#halfsword-chat-⚔

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agile zephyr
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MY GAME CRASHED AS THE FINAL GUY SPAWNED

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BUT I CAN STILL PLAY

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WATCH ME COOK HIM

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okay the game just said bye

elfin abyss
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game crashed instantly

agile zephyr
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do i still keep my progress

elfin abyss
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as soon as i killed one man

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you will keep the challange

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so your fine

agile zephyr
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i was fighting the gold dude

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do i get to 1v1 him again?

elfin abyss
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No

agile zephyr
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fuuuuuuck me man

elfin abyss
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not until you do the challange all over again

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BUT you keep your class

agile zephyr
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at least thats that

agile zephyr
zinc field
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I... AM NOT PETER PAN...

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bro lost to yellow lantern

remote vector
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im playing in first person, its awesome

zinc field
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me too

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i just ran into the head of a guys axe and died

remote vector
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hahaha

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awesome

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Im using it to practice with my edge alignment

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Im sticking with longswords as my singular weapon to master until I get really good at using it

zinc field
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I'm good at using any weapon

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I used 2 lanterns and cracked every bone in my enemies body using ot

winged elm
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any tips on beating a longsword with a knife?

agile zephyr
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pounce him and stab his head

remote vector
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Yeah, get in close and stab

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Or just run at him and stab

winged elm
remote vector
agile zephyr
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gold boy aint taking damage

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nvm hit his crotch

zinc field
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yall i took a photo of my char in abyss

agile zephyr
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i fucked myself

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i switched items and that made me fall

terse cypress
zinc field
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my character is suffering

autumn ivy
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I beat the ultimate challenge what is "challenge yourself in one life progression mode" and can I lose my golden dude in freemode or do I keep it forever

zinc field
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someone axed his foot off

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broke his arm

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got stabbed

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like dear god hes still alive

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the only arm i can use is his left arm

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his right arms too weak and broken to be used

agile zephyr
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I DID IT

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I HIT HIS FOOT AND SMASHED HIS HEAD IN

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FINALLY

zinc field
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nice

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good job man

terse cypress
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Murder is fun :)

zinc field
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heres an update on how my character is

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hes still suffering btw

elfin abyss
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whats his name?

terse cypress
elfin abyss
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we should heal after every defeated boss

deep shale
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HE NEEDS SOME LEECHES

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and some smelling salts

elfin abyss
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or atleast we could pick from a set of cards

zinc field
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he cant heal..

elfin abyss
zinc field
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his arm is still broken

agile zephyr
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oh wow

terse cypress
zinc field
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his foot is bleeding

agile zephyr
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i unlocked the fancy dancy gold armor

zinc field
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he is the chosen one

autumn ivy
terse cypress
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You will lose it if you run it again

zinc field
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hes just him man

deep shale
terse cypress
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Until you beat ultimate challenge again

agile zephyr
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WHOA IM HUGE

autumn ivy
terse cypress
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Hammer.

elfin abyss
terse cypress
zinc field
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im 1 handing the 3rd bosses sword

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using my left arm

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im such a pro

elfin abyss
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devs could we please get a system where everyboss we defeat in half-sword abyss we can choose from cards that either heal or hurt us

zinc field
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guys is he fine?

terse cypress
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Yes

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The god of lamp bestows his blessing

elfin abyss
zinc field
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i took it out

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and now i cant run

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if i run i fall over

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im such a determined soul

terse cypress
zinc field
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thank you lamp god

terse cypress
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Yes

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You are welcome, child

zinc field
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THE LAMP GODS BLESSING WORKED!

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I CAN RUN AGAIN WITHOUT FALLING OVER!

terse cypress
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Indeed

elfin abyss
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guy's...

