halfsword-chat-⚔

[restive barn]

download it

then run the installer

[cunning aspen]

Hey that was rude

[small glen]

rip.

[restive barn]

the installer exe file

nexus mods

[cunning aspen]

Hey glaive is fun

[small glen]

bro

the willie is still standing

[fierce acorn]

Idk

[small glen]

playing peak music

its over for all willie

[mental kelp]

Well I don’t remember what he said exactly and I guess he got banned? But, like the way he said “oh even you make them” sounded condescending lol

[abstract obsidian]

chat is it possible to play from scratch, I finished it and would like to finish it from nine

[restive barn]

i have stroke

[small glen]

i might be bad

[mental kelp]

It is not off the table

[small glen]

rate my head choppin John longeswarde

[mental kelp]

Odd little head chop I swear you hit the chest and his head pops off

[small glen]

it hit his shoulder

and when i walked forward

it dislodged into his head

you can see the cut going up

if you look at the gambeson

[mental kelp]

Yea

[paper aurora]

i like frogs

[small glen]

i have tried to gotten slightly annoyed here 😭

[summer pollen]

i just performed a perfect one handed thrust to the skull

right under the eye

[small glen]

fighting a polearm as a polearm user

[mental spindle]

accidentally deleted the dll file of the game, verified the integrity of the files, deleted and installed the game, brought the dll file back from recycle but I still get the dll file missing error, I need help

[small glen]

feels like darth maul vs darth maul

[tulip sentinel]

Does someone know why Willies mouth never opens fully and one side of his lips sticks together haha

[mental spindle]

because he believes in God, he never worries about death, god bless willies

[tulip sentinel]

Nice answer

[gilded lava]

such is life

[regal iron]

Why does willie look like that 😭

[restive barn]

Zoinks!

[dark pewter]

What gain is there in blood

[restive barn]

-spilt, twixt us?

[dark pewter]

aye.

too much hath been lost, why losen mor

[restive barn]

stine thee hand good sire, let us not let bloodshed come

[empty dock]

I think this is the most fun I’ve ever had on a game

😭😭😭 been on ts 3 hours straight

[dark pewter]

really fun but hard

[sleek valve]

you should make a double bladed sword even though that would mean you would basically slice yourself up instantly because of how halfsword works

Wait you already have that

I'm a fucking idiot

Now make a reverse grip sword

[dark pewter]

I love how slicing a guy's head clean off sometimes makes them scream

[restive barn]

🫩

[sullen eagle]

hello gais

I love half sword

[fierce cairn]

why is willie's head empty

[sullen eagle]

What if there was jousting in half sword? imagine that

https://tenor.com/view/jousting-gif-11198785

That would be so fun

Is palliotto the main guy?

[dark pewter]

I wish there were rapiers

[sullen eagle]

Yeah that would be preety sweet

I wonder what year the game is set in, probably mid to late 1500's

[dark pewter]

I love me a good sword but I can't lie, being able to dance and lunge with a rapier would be sick.

[dark pewter]

yeah

Even earlier probably.

[sullen eagle]

But i mean a rapier would apply historically ig since they started becoming popular in the late 15th century

[dark pewter]

A rapier and a goedendag

I guess I just like pointy weapons

[sullen eagle]

oh the long pointy stick thing?

[dark pewter]

Yeah

[sullen eagle]

I mean theres already things like that in the game

[dark pewter]

Works as a bat or you can just point people to death

xD

[dark pewter]

Oh I know

[sullen eagle]

sure lol that would be cool

[rocky frigate]

Anyone else just switch to maces once plate mail becomes more prevalent? I find myself bashing kneecaps in like I'm Pauly Gualtieri

[dark pewter]

Valid tactic xD

Especially when you bash their heads in unconscious

[sullen eagle]

Yeah I love slamming the mace in willie's head

[rocky frigate]

and then go for the coup de grace

[dark pewter]

But still, using a sword or slashing weapons is cool against plate

[fierce cairn]

absolutely shit to use tho

[dark pewter]

Catching that sweet spot or bashing them in the head with the handle works wonders

[sullen eagle]

Yeah, I love just finding the little spots and just stabbing willie with that great sword

[rocky frigate]

Have you tried half-swording? /s

[sullen eagle]

half swording is great

I think its my favourite tactic

[fierce cairn]

if you like bashing heads

why dont you use the hammer

[dark pewter]

I prefer swords

But I can use a hammer

[sullen eagle]

I can relate 100%

[tired prism]

Update when

Anything that lets us play a map that isn’t an arena….

[sullen eagle]

suggestion: add free roam map xd

[tired prism]

Just an arena selection would be fire

[rocky frigate]

I need to practice more with it, because I keep accidentally cutting their neck immediately, which don't get me wrong, is metal as heck, but not exactly the best against other militiamen

[sullen eagle]

Yea, me too but its difficult to play the game with a 1660 Ti. Even on medium settings my game gets like 40-50 fps

But i havent been focused on upgrading my pc since im doing a motorcycle license

[waxen lance]

@restive barn

Black Claymore Gameplay

[dark pewter]

nice looking armor

how do you get that

[sullen eagle]

Thats cool

[fierce cairn]

beat the game

[waxen lance]

yeah its a custom loadout

[waxen lance]

not for my loadout

[sullen eagle]

Yeah but i beat the game and i only have the gold baron

[dark pewter]

How do you get that

[waxen lance]

I used the enhancer mod and saved my own loadout, you need both OVRDRTH and The Enhancer Mod

[dark pewter]

Oh right

[waxen lance]

my loadout is called The Emperor, its a baron class loadout

[sullen eagle]

Is there a mod for optimizing the game

[dark pewter]

DIdn't know it has mods

[sullen eagle]

The game looks like absolute dookie on low and medium

[waxen lance]

the weapons are also custom

[sullen eagle]

I think its just time to upgrade my pc

[waxen lance]

the black claymore itself was made by Chrome334

[dark pewter]

So cool

[sullen eagle]

Sword looks good

[waxen lance]

I like my black and gold armor loadout

[sullen eagle]

Is it difficult to mod the game?

