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once you get enough armor and the right weapon to get you going its literally just spending a bunch of time cheesing and herding enemies
the hardest part is living long enough to get armor
especially when you get plancon or the razor blade on a stick
and at that point even the baron himself becomes your bitch
intravenous sword injection
yeah i remember something from yesterday but i didn't have vod
i got stabbed with sword and pulled it out
cutting myself in half
XD
damn they fr added that?
great update
Hedgeb📯 n
Apparently
if you win
and die
at the same time
you get to respawn as
naked willie
and uh..
hard mode basically
no weapons no nothin
as the saying goes "The Naked man fears no pickpocket"
Nice cut
unf big sword in my hands is more blunt than cut weapon on this tiers xd
its a beautiful feature
integral to the game
devs please make croptop willie a feature https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1380430076805517352
i need it
what graphic settings you on? gore and all
im sitting here like, could i counter this? the hand switching is so quick it would be tough to anticipate even if you know its coming
thank you sir
The humble open neck:
my hand moved while watching this
I tried the knight rank on free mode
And went to carnage
It took me
Over 5 minutes
To kill the last guy
Cuz of all the armor
And all the while me almost dying in the process
little secret, the kipup's biggest flaw is not closing distance fast enough
ya dodge it ya got an opening
thats if I dont feint it
my advantage is having a big fuck off sword
beat by Meryn fucking Trant
best swordsmen who ever lived DIDNT HAVE A FUCKIN SWORD
bevor will not save you
i love that for some this game is therapy
watch out criken is swinging horizontally
Watching content creators fighting in half sword is pain for my eyes ;-;
are they good?
jerma might be the worst one ive seen
Ahh yes blunt sharp sword
best mace in the game
ive had way better results hitting with the flats on the greatsword than some of the polehammers lol
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just took a peak at his play...
I love Jerma but omfg bro it hurts to watch 
they hold it so low so casually fromsoft mightve been cooking
its so bad 😭
good, i thought watching him made me forget how to play
Posta tutta porta di ferro
that stance is so Italian its making me wanna go eat pizza
right on dude (huh)
Full iron gate guard
grinding more UC today
had a half okay run and got spikey stick of death
but got insta clipped by an axe :/
full metal alchemist gate guard
fiore is the only name ik for this stuff is there literally anyone else thats important
Fiore is the most known of the Italian masters
on the top of my head there's
Each country has their own stuff basically though but the second other biggest is German masters like Meyer, Talhoffer, Liechtenauer (predominant)
Basically how the German tradition goes is there was the guy called Johannes Liechtenauer in the 14th century that made a long poem about fencing and since then the masters have made many commentaries and further explanations on this work, while also advancing that work with their own ideas or that of other masters
I don’t know a lot about Italian or other country traditions
i fully expected you to straight face tell me it was johanne longsword
Close it was actually Johannes Longeschwert
im actually going insane from UC is wear
His cousin also Giovanni Spadalunga
im starting to think UC is just not worth it..
all my attempts today break down to
maybe get past stage one
get clipped instantly in stage two and either get crippled or instantly killed.
or i get past that. and stage 3 is almost always two fuckers with spears.
like what am i even meant to do there.
what is uc?
ultimate challenge.
it's the games way of saying "fuck you" for beating the initial gauntlet
ah i hate it too
unironically worst part of the whole thing. i fail to actually understand why it was designed the way itis.
i think its fair depending on the reward
i really dont agree
it's just a nonstop of rerolls until RNGesus decides to give you the right set up of enemies that it becomes doable
It’s just that, a challenge. An ultimate challenge if you will. You don’t have to play it. You could go play the Abyss or Free Mode
is it really a challenge to just check how lucky you are.
like that's my issue
because i just got to fourth stage. with a sword.
my enemies both have spears.
it's doable but also it'll be dumb luck here.
though the worst part, so far, is the first stage.
there's so many attempts that just dont go past it
because lol, you NUDGED a knife, die.