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i just did a wombo combo on the axeman

winged elm
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anyone ever took two legs off with one cut?

elfin abyss
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i slashed him once and then a second time in the head then a third time in the left side

zinc field
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im such a fucking gamer bro

elfin abyss
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that split him in half

zinc field
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BRO LOOK HOW BLODDIED MY BODY IS

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MY ARMS ARE BARELY WORKING

terse cypress
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I’ve seizured a man’s leg off before

zinc field
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I CAN BARELY RUN

terse cypress
zinc field
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IM BARELY ALIVE

terse cypress
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You can do it

elfin abyss
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this game is bullshit

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how did i get brain truama from running FEET FIRST into a candlestick

terse cypress
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You smashed your skull on it

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Maybe don’t do that next time

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Not very good for Willie’s skull

elfin abyss
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BUT HOW DID I FALL OVER

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i was tryna pick up the candle stick but willie says.. HEAD FIRST!

zinc field
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just smashed 4 people dead

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im a gamer

elfin abyss
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that'll send you into the void

zinc field
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ik bro

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im in the abyss

terse cypress
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Lmao

zinc field
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i snapped his neck and that sent me there

terse cypress
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I love it when I snap his neck so hard he becomes an owl

zinc field
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i dont wear clothes, i wear dirty broken rags/

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his clothes are so broken bruh

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LAMP GOD I NEED YOUR HELP HES LOSING HOPE

zinc field
elfin abyss
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do i still get points for letting people who surrender live?

terse cypress
elfin abyss
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please someone answer my question

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i feel bad

zinc field
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thank you lamp god

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i managed to defeat them

terse cypress
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You are welcome

terse cypress
terse cypress
zinc field
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i just got stabbed in the heart

cunning nebula
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GUYS

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I BEAT THE BARON IN THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE

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AND I DIDNT LAG OUT

zinc field
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good job!

terse cypress
terse cypress
elfin abyss
terse cypress
zinc field
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lamp god...

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i...

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died...

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NO WAIT

elfin abyss
zinc field
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I DIDNT DIE

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IM BLIND

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HE STABBED ME IN THE EYES AND NOW IM BLIND

terse cypress
terse cypress
elfin abyss
zinc field
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unfortunately i bled to death

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but do not worry.

elfin abyss
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I am THE creature

terse cypress
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It is okay. You will rise again

zinc field
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john the 2nd is coming

elfin abyss
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Jon the second i am coming for you

terse cypress
elfin abyss
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YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME! foul being

zinc field
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i am god of 1 handed long sword

terse cypress
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I’ve killed people thrice my size with one lamp

elfin abyss
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WHERE IS MARK LEMI?

terse cypress
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and only one lamp

elfin abyss
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Where. Is. MARK

terse cypress
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I killed him

elfin abyss
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you will pay for this

terse cypress
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No

elfin abyss
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I WILL RUIN YOUR BLOODLINE LUMI

terse cypress
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not if I ruin it first

remote path
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Anyone think they should remove bodies turning into skeletons and disappearing?

terse cypress
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No

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it’s for optimisation.

remote path
zinc field
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no

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it gives effect

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and lore

terse cypress
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DID I FECKIN STUTTER

remote path
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Kinda lame though. Can't see my cool kills

elfin abyss
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Lumi.. we may have difference's but i agree with you on this

terse cypress
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Brother, why must you stab me

winged elm
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how did that happen

elfin abyss
zinc field
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JOHN THE SECOND HAS RISEN

elfin abyss
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i just searched up halfsowrd on the gif page

terse cypress
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(Wholesome ending)

elfin abyss
winged elm
elfin abyss
terse cypress
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I agree

elfin abyss
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how did he think it was funny

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stab him in the heart

terse cypress
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too quick and painless.

elfin abyss
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slash his arms off

winged elm
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also how do you get image perms

terse cypress
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By being better

paper falcon
terse cypress
elfin abyss
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pupa im level 2 and i can send stuff

zinc field
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yep john the second died

elfin abyss
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like this dude i tossed into a box

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also i spared someone and i got points for it

terse cypress
zinc field
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im gonna die and restart my progress becus its fun

elfin abyss
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im dead

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can the devs please add the ability to keep on going with out one arm

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or even two

remote path
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Yeah devs, if you can, leave bodies, I just kicked a guy in the head twice and he disappeared. I'm a gore fan, I want to see my work, not let it disappear instantly.

terse cypress
remote path
terse cypress
remote path
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Thank goodness

terse cypress
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Settings-game

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Underneath tutorial dummy

remote path
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Got it!

