gray matrix
and look inside
#halfsword-chat-⚔
mint wadi
They made it.
The gold knight wins, once again.
Also this is my new class for learning longsword better.
mint wadi
it is quite funny to just dodge all the attacks. The cheesiest way to win is just abuse distance, really.
shell bronze
just like real life
mint wadi
I really thought I had a parry lined up here and I blew it, then got desperate and cut my hand off. Well....we all fall back to old habits.
shell bronze
range is key
jovial ledge
why does baron in challenge mode crash so often
mint wadi
range is key
oh yeah if it wasn't a video game of course you'd want to do as much away from the thing that will kill you as possible and not go for flashy parrys and ripostes.
grizzled palm
hey, is the demo still avaiable?
mint wadi
Yes
grizzled palm
mine doesnt seem to work
mint wadi
delete, redownload.
shell bronze
oh yeah if it wasn't a video game of course you'd want to do as much away from t...
unless you're saber fighting
then you kind of just be parrying for no reason
mint wadi
Delete all your game files and then redownload.
mint wadi
lol that swing at 7-8 sec would have absolutely cut you a new scalp if they were a little less vertical.
shell bronze
yeah
but then again, swordfighting is all about those near misses
if he never hit you then he never hit you
rancid reef
how do you get past tohse like two spear stabby things (idk what they're called)
mint wadi
side to side movement. Waiting for overheads so you can dash in.
Batting it to the side with your weapon or shield.
rancid reef
alright thanks
also
is there an actual dodge button or is it just moving at the right time and stuff
mint wadi
Pressing shift will put you into a combat stance. It readies your weapon as well as making your slashes stronger, and your weapon autoparries slightly to help you when you're pressing shift.
shell bronze
mint wadi
Movement combined with shift will make you dash in short bursts, dodge side to side or back, and run if held long enough while moving forward.
This was insane
pearl ferry
tearing out throats
pearl ferry
is there an actual dodge button or is it just moving at the right time and stuff
yea holding shift and tapping ur movement keys basically
rancid reef
yea holding shift and tapping ur movement keys basically
ight
rancid reef
Pressing shift will put you into a combat stance. It readies your weapon as well...
ohhokY
okay*
mint wadi
did you delete them in both places
grizzled palm
did you delete them in both places
both place?
no
I dont know there is a second place
mint wadi
Let me find the other place
shell bronze
mint wadi
I dont know there is a second place
C:\Users\YOURUSERNAMEHERE\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5
Delete HalfSwordUE5
And uninstall the game.
Reinstall game.
mint wadi
bullshit it didn't touch me.
shell bronze
wind charm
bullshit it didn't touch me.
mint wadi
I....I don't have any mods on. wtf
mint wadi
Yeah see this is different.
You were obviously facing a telekinetic.
You should have seen this posters somewhere.
If you've been to the break room.
wind charm
mint wadi
(I made that poster thing months ago lol)
mint wadi
Nice.
Also yes you worked for hours on those to get a "Nice" from me.
I'm just messing with you, they do look cool.
Could be on the steam page.
Specifically the first and last one.
Middle one is very cool and I like it a lot but it makes the game look a bit too...fantasy for it to be a representation of the game.
graceful spire
how do i spawn in weapons in ovrdth , it keeps coming with armor
austere salmon
how do i spawn in weapons in ovrdth , it keeps coming with armor
you kinda dont, if you're using custom weapons like from nexusmods you gotta take the armor they come with
drowsy flint
wtf
white trail
💔 💔 💔
drowsy flint
white trail
err ok
grim tide
why the hell do i reset to tier one once i unlock baron
2nd time this has happend
is this a intended game feature or what
austere salmon
yes
mint wadi
FYM 30 DAY BAN
He deserved it. The Roma or Romani people, not to be confused with Romanian, have been subject to thousands of years of discrimination and poverty.
Hatred of Roma people is very much comparable to hatred of Jewish people, as they are the scapegoat in many wackjob theories that start with "these people are the cause of our problems".
white trail
He deserved it. The Roma or Romani people, not to be confused with Romanian, hav...
ew no
mint wadi
Anyone who lives in North America probably doesn't even recognize the prejucide or hatred tbh.
It's a eurocentric thing.
austere salmon
Anyone who lives in North America probably doesn't even recognize the prejucide ...
i mostly just dont want to go places i wouldnt speak the language ore recognize anyone
white trail
also did he NOT say "ew no" to going to Romania
why are you talking about the Roma people
_ _
mint wadi
Buddy.
Romania is where Roma people are most common.
some 10 percent of Romania is Roma.
mint wadi
They don't have a homeland.
