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[little verge]

Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!

Navigate to and delete each of the Half Sword folders located in the following directory.
C:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common
C:\Users\<USERNAME>\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5

Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.

Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.

[turbid pawn]

man im so lost

[grizzled merlin]

managed to beat the gauntlet on like 50 frames with the occasional bounce down to 19

[serene tulip]

POV: You have just finished mining a giant's brain tissue in Valheim

[idle halo]

anybody else hate how hats are in the way in first person? ive been using first person for a couple of days and keep having to select a commoner until its a hat that doesnt show in my vision. i think there should be a setting to remove hats and helmets from my view

[modest whale]

facebook profile picture

[serene tulip]

I actually made Half Sword my X banner

[ancient portal]

I love blunt weapons, armor or not, I’m breaking your bones

[serene tulip]

real

[quasi rain]

"just a lil off the top"

[serene tulip]

The dubious thinker

[quasi rain]

gotta let his brain gets some fresh air

[serene tulip]

I believe I hath been bested!

[opaque anvil]

i love this hat color, makes willie look extra bald with weird head formations

[flat kayak]

My game actually crashed when I was fighting the Baron. I want to die.

[hollow gale]

I miss the optimization of the playtest

[serene tulip]

Very nice. I've been continuing to improve my swordplay as well

[hollow gale]

Those clips are months old

I’ve gotten better with the sword but those are the only ones I have on my phone

[flat kayak]

How can I upload clips?

[serene tulip]

cashapp a mod for perms

[rancid sluice]

it's fascinating that during the ultimate challenge that as soon as i pick up a weapon it turns into a pool noodle in my hands in regards of effectiveness

it would be funny if i wasn't so angry

[serene tulip]

Not sure why that auto-mod happened but anyway I'm not sure what kind of chemical cocktail these willies are all taking, but holy cow

[soft osprey]

Math

Most drug talk is automodded

[brave grail]

just got two barons in the abyss

[cunning nebula]

if you get the spear with all the spikes on it in the ultimate challenge you can really dominate up to the baron

[serene tulip]

Ah got it. I wondered if that was it, swear I had seen it spoken before.

Anyway, I was only midly annoyed that it was a minute timeout lol.
A whole minute lost. How will I get it back

[cunning nebula]

mans got two left hands

[soft osprey]

You won’t. It is quite literally, over for you. I’m sorry

[serene tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[misty pine]

GGS BRO

[serene tulip]

Fuckin nice lol.
I cut a guy in half like that just a bit ago and he survived, my last clip here.

[rancid sluice]

fuck this ultimate challenge

i hate it so much

[soft osprey]

Hey bud turn that frown, upside down

What’s the problem

[rancid sluice]

everything

i'm not crashing anymore at least

[rancid sluice]

i'm getting so sick of getting grazed by a weapon and immediately losing limbs

[soft osprey]

Sorry to hear it. If it makes you feel better, I’ve never believed in anyone more than I believe in you!

[urban jackal]

then turn your damage down

[rancid sluice]

hell no i'm not a coward

[urban jackal]

then dont complain

bruh what

[modest whale]

\

[urban jackal]

i hate 3rd boss

deserves slow death

[rancid sluice]

get good

[urban jackal]

i am good

i have baron armour

[ancient portal]

“Please I beg of you! Do me no harm but let me live!”

“Be not the cause of my death!”

[urban jackal]

"Please I beg of- AUUGHHH!"

[bright beacon]

hello chat

[ancient portal]

Willie will be like “what gain is there in bloodshed” after splitting a guy in half, impaling one, and beheading another

[ancient portal]

Monomolecular edge

[urban jackal]

well they are trying to kill you

[modest whale]

"what gain is there in bloodshed"

[urban jackal]

so you might as well

[scenic narwhal]

Sword goes into the face. They stop talking for some reason after that

[bright beacon]

when is the pronouns update

[urban jackal]

i dont let them get away that easily, a mace to elbows and kneecaps is better

[scenic narwhal]

If you use a sword well they stop talking before they hit the ground

[ancient portal]

I know bro but like idk man you just shed a shit ton of blood, you tell me

[urban jackal]

killing them is too easy a punishment

[scenic narwhal]

Willies are willies

[bright beacon]

i reserve the brutal torture for the fuckers who try to grab me

[urban jackal]

i wouldnt even call it a punishment, its freedom

[urban jackal]

theyre the fucking worst

they get every bone broken

final blow isnt even to the head, its to the body, and its 2 hits, so they die of internal bleeding

[thorny perch]

just dont get grabbed

[bright beacon]

if im in Carnage and i see a willie's arm stretch out towards me i put a little bookmark in the back of my mind to violently torture them before i hold G

[urban jackal]

same

[modest whale]

"for the love of"

[urban jackal]

i love doing that too

[ancient portal]

I love how if you get impaled or an arm cut off and if you just go like this fast enough, it saves your life and instantly heals your wounds for the next fight

[bright beacon]

"fart the fart of" or something

[ancient portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1297365478347378769/1297801214473408555/20241020_012653.gif

[urban jackal]

i wish their screams had more variation

[serene tulip]

Real

[urban jackal]

i want to hear them suffer more

[bright beacon]

i think they're all stock sounds

or at least a few of them are

[ancient portal]

“Weigh my kindness on the forebearers!”

[urban jackal]

well it is only demo

cant wait for release

[bright beacon]

is THAT what they say???

[ancient portal]

I think

I’ve spent a lot of time listening to their pleas

[bright beacon]

ive been able to decipher most of their weird british people talk but that one still stumps me

[ancient portal]

By the grace of god, do me no harm but let me live!

[urban jackal]

im scottish and i cannot understand half of what they say

[serene tulip]

Usually they're saying too much "AAuuugaaAHAHAAAAA" for me to hear their pleas

Or cat got their tongue...

[ancient portal]

I’m Irish so I inherently understand British so I can know my enemy

[bright beacon]

scottish dialect is even harder to decipher than british so that's genuinely surprising

[urban jackal]

what part of ireland

[modest whale]

"be not the cause of"

[urban jackal]

isnt scottish still british, since its a part of the uk, which is britain

ive lived here 18 years and still am unsure

[serene tulip]

If they can still talk, that means shock hasn't fully hit them yet so you can still inflict pain

[ancient portal]

Well I actually live in the US but my great grandfather moved here from county Carrie

[urban jackal]

ah

fake irish

[bright beacon]

that's like saying boston is the same as texas because they're both american

[ancient portal]

Gasp!

