halfsword-chat-⚔

[mellow wigeon]

🏳️‍🌈 🤨

[austere salmon]

aw shit im at the final level

im gonna be pissed if this works

[torpid mortar]

also is it fair to assume that cutting out organs will be extremely hard to do without just cutting corners

just as a question

[raven plover]

YEAAAH

[torpid mortar]

as they did in the previous demo

[mellow wigeon]

👍

[soft osprey]

No clue how they’re going to implement it, just that they’re going to haha

[mellow wigeon]

Yeah see that IS another thing that bothered me with the update

Can't see my opponent's inards when I split em in half

[soft osprey]

Guts will return!

[mellow wigeon]

Kinda sucked for me but I just pretend blood soaked rocks are the guts and pieces

[soft osprey]

Jump rope with Willies intestines soon enough

[mellow wigeon]

Beautiful

Truly

[mellow wigeon]

Yeah they better be seperately grabable

[raven plover]

is willie short for william or is it just willie

[mellow wigeon]

peni-

[soft osprey]

Wilhelm

One sec

[soft osprey]

Here’s his business card

[mellow wigeon]

They had IDs back the-

[raven plover]

WILHELM!

thats amazing

[mellow wigeon]

Chief Ragamuffin is friggin hilarious to me

[austere salmon]

hey im at 11/11 on baron, why cant i fight the baron

[fallow jasper]

Willie is such a cutie pie

[mellow wigeon]

Dude not even gonna lie, yeah that mf looks cute smiling

Almost made me feel bad that we cave his skull in and bathe in his innards all the time

Which, btw, are they ever gonna be more unique character models during the full game's release?

[fallow jasper]

I wanna walk around in a little Willie town

That’s what I want

[mellow wigeon]

You sound like Little Misfortune

[fallow jasper]

Yes and there will be girl Willes too

[stiff belfry]

"man...i really just got fuckin clipped by the staff"

[mellow wigeon]

What am I lookin at here?

[torpid mortar]

thats what knocked me out

[mellow wigeon]

Oh bruuuuuhh

[torpid mortar]

believe it or not

thats why im on the floor

the 2 photos

lead up to that

of me raking the axe down through him

and about to cut his ass in half

game went 'no, eat wooden handle'

also how do i reset my save in gauntlet

i wanna redo it

[mellow wigeon]

Just die lol

[torpid mortar]

i have.

multiple times.

wont let me reset it.

[mellow wigeon]

????

That's really odd

[austere salmon]

my game just crashed on a good baron run

[lapis harness]

Did the new game mode come out yet?

[fallow jasper]

What new mode

[lapis harness]

I thought i saw a post of new spikey pit mode?

[fallow jasper]

Spikey pit?

[lapis harness]

Yea theres like new mode where your fighting on a bridge and theres a new spike pit

[fallow jasper]

Its like one of those foam pits at trampoline parks with the narrow bridge and the big log things

[modest igloo]

holy shit armor actualy does something now

this is an incredible update

[mellow wigeon]

What else is new

[mellow wigeon]

Wait there was an update???

[modest igloo]

yeep

makes people less prone to falling over which makes armor so much more viable

[lapis harness]

So it hasnt come out yet?

[modest igloo]

game does look a little shittier imo tho

[mellow wigeon]

Also I'm sorry, I know the devs said they look more for realism but just like, hell nah dude

Like bruh look at this bs

Rather have this than realism any day

[modest igloo]

yea theres def bugs but out of all the games ive played half sword is pretty accurate to middle ages combat

main issues imo were that armor is simply too weak compared to real medevial armor and previous to this update it seemed to be WAY too heavy

[mellow wigeon]

Haven't actually heard of that

[modest igloo]

well main reason I say it is that 90% of fights in armor end up exhausted and on the ground

[torpid mortar]

dual weilders are stupid

[modest igloo]

obv its not super realistic but all the other games Ive played are super arcady tbh

[modest igloo]

the ol broken wrist method

[fallow jasper]

Bro I’m going on a 2v1 in buhurt my teammates are selling 😐

[sturdy spoke]

this is a little awkward for us

i dont know how hes alive

[modest igloo]

accurate death lol

[lapis harness]

@fallow jasper check ur dm

[torpid mortar]

execution

[sturdy spoke]

hes dying now but for a solid 30 seconds we were locked eyes

[modest igloo]

cuts on the arm dont seem to deep he would fs bleed out in a min or two

[modest igloo]

RIP 💔

[sturdy spoke]

it was through his chest

[modest igloo]

yea seems like his sternum looks like it would miss his heart maybe puncture a lung

I could see someone living a min or two with that

not happily living but living none the less 🥀

[modest igloo]

I saw that

what was that

[modest igloo]

damn that is some really good voice acting

[mellow wigeon]

Ain't no way that's not from a game bruh

[torpid mortar]

further adding onto my statement that theyre stupid. he got my arm off and still lost a leg and died.

[modest igloo]

whos stupid?

[austere salmon]

hey game, WHAT THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO DO WITH A SAEX

[sturdy jolt]

I think the devs should add more ways to control your weapon. I could see some insane maneuverability with the scrollwheel

[torpid mortar]

dual weilders

[mellow wigeon]

Yeah, see? This, how do I achieve this

[torpid mortar]

the ai for dual weilding willies suck

[modest igloo]

yea they are def wonky

[mellow wigeon]

Like the friggin bo staff, how do yall get that

[modest igloo]

I rarely run into them tho

[modest igloo]

bro this update is honestly great for the game I can effectively parry without half falling over

I hope they keep up these types of updates even if it means making armor a little op

[torpid mortar]

how did i die from this bro 🥀

[modest igloo]

I can name multiple reasons 💔

lowkey tho this games deaths are bs sometimes

[torpid mortar]

im not on half damage

im on slightly lower

and lower for npcs

so

[modest igloo]

ah

[torpid mortar]

how tf did i die

thats just in my arm

[modest igloo]

idk maybe it connected with ur neck?

[modest igloo]

and the game registered it as a neck shot

[torpid mortar]

not at all

it first connected with my arm

[modest igloo]

ion know then

well Im saying through ur arm

[torpid mortar]

not long enough

[modest igloo]

maybe it like gave your neck a tickle

[torpid mortar]

its a dagger bro 💔

[modest igloo]

ay man there are some pretty big fucking daggers

[torpid mortar]

this is a pretty good fit

[torpid mortar]

it however was not.