Anyways, clearly you have no interest in actually understanding why he got banned.
white trail
why dont they make their own homeland
austere salmon
They don't have a homeland.
what's your favorite weapon class
mint wadi
They literally descend from a group of people that only had a nomadic lifestyle. Having no homeland is sort of the point.
white trail
Romania is where Roma people are most common.
he did not say "ew no the ROMA people....."
he just doesnt like Romania
mint wadi
what's your favorite weapon class
I'm partial to the longsword, but enjoy lots of the poleweapons as well.
austere salmon
I'm partial to the longsword, but enjoy lots of the poleweapons as well.
i like the longer longswords and hte greatswords, but a good greataxe rampage hits the spot after a rough day
austere salmon
because you're a halfwit trying to bring politics into a funny warfare server, we kill people medieval style
white trail
WHEN DID I BRING UP POLITICS?????
mint wadi
Well, I brought up the politics, to be fair.
white trail
reply to the message where i bring up politics
right now
i want to see
broscolacho
mint wadi
Keyboard then decided to be disrespectful though.
austere salmon
now lets all ignore the raging child, john, whats the most interesting kill you've ever gotten
austere salmon
i once threw a guys sword backwards after stabbing him in the hand to disarm him, and hit a guy squarely in the eye with it
mint wadi
This implied they wanted to know why Chroma would have been banned. Which is why I said anything, because I feel like the hatred of Roma people is common but not recognized by westerners.
mint wadi
now lets all ignore the raging child, john, whats the most interesting kill you'...
Interesting? I don't know man, I'm always going for weird stuff.
white trail
This implied they wanted to know why Chroma would have been banned. Which is why...
he did not say anything about the Roma peoplpe
he just doesnt like Romania
what's your point Roma boy
austere salmon
This implied they wanted to know why Chroma would have been banned. Which is why...
american here, i had no idea there was anything but romanians, im also a redneck tho so ignore my contribution
wind charm
mint wadi
m00, not that I want you to use them, it just made me wonder
austere salmon
Interesting? I don't know man, I'm always going for weird stuff.
yk you can hook a sword by teh crossguard and throw it behind you?
i threw one backwards and it landed in a guys eye
mint wadi
Do you have any extra perms with Meme Manager as a role.
austere salmon
use them, strike down the raging child
mint wadi
yk you can hook a sword by teh crossguard and throw it behind you?
I've thrown my own sword behind me and killed myself when it spun.
white trail
can anyone tell autismboi to stop flooding my screen with blocked messages
wind charm
Do you have any extra perms with Meme Manager as a role.
I am a mere man like the rest of you, but I like memes.
austere salmon
I've thrown my own sword behind me and killed myself when it spun.
lmao, i mean hooking someone elses sword during a disarm and throwing it behind you
i stabbed him in the hand, brought my sword up to do an oberhau, and heard a stabbing noise behind me
mint wadi
lmao, i mean hooking someone elses sword during a disarm and throwing it behind ...
Oh I've done this, it just made me think of how I died.
austere salmon
honestly how did that happen, your sword spun and slit your own throat?
mint wadi
It stuck in my spine.
austere salmon
...how?
mint wadi
I threw it back, but it had too much rotational force, and rotated towards me enough to stick in before flying away from me.
austere salmon
oof
mint wadi
It was pretty funny.
cinder stone
valid summit
haf sord
mint wadi
How do you have modlogs.
white trail
sure
a 30 day ban was too much
did he like
make more comments about Romania after this
he should probably appeal
to cut his punishment by a bit
austere salmon
How do you have modlogs.
wait thats a good question, how does he have modlogs
austere salmon
you know what? fair enough
im gonna take a nap, im too tired for the lack of logic
wind charm
mint wadi
nonono you can't just blow your cover and go back to normal.
wind charm
Vencord?
mint wadi
It has to be some sort of api exploit or external program.
He was banned for a perfectly legitimate reason jesus christ.
wind charm
Well now I'm intrigued >:(
mint wadi
Roma people have no homeland by culture, but by population Romania is their homeland.
Generally the expression of dislike or disdain towards Romania is actually towards Roma people.
cinder stone
I uh did a fatality on this guy
wind charm
I uh did a fatality on this guy
My god.
wind charm
That's correct, that is an appropriate post.
mint wadi
I still need to know how the god of willies has access to modlogs.
wind charm
I still need to know how the god of willies has access to modlogs.
I am curious also
cinder stone
the half sword enhancer has a customizable toggle for added physical force and I put all the sliders to the max and to make things more fun I put the npc health slider to the max
cuz mayhem >:3
wind charm
Ah, I see
wind charm
Sorry I left my plate on my keyboard
mint wadi
Haha very funny m00.
modest whale
Generally the expression of dislike or disdain towards Romania is actually towar...
but that's where dracula is from???
oh wait thats transylvania
which is in ROMANIA
dracula is cool though
i looked up transylvania on google
and it says region in romania
that's my source
white trail
Roma people have no homeland by culture, but by population Romania is their home...
when were the Roma people mentioned by this individual
is this self projection
white trail
if i say "ew no" to someone telling me to visit the USA am I worthy of a 30 day ban
modest whale
if i say "ew no" to someone telling me to visit the USA am I worthy of a 30 day ...
