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analog pelican
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AND IT IS YOUR DOOM WHEN YOU DONT

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ITS PROCEDURAL RANDOM ANIMATION

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ITS RANDOM

patent blade
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Skillis-

analog pelican
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NOTHING I DO WILL STOP IT FROM DOING THAT RANDOMLY

balmy sand
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GIVE ME YOUR FACE

patent blade
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bro tf are you tryna grab?

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you tryna grab another willie's weapon? cuz youre making it seem its that hard

mortal pagoda
patent blade
analog pelican
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unable to grab

analog pelican
sonic hornet
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Is it just me or always when the Baron spawns i get a fatal error of the game

patent blade
analog pelican
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I MANAGED TO GET BACK UP AND THEN I TRIED TO GRAB IT LIKE 3 T IMES

balmy sand
analog pelican
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ALL FAILED

mortal pagoda
# analog pelican

Just press the button, don't hold it. Make sure you're actually aiming at it correctly

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Turn capslock off chap

patent blade
# analog pelican

okay, sometimes its a bit funky, you gotta move around a bit to make sure your hands not up your ass while grabbing

analog pelican
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WHEN YOUR CHARAC TER PUTS THEIR HANDS WHEREVER THEY FEEL LIKE HOW CAN YOU AIM

sonic hornet
mortal pagoda
patent blade
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you can help aim it by punching the empty arm outwards, if it seems atuck

mortal pagoda
analog pelican
patent blade
vapid hull
balmy sand
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your welcome

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thank you for your gift to powerscaling

mortal pagoda
mortal pagoda
patent blade
balmy sand
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"Forsooth, they were best of friends"
The best of friends in question:

sonic hornet
patent blade
balmy sand
patent blade
balmy sand
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Ok

patent blade
analog pelican
balmy sand
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Be not the cause of my death!

analog pelican
patent blade
patent blade
balmy sand
patent blade
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Eggard!

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WRETCH!

balmy sand
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Aaaugh!!

patent blade
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VARMINT!

balmy sand
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Swear me kindness on the forebearance!

patent blade
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RAGAMUFFIN

pearl wharf
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I don’t know whether to get a gaming pc for my birthday or an electric bike… what Shoukd I get?

balmy sand
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Nooo!!!

balmy sand
pearl wharf
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Probs electric hime

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Bike

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Idk

patent blade
balmy sand
patent blade
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rips face off

dry trellis
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I am back chat

elfin coyote
dry trellis
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When is the next update on halfsword

pallid oar
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m00 never acquired this type of spinjitsu with the poleaxe...

sonic hornet
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how can i reset gauntlet progression

elfin coyote
elfin coyote
sonic hornet
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where do i erase it

elfin coyote
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he still wants to fight

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proof that NPC's are built different

cyan siren
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ok jesus i dont know what happeneed but now im absolutely clearing the gauntlet? im on tier four now

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sudden upgrade from not being able to even slightly fight the first champ

cyan siren
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bruh it didnt actually give me tier four i gotta do all that again 😭

elfin coyote
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the commoner boss is usually the hardest, before the baron

cyan siren
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oh wait it did

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factions 😌

elfin coyote
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choose wiselly

cyan siren
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less damage >:3

elfin coyote
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he is still alive

elfin coyote
cyan siren
elfin coyote
cyan siren
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did they change the huge spike-stick?

