halfsword-chat-⚔

[primal sentinel]

The SWAP BUTTON (T) !!

[primal sentinel]

With the touch of THIS key, your Willie will flip his polaxe the other way round so each implement gets a use!

So

what do you think

[naive holly]

Ahem... honestly hes bullshit but really fun once you finally learn him

[proven verge]

I believe theyve said theyve got that in the works

[primal sentinel]

oh nice

[naive holly]

You might appreicate this as an arming sword enjoyer.

[primal sentinel]

the same key could be used for mordshlagging swords perhaps!

[proven verge]

Haha I've realized the AI can absolutely not account for hand switches

[naive holly]

Bastard sword -> half sword grip + hand swap: gets you the one hand in hand-and-a-half

And you're right they absolutely cant lmao.

A little floppy but feels totally different from the arming sword and longsword

As one might guess lmao

[primal sentinel]

mordshagg with a greatsword would be DEVASTATING for armor

that should give it a propper use in the knigt tier

[proven verge]

I call this "The lobotomizer"

[primal sentinel]

yowz-a-ramma

[naive holly]

This is my favorite type of gameplay tbh. I longsword all day, and then actually have fun when im doing FPP dualies

[primal sentinel]

Trust me he's just being a baby
Nothing the barber surgeons cant stitch up ☺️

[proven verge]

Yall I just realized they patched the hats, I cant use them to aim anymore NOOOOOO

[proven verge]

Ive noticed I can pull off a lot more techniques in fp than tp

[humble harbor]

A little concussion never hurt anybody

[primal sentinel]

speaking of obstructed view
i get that they wanted the helmets to be as realistic aspossible but COME ON dude

[proven verge]

Bro you think thats bad they still havent fixed the barbute

[primal sentinel]

the least you could do is a strong vingette

[proven verge]

like look at this hahahaha

[primal sentinel]

oh thats the one that is litterally impossible to see out of

[proven verge]

What's sad is its technically the helmet with the MOST visibility

[naive holly]

Thie sallet gives you the most visibility.

Bc the forehead is further back than the nose, and the camera is right on the bridge of willies nose

Ik you meant irl I just meant dumb demo wise

[proven verge]

In game yes but I think realistically the barbute has more breathability and visibility

[gloomy tapir]

MEOW

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-cat-cat-meme-glorp-alien-gif-14754648350400602925

dang it

hay yall! hows it going? :D

[primal sentinel]

doin sum blind training with the barbute

[gloomy tapir]

so

hwha?

[primal sentinel]

mrzachnono should attempt to beat the gauntlet with the first person barbute

[gloomy tapir]

sorry ive never plaied this game befor xD

[primal sentinel]

thats his next video

oh

uh

hi then!

[gloomy tapir]

;w;

hello x3

[primal sentinel]

welcome to half sword!

[gloomy tapir]

its cozy

i just met Blueberry in another server and thay game me the pitch lol

is it just the demo out right now?

[naive holly]

Start choppin willies

[gloomy tapir]

lol

but i love willieuhm :0

[primal sentinel]

do YOU like medieval warfare?
do YOU like shredding flesh with pointy objects and such?
do YOU like physics - based combat systems?

[gloomy tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/purple-guy-dance-william-afton-dance-purple-guy-jiggy-purple-jiggy-purple-dance-gif-17627065305568870467

):<

[primal sentinel]

WELL HAVE WE GOT THE GAME FOR YOU

[gloomy tapir]

IM SO MAD

[dusk bison]

How many hours on half sword have yall got?

[gloomy tapir]

:D

[gloomy tapir]

literally 0

[primal sentinel]

last i checked 115.6 or smthn

[dusk bison]

Nice!

i have a little over 75

[primal sentinel]

what is that in days

so femby

[naive holly]

[gloomy tapir]

😔

[primal sentinel]

what brought you to this game

[hoary canopy]

hitting a nasty fist combo in first person is literal cocaine

left right goodnight

[dusk bison]

Amen to that brother

[gloomy tapir]

good night o/

oh

wait

._.

[naive holly]

They said

[gloomy tapir]

oh me?

[primal sentinel]

whos this barry guy

[gloomy tapir]

a

[primal sentinel]

never seen him

[gloomy tapir]

a mod

[naive holly]

Oh i didnt see the other new kid

[primal sentinel]

oh

[gloomy tapir]

they;re a mod here lol

[primal sentinel]

lol

[naive holly]

@worn heron show yourself heathen

[gloomy tapir]

@worn heron !!!

[naive holly]

Lmao oops

[gloomy tapir]

;w;

BLURBARRY WE LOVE U!! DX

[primal sentinel]

be sure to stay updated on our handy dandy WIP CHANNEL!!

[gloomy tapir]

whaooo!!! :0

[primal sentinel]

turn on notifs for that

[gloomy tapir]

i dont wanna :3

[dusk bison]

Nice one

[gloomy tapir]

GYAT DANG 😳

[shell bronze]

longsword combat is fun

[dusk bison]

it really is

[primal sentinel]

trust me thats not even that brutal compared to ther things

[naive holly]

Lord slopper is insane

[primal sentinel]

So femby

[gloomy tapir]

thay walk like TABs characters lol

[primal sentinel]

i suggest you start with the Gauntlet first

[primal sentinel]

TABS MENTION 🗣️🗣️🔥

[gloomy tapir]

:D!!!

[gloomy tapir]

oki!

ill check it out!!

its "half sword" on steam?

[primal sentinel]

yeppers

[gloomy tapir]

gottcha

thanks

[naive holly]

Bro did it to himself

[gloomy tapir]

oh

multi playre? :0

[primal sentinel]

unfortunately, you did miss the glory that was the old half sword abyss

[gloomy tapir]

the

what?

[primal sentinel]

but dont woryy about that right now

[dusk bison]

the old demo

[primal sentinel]

i think he killed you

[gloomy tapir]

probably

[shell bronze]

time to record some new clips tonight instead of going to sleep early for the purchasing of my 3rd car tomorrow

[gloomy tapir]

is this game multi playre?!! :O

[dusk bison]

no

[primal sentinel]

no

[gloomy tapir]

😭

[naive holly]

Alr hotshot we get it

[primal sentinel]

like... a BIG shot..?

