halfsword-chat-⚔

[waxen lance]

theres also two different shades of purple

[warm moth]

omggggg pleasssseeeeeee frieeeeeennnnnndddd meeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me have much money

[formal chasm]

they dont come up with tasty stuff, they just mix ingredients they found growing in a swamp somewhere

so that they dont starve

[tired prism]

how much moalehey

how muchl................

[warm moth]

one trilion

[tired prism]

im making a army of naked men

[formal chasm]

italy makes good stuff

[crude flower]

aye yo

[fast kindle]

Hey @tired prism wanna friends lol

[humble bloom]

Give me some baked pork and beans, I think I'd rather have a bowl and just dip the toast in it.
Putting it on the bread like a failed sandwhich, just seems messy.

[tired prism]

idk

indecisive

[crude flower]

for sure messy

[warm moth]

nah fr friend me dawg

[tired prism]

yu friend me

[crude flower]

embed fail

[warm moth]

i cant

its disabled

[tired prism]

now try

[formal chasm]

pork doesnt go well with bread

unless its le sausage

[warm moth]

same result

[tired prism]

its server members allowed

NOW try 😭

[fast kindle]

@warm moth I think he's just fucking us over lmao

[crude flower]

wild

[fast kindle]

NEVERMIND

[tired prism]

so quick

LOL

[warm moth]

i got friend request

LLLLLLLLLLL

[tired prism]

you both did

[warm moth]

i did first

[tired prism]

yea

[warm moth]

LLLLLLLLLLLL shumno

[formal chasm]

[fast kindle]

ITS OVER FOR MEEEE

[fast kindle]

Should I commit seppuku....

[humble bloom]

Ideally there should be more beans than pork, maybe just some fatty chunks here and there.

[formal chasm]

some gay shenanigans going on right now

[warm moth]

guys ofc i am being ironic and goofy so dont take it personally lol

[formal chasm]

hmmmm you have no idea what you just invented my friend

[crude flower]

some nice thick pieces of bacon in the mix

bush's beans

yummy yummy

[tired prism]

https://tenor.com/view/a2-lick-cute-gif-15012068

[formal chasm]

i present to you, the feijoada

[humble bloom]

Canned pork and beans?

[warm moth]

what is thi

[crude flower]

beams and snausage

[warm moth]

i swear to god indian food looks better

[fast kindle]

Shush

[formal chasm]

this food has crazy lore tho

[humble bloom]

That's a lot more pork than what I'm talking about.
That'd be pretty good I reckon anyway

[fast kindle]

@warm moth are you gonna DM him or nah

[tired prism]

whsa

[crude flower]

y'all weird

[tired prism]

meow

[humble bloom]

How old are you two, surely you can't be this desperate already.

[tired prism]

i just existed

[crude flower]

that's how it normally goes

[fast kindle]

I was nice to him

Am

Am

[tired prism]

https://tenor.com/view/ambush-hug-panda-animal-cute-gif-7531639

[warm moth]

what have we devolved to

jk fam jk

[crude flower]

what have you devolved to

[warm moth]

brainrot

[formal chasm]

creatures of the night...

[tired prism]

this should be answered

[crude flower]

true

[warm moth]

and autism

[crude flower]

autism is much more comprehensible than this

[warm moth]

meme manager has w clips

[formal chasm]

dont drag the autistic community into this, this is all on you bro

[crude flower]

moo has utoob

[fast kindle]

Don't put me into the pigeonhole you put yourself into

[tired prism]

he dmed me first lol

[warm moth]

why tf did yall turn on me

[formal chasm]

autism is all about pokemon, miniature trains and historical reenactment, not thiis degenerate shiit

[fast kindle]

Why can I not say autism

What

[warm moth]

its like germany in both world wars

[fast kindle]

Exactly cro

[humble bloom]

Skill issue

[formal chasm]

you dont have the card bro

[fast kindle]

I love you

[wind charm]

by the dozens

[fast kindle]

He as in who

[tired prism]

the cat

also naked man battle

[fast kindle]

What's he say

[waxen lance]

if you understood how rare purple was in the medieval times you'd understand just how fucking rich my character is

[warm moth]

you seem to be really good with the upgraded candlestick thing'

[tired prism]

is rondol better than t3 daggers

[fast kindle]

🤤🤤🤤

I MEAN

[tired prism]

WHAAAT

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-stan-twitter-cat-disappear-disappearing-meme-gif-25606316

[fast kindle]

Rondol is ass bro like 😭😭

[tired prism]

okay dagger t3

[warm moth]

freaky ass

[fast kindle]

Irl it's good but in HS is ass

[waxen lance]

m00 look at all the ourple

[humble bloom]

Tier 3 is great at slashing and stabbing, rondol excels in stabbing.

[warm moth]

purple was the hardest color to get thats why only the rich had it

like emperors

or kings

[waxen lance]

the fact my character has so much of it on him

[fast kindle]

Half a kingdom's GDP worth of purple

[warm moth]

or the ppl who made the byzantine flag

[fast kindle]

Referring to me?

Thanks bub

[warm moth]

you didnt make shit

[tired prism]

are yall like teenagers or some shit lol i think the question that dude asked is very important if yall are drooling at neked men battle

[fast kindle]

I make shit every other day (I don't have the greatest diet)

[warm moth]

maybe

[fast kindle]

We're talking about purple vro

[humble bloom]

If you are trying to slide into someone's dms, it's probably important that you both know eachothers ages.

