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run away from the middle of the arena, then once he's near you run back and pick it up
how do i send video
reach level 2
how long does it take
depends
like how many messages
you level up by the number of messages you sent in the server
how many

I found the most busted technuique in the game
not a whole lot i believe
like almost always 1 hit knockout
in fistfighting
ima just type bevause i need levels
half sword is so fun
half sword is the one
half sword is fun to play
half sword is fun to play
Happy cinco de mayo
Happy seis de mayo
30 min cool down on photography is making me lose my mind😔
what’s the best weapon in man at arms tier?
What's that?
is willy left or right handed
i'd say he's ambidextrous
👍
Guys go to #photography📷 and go to the post that's posted on 4:02 because what the actual fuck that's good
timezones lol
Oh shi
It's the one that looks fucking brutal and so good
It's too hard to describe
some people r rly sick at taking photos in this game
Why?
i just beat knight boss and got to the ultimate challenge yahoo
l got a question to the people behind the game half sword when the full game comes out will you have to pay for it l am just asking because l was just wondering??
l know but l can't wait because it will a lot of fun to play
Yea no shit
Everyone's gonna want to play it
Cya
What is in your opinions the best weapon for fighting armies opponents other than the Plancon A Picot
What button is it to dodge?
so what does faster dodging do in gauntlet
shift + direction when holding a mouse button
Never knew this either. Cheers man
huh
oh nvm you don't need to hold mouse mb
playing abyss walking into the dark and some bitchass willie tried rushing me from the side with an axe but he ran with his throat into the tip of my spear and it made me laugh out loud
Yes, early access will be paid. It releases in October-December this year
is abyss supossed to have fully armored 4v1 fights that take 20 minutes because constant attacks dont let you get a good hit in on someone
and whenever you beat someone another guy appears making you get through all enemies quickly and giving actually 0 opportunities to get new items
this makes later tiers feel impossible because i cant get any armor
1 box spawns and i has a rondel dagger or some shit then its boss
even if so, i can't hit him. if i approach from the front, he kills me, but from behind it's almost impossible. but thanks, i'll try
Simply kill everything and get better with other weapons
an i have some help guys should my rx 7600 be able to run half sword with the cpu of a ryzen 5
weapons are not the problem i can do with with a spear from the start of the game
i hvant played since the update and now its really laggy
but im in basic helmet and arm cover while enemies have full armor
i just want to know whether its the game or my pc
So uh I got a bug where I'm in beggar matches with full plate. (I got a recording, I'll post in bug reports soon)
because of various moving parts, that's my thought
this guy wanted his beard shaved
enemies spawn too quickly which gives you very little opportunity to walk around because boss spawns right away and you have no loot
I do that in the gauntlet minus the arm covered
i beat gauntlet but im talking abyss
Graphics settings will surely be good by then yes?
My brother in Christ run gauntlet and fight as a militia against knights to get better
Or commoner
i beat boss, found shoulder protection while fighting off enemies and now its the next boss
friendly reminder i made this image
Lies
Thanks for telling me that l really appreciate it
@hollow gale
Even got the name at the bottom
then my guten sir
how does willie have my name tatooed on his tongue..
you cant see it because his mouth is closed..
its a remix twin
Shhhhhh
gotta love the dramatic kills where willie falls to his knees in anguish
he should work as an actor
ok if course i beat the baron on the abyss run that i come to complain that abyss is unfair
i aint even taking his shit cuz its unwieldable
Hmm i just found out, if you see this fatal error message and just ignore it, don't click x but just the game window, you can pretty much keep playing for as much as you want as long as you don't click the OK or the x button in the error message window
@gilded veldt
i could play for like a minute after getting a fatal error then it just closed
tried that and it closed after like a minute
otherwise the game entirely freezes and you cant do anything

holy shit
clean stab, all the way through, goes through stomach
I don't know if anybody is familiar with the Half Sword Enhanced mod, but I have a problem where my character can't balance. Does anyone know a fix?
i actually use that, and am right now
probably the speed modifier or something
it made it better to disable it when i had that issue
perhaps one of the most fucked up things ive done to willie while hes been alive
See that's what I'm thinking, but I have it disabled and it still applies
I'll just uninstall and reinstall it
Oh for me it worked for much longer than that but it might not be endless as i thought
i wonder if the game has any crash logs you can read
It's kind of cool seeing how the shock damage animation overriding any action actually is just a super strong move so you can't override it
it does
I might be crazy but im on new game+++ (I beat gauntlet 3 times)
Good ill check them soon
but does beating the game actually scale anything?