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Yeah, idk if arms should regenerate, but id like to keep fighting even one handed

zinc field
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh guys?

terse cypress
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If you don’t look like that then you’re okay

paper falcon
zinc field
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the games telling me im hurt, well no shit sherlock

paper falcon
terse cypress
zinc field
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no im not

terse cypress
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I am very much alive

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Voulge=guillotine on a stick

zinc field
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im very much fine

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im fighting 2 people while bleeding out

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im putting up such a good fight while dying

terse cypress
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You can do it, I believe

elfin abyss
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LET ME ONLY HAVE LEGS! PELASEEE

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also we should be able to crawl if we lose both legs

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ik we already can but cmon

terse cypress
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Feckin COD zombie style lmao

paper falcon
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As long as you dont look like this guy

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You'll be fine

terse cypress
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He’s fine

elfin abyss
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i dont know what that looks like

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but i assume its that

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with animal anatomy instead

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idk

terse cypress
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Wholesome picture

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Ignore the broken wrist

zinc field
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soloed three people while bleeding lol

paper falcon
terse cypress
zinc field
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unfortunately i died

terse cypress
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Dang

zinc field
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due to bleeding from the throat

paper falcon
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F

zinc field
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but whats crazy is that i soloed 5 people while dying

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the first two no armor

terse cypress
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Here’s an execution

zinc field
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and the 3 people with armor

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that was clean

terse cypress
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Thanks

elfin abyss
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willie is gay real

zinc field
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no

elfin abyss
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anybody can be

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let me reqord that

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reqord

zinc field
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atleast yall arent these two

elfin abyss
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,,

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willie is just like me fr

zinc field
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first guys body went to hell

terse cypress
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I actually like the baron’s poleaxe I’m sorry (no I’m not)

zinc field
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me when enemy cuts me in half

elfin abyss
elfin abyss
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im kidding

zinc field
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which bottom with which top?

terse cypress
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Yes

zinc field
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next guy i see im turning into minced meat

elfin abyss
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some actual unfairness happend

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i picked up an axe

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and then my character ran to the left at mach barron

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and then i fell over and died to a hammer beacue of how fast i was goin

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break willies neck then see if it can go in a full rotation

paper falcon
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I completely forgot how annoying it is to face against the Commoner boss

rapid bronze
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,0,0-0

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oops

elfin abyss
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pitchfork or axe

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i like the axe but i can do range with the pitchfork

paper falcon
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Pitchfork

elfin abyss
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plus i split two people in half with the ax

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ok

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WAIT

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i can carry both

paper falcon
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Yes

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Go for it

elfin abyss
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whenever i need to use the pitchfork i'll drop the axe

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i just pulled it off

clear pilot
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what do you call the spike part on the back of some of the halberds, also have they allowed the ability to twist the halberd to use that part yet

elfin abyss
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i knocked the axe boss over with the pitchfork and then i used his own axe to cut him down the middle

clear pilot
zinc field
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lets play a game

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i have a little puzzle for you all

rapid bronze
zinc field
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its pretty easy

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here u go

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connect which limb to where

elfin abyss
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alr

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did i do it right

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whenever you play halfsword with no music always listen to some of your own music

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it is i, Creature the tip giver

zinc field
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you forgot one arm

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its under the leg

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i have a harder puzzle

elfin abyss
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spear or pitchfork

elfin abyss
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its funny how i always die at score 600

zinc field
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its funny how i always die at 3000 scoe

deep shale
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its funny how i always die

zinc field
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its funny how i never die anymore

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your lucky to not be this guy

elfin abyss
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im in hell now

zinc field
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womp womp

elfin abyss
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i love twisting my willies head ina full rotation on the y axis

zinc field
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i already beat hell :/

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just left

neon stone
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will performance get better the game looks good but im running only around 70 fps when enemies are spawned

elfin abyss
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probably

hollow robin
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practice on free mode commoner

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I lowered it to 25%

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Im at man at arms now

serene tulip
wind charm
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If "I fucking HATE shields" was a clip

half timber
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i swear to god i cant get shit done because willy falls over every 2 seconds

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it makes spoilance impossible to play because as soon as i press e on a weapon i fall over

sleek valve
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hey there chat

zinc field
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yall where are they going?

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how do i explain this

junior mica
tawdry pelican
zinc field
kindred plank
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hello guys

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is there a trainer

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for the game

zinc field
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he diving

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if yall aint watching the games ur missing out

zinc field
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what yall think of my loadout?

wind charm
winged elm
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is this game the first of its kind?

