#halfsword-chat-⚔

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dusk grove
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wow this game

lethal crag
dusk grove
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barely touch the fence and you get hurt the wtf

pearl ferry
dusk grove
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nah first boss is f***ing stupid with crap wep drops

pearl ferry
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i think it might be a skill issue

lethal crag
dusk grove
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HAHA ya now defend the game lol

pearl ferry
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take a break and try tommorrow

lethal crag
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theres good drops

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and theres strategies

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just gotta practice mans

pearl ferry
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solo the axe guy with a hammer

trim glen
dusk grove
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after the first boss game is easy

pearl ferry
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wait for commoner boss

dusk grove
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its just kinda boring dealing with the trash drops

whole sun
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sorry guys i didnt mean to put this

pearl ferry
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lol

whole sun
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it sounds like a slur

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keyboard mash accident

dapper terrace
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My usual method to kill the commoner boss was a longsword
Hold it in half sword, charge to his right and go stabby stabby

supple bear
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can someone pls tell me how to find pooled saves with the vicious weapons

trim glen
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oh no embed fail....

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im cooked chat

supple bear
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lol

trim glen
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i was gonn a send the .mp4 but i dont have perms to attach files

supple bear
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dam what lvl are you

trim glen
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i dont think i have a level..

supple bear
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wth

quick wolf
supple bear
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keep chating

trim glen
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yeah im never really active in here. today is the first time i've actually spoken in the server lmao

supple bear
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both of you

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my goodness

quick wolf
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wut

supple bear
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i jus made a clip

quick wolf
supple bear
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but its screen tearing like hell

trim glen
torpid mortar
lethal crag
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YOU DARE BELIEVE YOU MAY EMBED

lethal crag
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just keep chattin

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🙏

trim glen
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yeee

supple bear
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how do i download medal

quick wolf
dusk grove
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been to the last boss game is easy just weps drops are trash on first boss

supple bear
lethal crag
dusk grove
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beside the glitches and weird buggy shit

quick wolf
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Guys before today my highest was soldier and today I made it to knight 🙏

lethal crag
quick wolf
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Now I gotta start this bum ahh game all over again

slate moon
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any tips for defending thrusts in longsword duels? I can never react to that shit in time

quick wolf
lethal crag
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at least thats what my experience shows

split pulsar
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"come on, bring it on then"

quick wolf
lethal crag
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literally and metaphorically

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that thing has insta won me rounds too many times

proven verge
lethal crag
quick wolf
lethal crag
dusk grove
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like no shit the candletick is better HAHA fuckin dumb ass people i say

lethal crag
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yknow

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words hurt man 😔 /j

torpid mortar
proven verge
supple dagger
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welp I just lost my progress to the final boss

quick wolf
lethal crag
# proven verge

“hi. you’re probably wondering how i got here. lets rewind a little…”

dusk grove
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ya dont be weak

torpid mortar
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i love playing willies throat like a violin with a longsword when i get the chance

dusk grove
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playing a gore game plz dont cry over words

proven verge
quick wolf
lethal crag
dusk grove
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im bitchin about the wep drops on first boss and iv had 4 single handed shield thing for weps Like wtf is that

quick wolf
lethal crag
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CMON MATE ITS RIGHT THERE

proven verge
torpid mortar
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clipped

proven verge
torpid mortar
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does anyone else think that buckler and mace isnt a good combo?

lethal crag
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if i dont have the candlestick i instantly move to the knife

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and if either fail

quick wolf
lethal crag
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ive won literally BY JUST KICKING HIM WITH SOME SPIN AND POWER KICKS LOL

supple dagger
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what

dusk grove
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and knife i cant get Stab him

lethal crag
proven verge
lethal crag
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u got it

torpid mortar
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he parried me

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and

trim glen
torpid mortar
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went for a fucking grab

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not even a riposte

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a fucking grab

proven verge
pearl cliff
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Yo how do I even install this mod pack? I wanna fight with that axe

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I’ll be like Escanor

torpid mortar
pearl cliff
torpid mortar
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also this lucky bitch made me hit his dagger into my cheek and i

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immediately died

pearl cliff
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I start tweaking when a Willie grabs a hold of me

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But I still love playing with Willies

torpid mortar
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2 handed weapon holders are stupid.