No, same thing, I wish enemies were like a extra tier above me or had better stats (Health, strength, AI)
peak photo mode experience
Ima finally try endless abyss bc why not
(I consider the abyss when u die to be redemption abyss also it isn't endless)
which boss is harder
5
6
2
commoner boss - big sword :o
thats gotta hurt
why does he look like a child that forgot to tell its mother it needs colored paper for school tommorow at 3 in the morning
i may or may not have scaled him down
why did he do this guys
he tried his best
Do i lose access to ult mode when i restart game?
nope
Dude I found this cool new bug
Abyss is only difficult bc enemies can sometimes jump you if they didn't appear at loot areas
The guy got split in 2, but he's still controlling both halfs
The alt body part can take as much damage as possible, even if I put enemy damage to max, he still won't die from off-body damage
Hello. I have a question. What happens if i die in the ultimate challenge? Will everything get resettet?
nah, you have a checkpoint there
Ye
I mean no
wrong reply
sry
Checkpoint is only there bc ult challenge is near impossible for some people, it takes some yts and streamers hours of videos or streams
any news on the new mode?
What new mode?
the one of the bridge
no
ok
But tomorow is leak day
lets gooo
no winner lmao
I think the bridge mode will be a 1v1 on a bridge with spikes, so basically a new arena, I think it will give 2 points due to it being a more risky 1v1
I would like to spawn in a npc and throw them to the spikes
lol
any ways the concept is awesome
Also the message on the leak says "One step forward, one step back
but one step to the side and everything is lost"
yeah im learning french
Hello fellow halfswordians i wish kettle helmets' brims actually worked and had a hitbox thanks
Found out I dont lose
if i can kick a man in the shoulder hard enough to make him BOUNCE off the ground
that same power in a kick should be able to fold his goddamn knee sideways
but it doesnt!!
i just hit this guy and he did a back flip
my clipping software clipped the fucking wrong app
im here trying the ult challenge again and still cant do anything ffs
i cant pass the guys with spears
especially if they have that spikey pole
yeah
that just destroys you on the slightest contact
yeah i try that but they usually hit me with the wood part or just ram me
fr its almost like a chainsaw for some reason
yeah that one should either lose some spikes near the base or something
stationary chainsaw
its also the main culprit of getting destroyed by a weapon on the ground
i never really trip on a weapon like that
it only happens when i try to pick them up
im also struggling very hard when they do ripostes its unpredicable
ur there trying to parry then boom riposte to the neck and your dead
its fairly easy to do when halfswording in a 1v1
yeah i know i just cant hit necks or heads because everytime i do it or atleast try to usually it hit very low for some reason
Slow mo helps
i cant use it
its burns my stamina and everytime i do even the slightest i fall to the ground usually because the guy rams me
oh wrong chat sorry
dont spam like that
my bad 😦
i just have trouble staying on my feet because i always get thrown into the ground
good for you because i cant do it for shit
ok :/
and i usually go against them with a short sword
Just rmb
please rate the aura of this clip
trick to fight plancon is to bind their weapon when it's positioned to your right
wym just rmb they just stab me
instead of actively trying to parry just pin their weapon down and go straight in
especially with another polearm
Rmb, block, stab
hit a vertical strike down on the plancon and rush in
when its a 1v1 yes but i fight these guys usually with more than one
makes sense
just cant do the stabbing part
like thrusting
Move sword right then bring it left
its like im just swinging paper at them
Yet another foe beheaded
where does the photos go?
