i give up
#halfsword-chat-⚔
grim tide
tame totem
i give up
go abyss
maybe you can train there
every time i go abyss i completely destroy them
velvet pine
This is the way, stab him in the chest and parry the blade enough to not die immediately
restive barn
its fine lol
velvet pine
Yeah makes sense though if you had two feet of steel embedded in you, how well would you be fighting?
I mean the way I see it is if the swords still hanging im your chest cavity any movement of the blade is another opportunity for major internal injuries.
Yeah I have no idea how they were sharpening their swords back then but apparently diamond grit sandpaper was a thing, little toe grazes the sword and you lose half a foot
My solution for the scythe is to get in under it and punch Willie's liver out his ass
grim tide
we talking about real life or this game
velvet pine
Honestly ive found good punches will literally detonate internal organs
Follow it up with a brain stem punch and Willie becomes cabbage
Either that or im punching the man so hard he's experiencing spalling
Yeah they're not swinging for the fences
Maybe its to keep it realistic? They're hardly Strapping lads, probably malnutrition
dense agate
im trying to choose level of violence, clicking on any of these. But nothing happens, it clicks but doesnt work
i cant go to menu lmao
yes
gilded breach
ur stsuck on the gore selection screen?
gilded breach
clean reinstall is the recommended solution
velvet pine
Try reverifying the install
dense agate
ok
gilded breach
clean meaning deleting ur save file
dense agate
clean meaning deleting ur save file
idc honestly
gilded breach
ye its not a big deal
true zealot
wrestling for the sword
if you and an enemy grab the same weapon at the same time you start wrestling for it
rapid plinth
havent even reached the first boss yet and this is how i look...
they got me really fuckin good
🥀
true zealot
Walk it off.
serene tulip
I listen to music in my headset via bluetooth while I play
gray matrix
guys if multiplayer gets added will you think that half sword trainers or enhancers will work on your char?
true zealot
the potater
true zealot
guys if multiplayer gets added will you think that half sword trainers or enhanc...
nope
dense agate
hs coop would go crazy
gray matrix
2 naked guys fighting 1 armed guy doing some cool as shit
true zealot
multiplayer may or may not be in full release
long bone
restive barn
axe sword!!!
dense agate
i reinstalled, veryfied files, restarted like 5 times
and still nothing
im stuck on the screen w level of gore
gilded breach
i reinstalled, veryfied files, restarted like 5 times
try deletin the llocl appdata
and then reinstall
dense agate
try deletin the llocl appdata
where is it
gilded breach
like delete game find halfswordue5 in local appdata and install
gilded breach
where is it
type %localappdata% in windows search it shud bring up the folder
delete game and then delete the halfswordue5 file in there
and versiontest54 if its in there
paper notch
Oh nice the demo is out, i tought it was my steam buggy the playtest only had the " uninstall buton "
had 30 hour on the playtest
red terrace
is there anyway to reset progress?
dense agate
delete game and then delete the halfswordue5 file in there
if the god is real, then let it bless ya man
dusty gyro
is there anyway to reset progress?
die
paper notch
havent played the game in 3 month, it's still extremly ufn
gilded breach
https://tenor.com/view/%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%83-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC%D...
either beat ult challenge or delete ur save file
rapid plinth
yall, can you create a custom loadout with the loadout selector mod?
restive barn
im bed going to gn
rapid plinth
Gn
dapper trail
im bed going to gn
a
echo furnace
im bed going to gn
Hi bed going to gn, I’m I
steep herald
late phoenix
is there anyway to reset progress?
jaunty forge
why cant i
play
ts might be bugged
cant choose violence level
stuck at the violence lvl screen
when u first launch
late phoenix
cant choose violence level
There should be something about that in the pins
If not in this channel pins then probably #general-catfish-🐱🐟
jaunty forge
this one yeah ty
soft osprey
There’s a command though im not sure if y’all can use it, it’s /gore
lean nicheBOT
soft osprey
No
north glade
the humble stick
light jay
i'm not a high enough level to post in #memes-🤣 yet but here's a video i made yesterday https://x.com/i/status/1931556481989505422
orchid wyvern
Sadist, true tho
dapper trail
yeah i love it when you spin kick someone in the face and they still stand up for a few seconds even though their brain is scrambled
orchid wyvern
takes a minute to fully perish
dapper trail
scrabled eggs yummy
oops
oh
i was in that voice channel for ages
hammer
red face
orchid wyvern
"Man realistic combat is so cool with the swords and shit hell yeah!!"
