halfsword-chat-⚔

[naive holly]

Actually flawless

[shell bronze]

swinging against stuff is impractical and is only for style points since your combined momentums neutralize and it just results in the same thing as a normal/more realistic parry

[naive holly]

Yeah. Using the cross guard seems way more practical and just as steezy

Imma get ridiculously stoned, and do an abyss run before bed

Bc I never play abyss

[deep shale]

ill never forget doing this

[steady ice]

the type shit they do in america when you pay $2250 for an abortion:

[shell bronze]

you know this is way easier to use and fight against veteran tier enemies

[steady ice]

just use plancon

its op

[deep shale]

shield bash

[shell bronze]

i can bring the plancon against knights and win the first 5 second of the match

[deep shale]

its fatally dangerous when you're pummeling your enemy's head in, and they can't do much about it since there's a giant slab of wood or steel in the way

[shell bronze]

it's the biggest bs pos in the game

[deep shale]

i can imagine it being really rare/expensive in the full game

[steady ice]

yea

[shell bronze]

i hate this fucking weapon

[steady ice]

btw what do you think would be the price of the full game

[shell bronze]

piece of shit

[steady ice]

indeed

[shell bronze]

20-30

[steady ice]

time to get a job

bc im broke :)

[shell bronze]

i'd pay a full 70 for this game

i make that in one hour of OT or like one and a half hour of work otherwise

[deep shale]

70's a bit too much for me. it burned me on mh wilds.
but 20? yeah aboslutely

[nimble hazel]

I suck with the spear.

[deep shale]

id sell myself into slavery to get this game

[deep shale]

i love spears

want sum advice?

[nimble hazel]

If you don’t mind

[deep shale]

2 big playstyles.
you can go for stabbing, holding your ALT key and wiggling your mouse back and forth to thrust.
or
you can go for swings, sweeping the spear like it's a pole axe and pressing X at the apex of each swing to switch hands.

[nimble hazel]

interesting

I’ve been playing since early on but stayed away from the spears🤣🤣

[deep shale]

lemme dig up a clip rq

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243049475117940736/1385710517427110019/Half_Sword_Demo_-_2025-06-20_3-58-17_PM.mp4?ex=68701b7c&is=686ec9fc&hm=d226100d57912767835760f8b3ee85d8674550944cf1716190c39caf16a49b81&

[shell bronze]

the alternative is do more precise thrusting by aiming and double clicking

[nimble hazel]

Goodness

[nimble hazel]

This is what I’ve been doing

[nimble hazel]

Good timing

[deep shale]

a lot of the spear loadouts in this game feature a shield and i can't recommend it.

its like willy cant lift spears with one hand

[shell bronze]

one handing a spear in this game is worse than using a commoner mace against a knight with no shield

[deep shale]

i use the fork in the same manner too

[shell bronze]

that's actually a GREAT idea let me try doing that

[deep shale]

pretending its a polehammer and just smashing the metal part into people

it shouldn't work yet it does

[naive holly]

Love mi candleabra

[deep shale]

lmao

[nimble hazel]

I’ll be getting off this weapon asap

[naive holly]

Ik were generally longsword snobs but like, what's your top 3 spoilance grabs

Bc spoilance is by far my favorite alternate mode

[deep shale]

big candle stick, small candle stick, gauntlets

[naive holly]

Solid choices

[deep shale]

gauntlets turn your hands into warhammers, if your enemy isn't too armored

[naive holly]

Gauntlets
Stool
Tall candleabra

[shell bronze]

that was actually fun

[naive holly]

Ohhh shit well buckler too

[shell bronze]

helmet, gauntlet, and big azz candlestick

honorable mention is the buckler

[naive holly]

Bruh I tried doing a commoner run and had to use the fkn mace t6-8

[deep shale]

buckler is crazy good

theres a bug where if you try to grapple an enemy's buckler, it glitches the hell out and possibly breaks your wrists

makes a great boxing glove

[cinder stone]

lol wuff

wuss*

[shell bronze]

it either takes one or two swings or 15

[nimble hazel]

Ah damn there goes my run first run back on the game!

[naive holly]

Buckler posting for all thr BucklerBros

[deep shale]

soup pot lid gaming

[toxic ice]

i like dual weild bucklers and using them like punching

[shell bronze]

@naive holly another fighting style

[warped apex]

kewl photo

[shell bronze]

one minute of uninterrupted commoner dual wielding combat

[mortal creek]

I swear when I have the gore slider turned up I lose limbs to actual fucking paper cuts but when I get hit with the force of a thousand suns I'm perfectly intact

[smoky relic]

Max damage + half sword enhanced strength multiplier is fun

[fierce acorn]

hse strength sucks

only hand rigid is good

and the other thing in it maybe

but the actual strength setting is so fucked

cant even get up

[river steppe]

guillotine

[bronze ice]

How Can you do that?

Pls Teach me how to do that spin kick thing

Also

[nimble trench]

hold shift have good fps and a higher sensitivity and just spin and kick it takes some some to
learn but its worth it

[bronze ice]

Speaking of New techniques I found a New way to fight

It is most useful when the opponent is not wearing any head protection

[nimble trench]

sounds interesting

[bronze ice]

You can headbutt

When the enemy has no armour on their head, just get really really close to them and look down

[nimble trench]

headbutts are good but you have to aim them otherwise u hurt yourself

[bronze ice]

Perfect when played in first person

[bronze ice]

Very true

But if you are playing free mode and on the beggar level than it is useful when you want to knock out your enemy

And it is really funny

[fierce acorn]

i love playing with a booby ice pack

i think

[bronze ice]

I just tried headbutting in max player and npc Damage and it doesn't really effect the player just makes him a Little dizzy

[bronze ice]

Wat?

[fierce acorn]

you herd me

[bronze ice]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-wat-funny-gif-4003907840302690756

[fierce acorn]

beayifuikl

[shell bronze]

@fierce acorn practicing some one handed parrying rn

game crashed and i couldn't kill the guy but here's some footage

[fierce acorn]

w nan

[grand yacht]

that looks useful

[dense mantle]

Mildly unsuccessful parry

[shell bronze]

shield combat is braindead stupid

[dense mantle]

Especially shield spear comabt.