OH HOW DARE YOU
white trail
if i say "ew no" I CLEARLY am talking about how much "i despise the mexican people"
modest whale
this is the greatest country in the entire world!!!
white trail
i am CLEARLY talking about how i hate the people from a culture that no one knows
im not saying "ew no" because i hate the USA
i am clearly saying "ew no" because of the people in there
and you are not going to reply to my messages
becaus you know i am right
yes
mint wadi
Damn bro wtf happened to your gif.
cinder stone
mint wadi
not only do I have the better argument
modest whale
am i allowed to post a picture of an execution???
mint wadi
The OG.
modest whale
for comedic effect
mint wadi
am i allowed to post a picture of an execution???
Is it...in halfsword?
modest whale
Is it...in halfsword?
yeah...
mint wadi
yeah sure.
modest whale
(they know)
mint wadi
They know they're getting executed in halfsword?
cinder stone
hecking love the details in the graphics ❤️ and I'm only playing at 1080p!
mint wadi
Get that man a turing test asap
mint wadi
no
modest whale
why did bro post ths
white trail
wait where are the voicechats
modest whale
wait where are the voicechats
Voice
white trail
they are nowhere to be found
white trail
white trail
nope
white trail
💔
cinder stone
high tendon
how do i record?
warm void
What did Willie do to get a knight to chase and track him down?
cinder stone
yes
manic summit
Hey Halfsword community
It’s been a long time since the game came out on steam
For pc users do you guys know when it drops out on ps5?
shell bronze
never lmao
proof half sword is easy
if the enemy uses a one handed weapon and it's not a sword it's free real estate
manic summit
<#1272470349245579396>
Thank you so much!
soft osprey
guys im clashing with baron rn
I’ve never believed in anyone more than I believe in you right now!!
short pagoda
if i fall or make his spear fall im cooked 😭
wind charm
holy shit I've just reached godmode.
short pagoda
his both spear and sword fell
shell bronze
@serene tulip me when i get bored of clip/aura farming and just kill them back to back
damn this video taking long to send
wind charm
shell bronze
killfest
for when you just want to kill with minimal self preservation and any real demonstration of skill
short pagoda
GUYSSS
I KILLED BARONNN
YESS
IT TOOK ME 1 AND HALF A HOUR
I DID ITT
i finished the gamee!
i think it took 2 hour or 1 and half a hour
devout cosmos
is there a way i can take off a helmet is it mods
short pagoda
is there a way i can take off a helmet is it mods
your helmet or enemies?
devout cosmos
your helmet or enemies?
mine
short pagoda
you cant but you can change it to a hat by equipping another hat
also guys
where to check half sword mods
i wanna test crazy stuff with baron9
short pagoda
yh
distant chasm
Why does the voulge cut through heads like butter
distant chasm
where to check half sword mods
nexus
short pagoda
k
btw i beated baron just now and my ranks got resetted is my ranks on free mode with baron?
distant chasm
btw i beated baron just now and my ranks got resetted is my ranks on free mode w...
it should
short pagoda
k
if i get lvl 2 i will show the moment i killed him
this chat is dead rn..
sad
hmm
ill just shut up tbh
cya
distant chasm
Thats not healthy
Fit an entire voulge in his body then started pulling it upward
hes still alive
shell bronze
short pagoda
guys should i beat the ultimate challenge again
drowsy flint
if you want
short pagoda
if you want
eh it took 2 hours or 1 hour and half to beat it (due to me hiding in corner while guarding my open areas to get stamina because i was injured)
soo
but
it was a lil fun
but i also dont want to spend time again
so im asking to yall
wind charm
short pagoda
pitch fork is the best long weapon
you cant change my mind
its so op for a peasant weapon
due to you able to pierce through easily and do lots of damage
whichi s
yah
i wouldnt buy it
versed tiger
Is there a way to have multiple save files?
I've gotten to the last rank already but I want to be able to play through gauntlet mode again but still be able to access the full completed version anytime I want.
short pagoda
Is there a way to have multiple save files?
I've gotten to the last rank already...
baron?
hmm
well
to play again
versed tiger
Not baron but the "Ultimate Challenge" tier.
short pagoda
you gotta complete the ultimate challenge which unlocks baron in free mode and resets your gauntled mode files
thats the only way
versed tiger
I see.
But yeah, I asked cause I have friends coming over and I want to show them Half Sword and let them try to beat Gauntlet.
Starting from beggars.
elfin abyss
i think i hurt willie's feelings
short pagoda
Eh the only way is to beat ultimate challenge and at last stage you fight with baron which is this (this footage was when i killed baron, just showed what his armor is like)
elfin abyss
i hit him in the face with a spear handle and he was like.. " really motherfucker.."
short pagoda
if you dont know what you do at ultimate challenge, you kill enemies coming and also upgrading yourself from the gears and armor you took from the ones you slaughtered
short pagoda
i hit him in the face with a spear handle and he was like.. " really motherfucke...
