#halfsword-chat-⚔
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i dont half sword often unless im really close or trying to find gaps inbetween
I still play it
chivalry 2 stole all its players despite just being an inferior version of mordhau, it just has better maps and more casual-friendly gameplay
I am a 2.5k hour player and then my pc broke
Man that was fun but it kinda went the way of chivalry
i cant play it anymore because everyone that plays it in 2025 is a 500 level gaming god
With the new bone breaking the noise doesnt care about any about chosen volume levels. Even if all volume is 0 the bone breaking noise will still play lol
hahahaha Im one of those losers
What ruined chivilary for me was all the sweats. Unless you knew the behind the back 360 dogshit meta, you're fucked
i have like 50 hours in mordhau and i could keep up like 4 years ago or smth
right now no way
theres console players now
70 actually now that i checked
just so you know
the mordhau community sure didnt help keep new players around thats for sure
The moment people started unironically using the word "pickle" to describe their attacks was when I knew I should stop playing mordhau
medieval games appear to just naturally attract people with alt right crusader ideologies
this game's silliness helps it not go that direction
INSHALLAH
what do you not know how to overhead-feint-to-horizontal-morph-to-wessex?
Chiv 2 reference
i really loved the character customization in mordhau
its the biggest problem i have with chiv 2
Im a mordhau player keep that filth out of my mouth
theres a lot you dont see us deal with 😭 but for the most part the community is very chill. but it sure does attract its fair share of racist/hateful people. they're just not welcome and get booted fast
I like your funny words, magic man
commoner tier is genuinely the worst
Interesting
waterfall-to-chamber-morph-to-feint-to-overhead-pixel-drag
i thank you and i thank the mod team for dispatching them quickly
=0 stamina
It's just because longsword is hella hard
Do you beat your willie
Left click aimed at head.
^ pretty much
Do you beat your willie??
If I knew how to mod, I think I would make one that just changes the audio file for """"egad""""" to me just eating my mic and saying "E GAD"
thank you, i deserve praise. and money.
I sure do
thatll kill a good player more times than you think because they overthink it
Everyday. It ends up with screaming on the floor and limbs not moving properly anymore
Ok
half sword mod where all the sound files are replaced with ones made by mouth
i appreciate the demo being free when many of us including me would have been fine with paying even for this version
SHING
Honestly? Yeah, if you have the big 2handed axe it usually does enough damage to tip the entire fight as well
Do me no harm and let me live
its crazy that the waxe does 50 damage
let not thy hand be heavy upon me
Halfsword mod that makes every voice meow instead
MAUSER (????)
i want a callout button that lets us talk shit to the ai
hedgeborn!!
lets get some cat ears on willie
tap g(?)
Cat ear helmet when
i am ignorant
its the same buttone that lets you give up just tap it
when they do a halo infinite crossover
I need my god damn e girl willie
you can yell the same insults to the ai with this one simple trick!
Just like in real life: Tap to insult, hold to give up
many such cases
What if femboy willie
Speaking of the voicelines, what's the one where he says "Consider joineth the battalion something something"?
will there be a sandbox mode in the future?
Grappling in halfsword would be unreal
Beat the willie even harder
I'd like to apologize.
there IS grappling
steam workshop support would be great
just press q or e close to an enemy
mods, send him to the willie spore chamber
will there be a sandbox mode in the future?
true..
Grapple gun
will there be a sandbox mode in the future?
my computer literally cannot handle blood lmfao
i think when a game revolves around physics there should be a sandbox to mess around with it buuut thats probably for after release
I wonder if it can handle dismemberment but no blood
will there be a sandbox mode in the future?
any opinions?
i had the same problem when blood was fully rendered 3d spheres
Dismemberment for sure slows shit down
will there be a sandbox mode in the future?
nobody knows the future. stop spamming
found this crispy guy in the game files?
can you stop spamming lad
Will there be a future in the sandbox?
When you cut someone in half and it makes that horrible screeching scream
Will they're be a willie in the future
Wowie
the itch demo is really smooth
i still play it because of that
Monster girl lookin ahh
well no need to be rude, i asked a question but nobody answered so i sent it again until somebody did
i really liked the reflections in the itch io releasd
repeating yourself 3 times in the span of 2 minutes, deserves a slight tone
does anyone else play on lowest settings bc the game crashes with anything higher?
well nobody answered me.
