halfsword-chat-⚔

[heady cradle]

i hit a lethal one

[patent blade]

bro can sheathe his massive plancon

where does he get all that skin

[regal iron]

I once had a plancon impale me, but I didnt bleed at all so uhh
I just left it there

[heady cradle]

he gave me a freebe

[patent blade]

[patent blade]

i got a scythe stuck in my midsection once lmao

[heady cradle]

blud i died from a dude dropping his sword and then the sword cut my body in half

[patent blade]

just walkin around with it

[heady cradle]

i hit his head with an axe

[patent blade]

reasonable crashout

[heady cradle]

gruesome mode

[heady cradle]

he was dead

[regal iron]

I swear I think I remember this one mf looking like he surrendered but the oneshotted me with the mace

[coarse urchin]

:-)

[patent blade]

still reasonable

[heady cradle]

PSA

[patent blade]

maces buffed yet?

[heady cradle]

dropped weapons are dangerous

beware when getting close with willies

[patent blade]

drops mace on your head like a boss

[regal iron]

Its funny how swords can become blunt weapons if they are big enough

[patent blade]

love that

would appreciate montantes being added

[coarse urchin]

Teto world domination

[patent blade]

double bladed lightsabers, imagine montante lightsabers

easiest crowd control ever

they just went double bladed for the wow factor

[tender quest]

im sure one of the weapon pack modders could make it a thing

[coarse urchin]

very healthy teeth

nom nom

[slate granite]

he greedy

[heady cradle]

tetonation

[heady cradle]

most stealthy skinwalker

[heady cradle]

he got 50000mg of FE

[slate granite]

say hi to bob

[coarse urchin]

1 second win

[slate granite]

i never die !

nvm

[heady cradle]

Man

I had that happened when an enemy dropped his sword

After I disarmed him again

I swear sometimes Willie’s got some telekinesis and THATS how he uses his move

btw is it me or are stabs too op?

i mean its like i got stabbed in the leg and i died faster and lost to a dude that i cut his neck off

[slate granite]

OH NAH

[restive garnet]

Willie had access to fluoride water

[slate granite]

poor dude

[heady cradle]

man i dont know how my teeth are naturally yellow

[slate granite]

he done for

[heady cradle]

yet strong as steel

[slate granite]

i can somehow change my skin colour

🤑

oh god.

[heady cradle]

its called becoming a tomatoe

[slate granite]

no

i mean

i can make myself darker

lighter

or pink

[heady cradle]

tf

that might be the lighting

[slate granite]

bud got literly executed

rest in piece(s) billy

i need this

but with lightsabers

[red kernel]

how yall so good at fist fighting

[slate granite]

be agressive

[heady cradle]

aim for the head

[red kernel]

dayum

[slate granite]

wanna see what happens when i aim for the head

[red kernel]

yes

[heady cradle]

and just flail like a your having a seizure

[slate granite]

this

[heady cradle]

nasty ahh teeth

[red kernel]

i dont want to like insta kill them i want to grapple and throw them sooo bad

[red kernel]

damnnnnn

[slate granite]

i wanna torture em

[heady cradle]

grapple them into the fence

[slate granite]

i threw em OUT the fence

[red kernel]

ok yall agressive af

[heady cradle]

it is da way

[slate granite]

well yeah

[civic furnace]

Hard lide

[civic furnace]

life

[slate granite]

agression is the key

[restive garnet]

Your cooked

[slate granite]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-im-ready-lightsaber-star-wars-gif-15851238

[heady cradle]

the moto of half sword IS being an agressive killing machine

[slate granite]

haha got your nose

[red kernel]

ok got it

[slate granite]

and your mouth

[red kernel]

wtf

[lean niche]

⚠️WIP/TESTS⚠️

[slate granite]

i mastered head cutting

[red kernel]

ye i see thatt

[heady cradle]

man i have bitten through an entire bone from a cow without realizing it

[slate granite]

i ATE

[red kernel]

how yall getting so good pics

[slate granite]

a bone from a cow without realising it

[heady cradle]

yep

[red kernel]

lolllll

[slate granite]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-accepting-fate-tiktok-at-peace-gif-567488341419321713

[red kernel]

have yall changed ur binds or nah

[heady cradle]

no

[slate granite]

binds ?

[red kernel]

yh keybinds

[slate granite]

nope

[red kernel]

dayyumm broski should enter the slap competition

[heady cradle]

btw how to take zoomed screenshots

i just use snipping tool

[slate granite]

i just screen shoted

shooted

sho

eh

[red kernel]

whats the best half sword youtuber to watch

[slate granite]

shot

.

torturee

yay

[red kernel]

omg

[heady cradle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apJx9UzR0ew

[red kernel]

bros life turned into hell

[slate granite]

well cuh

my entire thing is hell

[red kernel]

ok chill brotha

[heady cradle]

mrzacnono

[slate granite]

me the first 10 minutes of the update

( i was exited to see the scythe )

[red kernel]

sheeeesh

[slate granite]

then i got chopped in 2 by bare hands

[red kernel]

what channel do i see my rank

[heady cradle]

grotesque mode be like

[red kernel]

ohh i see noe nvm

[heady cradle]

MRZACNONO

[slate granite]

i cut limbs of so fast they dont bleed half the time

😔

[heady cradle]

whats the keybind?

