halfsword-chat-⚔

[tiny path]

ig thats true tho

[shell bronze]

yeah but we are assuming by the time we get to that point it is optimized

[tiny path]

oh well in that case

fuck yeah

make it a toggeable option

[shell bronze]

i have a 7800x3d it should be fine

[mint wadi]

Dude going from being unarmored or lightly armored vs high armor to vs unarmored or lightly armored is insane.

It feels like cheating avoiding their strikes lol

[shell bronze]

it feels cheap so i still don't save a lot of clips where they do hit my armor a lot

my samurai build has unarmored legs and the little chains on his arms + the smaller chest armor for a reason

he also doesn't have neck protection of any sorts

[small dove]

brutal

[shell bronze]

lowkey i just liked the #aesthetic and ignored all practical function

[small dove]

right eye gone

[tiny path]

breathing in 4K

[small dove]

nose gone

[small dove]

8k

[shell bronze]

brave stand is such a joyous and happy mode

[small dove]

where ma hug at

funny kill tho

[tiny path]

does the cut out effect scream they do when you cut them in half supposed to happen every time

[small dove]

a

[young ledge]

His crime? Wielding the Baseball Bat of Doom

All Plancon wielders meet a grisly fate

[tiny path]

not even the Mexican cartel would pull this off holy shit 😭 🙏

[shell bronze]

plancon users deserve death unless it's the player 💯

[young ledge]

I actually have a rule where all Plancon wielders get decapitated

But

For some reason my axe wouldnt decapitate this guy

It just blasted his face apart lol

[burnt radish]

guys how do i unlock higher classes in the demo yo

[fleet stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-RI331zi64

[midnight jasper]

beat lower classes

[shell bronze]

you already do click free mode

unless you mean the gauntlet

then just play your way through

[solar nest]

the baron npc just flung me across the arena bro

[devout oxide]

hi! does anyone have any advice regarding the level of displayed violence? I just downloaded game and I’m stuck between choosing either Gruesome or Grotesque. I’m perfectly fine with gore, but I’m wondering if the Grotesque level might exaggerate the violence just for the sake of gore or if it just generally allows more than the Gruesome level?

[fallen flicker]

I Play on grotesque and rarley come to really Gore stuff usually gotta use heavy chopping weapons Like axes

[small dove]

im getting too many good clips 💔

[devout oxide]

alright thank you : )

[fallen flicker]

Happy to help

[young ledge]

Should just try both and see what you like more. Grotesque is more taxing on the PC and also has an unrealistic amount of blood. You can also get one shot pretty easy, but that is also the case for your enemies

I tend to prefer Gruesome for the realism

[north dawn]

Skellington fell through the floor, wont let go of my hand though.

[young ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-hey-hi-posing-gif-15476016

same vibe

[marsh cradle]

why does cinematic play on 90 fps but then drop to 77 when blood pours or when a limb is chopped

[tiny path]

gore is laggy

[north dawn]

do you have a 3090?

[fallen flicker]

I Had an axe stuck in a enemys head and they didnt wann let Go

[naive holly]

There are sliders themselves those are just the presets.

I play on gruesome for performance and realism. Grotesque is intentionally excessive while gruesome is the devs idea of "realistic".

But again, you can move the sliders anywhere from 0-100

[north dawn]

or 0-255 more accurately

picked up and forked

6ft farm-boy vs 5'11 swordsman

"how to talk to short people"

[soft osprey]

Cinematic is not meant to be played on and will be removed in the future

[north dawn]

dude can hit 90 in Cinematic, let him cook

[tiny path]

and it doesn't even drop below 60 😭 🙏

[fast tartan]

Deadass think I might have a skill issue

A longsword penetrated my helmet ❤️‍🩹

[tiny path]

thats not even possible gng 💔

[void rivet]

sup party people

[fast tartan]

Tell the physics engine ts not me 💔

[void rivet]

I sure do hate the abbys

abyss

[tiny path]

made a whole ass meme 😭 🙏

[north dawn]

it is not every day I get picked up off the ground a whole 2 meters and then yeeted by a dude with a pitchfork

[tiny path]

true

[short pagoda]

i reached the 5th baron kill but the game crashed the second i tried to get a screenshot, lmao

[fierce karma]

NO MATTER WHAT I DO i cant fight the thrid boss soemone hlep pålease i beg fo you

[short pagoda]

you mean commoner boss or servant

[fierce karma]

commoner

the sword guy

[short pagoda]

bro.

thats easy

just try to dodge or bait him and slash him

with long sword

as thats the best weapon you can use

[fierce karma]

he justs tands tehre utnil i do soemhtiong

then ghe kills me

for beign the firs tto dso somehting

eveyritme he oen shots me

everytime

IM BEING TOTURED BY HIM

[solemn wedge]

I've always slept on sword+knife setup, if you're decent at parrying I suggest everyone to give them a try

[solemn wedge]

pro tip: use a pitchfork and run into him ezpz 🙂

[fierce karma]

theres nmpo pithcforks imn commoner

[void rivet]

you can play lower tier in higher tier matches

[solemn wedge]

you can play as a lower rank (you even get more points when you win)

[void rivet]

so you can play begger rank in commner rank matches

[fierce karma]

oh

i didnt paly

know

thmal you

[void rivet]

tbh untill arrmor long pokey sticks are really effective

the snapping of knees of people who wont give up sure is nice

[river steppe]

is slipping in blood an actual mechanic because if so im gonna fucking kill myself

im not crouching in this clip

it just automatically does that

[tiny path]

pretty sure your legs are just giving up

[river steppe]

its only in the blood

[tiny path]

might be the rocks

terrains being weird

[shell bronze]

just bait him into attacking lmoa

[short pagoda]

is there even any more lvls that is higher than level 3

almost anyone here isnt lvl 5 or lvl 6

or even lvl 4

[void rivet]

levels?

