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#halfsword-chat-⚔
slate granite
pallid oar
fun fact: you can kick off the helmet off willie's head
jolly gorge
It would be so silly but so fun
pallid oar
We need a flail
mace on a chain on a stick?
slate granite
if i can just cut it of
slate granite
jolly gorge
mace on a chain on a stick?
I mean yeah,that do be what a flail is
pallid oar
craziest thing chat, instead of cutting willie's head, i bruised it somehow with my blade
jolly gorge
Lmao better yet,we need a bull whip
slate granite
jolly gorge
I'd be doing some Indiana Jones type shit
slate granite
i be doing a lot
soft jacinth
How can i get the tech demo?. really confused right now
dim holly
This shit is kinda tuff bro
elfin coyote
which is the most anoying enemy on the ultimate challenge?
pallid oar
This shit is kinda tuff bro
on what death are you on, diavolo?
dim holly
on what death are you on, diavolo?
I stopped counting
pallid oar
I stopped counting
if you think abt it , you dying in half swords now is a canon death for diavolo
slate granite
pallid oar
the "uh oh, i meant to stab" stance
slate granite
if you think abt it , you dying in half swords now is a canon death for diavolo
i already killed him in people playground so
slate granite
thats also cannon
dim holly
the "uh oh, i meant to stab" stance
So true
slate granite
blocking is no option 🗣️
slate granite
the "uh oh, i meant to stab" stance
bruh
pallid oar
So true
if you die rn in half sword, that's another death for diavolo cuz technically you have a pfp of diavolo in ts game's discord server and automatically, it gotta count
GER requiem did diavolo dirty tho
dim holly
I’m just sitting here waiting to die again
pallid oar
revert to zero meant to be simple but diavolo had to use his king crimson's abilities
oh wait i js realized
revert to zero kind of reverses time in a way
and diavolo's skips time
and it makes a loop
i'm so fucking retar ted
slate granite
they need to add a hard mode
a REAL hard mode
makes willies more tough
i will show you what i mean
pallid oar
a REAL hard mode
Baron x2 player damage (aka max) and npc on minimum
balmy sand
a Grete Champion mode would be cool where you are that champion
with the only round type being 'Challenger' and you just fight a random guy of that level or a level blow, to make sure other willies dont get the next rank
warped dirge
ok so how do i go back from ultimate challenge
timber pilot
halfsword got tired of me butchering corpses for the 12th time that it gave me a fatal error
dim holly
old willies where on DEMON TIME
I wish you could still do this
dim holly
Hope so
slate granite
:)
slate granite
i think i just did 1 of my BEST kills yet
we ran at each other and well
it didnt end well for him
dim holly
That’s aura bro
dim holly
I think they could add like different eras of combat
slate granite
its a medival game so
dim holly
Yea
slate granite
is my willie SMILING ?!
sturdy minnow
halfsword ranked would go so hard
slate granite
slate granite
halfsword ranked would go so hard
fr
dim holly
A duo gauntlet mode would be cool as well
slate granite
yeah the boss got quite literly 1 shoted
( technecly 0 shoted cause i didnt even attack )
dim holly
lol
dim holly
There isn’t even any blood on the axe
dim holly
Such a clean cut
dim holly
True
flat cipher
OK. Second favorite weapon after the plançon? Greatsword.
slate granite
i did it aggain
pallid oar
https://tenor.com/view/vergil-gif-25306498
did someone summon me?
dim holly
Normally I just take the front of their body off of the spine
flat cipher
Plançon if you want to tenderize the meat, greatsword if you want to make cold cuts.
pallid oar
https://tenor.com/view/vergil-chair-dmc-yamato-gif-21401933
wait level 2 has gif perms?
tawdry prism
I HAD TO VERIFY FILES FOR SOME REASOn
dim holly
Yea
tawdry prism
AND IT RESET MY DATA
tawdry prism
MOTHAFUCKA I WAS ON THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE
pallid oar
MOTHAFUCKA I WAS ON THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE
yk what you can do
tawdry prism
L. hop on fort
yeat emote
tawdry prism
npc x2 damage
slate granite
SOMEONE STOP ME !
dim holly
npc x2 damage
Real asf
pallid oar
peak trade (i still fucking lost)
severe hazel
and when i land a bunch of hits on them it just cuts them slightly, when their blade gets within 1 nanometer from my skin, dismembered
slate granite
imagine they add that if you cut someones head clean of they still move for a while before dying
yk
cause
eh
yl
yk
severe hazel
hardstuck knight?
naw hardstuck on ultimate challenge
dim holly
imagine they add that if you cut someones head clean of they still move for a wh...
