halfsword-chat-⚔

[shrewd sierra]

what is it

[random jay]

my walking is like really janky

[shrewd sierra]

you got a vid

[random jay]

no but i can take one

[shrewd sierra]

ok pls do so

[random jay]

cant send vids here

[silver iris]

gays i want to play hlaf sword but not the demo

[shrewd sierra]

oh send me it in dms

[silver iris]

?

[dapper coral]

#photography📷 message
I'm guessing its widely known knowledge that spawning any weapon with a -1 scale basically makes it reverse grip?

Daggers are pretty nice like this

[silver iris]

gays i want to play hlaf sword but not the demo??????

[shell bronze]

i hate polearms if i'm not the one using them

[shell bronze]

there is no full release

[silver iris]

thinks bro

[hearty stone]

ooop

att devs pls delet fuckin rocc thanks

it's still happening my graphics card might be dying

[mint wadi]

Holy shit lol what a shot to catch in slow mo

[compact holly]

Whats the update

[worldly basin]

why in the god fuck can i not do shit on the last level

i get cucked and cucked

holy shit bro

i literally need to record this stupid shit for proof

the second i spawn in i have to hold g

shit is excruciatingly fucking boring

[shell bronze]

oftentimes i ponder what happens if i combine the risk of commoner with the difficulty of veteran

the result is quite fun

[tender light]

how to undress willie

[dire flare]

die and win at the exact same time

[shut falcon]

i have a question for the final challenge:

the order is peasent -> commoner -> militia -> militia+soldier -> soldier+veteran -> soldier+veteran+menatarms -> veteran+menatarms+knight -> baron?

[small glen]

i almost sent a clip of me listening to rucka rucka ali

would've been GG

[tender light]

idk

[shell bronze]

lowkey this is kinda fun

[tender light]

i remember i could smash the fuck outta willis head with mace and now instead of that they get concussed :(((

[shut falcon]

because i think ive died four times just before the baron today, and two of them were fatal crashes

[vast mason]

yo i need some help

i can't select the display violence when opening the game

been playing for some hours now and this never happened

already restarted my computer

[lethal crag]

@vast mason

[small glen]

"Do a trick!"

[lethal crag]

nice trick

[vast mason]

solved it, thanks man

[lethal crag]

np! glad to hear it got fixed 🙏

[small glen]

this new discord overlay shit

is made to piss you off

[lethal crag]

you do know you can turn that off in settings

right

[small glen]

I know

i do have it off

i just want to point out

how fucking useless it is

[latent burrow]

how can i get more precise with my slashing or bashing generally mouse control ?

[small glen]

i am so confused what just happened to me

this AI hit my hand, my armored hand

did like his sword just go through the armor

[crystal lance]

is there a in-game tutorial or anything?

[minor oasis]

lower your sens

try to practice how slashes go in each direction with the dummy

[latent burrow]

thx

[minor oasis]

yw

[mint wadi]

This felt like a skit.

[small glen]

Idk what the fuck is going on with my game

But my damage is fucked up

[minor oasis]

have you checked if you moved the modifier

[small glen]

I haven't but what did happen was when I logged in one day

The damage modifier was changed back to default

Despite me never touching it

And now it seems the willie are tanking more and I am taking more

[minor oasis]

thats odd

[small glen]

Like a simple strike on my hand brings me to red screen

[mint wadi]

Holy shit I hit him the neck and collapsed his throat with my fucking HILT

[shell bronze]

lower sens and start learning how each weapon type swings/behaves differently

[kindred charm]

hi

[latent burrow]

thx againb

i lowered my sens

[small glen]

Meanwhile the ai willie take a whole barrage and just carry on like normal. Hell I literally impaled a willie and he just ignored it like nothing happened, and then he just gave up. He didn't even die

[latent burrow]

i got comfortable with it

[minor oasis]

gets impaled
fights on
gives up
based

[small glen]

Both of his arms were broken

[shell bronze]

ai willie sucks at fighting so it's only fair

[small glen]

His whole body was bloody

[mint wadi]

STEAM RECORD USER SPOTTED

[small glen]

And there was a sword sticking out of his arm

He literally got back up and tried to fight me

It's like

[latent burrow]

can i let go with my other hand and hold it again while using 2 handed weapons ?

[shell bronze]

my fault for employing a simple and effective recording software available to me

[minor oasis]

indomitable human spirit

[mint wadi]

I use it too, it's literally the best software out there for sharing clips like this.

[small glen]

My damage is on max basically and the AI is at the lowest, i am so confused

[mint wadi]

Instant links and sharing options.

[latent burrow]

adrenaline is a hell of a drug

[small glen]

Ig

But I think it's getting ridiculous

[minor oasis]

why is your fov so high

[small glen]

Especially with the strange phenomenon of my sword going through a willie armor

And vice-versa for me

[shell bronze]

i'm used to it in any video game i play

[small glen]

Am I the only one experiencing swords going through armor

[minor oasis]

i see

[small glen]

Because I have been slashing through willie armor very frequently

[minor oasis]

sometimes if you swing hard enough it will glitch out

[shell bronze]

honestly i'm not really messing with the armored longsword combat

[small glen]

It's been happening a lot

[shell bronze]

i feel slow and clumsy and have to resort to grappling/up close and personal type of moves

[small glen]

And it sort of popped up

Before it didn't do this

Now it is

[small glen]

Like just recently my sword just completely ignored this guy chest piece, and the same with hands being clipped despite the armor

[minor oasis]

halfsword more often and keep your distance

[shell bronze]

having to halfsword that often is precisely why i don't play tiers above militia too often

[small glen]

Keep your distance?

