halfsword-chat-⚔

[limber nymph]

1/4 sword rn

[glossy halo]

demos been in a playable/public format for going on a year now. it sucks to have a bad night with my handicap and just...feel like i cant play my zen/comfort game

[loud river]

1/50th sword more like

[glossy halo]

rebinding keys isn't some advanced level feature

'ive played plenty of release demos w that built in

[loud river]

I get you man I do, but unless someone mods in that functionality, it’s not reasonable to expect the devs to take time out of developing the game to implement QOL features that aren’t necessary until launch.

[errant igloo]

Understandable grief but You have to understand the game is being made for millions of people. It'd be very difficult to try to get to everyone's issues all at once

[loud river]

Best you can do is make your issue known in #1047240101152960525

[lunar oxide]

idk dude it seems like there focuses are elsewhere. Some of the tech they've been showing off is some really neat stuff. I imagine keybinds are the least of their issues.

[oak surge]

Bro what if the devs added cavalry to this game. Horse physics

[zinc field]

guys whens full knife and quarter axe

[errant igloo]

how about tenth gun

oh

that's actually hard

Tenth Gun sounds like a fucking fire Western game lol

[zinc field]

WE NEED TENTH GUN NOW!!!!!!!!!!

[errant igloo]

Maybe Hangar 13 can make it lmfao

[limber nymph]

Protagonist is, quite literally, part gun

[errant igloo]

A Western game about an orphaned kid 😤

[limber nymph]

Like a hand or something

[glossy halo]

catering to handicapped people on a generically basic level should have come before advance ue5 blood physics. feels bad that allowing people to be able to actually play the game isnt a generally higher priority as ive seen in plenty of other f2p/early acces/pre alpha/demos

i get what yall are saying...but it doesnt change those facts

[short trail]

got cursed with 3 fatal crashes in a row

[limber nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/gamba-gif-25945486

[zinc field]

blud got cooked

[lunar oxide]

I mean I get it, it sucks, but at the end of the day if it really is that crippling of an issue there are ways to work around it. As someone with a disability I hope that you'd understand that.

[zinc field]

blud got cooked

blud got cooked

[glossy halo]

also, this isnt gen chat, was trying to raise interest in a topic relating directly to the game.

idc

[zinc field]

its in its demo bro

theres gonna be lots of bugs and glitches

[glossy halo]

but it feels like this is getting away from itself lolol

[errant igloo]

just close this topic honestly

Nobody is right here lol

On one hand his issue IS valid

[zinc field]

bro expects so much from a demo

[lunar oxide]

This chat always gets away from the actual topic. That's nothing new.

[errant igloo]

but on the other hand. It's not a full game yet

[lunar oxide]

usually circles back

[glossy halo]

love how poeple show their colors without realizing

[zinc field]

"mshow"

"mshow"

"mshow"

"mshow"

[errant igloo]

🤫

go sit in timeout for a second

you're being stupid

[glossy halo]

lmao. imagine making fun of a handicapped person in a public discord server

[lunar oxide]

Literal child

[zinc field]

i have a mentality of a child

[lunar oxide]

Clearly

[zinc field]

im just naturally stupid

[errant igloo]

yeah you should be treated like one then

go sit in timeout

[lunar oxide]

nap time now buddy

[zinc field]

its afternoon

[lunar oxide]

exactly nap time

Now shut up and sleep.

[zinc field]

lets go

i sleep.

[zinc field]

Ok

[limber nymph]

Speaking of, I shall be taking my leave to slumber.

I've laid out enough Willy lives in this brief moment to satisfy my eternal bloodlust.

[lunar oxide]

Go to bed and stop beating Willies.

[limber nymph]

aye aye, capt'n

[lunar oxide]

Unless your into that kinda thing.

[errant igloo]

never

[glossy halo]

idk. i played a demo a few months back, i think it was called cyberpunk arena? it was a super hi-fidelity, crazy intense, fast paced, triple a seeming game, made by an underground dev studio. it had built in keybind change functionality.

[lunar oxide]

Then continue

[glossy halo]

this game has attracted a lot of attention and awareness

[errant igloo]

We beat Willies 24/7

[glossy halo]

so it would be nice to see

as i said, ive seen plenty of demos with that feature built in

[astral tiger]

Why is there such a big difference in difficulty between gauntlet and ultimate challenge?In gauntlet, I destroyed everyone, but in the ultimate challenge, I'm humiliated.

[lunar oxide]

I'm sure keybinds will be added. Just probably in early access.

[glossy halo]

i feel the opposite lolol

[errant igloo]

My friend. Just because one game has something doesn't mean all games will have it at the same stage. Have you heard the term "everyone goes at their own pace"?

Key Rebinding WILL be added

It just isn't added yet.

[lunar oxide]

Demo or early access? There is a difference. This is literally just a play demo of a small slice of the full game.

[glossy halo]

it was just one example. it wasnt exceptional, it was just a counter point to the idea of "this is a demo, dont expect too much"

i do get what ur saying

but saying its just a pre release doesnt really ring, when others have it

from the rip

[errant igloo]

I'm 17 years old and broke. Does that mean I suck because there are 17 year old billionaires?

[glossy halo]

bruh this is game dev. that metaphor makes literally no sense

they could have had a single coder doing it from launch and itd be done by now

XD

its been going on a year now

[humble bloom]

I don't entirely understand why rebinding isn't a feature either.
I don't know if they've addressed it directly, it might just be an issue of nobody asking about it yet or something.
Maybe it's not as simple as it sounds to implement, I have no idea.

I want it because I really need to delete the slowmo key.

[lunar oxide]

The biggest sin is rebinding it from lock on.

[glossy halo]

facts, thats another one that screws me, i can just still do actions during it so it isnt as bad

lolol

the c key fully kills all momentum and resets your willies hands

[jolly gorge]

Hey is anyone else having a hard time to opening the play test right now?

[glossy halo]

and has gotten me instakilled so many times

[humble bloom]

I just hate slowmo in general, I'm so much more used to full speed.

I'm like a house fly, I can't recognize the threat if it's going too slow.

[jolly gorge]

it tells me failed to open:not released. I got excited and went to the store page and it not released.

[humble bloom]

The playtest is merged with the demo, download or update your demo.

[lunar oxide]

The slowmo does feel maybe a bit to much. Feels like walking in molasses.

[humble bloom]

There's very many big changes

[glossy halo]

and to be clear btw, at this point, i dont really want them to divert from the intended course of dev., i really like this game and want it to complete at its pace. but it sucks to see most games currently that exist, period, have the ability to rebind, and this one doesnt and hasnt since its initial demo release.