[urban jackal]

it is though

technically

[bright beacon]

okay ass ripper

[ancient portal]

My hatred of the British is as real as any other

[urban jackal]

i dont like the fuckers here

esp those english ones

scottish number one

scotland forever

[modest whale]

wtf is this pose

[ancient portal]

I don’t strictly hate actual modern day British people as a whole, maybe some specific ones, I just kinda hate what the country stood for

[urban jackal]

the people here are actual neds

[modest whale]

bro hates

[urban jackal]

lots of junkies here

[ancient portal]

Ok maybe we don’t get carried away with it

[modest whale]

😭

[ancient portal]

I think those are everywhere

[bright beacon]

i love that the sickle sucks dick when i use it but putting it in the hands of a willie turns it into a weapon of mass destruction

[urban jackal]

yeah they are, but my school area, and my area

[ancient portal]

That’s what I mean bro

[urban jackal]

❌

[modest whale]

i tred to say dick and it automodded

[urban jackal]

sucks in general

dick

dicks

willies

[modest whale]

i tried to say they kept limp wristing the spear and killing me

but replace wristing with dick

[urban jackal]

limp dick

[cosmic quail]

@dusty gyro how were you able to do those bodyslams in game footage

[bright beacon]

the sickle's hitbox is just so fucked

i cannot figure out how to do anything with it

cant stab

cant slice

[fossil drift]

i went for the candlestick in the first boss fight and bro KICKED IT OUT OF THE MAP

i died

[amber pebble]

anyone else keep getting that annoying leg jitter

[fossil drift]

try not being able to stab at all

[bright beacon]

just go for the knife

loser

[crimson compass]

Is there any reason we can't actually bind our own controls yet? Is there a workaround using the .ini files that I could use to rebind certain keys?

I'd like to put some of the controls on my thumb buttons on my mouse

[fossil drift]

i cant stab i have a small keyboard so all i can do is double click

[bright beacon]

you dont have a fucking alt key?

[crimson compass]

You dont have an alt key?????

[bright beacon]

what im sayin

[fossil drift]

i do but it takes me out the game

[bright beacon]

what

[crimson compass]

What kind of bootleg ass keyboard lol

[bright beacon]

are you pressing tab dumbass

[fossil drift]

maybe i have to press function first

nah

[crimson compass]

If it's a combined windows + alt key then there should be a 'gaming mode' somewhere that disables the windows key

[fossil drift]

just tab

i can send a pic of my keyboard

idk

im fried rm

rn*

[crimson compass]

are you pressing tab for some reason?

[fossil drift]

no

i cant send pics here check dms both of u

[bright beacon]

what kind of fucking keyboard is this

[fossil drift]

i sent it

[bright beacon]

yeah i saw it

[fossil drift]

its a smaller keyboard called a half size

[bright beacon]

it's some kind of pc mac hybrid

[fossil drift]

but yeah when i press alt to stab it just tabs out the game

i hate big keyboards

[bright beacon]

well maybe you need to get the hell over it

if you wanna stab some willies

[fossil drift]

i'll just wait for key bindings to come out

in the meantime ima just swing for my life or fist fight back to back in free mode

[dusty gyro]

@cosmic quail I use the half sword enhancer mod, find the the gravity effect and slide it to ~350. And then i switch the gravity on and off to float the body and then slam it down, also make sure the guy is ragdolled

[small cairn]

our time has passed, john

[bright beacon]

two frames per sometimes

cool bro

thanks for the clip

[small cairn]

damn it

no idea why it does that

[bright beacon]

[small cairn]

have this instead

[bright beacon]

now do that same thing in vanilla

[small cairn]

it can be done

because bugs sometimes randomly sends you flying

if you are lucky youd possibly pull it off

[bright beacon]

do it then big lad

[small cairn]

ohhhh i dont reckon id be the one to do it, but pherhaps someone more determined and patient

[bright beacon]

can you stop doing that

quit using the reply feature for messages that are directly above you

we know who you're talking to dipass

[small cairn]

Forgive me so dearly

[small cairn]

No can do

[bright beacon]

blocked

[willow linden]

lol

[bright beacon]

not funny

[serene tulip]

it was pretty funny

[cosmic quail]

how do you like fly though

[willow linden]

I agree

[dusty gyro]

That's wwe level lol

[small cairn]

alr sounds good

[cosmic quail]

the jump setting?

[dusty gyro]

I don't jump

[serene tulip]

Willie does not jump, he wills himself to break free from gravitational bounds

[willow linden]

indeed

[small cairn]

I first thought willie jumped if u crouch and kicked but not really, nothing more then a small launch

[serene tulip]

One time my Willie was struck by the urge to flee after losing a hand

[split wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[bright beacon]

one time my willie was struck by the car door

[serene tulip]

don't you mean your penith

[cobalt egret]

favourite one handed weapon, NOW pls

[bright beacon]

hatchet

[cobalt egret]

can i see

[bright beacon]

because i can use it two handed

[serene tulip]

The messer/falchion thing with the reversed blade. No idea what the official name is

[cobalt egret]

reverse edge :>

[serene tulip]

it's in Veteran tier

[serene tulip]

yeah like that

[cobalt egret]

reverse edge falchiom

*n

[thorny perch]

chopper

[cobalt egret]

and stabber

[rose dock]

Nice user name.

[serene tulip]

Designed for deftly filleting Willie in a million pieces

[bright beacon]

actual favorite pure one-handed weapon tho is the big fuckoff cleaver knife from peasant tier

[rose dock]

The choppy boy.

[cobalt egret]

i prefer a good uh, idk the name but it's basically a pole axe head put on a way too short stick

[rose dock]

It really sucks fighting it when you have the smaller knife.

[bright beacon]

axes in general are broken

i swing my giant battleaxe at these loser farmers and they crumble to dust

[cobalt egret]

it's like this but shorter

exactly that but shorter actually

[willow linden]

Whenever I use an axe I accidentally slice something in half

[willow linden]

Either the head or the torso or both

[untold wagon]

so how does healing work

[willow linden]

There isn't healing I think

[bright beacon]

this thingy

[untold wagon]

im in the middle of 3 other armored guys and my hand went from limp to kinda healed

[thorny perch]

There is, its just very slow

[cobalt egret]

ye but thers a shorter one

[untold wagon]

why cant i hold my weapon tho

[thorny perch]

except for when your limb is decap then all well

[cosmic quail]

is there any way that I can make it to where I can't let go of the npcs

[willow linden]

My fights last an average of about 7 seconds, so I never noticed then

[bright beacon]

that is the shorter one

[cobalt egret]

o

i think thers variants with different pole lengths

[hasty cosmos]

is it just me or do you fall down a lot more easily in ultimate challenge

[rancid sluice]

how many waves did i have left before the baron before my game crashed, i was fighting against 4 tier 8/9(?) willies

[bright beacon]

you fall down a lot easier in general now i feel

[rancid sluice]

i just want to know how badly i'm going to crash out

[rose dock]

The game got an update?