Cringe

[stuck epoch]

#modders-guild-hall message

[mint wadi]

I'm not dying here I'm still fighting here! I'm hooOooOlding on, til I see it through, til I've beaten youuuuu (I like Epic a lot)

[shell bronze]

i like my stylish unarmored longsword combat

[minor oasis]

im a HEMA wannabe leave me alone 😤

[mint wadi]

Also: Foot to face wins again

[small glen]

I honestly just prefer low tiers because the lack of shields

Shields are boring to fight

It's just a turtle match till you get a opening

[mint wadi]

Foot straight to face.

[shell bronze]

especially those wall shields

also commoner > veteran

[small glen]

Wall shields are bitch made istg

You can't do anything till you parry

Or the ai fucks up

[minor oasis]

Y'all really need to train that discipline, man at arms supremacy

[shell bronze]

man at arms is ok

i use commoner 99% of the time and bring it against militia+ if i want a challenge

[humble bloom]

just because I cant control my arms doesnt mean I cant still use the sword

[mint wadi]

Well this is a predicament.

[humble bloom]

the not so rare two dead idiots scenario

[small glen]

What tier is man at arms again

[mint wadi]

You simultaneusly look extremely skilled with the sword while also looking like a wacky inflatable armed tube man.

[minor oasis]

just below knight

[small glen]

That tier blows

The armor is so weird

[minor oasis]

exactly why i use it

[small glen]

Why does the tier below it have better armor

Why does that tier have open back and more exposed chest pieces

Than the tier below it

It doesn't make sense

[shell bronze]

i played knight for like 50 hours back in playtest and learned how to win fights with polearm

then started learning predominantly longsword

[small glen]

You play high tiers to learn maces

[shell bronze]

one is good for cheesing and insta killing people

[minor oasis]

those loadouts have very light longswords so it trades mobility and agility for being vulnerable

[shell bronze]

and the longsword is just because i like styling on AI

[shell bronze]

i dual wield maces sometimes too in upper tiers

it's fun

[small glen]

If I want to do that, I'll just go to tier 3

[minor oasis]

besides, it trains awareness because you know you are vulnerable and thus are less confident in just launching at willie

[shell bronze]

the risk/vulnerability is why i love commoner gameplay

[minor oasis]

oh and also, pavise fighting

[mint wadi]

Kepontrucken did you get group shy or something

You were typing for so long.

Every time I alt tabbed I saw it.

[small glen]

High tier armor being exposed is just not suitable for high tier armor

[humble bloom]

I had to confirm what I was going to say

[small glen]

I understand that armor for low tiers

High tiers? Hell no.

That's like baron having a open back armor chest piece

[mint wadi]

Literally all armor has exposure to some level.

[small glen]

We aren't talking about cracks

We are talking about the armor chest piece with the giant opening on the back

[small glen]

And the protection is only for the chest too keep in mind

It doesn't protect the waist whatsoever

Unlike the other armors on that same tier

It's just a super weird armor to have on a high tier

It's so exposed

[minor oasis]

seems like im the only masochist that uses man at arms here then

lol

[shell bronze]

honestly i just keep my veteran loadout past man at arms and all the way to knight if i want to win

[humble bloom]

veteran has worse armor, its exposed limbs, sometimes chest, and always an exposed face.
man at arms has an exposed back because ideally you wouldnt be putting your back to the enemy,
its for increased mobility and lessened weight.
its easier to defend your back, if your back isn't facing the enemy, so you dont always need back armor.

[shell bronze]

the polearm with the giant razor blade at the end is the free win stick

[small glen]

I would understand this argument

[minor oasis]

exactlyyy

[small glen]

If Brave stand didn't exist for that tier

[humble bloom]

skill issue

[shell bronze]

brave stand is also about distance control and managing enemies

part of the challenge

[humble bloom]

you dont need any armor for brave stand actually

[shell bronze]

i fight brave stands as commoner all the time it's fun

[shell bronze]

on god this is fun

[minor oasis]

does it ever feel weird to hear your own screams while slashing willies

[humble bloom]

and I was playing on a shitty small coffee table, so I couldnt do super fancy moves.

[mint wadi]

I'll replace all your screams with mine Kepon and send it to you.

They will be incredibly monotone

Unsettling so.

[small glen]

"ahhhh. My arm.. oh no."

[humble bloom]

that'll probably come in handy, sure.

[mint wadi]

The gurgle sounds will be me just saying "gurglglglgurglglruglruglgu"

[small glen]

The death choke is just "dead"

[small glen]

Does it ever feel awkward doing death screams.

Like you're just in a recording booth screaming bloody murder and making fake choking noises

[humble bloom]

the choking noises arent entirely fake 😳

[small glen]

M8.

[shell bronze]

authenticity

i love it

[humble bloom]

I get into the zone when I make them, or at least I believe I do, I'm not really thinking about anything but dying.
I can just ignore the existence of the guy helping me record them until I'm done.

no hes not helping me like that, he owns the recording studio

[small glen]

If I didn't quit French class I would've deadass been a French voice actor for this game or ww2 and ww1 games

[mint wadi]

I mean this is his status.

Which I mean.

Hell yeah brother

Me too

But still

[mint wadi]

you had to have said it that way on purpose lmao

[humble bloom]

I swear I didnt

it just popped out

[mint wadi]

Also I'm surprised you don't have a portable recording studio.

Like one of those booths.

You can get a pretty decent one for $300-$400

[small glen]

Some people go to studios and others have a free space in their house to do it

[humble bloom]

I wish, but my living situation doesn't allow for it.

[small glen]

Having a free space in your house is a va dream

[mint wadi]

That makes sense.

[small glen]

You can make all the voices you need to do from home

And get it done within a week

Maybe more if it's a lot

[humble bloom]

I used to be able to record at home in a previous place I lived at, but my recording equipment was just my phone.
(thats what the current sounds were recorded with)
new ones are fucking rich people sound quality.