Real Realistic combat (Has spear) Wins
I love how easy it is to complete most levels with a polearm lmao
very real
orchid wyvern
True but swerd against long spikey stick always loses
(unless you're a very scary man and can get close without being stabbed)
fickle socket
tru
dapper trail
True but swerd against long spikey stick always loses
parry
orchid wyvern
Very true
orchid wyvern
Big stick usually has more leverage tho right?
just kinda move their sword out the way lol
dapper trail
big stick fun
dapper trail
orchid wyvern
But i've been enlighted by the one true weapon (Pointy stick)
orchid wyvern
That was fucking rad holy crap
dapper trail
this then
orchid wyvern
Parry god
orchid wyvern
imagine that against a real person tho 
latent mica
orchid wyvern
I wish there was a mode to make it where people could take REALLY REALLY brutal damage and still fight
latent mica
yea
orchid wyvern
kind of like a faster heal rate or smth
latent mica
same
orchid wyvern
like old abyss
latent mica
but how is bro alive
latent mica
btw i lost to him i was running up and his sword stabbed me
orchid wyvern
rip
dapper trail
i did a trick
orchid wyvern
Has anyone tried playing with the least amount of health you can but using a polearm
dapper trail
btw TRICK HAHAHAHA
orchid wyvern
it is so scary
small cairn
ill send it back to u
uh yeah for sure just a funny ss i took
dapper trail
watch the clip Ness
small cairn
uh yeah for sure just a funny ss i took
go crazy man
vapid hull
Has anyone tried playing with the least amount of health you can but using a pol...
Doesn’t sound too particularly hard :)
small cairn
btw TRICK HAHAHAHA
how do you even equip these weapon loadouts when you have them
orchid wyvern
True but if you make a mistake its instant death
but polearms are very op so its balanced
vapid hull
True but if you make a mistake its instant death
Just hold your distance !! ‘Specially if you use a loooong one like I like to do !
dapper trail
how do you even equip these weapon loadouts when you have them
ovrdth loadout thingy
oh
hi gum
dual wielding is either super op
or aojdå
(bad)
small cairn
ovrdth loadout thingy
whats that, how does it work?
dapper trail
LOOK GUM(BALL)
dapper trail
LOOK GUM(BALL)
first time using those btw
vapid hull
I use steam clippingg
dapper trail
okay
small cairn
cool how do u equip it after
dapper trail
double click the text
like double click the text of the one you want to choose
for example (0 big stick yeah aaa) click click
tender quest
astral sentinel
btw TRICK HAHAHAHA
I thought you were gonna kick it there for a seconmd
wanton gust
i found this funny deformation glitch in gauntlet
when you oneshot somebody there
there body deforms when they are dead
ping me if you wanna see
torpid mortar
willie doesnt skip leg day
small cairn
slaying
wet stump
willie regrets not buying a codpiece
near grotto
I want an update that contains malware that detects whenever you go to complain about the third boss of gauntlet and bricks your PC accordingly
wet stump
I want an update that contains malware that detects whenever you go to complain ...
die
that assface is the reason i dont play gauntlet and 95% of my gauntlet runs never get past him
balmy sand
i kind of want to know what a skinned willy looks like
wet stump
i kind of want to know what a skinned willy looks like
do it yourself!
balmy sand
I want an update that contains malware that detects whenever you go to complain ...
my pc would get bricked in 3 seconds 😭
naive holly
that assface is the reason i dont play gauntlet and 95% of my gauntlet runs neve...
You just gotta stab him my man
balmy sand
ngl even though i suck dick balls at fighting him, i fw the commoner boss
he's a filter to get to the fun part of teh game
wet stump
You just gotta stab him my man
he just deflects it
wet stump
farmer pitchfork
but i wanna do swordfighting
balmy sand
but i wanna do swordfighting
then dont complain 🤷♂️
willies are fungus
they can't get pregnant
idle crane
wet stump
if i deflect that bastard's sword and try to attack he just kills me my grazing me with his sword
wet stump
t3 boss teaches you hate
near grotto
T3 teaches you proper distancing when fighting large men with ridiculously long swords
tepid geyser
Beggar - How to control your character
Peasant - Basic weapon types
Commoner - How to defend yourself
Militia - Dealing with various weapon types
Soldier - Armor 101
Veteran - Exploiting armor weakpoints
Man at Arms - More complex weapon choice
Knight - Proper weapon spacing and dealing with armor
Ultimate Challenge - Bringing it all together
naive holly
he just deflects it
Me when I
Im just giving shit hes definitely hardest boss and a skill check
tender mica
does anyo0nne know if multiplayer will be added one day??
tepid geyser
yes
tender mica
soon?
tepid geyser
no
jolly gorge
buh hes still trying to fight me
tender quest
dapper trail
willies are fungus
where do they send out spores from
tender quest
on death
naive holly
does anyo0nne know if multiplayer will be added one day??
Split screen local multiplayer will be included when the game releases.
They are not currently developing online multiplayer, and do not have solid plans or a roadmap that includes online multiplayer.
Although they have said they'd love to have it, its just not feasible rn.
#faq
lavish sapphire
I want an update that contains malware that detects whenever you go to complain ...
commoner boss really aint that hard
so many ez ways to beat him
naive holly
Really just have to patiently whiff punish no matter how you do it
balmy sand
where do they send out spores from
forehead
lavish sapphire
a nice satisfying way is to dodge one of his strikes then go in with a overhead straight through his skull with a longsword
balmy sand
i am very very scared of the greatsword
probably why i always try pitchfork cheese
tbh yall are sleeping on the Abyss mode
lavish sapphire
i am very very scared of the greatsword
just dodge then slow mo and attack his opening
parrying is risky
i used to struggle with him till i got better at keeping distance
slow mo really saves u when fighting people with more range than you
balmy sand
i got this sick parry move in my head but im never able to try it
lavish sapphire
Im just giving shit hes definitely hardest boss and a skill check
plancon boss is worse
balmy sand
plancon boss is easy
tepid geyser
what are the 4 factions?
balmy sand
just blitz that mf with a polearm
lavish sapphire
after 100 hours, all bosses are fairly manageable
balmy sand
what are the 4 factions?
france, holy roman empire, and i don't know the other tw
o
i think one is england?
balmy sand
i got this sick parry move in my head but im never able to try it
Enemy swings around from his right horizontally with a longsword
I bring my sword around, block his sword while it's coming around
Immediately swing back from his sword into his neck
naive holly
what are the 4 factions?
