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Thank you
That was just awesome
I never knew this game could be more skillful
kind of like this
but willie will automatically bend his sword to block
sometimes
so u have to do it before they do an overhead attack
I think I've seen someone talk about pressing left click is something like auto block
Another question
How to block swings
Is dodging better for avoiding swings?
Disarming
aim for their hands
Cool stuff
i noticed that if u aim for the tip of the blade it just slides off
Thank you
this unarmed run is gonna kill me ong
how far have you made it
well, so far I've proven you CAN beat the baron unarmed, so now I'm trying to beat the ultimate challenge unarmed. My record is like 2 or 3 rounds away from baron
thanks, brother
Why does it feel like more and more the player character will fall down with more ease
dodging always safer
but parrying and blocking is how you get/force better opening for attacks
try to switch hands and/or sheathe
I want to be more stylish
Have you tried not getting hit
nah fr?
dude my game crashed the 2nd time at this golden bitch ass boss
Nice decapitation.
What are your pc's specs?
disable blood and gore for the ultimate challenge
Is that what's making the game unstable?
I was pretty worried I wasn't getting out of that intact. lol
I often get crashes when I punch a willy really hard
Clean
Thanks!
Is there anything I can send my Halfsword stuff? (I'm new ^^)
Looked at him. Making him think his life decisions. Then ended the willys life.
You mean videos?
First person is fun
Yeah anyone would enjoy a clip
NICE! I got like, a really cool one trying a Fist-Only abyss run
(but one arm is lame)
That must be hard asf
It was. Got to the third boss and kicked his butt.
Then Sworded
But what can I say? I'm just a Peasant :P
Oh... I found #game-footage-🎮🎥
I will never be able to do this stuff. lol
Has there been an update in the past 2 weeks? Game feels different, weapon hitboxes appear far wider than they should be since last time I played
Hot take: Knight is the EASIEST rank to pass
At 0:07, I would have half sworded to counter their top guard and for the blade to fly over to the right hand, potentially disarming and injuring the opponents hand. Yours also works out to your favor quite well.
I don't use Half Sword mode very often. To my own detriment. lol
No
Do you tend to play veteran - ?
below veteran ranks
Commoner and Veteran. Mostly Commoner.
Half Swording is extremely effective with Man at Arms and Veteran, but is very situational with commoner, mostly to perform a close range finisher or a disarm.
How can I reset my gauntlet mode after unlocking the ultimate challenge?
Also, half swording allows for the forbidden guards, which are the most effective guards in the entire game. I stabbed the weakpoint of the willie's hand and performed an overbending arm drunkard's guard (forbidden guard) to effectively disarm and punt the opponent to surrendering point
can we have a 100 v 1 gorilla game mode
not necessarily a specs thing, UE5 just really likes particle physics.
dowh. i necrod
oops 🙂
100 barons vs 1 beggar
beggar too strong
damn
i think i lost my run to a bug
im stuck in the final challenge arena where i gave up but apparently died at the same time? now theres no music nor menu
imma get mods now that I completed the gauntlet
im pretty sure if i close the game its over
if ur on ultimate challenge you cant lose ur progress
oh sick!
the struggle bus of playing with polehammers
i havent gotten past militia yet, mostly bad luck and getting stuck at commoner boss 😔 (i suck)
commoner takes a lotta dancing to kill
or if you wanna cheese, just use pitchfork from peasent
does anybody know how to get around the fatal error crash on baron?
i keep doing decent then womp crash
lower your blood settings
where can i do that
duhh settings lol
its in the gore settings
yeahh gore settings
like at the start displayed level of violence?
never noticed that thanks
oh fuck
why didnt i record that
i broke a willys neck by smashing his head against the fence with the haft
i want a pan or somethign
more miscellaneous objects
spoilance for peasant should have improvised weapons
😔
like the candlestick, shears and tongs
ooooh
they should give use a pair of horseshoes to mimic brass knucklesXD
that would be sick
ohhh hell yea
yeah
they got medieval brass knuckles
it would be silly but hey that would work
i dont know how it happens but i sometimes run into guys and just pass out
i think its a fork for food idk
oh okay
might be hitting your head on them
or when you go down you hit your head on the ground
if you reach level 2 you can send stuff in this chat, but for now your only limited to #game-footage-🎮🎥
Coolio.