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remove everything but longsword from tier 3.

pearl cliff
torpid mortar
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triumph

mental kelp
fallen iris
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feels lik im getting grappled a shit ton more lately. shadow update?

quick wolf
summer pollen
quick wolf
untold wagon
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how does the ai work exactly

quick wolf
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He kinda looks like joe rogan though ngl

untold wagon
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when they die

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cus this guy i got in front of me, i cut off basically his entire back and all thats left is his front chest

urban inlet
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I PASS, I WAS ABLE TO PASS THE LAST ULTIMATE CHALLENGE TO THE MUSIC FROM RDR2, took about 20h+, just turn on where Arthur and Lenny get drunk and the whole bar dances🙏 😭

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I still have feeling that I got 🍇 around +20 hours

halcyon tangle
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Pls help me how do i kill the commoner boss

urban inlet
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but it was worth it, I almost cried, it just crashed right at the end because of an error

urban inlet
quick wolf
halcyon tangle
hearty stone
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holy shit I need some screenshot help

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you ever get one of those perfect freeze frame moments that you can't even pick an angle for?

snow gulch
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do multiple

hearty stone
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never had a vertical head slice so clean

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look at all that willie anatomy

quick wolf
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whos head is that 😭

hearty stone
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it's half of the head of the guy on the left

quick wolf
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oh damn yeah thats crazy bro

hearty stone
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the pieces do not quite match up

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but I assume that's a known thing along with cutting off an entire hand and the willie only losing a finger

snow gulch
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maybe try and minimize showing the head that goes flying off? or make it look more accurate. just find an angle that hides it i guess

hearty stone
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from the side like the first pic is best, didn't even notice it from that angle

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but man I love the physics sim in this

sinful timber
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they mentioned they wanted to add more gore in the future right?

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ik it sounds weird but i hope we see organs very rarely when we cut someone

snow gulch
sinful timber
hearty stone
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eventually they'll fall out

sinful timber
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sick

hearty stone
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willie has no brain but he has eyeballs, heart, lungs, etc

sinful timber
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i hope they make the large intestines fall out

snow gulch
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honestly aside from the cutting anywhere thing, i really prefer the old demos blood

sinful timber
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or like him try to grab them

snow gulch
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it looked a lot more dramatic

hearty stone
sinful timber
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thats a insanely good heart model

hearty stone
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right?

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he even has ribs in there

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hang on let me crack open a fresh one

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harder to make out from this cut

golden shell
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Intestines and shit used to fall out during the playtest

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Idk why they changed that for this demo

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U could also explode heads with maces

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But yea the anatomy is really in depth they have most things in there

golden shell
stiff belfry
hearty stone
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where the fuck did you get that

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I wanna play with stick

stiff belfry
hearty stone
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oh mods, I thought we had custom in the demo

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romance

stiff belfry
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sadly not

golden shell
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I didn’t know Buhurt lag was actually an issue for others

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But yea prolly

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I also remember being able to stab the heart and pull it out

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That required skill

mental kelp
hearty stone
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anyone else use alt-tapping for stabs?

mental kelp
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for binding but also for alternative cuts yes

hearty stone
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I mean how specifically when you release alt it "remembers" the weapon position

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so if you hold lmb and press alt again it will return specifically there

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thus you can thrust outward with alt and up, let go of alt, and then just tap alt for a thrust

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as long as you're holding lmb and lined up right

mental kelp
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yea

hearty stone
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a what

exotic radish
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Love this game... Silly question - can you reset mouse camera back to centre mid fight ? if you guys know what i mean

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is there a camera reset button ?

mental kelp
mental kelp
quick wolf
mental kelp
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with the multiple people in armor it tends to create some lag

quick wolf
near flicker
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when game is gonna be out? cuz i killed like 600 mens in abyss bro i wna more

quick wolf
glacial falcon
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job

quick wolf
teal olive
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is half sword will be free when they release full game?

halcyon tangle
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how do u use the pitchfork

proven verge
proven verge
stiff belfry
stiff belfry
light pike
stiff belfry
light pike
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yeah but what are the modifications

proven verge
halcyon tangle
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how r u throwing

stiff belfry
light pike
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oh dang i thought it would be enhancer related

proven verge
mighty sorrel
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i am having an absolute ball with this game

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the real life techniques you can use are ridiculous

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i've been practicing the eight cuts with a longsword and i am getting consistent

brisk dome
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he will not be walking anytime soon

open sparrow
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is there someplace to find resources on how to get good at this game? Im getting destroyed by the first champion

open sparrow
fallen iris
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there's always a knife at the center of that arena

quick wolf
open sparrow
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ohhh

mental kelp
quick wolf
# open sparrow ohhh

the trick is to learn the timing to when theres a gap in his defenses to go close range, but hes most vulnerable after missing an overhead swing

open sparrow
mental kelp
fallen iris
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if there was any form of mouse smoothing to get slightly cleaner swings, i'd be happier

quick wolf
quick wolf
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Anyone else always gotta mutilate the champions that they dont like?