[willow linden]

No

[rose dock]

Ah I miss under then.

[bright beacon]

oh hey i can post files now so i can finally show off this from before the demo/playtest merge

i never actually finished it but maybe i should if i can be bothered

[vapid hull]

Shortsword :3

[cobalt egret]

hmhmhmmf,fmfmfm basic, JUDGEMENT not rly tho :>

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/classic-back-to-the-future-bttf-marty-mcfly-ive-seen-this-one-gif-19802188

[vapid hull]

Its good fun!!!!\

[bright beacon]

ALSO am i the only one who kinda misses the old demo gore sometimes

[cobalt egret]

azze or whatrver it's called is best

literally god tier

[bright beacon]

what

oh you mean an adze

[cobalt egret]

adze

thats the name ye

[bright beacon]

yeah that thing is broken

i dont play abyss too often so i forgot that exists

[cobalt egret]

it's not as good in unarmoured as armoured

[bright beacon]

now i can dump my funny willie faces too

[toxic dome]

guys i'm getting some bad fps even at lowest settings, i have a good settup, any help? I get this performance almost on any graphic settings, the difference between highest and lowest is just a few fps

[bright beacon]

"huh? huh whuh?"

[honest thorn]

I dun miss it yet. I assume it's getting reworked

[untold wagon]

how come enemys can just slightly touch me with a weapon and my arm will come off but i can hack and slash as much as i want and only a few cuts will appear

what am i doing wrong

[bright beacon]

lady luck frowns upon you

simple

[honest thorn]

How fast do you try to swing lol

[untold wagon]

fast i guess?

i just got my leg cut off by a hammer

.

[honest thorn]

So you just go for it then and don't try to control the momentum of what you swing?

[untold wagon]

a blunt edged hammer

[untold wagon]

i mean yea i just swing my mouse around

[bright beacon]

okay knives are genuinely so good though if you know how to stab

[naive holly]

Favorite thing to do in the game

Stæb

[cobalt egret]

u had a second knife u shoulda stored that one in him too

[bright beacon]

combine a knife with proper use of arrow time is basically a free win in the lower tiers

[honest thorn]

Try to not violently fling the blade around when you fight, you don't need speed or sudden movement to hit hard in the game, being consistent and precise matters more

If you haven't turned sensitivity down, I'd start with that

Then some videos on halfsword techniques would help

[untold wagon]

ill try that then

[honest thorn]

Enough practice and it suddenly becomes instinct :p you'll know it when you start stunting on willies outta nowhere

[urban schooner]

winning with just a leg left is so worth it

[rancid sluice]

only leg?

[dense island]

been sitting here for about 6 minutes

fun fact, he makes comments on the properties you own

[rancid sluice]

no body?

[amber shoal]

that's not half sword

[vapid hull]

omgg 7 hiiii

[hasty cosmos]

what do i even do

[rancid sluice]

if i can give credit to the ultimate challenge for one thing, i do appreciate that the next wave doesn't spawn if your willy is on the ground and won't until he gets up

[rancid sluice]

you don't have a polearm so i guess die

[dense island]

hawwwo

[hasty cosmos]

is there a strategy to fighting against goedendags

[naive holly]

Parry or let them whiff

[bronze dust]

for whatever reason my laptop won't clip things anymore, kinda sad because I just hit an absolutely brutal dick shot

won me the match too

truly the staff technique is taking me far

I like how that killed chat lmao

[untold wagon]

i have another complaint

[viscid blade]

god forbid you trip over your own foot lmao

[untold wagon]

whats up with my character randomly getting super tired and just flopping over in UC

(ultimate challenge mode)

ucm

hey someone pin that

[bronze dust]

swing too much

[untold wagon]

no no i mean like

[bronze dust]

swing and sprint too much

[untold wagon]

i wasnt clicking anything and my guy just fell over

[bronze dust]

bad footwork

[hasty cosmos]

the stress got to him

[untold wagon]

hands off keyboard

[viscid blade]

my character started getting tired and even more when i wasnt even fighting and my character just dropped

[untold wagon]

am i not explaining it well enough

[untold wagon]

yea exactly what im saying

[thorny perch]

something about swing speed

[viscid blade]

its like a bug i just experience rn

[thorny perch]

its not a bug

[upper wigeon]

I noticed that your character gets worn out over time across matches

[untold wagon]

its like the character gets hit with a tranq and goes to sleep

[viscid blade]

exactly

[upper wigeon]

eventually gets bad enough that just walking before combat is hard

requires a game restart to fix

[untold wagon]

im fighting the way i normally am, nothings going wrong but all of a sudden hes panting like a wild dog

[hasty cosmos]

karma ig https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kgHatVaYK90xTpdPy?invite=cr-MSw1RG8sMzU4MDU3ODc3

[serene tulip]

Usually I just get hit with the flamingo leg bug, haven't encountered the fatigue one

[upper wigeon]

I think it's all linked and Willie is getting is maximum effective tonus reduced for some reason

so not stamina but will/consciousness

[viscid blade]

my screen was getting a little dark, and when i stopped fighting then it kept getting more and more dark and second i took a stop i flopped on the floor, ive fought three guys at the same time before with no issues but this time it was just one guy and my get acted like it just fought 10 guys, idk

[untold wagon]

exactly what happened to me

[upper wigeon]

the darkness is tonus, and not stamina

like he's getting hit on the head

(at least from my experience)

[bronze dust]

tonus?

