halfsword-chat-⚔

[dapper trail]

the dent is enough

[lime solar]

neat, though I'd love to see the visual of the helmet shattering as well lol

hey if they're defeated/dead

[sinful bobcat]

Metal doesn’t shatter easily

It doesn’t at all

[solemn holly]

but good sir, metal is not a brittle material, it's not going to shatter

[radiant kelp]

do armor pieces fall of or no?

[sinful bobcat]

You can maybe dent it enough to create a hole with jagged edges

[solemn holly]

if you cut their limbs off, i believe so

[sinful bobcat]

Helmets

Obviously

Well no

Hats fall off, plate helmets don’t

[solemn holly]

helmets used to fall off in the old demo when their heads exploded

[lime solar]

okay then I want polearms that have pikes to pierce plate armor, like yknow, they can lol

[sinful bobcat]

[fossil summit]

Anyone got a graph of sorts showing the weapons of the commoner class?

[dapper trail]

https://youtu.be/7Q7GTowZa2Q

[fossil summit]

Im trying to figure our which longsword is the lightest

[dapper trail]

maybe the t1 longword

since its the smallest

[fossil summit]

Yea but whats it look like

[dapper trail]

idk

[solemn holly]

unless you're riding on a horse i don't see the armour being pierced

[dapper trail]

nvm

[sinful bobcat]

It shattered because of a fault in the solidifying stage

[dapper trail]

still :C

[solemn holly]

also it's an incredibly tiny piece of metal

[dapper trail]

it was thicc tho

[sinful bobcat]

Wouldn’t be used for plate armour

Not the same properties

[dapper trail]

fine i retreat my argument

[sinful bobcat]

Different type of metal

[dapper trail]

hence i give up

u have won

[sinful bobcat]

Hate to do that to you

[dapper trail]

i js wan do see medal shat

[solemn holly]

no medal shat

[dapper trail]

:c

[sinful bobcat]

Now say ‘for the love of god’ while putting your hands up

[dapper trail]

😮

nuh uh

[sinful bobcat]

Then death

[dapper trail]

nein

[sinful bobcat]

Off to the abyss with you

[dapper trail]

a duel to the death is in order

DUEL

[sinful bobcat]

Nawr

Abyss for you lad

[dapper trail]

-BANISHED-

[sinful bobcat]

The champions can be so hard

[torpid mortar]

rocked his shit

[dapper trail]

too big

[molten galleon]

Are we for ruzz

[radiant kelp]

Candlestand is the best abyss weapon imo

[torpid mortar]

agreed

[sinful bobcat]

Axe

[dapper trail]

good ol' fist

bc it feels like candlestand got nerfed honestly

and for a good reason

[radiant kelp]

its op as fk

[dapper trail]

still

[radiant kelp]

I can take that brute out with ease

[torpid mortar]

the next round:

[radiant kelp]

ref do something💔

[torpid mortar]

that blood on his arm isnt mine btw

thats from me hitting him

[dapper trail]

🥀

[radiant kelp]

I wouldnt be able to do that

[dapper trail]

me neither

[radiant kelp]

Highest i got is militia and first round I just got spiked

[dapper trail]

:/

[torpid mortar]

i reset my game cuz it bugged when i ate shit on the floor

[sinful bobcat]

Show the top level

[torpid mortar]

its naked outside of free mode

[sinful bobcat]

Sh

Ah

[radiant kelp]

I love how you can just go absolute apeshit with fists

[torpid mortar]

its guantlet but harder

[stoic steppe]

finally I made it to baron zzz

[jolly ivy]

vro how do enemies make me ungrab them while theyre literally gripped onto me with full force

[radiant kelp]

Why do they sometimes just not accept your mercy and behead you

[bright rose]

its gauntlet but abysmal dogshit

[torpid mortar]

low grip strength when youre knocked down

[torpid mortar]

basically

[jolly ivy]

no i mean in the match start

like i grab them and they cancel the grab and beat the shi out of me

[bright rose]

kicks

[torpid mortar]

kicking or just shaking your dumbass off

[radiant kelp]

Will the demo stay free btw?

[torpid mortar]

hopefully

[radiant kelp]

As long as this version stays free Id play it all day

[dapper trail]

whats yalls fav tier too play as

[bright rose]

greedy indie dev vs poor ass players

[dapper trail]

just casual yk

[bright rose]

solder with volgue

soldier*

[fossil summit]

I would pay for this game

[torpid mortar]

t3 longsword

[bright rose]

it solos anything

[radiant kelp]

Commoner

[dapper trail]

same

[bright rose]

when its finished, although it seems the main gameplay might change from just duels

[torpid mortar]

spare him?

[bright rose]

no

[dapper trail]

js normal sword and no armor combat is peak

NO

[jolly ivy]

just stabbed a guy in the stomach and left the knife there

after that he got beaten to death

with a chair

[bright rose]

it is done...

