Im gonna have so fun
#halfsword-chat-⚔
plain trail
neon bane
Wow
red path
lets fucking go
supple grotto
IM GONNA WAAAAGH
safe surge
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES PVP LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
red path
Cant believe it
azure pilot
rapid inlet
whats an indie arena booth brah
dreamy phoenix
I wonder how it will work on one PC though
visual escarp
Glorious. We can only hope to see peer-to-peer stuff.
grave grove
Update?
slim plinth
splitscreen pvp hell yeah
maiden sigil
PVP?!
Damn, split screen PVP is already nuts
dreamy phoenix
cuz I don't know if Half-Sword even supports gamepad
azure pilot
Glorious. We can only hope to see peer-to-peer stuff.
PEEN TO PEEN STUFF HELL YEAH
zealous kestrel
Oh my goodness.
rapid inlet
mmm
azure pilot
SEX UPDATE CONFIRMED
rapid inlet
willies
tranquil blaze
its gonna be massive either way
naive aurora
HALF SWORD MULTIPLAYER BEFORE GTA 6 🗣️🔥🔥‼️
grave grove
SEX UPDATE CONFIRMED
Bro XD
tranquil blaze
kek
rapid inlet
its gonna be massive either way
massive willies peen to peen playing
umbral granite
Whoever picks the pitchfork wins
maiden sigil
HALF SWORD MULTIPLAYER BEFORE GTA 6 🗣️🔥🔥‼️
💯
tranquil blaze
massive willies peen to peen playing
new weapon confirmed
azure pilot
EXCITEMENT
tranquil blaze
willie willing
pallid flax
Pvp new thing?
compact wind
Ima absolutely destroy in pvp
tranquil blaze
EXCITEMENT
♥
crisp stream
pvp will be so AWSOME
pine relic
HOW DO WE PLAY IT
warm void
LETS GOO WE HAVE PVP
crisp stream
Ima absolutely destroy in pvp
YOUR GUNNA GET A HAMMER TO THE ELBOW
azure pilot
HOW DO WE PLAY IT
stroke it a lil
solemn ember
ONLINE NO WAYYY
magic quest
This is PEAK
sturdy jolt
I need to play this immediately
eternal knoll
Holy fucking shit boys this is gonna change the PVP world
tranquil blaze
half sword pvp is going to be fucking scuffed, i see it already xD
rapid inlet
i think a sneek peak of the pvp will be at gamescon
vocal siren
I can't wait for online pvp
primal crag
HOW DO WE DO IT
lunar bone
I feel like I'm gonna rage at halfsword PvP
primal crag
SHOULD I JUST UPDATE OR HOW
hasty edge
Aw man, it’s in Köln? Can’t even go to it
sturdy jolt
There’s a livestream of someone playing pvp on the steam page right now
pine relic
Ok so its not out yet?
sturdy jolt
I think
lunar bone
SHOULD I JUST UPDATE OR HOW
It's a live event you have to visit a booth
tranquil blaze
i'm actually surprised gamescom still exist, didnt the E3 die or smth
umbral granite
Can’t u all read
rapid inlet
Can’t u all read
its hard to decipher the medieval text alr
lunar bone
Can’t u all read
They really can't
wary bison
It's splitscreen at a live event chillllll
vocal siren
It is only split screen rn
wary bison
no online
soft osprey
They had split screen at the last event too
It’s been confirmed to be coming for a while
lunar bone
Yeah since it was so highly requested
rapid pond
They had split screen at the last event too
Watch as the community manages to make a split screen steam version
cloud cloud
I only hope they add winden/hengen mechanics one and for all so we can hit with the false edge and do closer to the body and defensive moves.
lavish lion
Amazing im so excited for the split screen
craggy oracle
There will be splitscreen when early acces launches?
soft osprey
Watch as the community manages to make a split screen steam version
Someone already did but, since it’s coming as a feature, they were asked to take it down
rapid pond
Someone already did but, since it’s coming as a feature, they were asked to take...
Awww sad :(
rapid inlet
imagine an underground multiplayer trade
hasty edge
Yo LAN parties when?
quaint yacht
Is multiplayer coming to the game?
rapid inlet
ja
hasty edge
4 player split screen?
soft osprey
Is multiplayer coming to the game?
hasty edge
For carnage?
inner tinsel
We are closer to get online half sword
primal crag
Can’t u all read
I`m so sorry for not being a native speaker, I dont know what is booth, when I go to the qr code it's just a steam store page, is booth the thing that appears on the main steam page?
rapid inlet
imagine having to parry a pitchfork with a sickle except 10x more painful because its against a real person 😭
soft osprey
I`m so sorry for not being a native speaker, I dont know what is booth, when I g...
It’s a physical event
quaint yacht
<#1272470349245579396>
ty
halcyon turret
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT SPLITSCREEN PVP
compact pond
#announcements message NO WAY
halcyon turret
HOLY FUCK
compact pond
THEY DID A SPLITSCREEN PVP?!?!?!?
gusty flame
OMG
rapid inlet
its at an event
halcyon turret
THEY DID A SPLITSCREEN PVP?!?!?!?