Don’t they still move a little bit?
slate granite
Don’t they still move a little bit?
dunno
I KEEP CUTTING HEADS OF
GRAAA
im to good
dim holly
Cause like when I split someone in half their legs still try and stand
And you can still hear Willie screaming
slate granite
slate granite
Cause like when I split someone in half their legs still try and stand
1 once somehow
regenerated my body
i got cut in half and it reatached in a split second
severe hazel
i just need to get billhook or christmas tree by 3rd wave or else no point
dim holly
regenerated my body
flat cipher
regenerated my body
I know, right? Lmao. I swore I got my hand cut off one time, then I suddenly grew it back???
dim holly
regenerated my body
I’ve seen my whole torso on the ground but I still have a torso it’s weird
slate granite
pallid oar
knight vs king/baron
dim holly
How are you still walking with a missing arm?
slate granite
How are you still walking with a missing arm?
build different
i once walked with only 1 leg
soo
( not walked but jumped )
dim holly
My Willie has no pain tolerance bro
queen glacier
i just did such a cool spin into a neck slice combo, but the neck didnt slice despite my knive cutting it
dim holly
He just squirms around and the screen says “you died” when I’m actively still alive
slate granite
My Willie has no pain tolerance bro
do you know that game where 1 person goes i got your nose
and then he has your nose in his hand
( not really but yk )
dim holly
Yea
dim holly
Damn
slate granite
i wasnt lying
dim holly
Do you have like the damage down but gore high?
slate granite
Do you have like the damage down but gore high?
yes
pallid oar
string cheese
dim holly
Cause I remember looking like the terminator in the old demo
slate granite
for the willies
slate granite
Cause I remember looking like the terminator in the old demo
same
this was me in the old demo
worn heron
holey moley
slate granite
holey moley
head or torso
severe hazel
also whats the strategy for figthing ranged enemies when i myself have a ranged weapon/ billhook?
worn heron
head or torso
Skull
slate granite
also whats the strategy for figthing ranged enemies when i myself have a ranged ...
slowmo
and run
pallid oar
"and at the moment he knew...he fucked up" ahh
dim holly
this was me in the old demo
Bro I had an extreme diff 2v1 and it ended with me making the two Willies look like conquest
slate granite
"and at the moment he knew...he fucked up" ahh
slate granite
Bro I had an extreme diff 2v1 and it ended with me making the two Willies look l...
i had a extreme diff 2v1 and the 2 willies broke my neck
gilded breach
his face duplicated
pallid oar
slate granite
Bro I had an extreme diff 2v1 and it ended with me making the two Willies look l...
wanna see mine ?
i still got a pic of it
pallid oar
wanna see mine ?
slate granite
pallid oar
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234913255458213888/1364264327879856261/t...
no enhancer mod or how it was called
dim holly
Damn
pallid oar
vro
dim holly
pallid oar
severe hazel
tripped over nothing and died, nice
slate granite
i love cutting heads
slate granite
wanna see what i did to mine
queen glacier
his face duplicated
palms duplicate too
pallid oar
wanna see what i did to mine
sure
pallid oar
dang
queen glacier
but instead willie grabs the dissolving corpse
pallid oar
atomic bomb vs baby ah
dim holly
i love cutting heads
Can’t send the pics rn but I have some insane pics of stabbing
slate granite
queen glacier
atomic bomb vs baby ah
spin into a neck slash
slate granite
Can’t send the pics rn but I have some insane pics of stabbing
i got insane pics of cutting heads of
dim holly
i got insane pics of cutting heads of
Yea
pallid oar
spin into a neck slash
it worked , ty ty
queen glacier
it worked , ty ty
np np
dim holly
atomic bomb vs baby ah
The purple one is the atomic bomb
dull atlas
dim holly
slate granite
pallid oar
would vergil clap diavolo's cheeks? yes
dim holly
The guys I fight in fist play have it the worst bro
slate granite
https://tenor.com/view/vergil-dmc5-gif-25645137
i made a vergil fit in monster hunter wilds
slate granite
The guys I fight in fist play have it the worst bro
you should see the ones i fight
dim holly
you should see the ones i fight
dim holly
Against the fence bro
pallid oar
i made a vergil fit in monster hunter wilds
less all be honest, vergil's sin devil trigger claps the baron with ease
dim holly
Paper cut
pallid oar
y'all know the helberd, like polearm right?
dim holly
Yea
slate granite
slate granite
kongfu panda pose
dim holly
and went back to the menu
Went to desktop*
slate granite
pallid oar
Went to desktop*
slate granite
dim holly
Aura farming bro
winter dust
🤨
flat cipher
Should I be concerned that I'm liking this game too much? I'm supposed to cut tape for moving, and I'm cutting arteries for funsies.
slate granite
Aura farming bro
dim holly
Should I be concerned that I'm liking this game too much? I'm supposed to cut ta...
Real
slate granite
Should I be concerned that I'm liking this game too much? I'm supposed to cut ta...
should i be concerned that this gore isnt enough for me
and that i need more
dim holly
should i be concerned that this gore isnt enough for me
I need disemboweling skull crushing and skinning
slate granite
I need disemboweling skull crushing and skinning
i need to be able to rip organs out
crush heads
eyes flying
dim holly
YES
dim holly
hole in chest
dim holly
True
slate granite
in the old beta
the willie was running around with no arms
no skin
skull exposed
and that with no problem
took me 10 minutes to kill him
dim holly
skull exposed
slate granite
flat cipher
I think we may be sociopaths....
dim holly
I think we may be sociopaths....