[dusk bison]

i see what you did there buddy

[primal sentinel]

i love deltapeak

[dusk bison]

i only played undertale back in 2017

[primal sentinel]

femby if you dont mind i wanna see your gameplay

[shell bronze]

me when half sword is just not very difficult

[primal sentinel]

its like watching a baby take its first steps

[shell bronze]

😂

i have the camaro in my garage, the current daily driver 335i, and i have my sights set on a nice camry to abuse while i build my bmw's motor

[dusk bison]

you are obnoxious

[shell bronze]

i aim to please

[gloomy tapir]

OI!

[naive holly]

Oh YEAH!? Oh yeah??

I have an '04 Santa Fe that's had an intermittent check engine light for 18 months.

But she still makes the 5 hour drive to Chicago on the reg

[gloomy tapir]

#game-footage-🎮🎥

[gloomy tapir]

🙄

[naive holly]

This was my first impression too but he grows on ya

[gloomy tapir]

lol

you guys are crazy x3

[shell bronze]

if it's 15 years old or more it has to have a check engine light or else it's going to explode

my 335i has a CEL for the downpipes (i ripped the catalytic converters out)

[dusk bison]

so you guys americans?

[shell bronze]

yep

[primal sentinel]

perchance

[shell bronze]

moved here from vietnam 8 years ago

[dusk bison]

good for you

[primal sentinel]

interesting

[shell bronze]

yeah it's chillax

[primal sentinel]

how was it there

[dusk bison]

I want to go to america someday

[primal sentinel]

trust me

dont go in the state its in rn

not in her best shape

[dusk bison]

ok? whats wrong in the us rn?

[shell bronze]

nothing is wrong with the us depending on where you go

[primal sentinel]

lots of political problems that i dont wanna bore you with

[shell bronze]

it's a good place to be if you avoid the uhhhhh
questionable zones

[naive holly]

Rule 2 is no politics

But to say the least

[primal sentinel]

but it does depend on how you look at it

[shell bronze]

i'm enjoying my time here and have been for the last 8 years

[naive holly]

Its dire lately

[dusk bison]

hmm, well i hope it gets better for yall

[primal sentinel]

speaking of travelling

[honest thorn]

All people can do is hope

[primal sentinel]

i might go to hiroshima next year

[shell bronze]

in vietnam i wouldn't have had the luxury to be able to sit down at my pc and play half sword

[primal sentinel]

very big maybe

[shell bronze]

or have the ability to work hard to own 3 cars

[wind charm]

Willie didn't ragamuffin the hedgeborn....

[dusk bison]

Its cool there i visited Japan last year actually

[worn heron]

I was in general chat

[primal sentinel]

the beast has awoken

[worn heron]

[steady arch]

Omfg the damage on the ultimate challenge is bs

[gloomy tapir]

😔

im sowwy

[steady arch]

The enemies are made out of rock

[naive holly]

Simply.. dont get hit

[gloomy tapir]

TRUUEEE

[naive holly]

Nab a polearm and keep swangin

[steady arch]

i do that but the enemies dont fall no matter how many times i hit them on the head

And one manages to barely touch my back or feet

And im dead

[primal sentinel]

"but it refused..." ahh enemies 🥀🥀

[steady arch]

also they move like they have a jetpack or smt

they can move super fast backwards

[primal sentinel]

use a crossbow atp

[hoary canopy]

the baron was a little bit anti climactic ngl
i went through all that just to bap him on the head and he went down in like 3 hits

he didnt touch me

[shell bronze]

on god

baron is literally bitchmade the moment you get a polearm

[dusk bison]

yeah

[steady arch]

i have seen videos of the baron and yeah

a normal enemy is harder

[primal sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/doggo-dog-puppy-gif-22101518

the baron fr

[dusk bison]

fr

His poleaxe is so unwieldy

[primal sentinel]

how does he even manage the thing

[dusk bison]

he doesnt, he constantly releases one hand on the thing

[steady arch]

[hoary canopy]

the commoner/militia enemies in the baron challenge gave me the most trouble

[shell bronze]

the militia enemies are genuinely balls to fight

especially when the game gives you one singular falchion and throws 2 plancons at you

[dusk bison]

fr the early game is the hardest you basically have to pray to rng that you get a billhook

[shell bronze]

but once you get past that point and take a nice polearm it's cheese

[hoary canopy]

its not cheating its just using your resources

[primal sentinel]

the baron when i lure him over the perfectly placed godendag so that he gets vietnam-war-bamboo-spike-trapped and dies

[steady arch]

and the fact that you can't even aim correctly bc the spears always move like the hace mind of its own

[shell bronze]

mace users try not to be literal pushovers that pose no threat challenge (impossible difficulty)

[hoary canopy]

idk i prefer the bardiche over the billhook but the billhook can get some crazy critical hits more easily tho

[steady arch]

while the npcs can perfectly hold their weapon in place

[hoary canopy]

bardiche just has a bigger kill zone and i like

[dusk bison]

well mace better in armored combat, sword in unarmored

[primal sentinel]

what bardiche

[dusk bison]

i think he means the voulge

[primal sentinel]

there is no bardiche

whats that

ohhh

the early prototype halbered thing

[dusk bison]

yeah

[primal sentinel]

gotcha

[shell bronze]

mace is pretty good in unarmored combat but then the polearm kind of just overshadows everything

it does overtake the sword in effectiveness unless you get good at using your sword as a baseball bat

[hoary canopy]

this one

[dusk bison]

yeah thats a voulge

[hoary canopy]

i dont know weapons that well

its tomato tomahto to me

[primal sentinel]

personally i still call it a halberd

[worn heron]

death

[hoary canopy]

it might not be a bardiche but its especially not a halberd

halberds are more like axe shape and they have a point at the top

[primal sentinel]

ever since i made that cardboard halberd my friend wont stop calling me berdly

also i just gotta say

[shell bronze]

katana v longsword again

[primal sentinel]

that short javelin spear thing needs to be nerfed to hell

i hate it so much

[hardy lodge]

I WANT A KATANA!!!

[primal sentinel]

who the hell are you

[dusk bison]

Why? its not that bad

[hoary canopy]

the one handed spear that you get a shield with?

[primal sentinel]

yeah

[hoary canopy]

i always thought it was booty cheeks

[shell bronze]

it sucks as a weapon in this game and irl

[dusk bison]

Well as a proud european i own 3 swords myself

[primal sentinel]

hold your horses there buckaroo

[hoary canopy]

i think longsword is superior over a katana but idk about sucks..

[primal sentinel]

its not THAT bad

[shell bronze]

i just use it because i do kenjutsu and kendo and my fighting style looks better with it

me when the steel is folded 1000 times (they had to do this because the steel was literally so ass)

[primal sentinel]

most intense kendo fight:

[hoary canopy]

you found your iron in a bog!