[mint wadi]

Honestly I thought all the devs of this are from nordic countries and my viewpoint on those is that everything is kinda nice there lol

[minor oasis]

wait the current willie dialogues were recorded with only a phone? damnn

[humble bloom]

the screams

the voicelines are by the art director, idk what he used

[small glen]

I want to become a voice actor, but I never took any classes or education to actually do it

[minor oasis]

i see i see

i imagine those new screams you're talking about are going to be in the early access release

[humble bloom]

me neither, I kinda just showed up in the discord and gave them gurgling noises, they asked if I had a degree in voice acting, I said I had a theoretical degree in voice acting and than they said "welcome aboard!"

[small glen]

Indie game voice acting is at least easier to get in

[mint wadi]

LOONEY TUNES-ASS DEATH

Literally dropped his loot like a box and it exploded.

[small glen]

But I ain't ever becoming a va for this game.

I no longer know French.

And the last person in my family that spoke Hungarian passed away 40 years ago

[mint wadi]

I only know one word in french

[minor oasis]

It would be redundant to learn modern french for this game, its very different from how it sounded back then and given the accuracy approach HS has, well, yeah

[mint wadi]

P U T A I N !

(thank you expedition 33)

[small glen]

If language was passed down I would be speaking Frankish fr

[minor oasis]

hahah yeah

[humble bloom]

yeah youd likely have to kinda relearn anyway for it.
I have to learn middle english, or at least learn how to pronounce it in order to do the voicelines.
it just might not be as easy to land a job now because they aren't doing everything in the gaming industry equal of a shed anymore, with zero legal documents.

[mint wadi]

lol when the arms get cut off I go full on "fuck it I'm cheating with slow motion back to back"

[mint wadi]

I don't recognize that colloquialism, equal of a shed

[small glen]

I wouldn't mind doing Hungarian or French, it's just the problem of learning old French and Hungarian, and incorporating it into a game and I never did have a degree in voice acting which makes this harder

[mint wadi]

Like a watershed? It doesn't flow down equally?

[minor oasis]

thats the general problem with old languages, they are mostly reconstructions which may or not be objectively correct

[mint wadi]

I don't believe you'd want an acting degree in the first place. Probably major in Audio Engineering and minor in like Theatre or something.

[small glen]

Nah

Not the jobs I rly want at all

I am going into the Military due to tradition

Getting out

Then becoming a Journalist

That's my whole goal

Voice acting is more of a passion, or hobby

That I want to get into

Not a full job

[humble bloom]

I meant to say equivalent, a shed is essentially a dirty wooden shack you keep general tools in.
its not the likeliest place for high quality things to come out of, but it has happened in a literal sense before.
I think a firearm design was picked up by the US military, and the dudes that made it had to rent out a place to fool and hide the fact they built it in their shed.

[small glen]

UK*

It was the UK military

[shell bronze]

holy shit high damage against player in brave stand as commoner is not for the weak

your skin is literally made of paper and everything HURTS

[small glen]

That's the story behind that bolt action sniper

[mint wadi]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accuracy_International_Arctic_Warfare

This one.

[humble bloom]

oh ok that makes more sense.

[mint wadi]

Also it was originally the Swedish military.

The current design at least.

Sorry, other way around.

Either way it did involve the Swedish too.

bro is celebrating pride month.

(there's a lot of colors on that screen)

[wild narwhal]

Maaaaan... This is hard. I wish I can keep swinging my other hand when my hand gets cut off

I can still use my feetsies tho

[small glen]

The Swedish used it

Because they needed a new sniper

But the British military used it after the Falkland war when it won a competition

[small glen]

Honestly one of the more normal ways a gun got into service

Bunch of weirdo nerds make a gun then go

"Holy shit it works."

[minor oasis]

thats how its been for centuries lol

"huh..pairing a rock with a stick is neat, lets use this to hunt"

Creates portable star

[humble bloom]

I call it a gun.
shoots grandma
rhymes with grug

[mint wadi]

Well one of the funniest parts of the whole operation is when they rented a warehouse or something along the lines of what looked like one, set it up to look like an official operation, and then it was inspected by the government.

The guys inspected said okay it's good, want to come out for lunch?

Then at the lunch meeting they basically said "Yeah honestly yall the operation was fine, we were just making sure you weren't a couple guys in a shed"

Also I know this conversationw as earlier but it made me look up gigs local to me.

And there's quite a few.

[minor oasis]

thats a lot

[small glen]

The funniest gun manufacturing

Is the Soviet and Finnish copy wars

Finnish made the Suomi, Russia Copies it by making the PPSH which is a shittier copy, then Finland copies their Mosin nagant and makes it better, then Finland copies another gun and makes it 10x better,

[mint wadi]

The funniest part is that for the longest time, the fins didn't even copy the mosin nagant.

They just modified the shit out of it.

Basically said "how the hell did you make a platform so good but the resulting product so shitty?"

[idle ridge]

Men's health month*

But I do get the joke and I applaud you for it

[small glen]

Finland was on demon time

Kicking Russia ass

And insulting them by making their weapons better for themselves

[minor oasis]

so i got this man and he stabbed his own war axe on his throat because he swung too hard lol

[pallid finch]

I thought it wasn't possible to damage yourself never seen this happen

[minor oasis]

so did i but it just did

[opaque escarp]

why do i insist on picking the short sword and dagger guy in Commoner when I know that dagger isn't going to parry sweet f-all?

[idle ridge]

I have developped a useless half sword skill

[idle ridge]

Why not pick long falchion and buckler?