wdym
oh
one sec
C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword Demo\HalfSwordUE5\Screenshots
how like how do u parry like that
k thx just a sec
oh no that clip was ALL luck
my real cool parry is this - one sec
why cant i post images
What even..
u can post it in photography or game footage
btw
look at my video
see my cool parry
😮
ok buy anyways i have to fight two guys and bot are with spiky sticks
yay
i just dont know how to use slow mo
no like i know what is the keybind i just cant use it effectively
it burns my stamina way to quick
i mostly use it for parrying
so
only short times
no moving
of the legs i mean
-wax on- -wax off-
i just noticed i have actually 0 sense of depth
to me it looks like its going to hit 100% but it either misses completely or just goes way too much
ohhhhhhhh
no like i have irl but in game its 0
I wish they removed the void as the place you go where you die, it is so annoying every time, just send me back to the start ffs
yeah i cant do anything about kicks man they get me to the ground everytime
no
aww
its fun
and
its the reason why my sensitivity is on the max of the max
18000 something
WHAT DO I DO ABOUT THRUSTS MAN HOLY
and
dam
max sens on half sword
Guys, this guy might need an arm or two, not sure tho!
everytime the run is going well and then boom i get thrusted in to my arm
if i move my mouse about 1,5 centimeters ive moved across the whole screen
Is half sword enhancer a virus
no
i cant do this
what happend now
I just downloaded it and its saying windows is blocking it
i just cant do the ult challenge
we know
its impossible
yes
Okay I ran it
in total im trying for about 6 hours i think
hey snowy do you use this?
i can get to the fourth wave but about there im already fucked up
js curious
no i just leave them normal im trying to do it like so but i think its actually impossible
does it help like a lot?
im going to try like an hour more if no progress im turning this on
MACES?
yes
against armor
not the big late game ones tho
ASS
im talking
the first ones
they rock
i usually like billhooks or spiky sticks because even with armor they knock down people FAST
problem is just aquiring one
no?
Why can't I change my screens screenmode?
u gotta get lucky to get someone to have one
i almost always find one
look at this man they just kick me into their weapon bro
How do I bring the mod menu back up
ofcourse
run is going smoothly
and then i get rammed to the ground
again
and now again
TURN UP THE DAMAGE SLIDERRRSSS
I DONT WANT TOOOOOOOOOOO
Go kick the boss to death its funny
but im going to have to do it i guess
He falls easy
i know he does
every armored one does
problem is the ones with little or no armor
is anyone ehre goated with the 2 handed mace and could gimme tips?
there are loads of two handed maces
the one you get at tier 5
i went a guy with a pitchfor i ran i dodge i go for an attack he doesnt not move a single muscle wood part touches my head and boom im on the ground like bro WHAT IS THIS
dont brawl and wresle with them unless you must
when you're about to fall stop aiming your weapon and move your camera on the opposite direction of where you're going to fall
also let go of your sprint key
it makes falling over easier
bro
snowy- watch this
i tripped on the guys body and fell
just swoosh it away
u dont think i try to do that?
i do it
but they again
ram me
dodge
or just run forward
sprint backwards
and then i cant get a hit
counterattack
Yes, avoid their weapon
and i get impaled by the spear
well at this point it's a skill issue isn't it
lol
there just nothing i can do
i dodge and then i parry and i do this do that just to get impaled
you need to spend a lot of time just practicing hitting spears out of the way so they go up in the air or get hit to the side. then you can make a move and kill them
i dont have the time for this i just want to finish the ult challenge and im done
WHEN PARRYING, TRY TO REDIRECT THE ENEMIES WEAPON SIDEWAYS OUT OF DANGER. THEN GO IN FOR THE KILL
wait why here are 4 of them
but they recover way to fast
i understand the bum rushing thing cause there have been many times where they've bum rushed me and got me to the ground in like a second even if i hit them they still knock me down and kill me lol
also did have my game broke
in that case you are to slow
then this aint your game. if you arent willing to learn fighting then why play?
idk whether thats mean or not
because i hate myself and im torturing myself to complete this challenge and i wont rest till i complete it
ok bro..
stop complaining and start fighting then
that's a great mentality to have.
im trying
my machete gets stuck inside the guys stomach and i just go to the ground
let me see
you do realise all the dudes on youtube didnt get good at the game in 15 minutes right? and they only upload their good duels right?