[modest igloo]

fair enough

[lilac drum]

is there a full guide of what each weapon is? like name and stuff?

[lilac drum]

dripped....

[tacit prawn]

Call yourself the white slice of pie

[modest igloo]

can you imagine in the future if large scale physics based games become a possibility

that would be so fucking sick

[sturdy spoke]

i keep having cinematic deaths where we stab each other fatally in one foul swoop

[modest igloo]

kinda like bannerlord x half sword

[broken helm]

am i the only one who has worse crashes after the recent update than before?

[modest igloo]

how the fuck do you accomplish this

[modest igloo]

you on dx12 or 11?

[broken helm]

i tried both

[modest igloo]

any difference?

[broken helm]

same same ish

[torpid mortar]

spare him?

[broken helm]

maybe a little less with dx11

[modest igloo]

honestly I only played for like 20 mins but I had zero crashes

maybe check if the game upped ur graphics or smth?

[broken helm]

yeah but once you're at the final stage where you get waves it doesn't take long for it to crash, i think it's because of all the loot drops

[sturdy spoke]

are fist fights easier after the update

[modest igloo]

oh the gauntlet

[sturdy spoke]

i feel like im winning fist fights immediately

am i just good at them or are they easier

[modest igloo]

I only played 1v1 with full armor but if anything it seemed harder to knock willy out

[austere salmon]

i won

[austere salmon]

i shoved the oversized sword into his bloody neck

to reach that point i had to dual wield maces and just beat on the drums lmao

[austere salmon]

gas i did it

i beat the baron on a god damn meme run

as my first baron win

[willow linden]

proof please

[torpid mortar]

i told you

its possible

[sturdy spoke]

it takes a second to get to the kill but its worth it

i call this one the half sword beyblade

[fervent marten]

how do you play other maps besides the arena

[mellow wigeon]

A fine addition to my collection

[modest igloo]

helicopter

[willow linden]

nice

[austere salmon]

i ended up halfswording his obscene montante and burying it in his neck

[mellow wigeon]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 feels like a gold mine of memes similar to like, meme subreddits

I stole so much from there

[austere salmon]

also is armor breaking/being pierced a thing in this game?

[austere salmon]

he was fully armored and somehow i stabbed him in the throat

[mellow wigeon]

"We need to cut his sword in half guys!"
"Got it! First we Half, the we Sword it! Let's Half Sword!"

[austere salmon]

is it an illegitimate win if i use halfsword enhancer for the dash

[mellow wigeon]

FOOOOORT

[wide blaze]

this game would be cool in vr

[willow linden]

I think so

[mellow wigeon]

Hell yes

[willow linden]

Absolutely

[austere salmon]

well i dont care, cause that was a pain in the ASS

[mellow wigeon]

I mean, that's sorta blade and scorcery tho

[mint wadi]

Haha he THOUGHT he could sneak up on me!

[sturdy spoke]

whats the point of the double click thrust when i can just use alt

[wide blaze]

true but that game aint as gory as this game is

[willow linden]

Better slades and borcery

[austere salmon]

do you know of a good VR set i can buy?

[willow linden]

Pcvr or standalone

[austere salmon]

im interested in getting into VR, but i got no clue

[mellow wigeon]

Dude, I try to pull this all the damn time

[austere salmon]

PCVR probably, so i can work with steam

[mellow wigeon]

Brother I broke, sorry lol

[willow linden]

Either way quest 3s is good

[wide blaze]

i just got into vr with the meta quest 3s, its pretty good

[mellow wigeon]

Try watching Joshdubs, he's always getting headset sponsors, so

[austere salmon]

i have a beefy ass computer so i should be able to handle it, 4070, 64 gigabytes, and an i9 core

[mint wadi]

Just get a valve index.

[mellow wigeon]

Exactly what I was gonna say

[willow linden]

You just need an a cable to connect the headset

[wide blaze]

yeah, my 8 year old pc handles vr pretty well

[austere salmon]

you think i'll trust some corporate sponsor? id rather ask regular folks what they use

every man would shill some shit they dont use for enough dinero

[mellow wigeon]

Fair 'nough

[acoustic stirrup]

whats the warstaff they mentioned in the update?

[mellow wigeon]

Anyways, I'm gonna go hand these halfsword stuff to my family and friends

Hopefully more of em play now

[wide blaze]

prob the sticks with spikes on it

[mellow wigeon]

Best weapon

[willow linden]

warcrime stick

[wide blaze]

pitch fork for the first 3 then warstaff for the rest

[austere salmon]

hear me out: battle axe

[austere salmon]

isnt that by facebook

[willow linden]

yeah

[wide blaze]

good but the weird sickle is good too

[wide blaze]

yes

[willow linden]

It's good for it's price

[austere salmon]

is there a good one that isnt made by that horizontal blinking wretch

i'd rather not give my dinero to that ratfucekr

[willow linden]

I know valve has some vr stuff

[sly jay]

hear me out , tall candle sticks

[mint wadi]

Yoo this felt so good.

[austere salmon]

a grand armament

[mint wadi]

I saw his swipe coming in and engaged slow motion

[austere salmon]

this game has slow motion?

[willow linden]

I don't need to hear you out on that

[mint wadi]

There's F for slow motion but that uses your stamina.

[willow linden]

Press f

[mint wadi]

I'm using a mod.

[torpid mortar]

i mean... i won?

[austere salmon]

i will be god damend

[sly jay]

ive beaten the baron twice bare handed on stream .

[mint wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/meghans-birthday-bday-savingthrow-savingthrowshow-rpg-gif-12961470

[sly jay]

one time it glitched and i threw him over my body and slammed him on his shit

[torpid mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[sturdy spoke]

come on man die already

hes dragging this out more than he needs to

[austere salmon]

hit the neck and smash his windpipe

[broken helm]

yeah gauntlet keeps crashing far earlier now than before, seems like the update made it worse for me

[thorn crest]

Fistplay is so much more fun now with the new patch

[fluid bloom]

Fisting is

300 bucks

[thorn crest]

That much?

[twilit cargo]

Swear this game is addictive..

[fluid bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/van-darkholme-van-darkholme-leather-mask-gif-25822822

Rates from a decade ago, should be higher

[mint wadi]

Man, the slow motion and learning how to implement spin kicks makes this game a whole different beast lol

[shy maple]

why is the fist fighting so ass now

been in a fight with this dude for like 10 mins

[mint wadi]

did you guys know you can't use gen z slang here

[austere salmon]

hit em in the neck

[mint wadi]

I just learned that.