[jolly gorge]

oooh this update looks very good. I like the head tracking that cool

[glossy halo]

and that just feels lame at times when my hands bs is acting up

[jolly gorge]

I only hope they ad some pvp I think it would be super fun. but keep the pve modes and possibly make a score counter for how many rounds you win with a highscore

[glossy halo]

THAT i do get why they dont have

that feels like, if anything, a post release "lets see how much money this makes" sort of thing

afaik they want to work in a local couch-co-op mode, like split screen...OR in the very least, you could force a local multiplayer instance with mods or something, like the game as it is, sort of allows for that

i dont remember

[lunar oxide]

That's pretty much their official statement.

[glossy halo]

yeah. cause hosting servers would cost an astronomical amount for an indie dev

[jolly gorge]

true

[glossy halo]

esp with how many people already play half sword

[jolly gorge]

Like I would be ok with no matchmaking but instead being able to ad friends maybe in a pve mode of the gaunlet would be super fun and use this discord to find people to join you as well.

bro the abyss is kicking my ass

[zinc field]

guys

who will win? 10 barons or beggar

[wild citrus]

LUNGE

god it's so laggy in the footage

you can barely see it but I kicked right before I struck, that sort of gives you some extra forward speed

[summer pollen]

we both got into a clinch and fell over after i tried to smack him with my offhand fist

but i had the better position

[winged anchor]

what do u use to record clips like this

[wild citrus]

medal

[random crescent]

the gauntlet is so difficult is it an achievement in itself to even reach the first level

[summer pollen]

i managed to get this enemy to dual wield

[pulsar pasture]

I genuinely don’t know how to finish the last part of the gauntlet it’s sincerely pissing me off

[jolly gorge]

fr I am getting clapped by the first boss with the axe.

[random crescent]

I meant last

not first

[pulsar pasture]

Takes all my focus to not get overran by severely armored and over numbered dudes trying to run me down just to stumble on someone’s weapon by accident and get my arm sliced off

[random crescent]

For the axe dude just bait his attack and try to get double candle holders or something

[jolly gorge]

I am meaning first 🥲

[random crescent]

fr

[pulsar pasture]

And that’s even if I make it there bc the drop rate for armor is abysmal

And decent weapons

[random crescent]

can’t do nothing without sustaining a critical injury

[pulsar pasture]

Ya you’re genuinely paper machete at base damage and even grazing an armored enemy or even just a guy with a big stick on accident is an easy knockdown

And there’s never been a way to defend yourself on the ground against some naked peasant in the first place nevertheless 3 6’8 heavily armored men coming at you with military grade weaponry

I’ve had more men push me on the ground and touch me than the average 1970s era male hippie

[jolly gorge]

man I think there is a bug at the begining I can't sprint at the start of the match and if I hit shit I can't move

[pulsar pasture]

You need to wait a second beforehand

just let the sprint go and press it again

[summer pollen]

why is willie's spine exposed from his mouth

[snow raven]

bro i can't play half sword what are the system requirements

[crude flower]

They are high requirements

[snow raven]

like what

[crude flower]

This is unreal 5 plus it's physics based and the shaders are crazy

[snow raven]

i have directx12 🔥

[crude flower]

I have a 2080 super/R9 3900x and i run it pretty okay

What does that even mean

[coarse jolt]

Thrusts in this game are so unrelaible so when you get it right it's so rewarding lol

[snow raven]

but a nvidia gt 1030 😭

i need to up my driver bro

[crude flower]

Directx is a higher requirement

[crude flower]

Try 11

[snow raven]

yes sir

[crude flower]

I do think it's possibly gotten lower requirement wise lol

Compared to playtest

Not by much, but i can run high DX11

Blood and gore is also big

[raw finch]

once u reach ultimate challenge you dont lose your stats right

[gloomy crater]

the first boss is so OP

i also just suck very bad

[raw finch]

all u gotta do is get the knife at the middle and cut him in half

[gloomy crater]

i cant even get to the knife lmao

look at game footage

[crude flower]

Run around the fella

You have a whole arena

If you're lucky you can find the really big candelabra type deal and stab with that

[loud jackal]

Are they gonna add an audience to the game or are we fighting for zero reason

[crude flower]

The reason is freedom

[loud jackal]

Fade if you wanna win don’t play first person

[crude flower]

First person is epic

[gloomy crater]

i was just trying something different

[crude flower]

Unless you have a visor

[gloomy crater]

cinematic ashl tho

[loud jackal]

dude some guy left a sword in my chest and i survived and i tried to pull it out and it ended up ripping me from the head down

[dense mantle]

did my willie shit himself after pissing all over his clothes?

[loud jackal]

100 willie vs bear who lives

[loud jackal]

shissed himself

[coarse jolt]

Again with the thrusts

[zinc field]

guys

my hs enhancer no no work anymore

just crashes my game as soon as i launch it

[heady cradle]

Have you tried restarting?

[loud jackal]

i swear the commoner boss fight is too hard

[heady cradle]

It’s not that hard

[zinc field]

it's not really

u make him attack then strike him

btw thx

[heady cradle]

Just use the pitchfork form from the farmer

[loud jackal]

he literally attacks at light speed

[zinc field]

I'll try to restart

[heady cradle]

The pitchfork from farmer can outrange him

[loud jackal]

im not good w the pitchfork im only good w the longsword

[zinc field]

you just hold click

Don't move ur mouse

[loud jackal]

hes especially hard in the abyss when you lose your character

[zinc field]

and run into him

and hope for the best

[heady cradle]

Use the alt key

To hold your spear then just hold click

With that you can stab with the spears effectively

[zinc field]

[heady cradle]

Guys I’ve just broken a dudes spine leg and amputated his other arm in one stroke of my polearm somehow

Btw the dude also glitches and when I struck it launches him out of bounds to the wall and he bounced back as the crumped mess

The armor is also broken

[zinc field]

I beated a man and broke all his bones in his body

using my fists

I'll just send u a screenshot

[loud jackal]

oh boy i sure love the fatal error message!

[zinc field]

i beated his ass so much his bones started showing

he had a shirt btw

[loud jackal]

had

[loud jackal]

its so damn annoying when they cut through your helmet

[paper falcon]

What the fuck

[tawdry vale]

https://tenor.com/view/brandon-herrera-internet-akguy-gif-25964252

[heady cradle]

I had been battering a dude in the head with my mace for well over 7 minutes

[tough moat]

Is there an option to play the old abyss that was the demo?

