halfsword-chat-⚔

[warm void]

people should put this as their wallpaper fr

[glad ore]

[warm void]

😈

[lunar oxide]

Little bit more practice with longsword.

[umbral nimbus]

the first boss feels more difficult than the next few levels all on his own

[warm void]

I solo'd him with fists

he is easy

[dapper trail]

Color version

[snow gulch]

samurai willie

[edgy jacinth]

this is sick bro

[dapper trail]

Thanks

I think the version that isnt colored is better tho

Also

[warm void]

damn

gojo

or go

[dapper trail]

FINGER WORM

[balmy wind]

Me staring at my willie after he gets cut in half by a candle bottom to the side

wtf

im trying the gauntlet again and no matter how loud I turn on king von I keep dying in the most stupid fucking ways

[warm void]

I just make'em surrender during the ultimate challenge

hold a blade to their neck fr.

[balmy wind]

Im struggling doing that with the first two bosses lmfao

They are the hardest ones

for no reason

[warm void]

third boss is harder, I can do the first two fist only.

[dull nova]

they should add jaw rotation

[balmy wind]

I meant the first and third 😭

I forgot which ones were which

I over think the first one ngl

listening to von helped

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kjgitIAjIHgglmq3K?invite=cr-MSxidkgsMTk5NzIwMzEy

why no embed I hate you

[scarlet mountain]

how can I send photo ?

[sudden pewter]

@scarlet mountain gotta get lvl 2 to send in this chat

[warm void]

Willy learns to crawl!

Willy is Willie's child

[sudden pewter]

u can sen in photography though

[balmy wind]

I had to add the part of me chopping him in half after the fight it was vital

just fyi

[balmy wind]

Oh my god!! So adorable ❤️ ❤️

He'll grow up big and strong!!

[scarlet mountain]

It's not a quality photo. I killed the last boss and was going to post his photo.

[sudden pewter]

it doesnt matter people send all kinds of photos there

[scarlet mountain]

ok thx

[balmy wind]

idc if people wanna dawg but focus is so fucking helpful for using shields

Like the buckler goes from mid to S tier

[waxen pulsar]

why is loot so rare in the abyss ??

I'm going into knight tier with only jackchains 😭

[balmy wind]

THATS SO FUCKING REAL BRO

THEY SENT ME TO FIGHT A NIGHT WITH A T-SHIRT AND A LAMP 😭

[waxen pulsar]

ONG BRO

I WENT AN ENTIRE TIER WITHOUT A SINGLE BOX SPAWNING

[lethal sequoia]

this game is a masterpiece hope the devs don't give up on it

[balmy wind]

😭

[waxen pulsar]

abyss loot buff pls

🙏

[balmy wind]

yk what if the people in abyss are also people stuck there

youre just shit whooping guys that are doing the same thing as you

[waxen pulsar]

why are the abyss people 3v1ing me then 😭

we in the same situation vro relax

[balmy wind]

uhhhmmm co-op hint??? WINK WINK DEVS WINK WINK

[waxen pulsar]

co-op would be so fun because I could duel my friends

please bruh I beg

[warm void]

impossible, im sorry.

splitscreen is possibly in the future though.

although, not confirmed.

[lethal sequoia]

thats extremely dissapointing but this game is still a masterpiece no matter what

[warm void]

maybe if we get internet as fast as 0 ms, then it could become a possibility. However, calculating two inputs in a physics game is kinda impossible.

[balmy wind]

human fall flat did it

[lethal sequoia]

ethernet

[waxen pulsar]

even split screen would be peak

wtf I just cut this dude in half and he's still alive

[balmy wind]

if people wanted to see your clips they'd look in gamefootage

[balmy wind]

My honest reaction to stabbing a guy in the chest only to watch him

swing his falchion

and cut my head off

[waxen pulsar]

THE DAMAGE IS SO UNEQUAL THOUGH

[oblique yacht]

Sorry I thought I could post clips here too it don’t say it’s against the rules sharing them in here?

[waxen pulsar]

I literally flicked my sword across this dudes throat and he starts bleeding profusely

AND THIS DUDE KEEPS RUNNING AT ME WITH HIS PITCH FORK

STABS ME IN THE THIGH AND I INSTA DIE

[balmy wind]

I DIED TO THE END OF A FUCKING CANDLE STICK FASTER THAN A GUY STABBED THROUGH THE HEAD DID

[waxen pulsar]

LMAOO

[balmy wind]

THIS IS SOME THE LAST OF US GROUNDED BULLSHIT

[balmy wind]

ALSO I GOT STABBED N THE SHOULDE RTOO

[waxen pulsar]

"we're making the game harder" YEAH BY MAKING THE ENEMIES FUCKING OMNIMAN

WHY CAN THEY TANK AN AXE TO THE SKULL

[balmy wind]

PLEASSEE MAKE THEM USE ACTUAL TECHNIQUES INSTEAD OF JUST SCALING DMG 🙏

[balmy wind]

IK IT MAY BE HARD BUT ITLL BE WORTH IT

[balmy wind]

itch.io hallfsword spotted

recognised the blood and axe

[warm void]

I cant say its the same, maybe with the networking or physics, one of them probably causes it.

[waxen pulsar]

I recognized the map personally

[balmy wind]

nah I always used the snowmap a lot more than the castle

[waxen pulsar]

itch.io halfsword was so fun and then my friend told me the playtest was on steam

my pc couldn't run the snow map 😭

[warm void]

Probably adrenaline or indominatable human spirit.

[balmy wind]

Why dont I get any

Am I fucking alien

[waxen pulsar]

where's MINE

[balmy wind]

Why did I get sent to the abyss after a stab in the shin

My guy didnt even fall over

[modest whale]

itch.io and demo are the best ones

[waxen pulsar]

this dude slightly GRAZES my hand and my character starts screaming and crying

AT LEAST LET ME SWING MY UNINJURED HAND

YOU'RE GONNA DIE DUMBASS

[warm void]

you get the ability to revive any health aslong as you either win or surrender in a fight.

[balmy wind]

YEAH BUT I CANT BECAUSE THAT LITTLE BIT OF HEALTH TAKEN AWAY

[waxen pulsar]

lwky I'm just a lizard

[balmy wind]

KILLLS MEEEE

[waxen pulsar]

I regrow that shit

[warm void]

you get indominatable human spirit in the abyss though

you heal hp remember?

[waxen pulsar]

not completely though

some dude flicked his sword across my right arm

and I couldn't use it for the rest of my ENTIRE abyss playthrough

[orchid spindle]

Well then get good at one handing

[waxen pulsar]

I got to knight tier with one hand but then lost to the boss

[warm void]

not as bad as me, some random guy strike me on my thigh, my head suddenly decapitates.