or both. hitting the ground can cause damage
ive cut peoples heads, they fall, and cuz they hit their head again it just comes off and theyre dead
usually theyre dead already but you get the idea
he's like a gladiator or something
fighting a completely armored guy with nothing
bro
i sliced his neck and he started gargling
worse than he ever gargled before
yeah that one always makes me uncomfortable when they do that
i usually try to put em down if that happens
Did they buff the ai fistfighting? A couple days ago I didnt have to try but now it feels like I do
no it hasnt changed lol, not since april 1st
and now he's gurgling
that be ur brain playing tricks
Lol a couple days ago it was like i could just run at them and do anything and still win, now it feels like they actually have a chance, maybe im just getting worse 🙃
EN GARDE
commoner is the most fun to play as dude
Where Can I download this guys.
this but in 3.0, but i think its just because i played armored tiers more
steam
The demo?
yepper
as your technique changes, you might become more vulnurable in spots? idk, sometimes you just get stunted on by em
Yeah thats probably it, my biggest problem is patience 😔
its my sweet spot, either here or at man-at-arms
Cool
gotta be patient lol
i wanna report a bug but got slowmoded even tho the message didnt go through
but like if you win and then die youll get the option to go to a next round
youll be naked
and the other people will be at whatever level you died at
yea thats a common occurence, people like to do silly things with it
i think blueberry has a thread of artistic naked willies
😂
it sounds pretty bad, and it kinda is, but not in the way you think it is
i wanted to post in photography wasnt sure if thatd get me banned
no thats totes fine
What if they make DLC about other places
anyone elses game crash whenever they use a sword 2 handed and hit with it lol
as long as it isnt actual nsfw shit youre good
sometimes, usually if theres loads of blood on the floor
ah okay
Do you guys ever just take your time messing up the enemy corpse out of frustration?
what are you guys favorite weapons
the ones that cause me trouble
no im insane so i just do it in general
Poleaxr
every time i get knocked down they consistently miss until i try and get up
swords are nice, billhooks, voulges. polehammers n axes are cool too
Also heavy axe is funny
Peasant heavy axe good
only if its a plancon user
they deserve it for being french or somethign
Why do people shit so much on France?
its so easy with that sword lol
Bro the Baron is french 😭
france is based wtf
Americans smh
safe edgy humor
but i dont like them bc of history
What did they do to you?
it really be americans lol
oooooooohh
France doesn't like me lmfao
thats fucked
Blame Napoleon
i blame a lotta europe at that time lol they were all doing it to the carribean
Can I talk about a person
Who happened to be a politician
But was mostly a general
might be a skill issue but spears are terrible for me
wtf kind of stance is this
So can I talk about his martial achievements?
fencing stance with tongs
Tong
tong fu
At least it wasn't named tung
he boutta hit the griddy
Imagine they add Sengoku Japan as dlc
kanabos would be fun to play with
When Oda Nobunaga
when are the ultimate challenge crashes getting fixed
any way to turn off the helmet for first person? or do i just have to get lucky with the loadouts
u can change ur helmet
that's the only way
i think
then fall caesar
how many people are in the abyss
does the game crash everytime after about five mins of playing for anyone else?
at least 2
just found out
i only went there when i was super bad
and thought it was rlly intimidating
when i beat it back in the playtest there were 9 bosses i think
does the boss ever get harder or is it just the peasant boss you have to beat
might be cooked
what faction should i choose
depends on your playstyle
any of them
longsword abuser
i see
they give you small buffs
like increased health or stamina but not alot
i would do increased health
thats what i go with
increased health doesn't do shit except maybe make you crawl on the ground longer
If I could go back I'd pick faster kicking
i really hate how shit can just not drop during baron and cripple my run
no i dont need body armor fuck me i guess
what I did was just turn npc damage to max and player damage to minimum
because it's really not worth any more suffering
useful for not losing your characther on bleedouts
my abyss run really just got ended because i tripped on a sword sticking out of a case and it cut my leg off.