[slate granite]

uh

hold window button and the big arrow up and then press S

my blade shiny

[heady cradle]

i broke the guys knees

[slate granite]

i took his skin

[heady cradle]

thats just abyss

[slate granite]

:(

[slate granite]

beheading is nice

[sleek valve]

what if the half sword devs made a shooter instead

[heady cradle]

i broke his knees even more

[heady cradle]

not gonna be special

[slate granite]

MY ARM

[sleek valve]

True... unless it's a vr game

[heady cradle]

halfsword vr

[restive garnet]

Closest to shooting will be, bows and trebuchet

[heady cradle]

half sword vr would be great

since you could use real sword techniques much much easier

[slate granite]

halfsword but lightsabers

[heady cradle]

nah

[sleek valve]

Only problem is how to make player Willie have pain and bone damage and fall down and dismemberment

[restive garnet]

Mods can make that possible.

[heady cradle]

electric patches on the human

when theres a hit it stimulates

[slate granite]

make willies feel EMOTIONS !

[restive garnet]

Making VR means we need to rebuild the whole game from the ground up

[slate granite]

or blink

i wanna see em blink

[heady cradle]

still would be fun

[sleek valve]

I would kinda like to see a vr spinoff game though...

[heady cradle]

but with full controll

[restive garnet]

We don't have that capacity

[hollow agate]

this game has so much fetal errors

[restive garnet]

Let's finish the main game first

Yuh

[slate granite]

will willies show emotions someday

also me wanna smash heads in aggain

[heady cradle]

so the next update is gonna be paid?

[restive garnet]

Maybe

[slate granite]

and ITS EMPTY

[sleek valve]

Half sword devs yall are awesome don't submit to the take two interactive company please

[slate granite]

they need a brain

[restive garnet]

Early Access will

Not my decision to make

[heady cradle]

oh ok so the demo will still be out and get updates until the early access arrives?

[sleek valve]

Half sword devs yall are great please don't be swallowed by an evil parent company (unless the evil parent company is valve in that case go for it)

[restive garnet]

Demo gets no more updates

We need frank on EA fully

[heady cradle]

oh so its early acess now?

[heady cradle]

pulverized

[restive garnet]

Early Access isn't out yet, we are working hard on it

[slate granite]

animal update when

me wanna throw hands with cows

[restive garnet]

Don't worry

[restive garnet]

We have the best, publisher

As in, down to earth

They love HS

[slate granite]

im TRAPPED IN CAMERA MODE

RAH

[sleek valve]

No love money is good :D

[slate granite]

will we someday be able to customize a willies strenght

they die to fast

😔

[sleek valve]

We hate money...

[sleek gull]

early morning disarms!

[agile sierra]

How to enable infinite stamina? I play as the Baron and I'm tired of him choking every five seconds

[plush aurora]

guys i have error in starting half sword steam edition

[verbal crane]

sometimes i'm lowkey impressed by enemy willies' stamina

[plush aurora]

and its the demo one

[floral mauve]

whats wrong

[verbal crane]

i had one who was literally covered in his own blood, missing an arm, with only a dagger. dude still got back up and tried to attack me (fully armored knight)

[wise venture]

you need a mod

[plush aurora]

wait gotta get you the error code

[plush aurora]

wait a sec

[plush aurora]

gotta send it dm

LowLevelFatalError [File:D:\build++UE5\Sync\Engine\Source\Runtime\RenderCore\Private\GlobalShader.cpp] [Line: 808]
Could not load section 0 (of 326) of the global shadermap.

[floral mauve]

what gpu are you using

[plush aurora]

rx 570 8gb

drivers updated

it was working fine before

[floral mauve]

cant you start it at all or does it crash midgame

[plush aurora]

can't start at all

[floral mauve]

did you try reinstalling

[plush aurora]

not yet

[floral mauve]

try

[plush aurora]

alright

[sleek valve]

the music gives me luck. whenever it stops, i run out of luck

[floral mauve]

the cute anime girl music historically carried knights through wars and duels

[sleek valve]

real

[floral mauve]

also based

inabakumori

[heady cradle]

uhhh

i just stabbed a dude tried to yank my spear out and he got slammed into the wall

[plush aurora]

a quick question itch.io version or steam one?

[floral mauve]

steam

always use steam

[late phoenix]

Steam

[plush aurora]

what the diffrence?

[sleek valve]

ouch

[floral mauve]

itch.io is outdated

[plush aurora]

alright ty

[floral mauve]

np

[floral mauve]

i had a moment just like that like 5 minutes ago

except that it went in straight

its in #game-footage-🎮🎥

[sleek valve]

more ouchies

[wanton gust]

yo can you give me some tips on grapling

[late phoenix]

If you get hit you release your grip I think

[heady cradle]

guys

the veteran boss is the easiest

i didnt even bonk his head i just broke his arms

[wanton gust]

thats diabolical

[restive barn]

where is willies brain

[heady cradle]

its my mission to absolutely embarrass every boss in the game

[wanton gust]

lol

[sleek valve]

"The loser of a duel dies in the street. The winner of a duel dies in the hospital" - some dude i interviewed in the 1500s

[heady cradle]

all his gear is on the floor

even better that im not even injured

[wanton gust]

lol also

my friend loves tetp

teto

he plays half sword too

[heady cradle]

has he beaten the ult?