[river steppe]

whatever the hell it is im fucking slipping on it and automatically crouching on it like i never once press ctrl in this clip and when i walk over the shit it crouches. this shit has fucked me over too many times to count how do i get it removed from the game

[short pagoda]

[tiny path]

looks like when you step on the rocks it makes you stumble

[river steppe]

yea thats some abysmal shit

[naive holly]

#1379642975805509733

[summer brook]

the gravel messes you up after a while

it was in the playtest

[kindred mountain]

.

[tiny path]

.

[void rivet]

just beat the first boss with a wooden paddle

[soft osprey]

Yes it goes on forever. But for roles only up to level 3

[short pagoda]

oh

will there be new roles in future though

[soft osprey]

You can follow this link in this message to the leaderboard.
No idea 🤷‍♂️ theres been some talk of roles for specific weapon preferences but roles in regards to permissions unlikely

[void rivet]

why cant I post clips :(

[soft osprey]

#announcements message

[soft osprey]

You need level 2

[void rivet]

that makes sence

[short pagoda]

thank

[void rivet]

anyone got any tips for higher level battles mainly when you get into med-high armor

[ruby spindle]

can everyone explain to me why longsword is so overpowerd?

[soft osprey]

USA steel baby

[void rivet]

bc long pokey stick with sharp sides

[tender quest]

USA wasnt even born yet

[soft osprey]

Please don’t talk back to moderation

USA has been around forever

[tender quest]

dont make me do it

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-27126366

[soft osprey]

Jokes on you i have terrible service right now so it’s just blank grey squares. I think I win this one bucko.

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/lucky-napoleon-dynamite-gif-13359139

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-hamster-sadhamster-hammy-hampter-popcat-gif-6561088576429774594

[void rivet]

f

IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGEATHER

[tiny path]

tf is you talkin bout

[naive holly]

This leads me to believe that moai is actually the bottom of the barrel as far as the mod hierarchy goes

[tiny path]

he is

[tender quest]

I demand trial by combat

[tiny path]

this is all just a big pyramid scheme

its all a lie

nobody has power

[soft osprey]

Ok but the first to lose is the winner.

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/shit-leslie-jordan-gif-11334450875675318506

[wheat gust]

i am sledging it

[fervent badge]

I want a pet isopod

[fervent badge]

What the FUCK is that

[wheat gust]

sledgehammer

[fervent badge]

How….

[wheat gust]

mods

[river steppe]

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in your ear
tell you something that you might like to hear

[wheat gust]

its actually pretty fun when you go for the head

[wheat gust]

thats one long sword, i bet it would still be the length of one if you half sworded it

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/he-said-the-thing-destiny2-gif-23566391

[wheat gust]

the half sword movie, coming never

[wheat gust]

trust me if i knew how to modify the willie model i wouldve 100% replaced willie with a turtle to make gerson boom

[tender quest]

bruh

[shell bronze]

militus trying to have fun and still dying

[summer brook]

masterful throw

[wheat gust]

how it feels when you accidentally eat a chip vertically

[lapis marsh]

groinshot lmao

[sleek gull]

Love them grabs

[wheat gust]

dont stab people with the broad longsword from ovrdth

[sleek gull]

Clean

[wheat gust]

why is this amputation so clean

[dire portal]

I LOVE the axe that's held like a polarm

but it's still short

[wheat gust]

tried making gore and blood, but it didnt end well at all

[lapis marsh]

ms paint type shit lmao

[wheat gust]

erm.. archkshually its paint 3d

[lapis marsh]

points for effort and concept tho

[wheat gust]

was afk whilst tlaking to you and this buffoon of a ragamuffin somehow got his own hand sliced off by my sword

[lapis marsh]

real

[wheat gust]

tuff pose tho

[dire portal]

i lvoe this thing sm

[tired stream]

horrific

[summer brook]

mod

[tired stream]

is that the dragonslayer\

[jolly gorge]

how do you get such strong swipes?;

[lapis marsh]

i imagine its because the sword is heavy

[jolly gorge]

yea but in general

people are getting such clean and strong attacsk

[lapis marsh]

you want good wind ups for your strikes

and you dont want to move your mouse too fast when you strike

[lapis marsh]

use the momentum of your weapon to your advantage

[jolly gorge]

not even joking

i did that once

and got a fucking clean slice

cheers lad

[lapis marsh]

told ya

[summer brook]

i got him to pick it up

[void rivet]

dear god

[lapis marsh]

blud think he cloud from final fantasy

[summer brook]

now i got someone healthy to pick it up

[flint hamlet]

dude took some time to understand where did that foot come from

[tiny path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1083785834865623082/1393591600906637433/togif.gif

[summer brook]

it seems pressing e and q can fix the no stamina glitch

i did it before that time and it fixed it then it happened again

punching is better with lock on

[brisk robin]

sorry for interrupting but how can i fix weird glitch after 20 min of playing, npc and my character gettin seizure and their legs starting to collapsing and it's hard to play when u die by some bugs...

[summer brook]

restart the game

[brisk robin]

yeah i'm doing it, is there any solve for fix that for good?

[summer brook]

i dont think so

[brisk robin]

damn.. it's so exhausting :/

is there any possibilities to download previous versions of half sword?

like playtest version

[little verge]

There is not.