I mean, you asked 4 times in 1 minute, better wait for others to start chatting and then ask again, no?
Periodt
you didnt give anyone a chance to even answer, let alone someone that might even know in the first place
Will they add submarines to halfsword in the future
?
point being, nobody knows what the future holds. in regards to whats coming, nobody knows more than anyone else
i just ran full speed and kicked his knee in backwards
everyones equally in the dark
Anyone have any tips on stabbing btw? I rebound one of my mouse buttons to alt but I can't get the hang of it aside from one opening stab at the start
Nobody will tell you anything we don't know
shit was cringy
I'm finna shid. Devman is hard at work. Praise god.
Which is nothing
u leggit joined today like me, dont reply to me when u clearley saw someone else talking to me about it.
nice, grunk

jealous
n . . no
do some thumb stretches and you too can have long thumbs
Any opinions of most recent updates?
like youve always wanted
yes, it sadly is
It's a cat that kisses boys for sure
Just go to the walmart I think they sell photo
que?
they certainly were updates
I agree with egg head
remove commoner tier
im really happy they added back the crawl and back away features as a way to display fear / self preservation . the handljng on certain weapons feels way better but on others way worse . could be my own skill issue though , despite the clipping i like the new ragdoll physics but im a little irritated by the balance changes (quite literally willies balance. i have fallen over trying to dodge) i really like the fade away effect on death in abyss and ult challenge .. i dont know what else i could be missing
i just tried that
with the falchion
and
well
i wouldnt be complaining if it worked
the bone breaking is great and i find the experience better in general but at times infuriating
yep i waited till he swung, swung for the legs, and it bounced off and he cut me in half with the backswign
oh
skill issue
this guys billhook broke his leg lol
Bread, you can RISE to the occasion. Don’t LOAF around too much, YEAST(lest, idk) you never become stronger.
Heh .. these guys love crushin loaf..
oh and every time i enter the abyss it crashes anyway so i go through all of it, win, and still get sent back to beggar cause it crashes
Thanks for ignoring me
I thought that was fantastic
And you just threw it in the garbage
i found it quite humurous sir moai
Thanks bud, you’re much cooler than bread
hey dont be sour(dough)
actually i think i have a hotter surface temp than a piece of bread but whatever
And now you are hated
Only I get to make puns
why the fuck do you pick up pants before a weapon
Willies shy
i guess you could say willie's shy of his willie
I already HAD pants on
Where do you live that you pick up a weapon before putting on pants?
does anyone know a way to reduce lag in halfsword
turn your resolution all the way down
it is
turn off blood
alr i will see if that makes it better
Turn off dismemberment too
surprisingly dismemberment hasnt had much of an effect for me
I have it all the way up and it runs fine
Im on a thinkpad
Well it's mostly lag spikes rather than lag all the time
Like when you cut someone in half
bro this game becomes a joke after commoner tier
why is commoner tier so freaking hard
and everything else so easy
because you dont have a blade
well idk if turning off blood or dismeberment will really do much for me because when i do any mode other then peasent and hold a weapon my game usally will just lag so much it will just be un playable
you might have like a stick
Longsword is just difficult to control
is it just me
Does anyone have any tips in protecting against being stabbed? When I am dueling someone with a two handed sword, I like to be close enough that I parry or dodge, then swing. But sometimes, they just end up poking me right in the heart 🥲
its easier than everything else tho
or has anybody else's game been constantly crashing
Not for some people
upon starting up since the last update
hi
yeah and those some people have like really good pcs
that just happens
oh then
welcome to the club
i dont think my pc is good enough to run halfsword lol
but it freezes and goes back to fighting after a spec of blood comes out
until recently
If you experience fatal errors try turning down blood/graphics and gore if necessary
holy cow the bardiche is so fun
try doing clean install, maybe there is some old cache or smth from previous update
it runs fine i push past the errors
anyyways
i saw a moai statue at a store
i just cant run the game above 10 fps its just constantly laggings
use the lowest graphics
the ultimate challenge sucks
maybe that'll help
hm
skill issue cough cough
i can only use that spikey spear thing for it
how do i get out of the abyss at veteran level
im using medium low makes my game more laggy for some reason
and not die
i mean
if you REALLY hate it
biggest challenge is getting to the end without the game crashing tbh
theres settings to do more damage
i’ve never gotten pass the commoner boss then suddenly i flew by every single le boss without a death and i cannot finish the ultimate challenge
that is cheating
how do i kick?
space bar
Will they nerf the candlestick and also the plancon a picot?
