#halfsword-chat-⚔

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night mural
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how are you supposed to beat the ultimate challenge

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its so damn hard when my character is a drunken hobo and my opponents are skilled as spartan warriors and can take double the damage that I can

rancid sluice
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I know it's possible. I haven't done it yet but I know it can be done

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The furthest I've gotten is by playing as slow and defensively as possible

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If you fall over just give up

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Grab the longest weapon you can find

cedar garden
pearl ferry
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i like this kind of post

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people being like HOW AND WHY DID I FALL OVER

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and the gameplay is them going at 70 mph and trying their hardest to unbalance themselves and fall over

rancid sluice
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lmao

night mural
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maybe yeah but one time I wasn't even running. I was going slow and steady and my dude just fell and knocked himself out

shut narwhal
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Is the game free?

rancid sluice
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The demo is, the game will not be

wooden gazelle
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holy shit i js found the first clip ive done of half sword

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still one of my fav clips

reef berry
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Do you find yourselves playing in first or third person?

wooden gazelle
reef berry
shadow fiber
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i cannot for the love of sigmar use polehammers

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idk why but like

dawn fjord
reef berry
reef berry
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it's interesting how everyone has different playstyles, v cool game

dawn fjord
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another question

tepid geyser
dawn fjord
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how do you guys play the game, in what style?

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do you use guards more often or tend to be aggressive

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like ^^^

tepid geyser
reef berry
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I stay off line and passive until openings present themselves, then take them as aggressively as possible.

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I also LOVE hand to hand, disarming people and half-swording.

long wraith
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why do i get 50 fps in gamemodes with more then 2 people???

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i have a really good pc

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4070 super

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ryzen 5 3600

jolly gorge
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Graphics settings maybe idk

junior orchid
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uhhmmmmmmm ...... 3600......

long wraith
junior orchid
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most likely cpu bottleneck ngl

long wraith
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i wanna throw it out the window

junior orchid
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open tsk mgr and play, see what hits 100%

jolly gorge
long wraith
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@junior orchid

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why is it at 47%?

junior orchid
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Open task mgr

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click on gpu

long wraith
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its 70% theree

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when im not playing its getting to 10-0%

junior orchid
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okay and 3d?

long wraith
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100%

junior orchid
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3d 100%?

long wraith
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?

junior orchid
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if 3d 100% lower graphics

long wraith
junior orchid
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click performance

dawn fjord
junior orchid
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then gpu

long wraith
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k

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im there

junior orchid
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i added you as friend if you want to jump into call

long wraith
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no i cant rn sorry

junior orchid
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but under performance

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click Gpu

long wraith
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can you keep explaining by text?

junior orchid
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You will see 3d , Copy, video encode. video dcode.

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didicated mem.

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yea so lower your settings to where 3d does not max out. on what Rez do you play?

midnight light
midnight light
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sure

rancid sluice
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You can at least turn it down, blood is pretty heavy resource-wise

long wraith
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still without any blood its 60% usage

junior orchid
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60% is still fine

long wraith
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its garbage

junior orchid
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Just ensure the 3d does not hit 100%

long wraith
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why?

midnight light
long wraith
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im getting trash performance even with 680p on low graphics

junior orchid
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bro has a 3600 with a 4070.... 60% is fine for his system

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dont lower your Rez. Will put more load on your cpu.

midnight light
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something is stalling the render

rancid sluice
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What does trash performance mean? Is the average FPS still 50?

junior orchid
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i get 150 on high 2k rez, rtx 4080 super.

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gpu on 60%.

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so yes 60% is fine.

midnight light
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Trash performance is when your FPS is uncapped and GPU can't pull above 60% usage outside of CPU bottlenecking

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that's what trash performance is

rancid sluice
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Time to get a x3d ryzen cpu 🙂

midnight light
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but his CPU isn't bottlenecking

rancid sluice
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I know, I wasn't being too serious

junior orchid
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I meannn temps?

midnight light
junior orchid
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no it wont.

midnight light
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ya it will

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if the cpu clocks down to half and a program wants full throttle but can't task mgr will show 100% usage

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but that's besides the point

junior orchid
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imma go test this theory now. But out of my experience, When your pc thermal throttle it caps the cpu speed, task mng will not show 100%.

midnight light
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How often does your rig overheat Wtf

sick moss
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why do people not like high sensitivity longsword

junior orchid
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i work in It. its not my rig

sick moss
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its like a one shot ko

rancid sluice
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Even on the lowest sensitivity it takes very little motion to do a full swing

sick moss
rancid sluice
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???

sick moss
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like

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if your good at parries its very good

rancid sluice
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this isn't even an issue of skill, I play the game fine on low sensitivity

sick moss
rancid sluice
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It's not a handicap

sick moss
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its easier to do better riposte and counter attacks on low sensitivity

scarlet kite
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I'M BACK ON MY BULLSHIT

paper falcon
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been using the spear more now

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its fun as hell

rancid sluice
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You've been stab-pilled

dawn sparrow
muted dew
shadow basin
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hi, a quick question. If I'm past the "Ultimate Challenge" and die as a Baron do I lose progress?

