halfsword-chat-⚔

[placid wing]

why is this game so scuffed

I hit someone in the head and now it's physically impossible to stab him

https://streamable.com/ydk3m1

what the fuck is this

[summer pollen]

woah, a swords only brave stand, that's new

somehow the militia guy stabbed me, the veteran blocked my greatsword with his gauntlet, and the civillian did a good block

this is what i play halfsword for, awesome ai

[spare minnow]

is it just tech demo now and no playtest

[copper turtle]

Spare me kindess under forbearance

[maiden escarp]

Fuck this update man. Are you guys auto locking on now too?

[copper turtle]

Nah fuck you, this is the best game ever made

[maiden escarp]

Dude it is. I put over 200 hours

But this new update. The bosses are kicking my ass

And I'm having a lot less fun with the permanent death feature. Like man... i just want to fight as full clad knights

Gone now

[naive holly]

It's not gone??

[undone lodge]

its also annoying when a physics spasm or gitch can kill u

[copper turtle]

Backup your saves

So you don't restart

[dawn fjord]

aurelio fits with this gif

https://tenor.com/view/reggie-reggie-vs-iwata-reggie-fils-aime-satoru-fight-gif-24920256

and NO EMBED

😭

[tepid hornet]

Free mode not working?

[maiden escarp]

You can back up your saves?!

[copper turtle]

Bro..

[maiden escarp]

Free mode?

[naive holly]

Freeplay has everything accessible from the jump. Literally just the playtest. With the addition of gauntlet.

[maiden escarp]

Like the abyss?

[naive holly]

Bruh bottom right quadrant of the menu

[maiden escarp]

I hate myself

[naive holly]

It's just the playtsst

BOY STRESSIN FOR NOTHIN

o7 king

[maiden escarp]

Boyyy ill try some more

[copper turtle]

Commoner boss needs to be nerfed though

Impossible to beat him without stabbing

[tepid hornet]

Yea free mode unlocks the entire game like it was before the gauntle was added.

you can also turn up or down the lock on strength

so if you dont like it just set the slider to 0 and its gone, or if youre like me set it to max

[undone lodge]

or press f to deactivate lock on

[copper turtle]

You can turn auto lock on and off with a button

[maiden escarp]

Oh my god free mode

I see it now

For me F is slow mo

I thought it you couldn't click free mode. I thought what I was currently playing was freemode

[summer pollen]

i'm tryna lock on the veteran but the lockon keeps going to the commoner everytime i look in his general direction

[naive holly]

Z is lock on now and f is slowmo

[naive holly]

When this happens I circle around so the veteran is between you and the commoner

[summer pollen]

everytime the veteran goes between me and the commoner it locks from the veteran onto the commoner

like it specifically leaves the veteran even though the commoner is far away

[naive holly]

Interesting. If you have some distance you can turn away from the both to reset

Or press z to unlock, and then pres z again to relock on the specific target

Thats the actual intended way

[summer pollen]

i relock by letting go of the mouse button

[naive holly]

Forsure, Z actually unlocks and relocks tho, like completely rather than redirecting your focus with LMB

[maiden escarp]

Yeah I'm a little stuck

God damnit. 4 tries he killed me

I'm so sick of this

Sorry I'm salty

[quaint wolf]

what the fuck is slowmode??

There's a slowmode?? bruh

[umbral thorn]

Arrow time.

[gusty flame]

yea just like the old gauntlet itch io game

[copper turtle]

Luckily there is an easy way to kill him in 5 seconds

But you'll have to figure it out

[limpid pebble]

I beat the game no F key

[naive holly]

Press F, it slows time at the cost of stamina

[bronze dust]

ez dub

[copper turtle]

Faster stamina regen is the best faction for unlimited slow time

[quaint wolf]

Stamina's not important so long as I can guarantee a clean shot

I didn't even see a slow mode in the key binds

[limpid pebble]

Stamina help keep posture

lovv stamina makesyou lose balance

[nimble sleet]

is there any way to reverse grip a sword so you can stab downwards?

[limpid pebble]

x ?

idk

[gilded breach]

No

Next april fools add reverse gripping but doing it triggers willie to aimbot stab ur neck

[naive holly]

Alleyoop

[lime phoenix]

#photography📷 message yall think i hit him enough times?

[copper turtle]

They need to fix stab mechanics, it always stabs down

[naive holly]

Reset your lock on to be closer to the head.

[copper turtle]

How

[naive holly]

Press Z to unlock

Then line the middle of the screen up with their chest/head and press Z again

[copper turtle]

I didn't know you can lock on bodyparts

[gilded breach]

Ty didnt know it works like that

[copper turtle]

I thought it lockes orientation

[gilded breach]

I just stabbed em in the thigh or balls

Or double click if i needed more accuracy

[naive holly]

It's not so much body parts specifally, Moreso just like, region.

It'll line your camera angle/height up with the area your locked to

So yeah I guess body parts pretty much then 😅

[naive holly]

Something I wrote up for someone else earlier with examples

[naive holly]

Ball stabs are valid

[bronze dust]

yoinked

is mine now 😌

[visual briar]

am i delusional or was the playtest physics different

[bronze dust]

i don't think so

[visual briar]

for sword play and what not

[bronze dust]

at least not by much if at all

[visual briar]

swords feel lighter

[naive holly]

Correct the physics are tweaked and I would agree this version feels a bit lighter or floatier

Not bad by any means just different

I did really enjoy the playtest though

[copper turtle]

Lower mouse sensitivity

[clear garden]

hi , i m new guy here , I can t exit the abyss mode , how to ?

[warm bone]

guys

did you know that one half sword dev makes mods for gmod

[fickle patrol]

what kind of mods

[warm bone]

realistic blood mods

[fickle patrol]

i thought gore lol

same thing

almost

[warm bone]

he made a mod with zippy who made a gore mod

it adds very cool effects to NPCs when shot

[fickle patrol]

i love zippy's mods

[warm bone]

blood flyin and sticking to walls, with animations

[warm bone]

ye they are cool

[dire relic]

I am half swording it

[clear garden]

anyone can help me?

[warm bone]

die maybe

or alt + f4

or turn off ur pc

or just turn off all electricity in your town

[clear garden]

You mean it s a bug or something?