Why can't I play halfsword playtest?
its just that im putting way too many hours into this
well accept that you die a lot in the game
stop playing then?
ITS NOT OPEN ANYMORE - ITS ONLY THE DEMO
IT GOT MERGED
well carry on then
Alr
dudes just getting frustrated cause there's a lot of new stuff to get used to and get the feel for, ngl i got frustrated like this occasionally when first learning the game lol
yea maybe take a break and play later
mental health break
i already took a break
cant tell
take a bigger one😭
lol
i think i have 800 dpi and its on a little less then the middle
yes?
HOLY HOLY HOLY
yeah take like a 20+ minute break and abuse slow-mo when you get back to learn how stuff moves and feels when moving
i cant use more than ths
thats so low
i have mine on like 1/3 of the sensitivity bar lol
people actually use that? I dont think I have ever wanted or need to use slowmo
same I have mine on 1/3 at 2200 dpi
but i already took a break and i just want to complete this as soon as possible
oh bro im not gonna lie i exclusively use it in first person and for learning some stuff lol
bro its not a chore its a game that you play for fun
fair
im not having fun
listen man just come back to it tomorrow and youll be way better at it, trust
Forcing yourself to play is a sure fire way to make sure you’re sick of the game and don’t play again hahaha
dont play it then. play a different game
he wont
i cant bro
see
i know and i dont want to play again i just want to complete this so i can move on
is this fine
also gotta say it is incredibly fun doing first person sword duels with slow mo enabled for clashes
if this is something you only want to do to and then move on, why even do it
I’m gonna tell you the same thing I tell my kid. Video games are supposed to be fun, not stressful. If you’re not having fun, then stop playing, because you’re missing the point of video games
well said
Got to the Ultimate Chalange. Am I now able to play every difficulty or will i lose it all if i die i one of the levels?
i really liked this game it was fun to get through the levels and learn stuff but since i got to the ult challenge this has been nothing but torture
sorry but I think you should probably keep these thoughts in your head and either use it as determination or just play something different. getting good at something takes time and no one can just make you good. you have to figure out a lot of it for yourself as its completely feel based.
Got to the Ultimate Chalange. Am I now able to play every difficulty or will i lose it all if i die i one of the levels?
learning to play with higher sensitivity can alter your gameplay
when i increased my sensitivity
i got a whole lot better
because 800 is SO LOW
i know this and i dont want to be good i just want to finish the game because im probably not touching it again for a few months
idk i dont have much control of the weapon with high sens
you can play every tier you unlock in free mode however much you like
LEARN IT
homie 
TAKES 10 MINUTES TOPS
YOU DONT AUTOMATICALLY ADJUST
do you just expect to gain skill?
Okay but can I play the ultiamte chalange mode also?
yea i changed my dps and it took me like 30-40 minutes at least to get used to it lol
too*
wow
in free mode I think so
I’m gonna take away your caps lock key
sorry :C
It’s ok
YAAY
Thats the point. The ultiamte Chlange is the only tier u cant play in Freemode
wait no
You son of a birch
oh well yeah you'll lose it
but if you give up before you die then you can play again
how tf are yall beating this 1st champion bro, ive been trying for mf days and i cant do shit
Yeah but thats wayyyy to risky
i do that all the time
files
istg if I see this snowy guy send one more message im gonna crash out
it has to be ragebait
Brooo I feel u. If u get lucky then take the candle stand
im not going to argue anymore and no i do not expect to gain skill
axe man?
children?