[brisk robin]

okey! thank you sir

[pearl belfry]

How do yall do tornado kicks

[summer brook]

its in the playtest too

[sleek gull]

Fun lil bit of slow mo

[summer brook]

he had to pick up his sword again to realize his other hand was missing

[shell bronze]

been a while since i recorded new clips

time for a change

[lapis marsh]

you were posting clips like hours ago wtf

[shell bronze]

that's just stuff on my phone that i didn't send/wanted to repost because it was cool

when i mean new clips i mean stuff that i send as i play the game

[lapis marsh]

i should start recording my fights sometime

[shell bronze]

the annoying part about fighting militia+ is that sometimes you get head trauma for grapples/wrestles

[twilit escarp]

absolutely clowned on this man

the shield switch punch + the kick disarm, absolute cinema

wish some of my strikes were a bit cleaner, but the ones that mattered were great

small pavise is absolutely hilarious

[shell bronze]

did the devs do something to the ai to make them grab you more often i feel like it's a lot more common lately

[soft osprey]

There hasn’t been an update in quite a while

[summer brook]

there was an update for it in the playtest i think

[shell bronze]

GRAAAAAAAH I SUCK AT THIS GAME

i screwed up and got rash with the killing blow and died a horrible death

[hallow schooner]

you guys exercise much more control over the sword than i do

sometimes i wonder how you do it

[mint wadi]

Chat is this aura farming.

[tiny path]

brainrot museum

[shell bronze]

think if i want to have some more fun in veteran i need a bigger sword

[mint wadi]

lol

[solemn wedge]

[young marlin]

Guys I just downloaded half sword and the screen goes black every time I run it on my pc and I can't open anything else

Can anybody help

[mint wadi]

go to your steam library and right click halfsword, go to properties and there you find a box where you can type stuff in, type -dx11

[south hornet]

Is this game going to be delisted from steam?

[modest venture]

halfsword pls fix the game the punching and knockouts in the playtest were way better

[mental cargo]

why would it be delisted

[south hornet]

Not sure, seems games are getting delisted now a days

[wild pecan]

commoner boss is some bullshit bruh

long ahh sword

[modest venture]

half sword pls fix the game the punching and knockouts in the playtest were way better

[soft osprey]

What?

[soft osprey]

You just said that

[modest venture]

yep

[wild pecan]

Mods cut his face off

[lapis marsh]

half sword is in active development??? no way its getting delisted

[soft osprey]

“But it’s been so long since the last update”

[lapis marsh]

its only been two months lmao

kids these days have no damn patience

[wild pecan]

theres liek hundreds of games with no updates that are available to play on steam Brochacho

[lapis marsh]

exactly

battlefront 2 for example

[wild pecan]

bro i hate the dentist i cant even talk or drink right 💔💔💔

3 more hours of dumbass lidocaine

[lapis marsh]

they splash all this water in your mouth and you're like 'oh a refreshing drink of water i was parched' and then they suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behaviour

[mental cargo]

didn't Battlefield 2 just get delisted? or was that bad company 2

[lapis marsh]

battleFRONT 2

not battleFIELD 2

[mental cargo]

typo

[lapis marsh]

made by the same people yes but different

[soft osprey]

battleSTAR galactica

[wild pecan]

exactly bro and then the shit they use tastes like fucking ASS and when they use that brrrrrr thing it smells like fucking teeth

[soft osprey]

Holding your mouth open for dental works kills your jaw

[lapis marsh]

the only delistings that have happened recently are for sex games

[soft osprey]

I hate that part the most

[wild pecan]

Real but its less annoying when you have drills in your mouth

[tiny path]

been there

mf pulled out a tool that looked like what you'd use to put a car's tires in place

started spining

[wild pecan]

hey guys lets stick to the topic 🤓🤓🤓🤓

[tiny path]

hurt like shit

[soft osprey]

I bet you don’t even have teeth

[wild pecan]

LMAO bro fr

[lapis marsh]

not after they went to the dentists

[tiny path]

tf did i do for you to say that 😭

[soft osprey]

Let me find something to justify it give me a minute

[tiny path]

i'm not british btw

[lapis marsh]

he's searching up photos of british people

[tired stream]

[lapis marsh]

LMAO

[wild pecan]

Hes gonna pull up that time you pulled the roblox huzz in 2015

[soft osprey]

Remember you lied earlier

That’s why

[tiny path]

aw dude c'mon!

thats old news

let it go old man...

you're getting all old and wrinkly

that never happened

your lying

YOU are lying

[soft osprey]

Did you say old..

[lapis marsh]

this shit is so ass

[wild pecan]

bro you face his back the whole game how does the ai have trouble with his back 😭😭

[tiny path]

ngl back in 2015 i was moving like a pimp so that might be real

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1083785834865623082/1393591600906637433/togif.gif

[soft osprey]

Please don’t insult anything referencing Willie

[wild pecan]

i didnt even need robux tbf i just pulled 🙏😭

[tiny path]

you js got that dawg in you

[wild pecan]

i had that monkey dragon shirt and those black pants with white shoes

[tiny path]

yo 💔

to be continued bro istg

😭 🙏

[soft osprey]

#1306038290968739870

[primal sentinel]

i gotta see clips of you guys just aurafarming with willie

[wild pecan]

i didnt clip it but i got 3 consecutive throat slits in beggar carnage 😔😔

[tiny path]

i had intercourse with willie

[tired stream]

probably the best one ive got

[void rivet]

run thy pockets
but why original gangster

[wild pecan]

3rd fucking time dying to commoner boss

why is this guy so fucking annoying with his dumbass sword

[void rivet]

well to be fair his sword is the almost the size of you

[wild pecan]

exactly why is he on commoner tier

that sword belongs to a king not some random civillian

[tired stream]

hes the next tier up

[void rivet]

just use pitch fork thats what I do

[wild pecan]