[opaque escarp]

I don't know. Not counting polearms I'm best with the longsword, but there is something about the out-of-nowhere dagger stab or slash stopping an opponent's advance on a missed swing that appeals to my primal brain, even if it has roughly the same success rate as unhelmeted headbutt vs the fence

[idle ridge]

Falchion and buckler

[ocean obsidian]

this game desperately needs a lightsaber mod

[idle ridge]

Your pfp explains

[idle ridge]

Bro beat him to death

[ocean obsidian]

i desperately need image perms

[minor oasis]

nah i stabbed him

[mossy pagoda]

i just slashed a dude in the neck with my ax. he survived. he cuts me in the shoulder with his sword. i die almost immediately

[coral tendon]

technically there is one

[mossy pagoda]

makes no sense at all

[coral tendon]

one of the weapon mods has a lightsaber

however it is literally just a huge blue sword

[coral tendon]

enemy willies take roughly 40x less damage than player willies

[mossy pagoda]

why

[coral tendon]

thats not a real number but they take a disgustingly low amount of damage

[coral tendon]

i have no idea

it's been like that since launch

[mossy pagoda]

i mean u can edit that in the settings but mine is almost equal

[coral tendon]

yeah thats unfortunately the problem

[coral tendon]

it's only actually "equal" when the npc damage is higher than the player

like move the npc slider up a bit

you'll notice a difference

[still pawn]

this fatal error game is pretty neat

[coral tendon]

i havent gotten a fatal error in like a week tbf

[mossy pagoda]

it usually happens right before the baron

DUDE

I TAKE LITERALLY ONE STAB TO THE INNER THIGH AND I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GIVE UP

THIS IS RIGGED

HE JUST FUCKING KICKED ME

AND IT DID SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE

WHAT IS THIS 😭

[tacit sonnet]

WHAT IS THIS :SOB:

[still pawn]

it's a shame, I really do enjoy this game. there are just a few things that feel horrible to play at the moment. The most fun the game has to offer is as the commoner, which is great, but you'd think full plate combat would be more than just wiggling around waiting for a lucky hit. Either blunt weapons to the head, or half-sword and wiggle until the tip somehow magically teleports into their armpit. polearms still feel wonky at times, especially when willy just forgets his left hand exists for a few seconds in the middle of your swings

[mossy pagoda]

yea thats historical tho

[still pawn]

but is it fun?

[mossy pagoda]

no, thats the point

historically the opponent would have mail under their arms so it'd take even longer

battles usually ended when the other was pinned down or had their armor broken through by like a rondel dagger

[still pawn]

My guy, this is a game about silly ragdolls beating on each other. I could give a damn less about historical accuracy

[mossy pagoda]

its not just a game about silly ragdolls beating on eachother

its literally in the description- it's a historical physics based battle game with some silly aspects

[still pawn]

"historical battles"

[mossy pagoda]

it is very buggy

[still pawn]

If you want historical battles, have a 7/10 chance of getting pelted with arrows or blasted with grapeshot immediately

[mossy pagoda]

its not those kinds of battles

its

duels

[still pawn]

My point is that full plate, the thing you're leveling up to get, should be more fun to play with than willy mcgee with a pointy hunk of steel and a fashionable hat

[velvet moss]

Idk what’s happening but whenever people complain about the game not being historical is because they suck

[mossy pagoda]

he's complaining about the game not being fun

[velvet moss]

Yeah I figured

[mossy pagoda]

if you dont find it fun play something else

[velvet moss]

Skill issue

[still pawn]

I was saying that the commoner class is more fun than the knight class

[mossy pagoda]

yea because it's more dangerous

i get that

[still pawn]

Which doesn't make a ton of sense to me since you're leveling up to have less fun

[mossy pagoda]

you're levelling up to die less

not to have less fun

in the final release you'll have to spend money on armor and shit im pretty sure

[tired prism]

so boreeeedd of jusst not being able to land my whirlwind bruh

[still pawn]

I think you got him

[tired prism]

not enough

i made him like a zombie

you can only kill them by cutting the head off or cutting the head in half

[mossy pagoda]

yea you need to decapitate him for him to die

[tired prism]

yea

im just messing with the blood

i like it

LMAO jaxen is so tired of me talking about how they're like zombies

😭

[mossy pagoda]

that

is not the tone i meant

[tired prism]

ohhh

nvmm lols

i say it alot

i just like zombiesss

undead

unkillable

gamemode

wish i could run more than 3 ENEMIES

[mossy pagoda]

i can run 5 at like 5-10 fps

[tired prism]

bro is running like hes in pain or something

whats a weapon that doesnt cut limbs but isnt blunt either

[mossy pagoda]

at least he doesn't have to pay for red dye

[tired prism]

yea

do any of yall know weapons that wont cut limbs off

i wanna beat him up until hes a skeleton

rapier has a low chance to cut limbs

thats the best i found so far

[mossy pagoda]

rondel dagger maybe

the reason why i like this game is bc its a good simulator for until i can save up for my own armor and (dulled) weapons to fight my friends

[calm ivy]

The Baron can be a CRUEL MAN:

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/ksFd8NSawgZyDYggQ/spok?invite=cr-MSxDMXcsMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[latent burrow]

I am getting better at this thx all for helping goated community

[lusty knot]

i have question is there gonna be a chance to smack my mates on mutiplayer when game fully comes out?

