#halfsword-chat-⚔
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its so damn hard when my character is a drunken hobo and my opponents are skilled as spartan warriors and can take double the damage that I can
I know it's possible. I haven't done it yet but I know it can be done
The furthest I've gotten is by playing as slow and defensively as possible
If you fall over just give up
Grab the longest weapon you can find
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i like this kind of post
people being like HOW AND WHY DID I FALL OVER
and the gameplay is them going at 70 mph and trying their hardest to unbalance themselves and fall over
lmao
maybe yeah but one time I wasn't even running. I was going slow and steady and my dude just fell and knocked himself out
Is the game free?
The demo is, the game will not be
holy shit i js found the first clip ive done of half sword
still one of my fav clips
Do you find yourselves playing in first or third person?
if first person wouldnt be so wonky id play it in first person
I can understand that. I've exclusively been playing in first for like 100 hours just to see what would happen, I feel like at a certain point you get used to the wonk and learn to play with/around it
Third person for more awareness
ditto lol
personally I feel like I have more spacial awareness but less actual awareness of where I'm striking/parrying when in 3rd
it's interesting how everyone has different playstyles, v cool game
another question
I'm a very aggresive guy
I like to disable my dudes weapon with half sword and then slit his throatneck
how do you guys play the game, in what style?
do you use guards more often or tend to be aggressive
like ^^^
i like to play aggresively, first disabling their weapon by using a guard and then going ham
I stay off line and passive until openings present themselves, then take them as aggressively as possible.
I also LOVE hand to hand, disarming people and half-swording.
why do i get 50 fps in gamemodes with more then 2 people???
i have a really good pc
4070 super
ryzen 5 3600
Graphics settings maybe idk
uhhmmmmmmm ...... 3600......
i know its fucking trash
most likely cpu bottleneck ngl
i wanna throw it out the window
open tsk mgr and play, see what hits 100%
I kill every Willie as quickly as I can
okay and 3d?
100%
3d 100%?
?
if 3d 100% lower graphics
click performance
i would like to go for finishers
then gpu
i added you as friend if you want to jump into call
no i cant rn sorry
You will see 3d , Copy, video encode. video dcode.
didicated mem.
yea so lower your settings to where 3d does not max out. on what Rez do you play?
cause of this lol https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1371105515236753520
how to fix?
remove blood?
sure
You can at least turn it down, blood is pretty heavy resource-wise
still without any blood its 60% usage
60% is still fine
its garbage
Just ensure the 3d does not hit 100%
why?
idk bout that
im getting trash performance even with 680p on low graphics
bro has a 3600 with a 4070.... 60% is fine for his system
dont lower your Rez. Will put more load on your cpu.
his cpu isn't at 100% genius
something is stalling the render
What does trash performance mean? Is the average FPS still 50?
Trash performance is when your FPS is uncapped and GPU can't pull above 60% usage outside of CPU bottlenecking
that's what trash performance is
Time to get a x3d ryzen cpu 🙂
but his CPU isn't bottlenecking
I know, I wasn't being too serious
I meannn temps?
if the issue was thermal throttling it would still report 100% in task manager
no it wont.
ya it will
if the cpu clocks down to half and a program wants full throttle but can't task mgr will show 100% usage
but that's besides the point
imma go test this theory now. But out of my experience, When your pc thermal throttle it caps the cpu speed, task mng will not show 100%.
How often does your rig overheat Wtf
why do people not like high sensitivity longsword
i work in It. its not my rig
its like a one shot ko
Because it's horrible control-wise
Even on the lowest sensitivity it takes very little motion to do a full swing
well its good when your good at the game
???
this isn't even an issue of skill, I play the game fine on low sensitivity
i just prefer high sensitivity idk why
It's not a handicap
its easier to do better riposte and counter attacks on low sensitivity
You've been stab-pilled
cool pics in #photography📷
Dead and stab-pilled
hi, a quick question. If I'm past the "Ultimate Challenge" and die as a Baron do I lose progress?
longsword is goated on all tiers
how do you die as baron
NVM, just realized you lose all progress by simply closing the game
not true
it just happened to me
Thanks man :]
it didn't happen pre-baron, but did just now
getting stab-pilled
Is playtest gone
Playtest merged with the demo
I see thanks
didn't heads used to explode when you hit em real hard?