Especially this spiked club or whatever name you give it
thx
rotating willie
game crashed as soon as i started doing good
happens
i forgot what tier its called but why is it's boss the most decked out dude but missing a helmet
i killed him instantly
Left his helmet at home and couldnt go back and get it
lol hes one of the easiest imo
just halfsword and aim upwards and you’ll eventually hit him
this is how im about to lose the run on the 2nd to last tier before the final challenge
on the first dude
i tripped over the skeleton
and he beat me to death with a wrench
SINCE WHEN HAS THERE BEEN SLOMO
is this normal that i kill teammates after win in small buhurt?
you're evil mister
how do i sprain limbs, ive gotten it by having the enemy stumble on his leg then it snapped but is there any consistent way to do it
did they make stabbing easier or did i just get better at it
Maybe
I am starting my second attempt at an unarmed run.
Rules: Cannot use weapons.
Any weapons in hand when spawning in the round must be dropped immediately. Sidearms can stay on the body, just cannot use them.
Goal: Beat the gauntlet unarmed.
good luck
I hate it when I just start falling over to the side randomly when I'm so far into an Ultimate Challenge run
do it in first person
Question, is it possible to kill the golden knight?
is there a way to reset your characters position? mine has really derped out
swapping weapons etc hasnt had an impact
I would much rather fight someone whos really big and has fists than a fucking guy with an axe and a plate helmet
lmao naaaaah
At all? Yes. Unarmed.... I'm gonna find out
you could kill him with a bludgeon i think
Been trying, its really hard to not get knocked over instantly and stunlocked
Hes too big and fast (wink wink)
i didnt kill him but got him to surrender, it was one hell of a fight
6 times?? holy moly
you used big sword ?
Probably 4 of those being knocking him to the ground and holding my weapon to his throat
I mainly used billhook when i beat him
until he dropped his weapon then I went in with the mace
Small sword with one arm broken, yes
are you kidding me
I got him that close to killing, and then I tripped and landed on his weapon with my neck lol
I cant beat third boss.
And what exactly is the main feature of the boss?
Ill fight baron tommorow
i've literally have had a higher success rate with hoe against the third boss than literally EVERY OTHER WEAPON
Trust me when I say this, brute force and shield.
Once you kill them, its smooth sailing
ngl my favorite tier changes basically daily fr
Main feature? HEAVILY armored. As others have said, blunt force
too much armor? just go unga bunga
i hate knights with Hammer , so this boss use hammer ?
this might be a problem if he use hammer
use whatever you are given. Baron is random weapons
a
He uses a huge ass hammer
can you put weapons in holsters if youre in the abyss?
yes
how
hold e or q
Hold E or Q
hold e or q
Aight, about to fight golden knight again
thank you guys
this time using a blunt and a shield
love you
good luck
you mean all the other tiers are smooth sailing?
Because after commoner boss, I STRUGGLE
the third boss is fucking brutal
is it possible to heal in the abyss
no
unless you mean regaining stamina
i feel like i need to drop this banger of a pic in chat again
Absolute cinema
Im gonna try just dropping my shield and going ham with the mace
how it feels whenever i open photo mode
Yeah, try slowing down time when he's about to attack you or while you're trying to attack him, could help with more precise shots and better dodging
He tapped the side of my helmet and killed me D :
Is there lore?
If I could show you the clip, I would lol
favorite way to get to abyss: break willies neck in the main menu by grabbbing his face and throwing your mouse across the room
#stopwillieabuse
#killwillieharder
Well, I try to. Never kill enemies that give up (unless it's champions)
2
ban
so progress will be saved after knight's boss?Or not
When will the half sword bug be fixed?
What do you mean "the" bug?
the bug
its fixed
double tap right click
🤑
The one where it makes your game crash when you play on the ultimate challenge?
i dont think that one is fixed
Does the gore setting have any effect on the difficulty?
Are they working on it?
idk man
what did those poor willies do...
I tried breaking an AI's head just now
How do i customize weapons and things
Finally, after only 323 attempts, I managed to beat the "ultimate challenge".