[shell bronze]

you trade 70% of your damage dealing potential to have your entire upper body be untouchable against ai willie

[shell bronze]

lmao shield spear combat

free kills

[dense mantle]

Im a spear lover and main. but youll be DAMNED if you see me doing that boring shit

im no fuckin spartan

[shell bronze]

unfortunately we're not kratos

[grand yacht]

Even kratos got bored

And switched to axe and blades

[dense mantle]

and when he switched back to spear. he doesnt even hold them both at once

hes so peak because he staff fights with it

[dense mantle]

but then pops his shield out

[shell bronze]

i have the literal kratos build iwl

it's STUPID fun in this game

[dense mantle]

I prefer fisting kratos

beatin the FUCK outta people

Speaking of which. i got a nutty slam earlier

[warm void]

it'd be nice if I can get training weapons.

bo staffs and other stuff.

[dense mantle]

i would FUCK with a staff

[shell bronze]

they got mods

you can get one

[warm void]

willie smilng is so odd.

[warm void]

I know, but it'd be better if we can get it in the demo build of the game.

2nd thing I need is a map with spikes either on wall or floor.

[grand yacht]

btw how do y'all sheathe the sword?

[warm void]

hold E

or Q

depends on which hand your using

[dense mantle]

Absolute peak. you should put the all white set on with the partial red pants

POV: youre baldur

[warm void]

gng what is that build

[shell bronze]

the kratos build

[dense mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-anger-rage-temper-tantrum-noo-gif-19623014

[shell bronze]

for when i want braindead entertainment and goofing around

[shell bronze]

TRUE

[grand yacht]

This morning I was so close to defeat baron

[dense mantle]

Use plancon

[grand yacht]

But he suddenly switched to his long ass sword

[dense mantle]

spiky stick thing

[dense mantle]

yeah thats the fuck you button. he unsheathes it and presses the you lose button

its fucked

[grand yacht]

Fr

[dense mantle]

one single skin cell of wilhelms touched

hes disintegrated

All he will ever know after is ash

[grand yacht]

I took that golden club thingy from the ground and hit his head hard a few times and he dropped his spear

[warm void]

get a big stick,knock them on the floor, then put big stick spiky part on their neck

it works trust

[fierce acorn]

i do that

because i cant really stab that well in halfs wor

[dense mantle]

please learn how to. its so peak. use Alt, and position always a little to the left

[grand yacht]

I double click for stabbing

[dense mantle]

bad bad

use alt

[fierce acorn]

ik that

i mean with spears

[dense mantle]

yeah, you should alt stab with spears.

[grand yacht]

My brother told me to use alt too but

I couldn't

[warm void]

does right alt work too

[dense mantle]

idk im right handed

[shell bronze]

@dense mantle

[dense mantle]

yeah heres another clip. the trick is to aim to the left and dow

[dense mantle]

holy fuck nice throw. wilhelms cheating. he shouldve froze solid

[dense mantle]

oh also in this you can see how you can use alt to push and pull your enemy to position them

it also allows for good defence

[shell bronze]

dude it actually did the fucking multiple homing axe attacks from the game @dense mantle

[dense mantle]

now it just needs to comeback

man i want to get on ragnarok now and finish my Give me God of War playthrough

but man. ITS SO FUCKING HARD

Sigrun might just be harder than melania. i only fought her on the hard mode and she gave me almost as much trouble

[lost rover]

does anyone else use spears like a bayonet attached to a gun?

[shell bronze]

bruh she was difficult as fuck

[strong mango]

hi

[dusky heron]

I feel like the voulge is deadlier than the plancon when in the player's hands. The AI just never knows how to properly wield polearms

oh sht it recorded the note

[lapis marsh]

the poleaxe is even deadlier

[tulip sentinel]

Send cute Willie pics pls for my mom

[grizzled geyser]

who else thinks they should add multiplayer when it releases???

[fiery cobalt]

what's the point of going to the abyss when i die?

[coarse tide]

how to have azerty on the game

[fiery cobalt]

damn grete champ keeps 1 shotting me xD

YEEAH i made him drop his axe

[fiery cobalt]

how do you move so cleanly? 😮

i just had to kick 3 people to death to win the abyss ._.

[hot sand]

#faq

[worthy hearth]

gotta say i hate the sweet spot in the hip area

makes fights end too fast

def realistic tho

[hard mural]

Are the Scandinavian gauntlets historical?

They look fantasy

[wet stump]

same with the spot just below the collarbone next to the shoulder

[wet stump]

i think so, they try to make everything in the game historical

[worthy hearth]

eh that one is fair personally. lungs innit

[wet stump]

"This particular design is from the medieval museum in Stockholm."
-the #work-in-progress message lol

[hard mural]

Oh

Lmao

[midnight leaf]

does anyone know why my game crashes as soon as someone (me or an enemy willie) gets hit in the abyss?

[wet stump]

and irl, its difficult to deflect it inwards as the enemy still has time to stab you while your deflecting it, tho thrusts in this game definitely need some work to be realistic

[wet stump]

u got a really good pc or meh pc

[midnight leaf]

meh laptop, it can handle blood and gore fine

happens with my other laptop too

[wet stump]

do u have it set to dx11 instead of dx12

cause dx12 can cause some issues

[midnight leaf]

idk what dx12 or dx11 mean 😔

[wet stump]

directx is kinda weird cause my directx diagnostics says my pc can run dx12 but both half sword and fortnite have serious issues when it's set to that

[midnight leaf]

it was on dx11

[wet stump]

no idea then

try all the settings

verify installation (although i dont think thats the problem since you have the problem on both laptops)

[fiery cobalt]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/11549686803592830091/1D2B378382F0D2A1C8B2F94583AFA3B2293305C4/

hmm vid won't pop up

[stable rivet]

dx12 isn't as stable as dx11 is, despite me having good specs, it eats up a lot more fps than it should

i wouldn't recommend it

[astral tiger]

yooo how did you do this?

[white prairie]

okay so i just beat knight diff and it says prepare youself for the challenge but the top rank is just me with no wepon and a gambison

also when i press play demo with the knight it says low rank thing +1 and i have to get 11 points or somt

[ember quartz]

It's crazy good. Not as good as the billhook, but really good nonetheless.

[white prairie]

what do i do

[ember quartz]

Play it, it's the final fight and it's difficult.

[white prairie]

with what to play

the last tier or the knight

[ember quartz]

Pretty sure you have to do the ultimate challenge as the baron.

That's how it was the last time I did it atleast.