😂
abyss is super buggy
Best thing to do is just not die during gauntle
bro the plancon is a menace of a weapon, even on the floor it can kill you
naw i wasn't doing gauntlet
just abyss
pro tip: if you run around without killing enemies you won't encounter the next boss and you can keep finding new loot until you're confident enough to beat the next boss
GOD i hate how willy sometimes just grabs a polearm like a goddamn baseball bat and doesn't point it forward

1 time
ive beaten gauntlet once without beating final challenge
i think i've beaten it around 6 times or so?
it's easy to just cheese it with the plancon
those candlesticks are fr deadly lmao
its over the second you fall down in the abyss
did... did a peasent just decapitate me with the small sickle?!
ok that's just false
bro during the old demo the sickle was so op
😈😈
stops bleeding after some time instead of a papercut killing your run
i used it all the time until it blasted out of my hands and into the void
really? wow thats a lot better than i thought
in the old old demo where it was just the abyss i really liked the scythe. it chopped people in half like it was nothing
The only way to beat the scythe guy was with 2 big knives
I remember
Any other weapon and I'd get sliced in half
yeha just bum rush him
Anyone else like picking up 2 longswords
he was so deadly back then
naw whenever i dual wield longswords it kinda feels like they just don't cut anymore
it feels awkward just flailing them around
btw your username reminds me of a guy named pickledprostate27
👹👹👹
its Funny
I think I met him on warzone
New scythe guy is Ez
I JUST FUCKING REALISED SOMETHING
THE BLOOD INDICATORS ON THE SIDE OF YOUR SCREEN REPRESENT YOUR LIMBS
Duhhh
My torso got chopped off but I'm still alive
It moves when I move 🤮🤮🤮
hes my cousin
yo gang, how many messages do i need to send before i can post images 😭
level 3
damn 😔
so what is the reward for beating baron?
u become baron
is that it?
kinda wack, i wanted to be able to play as the bosses with the scythes and greatswords
maybe with mods in the future
Quite literally a mod that already allows you to do that
send Linkie 😎😎
bro im so done getting literally no armor from killing 3 guys with chestplate
this game crash too much
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/26 techincally its not exclusivly for that, But you can spawn the bosses in, then Posses them and play as them
I lost my sword in him but he lost his dagger, he insisted on continuing the fight, so I stabbed him 37 times.
woaaah cool
This will be fun for void 😎😎😎
man, i really hate how the hoe isn't a good polearm
yeah its not a weapon but oh my god its the only one im getting in the final challenge
also Heres a mod for loadouts if ya want https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/11
there are no hammers in gauntlet, not from the peasents atleast
bro if u kno how to use it you can slice heads in half
they are but im NOT GETTING THEM
i guess i dont like polearm controls ig in this game, they feel too clunky
Wdym? You're talking about the final one?
yes
The one where you have to fight waves?
Brother just loot the people you murder.
i am but im not getting the weapons i actually use
then just train on the weapons you don't use
Blunt weapons are the best late game, specifically anything that can either keep distance, or take out in one blow, then it's just crowd management.
Weird spear glitchin
does the damage output setting do nothing cuz im still getting piped by npcs
Surprised you managed to dodge them.
I never manage to.
I tend to use the bastard sword too though
I just put my sword through a guys leg and arm, so he can't even lift the arm.
how the helly do you use this loadout mod thing
I love having my dealt damage all the way down, and my recieving all the way up. Makes it more of a challenge.
They are NOT pretty 😔
Tho there is a txt doc on the inital Zip
is there any weapon that outranges the plancon? thats citizen or below? outside of the pitchfork
telling you how to use it
Hoe??? idk tho
hmmm
yeah maybe a hoe
would have to get at an exact range to hit and not get stabbed though...