England, France, Holy Roman Empire, Bohemia
balmy sand
i honestly don't really use the billhook
dapper trail
BOHEMIA
lavish sapphire
parrying then repoist with cut to neck is satisfying i deffinetly spelled reposite wrong
naive holly
I intentionally dont these days lol
dapper trail
IM QUITE HUNGRY
balmy sand
i might use it in my next gauntlet run, when i tried longswords in the armoured levels i became a LONGSWORD TRVTHER because halfswording my weapon, slipping it over a man's neck, and then pulling back to decapitate him is so funny
tepid geyser
parrying then repoist with cut to neck is satisfying i deffinetly spelled reposi...
riposte
worn heron
i honestly don't really use the billhook
honestly who needs weapons? I am the weapon.
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kl7C3LQCsU16jSkqs/spok?invite=cr-MSxQMkosMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA
balmy sand
Henry is dropped into the gauntlet mode
Which tier does he reach before he stops
balmy sand
honestly who needs weapons? I *am* the weapon.
https://medal.tv/games/half-swor...
Real shit
tepid geyser
Henry is dropped into the gauntlet mode
Which tier does he reach before he stops
who is henry
balmy sand
Henry is dropped into the gauntlet mode
Which tier does he reach before he stops
HUNGRY henry is droppe dinto the gauntlet mode
which tier does he reach before he stops
lavish sapphire
honestly who needs weapons? I *am* the weapon.
https://medal.tv/games/half-swor...
gauntlets are a weapon
balmy sand
Real shit
halfs word unarmed combat makes me remember dwarf fortress adventure mode's wrestling
the wrestling system is so in-depth in dwarf fortress that someone developed a martial art for the game called Kisat Dur
lavish sapphire
those half gauntlets from soldier rank are actually op
balmy sand
i get ya
this is basically the move i had in my head
except in my head it was mid-charge and the enemy swung first
wind charm
this is basically the move i had in my head
I've probably done it
worn heron
okay fine I'll do it without gauntlets
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k2poWXmTLt-RRfjGn/spok?invite=cr-MSxvZEwsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA
dapper trail
Henry is dropped into the gauntlet mode
Which tier does he reach before he stops
henry beats everyone up to the baron
balmy sand
okay fine I'll do it without gauntlets
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/...
now kill a plate wielder without guantlets or helmet
balmy sand
henry beats everyone up to the baron
HUNGRY henry beats baron tho
dapper trail
yeah
worn heron
now kill a plate wielder without guantlets or helmet
the head is too powerful
all shall crumple at the headbutt
dapper trail
i was just pondering
worn heron
soft plug #1365031142297702430
balmy sand
all shall crumple at the headbutt
does this mean headbutts aren't a charge-only attack
tender quest
balmy sand
soft plug <#1365031142297702430>
awooooga
worn heron
does this mean headbutts aren't a charge-only attack
no you can just grab them by the shoulders and wallop em. A bit more tricky but
Works best if they're against a fence
tepid geyser
how can i make ovrdth work in gauntlet
balmy sand
the brave stand mode is so fun
balmy sand
i just wish there were more willies
worn heron
how can i make ovrdth work in gauntlet
I don't believe you can.
tepid geyser
fug
balmy sand
also your pfp reminds me of this emoji <:cozy:1297094920196063232>
its a wet rat that has just had a bath
that is presumably a wet CAT that has just had a bath
wind charm
this is basically the move i had in my head
yeah
worn heron
that is presumably a wet CAT that has just had a bath
they are both equally cozy
worn heron
angry floppa
tepid geyser
i wish there was an option when you beat a tier in gauntlet that you can replay that tier's boss
in free mode
dapper trail
balmy sand
someone made a ovrdth loadout of the bosses
dapper trail
in free mode
would be good for training
worn heron
i wish there was an option when you beat a tier in gauntlet that you can replay ...
