#halfsword-chat-⚔

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ocean obsidian
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i do mma now and its a bit more my taste while having the same match rush

ember ingot
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have you tried HEMA

ocean obsidian
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not really interested nowadays

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doesnt have enough real world application for me to want to invest time into it

ember ingot
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hey all i know is MMA can't defeat a sword

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lel

ocean obsidian
hollow delta
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ask any historian

ember ingot
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there's still daggers involved

hollow delta
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yeah

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after you pin them usually lol

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or get a good position

ember ingot
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getting somebody in a chokehold is not the same as stabbing their throat

forest ravine
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Does anyone know if the Devs have said anything about how physically unstable Willie is since the big update from Playtest back to Demo? It feels like you graze somebody and get force pushed to the floor and it was not like that before

tulip spire
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I think they've changed his footing and the physics do NOT fuck with it

elfin coyote
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Tripping is funny but bothering

tired coral
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it makes me really wish you had more than 0.001% strength when on the ground
falling would be a lot less unfun if you could still stab at their legs or something

elfin coyote
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Tru

forest ravine
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I wish you could get up quicker

I understand getting knocked to the floor winds you but is it historically accurate that even with no armor on it took a soldier 20-30 seconds to stand up from prone on their back?

elfin coyote
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That would be good

forest ravine
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No to mention you have effectively 0 control of your limbs when on the ground so you can't even hold your weapon up to block or try to swipe their leg or anything

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Like you revert to an infant when you touch the floor and have to age back up to walking in real time

elfin coyote
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You have like 15% but yeah

spare drift
elfin coyote
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You can grab

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Ive knocked over people while in the ground

spare drift
forest ravine
# elfin coyote You can grab

You USED to be able to grab

My character is incapable of holding a grab for more than one second, if it even works right to begin with

elfin coyote
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Only if very damaged

ember ingot
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if you're wounded your character will let go easily

forest ravine
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I have not successfully grabbed and held once at any health

spare drift
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except im not wounded i fell over on my own

forest ravine
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He grabs and instantly lets go

spare drift
forest ravine
elfin coyote
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Just keep spaming the q and e buttins

forest ravine
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THIS IS THE HALF SWORD CHAT GRRRRAH TAKE IT TO GENERAL

lofty bough
soft osprey
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Okay I’ll give you a good reason. It’s oblivion. You’re welcome

spare drift
soft osprey
elfin coyote
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That sometimes works

spare drift
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oh it does and its hilarious

lofty bough
spare drift
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i just wish i could do more

elfin coyote
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I wrestled somebody

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Wile in ground

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Just grabed him

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And sometimes he does the job all by himself

forest ravine
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For me, it feels like Willie is enfeebled in the current update

Loses balance even walking in a straight line, ANY physical contact and he's on the ground, cannot hold onto someone for the life of him, is instantly winded-unconscious from any hit of any weapon, swings are slower and clumsier, stabbing is all over the place and weak

elfin coyote
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Willie is sick

forest ravine
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It controls monstrously worse than the playtest to the point of feeling like the physics are the issue

Like the basic physics model is fucked somehow

elfin coyote
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Do you know the asthma bug?

forest ravine
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'Sthma bug

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No

light monolith
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I have killed the last two bosses and everyone inbetween missing an arm T-T

elfin coyote
forest ravine
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That's a bug?

light monolith
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both

elfin coyote
light monolith
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U see deez feet?

forest ravine
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With no irony, I genuinely believed that was just part of balancing because it feels in tune with all the other issues

forest ravine
elfin coyote
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Dam

proud knoll
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wooo beat the commoner boss

elfin coyote
shy maple
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i keep getting fatal error

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chat i am cooked

soft osprey
forest ravine
shy maple
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sometimes it takes longer sometimes it happens as soon as i hit someone

surreal birch
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I can't select a gore level when I boot the demo, anyone know of a fix?

soft osprey
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Ah yeah. Make sure you’re running on dx11, turn down blood and graphics if necessary

shy maple
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go to game settings and change it yourself

soft osprey
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One sec

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Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!

Navigate to and delete each of the Half Sword folders located in the following directory.
C:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common
C:\Users\<USERNAME>\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5

Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.

Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.

light monolith
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yeah thanks bro I didn't need that

proud knoll
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aaaand tot he abyss i go

forest ravine
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Also this is definitely more an opinion than a serious complaint, but holy shit the Advanced Bat-with-Nails is overpowered next to the other options

Blades being lightsabers does not help because it's just a giant area of effect that turns your arms and legs off

elfin coyote
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Tru

forest ravine
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I think the biggest issue with game balancing RE: weapons is that they super over-corrected from the previous just-abyss Demo

They felt blunt weapons were overpowered and it feels like they brute forced it by making them all weigh 3 times as much and making the blades deal full damage from any level of contact, which to me feels really clumsy and definitely upsets the balance worse

elfin coyote
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True

ember ingot
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blunt is still viable

tired coral
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if you go into settings and adjust the gore value lower it makes blades less effective as it takes more to dismember

forest ravine
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Like I can't think of any point in the game where that stupid thing isn't the best option