Yeah it's simulator
noone says i'll be fair
even name of the lvl says "Ultimate Challenge"
What do u expect from ULTIMATE challenge
read: is it a challenge to just check your luck nonstop
I was thinking the same
until i see some crazy guys having skills i dont have
after some time nothing is a challenge
that's true
i will admit, reluctantly, that i have gotten stupid good with the pitchfork and other early tier weapons
u can outfight every weapon with sword
like.. compared to when i was just running gauntlet, im just better with some early tier weapons now
so
there's that
Yeah u want some practice? slide damage all the way to the left in settings and practice on freemode each tier
honestly everything you gotta do is avoid spears or long sharp weapons that will disable you then just cut/stab
and watch for the fk pithfork
i fucking hate them
bcs u cannot just sidepass him
they always somehow get stabbed
halabard and rest of the pole weapons are easy to sidepass
sometimes for me
u just move them out with sword to the right and go to the left
wait what?
seriouslyh?
i find him the easiest to sidestep, hilariously
i have no idea how or why
For me it's still lucky element
thats an incredible idea
there's som e luck, yeah,
yeah its always luck with these ais
but im shocking consistent on it
and hey, look at that
my furthest ever UC run died because i didn't get any armor drops besides a shitty helmet and legs....
holy shit
teach me your ways
god the physics... pelase, work with me. just ONCE.
the fit IS hard🔥
Not happening buster
That clip was all luck, I cannot replicate it if I tried
Take a hike
that's true
the game is seemingly deadset on not doing anything to help you, after all
i dont care. do it
Liquor? I barely even know 'er
liar liar pants on fire
and it works
Sorry for late i just recorded that
try cutting his head off
I DID
nice demonstration tho
try again
look in ur dms
god i fucking hate spears so fucking much.
Jumping leg syndrome
i love how sometimes you pick up a weapon, only lol NOPE
grab the ground like a fucking idiot and die.
that is the nastiest stanky leg ive seen
try cutting his right foot
Another day of training how to parry
welp. im done trying UC for now.
cba trying when i can hit several cuts with an axe only for the guy to be unphased.
i feel you
he then touches me once with his mace. and whoops. thats it. dead.
Witch axe?
shitty tier 1 axe.
Maybe u using the wrong one
specifically.
the two handed one.
feels like it should actually, you know. do damage.
not that one.
thats the worst axe
Very good axe
best one
that one. yes.
farmers billhook is so doodoobuttcheeksass
i swear to god it did fucking nothing
Its the best weapon
i landed repeated hits.
nope. nothing.
if u like death by a thousnad cuts maybe
i get nudged once by the mace?
WHOABUSTER YOU ARE DEAD NOW WOAAAHHH
like come on.
i get the funnyish feeling it'll just be the gauntlet grind all over again but even more tedious
get to armor
get good armor
done (mostly....)
honestly once i get to tier 4 its a wrap
Hold shift
lol depends on if RNGesus likes you or not
i just gotta actually get through the rest
and swing from side little bit up
nothing special of a clip but i caught myself genuinely almost losing to fakeout weapon throw by an npc
Everytime I try to hit them in head: "tis but a scratch!"
lol here's a shitty sword and maybe a helmet
Every time I get soft touch in head: "I guess I'll die"
Anyone know whats causing the crashes every 5 minutes?
ask how the physics are feeling
has never crashed before a few days ago, now it crashes every 5 minutes
idk try checking file integrity on steam
anyone else find the battle gloves to be the msot op weapon in the game
yes
knife or sword with the stab method
wont work against armor
but gloves do
imma see if i can record a demonstration
wrong its a learning lesson to use the physics to your advantage
Have somebody found a way to boost your punches with the fisics of the game?
turn up dpi and spin alot
I already know about spin attacks and half spin attacks
They are pretty usefull
Im saying without spinnig
Can ur character regenerate in ultimate challenge if u live long enough?
U dont live long enough
You recive litteraly no buffs to compensate the lack of everything
prolly not from broken bones and/or worse
Have somebody here beaten the abyss?
So if i get my head hurt then i will stay rearded till i die?
in gauntlet yes in infinite no
if it somehow breaks no but if its just a hit you wil recover
But broken bones or amputated limbs dont
mod it
and kill willie!!