[heady cradle]

I grabbed my sword and sliced his neck in one go somehow

[loud jackal]

yeah at the bottom of main menu

[heady cradle]

I think there is an option called abyss

[mellow marlin]

how does one grab without letting go

[tough moat]

No, I mean the beta-y version, before they merged the demo and the playtest.

[mellow marlin]

i hold them for one second and then my character is just incapable of holding for longer

[tawdry pelican]

Hand injuries?

[loud jackal]

BRO?

[snow gulch]

i made my grip weird somehow

[paper falcon]

What are the odds, he stabbed me with a knife to the face, I cut his head off with an axe

queue What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong

[pallid oar]

cold

[jolly gorge]

i got a fatal error screen on half sword

i was on the vet grete champion

[vague inlet]

when will online be a thing

[pallid oar]

"Do you think you can sneak up on me?"

[jolly gorge]

how do i send my poleass (poleaxe) win

[paper falcon]

I kind of like this photo for some reason, left willie kind of did some sort of Mayweather lean back

anyways that's enough Half Sword for today

[versed talon]

I hate fighting spears, Like I hit his spear out of the way and try to move in to attack, And I end up just walking right into and get stabbed directly in the neck 🥀

[dawn fjord]

GUYS how do you create your own custom loadout in ovrdths selector mod

[tawdry vale]

I move to the left until I am in range, then I Half Sword to keep the gap closed.

[paper falcon]

One way is if you're able to corner them on the sides, that way they won't have that reach advantage on you

[versed talon]

I try to move to the right or left or hit it out of the way and then they just track me, And if its like that spikey thingy (idk the name) they can just hit me anyways, it's just bleak 🥀

[paper falcon]

ah yeah, the spiked club (plankon if I remember correctly) is a pain in the ass to fight against

[tawdry vale]

Yeah, the Plançon is a bitch to fight against.

[pallid oar]

should i put this in photography?

[paper falcon]

No need to ask, just go for it xd

[tawdry vale]

Nobody really cares where you put it, it's fine

[versed talon]

its only fun when i use it

[paper falcon]

Yup, thats pretty much how it is

[versed talon]

but spears do become easier to fight if u have just a bit of armor like in soldier or veteran because they cant just hit u in the legs or torso

or a shield but i dont like using shields...

[paper falcon]

Yeah, it also takes alot of patience and timing to find an opening depending on the boss or weapon you're fighting against

The Commoner great champion is probably the 2nd hardest boss I fought right next to the Baron, but that's just my opinion ofc

[ashen trail]

is it just me or are the legs glitching out ?

like when i try to run my guy just marches

[zinc field]

that's called fancy walking

[ashen trail]

would be useful if my guy is in a ball not a fight to the death

this guy just trips when im trying to swing

either i got my guy drunk on pints on beer or theres a glitch messing with the running animation

[kindred mountain]

At this point the devs need to add a gorilla which you can fight with it

[ashen trail]

can it be harambe?

[pallid oar]

NOOOO MY FUCKING AXE

i tried picking it up but it decided to fling itself up

[paper falcon]

How tf did your axe fly that high up in the air

[nimble abyss]

Love how the game loves crash

[ashen trail]

turn the gore and blood off

[tawdry vale]

Flings up axe with mind

https://tenor.com/view/i-can-imagine-anything-imagine-smart-big-brain-huge-brain-gif-5334238097904652592

[urban jackal]

i tripped over a sword and died

sometimes i hate this game

[keen bay]

Finally got to golden knight, but he got really lucky stab into my armpit

[heady cradle]

helicoper helicopter

[heady cradle]

also somehow sometimes the willies gets up in 2 seconds while you take longer than a snail crossing the entirety of the us to get up

and in abyss I somehow broke my neck when transporting there and died

i died at the man to arms boss

[pallid oar]

i wonder if they will update

[urban jackal]

so many times i die, its in a stupid way thats not my fault

[heady cradle]

i fell on a hammer on the floor and i got executioner styled decapiticated by the first boss on my first try lol

[urban jackal]

theres a mod on https://nexusmods.com

search up half sword

[heady cradle]

k

[urban jackal]

makes standing up fast

[heady cradle]

ye

ill just grab it later

anyways they should buff blunt weapons against armor

so many times ive hit willies in the gut with my pole axe and they dont flinch

yet when i grab my sword i slit their throat

in one go

also they shouldnt make stabs so lethal in like 3 seconds

i got stabbed by a knife but i cut off their arm first

i somehow died first before i could get the win

[glacial citrus]

just beat the abyss baron

[keen bay]

I just find voulges much more effective than any polearm 90% of the time

[weak dune]

hello how do you change the key binds ?

[glacial citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205139306750939217/1367445256122925147/Desktop_2025.05.01_-_13.15.53.09.DVR-00.00.32.046-00.00.55.002.mp4?ex=68149c22&is=68134aa2&hm=b022de1f1aab0db1efbce9b3667d92603d116a4fe2914cb8b2ab24b07586a08e&

nevermind

[faint drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124763554394943518/1367447543100870727/image.png?ex=68149e44&is=68134cc4&hm=bf3c2d819e58804684f3808eb85ef9540f5ac4e10bff63fed5c300a9018e3a14& i won it....

[desert acorn]

I keep trying

[weak dune]

how do you change the key binds ?

[desert acorn]

but even with no blood, no gore, minimum damage on both sides (thought maybe it was due to not being able to calculate some hits) and two graphic settings lower than my usual, I still get fatal errors in the utimate challenge

@weak dune no way to do so in the game, it's very annoying rn

[tough yew]

my honest reaction to that information

[scenic zenith]

i just heard a willie cry before he died

[flint pasture]

any new updates recently?

steam says so but cant see whats new

[scenic zenith]

last known update was a hotfix back in 8th of april

[desert acorn]

we're not getting any new content drops between the playtest-demo merge and early access

[tough yew]

no more updates till early access

[flint pasture]

😦

[desert acorn]

we can't expect to get the whole game for free now

[scenic zenith]

should i be concerned about the eye?

[flint pasture]

for sure lol

[tough yew]

da what

[wind charm]

⭐ react this if you also hate tower shields
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxR4G2QxUXOvbqC5_2Uun-LxhPnqyoVqty?si=sOi07Ux74F7wkUdI

[heady cradle]

Rn I just lost my knight run

The abyss is frikkin rigged

I was given a candle stick

And the first opponent was a dude with a pitchfork

I beat him and I died to a dude behind me with full armor and an spear

Then right before I died 3 more showed up with iron clad armor

[dry heart]

Did they figure out a fix yet to why the game fatals on the final boss fight? if you aren't fast enough it fataly crashes

[glacial citrus]

i dunno, it runs pretty smoothly

[heady cradle]

Ngl I’ve had fatal crashes at the start of boss fights aswel

Or when something gets cut off it has a slight chance to fatal error

[dry heart]

i so far always fatal at the point where there's two half armored people and then that one almst fully armored dude

as soon as i kill all three, fatal.