Okay, apperantly You have to save a loadout FROM THE MAIN MENU
easiest way to kill the big spiky stick guys is with a dagger
huh
so like u cant make it custom
just save a randomized loadout
Sadly prob not
me when I lie
let me remind you all it is a demo, so mods arent meant to be integrated yet, its legit js a skeleton rn
im not just rush them and use a thin dagger
they Fold Ez
also the changes arnt visible in the menu, you have to load into a match after Selecting a loadout
Poop mod
Exactly, tho sadly its the only Loadout mod
9
I dont think this works with the new demo
Imma test it rq, BRB
look at the date of the file
sad times 😔
So theres nothing other then the trainer mods (which are outdated, latest version is for the playtest)
When will it release
Half sword? Probably not in a HOT minute
Willie got a labotomy
Lobotmies are through the eye socket 😡😡😡🤬🤬👹👹👹
lobotomy larry over here
invasive lobotomies can be done via the forehead if the eye socket is too small
Wong 😎😎😎
chinese wong?
beautiful
Send this to Milek 👹👹👹 And force him to draw it at gunpoint 👹👹👹👹
bonk
been working on my parry, what do you guys think?
it's a good start
up to you but I'd suggest making use of guard stances when applicable, unironically can help
what do you mean by guard stances?
the way you hold your sword
how can i be able to send videos and pics in this channel
No 👎
does doing photos count or do i gotta send messages
Ok 👍
I'm not sure if you'd even have image perms
this is the stance i usually do
Yr Pfp fire 👹👹👹 I rember this 👹👹
that, fools guard and high
well im pretty active in photography but i still got no rank
Xbox 360 Ahhh
goated pic fr
And the Smiley
hm, check your rank in the stat-rank-channel then, the perms get weird sometimes and oyu have to manually check
those are good stances, personally I like to opt for ox
Sux
u got a ss?
Just throw ur sword at them
of ox i mean
one sec
the guards arent rly static positions to hold you should be shifting depending on what the robot is doing
easier said than done though a lot to manage
w spacing and such
well what yall think about the speed bug i put in game footage, can make some really funny pictures
absolutely
and this was when I was newer to the game, on my shittier laptop lmao https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/814772152892522499/1345955468178100326/parry_proficiency.mp4?ex=6828a5f6&is=68275476&hm=f0dd4393812373b694ae83d9b01f48c4b9f5b071ddb1f99d0383bad0626c52c4&
Dean blunt 👹👹😎😎😎😎
but I got a few good parries in there
you can tell because it's before I even knew about using shift haha
mood
Wat ur fav song from zushi
My fav def 9
in prolly one of the nicest openers in a modern rap album
need to cop a zushi cs
cd
yall got tips for commoner boss? Specifically while using a skinny great sword?
Stab him
Switch hands too so your sword is lowet
slowmo and stab
then u can stab through his guard
imo its easier to stay peasant for commoner and use pitchfork
U do it with x and then u have a lower stance
Yeah but its better for training
what if he has the same idea tho?
keep trying
With that boss its rlly hard to kill him every time
Took me like 70 hours to get past him easily
Before that I would just get lucky
in my opinion hes the hardest aside from baron which i havent tried fairly cause ultimate challenge is bs to me (im buns)
Yeah I also cheated
Just lowered player damage and upped npc damage
Because it took me like 90 hours to get there
I just cheated the final challenge to fight him, it was just a wrestling match basically
I just used a pollaxe and hit his head a couple times
@visual rivet big lamp with right click guard can easily knock him over
what big lamp? the candlestick that i cant get for the fight?
he means for gauntle
what is that
gauntlet
the fists?
things I also cant get for the fight?
wait the first boss or the third?