[wanton gust]

i have no idea

he know more half sword

than me

[heady cradle]

oh k

i just threw my spear and he is on the floor dead instantly

[wanton gust]

ofc he a a freakin spear loged into his face

[sleek valve]

MY BEST OVERHEAD SLICE

[heady cradle]

clean

[heady cradle]

yes but my rank is militia and his class is man to arms

[wise venture]

hey can i somehow spawn a baron without an armor

[heady cradle]

imagine in medieval times some random commoner that got drafted into the war and kills you in one strike when your supposed to be the best of the best

other than a knight

[late phoenix]

Didn't even spilt him in half smh

[sleek valve]

sorry im not that one guy

[late phoenix]

I'm not sure about the best of the best

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/ill-split-you-in-two-sundowner-mgrr-mgr-raiden-gif-26543922

im not him :(

[torpid mortar]

The swing just fucking nullified his arm

[heady cradle]

the rank means a professional soldier

basically knights are the only guys that are higher

[late phoenix]

They were well trained but I don't think they are considered best of the best

[sleek valve]

can someone tell me what the fuck happened here

[heady cradle]

yes but still a random commoner that wasnt trained managed to throw a spear and hits into your head

[late phoenix]

To be fair look at that spear

😭

[torpid mortar]

He whiffed, you swung and cut his stomach then flicked your sword at his head, killing him.

[late phoenix]

Even the best of the best can't do shit with a extreme amount of spiky stuff on a stick

[heady cradle]

his spear was longer than mine

[late phoenix]

Which spear

Also why do ai struggle with heavy weapons so much it hurts to watch

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1279552547303985202/Willie_business_card.gif

[sleek valve]

when you just cant resist the simple solution

[late phoenix]

Smooth

[heady cradle]

bilhook

this was his face before he got speared

[late phoenix]

What a idiot 💔

Wait you threw it at him or stabbed?

[heady cradle]

threw

he closed in and missed his first stab

i panicked threw and hit

[late phoenix]

I mean what could he really do against that throw

How do you even throw in this game

I mean ik how to

But shit feels extremely hard to do

It always goes in a random direction

[heady cradle]

just practice on the training dummy till you get the feeling

[sleek valve]

i dunno

[late phoenix]

Oh yea I'd like to add knights are men at arms but not all men at arms were knight so I guess they could be considered best of the best?

[heady cradle]

yep

kinda like thers men at arms are tthe upper class

and the knights are the highest of that class

[late phoenix]

They could also be nobles

[heady cradle]

yes but that would be the barron i think

[dense mulch]

when full sword

[heady cradle]

they are working on the paid version

[late phoenix]

2050

[desert zenith]

yo imagine half sword in vr they need to make it

[heady cradle]

they need money

also take lot of effort

[sleek valve]

I won... but at what cost?

[heady cradle]

building the game from the ground up

[desert zenith]

true

[sleek valve]

gotta rebuild the game from scratch for that

a spinoff vr game made by half sword devs would be cool tho

if only they helped warpfrog...

[heady cradle]

before and after being speared by the devil

photo farming one kill

[copper lynx]

What does arrow time do

[wanton gust]

lets just face it the best weapon in half sword is the lamp

or lantern

i forgot the name

[sleek valve]

when a bunch of raiders enter the arena without the overseer's permission but the bards start playing this

[heady cradle]

guys should i continue to beat halfsword with super spikey stick tron 5000?

i mean i beat the man to arms boss with one thrust

[sleek valve]

use the sickle that is motsly stick if you want the hardest half swod challenge ever

[jovial temple]

it is the most busted weapon in the game probably

[heady cradle]

yeah the only issue is that your dude has no armor lol

[jovial temple]

it doesnt matter when you have one of the longest polearms in the game really

[heady cradle]

well if you count the boss weapons i think some of them do or are at range

[jovial temple]

it also has the benefit of being able to jam up whatever other polearms you come across because it has teeth to catch the tip of you enemies polearm

there are others that are a bit longer but you can bind them very easily with plancon

also one higher tier has breastplate and still has access to that weapon if you want a bit more armor

[heady cradle]

tbh also it can somehow deal blunt damage without being heavy as fuck

[jovial temple]

yeah you can dome people and it works better than hammers lol

you can one shot knights if you hit them in the face with enough force

[wary canopy]

is it normal to LAG on 3060???

[heady cradle]

yeah they should patch that

[heady cradle]

ram is the issue

[wary canopy]

16 ram ;-;

[jovial temple]

its probably not your gpu

[heady cradle]

might be settings

[wary canopy]

whaaa

i use high

and laggy on multi-opp

[jovial temple]

im sure buhurt is laggy on nasa computers

[wary canopy]

💀

[heady cradle]

the game itself is unoptimized due to being unreal engine 5

[wary canopy]

ah-

anyway to TWIST it?

[heady cradle]

EVERYTHING IS LAGGY ON BUHURT

[wary canopy]

cuz armor

SHINING CRAZY-

[heady cradle]

im on low settings and my temps are 90

[wary canopy]

...

i'm smooth for high

really being a joker when i got more than 60 fps on 3A games and lag on this ;-;

[heady cradle]

unreal engine 5 is the pinacle of

unoptimized

[wary canopy]

and need 50 series or 40.

[jovial temple]

they get stutters on every system

[heady cradle]

wait what rank is that?

[wary canopy]

wallet 🪰

[jovial temple]

tier 5

the one above on your screenshot

[wary canopy]

what's the KING's fight?

[heady cradle]

even a 5060 isnt gonna be enough

[heady cradle]

BARON FIGHT

[wary canopy]

or can i MOD the TIME SLOW?

[wary canopy]

...

[heady cradle]

the guys is called the baron with the gold plated armor

[wary canopy]

did be op asf

[wary canopy]

twist the setting and instant kill...

i guess i can mod the game probably

[heady cradle]

you could due that with increasing npc damage and reducing yours

[wary canopy]

Ouh

[heady cradle]

but that feels like cheating

[wary canopy]

more of that

time slow is also op

if it's unlimited

[heady cradle]

it uses up more stamina

[wary canopy]

and i can't twist that

[heady cradle]

oh k

but if you didnt want to do that you could use the increase stamina faction

[wary canopy]

WHEN

is there this thing

[heady cradle]

factions gives you buffs

one of them includes stamina

[wary canopy]

oh wait i forgot

but oh well, you can MOD the game... if encrypt.... mostly impossible

and unnecessary

[grizzled aurora]

question: what nationality is Willie?

