halfsword-chat-⚔

[sleek valve]

💔

[small glen]

you want that outfit? fuck you, spend 30 dollars.

want to change the outfit color? fuck you spend 100+ more dollars!

[lavish sapphire]

yea they are two totally different games

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/madotsuki-yume-nikki-she's-literally-me-fr-gif-2950743401338529352

[small glen]

i do know a good psychological horror game

that has a woman

[proven verge]

https://tenor.com/view/trespasser-jurassic-park-dinosaur-raptor-physics-bug-gif-8921581413364562242

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/psychopomp-psychopomp-game-venus-tweaking-in-bed-psychopomp-gold-gif-2468091604757215307

the horror

[sleek valve]

I thought it was adventure but tbh the game did give me a little creepy feeling, especially that one time with the static place before you get to the demon area thing

[small glen]

Pyschopomp

really good horror game

try to not like the protag too much

[mighty lichen]

I will always wonder why Willie's model doesn't have a brain

[small glen]

because he has the unfortunate disease called "moron"

[sleek valve]

As if he actually had one

[small glen]

and he british

[sleek valve]

Alright since we've already gotten so off topic here's a random meme

[restive barn]

tiktok moderation is so ahh (for context i commented “that’s just dumb”)

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-supercut-hard-thragg-he-has-me-invincible-gif-14238247084429664073

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-gif-23976170

[proven verge]

Slowly coming to the realization that you're already dead....

[shrewd grotto]

i discovered that when you fall to abyss you can just simply run and win

[sleek valve]

He refused to die

[proven verge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-walking-dead-zombies-walking-creepy-gory-gif-5407890462741676890

[sleek valve]

that one story of the headless chicken

zombie chicken but not jockey

[proven verge]

No arm? No problem!

[runic karma]

THE PERFECT KILL

[neat yarrow]

Not sure how stale this reply is by now, but if you want to warm up like this,

Choose the class you want and enter a fight
ALT F4 once the fight starts
Reload and go into free mode, and you'll be fighting bottom tier with whatever you had equipped.
You'll only have your weapon in carnage.
This was reeeeally useful for me when I was trying to figure out how the hell to use long maces/hammers

[glad sparrow]

has someone made a bug report about whatever geometry issue is causing the middle of the arena to be incredibly slippery/rocky and difficult to traverse

[versed wedge]

it might be related to that cube under the middle of arena

[proven verge]

COWARD!

[glad sparrow]

might be, pretty sure it's got to do with the recent changes to Willie's balance, and they might've changed the rocky ground props since it seems like it also happens near the edges that have pebbles, not the slippery part, just the "willie forgot how to walk" part

[cloud barn]

I’m curious if the game gameplay will be updated so that the gameplay feels more realistic and less wobbly and funny so that you have more control over your player, I know it got a major update from how it felt in the beginning stages so I’m curious

[versed wedge]

when will I be able to send clips here?

[proven verge]

Level 2

[versed wedge]

oh ok

[regal juniper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1385496355849633915/f7a93fe871ba4dfda6449f00664f0dac.mov?ex=68564788&is=6854f608&hm=7068c31e36319cca4efe1c8efa80a9f45095dd8c869b0982387a6b158d17bf02&

Vicious Weapon Packs just reached 1 month anniversary! Thank you everyone! It feels like a long time even if it’s just a month. A new O-Katana Nodachi sword is released today for this mark, and it’s the results of feedback from users of the previous Katana from Pack 2. All the mini packs are now also reconsolidated into Pack 3 for neatness and many weapons have been retuned and updated.

[glass rock]

halfsword should make the second boss wear a monk robe

[harsh glade]

how do you guys use shields and not have your weapons stuck behind them

[upper urchin]

are there any star wars mods

if yall know

[mossy pagoda]

move your weapon

[elfin coyote]

to my understanding there is no mods that add skins to the game

ask in modders guild hall

[mossy pagoda]

i tyhink they meant mods that add lightsabers

which

sadly does not exist

[elfin coyote]

that is what I meant

[restive barn]

there is a rapier in game

[cerulean cloud]

bro stabbed him and then hit a jig 😭

voldermort bru wth

[cerulean cloud]

what the fuck kinda thingamajig ass mousketool fuckin go go gadget ass weapon is that

[tender quest]

club

[cerulean cloud]

weirdest combo of armor and weapon

[worn heron]

absurdly big hammer when

[restive barn]

im making thors hammer

[restive barn]

or more formally known as "metal jacketed large wooden maul"

[regal juniper]

There is a War Mallet in the updated Pack 3 that you might like

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1385627074978644029/7f8077401de64d5d9918635ce5385345.mov?ex=6856c146&is=68556fc6&hm=28af4d1816c98c0afee908b38483c071d5eaba0e8a2856f545db916ac13c05cc&

[worn heron]

this is a good start but I require BIGGER

holup lemme

[regal juniper]

There is a sledgehammer as well

That is even bigger, but it’s harder to use

[restive barn]

i have a good base but theres one problem

LOL

[tender quest]

Groot Pierre when

[worn heron]

You know anime characters wielding an absurdly large hammer

I'm talking that

[regal juniper]

Baron mace module is broken I think

[worn heron]

dark souls greathammer vibes

[restive barn]

it is

[restive barn]

i found a way to duplicate weapons with hs enhancer

so u dont have to edit the files and allat

[worn heron]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

large...

