halfsword-chat-⚔

[coral reef]

Still though a mace can easily knock him out with proper usage and force

[native python]

shit he just slashed my arm

[sudden harness]

is there any way to get more control? what is the strategy to this game lol

[native python]

nvm its fine

bro

[coral reef]

Don’t wail around your sword, and use real fencing techniques

[native python]

if i could just grab his sword

[coral reef]

Fuck he pulled out his sword yeah?

[native python]

nah i didnt knock him or his weapon yet

im trying to grab his sword or his weapon so he lets go

[shell bronze]

falchion gaming

[native python]

this is wrestling atp im grabbing him and trying to throw him on the ground to spam kick his head lol

[coral reef]

He is very mixed with his grip strength btw one time I got him to drop every single one of his weapons

But others he won’t even let go when he surrenders or dies

[shell bronze]

max gore falchion is genuinely such a treat wth

[native python]

i grabbed his knee

im gonna push and kick him so he falls

[sudden harness]

so i just lost and got sent to the abyss level

whats that about

[slow condor]

It's hell. Fight your way out by killing the last boss you fought

[native python]

OH SHIT

[coral reef]

?

[native python]

i grabbed his weapon but he pulled out his sword now @coral reef

do i get the shield and try to knock him with a weapon?

[coral reef]

are there any other weapons around?

[shell bronze]

fun weapon

[native python]

yeah but theyre all the same type

im getting beaten the shit out of right now

[coral reef]

Oh damn, so you’re using a one handed mace with a shield

Just try to hit his head as much as possible by two handing the mace

If you can his sword swings are pretty over exaggerated

[sudden harness]

how come the great champion gets an axe and i start with jack lol

[coral reef]

He’s got more money

[shell bronze]

knife in the center

[sudden harness]

what a dick

[shell bronze]

always spawns there

[native python]

ok im losing

he grabbed me in a choke hold with his sword

1 wrong move and im done

[coral reef]

Ah well shit

[native python]

gg

[coral reef]

Damn

[sudden harness]

damn i just de-leg-itated a guy with the butcher knife

[native python]

my arm got cut off 💀

[coral reef]

💀

[native python]

yeah im doing this later

[coral reef]

[sudden harness]

i tried to get the shears axe guy one swiped me while i reached down lol

[native python]

this mf needs to be nerfed

[coral reef]

Nah he’s pretty simple to beat with a long blunt weapon

[sudden harness]

i just got blugeoned with a milking stool

[coral reef]

Practice is all it takes

[native python]

so what would you recommend

[coral reef]

If you can get the du Ponte which is the long pointy stick with spikes on it

Then just stick it between his legs and try to stab them

[native python]

oo that one is good

bet ima try next run

thanks

[coral reef]

Fr, if you don’t want to go all the way through gauntlet, you can download a save file with the baron fight unlocked

[naive holly]

Baron fight is the worst part of the gauntlet tbh the rest is fun af

[sudden harness]

damn i just clocked first fist fight guy HARD right in the nose with my shin

lmao

[naive holly]

Dazed and confused type willie

[native python]

whats the baron fight idk the names

the final boss?

[coral reef]

The baron is the guy in golden armor

Yes

[naive holly]

The ultimate challenge

[native python]

ohh

yeah nah my progress is saved rn

so im good

[coral reef]

Yeah ultimate challenge is the name

[native python]

i can try tmr or whenever

[naive holly]

Im currently copying savs from each tier so I can just, play whichever boss whenever

One at the start of the tier one at the boss

[coral reef]

I should do that lol

But I just speed run gauntlet

[naive holly]

Do it again 👁👄👁

Anyone else like playing as the shortest weakest Willie they can

[coral reef]

I’m fighting the baron for the 7th time so I’d say I’m doin quite good

[naive holly]

You fr doing 10 in a day

[coral reef]

One for every single day of the week

But I missed a few days

[sudden harness]

finally picked up the knife

he swung that bastard axe like two inches over my head as i grabbed it

[coral reef]

Actually come to think of it I’m fighting the baron for the 8th time

I already killed him a 7th time but I didn’t get a screenshot with his corpse

[shell bronze]

longsword duel

[vestal summit]

How are people so good, its so hard to control my word lol

[sudden harness]

fr

[coral reef]

If you have to you can lower mouse sensitivity or try using real life sword stances as examples

And your best bet is going on free mode choosing highest rank , and practicing and when you get good on that rank go down and practice with less and less armor

[cursive fjord]

That sword doesn't look very long to me.

[fossil frost]

where are the settings saved i need help

[vestal summit]

Alrighty!

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kVv2u9Yvwez0gM77n?invite=cr-MSxVM1QsNDEyNDk2ODQy
Got it locked around his head and then broke his neck with a kick

[shell bronze]

it's really long wdym

[atomic stump]

OH HELL YEAH

[fossil frost]

where are the settings saved i need help

[shell bronze]

longsword gameplay

[atomic stump]

HOW TF DO YOU AIM SHIT SO WELL

THAT THROW WAS AUGHHH😋😋😋

[coral reef]

8th baron dead, 8th armor set to the melting pot.

[atomic stump]

And why are you killing so many barons what is your beef

[coral reef]

just for the love of the game

nah but these guys arent real barons

[atomic stump]

Ykw that's fair

[shell bronze]

you just get used to it

[coral reef]

theyre just tall people who keep getting golden armor and inheriting the weapons

theyre also french too

[atomic stump]

Thats not helpful

[coral reef]

which is reason enough to kill them

[atomic stump]

Should've led with this

[sudden harness]

this dick with the axe is pissing me off lmao

[shell bronze]

i mean what do you want me to say

there's no good way to describe how to throw

[atomic stump]

Idk😭

I've gotten two good throws

[shell bronze]

you release it a certain time after swinging a certain way

[atomic stump]

One was a throw that went far and stayed in the air and sliced the guys face in half and the other one i did went low , went across the ground and cut the guys leg off

[coral reef]

I only throw hands

Nothing else

[atomic stump]

You only play beggar?

