#halfsword-chat-⚔

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small glen
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That's just outright the truth

lapis marsh
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But they are designed almost exactly the same as war axes

naive wedge
lapis marsh
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Axes are designed for cutting wood, and they just happen to also be good at chopping flesh

naive wedge
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very loosey grip

lapis marsh
soft kelp
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i think greatswords are underappreciated

lapis marsh
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Absolutely

soft kelp
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and the battle axe too

round stone
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Bro is not the thinker

lapis marsh
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Reach is king in the medieval world

small glen
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Sure

naive wedge
soft kelp
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nothing dogs on you if a wille is using it

lapis marsh
# naive wedge no?

It’s got a big ass metal thing on one end and just wood on the other

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It’d be hard to control properly

small glen
naive wedge
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look at

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great sword

small glen
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They are top heavy

naive wedge
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willy can BARELY lift it

lapis marsh
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Since the weight isn’t distributed

lapis marsh
small glen
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That's because of the physics engine

lapis marsh
soft kelp
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its meant to be top heavy as shit

naive wedge
small glen
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Willie can't lift greatswords due to weight works in this game

lapis marsh
small glen
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That's a complaint just about everyone has had

lapis marsh
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Why does everyone think I’ve swapped arguments

soft kelp
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i misunderstood then

naive wedge
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unlike other weapon

soft kelp
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i thought u were arguing against that

shell bronze
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damn i suck with polearms when i try not to stab people to death lmao

small glen
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Weight is too much of a deciding factor in halfsword that it kind of becomes annoying

soft kelp
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what kinda greatswords u using

naive wedge
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great sword

tall dagger
small glen
naive wedge
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hoe being unable to be controlled

soft kelp
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ok theres the baron greatsword

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and the regular greatsword

lapis marsh
lapis marsh
soft kelp
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anyways

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baron greatsword

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is also underrated

lapis marsh
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Have you swung a hoe irl

naive wedge
naive wedge
shell bronze
small glen
soft kelp
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you just have to use momentum to your advantage

shell bronze
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greatsword way too clunky

small glen
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It flops around due to how heavy it is lol

soft kelp
shell bronze
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iirc actual greatswords got way more balance

naive wedge
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the same can be said about great sword

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so yeah

lapis marsh
naive wedge
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willy is a skinny weak person

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that can barely lift anything

soft kelp
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No no

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i fw poleaxe

shell bronze
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the greatswords in here feel like a stereotypical video game greatsword

lapis marsh
naive wedge
lapis marsh
small glen
lapis marsh
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But that’s unintended I think

shell bronze
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insnae reach

soft kelp
small glen
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Billhook just a medieval sniper rifle

small glen
soft kelp
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a medieval sniper rifle is a musket

lapis marsh
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Hoes are designed for shifting dirt. If you try to use them to smash someone’s head in you are going to have control issues

small glen
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So i am going to use what I like

lapis marsh
naive wedge
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it will

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shift someone brain

tall dagger
lapis marsh
naive wedge
honest cloud
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officially can't even open the game anymore, video memory instantly shuts down. fuck man

lapis marsh
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It’s just going to be difficult to control

soft kelp
# tall dagger

missing out on very top heavy modded polearms just one sec

naive wedge
small glen
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Ngl, this game pvp is going to be so utterly miserable 💔

lapis marsh
tall dagger
small glen
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500 Plancons and Billhooks 💔 💔 💔 💔

naive wedge
lapis marsh
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It’s all metal, roughly the same amount each side

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So it does end up being easier to control in a fight

small glen
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Polearms are never heavy

naive wedge
lapis marsh
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Uneven distribution of weight

small glen
tall dagger
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Scythe needs a major rework. I wanna be able to control it like this.