muted dew
shadow basin
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NVM, just realized you lose all progress by simply closing the game

shadow basin
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it just happened to me

paper falcon
rancid sluice
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That's odd

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That isn't supposed to happen

shadow basin
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it didn't happen pre-baron, but did just now

muted dew
unkempt rover
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i finally did it

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i got to knight

viscid needle
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Is playtest gone

rancid sluice
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Playtest merged with the demo

viscid needle
muted dew
jolly gorge
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didn't heads used to explode when you hit em real hard?

humble hazel
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Made it to level 5 of uc twice today! Progress

unkempt rover
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Is baron a hard boss

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oh god

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im not done uet

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nevermind

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NO WEAPONS?!?!?!?!

humble hazel
split pulsar
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I DID IT

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I FINALLY DID IT

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im free from this fucking hellfire.

humble hazel
split pulsar
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from the fatal errors

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from the dumbass deaths

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from the frustration

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i am FREE

humble hazel
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gj

unkempt rover
paper falcon
unkempt rover
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jesus christ

paper falcon
soft osprey
split pulsar
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i can finally put my graphics back on epic, and i can run grotesque

unkempt rover
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i want image perms

soft osprey
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Takes 2 hours

paper falcon
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Also stealing it, thanks

split pulsar
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IM NOT DONE UNTIL IM SURE HE'S FUCKING DEAD.

soft osprey
split pulsar
paper falcon
split pulsar
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highly recommend

paper falcon
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Hell ye

soft osprey
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Oh, I’ve always heard of it just never watched it

pearl tendon
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the game crashes when i'm finally gonna kill the baron

paper falcon
soft osprey
pearl tendon
split pulsar
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HE DOESNT LOOK DEAD YET.

soft osprey
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Or off completely for the fight

paper falcon
slow anchor
unkempt rover
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man I thought the regular gauntlet mode was hard

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this is

rancid sluice
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You're going to be stuck here for a while

pearl tendon
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my game just is always crashing

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i give up

paper falcon
pearl tendon
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i have crashed over 20 times in the span of 2 hours

unkempt rover
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my game crashed

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that makes me sad

rich yew
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abyss gets crazy after baron

sage silo
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fix grabbing from ground(its like im trying to grab something in my dreams)
fix UE5 crash(is way too regular)
fix holding stuff(the moment i can attack willie put his weapon behind his back like he is hologram)
make the game less rng(i get my feet sliced by falling opponents like its nothing)

split pulsar
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it feels nice being the big man

muted dew
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too unwieldy

pearl ferry
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nasty dawg

fallow roost
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Did an update come out that bricked the game? suddenly couldn't launch it had to validate file and now it's freezing every 10 seconds for a good 1-3 seconds and it was running just fine yesterday.

idle crane
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told you @true zealot nice

late mauve
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anybody know how to add trainer mod?

young ledge
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This is what I call "Plancon bullshit"

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I killed him, but then stepped on his plancon, did a backflip with it stuck in my leg, and died

upper salmon
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guyy how can i download half sword multiplayer

hollow gale
late mauve
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I installed it but idk how to sue

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use

upper salmon
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how you do it

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how can i downloadd it

late mauve
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go to the github page

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and install the installer

silent stag
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dumb hedgeborn

worthy hornet
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My willie doesnt want to get up anymore

unborn blaze
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I beat my Willie senseless.

upper salmon
late mauve
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no

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github

unborn blaze
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Death stick > every weapon

late mauve
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will anyone tell me how to use the trainer mod

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I have no idea how spawn things or change the settings

unborn blaze
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Wish I could help, but I'm brainless when it comes to installing stuff.

late mauve
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I have it installed

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i dont know how to use it in game

lament pond
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Anybody know how to actually use the baron weapons 😭

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errr the one big weapon

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you cant swing it and its still really hard to control when right clicking

surreal leaf
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why are left hooks so op

pearl ferry
unborn blaze
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I love whenever I accidentally pull off an aikido throw.

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Or like, when the opponent gets behind me somehow, and I spin around and bash him.

supple grotto
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I love when I hit someone in the neck with the tip of a sword and they just collapse and then you finish them off with a belt hammer or mace

silent stag
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"Polearm are the ultimate weapons" guys when their stick isn't sticking

unborn blaze
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I've grown to love the battle axe. It's perfect.

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If you hit someone's helmet using an overhead chop you can instantly knock them out.

true zealot
silent stag
unborn blaze
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It's my favorite weapon in the game, next to longsword obviously.

fleet lagoon
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i hope they add furniture as a class

silent stag
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they are made to kill

unborn blaze
silent stag
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unlike axes

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axes were made to chop down trees

fleet lagoon
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i would love to use the wood spoon outside spoilance

unborn blaze
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Like in Mordhau.

shadow badger
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how do you guys use the rondel daggers or other daggers or are they not that useful at all

silent stag
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does anyone else hate that willies don't have facial expressions even when they die

fleet lagoon
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i think its a shovel but same thing

unborn blaze
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Which, by the way, should be an included sword technique in this game.

silent stag
unborn blaze
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Mordhau is when you hold a sword upside down and use the guard as a hammer.

fleet lagoon
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shovels are just big spoons

unborn blaze
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Yes.

silent stag
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what you mean is mordschlag

unborn blaze
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Same thing.

small cairn
silent stag
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mb lol

small cairn
shadow badger
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i wish they had a different grip or moveset that would make them actually viable against armored enemies

unborn blaze
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Yeah, swords do dick against heavily armored opponents.