[torpid mortar]

gyad

[fluid bloom]

Oh my gyatt

[sturdy spoke]

its the opposite for me im ending fist fights in seconds

[mint wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/dababy-rapper-hip-hop-rap-gif-22026697

[fluid bloom]

Where have I seen this before...

[mint wadi]

Bro is Dababy

[austere salmon]

you shouldnt want to in the first place

that shit is wretched and incomprehensible gibberish

[fluid bloom]

On jah? On donda?

[twilit cargo]

How do you get mods

[austere salmon]

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

[fluid bloom]

Congratulations, you now understand what your father felt when you went through your slang phase

[austere salmon]

may thy buckets be eternally damp, and your bread flatter than your pavement

[austere salmon]

i've eternally talked like a medieval peasant

[sturdy spoke]

ts pmo icl lk br u nt shkspr

[austere salmon]

im 17

[fluid bloom]

Hi 17

[sweet hamlet]

I'm not sure if it's an effect of the 3rd person over-the-shoulder, but I feel like my Willie's body is a blindspot

before anybody says so, 1st person is no-go, it's too shaky

[willow linden]

Some one addressed that in suggestions I think

[sweet hamlet]

oh wow, someone did, just saw that

[torpid mortar]

straight. counter.

[ionic agate]

how do i put images in here

[snow raven]

i just hit one of my enemys on the balls

[ionic agate]

it wont let me

[magic bobcat]

does anyone know the likely hood of multiplayer intergration into the game?

[ionic agate]

that will destroy my pc

[burnt smelt]

Unlikely.

Also it's probably just me but I'm having trouble with the combat again

Skewering just ain't working

[light coyote]

hello

[burnt smelt]

God I just want to skip the fucking beggar part of the gauntlet

[torpid mortar]

caught his ass lacking

[burnt smelt]

And the peasant

[sweet hamlet]

oh same

I've been stuck on the commoner boss for 85% of my gauntlet time

[burnt smelt]

Just let me start at commoner and let me get repeatedly fucked up by the commoner boss

Like bro who the fuck thought a longsword was a good idea for him?!

[light coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-obi-wan-general-kenobi-obi-wan-kenobi-star-wars-gif-13024140

[sweet hamlet]

I'm pretty sure it's a Greatsword

[light coyote]

do gifs not work ?

[burnt smelt]

It's a longsword.

[sweet hamlet]

o fr, but it's huge

[burnt smelt]

What you think a longsword is is an arming sword

What you presume is a greatsword, is a long sword.

[sweet hamlet]

even the 2handers?

[burnt smelt]

Yeah

[sweet hamlet]

I thought the 1handers were arming swords...

[burnt smelt]

Yeah, gifs no work in this channel here

[burnt smelt]

One handers are arming swords.

I guess

Hold on

Which one hander

[sweet hamlet]

the one that matches most of the usual 2-handers

fuck me I don't have the knowledge to give names lol

I just like swords

[soft osprey]

need server level 2 for image perms

[sweet hamlet]

anyone remember where half-sword pics default to? I don't pay attention to the saving directory

[soft osprey]

halfsword steam folder

[sweet hamlet]

thanks

[burnt smelt]

I fucking hate pitchforks

[sweet hamlet]

I blame that on the 3rd person blindspot

spears are much harder to deal with when most of it is blocked by Willie

[sonic finch]

is there a bug with the stamina just depleting super fast without hitting F and u just keel over and die?

[steep sundial]

Yes

I knew i couldn't be the only one who's had it happen

[outer whale]

Last boss is impossible to beat dude black knight doesnt die

[sonic finch]

yeah ive tried resetting the client after the update a few times

[sweet hamlet]

O, I thought you said "yes there is a bug" not just you agreeing that it happened to you

[sonic finch]

Im not sure thats why I wanted to ask here

[steep sundial]

I mean its problably a bug

I Cant think of any other reason why it'd happen

[outer whale]

ur a bug ill squish u buddy shush

[sweet hamlet]

Probably, but I'd like official confirmations. That said it's a demo and devs are busy with proper release so any bugs probably won't be acknowledge until then

[soft osprey]

yes known bug, feel free to make a post in #1047240101152960525 or add onto another post of the same bug

[sweet hamlet]

That works

[sonic finch]

thank you

[steep sundial]

Hey pal watch you're tone ill 1v1 you on Speedfreaks pal

[outer whale]

🐞

[sweet hamlet]

What time period and region does Half-sword cover? I'm wondering what makes sense to be suggested as weapons

I wanna look for some silliness in the relevant time period

[visual roost]

1450-1470 ig

[slate moon]

anyone tried playing this game with like a drawing tablet? I feel like it would be perfect

[sweet hamlet]

I'll give it a shot and report back, but from experience with my tablet, it'll probably fuck up my hand gripping the pen

[modest whale]

this one

[slate moon]

please do 🙏

[crude flower]

I'd imagine swapping hands and stabbing would be annoying

[slate moon]

ehh, stabbing is already annoying

and nothing a few creative binds couldn't fix

[naive holly]

Smooth methinks

[austere salmon]

try the battle axe

its so good

[vague inlet]

im the bast half sword player

[slate moon]

love that thing

[willow linden]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[austere salmon]

i do too, i reached baron with only veterans kit

[quick wolf]

bro the commoner boss is so easy once you learn how to just run at him and stab

[wispy dome]

how have people been playing this endless mode?

[willow linden]

Abyss button

[wispy dome]

now how do I make the fog go away completely and make it visible?

bc ik i can choose without fog and it will just be dark

[quick wolf]

mods

[wispy dome]

ohhh, gotcha is that hard to do or no

[quick wolf]

Haha yeah probably, I dont know much about it, if anyones even done it yet, but im sure someone will eventually

[wispy dome]

yeah I see people playing with it all the time

I've been trying to figure out how to do it

[vague inlet]

why did they remove exploding heads from the first demo

[vague inlet]

they need to add exploding heads with maces back

[quick wolf]

theres a modders chat in here as well, maybe ask in there

[wispy dome]

ooo did not see that, will be asking in there no thank you good sir

[heavy mica]

is it possible to break/peirce armor eventually after hitting it awhile or no

[sweet hamlet]

at this point no

you can dent it hard though

[quick wolf]

thats a good suggestion, would be cool, not sure how it would effect optimization etc though

[austere salmon]

with a good stab your weapon can clip through armor

[visual roost]

NO TETO STOP

STOP SPANKING ME TETO

STOP NOT IN FRONT OF OOMFS

NO TETO NOO AGGHHHH

STOP IT TETO😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

rubs my booty

You’re always so rough with me teto…

[sweet hamlet]

ok

[quick wolf]

bro what

who is teto?