You're too poor unfortunately
Pierrot?
depends how hard u get hit lol
im fucking cooked
not that guy
3 minutes for 925kb install
Aint no way 💀
i hate not having ethernet every other week
is there anyway i can find the audio files for willies voice lines?
yay beheading
yea why do u think american football players get paid 500 billion dillion dollars?
I'd love cuting people in half
how much do boxer's get paid???
i think boxers would have more brain damage
Boxing is nowhere near as popular as American football, the money just isn’t there. Boxers make pennies compared to NFL players
not even willie could react
Just beat the baron first try. Are his two handed weapons meant to be so unwieldy]?
this is the most dissapointingly simple kill ive gotten against a buckler user ngl
forward guards make this game so underwhelming
Dude, they don't get paid that because of workplace hazards, they get paid that because they make their employers a fuckton of money, and they make more money if the athlete is better, so they want the best of the best and offering more money draws in the best of the best
This is alos why women aren't paid the same as men in sports, it's not some sexism thing, it's because womens sports make nowhere near the same amount of money
nah
they get paid that because you only get to enjoy the money for like one year before the cte kicks in
yea you got owned
Not to get into this cause I feel like it can lead to a silly place of debate, but never ask people who argue women’s sports need to be paid the same as men, their favorite women’s sports teams or even 5 random women on any sports team
dominated
"not to get into this" but then gets into it
Because they don't have an answer?
Shut up nerd
I'm right
Exactly. They don’t get paid the same because people don’t watch it, including the people saying they need to be paid the same. The money just isn’t there
hmmmm maybe my sensitivity is too low, i cant flail that fast and accurate, willie hands behave weird mid swing, kinda
you guys want half sword to be mmorpg?
Also, funny thing is, American footy players wear shoulder pads and helmets and apparently only last in the sport for a year, but Aussie footy players wear no protection and stay in the sport for ages
seems cool
Your mom is right, for having you born
Just a whole lotta virtue signaling at the end of the day ay
every aussie I've met sounds like they've played rugby for years so yeah I can see it
imagine it located in europe
Footy used to be fucking huge in Aus. Almost every bloke played it weekly up until a couple decades ago
Where did they go
We also used to play 'brick' rugby. You can imagine what that involves
huh, for me pitchforks are easy to sidestep
Tastes change
You an Aussie footy fan?
No sir I'm just saying bullshit I never seen a single ruigby match in my LYFE
Awww what, I beat the baron then went to the abyss and now I'm back at beggar
press freemode to get baron tier
Is that just unlocked in free mode now? because last time in freemode I didn't have access to it
Ah, so it is. Cheers
sword and shield my beloveth
I do not like how unwieldly his weapons are. He should not be using them if he can't bloody hold his grip on them haha
yea the baron weapons kinda suck you either use them in half sword stance or you just wobble them around half the time
be taller
then you're just too weak
The baron is already like 6'8"
yeah and he's skinny
so he can't properly use a giant polearm
They were all skinny back then, but still insanely strong
Like the smallest knight could probably snap your neck around with one punch to the jaw
his arms are too long
What are your even saying at this point
what lvl for vc
if your character stops moving its arms because of pain is there just nothing you can do to survive
IRL longer arms mean longer muscles. A skinny tall person will be the stronger than a skinny short person, except maybe in core stability
Kick like your life depends on it
use your head and legs
you can hurt people if you run fast enough into them
with your head
did you read it though?
No I just woke up
Yea I think so
I use a mod to make Ur character stronger
It works for me
Why still not?
I'll wait for the devs to weight in on that
Ooo true
Idk I just can't seem to like him
It's because you first understood him as tyrannical dictator who fancied himself a god and now can't shake that stigma ay
I mean
He never portrayed himself as a god
Although it is easy to see how ppl confused him by one because his dumbass was using a divine looking armor and weapons
And he named his campaign "the crusades" like come on bro
You literally look like jesus on steroids
WILLIE ORBITAL STRIKE
WHAT
j
Oh he 100% portrayed himself as a god according to what humans would think a god to look like, even while denying he was a god. But I think he did that because he always wanted humanity to ascend to his level, and so he wanted them to get used to seeing a being like that without thinking he was a god, so they could begin to imagine that they could also achieve that level
Funny fly button
i am Swine for setting it to Y Arent i
Ohhhh
Also, who the hell is gonna ignore the 15 foot adonis of a man in shining gold power armour and glowing yellow eyes? Fucking no one
Since when did Dagoth Ur have golden power armour?