oh
short pagoda
i give willies bad moments like this, making few gojo kitkat
elfin abyss
bro i look so goofy
short pagoda
thousand willie stare
btw i torture willies so much.. i stab and swing with everything i can take on a willie and then hold his head and hit him to the fences and give him the ruski kick treatment
and end him off with a stab in head
(also can rip his limbs off if theres a axe or something that can rip limbs)
wind charm
you cant change my mind
short pagoda
eh its only good if youre using it since willie ai is a lil stupid
since it has potential to pierce through heads etc. and able to swing and hit few pierce and swings if you pierce or swing to the open spot
pitch fork and axe helped me beat ultimate challenge
wind charm
whats the best weapon in this game
depends on the weapon, and the man.
short pagoda
depends on the weapon, and the man.
eh i use peasant or beggar usually due to too much weapon
wind charm
whats the best weapon in this game
short pagoda
also why is fighting on half sword feels so realistic when you use your mouse to swing you feel like your swinging it due to how realistic it is
this game is also free vro why is nobody playing this
shell bronze
kendo be like
torn steeple
oh ya with hand armor you can solo a brave stand
dont forget about them legs
good for finishing people off
short pagoda
i usually grab their head when they cant swing or hit and hit their head to the fences to make them fall so i can finish them off
and use legs to keep them in ground
and also to not fall
wind charm
they be lethal
short pagoda
i will never learn to make a perfect side kick tbh
most usual attempts are either missing it or getting attacked
shell bronze
wind charm
gahd damn
short pagoda
did his head got cutted off
shell bronze
yes
short pagoda
oh nice
shell bronze
look in the shadow to the left
short pagoda
i would freak out if it didnt cuz i hate it when i fail to cut through them after making a successful critical attack
wind charm
i would freak out if it didnt cuz i hate it when i fail to cut through them afte...
it happens, but punching helps
indigo lintel
short pagoda
it happens, but punching helps
i usually use my fists to hit them on the fences and then grab their head and punch them
which deals lots of damage to theeir head
i use fists whenever i feel my weapon isnt working well
both willies got violated and tortured badly
shell bronze
bro died like a disney character 🥀
short pagoda
bro died like a disney character 🥀
almost all disney movie characters die like that to create non needed drama
also can someone give me a good mouse sensitivity
settings
uhh
elfin abyss
love when the blunt object slits my throat
short pagoda
both willies got violated and tortured badly
why does the second image willies face look a lil scary tho
elfin abyss
BRO YOU JUST PICKED HIS ASS UP!
short pagoda
btw which keybind to punch
elfin abyss
https://tenor.com/view/dad-turn-meme-look-at-gif-16992106093980404324
" once you start there's no going back, no return "
wind charm
BRO YOU JUST PICKED HIS ASS UP!
elfin abyss
did his neck just snap like a twig
short pagoda
last limb to tore off
did you said it
oh
i didnt heard it
: (
so
ill ghost ping agai
or 100 more times
elfin abyss
you dont hit a man where he's weakest.. aka everywhere
valid bolt
good morning halfers
tender quest
last harbor
I suddenly learned how easily do reliable thrusts
breezing through early levels now
lol killed him in less than 3 seconds
WTF ARE HIS LEGS MADE OF
crimson sable
I learned to do custom loadouts 🗣️ 🔥
quasi patio
Bro trying to get banned lol
last harbor
abyss is actually so much more interesting than gauntlet
more randomisation
also plenty of weapons that don't appear elsewhere
uncut rune
When will the game be released?
pearl cliff
magic mirage
drowsy flint
wanted to beat him with hands only, was going really well until he cut my arm off
vagrant ether
wanted to beat him with hands only, was going really well until he cut my arm of...
oof
drowsy flint
like hes fucked up, nearly broke his arm but he managed to push me back enough to swing
damn
pulled his heart out by the looks of it
drowsy flint
i just stabbed him
not even that bad
not the ol London Special i normally give em with a knife
vagrant ether
beggar carnage my beloved
brazen forum
IT'S BENDING THE WRONG WAY 😭
short pagoda
guys which camera sensitivity is the best for fist
drowsy flint
IT'S BENDING THE WRONG WAY 😭
ive got a screenshot somewhere on my pc of a willie folded up like a pretzel coz his arms and legs are broken but hes still alive
short pagoda
soloed a boss
with
only
a
weak
sword
who is a mod or knows about half sword
drowsy flint
"mercy good sire" were his last words
i spared him the horrors of medieval medicine
short pagoda
i know a thing or two
when the game releases fully, will people that already has half sword will own the full one without paying it or will demo be a separate version OR will we pay for full game
drowsy flint
i invented communism 400 years early
mental kelp
when the game releases fully, will people that already has half sword will own t...
Early Access yes, if u paid..
young saffron
when the game releases fully, will people that already has half sword will own t...