[warm bone]

idk never saw it

[clear garden]

I mean , i can only play in abyss mode

sorry if I m boring you , I just want to test the arena

I find the right button

[amber whale]

i was about to land my 7th gaunlet victory, killed the baron, smashed him until he despawned but... it didn't give me a victory, what happened?

on these damage settings btw, havent touched them

[true zealot]

The real enemy is yourself

(I have no idea)

[summer pollen]

0.3 demo reference???

[amber whale]

bruh i just made it back to the baron and his sword teleported through my helmet

bruh

[gaunt sapphire]

or you could yknow just time it
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kcf7nzUGEUGE6-OB_?invite=cr-MSxDMzMsMzI1MzIxMTEx

time the alt-mode

works way better as well

[true zealot]

i have been beating this man so much that his helmet looks like a cliff formation

[dire relic]

Nah

[true zealot]

gabriel barsch would not approve of your message

[dire relic]

I once overhead swinged so hard I split his entire skull in half with the neck fibers barely holding together

[thick gust]

oh my fucking god i swear i only get hit with fatal error when im doing good

[honest thorn]

Doing good implies cutting people up which means blood

And lots and lots of blood and body parts can cause crashes, cuz ue5

[gaunt sundial]

so the secret to beating baron chalenge is long range spear with emphasis on bonk damage

[teal mural]

yeah i've mostly done well using the biggus bonkus sticks

the spiked club that i can never remember the name of and then two handed maces or warhammers

[final panther]

do i have to leabe the game to find the saved folder? trying to make a save file

[dire relic]

Somebody PLEASE gimme tips on how to beat commoner boss

And yes I've beaten the baron once

[frozen rover]

HELLO I AM NEW TO THE GAME,HOW DO I HOLD MY ENEMIES?

[lusty oracle]

pitchfork and pray

[dire relic]

I did that shid

Never works

[lusty oracle]

the gods has cursed you with pitchfork-floppy curse

[dire relic]

The pitchfork becomes 10x duller when I play with it against the commoner boss

[amber whale]

doublehand the pitchfork and charge

if you get caught by his sword esc and exit to menu before you die

and repeat until it works

eventually it works

or if ur good with swords u can charge pointing sword

[cosmic igloo]

Help me ,i can not open the game

[dire relic]

Bru

[dire relic]

But he plays rlly defensively

[amber whale]

yea thats the thing

you have to get lucky with the angle

[summer pollen]

guess who this is

[burnt smelt]

There's pitchforks in the field?

[summer pollen]

the commoner boss is the guy with the greatsword, the beggar boss is the guy where stuff spawns around him

[lusty oracle]

You can use peasant rank willie in the commoner bossfight

[amber sleet]

genuinly how do you beat him

i cant

[burnt smelt]

This I didn't know

[summer pollen]

you either stab him with the pitchfork from the peasant rank or stab him in the chest with a longsword

[lusty oracle]

Hope a long blunt weapon spawn, beat his smexy chest in

[amber sleet]

thanks

[lusty oracle]

Wait i think your talking about commoner instead of beggar

Woopsie

[amber sleet]

😭

[summer pollen]

his gambeson is difficult to slash through, pierce instead

[grim latch]

you must stab the commoner boss

no other way

[lusty oracle]

The candle stick before they nerfed it into halberd stance instead of axe stance

[burnt smelt]

Found the onehand candlestick to be more useful

[grim latch]

stab with pitchfork in the thigh or leg in general maybe hand to disarm him

[lusty oracle]

Axe stance candlestick was just bonkers, ita basically instant spoilance win

If you're precise the peasant axe can dispatch commoner fast

But thats the problem, aiming

[grim latch]

commoner boss is just stab mostly

in the thigh with a pitchfork works very well since they will go crazy sometimes fly into the air

[rustic steppe]

yeah i found using pitchfork is so much easier

the commoner gear fucking sucks

[grim latch]

one time he went so weird i grabbed the pitchfork twisted it a bit and flew into the wall on the other side of the arena from across the arena and instantly died and almost knocked me out

he went at super speed too

we both flew

i literally was just sliding for a second

[lusty oracle]

There was this one time i disarmed a willie and stabbed him shallowly in commoner rank, i let go of my longsword to roleplay shock but that mf just grabbed my sword and ripped it out of him

[grim latch]

did he glitch?

[lusty oracle]

No he started swinging

Normally

Well with one arm becouse i stabbed the other one

[grim latch]

i’d except his hand to turn around and then make it look like a reverse grip and somehow use it effectively againist me because i’d just stab by his head not landing it

[lusty oracle]

I wasnt even mad dying that round, he was truely a willie of the ages

[north sphinx]

hoping for this game will have multiplayer mode

[gilded breach]

Where katana and guts berk sord

[gilded breach]

Managed to get him with the mace the other day felt so glorious

[rustic steppe]

"berk sord" 🥀🥀🥀

id love for mulitplayer this game has so much potential imagone a 12v12

[gilded breach]

https://tenor.com/view/laptop-smoking-fire-burning-lag-gif-19373925

[summer pollen]

imagine dying in a multiplayer duel because both of you have 2000 ms of lag

[gilded breach]

I find it very hard to believe online multi would work here

Like it could potentially work but seems insanely hard to implement with all the physics going on

[burnt smelt]

Word, haven't figured out how to block with the main gauche

[solar salmon]

Freeze feature would def have to be disabled

[burnt smelt]

Just sticking to the fat blade bastard sword

[rustic steppe]

optimising might have to be done

[gilded breach]

There arent enough 12v12s in gaming no more

Always 5v5 pr 6v6 that becomes a toxic slidge pool

[dire relic]

Strangely directed to cs2

[tough tulip]

gib more favorite weapons/tier i want to experience more fun >:0

[solar salmon]

Pitchfork wayyy too underrated

[tough tulip]

valid

[solar salmon]

You can do masterstrikes with it

True kcd fans know

And crazy combos

Possibly the most versatile weapon

You can swing with it pretty well

Thrust with it

Parry with it

Good range

[tough tulip]

Real

[solar salmon]

Also super easy to learn

[shut hamlet]

can someone help me when ever i launch half sword it runs for like a good 15 20 mins and then it crashes

idk what to do

[brave bear]

polearms are babyweapons in every game and nobody will convince me otherwise

[dire relic]

Noe

[solar salmon]

Thats why they were so common

Cuz they were op irl too

[brave bear]

literally gave the idiots irl the weapons

[solar salmon]

And easy to learn for a peasant

Id rather have 5 peasants with pitchforks than one bastard with a longsword

[daring pollen]

i continue to be a peasant with a pitchfork up through the next tiers in the challenge until i can get a better polearm

[dire relic]

Yeh, like the planch or how it's called

[daring pollen]

yeah

[static spoke]

.