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You have to be REALLY accurate, but the stab function isn't.

silent stag
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hm guys anyway what do you think about my reshade preset

shadow badger
silent stag
unborn blaze
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I mean, you can still win

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But it's not nearly as effective.

rancid sluice
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Blunt is king in the armored categories

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I like battle-axes because they're the best of both worlds

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Sharp but also heavy as shit

shadow badger
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you just halfsword it and it's as effective as any other weapons in my opinion

unborn blaze
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Minus the range.

rancid sluice
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Range is also pretty important

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An armored opponent gets close to you and you're going to fall over

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And thats the end of the fight

unborn blaze
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The best thing you can do against a ranged weapon is to get in close fast.

silent stag
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I think polearms suck in the game

rancid sluice
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Hard disagree

silent stag
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🤒

unborn blaze
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I'm not a fan of them either.

rancid sluice
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The stabbing mechanic takes some getting used to but it's so worth it

shadow badger
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i like the high tier polearms

silent stag
unborn blaze
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I've had a few lucky stabs, but any time I try to shank someone on the ground my guy looks like he's doing that dangerous knife game where you try to stab between your fingers really fast.

rancid sluice
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If he's a bozo who doesn't know how to use a pole arm that's on him

silent stag
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you can just use the alternate holding position and they're dead

small cairn
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what could this be

shadow badger
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the billhooks(?) or lower tier stuff isn't that great cause of how long they are

rancid sluice
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I rarely have to deal with a sword-user getting close enough to even hit me

supple grotto
unborn blaze
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I can't!

silent stag
shadow badger
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i usually just knock them over and kick them in the balls

rancid sluice
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You guys could save so many steps by just stabbing in the balls first

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polearm supremacy

unborn blaze
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There's a funny balance with weapons depending on how you use them. Each one has such extreme differences.

silent stag
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willie ain't fit enough to use them without being bullied

unborn blaze
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Candelabra is S tier

rancid sluice
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Willie is weak as shit that is true

rancid sluice
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It even comes with a sharp end

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I wish you could flip it though

unborn blaze
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It's the weapon I immediately go for in the abyss.

silent stag
rancid sluice
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Either candelabra or pitchfork in abyss

shadow badger
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i just lower how much damage i do for more fun with willies

silent stag
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How do you guys use the pitchfork, it's so unwieldy for me

shadow badger
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you just stab

unborn blaze
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Just gotta hold stab, lol

rain beacon
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Any chance of some left handed inclusion in this game?

silent stag
rain beacon
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It seems like your left hand is less effective

unborn blaze
silent stag
sleek raven
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why does the game crash when I launch it anyone know?

unborn blaze
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lol, fair enough.

surreal leaf
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just aim the pitchfork and when the enemy gets close double click

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to thrust

unborn blaze
sleek raven
unborn blaze
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C drive is hard drive

rancid sluice
silent stag
surreal leaf
shadow badger
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blind leading the blind over there

unborn blaze
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Fair, I mean usually it's the default.

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I'm not a computer person either, lol

rancid sluice
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I swap to left-hand grip whenever I have to get around a shield anyway

sleek raven
rancid sluice
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Its the same for a SSD

silent stag
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Hard drives are outdated af

unborn blaze
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But I downloaded the game to an external drive and it crashed constantly.

shadow badger
sleek raven
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it says this: LowLevelFatalError [File:D:\build++UE5\Sync\Engine\Source\Runtime\RenderCore\Private\RenderingThread.cpp] [Line: 1415]
GameThread timed out waiting for RenderThread after 120.00 secs

sleek raven
shadow badger
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then go to bug reporting or something, we're not the devs man, we cant read those moonrunes

rancid sluice
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Looks like a specs problem

unborn blaze
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Why can't computer errors be simple enough for us common men to understand?

sleek raven
silent stag
silent stag
sleek raven
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asus mother board

silent stag
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How much ram

sleek raven
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32

shadow badger
silent stag
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Did you check if you have the correct drivers for your gpu

unborn blaze
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Fair enough, I just don't have smart people in my life anymore, lol

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I used to live with a tech geek, and all my problems were solved.

silent stag
unborn blaze
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I live on my own now.

silent stag
sleek raven
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bro im using my pc rn

shadow badger
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bruh

rancid sluice
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Doesn't mean your GPU is working

sleek raven
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it has drivers

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I know it does

unborn blaze
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Are they updated?

silent stag
sleek raven
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ive never had this issue before with the game

silent stag
frail ferry
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Ok question, did you mod the game in any capacity?

sleek raven
unborn blaze
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I hate when that kind of thing happens.

shadow badger
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have you tried turning your pc off and then on

rancid sluice
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I know this probably sounds stupid but is your monitor plugged into your GPU

silent stag
rancid sluice
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I'm not trying to insult you but this is one reason that error happens

light stirrup
sleek raven
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im installing drivers now

silent stag
unborn blaze
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I wish I could do that spin kick. I keep trying but I don't sync it properly.