[past nexus]

anyone have advice on how to finish fully armoured guys off

[storm kettle]

Grab them and ram them into the fence

[past nexus]

lmfao fair enough i spose

is there no way to try to get better authority over the point of a dagger or something

[feral lily]

keep hitting their head and legs to try and knock them over, then hold a weapon at their kneck when they are on the ground and they'll surrender

[past nexus]

yeah i mean like kill them

i wnat them slain

[storm kettle]

Ah

Uh

[feral lily]

ahh, then just find gaps in armour after kocking down

[past nexus]

yeah but its impossible to get the point in there

[feral lily]

or hit really hard with a weighty weapon on head

[storm kettle]

Just hit them with Ur blunt weapon

[storm kettle]

Yeah

[feral lily]

doesn't even need to be blunt just needs to be heavy

dont use a blunt weapon use a heavy sharp one so it can slice any unarmoured area if you manage to accidently find it

[storm kettle]

True

[feral lily]

like doube hand battle axe

[past nexus]

i hope eventually theres some better way to use daggers

[feral lily]

double hand battle axe is peak

[tired prism]

yes

[past nexus]

i love that shit

[storm kettle]

Yeah

[feral lily]

like its soo good for knight cause you can half sword it in close combat and still get powerful hits in on the neck

[past nexus]

yeah

its the ultimate obliterator in brave stand

[feral lily]

poleaxe can be good but is too inconsistant in short range, buti reccomend it for beating the baron

cause baron only strategy is knock him down

[storm kettle]

Whenever I'm doing brave stand I'm a baron

[past nexus]

which one is the pollaxe

[feral lily]

baron is fun to play but I wanna put him up against like peasents and commoners

[storm kettle]

I glitched that once

[feral lily]

i think u gotta be man at arms at least, its like a big stick with an axe at the end with a big ol'spike

[dapper trail]

rate this clip ples

[feral lily]

good for range and knocking down enemies but kinda inconsistant at short range

guys is it cheating if i beat the gauntlet with regular damage to me and npcs but i cranked it up for npcs and down for me whenever i died

like only for abyss

[past nexus]

wait where the fuck is

hwo is there a feder

[dapper trail]

wdym

[past nexus]

your sword

[storm kettle]

Nah

[dapper trail]

mods

[past nexus]

oh

[dapper trail]

not an ingame sword

[craggy verge]

is there console support

[past nexus]

makes sense

[past nexus]

no

[storm kettle]

No

[dapper trail]

fak

[craggy verge]

i dont have enough fans to do a faq yet but i'll try

[storm kettle]

Could you imagine

[craggy verge]

ok thx

[feral lily]

like i could still die to a sharp weapon cause of how the damage works, it mostly only effects blunt damage but i was sick of getting stabbed in the back right after spawning in abyss before i even had a weapon

[craggy verge]

ok thx

[storm kettle]

Real

[feral lily]

bruh doing fistfights with max npc damage is so funny

[past nexus]

you need a cult following and a wikipedia page to read the faq

[storm kettle]

Also real

[feral lily]

especially wit the punching gauntlets

[dapper trail]

best clip of yesterday

[latent burrow]

guys how can i send phooots

[storm kettle]

Spitting facts

[dapper trail]

level up by chatting and stuff

[latent burrow]

uh

i need to ask questions

about a photo

i took

[dapper trail]

k

[storm kettle]

I honestly forgot u had to do that

[latent burrow]

and i dont how to get out of this

[dapper trail]

what is it

[latent burrow]

uh

can i send it to you through dm

[dapper trail]

sure

[wind charm]

no.

[feral lily]

anyone know the real name of the pointy stick of doom?

[worldly basin]

my apologies for constantly complaining, but why is my character so suddenly weak?

one hit and its making me hold g

[storm kettle]

What is the pointy stick of doom

[feral lily]

skipped leg day

[past nexus]

your character may have recently donated blood

[past nexus]

youyre probably thinking of the goedendag

[feral lily]

stick with lots of spikes

[worldly basin]

just tell me if its something i can fix man because its making this game really boring dying the second i spawn in the final level

[past nexus]

goedendag

[storm kettle]

Oh that thing

[feral lily]

thats what I thought but i looked it up and they all only got an end spike

like no side spike

[tired prism]

hes actually twitching

[past nexus]

yeah its a kinda

[tired prism]

did i go too far?

[past nexus]

these sort of medieval weapons tend to be very sort of

they dont fall into categories

[storm kettle]

I call it spike hax

[feral lily]

I wish you could have pointy stick of doom with later classes its so fun

[storm kettle]

Real

[past nexus]

the goedendag / plancon can be anything from a big flanged mace to a special spear

[tired prism]

do you know how long ive been beating him his ribcage is showing

[lusty knot]

what did u do to that man

[tired prism]

he had broken his whole body from waist up

[tired prism]

its not as bad as what i did..

i broke him waist up

[past nexus]

what mental condition is this

[feral lily]

sounds like the historians were too lazy to name all that and just were like "nah they all the same thing"

[tired prism]

its called beating something with a bludgeon for 15 minutes

[storm kettle]

Autism, I think

[past nexus]

no its because there was very little standardization at this time in history

[tired prism]

its a skinwalker

[past nexus]

what one smith called a goedendag may be different from the next town overs

[feral lily]

probs schizophrenia

[past nexus]

like try definine sabres

it can literally be 100 things

[tired prism]

i was cutting him up with daggers and beating him with a giant pole

then i beat him with a great mace

[lusty knot]

no need😭

[tired prism]

there is a need

i love zombie!

[lusty knot]

i think he was dead

[feral lily]

makes sense, it does seem like a cobbled together weapon so a lack of standardisation makes a lot of sense

[storm kettle]

Whenever I refight the gauntlet I cut the first boss in half

[past nexus]

yeah these also would be militia weapons

[lusty knot]

i can tell

[past nexus]

that type of polearm would sorta just fall into the "how much kill can we fit on a stick"

and so theres a lot of different words for a stick with maxxed out kill fitted to it

[tired prism]

the cycle continues!

[past nexus]

goedendag would be what the dutch speaking belgians would call it

[past nexus]

do you have any ibuprofen

i have a headache

[storm kettle]

Hammer axe knife

Pole

[dapper trail]

why

[tired prism]

where do i obtain thgis weapon

[brazen forum]

how is damage calculated in this game?

[dapper trail]

m-mo-moddsss

[storm kettle]

I have no idea

[brazen forum]

what determines death?