BROTHERRRR
gusty flame
PVP IS REAL
rapid inlet
its at in avint
gusty flame
HOKY
rustic steppe
well if its in person they are teasing it to show they have the tech to do it soon
hasty edge
SPLITSCREEN PVP????
rapid inlet
its at an peevent
gusty flame
OH MY GOD
thick parcel
Online PvP would certainly tickle my fancy given my lack of travel ability
restive barn
time to vandalise the event by using modded weapons /j
rustic steppe
man read the whole message guys ITS IN PERSON AT AN AEVENT
rapid inlet
muhauauaha
halcyon turret
LAN MULTIPLAYER THROUGH RADMIN WOULD BE SO PEAAAAAKKKKKKKK
halcyon turret
LONGSWORD DUELS
BILLHOOK SUPREMACY
gusty flame
IM GONNA DIEPAASGRO
hasty edge
A reason they could be doing split screen instead of online play is that there won’t be as much issues with rubber banding and latency
tranquil blaze
imagine challenging someone in half sword
rapid pond
# LAN MULTIPLAYER THROUGH RADMIN WOULD BE SO PEAAAAAKKKKKKKK
Im still waiting for the one guy thats gonna manage to mod multiplayer lmao
rapid inlet
latency is my no1 enemy
tranquil blaze
over some dispute
gusty flame
oh my god
solid rapids
PVP IS HEREEEEEE
rapid pond
Fellas i just thought
halcyon turret
over some dispute
nah I'm duelling irl the law is beneath me
gusty flame
Im still waiting for the one guy thats gonna manage to mod multiplayer lmao
@weak roost were waiting..
solemn ember
Peak gaming
tranquil blaze
nah I'm duelling irl the law is beneath me
yeah same
hasty edge
imagine challenging someone in half sword
Yk the events on the right which are Carnage and whatnot? Imagine if one of them was PVP
alpine aurora
Gentlemen why I cannot see any awaiting updates on half sword demo ?
They released split screen PVP right ?
tranquil blaze
Yk the events on the right which are Carnage and whatnot? Imagine if one of them...
my poor computer
primal crag
so next sunday
hasty edge
Just a nonzero chance of getting your shit stomped
tranquil blaze
small buhurt
rapid pond
Yk the events on the right which are Carnage and whatnot? Imagine if one of them...
Bravs stand pvp lmao
mellow aspen
HOW DO WE DO THE SPLITSCREEN
rapid pond
The knight wouldnt last 10 seconds
mellow aspen
IM GONNA PISS MYSELF
NO
rapid pond
HOW DO WE DO THE SPLITSCREEN
Its a in person event goodbas
rapid inlet
HOW DO WE DO THE SPLITSCREEN
sir please its at an in person event
hasty edge
They should do 4 player split screen
idle crane
Gentlemen why I cannot see any awaiting updates on half sword demo ?
They releas...
No. The PVP is for the in person event at gamescom
mellow aspen
what if im an out person
halcyon turret
They should do 4 player split screen
nuh-uh
rapid inlet
🏖️
compact pond
# BROTHERRRR
BROTHERRRR
hasty edge
Wait wait wait imagine 3v3 LAN parties
gusty flame
AAEEAETAIIITA
halcyon turret
# BROTHERRRR
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACKKK
alpine aurora
No. The PVP is for the in person event at gamescom
Ohh alright.
rapid pond
No. The PVP is for the in person event at gamescom
You should do an @ all to that
tranquil blaze
No. The PVP is for the in person event at gamescom
when you lose the duel in half sword and the fist fight choice appears:
keen haven
question about splitscreen pvp built
In indie arena booth i need to add new application as press or as a streamer?
thick parcel
HOW DO WE DO THE SPLITSCREEN
It’s an in person event, read the announcement
halcyon turret
# BROTHERRRR
oh also did you know stalker anomaly has a functional coop mod? :3
rapid inlet
we getting turned into a beyblade by the pitchfork with this one
idle crane
You should do an @ all to that
The info was in the original ping.
compact pond
oh also did you know stalker anomaly has a functional coop mod? :3
Not anomaly
gusty flame
WERE GONNA GET OUR ENTIRE LIMBS DECAPITATED WITH A LONGSWORD WITHT HIS ONE
halcyon turret
Not anomaly
yes anomaly :3
I played it meself
naive wedge
how 2 beat ult challenge
compact pond
yes anomaly :3
I played it meself
Show me
rapid pond
The info was in the original ping.
True but apparently some struggle to read more than what they want
compact pond
like a video
gusty flame
A VIDEO
compact pond
I havent seen coop mod for Anomaly
gusty flame
NOW!!!!!!!!!!
chilly moth
I used to shit on people asking for online
I still do but it would be amazing if they pulled it off somehow
hasty edge
What do you call the long stick with a massive blade that narrows to a point at the end called?
keen haven
wait, so pvp built is in some sort of gamecon?
halcyon turret
like a video
gotcha, lets go to general
compact pond
yes anomaly :3
I played it meself
Send link of video Anomaly COOP
tranquil blaze
wait, so pvp built is in some sort of gamecon?
yes
idle crane
True but apparently some struggle to read more than what they want
So how would a second ping help 
hasty edge
Don’t think it’s a halberd
tranquil blaze
you gotta meet in the gamescom
chilly moth
wait, so pvp built is in some sort of gamecon?
Physically yes
woeful flax
< Who wants to duel the Gladio Mori guys at Gamescom? 
rapid inlet
True but apparently some struggle to read more than what they want
some people cant read medieval text okay
little verge
You should do an @ all to that
That information is all included in the announcement.
hasty edge
some people cant read medieval text okay
Skill issue
woeful flax
(Disclaimer y'all probably will beat my ass)
tranquil blaze
(Disclaimer y'all probably will beat my ass)
(same)
rapid inlet
Skill issue
maidens issue
hasty edge
Man sucks I won’t be able to go, looking forward to the footage though
tranquil blaze
willie issue
rapid inlet
thats what i have
tranquil blaze
mood
rapid inlet
doctor says i have to to take meds for it
random cobalt
how do i join the splitscreen
random cobalt
irl?
rapid inlet
yes
hasty edge
Yeah
rapid inlet
sadly
random cobalt
lame
hasty edge
It’s a gamescom event
kindred kelp
guys how do I parry effectively?
rapid inlet
by swinging your sword at the sword
hasty edge
guys how do I parry effectively?