[gentle ledge]

Playing the ultimate challenge again and I gotta wonder, are you just straight up weaker as purple Willy? Weapons in my hand feel like they're dull while I'm dying to grazes that wouldn't kill me in the fights leading up to it

[restive barn]

i made

[sullen eagle]

Maybe they did it on purpose so that he wouldn't be overpowered

[waxen lance]

not really

[waxen lance]

no

its just a matter of skill

I beat the game using the billhook, its my favorite weapon

[sullen eagle]

Nvm i didnt understand

[sullen eagle]

Akinator ahh

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/block-tales-genie-ishowspeed-flocci-trying-not-to-laugh-gif-17313536258917881333

[sullen eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

LET ME SEND GIFF

RAAAAAAAAH

embed fail

I just lost some aura

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/block-tales-block-tales-great-flocci-the-great-flocci-block-tales-genie-block-tales-chapter-5-gif-3497577311126940471

[waxen lance]

Also I get slightly upset when I see a shield

[gentle ledge]

Nah, something's definitely off about it because I had a godendag firmly in the armpit of a guy and it wasn't doing any damage, and those spikes are notorious for being near lethal just to touch them.

[waxen lance]

there shouldnt be anything off

[dark pewter]

red card

[waxen lance]

RED CARD?

FOR WHY?

[dark pewter]

yes

for going too far!

[waxen lance]

HOW

[dark pewter]

overreaction.

red card.

[gentle ledge]

Doesn't matter much since I've already beaten it before. Also doesn't help that enemies keep dragging good equipment into the void with them upon death this time around

[waxen lance]

YOU'RE A RED CARD

[dark pewter]

NO NO

red card

for you

[waxen lance]

ah I see

not allowed

thanks mods

[dark pewter]

mhm

now yuo see

[waxen lance]

no a diff image

[dark pewter]

oh

also the third boss is hard af

[sullen eagle]

Alr lets cut to the chase when will bows get added 🔥 🔥 🔥

i absolutely adore bows in games

[waxen lance]

hopefully never

[dark pewter]

NEVER

[sullen eagle]

WHYYYYYYYYYY

RELEASE MEEEEE

[waxen lance]

commoner boss is easy if you know how to parry

[dark pewter]

But on the other hand, I like the idea of parrying arrows and bludgeoning an archer to death

[sullen eagle]

YES

EXACTLY

[dark pewter]

damn that looks ez af

well i do have like 5 hours in the game xD

[sullen eagle]

and making custom matches would be so fun

[waxen lance]

I have 200

so yeah

[dark pewter]

Oh nice

[waxen lance]

def skill gap here lmao

[sullen eagle]

like totally accurate battle sim

[dark pewter]

I'm still having fun with the weapons and the greatswords

[dark pewter]

tabs is rlly good yeah

[sullen eagle]

Imagine that but half sword

well it would be a hell for the gpu but still 😭

[fierce cairn]

how does your willie move so well

and not like he has cerebral palsy

[dark pewter]

xd

[sullen eagle]

yeah exactly

[dark pewter]

Low sensitivity maybe

Works for me

[sullen eagle]

nah nah nah i dont believe

[regal iron]

The humble pitchfork:

[waxen lance]

pitchfork is the easy way

I preffer teaching myself to parry

[fierce cairn]

@waxen lance so whats your trick

[waxen lance]

you gotta learn to move with the physics engine

[fierce cairn]

my willie moves like a ragdoll

[regal iron]

Smth wrong with willie

[waxen lance]

Because once you learn how the physics work, you start being able to move fluidly like this

[dry quartz]

is this stamina wont regen thing a feature or a glitch

[fierce cairn]

well no shit but instead of saying that how about you say HOW we move with the engine

cuz im pretty sure thats the question

[waxen lance]

Its harder for me to explain, let me think of how I can

[waxen lance]

try moving with curves and straight lines

dont just go with only straight lines

[dark pewter]

I wish this was multiplayer

[sullen eagle]

Oh hell naw that would be a disaster

[gilded lava]

I think there was a multiplayer mod for one of the older demos but i never played it

[sullen eagle]

I think the game should only be singleplayer

and for those who want, it should be a mod

[dark pewter]

Would be pretty cool

[sullen eagle]

but i think there would be alot of exploiting going around

since people are poeple

[gilded lava]

I think multiplayer mods sound like fun but yeah no pressure on the devs to include that as a feature

[sullen eagle]

Of course

[waxen lance]

heres an example, at the first part I'm only using jagged, straight lines, and after i say "ragamuffin" i'm using curves with the straight lines

you can easily tell the difference here

[regal iron]

Isnt that just the zwerchau but you start with an overhead guard

[dark pewter]

That's really cool

[waxen lance]

yeah, basically

I'm using a claymore too

[regal iron]

That's just how you're supposed to swing swords irl
You swing them in curved lines or "flow" with it basically

[waxen lance]

yeah

[mental kelp]

Cuts are straight

[waxen lance]

cuts are straight yes

but to transition from cuts

you want curves

you want to flow

[mental kelp]

Yes

[regal iron]

https://youtube.com/shorts/dTIVZvmYnnU?feature=shared

This is a good example

[gilded lava]

you lame mfs are trying to hit them with the blade

i'm out here hilt bashing

[dark pewter]

You might be the best player

[waxen lance]

you can hit them with the hilt but I find just smacking them with the blade to be better

[waxen lance]

oh

far from it

[dark pewter]

xD

[gilded lava]

it's about steeze

[waxen lance]

@wind charm has fucking polearm videos where he juggles polearms really fluidly

[regal iron]

I wish we could do mordhau

[gilded lava]

in knight tier i'm a mace main anyway

[regal iron]

