#halfsword-chat-⚔
soft osprey
cobalt egret
then why can i use the word fetish
rare hearth
because we have wille feet rp
soft osprey
then why can i use the word fetish
just dont talk about your fetish. fem boy was banned because people cant help but sexualize it. we dont want you to talk about your fetishes either
north glade
theres no point in banning words if theyre not a problem
soft osprey
because we have wille feet rp
ART
unique cedar
north glade
honestly i understand the frustration but if freaks keep using it freakily then theres not much you can do
cobalt egret
i'm not awake enough to berate you
rare hearth
i mean
grave valve
because we have wille feet rp
WILLIE FEET RP AT 3AM (GONE CRAZY)
rare hearth
just add a space
cobalt egret
honestly i understand the frustration but if freaks keep using it freakily then ...
no i understand completely with the context
but like
some of yall are being rly fucking hostile to me
rare hearth
would it kill you to add a space
rare hearth
true
upper urchin
rare hearth
satan
grave valve
in the server sometimes
the joys of moderation, right
north glade
moderator (derogatory)
soft osprey
moderator (derogatory)
banned
grave valve
moderator (praising)
soft osprey
let me get my fedora
soft osprey
grave valve
clearly, my argument is superior to yours
i posted a statue head. i do not care. (i instigated the whole thing)
tender quest
north glade
you see i put you as the fat moderator and me as the chad therefore i win this argument
grave valve
damn that's DEEP
soft osprey
nope
cobalt egret
imma pretend i didn't see that
soft osprey
ask your last questions before you get banned
rare hearth
clearly, my argument is superior to yours
too late, i already imagined us as 2 rabbits fighting mid air, i am of course the one doing the kicking, look at me go!!
grave valve
too late, i already imagined us as 2 rabbits fighting mid air, i am of course th...
both rabbits get fucking BLASTED courtesy of some dude with a shotgun. we both die.
cobalt egret
tf you mean no why shouldn't you lol
hardy pivot
IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME
grave valve
I BEAT THE ABYSS AT MAN AT ARMS
GG
WP
EZ
hardy pivot
I JUST HAD A POLLER ARMS
rare hearth
both rabbits get fucking BLASTED courtesy of some dude with a shotgun. we both d...
goddammit
grave valve
yeah so i did
hardy pivot
idk how i won
rare hearth
terrible positioning on our part ngl
shouldve fought in a hole or something
grave valve
shouldve fought in a hole or something
exactly
do you want to dig a hole with me so we can fight to the death
rare hearth
nah next argument
rare hearth
soft osprey
YOU WONT
NO BALLS YOU WONT
cobalt egret
https://tenor.com/view/alisson-becker-alisson-funny-football-goalkeeper-gif-2476...
ig because he dm'd me before he wants me to ask you if the ban is permanent, i'm not relaying any further messages from him because i don't want to be part of it
soft osprey
ig because he dm'd me before he wants me to ask you if the ban is permanent, i'm...
yes it is permanent. things like that dont get a chance to appeal
cobalt egret
i agree lol
grave valve
yep
hardy pivot
they always charge me then knock me out
grave valve
charge at them instead
cobalt egret
shit like that's why i have it set so gifs only play if my mouse is over them
north glade
did he just send some gore gif or smthn
cobalt egret
why is he still talking to me ;-;
hardy pivot
any tips for man at arms boss
cobalt egret
any tips for man at arms boss
hit the man at his arms
grave valve
why is he still talking to me ;-;
just tell him to fuck off?
hardy pivot
hit the man at his arms
fair enough
rare hearth
why is he still talking to me ;-;
me when block
soft osprey
me when i me i when
rare hearth
nah id when
soft osprey
nah id when
cobalt egret
just tell him to fuck off?
yeah i don't act hostile to people unless they are to me first
grave valve
then tell him to fuck off but kindly
"sorry, busy, talk later?" and then leater never comes
cobalt egret
omfg
cobalt egret
uggggggggggggggggg
hardy pivot
alr deffo any tips
grave valve
you insinuated you dont like talking to him
rare hearth
HIGHEST IVE EVER GOTTEN
good now dont die to polearms
hardy pivot
deffo using full black knight with greatsword
cobalt egret
it's fine they just gave me a reason too
grave valve
im curious, what was it?
grave valve
okay then. that's lame. im going back to my book
cobalt egret
what book?
grave valve
im so tempted to say "Nope. move on" back for the sheer snark and because it'd make me giggle
but fuck it , whatever
Xelee: An Omnibus
cobalt egret
cool
cobalt egret
seems fine to me
fossil pagoda
I didn't knew there is telekenisis
rare hearth
willie is just that powerful
grave valve
the true final boss is actually just willie in his underwear and with a monster energy can
tender quest
grave valve
fukken sick
fast knot
nerf candle stick ong
fossil pagoda
willie is just that powerful
fr
fossil pagoda
candlestick my beloved
yes
hardy pivot
bro i locked my sword on his armed then just twisted for dear life
eventualy breaking it and winning
hardy pivot
i need 3 more points
fossil pagoda
Yes yes
fossil pagoda
I agree
nimble rain
Greetings lads, I just got here, I’ve been eager to play this game ever since the first demo and clips. Got the chance to play it for the first time yesterday and it was surreal and everything I’ve wanted in a melee knight fight game. From dagger grappling to pommel clobbering, I adored every second of it.