[waxen pulsar]

this is so real

[warm void]

I have a video

[waxen pulsar]

scythe guy grazes your ass cheek and suddenly I'm in 15 pieces

[balmy wind]

got my arm broken 3 seconds into an abyss run and just swung on people the entire rest of the abyss

[balmy wind]

I survived to the next boss then he tore me in half but it was fun

[jolly gorge]

I just swing like a luncatic regardless of how many of my limbs are intact

[balmy wind]

I try to use techniques

I forgot how to swing

Like a lunatic

[waxen pulsar]

😭

[warm void]

I used to be so good at parrying, something changed.

[waxen pulsar]

bro my character has the stamina of a 90 year old man

[balmy wind]

my sensetivity is down a lot now so I cant swing like a mf and my lower tiers are so hard

[waxen pulsar]

JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GET ON WITH IT

[warm void]

it was probably some guy who strike my neck 5 battles earlier, took 5 battles later to take effect (anime logic)

[balmy wind]

There is three things I hate about Half sword despite how much I love it

1. Inconsistent Damage

2. Stamina

3. How you get up like a parapalegic snowman despite wearing no armour

[orchid spindle]

I do get, and sympathize with your bitching about arm damage, I feel like a good half of my good Baron attempts are completely ruined by arm damage

[waxen pulsar]

"I actually cut you in half 13 episodes ago and you never realized"

[balmy wind]

Have you guys ever tripped irl do you lay on the ground and go

hhanngnahhauughhhdahhwbabhdbabhdbhw

And slowly get up

Im a fucking amputee I get up faster than that

GOD

[modest whale]

yeah i have

[waxen pulsar]

whenever I lay down

I actually take 30 minutes to get up while bitching and crying

[modest whale]

like twice

[orchid spindle]

Yeah last time I tripped I kind of just stayed on the ground for a little bit moaning

[waxen pulsar]

(lore accurate)

[orchid spindle]

I feel like it's a completely normal response

[waxen pulsar]

not when you're in the middle of combat vro

[balmy wind]

Theres a difference between falling over and like hitting your knee

like alone on the sidewalk

[warm void]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-katana-slash-dmc5-gif-24104354

[balmy wind]

And tripping and hitting your knee when someone is trying to kill you

[waxen pulsar]

"oh yes, I just tripped over my shoe lace in the middle of a duel against a madman with an axe. I ought to lay here and let him cut me in two!"

[balmy wind]

EXACTLY

[modest whale]

yeah

[waxen pulsar]

MY CHARACTER FELL OVER MID BOSS FIGHT

[modest whale]

stay on the ground and like

[orchid spindle]

Personally I don't think I'd get into a situation where a guy was trying to kill me with a lumber ax

[oblique yacht]

@balmy wind hey soul
I seen a lot of people post clips and even just recently a guy posted a clip how come when I posted a clip you got mad at me just asking not trying to trigger anybody

[waxen pulsar]

BECAUSE HE WAS UNSHEATHING A SWORD

[modest whale]

lean your head under his axe too

[waxen pulsar]

LIKE WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT

[warm void]

should've tied yo shoe.

[waxen pulsar]

HOW DO YOU TRIP FROM DRAWING A WEAPON

[jolly gorge]

I think they are a little dramatic when it comes to stamina

like you can fall over maybe, but not stay there for 30 seconds. Without any movement

[warm void]

sheathing is one of the most buggiest feature in the game.

dw

[modest whale]

the whole screen turns black if you punch too fast

[warm void]

it happens a lot.

[modest whale]

or swing too fast

[waxen pulsar]

I remember in the demo I sheathed a sword wrong

and then I got flung so far I went off the map

[orchid spindle]

I used to be able to reliably speed boat my way across the abyss my intentionally fucking up how sheathed the flat sword

[balmy wind]

When I was like in middleschool someone ran into me at full speed and I slammed my head into a doorway

Still got up faster than a willie who tripped over a stick on the ground

[balmy wind]

Used to do this with the dagger

[orchid spindle]

Straight up just zero to 80 cross the map

Good times good times all around

[warm void]

used to do this with a toothpick.

[balmy wind]

used to do it with a maderaser

[orchid spindle]

Is there any legitimate advice to defeating the baron gauntlet, other than Get Lucky

[bleak canopy]

Hey I’ve got a question on how I fix this. I was messing with the settings and put rx12 and now every time I try a open halfsword it crashes anyone know how to fix it pleases

[warm void]

you should fly away.

[balmy wind]

did you use the fucking force

[warm void]

yes

[waxen pulsar]

I need to learn this method

[severe iron]

willie would immediately die trying to walk through a busy walkway in downtown New York
this is a fact

[orchid spindle]

The Humble angloid peasant is able to access telekinetic powers in moments of extreme duress

[waxen pulsar]

if a nine year old child lightly bumped into the side of a willie he would be ripped in two

[warm void]

its an unknown bug, I found it, couldn't find out how to do it again after 1 hour of tinkering.

[balmy wind]

willie falling over and getting trampled after trying to use irish public transport

[umbral nimbus]

I just got the furthest I've been and then my guy clipped into a shield and died

[modest whale]

angloid

[orchid spindle]

Next Halloween update Willy's going to be able to cast chain lightning

[waxen pulsar]

can we lwky just make willie palpatine

[warm void]

true.

[warm void]

maybe.

[balmy wind]

never try to use shields and if you do

do not trust them

you learn this the hard way I apologise

[waxen pulsar]

only good shield in the game is the punching shield

[severe iron]

Contact sports in the half sword universe would be horrific

[waxen pulsar]

you punch them slightly hard and they go flying out of the ring 😭

[umbral nimbus]

it was a shield on the floor

but yeah shields seem bad

[modest whale]

they fall over like sumotori dream

[severe iron]

getting tackled in American football would be lethal 9/10

[umbral nimbus]

are the buhurts worth doing? I'm relatively new so I'm not sure what do do into armor

[orchid spindle]

I would love to see a lacrosse game with half sword physics and rules

[waxen pulsar]

the clipping of the helmet into your torso would cause you to be ripped in two at the waist

[orchid spindle]

Stick check somebody a little too hard and they just fall down and don't get up

[warm void]

for fun, it has no benefits other than 2 points + fun

[balmy wind]

Buhurts pair you up against a knight, militia, and smth else I forget the name of

You can usually just stab people in the back + its really fun

Get like a spear

Also if your teammates all die youre not soloing js give up

[orchid spindle]

They're very good for preparing you to deal with multiple enemies at once

[umbral nimbus]

Swords seem quite good. Not sure about shields and spears

Stabbing weapons seem inconsistent

[warm void]

I think the most fun is just being the goat and teaming on them.