Ykw respect

[sudden harness]

thats all i can get to lmao

[coral reef]

I have played beggar a lot

[sudden harness]

jk ive gotten to commoner a couple of times

speaking of i just fuckin DECKED a guy lmao

[coral reef]

Imma kill one more baron for the night then the last one for tomorrow

[atomic stump]

I mean if you know where to place the hits and can dodge, the beggar boss isn't really hard, I mean that axe is scary as hell ngl

[coral reef]

Try to pick up one of those tall candle holders

And just pummel him

[sudden harness]

i love when im in beggar and just comin out fuckin SWINGIN lmao

both hands flying

throwing hate

[coral reef]

You should learn how to snap necks lil

lol

It’s peak

Grab their jaw and the top of their head and then just twist

It takes a while to learn but it’s satisfying

[atomic stump]

Nah what i do is my fists are just explosive, I play in first person on beggar and my fists are damn bombs, ill throw two right hooks straight into the noggin and they down out

[coral reef]

Fr

[atomic stump]

Like even when im not playing beggar I'll sometimes drop my weapons and go full Mike Tyson cause its so satisfying on the later game tiers to punch someone's noggin into oblivion

[sudden harness]

fr lmao you can absolutely ROCK someones shit

[shell bronze]

kratos build

[sudden harness]

that dude with the axe just split my shit open like Slingblade

[atomic stump]

Once im on my PC again I'll send a clip of me beating the boss

[shell bronze]

if you mean first boss i can show you how to beat him

like rn

[sudden harness]

ive killed him a few times he just always seems to get the jump on me

[atomic stump]

WHERES YOUR SHIRT

[shell bronze]

you just gotta run around for a bit to get yourself time to grab the knife in the middle

[sudden harness]

aww hell yea i was able to snag a helm, buckler, and the knife and fuckin juged his ass

[shell bronze]

then it's so easy

[shell bronze]

it's the kratos build bro trust

[atomic stump]

Or js be like me, grab the wooden shovel thing, get real close so he cant hit you and pummel his ass into oblivion

[sudden harness]

oh my god i just chopped a dude with an axe's head off with my hoe

[shell bronze]

pitchfork warfare

i love polearm shenanigans

[atomic stump]

Is there any katana mods?

[shell bronze]

me when the

[shell bronze]

yeah

vicious mod pack has katana

it sucks but it's a katana

[atomic stump]

Bet, do you know of any others?

[shell bronze]

that's all i know

[atomic stump]

Ight I'll go through nexus see what I can see

[shell bronze]

had to die so i can fight commoner boss again

the first 2 bosses are literally so free

[coral reef]

and finally the 9th baron, and the 10th well on its way

french bastard

[shell bronze]

vaccination

[atomic stump]

Ofc we all need our steel vaccinations

[atomic stump]

Wdym it sucks, it seems fine to me

[shell bronze]

it's mainly because the longsword is just better lol

[coral reef]

Here’s something funny, the reason this community is so good is because there’s not a lot of PlayStation or console users complaining about a port

[atomic stump]

fr

bruh

[coral reef]

Either that or everyone’s united about beating their Willie’s

[coral reef]

That’s the barons ability

He crashes your game in gauntlet mode

It gets worse the closer you get to ultimate challenge

[atomic stump]

im not in gaunlet

[coral reef]

Exactly

Best bet is lower your gore to the 2nd one

Like middle of the bar

But it could just be a coincidence

[shell bronze]

but with enough skill nothing really matters

[atomic stump]

my game just crashed again even after i turned down the damn gore

[sand herald]

Always good when a sword throw lands

[atomic stump]

UH WHAT

THE FUCK

[restive garnet]

Samurai movie kill be like. Or euphoria ragdoll

If the ai kicked would been 5x more funnier

[sand herald]

I've got a clip just for you

[atomic stump]

HOW IN THE HELL

NAH

CHEATS

[sand herald]

Besides me spawning the spear, everything is unmodded lol

I play with a really high dpi/sens

[atomic stump]

I couldnt tell

[sand herald]

Lmao

[shell bronze]

superior japanese steel folded 1000 times

[restive garnet]

Naruto the movie

[near garnet]

REF HE USED THE HEAVENLY STRIKE!

[humble bloom]

is willie short, the fov too high, or is the blade a bit long?

[shell bronze]

the katana mod is just disgustingly long for no reason

[atomic stump]

which one you using?

[shell bronze]

vicious mod pack

[atomic stump]

ah

i love hitting the one spot on the side of the knights armor where it just is a little slit open to the side of the stomach and it just mmmm, instant kill

[shell bronze]

honestly my favorite weapon to use in this game period is the high tier sidearm sword

the bastard/longsword that you get as a secondary in knight

or i think primary in veteran/maa

[atomic stump]

Juicy hit

[atomic stump]

i love this games physics

[raven talon]

I hate them

also I wonder what library they're using, I don't know if they've ever said

[atomic stump]

i thought it was all done with unreal engine 5

[raven talon]

does UE5 come with its own library now?

third party solutions tend to be waaay better

[atomic stump]

idk

[raven talon]

for a physics based game it's kinda important, but that's imo

stuff like modern Havok gives devs a lot of really productive tools like navmesh painters, GPU meshmesh deformation, really detailed particle control

oh and waaaay more graceful mesh entanglement resolution

which is why willie tends to spaz out a lot or the classic helicopter

[frigid vessel]

got a willy to dual wield after disarming his two handed weapon

[atomic stump]

what like how i do this?

WRTONG CLIP

RBUH

This is the correct clip

[frigid vessel]

no, i mean the npc drew two weapons after i disarmed him

i would send an image, but i dont have img perms

[atomic stump]

nono ik what you meant lol

[atomic stump]

send it inthe gameplay channel

OHH THATS COOLLL

hellyeah

[frigid vessel]

he died soon after

ive been playing recently with the damage sliders at default, not quarter damage dealt to AI, so brother just did all that

no damage resistance or anything, he just whipped out a sword and a dagger and charged me

[raven talon]

Oh yeah and INSANE performance capability. I have a clip of another indie game I was doing tests with that just upped to Havok 20. Extremely early implementation and I got 9000 meshes with point light sources to all interact without crashing or hang. That's a fuckboat of calcs

I have a video but it's not halfsword so I won't gum the channel

[atomic stump]

ah, ima be posting these in the photography channel aswell but can i get yalls opinions on these photos?

[woeful flax]

On my way to play Half Sword on Germany 🤺

[atomic stump]

ON Germany?