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or are there similar games

errant igloo
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there were similar games

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There was 1 specifically but I forgot what it was called

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psure they partnered with this game ages ago during the itch days

scenic isle
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wasnt there a horror game with a melee system that were basacly the same as half sword

errant igloo
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Exanima? Yeah not that one

feral merlin
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i remember a top down dungeon crawler type game where you swing the sword with your mouse

scenic isle
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i dont remember the games name but i know there was a part that you had to light a chair on fire and use the fire to destroy a door or something

feral merlin
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its pretty forgotten and i forgot the name, last i heard was from a few years ago

elfin abyss
late silo
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why do enemies in free mode feel more overpowered than in the ranked

errant igloo
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But no that's not the one I'm referring to

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there was one even closer to half sword

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I just don't remember what it was called

scenic isle
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i remember the game i was tryna say, its the 2008 alone in the dark

late silo
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great for a fucking moment I had progress in the free mode it fucking crashed

vivid iris
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i think the only thing i really want them to add to this game is a replay system

elfin abyss
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willies love touching eachother with blades

feral merlin
errant igloo
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you can play it

feral merlin
errant igloo
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it's on steam. Last updated 18 months ago

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You forget that 10 years old means 2015

feral merlin
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it looks great even for 2015 i think

errant igloo
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2015 had some of the best looking games

feral merlin
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idk why its still in early access

errant igloo
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AC Unity was released in 2015

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nvm 2014

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but like late 2014

feral merlin
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DAMN

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2015 was a lot more advanced than i remember

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i think its because i only played mobile games back then

errant igloo
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2015 games have a specific look to them

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they had really good graphics for some reason

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The Witcher 3 was also released in 2015

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so was Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain

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Fallout 4 was in 2015

elfin abyss
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i fucking love being flung across the map!

errant igloo
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Batman Arkham Knight. 2015

feral merlin
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fallout 4 didnt look as good compared to the other examples

elfin abyss
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i just beat the grim reaper then boom!

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i get sent mach jesus across the map

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like a fucking jet

feral merlin
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maybe you should try half swording it

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i wonder how many people havent discovered that theres a slow mo button now

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definitely took me a while

elfin abyss
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i knew it from the start

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well.. when it came out

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sorta

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but dude literally i just killed the abyss reaper then i get flung at 500000000 mph

feral merlin
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rip

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my favourite weapon in abbyss is the lamp

errant igloo
feral merlin
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literally carries yuo through the whole thing

errant igloo
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just Witcher 3's world is more beautiful

feral merlin
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farthest ive gone was 1.8k points tho

elfin abyss
errant igloo
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I hate long thrusty weapons

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They aren't dynamic enough

elfin abyss
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my spear ran away

errant igloo
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I like Longswords or Pollaxes

feral merlin
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i like the sharp part more

spark sundial
feral merlin
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i like the hammer

errant igloo
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Cuz Easy to Use caps out almost

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means you can't be TOO good with it

potent tartan
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Hiya !

errant igloo
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I think the longer something takes to learn the more you can be skilled with it

spark sundial
errant igloo
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I disagree. at the start yeah maybe

elfin abyss
errant igloo
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but when you start getting really good with the longsword you become very safe with it

elfin abyss
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i got one tapped by a scythe

spark sundial
feral merlin
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longsword is the funnest weapon because the parries look cool

potent tartan
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always when they are on the ground i cut all of theyre body party off wow

errant igloo
feral merlin
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i be handling that shit like a samurai

errant igloo
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The skill ceiling for them caps out very quick

elfin abyss
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how rare is a helmet in the first boss of the abyss

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as i call him, " the axe man "

errant igloo
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I got it a few times

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not that rare I don't think

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It's good because it means he can no longer knock you out by just headbutting you

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lol

feral merlin
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the black one used to be the rarest for me

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but in the playtest i remember this one whiter colored armor

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i think i have a picture here somewhere where its black knight vs white knight or some shit might just be msirememebering

elfin abyss
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axeman can still one tap me by slightly cutting my finger off

feral merlin
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nvm its just normal colored armor

summer pollen
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hell yeah i got the hammer hook into his armpit

elfin abyss
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just killed the axeman with one arm