Made it to level 5 of uc twice today! Progress
knife on the ground
ue error count?
gj
this really is hell isn't it
Ayyeee congrats man 🔥
jesus christ
Amen
No. Delete your save and start over.
i can finally put my graphics back on epic, and i can run grotesque
i want image perms
IM NOT DONE UNTIL IM SURE HE'S FUCKING DEAD.
What movie is it
shawshank redemption
Shawshank Redemption
highly recommend
Hell ye
Oh, I’ve always heard of it just never watched it
the game crashes when i'm finally gonna kill the baron
Its a classic, you might like it
Turn down/off blood
how much?
HE DOESNT LOOK DEAD YET.
Test and see how much it can handle. Personally I’d just put it at a minimum
Or off completely for the fight
Thats enough man! He's not moving anymore!!!
You're going to be stuck here for a while
@split pulsar i'd like to think this started playing in your head when u finally beat the baron https://youtu.be/NXkkAANnvJI?si=-eEndhE04Az3V_TT
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i have crashed over 20 times in the span of 2 hours
fucking legit and accurate
abyss gets crazy after baron
fix grabbing from ground(its like im trying to grab something in my dreams)
fix UE5 crash(is way too regular)
fix holding stuff(the moment i can attack willie put his weapon behind his back like he is hologram)
make the game less rng(i get my feet sliced by falling opponents like its nothing)
it feels nice being the big man
I dont like the baron weapons
too unwieldy
nasty dawg
Did an update come out that bricked the game? suddenly couldn't launch it had to validate file and now it's freezing every 10 seconds for a good 1-3 seconds and it was running just fine yesterday.
anybody know how to add trainer mod?
This is what I call "Plancon bullshit"
I killed him, but then stepped on his plancon, did a backflip with it stuck in my leg, and died
guyy how can i download half sword multiplayer
Their weapons are horribly and inaccurately unwieldy. A sword that long could be controlled by someone trained. Same with the Polearm
google it
go to the github page
and install the installer
dumb hedgeborn
My willie doesnt want to get up anymore
I beat my Willie senseless.
you download it from here?https://knives-frank.itch.io/halfsword
One of the most frustrating aspects of the game.
Death stick > every weapon
will anyone tell me how to use the trainer mod
I have no idea how spawn things or change the settings
Wish I could help, but I'm brainless when it comes to installing stuff.
Anybody know how to actually use the baron weapons 😭
errr the one big weapon
you cant swing it and its still really hard to control when right clicking
why are left hooks so op
devious
I love whenever I accidentally pull off an aikido throw.
Or like, when the opponent gets behind me somehow, and I spin around and bash him.
I love when I hit someone in the neck with the tip of a sword and they just collapse and then you finish them off with a belt hammer or mace
I've grown to love the battle axe. It's perfect.
If you hit someone's helmet using an overhead chop you can instantly knock them out.
Yay my second time being on starboard
Thank you mantic
polearms are overrated, glory to the axes
It's my favorite weapon in the game, next to longsword obviously.
i hope they add furniture as a class
swords aren't as honorable
they are made to kill
Carpenter class
i would love to use the wood spoon outside spoilance
Like in Mordhau.
how do you guys use the rondel daggers or other daggers or are they not that useful at all
does anyone else hate that willies don't have facial expressions even when they die
i think its a shovel but same thing
Which, by the way, should be an included sword technique in this game.
I never even touch my secondaries
Mordhau is when you hold a sword upside down and use the guard as a hammer.
shovels are just big spoons
mordhau is a game
Yes.
what you mean is mordschlag
help?
mb lol
happened after i got hs installer
i wish they had a different grip or moveset that would make them actually viable against armored enemies
Yeah, swords do dick against heavily armored opponents.
You have to be REALLY accurate, but the stab function isn't.
i dont agree, they're pretty effective
not as much as blunt weapons
Blunt is king in the armored categories
I like battle-axes because they're the best of both worlds
Sharp but also heavy as shit
you just halfsword it and it's as effective as any other weapons in my opinion
Minus the range.
Range is also pretty important
An armored opponent gets close to you and you're going to fall over
And thats the end of the fight
The best thing you can do against a ranged weapon is to get in close fast.
I think polearms suck in the game
Hard disagree
🤒
I'm not a fan of them either.