tender quest
tender quest
grave valve
you cal lit an accident
rare hearth
i love how every clip their helmets go flying
rare hearth
enlight his scull
grave valve
you got this
grave valve
not when some dumbass abyss npc knocks you down with a touch
even then
they are the gift to all willies
grave valve
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOOOIII
hardy pivot
just hit him a few times
and he died
BARRON
alright
lets go
prepare for the ultimate challange
so i cant loose my rank right
winged hollow
i won and lost at the same time so now my willie is buttass naked bro
grave valve
so i cant loose my rank right
nawh
you will get killed NONSTOP for a while
but you wont lose rank
that is locked in now
cyan siren
i won and lost at the same time so now my willie is buttass naked bro
ok so
hardy pivot
this is hard
shell mirage
Rapier when
winged hollow
you will get killed NONSTOP for a while
(after a bit the the main reason for losing will be the game crashing)
grave valve
for me its that im bad lol
waxen lance
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxVH0yrHZXerH3KBZjZ3wGhKcYuEIblt14?si=a53mbwuYrPlZAd6...
you literally got him like "I don wanna do this no mo"
grave valve
i won and lost at the same time so now my willie is buttass naked bro
this looks like something out of a florida man news story
winged hollow
for me its that im bad lol
well thats how it was for me the first times i got there (rank didnt get locked yet.. pain), but now? its often the game crashing but i coooould solve it by lowering the graphics but i dont wanna win it anyway i wanna keep replaying it but yeah
hardy pivot
how do i beat this its so hard
grave valve
"FLORIDA MAN DOES LSD AND GOES ON SWORD RAMPAGE- DEFEATS OTHER MEN ON LSD WITH SWORDS"
grave valve
like there's not a lot else i can think of
grave valve
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/591985569836433421/1382408767303585985/im...
oh my god
grim tide
I BUY RIGHT NOW
winged hollow
cow shit, chestplates and shields
grave valve
nah chestplates are the fucking shiznit
charred night
a mildly major update may be in arrangements
so just an update
hardy pivot
if i reboot my game its not gonna reset right
grave valve
mildly major inor
fickle obsidian
that cancels out
what the fuck are you talking about
grave valve
i dont know
charred night
-1 + 1
tender quest
winged hollow
what kinda axe is this btw its so Strange is it a throwing axe or something?
hardy pivot
pls dont reset
fickle obsidian
it's like saying "a small big object"
no the fuck it is not
fickle obsidian
man how the hell do i describe this
slate thistle
why didnt they joined to next fest
winged hollow
I'm not crazy chat I swear
naw i get your point
Moderately bigger update than normal...
yeah trust thats better
fickle obsidian
naw i get your point
Moderately bigger update than normal...
yeah trust thats b...
thank you
hardy pivot
chew it didnt
fickle obsidian
a moderately sized update
hardy pivot
whew
waxen lance
what kinda axe is this btw its so Strange is it a throwing axe or something?
I think its a sort of hacking axe, the type used to cut small wooden beams carefully
fickle obsidian
thats what i meant
fickle obsidian
what kinda axe is this btw its so Strange is it a throwing axe or something?
its for cutting trees
or just wood in general
waxen lance
a mildly major update may be in arrangements
those are teasers for the full game
fickle obsidian
trees not so much
youd need a biggerrrr axe
axes meant for war are noticably different
winged hollow
well yeah its just this one seems really light, compared to say the hatchet
and its extremely wide and thin
hardy pivot
bro i cant beat this
winged hollow
bro i cant beat this
my tactic when i beat it was to not grab too much armor (unless you have faster stamina recovery) so that i wouldnt loose all stamina so all i hade was chestplate and a helmet, then i managed to get myself a billhook type weapon and bonked every bastard on their head from beyond their range
beware of sudden fatal error though
waxen lance
tough ledge
So are the devs going to edge us forever or will we actually get one of those cool looking updates they keep announcing are coming lol
rare hearth
So are the devs going to edge us forever or will we actually get one of those co...
early access comes q4 2025
cloud barn
is it confirmed that the willie’s will have different faces and stuff soon in an upcoming update/full release, or will everyone’s face just look the same lol
although it is funny
waxen lance
So are the devs going to edge us forever or will we actually get one of those co...
those are teasers for early access
tough ledge
At full access, I wonder if they aim for a VR version (blindfully wishing)
tender quest
grave valve
At full access, I wonder if they aim for a VR version (blindfully wishing)
sword and blade or whatever its called exists already
cloud barn
what do u guys think the best fov to use is
last harbor
grave valve
ultimate nipple twister
hardy pivot
ugh i got to soilder but i died
who here as beat the game
my pinkey finger is become calaced from playing all the half sword
glacial cloak
i wisg there were tiers with like nornan chain mail shirts and helmets, somewhere where blunt weapons can be more viable against swords
hardy pivot
yeah
tender quest
winged hollow
The world is not ready for... full sword
winged hollow
how about quarter sword
grave valve
fades from existence..
grave valve
gah dayum
soft osprey
how about quarter sword
wraith lynx
when early access
soft osprey
when early access
october-december this year
winged hollow
twelth sword
wraith lynx
october-december this year
: snoop dogg dancing gif :
winged hollow
october-december this year
does that include the cow brown
Really excited for the Cow Shit update
winged hollow
i bled out after being hit by 1-handed candlestic
the pointy end?
wraith lynx
i bled out after being hit by 1-handed candlestic
womp
cloud crag
The Wip will have that one guy rearing back lol
tender quest
pale rivet
I uh don't know if I should ask this here but will we get equipment customization pre release I hate having to click my selected level 10 times till I get the weapon I want?
unreal wagon
naive holly
I uh don't know if I should ask this here but will we get equipment customizatio...
Not in this demo no, when the game releases later this year
You can however use a couple simple mods to make your own loadouts
warped apex
Boredline magic blocks Idk how I did em
last harbor
FFS i keep losing on citizen rank
But went in free mode citizen
and won like 20 fights in a row
surreal quail
theres a citizen rank?
bronze ice
last harbor
theres a citizen rank?
i meant commoner
wraith ingot
Hello do you know why my game is crashing? I lowered the graphics but It didnt work
versed tiger
I'm at the Knight rank.
It's the furthest I've ever been.