You don’t and you die
dusk adder
for those who can't attend the gamescom split screen: 😭
soft osprey
some people cant read medieval text okay
Ahhh this is some fancy medieval language
tranquil blaze
kek
kindred kelp
by swinging your sword at the sword
that doesn't help
hasty edge
Ahhh this is some fancy medieval language
tranquil blaze
its cool that the gamescom still exists tbh, last i heard of it was 10 years ago
hasty edge
QUE??
quiet ferry
rapid inlet
Ahhh this is some fancy medieval language
i was way too distracted trying to figure out what the fuck "Hewe, smyte, and brast," meant okay
tranquil blaze
woeful flax
its cool that the gamescom still exists tbh, last i heard of it was 10 years ago
I've been going the last 3 years and it's amazing
gusty flame
<:Sword:1395887054315065364> <:swordsman:1395897788637773844> <:Frank:1171371487...
now thats some real pvp
hasty edge
I've been going the last 3 years and it's amazing
Gamescom is being held in Köln this year right?
rapid inlet
who gives a fuck about multiplay willie be smiling
tough yew
Alright who’s going to germany to kill people
rapid inlet
Alright who’s going to germany to kill people
MEMEEM
tranquil blaze
who gives a fuck about multiplay willie be smiling
exactly
rapid inlet
MEMEME
woeful flax
Gamescom is being held in Köln this year right?
Each year yes
hasty edge
Ah gotcha, damn
rapid inlet
Alright who’s going to germany to kill people
oh wait u mean at the booth in gamescon?
nah
soft osprey
woeful flax
Alright who’s going to germany to kill people
I have already booked my ticket 
< now on a watchlist
tiny idol
gonna be there the whole week HoHO ho
gusty flame
I have already booked my ticket <:Kappa:277211912222015488>
give us a vid!
tiny idol
hype
tough yew
I have already booked my ticket <:Kappa:277211912222015488>
Aye aye, good seeing you here bud
hasty edge
Oh yeah nah 1k for a plane ticket? Absolutely not
woeful flax
give us a vid!
I will for sure! I did challenge Wonderbeast for a CM to CM, but Gamescom gets very busy 
hasty edge
I barely have 2 nickels I could rub together
naive wedge
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/2 doesn't this exist
tacit summit
woahh do that work?
woeful flax
Aye aye, good seeing you here bud
Yes we'll definitely snap some pics!
tough yew
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/2 doesn't this exist
outdated
formal lichen
isnt splitscreen multiplayer easier to manage physics with than online since it's the same machine?
tough yew
Yes
formal lichen
thought so
tranquil blaze
yeah online's gonna be a pain
tranquil blaze
looking back at tekken 8
naive wedge
would make a mutiplayer mod
tough yew
the netcode in that game is garbage
tranquil blaze
yeaaah
rapid inlet
before they add any sort of multiplayer to the base game they needa nerf pitchfork big time
tranquil blaze
i loved the series but i cant bring myself to get the newest game
rugged leaf
before they add any sort of multiplayer to the base game they needa nerf pitchfo...
How do you nerf a weapon in half sword
blunt it?
tough yew
yeah I think t7 is a lot better and refined but the older games are even better
woeful flax
How do you nerf a weapon in half sword
Yeah sharpness can be made less
rapid inlet
How do you nerf a weapon in half sword
my making it not instakill you with a single stab 😭
tranquil blaze
i grew up with the first, fourth and sixth one
wind charm
How do me are play arena with friend friend, black void and how get arena? When are multiple?
tranquil blaze
4 is probably my all time fav
analog zenith
there is a mod it's just lan
rapid inlet
How do me are play arena with friend friend, black void and how get arena? When ...
rip foreigner
naive wedge
Yeah sharpness can be made less
the pitchfork is more pointy than sharp
rugged leaf
my making it not instakill you with a single stab 😭
I mean, it's probably because the AI is stupid I can kinda strafe around them
buoyant void
Can anyone give link on Gamescom?
analog zenith
@naive wedge mod is LAN not online so you could play with a friend
hasty edge
On the ultimate challenge mode it seems the pitchfork already received a nerf. When I use it it’s like I’m tryna impale someone with a fucking block of iron
woeful flax
the pitchfork is more pointy than sharp
I mean in gamedev language it's possible called sharpness in the code 
halcyon turret
<@1200656384556015698> mod is LAN not online so you could play with a friend
WHERE
rapid inlet
I mean, it's probably because the AI is stupid I can kinda strafe around them
yeah but against a real person thats gonna suck
tranquil blaze
Can anyone give link on Gamescom?
its an irl event
naive wedge
I mean in gamedev language it's possible called sharpness in the code <:LUL:2745...
wow sorry i dont make games
analog zenith
hold on let me find it
soft osprey
wow sorry i dont make games
You really should be
woeful flax
wow sorry i dont make games
Me neither, I'd love to though
tranquil blaze
making games sounds fun and painful at the same time
woeful flax
Make it a fighting game
And then make it a mobile game, since everyone is asking for it
analog zenith
@naive wedge
soft osprey
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/2
For the old demo build, outdated af
analog zenith
can be updated
wind charm
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/2
Old version, ragamuffin.
soft osprey
No
analog zenith
if you want
restive barn
@wind charm are you attending
soft osprey
if you want
It will be taken down
crimson sable
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/2
fr?
tough yew
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/2
Outdated
wind charm
<@264358723839852545> are you attending
I live in a hole.
gusty flame
I live in a hole.
Have you seen his son?!!
restive barn
I live in a hole.
same
crimson sable
Lads when i scan the QR code im directed to Steam page of the game. Is supposed to work like that?
gusty flame
Lads when i scan the QR code im directed to Steam page of the game. Is supposed ...