[dusk bison]

fr

[primal sentinel]

real

[shell bronze]

kendo is pretty chill but i want to get into hema

more freedom and the weapon selection/handling is objectively superior

[dusk bison]

Come to poland my friend we do that alot here

[primal sentinel]

ive always wanted to do hema

oh yeah your like those crazy sabre guys right??

it looks so cool when you fence

[dusk bison]

yeah, i own 2 sabres one russian shaska and one polish hussar sabre, their dull tho

[hoary canopy]

i dont think theres such a thing as a sword that sucks ngl (in real life)
ofc some are better than others but i doubt theres a sword thats so terrible its unusable

[dusk bison]

also have a german bastard sword replica

[primal sentinel]

i 3d print model swords
im cool too, guys 😭😭

[hoary canopy]

make a khopesh and ill give you a cookie

[dusk bison]

come to poland they sell real steel sabres at markets here

right in Krakow

[hoary canopy]

here in america they only sell lame ol guns at markets smh

[primal sentinel]

im sticking to european swords

[hoary canopy]

awww

all the cool ones are further east tho

[dusk bison]

not really have you seen zweihänder?

[primal sentinel]

zweihander users when ther giant fucking crossguard gouges out both of their eyes

[shell bronze]

zweihander is a badass weapon

[dusk bison]

amen

[primal sentinel]

it is cool tho

but do you really need allat

[hoary canopy]

imagine carrying one of those mfers around in like the 16th century or whatever
probably got caught on so many doorways

[dusk bison]

But really tell me what looks cooler? A gaint ass german zweihänder or some katana

[dusk bison]

prolly

[primal sentinel]

oh guys i have an important question

im going to a rennaisance fair this year (first time)

[hoary canopy]

legend has it you can still find german pubs with cuts in the doorway from zweihanders

[primal sentinel]

what are their prop regulations

[hardy lodge]

the whole stpeeing on a sword thing and losing a foot is a bit much..... lol

[hoary canopy]

(the legend doesnt has it)

[dusk bison]

I would know wir haben keine schnitte in unseren Türren

[hoary canopy]

look on their website or call if you cant find anything, every one is different

[shell bronze]

renfair is fun

i cosplay there all the time

[primal sentinel]

i might do a langsknecht cosplay

[hoary canopy]

i always go as a satyr because i spent too much money on the legs to only use them once

[shell bronze]

carring an odachi around with drippy samurai armor might rival it for coolness

[hoary canopy]

its pretty cool having hoofs

[shell bronze]

(samurai used polearms and bows)

[dusk bison]

Landsknecht lands means people of the land

[hoary canopy]

didnt they use guns too

samurai

[primal sentinel]

i really want to bring my cardboard halberd

[hoary canopy]

why use a sword when you can pull out a flintlock and skip all that nonsense

[dusk bison]

basically the 18th century

[hoary canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-shoot-harrison-ford-nope-gif-11523430

[dusk bison]

yeah basically

Remember what happened when the europeans came to japan? Watch last samurai

[deep citrus]

also having the beak/spike at the back

[eternal hedge]

anyone wanna vc?

[deep citrus]

there was a time when the japanese had more firearms than the europeans once they had been introduced

[shell bronze]

kesagiri ❤️

[deep citrus]

everyone used Teppo/Tanegashima from the Ashigaru to the most high-rank of Samurai

[primal sentinel]

give me a weapon to slander im bored (in half sword)

[deep citrus]

even Sohei monks

[shell bronze]

plancon

easy target

[primal sentinel]

i already did

[shell bronze]

2h axe

[primal sentinel]

what

[deep citrus]

I feel like half sword multiplayer would get the Chivalry multiplayer effect only somewhat crazier

[hoary canopy]

the small billhook

in the farmer tier

[deep citrus]

like a guy does a 720 pretzel and all the sudden your hands are cut off

[dusk bison]

fr

[deep citrus]

is there any mods for a Naginata

[dusk bison]

imma go take a leak, wish me luck

[shell bronze]

no

but i would love to have a yari in the game

[deep citrus]

Chivalry multiplayer was fucking RANCID lmao I could not keep u pas a youngin

[deep citrus]

so trve

[primal sentinel]

typa mfs who have to tattoo left and right on their hands so they dont get em mixed up use ts

[jolly gorge]

i love the skull breaking sound, i dont know who did it but he has my honours!

[formal chasm]

throwing weapons is gonna be meta

[primal sentinel]

new one

[deep citrus]

A big mod/modpack with a group of Ashigaru and Samurai weaponry would go INSANELY hard

[shell bronze]

some guy with an axe vs you in half sword multiplayer

(he throws it perfectly at your head)

[formal chasm]

why would you mod a game thats still in demo

[deep citrus]

lmfao some guys got a youtube channe lwhere all he does is throw small dirks/daggers at people to try and get them to rage

[hoary canopy]

I got a throw kill for the first time yesterday and I felt so badass

with the hatchet too

[primal sentinel]

because its too peak to wait
duh

[formal chasm]

once the full game is out we'll robably get them

[deep citrus]

trve

I NEED A BARDICHE !!!

[primal sentinel]

workshop please 🙏🙏

THRESHING FLAIL MY KING

[shell bronze]

throwing the hatchet got me feeling like kratos

[jolly gorge]

idk why but i cant view ur videos :C

[deep citrus]

I know a Streltsy Bardiche might be pretty late-on but its my favorite type in terms of look

[primal sentinel]

i need a new weapon to slander

go'

[dusk bison]

good taste

[shell bronze]

idk why it happens to people it might be the h.265 codec

[dusk bison]

pitchfork in Peasant tier?