[restive barn]

i can

[regal juniper]

Yeah I know, but it’s always harder to do these stuff in Halfsword because it’s a physics game, that weight will just kill Willie when the round opens

[worn heron]

big hammer competition

[restive barn]

ill do a more reasonably sized one first tho

[worn heron]

I dunno if it's possible to adjust the weight of stuff like that but

[restive barn]

you cant edit the weight independant from the modules

but you can edit the size

[worn heron]

sadge

[regal juniper]

When I try to manipulate it, it does weird things

[restive barn]

obviously

[restive barn]

yeah cuz negative mass set to zero and zenter of gravity and allat

[regal juniper]

Some items is just harder

[tender quest]

no weapon comes close to ole faithful

[regal juniper]

My fav type of swords, big, weighty, mean

[restive barn]

thor hammer v1

[tender quest]

its heavy and its got great balance, a good sized guard aswell

[regal juniper]

Yeah my type of thing as well

Big cross shaped guard, broad blade

[faint wolf]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[regal juniper]

Classic knightly feel

[fierce cairn]

ow

[regal juniper]

https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/s/jt4IVdGfVQ

Solution is easy

Go try

[regal juniper]

When I am not modding, I always fall back to the Type 20 swords

[restive barn]

the what?

[tender quest]

willie nooooo why did you move your sword 😢

[restive barn]

ill start

[mental kelp]

You need to counteract weight with a pommel

[regal juniper]

Sword people language

[mental kelp]

Probably

[tender quest]

just want more heavy greatswords to swing about 🙂

[regal juniper]

No need for this particular thing he did

[restive barn]

acrually the center of mass is pretty balanced in the maul

[regal juniper]

Yes

Good job ah chrome

Looks nice for the fantasy kick

[worn heron]

this is a good start

[faint wolf]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[restive barn]

it uses negative mass in the head which snaps to zero

and the guard is the actual mass

[worn heron]

doing our job for us? is he moderator material?

[regal juniper]

He is, Santana is a gentleman in every conversation I had with him

[worn heron]

no I meant you

[regal juniper]

Nah, I am usually bitter about many things

[tender quest]

perfect

[worn heron]

fitting

[tender quest]

so are we

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[mental kelp]

bitter, relative to the position of his 147

[regal juniper]

lol

[restive barn]

this is ridiculous. fortunately, ridiculous i like

[regal juniper]

Reddit generated handle, I tried to change it many times but I can’t figure out, so it stuck

[serene tulip]

take the offer

[restive barn]

mods cant mod others

[small glen]

My friend is rly trying so hard to argue that blunt weapons could never kill anyone in armor

😭 all historical examples have left the chat

[serene tulip]

should tell your friend to wear a helmet then hit him really hard

[small glen]

We'll ignore how people in those big events where they wear armor and beat the shit out of each get injured severely due to just light taps

Like that one clip of a guy smacking another dude helmet

And the helmet got a massive cut

[serene tulip]

I am just offering a fast and definite solution to the argument. I doubt he'll feel like arguing his point afterwards

[small glen]

People sometimes think armor = invincibility

[regal juniper]

I was scrolling my phone lying down on bed when it fell on my head and i got a small bruise

Imagine if it’s a mace

[restive barn]

opposite on how weebs think armor=nothing

[restive barn]

ow...

[small glen]

Tell those to the soldiers who died in ww1, ww2 from Blunt force trauma

[small glen]

Helmets protect enough

They aren't god sends

That grant you immortality

[small glen]

U bad

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/studki-roblox-sprunki-sprunki-mod-stufki-gif-8020997024024566218

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-simon-pegg-british-brtish-man-jumpscare-gary-king-gif-9989895125203420506

[regal juniper]

Another time I was unshealthing a heavy fishing knife, those type you use to break big fish bones, and accidentally cut my finger, just a simple graze and it cut really deep, so the walking/kicking into swords on the ground and getting hurt bad enough to lose the round , has good logic, though not the dying part

[minor veldt]

Depends... diamond or netherite?

[small glen]

We fightin

[mental kelp]

sorta lame hits but I like that flow of the unterhau after slicing the neck, it looked cool

[small glen]

This is why I am better than you because uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeah.

[mental kelp]

anyone know a recording software that can go to 120, both steam and nvidia lock at 60

but my game run at 120

[summer pasture]

ts why u dont use oblique kicks on bosses 🙏

[mental kelp]

I like nvidia though cuz it lets me just press a key and it will go back and record the 1 minute I have set as a clip instead of a whole session which would take up hella space

Is that the best you can do?

Never shoulda come here

[jade garden]

ngl i hate late stage bosses

[summer pasture]

where have peoples bravery and honor went! what happened to duking it out!

[restive barn]

is ts the right one

[summer pasture]

still no impact 🙏

[restive barn]

its a bit janky but very very rewarding

[summer pasture]

make it 10000 tons :Wink:

[restive barn]

dude its like 10000 tons

[summer pasture]

i read the mind

[worn heron]

[restive barn]

should i dm to u

[summer pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/kody-kody-funny-kody-quote-tell-a-funny-one-kody-tell-afunny-one-gif-14055994615781404812

sure

[restive barn]

tell a funny one

[summer pasture]

idk how to add weapons

tbf

[worn heron]

tell a funny one

[summer pasture]

i used to make mods months ago

😭

[restive barn]

do u have ovrdth

[summer pasture]

yh

ik how to ujse em

just idk how to make them

i wasnt playing HS often when custom weapons got added

ik how they work

i js dk how to yk

make one

it uses ingame models

edit the sav

blah blah

[restive barn]

i dmed it to u

i hope

[jade garden]

what is this lol

[restive barn]

a hammer

[jade garden]

did you make it @restive barn

[restive barn]

yes

[jade garden]

ngl..

[worn heron]

Medal clipping is 60fps by default but with their premium subscription you can get 120fps

[jade garden]

itd be unrionically funny if it flung willy around

[restive barn]

thats beyond my expertise

[worn heron]

[small dove]

guys pls dont say the n word guys

its bad word

[restive barn]

nagger

[mental kelp]

the fence isnt playing around, this willie shit aint no joke

[jade garden]

was he trying to dodge

[tender quest]

what stance is this?

