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boreal widget
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yeah

shell bronze
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once you get enough armor and the right weapon to get you going its literally just spending a bunch of time cheesing and herding enemies

boreal widget
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the hardest part is living long enough to get armor

shell bronze
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especially when you get plancon or the razor blade on a stick

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and at that point even the baron himself becomes your bitch

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intravenous sword injection

rough matrix
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yeah i remember something from yesterday but i didn't have vod

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i got stabbed with sword and pulled it out

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cutting myself in half

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XD

fierce acorn
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great update

modest whale
tender quest
mental kelp
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Hedgeb📯 n

modest whale
tender quest
mossy yarrow
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Apparently

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if you win

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and die

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at the same time

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you get to respawn as

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naked willie

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and uh..

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hard mode basically

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no weapons no nothin

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as the saying goes "The Naked man fears no pickpocket"

rough matrix
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unf big sword in my hands is more blunt than cut weapon on this tiers xd

wind charm
fierce acorn
tender quest
mossy yarrow
fierce acorn
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i need it

versed jay
tender quest
# wind charm

im sitting here like, could i counter this? the hand switching is so quick it would be tough to anticipate even if you know its coming

versed jay
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thank you sir

tender quest
abstract quiver
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I tried the knight rank on free mode

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And went to carnage

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It took me

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Over 5 minutes

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To kill the last guy

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Cuz of all the armor

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And all the while me almost dying in the process

wind charm
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ya dodge it ya got an opening

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thats if I dont feint it

tender quest
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my advantage is having a big fuck off sword

mental kelp
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beat by Meryn fucking Trant

wind charm
tender quest
versed jay
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i love that for some this game is therapy

wispy jayBOT
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.militus
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tight isle
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watch out criken is swinging horizontally

rough matrix
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Watching content creators fighting in half sword is pain for my eyes ;-;

tight isle
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jerma might be the worst one ive seen

rough matrix
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tomigames ;-;

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Get this axe

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cannot kill first boss

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0% distance feeling

tender quest
rough matrix
tender quest
tight isle
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ive had way better results hitting with the flats on the greatsword than some of the polehammers lol

tender quest
wind charm
tight isle
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they hold it so low so casually fromsoft mightve been cooking

tender quest
mental kelp
tough yew
tight isle
mental kelp
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Full iron gate guard

grave valve
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grinding more UC today

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had a half okay run and got spikey stick of death

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but got insta clipped by an axe :/

tight isle
mental kelp
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This is true

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As Fiore intended

tight isle
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fiore is the only name ik for this stuff is there literally anyone else thats important

mental kelp
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Fiore is the most known of the Italian masters

grave valve
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on the top of my head there's

mental kelp
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Each country has their own stuff basically though but the second other biggest is German masters like Meyer, Talhoffer, Liechtenauer (predominant)

grave valve
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Meyer
Liech-

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yeah

mental kelp
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Mair, Dobringer, Ringeck

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Lee

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Lew I mean, autocorrect

grave valve
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Lew

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Lew is the most chill name ever

mental kelp
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I don’t know a lot about Italian or other country traditions

tight isle
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i fully expected you to straight face tell me it was johanne longsword

mental kelp
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Close it was actually Johannes Longeschwert

grave valve
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im actually going insane from UC is wear

mental kelp
grave valve
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im starting to think UC is just not worth it..

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all my attempts today break down to

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maybe get past stage one
get clipped instantly in stage two and either get crippled or instantly killed.

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or i get past that. and stage 3 is almost always two fuckers with spears.

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like what am i even meant to do there.

violet elm
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what is uc?

grave valve
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ultimate challenge.

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it's the games way of saying "fuck you" for beating the initial gauntlet

violet elm
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ah i hate it too

grave valve
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unironically worst part of the whole thing. i fail to actually understand why it was designed the way itis.

violet elm
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i think its fair depending on the reward

grave valve
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i really dont agree

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it's just a nonstop of rerolls until RNGesus decides to give you the right set up of enemies that it becomes doable

hazy sandal
grave valve
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is it really a challenge to just check how lucky you are.

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like that's my issue

because i just got to fourth stage. with a sword.

my enemies both have spears.