Even against full plate armor it still has a load of leverage and delivers a lot of blunt trauma through armor, and the forty little blades make it way more likely to actually hit exposed soft points

elfin coyote
elfin coyote
light monolith
soft osprey
forest ravine
# ember ingot blunt is still viable

I love the blunt weapons still- the flanged mace is probably my favorite- but I'm mostly complaining about blades cutting too easily

And I don't mean just dismemberment, i mean like your skin blows open if you just touch a blade, and the damage effect is the same on lower gore

ember ingot
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yes i noticed that blades cut too well

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the farmer axe is ridiculous

elfin coyote
zealous vale
forest ravine
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It just doesn't take the limb off, but it still damages

soft osprey
forest ravine
soft osprey
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It’s not important I was just poking fun

soft osprey
elfin coyote
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Yeah

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Fair enough

forest ravine
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I wish I was good at throwing

elfin coyote
zealous vale
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why giving up or begging doesn't work anymore

soft osprey
forest ravine
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I've seen people who can actually throw daggers in this game and I'm so fucking jealous

shy maple
forest ravine
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Fair

elfin coyote
soft osprey
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Throwing takes a alot of practice and/or great luck

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Usually luck

zealous vale
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now it doesn't do anything beside utter some word

tired coral
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it still does for me

forest ravine
slender hull
forest ravine
soft osprey
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YouTube wouldn’t lie to me

lofty lily
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Fr thought crawling out of bounds would save them

forest ravine
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S00PER L3G1T!!!1!! REAL (no fake!!)

lofty lily
elfin coyote
soft osprey
shy maple
forest ravine
forest ravine
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Ooh sorry

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Batman says no

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And I trust his take on throwing shit at people

shy maple
forest ravine
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That's like 60% of his moves

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!!!

elfin coyote
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Man

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Bad timing

forest ravine
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Poor batman

fallow dune
deep shale
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how do you defeat enemy pitchfork

soft osprey
deep shale
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smaller knife? ok

tired coral
deep shale
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victory? ok

soft osprey
# deep shale smaller knife? ok

Only thing I can really say is knock to the side and rush. Don’t keep your distance, that’s when they’re at the advantage

deep shale
zealous vale
granite bobcat
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Man Im too ass for permadeath

austere bison
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we can't change the keybinds no?

oak path
slender hull
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I degloved the main menu willy

deep shale
hallow pilot
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Does the game get harder after completing your first gauntlet? Gauntlet prestiged

fallow stone
deft trail
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when are we getting loadout customization in free mode vro 🙏

deft trail
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i dont wanna refresh like 8000000 times just to get the weapons i want anymore

solemn holly
deft trail
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heartbreaking

hallow pilot
hallow pilot
static spoke
lofty lily
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if you fall over you can crawl

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push the opposite direction you normaly would to get up

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and you will crawl

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@static spoke

static spoke
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thanks

gilded lava
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what's up half sworders

forest ravine
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Holy FUCK dude

I just fought the Beggar Boss

He got me clean in the side of the head with the axe, but because I had grabbed a helmet, it actually fucking deflected the blow

gilded lava
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OG beggar boss was something else

forest ravine
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Like not even with knocking me over, like the axe blade just flew off and over my head and I was able to slice him

That was nuts

gilded lava
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one time i beat the og beggar boss without a weapon cause i didn't know at that point that i was meant to pick up a weapon

grim latch
gilded lava
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that was when the shears were hidden and there weren't as many items on the ground

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i feel bad for the veteran boss because there's basically no way that he survies that fight

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like he either beats you or you catch the top of his head exposed which is basically always a kill

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btw have any of you realised that once an opponent is down, a surefire way to make sure they surrender is just start dragging them around the arena

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nobody likes getting dragged

tight fern
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is it even possible to beat the last rank?

fallow stone
tight fern
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is it possible to even beat the last rank bc i die everytime

fallow stone
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yes get a long range weapon, keep your distance and be smart about it

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the actual boss is easy

ornate vortex
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is pvp going to be a thing in this game

grim latch
stone kite
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I like the new mode, I run the game better, I like the slowmo, but the combat just feels off

elfin coyote
odd kiln
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I know

elfin coyote
stone kite
solemn holly
ornate vortex
stone kite
forest ravine
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Exactly exactly, amen amen 🙏

bold olive
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one of my favorite things in this game is when your weapon gets stuck in a dude and you have to block another dude's attacks while trying to pull it out

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action movie shit

stone kite
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or when you get a guy on the ground and swap to a dagger to stab ez

forest ravine
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Yeee it feels fucking sick

stone kite
stone kite
elfin coyote
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any solution?

stone kite
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or an enemy

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OH the shield thing

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pray

elfin coyote
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me

normal sinew
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💀

stone kite
# elfin coyote me

yeah i have no idea how to get it unstuck
sometimes it does, sometimes it doesnt

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maybe theres a way to get it unstuck but idk

elfin coyote
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I just discovered that while in the bug if you try to unseathe a sword you do phisics bug

grim latch
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my bad meant to show picture of peasant boss flying not him

forest ravine
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I have one time pulled myself into the sky trying to take a dagger out of its sheath

grim latch
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well that guy got flung by my pitchfork of furry

light monolith
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Since when was this weapon so nuts?, this is the result of ONE hit

elfin coyote
light monolith
grim latch
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i have a thing for making enemy wilkies go high in the sky

elfin coyote
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how?