I can see what you’re saying 😭
slate granite
i said nothing
dim holly
shut hamlet
how do i get image perm
dim holly
how do i get image perm
Lvl 2
slate granite
this aint half sword related but
slate granite
what do yall think
grim summit
I recently discovered Half Sword and became a professional psychopath this game is 🩸 🔥
slate granite
I recently discovered Half Sword and became a professional psychopath this game...
i love destruction
and aura farming
:)
dim holly
I recently discovered Half Sword and became a professional psychopath this game...
Facts
shut hamlet
what do yall think
damn das shi epikk
slate granite
damn das shi epikk
this is the least epic stuff you can make in that game
( literly )
dim holly
what do yall think
If only my goat Toji could have done this canonically
shut hamlet
yeah i have it lets just say omniman was not too happy with mark (i made omniman drive mark throw a tower)
slate granite
and its blody
dim holly
yeah i have it lets just say omniman was not too happy with mark (i made omniman...
Maybe this time you’ll learn
slate granite
yeah i have it lets just say omniman was not too happy with mark (i made omniman...
wich mod
shut hamlet
https://tenor.com/view/tv-prime-invincible-omni-man-gif-3474718432791073197
yup like that but with a whole tower
grim summit
wait they are actually planniing multiplayer ? oh boy
slate granite
uhh lemme go look at it
some of the community know me as the owner of all patreons
🐲
shut hamlet
some of the community know me as the owner of all patreons
Bobs Invincible Collection (HAS POWERS) UPDATE 12
dat is the name of the mod
shut hamlet
slid into dem dms frfr
pallid oar
ez fight
pallid oar
https://tenor.com/view/bob-lapis-gif-5507049
shut hamlet
https://tenor.com/view/bob-lapis-gif-5507049
yup
lapis fr the best
where do i check my xp till lvl 2?
shut hamlet
yeah i just checked
wintry roost
hello. can't i download half sword demo anymore?
pallid oar
hello. can't i download half sword demo anymore?
my honest reaction:
also
go to the half sword steam page
and download the demo
the playtest is over
but you can play the demo
wintry roost
ah so all the tik tok streams were playtest
the ones with duels and stuff like that, in that arena from the picture above
pallid oar
first boss humbled with a knife
gilded breach
the ones with duels and stuff like that, in that arena from the picture above
nah demo is arena too now
wintry roost
thanks
floral pivot
pallid oar
i can bypass death
the second you die
go in photo mode
then get out and quickly press escp
and go to main menu
nvm
you still fucking reset
i tried chat
crimson sable
what key is for save weapons¿
molten kettle
lot of fatal error crashes recently 
crimson sable
I wonder what if half swords could add gender options
Na, willie its the perfect life form
blissful seal
Also i was thinking about they adding horses
thorny perch
Also i was thinking about they adding horses
look at wip
blissful seal
I see
sleek mica
Horses but they fall over just as easily
blissful seal
I could think a throwable weapons like a rock or a tomahawk
severe hazel
im so close to giving up on ultimate challenge, f that
thorny perch
I could think a throwable weapons like a rock or a tomahawk
nò
pallid oar
first boss humbled with a knife
second boss down
severe hazel
ultimate challenge sucks, dmc time
pallid oar
they should add the scythe in the actual loadouts
soft osprey
ultimate challenge sucks, dmc time
Dmc?
soft osprey
maybe you've heard of it
Is he going to cry or not
pallid oar
Is he going to cry or not
prolly
soft osprey
Weak
severe hazel
this time i will NOT skip dmc2
pallid oar
NEWGENS
i mean i only say watch out for them because they think dante is just a big cornball or smh and they act like they played all of the games (some of them)
pallid oar
this time i will NOT skip dmc2
please brother do not play it
alpine oasis
wacky woohoo pizza man
severe hazel
please brother do not play it
i skipped it before i just wanna finish all the games man
pallid oar
i skipped it before i just wanna finish all the games man
personally i only played dmc5 but trust me when I say ts, I SSS comboed on all characters except vergil cuz im too poor for that
cursive helm
what do i when it says prepare yourself for the ultimate challenge
is that not out yet?
alpine oasis
prepare
cursive helm
how
pallid oar
personally i only played dmc5 but trust me when I say ts, I SSS comboed on all c...
dante was a pain in the ass to master
alpine oasis
how
just click the next tier you unlocked and you should be a guy in a purple outfit
click start and get ready for pain
cursive helm
alrr
gilded breach
this time i will NOT skip dmc2
why would you do this to yourself
severe hazel
why would you do this to yourself
dedication ig lmao
gilded breach
what key is for save weapons¿
hold e if the weapons in your right hand, q if in your left hand
gilded breach
dedication ig lmao
dedication has its limits and this is the limit
crimson sable
hold e if the weapons in your right hand, q if in your left hand
:0
flint creek
I could think a throwable weapons like a rock or a tomahawk
you can throw the weapons you know
pallid oar
spinjitsu technique
calm ivy
FREAKIN ALIENS GOT ME, MAN
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k9Ah78v82qw8KGVl5?invite=cr-MSxFREssMjY1MzE2ODc2
hardy patrol
I accidentally made my enemies peasants on free mode while playing baron but I can't replicate it. I remember someone mentioning it but can't remember where
muted dew
https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663
WHERE IS MASSIVE MANAGER
First time I decapitated a armet user
light monolith
erm...
pallid oar
lucid stratus
where i can find playtest
hardy patrol
where i can find playtest
just demo now
tulip violet
where i can find playtest
Idk
crimson sable
hold e if the weapons in your right hand, q if in your left hand
thanks
peak lava
lucid stratus
just demo now
so i cant play the other version?
hardy patrol
so i cant play the other version?