Pussy

[void rivet]

im going to kick your knee caps in

[lapis marsh]

if it works it works

[tired stream]

so you cant beat the boss with your weapon, but criticize someone else for using a clutch weapon and winning

[wild pecan]

Pussy weapon

plus he gets all up in your face for me

[lapis marsh]

any strategy that wins you the battle is a good strategy

[void rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-alpha-is-typing-sigma-beta-alpha-gif-15085961505239595360

[wild pecan]

so a fuggin spear is not an option for
me even when holding sideways

[void rivet]

head ahh

[tired stream]

just swing before he does

[wild pecan]

Embed fail

[lapis marsh]

embed failiure

[wild pecan]

he swings at mach fuck bro

[void rivet]

nah I just dont got perms

[wild pecan]

thatd be like fighting a gun with a knife

[tired stream]

swing at mach fuck 2 then bro

[wild pecan]

i cant willie is too estrogen rich

[tired stream]

https://tenor.com/view/watchthisswag-catswag-cat-rigby-cat-gif-7623407359144548331

[lapis marsh]

two handed axe then

[wild pecan]

axe is fire but i dont think commoner has axe i might be wrong

[tired stream]

peasant does

[lapis marsh]

he does i think

[summer brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1320835013847285842/1393359123793580032/Half_Sword_Demo_-_2025-07-11_6-31-22_PM.mp4?ex=688405ce&is=6882b44e&hm=bf8a58fb4b3f2381227c3ffac0d8261ba139044a5d7e638c84c5ca85fd8c74f2&

[tired stream]

exactly

[void rivet]

real

bruh I sliced someones head off at the same time they sliced me in half I hate this game some times

[wild pecan]

I love how people see something where someone wins in a specific situation and try to apply it to every situation every time

Like did you even consider the circumstances

[tired stream]

i love spoilance!!

[void rivet]

sounds like a skill issue

[wild pecan]

Sounds like a skill issue

like this genuinely sounds like a skill issue watch ur surroundings bozo 😭💔

[void rivet]

brother really just copyed me lmao

[tired stream]

sounds like a skill issue

[wild pecan]

right hooks can one shot beggars its so fun right hooking

[wild pecan]

saying this like you havent copied off the millions of people who have said this before

[void rivet]

tf is that suppose to mean

[lapis marsh]

unfortunately, it does sound like a skill issue, yeah

[void rivet]

prob is lol

[lapis marsh]

best thing you can do is practice

[void rivet]

in all fairness I did charge the guy so it was my fault

[stiff belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-gif-5305267

[wild pecan]

dumbing something down is genuinely so hard so i guess your just gonna have to sit with this

[lapis marsh]

you should always be aware of the options your opponent has, especially when you're charging them

[void rivet]

yea norm I charge slash and it works out but not having good depth preception really messes me up

[lapis marsh]

playing agressively like that can work but you need to be careful you dont just skewer yourself lmao

[tired stream]

is bro stupid

[wild pecan]

this made me laugh thank you brosephony

[lapis marsh]

yeah knowing whether you can strike your opponent or not takes a fair bit of practice

[tiny path]

no problem gangalang

[lapis marsh]

especially in lower armor tiers, where one good hit basically wins the fight

[wild pecan]

ima be real fp mode lowkey helps

if you have a spear then no fp its ass

do yall ever get those opponents that seem like they have rubber skin like they can never be pierced

[graceful cosmos]

never quit

[wild pecan]

i felt that when you started desperately swinging

[summer brook]

1 second in

[lapis marsh]

the resilience of opponents is randomised, so ye

[wild pecan]

?

[wild pecan]

i actually never knew that wtf thats cool

what faction yall rocking with

[lapis marsh]

red and blue

[mental cargo]

hre

[shell bronze]

easy

use pitchfork

[void rivet]

THATS WHAT I SAID

[wild pecan]

i have just the perfect gif for this but im restricted 💔💔

[shell bronze]

dodging

[lapis marsh]

lmao

[wild pecan]

PUUUSAYYYYY

[graceful cosmos]

Fur Rome!

[lapis marsh]

bro pretended to be a bull

[void rivet]

amazing skill

[wild pecan]

i love beggar boxing its so fucking FUN

[shell bronze]

i'm sorry i dont like to get hit

[wild pecan]

Dodge

[graceful cosmos]

i like to get hit cus it makes it more fun but thas just me ^^

[wild pecan]

i like your optimism

[lapis marsh]

i dont mind getting hit if it lets me get a good strike in

[shell bronze]

if it's armored i like to make use of it for full committed strikes

knowing i won't get injured over bs

[wild pecan]

wait i just seen tf2 drop summer update

Time to play

[lapis marsh]

my main loadout has armor on the bits that are hard to defend, so the weird curvy breastplate + bevor + upper shins

[shell bronze]

mine is the commoner with my weapon of choice

or my samurai loadout

[lapis marsh]

the undefended parts are either hard to hit (lower legs and eyes) or easy for me to protect with blocks (upper chest, arms)

[wild pecan]

personally i just go balls out with whatever

[teal tapir]

balls

heh

[lapis marsh]

also, that specific chestpiece plus the bevor look really good together

[shell bronze]

kesagiri from a hasso no kamae

[deep citrus]

When the tip of my pitchfork gewntly bounces off of the axe bosses torso

[primal sentinel]

"....I've had worse" ahh first willie

[graceful cosmos]

my leg! me on the ground

[shell bronze]

unless you are player willie using any kind of shield makes you fodder iwl

[graceful cosmos]

Bankai

[fervent badge]

This game is fun, I do enjoy it

[lapis marsh]

for me anyone that isnt using a 2h sword or voulge is basically fodder

[fervent badge]

Oh hi goofy! I beat the baron last night in my first attempt

[lapis marsh]

longswords and voulges are the only two weapons i have to respect

[lapis marsh]

good job

[fervent badge]

Thank you

He really wasn’t THAT hard, more so just was too armored to land a actual fatal blow

So uh.. I kinda just half sworded and I think I stuck him in his armpit

[lapis marsh]

my first win against him happened because he slipped and i pummeled him into the ground

[fervent badge]

He slipped!?