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just resting to restore my health

light monolith
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"HAVING FUN YET?!" "ANSWER ME!" ... "I--Take the good- with the bad..."

echo mango
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pardon me .

light monolith
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Mahito got bro

light monolith
chilly vector
chilly vector
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literally

granite bobcat
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Is there any way to stop the random fatal errors

light monolith
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"there were no signs"

shut garden
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is it possible that I'm only getting fatal errors because I'm using 10+ year old parts with 16gb of ddr3 800Mhz?

gentle warren
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can the last willie in the ultimate challenge not die

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I wanna take his weapons

echo mango
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this man turned into this

light monolith
grim latch
light monolith
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me and my beloved ❤️

lofty lily
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Fighting with the dmg almost all the way down is so fun

mental shuttle
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any solutions for when the game isnt responding and you cant choose gore level

ocean obsidian
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the falling down mechanic is so frustrating rn

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falling down is pretty much death

thick gust
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if u fell u most likely were gonna die

granite sparrow
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Is there a mod or something to skip the Beggar stage of the gauntlet

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its tedious

ocean obsidian
odd kiln
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🥀

ocean obsidian
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your character just does that sometimes

odd kiln
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yea there should be some kind of reliable crawl mechanic at least

fluid bloom
odd kiln
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whatever that means

fluid bloom
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Bro doesn't know

fluid bloom
river steppe
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i wish you could fight the bosses in free mode

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to like practice

ocean obsidian
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i wish you could pick your opponents in free mode in general

finite dust
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How do I fix fatal error

thick gust
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lol

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theres no fix to it

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its a part of the game

minor veldt
steady yacht
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baron sucks

thick gust
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mace is goated

jolly gorge
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TY

frozen tide
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anyone else think the baron is hard to control?

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like clearly he's stronger than normal units but his weapons are a little too heavy for him

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especially the sword

river steppe
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yea

sinful creek
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this game really really pisses my right the fuck off sometimes

restive dawn
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the baron armour is only golden?

sinful creek
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currently on my attempt for 3rd ultimate challenge. beat twice before. this time I'm just getting fucking one shotted every time

sinful creek
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It's all the way down

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always

minor veldt
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NPC damage up then?

sinful creek
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maxed. always. I'm just trash at the game now, I think

minor veldt
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Man

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I defeated the baron with a billhook

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Maybe try finding one

sinful creek
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billhook USED TO be OP

minor veldt
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It still is my friend

sinful creek
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I've been having some real trouble with it lately

minor veldt
sinful creek
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getting stuck on the ground and stuff

fluid bloom
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It is, but less so, because Willie stopped practicing with his front arm

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Makes the weapon stupidly floaty for no god damn reason

fluid bloom
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also less floaty for no god damn reason

lost badger
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What tier is the two handed mace in? I only ever find it in abyss lately

minor veldt
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5th one

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I don't know the name of it though

fluid bloom
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What would you do if you died and went to the Abyss, but Willie said

sleek osprey
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uhh question, why can the groin be chopped off independently

south fox
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ah i dont have mp4 perms

versed kettle
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is ts game rlly laggy rn or just me

fluid gorge
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Got to the last boss on knight level, I can do this, is there anyway to reset the sliders on damage to defeat? I moved one a little and am not sure if it's back in the right place

sleek osprey
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omg i did it again

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wtf??

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these poor lads

limber marlin
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i hate/love this game LOL

cobalt sparrow
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love the update, a shame i cant see how many hours i poured into the og playtest and demo

cobalt sparrow
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nothings hidden, only shows hours for most recent demo

wintry delta
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when the balance getting fixed

frosty knot
subtle mirage
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Please do not add feces to the game I have a crippling phoiba

round rivet
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the game bugged and i was sent to beggar fights

elfin coyote
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spin attack

round rivet
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terrifying

elfin coyote
round rivet
elfin coyote
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oh

fallow stone
bright cypress
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anyone know if the devs will go for historical accuracy or later on will add fantasy weapons like a giant claymore

round rivet
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i kinda just spawned in against beggars '

elfin coyote
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yes

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that is a small bug

elfin coyote
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finally defeated the baron for second time

fallow stone
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just based on how the game has developed so far

twin pumice
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What is the estimated release for the game again?