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it's doable but also it'll be dumb luck here.

grave valve
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though the worst part, so far, is the first stage.

there's so many attempts that just dont go past it

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because lol, you NUDGED a knife, die.

rough matrix
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Yeah it's simulator

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noone says i'll be fair

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even name of the lvl says "Ultimate Challenge"

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What do u expect from ULTIMATE challenge

grave valve
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read: is it a challenge to just check your luck nonstop

rough matrix
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I was thinking the same

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until i see some crazy guys having skills i dont have

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after some time nothing is a challenge

grave valve
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that's true

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i will admit, reluctantly, that i have gotten stupid good with the pitchfork and other early tier weapons

rough matrix
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u can outfight every weapon with sword

grave valve
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like.. compared to when i was just running gauntlet, im just better with some early tier weapons now

so

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there's that

rough matrix
violet elm
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honestly everything you gotta do is avoid spears or long sharp weapons that will disable you then just cut/stab

rough matrix
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and watch for the fk pithfork

violet elm
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i fucking hate them

rough matrix
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bcs u cannot just sidepass him

violet elm
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they always somehow get stabbed

rough matrix
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halabard and rest of the pole weapons are easy to sidepass

violet elm
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sometimes for me

rough matrix
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u just move them out with sword to the right and go to the left

grave valve
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seriouslyh?
i find him the easiest to sidestep, hilariously

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i have no idea how or why

rough matrix
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For me it's still lucky element

violet elm
grave valve
violet elm
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yeah its always luck with these ais

grave valve
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but im shocking consistent on it

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and hey, look at that

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my furthest ever UC run died because i didn't get any armor drops besides a shitty helmet and legs....

violet elm
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i got bodyslammed by an ai once

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i have the vid but my rank is too low

grave valve
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god the physics... pelase, work with me. just ONCE.

violet elm
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the fit IS hard🔥

fast kindle
wind charm
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That clip was all luck, I cannot replicate it if I tried

fast kindle
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Take a hike

grave valve
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the game is seemingly deadset on not doing anything to help you, after all

violet elm
fast kindle
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Liquor? I barely even know 'er

violet elm
rough matrix
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Sorry for late i just recorded that

random mural
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i cut someones head off

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clean

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and hes still attacking me

violet elm
random mural
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I DID

violet elm
violet elm
random mural
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look in ur dms

grave valve
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god i fucking hate spears so fucking much.

rough matrix
grave valve
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i love how sometimes you pick up a weapon, only lol NOPE

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grab the ground like a fucking idiot and die.

tight isle
rough matrix
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Nah he's fine

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Still standing

violet elm
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try cutting his right foot

rough matrix
grave valve
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welp. im done trying UC for now.

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cba trying when i can hit several cuts with an axe only for the guy to be unphased.

violet elm
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i feel you

grave valve
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he then touches me once with his mace. and whoops. thats it. dead.

grave valve
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shitty tier 1 axe.

rough matrix
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Maybe u using the wrong one

grave valve
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specifically.

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the two handed one.

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feels like it should actually, you know. do damage.

rough matrix
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Wrong axe

grave valve
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not that one.

rough matrix
violet elm
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thats the worst axe

rough matrix
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Very good axe

violet elm
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best one

grave valve
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that one. yes.

tight isle
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farmers billhook is so doodoobuttcheeksass

grave valve
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i swear to god it did fucking nothing

rough matrix
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Its the best weapon

grave valve
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i landed repeated hits.
nope. nothing.

tight isle
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if u like death by a thousnad cuts maybe

grave valve
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i get nudged once by the mace?

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WHOABUSTER YOU ARE DEAD NOW WOAAAHHH

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like come on.

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i get the funnyish feeling it'll just be the gauntlet grind all over again but even more tedious

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get to armor
get good armor
done (mostly....)

tight isle
grave valve
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lol depends on if RNGesus likes you or not

tight isle
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i just gotta actually get through the rest

rough matrix
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and swing from side little bit up

grave valve
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if RNGesus does like you

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congrats! here's armor! and a spear/polearm!

tight isle
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nothing special of a clip but i caught myself genuinely almost losing to fakeout weapon throw by an npc

grave valve
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enjoy!

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if RNGesus decides that you are not worthy

celest spire
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Everytime I try to hit them in head: "tis but a scratch!"

grave valve
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lol here's a shitty sword and maybe a helmet

celest spire
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Every time I get soft touch in head: "I guess I'll die"

grave valve
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yep

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same.

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it feels like the physics are VERY skewered against you

spiral rain
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Anyone know whats causing the crashes every 5 minutes?

violet elm
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ask how the physics are feeling

spiral rain
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has never crashed before a few days ago, now it crashes every 5 minutes

violet elm
sick plinth
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anyone else find the battle gloves to be the msot op weapon in the game

violet elm
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yes

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wait no

sick plinth
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yes

violet elm
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knife or sword with the stab method

sick plinth
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but gloves do

violet elm
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ah

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well thats debateable

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jk

sick plinth
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imma see if i can record a demonstration

tight isle
elfin coyote
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Have somebody found a way to boost your punches with the fisics of the game?

elfin coyote
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I already know about spin attacks and half spin attacks

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They are pretty usefull

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Im saying without spinnig

dense terrace
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Can ur character regenerate in ultimate challenge if u live long enough?

elfin coyote
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U dont live long enough

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You recive litteraly no buffs to compensate the lack of everything

violet elm
elfin coyote
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Have somebody here beaten the abyss?