They combined the two versions
pallid oar
this is the most cancerous weapon ever, thank god only bosses have this
lucid stratus
They combined the two versions
okay
gilded breach
so i cant play the other version?
only if u didnt uninstall, can still access it through game files
tho id recommend checking the new demo out
hardy patrol
Yeye
queen glacier
got my first fatal error!
calm ivy
erm...
Willie Pay Gorn would LOVE THIS, too! lol
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1360610703765012500
queen glacier
how the fuck did this happen?????
fallow dune
Maybe when I'm able to get more funny half sword clips, i'll make another compilation..
desert acorn
I have one question, is Willie without any clothes at all considered NSFW on the server?
cause he keeps flashing his bare ass rn
tulip spire
I have one question, is Willie without any clothes at all considered NSFW on the...
consider the above
chilly vector
chilly vector
https://medal.tv/de/games/half-sword/clips/k9ANSE9dmcBuXoVwW?invite=cr-MSxpN0QsM...
perfect stab
chilly vector
I have one question, is Willie without any clothes at all considered NSFW on the...
no xd
elfin coyote
yep
desert acorn
yeah ik
elfin coyote
well
boreal bluff
HOW DO I FIX FATAL ERROR CRASH EVERYTIME ON BARON
elfin coyote
HOW DO I FIX FATAL ERROR CRASH EVERYTIME ON BARON
reduce gore settings
specifically blood
tulip spire
i kinda fw Man at Arms more than Knight sometimes
calm ivy
This is the FASTEST BRAVE STAND I've gotten since the latest Demo Update!
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k9AG2qKKqx0I2cMMG?invite=cr-MSxJZjUsMjY1MzE2ODc2
elfin coyote
HOW DO I FIX FATAL ERROR CRASH EVERYTIME ON BARON
it causes issues
elfin coyote
i kinda fw Man at Arms more than Knight sometimes
I prefer the baron class
boreal bluff
alr
elfin coyote
what happend to thge playtest
just got obsolette
tulip spire
I prefer the baron class
baron is absolutely amazing and i want it to get mroe weapons but tbh i like the weapons and fashion of man at arms better sometimes
velvet edge
only demo now?
tulip spire
it depends on the day ngl
elfin coyote
i had to uninstall it
you still can play it you know?
tulip spire
only demo now?
demo got a massive update so it was kind of like they got merged
elfin coyote
only demo now?
yeah but demo is like playtest
tulip spire
free mode remains extant
elfin coyote
demo got a massive update so it was kind of like they got merged
tru
velvet edge
so should i get playtest or demo
velvet edge
il get that then'
elfin coyote
but is hard to get
tidal marlin
in the final conquest my game always crashed by error "fatal error" what should i do?
queen glacier
that was nasty
tulip spire
in the final conquest my game always crashed by error "fatal error" what should ...
Lower gore and then try again
it should've saved so you can just try the ultimate challenge again
and maybe find a stress ball
tidal marlin
it not more laggy i was on standart gore now im on gentle and it maybe won't crash
ancient dawn
what happens if i die at the ultimate challenge
rich yew
it not more laggy i was on standart gore now im on gentle and it maybe won't cra...
lowest gore setting was what I had to use
slate granite
the beheader strikes aggain
queen glacier
why are they chasing a disabled man ?
slate granite
slate granite
why are they chasing a disabled man ?
you call that disabled ?
queen glacier
you call that disabled ?
i cant hold shit
bronze gull
Half sword wiki when
queen glacier
Half sword wiki when
there is one
bronze gull
Link?
tulip spire
frankenstein
fm that odes not loki like anklestein
crystal sandal
does anyone know how to fix this thing im haveing
slate granite
let me guess
crystal sandal
like if i try to grab willie then it lets me hold on to him for a little and then just lets go
slate granite
I need disemboweling skull crushing and skinning
im aura farming aggain
dim holly
lol
queen glacier
fatal error at the last part of the ultimate challenge
hollow delta
how the teacher treats me after i tell them i still dont understand the question
hollow delta
fatal error at the last part of the ultimate challenge
turn down blood
hollow delta
+ur progress saves up even on crash for ult challenge
soft osprey
fatal error at the last part of the ultimate challenge
Turn off blood
Oh
You got answered already lol
finite dust
How do u dodge
soft osprey
Oh well
hollow delta
he turned down his blood
finite dust
What’s the keybind
hollow delta
funny guy
soft osprey
Your dads a funny guy
hollow delta
i know
queen glacier
How do u dodge
hold shift and use any direction key
soft osprey
Good
finite dust
hold shift and use any direction key
Aight thanks
queen glacier
Your dads a funny guy
my dad is dead
queen glacier
Shuuuuut uppppp
he died of a heart failure
slate granite
i got
finite dust
How do u dodge
slate granite
yeah .