[lusty knot]

my word

[storm kettle]

If you get hit in certain spots you die

[tired prism]

[past nexus]

i believe soem cuts will bleed and drain an overall health pool, but otherwise it would be damage to the thorax neck or head

[storm kettle]

Much better explanation

Than mine

[tired prism]

yeah so uh its already happening again

[dapper trail]

whats everyones damage setting

[storm kettle]

Where's his head

[past nexus]

default

[tired prism]

mines half but they have infinite consciousness and no pain

[storm kettle]

Same

[brazen forum]

muscle damage?

[past nexus]

sometimes i set my own to max to try to parry as many hits

[storm kettle]

Okay

[lusty knot]

[storm kettle]

Nice

[storm kettle]

Yeah

[past nexus]

yeah i think theres a seperate health pool for each limb and it would reduce your authority over the limbs movement

[tired prism]

ideal setup

thats my settings

[storm kettle]

I don't like dying every two seconds

[past nexus]

i would imagine theres also something like a stagger or conciousness stat that would be affected by purely kinetic impacts

[tired prism]

hes actually attacking me bro

[storm kettle]

How

[brazen forum]

yk those yt clips of muscle spasms in fresh meat? like that

moving frogs

[feral lily]

maximise mouse sensitivity too

[tired prism]

infinite onsciousness and no pain receptors

they become zombies

chop their head off or in half and you can kill them or you strike their stub where their head would be if you cut them incorrectly

[feral lily]

bro put the half in half sword

[storm kettle]

Real

[dapper trail]

dont you dare

[storm kettle]

I would die

[feral lily]

also invert mouse

[past nexus]

play with a steering wheel

[storm kettle]

What are you on

And can I have some

[feral lily]

play with a dance pad

[storm kettle]

DDR?

[dapper trail]

with only one foot

[feral lily]

and a guitar hero guitar

at the same time

while handcuffed

underwater

[storm kettle]

Yeah I really want what you're on

[warm moth]

chat is it just me or does willie say the n word with the hard r

[past nexus]

yeah hes a little racist

[storm kettle]

WHAT

[storm kettle]

???

[warm moth]

there is a line in the game that sounds like the n word

[feral lily]

he says "eggard" which was an insult at the time

[dapper trail]

sorry for no audio

[past nexus]

what its not like willie is black

[storm kettle]

Oh that line

NVM

[dapper trail]

without your toes

[warm moth]

well still it does sound like it

[tired prism]

bro thinks hes tuff

[warm moth]

also the n word was an insult

always has been

[warm moth]

how

[past nexus]

i hate how good the ai can be with the buckler sometimes

[storm kettle]

Tough*

I'm not sorry

[past nexus]

bro thinks hes the nerd emoji

[tired prism]

the zombie has been felled

[tired prism]

infinite conscioussness

no pain

[storm kettle]

How

Mods?

[tired prism]

half sword enhanced

on nexus

[warm moth]

lemme go check it out

[tired prism]

you see me trying to strike its head

like

its stub

neck stub

i hit his head but didnt chop it

[storm kettle]

Alr gtg

[tired prism]

the last strike was a chop so i got him!

[storm kettle]

Bye

[feral lily]

i swear why the hell is the double handed axe from the peasant teir so good

i legit beat the ultimate challenge using it

for the first time

[tired prism]

yeah its good

[feral lily]

anyone else actually enjoy ultimate challenge

[vale totem]

there should be a "switch to default" option for this

[tired prism]

it may have been peasant equipment but god damn it was made with the heaviesst of irons

[feral lily]

like i just turn my settings on low so it doesn't crash and since no chance of full gauntlet reset its enjoyable

[tired prism]

im aura farming

[vale totem]

no you're committing a homicide

[tired prism]

its beautiful

[idle ridge]

Genocide*

[tired prism]

this is fun

[brazen forum]

blood coming out of top of helmet when hitting hard with the hammer? did the helmet break or something?

[supple merlin]

how lol

[feral lily]

why is bro so tall

[tired prism]

i go a giant

spawned in

and possessed it

lmfao

i needed a weapon

[supple merlin]

is that a mod? lmao

[tired prism]

its half sword enhancer on nexus!

its very fun if you know how to use it

rather simple

[supple merlin]

i will try it out after i finish the ultimate challenge

[supple merlin]

or when they fix it

since i didnt knew about the error

and ive been playing for like 5 hours the ultimate challenge

[feral lily]

u should spawn

tiny barron

[tired prism]

i will

look at this

ITS FUNNY BRO

LMAO

bro threw his weapon like "i hate this!"

i took his shield off of him LOL

@feral lily

[feral lily]

lol

can you alter the sizes of weapons too

[tired prism]

i tore my character and no i cant

i wish i could

[feral lily]

can you spawn in weapons?

[tired prism]

yeah

any weapons

[feral lily]

i wanna use the scythe but u normally cant

the scythe looks so fun

[tired prism]

yeah the scythe is good

you can get it in abyss

rather easy

[feral lily]

what is spikey stick of doom refered to as?

in this mod

[tired prism]

war staff

its not a mod

but

oh

wait

you mean the gold staff?

[feral lily]

no spikey stick of doom

from militia

[tired prism]

its a war staff

good for armor piercing

or so it was

until they NERFED it

[tight isle]

spiky stick of doom is the plancon

[feral lily]

u should make knight boss fight baron

[tired prism]

why did my boss 2 spawn as a twink bro.

[tired prism]

villain boss vs baron

good idea

thats my next test!

[fast kindle]

Plancon

Plank of nails

[tired prism]

alright lets do the boss showdown!

[fast kindle]

Who's this Twink

[fast kindle]

Why his nipples way down there

Botched surgery

[tired prism]

theyre battling i can record more if u want

[humble bloom]

The game does try to change proportions realistically for taller and shorter npcs, but going to the extremes creates abominations.