[white prairie]

baron?

i dont get it

do i play with the knight tier that apparently does have more progression or the lsat guy with no wepons

nevermind all the lower tiers have more progression

[ember quartz]

To actually do the challenge you have to use Baron (top tier).

[white prairie]

i did it and got nothing agients a guy with an axe and when i beat him another one came and then another, he killed me

am i doing this right

[ember quartz]

Yeah, it's supposed to be a thing where you start unarmed and you pick up enemy weapons and armor to progress in the arena until you fight the final boss.

[white prairie]

kk thanks

[fathom crypt]

will there be multiplayer in game?

[ember quartz]

#faq message

[white prairie]

also if i leave the game the progretion will still be there right?

progression

[fiery cobalt]

hoho i 1 shot the veteran's boss by cutting his head in half

[gilded breach]

yes ur progress will no longer reset once u reach ult challenge (which is where ur at rn)

once u beat it ull get a lil something and the thing resets

[white prairie]

👍

[astral tiger]

in half - swold?

[fiery cobalt]

yeah?

no deaths up to knight 😄

the knight boss is too easy, mine spawned with an axe

a good 4-5 whacks with the mace and he's down

how do i heal in the baron's challenge?

if i can even heal

[solemn holly]

healing is passive

but it's very slow

[fiery cobalt]

i was handless for like 3 minutes before i had to just die to 3 militiamen

it should get changed to how the old abyss was where you heal on kill

[ember quartz]

Yeah, about that...

You don't. lol

Just don't get hit.

🤷‍♂️

https://youtube.com/shorts/EkITLr4IeGo?feature=share

[night heath]

Yo yall I beat the game but I cant restart. I wanna be a bagger again but it aint lettin me. Why?

[fiery cobalt]

goddamn i was doing well and i get fatal error'd

i was at the veteran stage with a spike mace :l

[ember quartz]

Turning down gore helps to mitigate those crashes.

I feel for you though.

I crashed a few times on the last stage and it reset me to beggar.

[fiery cobalt]

oh rip

im doing baron's so luckily all my progress on that part is saved

just gotta reset my baron run

[stable rivet]

a bagger?

walmart could probably hire you

[ember quartz]

Delete your save file in your file explorer and it'll reset.

[night heath]

thnks man

[night heath]

thnk u too man

[stable rivet]

np my man

[radiant pollen]

the game refuses to launch i started the game and then the game froze and i used task manager to strike it down but now it wont launch

nvm the game is not the issue my pc is shitting it self well more likely windows

[fiery cobalt]

I BEAT THE BARON FIRST ENCOUNTER

IT TOOK SO LONG

[radiant pollen]

cool

[fiery cobalt]

it was like an 8 minute slap fight of disarming him of all his weapons lol

[grand yacht]

Game is crashing too much man

[brazen wing]

game still due for this year? subnautica 2 just got delayed and i'm feeling pessimistic and sad about game devs

i know the good folks of halfsword wouldn't do me like that.

[lethal crag]

yes, due this year

anywhere between october to the end of the year

[brazen wing]

fuck yeah

forehead kisses

[lethal crag]

from what ive been told, they are working their hats off every day for this to made possible- like work shift hour development time per day (i think)

[brazen wing]

that's the mentality ya gotta have

one should treat a business like a business

frankly i could forgive them for a delay

their demo alone has supplied me with probably 100 hours of gameplay already

i should be throwing money at them already

they've earned it

is there some kickstarter or something i'm unaware of? frankly at this point it would be wrong of me not to put money in the hat

[lethal crag]

i think there used to be

probably not anymore

[naive holly]

Alright so Im loving this. You everuse a bastard sword even tho theyre terrible?

[naive holly]

Has always been my thoughts too. Patron, ko fi, anything.

But there isnt.

[ember quartz]

What's your guys' opinion on the two billhooks? Anyone else have a preference?

[naive holly]

The peasant billhooks? Or is there a second polearm variant i havent known about

[ember quartz]

There's the raven's beak and the nash headed one.

Specifically the pole arm.

[ember quartz]

Bro out here making pirates.

I like the look of the Raven's Beak variant a lot more. It also can stab and has reach, but the Nash is a little more controllable which makes it fun, but not nearly as practical.

I would choose Raven's Beak 100% though.

[naive holly]

Im not versed in the terminology so I can't identify those on the names,

But off context I assume Ravens Beak is the three pronged sharp bill, and the Nash is the simple curved bill

[naive holly]

Yuppp

Context clues go crazy

[naive holly]

I agree here. Nash is easier to control which can be nice but Ravens has more versatility

[ember quartz]

It's just way too easy to swang that thang, so it's hard to hate. Looks ugly though, so it's hard to come back from that for me.

[gloomy locust]

how come when my willies arm is off he wont fight

he just grips his arm and lets himself die

[naive holly]

Uhh

Try losing your arm and still fighting, and not bleeding out or writhing around on the ground

[tender quest]

im like that if i stub my toe

[naive holly]

I dont mind the aesthetic, it definitely isnt fancy but, as long as she aint rusted out

[ember quartz]

Getting a limb cut off it a pretty good motivator to kind of just stop.

[naive holly]

Someone made a feedback post about this too

Like, "how come?" Well, because????

[gloomy locust]

well my willy has balls of steel

[naive holly]

He does not

[gloomy locust]

ik irl you probably wouldnt wanna fight

but my willy does

[lost rover]

can i ask a question in here since modding chat is dead

[gloomy locust]

how is willy supposed to stab if hes crying about his lost limbs

[ember quartz]

Your Willy hasn't met me.

[lost rover]

this is a special aspect of medieval games

fighting games to be exact

[gloomy locust]

bc in the original demo you could still fight w/ severe limb damage

now your willy just pussies out and dies

[tender quest]

things change

pain is simulated

[ember quartz]

"Pussies out" is crazy.

[brazen wing]

you would be surprised what adrenaline can do

[ember quartz]

Your Willie is also more likely to drop things when they get hurt.

[gloomy locust]

i remember my willy would have a little bit of flesh on his skeletonized arm and he'd still kick ass like no tomorrow

bring back badass willy

[naive holly]

Naur

[gloomy locust]

as long as you took time out of combat to heal you could still fight

[naive holly]

Yeah passive healing is only in the abyss and it takes forever.

[brazen wing]

it would not be unrealistic necessarily to give him a few seconds of swing-ability after taking severe limb damage to simulate the end of an adrenaline dump

[gloomy locust]

well that sucks since there is no form of active healing other than winning in gaunlet - which is prevented by your willy being a bitch and dying

[naive holly]

Just surrender and lose one point it aint that bad

[ember quartz]

Don't get hit.