Here are my stats:
Total games: 323
Total deaths: 322
Wins: 1
Kills (approx, based on defeated enemies per completed level): 634
Levels passed: 569
K/D Ratio: 1,97
Deaths per level:
1: 74
2: 74
3: 86
4: 56
5: 20
6: 8
7: 2
8: 2
9: 0
It is probably one of the most frustrating gaming experiences/challenges that I have ever tried. I probably played at least 200 matches before I started logging my statistics, and only ever once got to the Baron in those attempts.
Getting a polearm or the spiked club/spear is the gamechanger.
Peace out!
"only"
i got to baron just today after 35 hours in steam, but i had another 30 at playtest
I keep dying to fences lol
id get banned from most servers for posting that
lowkey
im the only one who thinks that tier 3 boss is the hardest one?
slap the lego logo on that picture and you might get banned from this one too
because you face a polearm while being armed with a short sword or mace
no i mean that black suit guy with greatsword
@boreal path hey do yall know about the ultimate challenge crashing bug?
you should learn some guards
and you got no armor or spears
it becomes easier to kill him with them
only swords
I just finished the challenge for the first time without crash
me too
but on that note, which level did you find hardest to get past in Ultimate Challenge?
Oh hell nah
According to my stats, I died the most on level 3 (Militia)
i mean every with more than 1 enemy because my pc is crap
ultimate challenge is really hard
i can properly play only 1v1 fights and when its 4 guy at last levels i have about 10 fps
good for me that they disappearing after dying
sorry to hear that. I found that using the forbidden hedgehog bonker gave the best results. Even one-tapping knights in the last level before Baron
every two handed weapon is good
Yeah he gets me all the time
attempt #??? at the ultimate challenge again
i’ve only beat him twice and this time is the only successful time today then i zoomed through other bosses no problem
my attempt at the ultimate challenge is horrible
the worst boss imo is the one with the plancon/goedendag
which one is that?
I've only ever beaten t3 with the longsword
You can cheese greatsword dude with a farmer's pitchfork
Godendang is the devil's plunger
true
That thing is busted
the big spikey pole staff?
yes
I only know them by my mnemonics lol, it's Axe Man, Scythe Guy, Sword Guy(?), Plancon Guy
yeah
the commoner boss?
third one
yeah believe so
sometimes i get him too
black outfit, big giant sword that outranges the Commoner weapons
I honestly think if I could pick any weapon to fight any boss with it'd probably be the candle stick that thing goes hard
why does my character randomly fall while fighting
If you get hit you can get knocked off balance
You can counteract it by pressing the opposite direction but only to a point
no but like
im waiting for the enemy to attack and my character decides to fall
💔
am i too locked in
maybe u got kicked by enemy and lose your balance
they can kick your legs pretty hard
oh yeah you probably took leg damage
Is there a way to stab more proficiently other than holding LALT the whole time?
at the start of the fight, didnt take no damage and my character lost balance
I hear LMB + tap Alt works, it never does for me
Cause everytime I try to stab, it slowly gets lower and lower from where I want to aim
maybe your character got drunk last night
idk
most probably
physics in this game is kinda goofy but i always liked it since demo 0.3
That's how you're meant to stab? I've been double clicking
me to
double clicking is more about thrust than stab
My abyss run nearly ended cause my arm just got cut off
cus that would be lit
My PC can barely handle 3v3 lol
Aaaand there goes my right leg
u can watch interview with devs
i need collabs with diffrent games like imagine a map gaem where you could go into teh battles adn play like this
Bro this AI just took their sweet time with me and diced off 4 of my limbs
"we also eat your limbs"
psycho willie
I've just started playing ultimate challenge for the first time.What I've played before and what I'm playing now are just two different games.
Ultimate is like a highlight reel!
Of all of the worst parts of the game.
Hello guys i need help
I wish I had a pc to play this game
Wassup?
U know that hard drive setting?
Yeeah i changed it by accident and left the game
And now i cant enter the game
Cuz my hard drive its up to date
ultimate challenge really is just luck based huh
at least in terms of armour dropping
check steam store page
there was an announcement months ago
it just says demo
playtest has been merged with the demo
Oh fr
so there's no need for the playtest to be it's own thing anymore
Oh sick
the new demo has all the playtest content + demo content + new content
Oh sick thanks 🙏
Anyone else love that they can bash ppls skulls in In freaking slow motion?
cronch
u mean like that?