The stabbing mechanic takes some getting used to but it's so worth it
i like the high tier polearms
Just ask him if long stick with deadly end is effective
I've had a few lucky stabs, but any time I try to shank someone on the ground my guy looks like he's doing that dangerous knife game where you try to stab between your fingers really fast.
If he's a bozo who doesn't know how to use a pole arm that's on him
you can just use the alternate holding position and they're dead
what could this be
the billhooks(?) or lower tier stuff isn't that great cause of how long they are
ytp filter
I rarely have to deal with a sword-user getting close enough to even hit me
Knock em over and stab em in the balls
I can't!
It's so easy to use the length of their stick against them

i usually just knock them over and kick them in the balls
You guys could save so many steps by just stabbing in the balls first
polearm supremacy
There's a funny balance with weapons depending on how you use them. Each one has such extreme differences.
nah
willie ain't fit enough to use them without being bullied

Candelabra is S tier
Willie is weak as shit that is true
Now this is something we can agree on
It even comes with a sharp end
I wish you could flip it though
It's the weapon I immediately go for in the abyss.
yes
yes that's why candelabra vs cadelabra fights are absolute bullshit
Either candelabra or pitchfork in abyss
i just lower how much damage i do for more fun with willies
How do you guys use the pitchfork, it's so unwieldy for me
you just stab
Just gotta hold stab, lol
Any chance of some left handed inclusion in this game?
I do that but the bitch keeps movimg
It seems like your left hand is less effective
Wait for your opponent to commit, then dodge out of the way and shank.
Too complicated I'll stick to the axe
why does the game crash when I launch it anyone know?
lol, fair enough.
Is it saved to your hard drive or an external?
bruh idk
C drive is hard drive
Are you using X? It seems to work fine when I use it
Not always
blind leading the blind over there
I swap to left-hand grip whenever I have to get around a shield anyway
I dont use a hard drive
Its the same for a SSD
Hard drives are outdated af
But I downloaded the game to an external drive and it crashed constantly.
just reinstall the game and see if that works
it says this: LowLevelFatalError [File:D:\build++UE5\Sync\Engine\Source\Runtime\RenderCore\Private\RenderingThread.cpp] [Line: 1415]
GameThread timed out waiting for RenderThread after 120.00 secs
already did
Pc specs?

then go to bug reporting or something, we're not the devs man, we cant read those moonrunes
Looks like a specs problem
Why can't computer errors be simple enough for us common men to understand?
3060, 7 5800X,
I think it means the pc is so fucking slow it ran out of time
Are your drivers updated
asus mother board
How much ram
32
then it wont be specific enough for the smart men to fix the problem
Did you check if you have the correct drivers for your gpu
Fair enough, I just don't have smart people in my life anymore, lol
I used to live with a tech geek, and all my problems were solved.
That "anymore" sounds sad
wdym
I live on my own now.
bro im using my pc rn
bruh
Doesn't mean your GPU is working
Are they updated?
Go to nvidia app and check for updates
ive never had this issue before with the game
Do you have the playtest still installed by any chance
Ok question, did you mod the game in any capacity?
I did but I uninstalled it bc it wouldnt let me play it
no
I hate when that kind of thing happens.
have you tried turning your pc off and then on
I know this probably sounds stupid but is your monitor plugged into your GPU
bro
It shouldn't crash even then since the 5800x is powerful enough to run the game by itself
I'm not trying to insult you but this is one reason that error happens
Is the combo at the end an illegal knee?
it is plugged into the gpu
im installing drivers now
Bruh
I wish I could do that spin kick. I keep trying but I don't sync it properly.
I know HOW to do it, just not good at it.
You need to max out your dpi and game sens
Use F key to slow time it helps
what am I supposed to do with this
I was going to tell you to check if it was plugged there
lol, the slow time function screws me up a lot of the time.
If it doesn't work then maybe submit a ticket to Unreal because it's an engine issue
Try doing a heel kick and letting go before mid spin
Huh?
ima try it rn to see if it works
Unreal engine being dogshit classic
yessir
how come no ice pick dagger grip?
Also brb
thats what im saying
buff the daggers
What did u do
how to play multiplayer ?
what happens when you make it to the top of the gauntlet , just curious
You cant
To play multiplayer you need to buy the ultimate edition for 60 dollars
you fight big boss
install drivers
Ooooo
Good to hear bruv
Really 🤯
from the hit franchise metal gear solid
Spin kicks aren't even worth it
i didnt kjnow there was drivers available
Tell me about it lmao
Yeah, it's a showy thing.