[tired prism]

😭

what im thnking

[warm moth]

maybe

[fast kindle]

You're actually right sir thank you for the input

[waxen lance]

I am the man of many purple

[tired prism]

purple is aura

[warm moth]

okay fam i am 15

[warm moth]

how do you even get this

[waxen lance]

mods

[warm moth]

oh

[waxen lance]

I'm literally spawning it in

and wearing it

then saving it

[fast kindle]

You are aura bro ✊

[warm moth]

oh yeah

[tired prism]

ovrdths loadout

[humble bloom]

The mystery is solved.
I'm going to bed now, deal with reality yourselves.

[tired prism]

no its not

we dont know

sitll

what doy ou mean its solved

i dont know still

[warm moth]

what mystery

[humble bloom]

E

[tired prism]

THE AGE

okay

there

[warm moth]

okay link

[tired prism]

going crazy for femboys. . .. .

[warm moth]

your age?

[tired prism]

i said it

[fast kindle]

He said 20

[tired prism]

im 20 lol

[warm moth]

am i cooked fam

[tired prism]

i just have this much aura

[fast kindle]

Bro got short term memory loss

[warm moth]

do they tremble before you

[fast kindle]

This is just the in-game representation imagine your irl aura I can't even imagine

[humble bloom]

You aren't in cover from the hail of gunfire yet shumo

[warm moth]

oh yeah i aw that command

[tired prism]

they all were charging and then just stopped walking slowly then slowly fell

and died

[fast kindle]

Hey shush I'm tryna stay low

[humble bloom]

Did you say you were 13 earlier

[fast kindle]

Huh?

[crude flower]

oh no

willie just dropped his blade on his neck and died

[warm moth]

clip?

[fast kindle]

Oh yeah that happens and it's annoying imo

[fast kindle]

Try stepping on a spike, same effect

[warm moth]

i have never seen this before

[waxen lance]

as I am Emperor Pat, It only makes sense that I have all the purple in the country

[crude flower]

urgh

[warm moth]

can u make a battle fighting all other colors

mods

[supple flint]

have yall ever killed baron on max player damage and least npc damage without any weapons and armor

[tired prism]

im so cookinggg

[fast kindle]

Nope just fw modifications

[waxen lance]

yknow its probably a fucking status flex that I have 5 fucking swords and they all have purple hilts with purple scabbards while wearing fucking purple

[fast kindle]

Hell yeah send clip

[waxen lance]

I am very rich in medieval

[dire portal]

i got classified as unconscious right before i got decapitated by a billhook

[fast kindle]

#modders-guild-hall

[fast kindle]

Super fucking cool

[humble bloom]

That's not physically possible.
No, I'm going to bed, I'm not engaging with this nonsense

[warm moth]

fight to get to the clean bathroom stall in school

[fast kindle]

Np gang

[formal chasm]

0 player damage, coward

[supple flint]

well im the proof of it being possible

[fast kindle]

Good night and for your own sake don't return

[supple flint]

No its a mod menu he turned on invincibility

[waxen lance]

no its possible. simply "break neck" in the enhancer menu lmfao

[formal chasm]

actually if you somehow get a stab in he'll die

because stabs are insta kill regardless of npc damage

[fast kindle]

No weapons

[humble bloom]

He said no weapons good night

[tired prism]

yeah because i modded it

for the fun

i just wanna have fun

[waxen lance]

gn bro dont engage with this dumbass

[tired prism]

thats all it is

[fast kindle]

Amen to that

[waxen lance]

https://tenor.com/view/invader-zim-movie-enter-the-gif-14899370

[fast kindle]

Everything you say is such a truth bomb Link

How do you do that

[supple flint]

i did it

[waxen lance]

show the footage

[formal chasm]

he wears a wiig

[warm moth]

he just talks fr

[fast kindle]

Good for you man

[supple flint]

ok check dms

[waxen lance]

no, post it here

my dms are not open

[crude flower]

getting your weapon stuck in a body is for noob

[fast kindle]

I don't mind 💕

[warm moth]

just halfsword it

[waxen lance]

wheres the fucking "have you seen my son"

[warm moth]

w

[waxen lance]

swear to god you posted it

I just cannot find it

[fast kindle]

Pop pop pop

[supple flint]

tuff luck you wont see it

[warm moth]

okay what is this monitor

[fast kindle]

Just post it in the server you coward

[formal chasm]

diabetic retinopathy

[waxen lance]

https://tenor.com/view/shusher-home-captain-smek-gif-16112908977447177811

[waxen lance]

fine, dm me it

[supple flint]

i did its on youtube so i send u link

[tired prism]

hes still fucking alive

[dense agate]

why the fuck im in ultimate challenge im keep getting "fatal error" for no fucking reason?

[fast kindle]

Can you traumatize him with Max gore

[fast kindle]

Maybe too much blood

[waxen lance]

ok so he didnt beat the baron with nothing but his bare hands

[fast kindle]

🙄

[formal chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-lick-fast-lick-cute-cat-cats-gif-27624519

[warm moth]

truly halfsword media

[waxen lance]

he sent me a fuckin loudass roblox video

laugh at him

[honest thorn]

i have deleted the world

[fast kindle]

Not surprised

[formal chasm]

superflat

[dense agate]

im on gruesome

[fast kindle]

@tired prism where you attt we miss you

[honest thorn]

its gone forever

[dense agate]

no way too much blood in gruesome

[tired prism]

i left for a few secn ds

[waxen lance]

Ultra optimization

[fast kindle]

Any amount of blood fucks your PC

[waxen lance]

ok Imma go to bed

[honest thorn]

im sure the game is having no issue rendering physics now

[waxen lance]

gn

[supple flint]

well atleast i didnt send an ip grabber

[dense agate]

shit game

[waxen lance]

an ip grabber wouldnt have worked anyways

I have a vpn

[supple flint]

how

[waxen lance]

ok goodnight all

[crude flower]

gn

breh

[supple flint]

what you say about bloxfruits boi

[honest thorn]

yeah my games just like this now

i havent quit yet but

[brazen forum]

why breast plate so important

[fast kindle]

Ionno what to tell you gang

[fast kindle]

BREAST plate?