GAH DAMN yes exactly like that
it was on demo 0.3
i was doing a beggar knife battle and one of them instantly got sliced in half
How?
Im not pro at it, but i think most of the games have this option
Okay thanks
Bro I made it all the way to the baron on the final challenge then I fucking step on his stupid sword and accidentally cut my own foot off
Lol 😂
I haven’t made it that far yet
My game also kept crashing when i hit sm1 in the abyss
how come i can't play the playtest anymore? just vgives me the option to uninstall
because theres no playtest
it was removed
we have playtest in demo
the main game thing
demo
so its all in the demo now?
that
problaly
loadout saver is not working or i didnt get how it works
whats that
half sword mod its like trainer
Girl willy when 😈 😳
zamn
u mean ovrdth?
no
👅
ovrdth workin?
yes
hs enchancer
good
ts o
yeah,
i dk how it works
its like in fight i spawn a sword
i equip
and save
i can get in next fight ?
prolly only works in free mode
but ye thats the idea
he just straight up fell over when i wasnt pressing any directions
ill try
how to suplex
These voice lines are when you press G, and you say an insult that people would say in the 15th century. The voice lines are from Half Sword's development team and/or the dude who voice acted the taunts. (again)
music to my ears
or skeletons, that we can see when bodies disappear in abyss
well, i gotta sleep, bb
gn
Fatal errors have been wicked today
has anyone gotten to the final stage of gauntlet mode yet?
just finished the ultimate challenge, so yeah
oh god how hard was it
That's not funny
What the actual fuck
check his bio, he's a troll 🤷
what is this fool doin

hope he had fun before his ban, some people have way too much time
I love it when my willie decides to just give up on trying to stand
hey would anyone be able to tell me how to use my xbox controller with this game?
use steam input
maybe work
ok thx
im no longer enjoying the game like i used to
Hello
hello
Nothing interesting tbh
okay I refuse to believe the character I brought up all the way to the final rank is the same character as I started
this is ridiculous lol
He just wrote that I SA'd him apparently
oh
and his bio had a 1488 and something about jews in it, so a pretty obvious troll
in that case I must've been playing a superwillie™ earlier in my entire run
cus before, I'd get bonked upside the head by a mace and be able to regain my footing, meanwhile now, I get kicked once and my leg is disabled
will there be an update that stopped out willie's respond towards pain ffs
the old abyss demo was so much better in this regard
and also i cant wait for them to address the physics issue
one time i chopped a guy halfway through his shoulder and he barely stumbled
kept using the arm to swing like nothing happened
💔
and when my willie got his hand slkightly injured he starts crying as if i murdered his friends
man that third boss is just so awful to fight if youre unlucky in the abyss
i just bloody died to myself
did you die or did you die bloody
i went to grab my secondary axe and my willie got his hand clipped into his thigh and split himself half
when will dev adress this
i just get the longest weapon available and point it fully forward
then wait for him to miss a swing and charge
i win without using hands
it works usually
well I had a pitchfork for my ENTIRE ABYSS RUN
and i hate it
without finding a single other 2 handed weapon
i know you at least had a kill where you smack a willie's head that it snapped
yeah I did but nobody had any like spears or swords or anything
just maces and sheilelaghs
that is my sword btw, splitting me in half AGAIN
this shit is honestly tiring me tf out
that axe boss on T1 is also pretty shit to fight
honestly the axe boss is the hardest one in my opinion
sseriously why is he that tall, get a 1 hit kill weapon, and also have a full plate helmet on
hes really tall theres no reason for him to have that helmet
if he so much as taps you, youre downed for eternity
and I swear he has sniper accuracy when youre down for the count
fucker
I wish he had fists too
wouldnt that be a fun fight?
best strat is the knife
giant vs smol guy fistfight
dodge the first swing, sprint in with the knife
I usally just W key at him and hope he gets knovked out when he falls on the fence
must be skill issue
i almost never see it spawn though
:3
this is why knife is the best strat
want me to make a tutorial how to defeat axe guy?