[novel spear]

Quick question: Does Half Sword help you in HEMA in some way?

[flint olive]

when gore?

[novel spear]

we already have gore in the game

[flint olive]

only true half sworders know bro

[novel spear]

ok linus tech tips

can i get a free pc

[flint olive]

Here's a tech tip

[flint olive]

look mate to be honest id love to but i cant sorry mate

[novel spear]

aaaaaaawh....

[flint olive]

Well theoretically I guess but if someone dings one up the side of ya head irl it's gonna be different but I could see it might help you open up and develop different options and approaches

[novel spear]

as in

half sword the game

are you talking about the game or the technique

hohoho?

[flint olive]

I mean the game half sword, but what I mean is that if someone dings you in the head with a mace IRL in HEMA it's a bit different then half sword as in how you handle that hit

[novel spear]

alr

[raven talon]

Oh, with that guy saying on his way to germany I was wondering where HS devs are

what a global mix of people

[restive garnet]

Yes

[restive garnet]

Yesss

[restive garnet]

The of devs

[raven talon]

oh hey. Nice clippy 😉
I've been seeing you comment on a lot of creators showing off halfsword and noticed it

[restive garnet]

We have new devs, very talented!

11 devs

12 actually

[raven talon]

Nice, get that site updated I want to see all the faces!

I love seeing dev teams

[restive garnet]

Really!! Woohoooo

[restive garnet]

Heck yeah! Am from Netherlands,

Such an old pic that is, time for a new one soon, with new devs

[lapis marsh]

Clueless try not to post himself one shotting willie challenge impossible

[shell bronze]

it's fun

[lapis marsh]

you're like probably the most active person ive seen on this server other than me obviously and you just continuously clip farm lmao

[restive garnet]

😂

What will clueless do when EA drops

[lapis marsh]

same thing hes been doing for the past 9 months

post clips every 3 seconds

[raven talon]

Holy shit jesus man

[wild dagger]

they're all basic parry clips

[raven talon]

Well here's some math. He's been here since Feb3, so 197 days. 11,019 posts or one approximately every 26 minutes. If we subtract only sleeping time that's a post every 17 minutes of being awake

[lapis marsh]

nah they're pretty good

[lapis marsh]

jesus fucking christ

i knew he was chronically online but i didnt know he was THAT chronically online 😭

[raven talon]

It's rough, he's got 3,394 has:file so that comes out to like... one video clip every 40ish waking minutes

[lapis marsh]

bro is making like 100 posts a DAY

is his sole existance just posting here??? damn

[raven talon]

Nothing is worse than statistical analysis of your online time. We all spend too much time in front of a screen

[atomic stump]

Goddamn that's alot of time on half sword

[raven talon]

my man studies the blade

[atomic stump]

Frrr

[raven talon]

get back here we're making fun of you

[atomic stump]

I found out today that my brother plays this game, so as soon as multi-player drops by 2050 me and him gonna duel

[shell bronze]

damn my fault man

this is all i have besides my 50 hour work week

[atomic stump]

Real

Thats to real man

[shell bronze]

but i'll stop

[lapis marsh]

no please dont

[atomic stump]

We bullied him to hard no

Clueless we sowwyyy🥺🥺🥺

[lapis marsh]

i was just like 'zamn this dude is committed'

also 50 HOUR WORK WEEK????

WHERE DO YOU FIND THE TIME TO MAKE A POST EVERY 17 MINUTES????

[raven talon]

he's gonna wait more than 17 minutes before he replies so he can start raising his average 😂

[restive garnet]

During breaks

[atomic stump]

He's gonna wait 18 minutes

[lapis marsh]

i can already feel the wrinkles growing

[raven talon]

He woke up today to bully willie, he did not expect to become the bullied

[atomic stump]

we love you clueless dwww

[restive garnet]

We don't tolerate bullioiiiiiiiies

Except Willie bullying

[lapis marsh]

willie doesnt count

anyway back to poleaxe glazing

they're the best weapon in existence they solo goku

[atomic stump]

in the enhancer, which sword in the spawner is the knight greatsword

[lapis marsh]

greatsword t4 i believe

[shell bronze]

i overdo it anyways so i'll stop

[raven talon]

Also what they said, no bully I was just factchecking goofy and I shat my jaw. Half Sword's most valiant knight

[lapis marsh]

nuh uh

[lapis marsh]

you shat your jaw????

[shell bronze]

4am on a work week and i'm kind of just a little bit too bored and tired so

[restive barn]

box

[raven talon]

it's good it keeps the discord scrolling, nobody likes a dead indie discord it scares people

[shell bronze]

last time someone pointed out my clip posting it got pretty messy so

[lapis marsh]

other than people showing they aint read the faq

[shell bronze]

i'll just hold on to them

[lapis marsh]

noooooooooooooo

[raven talon]

it's far from the worst I've seen, one guy on a different discord posted ~110k messages in about a year

[shell bronze]

doesn't excuse it

[wet stump]

i was wondering why i couldn't hit this guy no matter how hard i tried

[shell bronze]

it's a bad habit of mine

[wet stump]

and then he killed me with goddamn scissors

[raven talon]

don't be too self conscious I watch pretty much everything if I'm at my pc

[atomic stump]

This sword is magnitized towards necks

[wet stump]

the video is a still image for me

[atomic stump]

thats a problem on your end cause its fine for me

[wet stump]

not again ffs

its my stupid pc

[raven talon]

and by the way, the math on that if I remember right was the guy was posting an average of every 3 waking minutes, or once per 5 minutes per 24 hours

(it was a guy in his 40s, in the discord for a male streamer, clinical obsession)

[atomic stump]

Just eats the necks bro

[wet stump]

i cant see my own video either

its just black wtf

[atomic stump]

i see it

hell yeah you popped off

[wet stump]

yeah so does my phone

[wet stump]

medieval maul, but not the weapon

[lapis marsh]

i guess i'll have to pick up the slack then >:)

[shell bronze]

by all means

[lapis marsh]

fifty clips an hour chat

[restive barn]

ok

[lapis marsh]

not today tho i need sleepy

[restive barn]

download my weapon pack

NOW

[shell bronze]

i've been in low spirits and cooked lately it would be nice for you to take over

[lapis marsh]

ask nicely

[atomic stump]

OH SHIT ITS YOU

[restive barn]

PLEASE

[atomic stump]

YOUR THAT GUY

[restive barn]

ye

am chrome

[lapis marsh]

pretty please?