[cunning aspen]

So why can't i add picture here

[dapper trail]

LEVLE

level

you arent level 2

[cunning aspen]

Damn who add this

[daring pollen]

what's level 2 mean

[dapper trail]

check the icon next to your name

you are currently level 1

[summer pollen]

is this the perfect form for a strike? i got instakilled by it

[brave bear]

not good, polearm

[dapper trail]

cool tho

[storm storm]

sick ass ss

[storm storm]

Is that a thrust?

[dapper trail]

look at my arm chop

[summer pollen]

it's a swing, it hit my neck

[storm storm]

damn

[prisma hound]

when full sword

[gusty totem]

Full game release is going to be called sword

It's early access/demo so it's half sword

[latent moon]

maybe 2 swords actualy
demo so its like quarter sword

alpha would be half-sword right?

[gusty totem]

Nah next game is going ot be 2 swords

[drifting mauve]

Yo how do I get access to post in the bug reporting

[copper remnant]

will there be a demo update anytime soon or ever?

[prisma hound]

what if half axe

[true zealot]

i fully think if i hadn't caught him then the fight would've been over due to his head cracking against the floor

[soft osprey]

Anyone can post in #1047240101152960525

[drifting mauve]

It won't let me

Can I dm you with my problem

[soft osprey]

Wdym it won’t let you?

Sure

[true zealot]

did you select a topic

click one of those

you need to before you can post it

[latent moon]

360 noscope ahh kill

[dapper pollen]

anyone know if it’s possible to change the qwerty controls to azerty ?

[valid river]

maybe somewhere in the game files but idk

[dapper trail]

you use azerty??

hey, you dropped something.

[prisma hound]

@terse spruce bruh why willie sound like he jorking it in the video you posted

[terse spruce]

no idea

[junior bridge]

yall whats the best way to kill egg head man? i try to hit his head but he always knocks me over, i got a polearm too

[dapper trail]

i made willie purple

[prisma hound]

why he naked

[junior bridge]

nvm killed him

[marsh remnant]

does the gore setting affect the damage model / health points whatsoever?

[prisma hound]

it makes it alot easier to dismember people

[marsh remnant]

right

[prisma hound]

ngl willies should be made of jello at 0% gore

[dapper trail]

i wiped my gauntlent progress

[dense mantle]

willie had bottom surgery????/

[dire relic]

btw am i crazy or did they make the planch spikes smaller

[sudden bobcat]

Can we play this game with vr headset

Hand controller included

[marsh remnant]

dont think so

it's not a VR game, of course you could wire your monitor output to your VR goggles and play in first-person mode, but you'll be emiting more half-digested food than a mother bird with a nest full of coo-coos

[little verge]

Some people have had success with VR injector mods. No native VR support.

[marsh remnant]

Does the 'thrust (2x RMB)' even work? it doesn't seem to do anything for me (except of course switching between regular and half sword / overhand mode and back)

or is it perhaps only for one-handed weapons?

[rancid sluice]

should be 2x lmb?

idk if rmb even works

[marsh remnant]

I only see 2xRMB

[rancid sluice]

unless you switch your grip i suppose

[marsh remnant]

and I swear I didnt alter the controls at all

[rancid sluice]

try lmb x2 instead

[marsh remnant]

okie

[rancid sluice]

it says rmb on my settings too but using rmb doesn't work unless i swap to left-hand grip

[marsh remnant]

oh yeah okay

so it does work

thanks

I must have hit the combo by accident at least a few times

[dapper pollen]

yeah i’m european but i can’t change my keyboard binds in the menu

[dapper trail]

do some europeans use azerty?

i had no idea

im european

[rancid sluice]

it's french i believe

[dapper trail]

the azerty thingy?

[lusty oracle]

sword is half

[whole parrot]

Fuckass takedown

[dire relic]

headlock

[whole parrot]

it looks like some half assed reverse guillotine choke takedown

[rancid sluice]

christ it looks like you broke his neck

[dire relic]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kfhuFJVwVbo8Sf1mC?invite=cr-MSxTMEIsMzYxMDk4ODgw

idk how i pulled this off (my pc is not the greatest)

[dire relic]

he's not waking up from that

[boreal wraith]

is 2600 score on abyss good?

[dire relic]

nah

[whole parrot]

knuckle sammich

[dapper trail]

so whats considerd good

[dire relic]

idk, but in the old abyss demo it wasn't

[dapper trail]

you mean the first, first demo?

i kinda miss that one, in a way.

[dire relic]

0.3, the current one is 0.5

[whole parrot]

those who grapple

weakass followup hook

[dire relic]

somebody needs to study that grip

[whole parrot]

i'm pretty sure i've dislocated his shoulder

with that grapple

[dapper trail]

i did the wiggle guys

timing was perfect

[calm fable]

How do I start a new game if I have already completed the previous one?

[molten galleon]

Azerty in 2025 😔

[static spoke]

bu sıcak neylan

[dapper trail]

files

[molten galleon]

Very helpful

[dapper trail]

𝔅lueberry🫐 's #1 Henchman <- this guy made the pic

from general-catfish

credits

𝔅lueberry🫐 's #1 Henchman

[dire relic]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kfhB6gKEgpjuDowbr?invite=cr-MSxpUlUsMzYxMDk4ODgw this one's dirty

[junior bridge]

Does anybody know why does pitchfork and other spears point at legs only when using alt? I wanna kill someone but it just stabs them in feet witch does absolutly nothing

[dire relic]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kfhLPCv08ePgWHbY9?invite=cr-MSxQYUQsMzYxMDk4ODgw this one crazy

[dire relic]

aim up

[junior bridge]

i literally do, it moves my camera down

[dire relic]

then idk

[remote crypt]

It just restarts for me. I have it unlocked in freemode.

[worn heron]

When you have Lockon toggled on with Z, you will stab center mass. I like to turn Lockon off when I go for stabs or more precise shots to the head and neck.

you can probably get some benefits with that!