[heady cradle]

It might be due to the unique physics

The game has to render all of the individual pieces I guess

[dry heart]

its a thing they should address ngl

stops a lot of people from actually beating it

[heady cradle]

Rn I lost on knight because when I spawned in my armor glitched

And it glitched me into the wall where I instantly died

[dry heart]

want me to give you my save? i know how to give you all you need

[quiet thunder]

Всем хай русские есть?

[heady cradle]

Ehh it’s alr

[dry heart]

i have beaten the game before

[heady cradle]

I’m at veteran again

I do want to beat the game legit

[dry heart]

fair fair, but you would at least have the guy unlocked in free play

you can still beat it legit

[heady cradle]

Oh so your save has the Barron on free play?

[dry heart]

mhm

[dry heart]

im also at the final lvl so you can try beating it

[heady cradle]

K can you send it later

Thanks btw

[dry heart]

i'll hit you up in the dms, and teach you how to do it if you wanna just d it now lol

since i wont have time later

got things to do with the hubs

[heady cradle]

K I’ll look later thanks!

[wind charm]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxmbK4IzI899rYGMkNN_LMVK3k6Em1W20S?si=YYrb9ZhO5WKaQQGr

[dry heart]

jjust dm me when you got time

[heady cradle]

K

[quiet thunder]

what boss appears after the thousandth record in the abyss

[jagged stream]

does anyone have advice on how to beat the phase 5 boss

i lost to him twice and i dont know how to beat him

i have a polearm as a weapon

[tough yew]

gilded man

[quiet thunder]

can i get a screenshot of what this is or who it is

[heady cradle]

Wait the soldier boss?

[jagged stream]

yes

its unfair i am unarmored except foir my chest and head

i tried to bonk his head but its to no avail

[heady cradle]

The one I used for that fight if I remember was the militia

[tough yew]

hes the guy on the right

[jagged stream]

really? why

[heady cradle]

With the spear the that has spikes

[jagged stream]

do i use spear with alt

[heady cradle]

I did that once but with the spear with spikes I just bashed him in till he died

[quiet thunder]

спасибо (thanks)

[weak dune]

Thanks bro

[jagged stream]

do u mean the bat or the spear with tiny spikes at the tip

[heady cradle]

It’s like the bat spear thing with a bunch of spikes at the end

I can’t send since I’m not yet level 1

[jagged stream]

same

but its not an actual spear

its more like a bat, right?

[heady cradle]

Yeah

[jagged stream]

ohh alright

i will try it

[heady cradle]

But you can also spear with it

Oh I’m lvl 1 now

[jagged stream]

he cut off my arm in in instant

[heady cradle]

I still can’t send images

[jagged stream]

u need to be lvl 2

[heady cradle]

Oh

Use alt aswell

If you use Al’s and smack him you outrange him by a bit I think

[jagged stream]

i couldnt get close

[jagged stream]

no he has a polearm

[heady cradle]

Ik

[glacial citrus]

The only thing that starts to run like ass is a small buhurt

[jagged stream]

yea well neverfucking mind i lost my character

[heady cradle]

Oof

[jagged stream]

since when do 3 people jump you in the abyss

[heady cradle]

Me too

I died on knight

I grabbed a candle stick and beat the first dude

I got jumped by 2 dudes with a spear and once with a great sword

All had armor

I killed only 2 of them before I died

[jagged stream]

me too

i had a knife

and a hat

and killed 1 dude

then he had a falchion and an axe and armor

i took a candle stand and he decapitated me

[heady cradle]

I killed the last dude but his sword managed to kill me when I tripped

I literally tripped on a sword and died

After the insane 1v3 fight with a candlestick I had lol

[jagged stream]

i must saya

say

candlestick are really strong

[heady cradle]

Yeah for a weapon that early

What I did to kill the armored guys at the other end there’s a spike

I just slammed it in their heads and chest

[jagged stream]

A spike?

[heady cradle]

Yeah at the end

[jagged stream]

ohh

yea where the candles are

i deflect their weapon, then stab

bc i hold their weapon back and then thrust forward

Really cool

[heady cradle]

Also this guy after I beat him the first time

[heady cradle]

Yeah

Where are you rn

At the game

[sleek dagger]

Is the frog mouth helmet gonna be in the game

[heady cradle]

Idk

[sleek dagger]

Alr what about a joust gamemode

[jagged stream]

phase 2

i got a pitchfork

[crystal solar]

i would love to have a sandbox gamemode

[jagged stream]

and i lost to the champion

[heady cradle]

Of

[jagged stream]

there is

[crystal solar]

????

where

[heady cradle]

Did you survive?

[jagged stream]

no i lost

but i kept my progress

[heady cradle]

K

[jagged stream]

got hgim

[sleek dagger]

Free play but it’s not fully a sandbox you can just choose any class

[crystal solar]

yeah

[jagged stream]

stabbed him with my pitchfork

[crystal solar]

i know

i would like a sandbox mode

not free play

[heady cradle]

K

[sleek dagger]

Same

[jagged stream]

ohh my bad then

[heady cradle]

So you commoner now?

[jagged stream]

yes

[sleek dagger]

And maybe some custom maps for it like a big battlefield

[heady cradle]

Farmer boss: I used to be a fighter till I got a pitchfork to the knee

[jagged stream]

im militia now

what allegience do u all use?

i use the one where i take less dmg

[heady cradle]

Less stamina or damage

But I pick less stamina usually

[jagged stream]

u mean faster stamina regen

[heady cradle]

Ye

[jagged stream]

ohh alr

is that austria

or am i tweaking

i alr asked this

i did some research

it says its from habsburg but the game is set before 1800

[heady cradle]

The video above has a glitch with the unique physics

[heady cradle]

I think a maybe a bit before that

[gaunt sapphire]

i call chatgpt

[latent moon]

slight jumpscare

[jagged stream]

yes exactly its medieval

so 12-1600

before 1500 bc no muskets

[paper falcon]

Fuckin hell he just came out of nowhere

[heady cradle]

Of course

They didn’t even have sword back then in 1500 bc

[toxic terrace]

knocked your block off

[jagged stream]

they did

but i meant bc as in "because"

[zinc field]

some guy told me that china had guns in the 1400

[heady cradle]