[brazen wing]

when a man comes at you with intensity and ill intent one probably is not inclined to stop trying to defend himself even through injury

[tender quest]

pretty much boils down to skill issue

[brazen wing]

• adrenaline dump

[gloomy locust]

even the enemy pussies out when i chop his arm off

hes still got another perfectly good arm

[brazen wing]

this is why first touch fencing is very stupid imho

[gloomy locust]

why isnt he fighting me?

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[naive holly]

Yeeeeh imma make some breky

[astral tiger]

How tall is the baron?

[ember quartz]

Tall.

[gloomy locust]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-black-knight-flesh-wound-gif-4559274

[ember quartz]

🙂

[gloomy locust]

i want my willies to fight like this guy

[astral tiger]

2m+

?

[ember quartz]

Definetly.

[ember quartz]

He's a giant.

[gilded breach]

are u using a reshade? armor always looks rly dark in ur clips

[tender quest]

just dx12 on medium

[naive holly]

Medium??? Be so fr looks great

[gilded breach]

ahh that makes sense. dx12 melts my shit

[gloomy locust]

bruh the gifs wont embed

[ember quartz]

You need to rank up.

[gloomy locust]

i dont intend to chat everyday here

[gilded breach]

https://tenor.com/view/darkskull312-darkskull-gif-8214760255115383400

[gloomy locust]

just give my opinion that willies are being pussies

and need to fight harder

to the death

[ember quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mafia-boss-city-level-up-gif-26419484

[gloomy locust]

for my entertainment

[naive holly]

Then, you shan't need to post media

[tender quest]

then dont worry about gif perms

[naive holly]

How you been here for literally 364 days and not sent 120 messages

[gloomy locust]

because i just look at the wip posts

has it actually been 364 days

[naive holly]

Yeah i looked to see if you just joined today bc of your confusion 💀

[gloomy locust]

idk i remember when willies were straight up killing machines

feels like they got downgraded

[naive holly]

Download enhancer use the no pain function if its hindering your experience so much

[gloomy locust]

???

whats enhancer

like for example (id send a pic but no perms) im playing the team fight and my arm got chopped off

so the best i can do is just push the enemies into my teammates

but i have a perfectly good other arm

[naive holly]

Half sword enhancer mod on nexus

Then your willies can behave like this

[ember quartz]

Bro turned Half Sword into a horror game.

[ember quartz]

The first person view makes it look so much more terrifying.

[naive holly]

It can get horrendous im trying to find other horrifying examples lol

[ember quartz]

I might have to get enhancer just to fight zombie Willies.

[naive holly]

This is specifically the one I was looking for lol @gloomy locust

[gloomy locust]

thats terrifying

[naive holly]

Its what you wanted

Willies that won't stop

Even if they cant keep going

[tender quest]

ahhh jeez

[waxen summit]

This is funny. Back when demo was just abyss, I used to turn both damage adjustments all the way down, just because.

Ended up a screaming skeleton before I stopped.

[brazen wing]

when is greatsword going to behave like a greatsword again thats what i wanna know

[ember quartz]

He just standing there! MENACINGLY!

[brazen wing]

they made it so clunky and awkward

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/dad-turn-meme-look-at-gif-16992106093980404324

[waxen summit]

omfg

xD

[brazen wing]

i dont get if

[naive holly]

Absolutely perfect reaction

[tender quest]

greatsword is kinda my thing

[ember quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/bloodcartier-gif-25860033

[naive holly]

Militus is greatsword CEO

[brazen wing]

greatsword is my IRL thing

i do montante in hema

[tender quest]

you can do many techniques with greatsword you just gotta practice, like irl

get the heavier variant and its easier imo

[brazen wing]

there is a stark contrast between how a real greatsword performs and how it performs in game which is very out of line with most other weapons

[brazen wing]

its mostly the fluidity between guards im talking about i think

i can get chains of unterhaur/oberhau somewhat decently but it doesnt feel the same as the playtest

[naive holly]

Demo physics are looser than the playtest and more momentum based

Less stiff and unnaturally responsive

[tender quest]

i agree the playtest felt the best for me, i had to relearn everything once they changed something, the weights i think or the handling

[brazen wing]

yeah its something which feels
particularly off with GS

dont get me wrong its not terrible

[ember quartz]

I liked the changes, but I also had to get the feel for polehammer again.

[brazen wing]

but definitely lacking

i would love to see the ability to do zverchs added too

[ember quartz]

I can't wait to see that teased weapon customizer.

[brazen wing]

would be weird control wise but really cool

[tender quest]

whats that

[brazen wing]

true to false edge cuts

so essentially

pivoting the handle on your thumb to present the opposite edge of the blade

[tender quest]

do you have an example? i might of done it without realising

im not good with all these terms people throw around

[naive holly]

So its very possible, just cant tell if its intended or not

[tender quest]

carved his head out like a pumpkin

[naive holly]

Ouch. When stabs hook the face like that it always gets me

[mental kelp]

#1263248218297339915 message the best you can do atm

Can’t go back from left to right

Afaik

[tough yew]

le greatsword

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1292912758886760478/VersionTest54_2024-10-07_19-12-07_-_Trim.mp4?ex=6870ab96&is=686f5a16&hm=85be02d10ab312508162b6f6b142d89f91ff5b0859f6daae2d6070bd4e66847e&

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1331419871543820298/VersionTest54_2025-01-22_00-26-35_-_Trim.mp4?ex=68710321&is=686fb1a1&hm=2b69b1425b568a24b1b19674db1264cad6914a3ec3bc076d3afbe364063ecd83&

[spice copper]

im sorry this cant be a coincidence

one of yall

who made the trainer mod updated to 0.5 demo

i spawned a fucking gambeson and this shit

wiped out

my fucking POWER

THE ELECTRICITY TURNED OFF

[naive holly]

How tf

[spice copper]

I DONT KNOW

THAT SHIT WAS NOT TIMING

who made the trainer mod whats his name again 🥀

[naive holly]

Uhhh massclown

Idk if he still works on it tho

Just get enhancer tho its pretty much got everything trainer does with a nicer UI

[shell bronze]

trainer so powerful it killed bro's power

[naive holly]

Ong

[naive holly]

Uhhh unless you installed from github, trainer hasn't been updated for the new demo 💀💀💀

[spice copper]

github zeah

yeah*

fresh installed

[naive holly]

Ok cool that makes sense then he just hasn't updated on nexus

[spice copper]

is there maybe another trainer that works

that will not make me a cyber terrorist

[naive holly]

Half Sword Enhancer on Nexus

Are you just trying to spawn stuff or?