[atomic stump]

I have one of your packs lol

[raven talon]

And this is why statistical analysis of your screen time is scary, I'm beating clueless rn. I post once every ~11 minutes per 24 hours or once per every 7 minutes awake, in this server

[restive barn]

pretty please

[lapis marsh]

ok i will

[restive barn]

which one????

[wet stump]

im gonna assume my issue with viewing videos is on some software and not my pc cause this thing cost me the equivalent of 3,128 USD

[lapis marsh]

ooooof

[restive barn]

3 is out

4 is coming out eventually

[atomic stump]

ik, does 3 have the katana tho?

[restive barn]

yes

4 has a 2h one

[atomic stump]

oh

bet

[restive barn]

also im making a needle rn lol

[wet stump]

thats not that bad

[shell bronze]

type bs that happens when you don't want to partake in any of your hobbies and just want to go to the computer every night after work

[restive barn]

im running out of ideas

[atomic stump]

what you should make is a tanto

[lapis marsh]

amatuer

[atomic stump]

its a katana dagger

[restive barn]

soon

'\

[lapis marsh]

fair fair

[atomic stump]

make an asian weapon pack and my life is yours

[lapis marsh]

you should take better care of yourself, NOW!

[shell bronze]

it's fine

i'll just find another outlet instead of filling main up with slop

[raven talon]

You're at one post per 82 minutes, or per 54 waking minutes

[restive barn]

uh

i dont think itll be necessary to make a weapon pack full of asian weapons

[lapis marsh]

gotta get them numbers up

[novel spear]

chat chat

[restive barn]

but ill probably make a world weapon pack

[novel spear]

tell me what is one of you favorite guards in half sword

ermmmm

your*

[restive barn]

(like indian weapons or chinese weapons)

[novel spear]

are*

[restive barn]

oxe or pflug

[raven talon]

Basically yeah. I'm no different. I stopped doing a lot of my other stuff post covid and I hate going outside mid summer. 75 degrees out at 5am

[atomic stump]

pwease 🥺

[lapis marsh]

ox or fools

[restive barn]

one day

im making needle

[lapis marsh]

put a camel through it

[lapis marsh]

anyway im fucking going to bed gn

[atomic stump]

chat i think i killed him

[restive barn]

gn

[atomic stump]

put a sabaton s or a redpanda on it 👉👈

[novel spear]

naaah he's not dead yet

can you like

cut a little bit more

[wet stump]

long point

shift+ long point specifically

[wet stump]

its very defensive

[novel spear]

yeah thats better

[raven talon]

Hah, get museum'd nerd

[atomic stump]

what does this mean

[novel spear]

i think he died

[raven talon]

#🧠rot

[atomic stump]

NOOOO

[atomic stump]

no he still has his head

[raven talon]

🫵 😂

[restive barn]

okay world weapon pack coming out one day

thats for sure

thats a good idea

[atomic stump]

this is you 😠

[novel spear]

naaaah

he died mentally

and emotionally

[raven talon]

oh man, imagine if they put in a sniper elite slowmo xray kill cam. I want to sever testicles in crisp 4k

[novel spear]

because he has no balls left

also check #🧠rot

i said something

[atomic stump]

just for shits and giggles, they should put a one and a trillion chance for your entire loadout to be replaced with a MG42

[novel spear]

onr in a krillion chance

[raven talon]

Shrimpillion

[novel spear]

https://tenor.com/view/krillion-a-in-one-im-gif-18283586406368826605

[restive barn]

sprunki

[novel spear]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/936310534851137599/941297550852497438/ezgif.com-gif-maker_3.gif

[novel spear]

why does he look so fast

fat

[wet stump]

asian weapons brought to you by chinese willie (its just regular willie except his name is spelled with hanzi through homophonic translation)

[restive barn]

LOL

wee ree

[novel spear]

Qúy lì

[raven talon]

Oh fuck that's a hell of a DLC idea

[novel spear]

Qúylì

thats a cool name for a

chinese willie

[raven talon]

15th century chinese mode, 15tch century africa mode

[novel spear]

NO

[raven talon]

10 bucks per, I'd buy it

[novel spear]

not africa

american mode

[raven talon]

Actually really good idea too. Native americans and central america

brb making a feedback post

[atomic stump]

im getting so much better

[restive barn]

they said strictly european

[raven talon]

well yeah for the main game, but eventually small dlc offshoots would be a good idea to bring in income

[novel spear]

hey

had you ever heard of

"using real fencing techniques in halfsword"?

[atomic stump]

no

im to shit for that

[novel spear]

first you hold shift

then you aim your sword down

last when willie miss

you kill him

(the fool's guard)

[wet stump]

that actually works lol thats why i love this game

[novel spear]

too bad you cant really do a

zwerchau

zwerhau

zwerkhau

twerhau

[restive barn]

and krump

and shiel

[wet stump]

zwercchau my beloved

[restive barn]

or is it sheil

[wet stump]

isnt schielhau just double click

[raven talon]

best disarm and beatdown I'll ever have

[novel spear]

HEY YOU!

[restive barn]

schielhau is done in thumb grip

[novel spear]

make sure

[novel spear]

you play in commoner's tier

[wet stump]

oh yeah right

we need a thumb grip toggle fr

[novel spear]

CAN

we

have

[wet stump]

we already have the guard that is used for zwercchau

[raven talon]

Gimmie that pikachu grip

[novel spear]

sorry erm

i tried to search what the technique's name was

but

CAN WE HAVE

MORDHAU

in this game

[raven talon]

we have mordhau at home

[novel spear]

wdym mordhau at home

[wet stump]

if i get killed by the commoner boss one more time im fileting my willie

[novel spear]

haha i already have baron

hohoho

[novel spear]

not mordhau the game

mordhau the technique

you bash your enemy's head withh your pommel

[wet stump]

hey willie half sword can i have more physics ticks

[knotty cloud]

Chiv2 is very casual, but good

[atomic stump]

How does sword taste man

[raven talon]

I did buy and play chiv2 when it came out for a few weeks. I was scary good at it and got bored, too many ways to minmax and win 5v1

[wet stump]

playing the game the way the devs intended it

[novel spear]

SOMEBODY

SOMEBODY

PLZ

GIFT ME

A 3070

🙏

[atomic stump]

dont mind the throw at the beginning im trying to get better at throwing

[raven talon]

pre-owned go for hella cheap, like 200~250

[gaunt nimbus]

polearm is fun

[atomic stump]

So close brooo

[raven talon]

I really should start learning to aim throws

[smoky sun]

Hii

When is this game coming out ?