[wary canopy]

answer: idk.

[verbal crane]

i think german

[tired coral]

i think they're English
it sounds like old English
or German
hard to say

[verbal crane]

if his name really is wilhelm fischer and that isn't just a meme

[wary canopy]

Amercian.

[verbal crane]

bcause wilhelm and fischer are both german names

although willie is a fungus

and i don't think fungi can have nationalities

[solemn holly]

well, the game takes place in the HRE

[grizzled aurora]

what's the HRE?

[solemn holly]

holy roman empire

[grizzled aurora]

so he's roman?

[solemn holly]

german

despite its name the HRE was not roman

[verbal crane]

the holy roman empire was spread out across germany and italy i don't think they actually had rome in their territory lol

despite what voltaire claims, though, the HRE /was/ pretty holy

endorsed by the pope

mighta been an empire too idk

[sleek valve]

when you get tired of your lord

[heady cradle]

guys i just died

by getting stabbed by a dude dropping his sword

AGAIN

INTO MY CHEST AND COMBUSTING IT

WHEN HE HAD HIS NECK CUT OFF

AND THE SAME HAPPENED IN THE ABYSS

[copper lynx]

fuck this abyss shit

[verbal crane]

chat i beat the commoner boss.. by PARRYING

with a LONGSWORD

[granite vessel]

Is there a way to play the game on a shit laptop?

[verbal crane]

two swings is all it takes man isn't shit now that i know how to actually play the game

🥶

[verbal crane]

turn gore all the way down

[sleek valve]

"just get good bro"
also my opponent:

[verbal crane]

that's the biggest frame killer aside from graphics

[granite vessel]

I have like 30fps tops w dips to <20 640x480 so im looking for a way to trun the graphics into mashed potato

😭

[heady cradle]

i just died from lag

it lagged so bad that somehow a dropped weapon split me in half

again

from the commoner teir this time

[sleek valve]

my best knight kill probably

[sleek valve]

knight vs millitia

[half glacier]

How u do that

[vocal nimbus]

practice

[half glacier]

No like how u be milita but fight knight🤔

[vocal nimbus]

Not sure

[half glacier]

Damn

[olive tiger]

yooo

wsp everyone

[tired coral]

because there's an infinite amount of him constantly fighting eachother

[mint wadi]

I don't know what those weird split breastplates are called but this is why I don't like them.

[feral raft]

Multiplayer Halfsword is gonna be fire

[mint wadi]

I wonder if you will be able to be a woman in the full game.

[sleek valve]

The servers are gonna be fire (literally)

[north glade]

i dont see why not

[mint wadi]

I wanna go full on Jeanne d'Arc on these bastards.

(I know she didn't actually fight in direct combat with melee weapons but I don't care)

[slate granite]

outch

[feral raft]

I think they’re bleeding

[mint wadi]

Man this guy took some hits I tell you what

[north glade]

theyll work better once we have maille shirts

plus you can overlap it with a breastplate irl

[dawn coral]

do different factions get different weapons/armour etc?

[mint wadi]

Oh that makes sense.

[dawn coral]

ive just got to the ultimate challenge for the first time

[mint wadi]

No.

[north glade]

plackarts are pretty cool, but unfortunately in the current demo you cant use them properly so theyre just a liability

you can rock 'em with a brigandine for extra drip

[cursive fjord]

No, not yet at least

[mint wadi]

Willie but very strong.

For those that want to see the dual greatswords in action.

[lone ether]

nerf spearmans

[verbal crane]

buff spearmen

[fervent zephyr]

anyone know how to beat the last level

[dusty gyro]

How do i defeat sworded willy if i have a short weapon without armor

[dawn fjord]

how would you imagine a marquess tier?

[civic furnace]

Whats the mod for first person 😭

[hardy lava]

you click v its no mod

[civic furnace]

I FIRMLY refuse to believe that there has been a first person in half sword

[hardy lava]

try it

[civic furnace]

HOLY THE LEGENDARY ROSE

[slate granite]

MNHM

no one saw that

[hardy lava]

I want bows to be added in the game

[slate granite]

wrong channel 💔

[civic furnace]

Thats so real

[slate granite]

cutting arrows up with swords mhm

[hardy lava]

where do you suggest

[civic furnace]

I dont know 😔

[hardy lava]

wait

they have guns in the 15 century???

[north glade]

guns have existed since the 1200s

[gaunt nimbus]

i think he's fine

[modern pendant]

imagine like Chivarly 2 this will be gorgeous

[north glade]

this is a hand cannon from 1288

[slate granite]

poor guy

[civic furnace]

Killing people in first person is my guilty pleasure atp

Wait but in real life we are also in first person... (This is meant as a joke. I wont go out to murder anyone.)

[fast bramble]

Has been since forever

It's the only way I play

[civic furnace]

Yeah I understand why

This is so fun

[modern pendant]

sure buddy

[fast bramble]

I broke this poor man

[civic furnace]

He seems... Afraid...

[slate granite]

turned into sushi

[verbal crane]

parry and then go in for the kill

or let him swing and miss, then go in for the kill

[slate granite]

im just TO GOOD with cutting

[civic furnace]

How can u send videos AND pictures here 😭

[verbal crane]

u need levels

oh shit i'm level 2

[verbal crane]

holy shit lol

i'm a longsword truther but icl polearm hand switching always looks cool asf

[languid coral]

true, it's very fun too

[raven solar]

anyone else having shadows popping in?