[wooden socket]

bro is NOT michael myers 😭

[brazen wing]

i have shit internet right now but youtube HEMA zwerchhau

youll see what im talking ab

[barren hemlock]

wait guys can a bad pc run half sword?

cuz i have a really bad graphics card soooo

[naive holly]

How bad. The game takes a lot to run

What are the specs

[open grove]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kDytYS8YZQnTTAvC5

[fiery cobalt]

these fatal errors on baron are so annoying

is there a way to reset my progress without having to kill baron again?

[weak crescent]

Probably not the first to get this but very funny lol

[soft osprey]

Yes

[pearl ferry]

Willie is body goals

[lean niche]

🚫 Sir Moai of Easter, you need to wait 10 minutes to use that command again.

[soft osprey]

Okay well you got wait

[fiery cobalt]

i type it here?

[fiery cobalt]

ah ty

[summer brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1320835013847285842/1392902022751322152/Half_Sword_Demo_-_2025-07-10_12-15-09_PM.mp4?ex=68713899&is=686fe719&hm=dc9c4d1df9fdf678c9e5374c2874628658afe6a80c5b2cc4fd4ea4866ac2df34&

[pearl ferry]

can u tell how much fun im having

[light garnet]

the most scuffed battle in half sword history

neither of us is dying

yes i stole his shield and put it on my back for protection

[fiery cobalt]

i cant find the saves lol

[naive holly]

Did you follow the guide

[fiery cobalt]

yup, game's not on my appdata

[naive holly]

Might be hidden, I think if you go to view in file explorer, you should be able to unhide all

Also just for clarifications sake, its localappdata not just appdata

Bc they are two different locations

[fiery cobalt]

found it, thank you very much ^^

didn't know about the localappdata

[light garnet]

FUCK

cleaved immediately

[pearl ferry]

Walk it off champ

[soft rune]

do enemies in the final/baron tier get a health buff?

i feel like i do 0 damage, rn this dude w 1,5 arms is still walking around, others barely flinch from massive cuts

also i somehow never face anyone and thus never get a two handed sword above tier 3 in the baron tier

[latent moon]

bro acted like i slashed his heart

[barren hemlock]

We're talking Intel UHD graphics 💀

[pearl ferry]

damn that exchange was sick

[shell bronze]

intel uhd is cooked

[scenic isle]

i made a fingerless willie 😄

[barren hemlock]

I KNOW 😭

[shell bronze]

with armor and that shield all you need to do is crouch and you're unkillable

[naive holly]

@tender quest so I tried medium dx12 and my game might actually run smoother that way.

Do you do better on:

Medium Dx12
or
High Dx11

This question is open to anyone btw, just trying to see what's up.

[tender quest]

medium dx12

[naive holly]

Thanks for the response sorry for the ping

[old current]

Does anyone know how to prevent a longsword from trapping your hand in place when sheathed? For some reason it keeps happening and ruins ultimate challenge runs

[shell bronze]

not really much you can do in that regard i fear

in theory you can sheathe the other way and see if that improves it or not

[old current]

alright thanks

[vestal tartan]

yo when are we getting the full game

[midnight jasper]

oh so willie was in wizard war. poor victim of "mend buttcrack"

[solemn holly]

early access is q4 2025

so the full game will be probably 2027-2028

[vestal tartan]

tf i started playing the demo in like 2022, why does it take so long. Is the game going to be realy big or som

[solemn holly]

it's not going to be really big, but it's the first game of a small indie dev studio

[midnight jasper]

there may be a lot of reasons why games from small studios on individual dev teams may take so long to release game. really a lot of reasons

[solemn holly]

they only recently acquired funding and publishing in 2024 from game seer

[midnight jasper]

usually game developing is slow process

[vestal tartan]

real

[solemn holly]

before that they were just running on willpower i assume

now it's willpower AND money

[midnight jasper]

im still fascinated that you can play this for free until EA

[white sierra]

RKO off the top rope

[little verge]

Development of HS started in late 2019 early 2020. Since that time the team has expanded and many iterations of the game have been tested. In 2024 Half Sword Games became an official studio and partnered with Game Seer.

This partnership has allowed for the team to work on the game full time. Before this time everyone on the development team was still juggling day jobs and development was a part time project.

[amber shadow]

in trying to play the game and im having a blast but it keeps crashing 😭

although i got some dudes killed in small buhurt in the most looney tunes, goofy way

[mint wadi]

Off with his head!

Also, turn blood down if you're having crashing issues. Another thing that causes crashing is punching helmets with metal gauntlets.

[amber shadow]

hit one with a halberd, he was like "ouch ouch", and was standing, but on the verge of stumbling and dropping dead. then i slammed my halberd into his friend's head, who stumbled INTO HIS OTHER FRIEND and they both fell and died

[amber shadow]

awww ok

[amber shadow]

i have a screenshot but i dont have perms so sadly nooo

[mint wadi]

The voulge is so silly lol

I love it.

[amber shadow]

wait is it possible for you to snap someone's neck in the game?

[mint wadi]

Yes.

[amber shadow]

oh yeah it definitely is

i just heard it in slow mo

rip in pepperonis

[midnight jasper]

yep

im doing max damage with bludgeon only and i love crack sound

[placid coyote]

if you poucb them really hard

[midnight jasper]

(commoner at max damage is scary. death by a papercut)

[placid coyote]

id love to fist fight 3 other willies

[amber shadow]

it happens to me mostly when im doing my greatest tactic (flail my mouse back and forth)

and i hit them REALLY hard with the little wooden side of my spear or weapon

[placid coyote]

ya

[little verge]

Come kick it in stream!

https://www.twitch.tv/reaper_link

[mental kelp]

disarm

[sweet hamlet]

anyone know how to parry longswords with shorter weapons like daggers?

[soft osprey]

With the blade part

[sweet hamlet]

I was hoping for a useful answer

[mint wadi]

The fucked up thing is it really is basically what moai said if you already know how to use the auto parry system built in when you press shift.

[sweet hamlet]

huh, parry only works with shift?

[mint wadi]

It certainly helps.