No because early access version will cost money
tender quest
when the game releases fully, will people that already has half sword will own t...
not trying to be mean or anything but in what world would a company put so much effort into making a game who have to pay wages and running costs just go and give the game away for free
mental kelp
This not how demo works
tender quest
so tl:dr yes you will have to pay for the full version and quite rightly too
short pagoda
short pagoda
not trying to be mean or anything but in what world would a company put so much ...
its okay lmao i asked it cuz im brokie on steam rn lol
tender quest
its okay lmao i asked it cuz im brokie on steam rn lol
you and many others it seems, but if they gave games away for free then they would be the brokies
drowsy flint
help step bro im stuck
short pagoda
you and many others it seems, but if they gave games away for free then they wou...
wished if it would stay free tho i got almost 100 hour on this gam
game
tender quest
drowsy flint
wished if it would stay free tho i got almost 100 hour on this gam
get in line
brazen forum
wished if it would stay free tho i got almost 100 hour on this gam
eh, it'll be like what 20-30 usd?
drowsy flint
i had about the same on the playtest before it was removed
tender quest
wished if it would stay free tho i got almost 100 hour on this gam
i got over 1100 hours (combined) and i'd still happily pay for the game
brazen forum
a good game will cost money cause the devs need to get paid
short pagoda
eh, it'll be like what 20-30 usd?
whats more bad is i live in turkey which means dollar is really expensive even one soo 30 usd would be too much for a average turkish person
so
brazen forum
😔
short pagoda
i dont think i could buy this game if its gonna be that expensive
brazen forum
some companies do discounts in other countries
tender quest
i dont think i could buy this game if its gonna be that expensive
have to wait for it to go on sale then
drowsy flint
it wont be 30 USD in turkey, odds are itll be localised
short pagoda
it wont be 30 USD in turkey, odds are itll be localised
you could buy with turkish money before on steam but it got changed to usd for all turkish persons
thats my problem
young saffron
Could I give the devs 10 gallons of willies blood to get it for free? If not his blood than 10kg of his skin
drowsy flint
oh thats weird, didnt know that
short pagoda
oh thats weird, didnt know that
you can ask any turkish person that plays games on steam
we got to pay usd instead of turkish money
which is why 30 usd is really something i cant give on a game that i favorite
drowsy flint
drowsy flint
im fighting soldiers
drowsy flint
just stay as the peasant in gauntlet
short pagoda
ok
then?
oh
i wanted to kill beggars and peasants as baron..
😭
is there a way to fight with peasant or beggar as baron
young saffron
is there a way to fight with peasant or beggar as baron
To fight beggars you can select baron then restart your game
short pagoda
then?
glass rock
THEORY:
What if every boss is a descendant of The Baron
short pagoda
ok
short pagoda
THEORY:
What if every boss is a descendant of The Baron
true
i think baron is the leader of all bosses
short pagoda
oki
surreal island
anyone else get a fatal error anytime they kill a willie with armour
glass rock
hot take but i hate poleaxes
short pagoda
anyone else get a fatal error anytime they kill a willie with armour
i get it everytime
use gentle with no blood or gore
it fixes
surreal island
zamn okay ty
drowsy flint
lol try harder
glass rock
first person halfsword is psychopath behaviour
drowsy flint
lol waht
young saffron
suplexed him again
tender quest
short pagoda
baron tortures
tender quest
short pagoda
playing in first vision is so hard
young saffron
i am willie incarnate...
chilly vector
amazing swordplay ngl
tender quest
amazing swordplay ngl
thanks 🙂
young saffron
willie is my sunshine, my only sunshine. he makes me happy when skies are grey
chilly vector
willie is my sunshine, my only sunshine. he makes me happy when skies are grey
Why are you carrying him 😭
chilly vector
because he's my son
he's not your son, your son is willie
that is willie
WHAT
since when is willie ur pookie
but he is my pookie-
young saffron
but he is my pookie-
we can share
novel sand
drowsy flint
bodyshots need more of an effect in fist play
drowsy flint
liver shots can quite easily drop someone and its a pretty big target, but willie just tanks them like a terminator
tender quest
chilly vector
liver shots can quite easily drop someone and its a pretty big target, but willi...
he's willie whatcha expect?
this dude tanks 5 lacerations
and a spear in his groin
sometimes he's just plain not reacting
or hitting trickshots 😔
or he just kills himself accidentally
chilly vector
or he just kills himself accidentally
yeah..
tender quest
i think inertia needs to have more of an effect on movement aswell, like if willie is moving left or right and i catch his leg he should trip the fuck over 9/10 times
drowsy flint
well thats just cheating
summer pollen
has anyone ever succesfully performed a strichen?
chilly vector
i think inertia needs to have more of an effect on movement aswell, like if will...
xd
young saffron
gave bro the medieval monk cut😭
chilly vector
that is a GREAT parry
i wish i would parry like that
but i only do it accidentally
i can only block...