[languid coral]

yea i've seen it on lower graphics settings

[raven solar]

im on high

didn't have it before idk

[languid coral]

try ultra or whatever the next one up is (if your pc can handle it), i think that fixes it

[verbal crane]

i, too, am a spine connoisseur

[slate granite]

me love blood

[verbal crane]

willies might not have brains but at least they have spines ig

[slate granite]

bre i got cooked

well i mastered sword

now i will master axt

[peak sinew]

Every time I crash in Half Sword, it dramatically takes space in my computer (Like, I jump from having 10GB left to 4GB left): Why is that and how can I fix it?

[dense mulch]

when full sword

[slate granite]

RAH

this was annoying

[fierce cairn]

keep grabbing me and ill fuck your mother like that too you bitch

the ai has a literal death grip

[civic furnace]

Good question

[civic furnace]

VERGIL WHAT THE FUCK

[fierce cairn]

well

this stupid mfer

grabbed my torso with a death grip

wouldnt let go no matter what

so i stabbed his fuckass torso

[civic furnace]

Just use spinjutzu on him

[lethal crag]

😭

[slate granite]

HOMERUN !

[dense mulch]

when full sword

[slate granite]

when it comes

[velvet pine]

Justice Sword

[slate granite]

me love aura farming

[verbal crane]

found this in my screenshots, still not sure what i actually did to this guy's head to turn it into this

[crude temple]

really would like a zombie mod that keeps them fighting until fully dismembered

[slate granite]

just slash it

[eager blade]

me trying to be cool and crouch over his body

[verbal crane]

you can get close to this by turning npc damage all the way down

i've had them trying to come after me even after i slashed both their arms off

[crude temple]

they can still die from a tiny dagger stab tho lol

[verbal crane]

bro's jaw dropped

[verbal crane]

yea, sometimes they do sometimes they don't

[eager blade]

he looks like that guy who drank too much radioactive 1920s monster energy

[uncut rune]

When is the official version of the game?

[crude temple]

1.0

[uncut rune]

؟

[crude temple]

when it reaches 1.0 XD

[fiery halo]

guys how do i fix an issue i have with my graphics driver. I tried updating it but i still cant open the game. I used to be able to play but now i cant

[uncut rune]

I mean after a few days or a week or a month

[crude temple]

well you got 6 months to hear about a release or delay. i HOPE before xmas release and not a delay announcment

[summer pasture]

idk if im winning this one guys

[small glen]

we spin

[silent pond]

Can we please fix the crap with the arm getting stuck behind the back....

[summer pasture]

custom weapon?

[small glen]

Yuh

[worn heron]

Early Access is releasing Q4 of this year.

[silent pond]

The number of times I've had to quit and start over because of it...

[idle ridge]

Q4?

[worn heron]

Full game has no date yet

[worn heron]

4th quarter. Oct-Dec

[small glen]

I assume full game is no longer releasing in 2025

[idle ridge]

Ohh okay thanks

[small glen]

But instead 2026

[jagged stream]

what does "Z" do? i see a white circle but what does it to do ingame

[worn heron]

it was never planned to

[worn heron]

Lockon!

[jagged stream]

that means?

[small glen]

Then why does steam say it? Confusion.

[worn heron]

When the circle closes, it'll focus your camera on the closest enemy. It's only active when you hold your mouse buttons

[jagged stream]

OHHH THANK YOU

[worn heron]

It's possible it's just misleading, I assume they mean EA

[silent pond]

Get stuck entirely focused on one character while getting smacked by another, lol.

[uncut rune]

I didn't understand

[worn heron]

no worries!

[worn heron]

Early Access releases sometime between Oct-Dec this year

[small glen]

I assume early access is 5% of the game

[worn heron]

Tbh I find turning off Lockon best for stabbing and such

[small glen]

With new gamemodes and weapon customization

[small glen]

I hate lock on in carnage smh

It should rly focus on closes not furthest

[uncut rune]

I mean, per week, or per month?

[small glen]

Between the timeframe of those months

[silent pond]

I turn it off when there's multiple enemies because it just gets you killed.

[worn heron]

I mean, I wouldn't know any numbers, but I do know the devs have mentioned that we currently see about 7% of what they have planned, so there is plenty to come.

[small glen]

It's below, they said about less than 5%

So this is basically 1%

[north dawn]

bruh why is my Willie so much better at fencing with only his left hand vs both/only right hand?

[jagged stream]

is multiplayer an idea yet?

[small glen]

They said they are thinking about it

[worn heron]

i don't know, it has no set date. It will be sometime between October and December

[small glen]

I doubt multiplayer is gonna be good in this game

Like ima be real

[worn heron]

#faq has a response from the devs that goes into detail

[small glen]

It's gonna be very annoying

[jagged stream]

thank you

[worn heron]

That was also when the playtest was out. They have updated the game to the demo with newer content since their "5%" estimate

Not a big deal lol, the point is, we have a lot to look forward to

[small glen]

Is the only stuff just the baron and the Abyss?

[worn heron]

and the gauntlet mode was added, as well

[small glen]

I am excited for the full game either way

But I am worried confused on what this game is gonna be on launch

[worn heron]

There may have been more, I have trouble forgetting fine details sometimes

[silent pond]

There needs to be some sort of healing mechanic or something. Getting very slightly nicked on the arm and that arm becoming completely useless forever is terribly frustrating, lol.