[upper wigeon]

yeah it's willie's other stat for how strong is limbs are I believe. I'm not sure exactly how it works but it certainly affects his ability to keep is legs pushing out

its what seems to get reduced when you take blunt damage to the head

[viscid blade]

ahh yea tonus is what was happening, but my guy didnt take any head damage, i swung like 3 times, got the kill, then my guy got covid 20 and oofed

[upper wigeon]

-tonus- covid

[viscid blade]

shouldve given him those boosters before fighting

[upper wigeon]

masked willie > helmet willie

[hasty cosmos]

bro for some reason my legs sometimes refuse to move so i just stand there while i get brutally beaten by two willies

[rancid sluice]

does anyone else have really bad luck with the machete-type blades or whatever they are?

it feels like they never cut

[upper wigeon]

two handed I think very strong. Even one handed some success

they have way more weight than other swords early on so you may be deceived that you can swing them as such

but you must take your time or else your alignment will be way off and you'll be giving Willie a spank instead of a cut

balance for how much hecking damage it does when you land

[hasty cosmos]

how do you guys use the buckler

[hollow timber]

That's the fun part, we don't

[pearl ferry]

hold the button for the buckler and the other button for your other weapon at the same time to have your buckler in position

it will get in your way so it's just practice past that point

you can also use it to punch but that removes the protection part of the buckler

[crimson compass]

So there is 0 way to change keybindings?

Also is there anything I can do to make it remember custom gore settings?

[abstract spoke]

how do i get my game to stop crashing on the purple shirt arena level

without lowering graphcs

[amber shoal]

i use the alt hold for the buckler that moves it further away from you

[honest thorn]

oops

[shrewd hull]

bro can we please fix the crashing in this game before i crashout?

[acoustic gazelle]

real

are u stuck on baron too?

[abstract spoke]

literally cant beat the last stage cause of it

i my specs r more than okay

[honest thorn]

gotta drop down graphics a bit if you wanna get through it. UE5 does that rn

[wheat wigeon]

I've found that if you get to the last stage, restart your game, then do the final challenge. It tends to crash a lot less, managed to get Baron done

[abstract spoke]

even on lowest itll tweak out on a 3080 n a 13th gen i7

n i hate that the graphics turns 3d resolution down too like why not just modify shaders n textures n stuff

[honest thorn]

it doesnt matter, its a ram heavy build that doesnt quite optimize particle effects. on unreal 5. which is notorious rn for being messy with particle effects

[abstract spoke]

oh nvm

[honest thorn]

yeh, your computer will handle most things, but remember, this is a demo. its not optimized in the slightest

my 4070 has comperable performance to urs and i dip below 50 frames on buhurts

[foggy talon]

back from my vacation

back on that half sword grind

[abstract spoke]

i just pretend im getting 150+

[honest thorn]

i spent years playing games on a $250 laptop, im used to sub 30 frames lol

it going to 50 is fine with me, better that i push it to crash so the logs can be used for optimization

[abstract spoke]

get fucked by spearmen -> hop on warframe

[obtuse kiln]

my opponent just broke his own leg somehow

[oak surge]

the final arena area is actually hell on earth

the AI must be cranked up or smth because I've never had my head chopped off or torso speared so many times before 😭

[vapid hull]

Thrusting with the spear was objectively better in the playtest

[crimson compass]

physics in ggeneral were better with the playtest IMO

Everything feels wobbly now

[vapid hull]

Objectively true!!

[vapid hull]

IT FUCKING DOES :(((

[snow gulch]

someone did a test between swinging a sword in demo and playtest, demos your wrist was weirdly bent

[crimson compass]

It has become a really frustrating experience to be honest. I really hope that they bring it back in line to where it was. They shouldn't increase the difficulty by decreasing our ability, the enemies should ideally be made smarter and keep a high degree of player precision.

[vapid hull]

Also you'd hold the spear out like this, which allowed it to align to their necks nad heads so much easier and better

[snow gulch]

playtest is fine

[vapid hull]

That's what I'm saying!! You should make a feedback post about this tehee

[crimson compass]

I have, a couple times lol

Or posted on other people's feedback threads about it

[vapid hull]

me to demo physics

[oak surge]

I fall over randomly so much and my arms will flip around like noodles and cause my weapon to swing is the goofiest way and leave me open to die 😭

I have 2 hours for footage of dying in the final area. Going from peasant to there took like 15 minutes

[crimson compass]

Final arena is unironally rigged pretty sure

unironically

you have worse balance pretty sure

[oak surge]

Probably doesn't help I picked the faction that has a faster dodge or whatever. So there's so many moments when I dodged and got thrown to the ground and one shot to the skull :')

I just want to play Kiss and do a fair 1v3 😭

[half timber]

how come the 3v3s arent balanced

none of us had armour but the other side had 3 fully armoured with shields

[willow linden]

They're 🌈 special 🌈

[oak surge]

Idk I've fought in the buhurt and had to do a 1v3 before

[naive holly]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-hate-always-gif-18852948

Same

[cosmic quail]

no what I mean is how do you just start floating

[naive holly]

I've become accustomed to it, but I booted the playest the other day and just absolutely slayed round after round.

Truthfully my favorite change about the demo is being able to switch stances in alt-mode. If that was in the playtest I wouldn't even boot the demo.

Stabs do feel way better tho

[vapid hull]

The spear experience has been SEVERELY downgraded imo :(

[naive holly]

Spear was always subpar. Now it's just op damage and terrible handling

[silent stag]

weapons have weight now

😔

[vapid hull]

The damage doesn't even feel that great tbh

[vapid hull]

Blegh, and their stances have changedsies

[silent stag]

I like short Spear more because I can slash with it

[serene tulip]

Some things have changed but the overall feel is pretty good.
Only a few outliers I'd say.

Spears feel weird to me though, but I have not used them much.

[vapid hull]

you can absolutely slash with the normal spear !!

[silent stag]

How

[vapid hull]

As an avid spear player, its a generally worse experience due to how inconsistently the spear feels

Maybe I need to learn, but it feels just so bllegh

[serene tulip]

Sometimes my opponents frighten me

[naive holly]

Chat I think I came back from that one alright

Recovery of the century

[gilded frigate]

I think they're top notch tbh

[serene tulip]

beautiful comeback. I mean in the end, you're in one piece and your opponent is not, so who's to contest the winner?

[gilded frigate]

You have excellent control and aim

[hollow timber]

My pic in #photography📷 is so close to getting on the starboard

[gilded frigate]

You can tell this fella practices

[gilded frigate]

Experimentation

[serene tulip]

I'm big on experimentation

[snow gulch]

what do you guys prefer? blunt or sharp weapons? in terms of the way the hits feel

[opal sundial]

Sharp for sure

[cosmic quail]

is there any way to make grip strength firmer on the npcs so u don't let go as easily

[snow gulch]

honestly i kind of like how blunt weapons feel right now

where they just crumple over after a good strike

[opal sundial]

Blunt is okay, but sharp makes for much cleaner fights

[snow gulch]

sharp would probably feel better if ai stopped moving instantly when they were beheaded

[snow gulch]

oh yeah 100% for fights sharp is best

[opal sundial]

I honestly like when they stumble around a bit

[snow gulch]

if they were still alive sure but if i cut a guys head clean off he should just fall down lol

[opal sundial]

If it's sudden enough the body could still stay standing for a couple of seconds

Which makes sense

And makes it more gruesome in my opinion

[snow gulch]

i mean yeah thats fair but i feel like they shouldnt be reaching their hands up to their head

[opal sundial]

To each their own

[snow gulch]

indeed

[gilded frigate]

That's how you get better fr

[hallow pine]

why can i only select beggar in free mode?