what files what to delete where to delete how to find
bait his inicial attack and then beat the shit out of him
okay jeffrey dahmer💀
bro i cant even pick something up before im chopped in half
😮
i always run up, grab a weapon (preferably something you can control his axe with like a candle stick or wooden axe), then hop back and keep distance, wait for him to attack, then dive bomb his ass
also make sure to run circles around him if you cant pick up a weapon immediately
I dont think these really new players realise how many times people that are decent at it have died in the past
it took me no shit like three days to make it to the third tier when the demo first released lmfao
literally
granted it was cause i didnt wanna mess with the damage sliders but still lol
bad luck
yeah
I get that
i aint never messin with the damage sliders
the short spear is insane wym?
ive gotten frustrated enough at the ultimate challenge to almost change them but i still have managed to stop myself so far lol
bro I'm shit at it
dont pick anything up just go straight fists
how the hell do you stab properly
yeah nah short spear with the shield is wayyyyy harder lmfao
hold alt to stabilize and then line it up
and then move mouse up and down
you can also pull the mouse in a direction to fine tune your aim
im not gonna lie i go first person to stab with the spears, it helps me land stabs a lot more frequently
fuck that, i just beat his ass finally, used 2 wooden axes XD
no like how do you actually hit something when you do that
In the itch version the guys with 2 handed axes have a canon event, losing their left arm
yeah I find it really hard to line it up. ojn the vertical axis that is
cut his legs off and got my payback xD
ohh that's fair
if you generate enough momentum the spear tip basically becomes a black hole
and anything that touches it is annihilated
it's like a magnet
I promise once you get the hang of the stabs it's basically top 5 best weapons
i dunno, i usually wait for them to run at me and then i stab and it generally gets em in the throat for me lol
bro
i think im on the last wave til the boss
but one of them just got one of my arms
now i cant use the billhook
oof
i like using it more aggressively
you just gotta time the pokes
but it's basically insta kill
it really annoys me that switching hands and going half swird doesnt work tbh. spear would be sick if you could do that
you can switch hands with spear?
billhook is INSANE with half sword
that was insane
you can switch hands with everything as long as you arent carrying 2 different things in both hands
I think
dont quote me on that
ooooo okee, i generally like playing defensively cause it helps me to parry and counter and stab someone in a place other than the nuts lol
no like i agree u can switch hands, i thought u meant you couldnt
you cyou cant do half sword when you switch hands
man discovers half sword gameplay. the world goes wild
which is really lame, that should be one of the things they add next
on some weapons in unlocks some sort of one handed grip but on some weapons it just ceases to work
oh fr? i never try cause all the ones i tried always just did halfsword in the right hand lol
which weapons do that? i wanna try them
idk I think I remember using it a long time ago i
BRO WHAT JUST HAPPENED
its has a very VERY specific use case
ohhhhh okee
oh yeah the physics bug out sometimes lol
do you guys ever feel like enemy kicks dont actually hit you and the bad willies have just got the force?
i stabbed a dude with a spear and he spiraled up into the sky earlier lmfao
yes
oh yeah them mfs are sith i swear to god
new tech
real
just lost because of this lol
If i saw a mf levitate across the ring towards me id forfeit the match tbh
this is probably the coolest spear clip i have
he was riding his horsey into combat
if they ever add a bardiche to this game i will never be the same again
That is some clean spear work. The knee to kidney combo was evil.
BRO WTH THE GUY DIDNT EVEN MOVE HIS FOOT AND I GOT KICKED
bro why do you always aim for the balls😭
Goofy mfs brought some non polearm weapons to the polearm fight
Easy target
he aint thats just where the spear always auto aims lmfao
its hard not too
you guys have spear auto aim?
just like the cpus?
the spears just have a magnet at the end of it idk
well not auto aim but more like it magnetizes to enemy willie nuts
facts
woah there keep your private life to yourself
the same way the knives magnetize to the chest now when they didn't in the playtest
i love hitting those sword thrusts where you get them against the wall
anyone has this issue that your characther just gets impaled alone?
😁
damnnnnn
lemme replicate it
its sooo badass
wdym
took off his leg
i may have just found my new favorite way to play spoilance lmfao
tell me please how to unfocus target in fight?
press z
ty
omg how to do it?
mods..