[fossil summit]

Oh yea no demos should be free always but the full game im 100% buying if its got a price

[torpid mortar]

swordless stab

[bright rose]

if its not £20+ for early access i will too

[dapper trail]

willie forgot to cut his nails

[torpid mortar]

the hook of doom and despair

[dapper trail]

willie solos fiction

are you paying with normal settings

[torpid mortar]

fuck no

how would i be doing that to a max class with low settings

😭

[native minnow]

somehow, I managed to play as a tier 5 at tier 1, and got my shit ROCKED lol

[torpid mortar]

bitch slapped

willie stare

[dapper trail]

AAAAAA

should be a horror movie

[dapper trail]

did u see how scared i got

[molten galleon]

Was not that scary vro 💔🥀

[dapper trail]

:I

[radiant kelp]

knights hate to go against you ong

[torpid mortar]

did you see that one ss that i made of fighting a boss

ive posted it like

[muted atlas]

weren't the devs working on a weapon customization menu for half sword? i saw a video once of a demo

[torpid mortar]

6 times

[jolly ivy]

the only way i seem to beat up people is by swinging my mouse left and right at lightspeed

[torpid mortar]

@radiant kelp this one

[jolly ivy]

are they blushing bro

[torpid mortar]

thatd be the contrast.

if someone blushed as they got punched so hard their neck snapped

id just stare at the body for a hour straight

[willow linden]

hello

[torpid mortar]

bro

i grabbed this fuckers buckler

and both my arms just

snapped

what the fuck bro

[quasi gale]

Weak Willie

[torpid mortar]

does he know?

[dapper trail]

i think i punched him

willie

how do you post images here

[torpid mortar]

lv 3

[dapper trail]

oh

well

ill js post it in photography

look

[willow linden]

can someone help me figure out how to pick up weapons from the ground

[ocean cloak]

e

[willow linden]

ah

[glass forge]

press e or q and pray you don't trip

[idle crane]

Level 2

[torpid mortar]

same thing ngl

[native minnow]

Oh dear gods, I chopped both his arms off in two seconds

[willow linden]

i just beat the first boss by cutting off his leg whithin 3 seconds

[radiant kelp]

Theres no fucking way that an axe tears off my limb when it lightly touches my skin

[radiant kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/dooku-why-whatchasay-starwars-light-saber-gif-5276397

[native minnow]

yeah, the axe is a fuckin' lightsaber lol

well, specifically that bearded axe. thankfully, the fancy small-headed one doesn't, and the big two-hander actually makes sense

[rough crater]

I would argue the weird bill/bushaxe is better due to its faster swing

[native minnow]

except that people can wield it with one hand and still cleave you in two

[radiant kelp]

the small one is a mini lightsaber

I chop heads so easily with that thing

[native minnow]

spiky stick (idiotically referred to as a 'godendag' by most youtubers, when it's actually a [insert french word that starts with P here]) is best

[radiant kelp]

the first boss is harder than the 2nd one

[radiant kelp]

isnt it goedendag?

[native minnow]

no, plancon

[radiant kelp]

Wasnt it some kind of dutch/flemish weapon

[native minnow]

godendag is a club witha spike on the end, basically

[molten pasture]

Why does my game keep crashing

[dapper trail]

ult or normal

[molten pasture]

What

[dapper trail]

ultimate challange or normal fights

[molten pasture]

Ultimate challenge

[dapper trail]

ah

then its to be expected

[molten pasture]

So the ultimate challenge is my pc crashing?

[dapper trail]

almost everyones games crash on uc

[sinful bobcat]

For early game?

[radiant kelp]

that thing pierced through my chest at my highest point

[sinful bobcat]

Like peasant/commoner

[molten pasture]

Imma make my graphics low and try

[native minnow]

dis is godendag, not yet in game. spiky stick is plancon, with a french swirly thing at the bottom of the c not replicable on my keyboard

dis plancon

[molten galleon]

Tuffalicious

[native minnow]

smaller than in game, but still owchie

ouchy*

[honest thorn]

Plancon a picot

[sinful bobcat]

Seeing that stick gives me ptsd

[molten pasture]

Seriously is the game crashing in ultimate challenge a feature or what

[worn pond]

Not in game? That is definitely in game! Use it all the time.

[molten pasture]

Best weapon in the game

[torpid mortar]

did he block correctly chat

[rough crater]

Yea. Farmer tier

[balmy grotto]

when i go to small buhart the teams attack eachother, or at least the other enemy team does, is my game bugged/should i reinstall? (would send pic but cant)

buhurt*

[worn pond]

Hey, same thing happened to me. It usually happens after playing too long. Just exit the game and give it some time

[balmy grotto]

thanks man, glad i'm not the only one

nice pfp btw

[idle sigil]

hey guys i had a question i completed half sword but then i clicked gauntlet and everything reset is there a way i can get to the ending again without having to play all agaIN

[worn pond]

You too!

[balmy grotto]

Thanks!

[torpid mortar]

the uppercut of despair

[quartz bough]

is this clean

better as smash

[dapper trail]

there is in no world that wouldnt be clean

first one was cleaner

[quartz bough]

ye

[torpid mortar]

swordless stab

[dapper trail]

oh

[quartz bough]

thooo

[dapper trail]

i can upload images

IM LVL "2

YEY

[torpid mortar]

counter bodyblow

[raven plover]

this always happens to me while im holding the plancon

[dapper trail]

damn person look at this

[serene tulip]

Those wide swings are nice. I like to mixup depending on range, and use the wide to uppecut when I get the chance, cuz fun

[torpid mortar]

i tabbed off, he got up and hit me a few times but alr

[dapper trail]

did i do good?