[sweet hamlet]

I don't believe that's... relevant to the weirdness

[austere salmon]

man halfsword on the axe is super good for unstucking it

[sweet hamlet]

unstucking it?

Uhh... if you need help unstucking stuff double left-click,

if it's stuck for 4 hours or more consult a doctor.\

[austere salmon]

i usually choke up if its stuck in a target

the axe likes to chop into bone and never come out until you halfsword it

[sweet hamlet]

double left works almost all the time

[austere salmon]

also is it just me or is chainmail useless in this game

huh, i just had a guy give up when i only walked up menacingly

[thorn kite]

i just made it to baron tier or whatever and it says prepere for the ultimate challenge what am i preping for

im scared

[thorn kite]

aura farming

[austere salmon]

start with clothing and your fists, grab gear off corpses until you fight the big golden bastard himself

[austere salmon]

oh no he didnt live ot tell the tale

i have a battleaxe, i gored him anyway

[thorn kite]

ohhhh okay i see

[thorn kite]

oh lol

[sick hare]

i kinda need some advice

is it better to have high sens for +slash speed or low sens for +accurate slashes

[thorn kite]

NO I DIEDDDDD

NOOOOO

oh wait

i still have it

WWWWW

thought it would send me back

[austere salmon]

this level of goring

[thorn kite]

crazy

the baron challenge thing is so hard

[heavy mica]

how tf do u do that lol i kinda just wildly swing

[austere salmon]

sweep under the shield then swing upwards to remove his ribcage

[heavy mica]

i meant the accuracy

[sick hare]

help

[austere salmon]

decrease your sensitivity

[pearl ferry]

practice

try to actually think about how ur swinging instead of just moving ur mouse and praying

over time you'll get the hang of it

[austere salmon]

this is why i lvoe carange

[austere salmon]

@heavy mica a lot of axe based gameplay is just lopping bits off of enemies to open them up

the main trick of hte axe is just to gore people, it can sometimes ignore armor and cleave off body parts like butter

[sweet hamlet]

Can Opener playstyle

[austere salmon]

its less of opening cans and more of goign apeshit

[solemn mist]

I just need a comically large sword

I can finally pass the commoner boss then

[austere salmon]

use the falchion

[solemn mist]

I kept throwing and hittign my own head

[austere salmon]

dont hurl it then

[solemn mist]

Yipee

[spark coyote]

anyone else get this super long startup screen?

[solemn mist]

Name it

[spark coyote]

?

[solemn mist]

If you can, its a feature

[spark coyote]

that's one hell of a feature

[solemn mist]

Its inserted to mentally prepare you from seeing willies

[spark coyote]

but i wanna seeee willies!!

[solemn mist]

Your brain needs mental preparation form sexy willies

[sick hare]

i love this mode but the fps drop like crazy for no reason

[solemn mist]

I have absurd screen quality, low graphics andwhenever I gore someone on carnage, my fps divided

[sweet hamlet]

Streamable links allowed here?

[sick hare]

i can't even play it, it goes from 60fps on 1v1 to 20 or 15 fps on anything that has 1+ willies

[solemn mist]

Testing is better

[sick hare]

don't even ask me how i reached baron with this

[solemn mist]

We have the same case

[sick hare]

good ol' ryzen 3

[sweet hamlet]

what's that

[solemn mist]

I can't get pass commoner

[sick hare]

it was my first stuck also

[solemn mist]

Send a low threat link here first

[solemn mist]

[sick hare]

the trick is wait for him to do a vertical attack

[sweet hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxjY_YTksKM

[sick hare]

and then punish

if u have a sword, he die easy

[austere salmon]

god the axe is so damn heavy theres nothing to block it unless you halfsword

[solemn mist]

It cleaved my willies balls off

[sick hare]

but u have to dodge

[austere salmon]

i literally just blew through someones guard and cleaved their head off

[solemn mist]

It works

[solemn mist]

[austere salmon]

which boss

the bishop?

[solemn mist]

Commoner

[austere salmon]

guy in black coat, long sword?

lemme show yall how its done

[sick hare]

its simple, you start to aproach and the moment u see them changing their guard, you press shift + s

[solemn mist]

[sick hare]

they'll miss always

[sick hare]

look the size of the weapon u are against and try to mantain you distance almost to the limit, force them to attack and you dodge, they take a second to recover and there u punish

or just spam and pray

[austere salmon]

yall want me to fight him with commoners gear or peasants gear

[sick hare]

huh

[austere salmon]

im in commoner tier now

axe or braodsword

[sick hare]

axe is funnier

sword cooler

[solemn mist]

Swod gives your willie aura

Longsword more aura

Broadsword half aura

[sweet hamlet]

Did a bit of testing, disclaimer I'm left-handed and using the pen tablet right handed kinda sucks

I needed to turn lock-on all the way up because moving the camera is the worst part because pressing left-click is a matter of pressing the tip of the pen, and mouse "movement" is translated by hovering over the tablet.

Two-handed weapons seem usable, one-handed / SnS is horrific.
Incoming 2 clips https://streamable.com/jxht96

https://streamable.com/sw2cao

[austere salmon]

clips uploading now

struck him down with a fellers axe

[solemn mist]

I tried duelwieldign two longswords once, it threw my willie off map

[solemn mist]

This is hardcore

Would make a good challenge

[sweet hamlet]

my hand got cramps from that 5 minutes of testing lmao

[sick hare]

this was stressfull

[austere salmon]

he's dead

[sick hare]

i think that lock on is makin u worse, try lowing it or totally disabling it

[sweet hamlet]

you can see my struggle trying to get the camera to pan down

totally disabling it means I have to full control the camera

which is probably better in the long-run but horrendous right now

[sick hare]

better get use to it now than later when u get comfortable with lock

[austere salmon]

@solemn mist repeat this, you win

[solemn mist]

Yes ser

[sweet hamlet]

ee that implies I'm actually running this setup lol, I just wanted to test it

[sick hare]

trust me, i disabled it and its just worth using it when there are more enemies

[sweet hamlet]

no no I disable lock most of the time when I'm playing a sane mouse setup

[austere salmon]

let me know if you want an example with a braodsword

[solemn mist]

Their screamings are annoying, just crack their skull

More optimal

[austere salmon]

kaung, want a run with braodsword

[solemn mist]

Longsword!