LMFAOOOOOOOO
:c
half the time i'm cheering for the peasants when i do brave stand
"most of you will die today!!! it is up to you to decide..."
stupid bot in carnage hit me and pushed me into a sword
i hit em with the conquest treatment
i dont understand how the bots stab so easily but when i do it its like im flinging paper
skill iss-
uppies
its so good when u cut a guy in the face and he just shruggs it off
forwardies
i wont torture myself anymore
at last
i got flipped over the fence smh
happens to the best of us
it would be really cool if they added bows or slingshots
that would be really cool but i feel like it would be absolute HELL to aim lmfao
if i get shot with an arrow im crashing out
exactly
nah they should add a rock sling fr
fr
i just got the nastiest thrust i've ever done
it could be fire on the first person
HOLY HELL
i stabbed him once bro hes overreacting and got sliced in half
I SLICED SOMEONE INTO 3 BITS WHILE FLYING FORWARDS
got him through the cheek and out the ear
...
hit em with some metal gear rising revengence shit
there is no way
im going to actually kms
it was that easy?
first try after bumping the slides
slide moment
is there any fix for the "fatal error" crash in ultimate challenge?
whats yalls DPI
aloh
pink
2
my dpi is pink
what
my dpi is 2
plancon is so busted
just finished kicking his head to the death
you can go into buhurt as tier 4 and just destroy
its basically a chainsaw against unarmored parts and it still has weight to it so a good hit to the head knocks anyone down
flesh - destroy and armor - guaranteed concusion
i despise any and all spears
so easy to hit the back of the leg with it too
i hit it by accident
spears arent fun to play with imo
chainsaw quarterstaff
agreed
plancon does everything better anyways
i find spears mildly fun at best, its just kinda boring only stabbing
i know i dont like it either but the plancon is just 🔛 🔝
im guessing plancon is the correct term for the spear with additional spikes
i may be wrong but the one with the straight spikes in plancon, but the one with the offset spikes is called a goedendag (i think, probably wrong tho lol)
why is the only option when you die to go back to the menu bruh i dont wanna click around to try to get the same loadout
cause you're technically creating a new character when you die and go back to the menu, i do wish they would add the ability to just choose your weapon or create loadouts or something tho
might take multiple cuts
yes just very very difficult
like a lot probably
if you have the big knife it should do the trick
if you get the cleaver its easiest to do, just gotta hit em right
flamberge swords would be so cool
i have it but the guy has neck armor
oh yea you're probably not getting them then lmfao
go for like the first or second tier
hey what should i charge into people with
- longsword
- axe
- plancon
- mace
yall when I press the alt key for too long it pops my keyboard language up, how do I fix?
upping the gore maybe will help?
it might help, but if it doesn't happen just go to the first or second tier and go for it there
Has this effect anyone too? lmk
i dunno that seems like a windows setting or something, i haven't experienced that
aw it just despawned
damnnnn
you holding shift and alt at the same time?
so i unlocked the baron will i have it unlocked permanently?
yeah on free mode
i find it quite comical when you take a photo of a very intense looking moment and when you exit photo mode willie just flops over
ooooooh so it just reseted it to beggar but unlocked on free mode cool
first time i beat uc baron js dissapeard and i had to do it all over again
welp upping the slides made it so easy its no even funny
i got him first try
im happy tho
i can finally move on
thanks kor for encouraging me to up the slides
Oh that does seem to be the case
know a fix?
nothing except changing the binds for your alt language
the only bad thing about doing it all over was the time consumption, and this was before i got better at beating all of it fast
yeah i agree
but now looking back
eh it was worth it
i also hit some nasty hits
in all of my runs that i did i hit so many neck shots
what is you guys favorite class to use?
knight and commoner
man at arms
longsword and greatsword for the win
makes sense
i like the higher classes but the worst part about them are the shields
getting around them sucks
TRUE
can u even use the baron weapon effectively like if u use it on his characther do u get a strenght boost?