[torpid mortar]

good shit

[dapper trail]

yey

[idle crane]

they mean the goedendag isnt in game

[dapper trail]

eyy

i killed baron

fists

[idle crane]

has been shown tho. So its possible it may be on the game eventually

[dapper trail]

ooh

STAFF

ME LIKE

[quartz bough]

tho rush method is still faster

[rough crater]

Gonna go about Willie’s head and neck with a stout Stave of ash

[serene tulip]

if itsn't stylish I don't want it

[torpid mortar]

got his ass floating with a corkscrew

[idle crane]

[quartz bough]

throwing out of arena is extremely efficient even vs full armor

thats the thing

and our chars are strong enough to literally throw them

[serene tulip]

I don't care about efficiency

[dapper trail]

are you saying "mmm" in the backround or am i imagining things

[quartz bough]

lol

[quartz bough]

thats not me but ye

[dapper trail]

ok

what

oh well

[serene tulip]

Also why throw them out of the arena if you want to be efficient. Just punch them hehe

[torpid mortar]

three piece

[dapper trail]

hey, i beat barons shitty ahh

[torpid mortar]

his body was open mb

[torpid mortar]

4 hits btw

[neon terrace]

is the ultimate challeng crashing for y'all too?

or just me/my pc

[dapper trail]

its crashing :C

and i think i can speak for all of us when i say that

[rough crater]

I fixed it by turning the violence down to the lowest setting, graphics to the lowest, and adjusted the frame rate down

[torpid mortar]

i think i like playing body shots

[neon terrace]

oh

[torpid mortar]

like how risky it is feels good to me

[neon terrace]

playing the game like that is kinda buns

[torpid mortar]

yet another swordless stab

[rough crater]

Yes, but it allowed me to compete the gauntlet

[torpid mortar]

this is what i mean

i missed the first one and hit his elbow

then i got dropped

then i got back up because he was in alot of pain

then i hit a good shot at his ribs

[radiant kelp]

3rd time being sent to the abyss as a commoner

[torpid mortar]

we all hate commoner boss

[neon terrace]

wish they added headbutts

would be fun

[radiant kelp]

4th time now...

[neon terrace]

just avoid the first two attacks and then strike

[torpid mortar]

you can literally do that.

[neon terrace]

how can i play the bosses again after reaching the ultimate challenge?

[cerulean quartz]

what is the best weapon at veteran

[torpid mortar]

the face has rigidity and hardness

itll hit like a buckler if you get the right force behind it

[neon terrace]

ye but kinda like "kicking" in the demo

[torpid mortar]

that just makes it more reliable

yk if you fuck up a headbutt you can get brain damage right?

and of which

is really easy

[neon terrace]

ye

[torpid mortar]

my point is that its realistic.

headbutting shouldnt be reliable

at all

[neon terrace]

how do you even reach baron idk

oh

i remembered it

the last boss before the challenge

commoner boss prob hardest boss in the game

[dapper trail]

i hate his range

timeline of events -

[torpid mortar]

ill let y'all assume what happened to him

[dapper trail]

look at my timeline

[torpid mortar]

peak

[dapper trail]

his helmet is like

like

idk man

[vapid hull]

Is he okay?

[dapper trail]

no.

i dont know if all the dents on his helmet mean something

but

hes most certaintly not consious

[torpid mortar]

or alive

[neon terrace]

candle holder best weapon in the game

[torpid mortar]

was the exchange even worth it?? 😭

[willow linden]

👍

[dapper trail]

guys

i beat someones pants off

bottom exposed and all

bloody tho

[willow linden]

nice

[torpid mortar]

dayum.

[neon terrace]

genuinely hate when the npcs surrender before you even do anything to them in spoilance

[dapper trail]

i relate

[willow linden]

i kill them either way

[dapper trail]

HA

legendary dagger

[torpid mortar]

ai gives too many body openings

like

WAY too many

[dapper trail]

prime bruce lee

[neon terrace]

ues

yes

[torpid mortar]

then i hit the followup like bruh..

LOWER YOUR GUARD A LITTLE 😭

[radiant kelp]

theyre medieval peasants and your like bruce lee to them

[hearty cipher]

nobody ever finished ultimate challenge without modifying damage settings, and im ready to bet on it

[torpid mortar]

just the fact that they leave their body open and protect their face more

[dapper trail]

guys on a scale of 1 to 10 how AWPDOAOWDJAOW is this man

i can see his ribs

[short cape]

deude FOR REAL

[torpid mortar]

thats literally street fighting tactics

[dapper trail]

boutta but him on the bbq

[torpid mortar]

boxing*

[short cape]

all theses NO SIRE who are sliding damages

omfg

[torpid mortar]

if theyre medieval peasants then they should know how to square up

back then

[neon terrace]

my game just crashes on it

[dapper trail]

did yall see my image :C

[torpid mortar]

they didnt fight like boxers today

they fought protecting their stomach so they could fight for longer

their face wasnt the main focal point

ever

[neon terrace]

7.5

[torpid mortar]

you can take multiple hits to the face but youll eat shit and die if you take too many blows to the liver

like 1 or 2 youll literally just fall over and pass out

they needa change the ai istg 💔

[hearty cipher]

im waiting for someone to prove us wrong

you are a real brother i can tell

[torpid mortar]

LIKE??