What loadout should I go with?
surreal quail
What loadout should I go with?
whatever you are best with
iron trout
How to defeat 4 knights in the abyss (2900 score)
versed tiger
I like the big war axe but it seems they don't have it at the Knight rank.
surreal quail
How to defeat 4 knights in the abyss (2900 score)
be pro gamer
surreal quail
I like the big war axe but it seems they don't have it at the Knight rank.
use another big axe
versed tiger
I went with the big sword,
visual wraith
guys how do i put my sword on my shoulder?
visual wraith
thanks
waxen lance
me when i use the billhook of instant death and decay
hollow delta
game glitched and i spawned into fist fight with full armor... not exactly a fair fight lol
shell bronze
waxen lance
Billhook of death and decay
grave valve
game glitched and i spawned into fist fight with full armor... not exactly a fai...
"huh-" teeth broken
violet mortar
are they wroking on multiplayer?
hollow delta
are they wroking on multiplayer?
ha- no
latent mica
normal picture
soft osprey
are they wroking on multiplayer?
latent mica
another normal picture
naive holly
another normal picture
Very normal
latent mica
guys my hand is stuck
slim trellis
am i the only person who ends up accidently killing when trying to parry?
lone smelt
am i the only person who ends up accidently killing when trying to parry?
Happens a lot if you use a sword, its pretty common
Although often you do want to go for both
slim trellis
Although often you do want to go for both
true I've been trying to practice my parry for the longest and just notice that 1 of 3 things happens:
- I do it too early and get hit
- I do it and it works
- I do it and end up accidently hitting them
1 and 3 happen more often than not
2 has been fairly rare
lone smelt
It'll come with practice, I've been practicing poleaxe for hours and I still struggle to hit people in the head
Or indeed hitting people on the floor 😭
Why am I so bad at hitting helpless stationary targets
tender quest
slim trellis
HOW CAN I WIN THE ULTIMATE CHALLANGE
50% Skill
50% Luck
but if you have enough skill you won't need luck
tender quest
lone smelt
try playing at a different tier
everyone seems to hate on t8 but its my favourite now
or if you normally play armoured try t3
worn heron
im tired...
update release if you give me $50
latent moon
how did his forehead not slowly slide off after that
worn heron
languid trail
Full dagger
short vigil
how do i like restart the gauntlet
lone smelt
guys chill out
lone smelt
or lose...
elfin coyote
na
short vigil
losing doesnt work😔
soft osprey
how do i like restart the gauntlet
I gotcha
elfin coyote
when you get to the ultimate challenge you stay at the ultimate challenge until you win
lean nicheBOT
lone smelt
when you get to the ultimate challenge you stay at the ultimate challenge until ...
oh right lol
elfin coyote
no way they added an official guide to do that
latent moon
bro got lifted
elfin coyote
I mean is awesome
half karma
hi guys, how to fix "Fatal Error"?
half karma
also try lowering blood to prevent it
Thanks
hollow delta
wish i clipped it but i threw this nife at this guy.... pretty damn hard.
went thru his arm and then into his chest lmao
elfin coyote
I see
lone knoll
I’ve found out something very cool - when using a longsword your strikes have more power if you hold left click then release - this is like real life where you kind of let the weight of the sword guide and use the whole chain of the body
faint blade
has anyone beaten the challenge with normal settings?
mint wadi
@wind charm Check out this sick polearm pommel neckhook thing I did.
wind charm
That spine is vaporised
craggy verge
felled by my blade
mint wadi
Working on my polearm lol
craggy verge
guisarme went straight through him
runic charm
@hasty raven დიდი მადლობა ასეთი კარგი თამაშისთვის, ძალიან ვისიამოვნე
mint wadi
What the fuck does that mean
craggy verge
What the fuck does that mean
georgian for "Thank you for such a good game, I really enjoyed it"
mint wadi
Oh yeah you right.
craggy verge
idk if its sarcastic or serious though
mint wadi
I'm going to assume serious.
Well, sorry for saying waht the fuck does that mean, Dondlo.
We're all glad you like the game we all like as well.
ionic light
wish i clipped it but i threw this nife at this guy.... pretty damn hard.
I kinda wish throwing was a real mechanic like left click twice to ready a throw then let go to hurl it or smt
nimble trench
hello
craggy verge
I kinda wish throwing was a real mechanic like left click twice to ready a throw...
its possible to throw the javelins
nimble trench
craggy verge
but not other weapons
craggy verge
i command you to learn how to screenshot
nimble trench
i command you to learn how to screenshot
my shit dont work brah
lone knoll
It would be cool if there was more emphasis on binding -like the blades being more likely to stick
hollow delta
I kinda wish throwing was a real mechanic like left click twice to ready a throw...
Thats actualy how u throw pretty effectively lol. Time a double tap lunge with pressing e to let go and it goes a short distance reliably. Powerful throws do need you relying on random chance which is what i did lol
nimble trench
hollow delta
I just know that kick was earth shattering
nimble trench
I just know that kick was earth shattering
i mastered it bro
craggy verge
BOOM spear to the liver
lone smelt
THAT'S RIGHT, GET OFF MY SWORD
elfin coyote
why did nobody told me that in the abyss the t1 boss can appear after beating knight boss
nimble trench
nimble trench
why did nobody told me that in the abyss the t1 boss can appear after beating kn...
no idea bro
faint blade
ai on the challenge is bruce lee
mint wadi
MY POLEARM SLANDER IS OVER.
I actually like these now.
lone smelt
MY POLEARM SLANDER IS OVER.
I actually like these now.
welcome
supple merlin
THAT'S RIGHT, GET OFF MY SWORD
When im with those armors and swords I love doing that
mint wadi
Like...actualy insane lol
supple merlin
I just go and put the giant sword on his throat
lone smelt
MY POLEARM SLANDER IS OVER.