He somehow finds a way to not get the end of the polehammer stuck on him

[dark pewter]

like with changing hands and crouching and such

[waxen lance]

yeah

[dark pewter]

cool

[waxen lance]

I am pretty fluid with a billhook

[fierce cairn]

this looked kinda hard

[waxen lance]

but that's pretty much my extent of being able to use a polearm

I find swords much more fun to use ngl

[dark pewter]

poor guy

[dark pewter]

They are

And way faster

[regal iron]

Poleaxes and polehammers are just the billhook but shorter and worse

[mental kelp]

Bill hook when I step center line past their very small point of damage

[fierce cairn]

idk in armored tier blunt is way better

[regal iron]

Polearms when I outrange their ass

[mental kelp]

Doing what I just said closes the range

[regal iron]

Shift + S

[waxen lance]

wrong video

that was my "shields anger me 2"

[mental kelp]

Shift + W

[regal iron]

Both cancel out

[waxen lance]

polearms are just as manueverable if you use em right

[fierce cairn]

are you sure you dont use mods that change the physics

[rich tulip]

idk what happened but since the update i cant play on cinematic dx12 settings 😦

[waxen lance]

I'm sure

[gilded lava]

try swinging the polearm and pressing x halfway through

you get the juggle

[dark pewter]

I will eventually get around to that, for now it's way too fun not having to change hands every strike with my longsword or axe

[regal iron]

Using it in the ultimate mode is literally just

1. Swing
2. If it dont hit run
3. Repeat

[rich tulip]

damn i got a great name for that

the hit and run

favourite activity to do irl

[waxen lance]

Billhook breaking your neck with the pole anyways because it just does that sometimes

[waxen lance]

I have like 200 hours on half sword, the clips you see are literally only highlights, and theres always janky stuff that happens

[gilded lava]

i wish willie wouldn't just take one hand off a polearm or spear when you switch stances

ruins some really clean clips

[waxen lance]

the only modded ability I use is "no pain" because I like going "tis but a flesh wound" to a severed arm

[regal iron]

You should probably try swinging the billhook right after spinning it around your head or else it would be the same as just, swinging it normally

[waxen lance]

Literally the black knight

is me

[dark pewter]

Goes hard

[waxen lance]

you mean hitting them on the backswing?

[regal iron]

Whatever the fuck you call em

[regal iron]

True

[waxen lance]

the first one literally just fucking made him vanish lmfao

[fierce cairn]

@waxen lance i hate the stabbing its never consistent

[dark pewter]

"Gosh"

[regal iron]

I can't even come up with an explanation for it 😭

[waxen lance]

it really isnt

[waxen lance]

only consistent stabs I can do is at half sword

[gilded lava]

i will say the annoying part about using polarms is willie doing this constantly

like bro cmon

he think he in black myth wukong

[regal iron]

Ever tried a half sword thrust?

[waxen lance]

I know how to half sword thrust

I do it often

[regal iron]

As in half swording + alt
Or half swording + RMB + Alt

[waxen lance]

its actually how I did this with the billhook

[regal iron]

Ah that one

[waxen lance]

I've only ever done that twice, both times were with the billhook

[fierce cairn]

one thing that helps with the spear is to strafe to the left when thrusting

cuz it goes to the right for some reason

[regal iron]

I somehow achieved this pose once

[regal iron]

Wrong replly

But the cut is clean

[waxen lance]

You can get poses like this if you flick your camera at the right time while PRESSING C

oops caps loc

but if you want like a slight head turn while you take a screenshot you gotta flick your mouse

[gilded lava]

I still really enjoy the mid swing crouch to take out a leg instead of clashing swords

dangerous though

[waxen lance]

it takes a few times

[gilded lava]

i wish you could hold an estoc with one hand

[waxen lance]

its a plancon not an estoc

[regal iron]

Did this once

[gilded lava]

🤓 no i'm talking about an estoc

[regal iron]

The camera angle?

[regal iron]

Yk there is a slider for that.. right?
Or are you talking abt willie's head?

[waxen lance]

willies head

yea

[gilded lava]

is there a way you guys have figured out to jump on the ground

i wanna get more full plate RKOs

[regal iron]

Sword from a mod pack

[waxen lance]

slight head turns are amazing

[regal iron]

Another one handed sword pose

[dark pewter]

Is there any way to avoid playing the beggar at the start of the gauntlet?

[small dove]

the force kick

[gilded lava]

no

[dark pewter]

Stupid..

[regal iron]

No

[small dove]

that used to be my job

[regal iron]

Why the fuck can I see him smiling

[honest owl]

How do you grapple and throw people

[gilded lava]

q and e

once to drop weapon, again to grab

[honest owl]

Ik how to grab onto them but I can't lift or throw them around at all like I see ppl do in clips

[gilded lava]

try strafing and flicking the mouse at the same time

[fierce cairn]

,

[waxen lance]

yeah old half sword grab was overpowered

[fierce cairn]

the ai spammed it

and nothing else

all it did was half sword

brainless ai

[waxen lance]

yeah it pissed me off being a full fuckin knight

[small dove]

after you got grabbed, it was just.. you lose

[waxen lance]

they dont let go if they surrendered either

[small dove]

its so hard to hit them after they grabbed you

if you're on the ground, and you got grabbed

might aswell just give up

its the same as having your head cut off

[fierce cairn]

yeaouch

[regal iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1367393587901235203/1368966938423988234/attachment-29.gif?width=520&height=704

[small dove]

i will do bad things to you

[gilded lava]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1382702635743838248/5tX0gnp.gif

[small dove]

this you?

[small dove]

i will do worse things to you

[regal iron]

The play button is far too big

Your tricks don't fool me

[regal iron]

Peasant

[waxen lance]

fuck

gotta tell my boyfriend i got tricked

[small dove]

😭

[waxen lance]

YOU

HOW?