[vague abyss]

guys, I'm having a problem, every time I try to enter the game, I just CANNOT, I get to that screen to choose the level of violence, I go to choose and NOTHING happens, I get stuck on that screen, my mouse moves and the music plays, but I can't continue. Help me, I'm desperate.

[torpid mortar]

PUT YOUR GUARD LOWER BRO 😭

[short cape]

we are woke to the truth

awaken

[torpid mortar]

like i have max dmg on both sides

this is just sad

[dapper trail]

guys

i spawned too many

like

TOO many

[torpid mortar]

step in

[willow linden]

how do you do that?

[torpid mortar]

this one was justified

i went through his guard

[dapper trail]

half sword enhanced

-mods

[willow linden]

ok

[dapper trail]

i spammed N - spawns big willies

[neon terrace]

do eyeballs pop out in the game or they just cover in blood?

[dapper trail]

they dont pop out at least

[neon terrace]

ye but like

[dapper trail]

dont get coverd by blood either

js there

[neon terrace]

they evaporate

[dapper trail]

its like they are apart of the skin

if you slashed it

[neon terrace]

oh

[dapper trail]

its js a line

the eye itself

is js a thin layert

layer*

[neon terrace]

i was skinning a guy and he just evaporated from my game

[dapper trail]

thats normal

after a long time

after killing someone

they d i s s a p e a r

[neon terrace]

anti lag feature?

[dapper trail]

prob

no idea really

happend while making my body

[paper falcon]

BRUH

THE MOMENT I BEAT THE BARON TWICE

IT CRASHED

[dapper trail]

aww

[paper falcon]

oh well

[dapper trail]

have you seen my pic

[paper falcon]

i managed to beat him with a battleaxe this time

[dapper trail]

the one above

[paper falcon]

holy shit

tf did u do

[dapper trail]

hehe

[neon terrace]

how can i beat him again?

like

og

oh

forget

i got it

[paper falcon]

Just pure dedication, number of ragequits, patience, and alot of swinging

[dapper trail]

i slashed him multiple times with a sword and then proceded to carve away his remaining clothes with a shield, while at max strength provided by half sword enhanced.

[paper falcon]

lmao

[dapper trail]

a

[paper falcon]

The good part is my progress got saved

lets goooooo

[dapper trail]

yay

ig

[neon terrace]

nah I asked because i didn't know how to het in the fight

he's kinda smart tho

lol no way

i resetted my character

by breaking his neck

didn't know it

[dapper trail]

in lobby?

[neon terrace]

ye

[dapper trail]

ah

yea its pretty fun

to snap his neck

[neon terrace]

now i got to beat the gauntlet again

[dapper trail]

yay

😄

ive been on dc way to long now

[jovial elbow]

I just have to say I fuck with this game hard

[dapper trail]

based

[radiant kelp]

Bro this fucking commoner boss

how do you even approach this guy

[dapper trail]

hehe

dont.

i mean

luck? maybe?

[willow linden]

somehow i beat him first try

i used longsword thing

[dapper trail]

nice

[willow linden]

i love going into commoner 1v1 matches and beating them within 3 seconds

[radiant kelp]

me too but now its like impossible

bro 10th time in the abyss with the same character 😭

I hate commoncer

[noble burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/drugbusta1-gif-6615366545959979992

[radiant kelp]

and finally my legend died 😔

[dapper trail]

DANG IT

uc crashed again

i

am frustrated

[alpine canopy]

is there any way or mods to like turn off the death screen so you can still see the world rather it going black??

[dapper trail]

YESSS

I BEAT IT BEFORE IT CRASHED

[sinful wraith]

guys how can i stab ?

[dapper trail]

double click m1

left click twice*

[sinful wraith]

thanks

[glass forge]

or hold alt

[dapper trail]

np

yes

for stabby mode

[sinful wraith]

the last level is very hard

[glass forge]

i prefer alt

[sinful wraith]

i cant pass the third enemy

oh ok!

thanks

[glass forge]

knives are good too

for stabbing

[radiant kelp]

I can hit this peasant boss with this stick how many times I want but he just doesnt go down

[north depot]

Am i the only one that feels like the npc's are fucking t-800 or whatever terminator shit they are like bruh?

[sinful wraith]

i fell like this in commoner level

[north depot]

i was playing the baron fight to get baron

[river kestrel]

The first boss feels like you’re dealing with Satan himself in the progressive mode

[deep drift]

Guys I have a 4070 super and im lagging when theres more then 5 people in the game

Does anyone know a fix or sum

[radiant kelp]

the peasant boss is some jedi or smth I swear

[river kestrel]

Thats just the way it is idk why

[deep drift]

Bruh

I lag a ton even when I have low graphics and no blood

[north depot]

and guy had cut biceps tendons stomach and had a sword driven through his lung and he was still FUCKING STANDING

[river kestrel]

I can run RDR2 at almost max graphics and cruise at a smooth 60 which is good by my standards

[deep drift]

Same

[river kestrel]

It’s wack

[deep drift]

4090 sound better then a 5090 ngl

[tender quest]

what graphics setting you got the game on?