3rd
fr
i use the pitchfork from previous rank, if you stab it outranges his sword
I never want to fight him again
yall aint seen this stratr
Penis strategy
THE CHAMPION HAS A NAME
I use the sword
all I do is wait till he swings at the ground and just start swinging
get him on the stomach and he'll lose balance
it's a risky move but man does it feel satisfying
yeah but its such a gamble getting so close because if he catches a part of your body even a bit it just falls off
spent like 20 minutes butchering him purely cause I was pissed for all the time he killed me 👎👎😭😭
get a stab anywhere with the pitchfork he just gives up instantly
if only the pitchfork could thrust properly
Willie ist das DiddenBludden?
u gotta full thrust and just run at him
Truth
figured out how the parry system works pretty well
@quaint wolf check gameplay footage, first try with pitchfork
close but got it done
Hey guys I finally beat the game
How?
Shouldn't have let me get up 
any tips?
highest ive gotten so far is militia ☹️
Yeah take notes this is how I did it
basically the best i can explain it is this
when u get militia choose the pole with lots of spikes, one shot to the head even with armor
As soon as you unlock the 4th class you're gonna wanna stick to the huge wooden stick with nails and a sharp tip. There's 2. Grab the one with the short tip
the auto parry system works when the game automatically moves your blade in the area to block a attack
Yeah thats what I used, thing wrecks
Then all you have to do from there is go for neck hits, that one shots them mostly
Then next rank, same weapon
And stick to soldier until the end
That's how I did it
How did I get in this predicament
Alr will do 🙏
Also the Baron is extremely underwhelming imo
there are 2 flaws in this, one is that if you attack while the auto parry system is working then it leaves you open for a swing
hardest part of baron is trying not to crash
Remember neck shots or head shots. Either way you one shot then if you get them good
a other flaw is that to sucessfully block a attack you still need a little human input
That's crazy
lets say that your opponet has their sword raised and to the right
The parrys I get are all accidental
then to sucessfully parry just move your sword up and to the right, and the auto parry system will angle your blade to deflect a strike
in other words, move your sword in the area to attack and the system will do the rest
Yo Just beat the baron for the 5th time
Splendid
Too much work
keep a eye on it and use your footwork if you dont think you can parry it though
the best way to see it in action is in first person
truly splendid indeed good sire
why parry when u can just hit them in the head with big stick
looks cool
thats about it
takes skill too i guess
Sounds good but also seems kinda useless
Also does anybody know if the full release will have online mode
its unlikely
fr?
netcode for ragdoll physics games is a nightmare
TF2 did it pretty well
full release isnt gonna be for a long time anyway though
The steam page says 2025 and we're almost halfway through the year
theres still hella bugs, really gotta fix the crashes due to the sheer amount of entities in baron challenge
i think its useful cuz parrys can lead to duel winning attacks
like this
for me its like 8/10 barons crash
That's real nice
yuh
Oh, Thats a clean ass shot
I changed to man at arms when I got to it because of the huge armor difference
ik its amazing
parry, then he has to switch to the other side to attack
yeah but it doesnt have the op weapon@gaunt cedar
leaving his neck completely open
the smart move would be to back off after that parry
Yeah, but the armor difference was honestly too big for me and blunt is what you need against heavy armor anyways
the spike stick 1 shots no matter the armor
I need help with the final stages tho
Im at just before final
After man at arms 1st time making it past soldier I dont wanna die to the guy
ur on knight?