Same for me
analog zenith
could work maybe
dusk adder
I live in a hole.
crimson sable
Same for me
maybe must be scanned from PC
analog zenith
its a Lua file so can be updated
soft osprey
can be updated to latest
Again, it will be taken down. Split screen is coming as a feature, hsg already had a split screen mod taken down for this build
crimson sable
its a Lua file so can be updated
the qr code?
naive wedge
if you want
well you're not a modder,you gotta find somebody who is a modder and willing to update it
restive barn
ME
vital dagger
threw ts straight at bro
analog zenith
well you don't know who i am but ok
restive barn
/j i dont do coding
soft osprey
Screaming into the void lol
Any split screen mod out will be taken down by HSG
wind charm
Holy fuck, Franky it's over! Someone from HalfSword chat is taking your job!!
soft osprey
It’s a planned feature
vital dagger
dude on the right tried to kill himself before he died 😭
naive wedge
so you said
tranquil blaze
early access is probably a paid version, i gotta save up xd
naive wedge
it will be taken down
soft osprey
it will be taken down
Yes. We just handled it literally yesterday lol
soft osprey
early access is probably a paid version, i gotta save up xd
Yes but price is tbd
Recent poll says people are willing around $20
But nothing final
tranquil blaze
reasonable
dusk adder
already got my steam acc on $30 in preparation for ea release
naive wedge
Yes. We just handled it literally yesterday lol
wait so you dont know when the spilt screen going to be released
dam
soft osprey
wait so you dont know when the spilt screen going to be released
Miscommunication between us here lol
Split screen is coming in early access as stated by the CM
tranquil blaze
20€ is pretty much the price of every good indie game
soft osprey
Early access is coming in Q4 so anytime between October-December
You’ll have split screen
vital dagger
oshit
naive wedge
summer
rugged leaf
I was gonna say £15 sound more right to me then I realised that converts to around $20 anyway. I'm too British for this place
naive wedge
wow guys no more split screen mod
unreal temple
I swear if someone dies to a spin kick you need to ping me
But ya I'd drop about 25 merica dollars for this game
tranquil blaze
xD
vital dagger
tranquil blaze
imagine you just get spinkicked in your first game
unreal temple
imagine you just get spinkicked in your first game
That's pretty much a kid playing smash for the first time then getting hit with like, brawl meta knight master or something
tranquil blaze
lol yes
restive barn
then whats stopping you from lagging both monitors by putting graphics on cinematic
echo slate
yh u right
supple grotto
they may add LAN
soft osprey
then whats stopping you from lagging both monitors by putting graphics on cinema...
Nothing, you should do it
analog zenith
you said no more splitscreen mods but as you are saying this im making one so deal with it
soft osprey
you said no more splitscreen mods but as you are saying this im making one so de...
I’ll keep that in mind thanks
restive barn
you said no more splitscreen mods but as you are saying this im making one so de...
prepare to recieve a message from frank
or mcwonderbeast
soft osprey
lean nicheBOT
naive wedge
I’ll keep that in mind thanks
wait you're not going to stop him?
soft osprey
wait you're not going to stop him?
I am just a moderator for the discord. Yes HSG would put a stop to it
naive wedge
sad
analog zenith
frank is not that scary
naive wedge
frank is not that scary
give him some "donation" beforehand
wind charm
frank is not that scary
restive barn
analog zenith
it's nearly done
gusty flame
He gets real
analog zenith
whats a talk with frank i better get no letter
analog zenith
frank explain yourself
shy maple
Does this mean multiplayer soon
analog zenith
what happens if i release the file on nexus
naive wedge
he's busy playing noita
vital dagger
friend: lol u flinched
ts bro was finna do to me:
analog zenith
well i want answers but its prob against rules to ping him
naive wedge
what happens if i release the file on nexus
just give him donation before hand fr
soft osprey
what happens if i release the file on nexus
You already have been told lol
analog zenith
a talk isn't much explain more
round hatch
how to play multiplayer
naive wedge
how to play multiplayer
you cant
soft osprey
a talk isn't much explain more
It hasn’t gone further than a cease and desist because people comply
naive wedge
you need mod
analog zenith
fine i'll delete it
restive garnet
there was nothing in the first place
wind charm
fine i'll delete it
Riiiiight.
soft osprey
a talk isn't much explain more
Here, from the CM yesterday about a split screen mod
vital dagger
there was nothing in the first place
tf did i do 😭
analog zenith
you want prove
vital dagger
marshall this is ur vfx btw
soft osprey
you want prove
You should read the link before you try to prove anything
naive wedge
you want prove ill delete it
yo hes just
a mod for discord
even if you uploaded it
he cant do much
wind charm
I'm tired of this channel, where my VB.
analog zenith
im sure he can so i will not be a fool
naive wedge
im sure he can so i will not be a fool
he's not HSG
analog zenith
Frank is watching
humble harbor
Still riding the high from this clip yes it’s my third time posting it
analog zenith
he's watching but farewell to the mod it worked just needed performance fixed
fallow stone
dang he must really like Noita
naive wedge
he's watching but farewell to the mod it worked just needed performance fixed
no way you're going to deleted it
round hatch
How to play
little verge
he's watching but farewell to the mod it worked just needed performance fixed
Please keep modding talk to its respective channel #modders-guild-hall.
analog zenith
just make it again it's not as hard as you think
cloud cloud
Very excited to hear that splitscreen might be on the way! Gonna have so many tournaments with my roommates.
stiff yarrow
are they gonna add bone snaping?
cloud cloud
You can break bones already if you hit em hard enough
tough yew
Its in the game at the moment
tacit summit
deffo gonna stab my little brother with a longsword very exciting
cloud cloud
You can even snap someone's neck if done right
little verge
are they gonna add bone snaping?
Bone snapping is already a feature, compound fractures are planned for the future.
dusk adder
tf is a compound fractuer?? Im dumb
stiff yarrow
ik that im talking about twisting ther bones
soft osprey
tf is a compound fractuer?? Im dumb
Where the bone pierces the skin
tacit summit
?
naive wedge
just make it again it's not as hard as you think
you sure?
analog zenith
yes
vital dagger
i hope they fix the body
soft osprey
#modders-guild-hall please, as already requested
vital dagger
cz when u dismember
shit is weoird
i wanna see every human system
exlcuding repodruction
and excretory
bleak sparrow
exlcuding repodruction
No we want reproduction
vital dagger
No we want reproduction
summer pasture
tryna put bro in a arm bar
naive wedge
No we want reproduction
wha
summer pasture
ts deffo broken
lost rover
sometimes i like to use wooden swords or federschwert swords while roleplaying a sword teacher and beat enemies into submission
summer pasture
ankle lock 🤑
wraith saddle
When pvp
summer pasture
submission win 😉
velvet pine
Man's basically a gunless john wick at that stage
Bruh I struggle to grab anything except the guys nose and there's peeps legit omoplataing willies
summer pasture
lol
soft osprey
Bruh I struggle to grab anything except the guys nose and there's peeps legit om...