I love how in the ultimate challenge the dead guys turn into dead space enemies
I prefer to get the job done.
what do you use to clip stuff?
cool as fuck ngl
Fair, NVIDIA and AMD both kinda suck ass when it comes to auto-updating drivers
This will always be my favorite lol
There's a reason people don't often spin kick in sports like MMA.
It's a huge tell, and it's clumsy.
gimme a question mark kick
Give me a kick that makes me question reality.
question mark kick will do that to ya
I got you
Imagine seeing some guys fight, and one guy does a kick that goes backwards like that
your standard garden-variety low kick will certainly fuck you up
I kicked Willie so hard one time I broke his leg.
next to no telegraph and suddenly you can't walk
He looked like a marionette puppet with a sword.
I got you on that too
CRUNCH
aye is there any way to change keybinds
Not yet.
damn
Here's an even worse one lmao
I know, I keep accidentally taking pictures midfight.
It still pisses me off to no end that right hand is left mouse and left hand is right mouse
actually infuriates me
I'm used to it ngl
I am too but my brain still knows it's wrong
Reposting an old video of mine.
years of dark souls has trained my brain
tbh I'd hate to right click the whole time.
Just Git Gud (first time ragebaiting, how did I do?
)
Fair enough but God if there was one thing I would change
STOP HITTING YOURSELF, STOP HITTING YOURSELF
Turn audio up.. I'm hitting something alright
You did great bud
I was referring to when you grabbed his hand and made him hit himself

I think I have more like that
I've also got a few strangles and shit
Whenever I fight with the battle axe and my opponent is on the ground screaming I'll just put them out of their misery.
You can tell you hit them hard enough when even their helmet gets cut in half.
Or when their head does this
lowkey, anyone notice how shit the npc's are at fist play now
🗿
Sometimes I pull off a kill that is just so insane I start cracking up.
I'm sure my neighbors love it too.
Does anyone else go flying into the air after they sheath something?
Something like this right?
lol
yeah
By the way, have you guys ever watched real armored combat fights?
yeah
Oh yeah they're awesome
I saw one the other day where a guy spun around with an axe, hitting the guy in the ankle and then the head.
armored boxing
It's my favorite sport.
When these two little knights saw each other at the park, they immediately drew their swords and started their duel. Bystanders grouped around them and watched as they swung their plastic swords and shields at each other to see who was the strongest in all the land.
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I would have KILLED for a cool suit of armor like that as a kid.
DAMN
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props to the blue one he had the energy but red man was just ballin too hard
They keep John Wicking each other.
Red had the personality.
One of the best matches I've seen, honestly.
There was a cool show on the History Channel called "Knight Fight," and that was really cool to watch too.
yeah
So sick of ads.
There was this guy called Paul The Barbarian, and he had a helmet with a really cool face mask on it.
y'know what's bullshit? I pay for youtube premium (along with using an adblocker for my browser) but whenever I try to watch vids directly from discord I still get the ads
caca
Yeah, it's absolute gong.
The worst is when you're watching a livestream on Twitch though.
that sweep in round 2 was clean
Especially during a particularly intense moment, like a huge battle or something, and then I get a gummy worms commercial.
maybe it's because when you're in discord you're not signed in youtube
It's an external app. If Discord had adblock I'd be super happy.
There's a great reverse takedown in the final round.
That red fella definitely has the warrior's spirit in him.
you weren't kidding
God, imagine falling on your back hard while wearing a full suit of armor
In addition to another guy, also in a suit of armor, on top of you.
i would imagine it feels like getting speared by a nfl linebacker
i hate it so much when i step on a casket in the abyss and my feet get cut off or die
or when i try to pick up a weapon in the abyss and it goes flying every time
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It's kept me from getting too greedy with my attacks though.
how does that help
Because it makes me more aware of where my opponent's weapon is.
HEADS OR TAILS, BATMAN?
my feet got cut in the casket and i died
LMFAO
hey i found a way to make custom loadouts if anyone is interested
because by getting stuck it made them fall off
I'm listening
More like me when I try to peel the hanging skin off my thumb
I mean, yeah, that's bullshit.
I'm talking about weapons on the ground.
but there wasnt a w epaon
weapon
i just spawned
man of arms or what its called gone
Yeah, I don't even bother doing gauntlet mode.