Ueeee

[brazen forum]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breastplate

[dense agate]

much better

[fast kindle]

Breast plate because breasts are awesome

[brazen forum]

breastplate

[fast kindle]

Your aura is like a light bulb

When you leave we are left in the dark

[tired prism]

https://tenor.com/view/wubby-roblox-yeah-i-play-gif-5705744422422730043

[warm moth]

what is wubby

[honest thorn]

yep still broke

[warm moth]

i see

[warm moth]

just reinstall

[fast kindle]

What is it

[warm moth]

roblox world maker game

[honest thorn]

nah my games running great now that it doesnt render the rest of the world kekw

[latent burrow]

i do better in first person because i can measure the distance of my weapons any advice how to do it on 3rd person ?

[warm moth]

math

[latent burrow]

i got 85 on math

still

[warm moth]

omg i can vc

[latent burrow]

no help

[warm moth]

finally

[fast kindle]

Experience

[tired prism]

sup yall

[fast kindle]

Coward

[fast kindle]

HIII

[warm moth]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[tired prism]

they will in the year 2077

[fast kindle]

You looking at the wrong men

[warm moth]

men actually have breasts

just not feminine breasts

[fast kindle]

Man boobs

[tired prism]

yeah if you get PLUMP enough

[brazen forum]

uhhh, they do lmao???

[warm moth]

yes

[fast kindle]

Yeah some get surgeries to remove em

[brazen forum]

both are correct

[tired prism]

armored chestal plating to protect the frontal cage

[warm moth]

it is more correct as chest

[brazen forum]

🙄

[fast kindle]

Boob plates is the simplest term

[brazen forum]

erm acktually

[tired prism]

this is turning crazy

[warm moth]

before you start

[brazen forum]

literally interchangeable

[fast kindle]

Am I annoying you... I can leave if you want...

[warm moth]

breast plate only protects the breast region

[brazen forum]

not true

[warm moth]

while chest protects your whole chest

[tired prism]

no?

[warm moth]

bro is simping so hard

[brazen forum]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breastplate

[tired prism]

im gonna say it bluntly if i am annoyed

[brazen forum]

literally same thing

[tired prism]

ill TELL you if im annoyed

[warm moth]

its not

[brazen forum]

well, gl lmao

🙄

[warm moth]

breast is only like the first couple of ribs or smth

[tired prism]

bro why are you guys talking about this stuff 😭

[warm moth]

while chest is your breasts and belly

[warm moth]

yeah right

why

[tired prism]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-pissi-twitch-7tv-gif-7223094372649290081

[warm moth]

drunk cat

[tired prism]

confused cat

[fierce acorn]

cat

[warm moth]

chat i can finally vc

big w for me

[fast kindle]

You're 15 so I don't have any competition left

[brazen forum]

they are by definition the same thing, chestplate and breastplate are the same thing. it doesn't matter that breasts are a subset of chests. both are worn over the chest and protect the upper body, it would be stupid to only have bikini armor

[warm moth]

i admit you are right

[brazen forum]

im bored lmao, we need something else to argue

[fast kindle]

Back away, this doesn't concern you.

[warm moth]

no she is right

also its not shameful if you dont want to make a big deal about it

[fast kindle]

Swords or maces = goats?

[warm moth]

its not like she is my sworn enemy

[tired prism]

are yall not gonna join vc

[fast kindle]

She should be you should duel each other to the death

[brazen forum]

maces irl are great. in game? doodoo

that is just not true lmao

[fast kindle]

I can't I'm sorry 😔 don't hate me please

[warm moth]

they are at it again

[honest thorn]

i tripped on my own billhook and broke my femur

smh

[tired prism]

what

[fast kindle]

Unfortunately I have to agree with hmm here

[brazen forum]

they are by definition interchangeable. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breastplate they refer to the same thing. where tf does gender come in hmm?

[fast kindle]

You never killed yourself over your own weapon?

[honest thorn]

their internal monologue im guessing

[tired prism]

no i have not

[honest thorn]

those two terms have always been interchanegable far as i remember

[brazen forum]

women didn't really go to war back then so MEN wore breastplates/chestplates

[fast kindle]

You're so right

[brazen forum]

that is not what that implys

[fast kindle]

Usually when I go to pick up a new weapon I drop my old one and it ends up chopping half my leg off

[brazen forum]

nope

just means it is called both

[fast kindle]

Lmao y'all are just arguing in vain

This is what discord is

Arguing over chest plates and breastplates

[brazen forum]

bruh, you gotta back up your claim here

[fierce acorn]

funny shit

[fast kindle]

@fierce acorn 💋

[fierce acorn]

thanks bossman

[brazen forum]

they're literally referred as both chestplate and breastplate in context of MEN so gender doesn't matter at all

[fast kindle]

I'm not engaging in this buffoonery but if I had to I'd be forced to side with @brazen forum

[honest thorn]

this feels like a youtube comments section

[fast kindle]

They are the same thing

[fierce acorn]

yep

?????