[worn heron]

it's gonna be fire 🗣️

[small glen]

Is this a RPG? Is it a rougelike? I think that's what a lot of people are more confused about

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-meme-shrek-good-question-good-question-gif-7176451729184982026

[small glen]

I think they mentioned quest

[worn heron]

perhaps a bit of both? Who knows

https://tenor.com/view/skweezy-jibbs-skweezy-jibbs-gif-20800519

[small glen]

I definitely don't think this is a open world

Like kingdom come deliverance

[silent pond]

Like just now. I blocked a guy's spear thrust with the buckler and the edge of the blade barely nicked my guy's right arm. He immediately dropped his sword and became useless. I couldn't even swing the buckler because he starts sceaming like a little wimp and grabbing at his right arm. Instant loss for a tiny nick, lmao!

[small glen]

I think that's because of gore

For some reason: gore is a chance

You can be stabbed in the stomach and be cut in half

But other times you won't be split in half

[silent pond]

Yeah, it's a mess.

[small glen]

I keep gore at half

[silent pond]

I love the game, but it has these little issues here and there that are just infuriating.

[small glen]

So it doesn't happen too often but it still occurs

[jagged stream]

oh god the gore is brutal

i jabbed my sword into a guys throat and let go and holy shit this animation is gruesome

[silent pond]

In the situation I described above, he didn't even cut my arm off. Was just a small cut and my guy squealed like a bitch and stopped fighting, lmao.

[small glen]

There is worst

[jagged stream]

he made big ouchie

[silent pond]

And now my guy's sword is STUCK in his scabbard and can't draw it, lmao!!

[eager blade]

ha ha got ur toe

body fell off :(

[formal hull]

dear god

[dawn coral]

my game keeps crashing in ultimate challenge, anyone else?

[silent pond]

Yeah.

And I'm starting to believe it is hard-coded into the game to ONLY crash when I'm having a good run, lmao!

[late phoenix]

Turn off blood

Not optimized so it crashes in ultimate challenge

[late phoenix]

Turn off blood
The blood is unoptimized at the moment

Should stop crashing

[orchid wyvern]

owie indeed

[eager blade]

holy shit, nice!

[late phoenix]

Just a flesh wound

I'm surprised how you did that with that small axe tho

[orchid wyvern]

One minute he was standing the next divided like a cell

idfk lol

I must have put enough force to split him like a coconut

[eager blade]

what the hecky is this kick force

[dawn coral]

ah ok thanks

[dusk grove]

Yo they need to Stop giving up so easy and the one guy that doesnt get a WEP needs to stop giving up cuz he dont have a wep

[orchid wyvern]

Why?

They're in danger and clearly want to be alive

[eager blade]

what gain is there in blood spilt?

[orchid wyvern]

Why perishen when they can parleyen

[late phoenix]

Nothing people just like it?

I think at least

[dusk grove]

dont be wierd its a game where you fight to the death NOW FIGHT!!!

[orchid wyvern]

ah but thats the kicker

It is supposed to be realistic

people realisticly want to not die

[late phoenix]

You can also surrender to not lose your entire progress but some points

[orchid wyvern]

and will give up when they know they will

[dusk grove]

idc

ya but im a player not a NPC i want it to be hard not easy

[orchid wyvern]

then turn your damage up and theirs down

[late phoenix]

Then twink your damage settings?
They never surrender unless they have no weapon or at the point they can't attack or do anything

[dusk grove]

wtf are u not getting. I WANT THEM TO FUCKIN FIGHT!!!!!

[late phoenix]

You want them to "fucking fight" when they literally can't even fight

[orchid wyvern]

[eager blade]

bruh

[orchid wyvern]

Drop your weapon and fist fight them then

[mint wadi]

Lol I made a ghoul!

https://tenor.com/view/the-ghoul-cooper-howard-fallout-gif-16556455983296815687

[late phoenix]

Fallout 4 ahh ghoul

[eager blade]

I like his bow tie

I did a funny dance with my friend :)

[orchid wyvern]

"Ah balls i lopped his arm off, wait DON'T YOU DARE GIVE UP!" -realarctv probably

[mint wadi]

haha it does look like a bow tie.

[dusk grove]

wow your a beta male, weak mind people some woke leftist, ITs a fuckin Fighting game now have the Willies fight to the death, DEVS dont listen to these Betas

[orchid wyvern]

Its the devs that designed the game this way you cucumber

[late phoenix]

Is this you

[eager blade]

bro is crashing out

[orchid wyvern]

They want the game to be like this lmao

[dusk grove]

go sit on a cucumber you fuck

[orchid wyvern]

Silly sausage alert

[eager blade]

classic alpha male L

[orchid wyvern]

Silly sausage alert

[dusk grove]

sissy male

[orchid wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/danger-alert-siren-alarm-red-light-gif-16931369

[late phoenix]

Woah pal I don't swing that way

There's servers for people who swing like that!

[mint wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/mayweather-throwing-ls-gif-7288740

[dusk grove]

O no the Sissy army is after me

[mint wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

[formal hull]

Peak show

[gilded breach]

dude hasnt been humbled by ult challenge yet\

[fierce cairn]

on it

[orchid wyvern]

Historically immersively people give up as they don't want to die lol

[dusk grove]

You are so weird, Go touch Grass and get healthy, Layoff the pills

[gilded breach]

stop ddrinking pee u freak

[eager blade]

[boreal path]

he is in the corner

go on about your day

nothing to see here

[orchid wyvern]

I do pretty regularly, as I work and have a life outside of discord and the internet

unlike someone 👀 evidentaly

[eager blade]

that's him in the spot light

losing his fucking mind

[idle crane]

Thx. I was trying to but my laptop decided to die

[gilded breach]

too much ammonia

[boreal path]

[mint wadi]

This realalectv guy has all his socials linked in his profile lol. Dude is insane. Believes all kinds of conspiracy theories. For some reason he actively posts this stuff while he has his public information literally just hanging right there. By in the corner you mean he's muted or what

[restive garnet]

The demo is still in Alpha, soon the Early Access will be in Beta. Meaning most player will play it. You included, beta player

[orchid wyvern]

lol what a goober

[mint wadi]

There's literally no sense in arguing with the guy.