[jade garden]

I dont know but id call it stupid low guard

[mental kelp]

I guess so, idk. then his power he put into that redirected like a forcefield

I've never seen it blow back like that, normally it just bruises a bit

[small dove]

hat.

[jade garden]

I hate that fork

I hope it gets removed

[sour cloak]

💀

[small dove]

nooo

[jade garden]

its cool to wield n stuff

but lets remove it form npc

[small dove]

wtf is this? is this side leg armor?

[cold nebula]

This is a stupid question but...what will the full game actually...be

[sour cloak]

just change the second boss weapon

[mental kelp]

jack chains

for ur arms

[small dove]

its so ugly

[sour cloak]

its not meant to be beautiful, its meant to protect you

[cold nebula]

I can't imagine a full game of this, unless the engine can handle like a small army skirmish

[restive barn]

arm armor

that doesnt do jack

[jade garden]

huh

[small dove]

im so pretty

[jade garden]

since when does the second boss wield the fork

he has a scythe

that thing just sucks

[sour cloak]

i mean the third boss

[small dove]

I GOT A SWORD

[lament wraith]

its a pitchfork

[jade garden]

I like to call it a fork

[lament wraith]

fair

[sour cloak]

third boss long sword is ass to beat

[jade garden]

I long sworded his ass

[lament wraith]

the one in full black?

[sour cloak]

yes

[jade garden]

yeah hes chill

[lament wraith]

he uses a greatsword, not a longsword

[small dove]

he aint that bad

[jade garden]

MAA boss is kinda mid

[lament wraith]

yeah hes doable

polearms get him easily

[sour cloak]

i think they made the boss have a greatsword just so they can show us that we can use a lower rank

[woeful flax]

It's possible

[small dove]

dont grab me :C

[lament wraith]

half sword multiplier would be like

https://tenor.com/view/laptop-smoking-fire-burning-lag-gif-19373925

[mental kelp]

blunt smack

[sour cloak]

i posted a brutal slice in game footage

[small dove]

we gotta start using the momentum of spin kicking to deliver strong whacks with other parts of the body

[little verge]

The Achilles heel.

[small dove]

chillie heel

[drifting thistle]

i just won and lost a round at the same time and spawn like this

fuck i cant send pictures

[kindred kestrel]

bruh there was an enemy on the floor being beaten by 2 others i used the gloves and tried saving him but died in the arena😭😭

i was going to kill him anyways

[drifting thistle]

how do i send pictures

[small dove]

am i the only one that didnt know that if i look straight down, i stomp instead of kick?

[sacred trench]

this game's physics engine is that refined that i think its the only physics based fighting game worth multiplayer

[small dove]

tbh its the only physics based fighting game that i like

[sacred trench]

yh

most are rlly jank

[drifting thistle]

I won a round and died at the same time then i spawned in naked

[upper urchin]

sb make a star wars mod

Pretty please

[drifting thistle]

thats what im saying bro

when i play halfsword i play like im a jedi dude

[small dove]

you are not a tactical missile.

[upper urchin]

I want a lightsaber

and force powers

right guys

[drifting thistle]

YEAH

WHAT HE SAID

[upper urchin]

blades and sorcery type shi

[shell bronze]

aurafarming goes wrong

[small dove]

i was trying to get him to stop moving

i guess it worked

[drifting thistle]

multiplayer in this game would be sick\

[small dove]

yes

we all want it

[drifting thistle]

imagine being the best duelist in halfsword

you would be moving like anakin skywalker

[shell bronze]

this longsword shi easy

[small dove]

i send funny clip because leg broken

[drifting thistle]

how do you make your arena look like that

is it cause your playing gauntlet mode

and your on lawst level

[small dove]

look like what?

[elfin jasper]

how could I ‘sheathe’ a shield or buckler

[small dove]

the same as anything else

[shell bronze]

you can sheathe bucklers and the kite shield iirc

[drifting thistle]

it only has 1 fence

[small dove]

no

they all have 2 fences

look a bit more closely

[drifting thistle]

it looks big

like the last level

or im just blind

[small dove]

the last level doesnt even have any fences

none at all

[drifting thistle]

yeah

im just stupid mb

[small dove]

funnyhttps://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kx1sespOjY7RMYCPL?invite=cr-MSwxa1AsNDEyNTYyNzA5

medal does come in handy some times

[kindred kestrel]

how do i make my game less laggy

[small dove]

turn down graphics and/or blood

[kindred kestrel]

okay ty

also anyone know what vsync is

[small dove]

i got fatal error right when i was about to hit the nastiest left hook ever 😭

[wild hornet]

it's to prevent the horitzontal lines when u move ur cam (i think)

[kindred kestrel]

i wish i could play with these graphics

[kindred kestrel]

okay

[small dove]

i just farted

[wild hornet]

it downs your rendiment so if you have low fps i would not turn it on

[small dove]

this is critical information

[tawdry solar]

This really had to happen right when my medal isn't recording

[small dove]

isnt it always clipping tho?