not a bad idea! Can always toss it in #1047240101152960525 for the devs to see 🙂
worn heron
<#1381323875177992384>
I gave it an updoot 🙂
wind charm
dapper trail
what do you mean
tepid geyser
i unholstered it and it moves really rigidly
dapper trail
oh well
tepid geyser
my left hand works perfectly fine
tepid geyser
yes
dapper trail
sword and blank is better
tepid geyser
longsword is just good
shell bronze
it's literally like doing chip damage unless you pull off a very good strike or sum bs
shell bronze
longsword is just good
on god
dapper trail
longsword is just good
shell bronze
i've been doing insane stuff with 2 handed swords
and then i go to sword and shield and all of a sudden it sucks
dapper trail
tepid geyser
wtf? it works properly now
shell bronze
i'll just stick to my longsword and polearms
tepid geyser
i love longsword and polearms :)
axes are cool too
shell bronze
much better
shell bronze
guards arent supposed to be stationary
i prefer to leave my sword there to guard against the leg swipes
quasi wolf
A sandbox for half sword would go crazy imo
formal chasm
i prefer to leave my sword there to guard against the leg swipes
break out of the matrix my friend
analog pelican
"pathethic"
shell bronze
commoner v plancon
sleek gull
fair mango
The ultimate challenge makes me want to jump off a cliff
scenic isle
for some reason when i hold alt to go to stab mode i keep hearing the a windows sound, anyone know why its happening
analog pelican
it would appear that i am permanently stuck as "the two handed man from elgozar" i have tried to fix it, but nothing will
it might look normal, but if you look closley you can see that one of my hands is behind my back instead of infront of it
delicate bronze
why every time i do the ultimate challange i get a fatal error
shell bronze
turn blood off
inner dew
i died, but i revived, naked, but i was alive
https://medal.tv/es/games/half-sword/clips/ks5WxYBjhRmiZC3MG?invite=cr-MSxJQnksMjQ2ODA0Mzc5
native goblet
does anyone know how i can restart gauntlet?
analog pelican
i died, but i revived, naked, but i was alive
https://medal.tv/es/games/half-swo...
yeah, that happens sometimes, for me it removed the sound of my game also in the recording.
and it makde me more powerful than ever before.
mint wadi
I really enjoy the struggle encounters in this where you don't really know if you're gonna win and your willie is swinging for the fences.
inner dew
are they that scared from baron???
waxen lance
are they that scared from baron???
dawg he is cut inhalf
inner dew
I really enjoy the struggle encounters in this where you don't really know if yo...
i remember a time i won by basically spamming kicks, i got my arm chopped off, i dont have clips, but that victory was amazing
mint wadi
Damn those are some clean looking slashes lol. cinematic interactions right there.
sweet hamlet
How are you, historically, expected to fight someone in full armor? I don't mind cracking skulls and futilely jamming a knife into a joint, but is there documentation about actually fighting someone in armor?
mental kelp
Real
mint wadi
This wiki has an easily digestible version of what is talked about in his book Flower Of Battle, which is one of the oldest fencing manuals in existence, while also being the most popular historical one.
There's sword vs armor
calm ivy
HEAT ACTION, CHAIN TAKEDOWN!
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/krPmZFhm4pbZVFsht/spok?invite=cr-MSxKYUMsMjY1MzE2ODc2LA
sweet hamlet
I guess I should've looked up Fiore for that, fair
did not realize he had a part on armor
waxen lance
he's still trying to fight me
bold jacinth
gang this is halfsword
wrong channel/discord
did someone make a half life mod for half sword?
tender quest
bold frost
God, arm shield + axe is so much fun
tropic galleon
Has there been any word on full release content? Will there be a campaign?
elfin coyote
How possible would it be to make halfsword compatible with the new nintendo switch 2 joycons
I mean they are like having two mice and a controler at the same time
drowsy aurora
kist a cjo;; giy
I have a question
bold jacinth
I have a question
?
fleet garden
is there a way to tore acl?
velvet moss
This game is so fun now that i dont have the weight ofbeating the guantlet
velvet moss
im also able to say im kinda good
drowsy aurora
I want to fight beggers and am a man at arms
bold jacinth
is there a way to tore acl?
theres a way to tore leg (off)
velvet moss
I want to fight beggers and am a man at arms
mods
fleet garden
theres a way to tore leg (off)
i mean obviously
velvet moss
there's mods for halfsword?
bold jacinth
there's mods for halfsword?
yes, look on nexus
fossil pagoda
hi
fleet garden
but like if u can broke stuff u should tore some tendons or muscles
fleet garden
but like if u can broke stuff u should tore some tendons or muscles
u still can but just so rarely i think
drowsy aurora
yes, look on nexus
What is it called
drowsy aurora
theres many, i perfer halfsword enhancer
what dat do
foggy lodge
did anzone find a way to fix the fatal crashes?
drowsy aurora
halfsword enhancer seems to be preferred
What does enhancer do
Doest it make you fight lower classes
Because i always see it in videos
and shit
velvet moss
brother thats a mod
idk which mod but a mod
fancy
entitity spawner
so it does what you want
mossy pagoda
kist a cjo;; giy
you can kind of decode typos like this if you think abt what letters are commonly typo'd
drowsy aurora
entitity spawner
Ohhh
mossy pagoda
a lot of the time when its like that its like a caesar cipher but for a keyboard
tender quest
mossy pagoda
there should be a game like half sword but for vr bc blade and sorcery is not very historically accurate (obviously)
drowsy aurora
What's your uhh
velvet moss
whyt cant i minimize this
drowsy aurora
GPU
bold jacinth
what are your graphics settings and do you have any visual mods installed?
drowsy aurora
It said windows protecting your PC
tender quest
what are your graphics settings and do you have any visual mods installed?