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because he slightly touched my fingers with his axe and it cut all of my fingers off

quasi gale
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no need to fight the enemy when big willie can just do the fighting for me

zinc field
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i like swords

elfin abyss
zinc field
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ok

elfin abyss
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help

zinc field
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i bestow upon u trainify

elfin abyss
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wowzers

zinc field
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for those who dont know i rammed into that guy

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and it killed him

hollow kettle
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is the grete champion really invincible 🥲

elfin abyss
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i hate my life in the abyss

novel spear
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no he isnt

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just because he's big doesnt mean he's invincible

hollow kettle
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so ig im just bad

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he kept one shoting me 😁 👍

zinc field
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"Europe isnt yours to conquer"

hollow kettle
elfin abyss
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the funniest thing just happened when i was fighting the axe boss

novel spear
novel spear
elfin abyss
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i hit his axe with the candle stick and it flung into his helmet and knocked him out

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im in the abyss

hollow kettle
elfin abyss
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also known as physics glitch

lunar oxide
zinc field
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i can do the same with dagger

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hold on

hollow robin
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fire

elfin abyss
hollow robin
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I swore to not use slow mo anymore tbh

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💔

lunar oxide
hollow robin
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What do u use

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to record

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because I installed medal yesterday

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and it sucks

zinc field
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i knife.

hollow robin
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Will clip anything but the fighting part

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and is laggy as hell on video

hollow robin
zinc field
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making enemys walk through them is fun

lunar oxide
zinc field
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SAME

hollow robin
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Ill try it out

lunar oxide
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You'll have to get a seperate thing to clip the videos down though.

zinc field
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smells like shit ami right?

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i got the drip g

zinc field
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im joel and i can fly

elfin abyss
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the grim reaper took like 5 pitchfork stabs and killed me : \

late silo
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how the fuck do u use the hoe tho

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overhead hits?

zinc field
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im special

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guys dont go to the viewing spot ontop

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it crashes ur gme

elfin abyss
late silo
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okok ty

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with the small pocket knife, why everytime I go full thrust mode and while missing the knife is literally butter near their necks? meanwhile the enemies literally touch me and i fucking die?

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I hate this mode

elfin abyss
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i die everytime at 1000 score

gilded breach
elfin abyss
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this game makes me want to shoot myself in the temple

gilded breach
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I love this game alot

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I truly think it can be goat

elfin abyss
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i died to a fucking hammer

idle crane
elfin abyss
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thank you mantic from the modteam

idle crane
zinc field
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I... AM JOEL

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no more nuts 😦

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he endur

elfin abyss
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if i pick a faction and i go to the abyss purposefully will i get the perks

gilded breach
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I dont think faction carries over but i might be wrong

elfin abyss
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FUCK

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wow all three opponents with the spikey stick

odd kiln
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Has anyone else managed to actually stab through the visor slit at some point? Ive been playing for 120 hours and it has only happened once so Im still not sure if it was a collision error or actually intended

fallow sparrow
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that would be a cool feature

idle crane
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you can test the hitbox of armour on the main menu by clicking willie

thorny rover
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It's almost like they made those to be un purpose difficult to stab

odd kiln
odd kiln
zinc field
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it posible

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u need more determined

scarlet reef
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guys i often have game crashes in the free fight at the end any suggestions?

elfin abyss
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i cannot hit any overheads but the ai hits every overhead

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fym game

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this some bullshit

elfin abyss
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Coffin of andy and leyley pfp spotted

odd kiln
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at least I can hit overheads

elfin abyss
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incest game

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you are now invalid

odd kiln
odd kiln
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debatable

idle crane
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wtf are yall talking about. Shut up

elfin abyss
boreal widget
gilded breach
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You dont?