[severe iron]

swing
miss
hit player
he’s suddenly on the floor
”GRANT ME LEAVE TO LIVE. IM AT THEE MERCY”
winar

[balmy wind]

Spears are awesome I discovered recently how accurate the halfsword alt is for them

[warm void]

wtf you mean, we solo'd 4 people in Baron Challenge.

[waxen pulsar]

I'm lwky him so I can solo the entire enemy team

[jolly gorge]

if willie played any sport, he would turn into ashes the second the ball touches him (if there is one involved in the first place of course)

[balmy wind]

Im talking if youre like militia versus a knight, a low tier knight, and a random another miltia

[orchid spindle]

The stabbing part of the spear is optional, the part you got to learn is the big stick part

[warm void]

all you need is a heavy weapon, attack their head, they fall down, put weapon on neck, they give up, repeat and continue.

its easy.

[umbral nimbus]

The good news is I've finally figured out how to consistently kill the first boss lol

[waxen pulsar]

willie would be a good soccer player

[severe iron]

every weapon after soldier is a blunt weapon

[warm void]

good game, I just punch him till he gives up.

[jolly gorge]

with all the flopping, 100%

[warm void]

no weapons

[waxen pulsar]

when he kicks the ball he explodes and the other team gets a red card

[warm void]

just straight up left right.

[balmy wind]

okay chat but im gonna lose my shit why is it when I block with a buckler their sword just slides off it and hits me anyways

[umbral nimbus]

Yeah my mistake was trying to beat him at his own game

[orchid spindle]

It's called the buckler not a blocker

[umbral nimbus]

I either just punch him or knife him in the gut

[orchid spindle]

Love a good knife stab

[warm void]

never fight an axe user ;-; they deal the most dmg

[balmy wind]

Goalie willie dying after catching a thirty kmh ball to the stomach

[balmy wind]

Its used to deflect attacks but whenever I try its literally useless

[warm void]

Willie can survive an atomic bomb if he given to surrender at the last millescond.

[waxen pulsar]

abyss demo willie and modern demo willie are two different species

[balmy wind]

I try to batter away a mace

"Naw keys"

Knocks me out instantly

[waxen pulsar]

the old demo willie could tank 15 mace shots to the face and still get up with regen

[warm void]

old demo willy can be a whole ass skeleton and still be alive.

[umbral nimbus]

I'm not far enough for it to be a huge issue, but what do you do into armor? Is blunt more effective?

[warm void]

hes literally the meaning of indomintable human spirit.

[orchid spindle]

Head damage even with a helmet is just so much more intense now

[warm void]

big spear, always big spear. The spear in militia or something with spikes everywhere is effective on all levels.

[waxen pulsar]

this is true

I checked the face of my willie once and it was just

BONE

[orchid spindle]

The stabby part of the pole arm is for people without armor, the long stick part of the pole arm is for hitting people with armor

[warm void]

old demo had such good gore

🙁

[severe iron]

FACT!: cities as we know them today did not exist during the medieval period. this is because before the Industrial Revolution the average person could not bump into another person without breaking their bones and dying, making densely populated areas incredibly lethal!

[waxen pulsar]

ong

I miss the disembowelment shit

[warm void]

you used to be able to see the muscles itself, bones aswell.

[waxen pulsar]

yeah the new playtest gets close but

its nowhere near as good

[umbral nimbus]

I haven't successfully done the abyss even once

[orchid spindle]

The woke took away all the cool Gore from my peasant slaughtering video game, all that's left is this very fun physics-based fighting game and what's the point of that

[waxen pulsar]

they nerfed the scythe too

rest in peace

💔

[balmy wind]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message

[warm void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1281820648653455430/image.png?ex=682aa781&is=68295601&hm=3bbfc01c64b54e62e5f64831b22776cbf66a26459f68fc4f16da3561727ab6f8&

[balmy wind]

old demo willie

I dont know how I got him like that

[warm void]

uhh, its blank.

just black.

[grand thicket]

Jesus fucking crist

[balmy wind]

wait

ten seconds

[waxen pulsar]

old willie is my goat

bring my man back

[errant fossil]

willie fell off

[balmy wind]

This was made before tiktok brain was a thing bare with the ten second wait 🙏 🙏

[warm void]

blood was so good in the early days, now its just a blob of ketchup.

[balmy wind]

Trying to take a photo with someone bleeding is a pain

[umbral nimbus]

Also what faction is best

[balmy wind]

like

why the blood look like that

[balmy wind]

LESS DMG IDC

[waxen pulsar]

I still have the old demo installed so sometimes I play it

[balmy wind]

🙏

[errant fossil]

its hre fr

[grand thicket]

I dont see the blood as a problem now but the moddeling under it is

It's terrible

[warm void]

theres no incredible difference, skill is over perks.

[orchid spindle]

Willie is like some sort of small mammal to me, in my mind he could talk to woodchucks and squirrels for secret information

[grand thicket]

Back then you could see his shatered ribs and other muscles ripped and exposed bones, etc

Now it's... I dont even know how to describe it

[orchid spindle]

He's able to dig in the grass for hidden roots that humans aren't able to digest

[grand thicket]

Just painting willie

[warm void]

100% agreed, now they just UV map over the skin and say its done.

[grand thicket]

With red

[grand thicket]

For real

I would like to see some improvement in the violence with the flesh and bones being exposed in real time but i feel that would make the optimizing problems worse

[orchid spindle]

I feel like the level of Gore that we're at now is passable

[grand thicket]

The game just crashes too much

[balmy wind]

I tried to use my buckler to block the third bosses great sword and watched it completely skip past it then chop from my shoulder all the way down to my groin

I dunno why I expected it to help any

[warm void]

nvm, i didnt watch over 15 seconds, my brain has rotted.

my attention span is so cooked.

[balmy wind]

😭

[grand thicket]

It's decent i guess

[balmy wind]

All I could say is

"DAMMMMNNN"

[warm void]

I forgot why they had to change.

[grand thicket]

What the fuck?

[balmy wind]

but in like a really distraught way

[warm void]

maybe transition from unreal 4 to unreal 5?

I forgor

[balmy wind]

I think thats it

atleast itd make sense

[grand thicket]

[severe iron]

smwormd

[balmy wind]

swmao

[grand thicket]

And i really hate what they did with swords tho

[warm void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1313152638321426594/image.png?ex=682a99f2&is=68294872&hm=575f8db5b90a4d9c82ae184bb1f6040a06d26f69f53e114cfb912db944abd2b9&

[grand thicket]

I dont remember if back then they were as lethal as they are right now

[warm void]

this gore is so bad compared to the old one

[balmy wind]

Sadly halfswords made some pretty bad choices in the past few updates

just imo

[umbral nimbus]

omni man

[grand thicket]

Its really been 2 years in demo man

We dont even have lore, any other game modes or anything

[umbral nimbus]

actually I take that back it's the chance of meatballs dad

[grand thicket]

I mean gauntlet and the abyss are ok

[balmy wind]

id rather die and restart than do abyss again in gauntlet

[grand thicket]

But they feel like recycling the things we already have with less gore

[warm void]

why is this so true.