[austere salmon]

same techniques, just a different wepaon

lemme fight back to commoner

[solemn mist]

🥳

[sick hare]

ok so, letting the game on background actually crashes it after 30 seconds

i thought it was a 1 time thing and now it happened 4 times in a row

maybe is the specs

[solemn mist]

Whats the specs

[sick hare]

ryzen 3 3200, vega 8 and 16 ram

it runs at 60fps no problem on low and medium

[solemn mist]

I am playing the game with an integerated graphics, m,aybe you have too many background apps running?

[sick hare]

maaaaaaybe

but it happened before with nothing on it

[solemn mist]

Stop opening 35 chrometabs

[solemn mist]

Oh

[sweet hamlet]

I have a 3070ti and 5600g, gotta say, playing this game with low specs feels ambitious lol

[sick hare]

alright, just noticed that someone turned on the game capture of windows

[solemn mist]

[sick hare]

i always set it off cuz it consumes pretty much everything alway

s

[sweet hamlet]

I can feel my rig struggling once armor starts getting involved

[sick hare]

its possible and totally stable

[sweet hamlet]

Small Buhurts I hard pass

possible yes

[sick hare]

u cant

[sweet hamlet]

but still ambitious

[sick hare]

well

i cant

it just 10fps

[solemn mist]

Maybe your laptop simply assigns less space for the halfsowrd when in background leading toi their crash, mine doesn't

[sweet hamlet]

exactly lol

[sick hare]

if i play constantly at slowmo, its 30fps

[sweet hamlet]

would you say... half as much?

Half Space, perhaps?

[sick hare]

its a desktop

[solemn mist]

Could works

[honest thorn]

ouch

[solemn mist]

[sick hare]

i would annihilate u if i could

[sweet hamlet]

with what FPS

[austere salmon]

lo, the bishop is slain

i love feeding people the point of a feder

[sick hare]

60 always on 1v1

[solemn mist]

I never ahd a halfsword crush with these specs(I had to upradge my ram)

[austere salmon]

@solemn mist

[solemn mist]

My laptop honors me at the cost of its lifespan

[solemn mist]

WOAH

[austere salmon]

kaung, note the technique of halfswording to eat an impact from a larger weapon

[solemn mist]

🔥

[austere salmon]

then feed him the point since he bears not a helm

[solemn mist]

Thanks!

[solemn mist]

[austere salmon]

its a simple parry, riposte, impale

then if he lives still twist the blade to cleave him in twain

[solemn mist]

Yipee

Finalyl a soluition to my lack of skill

[austere salmon]

now you have the winning techniques for both broad axe and feder dueling against larger weapons

[solemn mist]

🥳

[honest thorn]

i get my hands chopped off so often in this update now lol

[austere salmon]

use wisely these aged skills

[solemn mist]

Its better than dying instantly

[austere salmon]

and remember, the enemy cannot push your button if you disable his hands

[solemn mist]

Yes ser

[solemn mist]

[austere salmon]

so chop his damned arms off and feed him the point of his own zweihander

[solemn mist]

Les go

[honest thorn]

ye overall a nice change, i can still use my legs

[austere salmon]

now im gonna have a nap, use well these aged techniques

[solemn mist]

Yeah🥳

Yes master

[austere salmon]

oh one more thing before i am to rest

battleaxes arent afraid to be bludgeoning weapons, hit armored enemies in the head to shatter their skull and break their neck

break limb and rib to disarm and disable

then finish with a downard swing to generate momentum

[solemn mist]

I been dying to show this, look at this willie still trying to sit while having 2 brains

[solemn mist]

Far things I have learnt is that use high gaurds for blunts, torso guards for swords or similar, and dodge for axes or comically large weapons

[austere salmon]

wrong

[solemn mist]

💔

[tropic valve]

you know what would be funny

willie sun

[solemn mist]

Sillie

[austere salmon]

for polearms and for swords use a low guard and push them aside to riposte
for oversized weapons and downard swings halfsword to eat momentum
dodging is for pussies, never do that and riposte instead

for daggers and for dirks just stab them first, you have reach on them

[solemn mist]

I don't likes daggers

[solemn mist]

Understandable, thanks ser

[tropic valve]

halfsword vr would cook fr

[solemn mist]

Random wrist flinking

[austere salmon]

ist keine ursache, arm well thyself and use these tips to rend and to survive

[solemn mist]

Very well ser

[honest thorn]

oof

[sick hare]

i just noticed that kicks go higher when u look up

[honest thorn]

now try spinning as you look up and kick

[sick hare]

i tried, but the camera keeps slowing down by its own and i run out of mousepad

[tropic valve]

not unless they add actual swings to make it do damage

[honest thorn]

that was a silly kinda kill

he just let it happen

[heavy mica]

i love sniping a guy with my foot

[crude path]

willie does not believe in such puny mortal concepts as physics

[sick hare]

he really said "im outta here"

[crude path]

"team rocket blasting off again" ahh willy

[sick hare]

he made the spinning move from invincible

that was used once in the entire series

[honest thorn]

turned into a floor mop

[tacit prawn]

"buffoon"

[spark coyote]

some of these willies really be monty python characters

dude kept fighting, despite having lost 3/4ths of his limbs

[honest thorn]

disarming is so fun oh man

made it easier to do so with this update

[spark coyote]

dude i gave you 5 concussions stop fighting already

[heavy mica]

imagine they add multiplayer 1v1's lmao

[honest thorn]

local splitscreen is on the docket sooo

[heavy mica]

uh oh

[spark coyote]

I can finally force my friends to 1v1 me in something

[solemn mist]

Woah, that's better

[solemn mist]

Wait till 2040

[heavy mica]

if they actually added multiplayer the game would get very toxic lol

would be fun tho but as i can imagine its possible to do but desync etc would be a thing.