Oh

[jagged stream]

hers not far off

[heady cradle]

I though BC like before Christ

[zinc field]

becuz

[jagged stream]

yea they did, i think the eyptians already had them

[zinc field]

LETS GO CHAT IM CONSIDERED SMART

[paper falcon]

Yes they did

[heady cradle]

THATS when like gunpowder got invented but the first practical ones was like 1700s

[gaunt sapphire]

we're doing europe so yuh

[zinc field]

european

european

euros

[heady cradle]

Oh yeah right

[zinc field]

euros

in swedish speed is fart

"Max Fart 5"

can y'all believe it?

in swedish it's not ishowspeed it's ishowfart

[heady cradle]

But I think like steel swords were around about the time from the transition from BC to CE

[jagged stream]

the militia champion is an idiot

i stabbed his crotch and he died

[heady cradle]

Welll

[zinc field]

you can die from anything bro

you can die from a paper cut if you don't treat jt

[jagged stream]

why didnt he dodge my long ass spear tho

[heady cradle]

THATS sounds super painful tho

[zinc field]

because the ai isn't smart enough

[nimble dirge]

Am i going crazy or did the game become way harder after beating it once??

[heady cradle]

Well say that to the hundred of peasants I’ve killed with the charge technique

[jagged stream]

are shields useful or is it too much cognitive function to make it useful

[jagged stream]

same tho

[zinc field]

say that to the peasant I turned into marmalade

[heady cradle]

Ehh every sword except buckler is good

[jagged stream]

sword?

[zinc field]

SWORD?!

SWORD!

SWORDS!!

[heady cradle]

It’s 11pm at my place I’m tired as fuck

[jagged stream]

damnn

yea but i meant if shields are too hard to use

[heady cradle]

You don’t really need to use them In order to protect you

[zinc field]

[heady cradle]

Just equip it

[jagged stream]

ohh alright

would u recommend blubt or sharp with a shield

or doesnt it matter

or does it matter idk

[heady cradle]

Ehh blunt isnt that good sharps are prob better

[zinc field]

gun

that's what I recommend

I'm not wrong tho

it's good

[jagged stream]

sir

the game is medieval

pve

not

[heady cradle]

Well if you miss your first shot your dead

[jagged stream]

the hood simulator

[zinc field]

no not musket

Glock 17

[heady cradle]

It’s medieval

[zinc field]

"Parry this you filthy casual"

[heady cradle]

The best thing they have is a flintlock I think

Which isn’t exactly armor piercing

[zinc field]

BUT.

it's a hot ball

it's my hardballs being shot out of a flintlock

[heady cradle]

..

What

[zinc field]

I'm talking about steel balls

that I own

[heady cradle]

Ohh

[zinc field]

I own some hard steel balls u know?

u fuckin dirty minded

[heady cradle]

It’s because I heard My at the start

I thought it would have been normal if it was just hard balls

[zinc field]

hard steel balls being shot out a flintlock

[jagged stream]

i cant believe this game

i ran over a torso in the abyss, tripped an dlost my character

[heady cradle]

Average run ender

[zinc field]

Average gamer complaint

[heady cradle]

FOK I TRI-

[jagged stream]

it is reasonable

can i progress if i voluntarily go to the abyss or is it useless

[gilded breach]

Useless

Tho using the abyss to skip over tiers can be a nice idea

[jagged stream]

damnn

[jagged stream]

thats what i meant im a genius

[idle crane]

This is set before flintlocks were invented. The only firearms would be handgonnes and early arquebuse

[wind charm]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxXh8wtwZvS6-x9w5d2hA6HcAKTivNA1q8?si=kyXqhNhEKNvsXXT8

The entirety of Halfsword in one clip

[tawdry pelican]

I concur

[tawdry pelican]

handgonne, one shot and then switch to a bonkstick

[heady cradle]

They aren’t good WITH armor

I smashed a dudes helmet for 4 minutes and he died from when I got a stab in the throat with my poleaxe

[crimson quail]

It took me too long but i made it to the highest level with damage taken at %200 and damage dome at %25

[jagged stream]

goes the masses of blood cause my pc to lag

or is it the many npcs

[tawdry pelican]

blood AND npcs

[jagged stream]

oh alright

ill turn it down then bc anymore than 1v1 causes my pc to lag

finally veteran

[lethal crag]

congrats

[jagged stream]

thank you

[lethal crag]

👌

[jagged stream]

should i even take a shield or is my armor shield enough

[lethal crag]

atp your armor is enough to manage, id recommend getting a weapon with some distance

and once you reach knight or man of arms dont even consider shields

[slate lotus]

i have a question, recently halfsword play test was removed from my account and just told me to unistall it i no longer have access, was this intentional or is it still available and my licence was somehow removed?

[lethal crag]

you have to get the demo

[jagged stream]

thank you verey much

[lethal crag]

the playtest has merged into the demo

[lethal crag]

np!

[slate lotus]

ohhh alr makes sense thank you

[jagged stream]

polearm or axe? im not sure whats more practical

[lethal crag]

np, enjoy the new game mode too (gauntlet)

[slate lotus]

Sweet ill have a try

[lethal crag]

its really up to what your better with, but polearm normally has more control

[jagged stream]

thank you

[lethal crag]

np

[jagged stream]

but the 2 handed axe seems really stable

but polearms have more range

tough choice

[lethal crag]

its all about weighin your options; you could use the test dummy to see what your better with

[jagged stream]

i forgot abt him

[slow lintel]

Hello guys! I downloaded enhancer mod, but I cannot get loadout to work. Like, I spawn a sword, equip it. Then press "Save Loadout" but when I proceed to next fight it doesn't spawn me with the sword.

[lethal crag]

the fellas at the #modders-guild-hall might know a bit more

[slow lintel]

Thank you, I also wrote in there!

[jagged stream]

MAN AT ARMS

HELL YEAH

[heady cradle]

Hopefully you get to the knight

[jagged stream]

I HOPE TOO

[slow lintel]

Good luck!