[grand thicket]

Fuck

[warm void]

I saw some sneak peeks of gore, brain bashing, I wonder where tf that is now.

[balmy wind]

I swear the fucking candle stick does more damage than a hammer or iron shovel

it pisses me off lowkey like excuse me

wym im dying after it lightly touches me

[grand thicket]

I dont even know if They're even working on that

[balmy wind]

No guys they have to render horse shit!!

[grand thicket]

I genuinely dont understand how the fuck the candlestick can be so nimble and blunt demolishing at the same time

[severe iron]

me collapsing from exhaustion after someone rubbing a buckler against me saps all of my life force

[warm void]

wrong video

[errant fossil]

normal willie

[balmy wind]

SO FUCKING REALLL

[grand thicket]

XD

[severe iron]

that really was a hattori hanzo

[warm void]

stabbed myself with a candlestick, stay safe

[balmy wind]

I hate the lower tiers so much it makes me not do gauntlet

[errant fossil]

lower tiers are goated bro

[balmy wind]

naw

be fr

[warm void]

lower tiers are so goated

tf you mean

high tiers is just bonk till their fallen and then put weapon on their neck till they surrender.

[grand thicket]

Harakiri ahh kind of bugs

[balmy wind]

Low tiers is me getting group lynched by the candle stick merry men as they ignore eachother to fight the guy on the ground 😭

[latent moon]

willies skull is empty!

[warm void]

sounds like a skill issue of having yo back out.

[modest whale]

lynched 💀

[warm void]

"I have dishonor'd my enemy by trying to take my opponents fair use of weapons, I shall kill myself to not shame my family anymore." -- WIllie.

[severe iron]

the cherry on top for the candle stick is the 2 inch spike that holds the candle that can somehow drain all the blood from your body after being poked by it

[severe iron]

dum

[grand thicket]

Oh shit man

[river steppe]

how it feels to fight commoner boss

[warm void]

blunt dmg will have more gore, trust. 🙏

[grand thicket]

What if they added armour and weapons from other cultures?

[umbral nimbus]

I think my biggest problem with this game thus far is that the "challenging but rewarding" playstyle is kind of confounded by the combat itself being really buggy sometimes lol

[grand thicket]

Like samurai bullshit and all other tipes of stuff

Like spartan shields, all kinds of helmets

[warm void]

very buggy, I got stabbed in the leg and died instantly because I somehow was decapitated.

[balmy wind]

the type of shit six year olds pull then get a scar on their eyebrow for

[severe iron]

if I didn’t know any better then I’d say there’s a secret vacuum in every candle holder that immediately slurps pints worth of blood out of you upon being jabbed

[grand thicket]

Wingued hussars build or something?

[warm void]

they should add guns in a DLC fr fr.

[grand thicket]

I can literally mentally visualize this

[umbral nimbus]

Totally. And progress is very hard-earned. I fully expect at some point to get further than I ever have before and then die to a bug and crash out

[dapper trail]

Old artwork

[warm void]

reasonable crashout.

[grand thicket]

This kind of stuff would make multiplayer one hell of a pain in the ass to balance

[warm void]

safe?

[balmy wind]

Pretty sure they stated a million times now theyre just doing like 1300s or whatever europe

[dapper trail]

Yes i think so

[umbral nimbus]

How do you fight the pitchfork guys at peasant level lol

[dapper trail]

Majoras mask

Nye

[umbral nimbus]

if I 1v1 them I always die

[balmy wind]

smack their pitchfork out of the way then rush in past the pokey parts

[cinder mortar]

I find the combat with any weapon to be a bit clunky. Maybe I’m just a casual.

[warm void]

looks good.

the artstyle is nice.

[warm void]

my drawings are kinda crappy rn

[warm void]

NASTIEST LEFT HOOK I'VE SEEN.

[balmy wind]

They had the option to add stuff like heart stabs and stuff when adding the inner parts but they never did

imagine paralyzing someone by stabbing them in the spine

[warm void]

HE DIDNT EVEN GET TO SAY A WORD.

[umbral nimbus]

They never swing like that for me.

can't get an opening

[river steppe]

just like tell them to swing

[grand thicket]

I mean most of the stuff we find is entirely from medieval germany and other mixed up european cultures but... Yeah it's pretty boring and doesnt have any variety at all, we dont even have cut mail

[river steppe]

like how im doing

[umbral nimbus]

ohhhh

[warm void]

click G and taunt them.

[balmy wind]

max sensitivity

[river steppe]

look at how im motioning to the right

[cinder mortar]

How do you punch like THAT?

[warm void]

works, trust.

[river steppe]

it makes them swing to the right

[warm void]

I have clips ofme punching against armor'd willie;s

[river steppe]

move your body along with your punches

[grand thicket]

JESUS CHRIST

[balmy wind]

Why are you moving like prime Conor Mcgregor

lmfao

[umbral nimbus]

I literally didn't even know you could taunt why don't they have instructions for this

[river steppe]

im just goated like that

[grand thicket]

Bro that hook must be the cleanest and most feroucious hook i've ever seen

[cinder mortar]

I never knew how to actually dodge until a day ago.

[grand thicket]

Against a pitch fork

[umbral nimbus]

You can dodge???

[cinder mortar]

Yeah… you spin.

[umbral nimbus]

wdym?

[balmy wind]

you can dodge

?

[grand thicket]

Willie is trying to mew is shatered jaw back in place

[cinder mortar]

Yes… just get to full speed and spin. It sounds really fucking stupid but it works.

[balmy wind]

u made me say 'goodness me' outloud goddamn

[umbral nimbus]

I just tried it and it made me throw my weapon

[cinder mortar]

Without the mouse button held down, preferably.

[warm void]

another one.

[umbral nimbus]

No like I actually did the spin but my weapon flew away lol

[grand thicket]

Deleted it before willie kicks my ass out of the server

[cinder mortar]

Oh.

Heavy ass weapon, then/

[warm void]

I'm the king of left hooks if you give me some time to land the perfect hit.

[grand thicket]

Try it with the executioner (beggar boss)

[cinder mortar]

Do gauntlets enhance the punching??