barely parries
only while half swording
chilly vector
gave bro the medieval monk cut😭
LOL
young saffron
tender quest
Master sordsman
drowsy flint
huh
TIL if you click you change stance with the weapon
ignore the savagery on the floor
i did most of that while he was still standing tbf
young saffron
beautiful work on the floor there
are you gonna eat that or let it go to waste? (video unrelated)
dusk adder
fellas are more curved swords planned cause all we got rn is the falchion
drowsy flint
ive found this, the Dusack
curved swords were mostly eastern european/middle eastern
it wasnt until sabers really came into it that we used them this side of europe
hello there
dusk adder
this pc > local disk > program files x86 > steam > steamapps > common > half sword demo > HalfSwordUE5 > screenshots
young saffron
grabbed him by the pizzle as well
short pagoda
hello buddy
dusk adder
young saffron
turned him into a tornado lmaooo
short pagoda
turned him into a tornado lmaooo
if you ever feel like your sword is useless throw it away and grab his head and punch his head, its a insta win if it hits
drowsy flint
wtf i just had the most moronic death
my candlestick got caught on another one on the ground and it pulled me over, then a third candlestick arrived in a guys hand and he cracked my head open with it like a walnut
young saffron
HELP
I think it means you should get the latest trainer mod
idk something just tells me
fast knot
I think it means you should get the latest trainer mod
bro give me an expert
also that shit is the latest
right
fast knot
alright i fixed it
drowsy flint
damn knifing some poor fucker til all his internal fluids become external fluids is cathartic
finite oxide
i am surprised that there are not any mail shirts in the game
drowsy flint
damn right I win
drowsy flint
this is cathartic for me
young saffron
drowsy flint
i lost my baby at 1am this morning so i think waling on willie isnt the worst thing i could be doing
wtf man
i stole a willies sword, managed to cut my own leg off with it
brazen forum
breaking knee caps is too funny omg
fossil hedge
where do i get the enhancer ?
young saffron
where do i get the enhancer ?
nexus mods
brazen forum
drowsy flint
where do i get the enhancer ?
those weird vending machines in mens toilets
fossil hedge
those weird vending machines in mens toilets
syfm
young saffron
<a:kek:842384038903152681>
if you double click with nothing in your hand and do a jab and spam G it looks like your pointing at willie and calling him names
it's very funny
I do it when I break his arm
tired stream
young saffron
Peter griffin is that you😭
tired stream
young saffron
what have you done!?😭
young saffron
willie was so handsome, strong, athletic, cool and good while doing this
analog zenith
anyway to install mods for this game without admin??
young saffron
shields are for wimps
it would be so cool if you could make the npcs do the same thing. like have some saber fight
tender quest
this bug is pissing me off
hardy juniper
what to do if the game crashes and gives an error: Fatal error!
Crash in runnable thread Runtime Vertex Paint and Detection Plugin Thread #5?
drowsy flint
click ok and reboot it
young saffron
what to do if the game crashes and gives an error: Fatal error!
Crash in runna...
sacrifice the people to willie
drowsy flint
id like to turn off the abyss
young saffron
i'l try it
which one?
tired stream
id like to turn off the abyss
just dont die
drowsy flint
plus id like to see how i die, but going into camera mode when the screen fades out softlocks the game
tired stream
itd be kinda unrealistic to look at your own body when you die 
young saffron
bruh needs calgon
I love this games slicing physics
drowsy flint
falchions have the best slices i think
drowsy flint
wrong clip
oh it didnt record
slices like that wound on his body at the end you just dont get with other weapons
also parrying is hard
young saffron
also parrying is hard
only reason I ever pick the longsword it's because it's so good at parrying
the mace is really funny as well
wild radish
longsword is good because its a sword and u dont need to drop a shield every new round
young saffron
mental kelp
drowsy flint
ehh ill take it
its a shit win, but im alive and he isnt
short pagoda
you ok bud?
short pagoda
hes fine, he still has a face
unlike him
short pagoda
tender quest
rare hearth
both candels are op
short pagoda
i remember when i fought with fists only and one tappeed the enemy by grabbing their head and landing two heavy punchs
also
what are they feeding us that makes us do crazy moves 😭
what are we being fed to be that stron
g
drowsy flint
a physics engine
drowsy flint
peasant blood
tender quest
tender quest
you cant learn?
drowsy flint
tender quest
mouse sens has nothing to do with it
short pagoda
mouse sens has nothing to do with it
wait what
but
while i try to get right position to pierce i either get attacked or miss
drowsy flint
plancon aint shit
its messy but catching the weapon with your own and shoving it aside works well
tender quest
while i try to get right position to pierce i either get attacked or miss
just sounds like you need to practice more :/
short pagoda
ill just stick with fists
tender quest
fair enough
short pagoda
if they make vr half sword it would be cool but hard
young saffron
drowsy flint
first person deaths are so traumatising
dusk adder
this is the next half sword fashion trend
limber nymph
falchions have the best slices i think
It's really interesting, because the game makes a distinction between bladed weapons into slashing or chopping.
drowsy flint
it feels like swords chop, whereas a falchion slices across the body rather than chops into it
short pagoda
which sword is the best to pierce
drowsy flint
like i often get swords stuck in someone on the swing, but falchions kinda glide through
idk if thats intended or not
drowsy flint
which sword is the best to pierce
the pointy one
limber nymph
it feels like swords chop, whereas a falchion slices across the body rather than...