[serene tulip]

Been playing a lot of commoner longsword to freshen things up, but I play a ton of veteran longsword

[willow linden]

I love commoner longsword

[serene tulip]

It is fun

[willow linden]

I'm not good at it but I like it

[cosmic quail]

is there any way to make grip strength firmer on the npcs so u don't let go as easily

[azure arch]

idk

[west skiff]

there is with mods

im tryna find a way to disable the auto parry thing atm

[unkempt rover]

I DID IT

I BEAT HIM

[serene tulip]

Auto parry is goated though, just takes time to understand how it works

[willow linden]

how exactly does it work

[west skiff]

Im still trying to figure it out, but at the minute it just feels like its too unpredictable

[fallow sentinel]

Heads or tails?

[azure arch]

who is that

[hollow timber]

When the photo you post in #photography📷 gets 9 star reactions

[serene tulip]

Like with anything in this game it just takes practice.

I ignored the mechanic until recently. Basically you just gotta trust the sword to do the right thing, and then figure out where/how to move it.

Accept you will die a few times in the process.

[azure arch]

who

[west skiff]

Thanks man ill try to play around it a little more

[mental kelp]

you can see where auto-parry is active vs. not active when up against an opponent and you are in defense mode. if auto-parry is active it typically puts the blade facing straight up to the sky in a way you can't do normally, vs. being in any other position is not active

it only works in a small circle towards the center of the player

[naive holly]

Def same T5-T6 is my fav. The middle ground between hard and soft spots is just too fun with longsword.

[mental kelp]

and you still have to direct it in the way that the attack is coming

[serene tulip]

oh also, though it "auto parries", the trick is figuring out how to continue to follow through and manipulate your opponent's weapon to fully deflect.

It will do a good job blocking, but if there's enough weight, force, or the correct angle behind your enemy's swing, it will cut through it.

But the first step is observing how your sword will angle toward san incoming strike

[azure arch]

i bought some rubber swords and im having a blast beating up my friends with them, the game helped me learn some strats

[willow linden]

good

[azure arch]

yes

horray

https://tenor.com/view/lockie-gif-17220854645360353794

[viscid blade]

challenge mode really be giving you a kitchen knife to fight against a whole sword

[azure arch]

just lock in

its easy

wait for a overhead swing

[hollow timber]

If you enjoy that sort of stuff you should get into reenactment :)

[azure arch]

then bum rush him

thats too cringe for me

[hollow timber]

(plus fighting with steel swords is much more enjoyable..... And a little bit painful)

[azure arch]

im not a historical weeb

i just like hitting people with sticks

[hollow timber]

Gang so you think I am a historical weeb?

[azure arch]

yes

[viscid blade]

second you reach galiator status out of pure luck then the game crashes

[azure arch]

try turning off gore

[viscid blade]

gladiator

[azure arch]

what's challenge mode

[hollow timber]

I just enjoy getting to wear badass armour, as well as hitting people for the sake of the public's entertainment

[azure arch]

game update or just gauntlent mode

[hollow timber]

Plus being part of a large event with 50,000 people watching is quite enjoyable

[azure arch]

idk maybe

[viscid blade]

i believe its the gaunlet mode

[hollow timber]

Or being on the west midlands morning weather report fighting in the background for the 11 million viewer average

[viscid blade]

game wont let you enjoy the blood of your hard work before hitting you with an error message sadly

[azure arch]

try turning off gore

[viscid blade]

fs

[serene tulip]

@west skiff gave some thought as to how I would explain Autoparry.

Try and take in your opponent's current stance and anticipate what potential angles they can strike from.

Then aim to strike at their weapon , moving your sword towards their weapon will activate auto parry and appropriately position your blade to defend or deflect their weapon.

[viscid needle]

YO I TRIED HALF SWORD

AFTER A MILLION TRIES IN BEGGAR

[west skiff]

ohhh okok thanks man! that makes a lot more sense

[serene tulip]

Playing like this is more "HEMA" style rather than some of the different ways you can play this game, so your goal is eventually to wait out until there is a window to kill them or injure them, safely.

[viscid needle]

AND FINALLY BEATING THAT GUY

THIS GAME FUN AS HELL

Yo I'm in some afterlife and my game froze

[copper pelican]

why does my stuff always crash on the last level

[serene tulip]

Hell yeah, glad you're having fun. I am partial to the knife tackle for the first guy

[serene tulip]

turn off gore, if that does not work, turn off blodd

[viscid needle]

Dude I landed a nasty hit in the stomach

Like actually made me go oof

Real life is more forgiving

[serene tulip]

Haha, if you think that's nasty, just wait to see some of the stuff you and your enemiescan do in this game

[copper pelican]

bro it still crashed even though the gorre level is gruesome

[viscid needle]

I watched the first clip

Bro my definition of nasty is an axe getting stuck in their stomach

Whoever is playing the game in the clip (Be you or someone else)

CHOPPED THER SPINE OFF?!

[serene tulip]

yeah that's me lol. I am very good at maximizing the damage I deal

[viscid needle]

[bronze dust]

didn't know there's a sure fire way to maximise damage, i thought it was just stance and momentum

and hope you make contact

(i.e. they don't parry it)

[serene tulip]

It is stance and momentum. And aim, getting the right angle and hitting at the peak of your swing.

[bronze dust]

gotchya lol

[wild citrus]

big boss with more strength than you - more range than anything you can get at that tier except for big candlestick

the axe is deadly

your best bet is to either bumrush him with a knife stab or get a big candlestick

I personally think the Commoner and Militia bosses are harder though

[woven granite]

commoner is so fucking rough

i just use the pitchfork

[wild citrus]

Commoner is literally just better than you in every conceivable way

[woven granite]

except for farmer with pitchfork xD

[wild citrus]

there are not a lot of counters at T1-3 for a greatsword

[woven granite]

the militia is a fair challenge though

[wild citrus]

even with a pitchfork if he gets in close or you miss the stab you're screwed

[woven granite]

oh yeah

[wild citrus]

honestly

my strat is to go longsword commoner and make liberal use of slow-mo to block his attack

and even then, sometimes he just powers through my block

so I have to actively parry it

[hushed carbon]

which version should i be playing?