[sweet hamlet]

low-key I think the downfall of this game is that nobody knows how to explain anything, it's all just "skill issue"

[mint wadi]

It's not even out yet. There's no downfall to be had.

[sweet hamlet]

do I need to beat ultimate challenge to ask questions?

[shell bronze]

depends on your attitude

[shell bronze]

you really don't

you're better off just going for well-timed stabs

the minimum length for reliable blocks/parries in this game is the one handed sword

and even then doing so is not very advisable unless you have a shield to back you up

[sweet hamlet]

well I got the baron for the first time

I appreciate the answer at least.

[shell bronze]

congrats

[sweet hamlet]

I hate having to disable/lower blood at later stages of the challenge, blood feels like an important source of feedback

[shell bronze]

it is but i've learned to just rely on sound + how hard i swung

or decapitations since i play on max gore

[dense token]

can you get mods?

[little verge]

#modders-guild-hall Check pins.

[bronze ice]

I learned how to do that

If you die and win át the same time and go to the next fight then it happenes

[sleek nacelle]

are the gruesome levels difficulties or?

are they just kinda there

[soft osprey]

The gore selection affects dismemberment

In a way, easier the higher you go but also harder as it affects you as well

[sour cloak]

could you rate my art

[soft osprey]

8/10

You’re welcome

[sour cloak]

#art-🎨 message

gracias

[soft osprey]

Not bad at all. Though I don’t make models so idk how hard it is haha but looks good so far

[mental kelp]

dramatic af willie ragdoll

[dense bear]

bro that is not dramatic

[naive holly]

@shell bronze

[mental kelp]

He floated back a good foot defying the laws of physics

staying plateaued for awhile

[mint wadi]

Wow, it's almost like he got hit in the fucking face with the pommel of a sword and tried to step away

[mental kelp]

Ok

[mint wadi]

That was meant to be funny, not argumentative. Unfortunately, you can't convey that through text.

[dense bear]

its in him

its inside of him

[pearl ferry]

you can you're just not good at it

practice makes perfect tho

[mint wadi]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1376347305166504027/InShot_20250526_095135935.gif

[shell bronze]

first good strike to land wins always

[twilit escarp]

some pretty clean cuts there

[sullen roost]

bro i always crash after a few round in the final battle of the gauntlet, always when im doing good too 😭

[lime perch]

yo gang

[shell bronze]

gotta turn blood down or off

[sullen roost]

aight ty

[shell bronze]

yeah it's just the nature of the current blood system

[summer brook]

why did the sword skip a few frames to touch him

[sullen roost]

gore too or nah?

[shell bronze]

gore is fine it's just for decapitation

[sullen roost]

ok

[sullen roost]

it worked

[sullen roost]

i got to the final boss but imedietly died 😭

[shell bronze]

there you go bro

now kill him

[plain carbon]

yo

i need help

[sullen roost]

i imedietly got stabed by one of his butt spikes

[plain carbon]

i open Half Sword but i cant do anything

the clicks doesnt work

[lean niche]

Gore Selection BUG

Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!

Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall

IMPORTANT

Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.

Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.

Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.

[plain carbon]

WOW

THANK U

[naive holly]

I thought that was weird too, probably my pc just being shit and stuttering on contact

Morningstar goated

[floral imp]

er

wrong chat

[plain carbon]

LOl

[floral imp]

stfu

[zenith sparrow]

Got recommendations for game mechanics, my insight as a Buhurt fighter, the point I would like to raise might have already been considered though

[shell bronze]

use it against knight/man at arms for a good training exercise

[naive holly]

Raise it then

[velvet hamlet]

will burgundy be added to halfsword?

[lime perch]

Will halfsword be adding a BMW m3 320d?

[velvet hamlet]

would be nice to see burgundian heraldry being done

[zenith sparrow]

Well as I say it's probably been covered but the Devs could have a look in at how it hurts to be struck even when wearing armour.

To translate into game mechanics if you are hit on an area that is armoured, it still stuns you.

[velvet hamlet]

plus the elaborate flamboyant harnesses

[velvet hamlet]

i aint joking i meant ducal burgundy from 15th century

they're litteraly set off from france during the timespam of the game

plus they're major european power i guess

would be damn cool to see they add heraldic implements to armour and other fancy stuff

no doubt that may come i guess

[naive holly]

This does currently happen to some degree, getting hit with blunt weapons even in the body drains stamina and can make you stumble.

Limbs are breakable too with a hard enough hit, even in armor

[lime perch]

I wasn't making fun of you brother don't worry 😄

[velvet hamlet]

sorry its ok

[wooden socket]

is it bad that i have like 221.4 hours in this game total (demo and playtest)

[fierce acorn]

damn

[sleek gull]

live in 5 (link in bio)

[mint wadi]

I don't remember what I had in the playtest.

Somewhere around 130 or something.

[wooden socket]

do you not have the demo

[mint wadi]

I have the demo.

[crude flower]

I have probably 800 by now

[mint wadi]

Sent wrong.

[crude flower]

Got 100 in the classic demo

Got like 500 in the playtest

200+ in the new demo

[sleek gull]

400 on classic playtest

[wooden socket]

man i still have plenty of half swording to do then

[crude flower]

I even have more halfswording to do

[wooden socket]

tbh i havent even beaten the abyss yet really so i cant even say ive half sworded fully

cant wait for the half sword movie casting THE willie face himself as willie

and his iconic line "first we half, then we sword, let's half sword!" before he falls over due to some glitch with a crate in the abyss and gets his skull crushed by another willie with a candlestick

[latent moon]

what in the hell is willie using on me

that is worse than reverse grip

[summer brook]

your left hand got cut off then something probably changed with the grip

[latent moon]

nah but look at his grip

[wooden socket]

the reverse squared grip

[cyan crow]

this game took me 60 hours to fully beat it without guides

[summer brook]

https://tenor.com/view/petr-valek-diy-music-noise-the-vape-gif-16559772846991413508

[cyan crow]

bro

😭

[soft osprey]

I am so confused at this

[summer brook]

music

[lapis marsh]

The doohickey

[mint wadi]

I think it's a....one of them wire phones? Like, the experiment where you attach the wire to a can and then to another and talk into it. It's supposed to be a response to a shitty opinion maybe?