[regal iron]

Ain't no way y'all falling for that 😭

[small dove]

I DONT KNOW

[molten galleon]

I may have clicked

[sleek valve]

just a flesh wound

[fierce cairn]

• gay furries

[waxen lance]

iNDEED

[waxen lance]

NO

HEY

WE'RE NOT ALL GAY

ok

many of us are but

NOT ALL OF US

[fierce cairn]

so you are a furry

disgusting

[waxen lance]

ok vergil

[regal iron]

He knows what you did

[dark pewter]

get these damsels off my screen

[waxen lance]

I see you are a child so I forgive it

[waxen lance]

nah uh

we all have big money

[dark pewter]

furries can be the nicest ever

[fierce cairn]

what kinda insult is that? 15 yo?

[sleek valve]

I PLEAD NOT GUILTY ARENA GUARDSMAN, HIS OTHER HALF WAS STILL TRYING TO BEAT ME IN THE MATCH

[sullen eagle]

i mean most furries are into something weird...

[waxen lance]

Its not an Insult it me not interacting

[dark pewter]

some people just don't know how to give up

[sullen eagle]

HOLY SHIT THATS FUNNY

[median moat]

REF DO SOMETHING! HE IS INVINCIBLE!

[waxen lance]

true but most of us are chill

this is not an admit to anything

I am just saying most furries are pretty chill

[sullen eagle]

Chill and liking kid nsfw content

hmm..

[waxen lance]

what

no thats not

thats not furries

yeah

we dont like those

[sullen eagle]

Sure but alot of them are furries too

theres just too much negative stuff in that community

[waxen lance]

that doesnt mean most furries are pedos 😭

[sullen eagle]

so i always found the people annoying

[median moat]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1087130343183765544/1137679835024601148/attachment-6-1.gif

gif no work 😦

tragedy

[waxen lance]

also yeah, I usually dont associate with the furry community other then being like, having my online avatar be one

[sullen eagle]

thats what i mean

[dark pewter]

this game pisses me tf off

[sullen eagle]

Sure thats fine

[waxen lance]

maybe we go back to discussing half sword instead of whatever the hell this devolved into

what if full sword

[fierce cairn]

well

yall think the alt key for stabbing is really fucking weird

[sullen eagle]

Yes

[fierce cairn]

half the time it doesnt even work

[lean niche]

Stabbing Advice 🔪

When stabbing with alt (with swords), pull your weapon in closer to your body as opposed to extending your elbow out. It's much more accurate and stable.

Alternatively If it's a two handed weapon it is recommended to hold right click first, then drag your mouse to aim the weapon. Then from there double click and hold left mouse (you can try alt a little as well but clicking is more stable)
This is a much more stable and accurate stabbing pose, and a proper halfsword thrusting stance.

To practice your aiming, there's two different ways you can keep your FOV.
Third Person- with Low FOV, so you get a closer view.
or alternatively;
First Person- with High FOV, so you get a wide view of your weapon and it's positioning.
-# note, this works best for polearms or two handed swords

[Watch This Clip to see it in action!](#game-footage-🎮🎥 message)

[dark pewter]

it does work you just gotta pull back then stab

while holding alt

this willie is smart

[sullen eagle]

yea but it still so unstable

[waxen lance]

real

[mental kelp]

Heh

[worn heron]

do you play on the highest gore setting

I find stabbing on the highest gore setting is funky and doesn't like to contact as well as default gore settings.

[dark pewter]

no need for that

even the regular setting is a lot

oh

[worn heron]

read my previous message

[dark pewter]

yeah i did

my bad

[worn heron]

lasered with orbital cannon

[sullen eagle]

UHHH yes

[dark pewter]

kills you with hammers and whatnot

[sullen eagle]

i mean i like gore

[verbal parcel]

will the game cost money if it fully releaseing it

[sullen eagle]

in the game ofc

[waxen lance]

oi stop stealing pronouns

[worn heron]

try using the one handed knives and stuff for alt-stabbing on the default gore setting, see if you notice a difference!

[worn heron]

no I am collecting them all

like pokemon

[waxen lance]

muh fucking pronoun

[worn heron]

Mine*

[waxen lance]

:(

ass

[sullen eagle]

okye

[covert flare]

profanity in my halfcord

lets goooo

i mean

[mental kelp]

Arse

[sullen eagle]

halfcord xd

[covert flare]

unadakodjsdj

uhhh

[sullen eagle]

oy stop noticing goyim

[covert flare]

forget it

[sullen eagle]

!!!

[dark pewter]

this cat is so

[sullen eagle]

yes

I find vril so funny

[dark pewter]

idk what that is but good for you buddy

[sullen eagle]

ES

YES THANK YOU SO MUCH

I love that

[wheat gust]

is it possible to ehadbutt people

[sullen eagle]

Im only in it for the memes

[waxen lance]

shields only marginally anger me

[sullen eagle]

im not serious about the agartha thing

[covert flare]

btw his superpower is that he tanks about 15 high caliber shots in his belly before he dies

[covert flare]

those shields are despisable

[worn heron]

That moment you load into the carnage and all 3 homies have a tower shield

[covert flare]

probably

[covert flare]

GOD

short sword versus shields is hell

[restive barn]

tower pavise pmo so bad😭

[covert flare]

ARTHUR MY BOY

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-dutch-rdr2-rdr1-rdr2-dutch-dutch-skibidi-gif-13616564543661270916

imma try out the

chrome pack 3 rn

[dark pewter]

can't you just, hold it with one hand and strike around with your sword

or nah

[mental kelp]

Sparkles and champagne

[restive barn]

thats DUMB hard

[covert flare]

MANGOES

[dark pewter]

ok :3

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/so-true-so-real-you're-so-real-for-that-gif-17227502994505981121

[waxen lance]

real

[restive barn]

contour

[cunning aspen]

This gonna hurt

Seppupu sounds better

[worn heron]

Sudoko?