[lapis marsh]

yeah

[fervent badge]

What the hell

That’s funny

[lapis marsh]

falling over on high tier armors is basically instant loss

[fervent badge]

He cut my hand off so I just kinda hit him with my nubs

[lapis marsh]

damn

[fervent badge]

Blunt force trauma ❤️❤️

[lapis marsh]

armed and dangerous 💀

[fervent badge]

Well, that was my left hand so I could still use my sword thankfully

That’s how I then stabbed him in the armpit cause the fist did jack all

[fervent badge]

I have a question, how are you fighting lower tier opponents with high tier gear? Is it also mods?

[lapis marsh]

lmao the arm shield does fuck all on high tier armors

[lapis marsh]

ye

[shell bronze]

yeah mods

[fervent badge]

Ah I see

[lapis marsh]

ovrdths selector

[shell bronze]

all i really have over these guys is the shoulder stuff anyways

[fervent badge]

How do I acquire that

[shell bronze]

i usually fight in man at arms but i wanted to cut more flesh

[lapis marsh]

nexus mods

[fervent badge]

Oh bet

I like using nexus

[fervent badge]

Wow, you are really good at this game

I can see why you post so many videos

[lapis marsh]

how do you record these things

[sullen star]

I got a clean stab through the chest using one of those thin bastard swords, but it was so clean the guy didn't even die, just got his right arm disabled

[graceful cosmos]

i play without mods :c

[void rivet]

YOU CAN MOD THE GAME

[shell bronze]

steam recorder

if this was irl the katana would've shattered iwl

[lapis marsh]

I wish we could take our scabbards out and bash our opponents with them lmao

[shell bronze]

ikr

[sullen star]

is there any way to turn off auto parry?

[shell bronze]

no

[sullen star]

damn

[void rivet]

todays mission is beat the begger boss with fist only

[shell bronze]

back to basics again before i forget where i came from

[steel ermine]

chat where do i yap about problems im having?

[graceful cosmos]

i decapitate c:

[steel ermine]

is there any channel in specific?

[lapis marsh]

Problems with?

[steel ermine]

uh idk if my problem can be helped but playing the game

[lapis marsh]

Ahhhhh technical issues

Uhhhh you can ask here I think

[steel ermine]

i am using crossover on my macbook and it seems like the game no like that cuz it spawned a shadow creature in me and when i try playing i am flesh and lag a lot

ill send images in #photography📷

[lapis marsh]

Idk what crossover is

[shell bronze]

i need a commoner only brave stand

[steel ermine]

its a way to play games on macbook

[lapis marsh]

Well I think that’s the issue yes

[steel ermine]

yeah :3

[lapis marsh]

If it’s not an official port to mac then there’s probably going to be issues

[steel ermine]

yah

ngl it would be nice if it was ported

[steel ermine]

oh yeah, wheres the faq channel?

when i joined it said to read it

[lapis marsh]

Idk actually

[steel ermine]

i wish i could send images here grah

[graceful cosmos]

me blade is blue

[lapis marsh]

Apparently it’s hidden by discord for some reason

[lapis marsh]

Gotta talk to level up to get image perms

[steel ermine]

it doesnt exist it seems

[lapis marsh]

Found it

It’s under server guide

[steel ermine]

ima dm u what these walls look like rn 😭

[steel ermine]

thats channel & roles

FOUND IT

[river steppe]

max gore is literally easy mode

[teal tapir]

Whats your sensitivytity? 🤔🤔

[lapis marsh]

Made me pull out the obvious red circle damn

[steel ermine]

Ur a little late cuz I already found FAQ and I didn’t need help finding that server guide channel but thanks

[shell bronze]

a bit on the low side

[stone flare]

can someone make a compilation of willies legs just getting broken? it's for a school project

[steel ermine]

ohh but you meant in the server guide below the server guide

[lapis marsh]

what kinda fuckin school project needs that????

[stone flare]

uhh.

home school?

[brave basalt]

weird as fuck

[shell bronze]

play nice willie this is an honorable duel

[lapis marsh]

i presume you use the clipping function on steam recorder

[shell bronze]

yes

record last 30m playtime

[tight isle]

i finally got a new mouse after ten years and it feels like i was playing with a debuff

[shell bronze]

sometimes you jus want to goof around and it actually works

[lapis marsh]

is the video bugged

fucks sake

or is it just me

there we go

@shell bronze now i can spam videos in chat just like you >:)

[shell bronze]

welcome aboard

post clips and help me make this channel lively

[lapis marsh]

you like my fit?