small glen
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A hoe was made to have a top heavy design so it can dig in

naive wedge
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i mean if a HOE hit someone head,in halfsword it does dig into their brain

small glen
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One is for WAR

small glen
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The other is for FARMING

shell bronze
naive wedge
lapis marsh
tall dagger
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Pitchfork is the best. I beat all bosses and the ultimate challenge with only a pitchfork. No deaths

lapis marsh
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They couldn’t afford proper weapons

small glen
fierce acorn
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brutal

small glen
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Look at Japan

lapis marsh
naive wedge
small glen
tacit brook
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are there any mods for this game people have made or not yet

lapis marsh
naive wedge
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A military fork is a polearm which was used in Europe between the 15th and 19th centuries. Like many polearms, the military fork traces its lineage to an agricultural tool, in this case the pitchfork.
Unlike a trident used for fishing, the military fork was rarely barbed and normally consisted only of two tines (prongs) which were straight comp...

lapis marsh
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They’ve modified it to be better for war

naive wedge
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where you think BILLHOOK came from

small glen
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Billhook the same thing

lapis marsh
lapis marsh
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That was used to pull riders off horses

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I think

naive wedge
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heh

naive wedge
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wrong again

lapis marsh
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Ok that looks completely different

soft kelp
soft kelp
naive wedge
lapis marsh
# naive wedge

Not all farming tools are going to be op as shit for war

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Some suck donkey balls

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Like the hoe

tall dagger
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Physics based combat games can never make decent scythes 😭

soft kelp
naive wedge
tacit brook
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I saw a playtest a while ago is that still a thing or is it just a demo now

naive wedge
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kinda

lapis marsh
lapis marsh
tall dagger
tacit brook
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great

restive barn
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or was it a discord message

soft kelp
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No

restive barn
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idfk i wasnt around then

soft kelp
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i discovered it myself

soft kelp
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also u should make an abomination

naive wedge
restive barn
soft kelp
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like seriously just the worst thing you could come up with

lapis marsh
soft kelp
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in half sword

tacit brook
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fists is lowk the most fun

naive wedge
soft kelp
naive wedge
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sharp and blunt damage

small glen
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There was sort of a military hoe

naive wedge
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so technically it wasnt that bad

tall dagger
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Waiting for someone to make a working bow and arrow

lapis marsh
soft kelp
lapis marsh
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But that doesn’t mean it’s going to be easy to control

soft kelp
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we have harpoons tho

tall dagger
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You never know

lapis marsh
soft kelp
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that uc an trhow

naive wedge
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oh nah

small glen
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Spetum is a thing

soft kelp
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it cant get modded in

naive wedge
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hoe is BRUTAL to use

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if you know how to use it

soft kelp
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Like its physically not possible

shell bronze
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crossbow would be nice in this game

lapis marsh
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What the fuck are we arguing about any more

tall dagger
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Every sharp weapon in this games can be used like a harpoon 💔

soft kelp
soft kelp
naive wedge
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i can see why peasant used hoe in revolt

restive barn
naive wedge
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holy christ

restive barn
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pitchfork is goated

tall dagger
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Real

naive wedge
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vro you can oneshot with hoe

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hitting only chest

tall dagger
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Baron was no match for the pitch fork.

lapis marsh
soft kelp
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if yall dont use pitchfork as a blunt weapon then dont talk to me

restive barn
small glen
tall dagger
soft kelp
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Falx glaive

soft kelp
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you must SMASH

small glen
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The Falx is a sword

soft kelp
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Yeah

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imagine a glaive

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but the back part is sharpened

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instead of the front

small glen
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You are stretching

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To just call this a Glaive

soft kelp
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its still basically just an inverted glaive

small glen
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This is a Glaive

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This is a war scythe

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They aren't even remotely similar

tall dagger
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Looks similar to me

small glen
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If you're stupid as shit maybe

soft kelp
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Long sticks that cut

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Close enough

pearl ferry
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Simple as

tall dagger
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A giant stick with a blade. What’s the difference like be honest.

small glen
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Where the blade is at

naive wedge
small glen
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How it's used

naive wedge
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brother

soft kelp
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The difference is it curves inwards instead of outwards

naive wedge
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that a chinese guan dao...

soft kelp
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that a chinese guan dao

tall dagger
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That a Chinese guan dao

small glen
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A GUAN DO IS A CHINESE GLAIVE!! 😭

pearl ferry
# naive wedge that a chinese guan dao...

glaive, sometimes spelled as glave, is a type of pole weapon, with a single edged blade on the end, known for its distinctive design and versatile combat applications. There are many similar polearms such as the war scythe, the Japanese naginata, the Chinese guandao (yanyuedao), the Korean woldo, and the Russian sovnya.