[deep citrus]

use my large axe as a gunrest

[primal sentinel]

long range circumsicion

[hoary canopy]

do you think the engine would be able to handle a chain knife

probably noooo maybee

idfk

[primal sentinel]

pitchfork users patiently waiting for you to fall onto their spikes

(they cant accept that the handling for it is shit)

[hoary canopy]

slander the barons poleaxe

[primal sentinel]

light work no reaction

[shell bronze]

the baron's poleaxe is genuinely dogshit

[primal sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/doggo-dog-puppy-gif-22101518

[hoary canopy]

lol

[deep citrus]

yeah trve lmao

[dusk bison]

it sucks, bad

[shell bronze]

people say the baron is too weak but if you pick up any regular weapon you will come to realize that he is actually strong as fuck

[deep citrus]

best part of playing as the Baron is just sonning tf out of the willies

[shell bronze]

the absolute state of mace users in low tiers

[primal sentinel]

light work no reaction

[hoary canopy]

bro

the little 1h mace in commoner is genuinely so dogshit

[shell bronze]

that thing sucks literal balls

[hoary canopy]

it hits when it hits but why would you ever ever use it in the same tier as longsword

[primal sentinel]

"heehee look at me im not using a bladed weapon im so quirky and silly"

[dusk bison]

it killed me once whilst not being wielded by a willie, it was laying on top of a sword and when i went to pick the sword up it flinged up into my face

[shell bronze]

the 1h mace is just cheeks

[hoary canopy]

actually most of the commoner weapons are bad
it's genuinely better to just stay as farmer for all of it even the grete champion

[shell bronze]

if i want to cheese i take the pitchfork to veteran, then swap to voulge for the rest of the run

[hoary canopy]

especially the grete champion actually
commoner champion gets messed up by any farmer polearm

[shell bronze]

commoner champion isn't too bad when you stop trying to block him/charge at him recklessly

firm strikes and good timing/footwork makes light work of him

[hoary canopy]

I swear he is more tanky tho

even at default damage settings he takes a lot of punishment

maybe that's just me

[shell bronze]

he is

that's why i play max gore so i can disarm him easily

free win card the moment his arm/hand comes off

[hoary canopy]

well if the hand comes off their done anyway

they immediately go into screaming mode

[primal sentinel]

poleaxe users when they accidently shove their spear into the ground so hard it opens up a dark fountain (it fell out of their top hand for the umpteenth time)

[hoary canopy]

all the polearms do that tho ngl

[primal sentinel]

warhammer enjoyers being cool:

[dusk bison]

i like the small poleaxe the one in knight tier

[shell bronze]

easy ways to kill commoner boss without pitchfork

[hoary canopy]

I forget which tier has the fully armored champion but his head is totally exposed

that guy is a bum

[primal sentinel]

falchion and dagger users when bastard sword:

[shell bronze]

that's veteran boss

[primal sentinel]

is that egghead

[hoary canopy]

thing is with this game is i want to use other weapons but when its so easy to just reroll until you get the good one why would you not

[dusk bison]

you can still use other weapons

[pearl ferry]

pov: bandit attempts to fight geralt of rivia

[shell bronze]

true..

[naive holly]

Because after a while winning isnt everything

Imma try to do a t2 hatchet run again, I got up to man at arms last time

[hoary canopy]

damn thats impressive

[dusk bison]

yeah

[pearl ferry]

the peasant is impressed by winning the lord is impressed by aurafarming

[hoary canopy]

you must be good at hitting the unarmored parts
me personally i prefer just hitting the willies over the head until they take a nap

[dusk bison]

art of the bonk

[naive holly]

Thats how it ended lol

[dusk bison]

damn he just snapped you in half

[shell bronze]

that's the armored combat meta

[naive holly]

Irl and in game believe it or not

[primal sentinel]

Godendag (plancon) mains trying not to glaze their weapon for more than 2 seconds ( challenge level: nightmare++)

[dusk bison]

What is your fav toby fox song goober?

[pearl ferry]

dark sanctuary 1

[deep citrus]

bro pinched you in two

[jolly gorge]

hey question, is the skull breaking sequence achievable normally without looking for it?

i always HAVE to smash their heads for like 15 mins each but i ask if it is achievable normally

[shell bronze]

me when i try to parry practice and this guy grabs me

[jolly gorge]

i still cant see the videos bro im so mad

i can see a few but not all

hey whats ur guys max record of a single life?

like the kind of ranked gamemode instead of the free mode

[shell bronze]

try using discord web if it doesn't work

[pearl ferry]

if you flub the win this bad you deserve to be knighted and promptly killed

[jolly gorge]

why did u grab his weapon bro xD

[hoary canopy]

"the good ones" ™

[pearl ferry]

aura

[jolly gorge]

that is so pussy

[jolly gorge]

i can see jaimes video

[hoary canopy]

nuh uh

[jolly gorge]

jaime can u see the other guys video??

[shell bronze]

it's definitely my h.265 codec

[jolly gorge]

idek what tha fuck that is bro

[pearl ferry]

u cant see them probably cus theyre like 400 mb each

[jolly gorge]

how many hours yall got on the demo

[naive holly]

yall are not prepared

[pearl ferry]

slight inconvenience

[hoary canopy]

bro got eviscerated

[naive holly]

so far the axe run is going well

[jolly gorge]

do u have any ibuprofen

[pearl ferry]

always aura farm ALWAYS

[jolly gorge]

u dont know nothing abt aura farm

i toss my weapon

and start punching them

waiting for them to stand up

[pearl ferry]

thats too involved you gotta be nonchalant

[jolly gorge]

slowly i just break their skulls watching them scream bro

its awesome

[astral tiger]

so when update?

[hoary canopy]

What

[jolly gorge]

2030

[silent stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1391875616701415564/giphy1.gif

[hoary canopy]

no how about you share with the class what exactly you meant by that

[jolly gorge]

yeah man tell the whole class so we can laugh with u

[still gazelle]

Long knife is best for peasant, more reach, more consistent, better stab

[jolly gorge]

LMAO

HAHAHAHAHA

[jolly gorge]

pussy behaviour

[still gazelle]

Coming from someone who has beat the challenge mode and abyss

[jolly gorge]

mace hammer for the win

[hoary canopy]

arent all the carnage knives the same length

[jolly gorge]

aura farm

[hoary canopy]

idk it doesnt really matter which ones best lol its peasant tier

[silent stag]

There is one smaller than the others

[still gazelle]

No there is the the fat blade, the teeny little pairing knife, and the long blade

[silent stag]

The cleaver has better stabbing and cutting

[still gazelle]

The first two are similar length, long blade is several CM longer

[shell bronze]

unarmored combat is so fun ❤️

[naive holly]

yeah theres the shiv/pearing knife, chefs knife, butcher knife

[still gazelle]

In my experience it sucks major baboon ball sack for consistent stabbing, and slashing is just a waste of time with knives

[naive holly]

shiv is just a worse chefs - but goated reguardless - and butcher is best for big chops

[hoary canopy]

the cleaver is better for slashing

[dusk bison]

its great for stabbing too

[hoary canopy]

I find it gets more fatal cuts that way than the other 2

[naive holly]

I'll do some t1 carnage for yall

[dusk bison]

fr

[silent stag]

Slashing for when the enemy gets too close and you cant stab

It always works

[naive holly]