[shell bronze]

it's a good fit

[fierce acorn]

not sure but i know why they do

[fierce acorn]

🧲

[lapis marsh]

wait wrong vid

it told me saved to clipboard why didnt it save to clipboard

gabe newel you liar

[fierce acorn]

😭

[lapis marsh]

you can see me actually stop when he did that

like wtf was that mf doing

[fierce acorn]

yes i have eyes

[fervent badge]

i forgot how to manually mod

oh fuck

[fierce acorn]

excellent stab my king

[lapis marsh]

@shell bronze me when i get you

[fervent badge]

goofyu

can you help me manually mod

i forgot how

[lapis marsh]

which mod do you want

[shell bronze]

definitely not me

[fervent badge]

selector :3

im at it, but i jus forgor how

[shell bronze]

i don't wear armor like that

[lapis marsh]

that doesnt need manual installation

[shell bronze]

selector isn't too bad

[fervent badge]

it says it does

[shell bronze]

just need trainer/enhancer to go with it

[lapis marsh]

no you dont need anything at all

you just run it when the game is running and you can use it

[fervent badge]

im confused

im afraid i dont understand

[lapis marsh]

have you extracted it

[fervent badge]

no

[lapis marsh]

yea cuz you arent based enough

[fervent badge]

i dont know what to do

im scared

[lapis marsh]

right click the file you downloaded

[fervent badge]

forget it, imma go play tarkov and cry when i die

[lapis marsh]

click extract all

[fervent badge]

hold on

im opening it

its downloading

[lapis marsh]

its extracting but yes

[fervent badge]

ok so

i see application and read me

[naive holly]

Launch the .exe

Sorry to chime in lmao

[lapis marsh]

launch the one with the symbol

not unins000

[fervent badge]

im

im

hold on

[lapis marsh]

literally appreciate the drip

[fervent badge]

its downloading

ok its open now

[elfin coyote]

poor guy, he got one of those arm bugs

[lapis marsh]

bro rotated 180 degrees damn

[elfin coyote]

he just said, "done"

oh no my leg

[fervent badge]

JESUS

he didnt even get a chance

[lapis marsh]

poleaxe on poleaxe action can get pretty intimate

[shell bronze]

that's actually the easiest way to just get rid of willies that try to rush you

especially when they half sword for no reason

[naive holly]

@fervent badge if using ovrdths is confusing heres a visual example

[fervent badge]

thats so weird

but cool

thank you sirr

[loud pivot]

victim seconds before meeting the skull miner

another happy patient

hopefully they add the warpick to basegame or something similar

[elfin coyote]

good lobotomy

[loud pivot]

warpick my beloved

[elfin coyote]

would be a good "odd" weapon

like those shovels

[loud pivot]

ye

except actually useful

:^)

[elfin coyote]

tru

[loud pivot]

I have never met anyone who is a #1 shovel fan

everyone hates using them

[elfin coyote]

eh

[loud pivot]

the only thing worse that I've seen is the

[elfin coyote]

2nd tier is worse than first tier

[loud pivot]

one-handed khopesh-esque blade

[elfin coyote]

tru

[loud pivot]

1st tier has some cracked weapons that can spawn

2nd tier is all around decent

3rd tier is when you start getting into "my estoc of instant neck lasering"

[elfin coyote]

did you met the wooden weight?

the worst weapon

back from the original demo

[loud pivot]

no

:(

i meant the like, one-handed weapon with an extremely short blade at the top

with a very weird ingame blade profile that makes it hard to kill people

[pearl ferry]

"shut up"

[elfin coyote]

yeah I know which one you are talking about

and I can totaly agree

[loud pivot]

genuinely surprised he didnt decap you

[pearl ferry]

dude they're freaking great

[loud pivot]

they're OKAY

[pearl ferry]

i always win the bind

[loud pivot]

on anything other than max sens they're underwhelming

[pearl ferry]

i dont even need to edit my sens

the shovel is the goat

[loud pivot]

especially the metal-edged shoved

nuh uh

[pearl ferry]

watch this

[loud pivot]

i hit someone 20x with a shovel

[pearl ferry]

let me boot up

[loud pivot]

they just get back up

i punch them 4x

and they dont

i hate 2 say it but your fists are literally better

[elfin coyote]

that metal edged shovel is somehow tier two of the shovel

[shell bronze]

why doesn't willie ever play nice

i was having so much fun with the honorable duel

[elfin coyote]

the wooden one is much better

still not good

[loud pivot]

yeah i dont get this

the pure wooden shovel does more damage

and is easier to get good connections with

the one with literal metal on it

nuh uh

[elfin coyote]

thats because is longer

[lapis marsh]

put him to sleep twice

[elfin coyote]

the metal one used to be better

actually did more tip damage

[loud pivot]

amimir

honk shu

[elfin coyote]

now is just wierd

[loud pivot]

i should make a mod that spawns a blanket over knocked out willies

with comedic sleeping sfx and vfx

honk shu honk shu

honk rimimimi

[shell bronze]

non player voulge users be like:

[loud pivot]

genuinely the AI is either godlike with it

or just

W+M1

like its pyro from tf2

I have had the AI smack me at the max range RIGHT in the SMALLEST gap of my armor before

and then it does shit like that

💔

[lapis marsh]

why tf does steam recorder playback stop working after a while

[stable rivet]

either that or they stab you or slash your unarmored thighs, shits so annoying

[lapis marsh]

i get a good clip and its like 'nah actually we had an error. restart your game asswipe'

[lapis marsh]

christ that was smooth

[elfin coyote]

has somebody ever used a lamp form the abyss as a weapon?

[pearl ferry]

metal tip shovel my beloved

[elfin coyote]

lamp not candlestick

candlestick top tier weapon

[stable rivet]

practically an instakill if they hit you like that, considering willie is going to start blarring out his siren and you wont be able to move anymore

[mental kelp]

you won't get away that easy after you humiliate me!

[elfin coyote]

both small and large versions

[stable rivet]

if he wasn't such a pansy ass that gets so bothered by getting stabbed with a polearm, then maybe he could do something

[pearl ferry]

there's worse cough cough tongs

[stable rivet]

the scissors that get stuck in knees and elbows:

[pearl ferry]

i kinda like it

they buffed it

and it's like a throat radar now

well not really but it's got like that nicking power

[shell bronze]

shield users are literal fodder you can do anything to them and you'd win

[pearl ferry]

where it touches them and its like the lightest touch and they die lol

[stable rivet]

what? they buffed the sickle?