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I know like 2025, but isn't it like 3rd quarter

serene tulip
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4th

twin pumice
thorny perch
serene tulip
soft osprey
deep shale
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a lotta people underestimate just how much damage the ground does

serene tulip
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That was one of the scarier fights I've had in awhile. Glad I was able to injure his arm so it wasn't swinging at me full force lol

jolly gorge
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bro i literally have the half sword main character variants

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wait

cunning nebula
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is there a way to reset your progress in gauntlet mode?

weak heron
jolly gorge
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i send it

serene tulip
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Damn, I don't think I've seen a Willie so unlucky to get stabbed with his own spear, especially in such a depressing manner lol

jolly gorge
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he died?

serene tulip
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yes

jolly gorge
jolly gorge
elfin coyote
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revenge is so sweet

jolly gorge
elfin coyote
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im still in photo mode

elfin coyote
jolly gorge
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my god

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hes literally jesus

misty pivot
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i feel this is such a silly question but i just started playing and im at beggar and all i can seem to do is enter the abyss. how do i start free mode or gauntlet mode?

serene tulip
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press play demo

misty pivot
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no way

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tysm im silly as hell

sacred tangle
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why ts game keep crashing holy

elfin coyote
sacred tangle
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alr

raven fractal
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THIS GAME STINKS WHY DO MY LEGS NOT WORK OMGGG

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I AM A 80 YEAR OLD MAN FIGHTING

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me when im dumb

elfin coyote
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yep

raven fractal
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its when the boss grabs me by the knee and i just flip over like a oversimulated cat

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and it takes 20 min to load to the abyss

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bro

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the scythe boss just hit a doom finisher on me

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the early stages is luck based

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if u explode from an axe

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that is so boring

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go cheat the game bc ur bad

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of u have to do that buddy its rly sad

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with the pitch too

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ur shit at the game

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are u dumb?

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i said it like 3 times

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idiit

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idiit

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jjk fans when it comes to being insufferable

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i would slam u if their was multiplayer

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tbh

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LOL

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copium

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yk your bad

fast ingot
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their

raven fractal
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lapdog typing up a paragraph

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lol

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ur even bad at typing

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ur not fooling anyone

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jjk fans are so corny

raven fractal
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see my boyfirsnd is giving some slob that means your wrong!

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fucking jojo fan

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go suck a dick

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jjk fan calling me a clown BAHAHHAHA

pure cobalt
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oh its this dude

raven fractal
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now hes acting like he doent see my chats to seem nonchelaunt

slim glade
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nah, jesters were purposefully entertaining

raven fractal
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i lose spelling mistake

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🤫

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go to dms and vc me psy

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jjk fan

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??

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loser alert

frail forge
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Not the jester

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The village idiot

raven fractal
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ur lsiting to pink flotyed get a personality

frail forge
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My personality IS pink floyd

restive garnet
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Yo no drama

pure cobalt
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youre being ragebaited

raven fractal
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how is that a joke?

elfin coyote
raven fractal
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ur humor must be horrid if u think thats a joke

fossil plume
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nothing beats a nice one hour halfsword session before work as soon as you wake up

frail forge
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Its ok guys

raven fractal
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projecting much?

frail forge
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I am not offended

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Yeah but ur an idiot so that means they suck

soft osprey
raven fractal
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all this over me saying i fell over in halfsword

slim glade
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heya mod !! 👋

raven fractal
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and im being ragebaited

soft osprey
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settle down

raven fractal
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okay

soft osprey
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let me read

frail forge
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Bro fell in fall sword

raven fractal
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local gonna start slobbering on the devs knob now

fast ingot
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thats a mod bro

frail forge
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All the devs have one collective knob

raven fractal
slim glade
raven fractal
slim glade
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i now whole heartedly believe the devs are really just cerberus on a computer

frail forge
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This is why we cant give them any money yet

soft osprey
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there we go

fast ingot
tight fern
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yo are they ever gonna add multiplayer

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so me and my friends can beat the piss outta eachother

soft osprey
slim glade
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honestly if multiplayer DOES become a thing at least eventually i just know it'd be an absolute friendship ender, i love it

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i also do wonder just how much the full game will have if this is only a fraction of it

inner tinsel
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my character just started to lose energy

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and didnt recover

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is that a bug or is that intentional

lethal crag
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running, punching, getting socked in the cranium by a mace????

rugged quest
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I fucking hate the first boss

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its actually impossible

lethal crag
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you got this

rugged quest
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nah bc all the other ones are easier bc u spawn w stuff but on the first one u j get bullshit

lethal crag
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if you can auto thrust that into him he usually drops dead

rugged quest
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i got him this time

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i j used the knife lmao

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but i j sliced through him

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great nvm

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i died in commoner

vapid hull
fallow stone
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when i try that, i get thrown to the floor instantly and sliced in half

restive garnet
vapid hull
fallow stone
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sometimes they go braindead too

vapid hull
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It appears I have not changed it from my murder mckiller death sandbox settings

delicate ermine
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when is full game coming out?

restive garnet
boreal path
vapid hull
vapid hull
tacit prawn
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Man this streamer named Caseoh sucks at this game lol

restive garnet
tacit prawn
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right

potent ledge
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Random question, I’d like to restart my gauntlet run, but I’m stuck at the final challenge and can no longer die of death, any clue how to reset or am I out of luck?

tacit prawn
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You probably got to delete your save in the files or someshit

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or just beat the ultimate challenge

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that reset the progress after you beat it

potent ledge
idle sierra
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same here

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every spear is just certain death for me

potent ledge
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Any polearm is goated