I actually like these now.
thing is a good knight has poleaxe and longsword
supple merlin
And start moving my mouse
elfin coyote
so we meet again
jolly gorge
so you can deadass just snap your characters neck while in the menu?
lone smelt
I always have both on me
craggy verge
took his leg off
jolly gorge
these spears
spear willies irk me so badly
supple merlin
so you can deadass just snap your characters neck while in the menu?
Learned that while moving my character head and doing that by accident😭
jolly gorge
(its only okay when WE use them)
astral tiger
what is warstuff
wind charm
wind charm
I must show how it should be used
lone smelt
swords have their place too of course
craggy verge
partisan to the shoulder
mint wadi
Okay idk how but the first hit discombobulated him.
Bro got shut off for a split second.
timid mural
Why do the Willies just walk into my spear? I held it out and he ran into it
craggy verge
look at all the blood
lone smelt
Okay idk how but the first hit discombobulated him.
Bro got shut off for a spli...
they do that lol
concussion hits hard
craggy verge
PARTISAN TO THE WILLIE
jolly gorge
hell yeah i didnt know you could literally uppercut, this is gonna change my playstyle alot
timid mural
Doing it in first person feels easier
wind charm
Okay idk how but the first hit discombobulated him.
Bro got shut off for a spli...
On gang you improving fast
timid mural
Also, did they buff fists agian?
jolly gorge
On gang you improving fast
woah i remember you
mint wadi
On gang you improving fast
Thanks haha I'm trying.
What the fuck is this grip.
I want to learn how to do this on purpose.
Bro is holding it like a sword.
craggy verge
lug to the cheek
mint wadi
srry for discord notif in video.
soft osprey
srry for discord notif in video.
Literally not ok
craggy verge
srry for discord notif in video.
You should pay for this sin.
wind charm
What the fuck is this grip.
That's super rare now, idk how it happens
mint wadi
I mean it's an ettiquette thing. I figure at least 1 person was tricked into thinking they got a notif lol
timid mural
What the fuck is this grip.
I think it happens when you switch and click m2
craggy verge
srry for discord notif in video.
Which arm do you use more? Right or left?
little verge
mint wadi
Which arm do you use more? Right or left?
Uhh...left
little verge
srry for discord notif in video.
elfin coyote
now I just gotta complete the set
mint wadi
now I just gotta complete the set
Bro did the fucking MOB come after you?
Who's been trying to break your knees
Jesus christ
elfin coyote
I didnt noticed
lone smelt
rip kneecaps
elfin coyote
I found those real early
jolly gorge
LOLL why is it so dented
mint wadi
Seems like they also found your kneecaps real early
hardy pivot
NO I BROKE MY LEG
elfin coyote
thats why I have them
hardy pivot
1 slash and i die
lone smelt
wait polearm people
lone smelt
you can do a high thrust by switching hands early in a swing
its a fair bit higher than the alt stab normally can go
hardy pivot
oh thats polearm
mint wadi
Now I have to find a clip where a blue garment turns purple from blood.
WAIT that'd be a sick idea for a clothing brand.
hardy pivot
blood helps me see how much dmg is going on
little verge
WAIT that'd be a sick idea for a clothing brand.
It dyes while you die.
mint wadi
Buy a bunch of heavyweight blue tshirts, safely extract your own blood and then dye them purple.
little verge
Buy a bunch of heavyweight blue tshirts, safely extract your own blood and then ...
Only problem is that blood oxidizes brown.
lone smelt
WAIT that'd be a sick idea for a clothing brand.
here at Bloody John inc., we help you show off your mortal wounds with our DeathDye (TM)
elfin coyote
lategame abyss is awesome
wind charm
you can do a high thrust by switching hands early in a swing
Back in my day it was called shotgun tech
lone smelt
Back in my day it was called shotgun tech
dont suppose you have any more clips of it
mint wadi
Only problem is that blood oxidizes brown.
Could probably dry it in an anaerobic chamber
wind charm
dont suppose you have any more clips of it
There's a few ways to do it, lemme sift through my shi
lone smelt
Cheers, im struggling to replicate it
hardy pivot
how can i send vids bruh i need to know what im doing wrong
little verge
has anyone got any real tips
Anything specific you want advice with or just overall basics?
mint wadi
Call it Hemodrip or some shit
hardy pivot
Anything specific you want advice with or just overall basics?
i just fight like normal but it seams the AI has like extreme fighting in the challange
little verge
i just fight like normal but it seams the AI has like extreme fighting in the ch...
Ultimate challenge?
waxen lance
m00 is this a winning strat
lone smelt
m00 is this a winning strat
jesus
hardy pivot
Ultimate challenge?
yeah
wind charm
dont suppose you have any more clips of it
Halfsword stance shift does the same thing, but watching the light fade from a living being may haunt you.
hardy pivot
m00 is this a winning strat
i need to know where you man get hacks
bro these guys are way better he just parryed kicked me then broke my leg and 1 tapped me
like some kung fu movie
languid trail
Why do the other willies have to say mean things that hurt my feelings 
naive holly
WERE THOSE SPARKS?!
Yeah you can get some intense sparks
elfin coyote
finaly got my knecaps replaced
hardy pivot
how do i beat the next wave when all they give me is a knife
little verge
yeah
I know it may not feel like it but the AI has the same variables as the other modes. Getting hit early will be detrimental to your run. You will need to utilize dodging allot.