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-tom-hardy-marvel-rage-antihero-gif-11732259

[late phoenix]

He meant muted yea

[restive garnet]

Meaning we can talk to him, without him able to answer

[mint wadi]

He's a sandy hook denying anti-vaxxer that posts all kinds of stuff about alex jones and shit on twitter. He won't understand anyways lol

[eager blade]

but it is very fun to watch them go absolutely mental over something absolutely minor

[wispy bobcat]

6 year old me when barbie commercials come on the TV and my dad says "thats your christmas gift"

[restive garnet]

What now?

No poloticks

[idle crane]

Guys move on please

[wispy bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1159830632436871280/1371278675365990470/caption.gif

[late phoenix]

I kinda want to troll him through him being muted but it wouldn't be allowed so I'ma just move on

[wispy bobcat]

a message to all

[restive garnet]

Fibberdigebbet

[late phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lorax-leaving-lorax-the-lorax-leaving-meme-gif-7714964267197279021

[eager blade]

oaf

[orchid wyvern]

Fibberdigebbet!

[mint wadi]

bibberbibibbet

[gilded breach]

CUCKOLD

[eager blade]

LAUSTER!

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1370443675963883520/InShot_20250510_025259498.gif

I'll duel ya mate

[north dawn]

huh, is there a max lenght for caption in #photography📷 ?

[solar bolt]

guys

how do you make mouse sensitivity higher

[eager blade]

slide the slider to the right

[solar bolt]

no i know but it only is up and down not left and right

[mint wadi]

Here, take this.

[worn heron]

not to my knowledge, but I've also never seen someone cap it out lol.

[wispy bobcat]

bluetooth sword slice

[worn heron]

It's difficult to turn side to side quickly when holding the mouse buttons

It'll lock you in a stance facing forward, generally

[north dawn]

yeah I think my picture had UI in it, will fix

[solar bolt]

turn off lock?

[worn heron]

ahh gotcha, Mr photography can be pretty stingy about that sometimes

[solar bolt]

lock on npc

[worn heron]

just let go of your mouse buttons when you want to turn

[late phoenix]

I'm starting to think the patch has made it a little too hard for willies to fall down at this point

[mint wadi]

I don't even know what UI means in this. There's no UI i this game.

Well, while playing.

[worn heron]

In camera mode

[mint wadi]

Ohhhhhh

[worn heron]

Silly

[late phoenix]

I hate the lock on feature when fighting multiple enemies

Shit constantly changes to random willies fucking me up

[solar bolt]

what i mean is you know how people does spin and kick

[worn heron]

press Z

[worn heron]

Yup! You don't hold your mouse buttons, as it'll be much slower

Hold shift, look up a bit as you spin and press space

[late phoenix]

The urge to not make a joke

[worn heron]

timing it the main thing

[late phoenix]

(probably will get me muted)

[mint wadi]

What does this even mean

How can you make a joke outta the letter z

[late phoenix]

its more about him saying press

[light monolith]

What sort of specs are required for cinematic mode?

[late phoenix]

It's a bad joke but the urge to make it is uncontrollable

[wind charm]

EA

[light monolith]

[fierce cairn]

brave stand eats my fps

and i love it

[light monolith]

My game is CPU bottlenecked T-T

like no fps difference between 1080p and 1440p

[restive garnet]

Its in the game

[eager blade]

It's up your a-

[restive garnet]

Apple?

[eager blade]

yeah

[restive garnet]

I have no apple atm

[muted dew]

Get rotated idiot
-# Thats me

[north dawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172431577184206899/1378429307634061444/smirk.png?ex=683c91d4&is=683b4054&hm=3e168b64812b21e1bf7b827f6602805dd005780f56c005cc99e757c03f0e9edb&

what is with the smirk

[light monolith]

why did willie just remove a 3rd of my face so nonchalantly T-T

[north dawn]

I swear he is smiling too

[mint wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/get-rotated-get-rotated-idiot-rotate-rotation-shark-gif-24511062

[light monolith]

mmm... hey 😍, mmmm... hey!!

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/kedinehir-nehirkedi-mitcikedi-gif-9396221664717142950

[deft widget]

Hello I just see that a splitscreen mod is available but I can't find how to install it... Someone can help me please ?

I have downloaded modInstaller but I don't find how to add a mod ith it...

[hexed pasture]

How do you get mods again?

[deft widget]

I just downloaded it on nexus

[hexed pasture]

NEXUS

thats right

[deft widget]

yeah but did I do with the folder ? ^^

drop it on the game folder ?

[violet mortar]

REPAIR YOUR FUCKING GAME

I GET CRASH ON THE FUCKING LAST FIGHT

[north dawn]

turn the blood down unless youre on like a 3090

[orchid wyvern]

its a demo doofus, turn your blood off and it shouldn't crash

[idle crane]

Turn blood off and respectfully read https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043856016955154452 about the crashing

[soft osprey]

No I don’t want to

I’m gonna yell at you instead

[mint wadi]

Hey uh im having internet issues

Sorry if those videos loaded in but I don't see them.

Sometimes it spams them when my internet fucks up at the same time as me uploading them.

[muted dew]

Respectfully

[fierce cairn]

yall see how this mfer has a death grip on me despite stabbing the arm?