[kindred kestrel]

i wanna know what settings i should use when having high graphics

[tawdry solar]

Ye I turned it off a few hours ago for a reason i forgot

[small dove]

ok... anyways i made this guy trip on my sword so that he fall and bashed his skull in

[tawdry solar]

Tho one funny thing I noticei s that when I pick up the head the weight is like lifting the entire body

[summer yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

[small dove]

i have it favorited

[tawdry solar]

damn

[summer yacht]

Good

[small dove]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

[summer yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

[kindred kestrel]

pls show me your settings🙏

[tawdry solar]

That looks like cinematic mode

[mental kelp]

I hit him with the point of the blade and he took no damage

[tawdry solar]

highest video graphicss settings I think

[mental kelp]

only a light smoke

[kindred kestrel]

i wanna know what settings to use to have good performance with high graphics

[kindred kestrel]

ty

[tawdry solar]

As far as I know the only thing you can do is just switch to DX11 and maybe lower your resolutions

Turning vsync off also helps

[kindred kestrel]

okay ty

[kindred kestrel]

should i have my resolution at the lowest

[kindred kestrel]

ngl idk what resolution even is

[small dove]

💔

[kindred kestrel]

what is it

[small dove]

i dont know either

[kindred kestrel]

lmao

[small dove]

all i know is that low resolution make less lag

[wild hornet]

it's like the pixels shown at ur screen, lower resolution, lower graphics

[kindred kestrel]

THATS SO MUCH BETTER

THANK YOU SO MUCH

I HAVE NO LAG

[small dove]

why am i alive?

[kindred kestrel]

holy fov

[small dove]

oops

[small dove]

makes it easier to tell if im gonna hit or not

[kindred kestrel]

im gonna play ts game everyday now because my life have been saved by you two

i have 0 lag🙏

[wild hornet]

Enjoy it

[kindred kestrel]

ty

[small dove]

good luck

dont get your head split in half

[mental kelp]

framed a pic not knowing the carnage that would follow...

[small dove]

lucky you recorded

wth am i doing 😭

[small dove]

ever tried just stabbing them and then spinning the weapon around?

[tender quest]

I have not

[kindred kestrel]

do you guys not give your enemies mercy and js kill them then move on?

[kindred kestrel]

oh that was clean

[small dove]

something like that (video unrelated)

[kindred kestrel]

DAMN

yall have some skill

[small dove]

uhh i dont

but you do learn how to hit with the good part of the weapon

after some time

[kindred kestrel]

okay

[small dove]

anyways

just got to soldier

it has my favorite weapon

[kindred kestrel]

congrats

[summer pasture]

i make sure they're dead

[kindred kestrel]

same

[summer pasture]

i make sure..https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1369702885792809153/image.png?ex=6856d4b7&is=68558337&hm=801e19f66aea9756b7e35bdaf2c21b2b25b849d5c820a3cb5949b94b2fe637f3&

[small dove]

also fun fact

just so you know

this server has a anti brainrot filtering system

[kindred kestrel]

oh fr?

[summer pasture]

tung tung tung sahur

nuhuh

[kindred kestrel]

no

[small dove]

italian brainrot doesnt work i guess

tralalero tralala

[summer pasture]

same level as me?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1362508358774685787/image.png?ex=68565d8a&is=68550c0a&hm=96bb8894330671c9aaf441ea68bf6fa44a64258ba083848554644fe8d76822f2&

[kindred kestrel]

DAMN

HOW

[small dove]

wait let me go find my old picture

i have done some nasty things

[normal solstice]

Is there any way to fix the fatal error?

[summer pasture]

fr

i hit a guy with a smash before

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1363531066232668302/image.png?ex=6856ca43&is=685578c3&hm=168e2fc2a4160c5ba7ef31c79df1bc24039dfa87201062d3432fb3655360d612&

sendo fr

[summer pasture]

tonights the night.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1361115787863134238/image.png?ex=6856929c&is=6855411c&hm=7f2c027845d2d1392d3f0653712ba62ac0f80bbb19e17bf725d6fca968206ea3&

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-morgan-dexter-new-blood-jim-lindsay-gif-6844957641813999649

[kindred kestrel]

why does everyone look the same

[normal solstice]

Is there any way to fix the fatal error??

[small dove]

#photography📷 message i forgot i did this in the old demo

[summer pasture]

turn off blood

p sure

demo damage

was crazy

[small dove]

check the message link i sent

[summer pasture]

lmao

this was what one of my mods i did

[small dove]

that shit crazy

[summer pasture]

rate ts

midas touch

touch of doom and despair

[kindred kestrel]

godamn

[small dove]

bro got touched by the finger of hatefullness, despair, and suicidal thoughts

[summer pasture]

LMAO, big ass hammer

[small dove]

GUYS

I FOUND THE PICTURE

[covert flare]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-sonic-gif-14009760066009355868

[normal solstice]

dont help

[covert flare]

literally this

[summer pasture]

my hammer built weird

😭

[small dove]

I FOUND THE PICTURE!!!

yay i so happy

[summer pasture]

i hit a hole in one

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1361109092437070026/image.png?ex=68568c5f&is=68553adf&hm=daf81ee046709bbdf50fd55da1f8f24265a93323e1bdfb49cb22c55aa3324870&

[mental kelp]

died to the actual weakest move in the whole game

[normal solstice]

it didn't help(

[small dove]

this was a good one, but it wouldve been better if his head detached

[summer pasture]

erm

take this one punch man ahh

[covert flare]

literally lodged in his face for a sec

[summer pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/one-punch-man-punch-serious-gif-12250021

[small dove]

do you have a mod that just does so that if you touch the willie, every bone just... breaks?

[summer pasture]

made by me

:Wink:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1361043123538759794/2025-04-13_19-18-51.mp4?ex=6856f7af&is=6855a62f&hm=bed74b23678c6ee4c08db4abd70c76f3db6954b4cf89b01e3d9067a55f451627&

[small dove]

😉

[summer pasture]

aftermath:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1361087279359328428/image.png?ex=6856780f&is=6855268f&hm=0b691eabd42882f9e061009f9ed0442e0bb8cd28c2084e78ebf869c61c44d1e3&

[small dove]

https://tenor.com/view/alan-keane-gumball-crying-gumball-balloon-gumball-balloon-crying-crying-happy-balloon-gif-4805895759598885703

that how they were born?