slate granite
How do u dodge
step to the side
soft osprey
he died of a heart failure
I’ll show you a failure
queen glacier
I’ll show you a failure
show me
hollow delta
whats the deaaaaal with fathers!
they either leave you as a kid, or stick around just to abuse you at home.
adopted kids now those guys get a good deal
father leaves and you go "well he wasnt even mine to begin with"
slate granite
this is so peak that even a devils cry
queen glacier
i saw everything
hollow delta
my parents tried to keep it a secret that my father died
parent*
slate granite
this is so peak that even a devils cry
technicly devils dont cry
slate granite
technicly devils dont cry
but a devil may cry
cursive gate
so giving up just doesn't work
cursive gate
you can hold the button and the enemies will still kill you
slate granite
devil will cry
cursive gate
either that or you'll bleed out 0.1 second before the fight actually stops
lime bluff
What would female willie be called
cursive gate
What would female willie be called
wendy
queen glacier
imagine seeing how your father is having a heart attack as a 7 year old
dont smoke
lime bluff
What about willie
hollow delta
what about willie
lime bluff
What about williee
hollow delta
one too many e's
tulip spire
sidenote: i swear to fucking god if a single more placon a pinecone shows up in "brave stand" i am going fire an artillery cannon into an orphanage
lime bluff
one too many e's
Hmm i guess
soft osprey
my parents tried to keep it a secret that my father died
Obligatory “damn that’s crazy”
cursive gate
sidenote: i swear to fucking god if a single more placon a pinecone shows up in ...
what, you want to have fun? fuck you, deploy another pinecone
fallow dune
currently making a new video. It's unfinished, I'm planning on getting more clips
cursive gate
currently making a new video. It's unfinished, I'm planning on getting more clip...
some of the clips are out of sync
queen glacier
some of the clips are out of sync
sybau pmo
cursive gate
what
wooden gazelle
cursive gate
do you live in the 15th century
what the fuck are you talking about
queen glacier
what the fuck are you talking about
subaru ts(this)
cursive gate
subaru ts(this)
you're babbling nonsense, i don't know what the hell you're saying
slate granite
im just build different
fallow dune
some of the clips are out of sync
sorta improved it..
queen glacier
you're babbling nonsense, i don't know what the hell you're saying
🥀 🥀 🥀🥀🥀🥀
cursive gate
is this some sort of brainrot slang i don't know about
tulip spire
is this some sort of brainrot slang i don't know about
it's a regional dialect
he's shrinking every word into individual letters
cursive gate
it's a fucking acronym ?
tulip spire
at least two
cursive gate
which words
tulip spire
no clue
queen glacier
it's a fucking acronym ?
what is subaru dih dawg 🥀
cursive gate
what is subaru dih dawg 🥀
dude genuinely what the fuck are you saying
tulip spire
hey @queen glacier if i ever pass you by on the street i'm going to pick up a car and then huck it at you like how a pitcher throws a baseball
nearest pick-up truck is getting sent in your general direction
cursive gate
i'm trying to look up what he's saying online but i still don't understand
tulip spire
i know Subaru is a brand of car
tulip spire
it's like the 🗣️🔥🔥🔥 that people put in front of excited or proud sentances
cursive gate
i see
i can't believe i'm going on wikipedia to look up the stupid shit people are saying just to communicate properly
queen glacier
dude genuinely what the fuck are you saying
wtf isl my yl ts doing?
slate granite
holy perfect cut
queen glacier
twkr fr
slate granite
cursive gate
i'm just gonna block this fucking neanderthal
light garnet
my headcanon is that this one specific helmet is made of aluminium foil
queen glacier
i'm just gonna block this fucking neanderthal
ts lb js g rageb
tulip spire
wtf isl my yl ts doing?
artists rendition of me hucking a subaru at you
light garnet
ts lb js g rageb
we dont like you
queen glacier
artists rendition of me hucking a subaru at you
ts NOT SUBARU 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
queen glacier
we dont like you
thr
light garnet
scram, weirdo
slate granite
me love executions
queen glacier
scram, weirdo
what does scram mean?
tulip spire
ts NOT SUBARU 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
light garnet
what does scram mean?
get out
tulip spire
i'm going to blow the moon up
cobalt ocean
sa
tulip spire
trillions of nuclear bombs are on their way to the moon right now
queen glacier
trillions of nuclear bombs are on their way to the moon right now
ts(this shit) IS NOT TUFF
tulip spire
i'm going to collapse in on myself and become a black hole
queen glacier
all zeroes
tulip spire
and then
light garnet
can we get the mods to add "ts" to the list of brainrot terms?
cobalt ocean
türk varmı ya
queen glacier
can we get the mods to add "ts" to the list of brainrot terms?
im gonna sa you (silent assassin you)
tulip spire
im gonna sa you (silent assassin you)
:|
tulip spire
just get a mod to ban him at this point
nono you can do it
cursive gate
unfunny fuck
tulip spire
i insist
queen glacier
unfunny fuck
bro fell for the ragebait🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
@soft osprey
bro fell for the ragebait so hard 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
cursive gate
<@&1080390104562016306> sa threat
soft osprey
<@&1080390104562016306> sa threat
Thank you
tulip spire
man genuinely surprised when people get angry after he is annoying
slate granite
scarlet otter
nah i don't like him
scarlet otter
Yeah Kids need to realise SA is not funny
soft osprey
Nah but fr he’s still around but, anything else like what he said will result in a ban. So feel free to report to a moderator if seen
scarlet otter
ok I will
tulip spire
there is no coffin
it's not a coffin it's a subaru crosstrek
acoustic nest
Do you guys think that there will be more baron types?
opaque creek
Do you guys think that there will be more baron types?