[opal bramble]

does more gore equal more damage

[woven granite]

just tested now

[woven granite]

dont think so however you wont have people limping with 1 leg and things like that

[quaint ingot]

I’ve had Willie run at me while he had 1 leg

[opal bramble]

this is why i play half sword

[opal bramble]

i love it thank you

[olive gull]

chat i reached the baron

[opal bramble]

die him

[woven granite]

took me ages to beat that

[opal bramble]

ive mastered spi9n kick

[astral adder]

Ahhhh

the axe on the 3rd to top tier is so strong

every time i fight an AI with it they fuckin onetap me

[tawdry pelican]

Axes are amazing

[cunning aspen]

Axe is nice but sword is sword

[opal bramble]

sword is yes

axe is yes also but me i like sword yes

[hazy dawn]

imo axe is better than the sword

[opal bramble]

i like when williw on the ground and i get close to willie and i kick willie's willy

[cunning aspen]

nuh uh

[hazy dawn]

yuh uh

[opal bramble]

what makes you like axe more? just curious cause i really like them both

[astral adder]

Axe is lower skill ceiling so I like it less :>

Imo 3rd to top tier is my fav because people have enough armor but not TOO much armor

[hazy dawn]

it slices people better

the only reason i prefer it over the sword

but my fav weapon

is the chandelier or whatever u call it

the long one

[cunning aspen]

Sword is axe with spear

[cunning aspen]

Hell yeah

[woven granite]

candlestick

[astral adder]

Can armor be broken>

[woven granite]

the backswing has a pointy side

[hazy dawn]

yes

[woven granite]

very very nice to kill first boss w

[hazy dawn]

yep its really good

[opal bramble]

i will send funny clip on willie willie getting stab

[hazy dawn]

show the clip

[opal bramble]

to whoevber wants it because i cant post another video in 20 minutes

and i dont have image permissions

how do i get image permission

[hazy dawn]

idk

[opal bramble]

nvm its in the clips n ow

[woven granite]

bruh why didnt my clip embed

[thorn pine]

if i die in the final challenge do i lose all my points?

[worn echo]

How does abyss regen even work?

[woven granite]

nah

[thorn pine]

Thanks

i'm like 7 points in knight rn farthest i've got

[woven granite]

Good luck

[hazy dawn]

good luck

[thorn pine]

i've never seen the boss on knight i'm petrified

[woven granite]

hes just a big knight

[orchid spindle]

any tips for the final gauntlent, i can make it to veteran semi consistantly but i keep getting fucked by arm damages

[hazy dawn]

i love hwen the first boss trips on something

[thorn pine]

i got flung and slammed into the fence and somehow clutched earlier

i got flung atleast across the entire arena

[woven granite]

if you just want to defeat it, try use the pole weapons, stay at range

[hazy dawn]

lmao

[woven granite]

steal one and make sure to pick up a full set of armor later on

[thorn pine]

i jsut 1 tapped the knight boss

bru

[hazy dawn]

lmao

[thorn pine]

I love polehammers

😭

[woven granite]

oh yeah

1 or 2 solid head bonks

they go sleepy

[thorn pine]

lol

i love maces

in this game

[woven granite]

when you slice someone in half with the tiny cleaver

like

wow i must be strong

[hazy dawn]

best feeling

[crude flower]

y'all

just did an execution on the last fella

[digital osprey]

add multiplayer pls

[crude flower]

calm down

[hazy dawn]

why is ur game so bright lol

[woven granite]

no shadows

[hazy dawn]

oh

[crude flower]

i play halfsword when i'm in a reforger queue

[orchid spindle]

i struggle a bit with polearm on polearm but i guess i just gotta eat this skill issue on this one

[crude flower]

gotta lower the settings or my pc blows up

[orchid spindle]

i hate poking

i love whacking a fucker witha big stick

[thorn pine]

on the final challenge rn

[opal bramble]

im getting good at sword on polearm

[thorn pine]

why does the Hoe swing so weird

[orchid spindle]

i love the hoe

[hazy dawn]

fair enough

[orchid spindle]

hoe only cleaves when it feels like it, but when it cleaves it fuckin cleaves yknow

love it when my whackass swing gets a entire leg cause i forgot to acount for my movements when swinging

[opal bramble]

me personally i love the funny hats

[exotic ember]

hey guys i have like 50ish hours in the demo what the hell does the f button do

[orchid spindle]

it lets you cheat

its awsome

[exotic ember]

tried punching and it made me tired too fast

[willow linden]

slows down time but makes you tired

[orchid spindle]

its a slowmo for dodging/parries

[exotic ember]

ah

[thorn pine]

i think it's best for hitting the classic bonk

[woven granite]

bro nah

what server?

wcs?

i do the same tho lmao

[crude flower]

yeah wcs lmao

[woven granite]

what a coincidence

lol

[crude flower]

i only wait if it's like 20 queue though

[woven granite]

idm waiting the full 50, gives me time to play vibe games like ftl, xcom ufo defence this

[opal bramble]

you ever play spoilance, get knocked down, and all the sudden everyone is fighting above you and refuses to let you get up even if it costs them their lives

[willow linden]

yes, and i hate it

i just dislike spoilance as a whole

[opal bramble]

i loooooooooooooove spoilance except for that

[willow linden]

i perfer carnage

especially at begger

[bronze dust]

I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN, YOU’RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

[glass storm]

anyone got knowledge on the OVRDTH selector mod

[willow linden]

0 clue

[glass storm]

Im ripping hair out over how to get it to work rn

[opal bramble]

he has the tutorial in the description of nexus mods

[bronze dust]

I do not, sorry

[opal bramble]

its pretty clear unless you dont understand that then i can help you]

[willow linden]

i didnt understand it so i didnt bother with it

[glass storm]

yeah no i dont understand it at all

[opal bramble]

what are you trying to do with it

[glass storm]

I mean I just did exactly what it said to do. I unzipped it. Installed it on it's default pathway. And I have it open at the same time as the game and I can't figure out how to load in any of his preset loadouts

Like I got it installed and running but it's not having any effects in game

[shadow badger]

just use the launcher

[glass storm]

what is the launcher??