[fast kindle]

Or Twitter minus the slurs

[fierce acorn]

what are you on about 💀

[brazen forum]

bro. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/male-breast-cancer/symptoms-causes/syc-20374740

[fierce acorn]

What are you

[fast kindle]

He's saying breastplates don't exist because men don't have breasts

[fierce acorn]

i get that yea

[fast kindle]

This is taking a turn

[gilded breach]

Bruh men have breasts

[honest thorn]

have you tried asking google this question before entering this arguement

[fast kindle]

Xylos is being backed into a corner and I feel bad for him

[brazen forum]

[honest thorn]

ai sides with hmm here

[brazen forum]

[honest thorn]

not that this means much

[brazen forum]

we don't even NEED AI

[fast kindle]

@warm moth tell Link I says hi....

[brazen forum]

bro'

is sexist ig

[fierce acorn]

the itsy bitsy spider 🔥

[honest thorn]

i dont want it but here we are anyway

[brazen forum]

breastplate is gender neutral

[gilded breach]

U are incredibly dense

Men have breasts. Less fat than women

But lees fat doesnt mean no breasts

[honest thorn]

brother has convinced himself that its the case based on phonics

[fierce acorn]

5/10 ragebait

[fast kindle]

Are you sexist

[fast kindle]

Nah he's steaming this isn't bait

[fiery raven]

men do have breasts, just small ones

[gilded breach]

They even have mammary glands so they can produce milk

[fast kindle]

I bet you like touching em buddy

[honest thorn]

if only moai were here to shake his head at the situation

[fast kindle]

Big

[gilded breach]

Jfc lmao

[brazen forum]

are you?

[cloud crag]

Breast cancer is for men and women 💀 if they don’t got breast’s where the hell the cancer at

[fast kindle]

Me? Mostly no.

[gilded breach]

This is bait guys

[brazen forum]

women 🆒

[honest thorn]

yeah nobodys anything here

[brazen forum]

it better be lmao

[fiery raven]

why do chicken have breasts even if they dont have boobs

[fast kindle]

Men cool too but both are human and humans suck ass

[dire portal]

does anyone have tips for defeating boss 3

[honest thorn]

idk what xyloz has chosen this hill to die on though

[fast kindle]

Chickens have boobs

[gilded breach]

Dude just went "non fat women have breasts too" like skinny ppl dont have body fat

[brazen forum]

chicken breasts are great

😋

[cloud crag]

Ok but you said men don’t have breast that’s what I responding to not the breast plate thing

[thorny perch]

@forest breach a breastplate "for women" would be something called a kasten brust

[honest thorn]

i like to trick em into dodging then go for some fast strikes, most people like to cheese by using the farmer class and poke em with the pitchfork

[gilded breach]

When did i say they arent?

[honest thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-there-hi-whats-up-head-roll-lets-dance-gif-4783428

[raw quarry]

i love the internet

[fast kindle]

Holy fuck this guy's so mad

[brazen forum]

or maybe you just don't have an idea what you're talking about maybe?

[honest thorn]

damn the owl is dancing to my song

he got mooves

[cloud crag]

Its cuz you seem like you have a gaping hole in your frontal lobe or you’re just rage baiting

[fast kindle]

He's in too deep

[gilded breach]

He knows hes wrong hes just baiting

[honest thorn]

https://youtu.be/Nu4XWDTpZvU?feature=shared

[fast kindle]

Rage baiting and ended up falling for his own bait I guess

[honest thorn]

if i had to be a bird it would probably be a raven

crows are friend shaped

[thorny perch]

i think theyre coolll

[honest thorn]

and smart

[cloud crag]

He dug a whole for himself and is tryna make u guys come down there with him. He’s lonely down there

[fast kindle]

And YOU'RE blocked

[gilded breach]

Like he better be baiting cause otherwise jfc

Learn anatomy

[raw quarry]

jacks fried chicken?

[fast kindle]

Damn he's collecting up a yap storm

[cloud crag]

Rq can u reply to the messages that give context and prove that you’re right?

[gilded breach]

There is no proof its some weird incorrect semantics

[fast kindle]

@tired prism Us!?

[fierce acorn]

mmm

[cloud crag]

Ik but im just giving him a chance to prove he is correct ya know giving him a ladder to get out of that hole

[fierce acorn]

fuming

[fast kindle]

Yeah he's not baiting he's just mad

[fierce acorn]

💀

[honest thorn]

ok i want you to show me where you learned that breastplates are a strictly woman thing cuz this is getting tiring

[raw quarry]

🤓

[cloud crag]

Ok js stop responding and saying stupid shit in return it’s not hard

[fierce acorn]

lol

[fast kindle]

Boobs awesome sauce

[cloud crag]

If you’re just gonna insult him then you might as well be in a deeper hole

[keen bay]

Just call it "cuirass" and call it a day

[fast kindle]

That's a different this entirely

[gilded breach]

Cuirass also covers the back

[raw quarry]

good point lmao

[fierce acorn]

armour

[honest thorn]

too hard an ask for this time of day

[fast kindle]

Metal strapped to body

[fierce acorn]

problem solved

[gilded breach]

Cant win against dumb ppl

[fierce acorn]

i think

[fierce acorn]

this guy gets it

[gilded breach]

Bbecause theyll never admit to being wrong

[cloud crag]

@forest breach

[fast kindle]

You seem particularly bright judging by your pfp bud

[cloud crag]

without context this makesyou look like you have a brain with the viscosity of water

[raw quarry]

so if im correct one side is saying breastplate = not for men and the other is like it dosent matter as its all still armor?