100% spawn rate
impossible
its at like every other POI
okay, tell me then
Sprint at him and make him fall over onto the fence
nope, just stab
that is NOT simple
Axe guy is genuinely the easiest boss in the entire game
You can just turn your brain off while fighting axe guy
after a while you will be able to beat axe guy 100% of the time
Yeah scythe guy is pitiful too
if axe guy is high crit rate, scythe guy is low crit rate but really high crit damage
guy in black closhtes with the longsword I dislike because it seems I am always getting one shotted by BS, but skill issue at the end of the day i guess
that is a greatsword sir
Black clothes guy ain't that hard either
unironically the best peasant weapon
A poorly formed yet effective overhand punch
Just use smth long to kill him
obvi but I wish we didnt have to be locked into a weapon just to have a shot
like i like using the sword or the mace
Oh he's easy with the sword too imo
i never said it wasnt
im not one of those people who complains that the bosses are impossible so dont think thats what im saying
Fair, the drip is immaculate
the amount of times I get my ankle sliced off by the farmer boss is embarrasing
Lmao
OH MY FUCKING GOD THE FUCKING BALDIE IS ANNOYING
i want someone to come into this chat no context and read messages such as this
anyone noticed that the scythe is dented!?
idk why I'm here
its like, not straight
thats why when i use it, its not as effective as the previous demo
ITS WEIRD
look at this idiot died to a fence
the boss that is fully armoured up except his bald ass head
I swear that dome is like a fucking helmet in an of itself
also when i half swording it, the blade faces upward which is very different than what we have in previous demo
I axed it like 3 fucking times and he was still kicking
i have tip for you
always use the meta
good, now half sword the plancon and rush the bloody guy, kick him when youre there and spam all your attack on him
I've used it so much It's gotten fucking boring for me.
Same playstyle
I just wanted to vent about that fucking boss
git fckd
scythe really can be a meta weapon
im so tired of punching dudes
^me with the plancon
doubt
not even planchon can beat the scary naked willie
how can i restart my whole game?
i'm at the ultimate challenger level, and i'd like to start the whole game over from the beginning.
beat the ultimate challenge
then it resets
naked
damn its so hard for me XD
oof
i just cant win the boss
Use plancon
whats that man
the axe damage is WAY too high, i'm talking about the same axe the first boss uses, it literally has to touch you, it doesn't have to be even a bit fast, and it will chop something off
Yee
Yep, also known as the most broken weapon in the entire game
the weapon I immediately give up if Im fighting?
this guy's ass is the weakpoint
this is how you do it with the bald dude
rush, then struggle to topple him down
then you make him surrender
why does going to the abyss only let you get back to the 2nd level it should let you go as far as you where you died
the abyss only let you fight the previous boss
like if you get to level 5, you hafta fight level 4 boss
yehaw
but everytime i get sent to the abyss im naked and and i kill like 4 guys and then the level 1 boss shows up and it puts me in level 2
does the axe boss have a special damage bonus or something?
he just lightly grazed my leg and it popped off like a lego
goodness sake
the game crashes'
it realises it couldnbt beat me so it had to crash me
just look how dented my armour is from kicking people
you should probably get some new leg armor
brooooo i made it all the way to right before the baron and it crashes me out
im going nuts
cant, i crashed becaue the abyss is going on for too long now
right after the baron died the game did not say you win like last demo
this time it just throws all the fully armoured guy at me hoping im dead
okay i killed the ace guy, its ez
can you change the abyss color? i liked tje black fog before the white fog is js strange and is so thick u cant see full player
settings -> abyss fog reverts it back to normal
alr thx
what does the abyss do
you get sent there when you die on gauntlet mode, you have to fight some guys to get back all your progress and if you die you lose it all
oh thats why i got reset
uhh
my game keeps crashing
whenver i try to turn it on
and i do NOT remember the settings i had
have you tried restarting your pc?
DAMN the godendag thing is broken
why my camera character is so zoomed can i change it?
setting display FOV
on display you have a fov setting
o thx
final challenge is actually impossible to do without crashing before the baron
im literally tearing everone up
i give up
lower your graphics idk
so like is it strange how whenever I get good armor and weapons on The Challenge Mode I get "Fatal error!"