Cool
slate granite
acoustic nest
He's op already but I want other weapons
acoustic nest
Nice
tulip spire
Do you guys think that there will be more baron types?
If there aren't any in the next few updates istg i'm going to be slightly disappointed
slate granite
more willie types would be nice
willies that can dodge easier
willies with more stab power
tougher skin to stab trough
opaque creek
Dodging is broken the way it is
slate granite
more health
tulip spire
HELLLL no
slate granite
Dodging is broken the way it is
none of the willies i fight get a chance to dodge
opaque creek
If AI dodged well this would be insane
elfin coyote
Dodging is broken the way it is
tru
slate granite
opaque creek
Yeah but they don’t do spin tech and maintain distance
elfin coyote
Yeah but they don’t do spin tech and maintain distance
yeah thats true
slate granite
Yeah but they don’t do spin tech and maintain distance
some of the ones i fight do the spin
opaque creek
some of the ones i fight do the spin
Never seen this in my life
elfin coyote
they dont take steps back to recover, nor do something else than aproach the player
slate granite
elfin coyote
some of the ones i fight do the spin
did they learned it
slate granite
they dont take steps back to recover, nor do something else than aproach the pla...
mine also do that
i mean step back
to recover
elfin coyote
mine also do that
is it possible that AI learns from the player?
elfin coyote
or they get progressively harder
narrow haven
how tf do I parry man
slate granite
especialy the dodging
elfin coyote
because mine fight really good with the spear but I wasnt good with it
slate granite
the more i fight the more they dodge
elfin coyote
how tf do I parry man
practice
opaque creek
how tf do I parry man
Swing into their swings with your sub 200 ms reaction time
slate granite
a white one i fought earlier dodged 5 of my sword swings to the head
elfin coyote
the more i fight the more they dodge
some strats I did before dont work anymore
slate granite
and they get faster
i dont need no strat
straight hands or head of is all i need
elfin coyote
i dont need no strat
yeah
muted cypress
So about accuracy whats the beat way to practice cause i cant swing to hit the neck or face it always go overhead or blow neck
elfin coyote
I can't even do it lmao wym practice
to be able to do it
opaque creek
I feel like parrying shit just breaks your arms on medium damage
narrow haven
to be able to do it
I can't even tell where my mouse is on the screen so that doesn't help
elfin coyote
I can't even tell where my mouse is on the screen so that doesn't help
you dont need your mouse
narrow haven
Well how can I tell where to aim
elfin coyote
So about accuracy whats the beat way to practice cause i cant swing to hit the n...
with time it just clicks
narrow haven
I think you're missing my point
elfin coyote
you see
slate granite
lets throw hands
elfin coyote
you need to get used to the arm mechanics
and from that everything else will start to make sense
opaque creek
Mouse cursor is almost completely useless
slate granite
HAIA
elfin coyote
Mouse cursor is almost completely useless
it would confuse me if im honest
slate granite
who needs a uper body if you have legs
ocean obsidian
the ai in this game has really impressed me more than anything else in it
ocean obsidian
games like blade and sorcery have been trying to do the same thing and failing for ages
narrow haven
bruh i cba atp
elfin coyote
the ai in this game has really impressed me more than anything else in it
yes it improved a lot
ocean obsidian
games like blade and sorcery have been trying to do the same thing and failing f...
it actually feels like playing multiplayer most of the time
opaque creek
Half sword online before B&S online is crazy
elfin coyote
it actually feels like playing multiplayer most of the time
they give you a hard but pleasing experience
opaque creek
Developers slacking
elfin coyote
Half sword online before B&S online is crazy
yeah it would be
it has the potencial to mix VR and PC players
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slate granite
ember ingot
making online games is hard enough without heavily modified engines
slate granite
hand throw time
opaque creek
making online games is hard enough without heavily modified engines
Thrill of the fight 2
muted cypress
with time it just clicks
Is there any mouse tracker or anything i can use to see where im cutting
ocean obsidian
this game unironically has better boxing than undisputed
narrow haven
bro I can't even get it into the position where its like pointing up above u
elfin coyote
Is there any mouse tracker or anything i can use to see where im cutting
the original demo had a mouse, but it was useles
cyan siren
then no more lights appear and nothing happens
elfin coyote
bro I can't even get it into the position where its like pointing up above u
try alt or double clicking
ember ingot
Thrill of the fight 2
do you know how hard it is to make a game work in VR
Not to mention with all the physics
elfin coyote
do you know how hard it is to make a game work in VR
totaly
narrow haven
try alt or double clicking
thats just pointing
opaque creek
do you know how hard it is to make a game work in VR
That’s why the multiplayer for thrill of the fight 2 is not great
elfin coyote
from how half sword works it would even be harder
slate granite
breh
opaque creek
But very influential to have done it
elfin coyote
That’s why the multiplayer for thrill of the fight 2 is not great
tru
ember ingot
VR coding take a lot of niche experience. multiplayer is another layer
ocean obsidian
am i the only one that really likes the fist fighting in this game
ember ingot
there's a reason that multiplayer is a giant hurdle for indie studios
opaque creek
am i the only one that really likes the fist fighting in this game
I have like 3x more hours in fists than with weapons
ocean obsidian
am i the only one that really likes the fist fighting in this game
i like how you can mix in grappling with collar ties and stuff that are actually done in real combat sports
i hope they dont neglect that since the swordplay is still the main focus
elfin coyote
i like how you can mix in grappling with collar ties and stuff that are actually...