[robust crag]

when do we get new update

[lapis marsh]

Q4 this year

[robust crag]

😢

[gilded breach]

itll be a very big update tho

[mint wadi]

yuge

[shell bronze]

upbadged poverty spec model is crazy

[lime perch]

Hey! It purrs aswell

[elfin abyss]

devs please fix the damage system.. im getting POKED in the ass and getting one tapped by a fuckin' knife

[placid coyote]

its letting me fistplay as the baron

[lime perch]

Getting stabbed does sometimes lead to fatal consequences

[elfin abyss]

bro im talking in the arm

[ocean wing]

hi why wont the secondary music track stop playing despite me muting the music

[elfin abyss]

i also got slapped on the ass by a small axe and i one tapped

but when i do that they stay alive

[naive granite]

what are yall thoughts about this clip i just got

[placid coyote]

how do you do that

grappling

[naive granite]

first i run into their legs

hold both mouse clicks and punch with left arm

when it connects i grab them

then do the same with the other arm

then get my posture up

eventually they ragdoll

[naive granite]

you dont have to hold both mouse clicks you can do it one at a time

i prefer one at a time but both works

this is nothing

once there was a guy that was doing flying armbars

[placid coyote]

thank you

[naive granite]

np,it takes practice

[soft osprey]

You’ve never been stabbed before by a sword and it shows

[lapis marsh]

Clearly you don’t have a hole in your arm

I feel like having a large sharp metal pole go through your arm would hurt a little

[lavish sapphire]

have u ever made them do the unique scream

[naive granite]

yeah

[lavish sapphire]

it only happens when they are in the air

[naive granite]

yeah you can still do that

[placid coyote]

the baron's poleaxe is fun when half sworded

[lavish sapphire]

the way grappling works is weird, if you grab the legs and arms they feel very heavy but if you grab the very lowest part of their back/top of hips then they feel very light and u can lift them over ur head

[soft osprey]

This guys been stabbed before 😎

[naive granite]

yeah and grappling has so much potential

it auto grabs the hands and the head and lets it go all the time

that makes it hard to grapple

[lavish sapphire]

i hope they add more ways to grapple, i wanna do stuff like chokeholds, disarming, and throwing the enemy over my shoulder

[naive granite]

you can disarm people

disarming is pretty easy actually,but the other 2 is really hard

chokehold can be done but they dont get choked out

[lavish sapphire]

well yea but its not that easy with just hands

[dapper coral]

Q4 update on christmas gonna be lit

[lavish sapphire]

ive seen people snap necks with purely grappling, have you ever done that?

[naive granite]

its pretty easy actually,you need to hold the hand theyre holding and kinda twist it they let the weapon fo

[naive granite]

yes

but those are glitches

or mods

[lavish sapphire]

can u snap knees and elbows with just grappling too?

[naive granite]

you can slam the enemies into the ground and snap knees and such

[naive granite]

not directly

[naive granite]

this

[elfin abyss]

brother im talking bout a small knife

[soft osprey]

Bros clearly never been stabbed by a knife before and it shows

[nimble swan]

how do i reset my progress i made it to the last rank and its not letting me reset

[soft osprey]

Gotcha

[elfin abyss]

im going to slap you with a pitchfork

[nimble swan]

tysm

[naive holly]

Hello gang

MOAI IN DA CHAT

[elfin abyss]

hello reclaimer

i killed moai with a pitchfork

[naive holly]

I am waiting around at the er bored af and my ritalin is leaving my system so I am just so slumped

Not even clips bring me joy rn

[elfin abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-meme-meme-funny-hs-gif-4014222138429289742

[wind charm]

what about these clips
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1393015456704761907/14.mp4?ex=6871a23d&is=687050bd&hm=485616102f0682335feebf513f09b5c2ef3da0eafefbe5f540d5103f02fb8462&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1393015453160571020/11.mp4?ex=6871a23d&is=687050bd&hm=98e5877203417ce2e26d6b5fbc8aa49c76877b03156ed22cd61d862a2314e865&

[naive granite]

watch this

[naive granite]

.

[elfin abyss]

and great i got stabbed in the arm once and died instantly

[analog pelican]

ill be fine, right?

[twilit sinew]

yeah i dont really like how sometimes you can tank a stab the the face but youre knife will bounce off someones shirt

[manic cradle]

add onion armor to the game

[analog pelican]

WHY DID I GET CUT IN THE LEG AND ISNTANTLY DIE

[twilit sinew]

im not playing ts till something gets done about how shit the damage works

[analog pelican]

the main thing that annoys me is jsut how long it takes to give up.

[twilit sinew]

thats pretty annoying too

[analog pelican]

or even if there was a button to "continue" in the sandbox mode when you die that would be much less annoying.

[naive holly]

Fire as always. Did Bitter-Relative make a blue voulge just for you lol

Pinned his leg just to give him the thwap

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/why-friends-ross-geller-why-would-you-do-that-gif-4484708

[elfin abyss]

you deserve it

[wind charm]

It's been rigorously tested and meticulously crafted to be the best handling Voulge ever created, it's part of the upcoming mod pack Bitter and I have made

[naive holly]

Oooo collaboration we love to see it

[naive holly]

@soft osprey is my favorite what do you have against the most talented admin abuse perpetrator.

[elfin abyss]

i play game

[analog pelican]

the most annoying part of getting dismembered is probably the constant unending yelling that keeps going even if its been 30 minuets.

but that might just be me

but maybe thats just me

[jolly gorge]

idk if im being stupid but is there another version of the game other than the demo

on steam

[graceful obsidian]

if ur arm gets chopped off what will you do?

[analog pelican]

well if i have the damage to my character set to near 0 then i expect to not react much to it.

[jolly gorge]

Can we get weapons in the regular demo with the fist play mode??