[twilit escarp]

this fuckin' guy just used the force to disarm me

[junior bridge]

i like how the commoner boss literally just swings his blade like a tornado, and doesnt actually use any tactics

[dire relic]

he actually does have a tactic

and he's really defensive

[worn heron]

you can pull off some pretty nice stuff with n lock-on disabled— I highly encourage it

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k8W9LM3UuYoFZTMOX/spok?invite=cr-MSxlejIsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

[dire relic]

i ain't doing allat

[junior bridge]

aight, thanks

[dire relic]

too much precise positioning

[worn heron]

then don't, you don't have to it definitely helps with aiming ur stabbing tho

[dire relic]

also, buff commoner boss

[rancid sluice]

this is a life changer

i didn't realize that lock-on was forcing my aims downward

my polearm game has increased immensely

[rancid sluice]

flibbertigibbet

[twilit escarp]

this guy just broke his own leg by falling on it funny, interesting.

[dire relic]

I see no difference

[lapis escarp]

Does someone know when they will put a update that we can craft weapons??

[dawn scroll]

Album cover worthy

[mint wadi]

Hey yall. figured you'd like a super slow motion bisection.

[wooden socket]

another album cover worthy pic

[inland rapids]

im lookin for some informations, is there anythin about a release date and of which type the release content will be?

[sullen compass]

Make 'im bite the curb

[sullen compass]

I love blocking and parrying ❤️

[wet aurora]

oh fr?

[sullen compass]

Yeah it's under the release date info

[leaden spindle]

its not letting me download the tech demo how do i get that😭

[cunning aspen]

Damn i just split opponent's head with sword

i love this game

[sullen compass]

Go to steam, to the main game's page, scroll down a little and click download demo

I had the playtest because I sent the email and stuff but that one's not available anymore

[leaden spindle]

ikr

[cunning aspen]

Well yeah or two slices, first to leg and second to neck

[sullen compass]

Unironically the pitchfork might be the best weapon

[leaden spindle]

its prob cause i have the demo but is the tech demo a different thing or nah

[sullen compass]

We should help those who need it instead of making fun of them

[wooden socket]

pretty sure i have i just dont think i have it on image/video

[sullen compass]

Yeah go download the new one

[leaden spindle]

alr duderson

[wooden socket]

brochacho is demolished but the indomitable fungal spirit keeps him going

[sullen compass]

I love when you can see their tissue and blood vessels

[lusty oracle]

we must use willie as highschool biology teaching prop

he's very detailed

[sullen compass]

Has anyone made a tier list video of the weapons?

Well I play on lowest graphics because my laptop sucks but ultra gore is fun

Specially mutilating them. Reminds me of my New Vegas days

[lusty oracle]

Freaky willie

[sullen compass]

The pitchfork and the spear with nails are also great

[inland rapids]

id love to be able to skip that first rank, fist fighting is not that good and first boss suggs

jo mach ich auch so

[sullen compass]

Grab the knife and run stab him

That's an insta kill

Also high key fist fighting is fun

Skill issue 🤓🤓

[wooden socket]

this guy has been eating punches

[sullen compass]

Naked man with who happens to be 6ft tall and wield an axe

[inland rapids]

fork funniest thing of the whole game ^^

[sullen compass]

Nice

[lusty oracle]

My unrealistic wish is somehow the devs manage to create fun martial arts level grappling physics

[mint wadi]

Who will win...man at arms boss....or WILLIE WITH HIS FISTS

[inland rapids]

nice ^^

[leaden spindle]

guys im hella cool and i got it working😜

[paper falcon]

Fkin hell

[paper falcon]

Just when I thought the left hook couldn't get even more overpowered 🗿

[sullen compass]

Splendid

[lusty oracle]

Straw hat power

[sullen compass]

So the game's a rougelite right? Or was it rougelike

[leaden spindle]

this looks absolutely awesome sauce

[mint wadi]

I am using cheats to make it even more powerful because it's funny. I can die though if I get hit once lol

[paper falcon]

Makes sense lmao

[mint wadi]

It is quite funny, I don't have to be very safe when fighting against blunt weapons.

Sharps? Those scare me.

https://tenor.com/view/one-punch-man-punch-serious-gif-12250021

WAIT

[sullen compass]

Was that a crit

[mint wadi]

Might as well have been

[sullen compass]

I'm still trying to figure out if there's actual crit hits or just vital points

If they slit your blood vessels you instantly die

But you can chop their arm off and they'll still fight

[mint wadi]

Now I am ready.

Fuck I forgot to save the loadout damnit.

[inland rapids]

can i somehow save my progress?

[rancid sluice]

ez pz

[twilit depot]

Is there a mod that can keep sharp weapons from immediately cutting off limbs on contact

Like, to have velocity reqs

[rancid sluice]

turn gore down

[sullen compass]

That's like an angel without wings

[twilit depot]

I think I love gore more than I hate ragequitting because of gore

[rancid sluice]

turning gore down doesn't turn it off completely

[sullen compass]

Ultra gore is the only way 🗡️

[rancid sluice]

it just makes it harder to gib

[mint wadi]

First person is so silly lmao...wait for it...

[twilit depot]

What would you say is the ideal level

[mint wadi]

Doesn't seem to affect my fps. Update your drivers is the best thing I can recommend.

Then it's just a bug. Nothing you can really do, unfortunately.

[sullen compass]

Last time I updated my driver's (over half a year ago) it completely ruined all my games

So I went out of my way to uninstall the update

[lusty oracle]

Willies micro movements do make fpv a bit more expensive than the relatively static tpv

Just a bit

[charred thorn]

if i die in the last mode do i have to restart all the wy again

[rancid sluice]

if you're talking about gore, then gruesome settings are fine

grotesque is good for the funnies but for a more practical experience gruesome does okay

[twilit depot]

I just want to reasonably differentiate between me fucking up combat wise and scythe bastard deciding that my whole foot is off because he shimmied his blade towards my ankle

[weary fossil]

cutting their throat gotta be the coolest way to kill them ngl

[twilit depot]

Surely that still works in gruesome

[tender quest]

this one actually freaked me out a bit, bro might be the main character

[weary fossil]

then play on gotesque

[rancid sluice]

Honestly scythe is just busted

a little love tap equals a missing torso

[twilit depot]

That's the feeling I want to remove

[weary fossil]

lowkey which technique do yall like the most

[twilit depot]

Like, I'm fine with them bisecting me if they get a swing in

That's real

[weary fossil]

for me it gotta be the katana technique with a greatsword

[twilit depot]

But you touch me and I die?