[deep drift]

The 50 series was a disapointment

[deep drift]

Normale I have medium

And v sync on

I have a 60hertz monitor

1080p

[deep drift]

It's crazy cus I saw someone with a 3070 and 5800x running the smoothly as hell

[mighty nexus]

Jump to original message

[deep drift]

Is the ryzen 5 4500 better then the 3700x

?

Cus that's what I have

Ima upgrade soon to a 7800x3d

In a few months

[tender quest]

does it run ok with just a couple extra npcs?

gets bogged down in buhurt?

[deep drift]

Nope, anything above 4 or 5 people makes the game unplayable

I meant above

[tender quest]

ok

[radiant kelp]

Bro I swear to god they arent even swinging their axe, it lightly touches me and I get decapited in half

[north depot]

SAME

[deep drift]

Buhurt is one of my faverouts but it litterly runs like my pc is 200 degrees but it's not

It's like 70 or 60

[north depot]

BROTHER MY ARM WAS CUT OFF BY THE BLUNT PART OF THE FUCKING AXE

[glass forge]

do you have gore turned all the way on?

[tender quest]

yeah i dont even bother with buhurt in its current state,

[radiant kelp]

Same bro he wasnt even swinging it touches my body and next thing I know im in half

[deep drift]

Yea but blood all the way down

I want more fos

Fps

[river kestrel]

Me too man

I just wanna be able to run the game as is

[deep drift]

Will the game be playable with a 7800x3d

?

And 4070 super

And 64gb ddr5

[river kestrel]

Like I keep losing fights in the abyss because of how laggy it gets

[tender quest]

you've made your point, you dont need to keep hammering away at the same nail my guy

[river kestrel]

I just can’t swing weapons effectively

[deep drift]

What's even the point of abys

[river kestrel]

Fun

[deep drift]

How do you leave

[river kestrel]

It’s basically just an endless mode

[deep drift]

Well that's the only flat screen game that I like

I only play vr

Like bloodtrail

That games fucking insane

[dapper trail]

I KILLED SOMEONE BY THRUSTING THEM WITH AN AXE

[night epoch]

Crazy

[river kestrel]

Fr

Halfsword is so fucking peak

[dapper trail]

😮

[north depot]

it's not it's janky as all hell

[river kestrel]

Me neither

[river kestrel]

I stand by what I said

[north depot]

agree to disagree

[dapper trail]

"half sword is so optimized guys!" "no, really i swear on my life"

[hexed orchid]

how to breed 2 charakters?

[radiant kelp]

whats the worst weapon for yall on lower levels

[dapper trail]

'

[frosty lion]

Sick game

[dapper trail]

WHAAA

[tender quest]

you've used quotation marks, who ever said halfsword was optimised?

[north depot]

the hook on a stick

[gilded lagoon]

glad he isnt overreacting

[hexed orchid]

i want them to make child, how to do that? is that in the base game?

[river kestrel]

Hoe

[hexed orchid]

do they have modeld dicks?

[radiant kelp]

Fr it doesnt slice at all

[river kestrel]

The hoe is so bad

[river kestrel]

Which one?

Like send a pic

[dapper trail]

SORRY MY LORD IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE

[radiant kelp]

No perms

[north depot]

just slap em at that point

[river kestrel]

Damn

DMs then

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/its-too-late-for-that-it's-too-late-spongebob-soap-clean-gif-17582546797892284390

[river kestrel]

My favorite thing to do is go ham beating someone’s ass

[radiant kelp]

the hook on a stick

[river kestrel]

Fists only

[river kestrel]

Which fucking hook on a stick

The one handed one?

[radiant kelp]

YES

[dapper trail]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[river kestrel]

OH HELL NAW

That shit is ass

[radiant kelp]

Yk whats even more ass?

[river kestrel]

The sickles are fine except for that one

The hoe

[radiant kelp]

the long stick that looks kinda like a shovel or smth

[dapper trail]

wat is gonna happen to me

[willow linden]

i run my settings on nearly as low as possible

[radiant kelp]

It doesnt do ANY damage to the first boss

[river kestrel]

The wood shovel?

[radiant kelp]

yea the 2 handed one

[river kestrel]

That one sucks

[radiant kelp]

Its good against normal peasants but that boss doesnt budge

[river kestrel]

The metal tipped shovel is fire especially if you aim it right

It’ll just slit throats

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/no-idea-idk-i-dunno-i-dont-know-no-clue-gif-5178996

[river kestrel]

The large candlestick is peak low tier

[radiant kelp]

ive never been higher than militia sadly

[north depot]

it used to be great at making him a paraplegic

[radiant kelp]

frr

[river kestrel]

It’s honestly really good up until halberds and other pokers

Pole arms

[north depot]

that i agree

billhooks are so hit or miss it's insane

[radiant kelp]

Ngl I havent felt the urge to play a game like this in forever

I love halfsowrd

❤️

[river kestrel]

I’ve never really used them much

[dapper trail]

me too buddy

me too

❤️

[river kestrel]