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wikipedia part 1

tall dagger
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Then a war scythe is also a glaive. But inward

soft kelp
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THE FIRST SIMILAR POLEARM LISTED IS THE WAR SCYTHE

restive barn
small glen
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I hate Chinese weapons

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I will never say there name rigbt

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I hate'em

pearl ferry
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why

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theyre cool

small glen
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It's just the same fucking blade

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But like

restive barn
small glen
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On different handles

pearl ferry
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LOl

tall dagger
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That is an insult to chromes heritage.

pearl ferry
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Japan would like to speak with you

small glen
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Japan can suck my ass too

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They do the same shit

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"Katana! BUT BIGGER!"

zenith sigil
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Modders should be does some swiss and german halberds mods for Half Sword

tall dagger
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Can we.. can we even say that in 2025???

pearl ferry
restive barn
fierce acorn
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i just hit a sick parry and got the dude across the head instant win too

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against axe

tall dagger
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You see what happened to Joey swoll??? I don’t think we can say things like that anymore

pearl ferry
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Who tf is joey swoll

small glen
soft kelp
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pls respond

restive barn
soft osprey
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His Chinese weapon

pearl ferry
tall dagger
small glen
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Idgaf if the Katana is literally the same thing as a Longsword, it's ass mixed with balls

soft kelp
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hook swords are unironcially good tho

tall dagger
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Then why did you ask…?

small glen
pearl ferry
soft osprey
pearl ferry
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and do a little dance

small glen
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Your joke failed

pearl ferry
small glen
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Miserably

pearl ferry
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it wasnt a joke!!!

naive wedge
pearl ferry
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i was actually just posting a cool weapon !!!

naive wedge
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i can spell them alway right

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you know why?

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you know why?

mental cargo
small glen
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This is like saying

"Wanna know what sucks ass?"

shows longsword

pearl ferry
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i like chinese weapons half of them are just big machetes

stuck basin
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hi was the playtest taken down? and is the "demo" working too or i have to download the other "test demo"

soft kelp
naive wedge
tall dagger
small glen
jovial brook
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BRo

soft kelp
naive wedge
naive wedge
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yeah nvm

soft kelp
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i do this to you

restive barn
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hey

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wanna know something that got scrapped in the hs playtest

jovial brook
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we have been asking for multiplayer for so long and all they have been working on is making the game unplayable for people without god tier computers

restive barn
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okay so

pearl ferry
hybrid gale
tall dagger
restive barn
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there was once this weapon called "falchion verylog"

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which had an 80cm blade

restive barn
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it was deleted and now only 65 cm blades exist now

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and 50 cm

restive barn
small glen
tall dagger
pearl ferry
restive barn
naive wedge
hybrid gale
restive barn
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(it sucks)

mental cargo
tall dagger
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Real. The long sword with axe guard is way better

restive barn
small glen
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I wonder what would've happened if they actually made it

hybrid gale
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It literally ruins both weapons tho

mental cargo
small glen
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It was like on some books

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But never made

restive barn
mental cargo
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k

restive barn
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on necus

small glen
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Necus

restive barn
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its an ovrdth selector mod

mental cargo
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aight

small glen
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I love nexus mods

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Home to the worst

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DISGUSTING

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People ever

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And stupid shit

restive barn
small glen
hybrid gale
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Ah another rager raging about random shit no one cares about

restive barn
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man

restive barn
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what did i do

naive wedge
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there rager tear sipping club