Whenever I get killed in the abyss I crash.
Then I open it back up and I'm back at the bottom.
Is getting stabbed in the shoulder deadly
Sure feels that way with my SLAP tear.
I went to the hospital several times this year thinking I was having a heart attack, but nope. My shoulder.
real
I got stabbed in the ankle and died though, that was silly.
I didn't realize Willie's heart was in his foot.
ok so what is this bullshit
the fog?
no
Me when people in class find out I have gum
where... where am i? I have not seen a place like it before...
Double buckler actually sounds pretty efficient.
how the heck did u dig it in so deep tho
Luck, a lot of the time it seems.
yeah theyre running towards u with swords 🥀
this is a true brave stand not a knight beating the shit out of lower ranks
seriously abyss is bullshit
They're attacking me.
Agreed. It's infuriating.
our time has passed, john
lol
FRANKLIN, YOU GREEDY PRICK!
save me! ahh image
long live the king
I used to think Chivalry and Hellish Quart were the closest games to the reality of medieval combat, but Half Sword's got them beat.
lol
Everything the light of the sun touches is yours, Willie.
lmao
come son, lets visit mother
guys is this combination effective
Everyone's been dragged out of a store by their parents like this.
I think you’re either in purgatory or hell
POV: you owe money to the cartel
nah i know where i am xD im in the edge of the halfsword map
fs
and thrown down a building
I know lol, I was just trying to have a funny response lol
i think id be in the uhhh
I'd kind of like to have that pre-demo cursor option back.
Lock in
void mixed with heaven
You're still standing.
bullshit bullshit
I feel like heaven would be a lot less… devoid, of everything
Or did you turn down damage?
I only got a few scratches
I didn't turn down damage
Dang, then it's fair.
OH NOOOOOOO
You're Neo vs. Smiths
I SLIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiii---
Just kill em
I did as you can see in the picture
I have to, otherwise I'll lose man at arms
"Are you saying I can block sword attacks?"
"No, Willie. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to."
If you have the ability to fend off several armed knights while half naked, you're at the right level.
Howdy.
am I a cute girl
Yes
I think it's your sword's time of the month.
Also I kind of hate dual wielding stuff in the game.
It just feels like flailing.
it got nerfed hard
in 0.3 it was meta
Oh shit
what am I supposed to do against adam smasher
fuck ass game making me go through this to recover my rank
I hate shields.
vertical ass attack
and then pray
Go where their shield isn't.
should I drop the shield
I'd say so, but I'm not at your level.
does it help you pray or do vertical attacks?
If you have a battle axe, go for headshots.
They can knock your opponent out.
it's emotional support ig
emotional support is not what you need
The most annoying thing in the abyss is when it doesn’t give you armor
you need speed and power
I've been watching dueling videos for a while, and it seems like neck strikes with swords are preferable.
so I need to 2 hand the sword ?
speed and power
Chat, what’s your preferred color palette on clothing in game
I like dark red and black
Since you're shirtless I'd try to keep far away from blades.
he has battle beast's mace
My characters are always a nightmare of combinations.
blue and yellow just because i wanna be different than you
If you're unarmored you want to stay away from any weapon's edge.
I am the edge
you can see he's a sadist, happy face knowing he can just rock my shit whenever he wants and he's probably just having fun with me
Your feminism proved you right.
lol, he looks like Darth Vader without his head mask on.
Darth Vader if he would just eat some vegetables every once in a while.
It's fighting him or having to level up to man at at arms all over again
Lmao
also this pattern on the pants
The best gaming moment I've ever had was in Sea of Thieves, at the beginning of its development.
Imma be honest, I hate the abyss fog lol
It makes it feel alive for me
I disabled it forever ago
Same
I don't like the abyss, period.
Maybe I just felt longing for the old demo
i actually really enjoy it
In the abyss you die by submission
Abyss is fun when you're not being sent there after a botched gauntlet run
Biggest bullshits of all time
In the abyss I die by game crashes.
I got sent there after dying in man at arms and look how it went
I wish they at least didn’t take out being able to give up and just restart the abyss while in there
It was one of the most intense moments in my gaming experience
Slightly annoying to have to go back to menu to reopen it
I was shirtless fighting against the bald boss
wym they're all bald
But this one embraces his bald
He hides everything but his baldness
Shows it off even.