dense terrace
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So if i get my head hurt then i will stay rearded till i die?

violet elm
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in gauntlet yes in infinite no

elfin coyote
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You regenerate a little

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Small damage dissapears

violet elm
elfin coyote
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But broken bones or amputated limbs dont

small glen
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this game is so mid

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why can't i dress up as a clown

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i want be jester willie

violet elm
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mod it

small glen
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and kill willie!!

regal iron
regal iron
tight isle
violet elm
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im fucking cooked

small glen
violet elm
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3 minutes for 925kb install

regal iron
violet elm
severe pagoda
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is there anyway i can find the audio files for willies voice lines?

pearl ferry
pearl ferry
molten heart
modest whale
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i think boxers would have more brain damage

hazy sandal
latent moon
wise canyon
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Just beat the baron first try. Are his two handed weapons meant to be so unwieldy]?

latent moon
wise canyon
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This is alos why women aren't paid the same as men in sports, it's not some sexism thing, it's because womens sports make nowhere near the same amount of money

pearl ferry
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they get paid that because you only get to enjoy the money for like one year before the cte kicks in

violet elm
pearl ferry
soft osprey
violet elm
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dominated

pearl ferry
wise canyon
soft osprey
pearl ferry
soft osprey
midnight jasper
tawny anvil
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you guys want half sword to be mmorpg?

wise canyon
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Also, funny thing is, American footy players wear shoulder pads and helmets and apparently only last in the sport for a year, but Aussie footy players wear no protection and stay in the sport for ages

tawny anvil
soft osprey
wise canyon
pearl ferry
tawny anvil
wise canyon
pearl ferry
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Where did they go

wise canyon
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We also used to play 'brick' rugby. You can imagine what that involves

midnight jasper
wise canyon
pearl ferry
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naurrrrrrrrr

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bring it back

wise canyon
pearl ferry
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No sir I'm just saying bullshit I never seen a single ruigby match in my LYFE

wise canyon
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Awww what, I beat the baron then went to the abyss and now I'm back at beggar

pearl ferry
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press freemode to get baron tier

wise canyon
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Is that just unlocked in free mode now? because last time in freemode I didn't have access to it

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Ah, so it is. Cheers

pearl ferry
wise canyon
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I do not like how unwieldly his weapons are. He should not be using them if he can't bloody hold his grip on them haha

pearl ferry
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yea the baron weapons kinda suck you either use them in half sword stance or you just wobble them around half the time

pearl ferry
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no

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short king will slay

modest whale
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then you're just too weak

wise canyon
modest whale
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so he can't properly use a giant polearm

wise canyon
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Like the smallest knight could probably snap your neck around with one punch to the jaw

ripe patio
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ello

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i want vc

wise canyon
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What are your even saying at this point

modest whale
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physics

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if your arms are longer its harder to lift something

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he has long biceps

ripe patio
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what lvl for vc

plain geode
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if your character stops moving its arms because of pain is there just nothing you can do to survive

wise canyon
wise canyon
modest whale
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you can hurt people if you run fast enough into them

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with your head

desert spear
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I fell asleep

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Also hi guys ;3

wise canyon
desert spear
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No I just woke up

desert spear
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I read it

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I mean yea Ur right

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I still don't like him much

desert spear
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I use a mod to make Ur character stronger
It works for me

wise canyon
wise canyon
desert spear
desert spear
wise canyon
tight isle
desert spear
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You literally look like jesus on steroids

light garnet
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WILLIE ORBITAL STRIKE

desert spear
light garnet
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it was a near miss

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i'll get him next time

lost rover
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j

wise canyon
desert spear
lost rover
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i am Swine for setting it to Y Arent i

wise canyon
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Also, who the hell is gonna ignore the 15 foot adonis of a man in shining gold power armour and glowing yellow eyes? Fucking no one

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Since when did Dagoth Ur have golden power armour?

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Nah we're talking about Big E. The Emperor of Mankind, Emps, golden boy

desert spear
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Willie just stabbed my willy

wise canyon
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Free willy

soft osprey
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That was my first guess too

desert spear
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Idk
He does look like a Willie tho

rare hearth
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his name is wilhelm fischer

desert spear
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He's

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Willie

rare hearth
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his middle names

desert spear
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Do u guys think Willie is home of phobic

desert spear
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Idk

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Because he's homeless

rare hearth
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i mean he's always fighting in an arena

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i dont think he goes home

desert spear
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The real question is

rare hearth
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no he's a homeless begger

desert spear
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Does Willie kiss boys

rare hearth
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who goes up in ranks

desert spear
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More like

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Kicks

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Cats

wise canyon
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Can you lot stop talking about willies please?

midnight jasper
desert spear
wise canyon
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get some aloe vera

desert spear
rare hearth
desert spear
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STOP