[normal solstice]

everything was working fine a day ago

[summer pasture]

boxer pov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1361010530189447289/image.png?ex=6856d954&is=685587d4&hm=9f85a93ec55b25110d9cd949ebfaee53b793befb910a5e1d6815b4ae02664b27&

nice lil img

[short cloud]

the willie is naked so i think that he a mod

[serene tulip]

so funny how Veteran has all this armor but hardly any vitals covered

[covert flare]

isnt that the damage multiplier 9999999999997 in the enhancer?

[summer pasture]

nah

i use own mod

[covert flare]

nice

[summer pasture]

farting on bro

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1360961085263450173/image.png?ex=6856ab48&is=685559c8&hm=4fd270072acd10c2e58d284b6d3babccc66564774dc1047320fbb4b6082bbb9e&

lel

[small dove]

blood? or poo..

[summer pasture]

woah

[small dove]

internal damage...

[summer pasture]

forgot i did this

i punched so hard

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1360960281848709332/image.png?ex=6856aa88&is=68555908&hm=bd7097eaed7a7286de21f299edfcad2b5b368ecd2396007de9dd50b914632802&

i crashed before

[fierce abyss]

rip bro

[summer pasture]

lamooo

i forgot i did ts

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1360767036887666878/image.png?ex=68569f4f&is=68554dcf&hm=c0d8c85c7de7d3de3ca3f3628991debe7957aa4ca6195515c6ceb060a3a69feb&

[fierce abyss]

lol

[summer pasture]

i did bicycle kick

and just broke my neck

[small dove]

sanji party table kick or smthn

video unrelated

[covert flare]

look what the cat brought in!

[summer pasture]

i did bicycle kick

and dropped on my neck

i legit couldnt move

broke my vertebrea

🙏

[short cloud]

identity theft

[small dove]

"Honey!! The cat brought in a bloody Willie in the house!!"

(literally)

[summer pasture]

i legit broke my legs, spine and neck doing the bicycle

dont do what i do

[light stirrup]

Them blocks lol

[summer pasture]

(i like kicks)

[covert flare]

how is he alive

[small dove]

e e ei

[summer pasture]

YEOWHCCHhttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1360755706487111942/image.png?ex=685694c2&is=68554342&hm=f5fa34b3f57dab06f0a884ab36783d023d65405ac0c79f5879194dc710c69912&

[covert flare]

oof

[summer pasture]

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1313253243081461810/image.png?ex=68567924&is=685527a4&hm=3ea11dc480565d4d09ea456fce9d235606e1f59c0feed74ca0e5e97af85637a0&

i also broke my bitrate i kicked so fast

🙏

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1313250327621013545/image.png?ex=6856766d&is=685524ed&hm=27dc8f710ec58c92f370510b1c6aa5e503ef1faec6a40c38ddaa03a22b322119&

[small dove]

funny stomp

earrape warning**

[summer pasture]

how loud that freaking wood

[small dove]

pretty loud

[light stirrup]

Need to learn how to yeet Willie like that lol

[shell bronze]

on god

[summer pasture]

i did 2 leg middair

kick#

lol

door weapon

[light stirrup]

This is the best I can do

[summer pasture]

dude is not living the crusher

[summer pasture]

ahh

theyre hard to land

ive done them tho

[small dove]

remember, just because you lose a arm does not mean you cant wield a weapon

[summer pasture]

just make your arm the weapon

[light stirrup]

I've managed to pull wrestling moves awhile back lol

[summer pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1383792743675072625/image.png?ex=6856ac6b&is=68555aeb&hm=1c5735de8cd99549a7933b78ce0223aff7a222976e938126db72a66ef30016d5&

[light stirrup]

This was an enzuigiri

[small dove]

Malenia:

[summer pasture]

yes

si

[small dove]

yessi?

JESSY?

[tame hollow]

bro had his arm cut off and now its a weapon

[small dove]

https://tenor.com/view/team-rocket-pokemon-prepare-for-gif-5634690

[summer pasture]

lamoo

what can bro do

[small dove]

her name is spelt jessie btw

just so yall know that i know

[lament wraith]

didnt know that half sword was on the atari

[summer pasture]

hey!!

[lament wraith]

[summer pasture]

im tryna fix my hammer

being built flat

wait

chat

i can prob just make a house waepon

lmaoo

wtf

i just flew

[small dove]

https://tenor.com/view/willie-willie-jar-one-willie-one-jar-half-sword-half-sword-jar-gif-15272861484555836104

[summer pasture]

I GOT IT ON CLIP

YES

MARY POPPINS

[tame hollow]

is he okay

[summer pasture]

lMAOOO

[little verge]

https://www.twitch.tv/graklore/clip/DarkTallPanPipeHype-nVgXnHeJTxJWzdW6

[summer pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/broken-umbrella-umbrella-fails-disappointed-mildly-frustrating-fails-gif-14460103

i found a big

bug

you can make weapons like propel themselves

[light stirrup]

Another speen vid

[small dove]

relax, bro

he's practicing his spinjitsu

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-gif-18163260

[light stirrup]

I just noticed that Willie dabbed there 😭

[small dove]

playing btd6 rn

[summer pasture]

yall think this gonna hurt willie

[small dove]

still tryina get the new desperado monkey 😭

[mental kelp]

which one, urs or the bot

[summer pasture]

both

[tame hollow]

remember,well placed mace hits can break bones

[covert flare]

i have found a new passion, spinning polemaces

[summer pasture]

MY EARS

[covert flare]

crispy right

[summer pasture]

new weapon

i call it

"The Titanic"

[covert flare]

tf

how does it work

[summer pasture]

HAMMER

https://tenor.com/view/cavemanspongebob-caveman-spongebob-react-whatreact-gif-20206670

HAMMER

bit hard to use

lemme try make it a lil smaller

so its useable

[little verge]

looks like m00 has some competition.