[honest thorn]

id rather them not make it online, this game is resource heavy as is

splitscreen makes sense

online would be cool but i dont think were quite on par with netcode being able to sustain this type of game

[vernal cipher]

anyone here heard of some cool medieval game in testing called halfsword?🧐

btw did they change fist combat? feels funky and looks different

[dreamy phoenix]

splitscreen and parsec would probably be a good combo

[solemn mist]

They gonna add your mother was a hamster and your father smelt like elderberries as an callout

[solemn mist]

Wait for the miracles in future to happen, lowest bar is 2040 tech

[heavy mica]

they are going to add proximity chat

cod lobby.

[solemn mist]

Modern medieval

Ye a ######

[dreamy phoenix]

online meta would be so fucked up though

[solemn mist]

Range gonna dominate from T4 to up

[dreamy phoenix]

competitive people would find a lot of weird tech

[solemn mist]

A llton of balancings gonna be needed

Might be fun if we get randomised loadouts instead of ability to choose ourselves if multiplayer

[dreamy phoenix]

people would find a way to customize it either way imo

[solemn mist]

Make it a paid dlc

100 dollar

[valid raft]

spawn with sickle
end match
i don't think random loadouts would be a good idea lol

[dreamy phoenix]

as someone who plays fighting games, I can already tell that this game has got some cool tech as is

[solemn mist]

Lmao fair

But much better than having a defined meta

[dreamy phoenix]

it's inevitable though

[solemn mist]

Truly

[thorn kite]

wish i could do that bruh

my guy loses a hand and wont even swing his weapon anymore

[solemn mist]

We're playing as lv1 willie

[dreamy phoenix]

competitive Halfsword will look nothing like real HEMA matches, people are gonna figure out how to do weird buggy shit consistently, probably

[thorn kite]

it feels like it fr

[solemn mist]

No shit sherlock

Sword sheating while it's impaling a willie gonna be meta

[thorn kite]

im ready to get 360 kicked across the arena

[heavy mica]

some guy with a axe is gonna figure how to throw it perfectly

instant death

[solemn mist]

An a sense, meta will directly rinochet reallife meta too

[sick hare]

i was thinking the same

[solemn mist]

Range gonna dominate in no armor yiers

Blunt in armour

With swords being all rounder

And shields becoming optimal

[heavy mica]

ngl the meta in armor is just to bonk

[sick hare]

i mean casual pvp would be so cool, but tryhards will invent the most brilliant bullshit just to piss on the dismembered bodies of newbies

[solemn mist]

Real meta

[solemn mist]

No shit sherlock

[sick hare]

and there's is this thing that makes u unable to get up cuz u get stomped on the head multiple times, i feel like tryhards or griefers will just abuse that and make it imposible to play if u get hit on the head and knocked down

there are so many things that needs to be improved before even thinking on pvp

surely it won't be on the early access

[solemn mist]

We get solved that by introducing a system where there's honor(ranked) and casual(,no rules) mode, stomping or attacking while someone's disarmed is either damage discounted or used point system

[solemn mist]

It gonna be out after 2.0

2040 my guess

[sick hare]

okay that's actually a pretty good solution, making and honour based system besides the ranked

[solemn mist]

Yes, we might have artificial hemas

[sick hare]

dont know whats that

[solemn mist]

Hemas basically better version of fencing

Idk the full name

But probably somethingike historical European martial arts

[sick hare]

historic european martial arts yea

just googled it

[solemn mist]

Yippe

🥳

[sick hare]

what u mean by artificial tho

[solemn mist]

Well, BECASUE we get to hurt eachother Willie, which is restricted in real life hemas

[sick hare]

rightt

makes sense

anyways i need someone to make lightsaber mod

or imma make felonies

and start a revolution

[solemn mist]

I bet somebody might have already made lightsabers mod

[dreamy phoenix]

Hellish Quart is a pretty decent HEMA game as well

[solemn mist]

If not, give it a few days

[steady carbon]

bro we dont even have true turncaps yet, you guys think youre gonna get the art of combat but youre gonna get chivalry 1: electric boogaloo

[sick hare]

there aren't on nexus sadly

[solemn mist]

Is it free

[solemn mist]

We assume things gonna get better

[dreamy phoenix]

nope but it's pretty cheap

[sick hare]

there are a few of historical weapons but nun else

[solemn mist]

💔

[steady carbon]

wait until youre getting approached ass-first and decapitated by a guy doing backwards bullshit swings

[dreamy phoenix]

lmao I don't

[solemn mist]

Noted

[solemn mist]

Lmao

[sick hare]

i actually find it pretty boring

i feel like its the slowness of the gameplay

[dreamy phoenix]

if anything, the last announcement suggests that the game is a physics simulation first and foremost

[steady carbon]

hellish quart is the canned food files of melee games

[dreamy phoenix]

and I'm fine with that

[steady carbon]

get a life man

[sick hare]

new update made a lot of user-friendly changes

[dreamy phoenix]

Hellish Quart is pretty cool if you're into fighting games and footsies
it's like a less flashy Soulcalibur

[sick hare]

before i need practice to make vertical slashes and now is 100 times easier

[dreamy phoenix]

oh ye, overheads are really good now

[steady carbon]

i do not like the new physics

[sick hare]

and the 2hand blades too

[steady carbon]

the game is getting too handholdy

[sick hare]

now they're a viable fight option

[solemn mist]

Well, I mgiht try it once I get my wallet withotu flies

[sick hare]

i didn't buy it haha

[steady carbon]

hellish quart is nidhogg without any of the style

[sick hare]

yea

and slower

[solemn mist]

Glitches are inevitable, they are gonna be a feature

[steady carbon]

simultaenously way too slow and way too fast

realistic dueling just doesnt make a good fighting game

[dreamy phoenix]

I don't know, I had decent fun while playing it

[sick hare]

unless u like slow fighting

[steady carbon]

atleast in traditional melee games theres usually multiple enemies to one shot or get one shotted by

[solemn mist]

It could if its slowmotioned permanetly, Gladio Mori did pretty good with it

[steady carbon]

quart just feels like doing a hobby without the hobby

like if you enjoy fencing, buy a fencing foil

[solemn mist]

You slapped it too hard

Wrong one

You slapped it too hard

[dreamy phoenix]

I think I'll buy Gladio Mori today, pff

[solemn mist]

Try demo first

[sick hare]

like soccer but with a rock

[dreamy phoenix]

I tried it a long time ago, found it pretty interesting

[sick hare]

did it hurt

[steady carbon]

you can get all of the fun and realism of dueling by just buying a shitty $50 fencing foil, a mask and getting a leather jacket

[sick hare]

oh u talking bout the demo

[steady carbon]

its not an expensive hobby

[solemn mist]

Woah, understandable

[dreamy phoenix]

depends on a rock

[sick hare]

how do i break willie's neck

[solemn mist]

Use blunt

[sick hare]

a football sized one

[sick hare]

how will smoking weed will help

[dreamy phoenix]

hit it with a blunt weapon idk
I can't do it consistently but it happens pretty often

[sick hare]

i meant with hands

[dreamy phoenix]

good question!