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I know HOW to do it, just not good at it.

silent stag
quasi gale
sleek raven
silent stag
unborn blaze
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lol, the slow time function screws me up a lot of the time.

rancid sluice
light stirrup
unborn blaze
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Huh?

sleek raven
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ima try it rn to see if it works

silent stag
rancid sluice
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yessir

amber shoal
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how come no ice pick dagger grip?

unborn blaze
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Also brb

shadow badger
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buff the daggers

sleek raven
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guys guess what

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it worked

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🤤

silent stag
sinful knot
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how to play multiplayer ?

hollow sparrow
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what happens when you make it to the top of the gauntlet , just curious

silent stag
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To play multiplayer you need to buy the ultimate edition for 60 dollars

sleek raven
hollow sparrow
rancid sluice
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Good to hear bruv

silent stag
shadow badger
light stirrup
silent stag
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Spin kicks aren't even worth it

sleek raven
light stirrup
unborn blaze
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Yeah, it's a showy thing.

amber shoal
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I love how in the ultimate challenge the dead guys turn into dead space enemies

unborn blaze
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I prefer to get the job done.

hollow sparrow
shadow badger
rancid sluice
light stirrup
unborn blaze
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There's a reason people don't often spin kick in sports like MMA.

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It's a huge tell, and it's clumsy.

amber shoal
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gimme a question mark kick

unborn blaze
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Give me a kick that makes me question reality.

amber shoal
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question mark kick will do that to ya

unborn blaze
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Imagine seeing some guys fight, and one guy does a kick that goes backwards like that

rancid sluice
unborn blaze
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I kicked Willie so hard one time I broke his leg.

rancid sluice
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next to no telegraph and suddenly you can't walk

unborn blaze
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He looked like a marionette puppet with a sword.

amber shoal
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leg kick!

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favorite move in the ufc games

unborn blaze
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CRUNCH

harsh hull
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aye is there any way to change keybinds

unborn blaze
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Not yet.

harsh hull
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damn

light stirrup
unborn blaze
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I know, I keep accidentally taking pictures midfight.

rancid sluice
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It still pisses me off to no end that right hand is left mouse and left hand is right mouse

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actually infuriates me

amber shoal
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I'm used to it ngl

rancid sluice
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I am too but my brain still knows it's wrong

true zealot
amber shoal
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years of dark souls has trained my brain

unborn blaze
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tbh I'd hate to right click the whole time.

true zealot
rancid sluice
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Fair enough but God if there was one thing I would change

unborn blaze
true zealot
unborn blaze
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I was referring to when you grabbed his hand and made him hit himself

true zealot
true zealot
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I've also got a few strangles and shit

unborn blaze
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Whenever I fight with the battle axe and my opponent is on the ground screaming I'll just put them out of their misery.

unborn blaze
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You can tell you hit them hard enough when even their helmet gets cut in half.

unborn blaze
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Oh my god

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That hurt my neck just to watch.

amber shoal
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hmmm

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just like high school football

calm cypress
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lowkey, anyone notice how shit the npc's are at fist play now

unborn blaze
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Ever find yourselves laughing when you cut a guy in half?

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Me neither a few times.

calm cypress
unborn blaze
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Sometimes I pull off a kill that is just so insane I start cracking up.

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I'm sure my neighbors love it too.

dusky marten
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Does anyone else go flying into the air after they sheath something?

unborn blaze
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lol

unborn blaze
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By the way, have you guys ever watched real armored combat fights?

amber shoal
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yeah

dusky marten
unborn blaze
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I saw one the other day where a guy spun around with an axe, hitting the guy in the ankle and then the head.

amber shoal
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armored boxing

unborn blaze
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It's my favorite sport.

amber shoal
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I've watched some buhurt matches

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looks like so much fun

unborn blaze
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I would have KILLED for a cool suit of armor like that as a kid.

amber shoal
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DAMN

unborn blaze
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I'll try to find the match I watched, hold on.

amber shoal
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props to the blue one he had the energy but red man was just ballin too hard

unborn blaze
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They keep John Wicking each other.

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Red had the personality.

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One of the best matches I've seen, honestly.

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There was a cool show on the History Channel called "Knight Fight," and that was really cool to watch too.

amber shoal
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17 minutes

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10 ads

unborn blaze
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Sans the goddamn cowboy knight

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Yeah, it's why I use adblockers.

amber shoal
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yeah

unborn blaze
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So sick of ads.

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There was this guy called Paul The Barbarian, and he had a helmet with a really cool face mask on it.

cinder stone
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y'know what's bullshit? I pay for youtube premium (along with using an adblocker for my browser) but whenever I try to watch vids directly from discord I still get the ads

unborn blaze
tall marten
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caca

unborn blaze
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Yeah, it's absolute gong.