[gaunt nimbus]

before gta 6 (i hope)

[wet stump]

october to december this year

[smoky sun]

Oh ok

But how you guys have like protections and swords

My guy is kinda naked

[gaunt nimbus]

btw this is my fps in game 🍄

[wet stump]

you're playing gauntlet, rank up to get more gear

or if you're playing abyss, go collect it

you can also choose a rank in free mode

[raven talon]

or click free mode on the bottom right, and click the icons to the right of the portrait

[smoky sun]

But when I leave de game my character is gone

[raven talon]

gauntlet mode is a 1-life mode, like "roguelike" games. Free mode is the sandbox

[smoky sun]

Oh ok

Thanks

[mossy siren]

Is there any way to play the ultimate challenge again or atleast fight the baron

[raven talon]

not outright, but check pinned messages to see how to clear your gauntlet save

[atomic stump]

@novel spear i prolly did this all wrong lol

[restive barn]

how does memeslice do the cool free cam thngy

[atomic stump]

me?

[restive barn]

memeslice

not you

[atomic stump]

who tf is memeslice

[raven talon]

I've seen a few creators do it, not sure

free cam on a static scene is easy, it's just flying the picture cam with UI turned off, but dyamic scenes I can only assume is a mod

[gaunt nimbus]

lmao he dropped his sword and it went straight to his throat

[atomic stump]

time for some fun

[raven talon]

haha more like vierhänder

[atomic stump]

im going bigger

[raven talon]

ah yes the fabled alleshänder

[atomic stump]

the amount of momentum needed is inane

insane

i killed the opponent but holy hell

this felt so smooth

[keen dock]

is it possible to close the game without willie disappearing?

[near garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-meat-grinder-analogy-psychopath-gif-5484000644029492308

[gaunt sundial]

is it just me or have short spear and shield willys in baron challenge gotten SIGNIFICANTLY deadlier??

[raven talon]

oh they do, the Ai gets hyper aggressive

[gaunt sundial]

like im wearing, a full chsetplate, leg armor, upper arm, helm, and they still just casually poke me on the inner arm or something and ruin the run

[gaunt sundial]

similar experience, did they increase shield damage or something??

[raven talon]

nope, just the ai using it to its fullest

laser targeted speartips and concussive grenade shields

considering how many game UI related questions there are per day, I wonder if it's worth me making a navigation tutorial

[lime dawn]

guys when i open the game it just goes black why does that happen

i looked it up at youtube but nothing solves it

[analog zenith]

accidentally stuck it right in his head lmao

[frigid sun]

so am i just stuck playing the demo then or?

[raven talon]

demo is all there is right now

[supple ember]

I don’t think that it’s possible unless you have a life sized Willie statue sitting next to you….

But that was a very dumb question nonetheless

[keen dock]

at least what i said was funny

[upper wyvern]

i just beat barron holy shit this whole ultimate challenge was insanely fun

[scarlet smelt]

please send a video of u using this

i need to see it 😭

[cunning aspen]

Torturing wounded enemies with minimal damage is so fun

[slate swallow]

How bro its too hard cant even get past militia

[upper wyvern]

a lot of luck i would say.. but this black armor boss with a huge sword was the hardest one so far

[slate swallow]

the commoner?

he's kinda easy tho

[cunning aspen]

Here is a random screenshot for you lads

[upper wyvern]

i literally couldnt beat him even with minimal damage

[slate swallow]

oh dang

Think i beat him with the pitchfork once, Just rammed into him

[upper wyvern]

you got this bro

[slate swallow]

Welp i died at militia back to beggar now

[cunning aspen]

I won the boss and fell to the abyss at the same time lol

[slate swallow]

The beggar boss is the one i struggle with the most ngl

[half hazel]

FЁBERDEGEBET

[slate swallow]

Also will this game get any better performance later when the game officially drops?

[upper wyvern]

it should

since its just a demo

a lot of crashes occur

[slate swallow]

Just fps drops on my side

not a single crash yet atleast

[upper wyvern]

i think i havent got any crashes on gauntlet mode too, just in ultimate challenge

[slate swallow]

Those small buhurts explode my dang computer get like 5 fps or something

[upper wyvern]

literally same for me hahah, what specs do you have?

[slate swallow]

4060ti, i5-14400F, 16gb ram

[molten galleon]

Might be the cpu

Cause it's obvs not the graphics card

[restive barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165306077441695795/1395911468003758250/Gv0Kd3mW4AAvBzN.gif

[half hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368283781273882746/1385665316121612401/attachment.gif

[slate swallow]

Cpu only working 50% when i play the game tho idk if thats good or bad

[lime dawn]

guys

my screen goes black after i open the game

how do i fix it

i researched it at youtube nothing fixes it

[upper wyvern]

check the integrity of game files on steam

maybe itll fix it

[lime dawn]

i did that

[upper wyvern]

reinstall?

graphics card update>?