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EHY IS HE DOING THAT

soft osprey
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Willie’s come in all shapes and sizes

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He’s just tryna live his life

wise canyon
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Most outta line mods I've ever seen in a discord

soft osprey
wise canyon
desert spear
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I willied all over the place
Now what

wise canyon
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Hey I like it though. I've come from Ghosts of Tabor discord where they banned words like 'edge' and ban people just for saying the game needs work

muted dew
rare hearth
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this clip fits in anime

sleek gull
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Because he is a Fungus.

rare hearth
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because he IS the willie

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he took the insult "dickhead" to a whole new level

midnight jasper
wise canyon
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Real question though, why does the sound track go so hard

rare hearth
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because its peak

wise canyon
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It is

desert spear
rare hearth
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i think its even on Spotify

wise canyon
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It was recorded on the top of Everest

rare hearth
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maybe

wise canyon
desert spear
# muted dew

Me on the main menu doing nothing but listening to the ost:

wise canyon
soft osprey
wise canyon
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@soft osprey bannable right?

soft osprey
soft osprey
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No bad opinions about halfsword allowed this is a dictatorship

wise canyon
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A just sentence

soft osprey
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While im at it I’ll remind

rare hearth
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disagreeing with me??? banned

desert spear
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Kills u with my willie

soft osprey
desert spear
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Omg

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I get it now

wise canyon
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1, 2 ,3 ,4 I declare a thumb war. 5, 6, 7, 8, I used this hand to masturbate

desert spear
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Two willies fighting each other

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Half sword is a metaphor for gay seggs

wise canyon
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Do you need an ice pack or something?

desert spear
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Nuh uh

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Ur a poopy face

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HEY

soft osprey
desert spear
# soft osprey Bruh 😭

Think about it
Two willies fight each other in an arena
And the loser either spills their bodily fluids on the floor or begs for mercy

wise canyon
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Bloke obviously never uses a sheathe either I bet

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It's a good time when it's both

desert spear
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Yes

wise canyon
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Makes it better when there’s a crowd

desert acorn
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Thought I had nothing left, but I think I might be all right in the end

wise canyon
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Man I wish we could just have an endless wave of fist fights

midnight jasper
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put 10 willies just for fist fight

desert spear
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Shit

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I like willies gyattt like no other

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He is

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But that won't stop me

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Thank the Devs for photo mode

jolly gorge
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is it allowed to use the barron in the no death speed run categorry?

jolly gorge
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ok thanks

desert spear
jolly gorge
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oh ok

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il yust test it

sleek gull
wise canyon
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Ooft very nice

midnight jasper
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any advice how to easier slice armpits? i can get blade there but 6\10 times its does nothing

lost plaza
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has holding your blade at their throat to make them give up been removed? Or is it just a skill issue

desert spear
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Nice :3

austere salmon
paper falcon
lavish sapphire
desert spear
lavish sapphire
desert spear
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How r u

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What r u doing here half swording

lavish sapphire
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good

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idk

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ik u from that mia roleplay server

desert spear
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I unfortunately don't go there much

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But I might get back

lavish sapphire
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this is like a 1 in 10000000 chance to meet u here

austere salmon
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gotta love that zwehander

desert spear
shell bronze
midnight jasper
# shell bronze

did you hit throught visor or just demolished his face with sheer force of willie

lost plaza
rough matrix
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Ok it's time for some training todayh

rough matrix
shell bronze
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that weapon makes it easy

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pure leverage and weight behind that thing

rough matrix
sleek gull
rough matrix
rough matrix
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Damn third in a row

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Most of this maked by this technique

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it's super op for disarming peapole when they rushing at you in high attack or with shield

shell bronze
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if your aim is to disarm people who charge at you it's pretty easy

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(and a lot of fun)

rough matrix
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YEAH man

shell bronze
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especially when they charge at you in half sword stance

shadow musk
shell bronze
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by doing this they literally forfeit all of their human rights and the protection they once had by holding their weapons out

rough matrix
shadow musk
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60 damage and 1 surrendered only dead, another after 1 bludgeon hit in face

shell bronze
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0% damage is so fun

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your skin is thick enough to tank stuff that used to stunlock and make you bleed out

rough matrix
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Witch sword for commoner is the best for you?

shell bronze
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2h

shadow musk
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long

shell bronze
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easily 2h

rough matrix
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Small sticky lighsaber or this thick one

shell bronze
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everything else in commoner is dogass

rough matrix
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2h?

shell bronze
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2 handed

shadow musk
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I prefer veteran fights

rough matrix
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ther's multiple

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u have this one

shell bronze
rough matrix
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and the thick ones

shell bronze
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veteran is fun but it feels too cheap/easy with an actual veteran character

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so i just lowkey bring my commoner guy into it

shadow musk
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like you cant just kill in head