Im a stabber

[dusk bison]

No way

[shell bronze]

honestly all of the knives work fine if you play right

[still gazelle]

When the enemy gets too close is when slashing is the worst with knives because your character over shoots with their arms and you slap the enemy with your elbows indtead

[naive holly]

shiv tbh my favorite istg

[shell bronze]

one good stab with any of them and you're dead anyways

[silent stag]

Doesnt mean you should use knives in peasant tier they suck ass

[pearl ferry]

any plancon annihilators in the chat

[still gazelle]

Stabbing is way more efficient in this regard as you can draw in tight to your torso then thrust straight on

[hoary canopy]

ohh that things called a plancon

[silent stag]

How do you control t3 boss sword like that, mine has anaemia

[hoary canopy]

ive always called it barbed spear

[shell bronze]

yeah of course

my point is that they all kind of just work the same

[pearl ferry]

with love and care (slower movements)

[hoary canopy]

in peasant tier if u play carnage you are automatically given a knife

[still gazelle]

I was referring to the bottom most tier where knives are the only option

[dusk bison]

Beggar?

[silent stag]

That's beggar

[hoary canopy]

oh

[torn flax]

Oi

[still gazelle]

Unless you do the free for all with chairs and shit

Then big candle stick is the goat

[dusk bison]

Candle stick meta is a thing

[still gazelle]

Hell in abyss I will run big candle stick up until tier 5-6 boss

It's just too good

[hoary canopy]

wtf im on default damage setting

[dusk bison]

hes just built diffrent, had a similar thing where i stabbed one in the gut and he just kept comming anyways

[shell bronze]

that's perfectly normal

[still gazelle]

I've literally removed hands and feet and some NPCs are just built different

[hoary canopy]

i shouldve grabbed the sword and pushed it in further
i was too scared by his aura

[torn flax]

Fuck

[hoary canopy]

oh theres 100% some kind of variable for how tanky they are regardless of your settings

no way

[torn flax]

@plush spade @vagrant comet @sullen acorn @mortal barn @craggy kernel holy shit that’s a lot of Aiden’s but we must fight over the name “Aiden” who ever calls dibs first wins (not including me)

Wouldn’t let me put all you down

[still gazelle]

I figure it's like Tarkov where some Scavs(most) match your health, but some get super health

[dusk bison]

super health? never heard of that. Thats just bad hit reg isnt it?

[still gazelle]

Scavs have 3 health pools to pick from check wiki

Default, big, bigger

Iirc

It's been a while

Tarkov sucks but I still remember a lot of stuff from before I quit

[dusk bison]

thats interesting, well thanks for sharing now i know

[hoary canopy]

im horrid at doing this

i need practice fr

[still gazelle]

I've noticed there seems to be like 2 parallel health pools for NPCs (and PC) one being physical blood level/health

The other being a pain index

[shell bronze]

you get a feel for it

[still gazelle]

Cause I've had times where I loose a limb especially when it's beneath the elbow, and I'm not dead/bleeding out

But my character gets stuck clutching their arm and only thing I can do is walk and kick

So it's like my pain health ran out but my health health is fine

Same with NPCs

In the reverse there's plenty of times where I retain full control of my character even as I actively bleed out

[shell bronze]

that 45 degree angle makes a nice difference to the overhead

[hoary canopy]

put it into words so well
being knocked out is a little weird too, there seems to be a brain damage system where taking more blunt damage reduces your motor functions

slicing wounds dont do that

[dusk bison]

yeah you get all wonky and unstable and drop your weapon sometimes

[still gazelle]

My interpretation is that head trauma permanently reduces max stamina

[primal sentinel]

Can’t choose an exact favorite

[hoary canopy]

you regenerate from it though

it's fun

[still gazelle]

As the penalty for severe head trauma matches being low on stamina

[naive holly]

oof his neck

[primal sentinel]

Big shot and tv time are cool

[pallid dove]

cheesse

[hoary canopy]

teach those polearm willy whos boss

[pallid dove]

cheese

[still gazelle]

I like parrying with pole arms

[hoary canopy]

you ever do this for literally no reason

[dusk bison]

strongest polearm user vs Longsword enjoyer

[pallid dove]

cheese

[still gazelle]

Feels very technical and intentional whereas sword parry feels more like the game doing it rather then me

[hoary canopy]

LOL

[pallid dove]

cheese

[shell bronze]

on god

#parryeverything

[primal sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/spamton-spamton-dance-deltarune-gif-11556617149541031644

Spingtong my king🙏

[pallid dove]

cheese

[still gazelle]

Should of taken a picture I had a really fun stab on a guy that just went straight up his rear

Real pain the ass it must have been for him haha

(I'll see myself out)

[pallid dove]

cheese

[dusk bison]

Indeed

[hoary canopy]

I remember one time I killed the scythe boss and as he was going down the scythe lodged itself in my skull

killed by gravity

[dusk bison]

happens more often than i would like to admit

[pallid dove]

cheese

[primal sentinel]

I need your opinion on jousting

[still gazelle]

Scythe boss has pretty much always killed me with janky physics

[primal sentinel]

As a game mode

[pallid dove]

cheese

[hoary canopy]

is that holding your weapon out in thrust and just walking forward into the enemy

oh

they'd have to model and animate horses and I don't think they want to do that

[primal sentinel]

bread

[still gazelle]

This is technically what jousting is yeah

[pallid dove]

cheese

[dusk bison]

with the physics? and horses?

prolly shouldnt

[primal sentinel]

Yes

Horse gore fr

But the thing is

You have to aim your lance at Willie yourself

[still gazelle]

I prefer not to see animal cruelty portrayed

[primal sentinel]

Like

[still gazelle]

Human cruelty on the otherhand?

Well

[primal sentinel]

Fr

[still gazelle]

[hoary canopy]

the worst is when you step on one of these bad boys and it goes straight through your foot like a loose nail

[pearl ferry]

No

[hoary canopy]

i tried to do it on purpose for the picture and it was like impossible but it happens more than once to me

[primal sentinel]

Physically aiming your lance with the mouse

[still gazelle]

Alternatively it flies up and knocks you in the dome

[primal sentinel]

There is a sort of skill factor to it

[pallid dove]

cheese

[dusk bison]

Gore? As...gore?