Too small of a blade and too heavy to make up for it

Good for keeping enemies at bay

[radiant kelp]

the normal sword is best commoncer weapon

[dapper trail]

yea

[north depot]

i do too but glitches enemies suddenly have 4x the strenght and u have 10% of your hp at all times is comical

[dapper trail]

longsword ❤️

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-twister-dragon-twister-swordsman-sword-gif-25156634

[willow linden]

❤️

[dapper trail]

no way

the first boss tripped and broke his arm

honestly i love that we can break willies arm now

[river kestrel]

I love maces for that

[dapper trail]

nahh

[river kestrel]

Just a loud crack and a broken bone commences

[dapper trail]

usually i just grab on to willies leg, and then try to do a spin kick

works every time

CRUNCH
🙂

[radiant kelp]

once I was fighting a boss in abysss and he hit me and I was send FLYING literally flying away from him like 10 miles away

[elfin coyote]

any news on the new mode?

[karmic ore]

how do you beat the ultimate challenge? i feel like i can't beat any of the enemies consistently except for the ones with the little sickle or knife or hatchet

[dapper trail]

for me

only use maces

[elfin coyote]

there is an end

usually long ranged weapons work best

since you avoid getting colateral damage

[north depot]

expect when get a knife and have to fight a guy with a sword

[karmic ore]

yeah i can't seem to actually beat any of the enemies carrying them though

[elfin coyote]

skill isue

[karmic ore]

like the guys with pitchforks just track me and i cant do anything abt it

[elfin coyote]

shields may also work, because of the extra protection they give

[north depot]

aimbot they just track u perfectly with no latency

[elfin coyote]

spin

[elfin coyote]

lag them

their brains live on your computer

[dapper trail]

im taking on the commoner boss rn

[elfin coyote]

make them artificially dummer by lagiing them

[gilded lagoon]

funny

[elfin coyote]

also avoid slow mo, I found that sometimes they have extra time to think

[dapper trail]

uh

update on the fight

i didnt make it sadly

[elfin coyote]

ok

its ok

[dapper trail]

hey guys

is willie a vampire

look at his teeth

[elfin coyote]

maybe

[dapper trail]

i made it back from the ABBYSSSADAWYDGA

[karmic ore]

its sad that its easer to kill the sword guys with kicking than with a knife

[glass forge]

wdym

just stab them

[dapper trail]

its bc willie is a kung fu master

POW!!

and they are dead

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-roundhouse-kick-murder-fall-gif-6805343826912238440

see

https://tenor.com/view/kick-half-sword-game-gif-10056831798817977592

[dim wagon]

Why Willie's pants turn white when I hit him in balls on menu screen 😱😱😱

[native minnow]

no, I was referring to the person that replied to me, who replied to my picture of the GOEDENDAG, which DOES NOT exist in game. The spiky stick in game is a COWARDLY FRENCH HOLE-MAKER, THE PLANCON

[elfin coyote]

nah its ez

[worn pond]

I see

[karmic ore]

i would if they needed to wind up when attacking you but they can just chain 4 swings together

so dodging a swing and going in just gets me cut in half

[elfin coyote]

then parry

[dapper trail]

hey

[karmic ore]

with a knife?

[glass forge]

you will get the timing right at some point

[elfin coyote]

its possible

way harder but possible

[fossil pagoda]

ahm

[dapper trail]

imagine if ALL slashes and punches and limbs that were chopped off lasted through battles. cool to see scars and ol' willie with a crutch

[fossil pagoda]

what is te so called ultimate challange?

[dapper trail]

final battle

wave mode in a way

[fossil pagoda]

is it tough

[dapper trail]

yes

[elfin coyote]

trully

[dapper trail]

and

[fossil pagoda]

😨

[dapper trail]

it crashes

LOADS

of crashes

[fossil pagoda]

am scared

[elfin coyote]

tru

[elfin coyote]

you got to the ultimate challenge?

congrats

[gilded breach]

u shud be

not because ull lose your progress or anything

[elfin coyote]

now getting out is the hard part

[native minnow]

you in a purple shirt fight against people that spawn around you, slowly upgrading their own armor and weapons, and you can loot their own armor and weapons when they die

[glass forge]

btw are they supposed to always drop their armor or is it random?

[elfin coyote]

I belive random

[gilded breach]

random

[stoic steppe]

gg the game always crashes with a fatal error

[native minnow]

good thing though: you don't go all the way to the bottom when you die in the final challenge. it's like a checkpoint before a boss fight

[stoic steppe]

cant complete baron

[elfin coyote]

blood issue

[stoic steppe]

😔

[gilded breach]

play on gentle and lower graphics

[dapper trail]

YES

I BEAT COMMONER BOSS

[fossil pagoda]

how do u unlock the final class?

[gilded breach]

gentle also seems to make u slightly tankier so it helps

[elfin coyote]

ultimate challenge

[fossil pagoda]

do i have to beat the final battle?

[gilded breach]

beat ult challenge

[fossil pagoda]

oki

[dapper trail]

-a

[native minnow]

increase damage to NPCs and decrease damage to player 😈

[dapper trail]

yes

[elfin coyote]

lame

where is your honor

[fossil pagoda]

can you lose charcater progress at that point?

at the ultimate challange?