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They just have such good reach

boreal path
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cavemen said this

idle sierra
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maybe im just bunz with swords

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i need to practice with em

potent ledge
idle sierra
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holy

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o7

potent ledge
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Ow

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That must have hurt

vapid hull
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The rematch of a lifetime
-# I used the right settings this time

idle sierra
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do yall use the slow time much during fighting? I cant tell if it helps

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based

lethal crag
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but it isnt often

vapid hull
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Good for you

boreal path
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love seizing falchion users by the lapel and impaling them

potent ledge
lethal crag
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generational sell 🥀

vapid hull
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dinnae forget the helmet...

lethal crag
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oh this one

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😭🙏

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for sure

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he gave you that “yknow i never thought id make it this far..” look bro

potent ledge
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We all have our bad days, bro just wanted to take a nap.

elder jackal
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whos up halfing their swords

lethal crag
vapid hull
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dont slip :(

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I like no logo more

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I always like no logo more

vernal bolt
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anyone else’s feet been crisscrossing more often recently??? I have been falling an insane amount

tacit prawn
fossil roost
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yo

lethal crag
uncut sage
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I need the candle stick holder to be a weapon you can spawn with, tis second only to the broomstick of death

glossy charm
rain acorn
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i popped off the baron's helmet in abyss wow

fluid bloom
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Fellas

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Is it gay to parry? Think about it, your blade is touching another mans blade. Which is touching his hands. And we all know Willy got his name for a reason

tawdry violet
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One message removed from a suspended account.

rain acorn
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so apparently you can put people on your hip as though they're a weapon

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trophy

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wait no

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it's specifically the targe

wide mauve
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Who else plays in lowest possible graphic settings because they play on a toaster 😎

distant kernel
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i just beat death by kicking somone to death while i had no arms

tacit prawn
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I got a 4090 and get no toast

wide mauve
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No gif perms…

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😩 😭

livid anchor
wide mauve
tacit prawn
#

it's a glitch

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I discovered it infact

livid anchor
#

how can i play as baron against other classes

livid anchor
tacit prawn
#

it's like if someone discovered a new animal species and someone else a week later discovered it too

fluid bloom
rain acorn
#

who does this guy think he is

patent blade
tacit prawn
rain acorn
#

so after being in post baron void for a while, i think i've determined the best weapon for knights

#

half sworded warhammer

tacit prawn
#

I want force lighting in Half Sword

rain acorn
#

this'n

rain acorn
#

(the best tool is your fists actually, but it takes the fun out of it)

serene tulip
#

what if fists are fun tho

fluid bloom
#

Billhook better

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If I kick Willy in teh dick I expect him to not just tank it

serene tulip
fluid bloom
serene tulip
#

it is apparently not a glaive as I was corrected early on

rain acorn
#

ah man i hate that i don't record these runs

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i just hooked someones legs, causing him to fall backwards onto a crate

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was super funny

serene tulip
#

it's okay, despite no recording I shal lvisualize it

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confirmation it is pretty funny

rain acorn
#

wut

you can find golden armor in crates after a certain point?

serene tulip
fluid bloom
rain acorn
low dagger
#

ever since update, i get bad frames :(

serene tulip
rain acorn
pallid oar
# fluid bloom Axe is superior

Did you know: If you swing the axe (the one in the clip) very fast, it actually falls out of your hand from how heavy it is

serene tulip
#

So unbelievably posh

rain acorn
#

new goal is to get full gold

fluid bloom
fluid bloom
serene tulip
fluid bloom
#

Probly cheating cause same fight but sh

serene tulip
#

trying to connect with his other half

fluid bloom
serene tulip
fluid bloom
#

If I recorded the time I threw my longsword into willy's dick I might have a chance

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but I can't beat the axe catch in this game

serene tulip
#

haha. It's not hard to catch it, the hard part is having it come back to you to do so

#

crossed up ankles lmao

fluid bloom
#

The best I can contest that with is this

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shid no video embed

steady ice
#

Bro got ankles

short larkBOT
serene tulip
#

actually it's not a falchion I believe, I have no idea what it is, close enough lol

fluid bloom
#

haven't played in forever, i'm praying the update they're gonna drop in like June makes that game what it SHOULD'VE been when it left early acces

serene tulip
#

many such cases

fluid bloom
#

It's basically impossible to sneak into towns to do stuff [typically rescuing captured allies] if you're high notoriety, so Warband let you just go "Fuck it, have a bo-staff and 1v4 the gate guard in monk attire" or pay off a nearby town to start a fire so your chance to sneak in isn't literally 0%

#

Warbanner? Uhhhhh 0% no ifs ands or butts. Get cught

serene tulip
fluid bloom
#

God forbid you get to use your townware and weapons. Nope.

btw there are sidequests where if caught you CAN fight townguard in it so :) but that's me rantin about a mid game

fluid bloom
# serene tulip

We need a like 1% chance to hear the tacobell gong if we use a mace or something on a helmeted enemy rrealtalk

#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umqA5IMx_2I

If I hit the Baron in the face with my hammer I expect this noise

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serene tulip
fluid bloom
#

Nah 1% is 1%

serene tulip
upper dust
#

this willie just TOOK my falchion

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literally out of my hand

rain acorn
#

can't remember why i never got it

toxic gorge
#

Quick question from a player whose pb is the fifth rank I think: Should I make a short or a tall guy? Medium=

upper dust
#

think im done with this game bro, willie just locked my greatsword inbetween his shield and arm and now hes stabbing me

rain acorn
toxic gorge
#

does taller have worse balance or something?