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Weirdo

odd kiln
slender hull
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finally got to ultimate challenge
almost crashed out before realising you don't lose progress on death here

fallow sparrow
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bruh

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fatal error 😭

odd kiln
boreal widget
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insane that commoner levels are easier to beat as a peasant

nimble dirge
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Whats the best way to counter a spear in the last tier? espically the spiked one

odd kiln
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try circling around them

gilded breach
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All of the above

nimble dirge
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dang

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is there a video that teachs how to parry? like instead of holding the weapon/sword infront of you

odd kiln
elfin abyss
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eExcalibur or the spiked stick

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big sword or the stick with alot of spikes on it that can go through armor

odd kiln
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stick

elfin abyss
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: ]

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:\

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ok

odd kiln
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honestly the spiked stick is still way too strong

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it should use way more stamina per swing considering how much metal is at the end of it imo

elfin abyss
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im killing my shealf

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i got one tapped

hollow robin
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I went thru all commoner with fork

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Boss included

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No death

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No giving up

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No slow mode

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Fork is op

elfin abyss
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I TOUCHED THE AXE GENTLY AND MY LEG CAME OFF

astral cypress
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Just saying

brittle smelt
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why when you attack a guy i always accidentally touch his weapon and it instantly kills me

astral cypress
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cuz u touched his weapon

brittle smelt
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is it a lightsaber or what

elfin abyss
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is there a button to pull out a crossbow and shoot myself in the head because thats what i wanna do rn

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HOW DID THAT COLLIDE WITH MY HITBOC

vapid carbon
astral cypress
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fr

deep shale
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willy isn't gentle OR subtle

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i knock my enemies down
i help them stand up again
i knock them down again

hollow robin
lament wraith
hollow robin
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Fr

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Kardashian sized

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Wedding mounted cake

vapid carbon
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F

scarlet reef
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i done it

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letsgoo

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golden boss under my eggs

rapid bronze
vapid carbon
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I wish there was a better way to stab

mellow pebble
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guy how to take down

hollow robin
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But down

jagged stream
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is it just me or is the knife physics a bit wonky

mellow pebble
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💀

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bro old version i still can grab theme down 😭

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new update nerf grab? 😭

young jasper
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Nvm I dont

gentle ledge
#

The fine tip voulge is becoming my favorite weapon

deep shale
# young jasper

"hang on i gotta clip for this"

scrolls through entire harddrive for that one specific halfsword frag that i need to show you

hollow robin
hollow robin
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I found the clip

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very bad when I rewatch it

waxen lance
#

GIVE ME MY FUCKING POLEARM BACK

astral cypress
hazy sandal
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To be fair, especially in ultimate challenge, the AI does hit harder. Even at peasant tier.

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I just got to UC and the peasants are kicking my willie's willie into the ground lol

true zealot
#

wish we could ice pick grip the daggers

idle crane
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its planned

true zealot
idle crane
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Why do i keep getting thanked for the most mundane things today. Im confused

true zealot
#

we appreciate you Mantic

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thank you

idle crane
true zealot
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they dont know im that guy

elfin coyote
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why is the first boss so easy

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bro surredered on second hit

true zealot
hollow robin
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Im a beast

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not even half sword I just used my usual tech

elfin coyote
#

you cut through chainmail

hollow robin
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sword on right side feint to the left up and horizontal slice

hollow robin
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cut between plate and helmet

true zealot
elfin coyote
hollow robin
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ok so for baron I dont lose progression thru tiers upon death right

hollow robin
elfin coyote
hollow robin
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I mean its the big ass 2 handed knight sword so its no wonder it cut thru

jagged stream
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How do i beat the grete champion with the huge ass sword

elfin coyote
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and then reenter

hollow robin
jagged stream
hollow robin
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peasant pitchfork run pray

jagged stream
hollow robin
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and go for the legs

true zealot
elfin coyote
jagged stream
elfin coyote
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you exit the game

elfin coyote
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and then reopenit

jagged stream
#

The 2 handed one

true zealot
#

itll cut him in two

jagged stream
#

Thats the thing

elfin coyote
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or parry him

jagged stream
#

Okay ill try

jagged stream
hollow robin
#

why tf did I have to get my first weapon

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being

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the worst

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ultimate

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fucking

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weapon

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of the game

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all tiers combined

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the fkin little stupid blade on a stick

deep shale
#

sounds good 👍

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i want one

humble bloom
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The one handed one?

elfin coyote
#

well at least on the first enemy

true zealot
deep shale
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this looks like me when i go to the dentist

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its that stubborn exposed wisdom tooth from last month

elfin coyote
#

yeouch

neon trench
#

MAN WHERE MA BARON CLASS AT

jagged stream
#

Thank you

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Guys is the left faction (yellow with black eagle) austria