[lime dawn]

did that

did both

[upper wyvern]

ask in #1047240101152960525 maybe someone in here can help you

[rapid plinth]

why is the abyss so ass rn 💔

[bold ledge]

yo whats a normal amount of hours to have in this demo

[rapid plinth]

pace is too fast, you get flooded with enemies after the second boss, you have no time to loot whatsoever

[rapid plinth]

idk i guess around 20-100

i have 48

and im still ass

[bold ledge]

i got 31 right now but still barely ever make it past commoner

[rapid plinth]

well, its a quite risky tier

no armor whatsoever, the weapons are pretty unbalanced

the longsword basically shreds everything

[bold ledge]

yeah i honestly love the commoner teir but its just so difficult especially cuz im mainly here for sword fighting

anytime i want sword fighting i either play this hellish quart or kcd

[rapid plinth]

getting good at half sword is quite difficult

[bold ledge]

yeah honestly cuz you actually have to manage the physics to have good structure and deflect attacks and shit

[wild dagger]

man the abyss is so poorly designed its insane

[rapid plinth]

i learnt that defending can be quite difficult sometimes, or having a proper defensive stance and keeping it up

[rapid plinth]

it was actually better back then

my main issue with the abyss rn is that its too fast paced and the enemies swarm you after the second boss, you dont have time to loot whatsoever. and about loot, since its so fast paced its pretty unblanced. hell i had like a helmet, a sword and two bucklers but still no goddamn pants

[raven talon]

lmao a trainwreck in slow motion

[wild dagger]

exactly

[rapid plinth]

did you play the old demo back then?

[wild dagger]

and sometimes people appear out of nowhere, you get one shot from behind and lose your character

[rapid plinth]

theyre coming from the abyss, the darkness while youre looting

you dont even hear them

maybe a rattling sound if you get lucky, or them bumping into objects

yea, i must say the abyss is pretty unenjoyable in its current state. id prefer it over the tournament mode but rn? nah

i hope it gets an overhaul because i really liked it back then

[novel spear]

no like

erm

you put it straight down

not on the left

or right

like put the sword down to do the fool's guard

also hold shift

when they miss you slice him

[rapid plinth]

bruh wth why are bodies being dismembered so easily 😭

even on the normal gore setting lol

[half hazel]

bcause FЁBERDEGEBET

[novel spear]

gruesome?

gruesome setting?

[rapid plinth]

MEINGEKURR

[rapid plinth]

yea, gruesome and not grotesque

[novel spear]

idk

[rapid plinth]

its very easy dawg

i cut ppl in half very easily with an axe

or hell, it even happened to me with swords

where i cut off limbs and split ppl in half far too easily

or hatchets

cutting whole legs off with a hatchet in a single hit

[restive barn]

what is ur fav cut in half sword

[rapid plinth]

wdym with cut

[restive barn]

attack

like zornhau

or oberhau

[rapid plinth]

ohhh

well im not too familiar with the names tbh. ive heard of some but i cant really tell which one is which

with swords i just prefer to keep a guard at like waist height andf make quick thrusts. for shield users i usually attack the side that has the weapon. i dont really have a specific combat style

well

[restive barn]

draw it#

[rapid plinth]

i van be quite nasty sometimes too. sometimes i actually crouch and go for their legs, because thats the point where they mostly dont defend at all

[rapid plinth]

i cant draw it lol. its just the stance that you get when you press alt. pretty standard i guess

[restive barn]

oh

[rapid plinth]

like i said i aint good

i prefer to brawl i guess, spoilance is my fav mode

and i usually hang around in the lower tiers and kill people with farming tools lol, but t5 and T6 can be pretty fun too

[novel spear]

hey guys

make sure to cut the neck for full damage

fr fr

[graceful stratus]

I’ve put a suggestion into the feedback channel about VR support I feel like there needs to be another competitor to Blade & Sorcery and bonelab but more realistic a bit of a gap in the market for this IMO, B&S has too much fantasy and can get boring quickly and only feels fun with mods especially when it becomes too easy and bonelab is more on the futuristic/modern side

[soft anchor]

how tf do i use the spear

[timid flume]

Half Sword.

[soft osprey]

The pointy end goes towards your opponent

[novel spear]

you stab

alt

[soft anchor]

wait

thats what alt does?

ty man

[rapid plinth]

yall think hes dead?

he has a slight cut on his face

nothing a bandaid cant fix

[soft anchor]

is this mods or vanilla half sword

[rapid plinth]

I don't think there are any gore mods, there are mostly weapon mods for half sword and reshades

It's not vanilla however, i have a control panel and item spawner. However those shouldn't change the gore whatsoever

[restive barn]

vanilla

[soft anchor]

man

why does your gore look so good

while mine looks like lego

[rapid plinth]

Eh, my graphics are not all the way up

[soft anchor]

someone should make this a real item

[restive barn]

and it wont be me

[soft anchor]

how 2 fly in half sword

[restive barn]

mods

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/the-flash-movie-what-did-you-do-supergirl-what-have-you-done-kara-zor-el-gif-27553346

[restive barn]

its a willie table cloth!!

[soft anchor]

SMYW

[upper wyvern]

whats the mod name if its not a secret?

[raven talon]

no secret, it's just enhancer from nexus

[restive barn]

reverse grip mace

held by the ball

[rapid plinth]

lovely

nah this mf still not giving up

[restive barn]

ive had a dude with 2 broken legs and he didnt give up

[rapid plinth]

had a guy with his hand cut off

used the other arm to continue fighting

[restive barn]

thats very common

[rapid plinth]

nah not really, usually when i cut off something theyx start crying

he even surrendered after that bro hes not dying

[upper wyvern]

thank you :))

[rapid plinth]

bruh

[remote kindle]

i tortured him, wish you could rip his limbs off in the menu

[young saffron]

And I thought I was sadistic to willies... sheesh

[remote kindle]

sadly he died so i had t otake the screenshot hastly

i was trying to strip his legs of flesh and his entire arms and chest were purple

[tame hollow]

head

[cinder stone]

"oh hey nice view up here"

[raven talon]

You know, I'll have to test and see if being decapitated in first person is accurate. Talk about an anime scene

it'd be so disappointing if you watch your head fly away

Did you delete it for spoiler reasons or was something wrong?

I don't watch it

[rotund galleon]

you get a nearly black screen with dark red overlay on any brighter spots.

the camera does follow where your head goes though

at least as far as i could tell

[gilded breach]

q4 is gettinng close

[raven talon]

yup, ea launch somewhere between two weeks and 3 months now

[pearl ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1407041137037807699/brave.mp4?ex=68a4a8ac&is=68a3572c&hm=e6ba3bbdaffe88d740eb743d5379bbe6dc32d8046f0a5b3708eb1badcc41477b&

who up killing they willies

[harsh thistle]

halfsword suddenly dont work for me

Okay i just had to type it in the chat for it to work

[restive barn]

gn chat

[tall dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cosplay-thor-costume-jack-black-gif-20281551

Fat Willie model when?