[restive barn]

seppuku

[covert flare]

this is art mistah chrome

[restive barn]

have you guys seen the boss grip pavise

[restive barn]

MISTAH PHONE!!

[pearl ferry]

Hi Shugoki

[covert flare]

what

[fierce cairn]

why do the weapons make the half life 2 pickup sound

lmao

[restive barn]

wont that hurt whenever you shove it

[restive barn]

its like how half sword uses the blade and sorcery hurt sounds

[sleek valve]

"BUT ARENA GUARDSMAN! HIS TORSO WAS STILL ALIVE!"

[sleek valve]

pretty sure another vr game uses those too

[dark pewter]

warcrime music

[covert flare]

still fighting so still an anime

tf is that music genre

meth-core?

[sleek valve]

nah

[restive barn]

j pop i think

[sleek valve]

vocaloid

[covert flare]

no no

i respect that

i like some vocaloids

[sleek valve]

kaai yuki more specifically

[waxen lance]

its fucking yuki

[covert flare]

clair obscur ost evidently

its the way

im serious

play a match

[sleek valve]

or i geuss inabakumori's version of kaai yuki

[restive barn]

addaffdfddfadafadfafdadfdfa

[covert flare]

with une vie a taimer playing on the background

this is peak

[sleek valve]

more deranged sociopathy

[covert flare]

murder to the sounds of yuki

is it yuki

[sleek valve]

i've gone too far

[covert flare]

idk

[covert flare]

https://tenor.com/view/roninmango-savage-dog-upload-gif-22149648

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-wolf-meme-wolf-growl-minors-discord-gif-13941253865542047739

[sleek valve]

im way past the point of no return

[covert flare]

mortal

[restive barn]

use a different weapon fr

[covert flare]

BUT THE ZWEINHANDER IS SO GOOD

ok i'll use another one

but its your fault for making that sword

[sleek valve]

funny

[covert flare]

@restive barn happy now?

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-dog-dog-happiest-dog-super-happy-gif-17885812

[sleek valve]

yeah

[small glen]

challenging myself, i cannot stab with the spears at all. i can only swing or m2 it

this is also a good clip to show how poor the defense abilities of the mace are

[restive barn]

do u like the royal longsword

[sleek valve]

he got a BIT too relaxed

[covert flare]

yeah but i feel the blade is too small

[restive barn]

k

[covert flare]

make it about the length of the viking sword and its golden

literally

[cyan siren]

how many times do you think youd have to punch willy in the willy in the menu to kill him

[restive barn]

its already golden (literally)

[covert flare]

i could one punch the mf

bullied his ribs

[restive barn]

music loud

[pearl ferry]

fools

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263255402729181184/1384344568584999104/2.mp4?ex=685216d9&is=6850c559&hm=8ef1097c0a20b6ae4cb41b2271b67650bebfe6b8a5794c28aa0f49e4a0fb2f89&

[waxen lance]

wait you also have a secondary claymore

[restive barn]

is that a golden polearm??

[waxen lance]

but gold

[waxen lance]

i mean if anything he's earned it

[wind charm]

Yeh

[restive barn]

its actually brass i think

it looks like brass

[covert flare]

hello my lord

[small glen]

i am challening myself

[covert flare]

https://tenor.com/view/kneel-knight-princess-gif-2124832552032785629

polearms arent for me tbh

[wind charm]

helooo

[waxen lance]

what is your mouse acceleration holy shit

[pearl ferry]

It's pointy end towards enemy

[covert flare]

im more of a longsword guy

[small glen]

i play on max sens

[waxen lance]

you say that to the soldier of war and not thy emperor? for shame

[small glen]

i also move with the weapon

so its like

10x faster

[restive barn]

thy means your

[covert flare]

@wind charm is this good/fluid

[waxen lance]

yes i know.

[restive barn]

but it still makes sense in that context

[covert flare]

i need the opinion of the current best

[restive barn]

oh sweet

[small glen]

i am not stabbing with the spear

i am only swinging

[sleek valve]

ok i found my screenshot folder but it only lets me see the screnshots i took on the playtest even though i opened the demo directory????

my playtest is outside of steam

[restive barn]

am i cooked

[covert flare]

nahhhh

u ok

[restive barn]

banjo

[wind charm]

I'd say slowing it down until it's all a continuous smooth motion, but you clipped the fuck outta that Willie 😂

[sleek valve]

BRO NO WAY A FUCKING SCREENSHOT FOLDER MADE MY COMPUTER GLITCH FOR A FEW SECONDS

[covert flare]

slow down my attacks or like, the slow down mechanic in enhancer?

[waxen lance]

also that's a nice sidearm there

[restive barn]

I ACTUALLY WON

[restive barn]

i can make stuff like that if u want

[wind charm]

It's true, chrome is a fucking wizard

[covert flare]

ZEUUUUS, MAKE A FUNCTIONAL DOUBLE BLADED SWORD AND MY SOUL IS YOURS

[wheat gust]

question: what was your MOST brutal kill?

[wind charm]

Idk how he does it 😭

[covert flare]

6 minute torture sesh

[waxen lance]

I know, he made me my primary weapon

[covert flare]

have it recorded

[restive barn]

sell your soul to Orykalcus, god of fires

[waxen lance]

a claymore

[wheat gust]

no i dont mean slapping people several times when they already gave up

i mean like a fight ending move that is brutal

[covert flare]

oh ok

[sleek valve]

ok nvm i figured it out on my own heres an image for being so cool and helpful

[wheat gust]

eg. i slit someone's throat and cut them in half

[restive barn]

i once used my hook polearm to fucking hook a person in the face

[wind charm]

Chain each swing into the next by slowly and consistently moving the sword so your momentum keeps the blade alignment ready

[wheat gust]

dang that is brutal

[covert flare]

cut both hands then cut off head

[sleek valve]

another image

[covert flare]

i see

i'll try lowering my sensitivity

[sleek valve]

alright im just going to stop cheating for a bit and return to my good ol throat slices

[wheat gust]

for me its eitherroundhouse kicking someone unconscious

[wheat gust]

cutting someone in hafl

or dismembering

[restive barn]

i killed a guy by kicking

[wheat gust]

nice

[restive barn]

LOL

[waxen lance]

what can you do to the billhook?