I think so
I mean for defense
They NEED to make Wille smarter, at the moment Unless your at a SEVERE disadvantage Its just trivial if you know what your doing
well most knights spawn with mace so as long as you have a helmet ur good
but if youre not comfortable with the boss, he has an axe i would just choose knight for that fight with a mace
Sord gam
but if you get good with the pike on soldier you can use it for all the ranks
Pretty much yea
and u get 4 points per knight fight with soldier so u only have to fight 3 times before the boss
Thanks
Also tell me why when im fighting in brave stand they are just TANKING my hits
I litterally have a screenshot of a militia standing up with whole body bloody and like 3 shots plain into the head
No
what is brave stanf
You vs 4 weaker enemies
oh
Like peasents-soldiers
Ill send it in a sec
whatre u using
I think at the time I was using man at arms warhammer
its because its based on momentum, u hold the hammer with your hand in the middle when you swing so its just less damage, thats why mace and pike are good because you hold it at the base and it goes faster
That makes sense
honestly me too, duels are much more satisfying
Thats what I dont like about knight warhammer
It hits like a squeaky toy
The one I was using wasnt holding it in the middle tho
send the pic in photography
Could also be that his armor is cloth
ill send a clip of the soldier vs knight in a minute lemme get to it rq
Alright
@gaunt cedar check game footage tab
he was using a planc so, I took his legs
nowhere near that goo
good
id die
u just gotta keep running around to the right and they cant reach you with their weapons
i did it just now
so progress does save when you get to knight?
oh
im telling you its the pike, it makes it easy
you can practice in free mode if you dont wanna risk your run
I cant do free mode knights vs soldier tho can I?
I used the pike up till man at arms and it worked well but I didnt wanna risk it with the defense
no, but you can get the movements down, is harder to fight other soldiers as a soldier than a knight
But its harder to fight a knight than a soldier
its easier to fight a knight as a soldier than it is to fight a soldier as a soldier
Really?
yeah the soldiers have long weapons but knights dont
yeah theres 2 versions of the pike on both roles but i dont see much of a difference between them, because youre gonna be hitting them with the spikes on the side either way
one has longer spikes and one has shorter ones but they both work the same
just keep circling until you get a good hit on their head and theyll die or fall over every time
Gonna risk it
the knight boss can be more challenging with the pike though due to his height so if you wanna play it safe just go knight with a mace and sheild
Apparently I was at the boss
Gonna run back to a mace n shield
what faction did you choose when you got militia
we need a 2 player vs bots
1v1 would be great too
did the boss kill you as knight?
Yeah
He slid his axe across my arm straight into my neck
Somehow
unlucky, instakills suck
Im just gonna tear up first 3
if u have to restart you should choose the stamina perk
lets you get up faster and recover from concuss faster
Thx
i stabed my self in the leg and died
goated
good
is it skill issue or is the first boss total BS?
literally unless I get lucky and get the long candle holder I just cannot beat him
Take the knife in the middle and thrust him
Its a confidence thing and kinda luck
With a tad of skill
wouldnt say skill issue just a learning curve
once u know how to kill him youll get it everytime
I always stab him with the candle stick. Anything that leads to a prolonged fight I get owned. I try to use knives but I always get got if I try to stab with them for some reason
Thankfully I surrendered in time
I am good at polearms but can never get a kill with a knife
try to knock him over
Just run until he brings his axe over his head, than kinda charge him when he swings roll your mouse quickly left or right before thrusting and u should dodge it then lock back onto him and thrust
wait until he swings top down then rush, kick and puch
The knife is always going to spawn mid
but candlestick is the best option if youre newer
Definintely

@grok is this true?
I thought the 1st boss was hard but the priest is by far the worst
Militia finally
Priest whopped me 1st time almost lost
Then everyone decided to have a shield day
is the pitchfork broken in carnage???
i was stabbing him in the chest and back and it just slid off
u need speed
No thats a swinging issue
like i can see it touching him
wont stab if ur close
i wasnt close
I couldnt pull out one time for some reason with pitchfork in carnage
i ran across the ring towards him
maybe unlucky idk
Just an unlucky miss
bro
wdym miss
it literally made a noise
and slid off his back like 3 times
it was touching his back
BS
THATS BS
i delfected his spear
Then he decided
Whoopity doopitt doop my spear is impaling you
dude wtf
he keeps breaking out of being impaled
i can hear it stabbing him
and he just walks backwards
I swear I have a love-hate relationship with this fuckass game 💔
Real
Me when I'm doing a fist-only run with tons of armor just to get stabbed in the thigh (I died on the spot.)