[balmy wind]

I love fighting axeman with a sword its so cool to match their energy and just meet an overhead swing with an overhead swing to block it lmao

[river steppe]

im so powerful!!!

[balmy wind]

ofc bro theyre made out of metal

Brass knuckles

[warm void]

not really.

[balmy wind]

Farmer spoilance but I bee line for gauntlets

[river steppe]

he could sense the aura

[grand thicket]

[warm void]

the moment you have gauntlets, the enemies have helmets already.

[warm void]

I fight him fist only 99% of the time.

[umbral nimbus]

does anybody else struggle to consistently get past peasant lol

[river steppe]

ezpz beggar boss

[misty geyser]

will half sword have multiplayer once it drops

would be cool as shit

[grand thicket]

I mean you can get gauntlets in spoilance

[warm void]

almost impossbile unfortunately.

[grand thicket]

In beggar

[cinder mortar]

I don’t think…

[river steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-fortnite-reaction-ninja-low-taper-fade-gif-1784137995500051652

[grand thicket]

Real boxer then

[warm void]

I once just use grabs to kill the 2nd boss.

[cinder mortar]

Are there any other hidden mechanics in this game I don’t know about?

[warm void]

I have a clip

[warm void]

taunting maybe?

G

[umbral nimbus]

I am 50/50 on really liking this game and utterly despising it

[grand thicket]

If you throw a bucklet at someone you can onehot him (in case of headshot)

[cinder mortar]

If I can actually aim with my shaky ass hands and throw something and not hit the ground or the fence.

[warm void]

just a little bit of punches technically

mb

i didnt realise it.

[cinder mortar]

Also kicking, I think.

[river steppe]

streaming in vc

[warm void]

didnt use kick.

[cinder mortar]

Oh… my eyes decieve me.

[grand thicket]

Good luck then

[grand thicket]

I think you could hip throw someone

[warm void]

old playtest made it easy

now its kinda harder.

[grand thicket]

I mean i tried it but it ended up with me being stabbed

[grand thicket]

Back then trying that was buggy as hell

[warm void]

I love my beyblade willy

[cinder mortar]

I don’t think I’ve ever pulled off an actual block.

[river steppe]

is anyone gonna watch me play 😓

[grand thicket]

XD

[balmy wind]

listening to jackie chan sing Ill make a man out of you while practicing my karate on willies

[cinder mortar]

In… where?

[warm void]

old clip.

[river steppe]

in vc

click show all channels it should be there

i think

[cinder mortar]

I apologize for my stupidity, but I don’t think it’s there.

[grand thicket]

For a moment it sounded like that colliding body bug from gmod

[warm void]

@river steppe just finish him off.

[cinder mortar]

WHERE IS THE VC.

[river steppe]

ok

[warm void]

down.

[cinder mortar]

I’M LOOKING DOWN!!

[cinder mortar]

I only see the others channel, and that’s about it.

[warm void]

learning the perfect left hook isnt exactly easy. However, I reccomend you go midtier armor'd willie, and yeah.

[balmy wind]

whats the instructions

[warm void]

@river steppe aint no way you lost ;-;

[balmy wind]

im hitting mild left hooks

[cinder mortar]

i think this is a level thing…

i’m only level one

[warm void]

aim up, aim for the head.

your body regularly goes down.

I guess try to gather momentum too.

[balmy wind]

I punched the fence so hard my willie fell over and almost went unconcious

whoever decided to add this 'you will lose in 5 seconds' bullshit should be struck with lightning

[cinder mortar]

screw this shit i’m going to go play half sword

[warm void]

perfect pick up

mediocre gameplay

[balmy wind]

this game play is disugsting im sorry

[warm void]

how about this one? Just at the end.

I have some good decent sword gameplay too.

not sword gameplay, but I like this.

1-2-3

123 combo

[pallid oar]

wild

[warm void]

good one this time.

what do you think?

@balmy wind

sometimes, I feel like Willie's aim got weaker now, they used to parry me.

[umbral nimbus]

What's the difference between using alt to stab and double click to stab? I thiiink alt might be more accurate

[warm void]

none, alt stab is a lot smoother to do.

like, when your doing a swing and stop midway to stab, pick alt stab.

[river steppe]

i fell off

its 2 am for me rn

[warm void]

gn'

[river steppe]

gn

[jagged stream]

are sword still useful at man at arms

[warm void]

nope, you already get an extra sword at man at arms

[jagged stream]

ohh okay

and what about one handed maces? do they produce enough momentum to hurt them

through the armor

[warm void]

spiked stick is the best weapon, anything heavy related can clear abyss + ultimate challenge.

[jagged stream]

but theres no spiked stick in man at arms except i missed it

[warm void]

emang

yeah

ofc

[jagged stream]

what

[warm void]

what I mean is that, clearing using militia is possible

[jagged stream]

yes but i suck too much for that

[warm void]

have you done ultimate challenge?

[jagged stream]

no

[warm void]

if you get to ultimate challenge, try getting spiked stick at the very start.

[jagged stream]

i will, i liked it very much

but milita barely has armor and i need armor rn

[warm void]

ultimate challenge makes you fight 4 fully armored, I did it with 3 armor piece with spiked stick.

[jagged stream]

u hoh

uh oh

what if i die there

do i lose everything

[warm void]

nah, you dont die.

its relatively hard, timing and luck.

[jagged stream]

oh okay

i hope i will make it

ive been this far only once

[warm void]

goodluck.

man at arms boss is kinda tanky, just run away with a heavy weapon.

try to corner him, hit his head multiple times.

man at arms is relatively the easiest part, you rarely die since your so armor'd up,

[jagged stream]

what is a heavy weapon

[warm void]

weapon that deals blunt dmg

[jagged stream]

ohh

2 or 1 handed

because i chose the one with shield and mace

but i can use it 1 and 2 handed

[errant fossil]

2 handed for more power

[jagged stream]

okay i will try again

if i die now and lose everything i will crash out

[warm void]

shields kind of useless sometimes, blocking with your own blade is enough.

[slim plinth]

shields are funny to throw doe

[jagged stream]

im on the ground

:(

[warm void]

GET UP, DONT YOU DARE QUIT.

[jagged stream]

I DIDBNT

SIR

I AM CONTINUING

ômg i cant believe this

why does he just not care when i hit him

he was down already

I GOT HIM

YESSSS

i am finally a knight

[lavish gazelle]

hi all, did the game reset?

I beat the final mission ln and unlocked barron, I log on to day and it's reset

[jagged stream]

i dont think so but i was begger all the tiume

[lavish gazelle]

so, why did my game reset?

[jagged stream]

maybe a glitch

[lavish gazelle]

shit, what do I do?