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why

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Yeah, but they dont pmo as much tbh

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Theyre just doing their jobs, the 1st ones just an asshole ngl

coarse ice
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this game looks hella fun

quick wolf
coarse ice
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I got a potato

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not sure of the specs I know it cant handle the Witcher 1 though

quick wolf
coarse ice
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but it can handle fallout 4 VERY poorly

mighty sorrel
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when you bounce your longsword off of someone's shield and cut their achilles heel

snow otter
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good evening

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does the rule "a peasant with a spear will easily and simply kill a knight" work in this game???

mental kelp
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yes though at knight tier the gaps in armor are quite small and it's fairly hard to aim a thrust at them with any form of polearm. but start hewing and as long as you know what you're doing its all over for that knight, you just gotta tire em out and knock em down

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so I guess not "easily and simply" since not everyone can do it, but if you know how to

edgy jacinth
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basically no. you have to be pretty good to consistently kill knights with a spear since it's hard to aim into their gaps without just knocking them over

snow otter
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confirm agreed

edgy jacinth
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not as simple as point sharp end at armored guy like history would imply

snow otter
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im new here and checking footage, i see some guy can look at 1'st face(?) is it bcos he lie down or i can too play like that?

edgy jacinth
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like first person view?

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press V key in game to change perspective

snow otter
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thanks!

edgy jacinth
dense imp
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ok guys lets play half sword

cunning aspen
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I agree

somber sage
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does anyone know how to save pictures in photo mode to send to photography?

prisma stag
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first time

prisma stag
river steppe
somber sage
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i mean like whenever i check im my album theres the next and back prompts

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but when people send their pics in the photography there isnt one

prisma stag
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it's quicker than the common way

somber sage
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thanks

prisma stag
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you can rightclick the screenshot in your library with half sword selected and copy it.

strong mango
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was there some new update where npcs take 0 dmg

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I have the dmg at the default

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but the npcs just wont die

pearl cliff
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the willies were given supreme power and immortality

strong mango
pearl cliff
strong mango
pearl cliff
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ah

hoary quest
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hit them harder

hoary quest
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insane response from hyphlix

strong mango
hoary quest
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aw

strong mango
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like midway through my swing

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it just stops

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why do I have gif perms

hoary quest
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i have that problem for the T4 mace the baron has

strong mango
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its very frustrating fr 😔

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this is so dumb bro

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it just threw my sword through me

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out the map

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wth happened to the game chat

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everytime I play against shield my game breaks

cunning aspen
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Well a weapon similar to halberd is not bad

strong mango
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yeah no my games just bugged

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im reinstalling

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wth

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I just saw a sword go through my helmet

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and then teleport onto my torso

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I think i'm going insane 😔

pearl cliff
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peep the fit

strong mango
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Join the club

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and by "club" I mean those 2 other things in a bee costume

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because that's obviously a bee costume

pearl cliff
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thats a down right insult

strong mango
pearl cliff
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yuh huh

strong mango
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IDK WHAT GAME IM PLYING ANYMORE

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MY CHARACTER IS THROWING HIS WEAPONS

hollow timber
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Gang I need to find the photographer that got this picture of me 🔥

sleek pebble
edgy compass
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How do I reset my campaign progress

edgy jacinth
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%localappdata% -> HalfswordUE5 > saved > savegames > delete Gauntless Progress.sav or whatever it's called, you'll know it

coarse urchin
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or just beat baron

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and start again

vital cypress
# hollow timber

What is the name of this helmet i know this is a great helm but idk the exact name

craggy cloud
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what weapon do you guys use to kill veterans

quick wolf
quick wolf
coarse urchin
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"No hands, no sweets"

hasty musk
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can you fight beggars with golden god?