im like YOU GODDAMN COWARD JUST DROP THE FUCKING SHIELD RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
I like swords but they aren't that efficient in the higher stages,
what baron weapon
billhook moment
still didn't get to final stage
that big ahh pole of his
ahh
pause
literally half sword pommel strike
what guards do y'all prefer to use
just a sec
willie willie warning guys
a pommel strike is nothing against a big fucking mace smashing in your head
idk the names
does trainer mod work on 0.5?
i'll have you know an effective pommel strike will knock a willie out
this one
pole axe
i got it from his hand but its so dam heavy
does the trainer mod work still?
awww
mhm fair
use half sword to deflect shield to your right then keep holding half sword and just let the tip of the blade sink into willie's neck
if you knock a willie enough times with the tip end of a blade he'll get knocked anyway
I DIDNT MEAN
its beautiful
..
this guy gets it
yeah but its massive
he's a big fella
half sword best technique
that too
LOOM AT THIS omg
half sword then just throwing your hands up when they swing at you
arm flinging machine
average willie npc kick
BROTHER
YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS MINE NOW
I warned you I would take it
how do i send pictures
he was depressed then
longsword willies shouldn't rush your ahh with their blades half-sworded
they're menacing sure but they get nicked one time in the neck and they flop over like a sausage on the floor
they never do that for me
they only do that when you have armor
love to see it
i try to have the most cinematic duels on planet earth when I see a willie longsword
do prefer peasant over commoner though
longswords are fine but fighting a wood axe using a small axe is peak
and vice versa
i only found out hoes can actually cut limbs because i've played a lot of peasant
i cracked someone running at me in the head so hard with a hoe i flipped him upside down lmfao
have yall ever turned someones head backwards
my favorite tier is uhh idk what it's called. militia? when you get a helmet. the longswords on that tier are really fun
Oh my god
looks like a cartel video
lol
DAMN
hit him with some omniman shit
why is tier 3 so much harder than every other tier in the gauntlet??
It is a cannibal from sons of the forest
bro got turned into a left4dead zombie
I never liked militia because of the billhook and plancon
bro skinned willie
I feel like Good ol’ joe in his prime physique could still lose to Baron tramp because of his size.
you mean the boss or tier 3 in general?
the t3 boss is really stupid i agree
i’ve beat him with pitchfork easy
peak image
the boss
if you try to block or parry you either smack the sword into your head and die or it just immediately kills you because he breaks thru the block entirely cus his sword too big
all the bosses are marginally easier when u use spears
go forward and strafe to the side whilst aligning your blade to his neck
assuming you parry that is
almost always the boss hits vertically so you can just slide right through if you don't get your head down to where his blade is going
did any of yall kill a guy by boosting yourself by turning?
yes
just stab and then go back out to the side
then after he swung stab
pitchfork in his thigh or leg is very effective
cba?
btw anybody got any idea if the full game is going to be multiplayer?
what exactly is it with the stat-rank-check channel, what rank can you check there?
cant be bothered
guys i just got a draw in half sword
When i open Half Sword and it gets to "choose level of displayed violence", it doesn't choose. how do I solve this problem?
oh
no plans for that rn
the only thing i can consistantly do to beat the third boss is to go slow-mo and wait for him to swing then dash forward and swing for his arm or neck
4th times the charm eh? Also no politics 
the ultimate challenge is too hard because whenever i started doing good It crashed despite if i lower blood
damn
that would be so sick
how do i get pic perms
they are surely considering it because so much people want it
lvl 2
nice
no political it is about joe before his political career and baron is the president’s 18 year old 6,9 son and i’m talking about who would win in a fight
how do i get that
it's more important to me that the base game gets released without a hastle
being active and talking or smt idk
its really funny when you pull it off
There’s a reason Joe and barons names are automodded. Politics is an umbrella term
I DO TAHT ALL THE TIME - I CUT A GUYS HEAD OF
talk talk
bye bye
damn
wait
brother thats the wrong way
But joe is no longer the president. If i can say obama does that count?
whos gonna stop me tho
no caps - sorry
stop spamming man, just talk like everyone else
It does count, but Obama isn’t a controversial figure like joe and the t family