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i think the people started that was also a rager

small glen
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What Japanese did bro just speak

hybrid gale
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Fr

mental cargo
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fr

small glen
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I thought he said "roger, roger" for a second

hybrid gale
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Honestly to wtf

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Tho

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Was that

naive wedge
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rager tear sipping club

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real thread in halfsword chat

naive wedge
small glen
hybrid gale
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Bro where did you learn English

hybrid gale
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India?

naive wedge
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like one made of metal

hybrid gale
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Wow I have an actual shovel… made of shovel

naive wedge
hybrid gale
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That’s where you learned English right?

naive wedge
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are you clip farming

hybrid gale
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No, it’s a joke

small glen
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Brother thinks people give a shit how on how they type on discord

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Shit ig this server is actually a college resume

mental cargo
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so many are excited for early access what abt halfsword 3 rise of willie (mcwonderbeast confirmed it i js cant find the post)

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its gonna be so peak

small glen
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Sad

naive wedge
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they should fix the crash first

hybrid gale
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Wtf we don’t even have half sword 1 yet

hybrid gale
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Hs3

naive wedge
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tell that to

small glen
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Halfing my sword 1

naive wedge
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the erm

small glen
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Me

hybrid gale
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Bro I bet you only got half a sword

small glen
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I am the almighty God here

versed goblet
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i am getting fatal error on dx11 and 12 even with no gore or blood turned on. anyone got a fix?

hybrid gale
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Get a God their computer

naive wedge
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that

versed goblet
small glen
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Not good enough

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5080

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Take it or leave it

versed goblet
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4080 super 64GB ram and i7 13700

fierce acorn
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@regal juniper i really love this dagger good job

small glen
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Not even

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9050 RTX Super

versed goblet
naive wedge
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Do you know who can't count to 3?

small glen
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Delete the game

versed goblet
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just tryna play the game and it keeps failing

small glen
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Problem solved

versed goblet
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you are a loser

regal juniper
small glen
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Let me get my lawyer to translate

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He called you obese

small glen
naive wedge
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fatal error crash

small glen
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L

naive wedge
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truly the best reason to crashout

naive wedge
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imao

small glen
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I am not!!

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I just find it funny

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I haven't gotten that in so long

fierce acorn
small glen
fierce acorn
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ringguard or something

restive barn
small glen
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Chrome don't rob me ):

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I don't have money

naive wedge
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i love the polearm that are

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able to be used for both blunt and blade

regal juniper
naive wedge
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one of the halberd is literally a giant razor blade on a stick

small glen
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When I die, I am introducing my Viking and Knight ancestors to Half sword

fierce acorn
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i can actually get mroe stabs with dagger

small glen
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I just realized

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Ubisoft has a obsession with the world ending

fierce acorn
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huh

small glen
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So much of their games

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Has lore involving the end of the world

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Ghost recon, the division, Far cry, AC, For Honor

fierce acorn
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crazy

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skyrim?

small glen
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...

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That's Bethesda...

fierce acorn
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no it isnt

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its id software

tall dagger
small glen
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EA saved battlefield tho

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Bf6 looks so good

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Holy shit

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It's gritty, best sound design in the series, best destruction

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It's unironically so peak

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And there is no operators shit, it's just foot soldiers

tacit brook
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I keep getting fatal errors out of nowhere super often the past 5 minutes, did I do something to trigger this or is my game just bad

tacit brook
mental cargo
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or restarting your pc

versed goblet
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I reinstalled the game, turned blood and gore to 0, have used dx 11 and 12. Same error

naive wedge
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GUYS

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I FINALLY REACHED IT

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I FINALLY REACHED IT

versed goblet
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W

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Now time to beat it

naive wedge
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ERM

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if you die in ult challenge

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does it

versed goblet
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The ultimate challenge

naive wedge
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reset you

versed goblet
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No you don’t

naive wedge
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back to

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oK

versed goblet
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Nah

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Tbh would ruin the game if it fully reset you. I mean 1 stab and it can be over

fierce acorn
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how to grapple?

versed goblet
fierce acorn
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like how do what other peple do

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my willy is weak asf

naive wedge
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GRAB ahold

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spam kick

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throw them

fierce acorn
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i try that :(

lost rover
potent pollen
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wait how do I kick in half-sword?