Oh I see lmao
You know what? That's a cool fashion idea.
It would make male pattern baldness cool.
I respect it
The virgin helmet wearer vs the Chad full plate with no helmet wearer
To be fair all I had was a skirt, a shield and a sallet
God, I love the knockouts.
So I was in disadvantage
but atleast I can now gow back to play with the autism shaders
you might think it looks crappy
sallets look femenine
So many times I wished I could have recorded a moment where I pulled some sick shit off, but that kind of makes it beautiful to me.
Explain.
Yesssss
There's my Chippy.
no need to explain
If I'm to be honest, ||it looks like the tip of a ween.||
I do wish there wasn’t only one helmet in the higher tiers you can actually see out of
That's how they are, though.
Yeah you’d be thinking about phallic imagery, wouldn’t you 
it's not even realistic in real life the brain would ignore the inside of the helmet
Yeah lol
It's always on the tip of my tongue.

ohohoho
phallic imaginery overrated
I really like the conquistador helmet.
when are we getting female organ shaped stuff

Half Chub

I wouldn't. Gosh forbid there's ever another Pumpkinson out there.
bang bang activities too risky nowadays
IM GONNA KILLMYSELF IF I GET ANIOTHER FATAL ERROR MY BLOOD WILL BE ON YOUR HANDS
:O
that's why we should all stay in our homes playing silly edgy games
What is with my weapons hitting like pool noodles and npcs weapons cleaving me or causing me to bleed out at a tap or a light touch?
Really?
did you hear those mfs who think they're fancy and delicate by any chance?
If it's really fast it just flips out and bitch slaps.
they need to fix that
if it's really fast it should just do more damage in the case of blunt objects and axes
THUMB GRIP
If you have a huge weapon, faster is better.
You ever try hitting something with a stick as fast as you can?
why did the old scary violin boss music get removed?
made the scythe guy feel badass in the black uniform
would anyone play with these grpahics
no
no
computer blowey uppy
cleaves you in half too easily
dang I'm the only one who likes it
"Realistic depiction of medieval warfare" my butt
Ain't no scythe cleaving you in half THAT easily
If you get too close he can just dodge backwards.
bosses are super humans
they have more strength and are bigger than willies
That's true with the other long range weapons for sure.
if you use axe you can just run at him with the half axe grip and kill instantly
true
Regardless, a scythe cannot cleave you in half that easily. its probably a bug
I've blocked a few overhead shots like a chad and cut their throats.
that's it i'm playing convergence
That's it I'm playing Mr. Flacit's Word Search on Newgrounds
you're probably playing in grotesque gore mode
my man!
which is meant to be UNREALISTIC and RIDICULOUS
Nah I play the usual gore
I got to interview Stamper a few years ago, that was wild.
did you choose the middle one when you launched the game
yes
oh
I always do ;(
The less blood it seems the slower you bleed out, am I wrong?
well it's just half sword bullshit
I mean it's not that difficult imo
just turn down the gore and it will be more realistic
Yeah, keep in mind this is a demo.
Yeah I'm aware Its just really frustrating sometimes
pling pling plong
This happens with a lot of cool games: People invest too much in the incomplete project and quickly lose interest.
Ok guys but tell me what is wrong with playing with your game looking like this
the middle mode is kinda unrealistic, with limb chops being too easy
Look at No Man's Sky.
can i have a FEW LESS GODDAMN SWORDS TO FIGT AGAINST
Weird cellshading
i want that ngl
that's the point
Comic book mode.
perhaps... half?
That's the "We'll Be Right Back" filter.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Its not bad its just not something i'd use
Mr. Asshole.
i am going to DETONATE
hate that weapon
how do they swing that shit so fast
It is a light wooden pole with some nails added to it
The best thing I've tried is to knock the tip of it out of the way as fast as I can.
Then just charge.
Wait for big swings.
here's my strat against it:
fr
Tried to put the game in high while using the cartoon shaders and my game crashed lol
You dink.
I wish I could run both the cartoon shaders and high graphics mode at the same time
could anyone do it for me 
I can break your computer even more, would that help?
Yes
I remember a guy called jail for me who always used to shit on whatever I did with reshade
Good old times
God, I have to go back and watch Wallace and Gromit.
When I was a kid I thought the animation of it was very uncanny
I loved it. The track laying scene was hilarious.
If you want uncanny look up the old California Raisinettes advertisement company.