[waxen lance]

I'm winning

[fierce cairn]

well he doesnt have arms now

[idle crane]

My ears have been killed

[fierce cairn]

dont fucking grab me next time

[mint wadi]

at least it's pretty funny.

[muted dew]

Good thing this is a text chat then

[vapid quarry]

so did willie's voice actor do a tik tok cover :D

tik tok by joji

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/jotaro-hftf-win-pose-gif-12921931115375172395

[vapid quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-jojo-fans-unsucked-cock-sonic-the-hedgehock-gif-16328213

FUCK

mods got his ass

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

https://tenor.com/view/and-thy-punishment-is-death-gif-13512394209125092742

[north dawn]

how many limbs do you usually chop off a plancon user?

[muted dew]

NEVER CROSS THINE ARMS WITH POLEAXE

[vapid quarry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1146629801864613970/1165088217134022686/caption-5.gif

why the screenshot tho?

[upper gulch]

Help, who can, I have already tried a lot of things but nothing helps, maybe someone has encountered this problem? " The UE-HalfSwrdUE5 Game has crashed and w.... Fatal error!

[muted dew]

Any tips for using a backspike effectively?

[idle crane]

Turning off blood can prevent crashes. Not guarenteed tho

[idle crane]

Good for hooking and back swings

[muted dew]

Aint no way im hitting the gaps with a backswing

[upper gulch]

Disabling didn't help

[idle crane]

Brave stand but that is why i prefer the meat tenderiser back head

[idle crane]

when does this crash occur?

[muted dew]

The OG

[muted dew]

Does the back part affect swing strenght?

[idle crane]

I did prefer the pick pre gore playtest but the changes has made it less desirable since then

[upper gulch]

when a clear blow occurs

[idle crane]

It effects the weight which effects the sstrengh

[wind charm]

It makes the parry box a lot larger, so much so that you can effectively fling incoming attacks away

[idle crane]

I dont know the cause of those crashes sorry

[wind charm]

I don't have a clip just trust me

[muted dew]

Shame we can only measure those by assumptions

[upper gulch]

thanks for the answer

[muted dew]

Even Senator Armstrong would be proud of your source🫡

[muted dew]

Like parrying with the head?

[wind charm]

Like swatting sword away mid swing

[idle crane]

When early access releases we will have known weights and centre of masses with the weapon customisation

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-duck-cute-duck-duck-duck-duck-dancing-duck-duck-dance-gif-5339038368488079993

yipee

[fierce umbra]

now look at this and imagine its actually willie's head crushed into little pieces

fits right?

[idle crane]

m00 what type of poleax you gonna make when EA releases?

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263255402729181184/1376446973619736687/52.mp4?ex=683c9be3&is=683b4a63&hm=031343cdb5a24ca4c9748ba706a3fa980d097936a116bd568b0ac17e6667aa80&

[muted dew]

I know what im making. Longest and heaviest one possible. axe head ofcourse

and sharp buttspike

[wind charm]

Heavy and short with chunky but snappy handling, blade or no blade idm

[idle crane]

I think with the ability to change not only the head but also the pommel the builds are gonna be really interesting as you could get like a really top heavy one or you could get a heavier pommel as a counter balances and i hope mcwonder makes an armoury channel for sharing these builds

[mint wadi]

brb stealing that idea but for cursed weapon builds.

[wind charm]

Upside down Poleaxe

[mint wadi]

"Alright so here's a spear handle, but as you can see, I put a ball mace at the end, and a ball mace as the pommel as well."

[idle crane]

idk if its gonna be that customisable. In the vids they have shown there seems to be distinct categories. And they have said the customisation will still make real weapons

[mint wadi]

aww

I'm sure within a few weeks there will be mods to let you add anything to anything.

[glossy raptor]

@idle crane no balls

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/red-ball-sadness-gif-7368014668697113918

[glossy raptor]

[charred moth]

oops

[arctic bane]

***my *** fix is here https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1378381279443292280

[fallow sentinel]

Dissarmed him with everything i had in me lol

[waxen lance]

hit this mf so hard his blood sprayed all the way to the fence

[waxen lance]

I found poleaxe slander

[zinc kiln]

what gain is there if blood spelt. betwix us

[waxen lance]

betwix us*

[zinc kiln]

myf

[zinc kiln]

u cant lie ts go so hard

fr

[waxen lance]

also its blood spilt

not shed

[zinc kiln]

wait

i swear its both

i swear ive heard blood shed

and blood spilt

nvm

u right

what gain is there in blood spilt

betwix us

okay

ty for correcting me

@waxen lance

[waxen lance]

yer

[icy wigeon]

Hello everyone. When will they add the remote player?

[civic furnace]

Yo guys whats the remote player?

[civic furnace]

Glad you didnt overreact

[zinc kiln]

@waxen lance he says blood spilt AND blood shed

[vapid quarry]

bro what kind of mic is that wtf

[waxen lance]

steam recording does that actually

i dont know why

but even my 200$ headset mic sounds exactly the same

[vapid quarry]

1940 quality mic

[feral raft]

Microwave receiver

[outer dirge]

gauntlet mode so hard

[feral raft]

Just wait until you get to Baron…

Baron makes me want to cry

[outer dirge]

Im like not even that deep into it either 😭

I only made it a couple past beggar

[waxen lance]

turn off auto mic gain

it'll fix the popping of your mic

[feral raft]

Oh 😔

[civic furnace]

When does 1 get image perms?

[tropic valve]

is blood footsteps new

[solemn holly]

when you reach level 2

[civic furnace]

Got it

[solemn holly]

by chatting n such

[glacial quartz]

'

is this a bug?

am i supposed to fight peasants