Reach is king. This is subject to a minor bit of RNG, sometimes you get stuck with two short of weapons. This is what will really test your skills.
hardy pivot
so keep reseting till i get a long range wepon like a hoe
shell bronze
gotta fight with what you get and be super careful until armor becomes available along with better weaponry
shell bronze
so keep reseting till i get a long range wepon like a hoe
also don't forget that you'll have to be the one to beat the person with that long reach weapon
wind charm
dont suppose you have any more clips of it
don't blink, but here's another clip of it
shell bronze
this is what an average first half should look like @hardy pivot
hardy pivot
this is what an average first half should look like <@1081903478894510110>
yeah its that but imagine the first person cuts you in half
soft osprey
so keep reseting till i get a long range wepon like a hoe
Resetting does not make you a hoe
little verge
so keep reseting till i get a long range wepon like a hoe
That is an option, but I suggest practicing new things until you learn to counter each weapon type.
hardy pivot
vro.
hardy pivot
That is an option, but I suggest practicing new things until you learn to counte...
alr
bronze mural
hardy pivot
guys i found a ranged weapon its in my skull tho
bronze mural
what in the
little verge
guys i found a ranged weapon its in my skull tho
soft osprey
Mcwonderfreak and mcwondergooba in the same chat..
bronze mural
little verge
Mcwonderfreak and mcwondergooba in the same chat..
It's McWonderful.
mint wadi
I love swords so much.
shell bronze
yeah its that but imagine the first person cuts you in half
gotta get used to minimizing damage to yourself
hardy pivot
i tryed to doge but he locked onto me and follow me and cut me in half
shell bronze
i tryed to doge but he locked onto me and follow me and cut me in half
bait them into attacking
shell bronze
stumble forward a tiny bit, then back, then capitalize on it instead of just giving them a target
wind charm
little verge
i tryed to doge but he locked onto me and follow me and cut me in half
I personally only dodge backward. I get hit allot left to right.
shell bronze
@hardy pivot avoiding damage should look something like this
notice the feints and baits to get them to attack early
- weapon placement as well
wind charm
I personally only dodge backward. I get hit allot left to right.
I got a clip for that, just trust. 
little verge
fantastic parries!
little verge
I got a clip for that, just trust. <:PierrotApperance:1312862745951080448>
I like clippies!
wind charm
Okay nah, my boy fucking CLEAN w/ it. 🔥
shell bronze
yooo i appreciate you guys
mint wadi
Clueless is the dainty sword version of Militus.
shell bronze
it took a lot of getting decapitated to get used to the swordplay
bronze mural
What's a shield for anyways?
mint wadi
Militus is always posting clips of heavy long swords absolutely battering heavily armored opponents.
Clueless is always posting clips of finesse and agility stunting on peasants.
shell bronze
here's another long form clip (ignore me trying to shoulder check him and failing and getting clipped in the leg)
i had bad risk management when i saw him wind up for that wide shot and got stunlocked from head trauma
bronze mural
Nice polearm, shame you couldn't keep your distance
lean nicheBOT
mint wadi
I'm definitely more of a G O B L I N in this category.
hardy pivot
Ok my game crashed and I shut down my pc do you think my progress reset
Cause if it did
little verge
NO i was doing so well then i crashed
The fatal crashes in the Ultimate challenge are primarily due to an issue with a 3rd party plugin that is being used for blood.
For most users disabling blood using the blood slider in the gore options resolves this issue.
We are working on a more permanent solution.
elfin coyote
hardy pivot
The fatal crashes in the Ultimate challenge are primarily due to an issue with a...
Yeah I’ve heard lots people complain about it
mint wadi
I'm definitely more of a G O B L I N in this category.
also lol the contrast of the soft music with the clip.
shell bronze
I'm definitely more of a G O B L I N in this category.
i might enjoy parrying but honestly full tilt aggressive gameplay yields better results overall if you know what you're doing
mint wadi
i might enjoy parrying but honestly full tilt aggressive gameplay yields better ...
Definitely. Stuff like this is just a no brainer if you're only trying to win.
shell bronze
mint wadi
Buddy was like "lemme just let you have this access"
shell bronze
i just like to keep my risk tolerance low to practice parrying
bronze mural
shell bronze
most fights should end in less than 5-10 swings
shell bronze
Definitely. Stuff like this is just a no brainer if you're only trying to win.
maces in low tiers are bullying victims
their weapons are slower, less threatening without proper windup, and don't have free decapitation properties
bronze mural
shell bronze
99% of the time if you want to win tier <5 fights just jab em or go for one mighty kill swing
drowsy flint
Definitely. Stuff like this is just a no brainer if you're only trying to win.
does this count as aggressive? lol
TALLY HO! Give them the olde "hold G to win before I die" technique
shell bronze
hardy pivot
The fatal crashes in the Ultimate challenge are primarily due to an issue with a...
Why is there 3rd party plug-ins what if someone makes a virus or sumin then we all cooked
drowsy flint
Why is there 3rd party plug-ins what if someone makes a virus or sumin then we a...
its gonna be reputable
hardy pivot
Also it’s on steam so the software scans it
mint wadi
My brother in christ
hardy pivot
Sees it’s fine
mint wadi
They're UNREAL ENGINE PLUGINS
You know, that people make and put on the unreal engine marketplace.
FOR MONEY
little verge
Why is there 3rd party plug-ins what if someone makes a virus or sumin then we a...
Unreal Plugins are vetted.
mint wadi
Third party just means that Half Sword Games didn't develop it in-house.
It's not dangerous.
bronze mural
hardy pivot
Unreal Plugins are vetted.
What’s vetted
little verge
What’s vetted
They are confirmed to be safe.
shell bronze
checked for malicious activity
mint wadi
lmao
hardy pivot
Alr
mint wadi
I was about to ask what vetted was as a joke
Like I was in the process of thinking
"I should as "whats vetted mean""
elfin coyote
dualwielding the baron's sword on unmodded half sword
mint wadi
I'm sorry, I hope english isn't a second language or something and I'm insulting you. Not meaning it to be that way.
bronze mural
Is it just me or do you guys have an unhealthy obsession with blasting people while wearing 30 pound gauntlets
mint wadi
I more so got the vibes of gen y education
bronze mural
I enjoy it greatly
elfin coyote
Is it just me or do you guys have an unhealthy obsession with blasting people wh...
maybe
mint wadi
Is it just me or do you guys have an unhealthy obsession with blasting people wh...