It'd be the other way round
Falchions and axes have a way easier time making deep cuts that often dismember
tender quest
willie is going to spawn in the abyss with a concussion
tender quest
whaats the name
estoc
limber nymph
which sword is the best to pierce
There's a thin one in the peasant rank that's handy for that
Though otherwise I'd recommend you install the nexus mod weapon packs for this game and use the rapier
short pagoda
also guys how can you remove your helmets inside in first person
so you can see better
drowsy flint
It'd be the other way round
Falchions and axes have a way easier time making dee...
my experience is honestly the opposite, swords tend to cut off limbs and slice the body in half like axes, and falchions tend not ot
tender quest
not a thing
drowsy flint
to
limber nymph
my experience is honestly the opposite, swords tend to cut off limbs and slice t...
different playstyles, one supposes
drowsy flint
that said, i dont use falchions too much but the times i have used it theyve felt quite dextrous
young saffron
abyss in first person is terrifying
short pagoda
how to maul peasants as baron in freee mode
limber nymph
First person abyss feels so chaotic
drowsy flint
lol i beat his ass so hard he brained himself on the fence post so he could lose
short pagoda
ts looks sick
young saffron
ts looks sick
it's what he gets for using the plancon
short pagoda
it's what he gets for using the plancon
yh
but tho that pose of mines while taking the picture was sick
fr
drowsy flint
man id have beat his ass if he didnt cut my head in half wtf shit game i want a refund
devs pls fix
summer pelican
this last lvl sucks so much why is that ai just stuck on rush non stop you cant even fucking breath gotta just restart until some dick head with a spear doesnt run 25 mph at me and insta stick. spearmen have never been this competent
the non stop sprinting is so annoying im about to tweak the damage until i get a sword and a chest plate then ill turn it back to normal
short pagoda
this last lvl sucks so much why is that ai just stuck on rush non stop you cant ...
you mean ultimate challenge or what
drowsy flint
its like its a challenge or something
summer pelican
and fuck whatever asshole made there kicks do 20x damage ive never had so many instant leg breaks ever half the time the ai bugs out and spawn directly on top of the starting weapon and just bum rushes until your feet and knees and completely gone
summer pelican
you mean ultimate challenge or what
but yeah the ultimate challange
summer pelican
first three runs play like normal but after that ai gets stuck smoking crack and spawing way closer
short pagoda
holy gang is this a good pose
young saffron
summer pelican
the game always crashes as well turned off all blood but if i get 8 kills game crashes every time how can i beat the level without the game crashing
drowsy flint
you dont quite get the concept of a pre early access free tech demo do you?
summer pelican
you dont quite get the concept of a pre early access *free* tech demo do you?
buddy dont be a asshole im asking how to fix a issue not saying the game is bad ive been playing it since it dropped on itch im very aware of the state of the game im trying to enjoy it without fatal errors
young saffron
summer pelican
should i just go fuck myself or can i get some advice that would allow me to beat the tech demo
drowsy flint
you turn off blood and keep playing
molten galleon
should i just go fuck myself or can i get some advice that would allow me to bea...
Idk I keep trying but I think I'm ass
solemn holly
there's no way to fix the fatal errors except for turning off both blood and gore entirely
if that doesn't work then you'll have to wait for the early access release to play without the error
young saffron
should i just go fuck myself or can i get some advice that would allow me to bea...
I don't know what to tell you except for turning down gore a bit as well
summer pelican
sadly i have and it still happens when the bodys freak out always after 8 kils to
will try lowering the ghraphics and res
mental kelp
snap cuts
fallow stone
young saffron
jade ember
young saffron
this is what happened to the guy
west comet
im starting to notice willie has really bad edge alignment
my sword might aswell be a blunt weapon
lofty stag
i turned willie into lieutenant dan
young saffron
conquest ahh willie
fast knot
Should they add like a tiny battlefield
Where its a 6v6 if the average pc that plays this game can run it
short pagoda
wind charm
small dove
tf was willies legs doing😭
he was tap dancing
small dove
if you do a kick and it sounds like that, then you know you did the kick correctly
kick
young saffron
this is why I love half sword
small dove
this is why I love half sword
hammers tho
young saffron
hammers tho
I love the mace
small dove
I love the mace
only like 3 of those hits were actually with the mace head 💔
young saffron
only like 3 of those hits were actually with the mace head 💔
mace is hard to use correctly okay😭 💔
I suck
I haven't used it for the 2 years i've played this game
young saffron
small dove
what's with these dramatic ahh falls
young saffron
ain't no way I almmost fumbled ts😭
small dove
ain't no way I almmost fumbled ts😭
i just throw my sword
sometimes it works
most of the time it doesnt
young saffron
i just throw my sword
I suck at throwing my sword lmao
small dove
why do they sometimes just not give up 😭
young saffron
small dove
dont throw it overhead
summer brook
overhead is fine
young saffron
its easier to do it from the side
you're right
small dove
honorable mention
💔
also i found out how to throw your hat away (except when its strapped on, like a helmet)
young saffron
had to resort to the good ol' spin kick
small dove
bro i just keep carving out their faces
see, my goal here is to half sword the weapon, then DROP the weapon, and kick it straight into the enemy Willie.