[rancid sluice]

Easily, I think it even works on the lowest setting

Throat cuts are just hard to execute sometimes

[lapis escarp]

Please ping me if you know about it thankss

[tough yew]

early access q4 of this year

[pearl ferry]

varlet!!!

[woven coyote]

how do i get the mode to challenge t he golden armored guy

[lapis escarp]

Realy thanks pal I appreciate

Really*

[pearl ferry]

beat all the tiers in gauntlet mode

[marsh remnant]

halfsword players when the sort is half

[acoustic gazelle]

anyone know how to fix that fuckass "fatal error" problem??

[zealous steppe]

when was online?

[acoustic gazelle]

wydm

i just lost baron cause of it

[solemn holly]

disable blood and gore, if it still occurs, lower graphics and switch to dx11

[acoustic gazelle]

i already did all of that

[solemn holly]

then just be lucky enough to finish the baron tier without getting a fatal error

[tepid hornet]

its z now but yes

[median ridge]

anyone else want a hat customization feature for first person

[urban igloo]

lowkey, would hair work in this game?

[median ridge]

probably not

it wouldnt look right

[urban igloo]

yeah

[cosmic urchin]

are there many people that make it to man of arms?

[solemn holly]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086506182090440794/1369324044813598891/image.png?ex=681e14e5&is=681cc365&hm=33ea82f9d901cf80b687d2c04ab9454073d7410683264bb4d1630efb36d7bbcf&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[urban igloo]

yeah...

No....

[limpid pebble]

hahahah fr

Samurai Willy

[hot mango]

ayo guys yall know about savin loadouts?

ad if this would work

[dapper trail]

mods

it works with mods

saving loadouts

[hot mango]

no i mean like..

What if i use the trainer mod to spawn in gear items, and try to save them with overs loadout selector

is there a way to get that workin? cuz it doesnt seem to for us

[dapper trail]

which trainer mod

i dont really know any mods

for me it worked saving loadouts with half sword enhancer

[molten galleon]

On Nexus mods, you can use the trainer mod, OVRDTH's selector, or half sword enhancer. Pretty sure they all have load out options.

There should be only 1 trainer mod on Nexus mods.

[hot mango]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/26

This one is the mod im refering to

However its "custom loadout" feature is still wip so i thought that idea of spawing items then savig them with overdeth would work

[marsh sandal]

(Bro survived for another 5 seconds afterwards)

[eager blade]

I cry lemurs 😢

I got smacked in the face so hard my feet stopped working

[marsh sandal]

A clean split

[eager blade]

he's looking a little torn

[junior bridge]

do you guys think i should edit the game files if i died at the last stage due to a bug? I was on the ground, the boss was walking away, about 6 meters from me, and my character's head randomly exploded, and i was sent to abyss..?

[marsh sandal]

Put a zipped jacket over him and i think he will be ok

[hollow gale]

It'd be nice if the game wasn't so ridiculously broken that doing the UC again didnt give you permanent brain damage from the amount of physics defying bullshit the game threw at you to make you lose

[eager blade]

which gang sign is this?

[junior bridge]

right but if i can, do you think i should?

[marsh sandal]

It isn't

[junior bridge]

because this is crap

[marsh sandal]

Yes

you should

[junior bridge]

how can i?

i saw someone do it i remember

[eager blade]

do you kiss your cat with that mouth?

[junior bridge]

huh

[peak coral]

They should definitely add more axes im ngl it's my favorite weapon and I wanna see more

[marsh sandal]

He's hugging himself

[eager blade]

ezpz

[hollow gale]

This game defies the laws of physics just to scre you over

[junior bridge]

real

[ivory dome]

do i have to be on this server for a long time to be able to be a mod

[hot mango]

clearly you've never played mordahu

[edgy jacinth]

practicing playing without using wsad to improve swordsmanship

never give up 😭

it's super fun against other swords

but yeah against long weapons it's hard to counter because they tend to attack at the end of their reach

footwork is definitely as important

plancon boss been beating my ahh

i can block him for a while but he never gets close enough to counter

[swift zinc]

hey is there a way to reset my progress after getting to the ultimate challenge

[edgy jacinth]

he's cake when i move but without wsad he just beats me to death eventually lmao

yeah the only success im having so far is that i've noticed if you take enough damage they'll rush in to try to kick you over

so i block/get cut a little until my health drops then they disregard their reach and get close

then i slice them there

half sword is good to bait them in too. when you half sword they get a little closer and if you exit half sword fast enough you can kind of fling your blade out

for extra reach

not agaisnt a spear but same concept

im gonna get this plancon boss without moving

yeah it works with spears too. i'm sure there's some cool shit you can do with hand-switching too with weapons that you can't half sword

only boss i think is actually impossible wthout moving is beggar

[edgy jacinth]

just cuz you're unarmed and has a giant axe. idk maybe you can hit some Matrix shit and make him fall over, i'll try more when i have some time lol

[rancid sluice]

made it to the man-at-arms tier and got to the boss

got speared through the chest even though i had chestplate

absolutely fuming rn

[edgy jacinth]

the ai has different levels of skill right

like the higher you go the more "skilled" they are?

[rancid sluice]

i want to say so

[edgy jacinth]

it definitely feels like it

[rancid sluice]

at the least i don't tend to see any of the AIs below tier five using half-sword

[edgy jacinth]

peasants go full regard and whiff a lot

once people start wearing armor it feels like everyone is deadly efficient

[karmic swift]

I got the feeling that the high tiers willies are becoming more civilized, and the fights themselves are less violent.

[rancid sluice]

classism smh

[stiff belfry]

finally

im back

[edgy jacinth]

first person chad

i love fpv

but i dont record in fpv because it makes people sick

[cursive gate]

i have a suspicion that slipping on your own blood is a feature in this game

[light stirrup]

Back flip

[rancid sluice]

i was fully expecting that kick to land

[light stirrup]

I wish it did 😭

[cursive gate]

i think you landed instead lmfao

[light stirrup]

But you can hear the punch that denied it

[stiff belfry]

back in the playtest but i hope it still counts

[light stirrup]

How do you even trigger that? XD

[stiff belfry]

i have no clue 😭

i think its just a glitch w slow motion

[surreal pendant]

Anyone else’s game freeze during commoner

Keeps happening to me

[light stirrup]

I got this enzuigiri from yesterday

[stiff belfry]

i got a nutty fly kick on this dude

[light stirrup]

One time I got denied a roundhouse kick lol

[stiff belfry]

i caught this dudes teep kick

[light stirrup]

I miss when Willies didn't have glass jaws

[karmic swift]

bro got mad...