[fast kindle]

Botched surgery is lore accurate

[tired prism]

theyre still at it

[humble bloom]

The vanilla boss hieghts already kinda look weird, with the neck especially.
The baron its most noticeable

[tired prism]

looks like we know who won

ngl the railings of the arena are argubly better even tho its not meant for fighting i like it way more since its like actual housing almost

[fast kindle]

You won bro cuz you're such a nice guy you won at life

[feral lily]

and yet my baron surrendered when i mildly stabbed him in the arm

[tired prism]

i like it way better in an area like this

[feral lily]

barron with large candlestick would be way harder than current barron

[fast kindle]

Wtf

[tired prism]

you didnt watch the full clip

aT THE END i got up on the ledge

watch all the videso lmao

[fast kindle]

He has problems because his stick too big

Size matters

[tired prism]

nevermindd he surrendered there too

[fast kindle]

I didn't watch any of your videos didn't even click on em bro

[feral lily]

so many videos of the barron straight up tripping over his poleaxe

[tired prism]

lmao

i got up there in the second video

or first

[fast kindle]

Still love you gang

[feral lily]

now do 15 beggars vs commoner boss

it shall be a slaughter

[fast kindle]

Beggars with weapons or without

[feral lily]

no weapons

15 is a lot they actually may win

[tired prism]

now THIS is a boss

[humble bloom]

They can't win, they surrender if they don't have weapons.

[feral lily]

ahhh i see

[fast kindle]

Sexy legs

[feral lily]

give them weapons but if you can control what weapons they get just give them wooden paddels or something lol

[tired prism]

peak gameplay

[tired prism]

i mean i have to disarm them then give them the weapons

[fast kindle]

Wtf wooden paddels are op

[feral lily]

wooden paddel is funny tho

do you as barron vs beggars fist fight

[tired prism]

lagging from the amount of damage i do

[feral lily]

i swear barron sword so difficult to use

[fast kindle]

You're the goat bro 💕

[tired prism]

on goddd

[brave wharf]

how are you doing this lolll

[feral lily]

I swear commoner hardest gauntlet teir cause no armour but everyone got swords so you just die in one hit

[tired prism]

half sword enhancerrr

[brave wharf]

thank youuu

[fast kindle]

Nooo get away from him I'm love bombing him

[fierce acorn]

what the fuck why are you so tall

[tired prism]

spawned in a giant

posessed

[fierce acorn]

oh ok

[fast kindle]

You're a giant

A giant of virtue

[warm moth]

this place has collision???????????????????

[tired prism]

yes this is virtue

[tired prism]

yeah

its sick

[fast kindle]

He deserved it 💕

[tired prism]

i just want a hall to fiight in

gauntlet hall

like the itch io version

that upper ledge is literally like better than the arena

[warm moth]

chat do you think that halfsword need a story mode

[fast kindle]

Not immediately

Random small lore tid bits would be neat

[warm moth]

yeah

[tired prism]

this is the game lore atp

[fast kindle]

You are the lore link

Cuz you're so good at this

[tired prism]

fr

[dapper trail]

YOU STILL DOING THIS

[dire portal]

i ALMOST beat the first boss with only one hand

in the abyss

[fast kindle]

Why would you do that

[warm moth]

giant willies have had war with the immortal willies for centuries and as the baron watched everyone kill each other he orginized a contest for normal willies to prove that they are worthy of becoming the new baron and rule over williamland

[dire portal]

bc he chopped the other one off??

[fast kindle]

Ah.

It's pretty hard to function with a freshly amputated limb

[dire portal]

also i have every damage value set to the minimum

[fast kindle]

Did you not have a weapon at least?

[tired prism]

yes

[dire portal]

i had the 1 hand axe

[tired prism]

i have a lot of attention span for RIPPING PEOPLE IN HALF

[fast kindle]

That just doesn't seem fun

[versed cliff]

anyone know if there are plans to make it multiplayer?

[warm moth]

chat is this good lore

[dire portal]

putting the gore on maximum makes up for it

[warm moth]

maybe in the full release

[dire portal]

since i think that makes amputations more likely?

[fast kindle]

Yeah it's coming out tomorrow actually

The experimental version

They said it's gonna be clanky

[versed cliff]

fr?

[warm moth]

https://tenor.com/view/misinformation-spreading-spreading-misinformation-online-gif-4543841945782036495

[fast kindle]

Yeah man check #faq

[dire portal]

does increasing the gore setting actually increase the chance of an amputation or am i crazy

[fast kindle]

It's in there somewhere

[fast kindle]

Yeah you're right

[dire portal]

ok yeah

[warm moth]

yeah cuz when you want to have less gore you have to have less amputation

[fast kindle]

Omg ur back Link I missed u

[warm moth]

there are haystacks?

[tired prism]

yo

yea

[warm moth]

it has been years since you have been here link

[humble bloom]

Is link the princess that Zelda has to save in the legend of Zelda series

[tired prism]

yeah im never here

zelda is who link has to save

[warm moth]

yes

[tired prism]

NO

[dapper trail]

it was a joke

[tired prism]

OTHEJR WAY AROIND

[dire portal]

Plus also vital organs can still kill

[humble bloom]

Oh they're both girls?
That's cute

[tired prism]

https://tenor.com/view/johnson-john-johnjohn-dance-posing-gif-6772888069883239651

[versed cliff]

where does it say its coming out tomorrow?