[brazen forum]

bro actually thinks he's onto something lmao

[gilded breach]

I studied anatomy im invested in this

[strong shard]

bow n arrows?

[fast kindle]

Bro is Lenin's son

[brazen forum]

one side is saying both refer to the same thing

[north glade]

breastplate is not a gendered term

[raw quarry]

ahh okay

[honest thorn]

yes, breastplates and chestplates are used as a general term but xyloz insists that women only use breastplates

[strong shard]

tell me the borders of the scarpa triangle

NOW

and the contents

[thorny perch]

i dont remember any of this in halfsword...

[honest thorn]

and idk where they learned this

[brazen forum]

men wear breastplates women wear breastplates, men wear chestplates, womenwear chestplates, not too hard

[honest thorn]

cuz nobody else has said that, or implied it

[gilded breach]

Abductor and sartorius?

[strong shard]

idk bro i forofr

forgor

[cloud crag]

1v10

[raw quarry]

i kinda think like protection is protection as long as your not bleeding out abt to die thats a win in my books

[strong shard]

sartorious was medial 100%

[cloud crag]

🍿 let’s have some? While we watch this

[strong shard]

then it was abducor magnus on the lateral

[gilded breach]

Femur is the bone part i think the coccyx is superior but not 100%

[raw quarry]

oh! of course!

[honest thorn]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breastplate

[strong shard]

and the upper border wass the inguinal ligament

[honest thorn]

here we go

[keen bay]

Okay that's new for new.

In my language breastplates/chestplates/cuirass are called the same.

[cloud crag]

Do you want some butter? 🧈

[honest thorn]

lets pay attention to the very beginning of that thumbnail

[fast kindle]

😭

[raw quarry]

why thank you!

[strong shard]

i put a bomb in your ass

[fast kindle]

It's over for me

[brazen forum]

somehow they're gonna say otherwise

[fast kindle]

@brazen forum Please don't hurt me

[cloud crag]

I also got some other things if you need it like water 💧, chicken 🍗 , or hamburger 🍔

[honest thorn]

i mean theyve been taking the piss the whole time

[gilded breach]

At least the "men dont have breasts" dude stopped

[raw quarry]

mmmm hamburber

[cloud crag]

I agree

Burbers are the best

[honest thorn]

all i want to know is how they know

but they refuse to own up so

idk what they want from people at this point

[north glade]

probs just trolling

[fast kindle]

He went into the seething chamber

[honest thorn]

what a strange behavior to manifest on the internet

[fast kindle]

Nvm he still here

[fierce acorn]

seething mansion

[gilded breach]

Gl with that

[brazen forum]

[gilded breach]

Gonna be a while

[honest thorn]

mother fucker thats not how arguements go you need to know this shit before you start running your mouth what the fuck

cmon

[thorny perch]

why cant we just get along?

[brazen forum]

that'd require forsight

[honest thorn]

you cant just confirmation bias yourself out of this

[fast kindle]

This place got heated for zero reason

[hardy hemlock]

He's been standing like this for almost a minute in stunned silence

[raw quarry]

yea like share gifts and idk break bread or something

[thorny perch]

These are bad quality larp pieces

they dont even have stop ribs brah

[fast kindle]

If he doesn't move you won't see him

[honest thorn]

lemme just give you a love tap on one of the boob domes

[brazen forum]

not even a source lmao, he just downloaded random ass images without a link

[honest thorn]

not even realistic

[thorny perch]

no like, stop arguing for whatever reason

[raw quarry]

also works too

[thorny perch]

its bad metalurgy

i dont care what ur argument is lol

bad protection

[gilded breach]

It doesnt even matter these are both chest/breastplates

[fast kindle]

Can we just hand this guy his win and stop crying guys

[honest thorn]

yeah those arent even historically accurate

this some fucking dnd shit

[honest thorn]

go to bed

[brazen forum]

bro's gaslighting himself lmao

[gilded breach]

Its supposed to be "proof" i thought

[fast kindle]

?

[thorny perch]

im utterly heart broken, the victory goes to you! No hard feelings of course, now we can ride together hand in hand on horses and share wine!

[fierce acorn]

woah friendly fire man

[honest thorn]

a reference to what? fantasy? these werent ever used in medieval combat!

cuz its bad design!

[gilded breach]

I dont see how this provrs anything

[fast kindle]

Wtf wine you're an alcoholic go to rehab

[honest thorn]

when?

and by whom?

[thorny perch]

we can share blunts, buhhh

[cloud crag]

I got sum 🥖

[fast kindle]

Wtf drug addict

I only ever watch cartoons

[raw quarry]

omg! thank you lets share

[thorny perch]

i only kill willie in halfsword

[boreal path]

he's timed out

[honest thorn]

yes you do cuz you cant just show photos and assume this is realistic

[boreal path]

nothing to see here

go away

[honest thorn]

dear god

[cloud crag]

K lemme cut it

[fierce acorn]

name every single human who wore a breast/chestplate/armour/metalstrappedtobodypart in the entire medieval era @forest breach

[thorny perch]

1v1 halfsword!!!

[boreal path]

getting ragebaited

[fast kindle]

What'd he do vro

[thorny perch]

srop!!!!!

[boreal path]

ragebaiting

[fierce acorn]

mb

[brazen forum]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomb_of_Alexander_the_Great
alexandria the great wore a breastplate

[boreal path]

just a timeout nothing serious

[fast kindle]

I think he was raging himself

[cloud crag]

🍞 🔪 🍞

Want some bread too?