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The worst is when you're watching a livestream on Twitch though.

amber shoal
unborn blaze
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Especially during a particularly intense moment, like a huge battle or something, and then I get a gummy worms commercial.

silent stag
unborn blaze
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It's an external app. If Discord had adblock I'd be super happy.

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There's a great reverse takedown in the final round.

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That red fella definitely has the warrior's spirit in him.

amber shoal
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you weren't kidding

unborn blaze
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God, imagine falling on your back hard while wearing a full suit of armor

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In addition to another guy, also in a suit of armor, on top of you.

amber shoal
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i would imagine it feels like getting speared by a nfl linebacker

jagged stream
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i hate it so much when i step on a casket in the abyss and my feet get cut off or die

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or when i try to pick up a weapon in the abyss and it goes flying every time

unborn blaze
unborn blaze
jagged stream
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how does that help

vapid carbon
unborn blaze
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Because it makes me more aware of where my opponent's weapon is.

unborn blaze
jagged stream
vapid carbon
visual tangle
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hey i found a way to make custom loadouts if anyone is interested

jagged stream
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because by getting stuck it made them fall off

unborn blaze
visual tangle
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i got a video and everything

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ill dm you

unborn blaze
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I'm talking about weapons on the ground.

jagged stream
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but there wasnt a w epaon

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weapon

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i just spawned

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man of arms or what its called gone

unborn blaze
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Yeah, I don't even bother doing gauntlet mode.

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Whenever I get killed in the abyss I crash.

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Then I open it back up and I'm back at the bottom.

silent stag
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Is getting stabbed in the shoulder deadly

unborn blaze
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Sure feels that way with my SLAP tear.

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I went to the hospital several times this year thinking I was having a heart attack, but nope. My shoulder.

amber shoal
#

real

unborn blaze
#

I got stabbed in the ankle and died though, that was silly.

#

I didn't realize Willie's heart was in his foot.

silent stag
#

ok so what is this bullshit

amber shoal
#

the fog?

silent stag
#

no

unborn blaze
silent stag
#

they're lightly armored while I'm semi naked and all I have is a candlestick

amber shoal
#

who has the boondocks clip

small cairn
#

where... where am i? I have not seen a place like it before...

unborn blaze
#

Double buckler actually sounds pretty efficient.

small cairn
unborn blaze
#

Luck, a lot of the time it seems.

merry junco
silent stag
#

this is a true brave stand not a knight beating the shit out of lower ranks

#

seriously abyss is bullshit

unborn blaze
#

Agreed. It's infuriating.

small cairn
#

our time has passed, john

cinder stone
#

lol

small cairn
#

FRANKLIN, YOU GREEDY PRICK!

tiny crown
small cairn
unborn blaze
#

I used to think Chivalry and Hellish Quart were the closest games to the reality of medieval combat, but Half Sword's got them beat.

tiny crown
unborn blaze
silent stag
#

dude they really lost to a shirtless guy with a sword

#

bullshit game

small cairn
#

come son, lets visit mother

vapid carbon
silent stag
#

guys is this combination effective

unborn blaze
bronze dust
vapid carbon
small cairn
small cairn
#

and thrown down a building

bronze dust
small cairn
unborn blaze
#

I'd kind of like to have that pre-demo cursor option back.

pearl ferry
small cairn
silent stag
#

armored guys with shields against me

unborn blaze
#

You're still standing.

silent stag
#

bullshit bullshit

bronze dust
unborn blaze
#

Or did you turn down damage?

silent stag
#

I didn't turn down damage

unborn blaze
#

Dang, then it's fair.

small cairn
#

OH NOOOOOOO

unborn blaze
#

You're Neo vs. Smiths

small cairn
#

I SLIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiii---

pearl ferry
silent stag
pearl ferry
#

Good

#

Keep killing

silent stag
unborn blaze
#

"Are you saying I can block sword attacks?"
"No, Willie. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to."

#

If you have the ability to fend off several armed knights while half naked, you're at the right level.

mint wadi
#

Hello chat.

#

I come back again.

#

With more slow motion stuff.

unborn blaze
#

Howdy.

mint wadi
unborn blaze
#

Like sipping a cold soda

#

Satisfying.

silent stag
#

am I a cute girl

mint wadi
#

Yes

silent stag
#

gang is this effective

unborn blaze
#

I think it's your sword's time of the month.

#

Also I kind of hate dual wielding stuff in the game.

#

It just feels like flailing.

silent stag
#

in 0.3 it was meta

#

Oh shit

#

what am I supposed to do against adam smasher

#

fuck ass game making me go through this to recover my rank

mint wadi
silent stag
#

shielders are ez

#

just aim for the feet

amber shoal
#

and then pray

unborn blaze
#

Go where their shield isn't.

silent stag
#

should I drop the shield

unborn blaze
#

I'd say so, but I'm not at your level.

amber shoal
#

does it help you pray or do vertical attacks?

unborn blaze
#

If you have a battle axe, go for headshots.

unborn blaze
#

They can knock your opponent out.

silent stag
amber shoal
#

emotional support is not what you need

bronze dust
#

The most annoying thing in the abyss is when it doesn’t give you armor

amber shoal
#

you need speed and power

unborn blaze
#

I've been watching dueling videos for a while, and it seems like neck strikes with swords are preferable.

silent stag
amber shoal
#

speed and power

unborn blaze
#

Against armor? Yeah.