zinc field
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yes

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nut pain

hasty musk
zinc field
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theres a glitch in the game

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i forgot how it works but i think its to select baron clsoe the game reopen it and go back to free mode

hasty musk
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ohh ok

livid pumice
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Do you guys have any tips o beating 3rd boss?

zinc field
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the commoner boss?

livid pumice
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Yea

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He is way too op bro

zinc field
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you try to make him swing and miss then when his sword is on the ground you start to attack his arms to disarm him

livid pumice
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He never misses dawg Frank

zinc field
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use shift to run

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pass by his side and he will miss

livid pumice
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I know how to run

livid pumice
zinc field
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well then your not doing it correctly

pearl ferry
zinc field
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i can reset my progress and literally record it and show you

pearl ferry
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and use pitchfork

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if it's too hard u can cheese it with pitchfork

zinc field
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thats another way to do it

pearl ferry
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but otherwise if he swings and his sword is on the ground that is your best time to hit him

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he can still lop ur leg off but u got more chances on the upswing

pearl ferry
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u can also just send it and run straight at him and pray you win

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that sometimes works

livid pumice
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i did that and I am back to fisting another peasant

pearl ferry
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then use pitchfork next time

zinc field
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fine ill record a vid of me doing it

pearl ferry
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you have more range than him if u use it

livid pumice
crisp lance
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Is there a way to play with the grete champion body yet?

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outside the baron mode lol

zinc field
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what

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you mean to play AS the boss or play as the baron in gauntlet?

crisp lance
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in gauntlet

zinc field
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i still dont understand

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like theyre size?

pallid oar
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Defeat

brazen cloak
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damn

crisp lance
zinc field
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you cant

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yet

still tangle
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how can i install the playtest ?

solemn holly
pallid oar
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victory but... was it worth it?

short quartz
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fell over and hit his head on the ground, falling on your head can sometimes knock you out

lethal crag
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i imagine you broke his neck

lethal crag
pallid oar
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his weapon is now my new leg (ignore the other willie missing both of his legs)

placid ferry
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guys im wondering if this game is PVP or PVE?

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am i playing vs bots or?

pallid oar
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a real player wouldn't suck this much

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so ai

placid ferry
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damn that just made me lose soo much interest

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thought it was pvp up until now played few hours

solemn holly
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there's no multiplayer

brave rose
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every time i have good run to the barron the game fukiung crashes...

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even tuned the grafic down

pallid oar
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brutal

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reverse one grip on the polearm

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you can counter all weapons and shields with any two handed sword so easily

placid ferry
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yy i understand, i really thought i was facing other players for hours xd now i lost pretty much all interest 😦 soo good idea for a pvp game.. thanks for reply cya im out of here

jagged stream
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YES I FINALLY BEAT THE GOLDEN KNIGHT

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thank you

pallid oar
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this stance tuff

jagged stream
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what happens if i die in single combat as the golden knight

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restart again?

zinc field
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skinned this guys face off

pearl cliff
pallid oar
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need a hand?

pearl cliff
soft osprey
brave rose
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yeah you are right. Did that, cleared the baron and no crashes. I hope they fix it 😄 and best game ver

cunning aspen
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Fighting as a bohemian militia against knights is so fun

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Like a husits

soft osprey
pallid oar
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is this tuff?

torpid mortar
pallid oar
torpid mortar
jolly gorge
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Join server in bio for accs and boost

pallid oar
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en garde but fancy stance

torpid mortar
snow otter
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shalom aleikum braza

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i have a question

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how can i save my progress?

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i do soldier level and died from my own sword on the floor when i fell

torpid mortar
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kick so hard he hit the '&'

zinc field
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guys i have a fun game its called a human jigsaw puzle

cunning aspen
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Well we need super glue to fix it

pallid oar
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"whatchu gonna do now?" ah

austere salmon
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whats the functional difference between the feder greatsword and the broad greatsword

dapper trail
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lowly peasant

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i think he is ded guys

red burrow
austere salmon
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jesus christ are these crossguards sharpened or something

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i just slit someones throat with the hilt

pearl cliff
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fully coated armour only makes it too easy

wraith raven
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halfsword-chat

pearl cliff
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very observant of you

wraith raven
austere salmon
strong mango
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chat pls explain how neck cut doesn't = death

pearl cliff
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which is what makes it differ from other greatswords

austere salmon
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the super thin greatsword yes

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what is the functional difference between the three though

pearl cliff
austere salmon
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here's the feder one, the super thin flexile one

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the straight one

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the broad one

pearl cliff
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i just told you the use for them...