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Guess it doesn't matter much

rain acorn
#

just get better at

blocking
spacing yourself where your weapons hit most effectively
and managing stamina

rain acorn
toxic gorge
#

yeah I',m not a "hardcore" player (yet) by any means. just play for fun once in a while

rain acorn
#

and that's perfectly fine

upper dust
#

WHY IN HELL DOES A WILLIE WITH A SPEAR RUN STRAIGHT INTO ME TO CLOSE THE DISTANCE. YOU HAVE REACH WILLIE

patent blade
toxic gorge
#

but thanks for the tips anyways

patent blade
#

i fight the guys that keep away and just stab

potent ledge
upper dust
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I fight the ones that play american football dude

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mf's tackle me each and every way

upper dust
#

dude this guy could have a plancon but he chooses to just slam into me with his body

light garnet
#

truly a mind opening experience for this guy

slim trellis
light garnet
#

oh thats nasty

pallid oar
#

just a reminder to watch madness 12

hidden whale
#

12 ft tall willie cant hurt you....

jolly gorge
#

Hi guys

pallid oar
#

how do you manage

hidden whale
#

time to spank the small willie

hidden whale
pallid oar
#

but my willie just

#

after possessing him

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he just erm

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suicides

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practically what i'm saying

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he falls over like a dumbass

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and then starts screaming

light garnet
#

just what the hell happened here

hidden whale
pallid oar
#

to spawn in the willie

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like what value

jolly gorge
# pallid oar suicides

He is aware.
Of the demonic presence inside him.
Willie knows.
He kills himself to kill the demon.

hidden whale
light garnet
#

shoutout to this guy for not giving

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just standing there and screaming for 10 seconds now

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he stopped bleeding entirely

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i guess we can call it a tie

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nvm he surrendered

hidden whale
#

something is off...

light garnet
vivid iris
sturdy jolt
#

When this game gets multiplayer, it will be the undisputed best game of all time

red prairie
#

you dont lose all your progress right if you die in ultimate challenge?

sturdy jolt
#

No

red prairie
#

aight bet thanks

sturdy jolt
#

You get to try as much as you want

red prairie
#

yeah i finally reached it dont wanna throw a keyboard into my monitor noobkekw

sturdy jolt
#

Oh you probably will

short hull
#

Why does it feel like the AI feel like freight trians while my wille is a fucking 98 pound twink boy who cant the or control the edge of his blade

sturdy jolt
#

Skill issue

short hull
#

Surely thats definetly the reason

#

thank you for giving me the answer to the universe

#

your mother is proud of your oscar

sturdy jolt
#

I’m serious. You just gotta learn how to control it better. I’ll give some actual tips.

vivid iris
safe kraken
#

ok whats the best strat for commoner boss.. i joined just to ask (hi btw :D)

short hull
red prairie
vivid iris
short hull
#

Im doing fine at slashing and getting my blade where i want it. BUT it feels like its just not cutting

red prairie
#

use your weapon not your entire body

sturdy jolt
#

Move your mouse with your hands, not the weapon. Change your sensitivity to about 1/4 of the bar. Practice moving your hand slowly, feel the weight and momentum of your weapon.

short hull
#

but their blades lightly kiss my skin and then BOOM there goes my leg

red prairie
#

try to get a hit in before you rush in get them wobbly before you rush in

short hull
thorny stream
#

willie has the david goggins mindset

sturdy jolt
#

Move your weapon so there’s tension and momentum against your hand, then move it the opposite direction quickly. This will give you good edge alignment.

thorny stream
sturdy jolt
#

If you learn how to do this you can make the blade cut every time

thorny stream
#

swing the blade ACROSS, not flail it

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bring it down horizontally across your torso in a straight line

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use your body to force the swing, not just your arms

short hull
#

Full swings?

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Ill give this a go

thorny stream
#

step forward once for a full swing into it

sturdy jolt
#

I never do full swings

thorny stream
#

has a high risk of slicing open your chest but if you time it right youll bring the blade down on his neck

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whenever i fail i usually toss the sword and just beat the shit out of him while i bleed out

sturdy jolt
#

Full swings leave you open, you can get full power swings with small cuts, and if you’re trying to slice them, you don’t need power, just precision

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Smaller swings give more precision

regal wagon
#

has anyone seen enemies trying to balance on one foot and their weapon when they had one of their legs cut off?

regal wagon
#

becasue thats what i just had

thorny stream
short wagon
thorny stream
#

ive mastered the art of the takedown and the throwing weapon

thorny stream
#

opponent has a bigger weapon?