[dapper trail]

think so

[native minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/reptile-double-trouble-shera-and-the-princesses-of-power-blinking-lick-my-eyes-gif-18724509

[elfin coyote]

you shouldnt

[fossil pagoda]

what

[native minnow]

basically, untimate challenge is a checkpoint

[elfin coyote]

that is the hard part

[fossil pagoda]

oh ki

[elfin coyote]

the ultimate challenge in fact is hard, both to get in and to get out

[gilded breach]

u wont unless some spectacular bug happens which aint likely

[fossil pagoda]

i got one shotted

[elfin coyote]

or you erase the save

[fossil pagoda]

bruh

[elfin coyote]

by the way there is a knife on the middle on the arena

[gilded breach]

i hope ur god is merciful yadda yadda ult challenge is abusive

[elfin coyote]

only at the first enemy

[elfin coyote]

trully

[errant imp]

tell me how i can get 12 fatal errors in 5 minutes

[elfin coyote]

in reward you get the most overpowered class in the game

[dapper trail]

WHAT
SINCE WHEN

[errant imp]

with the lowest graphics

[dapper trail]

when i died i had to start over

[elfin coyote]

lit the second "fools" update

[dapper trail]

wat

[fossil pagoda]

bro had a knife

and one shotted me lmao

[elfin coyote]

careful

the waves get increasingly harder

[glass forge]

yep knife is a deadly weapon

[elfin coyote]

if you loose a limb mostly that run is ded

[fossil pagoda]

i got to wave 7 i know

btw, is it skill to do this in only 2 days to reach it i mean

am i respected

[elfin coyote]

I beated the ultimate challenge on the first day

with all that crashes and more "difficulty"

[fossil pagoda]

damn

[elfin coyote]

really I think day 1 ultimate challenge was easier than now

without all the crashes

[fossil pagoda]

gotta love the getting knocked into the floor

and one shotted

[elfin coyote]

gotta get used to it

[fossil pagoda]

was already

lmao

[elfin coyote]

I belive the Abyss can get harder than the ultimate challenge

[fossil pagoda]

definetly

[dapper trail]

shi

[elfin coyote]

what is harder OG abyss, or now abyss

[dapper trail]

ive been on here since 3 pm

:C

:C

:C

[elfin coyote]

where?

[dapper trail]

the cord

[fossil pagoda]

i run into a axe LMAO

[dapper trail]

and half sword

[fossil pagoda]

Got my head cut to half

[dapper trail]

nice

🙂

ima head out

cya

[fossil pagoda]

one shotted the guard and got one shotted by another

[elfin coyote]

turn a little down the gore

[fossil pagoda]

wdym

i ain't cheating

[elfin coyote]

well

[fossil pagoda]

YOOO

[elfin coyote]

play on gruesome

[fossil pagoda]

JUST CUT OFF SOMEONES HEAD WITH A KNIFE

[elfin coyote]

and not on grotesque

[fossil pagoda]

why?

difficulty?

skill issue.

[elfin coyote]

no

unfair armor clipping

[fossil pagoda]

wdym

[elfin coyote]

and unfair cutting in half

[fossil pagoda]

ight ight

[elfin coyote]

on higher gore settings weapons tend to ignore more your armor

[fossil pagoda]

you gotta actually kill the knights tho lmao

[shell forum]

Playing baron makes me hope that there'll be a gamemode where you take a role similar to that of the grete champions

[elfin coyote]

blunt damage is there for a reason

[glass forge]

just ko them

[shell forum]

Brave Stand as baron is so much fun

[fossil pagoda]

i like cutting their limbs on

i beat ultimate challange yay

that golden enemy was ez coz of long weapon

[humble hazel]

I think I get it how to survive in uc more, but those stupid fucking unreal errors still happen and kill all fun

Every time at level 4

[elfin coyote]

damage settings?

[humble hazel]

normal

[pallid pendant]

Can i do the whole progression thing again after getting to knight?

[fossil pagoda]

normal

[elfin coyote]

after reaching ultimate challenge you cannot die to get back

but once you beat it progress resets

[pallid pendant]

so i gotta beat it ughhhh

thx tho

[quartz bough]

i magaged to record it

somehow

[shadow bobcat]

Guys when story mode release I wan Willy lore

[muted dock]

so i don't need to give up in time and can fight till end? And keep progress when ill die?

[potent geyser]

Does levitation still work BTW?

If yes how

[gilded lagoon]

first step

levitate

[arctic frigate]

How can i play vs beggars as a knight

[cosmic patrol]

Atleast he didn't overreact

[willow linden]

mods i think

[arctic frigate]

Thanks

[quartz bough]

definitely not

[tawdry lake]

how do i delete my save to restart?

[rough crater]

Such is the power of Willie

[quartz bough]

Willie?

[karmic ore]

just lost to the baron fml

[shell bronze]

baron easy

just slap him in the head enough times

[rough crater]

Have you considered hitting him in the head with a polearm?