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I forgot

fierce acorn
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space

fierce acorn
lost rover
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lets forget this ever happened

potent pollen
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what even happened?

soft osprey
naive wedge
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fatal error really

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making me crashout

flint sonnet
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damn finally reached the last level. now i need multiplayer to slaughter the crap out of my friends

fierce acorn
naive wedge
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fatall erorrrrr

shell bronze
naive wedge
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why is every enemy so tanky in ult challenge

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FATRAALL ERRWEOO

naive wedge
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thanks for the advice

restive barn
naive wedge
naive wedge
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fsatrall erropr

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rfatatal error

restive barn
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dx11

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gore on none

naive wedge
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gore on none?

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dx11?

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would love if they fixed the crash

naive wedge
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i dont think i have a sound mind

formal chasm
naive wedge
formal chasm
naive wedge
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willy are stupid af

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ult challenge really adding voice in my head

brazen forum
whole quiver
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is there way to aim alt attack/thrust better? it almost always just goes to knee level

brazen forum
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uh, does that clip work??

whole quiver
brazen forum
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ig discord video playback sucks ass on linux?

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is there a way to disable hats in first person mode? it takes up like a huge portion of screen

naive wedge
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i am losing my mind over ult challange

gilded breach
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Its still hard as balls tho

naive wedge
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can survive like

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instant downing hit

gilded breach
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Ult challenge bs on the regular

naive wedge
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what sort of substance do they load the willy on

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to make it so even if their arm are chopped to the bone they're still swinging

naive wedge
naive wedge
gilded breach
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Theres this conspiracy floating around that ult challenge fucks with the dmg values but i dunno if its true or not

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Foudn it pretty smooth since the balance update

stone lintel
naive wedge
naive wedge
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you know what they say

gilded breach
naive wedge
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but it just a theory,a game theory

naive wedge
gilded breach
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Ye

naive wedge
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wow

gilded breach
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Plenty here did

naive wedge
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what you gained

gilded breach
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Shieeet u wanna get spoiled?

naive wedge
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I think people who beat ult challenge gained voice in their head

gilded breach
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Willie spores in my brain

naive wedge
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literally

gilded breach
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Promised consort was way more annoying tbh

naive wedge
gilded breach
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The reward for ult challenge is pretty neat tho

naive wedge
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mental damaging

naive wedge
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higher and higher number of willy on walther white purest blue candy

restive barn
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gardening rake

naive wedge
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with pretty bad starting weapon

gilded breach
naive wedge
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that the problem cause

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your starting enemy can be holding really bad weapon

gilded breach
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True but usually itll do up till the tier 4 guy

naive wedge
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plus if you get injured in any way or form it's basically over

gilded breach
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Ye that can be annoying

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At least it doesnt reset u like prepatch lmao

naive wedge
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which gave me a headache

naive wedge
whole quiver
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is there any way to not lose character progress, its too annoying

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mod or something

naive wedge
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yeah

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before you die

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either surrende ror click menu

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like go back to menu

whole quiver
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i mostly get 1 shotted in this situations

naive wedge
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keep your distance

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learn to parry

naive wedge
naive wedge
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don't play half sword ult challenge at 3am or this happen

muted garnet
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in the abyss does getting the clothes actually do anything to protect you?

gilded breach
gilded breach
restive barn
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you can now STAB with the rake!

gilded breach
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another neat lil trick u can do is rack up points in free mode

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and then go on gauntlet to just fight the boss

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that way u fight the bosses and only lose ur character if u die to the boss

whole quiver
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i wish you could just choose boss level in free mode

naive holly
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Would be great

whole quiver
gilded breach
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ye