Nah we're talking about Big E. The Emperor of Mankind, Emps, golden boy
Willie just stabbed my willy
Free willy
That was my first guess too
Idk
He does look like a Willie tho
his name is wilhelm fischer
William Wallace Wellington
his middle names
Do u guys think Willie is home of phobic
The real question is
no he's a homeless begger
Does Willie kiss boys
who goes up in ranks
Can you lot stop talking about willies please?
uhhhhh.... i found answer today, probably he is forkophillic
But I like willies :(
get some aloe vera
It's so weird seeing him smile
Bro please talk about Willie
Willie’s come in all shapes and sizes
He’s just tryna live his life
Most outta line mods I've ever seen in a discord
Well, in an official game discord
I willied all over the place
Now what
Hey I like it though. I've come from Ghosts of Tabor discord where they banned words like 'edge' and ban people just for saying the game needs work
Ibuprofen anyone?
this clip fits in anime
Because he is a Fungus.
ways to treat insomnia:
Real question though, why does the sound track go so hard
because its peak
It is
Because Willie willied it all over the instruments
i think its even on Spotify
It was recorded on the top of Everest
maybe
It is, I downloaded it the day I played the game haha
Me sad whenever the victory sign comes up and turns the music down
We don’t ban for edge and the like but we do have a #🧠rot
I saw it and love it. Perfect way to not be word nazi's but still officially give shit to dumb trends
@soft osprey bannable right?
Yes absolutely
No bad opinions about halfsword allowed this is a dictatorship
A just sentence
While im at it I’ll remind
disagreeing with me??? banned
Kills u with my willie
1, 2 ,3 ,4 I declare a thumb war. 5, 6, 7, 8, I used this hand to masturbate
Do you need an ice pack or something?
Think about it
Two willies fight each other in an arena
And the loser either spills their bodily fluids on the floor or begs for mercy
Yes
Makes it better when there’s a crowd
Thought I had nothing left, but I think I might be all right in the end
put 10 willies just for fist fight
Shit
I like willies gyattt like no other
He is
But that won't stop me
Thank the Devs for photo mode
is it allowed to use the barron in the no death speed run categorry?
Probably
ok thanks
Idk anything about speed runs
The forbidden cut.
Ooft very nice
any advice how to easier slice armpits? i can get blade there but 6\10 times its does nothing
has holding your blade at their throat to make them give up been removed? Or is it just a skill issue
zwerchau, sehr gute
@vague raft Nice photo in #photography📷
ive seen u before
NANACHI
hiii
Yea
I unfortunately don't go there much
But I might get back
this is like a 1 in 10000000 chance to meet u here
HEHE
gotta love that zwehander
Ohhh I'm willing it I'm willing it ohhhhhhhh
still works but they give up way easier when they're down
did you hit throught visor or just demolished his face with sheer force of willie
gotcha, yeah I can't get em to surrender standing, held my sword to his neck for a solid minute
Ok it's time for some training todayh
GET REKT
sheer force of willie
that weapon makes it easy
pure leverage and weight behind that thing
0% damage settings for training
Don't blink
DisARMing
Samurai Jack
Damn third in a row
Most of this maked by this technique
it's super op for disarming peapole when they rushing at you in high attack or with shield
if your aim is to disarm people who charge at you it's pretty easy
(and a lot of fun)
YEAH man
AI is fucking strange
by doing this they literally forfeit all of their human rights and the protection they once had by holding their weapons out
60 damage and 1 surrendered only dead, another after 1 bludgeon hit in face
0% damage is so fun
your skin is thick enough to tank stuff that used to stunlock and make you bleed out
Witch sword for commoner is the best for you?
2h
long
easily 2h
Small sticky lighsaber or this thick one
everything else in commoner is dogass
2h?