[honest thorn]

man i was trying to like listen to his case but he just wouldnt actually give anythign

[honest thorn]

smh

[brazen forum]

peak

[north glade]

there was no case hes just riling people up

[honest thorn]

i need drugs or somethign

[cloud crag]

@raw quarry

[fierce acorn]

brick armour

[raw quarry]

yummy

[fast kindle]

You're peak

[thorny perch]

i think, scottish i dunno

[boreal path]

i also dunno

[keen bay]

Okay, next hot take.
Sallets are best looking helmets.

[brazen forum]

facts

[fierce acorn]

hmmmmm

open sallet is my main

[cloud crag]

Want some bacon for a sandwich?

[north glade]

false false i disagree with your statement

armets go the hardest

[raw quarry]

would love that

[fast kindle]

With all due respect you can't differentiate a breastplate and a cuirass

[gilded breach]

Bascinets but they arent in the game yet

[boreal path]

and they wont be

because bascinets are too early for the game

[thorny perch]

bascinets are too early

[cloud crag]

K 🍞 🥓 🍞 👏 🥪

[gilded breach]

Didnt know that

Sucu a shame

[cloud crag]

There you go @raw quarry

[raw quarry]

boom bacon sandwich

[cloud crag]

Anyway ima go to bed it’s 3 am

[north glade]

they do go incredibly hard

[cloud crag]

💀 my sleep schedule is nuked

[fast kindle]

Bascinets more like BASED-inets

[raw quarry]

jeez you need sleep its only 4 for me

[boreal path]

a conservative estimate would be that they went out of style entirely 30 years before the minimum year the game takes place

[thorny perch]

wadafak is this

[keen bay]

[cloud crag]

@thorny perch as the owl emoji you gave me I give you a 🌭 in return

I like frog better

[honest thorn]

canadian willy

[fast kindle]

Borgunet or something like that I don't remember

[honest thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/talking-south-park-south-park-ike-south-park-ike-gif-22083870

[thorny perch]

boot

[cloud crag]

Yar

[boreal path]

no

[fierce acorn]

Clarinet

[boreal path]

something ancient

[thorny perch]

that is not a burgornet

[fierce acorn]

mmmmmm

[boreal path]

something a gaul would wear

[fast kindle]

Tell me the name I forgot

[north glade]

"Soon after 1450 the "great bascinet" was rapidly discarded for field use, being replaced by the armet and sallet, which were lighter helmets allowing greater freedom of movement for the wearer. However, a version of the great bascinet, usually with a cage-like visor, remained in use for foot combat in tournaments into the 16th century."

[scenic narwhal]

Hellenistic Thracian helmet would probably be an apt description. More than a thousand years outside of willieverse

[boreal path]

im not exactly sure which is why its not a burgonet lol

[fast kindle]

OKAYYYY VRO I KNOW IM WRONG IM ASKING FOR THE NAME

[cloud crag]

Must’ve been the wind

[thorny perch]

its a hellenostic thracian helmet

[fast kindle]

What'd you just call me

[scenic narwhal]

Back then the fashion was metal body.

[north glade]

codpiece when???

[thorny perch]

wanna see

[boreal path]

grand bascinets were not entirely out of use by half sword's time

[thorny perch]

i called u a schmuck

[boreal path]

but far from typical

[north glade]

i can see it being a lower tier hand-me-down

like a tier 5 helmet

[boreal path]

i personally disagree on calling this a grand bascinet

[brazen forum]

spiked vs normal mace?

[thorny perch]

its like a bicosquwe

bicosue

[fast kindle]

Bring em out buster I'm boutta polish your face with my knuckle sandwiches

[boreal path]

early close helm would be the best term imo

bicoque doesnt have any backing really

[fast kindle]

Whichever one you like more

[boreal path]

hand-me-downs werent really a factor in wargear

[honest thorn]

how come? did they just melt down things after people died or somethin?

[mental kelp]

I don't know why everyone brings up war gear in Half Sword when Half Sword is obviously a tournament environment

[thorny perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1098707578080473199/1130963436562555051/JoustGIF.gif

[boreal path]

either it was melted down or otherwise scrapped or sold

[honest thorn]

big sad

[fast kindle]

Because people can

[boreal path]

generally if you are buying war equipment or plan on fighting you're getting your own stuff

[thorny perch]

you only needed a helmet i think

[fast kindle]

Could you bring a panzerabwerkannone

[north glade]

either way i think its fair to expect tier 4-5 to have the occasional bascinet

[scenic narwhal]

Boeotian helmets were neat.

[boreal path]

"obviously a tournament environment" would be dulled swords or wooden bludgeons

[boreal path]

why

[mental kelp]

ok but its not a war environment

we're fenced in

[fast kindle]

Because it's a game and it's cool when games are fun

[scenic narwhal]

It's willieverse

[fast kindle]

@scenic narwhal HIIIII

[honest thorn]

i think i regret joining this vc already

[boreal path]

but its also accurate

[north glade]

now you're just tripping "Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight,** fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe**"

the game is a tournament fighter

straight from the steam page

[boreal path]

i am not tripping

the description says that

but tournaments were not like this

[scenic narwhal]

You get the idea

[north glade]

yes and we're talking about the video game half sword

[fast kindle]

Wtf face reveal?