I like it but I crash when my gauntlets hit too hard on helmets
shell bronze
bronze mural
a double gauntlet grind block on the baron
ts would be straight out of an anime opening
hazy blaze
tf how are u so good at fighting that polearm
drowsy flint
tf how are u so good at fighting that polearm
treat it like any other weapon, just block it and sweep it aside
shell bronze
tf how are u so good at fighting that polearm
a looot of practice and knowing the movement range of that thing
drowsy flint
in a mental sense at least
drowsy flint
if you go into it "oh fuck its a plancon" then youll definitely psyche yourself out
shell bronze
#parryeverything
elfin coyote
I just fought one baron on the abyss, and another one just spawned
shell bronze
if you go into it "oh fuck its a plancon" then youll definitely psyche yourself ...
to be FAIR
wind charm
#parryeverything
On gang 🔥
bronze mural
Just tried to shoulder roll a warhammer, not my most proud achievement
How did he stab me with the whole hammerhead
shell bronze
that plancon will grab your weapon real good if it catches
bronze mural
that plancon will grab your weapon real good if it catches
works kinda like a swordbreaker
a lot of the time
shell bronze
yeah it binds everything
bronze mural
With plancon, I like to use my weapon as a barrier on the side
get close, and either free my weapon and get em
drowsy flint
hit em with the power of God and anime on my side
shell bronze
so while i know how to fight it sometimes the ai has other ideas
and will KO me with some actual bs
drowsy flint
so while i know how to fight it sometimes the ai has other ideas
bruh
he just said no
gentle shuttle
Will there be multiplayer in Half Sword?
shell bronze
he just said no
he knows that if he fights me normally he's getting parried the whole way
gentle shuttle
<#1272470349245579396>
sad
wind charm
You are disgustingly good at this game, you know that?
elfin coyote
he knows that if he fights me normally he's getting parried the whole way
how much can you last in the abyss?
bronze mural
The willie shell!
shell bronze
You are disgustingly good at this game, you know that?
you flatter me good sire
i am merely a practitioner of graceful swordplay
shell bronze
how much can you last in the abyss?
it crashes too often so i haven't done a full run
elfin coyote
I have to say that a full run is awesome
all bosses start spawning again after you defeat the baron
shell bronze
all that armor for naught
elfin coyote
also the baron spawns again
shell bronze
little verge
You are disgustingly good at this game, you know that?
Legit. I now need to see m00 vs Militus vs Clueless
brave patio
what's the best weapon in the game and why is it the poleaxe
less than 500 words please
elfin coyote
also as a bonus it seems that baron armor starts spawning after the baron
bronze mural
shell bronze
less than 500 words please
it reach, chop, and smack
shell bronze
Legit. I now need to see m00 vs Militus vs Clueless
we specialize in different disciplines
brave patio
SHADOW COUNTER
shell bronze
i have no doubt m00 holds the advantage over me because of his polearm mastery and polearms are just inherently better in the field of battle
wind charm
less than 500 words please
little verge
we specialize in different disciplines
This is true, but I still want to see the clash of titans.
shell bronze
i use polearms to climb gauntlet for a reason
either one mighty jab or a few slaps to the head and cheese everything
shell bronze
these two clips pretty much encompass my playstyle with polearms, nothing flashy or skillful
brave patio
ngl I just go ape mode by halfswording and going for a bunch of pommel strikes and uppercuts with the blade
wind charm
i have no doubt m00 holds the advantage over me because of his polearm mastery a...
It don't take much to win with a Poleaxe, but to make it look steezy is like freestyling in rl
brave patio
true
shell bronze
It don't take much to win with a Poleaxe, but to make it look steezy is like fre...
that's right
brave patio
"Nice longsword dork I've got a steel cap on the end of a five foot long stick and I'm gonna jam it into your eye socket"
shell bronze
easy to beat on people and jab them with the long stick but to look like a proper spartan doing it is a different thing
and me i'm a simple person
shell bronze
my skillset and preferred choice of weapon is any 2 handed sword
tender quest
wind charm
I play super defence heavy, I like parrying. 🥶
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263255402729181184/1381702822751375564/84.mp4?ex=684b1d87&is=6849cc07&hm=78191d8f970d63b6e194c283e049cf7a16d9f1ef34ee9738fe7f714e30517dd3&
balmy sand
AURA
bronze mural
I play super defence heavy, I like parrying. 🥶
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attac...
"What's a parry?" Punches through a shield
fallen star
He said he had stomach pain, so i checked but he doesn't have a stomach
wind charm
"What's a parry?" Punches through a shield
Don't make me pull out my MMA clips
tender quest
sleek gull
Live in 5
elfin coyote
way to many barons
bronze mural
I play super defence heavy, I like parrying. 🥶
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attac...
Why are your clips so vibrant and saturated?
wind charm
It'll take the 3 of us to win against OVRDTH
wind charm
Why are your clips so vibrant and saturated?
Because I like the way it looks, I made this reshade present way back before blood was added :3
austere salmon
simply *bar*-on them
he was once one of the best fencers, bar-none
lone smelt
It don't take much to win with a Poleaxe, but to make it look steezy is like fre...
Of course he plays rl
Prob ssl too lol
austere salmon
that's even worse why lmfao
i live in rural ohio, i spend all day thinking of puns and i have nobody to tell them to
why should you throw a drowning man soap?
wind charm
Of course he plays rl
Plat 2
grave valve
why should you throw a drowning man soap?
fuck, i dont know, why?
austere salmon
fuck, i dont know, why?
he'll wash himself ashore
grave valve
fuck off oh m ygod lmao
wind charm
Peak acknowledges peak
grave valve
actual 10/10 pun
lone smelt
Peak acknowledges peak
Plat 2 is the peak of the gaussian distribution i would guess so...
austere salmon
thank you
lone smelt
Funnily enough there is a guy called moo in my universities rl team
wind charm
Plat 2 is the peak of the gaussian distribution i would guess so...