[solemn mist]

It deletes your aura debt and make other willie snap their neck

[solemn mist]

Use 5 blunts

[dreamy phoenix]

one idea that comes to my mind is maxing out damage to NPCs and spin kicking them

[sick hare]

so they were pretty suicidal on the 1400s u say

[sick hare]

im tryinggggggggg

[solemn mist]

The game already got eastern martial arts

ANd its still in demo

[sick hare]

but the camera slowing is making me lose my shit

[solemn mist]

Very

[edgy pewter]

just shake him like a baby

[sick hare]

i dont have a 5km wide mousepad

[edgy pewter]

shakenwilly syndrome

[solemn mist]

Shake it off shake it off

[dreamy phoenix]

you can do karate punches if you try hard enough, khkh

[steady carbon]

use a drawing tablet

the game is practically made for them

get one

theyre great for literally every melee game ever

[solemn mist]

An willie wearing an underwear beating baron to death might have alreeady be achieved

[steady carbon]

still works

[sick hare]

i aprecciate my mouse life

[edgy pewter]

does willy have a willy

or is it like blank

[sick hare]

money doesn't grow on trees sadly

[wooden monolith]

will this game remain free when full release

[steady carbon]

hell no

[solemn mist]

Yes, but to not give animators freedom, they deleted it

[dreamy phoenix]

damn
that's one similarity between Half-Sword and Osu I didn't expect

[wooden monolith]

3 years?

oh dang

worth it then

[steady carbon]

melee games and rhythym games are part of the same school of gaming

[solemn mist]

Unlikely, its already on a great tractyyion and since devs clearly doesn't talk about pricing, I think it would be 10 at minimum

[steady carbon]

precision skill games

[wooden monolith]

10 dollars?

[dreamy phoenix]

oh yeah this game's got a BAGGAGE
the first version is still available on itch.io

[steady carbon]

the game isnt even in alpha yet

they dont know

it could be 900 dollars for all we know

[solemn mist]

Random flinching works in halfsword, it doesnt in other precision games

[edgy pewter]

id still pay

[solemn mist]

accountign for inflation

[dreamy phoenix]

true and they all have roots in arcades more or less

[steady carbon]

random flinching also works in osu, wdym

[solemn mist]

Inflation

[solemn mist]

[steady carbon]

it doesnt change that the objective of gameplay is to become skillful at a set of actions

[solemn mist]

[dreamy phoenix]

yeee I was also surprised
and the knowledge from demo translates well to this version

[wooden monolith]

well whatever it might takes years until complete

saving isnt too hard

[dreamy phoenix]

the devs have been talking more confidently about the early access version as of recent

[solemn mist]

I'm going to save 1k dollar in case

Impossible dreaming

[dreamy phoenix]

so I think it should come out within the next couple of years

[wooden monolith]

I will save my liver in case

[steady carbon]

i just want the game to not become a handhold automatic action fest

[solemn mist]

Early access better be free, I sitll don't have wallet to spam

[steady carbon]

thats all i ask for

[solemn mist]

Kidney a safer investment

[wooden monolith]

well at least this isnt EA

[dreamy phoenix]

can't take my own predictions seriously anymore because I thought that Ultrakill's 1.0 would come out in 2021

[solemn mist]

✅

[steady carbon]

its pre early acces

[wooden monolith]

Already one kidney left

[honest thorn]

Certainly will be

[solemn mist]

[dreamy phoenix]

rip

[wooden monolith]

I cant cut the kidney in half

[solemn mist]

[wooden monolith]

liver on the other hand...

yes

tried

[steady carbon]

devs im telling you right now, you have the capacity to make thousands, release an unfinished game and then take the money and run and you should absolutely do it because itd be hilarious

[solemn mist]

Idk man, if techn ology gets very advanced exponentially, halfsowrd might become openworld

[dreamy phoenix]

she half on my sword till I AIEEEE

[solemn mist]

I would say 2100s

[tired sinew]

The warstaffs ought to be heavy. They seem to have lost a lot of blunt power in the last upgrade

[solemn mist]

Did it exist

[solemn mist]

Swords finally have a chance

[tired sinew]

their selling point is reach and transfer of power. That should be honored

[wooden monolith]

when story mode

[dreamy phoenix]

in the first version, ye

[solemn mist]

I want it

[dreamy phoenix]

find it on itch.io, it's free

[solemn mist]

Year 2134

[tired sinew]

swords are not meant to compete through power swings if you want to go that route

[steady carbon]

polearms havent lost blunt power, we lost the ability to contort our bodies like we did befofe

[solemn mist]

Woahhhhh

[tired sinew]

you're comparing lemons to bananas then

[steady carbon]

im hoping it gets fixed soon

[wooden monolith]

so probably year 3969 for pvp

[solemn mist]

🤔

[steady carbon]

im unable to move fluidly with poleaxes anymore

[solemn mist]

Def

[steady carbon]

and it sucks

[sick hare]

i like bananas

[tired sinew]

well these bludgeoning hits lost their weight, which is now unproductive

[dreamy phoenix]

yeah, full armor fights with swords are ridiculous

[steady carbon]

full armour fights with swords are the standard of medieval warfare

[polar urchin]

dx

[solemn mist]

Its fun, its like nonlethal fun!

[steady carbon]

for most of their history

[wooden monolith]

great sword and longsword are the 2 best weapons ever created

[dreamy phoenix]

I've never been good with polearms to begin with and now there is even less motivation to get good at em

[solemn mist]

Swords were more of secondaries even in early medieval

[tired sinew]

heavy greatswords sure, and they can use some more weight to their swing too

[steady carbon]

its just that pommels suck at doing bludgeoning damage for zero reason and you cant be accurate with swords unless youre extremely good

[tired sinew]

doesn't make any pointt about warstaffs tho

[dreamy phoenix]

it's still cool, you can go for a head or do some grappling

[solemn mist]

Yeah!!!!