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throw your fucking sword at them

vivid iris
sturdy jolt
#

I need to get good at that. I’ve seen people do it but I never learned

regal wagon
#

i tried to make a video but somehow i cant capture half sword with nvidia but it always sais "some app is preventing capture"...

thorny stream
#

throwing it is easy

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whats hard is aim and precision

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with a good toss you can hit full armor in the weak spots

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boom, blade coming out through their shoulder

vivid iris
short wagon
#

Spiked spear enemies are scary more than guy with scythe

red prairie
#

guy with the scythe is easy tho

pallid oar
vivid iris
regal wagon
#

how does one use a shield? it doesnt seem tio be possible to hold a shield up and swing with the right hand weapon? he always swings the shield too

short wagon
#

Same works with polearms, which is making easy to kill someone with pitchfork by just running toward them

sturdy jolt
vivid iris
sturdy jolt
#

Yeah I sent that before seeing the video lol

past turtle
#

anyone have that guide explaining how to fight against any level

sturdy jolt
#

Wdym any level?

past turtle
#

theres some way you can fight against any rank no matter your own

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but i forget how

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someone posted a guide on it a while ago

sturdy jolt
#

If you play through the gauntlet you can use any tier at any point

merry wagon
#

Is there a way to change the map?

sturdy jolt
#

Nope

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You can play abyss

merry wagon
#

ah okay

past turtle
#

tier is the word i was looking for btw sorry for the confuson lol

sturdy jolt
#

Yes, you have to work up to it by beating the lower tiers though, and you'll lose the progress if you die. Another way is with the Half sword enhancer mod

past turtle
#

how do you choose the tier to fight against (without changing your own)

sturdy jolt
#

Well with gauntlet you just choose the tier and it

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will continue your progress

past turtle
#

ohh i see

sturdy jolt
#

In half sword enhancer, it's a bit harder, I can explain if you want

past turtle
#

when i select a lower tier it gives me a loadout from that tier

sturdy jolt
#

Yeah, it will

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But you continue your progress at the highest unlocked tier

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If you're playing at a lower tier, it will give you bonus points to progress faster too

past turtle
#

ah i dont think i put it right

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there was a way you could, for example, be a man at arms fighting militia

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without mods

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it may have been exploiting a glitch

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okk i see what you meant actually, yeah something like this but the other way around (me being the higher rank)

sturdy jolt
#

You can do this with the mod I mentioned

past turtle
#

ah ok, well its no big deal then

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thank you for your help though i appreciate it

sturdy jolt
#

Well there's also the brave stand game mode

past turtle
#

well yeah

shell bobcat
#

r u ok?

fluid bloom
# rain acorn i saw robbaz play warband and it looked super fun

Great game, though the middle-ending is a slog imo. Sieges are a lot worse in it [just storm the walls and climb the ladder, literally that's it.] Warbanner improved em a fair bit, multiple angles. Also the horsemen of the steppe are a lot less annoying. Closest I ever came to beating the game is like 33% of the realm conquered. It's a lot like a Total War campaign though, you'll probly never finish it cause the front chunk of the game is the best

merry wagon
#

Just got stabbed by my own sword... when my own sword was impaled in the dude lol

rocky flint
#

is there a way to reset progress?

merry wagon
#

Theres progress?

pure cobalt
#

is it a bug if in the ultimate challenge the ais are killing each other

rocky flint
#

the classes

pure cobalt
#

i just watched a dude kill his teammate

rocky flint
#

im now always at baron

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but i want to restart

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so is there a way to restart? or not.

merry wagon
#

How do you progress-

rocky flint
#

dude

pure cobalt
#

wtf the ais are killing each other

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how do i fix this

rocky flint
#

im always stuck at the last class

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i want to flipping start over

pure cobalt
#

delete all the game files probably

rocky flint
#

whenever i reload the game

pure cobalt
#

anyway why are the ais in ultimate challenge killing each other

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this is weird

merry wagon
#

Im not trying to troll you, I have just been beating the crap out of people at beggar

pure cobalt
merry wagon
#

Gauntlet

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and abyss

pure cobalt
#

so

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theres a point bar at the bottom

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whenever you finish right

merry wagon
#

the one that says score

pure cobalt
#

yea

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once its full

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you can move onto the boss

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and that allows oyu move up a tier

merry wagon
#

Oh is that it

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Ive gotten to the 3rd lookin one, but is it supposed to save

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OH

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I FIGURED IT OUT

pure cobalt
merry wagon
#

Yeah, I figured it out by pressing "play demo" lol

pure cobalt
#

oh

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well good luck

#

this game is very frustrating

livid hornet
#

The game crashes when I pass the last stage ,who can help me

merry wagon
#

Idk I just beat the shit out of the first boss with a knife lol

pure cobalt
pure cobalt
livid hornet
#

I didn’t really understand you ,how would the alt key help me ?