[summer pasture]

its like fucking hollow dawg

it weighs nothing

[light stirrup]

Leg takedown

[covert flare]

haha thanks

still improving the accuracy though

tricky with the polemace due to the weight

[summer pasture]

personally

i prefer breaking legs with kicks

[light stirrup]

Same XD

[mental kelp]

the day willie learns to block will be glorious

[summer pasture]

i broke first boss accidentally

by hitting like 4 body roundhouses

1 back kick

then oblique kick

he was fucking crippled

[covert flare]

this one was so clean

[light stirrup]

This one of my favorite kneecapping

[summer pasture]

ok

could be better

[summer pasture]

me viltrumite

[light stirrup]

Lemme show you some sportsmanship

[summer pasture]

we dont do that here

i try pick them up but they just fall

[little verge]

I have not managed to get the technique at all. Same with spin kicks.

[summer pasture]

hmm

[light stirrup]

Was going for the leg grab, but I held his hand instead lmao

[summer pasture]

i technically made spinkicks

heh

[covert flare]

i'm not even trying with spin kicks i just cant get it

[summer pasture]

spinkicks second nature to me

i first started them

[little verge]

I moved on to Halfboarding.

[summer pasture]

i first started spin kicks

like 30/11/24

yh

they easy

[mental kelp]

getting back into it

my old clips were much better in the polearm area

lost it

[summer pasture]

omg

brutal combo

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-gangsta-pose-two-piece-no-biscuit-peace-gif-15919623

[summer pasture]

first kick broke left arm, second broke right arm

third head

[covert flare]

https://tenor.com/view/lorax-flying-bye-chat-gif-10990764686790933783

[summer pasture]

im bored

imma try make omni man outfit

[mental kelp]

I make the motions but I usually whiff em

[wheat gust]

btw do people actually go up from elvels after level 1

like i never seem to get any progress

[summer pasture]

youre meant to click onto the next tier

😭

on right

[echo furnace]

There are two types of people in halfsword:

1. People who don’t know what the hell they are doing

[stark bone]

wonder if we will ever get scimitiars, or thin curved swords?

[sudden summit]

real

[stark bone]

i kinda simp for the turkic/kuman swords

[pearl ferry]

some of the falchions are basically scimitars arent they

[rapid bridge]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kx2RJrnorFQcr9m1H?invite=cr-MSx0VHAsMzI5MjkwOTg5

[echo furnace]

How do you not have roles

Wth

You didn’t choose none?

[sudden summit]

built different ig

[echo furnace]

Well yeah being built the wrong way is pretty different

[sudden summit]

🥰 👍

[mental kelp]

the first hit on this clip is insane...lucky tho

[pure dock]

is there any mod that would allow me to do 1v2 1v4 fist fights?

[little verge]

Yep if you post here off and on for about 2hrs you will reach lvl 3 which unlocks the maximum perms for the server.

[wheat gust]

how many messages do i need to go up a level tho

[little verge]

There is not a set amount. The bot gives (x) amount of xp. per post per minute. So spam messages will not earn xp..

[wheat gust]

oh

[mental kelp]

85 at minimum given each is spaced out a minute

[wheat gust]

ok

how did i do mordeschlag on someone with a knife

seroiusly i stole their rondel and i hit them in the head with the pommel

[summer pasture]

YES!

MY MINION OUTFIT

IS COMPLETE!

[little verge]

Mordschlag has not been implemented.

[summer pasture]

HOL UP

the golden sword kinda fire

[wheat gust]

well i did what basically is mordeschlag

like i just hit someone in the head with the pommel

close enough

[tender socket]

guys is this too brutal

oh nvm dont have img perms

[digital panther]

add large candlestick to the ultimate challenge

[little verge]

You cna post it in #game-footage-🎮🎥

[summer pasture]

ill end this in one punch.

https://tenor.com/view/saitama-one-punch-man-gif-22096414

[pliant plume]

when did they add bloody footprints?

it may have been a while ago, but i havent noticed it before\

[deep shale]

some fine parrying

im just a peasant levy howd i do

halfsword devs should just start uploading clips to the steam page
so we could be the steam game with like 50,000 videos in the store page and make history

[deep shale]

or at least until valve says stop

[rich owl]

how can i upload images?

[small dove]

level 2 i think

[rich owl]

just because i cut both this guys arms off and thought it was funny

[little verge]

Lvl up by interacting on the server to get image perms in common spaces. Until then #game-footage-🎮🎥 #photography📷 .

[small dove]

that was a good one

btw he did die from that

nvm hes still alive

[soft osprey]

Okay now show the results of your attempt

[small dove]

blender

[supple merlin]

i will completely kill myself because of this game

i almost beat baron

after more than 8 fucking hours

just for the game to crash

he was bleeding

and i was full hp

and the game

fucking

crashes

i almost break my keyboard after this

[small dove]

yaya

[small dove]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-asuka-mecha-stab-anime-gif-15744967

[fallen meadow]

5th attempt on third boss hes just too annoying

i hate that i cant change my loadout even after surviving the abyss

[small dove]

you can tho?