[steady carbon]

also its way easier to just drop the weapon and start throwing hands now it feels like

[dreamy phoenix]

I like sounds of armor........

[steady carbon]

which is good

its hilarious and we should keep it

[gaunt nimbus]

holy shit

is he ok?

[dreamy phoenix]

I'm so sorry for guys like m00 that focus so much on polearms

[solemn mist]

Yes, he jsut had an headache and decided to sleep

[dreamy phoenix]

cuz they seem to get more and more broken with each update

[steady carbon]

like you still lose to maces but im noticing that when im fighting like a poleaxe i can just box him out hilariously easily

[steady carbon]

literally willie has lost the ability to gyrate his torso apparently

[solemn mist]

Accurate medieval

[steady carbon]

he needs a chiropractor

[solemn mist]

He has spent yhis life grindign gatcha life

[dreamy phoenix]

I mean broken in a bad way, they're less functional, it seems

[gaunt nimbus]

1st one - fist fight
last one - fist fight

[solemn mist]

Then its balancing, range is overpowered

[steady carbon]

im confident that if you put a poleaxe in my hands i could swing with more dexterity than willi can at this point

[dreamy phoenix]

pfff

[solemn mist]

I hate spears, they kept demolishing my sword

[dreamy phoenix]

just PARRY em

that's what I used to do

[solemn mist]

I can't see shit

[steady carbon]

maybe we'll get more rubbery spines next patch and we'll get a golden age for polearma

[dreamy phoenix]

there's a bunch of ways around em actually

[gaunt nimbus]

stepping beside opponent with parrying + halfswording so he can't reach you

[steady carbon]

but rn the inability to swivel ur hips makes it painful

[gaunt nimbus]

or cut his hands

[solemn mist]

But using low guards does helped me a little, spear bots opften go for legs and torso a lot, possibly becasue of the weight

[solemn mist]

[gilded breach]

u can dodge it by looking to the side ur going to

[dreamy phoenix]

I can successfully parry the poleaxe most of the time

[steady carbon]

just bat the spear out of the way (oh wait you cant do that because arm movement is so robotic now)

[solemn mist]

Matrix shit

[waxen lance]

Swear to god if guns get added some yall finna do this

[gilded breach]

which will also get u in close so they cant stab

[edgy pewter]

wait which year is this game set in even

[waxen lance]

Like

[steady carbon]

1475

[solemn mist]

Fake swinsg are hard againsit these bots

[sick hare]

1400s

[waxen lance]

Yeag

[dreamy phoenix]

I think it's alright tbh

[waxen lance]

So like flinlocks are possible

[solemn mist]

Possibly 14th, 15th century

[edgy pewter]

so guns are kinda a thing right

[steady carbon]

its alright for one handed weapons

its 1475

[solemn mist]

Too ambitious, matchlocks fit better

[steady carbon]

one handed swords are great now

polearms are terrible

[waxen lance]

Fair

[steady carbon]

two handeds i dont play so odc

[sick hare]

powder based guns where invented on the 1200s so it would be possible

[steady carbon]

idc

[solemn mist]

I need soemoen to make a gun mod so bad

[gaunt nimbus]

@solemn mist it was a bit laggy but here's my fight against spear :d

[steady carbon]

why the hell would they allow a handgun into a tournament duel

[edgy pewter]

yeah like the guns in kingdom come 2

[steady carbon]

that defeats the entire purpose of the sport

[spice talon]

a bit?

bro sent a powerpoint and thought we wouldn't notice

[steady carbon]

yeah i brought a real nuclear bomb to this military exercise

[solemn mist]

True flinlock was invented in 17th century, ealier flintlock types were in 15th, and rarer such as snaplocks and etc, matchlocks and wheellocks would be much mroe common

[winter spruce]

so uh i just encountered a bug making me naked

[thorn kite]

bro is this how your game looks when u play?

[steady carbon]

common bug

[gaunt nimbus]

yep

[solemn mist]

I need to keeps teppignt o sideThanks!:DDD

[spice talon]

What on earth do you play on

[steady carbon]

learn to use arming swords in this patch bc youll never have a less frustrating time to do it

[gaunt nimbus]

i3 2100 + gt 1030

[thorn kite]

are you playing on the computer NASA used to go to the moon?

[spice talon]

Bro 😭

[gaunt nimbus]

just kidding it's potato

[thorn kite]

thats crazy

[gilded breach]

this is the best half sword player

[spice talon]

Blud plugged in his ti-89 and thought it would work

[gilded breach]

we cant let him have a normal pc he'll dunk on everyone

[steady carbon]

matadors are almost completely impossible now with poleaxes

[thorn kite]

FR

thats a slideshow bro idk how u play like that

[spice talon]

I keep getting destroyed by the scythei

It’s literally fifty fifty

[steady carbon]

you either miss their head completely or just get zero impact because you cant move your torso

[spice talon]

If i get past him no issue

[solemn mist]

Duel to death gives out to anarchy

[edgy pewter]

i thought matadors dodged bulls or something

[spice talon]

If i don’t i get destroyed

[spice talon]

Mike hundt the fencing master literally recommended just shooting your opponent

Not even joking that’s his real name lmao

Google it

[steady carbon]

matador is where you put the poleaxe in the dirt, walk forward and do a double ploy feint overhead to crack them in the forehead and send them down in one shot

[solemn mist]

Use alt with any weapon and have it guard the left side, works with any weapons, the pointy is no longer at you, jsut charge in at the otherside

[thorn kite]

what i do with that guy is i use the two handed axe and like go right around the scythe and slash with my axe to the left

it works pretty well

[solemn mist]

There might be a reason why hes a fencing master

[spice talon]

For the axe I just hand snipe

[solemn mist]

😭

[spice talon]

Works fairly reliably

Especially if I can get the godly two handed candle holder

[solemn mist]

Axe upswings and downswings are genuinely terrifying

[gaunt nimbus]

without recording it's like 30-40 fps

[spice talon]

Up swings aren’t bad

It’s the side swings for me

[solemn mist]

I have never shivered my timbers as much as to any other weapons than them

[spice talon]

Bc then he can keep comboing

[thorn kite]

bro i hope u get a better pc man