Bro said “got your nose”
velvet pine
Bro said “got your nose”
Then i get to repeat it after I cut it off
summer pasture
ngl
bjj and wrestling are bad
boxing carries most situations
taekwando does damage
overtime
velvet pine
taekwando + boxing + bjj + wrestling
Throw in some Judo so you can hit them with the entire planet too cause why not
summer pasture
Throw in some Judo so you can hit them with the entire planet too cause why not
i can do shoulderthrows
just hit a nasty kick
velvet pine
Well there you go, and bjj seems like it would be super useful but theres still the initial standing moment of im gonna punch you in the beak until you cry, which if you haven't been skelped in the beak its a bit of a shock when it happens
summer pasture
bjj is
situational
like irl
pins are very useful
you can actually break bones
i did it on my arm bar
i was planning on using striking
to get him on floor
the striking is too broken tho
drop ur guard on me ur cooked
velvet pine
Watch the back of his head spall
velvet pine
If i could land a decent kick id def agree, just noticed that honestly youve got a nuclear powered punch as well
viscid cobalt
Yo how do I get in the player vs player arena?
summer pasture
ive been kicking for over 9 months
in this game
im an og at it
i p much discovered it
velvet pine
ive been kicking for over 9 months
Half the time i kick hard my Willie breaks his knee lol
velvet pine
Ah im the one that came up with the patented and trademarked roll along the pitchfork method
velvet pine
Just spin and sidestep and half the time you just end up in willies Gooch and well under the pitchfork head
summer pasture
with movement
summer pasture
Just spin and sidestep and half the time you just end up in willies Gooch and we...
sometimes
willie just
pokes u in the head
when u do that
lost rover
scythe very op
velvet pine
See most of the time I do it it works
summer pasture
its the same method for all long range, on scythe too
btw
the 3 kicks i was on abt
velvet pine
Scythe is honestly like the saddest weapon in my experience. It's only slightly better than the peasant hand scythe in my hands lol
Right but im actually working lol so im gonna have to bounce out the chat after that video
summer pasture
chill
sometimes i purposely kick their hand
to disarm
or break arm
if they got a knife
its actually broken
velvet pine
Fair but time to do my last lessons worth of work, at least this student won't kill me on the road
prisma ore
Oh shit. That was unexpected.
summer pasture
Fair but time to do my last lessons worth of work, at least this student won't k...
u a teacher?
velvet pine
Driving instructor in training
summer pasture
ah
velvet pine
So if it goes well I come home alive lol
velvet pine
Yeah ive already had a student almost get us t boned so working hard to avoid that lol
summer pasture
yeah
she didnt even get down the street
driving tests take a while to get im p sure
anyway
cya
soft osprey
Yeah ive already had a student almost get us t boned so working hard to avoid th...
I dread teaching my kid how to drive because I know how frustrating it was for my parents to teach me lol
You must have the patience of a saint
blissful gulch
they should make it so when you lose an arm your character can still use the other arm
so you're not stuck holding the nub with your working arm
placid coyote
I think the pain is too great
naive wedge
ankle lock 🤑
Bjj in half sword is crazy
naive wedge
its the same method for all long range, on scythe too
do armbar
foggy mason
SPLITSCREEN PVP IS CRAAAAAZY
soft kelp
soft osprey
they should make it so when you lose an arm your character can still use the oth...
Go cut off your arm and get back to me about how you react
restive barn
<@308459341965557761> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856...
he uses a modified half sword trainer mod
sand herald
^
naive wedge
Go cut off your arm and get back to me about how you react
i mean
soft kelp
the average medieval dueler after taking one sip of baja blast
naive wedge
willy boss can stand having a entire spike driven into their leg
soft osprey
willy boss can stand having a entire spike driven into their leg
Willie boss is built different hes a literal giant
You are not
naive wedge
Willie boss is built different hes a literal giant
does that
that even make it worse
why?
soft osprey
Youre a wimpy weak Willie
naive wedge
cause willy boss is heavier
warm void
I hope PVP splitscreen is out by early access.
soft kelp
Youre a wimpy weak Willie
you know
soft osprey
I hope PVP splitscreen is out by early access.
It will be
soft kelp
said wimpy weak willie goes through the entire gauntlet
naive wedge
Youre a wimpy weak Willie
no wonder why i cant
soft kelp
and apparently becomes the baron
naive wedge
lift a great sword
warm void
It will be
Yippee.
weak zinc
Will pvp be online?
warm void
Will pvp be online?
Nope.
soft osprey
Will pvp be online?
Not any time soon
warm void
Not yet at least.
soft kelp
the baron has the same colored clothing as you in the ultimate challenge
naive wedge
the baron has the same colored clothing as you in the ultimate challenge
except the ult callenge
placid coyote
you become a slightly watered down baron
naive wedge
have you fighting like
naive wedge
willy with
soft kelp
https://tenor.com/view/just-a-theory-matpat-fnaf-movie-matthew-robert-patrick-gi...
a game theory
thanks for watching
naive wedge
pain reducing magic
warm void
https://tenor.com/view/just-a-theory-matpat-fnaf-movie-matthew-robert-patrick-gi...
I love matpat.
warm void
I love matpat.