no mods
mint wadi
Ooga booga blunt weapon supremacy
tender quest
bold jacinth
It said windows protecting your PC
run anyway, its a false flag
crude flower
^
tender quest
It said windows protecting your PC
thats what its supposed to do with unlicensed programs
velvet moss
how do i minimize halfsword enhancer without closing it
mint wadi
bonking will never go out of style
velvet moss
theres no minimzie option
crude flower
bonking will never go out of style
Real
velvet moss
ly
bold jacinth
this is some jojo bizzare's ahh dodge
drowsy aurora
How do i open the game folder dawg
drowsy aurora
I did\
bold jacinth
also, is there a way/mod to apply camera settings in real time? i enjoy the top brightness
drowsy aurora
Open the folder
I click open it opens the game
vapid quarry
😐
crude flower
Embed fail
velvet moss
omg i can use the scythe
bold jacinth
this is terrifying
bitter ice
i get to the baron, dude cuts my leg off instantly and i slowly die. i hate this game.
drowsy aurora
this is terrifying
billie but he flew to brazil
bold jacinth
so i can't use mods?
no, raider is refering to the gif embed fail
you can still get mods
drowsy aurora
no, raider is refering to the gif embed fail
When i click open in files
it just
Opens the game
How do i open the folder
trail pivot
bitter ice
ok jon jones
drowsy aurora
pro fighter
velvet moss
bold jacinth
ignore warning
drowsy aurora
i dont know <:e_sob:875885422666977291>
i did
bold jacinth
run
bold jacinth
drowsy aurora
ignore warning
i legit can't ignore it
mint wadi
Jesus chroist
bold jacinth
i legit can't ignore it
press more info
bold jacinth
tis but a scritch
runic karma
I HIT BRO WITH THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE
covert flare
Jesus chroist
holly crisperoly
covert flare
I HIT BRO WITH THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE
love how polearms suddenly turn into lightsabers sometimes and pierce cleanly through armor
runic karma
love how polearms suddenly turn into lightsabers sometimes and pierce cleanly th...
That was no mistake
i used either the stab or the lunge abillity
to bring the polehammer to its normal spot
making it move through the armor
mint wadi
The struggle is REAL in this one. But it ends in a satisfying way.
covert flare
zero blood and gore and try finishing the ultimate challenge then
thats generally the culprit
k
no problem!
cloud crag
Bro I cut this guys leg off and hand he had no weapon and was screaming like a banshee and I didn’t get the win 
how
They didn’t exist back then
Ik im smart no need to tell me
foggy lodge
hell nah
naive holly
There are you just gotta lvl up in the sever by yapping in text chats
foggy lodge
https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-black-guy-homeless-guy-gif-12306843104510607338
thank you brother 😂 🙏🏾
bold jacinth
oblique chasm
where are the controls?
bold jacinth
where are the controls?
controls
oblique chasm
controls
they're not very helpful, the stated controls dont seem to do anything
how do u pick stuff up?
bold jacinth
or the bottom right
naive holly
how do u pick stuff up?
E or Q depending on which hand you want to use
bold jacinth
r is inventory
oblique chasm
ooooh so thats what that means
oblique chasm
i thought left hand / right hand grab meant like clinching
bold jacinth
p pause
oblique chasm
sound
bold jacinth
naive holly
i thought left hand / right hand grab meant like clinching
Both. Grab and pickup
And drop
bold jacinth
that guy didnt even want smoke
covert flare
sleep well
naive holly
Get a polearm keep your distance
covert flare
sword until fully armoured and then either polearm or mace
also if sword....
halfsword
halfswording comes in handy at early waves
and polearms paired with maces are your baron killer
covert flare
Anyone enjoy non lethal means of winning
gotta love it
bold jacinth
he got the smoke regardless also HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS REALISTIC
covert flare
clean estoc plays until i got hit
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he got the smoke regardless also HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS REALISTIC
tf you beat him with, a boulder???
bold jacinth
tf you beat him with, a boulder???
a fence
i kicked out his legs and grabbed his head with one, hit him with the other, then smashed his head with the fence
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i kicked out his legs and grabbed his head with one, hit him with the other, the...
delicious
naive holly
naive holly
clean estoc plays until i got hit
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WE ARE BUT THE SAME
naive holly
BROTHERS IN ARMMMS
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BROTHERS IN ARMMMS
ESTOCS FOR LIFE BROTHER
runic karma
Smooth ass fight
naive holly
ESTOCS FOR LIFE BROTHER
I do in fact love stabbing
covert flare
btw rate these
covert flare
I do in fact love stabbing
same
covert flare
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LMAO
covert flare
Will do when my wifi stops being shitty and it'll play lol
fr videos take an eternity to load sometimes
naive holly
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stabby stabby
torpid canyon
is there a mod or something that gives u guaranteed brave stand gamemode?
torpid canyon
damn that sucks
covert flare
to answer your question, i did hit willie with a boulder.