I fucking hate that little fuckity fucker
just wait till you can do this
I wish
Man Is that A refreshing feeling
yeah the photography is a lot of work, takes me like 20 minutes to get a good pose
bro stole his helmet
The one I got is like a showdown typa thing
boots wit da spurs the peasents lookin at herr
yeah for some reason I struggle with the very first boss then blitz the next llike, 4 lol
It def is, But as you said it takes a bit
1st and 3rd are really the only big struggles then its just about not getting chopped in half randomly
what baron? 100%, Once I get past the first 4 guys Im fine for the run since at that point i dont have to fight BS rng
nah 1st and 3rd bosses when you first start playing
oH BOSSES, I dont really find any problems fighting 1-3 really :/
the dude with gambeson is hard
1 is easy
i just use the knife or hammer and get close
well obviously theyre not hard when youve played for a bit but for a new player they really fuck you up
True
when i first started took me like 40 tries to beat the first boss
ive been trying to get a flawless run but everytime i get to baron it crashes and ruins it
Priest pisses me off
If I had to rank first 3 bosses from hardest to easiest its priest, first boss, and then easiest is farmer
hardest boss of all is the game crashing in baron, if you hit someone too hard they explode and crash the game
That happened to my friend earlier they exploded but it didnt crash somehow
i found out how to get out of the arena easily
u just crouch sideways no?
yes, with a helmet
can i post my half-sword music in art
well medieval music
Priest???
3rd boss
Nevermind
Pitchfork?
I am using the full length billhook and I am still at veteran level and winning with a militia loadout
yeah I go pitchfork --> billhook --> polehammer
Im learning so many new weapons dawg
the long billhook trivializes every fight lol
billhook is the wacky spear with the broad slashing head with a spike on the end too. My favorite ancient weapon because it's rad
yeah is very good if you get it in the final challenge
I will see about that myself lol. I havent' gotten that far yet
My best is knight boss
just got to man at arms for the first time
But he litterally traced my arm with his axe drove it into my neck
well final challenge is a lot of rng
Honestly, I either go with Either a pole arm or a longsword
Exactly
tho the one thing excluded from that Is the war staff, all my homies hate the war staff
War hammers are lowkey chill tho
Like they strong as hell
if willie would hold it like he holds the spiky thing a warhammer would be just as if not better late game
Does commoner not have spear?
no
And dagger
U can do funny stabs with the sword by doing right mouse button + left mouse button and alt
Cool
How I feel after getting every bone in my body broken at once yet still surviving long enough to give up
Yo, Imma post a screenshot in #photography📷 I took while doing the Ultimate challenge
hes said bye bye
ur level 2 so u can post sc in this chat now
How long does it take for level 2?
which one is that?
How I feel after getting to level 2:
i was level 0 5 hours ago so not long
The fuckass Stick with all the spikes in it 💔 Thats what its called in the files or whatever
damn lol
oh shit yeah. That thing is wild lol
that thing is unacceptably lethal in the hands of the ai
that and the fucking buckler shield
also I love how when you have low armor it's this high skilled high speed sword fight sim, then you get heavy armor and you just wail on people with big sticks lol
"Yeah Sock um willie!" ahh
they touch you and you're just instantly fucking dead 😭
EXACTLY
I find the AI struggles a bit to properly use polearms. I just swat them to the side then do a quick followup strike
literally slightest tap with the buckler and it breaks all of your ribs both of your arms your legs and your neck
theyre deadly with the headlocks tho
they gave them captain america shield typeshit
yeah but the game just magically magnets them into your body anyway to compensate
Shit then I must be facing real people
ai will completely miss with a spear then it just teleports through your chest and you die
you get random xp from talking every minute either 3 or 6, so at most it would be 85 minutes if you talked after each minute passes, at littlest if you got 6xp per then it would only be 42.5. but obviously it is random 3 or 6 so it can be less than 85 but more than 42.5, this is just the range
fuck the commoner boss. bro is smurfing in the middle ages
this was entirely luck but i'm gonna pretend i meant to do that 
That is insane math
2 one shot kills then the second guy caught 4 slices 2 in the air 
yeah it kind of sounds like it lol. I haven't experienced the magic polearm yet. Maybe I am just lucky
Real shit
no way
the beggar axeman just tripped on a fucking candlestic
this is funnier than the time i accidentally beat commoner boss by cutting his hands mid swing on accident
the fucking axeman is incompetent but then does this shit for ZERO reason and i ragequit lol
So real
i'm just going through my clips folder don't mind me lol
the pitchfork is the biggest fucking problem 😭
the magnet thing is so bad with it
i'm pretty sure this is from the round after the axeman one shot me
any other brave stand enjoyers around?