8 minutes of black screen and when i got to the gore selection i crashed after i picked grotesque
i dont think i can get to the ingame settings
what are the spec on your system?
could also be a corrupt file
8gb ram
processor is amd ryzen 5 7520u with radeon graphics
this started after i clicked the arrow on the direct x selection thing in the graphics settings
do i have to just reinstall ts
i think you need atlest 16 gb of ram to run the game
its not about ram
i was running the game at like 25 fps at low settings
ram would explain the crash tho
i have 32 gigs i crash too
how 🥀
finding the file folder rn
ok
this dudes axe has sharpness IV I swear to god
holy shit
i only have half of that
You probably need to upgrade your system then. 8gb of ram is close to not doing it for modern systems these days
Shoot windows itself takes up what 2-4 gb ye?
idk
in windows seach bar type in Run
in my times 8gb could run anything..
Yes, j remember having 2gb thumb drives and that was a big deal
alright gramps back to the nursing home
then click open and in that bar that come up type in %localappdata%
Not anymore. 32GB is usually where you want your ram allocation to be if you want a decent PC setup
That'll run most of everything for the next 5-10 years probs
have some manners young man
ram is a very cheap upgrade and i recommend it to everyone
its like 100 for 32 gb
i have no money 💔
yes
edit in notepad
PreferredRHI=dx11
thats what should be at he bottom
then click file then save
is there any way to remove abyss?? i just want to give up to restart my match and i get instantle tped to this abyss
this is so annoying
i belive theres a way to make a save file to return back to where to were but i have no clue how to make it/ do it
but no abyss happens when you die in gaulent mode
any luck?
no problem
playing the ultimate challenge?
yes omfg
its either i cant get up after a slight push i i crash
lower everytthinng in graphics
i was playing at epic which my pc runs pretty okay with normally but i lowered it down because of all the crashing during the ultimate challenge\
its lighting issues
found it cool how his lower half stayed on his knees after getting cut in half
Rng
i know lol
I had a photo of that, but the lower half was STANDING UP
but I lost it after I changed pc’s
rip lmao
maybe its just that im tweakin but im playing playtest rn and it feels a lot better in general
how do i kill the third boss bro its so hard
cold ahh
you can see his skull
i sliced his face and he is still alive i sliced him like 2 or 3 times
HE'S DRINKING HIS BLOOD 😭
Both of us looked very shocked at this sudden turn of events
why can't i send image?
You need to be level 2 for that.
oh ok
i used to play on epic graphics but my pc gets heated up to 85 which is still normal but id rather run lower graphs
just for my pc safety
ok
Oh good heavens, my manhood. I feel the urge to let out a blood curdling scream right now.
Willie cuddling with his sleep paralysis demon
whos gonna win
It's anyone's game to be honest...
it is
The breastplate might not stop the sword in time before it hits his side, but then again, the mace also has clear line of sight to his head
both gonna be dead
who wants to grab the finest mace and then play halfsword with a bag of lays?
six foot knight
bro is him
holy the 6 foot knight hits hard as fuck
YOOOOO
use the pitchfork from second tier, you can select second tier characters vs third tier (or any tier for that matter)
I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME, this is my 5th death against the commoner boss, and i trip and fall over NOTHING and CUT MY OWN HEAD OFF HOW 
Finished the guantlet mode but the game had the fatal error right as he died so I'm now back right at the start, fml
yeah i switched back to the playtest cause of it 😭
it feels more stable when it comes to the characters. i wonder if they worsened the physics so that players could run the game easier or something??
Nevermind it still is here just in free mode
hacve they ever said anything about the future of multiplayer
u got hit in the legs lil bro
ur telling me getting lightly tapped in the hip by a wooden shovel is going to knock you over
yep
i mean he did a charged up over head too ur legs not hip
that is not my legs
i fucking did
XD i cant stop laughing
that was awsome
i cant seem to spear anyone lol, every time i get close my hand moves the spear away lol
oh how easy it is to laugh when its not you 
do you want coaching?
i hit a unarmored willie with a double handed long hammer at the max range with full force, and it bounced off.
then got lightly tapped with a small hammer and my helmet poped off with the mallot inside my head lol
no, i know im hitting, i know what to do, the character just cant keep up with my movement ideas, nor can it aim lol
the lock on feature is weird, hitting a torso doesent do anything so why does it lock onto it?
also i know how to use magic
also can i just unlock the last mode already :( ive exploded too many times, i think the willies caught on to my magic scheme lol
bro same or sometimes when im abt to get up the npc just keeps walking into me and i keep falling
Getting the hang of Longsword again. Apparently the answer was to take a break and play some Total War, then come back with my mind refreshed lol
u were putting the work on those npcs
trynna be like that for the final challenge
I'm so bad at this game I've only ever reached vetren aaaaaa
Dang yall actually have skill
I just be swinging
And sometimes it looks cool
haha. Just takes practice and willing to risk being deliberate in your learning curve
I find I got better by just risking doing specific things and seeing if it would work, or if I would just get an axe in the face or a halfsword in the side.