[jagged stream]

thats a good question

[errant fossil]

go to free mode and see

[lavish gazelle]

I spent like 2 weeks trying to unlock barron

whats free mode? Abyss?

[errant fossil]

sandbox

its on the bottom right

[lavish gazelle]

oh

yes

that worked lol could i Have done that the whole time?!

[echo obsidian]

what weapon would you recommend for gauntlet veteran tier? (i went with the uh, yellow faction)

[jagged stream]

is the knight champion good

strong*

[echo obsidian]

idk

what did you use for veteran?

[lapis wing]

There's a sandbox?

[lavish gazelle]

u could cusotmise ur armour?

[echo obsidian]

the one two tiers below knight

[jagged stream]

hammer

[errant fossil]

i have poor choices of words

[echo obsidian]

okay

[lavish gazelle]

2hand axe or the barbed spear if u want it easy

[jagged stream]

polearm

[lavish gazelle]

barbed spear kills everything ez

[echo obsidian]

ok

[errant fossil]

war axe so good

😋

[lapis wing]

So no sandbox?

[errant fossil]

theres just free mode

[lapis wing]

Ah the free mode

Yeah I got it

[jagged stream]

wish me luck

[lapis wing]

Good luck

[jagged stream]

thank you

[light storm]

I WENT INTO A BRAVE STAND MATCH AND THEY ALL STARTED TURNING ON EACH OTHER

[jagged stream]

I WONJJ

WON

I AM BARON

BUT

I NEED TO DO ULTIMATE CHALLANG

[light storm]

HAH

[hollow sparrow]

I'm also on the ultimate challenge but I'm trying to beat it with nothing but my bare hands and feet

[light storm]

bro why do they keep killing each other 😭 they on the same team

[copper current]

Wait how can you access this game? I only get the total demo version with a black sky

[jagged stream]

my game crashed

when i almost killed the golden kngith

WHY

[light storm]

oh

just play the demo

it got an update

[umbral nimbus]

I'm getting that too lol

[light storm]

like weeks ago

[copper current]

Oh alright cheers bud

[umbral nimbus]

but only at a certain level

[light storm]

yeah its the third to the top

[jagged stream]

what can i do to stop crashes

[light storm]

lower your gore settings/graphics

[jagged stream]

^gore too?

[light storm]

yea

[jagged stream]

i just turned off blood

ty

[light storm]

maybe both

[umbral nimbus]

they started attacking each other at lower levels too

huh

wasn't happening before

[light storm]

lol what

yea

[dapper trail]

Willie is carrying a lil baby

[light storm]

I SNIPED A GUY AND TORE HIS LEG OFF

[late mauve]

why does my game keep crashing? it hasnt done it before

[narrow dirge]

hello guys, i got some problems with gamecrushing everytime on baron challenge after heavy armor men appeared. Any solution of this problem

[scarlet mountain]

The same thing happened to me. I lowered the maximum savagery to one level and haven't had a crash since then, but I don't know if it's a definitive solution.

[narrow dirge]

and i noticed that baron feels like so weak against all units, sometimes baron fall by his own weight and it looks so dumb. Seems like this challenge was nerfed

[narrow dirge]

any optimization mods or ini settings there?

[scarlet mountain]

no

[late phoenix]

I wish there was a option to not lose your character when you die too much 💔

[dapper vessel]

using the spear is actually hella underated

[dapper vessel]

there is

its called getting good B)

[pallid oar]

that's a real pain in the ass

[dapper vessel]

[late phoenix]

😭😭😭

Apparently I'm allergic

[steel folio]

Too much is lost, no reason to lose more

[gaunt sapphire]

has been

doesnt he say why losen more

[restive garnet]

Too much is lost, no reason to losent more

[iron shale]

speaken we of times, not of swerdes. let us sheathen our swerdes in honor.

[bitter cypress]

will the game have pvp?

[remote cipher]

hoßw can I play against friends in this game?

[karmic swift]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-limbs-restricted-kneeling-on-the-floor-screaming-sped-up-gif-14767206172411155766

[late phoenix]

I'm not sure if it is a in-game bug or it's just the laptop itself but when I play with a PS5 controller audio completely cuts out

[surreal quail]

lightsabers when

[radiant kelp]

Dude why does my character become so mentally ill in the ultimate challenge

the slightes hit and he falls over

[latent moon]

lol bro got punched

[errant fossil]

enemy's get buff

[late phoenix]

I'm actually surprised how good the controller support is

The only thing it lacks is camera mode and freeze time I believe

And being available to do any of the menu stuff

Other then that it's actually pretty great

[errant fossil]

no mods tho

[late phoenix]

what

well it's a controller not a console

You can still mod the game and use a controller

[errant fossil]

i didnt read

[late phoenix]

Ohh u though I meant console? 😭💔

[errant fossil]

😡

why you laugh

[late phoenix]

ermmm

God I can't wait until I order a steam deck and not overheat the laptop so much while playing half sword

[radiant kelp]

I see because they kick me once and im down

[late phoenix]

late reply but I believe no there are no plans to add pvp

[radiant kelp]

The ultimate challenge is so ass my character become the most flopshit ive ever seen

[brave ferry]

my game just crash

when i get the " Ultimate challenge " and i do the challenge , after 3 or 4 minutes my game just crash

but i dont lost my rank / progress

[solemn holly]

that is normal, it's a bug happening to everyone, try disabling gore and blood

[plush bronze]

is there a wiki abt HS in fandom?

[brave ferry]

ok , thx
But they will fix that in the next update right? ( Or next demo idk )

[summer pollen]

effective grip or nah?

[brave ferry]

effective

[summer pollen]

thank you for the affirmation, it'd obviously give more maximum angular velocity

[mild quarry]

That spin to back was good ngl

[dense escarp]

im sure someone has made this before

[edgy jacinth]

might do an 'every boss with every tier' challenge

should be uphill from beggar lol

[brave ferry]

fr

[edgy jacinth]

what's the worst weapon in every tier

[brave ferry]

i think is the small swords / daggers

or mass ( idk if i write right )

[edgy jacinth]

yeah small swords are pretty hard to use effectively

especially when they are wearing armor

[pearl ferry]

yippee arming sword duel

[spiral forge]

does anybody else's game crash in the final battle a lot?

[brave ferry]

The player or npc have balls? ( no jk , im really curious )

[pearl ferry]

no there's nothing there

[brave ferry]

just set the blood to 0

[brave ferry]

sad

[pearl ferry]

why that's the best option

[spiral forge]

is it the blood?

[brave ferry]

i wanna break some balls

[brave ferry]

ye

idk why

i think is bc the blood particules is something like the minecraft entities

[spiral forge]

sad

[brave ferry]

if u got so much in your world , your game crash

[spiral forge]

i presume it'll get fixed right...?