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i think so at least i haven installed it manually myself

whole quiver
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does someone have manual installation file on pc

gilded breach
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afaik it just injects itself when u start up halfsword if u do it manually

naive holly
whole quiver
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im not spending 30 minutes to get into my nexus account 💔

muted garnet
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is there an easier way to beat the commoner boss he like 1 shots me 😭

whole quiver
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commoner is second tier, right?

naive holly
restive barn
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the one with the longswords

whole quiver
muted garnet
whole quiver
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so far all boss i encountered can be killed with thrust attack

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just fully extend it and run into him

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reset if you failed

naive holly
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This is the compilation I usually show people

muted garnet
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ooh okay thank you

naive holly
# muted garnet ooh okay thank you

His back swing is quick so you have to wait until he reeeally sends it, and you have to be quick n' accurate when you do punish.

If you dont end him when you take your shot, hes gonna get you lol

whole quiver
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Wait, is baron in game or just in files

naive holly
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In game

whole quiver
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How to unlock it

naive holly
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Get to the end brotha

whole quiver
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In gauntlet?

naive holly
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Yessir

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Baron is the last tier

naive holly
# whole quiver In gauntlet?

Once you get to the Baron tier, you can either:

Use the baron tier to play the ultimate challenge - win to unlock him in free play

Or

Use any tier to fight the Baron, as that tier in the normal arena

Make sense?

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So you either do the ult challange,

or just fight him 1v1 while using t1-t8

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For funsies

whole quiver
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What ult challenge is

naive holly
# whole quiver What ult challenge is

So once you get to the Baron, youll do the ultimate challenge.

Instead of getting points and fighting the boss like you have been-- you'll go against 8 waves of enemies, a wave for each tier,

and collect gear they drop until you fight the Baron at the end.

heady cloak
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ultimate challenge is so fun but so hard

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it took me a week to beat it but it felt so good

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tbh it's half luck

naive holly
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Especially with the blood plug-in crashes lol

heady cloak
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omg on one of my early attempts i stabbed the baron and the game crashed from the blood

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that was literally like my 5th attempt

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i got there out of sheer luck

muted dew
muted dew
wooden socket
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we hit each others ears

analog heath
naive holly
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With a sword and a hammer apparently

analog heath
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no like the replay

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or freecam

naive holly
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Ah

analog heath
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wtv it's called

naive holly
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Camera mode should list the binds at the bottom of the screen

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Its X to take a screenshot in camera mode.

analog heath
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I got naked for some reason

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lmao

naive holly
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There's sliders and editing and all that

naive holly
analog heath
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I died last round and won at the same time

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yes

naive holly
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Yeeeeah

analog heath
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Me and the opponent had the same weapon and we swung at the same time

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both of us got decapitated 💀

winter plinth
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will half sword be available for macbook?

jolly gorge
analog heath
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this game lowk addicting bro

analog heath
winter plinth
analog heath
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search it up

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halfsword on mac

winter plinth
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it isnt available for mac

analog heath
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apple ordered to block it maybe?

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apple is known to block violence

muted dew
jolly gorge
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it's obviously superior

solemn holly
muted dew
analog heath
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Or does it have something to do with optimisation/settings

jolly gorge
solemn holly
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which is why not all games are supported on linux, and not all are supported on mac

jolly gorge
solemn holly
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support for those OS's have to be added manually

analog heath
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I'm guessing it has something to do with the game's engine?

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UE5 perhaps?

solemn holly
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maybe

analog heath
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Never seen my hb playing UE5 games, might've been it

jolly gorge
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just checked #socials , crazy that it's confirmed we're getting a toilet added to the game

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half sword piss update?

analog heath
muted dew
meager torrent
analog heath
meager torrent
restive barn
analog heath
restive barn
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is for the full game

analog heath
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wait

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where do i get the full

restive barn
analog heath
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Steam isn't letting me buy

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oh

restive barn
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but its there in the demo too

muted dew
analog heath
restive barn
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and it will be used in the full game

restive barn
meager torrent
analog heath
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wait

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I died during guantlet and got sent to the abyss