[loud pivot]

gr

i got dyno flooded

[pearl ferry]

owned

[loud pivot]

ik what u mean though like w/ 2 handed axes

you can put the pole to their neck and then walk backwards and the blade opens their throat

[loud pivot]

genuinely you can just mash spacebar bro

💔

you dont even need a weapon

they fall over and just give up

[shell bronze]

literally

[ember geyser]

right click after swing for faster hook. same with the scythe if you play in abyss

[loud pivot]

have a funny placon clip

i love using it to break necks in ultimate challenge

yes it uses HS:E to spawn it in but

~1:20 in

holy moly

el crunch

polearms just do this now

idk why

if you ever get your butt of the staff against their neck its over

also i get skill issued by the polearm annoyance issue at 0:27 or so

i loooooove randomly letting go of my weapon wooooo

[loud pivot]

either way

[lapis marsh]

buddy really walked into that one

[loud pivot]

its 6 am and I should probably pass out now

[graceful yacht]

hello

[pearl ferry]

heeeheheehheheheeh

[deep citrus]

the abyss REFUSES to get me a cuirass and its always my demise

[graceful yacht]

noice

[deep citrus]

literally every other piece of armor but a cuirass, second to last level, sword guy comes behind me and barely nicks my ribs

cooked immediately

🥀

[graceful yacht]

i escaped the 2nd wall

@rose spindle does the halfsword games mean you are a developer?

[lapis marsh]

ye

[fierce acorn]

what

[shell bronze]

half swording another sword user is boring

[stone lintel]

How tf do i beat the commoner boss

[small needle]

Cero No Bones Jones

You put belt to ass

thats how

[stone lintel]

Thanks

[shell bronze]

pitchfork

go to peasant again and get pitchfork

[stone lintel]

Helped a lot

Thanks mate

[pearl ferry]

"did you just hit me"

[shell bronze]

this veteran build feels like cheating i stg

[mental kelp]

blunt zwerched him, then crossguard bash, then back with the pommel

[shell bronze]

actual fodder 🥀

@mental kelp alber is fun

[graceful yacht]

What requirements need to be met to upload a picture or video?

[naive holly]

Be level 2 in the server, get xp by talking or posting in any channel

[graceful yacht]

Oh, ok

[naive holly]

You can post media in #game-footage-🎮🎥 and #photography📷

[graceful yacht]

Ok 👌 thanks

[naive holly]

Yeyee

[shell bronze]

first person alber because dat short edge is no joke

[mental kelp]

altless thrust from alber

[naive holly]

Ik my longsword purists are grabbing rn but..

You gotta admit.. this is half the fun.

[graceful yacht]

Do u guys know why there are wooden spikey poles under the map? (Idk the actual word for those things) But lay down and look through the floor, what is their purpose?

[graceful yacht]

You just gave that man severe brain trauma, he is going to be eating out of a straw and crapping through a tube for the rest of his life

[teal tapir]

I always feel like i gotta have lower sens to do better but moving the camera is so hard to get used to

you dig?

[shell bronze]

it's a balance

imo you gotta get used to being more delicate with higher sens if you want to maintain camera movement for kicks (which is why i have a dpi switch on my mouse)

[teal tapir]

I think less for kicks more just that having it higher is easier for group fights with camera lock on

Off*

Group fights with camera lock on isnt possible

[mental kelp]

grab

[teal tapir]

I have my game sense a bit below half rn i believe

[graceful yacht]

What is y'all's favorite weapon to just mess around and eradicate Willie's brain with?

[teal tapir]

Getting used to it

[naive holly]

Brother hes dead

[naive holly]

Mmm probably the morning star tbh, or 2h mace

Or dagger fr

[shell bronze]

there's a reason why longpoint/chudan no kamae is the best

it just works

[naive holly]

Me when dx12 and low gamme

https://tenor.com/view/cant-see-cant-see-sh-cant-see-it-cant-see-anything-cant-c-gif-26822634

[shell bronze]

me when hdr

[naive holly]

What is that gif lmao

[graceful yacht]

I find that you have to get them REALLY INCONCEIVABLY hard, or he will just wake up and continue blabbering about not being slaughtered

[graceful yacht]

I like the 2 hand morningstar as well

[shell bronze]

red v blue

[graceful yacht]

U tickled his cerebral cortex

[mental kelp]

cool displace

[graceful yacht]

Noice

Has everyone else died

?

[mental kelp]

I guess so

[shell bronze]

i'm just getting too many boring clips where it's one parry/dodge and i kill the guy

or i take one singular bit of damage and immediately give up on farming style points to just kill

[tall dagger]

same. havent been on much because of it T-T

[shell bronze]

i have a lot of insane parry clips that end in me getting clipped a tiny bit by a feint or getting kicked and taking damage from it

i just kill the dude and move on

[lethal sequoia]

what is our opinion on ts game

i think ts game is great

[naive holly]

Do the crazy shit you do but do it with the improvised weapons lol

[shell bronze]

wym

you mean spoilance?

[lethal sequoia]

i love spoilance

[naive holly]

Yeh I wanna see some candleabra shenanigans from you

[lethal sequoia]

especially the wooden shovel thingy

[naive holly]

im a stool man myself

[lethal sequoia]

fuck your sign what weapon do you pick up in spoilance?

[naive holly]

Lmfao

[naive holly]

Like ik youre actually doing your kendo shit but treat it goofy for a sec, like use the 2h candelabra vs t6 or some shit just for lulz.