[heady cradle]

I use a sword at that part

[jagged stream]

really?

i can still change it but i thought the hammer-spear looks really good

[heady cradle]

Shields aren’t that useful considering your mostly protected

[heady cradle]

I just use the sword and slit their throat lol

[jagged stream]

they have armor

[jagged stream]

thank you :)

[gilded breach]

I like using the big shields to push willie around

[heady cradle]

Their neck isnt fully protected

I just half sword then slash their dead

[jagged stream]

but i need to kill them

[gilded breach]

And a warhammer

Thats what the hammer is for

[heady cradle]

For my personal experience I had cases where I hammer a dude wouldn’t die and killed me

He had armor

When there wasn’t armor yet they died in one strike

[gilded breach]

Get em to lose balance with shield and bonk the head with a hammer, quite entertaining

But its def not the optimal strategy

[sleek mica]

Blunt weapons don't have the right momentum build up

[gilded breach]

Thatll be polearm

[heady cradle]

Ik but how do I get knocked down if I get a mace to the head with a full helmet but if I do the same they’re fine

[gilded breach]

Mace to the head absolutely knocks em down for me

[heady cradle]

It might be some for of issue on my end

I can easily hit every time with a sword very accurately

But with the mace I hit and it doesn’t down them

Or a poleaxe

[gilded breach]

Sword are easier to hit with because u have the whole blade

With mace u need to hit with the head so its a bit harder to get a clean hit

[sleek mica]

Yes but momentum isn't working right for a lot of them

[heady cradle]

Ik but I’ve had time I hit them clean in the chest or head have a dent in their armor yet they still stand strong

[sleek mica]

Plancon vs Morningstar is like an apparent example

[heady cradle]

It think it’s like because of the slightly scuffed system you can’t generate power that easy

Unlike the Willie’s

I’ve had a dude with a pitchfork swing it like a hoe And kill me by hitting my leg and chopping it off somehow

[limber kiln]

Cool, the thing we saw many months ago. Once in the Valentin video, the other time in the dev build.

[lone escarp]

Will there be different gamemodes in the future?

[unborn frost]

Raggamuffin

[lone escarp]

And also, how historically accurate will the game be?

[idle crane]

Use the handgonne as bonk stick

[heady cradle]

You spin me right round

[gaunt sapphire]

#1367459053604700280 hi upvote pls ok thx bye

[coarse jolt]

Desperation came in clutch

[muted dew]

got hard carried by the good protective gear lol

[coarse jolt]

That's why armor is good

Especially when you have the shorter weapon

Though, with my favorite weapon it's pretty much impossible to have the shorter weapon

Pretty sure the billhook is the longest polearm in game

[muted dew]

Reach becomes less of a factor as armor improves

Breastplate + gamebeson is such a nice combo on t5

[warm trout]

Hello guys? did you experience bugs on "Choose level of displayed violence"

[warm trout]

I keep clicking gentle, gruesome and grotesque.. But im still stuck

@here

[solemn holly]

you don't have to ping the entire server for your problem

[warm trout]

i didn't ping everyone cuz i don't have perm

[solemn holly]

also heres the solution @warm trout

[lone escarp]

Does someone have the full game save

[vapid hull]

I disagree!!! !!!!

[lone escarp]

like fully beaten

[vapid hull]

I prefer to run the billhook for every tier lol, its soooo funsies :)

[muted dew]

I said less of a factor. and those willies didnt even try to block

[idle crane]

@warm trout Bug: Stuck on gore selection menu. When booting up the game nothing happens when making a gore selection.

Solution: Clean reinstall

Delete all files relating to the half sword playtest existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Navigate to and delete the Half Sword Playtest folder located in the following directory.
C:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common
Navigate to and delete the Saved folder located in the following directory.
C:\Users\<USERNAME>\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5

Finally, reinstall Half Sword Playtest.

be sure to get ALL files listed above before reinstalling, and it should work. Let me know your results!

[coarse jolt]

Makes for dealing with the shitsticks easier

[warm trout]

thanksss

[vapid hull]

They never doooo,

[coarse jolt]

Am I tripping or does lesser blood feel more violent?

[muted dew]

I just want the evil willies to lock in for once

[vapid hull]

I have so many clips of me killing placon users in the playtest

[coarse jolt]

I have decided never to use the plancon unless it's to beat the ish out of its own user

[vapid hull]

This guy was pretty well protected until he got stupid

[vapid hull]

Its good fun

[glad sparrow]

what about abyss

[coarse jolt]

I don't play abyss

[glad sparrow]

boring

[coarse jolt]

I like my predictable 1v1s

You ain't gotta knock what I like

[glad sparrow]

what, you don't like getting ambushed by three plancon users behind your back?

[glad sparrow]

Willie has such a sharp fucking jawline omg

[coarse jolt]

Wicked

[vapid hull]

Thats literally the only time I’ve managed to decapitate someone with the billhook

[coarse jolt]

I keep gore on low so I wouldn't experience decaps lol

[vapid hull]

I keep it on medium to low !!

I don’t care for it too much

[coarse jolt]

My pc is a tad old so I keep it on the lower end but decaptions can be funny

Like this

[light pike]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kc5Z07H1DzLvSGD1h?invite=cr-MSxGck8sMjg3NjQ4MDQ5

this is the best punch i will ever do in half sword bruh

[coarse jolt]

Dayum

Laid him out lmao

[sturdy grove]

im new, does anybody know how to reset your game, so you can play from the beginning?

[vapid hull]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/864788303584428042/1364405727619448926/7310EF1.MP4?ex=6814c21a&is=6813709a&hm=ff9d2faf0026ded54d54c033937996be73af11a29087a5958c993757378d4de6& kicks are cool :)

[sturdy grove]

im on the last stage but i wanna play again

[vapid hull]

Die

[sturdy grove]

what

[gilded breach]

Either complete it or delete ur save (SG gauntlet progress in local app data)

[vapid hull]

Thats how you reset a run

[gilded breach]

Dudes prolly on ult challenge

[sturdy grove]

alright ill see if it works

[warm trout]

already did this and re-installed it but still the same

[sturdy grove]

yea me too

[idle crane]

did you have the playtest?

[warm trout]

before but i uninstalled it

i can play normally before without playtest

[idle crane]

You may also have a version54 file that you need to delete to. And if not then something went wrong with the method and you should try again

[glad sparrow]

You know what you're right I hate abyss now

[exotic river]

man I keep gettin that bug everyone else is getting in the ultimate challenge, super frustrating

[vapid hull]

Turn off blood!!!

[slate hawk]

genuienly polearms feel so much worse than in the playtest

[exotic river]

I'll give that a whirl

[slate hawk]

every single one

[vapid hull]

OBJECTIVELY TRUE RAHHHHHHH

[slate hawk]

going from swing to stab spazzes them out you cant even use them

swinging feels horrible

[vapid hull]

They have no verticality and the new stance/grip is so weak floppy in inaccurate

[vapid hull]

Make a feedback about it !!!!!

[slate hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-no-way-noo-absolutely-not-gif-20244171

[idle crane]

I like polearms better now

[slate hawk]

why

[vapid hull]

They feel like they lost their stability. Spears especially

[slate hawk]

which is funny because it looks like AI has no problem using them

just the player character does

[vapid hull]

This is what playtest billhook was like !!!!!