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thrusting, balance and slashing

pearl cliff
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heh

austere salmon
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ah

pearl cliff
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im thinking on something else, but i mean in sword terms

austere salmon
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so for my techniques, which mostly focus on precise slashes and quick flenses, a broad greatsword is ideal

pearl cliff
pearl cliff
austere salmon
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thanks lud

strong mango
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Chat I just realised if u go into thrust mode

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if u move mouse up and down

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it actually thrusts

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I thought it was just like did 1 stab

strong mango
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but u can do multiple

austere salmon
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holy crap the broad greatsword is awesome

pearl cliff
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unlike most of you, armour is option for me, heh

austere salmon
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this works way better than the feder, thanks ludvig

austere salmon
pearl cliff
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you dont look as cool as me in it though, heh

pearl cliff
strong mango
pearl cliff
spring jetty
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where do i get mods

strong mango
pearl cliff
strong mango
pearl cliff
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why fist fight a guy bigger than you... so stupid

strong mango
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other than well switching hands

pearl cliff
austere salmon
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you can switch hands mid swing to do a one handed strike

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or while bringing a weapon over your head to moulinet

strong mango
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I just cut myself in the mouth by throwing my sword 😔

pearl cliff
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hollon ill show u a clip i just made

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its better if ur using a billhook or such

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which is what i did

strong mango
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sword*

pearl cliff
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i get them down with one swing with the bar of npc damage taken all the way down

pearl cliff
dapper trail
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no

pearl cliff
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i was being sarcastic

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anyways, watch this trick

dapper trail
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ballerina

pearl cliff
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tell me that wasnt the coolest grapple youve ever seen

dapper trail
pearl cliff
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fucking hell i was laughing my ass of

dapper trail
pearl cliff
dapper trail
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did you see the video tho

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...

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ah

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you did

pearl cliff
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i did

dapper trail
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the big willie is willieing is willie

pearl cliff
dapper trail
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mods

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yep

old mortar
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from where?

pearl cliff
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check tihs out

old mortar
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i tried to search for mods cuz they look fun

dapper trail
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lud, look at this beast of an ai who dodged my attack tho

tawdry vale
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That's a pretty fitting place to die

pearl cliff
old mortar
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thx bud ❤️

pearl cliff
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last clip

spring jetty
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what does the trainers mod do chat

tawdry vale
pearl cliff
dapper trail
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lets see

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oh

pearl cliff
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man just walked into it

austere salmon
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i finally got a cool clip, bind into thrust into cleave

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its uploading, but its storming out so its gonna take a minute

dapper trail
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sounds nice

austere salmon
pearl cliff
pearl cliff
austere salmon
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like i said, bind into thrust into cleave

dapper trail
austere salmon
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halfswording is so fun, you can impale then rotate to cleave in two

deep cradle
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YO

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accidentaly did it while messing around

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look

austere salmon
pearl cliff
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I WANNA ROCK AND ROLE ALL NIGHT

lapis wing
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It's luck based

pearl cliff
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AND PARTY EVERY DAY

deep cradle
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i think u just need to smack his head really hard?

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but idk

lapis wing
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Hey ludvig, are you the guy that spins sticks?

deep cradle
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looking at it i KINDA hit his neck but like

pearl cliff
lapis wing
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In a position

deep cradle
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idk

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YEAH

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i hit it against the ground

pearl cliff
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fuck you too mate

austere salmon
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because you dont have notifications off you cement licker

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your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries, incessant rat

austere salmon
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i fart in your general direction

lapis wing
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So to break a neck in half sword get a blunt object and then hit the face on the cheecks near the nose or chin

dapper trail
austere salmon
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im a groundskeepr jackass

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i move trees as my job

strong mango
# dapper trail

I did something similiar to that but without the spinning part where my opponent and I knocked eachother down at the same time except I got knocked out when I fell even though I won so it was a draw 😔

pearl cliff
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HOLY MATE

austere salmon
lapis wing
dapper trail
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hehe

strong mango
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L rage bait

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Get a life

austere salmon
dapper trail
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it looked cool :c

lapis wing
strong mango
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Bro is sitting here ragebaiting because he doesn't have friends or anything else to do 😔

lapis wing
austere salmon
austere salmon
dapper trail
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thanks guys

strong mango
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You don't have to lie, no one here likes you anyway.