[brave ferry]

i think it will get

i hope 🙏

[severe iron]

physics object = epileptic seizure

[brave ferry]

ye

fr

[pearl ferry]

wht is your profile picture

is that roblox

[brave ferry]

ye

why

[pearl ferry]

Cus I own that exact hair accessory

[deep cradle]

guys

where is suggestions?

[umbral nimbus]

00000000

[mild quarry]

#1047240101152960525

I guess here

Cause I saw suggestions here

[spiral forge]

yahoo i bet half sword

[brave ferry]

lol

[velvet pine]

Well done bud, keep up the killing work

[spiral forge]

if you look in photography i just got a sick kill lol

[velvet pine]

Well as Wutang said, protect ya neck.

[muted atlas]

when is there gonna be a next major update on half sword?

[solemn holly]

as far as we know, Q4 2025, early access release

[bright rose]

i keep losing to commoner boss, im forcing myself to use different weapons cuz the games gotten boring

ive been using the thin longsword on commoner

i just cant parry his attacks

like i can parry the spikey stick boss ive beatern him with the commoner boss long sword in abyss (i love his sword)

[raw bison]

have you tried using the pitchfork from the peasant class? I run straight through commoner without changing from peasant

[bright rose]

didnt read first message award

[raw bison]

lmao

didnt read my message reward ass

you can use the peasant in the commoner class

[bright rose]

ive beatern everything up to ult

yes

[raw bison]

the pitchforks reach makes it significantly easier

[bright rose]

ive beatern him before

BUT I WANT TO USE DIFFERENT WEAPONS SMARTASS

[raw bison]

Ok so i misunderstood your message, didn't not read it

idk who hurt you but enjoy talking to other people lmao you're sad

[soft osprey]

You got this champ

I believe in you

[bright rose]

thanks

[soft osprey]

More than I’ve ever believed in anyone

[bright rose]

id love ultimate but my pc cant chop it atm

[shell radish]

Just run at him and kick the shit out of him

Willies have poor balance

[soft osprey]

Download more ram and a better graphics card ez pz

[shell radish]

They dont drink enough orange juice

[flat delta]

have they announced if they have plans for multiplayer yet?

[soft osprey]

#faq

Nerd

Nerd x2

[solemn holly]

they've said it's highly unlikely that multiplayer will happen on launch, but they'll look into adding it when the game is in a more finished state

[soft osprey]

Nerd x3

[solemn holly]

there's no guarantee it'll be added though

[bright rose]

the greatsword in question:

[soft osprey]

My god you’re making it worse with every comment

Now he’s an autistic nerd

[shell radish]

Wait for him to swing then charge in

[raw bison]

if he cant' figure it out with a sword i doubt charging will help him lol

[deep cradle]

FR

its so op man

[soft osprey]

Of course. Do you know how many autistic hema enthusiasts we have here?

[deep cradle]

Alright

thanks

[polar urchin]

who has mods

[soft osprey]

Historical European martial arts!

Medieval weapons and armor fighting

[shell radish]

In the halfsword cinematic universe the pitchfork is the peak of peasant craftsmanship

[flat delta]

ah as long as its a future option

[soft osprey]

Cause nerds

Like I said

[bright rose]

ok, tell me then smartass. how do you use a sword to beat him?

[polar urchin]

in the enhancer mod how tall can my character be

[kind ginkgo]

it may not be ever, physics replication on ue5 is extremely tempermental and may never work without them rebuilding the game entirely

[soft osprey]

Halfsword community consists of furries, hema enthusiasts, and autistic people. Which all happen to go hand in hand.

It’s pretty great

[flat delta]

oh..

[raw bison]

since I live in your head rent free I'll spell it out for you in the nicest way you deserve pal. You cut him with the sword.

[bright rose]

can confirm, my furry friend immediately loved hs

[summer zealot]

yo

did they take down the playtest?

[bright rose]

no shit! i was trying to hit him with the pummel!

[shell radish]

The only reason the commoner boss is hard to beat is because his sword has almost twice the reach of yours. Wait for him to swing then quickly swing where his sword is not guarding

[soft osprey]

U look so cool

[summer zealot]

damn

[raw bison]

maybe you're bad pal idk

[solemn holly]

playtest has been merged with the demo, just update it

[summer zealot]

aight man

[raw bison]

have you tried calming down? because you seem irate

[summer zealot]

ty guys

[kind ginkgo]

playtest = freemode in demo

[soft osprey]

If you keep the old files you can launch the playtest through the exe

[bright rose]

yeah, i think im just impatient as well

[soft osprey]

Are two people fighting right now in the middle of our conversation

You two settle down

[bright rose]

yeah

[raw bison]

I'm just laughing at dude sorry

[bright rose]

"You two settle down" 🤓

[raw bison]

scoundrel behavior if im being honest

[soft osprey]

You know what Andrew, I was in the middle of writing a scathing comment to make lizard king rethink his choices but now

[raw bison]

this from a guy who cant beat a commoner lmao

[soft osprey]

Now you can go screw yourself Andrew

[raw bison]

why would one want to play the playtest? I keep seeing people ask about it

[summer zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-are-you-sure-omni-man-gif-10978130412778304783

[bright rose]

do i have to send the clip of me one shotting him from ages ago with pitchfork?

[soft osprey]

Some people like the playtest combat better, but they are wrong obviously

[kind ginkgo]

i just dislike the beggar boss so much. every time im able to successfully knock him over he gets extra death by his own axe

[soft osprey]

Hell we’ve had some people try to revert the demo back to the old one too

[raw bison]

congratrulations on the easiest win? Im sorry you're still stuck on the advice I gave when I misunderstood your comment lmao

like who hurt you bro why are you such a sad seething little man

[soft osprey]

Fellas come on now can’t we all get along

[bright rose]

try to aim for his arms

[raw bison]

go beat him with the sword and come back

[soft osprey]

Neither of you are as good as me

[raw bison]

I challenge you to a duel then

oh wait

[summer zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/pretty-sure-mark-grayson-maybe-yes-invincible-gif-20907699

[solemn holly]

making enemies is much more fun then making friends

bitch

[soft osprey]

No I don’t want to make you feel bad about yourself

The perfect defence..

[kind ginkgo]

he likes to murder me before i can pick up any items lol

[deep cradle]

yo guys

i made suggestion

[raw bison]

Too late I did that myself

[bright rose]

its almost like i knew your "advice" before i even joined this sever!!!!