2 handed
I prefer veteran fights
and the thick ones
veteran is fun but it feels too cheap/easy with an actual veteran character
so i just lowkey bring my commoner guy into it
well, it's more interesting
like you cant just kill in head
i play only militia/veteran
Man of arms is also nice
but less
boring due to amount of armor
hi
after veteran it becomes a slapboxing match with sticks
yaah
tower shield and armor unfortunately did not protect this individual either
plant over death
i kind of like it, like buhurts with possibility of lethal damage and funny physics. But commoner\militia is probably hardest cup idk
commoner and militia are BRUTAL
the lethality is always there if your damage settings are at default or higher with max gore
especially militia where almost all the primary weapon types in the game are brought out
with not a single piece of armor but a hat
i think padding also gives a little bit of protection, but commoner clothes just for looks lol
Padding doesn't give in game
doesn't help that a lot of people brute force their way through this game with minimal/no real technique besides blind charges and constant side to side swings
oh
constant swings is just knight section
they kind of die the same tbh, the hat just gives them a very nice bailout against concussion stunlocks and insta kills from vertical strikes
to beat the game the most braindead way possible with no hacks just grab plancon or the big razor blade on a stick and win
swing swing swing
the same direction the same way
It's broken
that's why polearms are just the way to go in history
that's why i play on lower/lowest damage sometimes
makes it feel more weighted and as if you really need to commit to swings in order to do damage like irl
maces are fucking useless there
maces are asscheeks lmao
only somewhat decent application is in full armor where you worry less about getting clipped and decapitated by a sharp weapon so you can actually get to swinging
also you cant commit such moves
they could be really handy with maces
no big swings
to date i have NEVER lost to any mace user with my longsword unless i was selling
damn gotta go back to drawing someday
at least if i make a mistake the falchion can decapitate me
so you HAVE lost to a mace user
me when an integral modifier to the statement is disregarded
it just lays in a crate and it killed me
me when i kill the plancon guy and he airdrops the nuclear bomb that i step on
still lost
devs need to remove status of bladed weapon for that stick of death
there's a reason why it was not very widely adopted
and it will become as useful as hammer
if this was irl accurate that thing would suck balls
blunt weapon is really underpowered there, maybe normal wooden stick will do more damage that metal maces there
yep
also it sucks that swing speed is limited
like maces are too slow to deal damage
and you cant increase swing speed by any means
btw
only way that maces feel decent is with strength mods
Maces are powerful
especially pernach and spiked
irl
Also some types (especially pernach) have wide bludgeon part
maces would put you to sleep in armor and ruin your life (if they don't kill you) out of armor
this one is based on real and has 3 times more length of attacking part
than ingame ball
damn I love how it looks
i'm patiently waiting until flails get added
swing and pray
by drawing btw
the physics jank is gonna be so funny
especially peasant one
There is a meme about peasants with spears
but irl peasants with fucking instruments for grinding wheat are more powerful
i tried ball mace+buckler. Buckler is a lot more effective
yeah mace is just ass
but both deal not a lot damage to lumbs
i dont think man without armour would hold weapon after his hand got smashed with chunk of a metal on a stick
unless you're goat at and/or exclusively target landing headshots
you are not doing shit
also i accidentaly throwed away mace and it hit poor willie knee
i could have murdered that guy the first 10-20 swings if i had any sharp weapon
mace users when their 30 minutes of doing nothing is interrupted by winning a match
on god bruh
i tried mace for like 5 matches and it was the most miserable thing ever
it doesn't align well with your swinging arm, it's clumsy, and it needs full charge-ups if you want to do anything substantial
and you cant swing in head without moving camera
one time willie stood up like 6 times after i knocked him out with a polearm hammer. like hey you got major concusion just stop
and after that he killed me with knife in one slice
how?
hammer
also aint mace supposed to be better on armored enemies?