[still gazelle]

There is significant skill factor to real jousting

[naive holly]

yeeeeper

[still gazelle]

Atleast the sport I mean

[pallid dove]

cheese

[still gazelle]

How you aim the Lance is directly proportional to how likely you are to knock your opponent down. Plus you get points for shattering your lance

[primal sentinel]

its not my fault
she ran right in front of my truck

[primal sentinel]

Yes

[pallid dove]

cheese

[still gazelle]

But for Lancing in the field I'm not sure it really matters as long as you hit the guy they're having a bad time

[primal sentinel]

a…bad…time?

[still gazelle]

If a sharpened spear is dug into your person at 20 to 40 miles an hour, no matter where on the body that happens, it will be bad time for you

[still gazelle]

So I'm unsure of the importance of aiming for field lancing

[primal sentinel]

But what would those points go towards

For breaking the lance and such

[still gazelle]

Jousting is a sport you get points for doing different things

[primal sentinel]

Interesting

[still gazelle]

I forget all the things that score

But breaking lance, knocking your opponent down, not falling down yourself

Iirc all those things score points

Knocking your opponent down gets the most points

[primal sentinel]

Maybe it could go towards like

Armor decoration

Or smthn

[still gazelle]

The points just go towards wining the tourney my dude

I mean you might get a prize foe winning but the points are just points in the context of the game

It's like points in wrestling

Or soccer

[primal sentinel]

Ok

[hoary canopy]

why use actual swordplay when you could hit this elite move that willy doesnt want you to know about

[still gazelle]

They are meaningless outside the context of that particular event

[primal sentinel]

I have another idea for a gamemode

[primal sentinel]

Hear me out

[shell bronze]

i have another one that works

[primal sentinel]

Castle raid

[pearl ferry]

3 fps

[still gazelle]

Willy will walk into your thrust on his own accord like 50% of the time

[primal sentinel]

No but basically what it is is just an abyss reskin

[still gazelle]

I just want a mode that let's me fight endless groups

Heroic stand but endless basically

[primal sentinel]

You break into a castle with modest armor right

[still gazelle]

Also I've come to the conclusion heroic stand is talking about the 4 saps trying to fight you in full plate

[primal sentinel]

And you go through all the rooms beating off guards and getting new weapons until you reach the throne room in which you fight the baron

[still gazelle]

And not talking about you in full plate seal clubbing 4 dudes in no gear/basic protection

[pearl ferry]

the caseoh special

[shell bronze]

it works doe

[still gazelle]

Very clean

[hoary canopy]

theres that tankiness variable i was talking about earlier

it took so long for him to go down

[primal sentinel]

his tactic is so ahh that the devs crashed his game on purpose that one time

[still gazelle]

Pinning his arm to his chest is metal as fuck

[still gazelle]

Hollywood would have you believe these screenshots are in Mexico

[hoary canopy]

mexico actually looks like that for real

no joke

[primal sentinel]

Make him invert his sword into his stomach

[minor mesa]

i worked on breaking bad

[shell bronze]

shield users try not to be literal fodder challenge

[still gazelle]

I've tried in vein to stab an npc in the chest then have them fall onto the hilt driving the sword hilt deep

[primal sentinel]

There needs to be a secret thing you have to do so you get to fight Pierrot himself as a super hard boss

[still gazelle]

Shield kits are my favorite to play with

😦

Shame that npcs suck with them

[shell bronze]

using shield as a player is easy and fun

[minor mesa]

I find 1 handed weapons so difficult to use

[still gazelle]

Fun fact you can tap right click to adjust where you hold your shield

[shell bronze]

being a shield user npc you are literally worthless

[primal sentinel]

His weapon? Comically large carpenters mallet

[still gazelle]

By default you hug it to your body but you can extend it

[dusk bison]

I got attached to short sword and shield combo recently very fun on man at arms tier

[still gazelle]

The full body shield dudes are sometimes alright

Mostly by accident

[minor mesa]

I mostly just use longsword

[still gazelle]

Longsword is too goated that it gets boring

[minor mesa]

Incredibly hard for me but getting proper block or parry is really satisfying

[hoary canopy]

shield npc when you absolutely eviscerate their shins with a sweeping attack

[still gazelle]

And there aren't enough styles

[shell bronze]

me when i hold my weapon in a 45 degree left favoring overhead attack:

[still gazelle]

Depends on what weapon you have

[dusk bison]

fr fr, its either head or shins when fighting shields

[primal sentinel]

Tower pavise users trying not to cower behind their huge brick wall and actually fight

[shell bronze]

shield users when the

[still gazelle]

Coming up to you, tucked behind that thing, like a nat guards man in LA on a Tuesday afternoon

[primal sentinel]

what

[still gazelle]

Riot control dudes are basically modern day tower pavise guys

[primal sentinel]

real

[shell bronze]

i fear longswords, polearms, and the axes

[hoary canopy]

anyone know what this square sword is called
its my fav commoner weapon ngl

[shell bronze]

falchion

[still gazelle]

Yk it's kinda crazy twitch let's this game get shown at all

[shell bronze]

it has the pointy and square variants

[dusk bison]

do you specifically like the one with the blunt top or all falchions?

[primal sentinel]

Tower pavise users when I throw my javelin right through their shield landing perfectly between the eyes

[still gazelle]

But then again half the stuff twitch allows is crazy

[shell bronze]

shield users when i throw a firm and well-timed left to right attack

[still gazelle]

Square head is the most consistent

[primal sentinel]

Heavy falcion

I think

[hoary canopy]

the blunt top one feels like it has more oomf behind ti when you swing

[still gazelle]

Also pro tip if you tap alt mid swing your edge alignment is 10 times better with the falchions

[deep citrus]

PHAT falcions are very satisfying to use

[still gazelle]

Cause just tapping alt briefly sets you to stab mode and your character auto aligns the blade horizontal

[shell bronze]

i won't lie though using a shield makes this game almost as easy as using a polearm

[still gazelle]

Makes those stupid fucking bounce off cuts where your character basically throws the cut with the flat side of the blade way less common

[dusk bison]

i have to try that out later

[hoary canopy]

its annoying trying to get the best one though cause the thing comes in like 3 different lengths

[primal sentinel]

Know what they need to add to the beggar combat

Scratching

[still gazelle]

I've got the falcions and forearm shield combo down to a science

[shell bronze]

most entertaining and difficult shield combat

[still gazelle]

And biting

[primal sentinel]

I want to scratch out Willie’s eyes

[still gazelle]

Pick boring shield and you get the boring shield fight

[dusk bison]

whats your guys opinion on the very small knife size falchions that come as secondary weapons in like man at arms and veteran tier?