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do I have to beat the boss here to get out? 💀

stable rivet
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but depending on who it is, you're cooked

gilded breach
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Imo current abyss is a bit much in l8r tiers

analog heath
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nah I'm still at peasant rank

gilded breach
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Just progresses too fast

analog heath
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I battled the grete champin

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BRO this long axe is goated

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wtf

latent moon
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guys how do you progress through the first grete champ? i can do it barely with the long candle stick lol

latent moon
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and the stage where the buckler and falchion is usable i havent beaten yet

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difficult against longswords

lost rover
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i do halfsword grip and then make him unable to slash

analog heath
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Hold right click

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Stab him with the end of the stick

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js get the timing right and ur good

latent moon
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yeah but when theres no candle stick

humble harbor
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Perfect trajectory

analog heath
analog heath
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I recommend the cleaver

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and close distance

small dove
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maybe the one piece is half sword

latent moon
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so just take that grab him and stabbity?

analog heath
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not stab— slice him

humble harbor
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No borders in the final stage of gauntlet

analog heath
#

MAN

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Bro ur axe throw

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thats

humble harbor
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Believe me I was just as shocked

latent moon
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can you throw weapons?

analog heath
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Press Q or E

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depending on the hand

latent moon
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no i mean at enemies

humble harbor
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You can try

analog heath
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if you know how to do it

humble harbor
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It’s like 95% luck

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I spent all night trying to recreate the axe throw and had no luck

analog heath
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gang 😭

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you fr used up all ur life's luck

latent moon
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do ya also like to do a fist fight and absolutely kick every part of the peasants body till its purple all over and then break his neck with a kick to finish him off when he cant move

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iu just did that for five minutes then got a headchopped by the champ 😄

analog heath
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nah idk how to do the roundhouse kick I've been seeing lately

pearl ferry
small dove
gusty flame
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guys which month in q4 do you think ea's gonna come out?

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i think october

small dove
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I'd say either late november or early december

pearl ferry
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december 35th

small dove
latent moon
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needs double longswords

analog heath
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bro wtf my enemy's head got duplicated

restive barn
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gardening rake very cool

latent moon
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where did ya get that 😮

pearl ferry
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nexus

restive barn
small dove
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i look so cool

latent moon
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didnt even think of it

restive barn
analog heath
#

wait there's mods for half sword??

small dove
analog heath
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damn

small dove
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half sword is half popular

latent moon
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i just realised

pearl ferry
latent moon
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if you hold shift and move in directions the character does a dodge sort of

pearl ferry
latent moon
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and this can also be used to add more power to attacks

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huge

small dove
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which one should be replaced with a big sword?

pearl ferry
#

scythe

restive barn
pearl ferry
small dove
pearl ferry
small dove
pearl ferry
small dove
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i hit him with a anime instant slash

pearl ferry
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LMAO

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ur plancon brushed up against his leg and he exploded

small dove
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nuh uh

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be honest

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what would you do if you saw this coming torwards you

tacit summit
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take me now

analog heath
restive barn
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who wants the gardening rake (its an ovrdth selection mod)

tacit summit
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is what id say

latent moon
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do ya guys play controller?

tacit summit
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yeah i do

latent moon
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hitting angles with mouse is frekin hard

tacit summit
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i suck with mouse

latent moon
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i play Osu but i suck at this lol

latent moon
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lmao i did it

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i stabbed someomes heart with cleaver

restive barn
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if i had a penny for EVERY TIME I GOT STABBED IN THE TOE AND FELL OVER

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ILL BE A TRILLIONAIRE

latent moon
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seems like a realistic way to die a medieval way

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stabbed in the toe - died

small dove
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now i can upgrade my right hand weapon thingy plankton whatever its called

analog heath
latent moon
#

yeah

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or just live - die

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easy

restive barn
#

YOU CAN GET A SPLINTER AND THEN DIE

latent moon
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like kingdom come hardcore difficulty - start game -> die

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cause surviving till 5 years old is already a challenge

small dove
#

deadliest man in the south

latent moon
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some random rat will bite you in the ass - die

restive barn
#

guys lets compare hours on halfsword

small dove
restive barn
analog heath
latent moon
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im also pretty sure left hand is stronger than right hand in this game

analog heath
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I only got 6 smth

latent moon
#

i didnt beat level 3 yet noobkekw

small dove
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what do i replace?