[scenic narwhal]

Back in the good ol' days before cowards in bascinets

[mental kelp]

It is more like a tournament than it is like a war

so it is a tournament game

[thorny perch]

Sam he kinda looks like you

[boreal path]

it's more like a duel than it is a tournament because people are DYING

[fast kindle]

Video game? You die in the tournament you die irl

[scenic narwhal]

No. Just some random picture

[boreal path]

a little

i kind of see it

[fast kindle]

Are u sure

[scenic narwhal]

It's willieverse. war in a fence

[scenic narwhal]

Yes

[fast kindle]

I'll believe you this time

[scenic narwhal]

You can be weird if you want. Not my problem

[fast kindle]

Are you talking to me

[brazen forum]

yk that 1 handed hammer with a spike at the tip and on the side as well. what is it called?

[north glade]

miscommunication on my part i suppose, but im not trying to argue about real historical tournaments but specifically related to the video game we are in the server of

[thorny perch]

war hammer

40k

[fierce acorn]

weapon

[scenic narwhal]

I replied to you

This is me

[boreal path]

how does the bascinet come into play here

[fast kindle]

Hot are you single

[mental kelp]

what I meant by tournament environment was not necessarily the act of the tournament itself, but it is obviously 1v1 or 1vMany, with fencing style and NOT based on wargear or any war practices. A lot of people like to talk about what happened in WAR when the game is not about war

[scenic narwhal]

Are you a man?

[north glade]

because its period appropriate, and could reasonably seen in the fictional environment of the game world, ergo it would be cool to have it in the game for the sake of variety

[boreal path]

it is based on wargear because they're using armets which are only used by cavalry ❤️‍🩹

[boreal path]

how is it appropriate when bascinets went out of style in 1420

[fast kindle]

Does that influence anything?

[thorny perch]

i think halfsword should get those transitional bascinets in the game

[boreal path]

everything in the game is based on a real life surviving piece that is within the game's range

[scenic narwhal]

Possibly

Even comes with an extra face if yours gets smashed in

[fierce acorn]

420 heh

[north glade]

this is literally what started the conversation

[thorny perch]

is this one of them cuirassers helmets

[boreal path]

i dont think you even know what a grand bascinet is then hoss

you said tier 5

[scenic narwhal]

I believe so. Most fashionable period really

More greek looking actually at that point

[hardy hemlock]

can we talk about the game tho

[fast kindle]

Something tells you only take interest in women

[fast kindle]

Sure thang what about it

[hardy hemlock]

how badass unarmed fighting is man

[thorny perch]

its not

[mental kelp]

crooked parry

[scenic narwhal]

I do in fact only consider the opposite sex

[hardy hemlock]

wrong opinon

[fast kindle]

You just haven't unlocked spinjutsu

[fast kindle]

Sex!???

[hardy hemlock]

Just beat a man half to death with my bare hands

[scenic narwhal]

My estimates tell me you're about 14 years old

[honest thorn]

what an insane hit to tank

bro should be on the floor with that xd

[fast kindle]

Now do that irl

[scenic narwhal]

It's fine

[brazen forum]

wow, gauntlets are deadly, 1 swing and BAM instant game over. didn't even hit with the hammer

[hardy hemlock]

in-game ofc

[north glade]

this is really pendantic now, i wasnt really thinking too hard about it when i mentioned tiers

regardless i think it would be nice to see in game and thats just my opinion

you're free to disagree

[fierce acorn]

maybe theres a mod or something

[boreal path]

im not trying to be pedantic

grand bascinets are period appropriate
bascinets are not period appropriate

[hardy hemlock]

no-one cares

[fast kindle]

Turned 13 2 months ago

[boreal path]

shut up turd

[fast kindle]

Mod abuse?

[fierce acorn]

happy birthsayt

[teal mural]

🍿

[hardy hemlock]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 go ahead and click it

[fast kindle]

Thanks

[fierce acorn]

yooo im level 2

[fierce acorn]

yea

[boreal path]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/Gqoa5GzW8AEvtAo.gif

[fast kindle]

Hell yeah

[fast kindle]

Me af

[scenic narwhal]

Don't do too much discord at that age

[hardy hemlock]

nice gotta save that for later

[fast kindle]

2019 but I had a genz childhood

[fierce acorn]

youre 6 lil bro

[fast kindle]

Yeah so what lil bro

[fierce acorn]

born in 2019 💀

[fast kindle]

Conceived in 2019*

[scenic narwhal]

Better to grow up in the dirt than in a screen

[thorny perch]

i was born somewhere in the 2000s

[fierce acorn]

damn bro is 5 😭

[fast kindle]

Did you invent the steam engine???

I heard about it

[fierce acorn]

unc

2000s bc

[latent burrow]

can i see yall stroke game

[fast kindle]

The Rizzustrian revolution

[latent burrow]

OH MY GOD

[fast kindle]

Sure thing

[latent burrow]

I CANT

TYPE

SKIDIBI TUVİLET

[fierce acorn]

💀

[latent burrow]

crazy

skbidi toilt

[fierce acorn]

skibidibop lavoratory

[latent burrow]

skibiditoilet

toilet

you cant write skidibi

with b and d reversed

[fierce acorn]

ok

[mental kelp]

I do not engage with ragebait 🤫

[small glen]

I still find it insane, that AI knows medieval armory

[fierce acorn]

whos al

[fast kindle]

AI knows everything but poorly

[small glen]

It struggles the most

With like

Weaponry

It knows what a Gambeson is

And it makes it look fairly accurate

[fast kindle]

Yk what else it struggled with

You

Cuz you're an enigma

[small glen]

Yk what

I am telling my AI father you are a meanie

Prepared to get your rights revoked bucko

[fast kindle]

What meanie you dumbass that was a compliment

[small glen]

I can't read

I use ai

Duh

[fast kindle]

Someone kill this

Guy

Girl

Sorry which gender are you

[small glen]

You're a monolith nerd

Your argument is instantly negated

[fierce acorn]

living being

[small glen]

French

[honest thorn]

@tired prism u should do tier 8 fights now

give em the ol bonk

[small glen]

Rather be a weeb than a Monolith! 🔥

[fast kindle]

Simply incorrect

[fast kindle]

You should be killed

[small glen]

Duty > Monolith

[honest thorn]

i bet apollo can legally drive

[mental kelp]

squinted around the blade to the right of willie's face, kinda like how I believe Ringeck? described it, coulda been Lew or someone else idk. either way they said attack from the right and end on the right

[fast kindle]

Duty isn't all bad but you are a weeb AND a debter and that's just funny

Firing squad for this weirdo

[vale totem]

is Willie related to Max Payne
why can Willie slow down time like he does?