Awesome
I love beating peasants up in my fancy armor lol
Yep
ok but why they tank so much tho
me 😔
its just so fun wailing on them lol
Its a problem
This game is so fucking peak but at times it can be so fucking ass 💔
I litterally hit them with a weapon capable of wiping colonies and they just be eating goldfish wondering why the wind is awfully strong
Bro I swear if the soldier boss tips me like a cow one more time
HOW THE FUCK DID I JUST GET SPLIT BY A HAND AXE
axes go crazy in this game
me struggling to pick up the candle stick on the ground while the peasant boss rips me in half with an axe
just made it to knight for the first time lets gooo
Nice
Be careful with the boss
game js crashes bru
Dont let him trace your arm into your neck with his axe
I hear its rough
1 dramatic battle with the beggar boss in the abyss later
I think my only problem was him tracing his axe along my arm into my neck killing me in seconds
anyone know how to do a active parry?
Its absolute peak
Brave stand is awesome aswell
Bro
I JUST DIED TO MAN AT ARMS BOSS
Im getting out of sbyss
Im not losing ts
Dont listen to that part
i wanna do an unsheathe kill like jetstream sam so bad
the abyss honestly easier than the gauntlet because you can regen and you can just keep running until you heal and/or find good gear
hey does anybody actually use arrow time btw?
it seems kinda pointless to me ngl
and it's not very fun to use
i'd rather just slice ppl up in real time, you know?
i use arrow time so i dont fucking die immediately
when can we have a bo staff thingy majigy
you can just smack people with a spear or another polearm
chances are they won't add a bo staff because the game is set in europe?
yea but bo staff looks cooler
Long stick >
i crank up player and npc damage to the max, anyone else do that too?
fucking lies
i want a long stick to slow motion parry (because that looks cool) and wack people in the head
imo it's a waste of stamina
very situational
A highly trained swordsman with a decade of training vs one long stick with metal on the end
why waste stamina slowing down time when you can just use that same time and energy to stab their face and win
it's not like it even boosts your own movement speed in arrow time either
is it just me or does sword blocking not even work
for me i dont use it to move, i use it to analyze
I've never been walled in this game harder than the Commoner boss it's annoying. Legit every other boss is fine
what the fuck even happened here!?
HOLY SHIT
I HIT THE SICKEST FINISHER
A PUNCH MID CUT IN A SWORDFIGHT
THAT RIPPED A WILLIE'S HEAD OFF
Clip it
i couldnt
but my sword was stuck in his neck
so i tried to alfsword
and it turned into a fucking punch from god
how tf can you explode a head through the helmet with axe?
these ai never failed to confuse me
not casterradiation but
Left click + right click + alt
move mouse forward and let go of right click
at least i think
Every time
not quite, i think there's a double click in there somewhere
hopefully we can hear it from the man himself
damn nice
Bo staff enjoyer
anyway i learnt how to spin kick
and holy crap its the most fun thing ever
when you can make a guys arm look like this
you know you're doing well
WHAT THE FUCK?>? I TRIED TO GRAB AN AXE OFF A FALLEN BILLY IN THE ABYSS AND I DIED BECAUSE IT HIT ME IN THE FOOT
Yeah
That happens
sometimes physics based is really cool
and sometimes it stabs you in the foot