[raven talon]

character customization coming with EA, no tubby model though unfortunately just overweight willie

[tall dagger]

Chonky boy Willie

[balmy warren]

is fat willie at least tankier or something?

or is he just slower and runs out of breath faster lol

[tall dagger]

Fat boy Willie trying to get up on full armor. 😭

https://tenor.com/view/diabeto-gif-26005303

[balmy warren]

I have been messing around and some reasons spears love to instantly break legs if you stab them. i know the game kinda starts tweaking after a bit where you have to close the game and relaunch to stop the stanky leg from happening

also my enteral lament towards the fackin spikey stick. The most free weapon in the game

[tall dagger]

Never had this issue but I have had issues where my Willie just seems super heavy right on launch.

[balmy warren]

its like an every now and then thing. it doesnt happen too much but it is one of the most consistent things I have noticed

I'm kinda hoping they make it where you can select which weapons you want to fight against because I really enjoy tier 4 fights

[tall dagger]

I’ve also noticed sometimes Willie just isn’t as mobile when you launch the game sometimes. Like he turns slower and has a hard time using weapons. I brought this up after multiple instances and was met with shear denial…

[balmy warren]

yea this whole community is like that

they either say skill diff are just completely deny it with no backing

hell my feedback post got deleted because I apparently hurt feelings

[tall dagger]

Denial from the mods specifically. Anyone else I just write off as a rage baiting ipad kid but I think the mods have something to hide… 🤔

[balmy warren]

I assure you that you are right. They better pray multiplayer doesn't become a thing

[tall dagger]

I’m gonna be spin kicking my way to the top 😎

[balmy warren]

I've been enjoying the classic two handed sword

[tall dagger]

“God of spin kicks ranked number 1 in all divisions”

[fallow monolith]

multiplayer would be 80% filled with wild flailing and spam kicking

[balmy warren]

doesnt bother me

most of my fights I kill in one swing anyways

[tall dagger]

The plancon abuse would be insane…

[balmy warren]

oh I cant wait for someone to try to run on me with the spikey stick

[fallow monolith]

alright worldstar

[strong patio]

because it unironically works better than all the half assed attempts at "historical techniques"

[fallow monolith]

there are no historical techniques in the game besides the guard stances maybe. everything is just fiddling with the mouse to barely do a historical masterstrike, and even then it looks mediocre

just 2 wobbly noodles holding a sword, and you better move your mouse perfectly by 0.5mm or your swing misses completely

[strong patio]

i agree, i see compilations on youtube of people using historical techniques like theyre hot shit knowing damn well they spent hours trying to get that clip

[fallow monolith]

you have to make do with what you got i guess

[balmy warren]

I can usually do this almost 80% of the time

[fallow monolith]

i just clip cool stuff that happens, or lucky hits. rarely i try to do something on purpose

[fallow monolith]

hit him on the head?

[balmy warren]

i actually had the best throwing weapon clip i got today i was so happy ima send it

[balmy warren]

spikes do all the work

dont need to actually be accurate

[strong patio]

half sword and rub it on their chest is the best strategy

[balmy warren]

god damn it hold up its apparently too big

[fallow monolith]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kVFZhcMHsslYNxC7V?invite=cr-MSw5NjQsNDI1OTU1OTI3

@balmy warren do this consistently and ur good

[balmy warren]

I use to do that but now I parry and go for the throat

[fallow monolith]

thats...what i did. he missed because i used proper spacing

[balmy warren]

true. I'm just practicing for actual players

the bots are kinda predictable and usually you can backpedal till they just start swinging wildly

still clean as hell tho

[fallow monolith]

https://medal.tv/de/games/half-sword/clips/kVG3xKVKhGOjSGiT0?invite=cr-MSxRZTYsNDI1OTU1OTI3&v=10

here, the parry you meant. went for pommel strikes after

[quaint vector]

Yo how to delete a mod? Bc i downloaded one and I got bored, and noe theres always some text on the screen whenever i play

[balmy warren]

yea I do like taking hands too during their swing but sometimes their sword flies right into me and murders me lol

[fallow monolith]

bro dont pretend like you do this all the time on purpose

[balmy warren]

I dont do it all the time but I do it a lot

usually I cleave them in half and take heads or limbs

[fallow monolith]

usually

[balmy warren]

I play on 500dpi so I have a lot of control

[deep citrus]

Swinging isn't that hard after you get the hang of it

Then again my patterns are relatively simple with direction

[balmy warren]

especially one you get the weapons weight down

the only times I change it up is the higher tiers because of no fun armor lol

[fallow monolith]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kVGaJYmmqWMVJSnEq?invite=cr-MSxkbEIsNDI1OTU1OTI3

i enjoy this more than brutalising willies, im playing halfsword not doom eternal

[deep citrus]

Yeah I love the pollaxe it's great to riposte after a missed swing and either hit them in the side of the head or with the beak behind the axe head

[balmy warren]

forgot I cant say tarded in this server

[drowsy flint]

for anyone who struggles against the plancon, catch a strike, pin the weapon, advance behind the spikes and strike with whichever end of the weapon you have available

[balmy warren]

but i am horrible with poleaxe

[tender quest]

how do i play with anything other than greatsword? ._.

[tender quest]

so you said it anyway smh

[balmy warren]

you cant say the full re with it

[drowsy flint]

the spirit not the letter lol

[tender quest]

you cant use any variation, its the whole reason the word is blocked

[balmy warren]

become a hoe master lol

[deep citrus]

I struggle with the great words and just use them in half sword most of the time

[tender quest]

i'll let you off since you said it in regards to yourself

[deep citrus]

I hope to see a halberd in game some day they are my favorite

[balmy warren]

watcha gonna do ed boy?

[fallow monolith]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kVGeePUh2w5znnUYg?invite=cr-MSxxZUksNDI1OTU1OTI3

like this?

[drowsy flint]

pin the weapon, strike when you can

try not to get hurt, but you probably will get hurt

[tender quest]

nothing because im letting you off?

[deep citrus]

Or an Italian bill that isn't a morbillion feet long

[tender quest]

unless...