I'm thinkin here...

[restive barn]

nothing

its not modular

[waxen lance]

dam

[restive barn]

i can make something similar, sure

but not the exact thing

[pearl ferry]

A fellow spinner

Respect

[waxen lance]

that is not a billhook

[small glen]

its something cooler

called my epic stick

and my even more epic pointy end

[restive barn]

BEFORE you ask, yes I can make a billhook with a black handle and gold metal parts

[pearl ferry]

Always do spin attacks they are viable and safe

[waxen lance]

:o

I wanna see it

[restive barn]

should I

[waxen lance]

sure

I love the billhook

[restive barn]

😈

[wheat gust]

woudl be cool if discord decided to make this video load

[wind charm]

This is my peak
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1308844790070382643/1384336756849119403/Peak.mp4?ex=6852b852&is=685166d2&hm=a812355e2d9e97278eb5a6d969a56072801c1b85354ac375c90cb86e87e16ede&

[waxen lance]

what kinda sword is your sidearm modelled after

[covert flare]

jesus christ creator of the caruru with rice

[wind charm]

It's a longsword, specifically it's a *********** with ******** *****

[wheat gust]

am i the only one who doesnt drop their weaponwhen it gets stuck on my enemeis?

[waxen lance]

ok bro

[restive barn]

do u make ur weapons urself

[waxen lance]

I'm literally over here with my claymore

[pearl ferry]

ohyes

[restive barn]

its just a longsword XD

probs t3

[waxen lance]

its a bit longer then the t3 longsword

I'd say t4

but

[restive barn]

scaling

you can scale

[waxen lance]

yeye ik

hmhmhmh

[restive barn]

the claymore is 1.55 scale btw

[waxen lance]

nice

its got the range of some polearms

[sleek valve]

wrong clip

[wind charm]

No, I am however helping to make a weapons pack with extremely refined handling.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172907782765297747/1383345920904659036/Soon.mp4?ex=68526948&is=685117c8&hm=271bd38b8ef512cb2bb3f07f159f5a2f62212d64735251c598c8f2f559b5fb80&

[sleek valve]

face-hack

[restive barn]

who makes ur weapons

and what weapons pack

is it plasmator?

@waxen lance its a start

[covert flare]

fuck weapons, real ones use WOODEN TRAINER

[waxen lance]

actually

do a poleaxe

[restive barn]

the planned name was "suspiciously heavy wooden trainer"

[sleek valve]

jesus christ lower your sound effect volume

[waxen lance]

with a back spike

[restive barn]

okay

[restive barn]

alr

[covert flare]

NEVER (its low

[covert flare]

make one that is as heavy as the stone longsword and do that

peak

[faint ridge]

how does stabbing even work?

how do you control the height at which you stab consistently?

sometimes i can land a stab to the neck or the head, but at other times, the weapons seem to refuse going above the chest

[mental kelp]

The gretest blacksmythe in all of Germanie

[pearl ferry]

your camera controls stab height

[faint ridge]

so thats before you press the attack button (left click)?

[pearl ferry]

yup and you can also micro adjust when youre holding alt by moving your mouse\

[faint ridge]

hmm, interesting

i suppose this is the limitation of controlling an object in 3rd with a controller that moves in 2d

[restive barn]

THE LEGS-

[covert flare]

theyre okay

[restive barn]

is this good base?

[restive barn]

THEYRE LIKE _I L

[small glen]

i smacked the british out of this man

[faint ridge]

i suppose the weapon moving forwards or backwards could instead be controlled by scrolling, thus leaving the mouse movements free to adjust the X and Y axis?

[pearl ferry]

that sounds really painful

[faint ridge]

bardiches make surprisingly good blunt weapons

[faint ridge]

why? all other medieval fighting games i played have stabbing on scrolling already, though they are ofcourse much more limited than this game

[covert flare]

see hes fine

[small glen]

discord jumpscare

[covert flare]

the legend falls....

[pearl ferry]

i just dont like chivalry or the scrolling for stabbing keybind

[restive barn]

ITS BROENKN

[covert flare]

i need model export so i can play as Jin Sakai

or even better

Barney

[faint ridge]

well, i dont like how you cant adjust the height of the stab easily, which i think is quite a critical issue in a game where you need to stab in the gaps of armor

[small glen]

pet your willie

also why is he doing that meme

https://tenor.com/view/arriba-gif-12324188786972117417

[covert flare]

woodman avenged

[pearl ferry]

isnt very hard but I guess that's just a thing you get used to

[covert flare]

uhhhhhhh

punch him

now

please

murder him

[small glen]

pet the willie

[covert flare]

pro-willie is not allowed here

[small glen]

i hope you willie legs break !! Again!!

[faint ridge]

sometimes im in a doubtful mood and thus dont trust the game when it tells me that i won, so i go around and make sure that each of my opponents are uhhh.... neutralized

if they have all their limbs or most of their blood, they could get up and stab me in the back at any moment

[covert flare]

too much?