I do, so much that im open to do a complete run only with fists
ember ingot
maybe this could come after the game is monetized
i still dont get how devs are funding their work rn
elfin coyote
maybe this could come after the game is monetized
Yeah, having online multiplayer before releasing the full game isnt a good idea
ocean obsidian
i hope they dont neglect that since the swordplay is still the main focus
i hope they do something to prevent the ora ora approach of just spamming punches
its really funny but makes it too easy to win if you want to abuse it
narrow haven
i give up
elfin coyote
i hope they do something to prevent the ora ora approach of just spamming punche...
Stamina
ocean obsidian
Stamina
you can easily kill the opponent before running out of stamina without armor
narrow haven
Are you weak
I literally can do anything but get it into the correct position
elfin coyote
you can easily kill the opponent before running out of stamina without armor
But you cant run fast while trying to
ember ingot
i also have that problem in bed
elfin coyote
Just go through the throwing random swings and punches fase
narrow haven
What do you think Im doing mate
elfin coyote
I highly recomend doing fistfights
narrow haven
I am doing...
ember ingot
fistfights are annoying
elfin coyote
What do you think Im doing mate
This game has sort of a learning curve
narrow haven
This game has sort of a learning curve
Yet I've been playing it for ages
ember ingot
go for spoilance and learn to actually use weapons
elfin coyote
Yet I've been playing it for ages
scince what phase?
elfin coyote
go for spoilance and learn to actually use weapons
Tru
tulip spire
go for spoilance and learn to actually use weapons
and by weapons you mean the candlestaff
elfin coyote
go for spoilance and learn to actually use weapons
But fistfights are good start
narrow haven
Idk I remember like getting little battle arena like septemeber 2024
elfin coyote
Idk I remember like getting little battle arena like septemeber 2024
So playtest
elfin coyote
or the knife
Its efective
ember ingot
it's brutal
tulip spire
i don't use the knife often but i fw peasant carnage so hard
low igloo
I highkey wish they kept the playtest open
narrow haven
So playtest
ig
tulip spire
I highkey wish they kept the playtest open
why tho?
elfin coyote
You need to learn to handle those weapons first
narrow haven
You need to learn to handle those weapons first
I have...
ember ingot
the peasant boss is the most annoying guy to fight until you suddenly get good enough. then he's a walk in the park
low igloo
cuz i suck nuts at this and cant progress good enough to play at the higher levels
elfin coyote
the peasant boss is the most annoying guy to fight until you suddenly get good e...
Tru
soft osprey
cuz i suck nuts at this and cant progress good enough to play at the higher leve...
Free play
tulip spire
and by weapons you mean the candlestaff
by candlestaff i mean this dang thinger
narrow haven
So what are you missing
I biting point of where the arm is in the middle and pointing
elfin coyote
cuz i suck nuts at this and cant progress good enough to play at the higher leve...
Just run the playtest from the archives
ember ingot
by candlestaff i mean this dang thinger
the stabby/smasher 9000
tulip spire
cuz i suck nuts at this and cant progress good enough to play at the higher leve...
if you don't know where Free Mode is it's over here
i missed it originally too
elfin coyote
And foward with mouse
narrow haven
And foward with mouse
Not that
elfin coyote
What point?
ember ingot
if you don't know where Free Mode is it's over here
i missed it originally too
i legit think you only get access to it after defeating the first boss
narrow haven
I cant even pissing show you ffs
tulip spire
i legit think you only get access to it after defeating the first boss
intruiging
narrow haven
yes
elfin coyote
i legit think you only get access to it after defeating the first boss
I dont know, i completed the gauntlet first day
tulip spire
i legit think you only get access to it after defeating the first boss
nope, i checked a video where somebody played it for the first time and they could access free mode just fine
elfin coyote
nope, i checked a video where somebody played it for the first time and they cou...