[balmy warren]

oh ur a mod lol

eh wouldnt be my first time getting banned

[drowsy flint]

thats a voulge but kinda yeah

works better in halfgrip, you can get closer and still strike whereas he only has the wood of a polearm

plancon is different, you have to catch the spikes

and then hope you dont get stabbed anyway lol

[tender quest]

kepontypin more like

[humble bloom]

hi

[fallow monolith]

yeah with smooth polearms you can just glide along the handle towards them

[humble bloom]

this is why staying silent is valuable in legal defense

[balmy warren]

pointy stick needs to be nerfed in my opinion. those spikes do too much damage

[deep citrus]

It's the ultimate weapon

Just a spear with more spikes in it

[fallow monolith]

i think all the spikes count as singular hits, and bc theres many of them it raises the damage exponentially

if it counted as a single hit, it would do less dmg

[balmy warren]

the worst part is, the spear head is really good too

I would like them to either dull the hell out of them or reduce the damage to where its just a moderate cut at worst

[fallow monolith]

100 times more fun than meta plancon

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kVGiUmKOFYM9HpHoN?invite=cr-MSx2SWIsNDI1OTU1OTI3

also more clean

[balmy warren]

no nerf needed here

[fallow monolith]

finally got a mini thrust cut in the arm

https://medal.tv/de/games/half-sword/clips/kVGlQ21uq272hvBiT?invite=cr-MSxIZ0ksNDI1OTU1OTI3&v=8

[humble bloom]

half sword will be peak when stabs do less instant disabling damage and more over time bleeding damage.

especially the candle stick spike and the tiny knives

[balmy warren]

yea there have been tons of times where I get stabbed in the leg and i get hit with the death screen

[fallow monolith]

vital areas should still insta disable tho, especially when its a deep/pierce through stab

[balmy warren]

i mean you still got a few second to try to do something

[fallow monolith]

but a "just the tip" mini poke to the shoulder shouldnt kill me instantly

[balmy warren]

i at least want to take them out with me not just succumb to death

[fallow monolith]

yeah, limping around and my arms not working. or willie holding his small bruise and not letting me control his arms

[humble bloom]

I will say that small pokes to the chest don't usually kill instantly already. I see it mainly with swords though.

[fallow monolith]

the lung and heart shut someone down immediately. getting stabbed/shot in the stomach is also one of the most painful things a human can feel

also bc theres no chance of saving

mostly

[novel spear]

nothing more painful than having your nuts castrated

🙏

[fallow monolith]

how do you know? personal experience?

[novel spear]

no i was just saying it in a jokingful way

[fallow monolith]

i know bro, just played along

[humble bloom]

the heart, maybe.
as far as research can indicate, loss of consiousness occurs in 15 seconds or less.
depending on the size of the wound.
Lungs would take a bit longer, also depending on the size and depth of the wound.
because lung collapses don't occur instantly.

[novel spear]

but this willie did

i love how when you slightly scratched willie's nuts he would die instantly

[fallow monolith]

not accounting for pain? adrenaline is cool, but some stuff just cant be ignored, even for 5 seconds

his dignity died with him

[novel spear]

it was painful when that willie saw his nuts stabbed by a sword

it was truly painful for him

[harsh imp]

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[novel spear]

how the hell do we already have mma and muay thai in half sword

also

[fallow monolith]

i would say maybe 3 seconds until the willie keels over, goes unconscious, dies instantly, or holds his wound. imagine getting a good strike in the enemies heart, just to get killed because he kept going for 10 more seconds

[novel spear]

you did NOT have to say "hard willies"

[harsh imp]

😏

[novel spear]

that happened to me

a lot

in commoner's tier

[harsh imp]

i mean people have already found out how to grapple, why not see whos the best at their certain discipline?

[novel spear]

true

[humble bloom]

there's a lot of uncertainty about it.
because certain things that you'd expect to be super painful will just initially feel like you got punched really hard.

[harsh imp]

Kepontrucken would you possibly be interested in a modteam tournament hosted by the AFC when multiplayer comes out? We already have fencer, mantic, ladiesman, moai and mcwonderbeast, I would love for you to be a part of it.

[novel spear]

ARE YOU LADIESMAN217

[humble bloom]

I would love to.
either I suck ass or I don't, I have to know for sure.

[novel spear]

aeugh i hope i have enough moneh for early access

[fallow monolith]

https://medal.tv/de/games/half-sword/clips/kVGDBnDZN_bSng7cK?invite=cr-MSxoaWwsNDI1OTU1OTI3&v=6

i hate this so much

[harsh imp]

Would you like an invite to the discord to keep up with our updates?

[humble bloom]

yes

[harsh imp]

Check your dms

[fallow monolith]

https://medal.tv/de/games/half-sword/clips/kVGGg0ZJSunKd-A8H?invite=cr-MSxwS3MsNDI1OTU1OTI3&v=6

i busted immediately, please clean up on aisle 5

[harsh imp]

you already told me you didnt wanna join the modteam tournament correct? sorry for asking, i havent had anything to write down to keep track of who ive asked. If I havent asked you about it, and you wanna know about it, just give me a shout.

[tender quest]

wouldnt be fair on the others if i did

[humble bloom]

you could always join the non greatsword fights.

[harsh imp]

that wasnt what i was asking and i dont know what you mean by that but okay 💔

and also like kepontrucken said you can always be a part of the normal cards/events too

[fallow monolith]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kVGPEtSODjgckBi_n?invite=cr-MSxNUnEsNDI1OTU1OTI3

idk why he even wanted to continue, the willpower was strong with this one

[tender quest]

wow, that would be like unfair on me

[harsh imp]

maybe you can test yourself with a new discipline, MMA, muay thai, or boxing?

i can teach you how to grapple, ive got 8 people whove signed up for my beginner grappling class

[humble bloom]

greatsword users when the sword isnt long and heavy enough

[atomic stump]

how is everyone on this wonderful morning

[austere trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1076630395254222878/1212971215128625182/DS.gif

[atomic stump]

huh

[harsh imp]

very great, just doing some grappling on this fine mornin

[atomic stump]

hell yeah

[near garnet]

hey guys it’s me the real jerma give me 10 million dollars

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-meat-grinder-analogy-psychopath-gif-5484000644029492308

[austere trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/komaru-cat-tiny-bunny-horror-japanese-gif-11150797129126961638

[drowsy flint]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924