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big sword or plankton

restive barn
small dove
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or do you mean 2 hand

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bcs i am not gonna 2 hand

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i am a beyblade

restive barn
#

two hand

small dove
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im a spinjitzu master

latent moon
#

bankai spinjitsu

restive barn
small dove
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spin is best

latent moon
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how to spinkick

small dove
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im not trying to joke

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those are literally the steps

latent moon
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how did ya even do that move with the sword wtf

small dove
analog pelican
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it would be very neat if they added a "quick give up" toggle, so that i could keep playhing the game in free mode instead of having to repetedly go back to the menu screen just to click through 40 more loadouts every time i was 1 pixle away from giving up in time.

small dove
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i found another big sword

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should i replace plankton with it?

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also

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happy friday

latent moon
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friday small holiday

small dove
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friday is best holiday

latent moon
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jesus

polar hemlock
latent moon
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HAHAHA

polar hemlock
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whys first person feelin so good

latent moon
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i was on the boss of the second level and beat him like hell, then i dragged his scythe in my back with my hoe

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im wondering why is my fps terrible tho

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like really terrible

polar hemlock
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yea mine isntt great eitther idk

small dove
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welp

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its time to say bye bye to plankton

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it's just slowing me down at this point of the abyss

analog pelican
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why is there a bug that makes my sword super slow if i try to half sword it but only at the start???

small dove
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unfortunate

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should've worn more armor

restive barn
small dove
restive barn
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where the knights visor is being sniped by an arrow

small dove
#

yes

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theres multiple of it

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tis just one of em

restive barn
small dove
restive barn
small dove
restive barn
small dove
#

...

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that's moss

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not even rocks

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bro likes eating moss and paint

naive wedge
#

ult challaenge is painful

warm void
warm void
# small dove

I feel like realistically, even with armor, a heavy bow would definetly pierce through your armor.

naive wedge
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ULT challenge is cracked

latent moon
meager torrent
warm void
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but its a heavy bow.

latent moon
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try to draw a medieval warbow

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u wont draw even half its strenght, medieval archers had their skeleton altered and only those could draw a warbow

naive wedge
#

i think ult challenge is literal cia level torture fr

meager torrent
latent moon
#

190 pound draw strength, a normal guy would be able to draw about 90

tacit brook
#

Is it true you can throw things in this game?

latent moon
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and thats massive

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it isnt even drawn fully

meager torrent
meager torrent
meager torrent
latent moon
#

my longsword

meager torrent
meager torrent
latent moon
#

no

restive barn
latent moon
#

mafia the old country releases in 6 days pog

soft osprey
latent moon
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hoping for it to be massive like mafia 1 2

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legendary games

naive wedge
#

how tf is guy standing

#

ult challange man

latent moon
#

yeah i dont see it being that good myself

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but what can you tell from trailers

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ill look at a one hour walkthrough and decide

keen haven
#

@proper solstice I slashed heads precisely against armored willies, in my clip where you replied?
Also, your billhook is accurate

meager torrent
latent moon
#

i just cut a guy in half with a cleaver lmao

wild citrus
#

OH

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OH

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OHHH

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PVP

plain trail
#

lets go

proper robin
#

Multiplayer?

tranquil blaze
#

oh my, half sword pvp

versed tiger
#

It's here! PBP

untold marlin
#

so it begins

dreamy phoenix
#

SPLIT SCREEN PVP ARE YOU KIDDING ME

dreamy phoenix
#

THIS IS COOL

azure pilot
#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

supple grotto
#

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH MULTI PLAYER!

north sand
#

Holy shit