#

But only up close.

bronze dust
#

Chat, what’s your preferred color palette on clothing in game

#

I like dark red and black

unborn blaze
#

Since you're shirtless I'd try to keep far away from blades.

silent stag
unborn blaze
#

My characters are always a nightmare of combinations.

amber shoal
unborn blaze
#

If you're unarmored you want to stay away from any weapon's edge.

amber shoal
#

I am the edge

silent stag
#

you can see he's a sadist, happy face knowing he can just rock my shit whenever he wants and he's probably just having fun with me

unborn blaze
#

Your feminism proved you right.

#

lol, he looks like Darth Vader without his head mask on.

#

Darth Vader if he would just eat some vegetables every once in a while.

silent stag
#

It's fighting him or having to level up to man at at arms all over again

silent stag
#

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A BITCH

amber shoal
#

also this pattern on the pants

silent stag
#

didn't even have to drop the shield lol

#

this is the best moment in my life

unborn blaze
#

The best gaming moment I've ever had was in Sea of Thieves, at the beginning of its development.

bronze dust
#

Imma be honest, I hate the abyss fog lol

silent stag
amber shoal
#

I disabled it forever ago

bronze dust
#

Same

unborn blaze
#

I don't like the abyss, period.

bronze dust
#

Maybe I just felt longing for the old demo

tender quest
amber shoal
#

i actually really enjoy it

silent stag
rancid sluice
#

Abyss is fun when you're not being sent there after a botched gauntlet run

silent stag
#

Biggest bullshits of all time

unborn blaze
#

In the abyss I die by game crashes.

silent stag
bronze dust
#

I wish they at least didn’t take out being able to give up and just restart the abyss while in there

silent stag
#

It was one of the most intense moments in my gaming experience

bronze dust
#

Slightly annoying to have to go back to menu to reopen it

silent stag
#

I was shirtless fighting against the bald boss

rancid sluice
#

wym they're all bald

silent stag
#

He hides everything but his baldness

unborn blaze
#

Shows it off even.

silent stag
rancid sluice
#

Oh I see lmao

unborn blaze
#

You know what? That's a cool fashion idea.

#

It would make male pattern baldness cool.

rancid sluice
#

I respect it

tender quest
rancid sluice
#

The virgin helmet wearer vs the Chad full plate with no helmet wearer

silent stag
unborn blaze
#

God, I love the knockouts.

silent stag
#

So I was in disadvantage

#

but atleast I can now gow back to play with the autism shaders

#

you might think it looks crappy

amber shoal
#

I love sallets

#

but I love frogmouth even more

silent stag
unborn blaze
#

So many times I wished I could have recorded a moment where I pulled some sick shit off, but that kind of makes it beautiful to me.

bronze dust
#

You know what? They should add hounskuls

#

Please let me be a beaky knight

amber shoal
unborn blaze
amber shoal
bronze dust
#

Yesssss

unborn blaze
#

There's my Chippy.

silent stag
unborn blaze
#

If I'm to be honest, ||it looks like the tip of a ween.||

bronze dust
#

I do wish there wasn’t only one helmet in the higher tiers you can actually see out of

unborn blaze
#

That's how they are, though.

bronze dust
#

Yeah you’d be thinking about phallic imagery, wouldn’t you smile_strelok

silent stag
bronze dust
#

Yeah lol

unborn blaze
bronze dust
amber shoal
#

ohohoho

unborn blaze
#

I really like the conquistador helmet.

silent stag
unborn blaze
#

Half Chub

gilded breach
silent stag
#

I wish these organs didn't exist at all and we could just clone ourselves

unborn blaze
#

I wouldn't. Gosh forbid there's ever another Pumpkinson out there.

silent stag
junior star
#

IM GONNA KILLMYSELF IF I GET ANIOTHER FATAL ERROR MY BLOOD WILL BE ON YOUR HANDS

unborn blaze
#

:O

silent stag
#

that's why we should all stay in our homes playing silly edgy games

orchid wyvern
#

What is with my weapons hitting like pool noodles and npcs weapons cleaving me or causing me to bleed out at a tap or a light touch?

unborn blaze
#

Adjust your mouse sensitivity.

#

If it's too fast it can do that.

orchid wyvern
#

Really?

silent stag
unborn blaze
#

If it's really fast it just flips out and bitch slaps.

silent stag
orchid wyvern
#

wELL THEre goes 4 hours of my life

#

Painfully struggling

unborn blaze
#

I'm still accounting for sensitivity.

#

BTW, not all weapons have the same.

silent stag
#

if it's really fast it should just do more damage in the case of blunt objects and axes

amber shoal
#

THUMB GRIP

unborn blaze
#

If you have a huge weapon, faster is better.