Why did I say this lol I'm 14
how do you apply the camera settings outside of camera mode?
Oh gosh, I'll have to keep my language tamer.
I'm not sure there is one.
No camera settings, it's reshade
is that a mod?
lol, I just did an elbow slam to the back of my opponent's neck.
Pretty much
Hello fellas!
Has anyone figured out how to fix fatal error on the final stage of the gauntlet mode (ultimate challenge)? I looked through discussions but didn't find the answers
where to find it?
You know, there's a feature in the game "Paint The Town Red" where you can record GIFs of moments from your run.
In the reshade official page
Report the bug in #1047240101152960525
dude they really used the peasant as a bait
There are reports of it, it's the top topic. I also tried to look for solution there(
Ooh cell shading
I'd say wait for the reply then. They have a lot to work on.
The more things they know about the better.
Fair point. Thanks!
is it like impossible to get a chest plate in the abyss or something? I have not found a single one
why are the bone breaking noises so damn loud
why are they so quiet?
It's on Google I'm sure.
guys how do I exit camera mode help
escape
Not working
das weird blud 🤷♂️
Worst filter I've ever seen
idk but I love it
half sword gauntlet mode is how you attest to the trials and triumphs of sisyphus
why does the game keep crahsing bro
don't you hate when your weapon gets stuck in stupid willie's face
It was a minute ago, but there was a download you can run through winrar and it would directly open up unreal engine and it had the gore etc. Is that no longer a download? sorry if this has been stated before I cant find where it would be located at.
You know what I've found works 100% of the time? When you fend off a bardiche you have to do three things:
Did they get rid of it in the remaster?
- Knock the tip away with your sword.
- Rush in close.
- Halfsword
I don't know, I haven't really watched much Oblivion stuff.
I just remember the original.
When new update?
best weapon at knight tier?
cut head off :)
hope in the full release we'll have arenas big enough to justify ranged weaponry being included
rapier and pistol duels would be pretty cool
he misses a swing
he eats shit and dies by my sword
is this game 16th century?
considering theres people in full plate i assumed it was around the renaissance
14th century is when renissance started
its a long period
no?
"generally believed to have begun in Italy during the 14th century," -Encyclopedia Britannica
What's your source?
Alright fair enough
the fashion in game also makes me think its renaissance era
so anywhere from the 14th to 17th centuries
Technically
but we don't know when exactly the game takes place
It would be funny to have a powder firearm in the game but I don't think it ever would be added
Its not that they don't exist in the period
10th and 12th
Its moreso gameplay wise
its definitely a pipe dream but i love antique firearms
"fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe." S'pose you're right with don't exactly know but we have a rough estimate
agreed
another willie who ate shit and died due to missing his swing
but then again, the issue wasn't that they existed, but that they took some time to fire
you had to light the fuse and it was like a bomb that shot off in your hand
thas why they were on long sticks
yeah
If it was added it'd be religated to one time gimmick
handgonnes as they were called were more used in sieging to get past armor
If it was like a more warfare-centric simulator then it would make sense
your limbs will heal after a while right
Different dynasty options would be cool.
Depends on what game mode you're playing
Abyss, yes. Gauntlet, no.
my right arm is broken and im fighting the baron
This is proabably a later depiction given the firearm design
im cooked
and clothing
Yeah you're cooked
yeah i just sent it for the meme
Fair
Mods maybe?
but i love that image to death
Its a very good image :D
The mod would have to introduce basically a whole new mechanic to make firearms work. It's possible, maybe, but it wouldn't be easy
this boss is such a joke LOL i once had him instantly surrender the second the fight started
Why can't I suddenly post images here...? I had a boss-ass screenshot.
You may not be lvl 2 yet
as they should be
Theres a reason they were used so much
fr i love em
Polearms are peak
lucerne hammer my beloved
can i reset progress
I'm more of a poleaxe kinda fella
Good against armour and flesh
yeah more versatile
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856 you can post here instead until you reach level 2
but i just love a bonk stick
hi militus
Thx.
do your limbs heal in uc
can someone please help me my halfswrod wont like let me click past the gore options
so i cant play the game
EVERY FUCKING TIME I DIE THE ENEMYS IN THE GAUNTLET ALWAYS SPAWN BEHIND ME AND GET A CHEAPSHOT ON MY HEAD OR ARMS