edgy jacinth
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your mom's driving you there i'm assuming lmao

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don't let me tell you're being naughty on the internet

austere salmon
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certainly, about as believable as a broom riders tall tales

spring jetty
#

how do i spawn stuff with the trainersmod

edgy jacinth
#

put your moms on the phone next time she hits a red light little man i wanna talk to her

strong mango
#

Maybe you should spend less time ragebaiting on discord and learn how to put a sentence together.

tawdry vale
austere salmon
austere salmon
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call me tubby when you've moved a tree you halfwit

spring jetty
#

how do i spawn stuff with the trainersmod

strong mango
#

If so then why did you edit your sentence?

austere salmon
strong mango
#

You talk about not caring when you proceeded to put effort into fixing it.

austere salmon
#

ist keine ursache, we just dont know

#

thats full of modders, they'll know better how to inform you

pearl cliff
#

The correct way to structure this is to say that you wished to provide evidence that you could form a sentence, not type one.

tawdry vale
#

Another instance where a chest becomes a coffin.

sleek valve
#

What if half sword was named mordhau and it was a directional-based melee game

strong mango
#

Anyway you have "YoBoi" in your name which automatically made your opinion about 50% less important in anyone's life and you have to boost your own ego by calling yourself "That/MF" because no one else would.

deep cradle
#

ey

deep cradle
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found a random white cube under the mapv

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while fighting big sword willie

pearl cliff
#

Yet without intention to properly structize the sentence, you wouldn't have any reason to type formally.

strong mango
dapper trail
sleek valve
strong mango
#

If you can't think about 1 simple action before doing it then you can't be very smart.

pearl cliff
#

Oh no, my weakness! Body shaming!

austere salmon
dapper trail
#

bye

strong mango
pearl cliff
#

If you say so

strong mango
#

Whatever lets you sleep at night :)

sleek valve
#

Ok cool what do you think about pencil brands

austere salmon
strong mango
#

I bet his mom just told him to get out the car 💀

sleek valve
pearl cliff
#

He wasn't asking...

strong mango
#

Idk how to do that consistantly but I have done it before.

pearl cliff
#

Do you have basic skills of reading comprehension?

austere salmon
# dapper trail

similar to this but it starts by impaling from the half sword position, usually after a parry

strong mango
#

You see if you understand the English language you would understand that I would've utilized a question mark to inform you that I am asking a question.

dapper trail
austere salmon
#

hey kor, whats your favored of the three greatswords

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feder, straight, or broad

finite river
#

A sword to the chin aint stopping me

pearl cliff
#

Both are correct ways to formulate the sentence.

dapper trail
austere salmon
#

i usually favor a broad because many of my techniques are slash based, and broadswords are best for that

finite river
strong mango
#

Not really, if I said "help" it would imply it doesn't make you sleep but it assists you in sleeping.

tawdry vale
#

What the fuck is happening

pearl cliff
#

It does though since humiliation and defeat can be restraints keeping you awake, and the delusion that you were rage baiting instead of just being an unlikeable nuisance is the only way you can sleep happily

pearl cliff
strong mango
dapper trail
#

how long is your trip to the gym

dawn vale
#

I genuinely think that halfsword's combat is one of the most innovative I've ever seen in games.

Never seen other games try this before

latent palm
#

I always forget that this game is recordable

#

Just had an npc basically cut their own hand of with my long sword

strong mango
#

Well considering you are trying to prove yourself I would assume you feel as if you are being "bullied" because you previously stated that you don't need to use grammar in a halfsword chat, yet you are using grammar in multiple sentences.

pearl cliff
#

if u consider this a storm i feel sorry for the woman you will never, but in this case, hypothetically, bed

dapper trail
#

must be a long trip then i suppose

strong mango
#

Are we in theory allowed to ping moderation because of a ragebaiter?

pearl cliff
#

So you do not understand basic reading comprehension?

strong mango
#

There's no way you're this stupid.

pearl cliff
#

No, I feel sorry for the woman you will never bed, (but in this case, hypothetically, meaning lets say you were bedding one)

austere salmon
strong mango
#

Bro must live really far from his gym.

proven verge
#

This seems like a very halfsword related chat

dapper trail
#

wonder why

strong mango
pearl cliff
dapper trail
proven verge
austere salmon
strong mango
#

This is just embarrassing. You can't understand simple english words.

austere salmon
pearl cliff
#

Thou art but a nincompoop, a borborophágos

pearl cliff
#

no its just a more polite way of saying it

proven verge
austere salmon
strong mango
#

You're either a very immature 13-14 year old or you're underage.

pearl cliff
#

you want me to say copulate? court? seduce?