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i play only militia/veteran

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Man of arms is also nice

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but less

shell bronze
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man at arms is interesting

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all that armor for nothing🥀

shadow musk
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boring due to amount of armor

jolly gorge
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hi

shell bronze
shell bronze
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tower shield and armor unfortunately did not protect this individual either

soft kelp
shadow musk
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Cuz game doesn't count gambeson as armor

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Also ai

midnight jasper
shell bronze
shell bronze
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the lethality is always there if your damage settings are at default or higher with max gore

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especially militia where almost all the primary weapon types in the game are brought out

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with not a single piece of armor but a hat

midnight jasper
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i think padding also gives a little bit of protection, but commoner clothes just for looks lol

shadow musk
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Padding doesn't give in game

shell bronze
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doesn't help that a lot of people brute force their way through this game with minimal/no real technique besides blind charges and constant side to side swings

midnight jasper
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oh

shadow musk
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constant swings is just knight section

shell bronze
shell bronze
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swing swing swing

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the same direction the same way

shadow musk
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It's broken

shell bronze
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or stab if lower tiers

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it's realistic

shadow musk
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It uses fucked up blade mechanic

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so no speed needed to kill

shell bronze
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that's why polearms are just the way to go in history

shadow musk
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Pikes

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5 meters long

shell bronze
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makes it feel more weighted and as if you really need to commit to swings in order to do damage like irl

shadow musk
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maces are fucking useless there

shell bronze
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maces are asscheeks lmao

shadow musk
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they are at 60% are much less useful than basic falchion

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they have too low damage

shell bronze
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only somewhat decent application is in full armor where you worry less about getting clipped and decapitated by a sharp weapon so you can actually get to swinging

shadow musk
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also you cant commit such moves

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they could be really handy with maces

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no big swings

shell bronze
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to date i have NEVER lost to any mace user with my longsword unless i was selling

pure brook
shell bronze
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at least if i make a mistake the falchion can decapitate me

shadow musk
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I died by fucking stepping on a bladed weapon several times

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including abyss

shell bronze
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me when an integral modifier to the statement is disregarded

shadow musk
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it just lays in a crate and it killed me

shell bronze
shadow musk
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devs need to remove status of bladed weapon for that stick of death

shell bronze
shadow musk
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and it will become as useful as hammer

shell bronze
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if this was irl accurate that thing would suck balls

midnight jasper
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blunt weapon is really underpowered there, maybe normal wooden stick will do more damage that metal maces there

shadow musk
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also it sucks that swing speed is limited

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like maces are too slow to deal damage

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and you cant increase swing speed by any means

shadow musk
shell bronze
shadow musk
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Maces are powerful

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especially pernach and spiked

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irl

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Also some types (especially pernach) have wide bludgeon part

shell bronze
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maces would put you to sleep in armor and ruin your life (if they don't kill you) out of armor

shadow musk
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this one is based on real and has 3 times more length of attacking part

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than ingame ball

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damn I love how it looks

shell bronze
#

i'm patiently waiting until flails get added

shadow musk
#

swing and pray

shell bronze
#

the physics jank is gonna be so funny

shadow musk
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especially peasant one

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There is a meme about peasants with spears

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but irl peasants with fucking instruments for grinding wheat are more powerful

shell bronze
midnight jasper
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i tried ball mace+buckler. Buckler is a lot more effective

shell bronze
#

yeah mace is just ass

midnight jasper
#

but both deal not a lot damage to lumbs

shadow musk
shell bronze
#

case in point

midnight jasper
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i dont think man without armour would hold weapon after his hand got smashed with chunk of a metal on a stick

shell bronze
#

unless you're goat at and/or exclusively target landing headshots

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you are not doing shit

midnight jasper
shadow musk
#

When I fought baron I broke his 2 arms

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and he was just fine

shell bronze
#

i could have murdered that guy the first 10-20 swings if i had any sharp weapon

white trail
#

mace users when their 30 minutes of doing nothing is interrupted by winning a match

shell bronze
#

on god bruh

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i tried mace for like 5 matches and it was the most miserable thing ever

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it doesn't align well with your swinging arm, it's clumsy, and it needs full charge-ups if you want to do anything substantial

shadow musk
#

and you cant swing in head without moving camera

midnight jasper
#

one time willie stood up like 6 times after i knocked him out with a polearm hammer. like hey you got major concusion just stop