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it round now

elfin coyote
cyan siren
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i swear it was basicly a 2x4 with a stupid amount of spikes

elfin coyote
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but the boss has it

pallid oar
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backup sword always works (i was about to fall with my poleaxe and get brutally bashed in the head over and over)

dry trellis
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How do i mod halfswor di got the halfsword trainer mod on my desktop but where do i put it in

elfin coyote
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this but a scratch

pallid oar
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is ts tuff chat? 🔥

dry trellis
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Whats that

elfin coyote
dry trellis
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where is it

elfin coyote
dry trellis
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I got nexus opened

elfin coyote
dry trellis
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No results found

elfin coyote
dry trellis
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How did i accidentally type fuck

elfin coyote
dry trellis
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Found it

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I installed the trainer mod using the bench installer

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What now

true zealot
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when you lowk go to far and realise its too late to take it back

safe pivot
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i wanna play the game zqsd so bad

dry trellis
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I got the trainer mod in halfsword but i cannot use it

dry trellis
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Idk how to use it

true zealot
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at least from experience

chrome saddle
dry trellis
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What do i do

chilly vector
chilly vector
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this fire

chilly vector
chilly vector
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that helps cuz i had smth like that too xd

errant escarp
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hy guys new here, is there a way to make the keybinds custom?

chilly vector
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rn the chat aint active

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should be tho soon

errant escarp
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aight thx

cinder stone
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when you botch a scalping

gilded breach
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And ctrl+ L to save loadout

cyan siren
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i died 🥺

marsh laurel
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olixpaly gay

hybrid coyote
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Might be a stupid question, but is there a way to stop the camera from looking down in a fight? Kind of frustrating when you want to stab at the neck but the camera says no, you must stab their nuts instead.

dry trellis
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What is the barons golden armor

mortal pagoda
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amount*

scarlet reef
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Guys

hybrid coyote
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huh. so that's a thing

scarlet reef
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i can´t pick a gore level

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how can i fix this

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i can´t play the game anymore

dry trellis
scarlet reef
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no

scarlet reef
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normal screen

gilded breach
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guys this german dude is having a weird ass bug

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but i dont know any german

scarlet reef
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i'm german

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but i don't know either

scarlet reef
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?

mortal pagoda
gilded breach
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shhhhh

mortal pagoda
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I got auto-modded for the first wording of that lol

dry trellis
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My halfsword wont launch

mortal pagoda
cinder stone
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lol, slashed the sucker from the side

soft osprey
soft osprey
# scarlet reef i can´t play the game anymore

Bug: Stuck on gore selection menu. When booting up the game nothing happens when making a gore selection.

Solution: Clean reinstall

Delete all files relating to the half sword playtest existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Navigate to and delete the Half Sword Playtest folder located in the following directory.
C:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common
Navigate to and delete the Saved folder located in the following directory.
C:\Users\<USERNAME>\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5
Navigate to and delete the folder VersionTest54 located in the following directory.
C:\Users\<USERNAME>\AppData\Local\VersionTest54

Finally, reinstall Half Sword Playtest.

be sure to get ALL files listed above before reinstalling, and it should work. Let me know your results please!

The attached video shows you how to enable hidden files, and get to the appdata paths. I assume you know how to get to your steam folder for the last files, or can follow the guide posted

pallid cairn
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erm misinformation

rose canopy
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Yo is it possible to get all golden armor in the void

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sorry the abyss

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I found some gloves so I assume it's possible?

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And is there some secret thing I'll find or do I just keep slayin'

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Killed two of the goldie boys so far

desert acorn
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abyss is just an endless gamemode

soft osprey
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Good catch

desert acorn
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it used to be just until boss but then it got turned endless

rose canopy
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Yeah nice

rose canopy
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is it possible to replay the end boss level without going all the way back to it

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Like in the gauntlet

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Cause I like how it seems like the abyss but it's actually in a rage-cage

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@ me if you know kthx

desert acorn
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pro abyss tip, do not holster more than one weapon on the same side

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when you try to grab it it can send you flying and then sprawling onto the floor in a powerslide that ends with your face on the tip of a pitchfork

wooden socket
slender jay
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why does it reset my baron unlock on restarting the game? i've unlocked it twice and after beating the final champion i just lose progress

ruby sequoia
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wtf game is this

dry trellis
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How to turn on super strength in the trainer mod

paper falcon
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I FINALLY WON

desert acorn
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first enemy after scythe guy, I get a chunky sword

rose canopy
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Think that's the norm no?