#

You ever try hitting something with a stick as fast as you can?

slender hull
#

why did the old scary violin boss music get removed?

#

made the scythe guy feel badass in the black uniform

silent stag
#

would anyone play with these grpahics

orchid wyvern
#

no

junior star
unborn blaze
#

That goddamn

#

Scythe

amber shoal
#

computer blowey uppy

orchid wyvern
silent stag
#

dang I'm the only one who likes it

junior star
#

fun fact

orchid wyvern
#

"Realistic depiction of medieval warfare" my butt

slender hull
#

Old Demo scythe guy was actually a god

#

Shame they had to nerf him

orchid wyvern
#

Ain't no scythe cleaving you in half THAT easily

unborn blaze
silent stag
#

they have more strength and are bigger than willies

unborn blaze
junior star
orchid wyvern
#

Regardless, a scythe cannot cleave you in half that easily. its probably a bug

unborn blaze
#

I've blocked a few overhead shots like a chad and cut their throats.

amber shoal
#

that's it i'm playing convergence

unborn blaze
#

That's it I'm playing Mr. Flacit's Word Search on Newgrounds

silent stag
silent stag
#

which is meant to be UNREALISTIC and RIDICULOUS

orchid wyvern
#

Nah I play the usual gore

unborn blaze
#

I got to interview Stamper a few years ago, that was wild.

silent stag
orchid wyvern
#

yes

silent stag
#

oh

orchid wyvern
#

I always do ;(

unborn blaze
#

The less blood it seems the slower you bleed out, am I wrong?

silent stag
#

well it's just half sword bullshit

storm storm
#

I mean it's not that difficult imo

#

just turn down the gore and it will be more realistic

unborn blaze
#

Yeah, keep in mind this is a demo.

orchid wyvern
#

Yeah I'm aware Its just really frustrating sometimes

amber shoal
#

pling pling plong

unborn blaze
#

This happens with a lot of cool games: People invest too much in the incomplete project and quickly lose interest.

silent stag
#

Ok guys but tell me what is wrong with playing with your game looking like this

storm storm
#

the middle mode is kinda unrealistic, with limb chops being too easy

unborn blaze
#

Look at No Man's Sky.

tulip spire
#

can i have a FEW LESS GODDAMN SWORDS TO FIGT AGAINST

silent stag
unborn blaze
#

Comic book mode.

amber shoal
unborn blaze
#

That's the "We'll Be Right Back" filter.

orchid wyvern
#

oMG

#

true lmao

amber shoal
silent stag
tulip spire
#

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

unborn blaze
#

lol

#

There he is.

orchid wyvern
#

Its not bad its just not something i'd use

unborn blaze
#

Mr. Asshole.

amber shoal
#

also that weapon is busted

tulip spire
#

i am going to DETONATE

amber shoal
#

hate that weapon

orchid wyvern
#

pancon my beloved

#

Except when its used against me

tulip spire
#

how do they swing that shit so fast

orchid wyvern
#

It is a light wooden pole with some nails added to it

unborn blaze
#

The best thing I've tried is to knock the tip of it out of the way as fast as I can.

#

Then just charge.

#

Wait for big swings.

tulip spire
#

here's my strat against it:

orchid wyvern
#

fr

silent stag
#

Tried to put the game in high while using the cartoon shaders and my game crashed lol

unborn blaze
#

You dink.

silent stag
#

I wish I could run both the cartoon shaders and high graphics mode at the same time

#

could anyone do it for me pregowillie

unborn blaze
#

I can break your computer even more, would that help?

silent stag
#

I remember a guy called jail for me who always used to shit on whatever I did with reshade

#

Good old times

unborn blaze
#

God, I have to go back and watch Wallace and Gromit.

silent stag
unborn blaze
#

I loved it. The track laying scene was hilarious.

#

If you want uncanny look up the old California Raisinettes advertisement company.

silent stag
bold jacinth
unborn blaze
#

Oh gosh, I'll have to keep my language tamer.

bold jacinth
unborn blaze
silent stag
bold jacinth
unborn blaze
#

lol, I just did an elbow slam to the back of my opponent's neck.

silent stag
dawn owl
#

Hello fellas!
Has anyone figured out how to fix fatal error on the final stage of the gauntlet mode (ultimate challenge)? I looked through discussions but didn't find the answers

bold jacinth
unborn blaze
#

You know, there's a feature in the game "Paint The Town Red" where you can record GIFs of moments from your run.

silent stag
silent stag
#

dude they really used the peasant as a bait

stoic sedge
#

what if we had fist play for the highest tier

#

armored mma

dawn owl
foggy talon
unborn blaze
#

I'd say wait for the reply then. They have a lot to work on.

tulip spire
unborn blaze
#

The more things they know about the better.

dawn owl
#

Fair point. Thanks!

unborn blaze
silent stag
#

1000 yard long willie stare

unborn blaze
#

OH

#

You know what filter that is

sonic quiver
#

is it like impossible to get a chest plate in the abyss or something? I have not found a single one

unborn blaze
#

From the old Oblivion game.