I AM
## THE BOULDER.
SCRUMPTIOUS JACK
torpid canyon
its my fav gamemode and it barely pops up
covert flare
its my fav gamemode and it barely pops up
i think i kinda figured out how to force a change
sometimes it stays stuck in a single 2 point mode
but after you play it it changes to another one
sure
its random
and the time it stays there is also random
but better than nothing
bold jacinth
# SCRUMPTIOUS JACK #
I like swords and stabbys too but nothing beats blunt force, and nothing does blunt force better then a fist of iron
torpid canyon
thanks pal
covert flare
https://tenor.com/view/crunch-cat-cat-eating-cat-bow-tie-cat-crunch-emote-gif-33...
haha embed fail
jk
bold jacinth
TAKEDOWN
covert flare
I like swords and stabbys too but nothing beats blunt force, and nothing does bl...
me when enhancer strength multiplier 99999999997
bold jacinth
oblique chasm
is there a tutorial? Nothing i do seems to do anything
bold jacinth
me when enhancer strength multiplier 99999999997
i only have it at like,,, 1.5?
i think
covert flare
i only have it at like,,, 1.5?
if you write any number on the box and click enter it accepts it
bold jacinth
if you write any number on the box and click enter it accepts it
yes but i like to keep it low
covert flare
covert flare
yes but i like to keep it low
same
oblique chasm
how do i even throw a punch
bold jacinth
how do i even throw a punch
lmb rmb move mouse
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"i like to keep it low" he said calmly.
"objection!" willie said loudly!
dude os a tomato
covert flare
when you move your mouse the hand moves
its the core mechanic
weapons will follow it too
bold jacinth
it didnt say anywhere
its a physics based fighting game
oblique chasm
i know what it is but the controls werent very clear
scenic quail
Sir Hans Capon vs Willie who wins
covert flare
i know what it is but the controls werent very clear
thats part of the fun :)
oblique chasm
wdym
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wdym
after you learn the basics it gets pretty fun
also
fair warning
you will die a lot
a LOT
oblique chasm
yeah thats why i got into it, it was just very hard to figure out the basics
it wasnt very clear... anywhere
covert flare
But fortune favours the bold
is there anybody bolder than willie
scenic quail
is there anybody bolder than willie
They surrender half the time g
scenic quail
Especially if they don't have a weapon
covert flare
They surrender half the time g
those are larries bruh
oblique chasm
lad what
scenic quail
those are larries bruh
Potato tomato they look the same
covert flare
also @oblique chasm some other controls wich arent really disclaimed
E picks items for right hand and Q for left one
scenic quail
Plus willie never fought an actual battle
covert flare
holding Alt and moving the mouse foward makes you stab
and hold shift makes you run
scenic quail
Capon has more actual combat experience
torpid canyon
if you write any number on the box and click enter it accepts it
where?
scenic quail
and every great champion
Capon survived a siege for more than a month
torpid canyon
i just see the slider
covert flare
does that meant alt and mouse up is jab?
no you just superman pose lol
bold jacinth
me when enhancer strength multiplier 99999999997
juyst found out what u meant
oblique chasm
mint
scenic quail
Capon survived a siege for more than a month
And the fucking finger of God
torpid canyon
ohhh an enhancer
covert flare
ohhh an enhancer
yep
errant ginkgo
where you get that
covert flare
And the fucking finger of God
are we really seriously discussing this
covert flare
where you get that
nexus mods my good fellow
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Capon solos
OFC CAPON SOLOS WILLIE IS A PLACEHOLDER
errant ginkgo
a thousand thanks
covert flare
youre welcome!
scenic quail
OFC CAPON SOLOS WILLIE IS A PLACEHOLDER
Irrelevant
bold jacinth
new battle same sins
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new battle same sins
omg the gigantic splatter
scenic quail
Still not realistic
covert flare
uhhhhhh shit ok lemme see
is Ghost of Tsushima realistic
no
dude has superpowers
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also slows time so meh
bold jacinth
WHAT DID I DO
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HOMELANDER NO
bold jacinth
NONE OF THIS BLOOD IS MY OWN
scenic quail
hpijasndfkmlsvf AAAAAAAAAAAAH
Anorexic arms
bold jacinth
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@scenic quail Capon vs Altair
scenic quail
<@869311944300048405> Capon vs Altair
Depends
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@bold jacinth activate no enemy pain and have fun
scenic quail
Does altair have the benefit of sneaking up on Capon or is it a fair fight
covert flare
fair fight
scenic quail
More combat experience
trail egret
does anybody else have trouble loading up the game
covert flare
More combat experience
altair took down templar order basically by himself
never taking a single strike
scenic quail
altair never got hit once in his life
Got lucky idk never played it
scenic quail
altair took down templar order basically by himself
By stealth no?
covert flare
last fight wasnt
and the guy had a fricking apple of eden
aka god item
and he still kept fighting afterwards
in 80+ years of life he never took a hit
scenic quail
I thought we were talking realism
covert flare
theres not much on realistic medieval tho
and he doesnt have superpowers
so the point stands
if the guy's human it still counts
Jin doesnt count because he has superhuman abilities mid combat like ghost stance
scenic quail
and he doesnt have superpowers
If he doesn't get hit for 80+ years then at the very least he has major plot armour
bold jacinth
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If he doesn't get hit for 80+ years then at the very least he has major plot arm...