I'm glad he can live his dream with his family.
naive wedge
guy how to beat ult challenge
naive wedge
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug
they get cut to the bone in the arm
and keep swinging
while my willy
get pushed by the head
and is concussed
velvet pine
Yeah its pretty wild, honestly if im running the challenge I will legit pick the take lessons damage team colours
soft kelp
guy how to beat ult challenge
first of yall you have to disable blood
second of all you have to be lucky and get a plancon or billhook early
velvet pine
But i an wondering if this student has forgot they've got a lesson today lol
soft kelp
third of all u need to git gud
velvet pine
Yeah get a billhook and its yours for the taking
naive wedge
all of the stage
placid coyote
I like using the pitch fork on the third boss because I have skill issue
soft kelp
yeah so just
warm void
guy how to beat ult challenge
Big stick.
soft kelp
like as long as u have a rweach advantage ur basically fine
soft kelp
its riggedf
Yup
warm void
I like using the pitch fork on the third boss because I have skill issue
Nah, 3rd boss is deadass hard to parry.
placid coyote
it's just easier with long weapons
soft kelp
Nah, 3rd boss is deadass hard to parry.
you are not meant to parry him
placid coyote
Nah, 3rd boss is deadass hard to parry.
I have no idea how to parry
I swing my sword
soft kelp
u need to wait for him to do a heavy swing then swoop in
left zodiac
PVP when
warm void
you are not meant to parry him
I've fought Radahn, I know I can parry it.
soft kelp
left zodiac
Sooooooo tomorrow?
warm void
Sooooooo tomorrow?
No.
soft osprey
Sooooooo tomorrow?
october-december
placid coyote
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1390130354186096660/H...
ya I just suck
warm void
December if we're lucky.
warm void
october-december
I guess 2026 because GTA.
placid coyote
2030
versed crag
is there fonna be bows or mod guns
left zodiac
Still making better time then other early access titles
warm void
is there fonna be bows or mod guns
Go back to Dishonored bro.
placid coyote
is there fonna be bows or mod guns
itd have to be open maps
it wouldn't make sense in the current pen
naive wedge
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1390130354186096660/H...
my willy got his arm broken by grabbing somebody's sword handle
god dam
versed crag
it wouldn't make sense in the current pen
literally why i said modded
placid coyote
okay
warm void
literally why i said modded
It's a medieval physics based sword fighting game. I'm not sure how you would add bows in a physic based game.
soft osprey
literally why i said modded
"is there gonna be guns modded into the game?" well gee man i wish i could tell you the future of what private individuals are gonna do
placid coyote
does the playable baron actually get a strength buff?
soft kelp
does the playable baron actually get a strength buff?
i mean
yes and no
like being taller in this game gives you higher strength
but hes not directly buffed
warm void
going to add musket modded to the game
I hope they add modded stones so I can throw at people.
soft osprey
It's a medieval physics based sword fighting game. I'm not sure how you would ad...
im about to undermine you so god damn hard
soft osprey
ranged weapons are confirmed
naive wedge
I hope they add modded stones so I can throw at people.
tes
soft osprey
to be coming at some point
naive wedge
yes
warm void
ranged weapons are confirmed
WHAT.
tacit summit
ballistic knife confirmed
soft osprey
ballistic missle confirmed
soft kelp
I hope they add modded stones so I can throw at people.
Modded unscrewable pommels so you can End Them Rightly
warm void
to be coming at some point
Not that it's a bad thing though. The map would need to be somewhat big for good archery content.
I feel like most people would still rather use swords.
warm void
I'm thinking Half Sword would be one of those games with a hard skill ceiling for bows.
naive wedge
kinda annoying
restive barn
reverse grip quarterstaff
warm void
the fence in the map
The fence is so goated bro, punching someone of round house kicking the back of their head to the fence feels so good.
soft kelp
reverse grip quarterstaff
im gonna have to reverse grip your neck really hard after this
soft osprey
Not that it's a bad thing though. The map would need to be somewhat big for good...
i havent the first clue how they would implement aiming/firing but im sure itll be complicated and difficult
restive barn
and get this
warm void
i havent the first clue how they would implement aiming/firing but im sure itll ...
That's what I was thinking, halfsword controls are really basic.
placid coyote
sometimes I feel like I'm just gently tapping my enemies with blunt weapons
restive barn
i made it impossible to 2-hand
warm void
sometimes I feel like I'm just gently tapping my enemies with blunt weapons
They have a good gaming chair.
soft kelp
i havent the first clue how they would implement aiming/firing but im sure itll ...
maybe you pull back the string with scroll wheel?
there isnt a use for scroll wheel yet but its right there
warm void
i made it impossible to 2-hand
Kinda dissapointing.
placid coyote
They have a good gaming chair.
I'd wind it up but it'd come down slowly and boop them instead
placid coyote
i made it impossible to 2-hand
that looks like something you'd two hand tho
warm void
there isnt a use for scroll wheel yet but its right there
I can't wait to round house kick an arrow mid air.
soft kelp
i made it impossible to 2-hand
wait wait what if you make a really really really top heavy sledgehammer so you can play getting over it
warm void
Even better yet, catch an arrow mid air since the grab is instantaneous
sand herald
ranged weapons are confirmed
Oh sweet
placid coyote
hi Willie
warm void
soft kelp
john half sword
placid coyote
Not willie
willie john
soft kelp
John Willie
warm void
john half sword
Imagine John full sword.
soft kelp
Imagine John full sword.
thats just holding your sword normally
desert island
i want a duck both as a weapon and enemy
restive barn
wait wait what if you make a really really really top heavy sledgehammer so you ...
alr did
placid coyote
restive barn
i want a duck both as a weapon and enemy
WHY
placid coyote
dinner
warm void
i want a duck both as a weapon and enemy
Same.
restive barn
placid coyote
small head
warm void
i want a duck both as a weapon and enemy
I hope they add a map where there is a fireplace in the map as well.
soft kelp
Thats just the normal sledgehammer though..