[stiff belfry]

did you send him into a seizure? jesus christ 😭

he started spazzing

[fast zealot]

hey guys, does anyone know how much the game will cost when it is out of the demo?

[light stirrup]

He ate the punch, but at what cost 😔

[solemn holly]

we do not know

[dapper trail]

look at this skeleton tho

pretty cool, right?

[junior bridge]

finally got to the ultimate challange

i died on knight 3 times due to bugs

[solemn holly]

price will be determined by how much content is available when early access releases, among other factors

[junior bridge]

i feel like 15-20 dollars tbh

[light stirrup]

I like how back then, the left hook had lingering effects lmao

[young ledge]

This FUCKING CRASH

[maiden umbra]

But it's also dangerous

[young ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-see-my-class-gif-15768348532634343334

[stiff belfry]

LOL

bro its gonna be $40 at minimum

[junior bridge]

it depends, if there's a story mode and all that stuff its worth it

[karmic swift]

its already worth it

[junior bridge]

i mean yeah, i hope it won't be as much as like elden ring tho

[solemn holly]

half sword will set a new standard for video games starting at $140 for early access

[stiff belfry]

it will be $40 minimum trust

[junior bridge]

Aight i guess, the game is good, i just hope they optimize it

because if there's gonna be a lot of enemies and its gonna lag, its gonna be terrible

small burnhut already lags alot

[stiff belfry]

whats your specs?

[junior bridge]

not good, i play at low

i got a 1050 ti

[stiff belfry]

CPU?

[light stirrup]

If it becomes a full game like with story, customization and with more features to gameplay; $40
But if it's a sandbox then $20 - $35 sounds right

[karmic swift]

i got 1060 3GB playing at high

[stiff belfry]

buhurt is laggy but it should be fixed we're not even EA yet

[stiff belfry]

ye theyve said theres gonna be story, weapon customization, and more modes

[karmic swift]

to my surprise, fps became more stable at high than at medium or low

[junior bridge]

intel core i3-10100F

[light stirrup]

This "Willie" hasn't been getting any proper sleep

[junior bridge]

higher graphics lag a lot for me

[stiff belfry]

That is not willie that is William Halfsword

[light stirrup]

John Halfsword, Peasant Marine

[junior bridge]

i get 30 frames, not too bad but still, it matters alot in half sword imo

at high

[tough yew]

story? where'd ya hear that from

[junior bridge]

bring back willie who is this crazy man

[dapper trail]

cool shit

[junior bridge]

why am i crashing in ultimate challange

what do i do

[dapper trail]

that happens to all of us

try turning down graphics, blood and gore

should last you a bit longer

also GALLERY CHECKKKK

[tropic scroll]

i cant beat the gauntlet mode the game keeps crashing

[light stirrup]

This is some creepypasta footage shit right ehre

[dapper trail]

“This, is the story of Willie’s willie.”

[stiff belfry]

typa shit i see on December 19th 2034 as i bleed out in an alleyway

[light stirrup]

"Willie came out of my screen with HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD and whispered into my ear; "It's halfswordin' time" and I died"

[solar folio]

Hello people, how do I doge forward or back quickly? saw a streamer do it and I can't find a keybind for that in trhe menu?

[dapper trail]

Love all of your creativity guys

[light stirrup]

You hold shift and press the direction you wish to move at while still

[dapper trail]

Btw this isn’t my entire gallery just the demo version, also my gallery didn’t fit in 30 seconds.

I’ll show y’all the rest tmr

Gotta go sleep sleep for my test tmr

[light stirrup]

It was kinda nerfed in the latest version, so you don't scoot to the direction anymore

[light stirrup]

Aight rest easy mate

[stiff belfry]

a little cheeky and it looks dumb but you can dash with kicking too

just turn to where you wanna move and kick while sprinting forward

literally propels you like 15 feet

[prisma berry]

Happy beheading! May you be rich in limbs and victories!

[brittle lintel]

Turn off blood and it will be much better.

[light stirrup]

I just turned this guy into a zombie 😭

I made him docile 😭

No his arms are fine, I don't know what cause him to go zombie mode 😭

[hidden pendant]

You punched the soul out of him while his body was still alive

[livid cloak]

it aint no Willie anymore, he's too muscular that's a whole ass "William"

[night sandal]

yo is it normal to get 1 tapped by a spear to the leg

[light stirrup]

Yes

[dapper trail]

Good

Night

Knight

Thy sleep shall equal a thousand gold coins.

[waxen rock]

Why is the demo getting worse and worse?

[winter lantern]

idk

[solar folio]

thx mate

[soft osprey]

Because of you. It’s entirely your fault. Thanks a lot.

[rancid sluice]

the demo's getting worse? i haven't noticed anything

[waxen rock]

Haven’t noticed anything? They have changed it so much it’s not the same game anymore

[solemn holly]

it's not a game though

this is meant to be a playtest for the combat

[waxen rock]

You can’t chose armor freely, grafiks look shit now and they removed the guts from the first version

[rancid sluice]

no idea what you're talking about, i'm still battering willies with axes

[waxen rock]

But why make it worse still? I fear it will stay in that state

[rancid sluice]

brother it's a demo

[soft osprey]

This is entirely your opinion, which you’re entitled to, but you are definitely wrong

[solemn holly]

-you could never choose armour freely, so this hasn't changed since demos
-graphics have improved since you're in an actual arena and not a blank void
-they're reworking the entire gore system so guts aren't implemented

the current demo is just meant to showcase what they've done so far in terms of the new gore system and combat adjustments

[waxen rock]

Yes and it was 10x better before! I have a 4090 and a 4k monitor and it looks like shit

Try to redownload it maybe you will see what I mean idk

[rancid sluice]

it looks the same as when i played the playtest before

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-hornet-hollow-knight-gif-5503458344524908864

[solemn holly]

true

[rancid sluice]

and yeah i don't remember ever being able to select armour

[waxen rock]

Idk. So you guys don’t have the gauntlet mode?