hes just that good in lore lol
scenic quail
hes just that good in lore lol
Plot armour
bold jacinth
GANG I AM NOT TRYING TO SUMMON A DEMON
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Plot armour
every character has plot armor
waxen lance
jesus christ just die dude
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jesus christ just die dude
the indomitable human spirit
bold jacinth
jesus christ jesus christ
scenic quail
I can make a character on the level of doomguy and say "he's just that good in lore" when he solos an actual god
It simply doesn't make sense
bold jacinth
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doomguy is mid power tho
scenic quail
every character has plot armor
No bro
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its doom slayer that is strong
scenic quail
its doom slayer that is strong
Same guy mind you
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every character has plot armor
exageration btw
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Same guy mind you
but doom guy is a human
its basic doom lore
doom slayer is post divinity machine
scenic quail
but doom guy is a human
Doom guy is his acronym g
scenic quail
Consult the wiki brother
waxen lance
why are we talking about doomslayer in half sword chat
yall should talk about it in general lol
covert flare
why are we talking about doomslayer in half sword chat
yall should talk about i...
true
scenic quail
If anything his name was space marine before the maykers and then changed name to doomguy
scenic quail
why are we talking about doomslayer in half sword chat
yall should talk about i...
The convo started with a willie-capon comparison
scenic quail
wich is ridiculous by itself
It really isn't
covert flare
since its a placeholder
scenic quail
willie has 0 feats
Dude what
bold jacinth
oh god finally he gave up
covert flare
its literally a single guy being every enemy
scenic quail
since its a placeholder
Literally irrelevant
scenic quail
Im getting nowhere with you
covert flare
because it doesnt make sense dude
idk get an actual character
not a sandbox model ffs
its like comparing the red and blue guy from tabs against the dragonborn
scenic quail
Really isn't
You can analize how the average ai in halfsword performs and compare it to a character
Really not that hard
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You can analize how the average ai in halfsword performs and compare it to a cha...
it loses to basically any character
waxen lance
covert flare
it loses to basically any character
idk it may win from some fodder enemies of some games
scenic quail
it loses to basically any character
So it looses to judith from twd seasons 3-5?
scenic quail
she has a gun
A newborn has a gun?
scenic quail
and also twd is not realistic
The only unrealistic part about twd is the zombies
covert flare
no not as a baby why are you putting a baby agaisnt a grown man
scenic quail
no not as a baby why are you putting a baby agaisnt a grown man
You said that any character solos willie no?
covert flare
i think the whole point is to compare characters that can fight
bold jacinth
painting
covert flare
You said that any character solos willie no?
basically any character means majority
not all
scenic quail
basically any character means majority
That is still a stretch
bold jacinth
having fun there sir
covert flare
That is still a stretch
what characters excluding ones not in fighting conditions are beaten by Willie
covert flare
not enough red
scenic quail
what characters excluding ones not in fighting conditions are beaten by Willie
A hypothetical willie (to clarify, an ai in halfsword) could very much beat Henry from Skalitz in the first game during the early-mid assuming that they have equal equipment
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A hypothetical willie (to clarify, an ai in halfsword) could very much beat Henr...
so a minority loses
like i said
scenic quail
so a minority loses
That's just one example cuh
covert flare
still a minority
scenic quail
Proof?
silent fractal
I have reached a personal best of Knight.
covert flare
give me a list of 100 characters in fighting conditions without repeating that lose and i'll give you 200 that can win
silent fractal
Getting better at beating the T3 champ consistently.
scenic quail
Henry wasn't super incompetent during mid-game and he still couldn't beat a willie since he didn't have that much experience
covert flare
Getting better at beating the T3 champ consistently.
estoc is really tricky
scenic quail
give me a list of 100 characters in fighting conditions without repeating that ...
I have a life i won't sit here and list characters from games for an online argument
silent fractal
I mostly run him around till he slows then go for his leg or arm.
scenic quail
Im sure that there is plenty of characters in fighting conditions that wouldn't beat willie in swordplay
silent fractal
Where does the game store the pics?
scenic quail
Where does the game store the pics?
Somewhere in the files idk
boreal plover
how to defeat t3 champ😭😭😭
covert flare
I mostly run him around till he slows then go for his leg or arm.
follow this man's advice
scenic quail
Try going to properties and search through them
scenic quail
how to defeat t3 champ😭😭😭
Get a pitchfork and stab him in the belly
covert flare
Im sure that there is plenty of characters in fighting conditions that wouldn't ...
plenty is not many still bruh, many more can beat him
scenic quail
plenty is not many still bruh, many more can beat him
Plenty literally means many
covert flare
willie is a whimsical litlle fella
covert flare
Plenty literally means many
ik idk why i worded it that way
scenic quail
The reason why many more characters can beat him is because most game characters are stupidly strong
In a realistic scenario willie could fight and win against plenty actual characters
covert flare
he could fight agaisnt humans
not videogame characters
hes extremely grounded
hence why he cant be paired with more than a few characters
half sword enhancer willie solos universe though
errant pike
scenic quail
Thanks for repeating what i said and adding a few more words
errant pike
cooked
silent fractal
Game files >halfswordUe5>screenshots. ty.
viscid cobalt
hey so im trying to beat the last boss but it keeps kicking me out without warning
covert flare
Thanks for repeating what i said and adding a few more words
did you come to the server to argue or to play the goddamn game
errant pike
@silent fractal are u a mod
covert flare
go half sword for fuck's sake bro
scenic quail
go half sword for fuck's sake bro
Acting like you didn't engage in the argument at all
shell bronze
death to all polearms when i'm not the one using them
covert flare
hey so im trying to beat the last boss but it keeps kicking me out without warni...