[primal sentinel]

I’m being dead serious cuz this is probably how any two homeless men would fight realistically

[still gazelle]

Gae and highly inconsistent

[hoary canopy]

theyre acceptable as a last resort if one of your arms is broken

[shell bronze]

idk it's lowk all the same

[still gazelle]

I've seen plenty of untrained fighters way back during school and near pubs scratching is pretty rare tbh

[primal sentinel]

They need to buff head butting for beggars

[still gazelle]

Hair pulling is probably the most frequent thing people with no experience at all go for

[primal sentinel]

But it’s funny

[dusk bison]

willy bald 😦

[still gazelle]

When they start grappling

Then it's biting

[primal sentinel]

Tear off his scalp

[still gazelle]

I actually can't remember the last time I saw someone use scratching on purpose

[hoary canopy]

but in man at arms you get full on 1 handed swords as a secondary

i dont know why the dagger is even there tbh

[still gazelle]

Things said in Halfsword discord casually:

[primal sentinel]

What about kneeing

[still gazelle]

Dagger just needs custom animation work and it would be very viable

[primal sentinel]

Solid knee to the stomach knocks the wind outta ya

[hoary canopy]

wdym custom animation

the animation is your mouse movement

[still gazelle]

It should switch to a reverse grip automatically when you grapple with one hand the knife is in the other

[shell bronze]

shield gameplay be like

[dusk bison]

dude if you could actually switch it to reverse grip the rondel and other daggers would be mad useful

[still gazelle]

That way you can just stab stab searching for the gaps under the enemies pits and at their neck

[primal sentinel]

Fr

[still gazelle]

The way real guys do it in mock fights and in period era literature/art

[shell bronze]

proper reverse grip daggers would be fun

[primal sentinel]

I feel like the rondels should have just the slightest bit of auto aim

[shell bronze]

only problem is implementing something like that

[primal sentinel]

For stabbing

[dusk bison]

agreed

[shell bronze]

in a game where you can control your dude with one mouse and 4 primary movement keys

[still gazelle]

Context based animations are very easy

And the game already has plenty

Your stab animations are just context baded

[primal sentinel]

Finisher moves

[hoary canopy]

you ever get your weapon caught on the npc's weapon and do some weird spin move to disarm them and send the weapon flying
theres no way i could start recording and hit it at will but ive done it a few times

[still gazelle]

Are you pressing a key or not

Ez

Just do are you grappling or not

And then activate the grappling animation set

[dusk bison]

usually when that happens its my weapon that goes flying

[primal sentinel]

I want them to add back the gore feature that lets you explode Willie’s face with blunt objects

And tear out his entrails

[dusk bison]

they should make helmets flying off more frequent especially for kettle hats

[primal sentinel]

I wonder if they actually read this stuff

[dusk bison]

maybe

maybe not

[still gazelle]

Yeah it's both easy and hard to do

[hoary canopy]

do you actually have to finish off the willys in abyss? i always feel like a psychopath bashing their skull over and over until they die for real

[still gazelle]

Depends on what weapon you got

[primal sentinel]

Threshing flail
Start modeling buckaroo

[dusk bison]

you dont "Have" to but its satisfying to see them fade into the floor

[still gazelle]

No just have to dmg them to the point they give up or can't stand up

[primal sentinel]

(pretty please 🙏)

[hoary canopy]

and for some reason the fading is super fucking violent in barons challenge

[still gazelle]

If they can't stand up the game will just run a timer then remove them if they don't stand up on their own

[hoary canopy]

they spazz out and get spaghettified

[dusk bison]

yeah i know right?

[still gazelle]

When they give up or die they despawn into the blood

[primal sentinel]

I stg the baron doesn’t even use the poleaxe he just tramples you

[hoary canopy]

he does halfsword and then gives you a nice big hug

thats supposed to be the players strategy

smh

[shell bronze]

the hard part is when he starts using the better weapon in his loadout (fuckass longsword)

[still gazelle]

Hard pivot I bought this Sim racing rig from a guy that conviently failed to mention he was a smoker

[shell bronze]

so if you manage to stun him enough to make him drop his polearm you best capitalize on it

[dusk bison]

yeah i always avoid hitting his arms when i can cause he can just drop the poleaxe and pull out his actually useable weapon

[still gazelle]

God this thing fucking reaks of smoke I've cleaned all like 4 times already

[primal sentinel]

Trip hm with deviously placed godendag

[shell bronze]

just use the plancon and slap him in the face

[dusk bison]

im not using that thing outta principle, billhook supremacy

[primal sentinel]

I mean me too but it’s a spike trap on a stick

[still gazelle]

I have no standards in a fight to the death

[peak heath]

one good slap to the face with a billhook and hes on the ground

[still gazelle]

A fair fight means you made a mistake

[shell bronze]

one good slap with anything that has weight and everyone in half sword is on da ground

[dusk bison]

i hate using the plancon it just makes the game too easy

[hoary canopy]

sneak in at his neck with the bardiche and he will take a nap

[still gazelle]

Paraphrasing MacArthur

[hoary canopy]

not a bardiche

whatever tf it is

voulge

[primal sentinel]

halberd ancestor

Basically

[dusk bison]

did it really come first?

[primal sentinel]

It eventually evolved into the halberd

I think

What’s your favorite era of halberd

[dusk bison]

15th century swiss halberds

[primal sentinel]

Agreed

Renaissance halberds just look dumb

They have like no structure

Some fencing manual guy even called them out on it once

[shell bronze]

me when i expect a dramatic graceful katana vs longsword fight but willie keeps trying to half sword (the most effective and realistic tactic to use with a sword against armor)

[hoary canopy]

the billhook is so crazy 😭 i just tried to bat away the plancon and accidentally took off the champions whole arm

[dusk bison]

especially the one used by the swiss guard. The papal guard

[primal sentinel]

They might look kinda cool but like

[dusk bison]

thats billhook supremacy for you

[shell bronze]

the billhook rewards retreating on your part and punishes the enemy for doing the same

[primal sentinel]

How effective is this really

[primal sentinel]

Goedendag users when the billhook has more reach then them

[hoary canopy]

i kind of wish you could adjust halfswording more
you cant even do the thing in the single combat image

well you can but not that high

[primal sentinel]

If you know how to twirl the billhook
You are epik

If you don’t

I’ll post a clip in the morning

[dusk bison]

wdym by adjusting halfswording more? Like the guy on the right or?