[rancid sluice]

yeah but there's also free mode

[waxen rock]

I can’t choose armor class

[rancid sluice]

and abyss

[soft osprey]

Everyone has gauntlet abyss and free mode

[soft osprey]

So your complaint is one that can be solved by using your eyeballs

[rancid sluice]

bro it's not the game's fault you don't know how the modes work

[wooden gazelle]

i love one handing longswords

[waxen rock]

Idk man imo it’s worse. They need to put the guts back and the indents in armor like it was before, in the very early stage. Excuse my English I’m bad at it

[soft osprey]

You got it bud, make a post in #1047240101152960525

[solemn holly]

armour denting is already in the game, and again, they're reworking the entire gore system, so organs will return

[rancid sluice]

gibbing has entirely changed for the better

[proven verge]

The guts have been removed for now as blood and gore is going through a rework, most of the fatal crashes are tied to blood and gore.

[wooden gazelle]

huhh whats getting reworked from the gore system

[rancid sluice]

like the procedural gore and such

[solemn holly]

organs

[waxen rock]

Yeah and when you look at them they splitt in half

[soft osprey]

Organs, blood, pretty much everything

The demo is in no way the final product in any regard

[lapis wing]

is it possible to snap an enemy's neck?

[solemn holly]

not yet i don't believe

[rancid sluice]

maybe with enough blunt force

i know most other limbs can be broken

[waxen rock]

Maces are nice in the game

[lapis wing]

Blunt force huh

[waxen rock]

Demo*

[soft osprey]

Blunt force. You can break his neck in the main menu if you move fast enough but in a fight, not likely unless you hit them in the neck hard

[wooden gazelle]

only thing i could thing of is like breaking bones with blunt that could get some enhancements right?

[lapis wing]

Thank you guys

[prisma berry]

Nice slap!

Next time pick a arm or leg for the final slap XD

[rustic warren]

theres a mod for consciousness control in halfsword, but i cant find it anymore, does anyone know the name of the mod?

[dreamy phoenix]

are there any decent guides on how to use the polearms? I see people do tons of cool flips with them and I have no idea how to do the same thing

spamming X doesn't seem to work all that well but it might be a skill issue

[vivid frost]

what half sword does to a man

cant send apicture dang it

[wooden gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-no-embed-permissions-no-embed-gif-1634188402748383601

[nocturne oyster]

yes

[loud jackal]

its crazy how unoptomised this game is

[jolly musk]

The game doesn't really run when you turn the music to off

Just crashes for some reason

[dawn plinth]

🏇

[loud jackal]

i never die on the king rank my limbs just get broken and i just cant fight at all

[jolly musk]

Ah, nevermind

[loud jackal]

ive never lagged on any ue5 game besides bodycam

[jolly musk]

The abyss just crashes for me for some reason

[loud jackal]

hell no

[jolly musk]

Probably because I have some tabs open, but I didn't think a tab open would be a problem

[loud jackal]

im sticking with og oblivion

[slate lotus]

How are limbs handled it feels as if they are still attached to an invisible body with all the wieght a singular hand or head carries

[grim crow]

How do i stop the game from crashing when doing the ultimate challenge i never had an issue with crashing until playing that

[loud jackal]

bro just admitted to a crime in a thousands of member server

[lapis marsh]

turn off gore

[loud jackal]

you literally cant

the armor dissapearing is what crashes it

[lapis marsh]

turn off all gore and blood

[lapis marsh]

no turning off gore and blood works

[loud jackal]

❌

[lapis marsh]

it worked for me

[loud jackal]

for YOU

[lapis marsh]

its worked for most other people as well

[loud jackal]

ask almost anyone else in this server im pretty sure that doesnt work

[lapis marsh]

you try it then

[loud jackal]

i literally have

[lapis marsh]

did you turn gore AND blood all the way off

[loud jackal]

yes

[solemn holly]

you can try switching to dx11 and playing on low graphics if you haven't done so already

[lapis marsh]

bro aint havin children

[slate lotus]

This is a dumb question but does the the armour take damge for example can it be dented or pieced to an extent?

Oh sick

[fluid beacon]

i have the latest version of halfsword demo but cant play gauntlet or free mode it send me back to home page is this normal ?

[slate lotus]

Lp0

[solemn holly]

home page?

[burnt smelt]

Even chopped

[fluid beacon]

It just goes back to the menu you get when launching the game it looks like only abyss is available

Is there some sort of bêta version i need to use or ?

[dreamy rampart]

I BEAT IT

AFTER 50 TRIES

[loud jackal]

this shi always gotta happen to me bro🥀

thats me in the air sadly

the bitch kicked the box into me and my leg gets tuck and when im finally freed i get flung

no

fr?

btw dw if you die you dont lose progress

[violet coral]

I just died the the second boss cause I killed him and his scythe fell through me 😭

[loud jackal]

how is he alive

[dreamy rampart]

Ultimate challenge

Had to beat the abyss only using me head and my legs

Got both arms cut off

[slate lotus]

How do you change the proportions of your character is it through mods or aan in game menu?

[dreamy rampart]

Idfk to be honest

Got my hand on one arm and the other completely off

Kicked the shit outta scythe guy

Average day jn london

[limber eagle]

can you turn off the abyss? i'm high and it scares me

[bronze dust]

GET CONCUSSED GET CONCUSSED GET CONCUSSED

[wicked nimbus]

chill his girl was watching

[bronze dust]

anyways I feel like the baron was supposed to give me a lot more trouble than that

man went down in one hit, I never modified the enemy health

[bronze dust]

it is

getting there was something else

[loud jackal]

the real challenge is try not to crash

[bronze dust]

turn gore off

[loud jackal]

omfg

[bronze dust]

it works

[loud jackal]

theres no fun in that

[bronze dust]

no I agree

it was not fun

but it didn't crash

[loud jackal]

ill just wait till next demo

[bronze dust]

true...