Thats what im doing lately bc im burnt out on longsword rn.

Anyways makes for funny/enjoyable clips on top of your master-sweat ones.

Just imo

[shell bronze]

i think you just want to see me butcher people wildly (or try to) like the average person

[naive holly]

Nah nah nah

[shell bronze]

the flailing and floaty/overly snappy movements

[naive holly]

We need that clueless finesse

[naive holly]

Liiiike, idk I love t1 carnage, and trying to consistently land intentional one hits to the throat is a blast for me,

But that's not how everyone might enjoy the game ofc

Also rippered and yapping so ignore me if you want 💀

[shell bronze]

throat hits lowkey feel cheap to me unless i swung once intentionally at it and it lands

[naive holly]

Exactly that's what we're chasing, the satisfying intentional London experience yanno

Idk and shit like this is fun too (ik this is a repost but)

Also repost, but like this is the hypest gameplay outside of proper dramatic ahh parries and whatnot

[shell bronze]

@naive holly

[naive holly]

Again stoned imo

[shell bronze]

candle goofing just for you

[naive holly]

My goat with the grip change

So he DOO polearm

[shell bronze]

last time i tried polearm the ambassador of all polearms told me i sucked so i stopped trying

[naive holly]

Imagine getting bullied by m00

[shell bronze]

they don't call it spoilance for nothing @naive holly

got another clip for you

[naive holly]

See now be honest, the switch up to goof mode is so fun is it not, even if its only temporary

[naive holly]

Also yes they fear you

[tight isle]

i wonder if the willies dont know they can protect from the other sides sometimes

[shell bronze]

the candlestick is lowkey a wild ass weapon

[tight isle]

cause i just swap hands at the start and they just leave the other side of their neck open to hit

9 times out of ten

[shell bronze]

lowkey feels like the average polearm experience iwl

[fading niche]

probably among the top 5 weapons in the game

[shell bronze]

literally peak

[tight isle]

plancon still goated

[shell bronze]

plancon is a pos

i hate it

[fading niche]

nah thats spiky big stick

[tight isle]

i use it very little

i prefer my

wtf is it called

the boulge

[fading niche]

pain in the ass to fight but effective

[tight isle]

i mean post nerf its not giga aids anymore

its just a little hard

[shell bronze]

it is still absolutely aids

most challenging and difficult weapon to use in the game

[tight isle]

ur right

nerf the 1 handed hammers again

[fading niche]

i like big sword

[tight isle]

but i did get this funny throw on someone

[fading niche]

I just got split in half because i had an axe pressing against me :(

[tight isle]

they cant split u in half if u dont consent

[fading niche]

then how did they do it

i only consented to stabbing them not them convincing my legs to divorce my torso

[spare arrow]

Im at baron

[fading niche]

congratulations

[spare arrow]

check photogarphy

[fading niche]

good luck

[spare arrow]

I'm doing it tomorrow

[shell bronze]

@naive holly

had to be super careful with this one

i suck polearms outside of cheese reasons

[spare arrow]

was that vs ai?

[shell bronze]

yes

[spare arrow]

ok

[shell bronze]

there's nothing but ai to fight in this game

[spare arrow]

i dont know about mods man

Is the baron stupidly hard

[fading niche]

no but the fights leading up to him are

[shell bronze]

getting to him is the harder part

iwl

[spare arrow]

so wait what happens?

[fading niche]

you gotta fight a bunch of guys, hope they drop good loot and then fight baron and pray that the enemies you just fought havent crippled you too hard

[spare arrow]

so harder abyss

[fading niche]

pretty much yea

[spare arrow]

how do i win other than skill

[fading niche]

honestly just luck

[spare arrow]

best wepon?

[fading niche]

not sure but im assuming something thats long and hits hard

[spare arrow]

not the spikey spear thing]

[fading niche]

i think that'd be good in there

only way i could beat it was by adjusting the player damage it is ridicolously difficult imo

[small dove]

good kick??

[fading niche]

nice

[small dove]

ignore my awful swordplay

[fading niche]

its like that one game in wii sports where you chop the items the guy drops from heaven

[spare arrow]

Did you know can get helmets off of people by cutting their head in half

[fading niche]

yes its epic

[small dove]

you dont need to cut their head in half to get off some helmets

triple stab

i stab his willar

that was his stomach but whtvr

[fading niche]

close enough

[small dove]

if you couldnt tell already, i love stabbing

[fading niche]

stabbed a Willie's willie once cause it was the only spot without armor

[small dove]

go to the search bar in the top right and search up "willie's willie stab"

[fading niche]

my god

[acoustic dagger]

so true ..

[fallen iris]

is there any more updates expected for the demo before release?

[dire mason]

God wtf

[small dove]

it was an accident i swear

[dire mason]

Yeah like you (Jk)

[small dove]

do you know how to eat fish

[small dove]

thats what i thought

[ocean hedge]

rate the steam profile, i js got everything working again

[small dove]

ehh

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kLib0mCL1RqXuXzv-?invite=cr-MSxCYkMsNDEyNTYyNzA5

[tall pier]

Does anyone still have the half sword playtest, I accidentally deleted it. :/

[old bough]

what type of

[ocean hedge]

?

[floral imp]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kLjgdBKzYLR9ZV5M0?invite=cr-MSxGa00sNDE5MDQ3NzA2

guys how do i counter this

[modern tiger]

er, how do i make the blade prtty sharp? (if i can)

[floral imp]

every bladed weapon is already sharp

cant make it less or more sharp

[modern tiger]

k

[modern tiger]

deleted rust, way to hard fr :sad:

[tight isle]

i finally got a kill with the stupid fucking idiot stance