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you want me to say plow? fuck? pound? that sounds like a very romantic man, using such words

dapper trail
austere salmon
strong mango
dapper trail
#

yeah

summer yacht
#

-# goida

lapis wing
#

You would understand if you know manners.

dapper trail
#

its satisying

dapper trail
#

so leave

proven verge
strong mango
#

You aren't forced to stay here nor are you wanted here.

proven verge
#

<@&1080390104562016306> get this dude out of here please

pearl cliff
#

no i was making a joke that you would be a horrible man in bed if you think such little amount of (in this case, text) is so much, id feel bad for the woman you sleep with

strong mango
pearl cliff
#

didnt you have a gym you were going to?

lapis wing
#

Loser.

soft osprey
strong mango
#

Just admitted to breaking the first rule of the server so moderation should get you out relatively soon.

soft osprey
#

Stop

#

Let me read

dapper trail
lapis wing
#

Then leave.

pearl cliff
#

i imagine youd be there by now

#

im assuming a 10 year old would be in retirement in your eyes, then?

strong mango
soft osprey
#

Alright everyone move on now

supple flint
austere salmon
strong mango
dapper trail
pearl cliff
austere salmon
strong mango
dapper trail
#

luck.

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that one was luck

proven verge
dapper trail
#

i only clip the 24th or something try

strong mango
dapper trail
strong mango
dapper trail
#

its fun tho

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to spin kick with a candlestick

austere salmon
pearl cliff
#

every night i wake up, i wish i looked like aragorn or boromir

dapper trail
#

UH
AH AH

dapper trail
austere salmon
pearl cliff
proven verge
dapper trail
dapper trail
austere salmon
proven verge
strong mango
#

I was busy practicing fighting and I accidentally hit this dead guy in the face 😔

pearl cliff
#

sorry for the disturbing image

#

but uh, thats literally oberyn martell

strong mango
austere salmon
dapper trail
#

cool slicing his face off, i guess

dapper trail
pearl cliff
austere salmon
dapper trail
#

yep

tawdry vale
#

My drip this run was immaculate.

strong mango
dapper trail
strong mango
proven verge
quick shadow
#

anyone have any idea how people are doing the very fast dashes?

dapper trail
proven verge
austere salmon
dapper trail
#

lol

quick shadow
# proven verge its a mod

there was a reddit clip with unarmed against all bosses and he was able to get some nuts speed was that modded?

tawdry vale
# strong mango That seems mean fr

The moment I stop sparing Willies is if he says any other Taunt other than "Now Sir!" Because why should I spare the guy who just called me a mangy cur?

proven verge
quick shadow
#

cool

#

ty

dapper trail
tawdry vale
#

When you die doing some really stupid fucking tactic:

proven verge
pearl cliff
dapper trail
tawdry vale
#

2 Equally matched warriors

proven verge
dapper trail
vale bronze
#

how dowload full game

#

???

proven verge
dapper trail
#

not out yet :I

proven verge
vale bronze
dapper trail
#

like cutting into like a really massive grape

#

gotta go eat a sandwhich before its to late bye will

proven verge
dapper trail
#

nice clip

#

spin kick never get old

strong mango
austere salmon
#

Never a fancy sweeping kick, but a devastating dick slice? Certainly

dapper trail
#

YEAAAAAAAAA

#

i just stared willie down while walking up to him

obtuse kiln
#

nah I just did some batman type shit. Matchup is sword and buckler vs longsword: I threw my buckler at my oppnents face, concussing him, then proceded to slice him up while he was still dazed. Top 10 moments in my halfsword career

strong mango
#

Does anyone know how to fix my screen tearing on discord or youtube or anything.

obtuse kiln
strong mango
#

It doesn't happen in any games but it happens out of games.