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and after that he killed me with knife in one slice

fleet garden
shadow musk
#

hammer

fleet garden
white trail
#

i halfsword or wrestle with them until i win

fleet garden
#

Not like to some half armored and a low key shield

fleet garden
#

lose*

shadow musk
fleet garden
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i dont saw a lot of enemies dying on armored stuff

shell bronze
shell bronze
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it's ok

midnight jasper
shell bronze
#

unless you're headshot king with the mace you really won't be seeing much happen at 50%/default damage levels

fleet garden
white trail
#

what's your point though

midnight jasper
#

saddest part about all that, i really like bludgeon weapons, they are cool but just dont work there

fleet garden
midnight jasper
#

at least axes are good

white trail
autumn shale
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Wtf is picking an effective weapon against armour? I just half sword and wave my mouse until I hit a squishy bit

shell bronze
#

in the end the most effective and easy gameplay against any target (armored or not) is still this

midnight jasper
fleet garden
#

the arm movement of mace feels so unnatural ngl

white trail
#

i like to wrestle

midnight jasper
#

but usually try to aim for armpits, works rarely

autumn shale
shell bronze
#

and this

fleet garden
#

ur goated dawg

rough matrix
midnight jasper
white trail
#

could the barnyard be the BEST movie ever made??

shell bronze
#

or this

autumn shale
# shell bronze

Landing good thrusts feel like magic sometimes. I just cannot get stuff that crisp

shell bronze
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you just gotta get a feel for the alignment of the weapon against the enemy

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that's how i let the pitchfork carry me all the way to veteran

rough matrix
shell bronze
#

@autumn shale gonna send a clip

rough matrix
#

0% gore 0% npc damage

shell bronze
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and drive it all the way in

white trail
#

people dont play on grotesque???

shell bronze
restive barn
shell bronze
#

i play on max blood max gore

shell bronze
rough matrix
shell bronze
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yes when i'm training

white trail
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that's lame

shell bronze
#

either i get decapitated or learn how to play and murder the other guy

white trail
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i have never played in gruesome

shell bronze
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unless i do ultimate challenge everything is maxed out

autumn shale
#

I've found grotesque comes with some wonk with weird decapitations

shell bronze
#

it does but i like the increased chances of decaps

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if i don't get hit it's not an issue

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if i hit them it's cool and badass

autumn shale
#

I've had real weak hits sever a fully armoured leg at the knee or the weapon glitching through my body and cutting me in half from behind

shell bronze
#

you just need to be able to protect yourself from full on kill swings

autumn shale
#

Yeah grotesque is fun

white trail
#

hugging people is the most fun thing in grotesque

charred scarab
white trail
#

oh

charred scarab
#

It's hard to line up the kicks usually

shell bronze
charred scarab
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But it's fun nonetheless

shell bronze
#

tbh i really stopped seeing anything too difficult with the commoner boss he works just like any other enemy

humble bloom
#

I think its when the commoner refuses to do overheads that people struggle.

charred scarab
#

Half Sword physics really remind me of Plazma Burst 2 cause Plazma was like all physics and you could get knocked onto your ass very easily, half sword is like Plazma cranked up to 8 and no guns

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It's really just both fun games

shell bronze
white trail
shell bronze
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he could do the craziest leg swiping combo ever and if you just fish it out of him like you do every other enemy you should be fine

white trail
#

unless you dont play in grotesque

charred scarab
#

The commoner boss ain't too bad if you can make him swing already and then you go for the kill that's what I do

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A smaller weapon vs him up close is usually devastating

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Wiat

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That's the peasant boss I'm talking bout

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No wait still applies I use the same strat

rough matrix
shell bronze
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peasant boss is easy once you realize that you can either outreach him with pitchfork or rush in with no fear and hack at him with any of the sharp weapons until he folds

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medium distance is where you don't want to be with that guy

charred scarab
#

Candlestick is pretty good on him as well

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If you damage his arm quickly then he's done

autumn shale
#

Candlestick is the best weapon in the game

shell bronze
#

candlestick is egregious

charred scarab
#

I wonder if the candlestick could do burn damage in the future since it's got a lit candle on it sometimes and that heat seaps into the metal

shell bronze
#

it's my favorite beggar beating stick

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fun part about carnage is that there will always be the guy from the other side trying to jump you regardless if you go left or go right at the start

charred scarab
#

Who is the blacksmith that makes all the weapons in half sword cause damn they good at their job if I'm cutting people in half so easily

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My damage to npc and player sliders are pretty close too

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So damn idk

shell bronze
#

dacap is not tied to damage

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it's tied to gore slider

charred scarab
#

Ohh I see

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Interesting

shell bronze
#

yeah the gore slider controls the dismemberment

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turn it all the way off and you just die like a normal PG video game character

livid obsidian
#

Anyone know when the game comes out?

shell bronze
#

turn it all the way up and

charred scarab
#

I thought it was damage from the player to npc that caused dismemberment on Grotesque

charred scarab
livid obsidian
shell bronze
shell bronze
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try gruesome

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a lot more grounded

charred scarab
#

Aight

shell bronze
#

they still die the same just less likely from dismemberment

charred scarab
#

You're right actually wow

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Much better

lofty stag
#

Step by step knight sword strat (100% SUCCESS):

#1: Stab and cut off the arm of your opponent

#2: (SUPER IMPORTANT) Grab the waist of your opponent and start completely dominating them, showing them that you are in charge

shell bronze
midnight jasper
charred scarab
shell bronze
#

that's right

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madness game levels of gore

charred scarab
#

Like some madness combat shit

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Yeah

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The type of shit that gets pulled on one of the fan animations by the community after the protagonist taps an enemy once with a sword

rough matrix
#

Just grab axe with two hands

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and rush him

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Little sidestep to the right before colission

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and u cuting this mf in half

charred scarab
#

Your mileage may vary on that one

rough matrix
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mileage?