Can u lift urself over the fence with it
i dont think so
placid coyote
I like hammered and batons
restive barn
Can u lift urself over the fence with it
i think i can
placid coyote
Can u lift urself over the fence with it
cripple his legs first
warm void
Getting over John when?
restive barn
also thats not how physics work
soft osprey
Imagine John full sword.
restive barn
nvm
warm void
Now it's at 88
soft kelp
you can do it if you believe in yourself!!
placid coyote
when you halfsword does it disappear when you try to swap grip?
placid coyote
It sounds like a convention
warm void
holy hell pvp build?
December hopefully when early access comes out.
glacial citrus
December hopefully when early access comes out.
it will be present on Gamescom
still meadow
holy hell pvp build?
Hopefully one day soon we can get that
glacial citrus
i wish i could visit Cologne just for that
warm void
Can we have this but with a sword? Like a stone on the sword tip.
restive barn
Can we have this but with a sword? Like a stone on the sword tip.
no
soft kelp
Can we have this but with a sword? Like a stone on the sword tip.
u kinda already do
restive barn
how's he lifting that
its not actually metal
placid coyote
the barons main weapon vanishes if you try to switch grip while halfswording it
placid coyote
its not actually metal
right
soft kelp
its not actually metal
leveragemaxxing
warm void
u kinda already do
Im joking about like sword in the stone king Arthur in that one scene of puss in boots.
naive wedge
guys
soft kelp
ohh
soft kelp
well no u cant
placid coyote
someone teach me how to beat ult challenge
long weapons
warm void
someone teach me how to beat ult challenge
Big stick solves all problems bro.
warm void
it didnt work
Do better, it's called the ultimate challenge after all.
soft kelp
3 of them bum rush me
keep ur distance always
warm void
3 of them bum rush me
Okay, just knock one out, put weapon on their neck.
placid coyote
3 of them bum rush me
if you really want it easy you could just max your damage and min their
but it's not fun
naive wedge
Do better, it's called the ultimate challenge after all.
the willy are on substance in default setitng
they can like
survive hit that usally down them
warm void
the willy are on substance in default setitng
I know gang, the baron is tanky as hell.
placid coyote
I like playing as the baron
warm void
I like playing as the baron
I dislike it, I prefer being the underdog.
placid coyote
I dislike it, I prefer being the underdog.
I tend to not caress my enemies with my weapons as much
warm void
I tend to not caress my enemies with my weapons as much
I do not know wtf that meant.
tender holly
guys can someone translate last message from announcements to normal english pleas?
placid coyote
I do not know wtf that meant.
when I play as knight I normally just end up tapping them with my weapon instead of hitting them with it
naive wedge
when I play as knight I normally just end up tapping them with my weapon instead...
plz teach me how to beat ult challenge in voice 1 fr
placid coyote
plz teach me how to beat ult challenge in voice 1 fr
you just have to keep doing it until you get better
placid coyote
or go the really easy way and turn down your damage taken
warm void
when I play as knight I normally just end up tapping them with my weapon instead...
I don't play as a knight, I prefer tier 5 though.
naive wedge
really minor injury cause your downfall
placid coyote
I don't play as a knight, I prefer tier 5 though.
is that the one with the axe?
restive barn
guys can someone translate last message from announcements to normal english pl...
Come, little men,
Meet each other for glory.
Heave, smith, and burst,
For but one shall leave. (?)
i dont speak old english
naive wedge
and also i have to fight someone with a bastard sword with a clever
warm void
really minor injury cause your downfall
They used to delete your save before when you died. It's a lot less punishing now.
Just train in the abyss for a while, you'll get normal of getting jumped.
naive wedge
Come, little men,
Meet each other for glory.
Heave, smith, and burst,
For but on...
heave smith and burst
placid coyote
and also i have to fight someone with a bastard sword with a clever
either you practice and get better or alter the damages in settings
restive barn
heave smith and burst
ah
floral imp
heave smith and burst
heave, smite and burst
naive wedge
either you practice and get better or alter the damages in settings
kinda rigged
placid coyote
kinda rigged
theres not that many solutions
warm void
kinda rigged
Just turn down the scaling the game ain't even final, they might've not done fair power balancing.
placid coyote
I don't like pitchfork willie
naive wedge
placid coyote
he aims his pitchfork very well
naive wedge
not really that balanced now isn'it
warm void
I don't like pitchfork willie
Pitchfork Willie solos 99% of fiction
placid coyote
Pitchfork Willie solos 99% of fiction
he's so op
warm void
love big stick
Love the big stick.
placid coyote
it's like he doesn't even have to try
warm void
it's like he doesn't even have to try
If I'm in WW3, I'm using a pitchfork.
naive wedge
by pushing me with his body
placid coyote
by pushing me with his body
that can happen
placid coyote
If I'm in WW3, I'm using a pitchfork.
they might have guns tho
placid coyote
how fragile is willy
you can decide that
warm void
they might have guns tho
Oh... True true..
warm void
they might have guns tho
What if I like put a gun on the pitchfork.
naive wedge
placid coyote
What if I like put a gun on the pitchfork.
that might work
placid coyote
that's really the only other option to just getting better
warm void
I just use a mod to be less fatigued.
naive wedge
that's really the only other option to just getting better
how are you going to get better at fighting sword with cleaver
warm void
Annoying ash
warm void
how are you going to get better at fighting sword with cleaver
Parry.
placid coyote
how are you going to get better at fighting sword with cleaver
oh I rarely use knives
restive barn
grip flicks are so op
placid coyote
I'm more into blunt weapons
warm void
grip flicks are so op
Grip flicks?
warm void
I'm more into blunt weapons
I'm more into fists.
restive barn
Grip flicks?
its when you use a heavy weapon and then you can swing them at incredible speeds
warm void
that too
Y'all know if I see my opponent lacking a weapons, I'm putting down mine and squaring it out like men.
restive barn
via a glitch
placid coyote
Y'all know if I see my opponent lacking a weapons, I'm putting down mine and squ...
what if they manage to pick it up
naive wedge
oh I rarely use knives
teach me in voice 1
warm void
what if they manage to pick it up
I'm doing John Halfsword sorcery on them.
placid coyote
teach me in voice 1
I have no technique vro
I cant teach you
sorry
I'm the guy that swings my weapon around like a madman
warm void
teach me in voice 1
I have 300 hours in the game and I have no techniques other than keep trying and round house kick.
warm void
naive wedge
win when
placid coyote
you could try learning actual sword technique
naive wedge
you could try learning actual sword technique
that does not help my case
placid coyote
that does not help my case
oh I think it would
have you seen the videos?
very fancy
and possibly effective
warm void
have you seen the videos?