that's BORING
i halfsword or wrestle with them until i win
Not like to some half armored and a low key shield
yeah thats also the way but they die either by surrendering
lose*
i dont saw a lot of enemies dying on armored stuff
they're also kinda ass there but just somewhat more effective because you don't have the looming threat of getting decapitated by every sharp weapon on planet earth
ima try the mace rq
it's ok
most beg for mercy after first knockout
unless you're headshot king with the mace you really won't be seeing much happen at 50%/default damage levels
thats what i meant to say @white trail
what's your point though
saddest part about all that, i really like bludgeon weapons, they are cool but just dont work there
mace is supposed to be knock out enemies, not killing them(maybe rarely) so thats what im trying to say, especially in armored combat
at least axes are good
yeah they could be better tbf, i hope they fix them in early access
Wtf is picking an effective weapon against armour? I just half sword and wave my mouse until I hit a squishy bit
in the end the most effective and easy gameplay against any target (armored or not) is still this
i like to slice back side of a neck or elbows
the arm movement of mace feels so unnatural ngl
i like to wrestle
but usually try to aim for armpits, works rarely
Man was stunned at the ten second mark
ur goated dawg
Damn i cannot kill this dude
willie holds them kinda softly? head just stays behind due inertia
could the barnyard be the BEST movie ever made??
Landing good thrusts feel like magic sometimes. I just cannot get stuff that crisp
it's actually not too bad
you just gotta get a feel for the alignment of the weapon against the enemy
that's how i let the pitchfork carry me all the way to veteran
Until i have the weapon in my hands this battle is not done yet
@autumn shale gonna send a clip
0% gore 0% npc damage
if 0% gore lowest damage just stab them
and drive it all the way in
people dont play on grotesque???
full metal kanabo
i play on max blood max gore
@autumn shale
Not when they training
yes when i'm training
that's lame
either i get decapitated or learn how to play and murder the other guy
i have never played in gruesome
unless i do ultimate challenge everything is maxed out
The disrespect on that man
I've found grotesque comes with some wonk with weird decapitations
it does but i like the increased chances of decaps
if i don't get hit it's not an issue
if i hit them it's cool and badass
I've had real weak hits sever a fully armoured leg at the knee or the weapon glitching through my body and cutting me in half from behind
you just need to be able to protect yourself from full on kill swings
Yeah grotesque is fun
hugging people is the most fun thing in grotesque
Sometimes I grab them and kick them in the face until they're all like bruised and then I throw right hooks until they doin the big sleep
oh
It's hard to line up the kicks usually
But it's fun nonetheless
tbh i really stopped seeing anything too difficult with the commoner boss he works just like any other enemy
I think its when the commoner refuses to do overheads that people struggle.
Half Sword physics really remind me of Plazma Burst 2 cause Plazma was like all physics and you could get knocked onto your ass very easily, half sword is like Plazma cranked up to 8 and no guns
It's really just both fun games
people lowkey don't know how to bait attacks and back off
it's the greatsword and his size
he could do the craziest leg swiping combo ever and if you just fish it out of him like you do every other enemy you should be fine
unless you dont play in grotesque
The commoner boss ain't too bad if you can make him swing already and then you go for the kill that's what I do
A smaller weapon vs him up close is usually devastating
Wiat
That's the peasant boss I'm talking bout
No wait still applies I use the same strat
That was clear ;-;
peasant boss is easy once you realize that you can either outreach him with pitchfork or rush in with no fear and hack at him with any of the sharp weapons until he folds
medium distance is where you don't want to be with that guy
Candlestick is pretty good on him as well
If you damage his arm quickly then he's done
Candlestick is the best weapon in the game
candlestick is egregious
I wonder if the candlestick could do burn damage in the future since it's got a lit candle on it sometimes and that heat seaps into the metal
it's my favorite beggar beating stick
fun part about carnage is that there will always be the guy from the other side trying to jump you regardless if you go left or go right at the start
Who is the blacksmith that makes all the weapons in half sword cause damn they good at their job if I'm cutting people in half so easily
My damage to npc and player sliders are pretty close too
So damn idk
yeah the gore slider controls the dismemberment
turn it all the way off and you just die like a normal PG video game character
Anyone know when the game comes out?