For now, this is my best attempt, as it DID indeed cut the enemy Willie, just like it's designed to.. tho I can definetly do better
ionic prism
Ive been practicing grappling for the last few days, any tips?
small dove
It seems I have gotten a better outcome on the second attempt.
small dove
Ive been practicing grappling for the last few days, any tips?
grab the legs
ionic prism
grab the legs
getting pretty good at grabbing the right areas but i let go of them almost instantly for some reason. even before i try to twist or lift them up my guy just releases
small dove
getting pretty good at grabbing the right areas but i let go of them almost inst...
I'm not really sure what causes it, but i think it happens when you grab a area that moves too much, like the arms
where is episode 1134 of one piece bro 💔
cerulean herald
I can say shit and fuck but not sk1b1d1
naive holly
getting pretty good at grabbing the right areas but i let go of them almost inst...
Yeah Willie has weak hands. The only "cheat" i use is with the half sword enhancer mod, ill increase grip strength by like 50% so you can actually hold on
sleek gull
mental kelp
young saffron
getting pretty good at grabbing the right areas but i let go of them almost inst...
lucky, my hand can be on willies leg and he'll still try to grab willies wrist lmao
Hes so cooked😭
broken oyster
Eyo are they going to add slowmo that doesn't take stamina? I hope it will be possible to turn it on/off that its taking stamina cos I like to do some cool slowmo moments 😄
fierce acorn
theres a mod
true flicker
I don't really like/trust these :p
nexus mods (where half sword enhancer is) is generally considered a fairly "safe" mod site
keen briar
thank you half sword devs for creating such an addictive game
young saffron
willie is so cool and awesome willie take the blood of the orphans to become more powerful
stone flare
Ahoj
soft kelp
i love doing crazy shit in slowmo then speeding it back up
mental kelp
gritty wedge
how do i make willie stop grabbing his ass when he needs to grab a weapon
this is a serious problem with him
true flicker
how do i make willie stop grabbing his ass when he needs to grab a weapon
try crouching down with ctrl when you go to pick it up
tends to make it a lot easier for him to target the weapons
gritty wedge
also is willie made out of butter or something
why do his limbs get cut off so easily
like willie it's a kitchen knife
warped apex
I miss when they weren't stable as gods lol
I mean you can still trip them but it's hard now lol
cunning aspen
"Do you know what time it is?"
warped apex
cunning aspen
"Do you know what time it is?"
I hammering knife right into his butt
mental kelp
lone knoll
I just broke a mfers neck with a punch 😭
lone knoll
like willie it's a kitchen knife
It’s definitely realistic, I had some knife defence thing as a one off at kick-boxing and for part of it they showed real knife attacks/ effects
cunning aspen
shell bronze
hidden whale
are we getting a trailer in Q3? im so excited i need something to hold me over
@little verge
mental kelp
ARES! DESTROY MY ENEMIES, AND MY LIFE...IS YOURS!!
summer brook
teal bobcat
mental kelp
Wilhelm hast aslaue þe demon
summer brook
shell bronze
kendo be like
summer brook
i like head taps
shell bronze
with that axe tapping anywhere is a free kill
shell bronze
that reverse grip goes hard
summer brook
summer brook
ruby escarp
fighting knights becomes too easy when you js concuss them and they give up
mental kelp
If he present himself downwards, hew for and take his head
rancid reef
how is he still walking bro 
i still won though 
ive never been to soldier what weapon should i use @naive holly
summer brook
sidestep is pretty effective
mental kelp
torn steeple
ive never been to soldier what weapon should i use <@202615483361394689>
war staff
rancid reef
oh okay
isn't that in the last class thoE
bro i forget i put my question mark to e 😭
torn steeple
isn't that in the last class thoE
its also in soldier iirc
rancid reef
oh okay
shell bronze
fighting knights becomes too easy when you js concuss them and they give up
that's kind of the armored combat meta
shell bronze
isn't that in the last class thoE
it's insanely powerful
you beat gauntlet and farm abyss indefinitely with it
rancid reef
yeah thats what i use in abyss but i still suck ass
torn steeple
it's insanely powerful
ngl you can solo the baron if you have it
one good tap to the head and hes dead
mental kelp
parabolic
shell bronze
this is how you play that weapon (or any polearm with a heavier front end)
rancid reef
is soldier boss easy
shell bronze
soldier boss easy
use polearm against him
@rancid reef just slap them until they fall and control your distance
shell bronze
dude if you're nervous
just use this weapon
the best weapon for cheesing in the game
you can use it to beat baron and knight boss easy
naive holly
ive never been to soldier what weapon should i use <@202615483361394689>
Billhook, 2h axe, plançon
mint wadi
lmao just slink and his top half is gone.
shell bronze
reach is king
rancid reef
aight im at the boss wish me luck
naive holly
aight im at the boss wish me luck
Do overheads