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Or am i tripping

rustic dove
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I believe Austria is grouped up with Bohemia on the right, though I'm not sure

jagged stream
#

The habsburg had it

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I googled habsburger flagge and it came with that exact one

waxen lance
#

the "i'm going to embed my billhook into your skull" pose

jagged stream
#

And why cant i post pics here?

ancient dock
#

how does the swinging mechanic work in this game exactly? i feel like the mouse movements don't correspond to the movements very well, does the mouse control body movement or the base of the weapon?

idle crane
jagged stream
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Ohh okay

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I understand

storm storm
#

duel wielding sword looks sick

jagged stream
idle crane
novel spear
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omg i love pole arms so much

novel spear
#

polearms one hit you amputate someone's arm without anesthesia

hearty cipher
#

i am hardstuck militia

jagged stream
#

And i keep dying

magic cliff
#

Can you reset your save or you cant?

jagged stream
magic cliff
#

that would be lovely if its a feature because the baron is impossible

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ive had fatal error for 4 times already when im on a good run xd

jagged stream
#

Is there an objective best weapon for every class?

deep shale
#

whatever you like

jagged stream
jagged stream
deep shale
#

i mean
whatever you feel comfortable using
theres a lot of good weapons and strategies

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the people seem to like the pitchfork to cheese the commoner boss

novel spear
jagged stream
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Huge sword

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Isnt itv

novel spear
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oh right

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huge sword

jagged stream
#

And black too

deep shale
#

he wears black, wields a hueg sword, and kills you in 2 seconds

jagged stream
#

Top

novel spear
#

i used an axe or a knife to kill him

jagged stream
#

Alt seems like it has very weak force

novel spear
#

whats alt

deep shale
#

thrusting with alt benefits from a lower mouse sensitivity so you could try that

jagged stream
#

When u hold alt u stab

novel spear
#

oh

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stabbing

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right

deep shale
#

and of course
charging forwards

jagged stream
#

I need to try

novel spear
#

pitchforks are my biggest enemy

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i hate them

jagged stream
novel spear
#

i get poked by them i get killed

novel spear
deep shale
#

hell yeah

jagged stream
#

I tried and it works

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But they try to dodge

novel spear
#

unless the boss decides to throw you over by his big sword

jagged stream
novel spear
#

swords can still knock you over

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because its still big

deep shale
#

probably the hardest boss next to baron

jagged stream
#

I beat him by pressing f and deflecting his sword, then running in and spam space and everything

novel spear
jagged stream
#

And then died in a 1v1

novel spear
#

baron is like

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idk somehow but baron just feels like it's easier than the champions

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all you do is to try to not get knocked over

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and use a polearm

jagged stream
#

Is polearm the long stick with a D formed blade

deep shale
#

i like maces

novel spear
#

spears and stuff

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you get it

novel spear
#

its like

jagged stream
novel spear
#

one slice you amputate somebody's arm

jagged stream
#

Sorry for my English 😂

novel spear
#

i used to struggle on english too

jagged stream
#

Isnt the first polearm the pitchfork

novel spear
#

yeah

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it is

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pitchforks are polearms

jagged stream
jagged stream
fiery python
#

the streamers are streaming the demo or the full game ?

jagged stream
#

I think tier 4

jagged stream
novel spear
#

do not play gauntlet mode after beating the final challenge

jagged stream
novel spear
novel spear
bronze ice
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Because it resets your progress

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Oh

jagged stream
#

Oh

slow iris
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Oh

jagged stream
#

😂

bronze ice
#

Sorry

jagged stream
#

Waves?

bronze ice
novel spear
#

the career mode of half sword

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yk

deep shale
#

rank mode

bronze ice
novel spear
#

yeah

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rank mode

jagged stream
#

Oh yes the pitchfork works amazing

jagged stream
#

What do u get when u do well

novel spear
#

also if you get to the final challenge and you have a low end pc disable blood and gore

bronze ice
deep shale
static pulsar
#

hardest boss in half sword is fatal error

slender hull
#

got my first fatal error : D

deep shale
#

last time i got the fatal error
i was able to alt-tab back into the game and keep playing
so i guess don't close the window when you see it?