[fallen meadow]

you cant

[scenic narwhal]

I've noticed after the abyss it'll get locked for the rank you died at

[fallen meadow]

which is annoying

[small dove]

then he worded it wrong

[fallen meadow]

you misunderstood it

[small dove]

no

[fallen meadow]

yes

[small dove]

remove the "even" in your sentence

the original message states that you cant change loadout at all

[fallen meadow]

i clearly stated *after surviving surviving the abyss

[small dove]

saying "i dont like coffee even with sugar" would be me saying that i dont like coffee, even if i were to add sugar to it

not that i dont like coffee with sugar, but i like coffee without sugar

[fallen meadow]

but you clearly know what i mean when i said after surviving the abyss . and adding even also works out since if you quit the game and load also you cant change it

[small dove]

this sentence SHOULD say "i hate that i cant change my loadout after surviving the abyss"

[small dove]

no, i didnt know what you meant until Vee told me what you meant

[fallen meadow]

then why he understood it and you didnt

[small dove]

because unlike me, he has actually had the experience

if i die with a loadout, then i will most likely keep using that loadout even after getting out of the abyss

i dont even attempt to change loadout

afk

[fallen meadow]

so you experienced it just never noticed lol

[manic cradle]

why is it so hard to find leg protection

i feel like a boss in videogame that has an ultra obvious weakness lol

[fallen meadow]

red skull origin

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-captain-america-red-skull-failing-fail-gif-19613837

[manic cradle]

ok now that's a little unfair

[strong patio]

i like playing fist play with damaged turned all the way down, takes like 10 minutes to slug it out

[vivid token]

thats eye popping

however...

[fallen meadow]

hats off ...

[manic cradle]

that's my new record

i hate it when game sends you enemies with no time to loot

i end up fighting knights as a marauder peasant with a spikey stick

[fallen meadow]

sword touch willie: willie gets sliced into half

i just looked at the dagger for a second and got impaled

[warped leaf]

What button is it to get up

[glass burrow]

half sword is overrated, change my mind

[scenic narwhal]

Move keys

Either backwards or forwards depending on what side you're laying on

[scenic narwhal]

No

[fallen meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-washington-get-out-no-hell-gif-10700690

[small dove]

something like that

[small dove]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-gun-emoji-shoot-gummychan-mayo-angry-emoji-gun-gif-1430402641276356486

[small dove]

@gilded veldt good boy hasnt changed his name

[glass burrow]

😒

[glass burrow]

ok I surrender

[small dove]

i already shot you 261 times

[glass burrow]

I cry thee mercy!

Mercy, me sire! And by godness, grant me will to live!

[small dove]

he said the same.

[fierce abyss]

bruh i almost just died to a tortilla chip

almost choked on it

[cerulean cloud]

willie is going to get some earrings

[small dove]

me when i bite the chip with one of the edges going up vertically

[fallen meadow]

third boss is so op i blocked his attack with my sword but he pushed it so hard it cut my neck

[fierce abyss]

it went down my throat flat

[small dove]

want something to learn how to do?

[fallen meadow]

thank you but i will learn through trial and error !

[small dove]

take any weapon, preferably a polearm or something else that only has a sharp edge in one area

half sword

slow mo

drop the weapon

kick it

[fallen meadow]

i dont use slow mo

[small dove]

i use it for precise parrying and cuts

[fallen meadow]

i like it without slow mo xd

[small dove]

wait let me just speedrun t1 rlly quick

that mustve hurt

safe to say he isnt alive

[fallen meadow]

i clicked on your vid and my game gave me a fatal error lol

its like toddlers fighting over a toy

[small dove]

ok im done with t1

let me try to NOT cut off my own leg this time

i acidentally uploaded a picture too

[fierce acorn]

this was so weird i was thinking his head was his shoulder and i was trying to find his head somewhere

[small dove]

im tryina do this but into the enemy

[serene tulip]

a little face lift

[fallen meadow]

i finally found kos

[small dove]

https://tenor.com/view/how-is-that-possible-dr-jill-gideon-criminal-minds-evolution-how-could-that-be-true-criminal-minds-gif-17486932292901650549

[fallen meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/micolash-bloodborne-souls-cybervist-gif-18461966

meant micolash but ye

[fallen meadow]

1 in a million chance

[small dove]

i thought i hit the arm with the sharp part

[serene tulip]

@shell bronze This was a fun hand cut

[fallen meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-gif-12633853

[small dove]

i think i got bad at halfsword

i used to easily be able to make it past soldier

but now im dying before i get past commoner

[fallen meadow]

game really want me off

first time getting this kind of error though

[small dove]

was bouta bash bro's head into the fence so hard my game got fatal error

[fallen meadow]

lmao

[small dove]

he was gonna feel the force of the wood

[fallen meadow]

the hit was gonna be so hard the game decided to just NAH

[small dove]

kratos but the red tattoo is normal, and the skin is red tattoo

[fallen meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/punching-kratos-god-of-war-punch-in-the-face-gif-14375441577561866443

if character creation ever comes out def making a kratos

[serene tulip]

I believe it will be presets as opposed to character creation

[proven verge]

gnarly neck chop

[serene tulip]

Man that was a vicious stab

[tough jungle]

does anyone actually like 1 handed swords with shields?

[serene tulip]

I did before last update. Not so much a fan of the state of 1 handers rn

[jolly gorge]

no i like one handed swords nun else

[tough jungle]

it feels like i cant get any accuracy with them

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkoV0G9c4DY

[tough jungle]

plus its hard to use a shield at the same time

[wind charm]

random video wip moment

we do a little resuscitation

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-gooba-critter-gif-1976390881313823333

gooba is always a boost in moral

[jolly nexus]

Gooba pillow when?