Eventually refined what I wanted to do into something that works
Also making myself do finer movements with the mouse, resisting the urge to sling it across the pad lol
i killed the final boss with no armor crazy ey?
same
and just with the long wooden spike thing
Fr
the second i got it i used it for the entire thing
took me a bucket load of atemps to kill it
i wanna show an image
ok
switched my style to one parry one strike and it works pretty well lol
Is there a way to stop spoilance? i fucking hate spoilance
@cunning peak can i show you in a dm?
by going to the menu and joining again
yeah
yeah i just kinda wish you could choose game mode yourself
w
why is the edge alignment of downward polearm swings like this
cause of the shape of the weapon
it no like going down completly, if you force it you take damage cause it counts as hitting you
it cannot pierce gambeson with that edge alignment
i think weapons only damage you if you pick them up with both hands at once and let go of the offhand so you are still holding it but it is not registered as in your possesion
i managed to get a uhh, the large candle thing, where half of it is in my possesion but the other half isnt lol, idk why but when i swing i get stabbed by the point lol
the willie that was fighting me killed himself in the background while i was typing this lol
i was doing fist fights
what did you do XD?
i dont think the swing physics like being in first person lol
stop edging the save throw
this game tickles an itch in the back of my head
this game breaks my ability to understand dimentional physics
this game
willie and I just exchanged deflections for around 20 seconds and I think I can die happy now
i want a mace irl now
i broke the entire face of willie with a punch B) (and the next round he managed to break both my arms...)
lmao
just got hit in the head lightly and ended up falling over into a sleeping positon and tossing me sword beside me
bro, i got lighly taped with a small hammer and my helmet flew off like a food wars anime XD
I just turned on the grotesque mode ☠️
I cant do anything to shield willies today man 😭
this shit is fantastic
yea, they removed sheild bask :(
bash*
I miss my deflection willie man :(
deflection?
as in sword parries im assuming
yes
oh yea
i am still kinda anoyed by the higher chance of item phase
where it just decided that you have no skin or armor, and just moves itself into your chest lol
yeah, happened to me a lot a bit ago
one sick thing would be if the mouse can see mouse rotation, that would be cool
something cool would be if the lock on, goes for the most unprotected peice of the body, not just the chest, so you can atleast swing at something worth hitting cause they removed blunt physics
you caused a fatal error to his brain
just had a willie be boring and try to tackle me with their longsword in halfsword grip 🙄
i wonder what willie will do if i break his arms, if you grab them and yank hard enough, you have a chance to just push it the right way and it breaks, idk if he just istantly gives up?
armless punching
I miss when I could horizontally swing a polearm, hit q, and it'd just be a WIDE sweep
yea, now we got the weird joust
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VvvtSdhDUzw
Like i wanna do this, let me do this, it was almost feasible in the playtest
"Bind onto them from your left toward their right with your blade on theirs and jerk the same out and away from you in an unexpected shove.
Pull quickly back around your head and toward your left.
After you have given your shaft an impetus, release the left hand in this pull around and cut across from below at their head with one hand (from your...
wdym?
rotate the mouse to rotate something in game
OHHH yeah thatd be interesting
like the sword, for better swing types, like when you pull down and left you can swing up and right to NOT get a diagnal swing
that could be set to mousebutton
cause game doesent like it when you abide by swing direction
if you have any videos of this I'd love to see it, this sounds cool
Alas 😔
I do not have the playtest on my compoter anymore, just the demo where trying it negates literally all momentum for no reason
blunt physics got removed
i think?
it just doesent have any
the only damage i get out of hammers is the slice
Blunt physics are weird and feels very weak.
nonexistant*
do yall think the higher tier willies play a little smarter than the lower tiers?