I thought it was damage from the player to npc that caused dismemberment on Grotesque
When it's ready
😦
grosteque is the reason why things decapitate so easily
try gruesome
a lot more grounded
Aight
they still die the same just less likely from dismemberment
Step by step knight sword strat (100% SUCCESS):
#1: Stab and cut off the arm of your opponent
#2: (SUPER IMPORTANT) Grab the waist of your opponent and start completely dominating them, showing them that you are in charge
yeah grosteque is like hollywood mode
i made good photo example, but still cant send media
2008 newgrounds overly violent nonsense mode
Like some madness combat shit
Yeah
The type of shit that gets pulled on one of the fan animations by the community after the protagonist taps an enemy once with a sword
it's easier than this
Just grab axe with two hands
and rush him
Little sidestep to the right before colission
and u cuting this mf in half
Your mileage may vary on that one
your mileage varies with that one
sometimes bs happens
pitchfork is more surefire
idk man his blade is hungry for my yummi yummi legs
and damn his fast with this blade
and u cannot pary this becouse of shape
wow i broke both legs and an arm in one fight, mace worked
but uh.... i had to brake both legs and an arm to win.... and that not even a kill
its disabling an enemy
Oh, speaking of.. https://youtu.be/46WdLMe3xB0?si=C0vtvxDoK_o6hUhs
I guess someone did medieval madness already
How fun
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Am I the only one who genuinely loathes the game modes where you need to "pick up" weapons? not the concept but rather the failed execution. I constantly grab for a weapon on the ground and my guy will literally grab anything but the thing I am pointing at.
game is so janky cause i suvive my head cut inhalf by a axe but i cant hold my weapon cause theres slight brusing on my arm
Yeah it feels like some parts are now worse to the point it makes you feel bad lol, like stabbing is impossible, I have stabbed at an enemy laying still and the knife just slides off to the right or left, then stab the ground and its exactly where the stab should be.
yeah also you get slightly tapped on the arm with a sword and your cooked bruh
I press E
1 centimeter too far
Reaches and just doesn't pick it up
I legit grabbed my own ass
Yeah it sucks on grotesque especially cause I could be on the best streak and BOOM my arm gone and I'm dead
And whenever it only let's me kick and nothing else is even worse
Like I literally still have a functional hand??
I just wish we could face final boss without the pickup minigame
I lose so much to just grabbing for something and not grabbing it and getting wrecked
Boss fights
75.5% running around trying to get something or not get thrashed
25.5% fighting
Sometimes it's like that though
your doing so well then you breath wrong and this happens
what killed me
i think its cause they uped the dmg on your organs like your ribs and the axe hit me or sumin idk
Istg it's like the game just rages if it thinks you're succeeding too much and it just pulls out bullshit to kill you
The AI especially needs to chill tf out sometimes it be realistic and then other times it's on pure fucking cocaine
like bro i can be doing so well then i forget to cover my mouth when i cough so the game kills you for stepping on a rock
When stabbing with alt (with swords), pull your weapon in closer to your body as opposed to extending your elbow out. It's much more accurate and stable.
Alternatively If it's a two handed weapon it is recommended to hold right click first, then drag your mouse to aim the weapon. Then from there double click and hold left mouse (you can try alt a little as well but clicking is more stable)
This is a much more stable and accurate stabbing pose, and a proper halfsword thrusting stance.
To practice your aiming, there's two different ways you can keep your FOV.
Third Person- with Low FOV, so you get a closer view.
or alternatively;
First Person- with High FOV, so you get a wide view of your weapon and it's positioning.
-# note, this works best for polearms or two handed swords
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Once got so unlucky that I died 5 times in a row to the beggar boss and nearly did again a 6th time
Legitimately I don't know what goes on but like after 7pm the game just turns on hardcore mode or something
this is the biggest exsample of that
i just stabbed him to death with a knife
the farmer boss is so easy because the sycthe is such an impractical weapon
my guys cut me in half when his blade wasent even near my waste
I used to just go knife in the gut but if a candlestick spawns he's actually pretty easy to deal with most times
In my experience the candlestick will waste him pretty well
i usually just beat him up
i dont do anything but beggar on the gauntlet
but i do everything in free play and the abyss
what a simpleton, he had the best weapon in the game and i was left handed with my sword
is character's health nerfed in final challenge or smth
random soldier decided to do a knight coronation process on me by slightly tapping my shoulder with a sword and that completely disabled my arm
how meny waves till the golden knight
left handed swordsmanship may be superior...