I've seen the video where a guy throws a knife into someone.
placid coyote
I've seen the video where a guy throws a knife into someone.
I still don't know how to aim a. throw
warm void
I still don't know how to aim a. throw
And I tried to throw a knife and I killed myself.
restive barn
placid coyote
cheers
warm void
Those knees are certainly broken.
hearty cipher
what a time to be alive
hearty cipher
Let me be happy
placid coyote
has this happened to others
warm void
Let me be happy
Fair enough, the splitscreen most likely comes out for early access build.
restive barn
has this happened to others
yes
warm void
We'll have to pay money.
soft osprey
Let me be happy
Sorry bud but no Youre not allowed
Please be miserable if you want to stay
warm void
knife vs sword
I've seen a pen beating a gun.
placid coyote
or muscle?
warm void
I've seen a pen beating a gun.
Well pencils.
naive wedge
I've seen a pen beating a gun.
vro..
they say quill is mighter than the sword
not that
warm void
they say quill is mighter than the sword
It is gng.
whole rune
john wick
soft osprey
Isn’t the expression pen is mightier than the sword
warm void
Isn’t the expression pen is mightier than the sword
"the ink of a scholar is more mightier than the sword." Or is it this?
naive wedge
willy is so fragile
placid coyote
willy is so fragile
you can determine that
soft osprey
"the ink of a scholar is more mightier than the sword." Or is it this?
Hm. Im gonna decide it’s mine and I am correct
naive wedge
you can determine that
i got hit once with a blunt weapon in the arm
and willy throw his polearm off when i swing
warm void
Hm. Im gonna decide it’s mine and I am correct
Agreed.
placid coyote
sometimes the enemies pack a punch
whole rune
anyone know good medieval combat manuals i tried Talhoffers but its lowkey useless
warm void
sometimes the enemies pack a punch
I like hitting enemies senselessly.
placid coyote
I like hitting enemies senselessly.
relatable
placid coyote
insanity challenge
warm void
insanity challenge
My friend once tried to have maximum difficulty and tried from begged to ult challenge, let's just say it was impossible lol.
naive wedge
My friend once tried to have maximum difficulty and tried from begged to ult cha...
i am pretty sure
ult challenge
placid coyote
I think getting touched bruises you at that point
naive wedge
is already enough to make people insane
warm void
and the enemies become invincible
naive wedge
and the enemies become invincible
trying to beat ult challenge is messing with my mind
placid coyote
it tends to do that
naive wedge
it tends to do that
watch me beat it in voice 1 fr
naive wedge
I cant right now but good luck
i am very close to breaking down
silent verge
Please tell me theres gonna be P2P for this and its not just split screen #announcements message
theres a certain guy I need to crush
jolly gorge
fistplay is fun on its own
3 or 4 punches and a few kicks gets you the win, how is it enjoyable?
analog zenith
@restive barn you add pencils to the game
restive barn
<@1048770036954845204> you add pencils to the game
yeah
analog zenith
and peelers where you can peel there faces or off or something
mossy dust
how do i beat the commoner boss someone tell me pls
try using a weapon which you can thrust, so try the pitchfork from the tier before it
I know the pitchfork is no skill, but you gotta do what you gotta do
restive barn
<@1048770036954845204> you add pencils to the game
i added pencils in the game already
hidden whale
can we get a leak of the build after gamescon? thehe
stiff belfry
3 or 4 punches and a few kicks gets you the win, how is it enjoyable?
if you play like a bot it’s not fun, if you play technically and try to box or wrestle it’s the best mode
analog zenith
20
hidden whale
how do i beat the commoner boss someone tell me pls
its easier at gruesome gore mode, not much but a little. and also as for weapons ive had the most luck with two handing a falchion and just waiting for the boss to do either an overhead, or a wide sweep and the i just step in and go crazy mode
also his legs is the least armored and easiest to reach. his gambeson is hard to get thru as a commoner
inland ore
Has anyone else been having issues with the entire body going unresponsive because of a spear hit to the foot or have I just been incredibly unlucky?
bronze hearth
ill try with a pitchfork
jolly gorge
How much will the game cost?
hidden whale
ill try with a pitchfork
that wont get thrus his gambeson for sure, try leg shots with it
exotic heath
is there any way to remove helmets from first person view?
restive barn
civic bramble
Multiplayer is gonna make me bust
I’m boutta go laugh at my buddy who said the devs weren’t gonna do PvP
civic bramble
is there any way to remove helmets from first person view?
You gotta find certain ones that give a good field of view sadly it’s random atm
exotic heath
Multiplayer is gonna make me bust
pvp is going to come out when? at the release?
uneven galleon
i found how to do spinjutsu
placid coyote
3 or 4 punches and a few kicks gets you the win, how is it enjoyable?
you could always adjust the difficulty
and sometimes the NPC's are very determined to not lose
placid coyote
so this is why my fps sometimes becomes rubbish
he's very beautiful
jolly gorge
if you play like a bot it’s not fun, if you play technically and try to box or w...
whatever you say man
placid coyote
jolly gorge
you could always adjust the difficulty
no
when I adjust the difficulty willie stares at me
placid coyote
though sometimes if you get a good left hook they instantly surrender
that I'll admit gets annoying
opal grail
What con are these booths at