[loud jackal]

i thought you couldnt bleed out in the void

portal

enter it

[rigid stirrup]

does anyone have any tips for the ultimate challenge

feels like its so reliant on getting the best weapons at the start, so i'm not stuck fighting against a longsword with a knife, or against a spear with only a shortsword

and the enemies all seem tougher than usual

and i seem weaker

are they actually tougher in the final challenge?

or am i imagining it

i have turned up both player and npc damage

it feels better overall

[loud jackal]

i hate this game bro🥀

[pearl ferry]

fence that has an aura that kills you

[loud jackal]

fencestomped by nobody

its in abyss

when you fight a boss and you run past em it spawns that

[stark hedge]

i tried beating up the Baron with the peasant, took me half an hour just to get broken in half

[light stirrup]

At least he didn't went down on one hit...

[stark hedge]

XD

it was fun

it still is, cuz i try every so often

[pearl ferry]

spear enjoyers?

the short variety

[stark hedge]

i will post my victory, i will have him begging for mercy

[pearl ferry]

you dont

that combo is just mid and will just be mid for all time

the spear itself is pretty good tho

if you want a real answer you have to hold alt the whole time

and stay very still so your spear stays in line

othewiese ur ded

[stark hedge]

spear is fine, i like the greatsword from the 3rd Boss Best tho

imo its overall just good
huge range, high impact dmg, great at slicing and dicing

[pearl ferry]

i like to switch my weapons out after every fight in abyss

it's fun

[stark hedge]

i do too normally, but i also had a few good runs with just the candle holder

[pearl ferry]

why not both

[stark hedge]

way better to control aswell

[pearl ferry]

whatttt

it's the most reliable way

[stark hedge]

if you alt its just so wobbly

[pearl ferry]

whattttttttt

[stark hedge]

yea

[pearl ferry]

are we playing the same game

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1369106897776410737/HalfSwordUE5_2025-05-05_19-58-30.mp4?ex=681df369&is=681ca1e9&hm=20363eddcc98586386076ac3cb284f66923303284e0100f9b3a81fa7a1a22104&

alt stab

[stark hedge]

i sure hope we do

especially if you aim it to the neck

their legs, if not armored

[loud jackal]

is it possible to recover from this

[stark hedge]

i love breaking their knees

[loud jackal]

for the rest of abyss?

[stark hedge]

damn wtf XD

[stark hedge]

yep

[loud jackal]

i cant use a weapon

[stark hedge]

nope

[loud jackal]

thats honestly the worst thing about abyss

[stark hedge]

you CAN ram into them and kick them while they are down tho

[loud jackal]

how the hell is that gonna work with a dude that has a spear

[pearl ferry]

its just a flesh wound

[stark hedge]

skill issue

[loud jackal]

this game hates steam playback

i was gonna send the clip of me just slipping and breaking my neck after i tried kicking someone

[stark hedge]

how can i post pics in here? do i need a certain lvl or smth?

hnnng

[lean niche]

🚫 einkesseln., that command is disabled in this channel.

[stark hedge]

i am in a tight hug with the baron atm

peasant strikes again

nvm, not peasant

beggar

<3

[sly kraken]

I would love a flameberge in the game

Man

I just want more unique weapons than swords, axes, hammers, maces, and other stuff

YO?

THAS AWESOME

So you're telling me I can turn my dinky ol dagger into a zweihander?

REALLL

bru

Same lol

I'd think it be too long to actually get a hit in

[stark hedge]

you called?

i mean i am activley trying to beat baron as a beggar rn

guys i tripped and cant get up no mo

[sly kraken]

I want a fish weapon in the game so I slap Willie in the face with it

[light stirrup]

This is some old school WCW/WWE shit right here lmao

[sly kraken]

Nah it's alr

My pc is ass so I have to sometimes use low graphics to get less lag

[light stirrup]

When you sweep someone so hard they hold on to you for dear life

[stark hedge]

i cleard a fully armored guy, now just one more and then its back to the baron guys

[rose dock]

I’m glad it is in UE5.

Otis camera tools go hard.

What res are you at?

Also Dx12 or 11?

[violet coral]

Sounds like... Poor people, beggars if you will (this is a joke don't behead me)

[bronze dust]

HUH?????

[rose dock]

I get like 85 at 1440p on a RX6700XT.

[charred moth]

https://tenor.com/view/satoru-gojo-gojo-satoru-gojo-ascend-honored-one-gif-4605781648493964253

[rose dock]

I was gonna ask about how to go first person.

[bronze dust]

Not the fucking ring out 😭

[rose dock]

Thank you chat! 💛

[light stirrup]

Here's another ring out

[stark hedge]

bingus wingus

[surreal leaf]

tric trac baraboom

[bronze dust]

Lmao

[stark hedge]

I GOT CUT IN HALF BY LITERAL AIR

ong

[rose dock]

This is what you get for dissing Ang.

[stark hedge]

XDD

[light stirrup]

Like when I got yeeted?

[stark hedge]

bro just gave up, i didnt even that much smack

he just wimpy

[light stirrup]

Never had that happen to me lol

I'm the knee breaker

Not my fault they still standing after getting all bloody

Record that shit man

[stark hedge]

I FUCKING DID IT

I KILLED THE BARON AS A BEGGAR

now i just need level 2 to prove it

[drifting mesa]

hello my dear fellas could someone tell me how i get the other version of HS (i only have the abyss one)

how?

there is no button yet

[stark hedge]

yea, i just reinstalled it, it was the fastest solution

[drifting mesa]

i will try to reinstall

thanks

[stark hedge]

at least it dint cut you in half like me XD

[drifting mesa]

someone here listening to Courtain Wall or old Nick?

[light stirrup]

He parried all my moves 😭

[remote saffron]

is it still possible to get halfsword trainer on this new version?

[light stirrup]

Wanna see an even more badass willie?

[drifting mesa]

wow

nice one

[remote saffron]

is that the same thing?

alright, ill look into it

thanks!

[drifting mesa]

will there be other wepons like maces or flail?

[stark hedge]

ngl i dont think flais can be implemented in a way that they would work properly

[drifting mesa]

it worked out thank you guys

much love

[stark hedge]

yea

[fallow sentinel]

i got him hahah

i thibk hes dead after that straight through the stomach and kidney

some would we connected

not true only chin and neck

funny i actually live in london

depends how u live ur life some are assholes and wannabe gangsters others are like me rich and live fabulously with nice cars and beautiful women

[stark hedge]

"yo man, you got a bo'oh o' woa..."

"oi thats rude bruv"

"is that a knoive or ar ye just happy t' see me?"

[fallow sentinel]

chat shit get banged

pussio

[rancid sluice]

oy you got a loicense for that stab wound m8