zero blood and gore and it probably will be less likely
shell bronze
god smite them
glacial kraken
How can I get the full release
scenic quail
Go half sword for fucks sake bro
silent fractal
<@125441830560071681> are u a mod
no, why?
errant pike
just wondering
silent fractal
oki
jolly gorge
death to all polearms when i'm not the one using them
REAL. Death to anybody wielding a long weapon that isn’t me
viscid cobalt
zero blood and gore and it probably will be less likely
ok
covert flare
Go half sword for fucks sake bro
covert flare
REAL. Death to anybody wielding a long weapon that isn’t me
me when pitchfork
jolly gorge
How can I get the full release
Not out yet
glacial kraken
Not out yet
Oh ok
scenic quail
REAL. Death to anybody wielding a long weapon that isn’t me
Tbf dealing with polearms is quite easy
jolly gorge
me when pitchfork
I fuckin hate that weapon with a passion
scenic quail
Thanks i didn't know how the ui looked like
covert flare
the indomitable willie spirit
shell bronze
i love pitchfork sm
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Thanks i didn't know how the ui looked like
figures
shell bronze
it carries me to veteran
covert flare
i love pitchfork sm
love it when im using it
shell bronze
the art of countering polearms without one is honestly so difficult
gets super messy
scenic quail
the art of countering polearms without one is honestly so difficult
I always just step to the side and parry the polearm with my primary
Then i just close distance and i can do anything to them
covert flare
the art of countering polearms without one is honestly so difficult
hit it down
shell bronze
you rely on close calls and praying they don't have good aim in that one strike
because if they jab you perfectly and commit to it you are #cooked
scenic quail
you rely on close calls and praying they don't have good aim in that one strike
No bro
covert flare
i run sideways then foward quickly, they generally dont hit me then
covert flare
yeah but its him playing
scenic quail
yeah but its him playing
He said you
So is it wrong of me to assume that he was talking to me
shell bronze
I *parry* it
easier said than done
it's just the way the weapon dynamics go
it's just as if not more difficult trying to parry a spear irl
scenic quail
easier said than done
With practice its not that hard
shell bronze
fully aware
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fr
bold jacinth
not enough red
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
shell bronze
longsword is the move
bold jacinth
I JUST FINISHED PAINTING THE ENTIRE THING
covert flare
blocks mobility and doesnt defend on much
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I JUST FINISHED PAINTING THE ENTIRE THING
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
scenic quail
shield is actually ass bro
I used to think that too
shell bronze
blocks mobility and doesnt defend on much
gets in the way too
scenic quail
Until i actually started using it properly
covert flare
gets in the way too
left to right strikes are basically impossible
scenic quail
The small one is the best
scenic quail
left to right strikes are basically impossible
No?
shell bronze
scenic quail
depends on the shield
You have to be using the largest fucking one to actually think that
shell bronze
left to right strikes are basically impossible
left to rights are actually possible if you're not using the fatter shields
covert flare
longsword is the move
alt and stroke foward, when you keep the sword extended they generally become more wary
shell bronze
they're great to bypass against outside guards
covert flare
You have to be using the largest fucking one to actually think that
yeah im talking about the big ones
scenic quail
You can perform a left strike without switching hands
shell bronze
alt and stroke foward, when you keep the sword extended they generally become mo...
it's also great to make them back off
covert flare
it's also great to make them back off
yeah
covert flare
if you run while extending it they generally back off too
scenic quail
Its a great emergency blunt weapon
covert flare
Its a great emergency blunt weapon
one of my favorite uses of the small shield
smacking the shit out of my enemy's skull
scenic quail
If you hit the sweetspot you can knock them out cold with a single strike
covert flare
If you hit the sweetspot you can knock them out cold with a single strike
also depends on the damage slider
the sides of the face stun them a lot
scenic quail
You're killing them in 2 or 3 swings bro
You're only saying that because you're used to the longsword
shell bronze
your RoM is super limited with shield so you have to strike a very certain way to maximize power
it's like trading 50% damage for 20-30% more defense/protection
not the biggest fan tbh
scenic quail
your RoM is super limited with shield so you have to strike a very certain way t...
Set your sensitivity slider slightly to the right
scenic quail
it's like trading 50% damage for 20-30% more defense/protection
Literally unmatched protection against polearms mind you
Plus the devilish spiked spear
timid imp
empty marsh
how do i dodge
sudden lodge
Is there an early access release date?
scenic quail
how do i dodge
Shift+d/a/s
empty marsh
Shift+d/a/s
thanks
shell bronze
Plus the devilish spiked spear
the spiked spear easy
scenic quail
the spiked spear easy
Its easier to get up close and personal with the shield while not letting them go around your guard and kill you
shell bronze
you gotta get your dagger out and put it in willie's chest
what dagger
sick cedar
New half sword update runs incredibly well on my pc! Good work
empty marsh
Shift+d/a/s
whats the best nation
scenic quail
whats the best nation
Hre