[warm moth]

canonically she is the one who whote the lore

[warm moth]

bro is gaslighting you

[fast kindle]

The game should've been called the legends of link cuz you're a legend

[tired prism]

im a he

[versed cliff]

omm he is

[fast kindle]

It's on the ceiling

[dapper trail]

https://tenor.com/view/zelda-link-toon-link-willy-boi69-gif-23772362

[warm moth]

ok mb fam

[versed cliff]

mf got me fr

[fast kindle]

Sorry it's just too fun not to do

I'm sure you understand

[warm moth]

i told you twice

[fast kindle]

;)

[formal chasm]

its actually coming out july 26th

[dire portal]

wait is there a way to pick which leg you kick with or is it random

[crude flower]

not random

whichever leg is behind you kicks

[tired prism]

i got timed

[warm moth]

yes

[tired prism]

out

for saying i am feminine

[crude flower]

wrecked

[tired prism]

with a boy on the end

during pride month is crazy

[fast kindle]

Wait u are?

[formal chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-dropping-phone-gif-26048740

[tired prism]

yeah?

feminine male!

boy

[formal chasm]

genetic dead end

[fast kindle]

Do you wanna be friends can we be friends

Can I add you

[tired prism]

they time you out for saying it just with fem lol

[tired prism]

incorrect

[fast kindle]

Not immediately factual

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iR-f0uqZ878

[humble bloom]

There mightve been some issues in the past to lead to certain words getting put into the automod.
Idk

[crude flower]

possible

[tired prism]

ngl its kinda crazy though that during pride month i say it and im timed out

[fast kindle]

Like "Gaf"? I heard that got someone in trouble

[warm moth]

i said it as well

[tired prism]

they dont like feminine featured men ... maybe this is why... (im joking im literally one too)

[warm moth]

can we be friends

friend me

frieeeenndddddd

[fast kindle]

HISSS N

[humble bloom]

Well, as smokey the bear always says.
Keep on trucking!
His catchphrase

[tired prism]

wagat

[fast kindle]

NOOO

[tired prism]

why is everyone going "wee woo friend me"

😭

[fast kindle]

I was first

First in line

[warm moth]

feminine boy

no me first

[tired prism]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-dog-gif-9172069397548984647

[warm moth]

i have cat pfp

[fast kindle]

Fem man

[tired prism]

i have 1.5k cat photos

in my stuff

[warm moth]

feminine boys love cats

so me first

fireeeennnnnddnddndnndndndndnd mmemememememememememememem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fast kindle]

NOUUUUU

[fast kindle]

PLEEEASE

[tired prism]

bro 😭

[warm moth]

yaaaaaaassssss

[tired prism]

WRONG

[fast kindle]

PLEASEEEE LINK

[tired prism]

BRO WDYM

[fast kindle]

FIND KINDNESS IN YOUR HEART

[warm moth]

oi bruv let me tell ya something

[formal chasm]

youre doomed to become the bald fat uncle

just accept it

[waxen lance]

jus threw my sword and fucking cut off my own arm

[crude flower]

it's real

[fast kindle]

Wake up and greet my wife Susan

[formal chasm]

anyone here balding already?

[warm moth]

zelda frieenndndndndnndmemmememmemememe!!!!!!!🙏 🙏 🙏

[fast kindle]

Yeah like 1/3 the server dude

[tired prism]

nobody is literally balding

[warm moth]

i have big money

[fast kindle]

ITS LINK

LINK PLEASE

[warm moth]

oh wait

[formal chasm]

my hairline already receded an inch

[fast kindle]

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM

[warm moth]

link please friend me

[fast kindle]

NOUUUU

[warm moth]

me have much much very much money

[waxen lance]

Still won, L bozo

[warm moth]

dollar

uero

[fast kindle]

HE'S A LIAR

[warm moth]

all all

[tired prism]

i have more

[fast kindle]

Goat

[formal chasm]

@humble bloom your hairline bro. we're brothers

[warm moth]

nice

[honest thorn]

id hope you win with all those fucking swords

[humble bloom]

Gee thanks

[waxen lance]

S I X L O N G S W O R D

[warm moth]

wait this guy is literally willie

[humble bloom]

No this is a fan account

[honest thorn]

general grievous lookin ass

[crude flower]

true

[fast kindle]

What's the total length

[tired prism]

what

[crude flower]

length

[waxen lance]

if each sword is like

5 feet

[tired prism]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pets-animals-kitten-hug-gif-5629780

[waxen lance]

thats like

[crude flower]

5 feet?!?!?!?

[warm moth]

omg freennnnddd meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

[waxen lance]

30 feet of sword

[fast kindle]

20k feet

[crude flower]

nah that's like 15 at best

[tired prism]

im 20 lol

[warm moth]

i am being funny ofc (not serious)

[fast kindle]

Heya Link you wanna be friends?

[formal chasm]

me too bruh

[tired prism]

[crude flower]

average 20 year old

[fast kindle]

Over....

[formal chasm]

[tired prism]

ARARARARAR

[warm moth]

bro is 20 and has a bad hairline

[formal chasm]

and already balding

[dire portal]

high damage setting be like
die after a single hit from a stool

[waxen lance]

reminder that purple hilts exist, they are just really rare, i dont know the chances, but they seem to be like 1/50 you get a purple handle

[formal chasm]

still a chad tho

[warm moth]

a british one

[crude flower]

low damage be like
there's 5 swords in me?

[formal chasm]

nope

[warm moth]

that eats beans on toast

[formal chasm]

a multilingual chad

[warm moth]

oh thank god

[fast kindle]

They're goated

[crude flower]

i do wonder if beans and toast is good

[warm moth]

no

how could it be good

[formal chasm]

from sheer abstraction i can tell theyre horrendous

[crude flower]

texas toast and gravy

almost the same consistency

[humble bloom]

If toast is good, and the beans are good on their own...maybe?

[tired prism]

its terrible

[formal chasm]

gravy isnt beans

[tired prism]

never

[crude flower]

it's close

refried beans are pretty much mashed potatoes

[formal chasm]

brother britain is a famine stricken country

[fast kindle]

When one is starving a lot of things become good