[warm trout]

I already deleted files related to HalfSword and gonna install in again and see the result

[idle crane]

I feel the opposite tbh

[north glade]

theres a bunch of strange player only issues in the demo now

[gilded breach]

Looks like its weightless

[summer pollen]

You could consistently pierce armor with the billhook, that's how strong it was

[north glade]

like for some reason the player willie really struggles to keep upright while wearing armor

[exotic river]

thats so god damn sick lookin

[glad sparrow]

GAHDAMN (install a mouse tracker immediately plsplspslpslpslsp)

[vapid hull]

After playing playtest and demo back to back, I really dislike the demo’s handling

[vapid hull]

The spears felt easier to shtab with !!!

[vapid hull]

Maybes

[idle crane]

the demo just has more inertia which i guess is a good and a bad thing depending on what you do

[light pike]

frfr now willie is like so clumsy with 2 handed weapons

[vapid hull]

My issue is less with the physics, but from the fact that you can’t really attack vertically, and thrusting stance has been kinda gutted

[glad sparrow]

totally gutted, it's like having reverse aimbot when you try to thrust into somebody who's on the ground

[vapid hull]

Like they basically absorbed all of the polearm’s trait points in favor of only really going left and right in a sweeping motion

[vapid hull]

Make a feedback about ittttuhhh !!!!!!

[glad sparrow]

my spear is aiming directly at this motherfucker's chest, I move my house in a completely right angle forwards, and my spear swerves to the side around his chest, god damn.

[glad sparrow]

no I'm shy

[vapid hull]

People will agree with you!!!

[glad sparrow]

and everytime a newbie comes into the server like "Hey guys! I'm having trouble thrusting" everyone says "just halfsword" NOOOOO

[patent blade]

yeah spears are so bad now, i barely ever use them

[vapid hull]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1356770439988510767 !!!!!

Join this!!!!!

[idle crane]

Ive been vertically attacking and thrusting just fine. I feel like thrusting has improved imo

[glacial citrus]

Spears are good

[glad sparrow]

and unless you drunkard's guard which is a fucking physics glitch, you can't halfsword with your edge on the right

[vapid hull]

ATTACKING VERTICAL

[idle crane]

[glacial citrus]

Overheading

[glad sparrow]

also THIS.
if there's a pitchfork blade a sixteenth of an inch inside your left foot pinky, you will DIE! immediately
meanwhile preview willie can take 5000 clicks to the feet and never be dropped to the abyss

[latent moon]

yeah i dont know how to get it out ngl

[vapid hull]

This is just about the only clip where I’ve been able to get a solid downward strike

[glad sparrow]

crouch and reach out to grab it, you'll probably not survive in time though

[latent moon]

it was in the abyss
i wasnt dying from having it there,i died when i kicked to try to get it out and i moved it badly

[latent moon]

it was there in the 1st place because i kicked open a chest

[glad sparrow]

ok that still shouldn't make it sink in more, but grabbing it should work fine.

[vapid hull]

Oh and the left arm feels like it does nothing for the weapon

[stone moon]

dude fuck this game jesus christ

[desert acorn]

good start, hope I don't crash

[warm trout]

still the same @idle crane

[patent blade]

i replayed the guntlet and am at end of ultimate challenge

[desert acorn]

welp, fatal error again, nevermind

[patent blade]

entire round goes well

[latent moon]

Spears are cool,but CANDLESTICK!

[desert acorn]

not playing this til it's fixed

[patent blade]

then suddenly when baron appears, game is so laggy, baron just knocks me over

[glad sparrow]

next update end of year

[desert acorn]

that's update, I don't care for new content, that can come with early access I'm good with it

[vapid hull]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/836065169129603104/1364400972037881977/288C321.MP4?ex=6814bdad&is=68136c2d&hm=eeeac3b29ea5c44953e6fd78a192490155970b95ce76529cec2f31bb4845ad2a& i love how pushy the billhook is :)

[desert acorn]

all I want is a patch for the crashes we all get in ultimate challenge, that might come sooner than with a content update

[glad sparrow]

idk if they'll patch before the update that's why I mentioned it

[latent moon]

how the hell do u spin spears?!

[vapid hull]

With joy and whimsy in my heart !!

[latent moon]

fair enough

[desert acorn]

use the switch hands key when pulling back

and slam from the other side

[tawdry pelican]

Ahhhhhhhh

[latent moon]

O THANK YOU

[vapid hull]

True!

[desert acorn]

sometimes it can get a bit stuck though, but it works great on the longer polearms

my fav to spin is the billhook with the larger hook

it's absolutely deadly

plus since you're pulling back it baits the AI into attacking thinking you're wide open

but the momentum can bring it back with a lot of force

[gray walrus]

When u swing back press x and then swing forward immediately

It's a very easy move to do and very useful

[idle crane]

Do you crouch when you do overheads? I do and they seem to work fine

[vapid hull]

Naurrr

How do yours look?

[idle crane]

I dont have an clips atm and im playing something else with friends but ill try get some clips later

[vapid hull]

Oaky!!! :)

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/professor-oak-nod-gif-20029900

[light pike]

poor lil guy

[twilit escarp]

greatswords are incredible

[muted dew]

I would have died without the gambeson

[latent moon]

how?

[light pike]

half sword enhancer

[latent moon]

is that on nexus mods or something?

[light pike]

ya

[latent moon]

ok ty

[jovial pewter]

how the hell are you doing that movement tech..

its so satisfyimg

[nimble dirge]

is it just me or the game became way harder after beating it once?

[glad sparrow]

it's you

[jovial pewter]

real

the art of 'skill issue'

[glad sparrow]

it's just true though

[nimble dirge]

nah fr after finishing the final challenge i noticed the ai becoming way smarter and clearer?

like these mfs do combos now

[heady cradle]

Guys this has been going on for well over 10 minutes

[glad sparrow]

no it's just you

[nimble dirge]

damn

[heady cradle]

FINALLY

[vapid hull]

Gwuh

Press x

[astral wagon]

did they change anything last night? I feel like its much easier to swing how i want to now

idk if they changed the controls any or if i just somehow got better after taking a break

[gilded breach]

Rest in piece

[faint drift]

how u did it?

[astral wagon]

also the stabbing seemed easier but idk

[high sparrow]

Hey, how do I dodge? Like sidestepping.

I don’t see it in the bind menu.