[elfin abyss]

guys what the fuck

who invited bro here

[graceful obsidian]

wtf

this is my neck of the woods

ah knight

[elfin abyss]

bro i got one tapped by the barron beacuse the game said fuck you and gave me NO bottom armor

[half cobalt]

Can one change graphic settings oustide presets?
There's values for it in %APPDATALOCAL% but chaning them does nothing, it just resets after every game start

[still gazelle]

These look stunning

But also a locked wrist seems like a big hindrance

[graceful obsidian]

yo has anyone else beat the chalange mode

for the gold armor

[still gazelle]

Ye

[graceful obsidian]

the main weapon hard to use but the sword is nice

[shell bronze]

@naive holly some real fully disadvantaged fencing right here

[still gazelle]

Yeah the physics are goofy

[shell bronze]

it's just too heavy

[graceful obsidian]

yea i dont like it

[shell bronze]

if you pick up a regular weapon from a dead enemy you realize that the baron is actually bullshit ass strong

[still gazelle]

It's really powerful but you gotta move deliberately slow with the mouse

[shell bronze]

try using a regular poleaxe it's insanely quick

[graceful obsidian]

yea i know

its so good

my favorite weapon

[frosty flare]

wait for freemode does anyone else have it so when you play brave stant as knight the npcs will js start attacking each other and not be on the same team because it's lowk OP for the last level

[placid coyote]

so pro

[elfin abyss]

wait this image goes hard

[lusty blaze]

bro this willie won't give up damn

[finite oxide]

it would be cool if shields showed damage/impacts like armor does

[summer brook]

comes later

[soft osprey]

It’s a known issue that comes up occasionally yes

[spring ibex]

Anyone know which museum this is from?

[naive holly]

It says right there

[warm void]

dw gng, theres a lot of features that still havent been added.

[twilit sinew]

why did you take his hand

so mean

[floral imp]

full stab untill the crossguard

[mental kelp]

poke

[floral imp]

is bro playing as commoner boss?

[austere salmon]

better his hand than his head

im personally partial to swift flensing hits to the throat and lower torso, quite deadly

[austere salmon]

hey john longsword, what would you call a cross eyed cynic

[mental kelp]

No idea

[austere salmon]

lookin forward to nothin

[mental kelp]

Real

[broken sorrel]

yall how do i reset the progression TwT

[floral imp]

im pretty sure you can do that without allat

[fervent garnet]

i have reached the ultimate challenge

i now wish to jump off a bridge

agony

[low jungle]

love that the fucking NPCs on this game have flawless swings and parries meanwhile my guy has his arms crossed behind his back

[river steppe]

why does the stool suck so badly in spoilance

if someone hit me full force in the head with a stool in real life my brain would be leaking out my ears

[low jungle]

and why is stabbing with a knife the most difficult thing in this fucking game

half of the weapons in this game get used like someone with cerebral palsy was fighting with them

[pearl ferry]

heh...

you must master the blade...

[austere salmon]

truly you can do quite a few things if you employ historical techniques and practice

some would consider these abilities unnatural

[pearl ferry]

just bow to the audience before a fight it gives you good luck

[stable rivet]

either that or you can just spinkick willies until they're dead

[low jungle]

I love that I also have the autofocus cranked all the way up so that the minute an NPC gets close my camera gets thrown into the dirt and i can't see

[austere salmon]

i generally raise my sword above my head for luck

[low jungle]

NPC can stab straight for the throat and hit me but i stand over a crouching NPC with their back turned and the blade misses the first 5 attempts

genius

[pearl ferry]

lol

[stable rivet]

the game takes a while to get used to on your first time

just like a lot of things in this life

[pearl ferry]

how many hours do u have?

[low jungle]

probably like 60 not including afk time with the game open

[stable rivet]

oh, okay well that changes things lol

[pearl ferry]

https://tenor.com/x7Iu.gif

[low jungle]

30 of those hours have been spent trying to either get my character to move forward when I press W or get my weapon in an actual position to use it because my guy decided his arms went behind and through the ribcage

[pearl ferry]

i think that's happened to me maybe like for a total of 5 minutes out of 140 hours

MUFFIN!!!!!!

[low jungle]

just got cucked again by the stabbing not working. stab straight up doesnt happen, then my auto focus shifts to a completely different NPC and I get fucked by the guy i was originally attacking

[barren mantle]

what do you guys think the most realistic gore setting it

[lapis marsh]

the normal one

[barren mantle]

i think just a bit under that

[mental kelp]

Yea probably slightly under gruesome

[barren mantle]

mostly cause the swords in this game are

well like

atom thin lmfao

[mental kelp]

but I dont like having to change it every time since it doesnt save so I just go gruesome

[barren mantle]

i usually play on grottesque cause uh

cutting people in half is hella fun

i really hope they change how the blades work in the future. Not to say it's not enjoyable rn, cause it is, just i bet these guys can figure out a way so that an edge aligned blade isn't a light saber

[lapis marsh]

tbf i think a large sharp piece of metal impacting your skin at high speeds would go pretty far

[barren mantle]

well absolutely

just you need some force behind it

right

[ember flame]

why cant i see that message

it would be cool if different swords had different attributes like thin ones with less blade and a point are good at slabbing, while thicker ones with a more refined blade cut easier and deeper.

[lapis marsh]

they kinda already do

[ember flame]

But yeah i also agree no sword is going to be cutting a dude top to bottom with a 1500's sword lmao, or any sword for that matter its just not the type of thing to happen realistically in a sword fight.

[naive holly]

Alright bitches

Am here

Am queer

[naive holly]

Me when i;

Lock on swapping is annoying af tho

[lapis marsh]

hell yeah brother

[slender ember]

Some how managed to die by getting part of my ass cheek cut off

[naive holly]

https://tenor.com/view/sonfys-shrek-gif-15350610703372212021

[slender ember]

I wish I screenshotted that but muscle memory kicked in to menu ;-;

[warm hawk]

gee i wish i could post pictures here to show you guys my cool win

[slender ember]

It won't take you to long

think you only got to get to level 2

[naive holly]

Post to #photography📷 or #game-footage-🎮🎥 and forward it!

[slender ember]

falling cloth can hurt you now??

[naive holly]

What cloth even be falling

[warm hawk]

you mean i can die if a pair of pants fall on me?

[slender ember]

equipped a new shirt

[slender ember]

if it glitches bad enough who the hell knows.

I mean how many times have yall been suddenly forced pushed in the middle of a match?

[warm hawk]

dont remember that happenin to me lol

[slender ember]

lucky

[warm hawk]

did realize we had jedis in this game

[naive holly]

Happens every now and again

[warm hawk]

jesus

[naive holly]

Close call

[warm hawk]

i feel like my cycle of playing this game is i run the gauntlet, die, quit, watch a halfsword video, open up the game again

[slender ember]

weird

[warm hawk]

bro typed that long to misspell weird

[slender ember]

I got distracted

[warm hawk]

😭

[slender ember]

didn't open the menu in game so I got stabbed :b

[low jungle]

my game doesn't play like that, I stab a wide open target just for my spear/sword/etc to literally glide off of their skin

[pearl ferry]

show us how you play

[warm hawk]

real