plus even though i have noticeably more control over my weapons, it feels like polearms have been covered in oil because they keep slipping away
Well, not my best parry, but it did save my life, barely
because of the year the game is set you would most likely die of infectoin later on in life
I lived longer than my enemy
fairs
this game really knows how to push my buttons "sorry for the pause wait"
anime ahh knife pull
how to beat the commoner boss
cut him or stab him
Punch kick
my hand was stuck in the sheething positoin its annoying cause i had a really good weapon
pitchfork
and now peasants began summoning magic forcefield that pushes me in one direction making fighting impossible
game didnt feel like demo until final challenge really
if the parry stops you from dying it is a good parry
they will use every single dirty trick because they know im much better than them in an equal fight
ok it magically fixed itself by breaking someone's neck
i love this game
use pitchfork to cheese him or do this instead
or this
most annoying thing is stepping on a blade and it cutting your foot off its like the worse versoin of stubbing your toe
never had that happen
how do you make so big fov
every blade in this game is crazy sharp for some reason lol
it's in settings
scythe one
scythe easy
never have to worry about stepping on anything if he couldn't even reach you
all u gotta do is put ur weapon to the right of ur body if ur fighting the scythe.. so ez
its op if you have a hoe
if you decide to rock something that's not one of the two long weapons
then just charge him fearlessly when there's an opening and do not get further than a feet or two from him
i still did it with the hachet
medium distance is death against scythe
if the scythe slightly touches you then its game over 😔
is it possible to beat the game no amour only fistis in the begger rank
Probably not
I mean
Metal is hard to punch
If you bash their head in hard enough
im gonna try that
But you’d probably bruise your hands or take damage more than you’ll deal
you'll need at least the metal gloves
if you turned your damage all the way up you could
Yeah
unless you play with damage to yourself down and damage to npc max
its possible in the same way beating dark souls upside down blindfolded with your hands cut off is "possible"
greatsword guy really ain't shit
i parry his sword and he still kills me...
do not parry him
!!! true
his strength and sword exceeds yours to the point where parrying doesn't do anything
it won't buy you an opening or won't fully protect you unlike against regular sized people
anyone got a fix for my game crashing alot
what you do is you fish for his attacks and let him cycle through his moveset @uneven crystal
hm
might try that
notice me constantly moving forward a tiny bit
and immediately bailing out
before an opening presents itself
this works with every opponent in the game
thats gold
same principle here @uneven crystal
fishing/cycling through their attacks until you find the one that you know how to parry or get past
i cant get past the last wave bruh
me 2
im sorry but i have no idea what am i supposed to do against 3 knights while all i have is some basic helmet, chestplate and a long stick with a razor blade on it
my damn game crashed at the final gold boss and i have to restart from beggar
But have you seen Willie's heart?
Why is it so hard trying to fight when having brain damage if feels like invisible walls stop my swings
i don't think so cool
The inside of his head empty though. No thoughts
yeah that's shame that his head is empty
it would much better if he would have brain inside
to be fair, your head is quite small and hard to hit, so if you managed to get brain damage then you kinda deserve not being able to fight properly
Just wear a helmet!
Half sword pls fix your game
Outrange their ass
Unfortunately, John Halfsword cannot fix that
got a lil mad when playing the gauntlet cuz this guy stabbed me
yikes
he a lil sleepy yk
red skull
yo the marvel hitler🔥
Yes
i just keep dieng early game
kinda skill issue
fun fact, willies do not infact, have willies
williussy
Pretty fun fight
you can see this if you pause the game just as ur loading in everyone is naked and t posing
but if you go in free mode the screen goes skin color and tries to give you an epilepsy attack if you move
skin color?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?????!?!?!?!?!
yeah
omg bro confirmed racist
Oh I found the clip of my opponent who gave up and slit his own throat.
I did help him expedite the process so it wasn't so painfully slow
i target other willies if their hat is a different color and dismember them after they die is that racism
or shirt
you helped him a little