[fierce acorn]

michael

[fast kindle]

@tired prism your gameplay is outstanding

[vale totem]

Willie De Santa

[fierce acorn]

yep

[small glen]

You are a Monolith.

The only thing worst than Monochuds is Clear Sky dweebs

[fast kindle]

Tertiary cousins

[fierce acorn]

wait]

willie's in witness protection?

[fast kindle]

It's incredibly how wrong a person can be

[fierce acorn]

ok fuck you bro

[vale totem]

for what noone was convicted of anything

[fierce acorn]

so willie townley?

[small glen]

Give me 5 reasons why Clear sky is a good faction

What do they even do

[fierce acorn]

cool outfits

uhh

[small glen]

.

[latent burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344011183694282899/1379227020999004250/dontsaythat.gif

[small glen]

Fair enough

[fierce acorn]

i dont remember

cool logo!!!

[small glen]

Exactly my point 😭

[fierce acorn]

😭

[small glen]

I like how Duty is the common sense faction

But everyone hates them because they are just common sense

Keep the fucking zone off limits for christ sake

[fierce acorn]

shush

[small glen]

Freedomers: Hahaha weed

[fierce acorn]

freedoms so cool

[small glen]

Military is just like uhh

Give me 5 minutes

[small glen]

Military in stalker:

[fierce acorn]

[keen bay]

[honest thorn]

@tired prism byebye

[tired prism]

you havent even seen it in the vc skull

you're fucking kidding

[feral lily]

My main technique is

Swing weapon till Willie die

[fierce acorn]

foolproof

[feral lily]

If I die: blame game

[fierce acorn]

foolproof

[feral lily]

Peak commoner strategy: pick big sword, Lmb x2, full sprint directly at enemy

[fierce acorn]

foolproof

wonderful strategies

[wind charm]

this game is perfect, tf you mean

[low dock]

more difficult than Elden Ring to beat

[restive barn]

mordspink

[low dock]

broken legs exist

[lethal crag]

10 cents and a unwrapped bubble gum says he can still walk

[low dock]

whats the actual reasonµ

bc i think u got overtaken

like uh

people say something about you and u understand it differently

bro take a pic of the arguement

show me

[muted dew]

Just checked and bruh you where quite aggressive and disrespectful

[pallid cairn]

@forest breach can u reply to the last thing u sent in the argument so we can jump to see the entire thing

[spiral meteor]

who warned you

[low dock]

u shouldnt argue a mod bc they can mute u for no reason

i dont get it

[muted dew]

Don’t forget the generally poor attitude you had and still have

Tell him to not be the cause of your death

I will be the cause of your death

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-playtest-knight-medieval-gif-1006672630590173212

[lethal crag]

hey dude best thing you can do if you wanna talk to someone about it is, you can make a #modmail

its 5 for me lol

i have valid reasoning though

[lethal crag]

being i just got wisdom teeth removed and my fricking mouth hurts 3 days after the fact

[fierce acorn]

looool

bros still on this

[spiral meteor]

molars you mean i think

but jesus christ

[lethal crag]

these yeah

[fierce acorn]

????

fym

[spiral meteor]

i don’t think not being from the usa counts as a reason for not knowing teeth but alr

[fierce acorn]

its a piece of metal get over it 💀

lol

[lethal crag]

dude with all due respect, goin on about it here isn’t gonna get you far

i understand what ur sayin but

[spiral meteor]

oh

well alr then

[lethal crag]

this isn’t doing much

[spiral meteor]

did you get untimed out

[lethal crag]

how about taking it to modmail??

[fickle lark]

Fucking wizards keep making me spontaneously combusting

[spiral meteor]

is the timeout over

bro it’s not that serious

[lethal crag]

it really isn’t

[fierce acorn]

💀

[spiral meteor]

is this man a redditor

[lethal crag]

how this should be handled is you waiting for modmail and settling this out with THEM, not talking about it in the halfsword channel

[lethal crag]

no one here can assist you

[fierce acorn]

the singer dude

they were using it as an example of the server's moderation i think

something like that

maybe

havent listned (i only listen to mamaleek)

who me

band

hope you like it bro

[spiral meteor]

you’re already free bro 😭

[fierce acorn]

i dont listen to vida blue much

all fire though

band

[spiral meteor]

this is kindergarten sandpit level mentality

[fierce acorn]

😭

listen to out of time or something

the album

[restive barn]

lance

[fierce acorn]

???????

he just has a really wide vocal range

or

at least deep

idk if the other voice guy is him or not

i know

[spiral meteor]

favoritism in discord is like trying to find dirt in your front yard

it’s always going to be there

why should this case be different

[fierce acorn]

lmao yeah

beatles fan

😭

fire shit everywhere]

oh

🔥

my favourites from out of time are thelast is the first and otu of love

yep