I play rocket league to get angry at hit reg, because playing HalfSword right after is euphoric
elfin coyote
bro is cooked
lone smelt
I play rocket league to get angry at hit reg, because playing HalfSword right af...
Me when all the cars have one of 3 hit boxes
river steppe
wind charm
Me when all the cars have one of 3 hit boxes
I drive the nomad.
lone smelt
I drive the nomad.
Dear god
wind charm
Nah he just a little whimsical like me
lone smelt
But sometimes he just peaks and lemme tell you flicks in the scarab look nasty
lone smelt
Nah he just a little whimsical like me
That is pretty accurate
shell bronze
lone smelt
Halfsword-chat becoming rl-chat
shell bronze
first half was a bit clumsy on my part but i clipped this primarily for the plancon fight at the end anyways
wind charm
You wanna see the HalfSword equivalent to a Musty flick is?
lone smelt
You wanna see the HalfSword equivalent to a Musty flick is?
Yessir
Tho I have a feeling my answer would not matter
lone smelt
One punch willie
wind charm
Tho I have a feeling my answer would not matter
soft osprey
I can't breathe
You have to use your lungs and mouth to inhale and exhale
wind charm
I can't breathe
idk how that mf found the nuts to get back up
lone smelt
The poleaxe chuck was so clean as well
lone smelt
You have to use your lungs and mouth to inhale and exhale
Sir you've saved my life
quartz charm
is half sword gonna be free when it fully releases?
shell bronze
no
ocean raptor
is half sword gonna be free when it fully releases?
prob not
ocean raptor
i dont think there'd be any way to monetize it if it were free on full release
lone smelt
Tbh I want to give the devs my money this game is goated
lone smelt
I think they said in the £20-30 range
ocean raptor
wish there were a way to save in the gauntlet that's not just free mode
cause sometimes i die to the stupidest things
quartz charm
I think they said in the £20-30 range
what would that be in CAD?
lone smelt
Any tips for aiming throws?
austere salmon
I think they said in the £20-30 range
whats that in amurican dollars
lone smelt
whats that in amurican dollars
Increasing daily🤣
austere salmon
werf
shell bronze
Any tips for aiming throws?
not many pointers i can give you tbh, throwing is just difficult and you have to find that balance
it's like learning to throw accurately irl except you have the motor skills of a 2 dimensional mouse
in your dominant hand
austere salmon
it's like learning to throw accurately irl except you have the motor skills of a...
this game is what got me into wanting one of those VR games, but man the headsets are crappy
lone smelt
It never ceases to amaze me how well humans can throw and predict the trajectory of stuff
austere salmon
index is always unstocked, the vive costs three kidneys, and zuck can screw off
i just want blade and sorcery, but the options are 1.5k, literally nonexistant, or making a facebook account
worse than hell
wind charm
Any tips for aiming throws?
let go and swing at the same time, test to see if you need to let go slightly earlier or later and over time you will get better.
mint wadi
HAVING ONE LEG IS NO EXCUSE
mint wadi
index is always unstocked, the vive costs three kidneys, and zuck can screw off
What are you talking about lol
Index has been in stock for ages.
austere salmon
What are you talking about lol
needs controllers too
and for some reason you can buy the left controller individually, the right controller individually, but not both in a pack
and the individual ones are the same price as the pack, so i'd be spending 2x as much
mint wadi
An extra $30, you mean.
lone smelt
HAVING ONE LEG IS NO EXCUSE
I... you people scare me
austere salmon
An extra $30, you mean.
its still ridiculous
soft osprey
Me when I pay when I me
minor oasis
its still ridiculous
30 bucks is ridiculous?
austere salmon
30 bucks is ridiculous?
the fact taht you can buy either individually but not the literal thing that contains both of them
soft osprey
I’ll tell you what’s ridiculous . That I can save 15% or more on car insurance by switching to geico
lone smelt
I’ll tell you what’s ridiculous . That I can save 15% or more on car insurance b...
Bro shelled out to big insurance
Wait what is happening
soft osprey
Halfsword games bought out geico
lone smelt
Why has this chat become a sponsored ad reel
kindred notch
Yo is there anyway to force the game to render less armour detail cos my poor poor laptop is dying.
lone smelt
Halfsword games bought out geico
What why
lone smelt
Yo is there anyway to force the game to render less armour detail cos my poor po...
It might be the gore
Turn that down, and turn down graphics if you haven't already
lone smelt
Np
soft osprey
Ahh Alr I'll see if that helps any
If you’re talking about crashing
lone smelt
Many people have same problem, its usually a gore issue
soft osprey
It’s mainly the blood
shell bronze
crashing is blood mostly
soft osprey
Blood and gore are separate settings
shell bronze
(i still play with it on max)
soft osprey
Because gore still affects dismemberment, so you can keep gore on max or wherever you want it, just turn the blood slider down
shell bronze
soft osprey
Wait icl I thought they were the same
You’re not alone don’t worry
Always appreciate the help though
kindred notch
He didn't deserve that.
ocean raptor
do you use controller?
lone smelt
Noone deserves having to fight clueless
shell bronze
bro swung da sword at me he deserves a swing back to make it fair
shell bronze
do you use controller?
kbm like everyone else
kindred notch
bro swung da sword at me he deserves a swing back to make it fair
No he was just showing you his new sword from a different angle.
ocean raptor
kbm like everyone else
how the hell do you swing downwards so easily
for me it goes to the side
lone smelt
I had that a lot, turned out I was holding my mouse at an angle
So whenever I moved it down I was actually moving it a bit diagonal
shell bronze
downwards swings are a beautiful thing
kindred notch
Is it me or was it easier to throw axes at people before...
shell bronze
they're the easiest to counter once you're used to the mechanics but the most difficult to counter for AI
practice with a 2h longsword to get a grasp on vertical swings @ocean raptor
lone smelt
practice with a 2h longsword to get a grasp on vertical swings <@740983442337955...