[final crystal]

By using your sprint key while moving side to side and just being better and moving before they hit you

[soft osprey]

I can tell you with 100% certainty you are missing something. The clean reinstalls works 100% of the time if done properly

[latent moon]

legend has it hes still going

[marsh sandal]

Imagine a secret baron battle that says “”Immortal” willie” and is just a beggar that doesn’t give up and has 1000x hp

[mellow zodiac]

Im wondering what yall think about quiting to menu if you know you are about to lose. or holding g to surender. Cheating? fair? Thoughts?

[glad ore]

I just quit to menu since it takes ten fucking tests to surrender

Years*

[marsh sandal]

Also the hurt prompt doesn’t give you enough time

[glad ore]

That too

[marsh sandal]

There has been like 2 cases where I am able to get out of the hurt state by hurting the other willie

It’s kinda funny

[glad ore]

I remember getting my arm cut, and Willie charged at me while I was crumbling and impaled himself on my sword

[marsh sandal]

Lol

[marsh sandal]

It feels like you have a very small amount of lifesteal

[azure arch]

why no ox guard

i want to zwerchau 😢

[young oriole]

somebody help

I don't know what I'm doing wrong, I can't get past the serf level

[heavy surge]

say again

[young oriole]

Like, the first class

[lethal crag]

so the beggar class yes?

stuck on the boss?

[young oriole]

yes

[vapid hull]

Alt + moving the mouse forward

[true zealot]

We used to have that

[vapid hull]

There’s a sneaky little bug you can do to basically insta surrender

[true zealot]

In old demo (perma abyss) the final boss was MEANT to be a mirror of yourself (does the same moves you do) but it glitched and was turned into an invincible, weaponless Willie who was scared of you and ran away

[azure arch]

beat his ass

[lethal crag]

sorry for the late reply but try using the knife in the center, and if you get access to the giant candlestick try that too

[shy wind]

how do i restart gauntlet? just got to baron

[slow anchor]

Half sword demo vs Half sword demo now

[marsh sandal]

Beat the ultimate challenge

[marsh sandal]

New has better graphics in my opinion

[shy wind]

i crash with fatal error before i get the chance

[marsh sandal]

Lower ur gore level

[azure arch]

why is willy so drunk

he cant stand the second he gets hit whats up with this man

[marsh sandal]

How do you send in-game pics

[azure arch]

Yeah

[marsh sandal]

Dude this? Is my cause of death???

A cut on the shoulder

[azure arch]

Yep

[north glade]

ochs guard is in the game

although a right side ochs can be a bit janky

[marsh sandal]

Idk why I took a pic of this lol

[azure arch]

how

[fringe rivet]

you have a serious problem . . .

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-zoom-persuit-gif-17646381782073725526

i cant send a gif :(((((

[marsh sandal]

Embed fail

[fringe rivet]

?

[pallid oar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-zoom-persuit-gif-17646381782073725526

[fringe rivet]

ty

[pallid oar]

np

[marsh sandal]

It's when a piece of media accessed by link doesn't show or as we say, embed

[azure arch]

yes but no zwerch

😢

look willie knows quickdraw

[fringe rivet]

oh ok

[pallid oar]

ouch my fucking ears

[pallid oar]

https://tenor.com/view/gaster-undertale-gif-17483803

sounding ahh

[azure arch]

oops

sorry

[pallid oar]

i had tinnitus either way

didn't make much of a difference

[fringe rivet]

i have no more internet

my internet is limmted :(((

sad

reality

but what can i do about it nothing . . .

[vague niche]

can they and multiplayer in this game?> or is impossible?

[hazy sandal]

I don't think it's on the roadmap

Or if it is, then it's waaaay down the road

[sleek dragon]

and what's in the update for 2 GB

[hazy sandal]

...what update?

[sleek dragon]

Well, I had the game installed, I click on it and it downloads 2 GB

[hazy sandal]

That's the trojan

[sleek dragon]

from steam?

[hazy sandal]

The dificulty level of peasants on ultimate challenge is freakin ridiculous 😂

[devout hawk]

How do I look at my Halfsword photos?

Can’t seem to find em

[north glade]

the directory is "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword Demo\HalfSwordUE5\Screenshots"

[devout hawk]

Legend

[soft osprey]

#faq

[north glade]

looove using a longsword at higher tiers

[static pulsar]

I clipped half sword while arguing with someone and it recorded their side of the call

This is so silly

[grave carbon]

lads ive got a question, how does the abyss work?

is it the further you go out the better loot gets?

[true zealot]

are you using medal

Fucked up my single leg + grapple so I had to go for ol reliable

[worn heron]

Yep! 6 bosses, gradually gets more challenging and rewards better loot—

[true zealot]

help me

merch idea
Willie knife block

[marsh sandal]

HOW IS HE ALIVE???????

[true zealot]

because i say so

[grave carbon]

thx

[static pulsar]

Shadow clip thing

[static pulsar]

Nanowillies son

[marsh sandal]

We honestly need an arena with spikes on the walls and possibly ground traps

All natural holster

[dense mantle]

shittin on him no abtritt

[wet stump]

maces are fun

[marsh sandal]

Why did I instantly think of omni-gyatt

[wet stump]

they seem to do nothing and then you hear a crack and you instantly win as willie's lifeless body drops to the ground

[sleek dragon]

how to turn on photo mode\

[wet stump]

c

[shell bronze]

or he stops moving and writhes in agony instead

[wet stump]

not when you hit his neck and it cracks

[median moat]

I finally (barely) made it to the hit level of soldier in the hit game half sword!

[barren sigil]

Yo, I’ve been playing for a while and I’m looking for some mods to play, but I’m not sure which ones to use or how to use them. Any advice ?

[wet stump]

good you mentioned what game, i thought you meant Hello Kitty Island adventure! /s

[wet stump]

#modders-guild-hall

[barren sigil]

Thx

[median moat]

I do my best to avoid confusion 🙂

embed failure

gonna kill myself

[wet stump]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[median moat]

indeed

[wet stump]

"Have mercy on me, I spare thee beef!"
-willie, 14XX

[coral siren]

I've made up my mind. You cannot convince me the grete champion do not have some bigass AI Neural networks that learn how i defeat the bosses, then learn new moves to counter me

I usually just wait for the first guy with the axe to miss, then stab him, easy as anything

[wet stump]

want tip? i got tip

[coral siren]

this guy just fake swong his axe and then proceded to block my stab with his axe, but he blocked it so hard the knife deflected into my own neck killing me

[wet stump]

okay thats just flexing

[coral siren]

yeah exactly

this guy had the mental age of a 4 year old before

now hes developing

[sleek dragon]

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