pure cobalt
#

if the game is still open

livid hornet
#

I tried this,but the game shut down completely every minute

pure cobalt
pallid oar
#

how the fuck do you even spin kick? i dont understand

rocky flint
#

just reinstalled my files

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im still at baron

#

please help

merry wagon
#

Made it to commoner

rocky flint
#

BRO CAN ANYONE HELP? IM STUCK AT BARON AFTER REINSTALLING THE GAME

#

RESTART PROGRESS ALREADY BRUH

pure cobalt
merry wagon
#

I died on the second enemy cause I got poked and then suddenly split in half lol

rocky flint
#

does anyone know how to restart their progress bruh

#

i need some serious fucking help

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the game is deranged if it dont restart after i delete the files and reinstall

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this fuckass game doesnt want me to restart

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devs

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fix it

fluid bloom
rocky flint
#

DUDE

#

WHEN I DIE IN GAUNLET

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IT DOESNT RESTART

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CAUSE IM ALREADY AT THE BARON

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and nothing kill me

#

e

fluid bloom
#

Due to incessant whining, if you reach the ultimate challegne I believe in the last update they made it so dying no longer resets progress? idk

pure cobalt
rocky flint
#

it sends me back to the menu

#

with all my classes

#

and not the abyss

gilded breach
#

Yes u have reached ult challenge

rocky flint
#

yes

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but i want to restart

fluid bloom
#

Then beat the challenge

rocky flint
#

i did

fluid bloom
gilded breach
fluid bloom
#

That's including 3-4 crashes cause demo build

rocky flint
#

the challenge is beat the golden knight right?

gilded breach
#

With purple dude

rocky flint
#

yes

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i did

#

but i beat the gold knight

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and then i had the baron wearing all the armor

#

and the loot

gilded breach
#

Ye it does slund like u beat it amd its supposed to reset gauntlet

pure cobalt
restive barn
#

MY GUY CAN BARELY WALK

empty tapir
#

I was so close breh

restive barn
empty tapir
#

bye

#

c:

pure cobalt
#

bye

rocky flint
#

GANG

mortal pagoda
rocky flint
#

WHO WANTS THE WORST PHOTO OF THE CENTURY, HOW AM I NOT DEAD

#

dm me

mortal pagoda
rocky flint
#

sent it in photography

#

idk how am not dead

fluid bloom
rocky flint
#

and i just crashed

#

how

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it said fatal error

#

💀

fluid bloom
# rocky flint idk how am not dead

Sometimes the damage glitches out. I had an instance once in the playtest where I was legit half a body and I was just... perfectly fine

rocky flint
#

ok

sleek valve
#

guys how do i get past the first duo in the ultimate challenge

rocky flint
#

BRUH

#

FATAL ERROR AGAIN

sleek valve
#

their teamwork is so fucking crazy

quasi gale
#

Usually using the entire space is good cause you don't wanna have their deaths overlap where gear is or it's gonna crash

#

Have had too many times where 2 willies decided to collapse together then game fatal errors

supple cedar
rocky flint
#

bryh

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the fuckass game just said fatal error and proceded to shut down my computer

#

what

sleek valve
quasi gale
rocky flint
supple cedar
rocky flint
#

res 1440p and dx_12 high settings

quasi gale
#

At least for me that helped I'm using a 1060 gtx and a i7 7700k

sleek valve
#

or even worse, A MACE

quasi gale
#

Overclock at ya own risk tho make sure ya don't do no silly voltage changes

sleek valve
#

and a tiny dagger

quasi gale
#

Mace is op if used right

sleek valve
#

yeah but against the absolute range of plancon

rocky flint
#

oh hell nah

quasi gale
#

Just gotta aim high and swing slowly cause ya stamina plays a big factor in ya damage

rocky flint
#

it said fatal error again

#

bruh

#

what is this game on

sleek valve
#

try switching to the other dx option

#

if you'r eon dx12 switch to dx11 if you're on dx11 switch to dx12

rocky flint
#

but it looks ass 💀

supple cedar
sleek valve
#

DEAL WITH IT

#

i had to deal with it too

pure cobalt
#

ive been on dx11 this whole time no wonder why its not crashing my game

quasi gale
pure cobalt
#

my pc is terrible

quasi gale
#

But all it be is a skill issue or just plain shit luck at the end of the day so is what it is

#

Yea dx12 id use if it didn't almost cook my pc the few times I tried loading into the abyss

supple cedar
rocky flint
#

bruh, my specs should easily run high settings on dx_!2

#

12*

sleek valve
#

dx12 and abyss is just incompatible

rocky flint
#

why does it keep crashing

quasi gale
#

Just gotta hold out for optimization in the future

sleek valve
#

stay in dx11 until they optimize their shit

quasi gale
#

Unreal engine 5 very unstable probably better to stay at dx11

rocky flint
#

BUT I CRASH IN DX_11 ASWELL

#

IT STILL SAYS FATAL ERROR

#

BUT IM GETTING SUPER GOOD FPS

quasi gale
#

Hmmm strange

#

I use outdated specs so I can't really help much on this cause I struggle to even load the game lmao

sleek valve
supple cedar
sleek valve
#

YEAH IGNORE THE FATAL ERROR!!!!! ❗ ❗ ❗

#

‼️

supple cedar
#

are you being sarcastic?

rocky flint
#

as soon as i ignore it

#

it works