[rough crater]

🤝

[karmic ore]

i had my plancon, i was so close

but my willie was just too injured

the worst part is i hit him in the head once and he stumbled

but didnt fall

😔

[river kestrel]

Wdym

[tawdry lake]

Im at the Gauntlet but want to restart from the bottom up

[river kestrel]

Either beat the baron or just select the peasant level at the very bottom and go

[short cape]

Im eating ramen and i just remembered how no sire are lying about ultimate challenge without dmges modifiers, i almost choked myself

[raven plover]

doing knight duels has been good for practicing overhead swings

i always fuck them up but in knight duels it’s like the only way to actually do anything lol

[frail pagoda]

but is only sandbox modus no ranking with points?

[fallow valley]

This is why I love playing at tiers that are a nice middle ground.

[river kestrel]

Wdym

[fallow valley]

Some armor, some weakpoints.

[raven plover]

agreed, militia/soldier are super fun

damn that was a good hit

[fallow valley]

His brain is now air cooled 🙂

Not that Willies have a brain though

[shell bronze]

once again i come to the conclusion that commoner is peak

[hollow gale]

Nah, veteren better

You get funny long stick that can be an axe, blunt, or blunt with a spike

[karmic ore]

first crash on uc, i feel honored

[slender hull]

wait wtf

I lost baron in free mode

how do i get it back

[latent moon]

i feel like this move is gonna make some fencers quite upset

[slender hull]

I lost the baron tier, how do I get it back?

[latent moon]

no idea

win gauntlet ig

[slender hull]

no way to cheat it?

[fallow valley]

True

[latent moon]

Not that i know if

[elfin coyote]

when you "loose" a hand what posture you adopt?

[molten pasture]

IS IT AN INTENDED FEATURE FOR YOUR GAME TO CRASH IN ULTIMATE???

[latent moon]

If i drop sword - spinkick
If i have sword - random flailing ngl

[molten pasture]

IM LOSING MY MIND

[latent moon]

turn down your blood

[shell bronze]

those commoner parries and ripostes are the best

[molten pasture]

I turned down graphics

But I’ll try that

[latent moon]

i beat it on low graphics because of how much the 4v1s lagged

[fallow valley]

Risk is fun!

[molten pasture]

I have it in low rn

[willow linden]

im forced to have it in low

[shell bronze]

real!

[willow linden]

otherwise my computer would die

[shell bronze]

especially since you know that a single flail from the guy you just killed can slice you in half

so even if you win the duel you still might die the same as him

[molten pasture]

Fair

[sweet hamlet]

is it just me or do abyss enemies hit harder than normal, I swear I get one hit KO'd much more often than even in Beggar

[karmic ore]

ok sidestepping ranged weapons in the best thing in the entire game

[rough crater]

Do the lanterns in abyss do anything except make light?

[latent moon]

you can kind of punch with them

[torpid mortar]

elbowed his ass

[shell bronze]

biblically accurate kratos gameplay

[sweet hamlet]

I like lanterns as pseudo-bucklers, not half-bad as a shield or at least blocker

[fallow valley]

[shell bronze]

another episode of successful ghost of tsushima larp

[warm helm]

first we had the spin kick

now we have a jab

[torpid mortar]

idk what happened to his arm but alr

[hearty cipher]

Day 153 of people lying about finishing ultimate challenge without using damage modifiers

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-gif-26525477

[torpid mortar]

spare him?

[jolly gorge]

well

[jolly gorge]

for now yes

but ideally you want to kill him slowly

[split shuttle]

anybody know if were going to get crash fixes sometime this century?

[jolly gorge]

slowly slash at non lethal places like his heel

wrist

hips

dont stab, high bloodloss and mortality rate

when youre done

go for a throat swing

[torpid mortar]

does it look like i have a sword?

[jolly gorge]

oh sorry, but for fists

beat his ass

[jolly gorge]

correct

heres a stickr

[torpid mortar]

he died from that

[jolly gorge]

⭐

[torpid mortar]

this one hurt a lil

[molten pasture]

I DID IT

I BEAT THE GAME

[torpid mortar]

1-2

[karmic ore]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/ke76jkKsY-PRk8w_w?invite=cr-MSw1QjQsMjc4ODIwNzMx
i dont like pitchfgork guys

[torpid mortar]

its

not that hard to go around it

[mint wadi]

That looney tunes strength

[latent moon]

damage modifiers dont work in ultimate challange tho
-# i tried

[mint wadi]

Are you sure.

I'm pretty sure they do

[short cape]

Omg again a no sire liar

[latent moon]

for me it didnt?

[short cape]

Coward

[solemn holly]

they worked for me

[glass forge]

sometimes they work sometimes they don't

at least for me

[latent moon]

did you just lock in?
i turned on damage modifiers and finished the ultimate challenge right as the baron broke my leg

[solemn holly]

i could not lock in because of fatal errors, lag, and not wanting to fight 4 knights at once

[mint wadi]

I'm totally not using damage modifiers.

[latent moon]

lag was crazy

i took like 2 breaks

[solemn holly]

turned damage to npc way up and got through all of it

[latent moon]

does npc damage work?

i still got damaged like normal
not sure about npcs tho

[glass forge]

i know if you turn the damage to you up and damage to npcs down it works

to npcs worked like half of the time tho

[upper wigeon]

Dislike this language for these devs. They've been so fast with such a small team