dapper trail
#

OMG

#

THAT HAPPENS TO ME TOO

austere salmon
strong mango
#

It's so annoying.

dapper trail
#

AND I ALWAYS HAVE TO ALT TAB BACK AND FORTH TO FIX IT

#

AAAAAAAAA

dapper trail
#

gonna just google what the translation is one sec'

#

its "affinity

finite river
#

Dawg the shield enemies in the ultimate challenge are so annoying

#

They just run into you until you fall over

dapper trail
#

affinity

cunning aspen
#

So the best of polearms is?...

dapper trail
dapper trail
past reef
#

hey guys, question but how do ppl in clips jump really high or sidekick ?

dapper trail
#

but prob billhook or plancon/war stick

strong mango
#

e

#

I might've fixed it.

dapper trail
#

w-whatat do you mean youve fixed it

snow otter
#

I want to learn how to wield a scythe just like those NPCs who cut me down with one hit 👊

dapper trail
#

TELL MEE

cunning aspen
strong mango
#

I might've fixed the screan tearing.

strong mango
#

jk

dapper trail
#

grr

strong mango
#

uh

#

go to

#

nvidia control panel

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go to 3d settings

cyan hawk
dapper trail
#

mhm

strong mango
#

go to global settings

dapper trail
#

mhm

cyan hawk
austere salmon
strong mango
#

max sure ur max frame rate is the same as ur monitor

dapper trail
#

mhm

strong mango
#

and then make sure your vertical sync is on fast

cyan hawk
dapper trail
#

mhm

strong mango
#

then it fixed

#

I think

dapper trail
#

orrrrrrrrrrr

cyan hawk
finite river
strong mango
#

I've had it on for like 2 minutes

dapper trail
#

i can just toggle it on i halfsword

#

...

strong mango
#

...

austere salmon
dapper trail
#

i only have the screen tears when half sword is up

strong mango
#

buts its working for me so far

tulip spire
#

why is pitchfork so dang good

dapper trail
#

cheese

#

grilled cheese

tulip spire
#

o'm eating a grilledun right nao

snow otter
tulip spire
#

yeah candlesticks and candlestaves are both really fucking good for their sizes

snow otter
#

Will it be possible to go out against knights in full armor with stools in hand?

tulip spire
#

we'll see who's to win this battle

strong mango
dapper trail
finite river
#

When are they gonna fix the axe damagers bro

strong mango
dapper trail
#

NOT LIKE TAHT

strong mango
#

ohhhhh

snow otter
dapper trail
#

yeah i found it wierd first too

strong mango
finite river
#

Why does Willy just randomly stop moving in the ultimate challenge bro 😭

strong mango
#

and like u cant exactly use stools

#

but u can use pitchforks or just fists

tulip spire
#

aa my leg 😭

strong mango
strong mango
dapper trail
#

NOPE NOPE NOPE FUCK YOU

cunning aspen
#

I tried to end Willie but accidentaly cut both of his arms off

dapper trail
tulip spire
#

let's try again

snow otter
#

Just black screen

dapper trail
#

aw

#

for context i got stabbed and my arm fell off

#

i the proceded to kick the ever-living shit outa willie

tulip spire
#

goofy ahhä

snow otter
dapper trail
tulip spire
vapid hull
tulip spire
#

wha'aba'i

dapper trail
tulip spire
#

also: yippe moment

dapper trail
#

yippe

tulip spire
dapper trail
#

are you scandinavian

snow otter
#

yippe

tulip spire
dapper trail
vapid hull
dapper trail
#

me too yuh

vapid hull
#

Helloou

tulip spire
dapper trail
tulip spire
#

beautiful pair of ships right there

dapper trail
#

im covinced that isnt real

#

so fking cute

strong mango
cunning aspen
#

Well that was rude.
Opponent just stab me with polearm in the face and i died in a moment

dapper trail
#

if he was scandinavian idk

snow otter
vapid hull
dapper trail
#

cool cool

strong mango
tulip spire
bronze dust
dapper trail
#

there are funnier words

bronze dust
strong mango
dapper trail
#

maybe whjat

cunning aspen
strong mango
dapper trail
#

im eating royal gala

snow otter
#

are the developers going to make this game with a plot? like kingdom come deliverance, or metro exodus or cs 1.6

dapper trail
#

idk