[mental kelp]

click on the tier you want first then double click the load out you want on the selector

when you hit play it will load it up but it won’t show on the main menu

[glass storm]

I get a windows sound effect

ohhhh

[opal bramble]

ok so you double click the loadout that you want on the selector (you should hear the windows noise) then click the tier you want to FIGHT and then you'll fight the tier you selected with the loadout you chose.

[mental kelp]

yea it’s supposed to do that the windows sound means it works

[glass storm]

well I'll be damned

It works thanks lads

[opal bramble]

ofc

[willow linden]

that helped me so much

thank you

[tacit spire]

Any specific date of release?

[willow linden]

no

q4 2025 i think

[fallen gale]

Anyone know what the full release will actually have?

The demo feels like a complete game to me

[willow linden]

it will have more stuff :3

[river steppe]

#photography📷 message what is causing this

[willow linden]

zero clue

[dusty gyro]

Is everyone in the ultimate challenge uses 10x damage or what, i was PUSHED and FELL

i cna't even fathom the boss's damage

[woeful bone]

I feel like a filthy scoundrel who will get up to nefarious activities 😛😛😛

[true zealot]

new tech for beating the baron 100% real no lie

[gaunt nimbus]

guys i have a challenge for you: beat the game without making your enemies bleed

eternal bleeding is allowed

[gaunt nimbus]

as well as breaking bones

[wintry delta]

No but your legs got turned to uncooked noodles in the latest update

[rustic steppe]

could be an anti alaising glitch, or the models when dismembered tend to glitch and "tear" maybe thats this.

[river steppe]

maybe

[warm bone]

i got a sword stuck in my arm and when i pulled it out it got stuck in other willie's butt

[turbid atlas]

?????????

[small cairn]

sword bashing

[storm storm]

it's so cool when the enemy is screaming after a slice longer than you expected just for their arms to fall off suddenly

[mighty nexus]

Jump to original message

[molten galleon]

@woeful bone is this tuff 💔

[digital osprey]

add multiplayer

with advanced sessions plugin in one night its ready

pls

[wooden socket]

now I am the grete champion

[orchid wyvern]

Why do weapons only have to tap me to get me to bleed out?

someone barely touched me with a spear and my arm is fully crippled

[solemn holly]

stabbing a limb usually disables it

[cedar garden]

guys can i do the gaizlen technique in halfsword

[orchid wyvern]

As in a poke, like tapping someone lightly

[pearl ferry]

Yeah

Spears have a black hole at the end of them

[orchid wyvern]

not a full on stab

[pearl ferry]

You'll get used to it

[solemn holly]

the physics can be wonky at times

[orchid wyvern]

no force put into it

[pearl ferry]

Sounds like a spear

[orchid wyvern]

yet spears for me are useless, this game man

[pearl ferry]

Sounds like a skill issue

[orchid wyvern]

Don't get me wrong i'm not the greatest at half sword but holy shit it feels like i'm hitting a metal plated brick wall when i'm using weapons sometimes

when attacking a fucking peasant

[pearl ferry]

how do you swing

[orchid wyvern]

wym

I don't swing wildly if thats what you're getting at

[orchid wyvern]

spaghetti bones

[rare meadow]

yeah so very silly question what do you fellas think about sabres in the game

do they belong?

[orchid wyvern]

unfortunately not

[rare meadow]

how come?

[orchid wyvern]

Best we can probably get is a messer

[rare meadow]

i want me a hussar sabre

or any european sabres

[orchid wyvern]

I tried debating this a while ago and got nowhere

[rare meadow]

oh well

[orchid wyvern]

game takes place in the 15th century and saberes by this point only really exist in the east, far away from the HRE

Or not at all apparently I coul;dn't find much about them when researching

Maybe i'm wrong but been proven wrong many time here lol

[rare meadow]

well maybe when we get some mod support for custom weapons, but yeah sabres found themselves quite far in the history

[orchid wyvern]

Absolutely, same with firearms which is something someone else suggested

[rare meadow]

its like 16th/17th century right?

[rare meadow]

well if they make it work why not ig

[orchid wyvern]

"Handgonnes" existed since the late 14th century i believe

they were just cannons on sticks

[rare meadow]

pipes with some of this silly explosive thing inside

i forgot english

lmao

gunpowder

there we go

[orchid wyvern]

More soficticated firearms come later (flintlocks, arquebuses etc) which is out of this games time range

[weak roost]

15th

[rare meadow]

makes sense

thank ye

[orchid wyvern]

Hence the lack of bascinets, much to my dismay, and the prevelance of sallets and such

[weak roost]

Ivan is pretty strict about the specific date ranges as well.

[storm storm]

well if I stab you with a knife will you bleed out?

[weak roost]

It’s not the entirety of the 15th century, but a small year range in it.

[orchid wyvern]

I mean if you tap me with a knife its just gonna give me a light papercut or not puncture my skin at all

[bright beacon]

if it went deep enough to hit bone then realistically that arm is fucked

[rare meadow]

it takes like what 600 700 grams to penetrate i think

from a rapier

[bright beacon]

-he said while talking about a unity game

[orchid wyvern]

The npcs stabbing me aren't even getting close to bone when they stab me

[summer pollen]

anyone ever noticed that fisticuffs deal less damage in fist play?

[storm storm]

comparing knife slash to paper cut is wild

[rare meadow]

yeah, in Poland and central europe they got popular at the 16th 17th

[orchid wyvern]

A slash is different

[bright beacon]

literally never noticed it because it's not a thing you're just bad

[orchid wyvern]

the very point of the blade (of the npcs) is just barely touching my character and he bleeds the fuck out

[storm storm]

if I tap you with aknife it would go in 10x further than a paper cut would go

[rare meadow]

a slash is with actual force, a paper cut is basicly you running your finger against the blade

[summer pollen]

nah, 60% of my good punches draw blood outside of fist play, while in fist play only about 5% draw blood

[rare meadow]

i only use my fists when my hand gets off the blade while halfswordign lmao

[storm storm]

I just use my fist to torture

[rare meadow]

unless you do that yeah

lmao

[summer pollen]

yeah i sometimes get knockouts when half swording and i use my fists

[bright beacon]

tbf there is a noticeable difference in how much punishment your character can take if you dont pay attention but in actuality the amount of damage that would make an NPC beg for mercy is the same amount that "kills" you

[rare meadow]

whatever gets rid of them right

[orchid wyvern]

Why is it like that tho tf

NPC biased

[storm storm]

I swear they update the demo very often, every time I play a cut is made differently

[orchid wyvern]

Exactly

[summer pollen]

yea, it's fun when that happens

[bright beacon]

no i mean the amount of damage that makes you win against an enemy is the same amount of damage that "kills" the player. it's fair