[primal sentinel]

Am I the only one who does this

[hoary canopy]

maybe i just dont usei t enough

[primal sentinel]

I will show you the secret technique

[hoary canopy]

it feels stiff and i dont like it, id rather just swing normally

maybe being stiff is what makes it good

[peak heath]

i normally never use the billhook unless im on baron

i just speed blitz the game with militia plancon

[hoary canopy]

this is why i dont like the billhook
if i was using the voulge here he would be dead

[austere salmon]

using greatsword and dagger is surprisingly good

you can cause a bind/grapple then grab your dirk and shank him

[dusk bison]

what variant of the voulge do you like more? The longer one or the shorter one with the sharp tip?

[hoary canopy]

longer one

more kill zone

[abstract quiver]

What good are all these stupid complex sword techniques for anyways i just swing my axe left and right until i slice an npc's head or lower body off

[austere salmon]

because you can just swipe the fucker

[abstract quiver]

Blleeeggfhfh

[hoary canopy]

in the time it would take me to thrust into the exposed bits in the armor i couldve just crushed their skull with an overhead and be done

i think the sharp tipe voulge is straight up just worse

[primal sentinel]

step back

[hoary canopy]

literally one inch

[austere salmon]

like so

[hoary canopy]

my spacing was PERFECT

smh

[abstract quiver]

So discord mobile is so fucking chopped this shit just shows me a black screen

In other words

BLLEEEGGHHGHCHFHFHGHH

[austere salmon]

i parried his spear strike then cut his throat with a zwerchau

[abstract quiver]

If i were you i would just rush and swing until i fucking

Butcher him

[austere salmon]

i butcher him surgically

[abstract quiver]

Dr house ahh

[austere salmon]

a well structured parry, then a flensing hit to end the fight

[hoary canopy]

that only works for me when the willy is already staggered although it works very well

puts them right on the ground

[abstract quiver]

"Do you have half in your special sword?"

[hoary canopy]

literally went THROUGH
voulge superiority.

billhook doesnt do this btw..

[abstract quiver]

What if guns existed in this era

[hoary canopy]

they did (in china)

[austere salmon]

dagger and greatsword

a terrifying combination when well used

[still gazelle]

And here too, it's 16th century europe

[dusk bison]

werent they like mega ass?

[shell bronze]

brave stand is genuinely fun

[austere salmon]

heavy and single shot, but powerful enough to punch through some plate maille

[still gazelle]

We're well into flintlock muskets by this point

[abstract quiver]

There would be body parts, heads, and upper and lower torsos strewn everywhere if i used a combination of two axes

[austere salmon]

yes yes we know you like your sharpened bludgeons, now pipe down ye pillow fucker

[still gazelle]

Remember Portuguese Arquebus one of the first major mass use firearms in Europe was made in the early mid 15 century

[abstract quiver]

father i crave the agonizing noises of blood gurgling from my obliterated opponents

[still gazelle]

And proto muskets had already been in use for atleast a century prior

[austere salmon]

there were also native american tribes that used such potent cocktails of drugs to shrug off bullets mid fight

until the drugs wore off, then they died

[abstract quiver]

Cuz they use their ultimate

[austere salmon]

the matchlock Fusil, of french design and usually ridiculously long

[still gazelle]

Indeed

So yeah we could totally have firearms if the devs wanted to add them

[austere salmon]

ive got a DND character thats using one, a skeletal cleric named Arthur

[serene dawn]

is it just me or does anyone love using the axe to chop people's limbs off and setting the dmg to the lowest so they take longer to die

[hoary canopy]

we are all psycho 😭

[still gazelle]

I do every now and again like to play with the dismemberment mechanics for fun

[serene dawn]

yea it's really fun

[still gazelle]

But turning down the dmg makes you a weirdo

Never thought of that

[austere salmon]

i like using real techniques with this games absurd physics to do some wild shit

[hoary canopy]

for me its when a willy particularly annoys me so i torture them

[austere salmon]

i swapped to halfswording mid thrust and got thrown 4 feet forth, impaling a guy through his plate

[still gazelle]

Some of the pain audios are very annoying

[serene dawn]

I tend to use the axe to bash people's head when they have the helmet so that they have terrible headaches without dying

[abstract quiver]

The impactful noise of my axe cleanly slicing through an abdomen followed by the sounds of choking on your own blood is orgasmic to me

[serene dawn]

mace kills them too quickky

[shell bronze]

max blood straight lagging jesus

[serene dawn]

we all need psychological evaluations

[abstract quiver]

This game is my psychological evaluation

[serene dawn]

my medal records half sword at like 1 frame per 2 seconds idk why

[austere salmon]

i do need checked for ADHD

[serene dawn]

my laptop isn't good

[still gazelle]

I do have a very satisfying but eery morbid clip where I basically cut off the willy's face from the chin to the nose

[serene dawn]

it's hard to throw the big axes

[shell bronze]

try steam recorder

[serene dawn]

it's even harder to strike the crouch because it keeps dismembering their thigh instead

idk why

I just can't lodge a axe into their crouch

[still gazelle]

Steam recorder is goated

[serene dawn]

aight

[still gazelle]

Common valve W

Just tweak it to only cap 30 to 60mins

[shell bronze]

there is something genuinely thrilling about doing a brave stand with a veteran tier loadout

[still gazelle]

The default when I set it up was 120 which was very laggy

[shell bronze]

it feels like getting jumped simulator and it's so fun

especially if you do the knight brave stand where you get to fight against enemies up to man at arms

[serene dawn]

I had a wild clip of me about to lose while using the axe and suddenly my character did an insane 360 turn right as it was about to collapse and perfectly lodged an axe into the enemy's skull

but medal clipped it in 1 frame per 2 seconds

which sucked

😭

[dusk bison]

sounds cool

[serene dawn]

ye, I like lodging things into people

tho armour makes it a pain

[still gazelle]

I forgot to clip it but I once wacked an enemy's sword into his eye

Which was very cool

[serene dawn]

oh dang

[still gazelle]

I smacked it really hard with my Longsword

And back it went right into his face

Very cool

[serene dawn]

did it lodge?

[still gazelle]

Yep

[shell bronze]

lodging stuff into people regardless of armor is what makes it extra fun

rewards precision and commitment

[serene dawn]

I can only lodge 3 weapons into them max without killing them

there is simply not enough spots when they have so many armour and die so easily

[serene dawn]

vro I can barely play half sword with the lowest settings and no blood

and it still crashes

or has lag

😭

[shell bronze]

🥀

i pray for the day my half sword fiends get devices strong enough to play it on full blast

[umbral geyser]

how do people get such cinematic shots?