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im little bit noob

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maybe slighty above noob

shell bronze
#

your mileage varies with that one

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sometimes bs happens

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pitchfork is more surefire

rough matrix
#

idk man his blade is hungry for my yummi yummi legs

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and damn his fast with this blade

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and u cannot pary this becouse of shape

midnight jasper
#

wow i broke both legs and an arm in one fight, mace worked

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but uh.... i had to brake both legs and an arm to win.... and that not even a kill

rough matrix
#

its disabling an enemy

charred scarab
#

I guess someone did medieval madness already

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How fun

rough matrix
#

Imagine moderation: Thanks for you all for sending clips! that way we can improve our new NPC AI By machinelearning your shit into neural network enemy AI! Have Fun after next update

sleek gull
weak crescent
#

Am I the only one who genuinely loathes the game modes where you need to "pick up" weapons? not the concept but rather the failed execution. I constantly grab for a weapon on the ground and my guy will literally grab anything but the thing I am pointing at.

hardy pivot
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game is so janky cause i suvive my head cut inhalf by a axe but i cant hold my weapon cause theres slight brusing on my arm

weak crescent
hardy pivot
#

yeah also you get slightly tapped on the arm with a sword and your cooked bruh

charred scarab
weak crescent
charred scarab
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And whenever it only let's me kick and nothing else is even worse

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Like I literally still have a functional hand??

weak crescent
#

I just wish we could face final boss without the pickup minigame

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I lose so much to just grabbing for something and not grabbing it and getting wrecked

charred scarab
#

Boss fights
75.5% running around trying to get something or not get thrashed
25.5% fighting

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Sometimes it's like that though

hardy pivot
#

what killed me

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i think its cause they uped the dmg on your organs like your ribs and the axe hit me or sumin idk

charred scarab
#

Istg it's like the game just rages if it thinks you're succeeding too much and it just pulls out bullshit to kill you

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The AI especially needs to chill tf out sometimes it be realistic and then other times it's on pure fucking cocaine

hardy pivot
#

like bro i can be doing so well then i forget to cover my mouth when i cough so the game kills you for stepping on a rock

lean nicheBOT
#

When stabbing with alt (with swords), pull your weapon in closer to your body as opposed to extending your elbow out. It's much more accurate and stable.

Alternatively If it's a two handed weapon it is recommended to hold right click first, then drag your mouse to aim the weapon. Then from there double click and hold left mouse (you can try alt a little as well but clicking is more stable)
This is a much more stable and accurate stabbing pose, and a proper halfsword thrusting stance.

To practice your aiming, there's two different ways you can keep your FOV.
Third Person- with Low FOV, so you get a closer view.
or alternatively;
First Person- with High FOV, so you get a wide view of your weapon and it's positioning.
-# note, this works best for polearms or two handed swords

[Watch This Clip to see it in action!](#game-footage-🎮🎥 message)

charred scarab
#

Once got so unlucky that I died 5 times in a row to the beggar boss and nearly did again a 6th time

#

Legitimately I don't know what goes on but like after 7pm the game just turns on hardcore mode or something

jolly gorge
agile lotus
sleek gull
agile lotus
jolly gorge
#

the farmer boss is so easy because the sycthe is such an impractical weapon

hardy pivot
#

my guys cut me in half when his blade wasent even near my waste

charred scarab
#

In my experience the candlestick will waste him pretty well

jolly gorge
#

i dont do anything but beggar on the gauntlet

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but i do everything in free play and the abyss

jolly gorge
#

what a simpleton, he had the best weapon in the game and i was left handed with my sword

sleek gull
manic cradle
#

is character's health nerfed in final challenge or smth
random soldier decided to do a knight coronation process on me by slightly tapping my shoulder with a sword and that completely disabled my arm

jolly gorge
hardy pivot
#

how meny waves till the golden knight

jolly gorge
manic cradle
hardy pivot
serene tulip
hardy pivot
serene tulip
#

I lived longer than my enemy

hardy pivot
#

fairs

north glade
hollow valve
#

how to beat the commoner boss

serene tulip
#

cut him or stab him

small needle
#

Punch kick

hardy pivot
#

my hand was stuck in the sheething positoin its annoying cause i had a really good weapon