Smi77y?
ember ingot
nope, i checked a video where somebody played it for the first time and they cou...
alright im blind
elfin coyote
how the fuck
Was he?
tulip spire
also you spelled smii7y wrong
elfin coyote
Sorry
tulip spire
it's k
sleek mica
Free mode not being freely available would be terrible
elfin coyote
He introduced me to this game
elfin coyote
Free mode not being freely available would be terrible
Remember the first day of the fools update?
normal cliff
i cant remember what got me into this game
tulip spire
Free mode not being freely available would be terrible
i expect it not to be in the full game ngl
ocean obsidian
what level do you get pic perms at?
normal cliff
think i came across the devs on tik tok
tulip spire
what level do you get pic perms at?
i think lvl 3
normal cliff
what level do you get pic perms at?
pic perms?
elfin coyote
Perms?
ember ingot
i didnt play the playtest and the demo is great
sleek mica
i expect it not to be in the full game ngl
No it's getting proper custom loadouts in early access
It's not going anywhere
elfin coyote
Yipie
ember ingot
the fact that people reviewbombed this free demo is such bullshit
elfin coyote
the fact that people reviewbombed this free demo is such bullshit
It was hard
ocean obsidian
the fact that people reviewbombed this free demo is such bullshit
they did?
why tf
tulip spire
elfin coyote
The first day was way harder than this
opaque creek
Willie denying me a crazy clip by blocking
opaque creek
They were so easy before demo update
normal cliff
They were so easy before demo update
i didnt play the game for a while and i thought i just lost my touch
elfin coyote
And crashes where way worse
ocean obsidian
Willie denying me a crazy clip by blocking
bro went for a spinning backfist
elfin coyote
i didnt play the game for a while and i thought i just lost my touch
Ive tested and npcs are stronger than the player
opaque creek
bro went for a spinning backfist
Failed headkick
normal cliff
And crashes where way worse
im actually crashing more now than before
opaque creek
Spinning back fist is impossible to ko
ember ingot
i am not particularly entertained by spinkicks after seeing hundreds of them
elfin coyote
Spinning back fist is impossible to ko
You shure about that?
opaque creek
No but 99% sure
ember ingot
also a lot of clips of people doing spinkicks to KO have put NPC damage to max
ocean obsidian
how do you kick high enough to hit the head?
elfin coyote
also a lot of clips of people doing spinkicks to KO have put NPC damage to max
The spinkick has the potencial to kill
hollow delta
bro killed me so hard i got an anime blood fountain
ember ingot
The spinkick has the potencial to kill
yeah and a lot of people cheat
opaque creek
also a lot of clips of people doing spinkicks to KO have put NPC damage to max
Id rather put it on lowest to get better at it
elfin coyote
But is as relliable as hitting a ko punch
elfin coyote
Id rather put it on lowest to get better at it
Tru
hollow delta
But is as relliable as hitting a ko punch
fuck no its hard as hell to do
elfin coyote
Yeah but what about honor
elfin coyote
fuck no its hard as hell to do
What a KO punch?
ocean obsidian
this isn't an MMA game anyways
best mma game on the market LMAO
hollow delta
also you can apply spin kick physics to the swords yk? do the same movement of a spinkick after you swing a sword/axe
elfin coyote
Yes i know
hollow delta
spinning ballerina of death lookin aaa
ember ingot
you could also actually use your sword correctly and look badass doing it
elfin coyote
Yeah but when you want to keep stamina it helps
hollow delta
teehee dick stabbing and leaving the sword inside :P
ocean obsidian
what is you guys favorite weapon
elfin coyote
Now imagine a multiplayer with this kind of skills
tired coral
i love the big axe
hollow delta
what is you guys favorite weapon
ye olde sword
ember ingot
Now imagine a multiplayer with this kind of skills
what im fearing is getting spinkicked by somebody in full plate armour and that being a strat somehow
hollow delta
what im fearing is getting spinkicked by somebody in full plate armour and that ...
forget that, naked guy with the placon
elfin coyote
what im fearing is getting spinkicked by somebody in full plate armour and that ...
Im fearing not landing a single strike on somebody and get headbutted to death
ocean obsidian
Now imagine a multiplayer with this kind of skills
i used to do fencing and this game reminded me how it felt to duel back then
definetly as close as it gets without actually doing it
hollow delta
imagine you pull up in full armor and some naked with a stick beats you to death
elfin coyote
i used to do fencing and this game reminded me how it felt to duel back then
Yeah I started playing while still on fencing and it was really similar
zealous vale
is it just me or give up/begging doesn't work anymore like it used to in previous patches?
ember ingot
i've played enough chivalry 1 to know that medieval games can be very very stupid
elfin coyote
imagine you pull up in full armor and some naked with a stick beats you to death
Now imagine it with plain fists
ocean obsidian
imagine you pull up in full armor and some naked with a stick beats you to death
many such cases
i miss mordhau
cant get into chivalry 2 because its just an inferior version of mordhau pretty much
ember ingot
i used to do fencing and this game reminded me how it felt to duel back then
except fencing is not realistic at all lol
hollow delta
then just play mordhau?
elfin coyote
except fencing is not realistic at all lol
What?
ember ingot
you dont get to keep fighting with your wrist ligaments torn off
or your leg stabbed
tired coral
mordhau still exists
yesterday all the servers in my region were full even
elfin coyote
you dont get to keep fighting with your wrist ligaments torn off
Tru
hollow delta
mordhau still exists
yesterday all the servers in my region were full even
lmao exactly
elfin coyote
But basis is still there
ember ingot
im not a fan of fencing in terms of swordfighting
ocean obsidian
except fencing is not realistic at all lol
me neither
elfin coyote
im not a fan of fencing in terms of swordfighting
Ok
ocean obsidian
wait wtf me neither
ember ingot
it's 2 guys bumrushing eachother until an eletronic contact is made