[kind ginkgo]

cuz the loot pile is sooo random

[raw bison]

bro is still complaining crazy

[bright rose]

run away

[surreal niche]

anyone knows how to disable willies' pain? like he looses an arm but still keeps on fighting

[soft osprey]

Here let me help you. What’s the issue you’re having? I missed it in chat

[kind ginkgo]

most successful item in there ive used is the short candlestick

that one almost always impales em in the ribs

[raw bison]

he's bad at the game

[solemn holly]

you can't currently

[surreal niche]

sucks

[soft osprey]

Lizard king you’re about to become uh..cooked..lizard king

[bright rose]

huh oh i cant seem to get how to beat commoner with a sword. i dont wanna cheese him cuz thats getting boring

[soft osprey]

And you strictly want to do it with a sword?

[bright rose]

eh, anything but pitchfork

it just gottern boring

cuz ive beatern gauntlet -ult 3+ times

[raw bison]

my guy just typed huh oh out like you verbally asked him a question but I'm in the wrong lmao. Back to stabbing npcs

[soft osprey]

Well we have certain threads you can go to, to watch clips and ask for advice, for specific weapons. You’ll probably get better answers there

Have you checked out #1263248218297339915

Orr

#1263255402729181184

#1272825249892929608

[bright rose]

baron seems easy

[soft osprey]

We have a few others

[raw bison]

armor do be heavy

[deep cradle]

disarmed boss and made him hold a stool instead lol

[bright rose]

im too good with volgue, its become boring to dash thru the game with it

[raw bison]

why don't those just show up normally for me? do you have to search for a specific thread or find them all compiled somewhere? I'm discord dumb sorry

[bright rose]

yeah, you have to look for the thread itself iirc

[soft osprey]

Well idk about pc but on mobile if you press and hold on the channel, options will come up and you can press threads to see all of them in that channel

[raw bison]

This guy is absolutely hilarious. "I'm too good at the game this way it's boring why can't i beat it this way" now he's in my head rent free

[tribal cairn]

This has probably been said somewhere, but is there information about weapons like rapier or some curved swords making it into the game? It probably wouldn't make sense for rapier since it is a much later sword in history than a longsword, but I'm just wondering if this has been discussed.

[bright rose]

is blud living in the 1800s?

[raw bison]

Andrew in all reality I love you pal and the answer to your question honestly is just be patient and practice your swings

[bright rose]

youre the one being sad rn

oh fucking fight club ref

[soft osprey]

Oh ok if you hover over the Channel with your mouse you’ll see an active threads thing pop up and you can then see them all, on pc

[raw bison]

Thank you I am on PC but that bad me realize that I can hover to see the same

[bright rose]

i love fight club (the book)

[raw bison]

told me as i was typing lmao thank you good sir

[slow jolt]

i wonder how the youtube people pull off super precise hits

actual magic

[bright rose]

NOOO

[raw bison]

poor guy missed the message i didnt tag him in 😭

[tribal cairn]

slow mo and retries

[slow jolt]

i see

might try using slow mo

[soft osprey]

Seeing the one clip out of dozens that are good

[bright rose]

almost like you dont live rent free in my head?

[soft osprey]

Fellas can y’all just kiss and make up

[tribal cairn]

slow mo is king, it eats a lot of stamina, but if you go for a parry and 1 hit kill it's enough

[whole pike]

what..

[soft osprey]

2 guys have been arguing for like 20 minutes now.

[whole pike]

oh i see

for what reason?

[raw bison]

did you beat him yet buddy?

[bright rose]

naw its me in my mask

[soft osprey]

Because one guy wants to beat the ultimate challenge with a sword

[raw bison]

I'm rootin for ya

[soft osprey]

And the other guy..idk

Is saying shut up

[raw bison]

he needs a bigger gpu first

[soft osprey]

Or something

[raw bison]

I'm just bored

[flat delta]

how on earth do you beat this tall as mf grete champion as a peasant

[soft osprey]

Praying

[raw bison]

i cant go shop for fishing stuff til my fiance wakes up

[soft osprey]

And pure skill

[whole pike]

is it hard?

[soft osprey]

Fishing is nice

[raw bison]

rush him with the gauntlests

[soft osprey]

Apparently

[raw bison]

rush him with the gauntlets

[soft osprey]

Not for me, but you know..for other people

[flat delta]

tried to block his axe swing, knocked me down thru my stool chair and cut me in half

[raw bison]

told the wrong guy first

[flat delta]

o bet

[raw bison]

we all know youre a mod because you can't beat the gauntlet

[whole pike]

i beat halfsword with just bare fists so...

[plucky lake]

grab the knife in the middle and stab him. works easier than i thought tbh cuz i used to have the same fukin issue 😭

[soft osprey]

You’ll get him next time champ, I’ve never believed in anyone more than I believe in you

[raw bison]

fr tho rushing the first guy is your best chance the axe is very choppy but cant chop good close up

[tribal cairn]

are you asking about first or second boss? The first one has a knife on the ground that you one shot stab the boss with, the second boss is just range play with trying to push his scythe away or trying to poke with a pitchfork

[soft osprey]

Hey! A couple of the mod team are really good! I’m just the exception

[bright rose]

Hark, good sir, I must needs impart that thy mother, in dalliance most base, did pleasure me with her hand in a manner unseemly.

[flat delta]

thanks man

[raw bison]

like alternerd said the knife is always in the middle of the floor for the first boss so if you can get that it makes the win easier to secure once you get inside on em

[soft osprey]

Fr the first boss, using the knife, is the funnest fight imo

[raw bison]

Mine Mother is thine father so do with it what you will

[soft osprey]

I love dodging and trying to stab him

[raw bison]

I still love you moai

[tribal cairn]

for some reason axe willies are pretty dumb and ALWAYS use an overhead swing, so dodging it in arrow time and then stabbing is a strat with like 99.5% success rate

[flat delta]

oh say swear they added slow mo

[bright rose]

what is this fucking hamlet? are we half siblings?

[soft osprey]

I used slow mo nearly the entire fight up until tier 4

[raw bison]

I honestly don't use the arrow time maybe i should, I also apparently get the only side chopping willie wtf man 😅

[soft osprey]

You can manage your stamina properly you can keep it active

And cheese it

[raw bison]

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[bright rose]

yeah, i use it alot too. as long as you space it out its good

[raw bison]

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[whole pike]

half sword games role is ilke part of devs thing?

[tribal cairn]

arrow time is for 1 parry/dodge and hit situations usually, post commoner it's more and more useless since you can't use it in grapple

[whole pike]

ah yes bloody bastard

[raw bison]

that depends on how far you went with momdad

[bright rose]

only cuz hes shaq and your kevin hart

[whole pike]

no its the game name...

[soft osprey]

That’s when you get the enhancer mod and turn yourself giant

[whole pike]

is this guy stupid?

[raw bison]

That's probably why I