[covert flare]

i understand the sentiment

[covert flare]

preferably defeat looks like a liveleak video

[faint ridge]

its a perfectly reasonable amount of making sure

[restive barn]

uh

[wind charm]

My subway meatball that's fallen out and on the floor 😞

[restive barn]

except that thats not meat sauce

[covert flare]

how about i make it unreasonable

i'll cave his head in until its a skull brb

[pearl ferry]

stabby stab

[muted dew]

High level yoga

[faint ridge]

i either rid them of a limb or two, but at the very least i break their kneecaps. thats actually fairly merciful if you think about it. kneecap arent essential for survival

[small glen]

why does he like almost swallow the mic

"mic"

i am too fucking tired

https://tenor.com/view/sword-me-sword-shirtless-funny-meme-gif-12517920102564157080

[covert flare]

time for fun

[restive barn]

HES DEAD

[covert flare]

well he is now

FUCK I KILLED HIM

fumble with the sword

unfortunately i wont be able to prolongate his suffering

[waxen lance]

ye

[small glen]

poor willie

why must you make the willie suffer

[covert flare]

i love it

[fierce cairn]

how was he even living

[covert flare]

determination

silly determination that he would somehow

survive

[faint ridge]

i swear enemies all have different behaviour. some refuse to give up even when seriously injured, while others surrender immediately if they lose their weapon

[covert flare]

yeah, in knight rank they are the bravest though

[small glen]

parry one of them

[small glen]

and they instantly give up

[lofty stag]

https://tenor.com/view/woah-gif-11458765311954526776

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-cat-cat-insane-insane-cat-mental-gif-26255478

[tame hollow]

how

the

[faint ridge]

i dont really play the top 3 ranks (baron, knight and man at arms or smth) cause those guys just have too much armor at that point

[tame hollow]

freak

[lofty stag]

https://tenor.com/view/charge-smash-cat-bite-charge-smash-cat-bite-gif-15342273195042263536

[lofty stag]

are you stupid or stupid

[lofty stag]

by far the best clip farm area is commoner-militia

[lofty stag]

wait a second..

[tame hollow]

is there a no option

[lofty stag]

my point

🙏

[covert flare]

:D

guys guys is this cool

[faint ridge]

militia+1 is also nice cause you can survive a little longer and have less random deaths while still being easy to kill. militia+2 is pushing it though, enemies can get armor and shield combos that make them very hard to bleed

[soft osprey]

They do indeed

[lofty stag]

real

[soft osprey]

They have different “personalities”

[lofty stag]

wait how do i become mod team

[lofty stag]

fax

[soft osprey]

Apply at the bottom of #faq though just be aware you need to be 18+

[tame hollow]

nah im not stuypid

[covert flare]

@restive barn

[lofty stag]

lol perfect i just turned 18 in march

[tame hollow]

this would lag my game bc my computer lacks a cpu

wait

[restive barn]

wiping the dust off the blade

[tame hollow]

whats the point of a cpu again

[covert flare]

pulverized his body[

[covert flare]

why does he look psycho in this one

[restive barn]

everything not graphics

[covert flare]

better processing in general to every component

a bad cpu with a good gpu bottlenecks the gpu

so save up and get a good cpu

but beware

a worse gpu will bottleneck a cpu that is better

have to find the perfect combo

[marble heron]

you got it

[waxen lance]

winning cus my swords bigger

[fierce cairn]

ngl modded weapons feel a bit too op

to defualt

[marble heron]

"finish him" ass move

[waxen lance]

cpu is the Central Processing Unit of a pc, its needed for the pc to even function

[tame hollow]

how did you get a long sword as a peasant

[tame hollow]

ok

[waxen lance]

Its barely larger then a greatsword

[restive barn]

handles are so annoying

[restive barn]

is 1.5x larger

[fierce cairn]

i call that the armpit slayer

[waxen lance]

yeah its claymore size

[covert flare]

its the decimator blade from chrome weapons pack 1

[marble heron]

you can literally just club any tier to death as the baron

[north dawn]

his head fell off on the frame that my arm broke

[fierce cairn]

which is a significant edge

[restive barn]

was the thingy i posted good

[covert flare]

i dont use it seriously

generally play with more vanilla weapons

[muted dew]

What are you one about poleaxes are peak

[waxen lance]

eh, the hooks arent really my taste

[restive barn]

aw

[covert flare]

CHRIST ABOVE

this is horrifying

[restive barn]

tf happened

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-ibuprofen-i-have-a-headache-meme-ibuprofen-meme-anime-girl-meme-mood-gif-17693332636758375379

[tame hollow]

he needs some bandages

[waxen lance]

actually my sword isnt bigger then a greatsword, its just about the same size, its just how ye use it

[tame hollow]

trust me

[fierce cairn]

his vengeful spirit is trying to haunt you

[restive barn]

ok but its missing iTS TORSO

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-just-a-flesh-wound-kicked-flesh-wound-wound-gif-12275696

[faint ridge]

i dont even understand what the point of any bladed weapons are at knight tier cause you are veeery unlikely to find a soft spot on enemies at that level.

[covert flare]

nah theyre useful

halfsword it

hug the guy

[tame hollow]

the fighters when they see This amount of blood

[covert flare]

hack hack hack at the back of his neck

and off comes the head

[tame hollow]

ok that was cringe

[covert flare]

wich one

[muted dew]

just spamming the neck saw is boring and not even that effective if Willie actually knew how to keep his distance

[covert flare]

wasnt cringe come on

[fierce cairn]

i usually use the pointy end to stab the neck

[covert flare]

kill the part of you that cringes

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-26414884

luv me hammuh

[covert flare]

yeah

but still a few good hits in the head they tumble

[regal iron]

Mordhau, but they havent added that yet..

[faint ridge]

any weapon is a hammuh if you try hard enough

[muted dew]

At that point just use a regular hammer

[regal iron]

What about that useless as shit billyhook in the farmer tier

[restive barn]

wait gtg for while

[covert flare]

got games on your scrolls

[regal iron]

Sword cooler

[tame hollow]

does it help reduce lag by a lot

[faint ridge]

just get war pick at that point

[muted dew]

so you are calling it op?

[fierce cairn]

you can occasionally cut

[regal iron]

What??