2h longsword is a beautiful weapon
shell bronze
No he was just showing you his new sword from a different angle.
damn my bad willie i didn't know you were trying to show me your new arming sword
i think this guy was doing the same thing then
ocean raptor
will the full release have pvp btw?
lone smelt
will the full release have pvp btw?
No
ocean raptor
also how do u swing so fast
ocean raptor
do u need high sensitivity
shell bronze
no
lone smelt
do u need high sensitivity
Most people have it pretty low
minor oasis
hit on the aorta, instant death
shell bronze
just swing your mouse as fast and long as possible
lone smelt
Mine is about a 5th of the way up the bar
shell bronze
potent ledge
Guys it’s it weird that I find the fist fights the most fun in the medieval fighting game?
lone smelt
Guys it’s it weird that I find the fist fights the most fun in the medieval figh...
I dont personally get it but you are far from alone in that
I just like armoured knight fighting, t5 and below aren't making enough clanking noises for me
light stirrup
The speen is back again!
ocean raptor
it's so annoying when an enemy dies and when they fall their weapon falls into you
guess it's realistic though 💔
wind charm
I just like armoured knight fighting, t5 and below aren't making enough clanking...
pots and pans, I need that shit on GOD
shell bronze
i scale commoner longsword up to militia usually
lone smelt
pots and pans, I need that shit on GOD
YES
shell bronze
gives me a good assortment of weapons to play against
lone smelt
pots and pans, I need that shit on GOD
Modders please
lunar olive
what are fatal errors caused by
shell bronze
but sometimes i go polearm knight to remind myself how to cheese fights
lunar olive
im getting it too often
shell bronze
blood
lunar olive
oh really?
shell bronze
yes
wind charm
its true
shell bronze
it's a plugin that causes issues
lunar olive
shit alr so just dont use blood for now then?
shell bronze
at least lower it
lunar olive
how do i lower it on the mild setting?
wind charm
depends on how much we talkin, gallons?
shell bronze
there's an in-depth slider when you look around in the settings somewhere
you can adjust it
lone smelt
depends on how much we talkin, gallons?
Not the freedom units 😭
lethal crag
how do i lower it on the mild setting?
settings -> game -> gore ->
lunar olive
okay thanks! i appreciate it i thought it was the enhancer mod i downloaded that did that and i was confused lol
wind charm
Not the freedom units 😭
how many comically large spoonfulls?
lone smelt
how many comically large spoonfulls?
Muuuuch better
I like my blood in Joules per Pascal
lethal crag
how many comedically large offbrand starbucks coffee cups
lone smelt
how many comedically large offbrand starbucks coffee cups
With your name spelt wrong
lone smelt
YEAH I GET IT LOL
I have never seen Starbucks spell anyone's name right i swear
lethal crag
I have never seen Starbucks spell anyone's name right i swear
“joanne?” john: 😐
serene tulip
@naive holly clips look great.No notes. Except maybe give your swings more time to breathe during windup if you want to be more measured/stylish.
But it works, looks good.
serene tulip
lmao how he kept trying the same move there for a bit and kept getting punished the same way
shell bronze
worst part is that neither of them would have hit me even if i hadn't pre-emptively parried
naive holly
<@202615483361394689> clips look great.No notes. Except maybe give your swings m...
I def suffer from greedy frantic adhd dopamine hunting lmao
shell bronze
gotta play with grace in spite of the ferocity
naive holly
But mah blood splatter 
serene tulip
But mah blood splatter <:PepeHands:519989876591165460>
I assure you that you may achieve plenty of blood splatter with slower paced strikes as well
shell bronze
blood splatters happen either way
if you try to force them they might turn out to be yours
i made that mistake earlier in this clip and decided to pace it down one notch
naive holly
I assure you that you may achieve plenty of blood splatter with slower paced str...
Quite right. Also not used to playing high armor so im greedy for the gap. Lower tiers where I can pick where I want to go with it is def easier to stay calm. But still, must slow it down.
Thought this was tight tho, exactly why I keep a second thinner sword lol
Estoc fanboy at heart but a broader blade has been fun lately
serene tulip
Kind of funny. MaA made me react the opposite and instead be patient, whittling my foe down until I could safely go for the kill.
Armor is heavy af in MaA so if you deal enough tonus damage they become practically immobilized
naive holly
Kind of funny. MaA made me react the opposite and instead be patient, whittling ...
Is that a GS? Looks huge.
I just adapted my loadout off of the one I had so im using the same swords im familiar with
serene tulip
Is that a GS? Looks huge.
I just adapted my loadout off of the one I had so im...
It's just a big longsword I think. Maybe there's a specific classification for them but the greatswords are larger I'm pretty sure
Not as heavy and slow as a greatsword, still has pretty good manipulation speed allowing less commitment
naive holly
Really ive been trying out slow paced no hit t3 gameplay. Been pretty much everyones favorite tier, but I always enjoyed t5/t6 for the blend.
Anyways just to say that its new to me and enjoyable.
abstract quiver
am i doing smth wrong? i keep getting into empty matches and i cant find anyone to play against
serene tulip
Damn you mustve accidentally downloaded the multiplayer beta. Its offline rn
naive holly
am i doing smth wrong? i keep getting into empty matches and i cant find anyone ...
Tf game you playing dawg
abstract quiver
Tf game you playing dawg
idfk the normal one? i assume?
the one that says play demo?
serene tulip
Nah clearly youre on the multiplayer beta. Go to properties > betas > demo build
sage spindle
idfk the normal one? i assume?
Gang this game ain’t multiplayer
abstract quiver
Nah clearly youre on the multiplayer beta. Go to properties > betas > demo build
alr
@serene tulip i dont see the demo
where is it
serene tulip
abstract quiver
https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-i-lied-gif-21836345
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