[proven verge]

ladies and gentlemen

I give you

the cleanest riposte ever

[serene tulip]

That is extremely clean, but I raise you

show us, I want to see

Surely you hoard your clips

damn

[proven verge]

not a riposte i know, more of a catch

[serene tulip]

Just finally set up OBS and so far it's been working how I wanted it (wanted to split audio tracks multiple ways).
Think I might want to change the format from MKV though because it lags a little in davinci

[serene tulip]

Still pretty good. This was one of my favorite catches of the day

[proven verge]

idk about that, ive noticed for impalements once you get deep enough the game just counts it as a kill. That is true irl though

[serene tulip]

It's overwhelming because of the amount of information presented, but if you can break it down into specifically what you want to accomplish with it, it's more digestible

I prefer to drive it deeper and wiggle. You get results like this

Might depend on what gore setting you play on. I play Gruesome because I like chopping people up willy nilly

[proven verge]

im falling in love with first person is this bad

[supple flint]

is ths game good

[serene tulip]

Meant to say grotesque

[supple flint]

bro its been 2 or 3 years get over that song

i meant movei#

movie

its whatever i got an alcohol method on doordash so i get drunk everyday

and

yeah

?

https://soundcloud.com/skeletonsss/its-whatever-i-got-an-alcohol-method-on-doordash-so-i-get-drunk-everyday

Its peak

listenn to it

[proven verge]

this is a baaaad way to go

[supple flint]

bro was stunned

[serene tulip]

Face lifts are always so nasty

[proven kiln]

that made me scared

[proven verge]

https://tenor.com/view/faceoff-face-john-travolta-nicholas-cage-off-gif-18512684

[supple flint]

@jolly gorgewhat do u think

of the song

https://soundcloud.com/menthol100s/bipolar

[serene tulip]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270523847212404817/twearking.gif

yeah but it doesn't have the charm of Willie

or the beauty

[proven verge]

funniest glitch ive gotten in over 300 hours holy shit bro im dying

the slow mo the force everything

HAHAHA

the crush at the end too fucking perfect

[serene tulip]

Man that's the first time i've seen a physics glitch while in first person. That's incredible.

This is the closest thing I have to that

[proven verge]

Ive been launched before just never that high yours takes the cake

[scenic narwhal]

I don't think your blades touched

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/fus-ro-dah-gif-12419235768410869457

[wind charm]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxIjGKRKZMTRbtrjThUXkJn_V8AJMTGtZR?si=1W5FPnC3VvDfmNMa

[serene tulip]

Trying to draw weapons with a cut off hand seems to trigger some crazy reactions lol

[supple flint]

was that punch too much

[white trail]

if you lift willie enough he screams differently

[wind charm]

i've been single for 2 years

[serene tulip]

Awesome, browsed some OBS forums and fiddled with my encoding sections, image looks awesome and davinci optimizes it quicker during editing.

Glad to finally kick the shadowplay crutch, though it has served me well for a few years now

[serene tulip]

pssshh only 2 years

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344011183694282899/1379227020999004250/dontsaythat.gif

[serene tulip]

only 18

still have ya'll beat out easy, no contest

[frigid tendon]

mrowww >:3

[lavish sapphire]

i wish this stuff happened more

[short cloud]

did i get a power up?

[burnt sonnet]

will the game be released on vr?

[pearl ferry]

stabbing willies to death my beloved

[short cloud]

i dont think it will, vr devlopment is hard and there are already games that have games like this on vr

[pearl ferry]

no

just go playg blade and sorcery

plus I feel like the gore render in vr would probably fry your skull from overheating the headset or some black magic type beat

[proven verge]

like a rogue

riiiiick wheres riiiiick

[sleek valve]

There will also definetly never be a "Half Sword VR Nomad"

[shell bronze]

turned bro into count dooku

[marble sigil]

have they commented on a possible sandbox mode or nah

i think that would be fun

like letting us spawn stuff

mess around with settings for velocity and shit

[proven verge]

He went to swat my weapon and got juked out

[serene tulip]

After wayyyy too long of a break I have a new video on the channel.
It's simple, but fun I think, hope people enjoy watching a variety of Willie butchery.
https://youtu.be/MtFVi_IpbQ4

[serene tulip]

Awesome. Been working on blocking the axe lately. I just get scared because it's like instant death if it touches you lol

[shell bronze]

axe might be stupid powerful but it's slow and predictable

[pearl ferry]

when you aske ye olde barber for a lowe taper fade

[shell bronze]

@serene tulip

especially when the dude tries to half sword you

[serene tulip]

Yeah it's more about making sure I get positioning right so he doesn't just cleave through my block. More an issue on my end than the axe itself

[tame hollow]

this is a bad way to go

[tame hollow]

didnt even let bro finish his sentence

[serene tulip]

The boxing fight in FishtankLive, final blow was literally just this lol

[muted dew]

BUFF-

[tame hollow]

wheres the brain at

[serene tulip]

Looking like the inside of a mined out giant's skull in Valheim's mistlands

[muted dew]

Me and my noble steed

[proven verge]

"handled" him

[muted dew]

A 2 for 1 deal

[whole dust]

are npcs supposed to spam rush you when they're the last one of a group

[tropic thorn]

who up halfing they sword

[hidden whale]

they do what ever makes sense to them, the ai seems pretty advanced to me

[whole dust]

ok thats actually interesting i thought they were more basic

[hidden whale]

one time, the last willie standing just surrendered as soon as i finished killing his friends, it was on small buhurt

he was untouched

another time ive seen all 3 of the AI turn on each other to end the round faster. that is what i assume to be the reason for the friendly fire

[whole dust]

oh weird i dont think they surrender in baron unless they're about to die

[hidden whale]

they do weird stuff all the time, i pay super close attention

[whole dust]

yeah we need a update that makes them as accurate as the player is

they're a little too precise for mouse controls ngl

[hidden whale]

the lower your sens the more precise you become

[dire gull]

devs should add deformation, like when you start bashing a guys head in it starts deforming with blunt weapons

[lofty stag]

"yah dude dont worry i just need to stretch your back a little bit"

chiropractor experience