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my computer is pretty beefy though. i cant say the same for you

novel spear
jagged stream
storm storm
#

turns out, you can survive with all 4 limbs decapitated with min damage

gilded breach
storm storm
#

The screams were horrific though

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I never heard of that level of crying before

late silo
#

my character is handicapped in free mode 4 real

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he suffers of pain in the feet

muted owl
#

is ther an FAQ channel?

bronze ice
#

I have a Pretty strong PC but even on the lowes settings I get a fatal error in the highest rank and if I hit an npc too hard the in the lower ranks I still get a fatal error

late silo
#

and stumbles over everything

gilded breach
muted owl
late silo
muted owl
#

do dlc's count as microtransactions?

gilded breach
#

Try lowering fps limit i heard it somehow helps

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And gruesome instead of grotesque

hot folio
#

there is one thing I want in this game and that is european rapiers, hopefully we'll be able to make something like that with mods or the weapon maker

deep shale
#

the abyss
💀

muted owl
storm storm
#

I feel horrible after the lab experiment

hot folio
storm storm
#

He can still sit even with decapitation

muted owl
gilded breach
deep shale
#

I COMPLETELY FORGOT about the weapon maker
im gonna make a messer and then conquer the realm

hot folio
late silo
muted owl
hot folio
#

i want renaissance rapiers

hot folio
gilded breach
hot folio
#

yeaaahhh

muted owl
hollow robin
#

baron so damn annoying I cant get over the 4th ennemis

#

EVERY FYCKING TIME

#

I CANT UNSEATHE

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MY SWORD

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FOR NO

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FUCKING

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REASON

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🥀

deep shale
#

gotta like
wiggle your mouse

hollow robin
#

Ima kms

gilded breach
hot folio
#

dude

hollow robin
gilded breach
#

Sometimes it just gets stuck

late silo
muted owl
hot folio
hollow robin
#

30 seconds

#

trying to

hot folio
#

it happened so much more often

hollow robin
#

remove my swird

hot folio
#

but i havent had it happen yet in the new demo

hollow robin
#

the 2 times

muted owl
hollow robin
#

I got my hands on a longsword

hollow robin
#

he once flew up and landed on a handstand

#

but rn

gilded breach
#

Ye its rly common with a longsword

hollow robin
#

rn

hot folio
#

i impaled a guy with a great sword and his body started freaking out and then i had the sword held straight up with him on it

hollow robin
#

not a single fatal error as the people talk abt

gilded breach
#

Ur hand just gets stuck and ur now disabled

muted owl
hollow robin
#

but yhe fucking weapons

muted owl
#

typically starts happening after multiple deaths in the free play mode

hollow robin
#

and the fucjing

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the fucking thing

deep shale
hollow robin
#

where I cant get the fuck up

jagged stream
#

I lost my character after grabbing a casket thing in the abyss

hollow robin
#

and at some point I was walking

jagged stream
#

It glitched into my legs and made me fly around and die

hollow robin
#

nd fucking impaled my damn foot on a fkin

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spike stick bs

jagged stream
gilded breach
#

These are some real bugs

muted owl
hollow robin
#

fr

hollow robin
#

"Yayyy" oh wait Im dyin

raw bison
#

How do I poste a clip in this chat?

gilded breach
muted owl
hollow robin
#

fr

muted owl
#

it would be like that one clip of some dude rolling his ankle 3 times in a row

gilded breach
#

The TABS horses

hollow robin
#

on the last Rolland Garros

muted owl
hollow robin
#

the guy who broke his ankle

muted owl
#

I have a better idea

hollow robin
#

awful shit

gilded breach
#

Itl be just like that

gilded breach
#

Hol up immah rev my horse

muted owl
#

guys shouild i finish my schoolwor...

muted owl
#

real vro

static pulsar
#

my play goes well in the ultimatge challenge then some milita bastard gets the luckiest stab ever one one pixel fo exposed skin and i die

muted owl
#

who needs to graduate to 11th grade anyways‼️

#

my halfsword grind will continue

gilded breach
muted owl
gilded breach
#

Integrals i dunno its been a while since that time

muted owl
#

ykw whats very scary

#

Common core

gilded breach
muted owl
#

taught in most american schools grades 5 to 7 i think

gilded breach
#

Oooh i get it

muted owl
#

basically the reason we all suck at math