#

During the loading screens.

silent stag
#

I love this filter so fucking much

#

wish it didn't take like 40 fps

silent stag
tulip spire
#

why are the bone breaking noises so damn loud

modest whale
unborn blaze
silent stag
#

guys how do I exit camera mode help

red moth
silent stag
red moth
#

das weird blud 🤷‍♂️

minor veldt
silent stag
gentle shell
#

half sword gauntlet mode is how you attest to the trials and triumphs of sisyphus

unkempt rover
#

why does the game keep crahsing bro

silent stag
#

don't you hate when your weapon gets stuck in stupid willie's face

harsh spoke
#

It was a minute ago, but there was a download you can run through winrar and it would directly open up unreal engine and it had the gore etc. Is that no longer a download? sorry if this has been stated before I cant find where it would be located at.

unborn blaze
#

You know what I've found works 100% of the time? When you fend off a bardiche you have to do three things:

idle crane
unborn blaze
#
  1. Knock the tip away with your sword.
  2. Rush in close.
  3. Halfsword
#

I don't know, I haven't really watched much Oblivion stuff.

#

I just remember the original.

timid imp
heady karma
#

When new update?

silent stag
#

best weapon at knight tier?

small cairn
#

do i regret it? No do i love it? YES

timid imp
north glade
#

hope in the full release we'll have arenas big enough to justify ranged weaponry being included

#

rapier and pistol duels would be pretty cool

tepid geyser
#

he misses a swing
he eats shit and dies by my sword

tepid geyser
north glade
#

considering theres people in full plate i assumed it was around the renaissance

tepid geyser
#

14th century is when renissance started

north glade
#

its a long period

orchid wyvern
tepid geyser
#

"generally believed to have begun in Italy during the 14th century," -Encyclopedia Britannica

#

What's your source?

orchid wyvern
#

Alright fair enough

north glade
#

the fashion in game also makes me think its renaissance era

#

so anywhere from the 14th to 17th centuries

tepid geyser
#

"late 16th century"

#

alright

#

yeah so pistols could exist

orchid wyvern
#

Technically

tepid geyser
#

but we don't know when exactly the game takes place

orchid wyvern
#

It would be funny to have a powder firearm in the game but I don't think it ever would be added

tepid geyser
#

9th century

#

well

orchid wyvern
#

Its not that they don't exist in the period

tepid geyser
#

10th and 12th

orchid wyvern
#

Its moreso gameplay wise

north glade
#

its definitely a pipe dream but i love antique firearms

orchid wyvern
tepid geyser
#

another willie who ate shit and died due to missing his swing

#

but then again, the issue wasn't that they existed, but that they took some time to fire
you had to light the fuse and it was like a bomb that shot off in your hand

rancid sluice
#

I can't really see that working too well in half sword

#

Too fast-paced

orchid wyvern
#

thas why they were on long sticks

tepid geyser
#

yeah

orchid wyvern
tepid geyser
#

handgonnes as they were called were more used in sieging to get past armor

rancid sluice
#

If it was like a more warfare-centric simulator then it would make sense

north glade
#

counterpoint

unkempt rover
#

your limbs will heal after a while right

unborn blaze
#

Different dynasty options would be cool.

rancid sluice
#

Abyss, yes. Gauntlet, no.

unkempt rover
#

my right arm is broken and im fighting the baron

orchid wyvern
# north glade

This is proabably a later depiction given the firearm design

unkempt rover
#

im cooked

orchid wyvern
#

and clothing

rancid sluice
#

Yeah you're cooked

north glade
orchid wyvern
#

Fair

north glade
#

its michael hundt's rapier treatise

#

so 17th century

orchid wyvern
#

Mods maybe?

north glade
#

but i love that image to death

orchid wyvern
#

Its a very good image :D

rancid sluice
#

The mod would have to introduce basically a whole new mechanic to make firearms work. It's possible, maybe, but it wouldn't be easy

gentle shell
# timid imp

this boss is such a joke LOL i once had him instantly surrender the second the fight started

timid imp
#

wasn't fighting boss but yeah they are jokes

#

polearms are busted

flat cipher
#

Why can't I suddenly post images here...? I had a boss-ass screenshot.

rancid sluice
#

You may not be lvl 2 yet

orchid wyvern
#

Theres a reason they were used so much

timid imp
#

fr i love em

orchid wyvern
#

Polearms are peak

north glade
#

lucerne hammer my beloved

cerulean quartz
#

can i reset progress

orchid wyvern
#

Good against armour and flesh

north glade
#

yeah more versatile

north glade
#

but i just love a bonk stick

timid imp
#

hi militus

karmic ore
#

do your limbs heal in uc

turbid pawn
#

can someone please help me my halfswrod wont like let me click past the gore options

#

so i cant play the game

lusty brook
#

EVERY FUCKING TIME I DIE THE ENEMYS IN THE GAUNTLET ALWAYS SPAWN BEHIND ME AND GET A CHEAPSHOT ON MY HEAD OR ARMS