[orchid wyvern]

still it feels like they can take more than i can

or atleast my characters arms are equivilent to wet paper towels

[storm storm]

maybe that's just skill issue tbh

[orchid wyvern]

Probably

[rare meadow]

alr see ya fellas ill go for some hoi

[storm storm]

Also there is this one mechanic where if you hold a weapon against the enemy's head they will surrender

so you can get a fresh testee to test out your torture method

[summer pollen]

it might be because of a different loadout, small armor pieces can change movement and swinging subtly and different swords and weapons have their unique weight balance (if they are modular), and also the amount of energy you have can influence your skill and time perception

[storm storm]

I only play peasant though :P

OH

gore setting

[summer pollen]

must be the energy then (unless you got bad specs like me so lag can influence things alot)

[storm storm]

I forgot I change them a lot

[bright beacon]

yeah dude

the gore settings affect a lot

[storm storm]

I have a very humane code

[bright beacon]

high Gore setting makes dismemberment insanely common

[summer pollen]

ah you mean cuts, not swings

[storm storm]

if the enemy is decapitated I will kill them
if not, I won't do anything

[bright beacon]

maxed out Gore slider lets you cut people in half with knives it's crazy

i like playing with these sliders both set to minimum

[storm storm]

max gore min damage is basically experimental mode

[bright beacon]

makes the game feel like Paint The Town Red

[storm storm]

It's so satisfying seeing a living person with no arms and no legs

[bright beacon]

i miss the way your character could get massively fucked up in the old demo

[storm storm]

do enemies die faster if you hit them in the heart?

I just notice this

[storm storm]

send example

It's weird how sometimes there are invisible meat chunks though

[bright beacon]

before the demo/playtest merge update, in the demo your character would heal back to full health instantly every time you killed a wave, and you couldn't get dismembered, so setting Damage to Player to minimum your character could end up looking like this

[storm storm]

also finger duplication

[storm storm]

WHATTTTTTT

THAT'S SO SICK

[bright beacon]

because Damage to Player doesn't affect how much flesh is chopped off your character

it's just an invisible HP number

[orchid wyvern]

That would be a fun setting to have togglable

[bright beacon]

yeah it would

i miss my Abyss runs where i'd end up looking like a skeleton near the end

[viscid needle]

"We killed that mutt pup of his."
"You imbecile! That was the canine of Sire Jonathan Wick"

[orchid wyvern]

Two hits this man is a joke x-x

[true zealot]

show npc damage

[bright beacon]

nah npc damage aint got nothin to do with it

[orchid wyvern]

Its on normal one sec

[bright beacon]

ive set that shit to minimum to see and it still took forever to kill the baron

[storm storm]

I like dropping the enemies from a height

[orchid wyvern]

oh yeah fuck acc killing him

[summer pollen]

i don't think it instantly healed, you just healed really fast compared to now, and you just took less damage and had more flesh damage. you could reasonably run around after your arm gets reduced to zero health and wait for it to heal as opposed to now

[orchid wyvern]

knock him down tho ezpz

[bright beacon]

also yes. stabbing anywhere in the torso seems to instakill 90% of the time

[storm storm]

I hate how they die instantly when one arm get decapitated now

even at minimum damage

[bright beacon]

first of all

dismembered

decapitation is when the head is chopped off

second of all

they dont always insta die, sometimes they just stand there like morons holding their stump and whining in pain

[storm storm]

ohhhh

so that's the word

[true zealot]

especially with the skinning knife

you are removing the member from them

[storm storm]

I once dismembered all 4 limbs

and the guy is still standing

well more like sitting

but he doesn't die

this time around though, they always die so fast

[pearl ferry]

trying to aim for things that arent the balls

[torpid void]

3 boss is impossible

[bright beacon]

you're just bad

[hardy hare]

Nuh uh

[torpid void]

nah

im the best

siuu

[bright beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/sui-siu-ronaldo-football-portugal-gif-25997537

ew why does it have a faceapp filter on it

dogshit gif

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-gif-13241035407140687001

[torpid void]

siuuuuuuu

how to kill he

im in like 5 attempt

[bright beacon]

practice more

you'll get it

[torpid void]

commomer sword is good

or worst then the big axe

[bright beacon]

are you

are you asking?

[torpid void]

ye

my keyboard dont works the ask sign

[bright beacon]

is this guy okay

[torpid void]

im brasilian

[bright beacon]

oh

that's worse

[torpid void]

im very bad in english

commoner sword or axe

[hollow jetty]

I like sword

[torpid void]

ok

to kill the boss

or to play

[hollow jetty]

for the commoner, I think it is pretty good to kill the boss

the longest sword you can get, if you try a different weapon and like it more let me know

[torpid void]

ok

[bright beacon]

the commoner doesnt even have an axe

what are you talking about

[hollow jetty]

i couldve sworn they did, but maybe not

[bright beacon]

the peasant has an axe

the commoner doesnt

[torpid void]

i know

[bright beacon]

i am not talking to you

[torpid void]

o srr

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[hollow jetty]

its okay ill talk to you jota

[torpid void]

kkk

[hollow jetty]

🙂

[torpid void]

i die to a man with a farmer tool

[hollow jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-noooo-nooo-noo-no-gif-17139315586294057944

[torpid void]

i won i die to the boss

won abyss nice

[viscid needle]

Dude I just had one clean swing at sometime

And they just died

This game deserves GOTY

I still hear him stuggling

TWO CLEAN CUTS AND ANOTHER FALLS

[torpid void]

ye sir

kkkkk

[viscid needle]

And I died to the Grete Champion

My game just freezes in Abyss mode

Like the place that you go when you die

The fog area

[torpid void]

stop torturing me scythe man

[viscid needle]

Whos scythe man

[torpid void]

2 boss

[viscid needle]

TWO BOSSES?

I have a hard time to the first one

[gaunt nimbus]

choose spear

[viscid needle]

Who'd win

Dave the magical cheese wizard

Vs

Giacomino il guardiano delle galassie e dell’iperspazio

[torpid void]

kkkkkkkkkk

[torpid void]

i killed he already

with the axe in the 2 hands

[gaunt nimbus]

great

[gaunt nimbus]

[viscid needle]

[torpid void]

why tf im having diff if the 1 boss

[gaunt nimbus]

because he's the most difficult one

you don't have any weapons with good range

[true zealot]

no he is not

[viscid needle]

Since you have no weapons

And he does

Its hard

I suggest

Get a sheild

And just go insane