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/invader-zim-movie-enter-the-gif-14899370

[waxen lance]

well, because if you do find a gap, you can cut

[muted dew]

My bad I was thinking of the big t4 bilhook

[fierce cairn]

they dont call me the armpitslayerxxx3000 for nothing

[faint ridge]

i dont know what you mean, but if there is no armor involved, bladed weapons dont transform into hammuh yet

[muted dew]

Only gaps you can cut against at t8 is the armpit. and at that point just stab it.

[tame hollow]

is brro ok

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/ibuprofen-gif-25566408

[fierce cairn]

im sexually attracted to this weapon

its so good

[tame hollow]

and i just stuck a pike through a knight's neck

[vast jackal]

i have finally reached 50 hours in the half sword demo, which means i now have a total of 100 hours across both versions of the game

[covert flare]

the assailant is like this

take your guesses

[muted dew]

Only place the sword is better than hammuh at t8 is when binding in half sword you can get the inside of the elbow on occasion

[muted dew]

Walk it of

[tame hollow]

are u sure

[waxen lance]

remember that parrying is your friend

[waxen lance]

I've literally been posting videos of the sword being really good as a blunt weapon

[fierce cairn]

i HATE that bug

the ai spams it

HALF SWORD SPAMMERS LOSE THEIR ARMPIT RIGHTS

SPAM THAT SHIT IN HELL WHY DONT YOU

[tame hollow]

what

[scenic quail]

Reverse grip back scabbard when

[muted dew]

I wasnt talking about any bug. I meant that when you are pushing and pulling each other with your weapons you can cut the inside of their elbow

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-right-to-jail-right-away-parks-and-recreation-parks-and-rec-gif-16177531

You dare speak hollywood within these unsacred walls

[fierce cairn]

knight ai only knows one move and its to hug you with the half sword stance

i fuck their armpits up as revenge

[scenic quail]

Reverse grip greatsword 🤤

[sweet hamlet]

When can we toss pommels and end Willies rightly

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-dreadnought-the-red-dread-shut-gif-6707359205527736195

RAGAMUFFIN

[tame hollow]

quick tip to win most armor rounds:
do the guard thing and try to get your weapon (if its a sword) behind your enemies neck then,swipe it around until u kill them

[muted dew]

Yeah but that is just boring

[fierce cairn]

doesnt work with a rod

[sweet hamlet]

Just hit the guy in the head or legs

[scenic quail]

Mace to the head is the way

[muted dew]

We are too good for such cheese

[tame hollow]

we know

[muted dew]

Think you mean poleaxe

[fierce cairn]

yeah but armpit stealing is the best

its the same amount of dopamine

[scenic quail]

Both of them are equally good

[muted dew]

when you hit the helmet so hard its sprays blood everywhere tho

[fierce cairn]

if only he surrendered he wouldnt have had this

[scenic quail]

I do prefer the reach of the poleaxe tho

[muted dew]

They are equal except poleaxe is better

[scenic quail]

🫃

[fierce cairn]

what about the polehammer

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/you-cant-handle-the-truth-handle-the-truth-truth-jack-nicholson-a-few-good-men-gif-18300623

[scenic quail]

Striking with the pommel is surprisingly effective

[scenic quail]

I can't handle you spamming gifs

[fierce cairn]

its sharper than most swords

[muted dew]

The fact the poleaxe is wielded axe forward in this game kinda bugs me

[scenic quail]

It's the same thing as the poleaxe

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/womp-womp-heart-heart-locket-gif-8287148600995636787

[scenic quail]

Im not even mad lmao

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/well-yes-but-actually-no-meme-aardman-the-pirates-pirate-gif-26563702

Only difference is whether it has a axe head or not

although the axe was not even used for striking anyways

[scenic quail]

I love running my mace against an opps helmet

So satisfying

[fierce cairn]

i love watching their body lifelessly collapse after i gave them a fatal concussion

[scenic quail]

1 well placed blunt hit and its basically over for them

[balmy sand]

hammuh users when i get inside their range and slam my pommel into their head in halfsword

[fierce cairn]

halfsword users when i slice their armpit open cuz they mindlessly swing their halfsword

[balmy sand]

hasty generalisation falalcy

https://tenor.com/view/ive-won-ive-won-just-as-planned-ive-won-like-i-planned-like-i-planned-ive-won-as-planned-gif-24441257

falalcy

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[fierce cairn]

this u?

[balmy sand]

nah

because i wouldn't be wearing any armour due to my superior skillz 🤑

[tame hollow]

wha

[balmy sand]

Do not allow me to catch you in my arena lil vro 🙏 I shall use the agility of my supple naked body to dodge your blows and slam my sword across thou face don't let me catch you lackin

[fierce cairn]

tf

[balmy sand]

i am NOT gonna swear you kindness on the forebearance

you SQUANDERER

[tame hollow]

#photography📷 vote on who will win

[fierce cairn]

you FIBBERTIGIBET

[balmy sand]

nah

[balmy sand]

wait is that what they say

when they say the gibberish taunt

NOOOO!!!!!

Be not the cause of my death!!

[lament drift]

guys i have a question

if u got all 7 ranks, then if u leave the game, does it make u go back to beggar rank

like will the ranks save

[fierce cairn]

they do

[lament drift]

bruh

[fierce cairn]

oh

i meant that they save

you dont lose progress

[lament drift]

oh

so once u get all 7 ranks it saves, and even if u die u wont lose them

[fierce cairn]

this guy choking on his own blood makes sounds as if he is choking on my dih

[tame hollow]

uh what

[fierce cairn]

you the what police around here or smth

you keep telling what to everyone

[balmy sand]

i fw you bro

that was auraful of you to say

you have aura

[lament drift]

guys once u get all 7 ranks, does it save and like if u die does it still stay

[idle crane]

Please don't be overly sexual here. Minor are in this server who don't need to be reading your weird thoughts

[lament drift]

bro

[fierce cairn]

okayt