silent flax
manic cradle
#

and now peasants began summoning magic forcefield that pushes me in one direction making fighting impossible
game didnt feel like demo until final challenge really

shell bronze
manic cradle
#

they will use every single dirty trick because they know im much better than them in an equal fight

manic cradle
shell bronze
shell bronze
#

or this

hardy pivot
#

most annoying thing is stepping on a blade and it cutting your foot off its like the worse versoin of stubbing your toe

tender quest
#

never had that happen

hollow valve
#

how do you make so big fov

north glade
#

every blade in this game is crazy sharp for some reason lol

shell bronze
#

it's in settings

shell bronze
#

scythe easy

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never have to worry about stepping on anything if he couldn't even reach you

uneven crystal
#

all u gotta do is put ur weapon to the right of ur body if ur fighting the scythe.. so ez

#

its op if you have a hoe

shell bronze
#

if you decide to rock something that's not one of the two long weapons

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then just charge him fearlessly when there's an opening and do not get further than a feet or two from him

uneven crystal
#

i still did it with the hachet

shell bronze
#

medium distance is death against scythe

uneven crystal
#

if the scythe slightly touches you then its game over 😔

hardy pivot
#

is it possible to beat the game no amour only fistis in the begger rank

crude flower
#

Probably not

vale axle
#

I mean

crude flower
#

Metal is hard to punch

vale axle
#

If you bash their head in hard enough

small needle
#

im gonna try that

vale axle
#

But you’d probably bruise your hands or take damage more than you’ll deal

shell bronze
#

you'll need at least the metal gloves

small needle
#

if you turned your damage all the way up you could

vale axle
#

Yeah

uneven crystal
#

instead of fists use the lanterns they are op

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i beat the greatsword guy with it

shell bronze
#

unless you play with damage to yourself down and damage to npc max

north glade
#

its possible in the same way beating dark souls upside down blindfolded with your hands cut off is "possible"

shell bronze
#

greatsword guy really ain't shit

uneven crystal
shell bronze
uneven crystal
shell bronze
#

his strength and sword exceeds yours to the point where parrying doesn't do anything

#

it won't buy you an opening or won't fully protect you unlike against regular sized people

violet elm
#

anyone got a fix for my game crashing alot

shell bronze
#

what you do is you fish for his attacks and let him cycle through his moveset @uneven crystal

shell bronze
#

notice me constantly moving forward a tiny bit

#

and immediately bailing out

#

before an opening presents itself

#

this works with every opponent in the game

uneven crystal
#

thats gold

shell bronze
#

same principle here @uneven crystal

#

fishing/cycling through their attacks until you find the one that you know how to parry or get past

hardy pivot
#

i cant get past the last wave bruh

manic cradle
#

me 2

uneven crystal
#

thats some cheese but i cant wait to use it

#

🤤

manic cradle
#

im sorry but i have no idea what am i supposed to do against 3 knights while all i have is some basic helmet, chestplate and a long stick with a razor blade on it

sleek gull
serene tulip
violet elm
#

my damn game crashed at the final gold boss and i have to restart from beggar

silent flax
#

Willie has tongue

serene tulip
#

But have you seen Willie's heart?

summer vale
#

Why is it so hard trying to fight when having brain damage if feels like invisible walls stop my swings

silent flax
serene tulip
silent flax
#

yeah that's shame that his head is empty

#

it would much better if he would have brain inside

manic cradle
sleek gull
silent flax
#

everyone does

#

why does Willie call me cuckold wtf

#

what did i do

hardy pivot
#

Half sword pls fix your game

regal iron
scenic isle
#

got a lil mad when playing the gauntlet cuz this guy stabbed me

violet elm
silent flax
violet elm
regal iron
silent flax
#

red skull

hardy pivot
#

HOW AM I LOOSING TO PEOPLE WITH A BAT BRUH

#

AM I THAT BAD

violet elm
#

yo the marvel hitler🔥

regal iron
hardy pivot
#

i just keep dieng early game

silent flax
hardy pivot
#

I JUST FLEW ACROSS THE MAP WHAT THE FUCKK

scenic isle
#

fun fact, willies do not infact, have willies

silent flax
#

williussy

serene tulip
sharp nest
#

but if you go in free mode the screen goes skin color and tries to give you an epilepsy attack if you move

scenic isle
sharp nest
#

yeah

scenic isle
#

omg bro confirmed racist

sharp nest
#

it becomes the color of willies skin

#

uhhh

silent flax
#

jk jk

serene tulip
#

Oh I found the clip of my opponent who gave up and slit his own throat.
I did help him expedite the process so it wasn't so painfully slow

sharp nest
#

i target other willies if their hat is a different color and dismember them after they die is that racism