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Or the slim one

scenic isle
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since when can you cut helmets

rose canopy
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I've experienced it some weeks ago I think

cloud coral
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can someone please explain what the horse dung means?
are we getting jousting?

scenic isle
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i didnt know cutting helmets was a thing

rose canopy
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It seems much too OP no

median panther
scenic isle
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yeah the placon/warstaff is the strongest weapon in the game, maybe second if you count the greatsword, and yes, its too op, you can barely get close to the enemies without loosing 5 gallons of blood, let alone the boss, which gives me cancer everytime i fight him

ember ingot
rose canopy
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idk whichever that is

ember ingot
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they're both very similar weapons irl

rose canopy
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Last two vids

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in the channel

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It's so forgiving when engaging enemies

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Literally just running around the abyss smacking into people and IT WORKS all the time

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except when it doesn't ig

ember ingot
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oh yeah that's the plançon

rose canopy
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Plancon ah dope

ember ingot
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and wow you managed to get full armour in abyss that's not easy

rose canopy
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Yeah at 14900 score rn

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Been knocked like four times though

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so RNG-sus on my side

ember ingot
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plançon is regarded as one of the best weapons ye

rose canopy
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Dope af

glass torrent
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For pussys

rose canopy
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is it possible to equip more than 3 shields on my body

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I got two on the hips and one on the chest

ember ingot
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i think there's supposed to be 4 total sheath slots? i'm not sure

rose canopy
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it's on you if I die 😭

ember ingot
rose canopy
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where do the in-game pictures save

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when I use the camera mode

dry trellis
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My game crashed while completed the abyss

ember ingot
rose canopy
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Yes

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I'm in the abyss rn

ember ingot
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nice yeah that's the one i meant

rose canopy
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alr dope

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I could equip another shield you said?

ember ingot
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2 on the back and 1 on the arm might be the limit

rose canopy
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On the arm you say, is that the baron one?

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Alright

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thank you

crystal sandal
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hi can anyone help i want to know what mod was used in a tiktok i saw where the player willie was really tall and strong

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like if someone wants i can send the tiktok

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it was posted by moo

light garnet
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turned his sorry ass into withered bonnie

elfin coyote
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best pic of the day

dry trellis
ember ingot
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even though this time period predates that

light garnet
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right through the jewels

ember ingot
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definitely getting an infection though

rustic dove
fringe sapphire
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arreglen el juego loco

old rover
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Don't know if this is a bug or not but when I was playing as the king, I went into small buhurt and my teammates started attacking me too lol

ember ingot
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ye that happens as baron

rustic dove
ember ingot
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it always happens to me no matter if i restart or not

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but only as baron

old rover
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Honestly makes it more fun too. It's like your teammates want to dethrone you

rustic dove
ember ingot
ember ingot
lament berry
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update your game

dry trellis
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I GOT TO THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE

rustic dove
dry trellis
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Do you get baron in free mode after beating him

rustic dove
ember ingot
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he is very OP

dry trellis
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What weapons do i use

ember ingot
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though funnily he's easy to beat

dry trellis
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To kill him

ember ingot
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just drop the shitty hammer thing he spawns with

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his other weapons are good

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especially the big golden mace

rustic dove
# dry trellis To kill him

Whatever you get because the Ultimate Challenge is actually a really big slot machine so get to gambling pal 🤩

ember ingot
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baron is massive and pretty much never dies lol

dry trellis
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Do you lose the ultimate challenge if you die

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Do i get sent to the abyss

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I got the ultimate challenge with only 1 death

ember ingot
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that's news to me

weak lark
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Dude, thats like same shit i've did when i kicked someone's face

ember ingot
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i was so terrified of restarting that i made sure i gave up before dying

dry trellis
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Wish me luck i am going to the ultimate chasllenge

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challenge

gilded breach
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Ur teammates attacking u as baron only happens when ur baron is purple (which means hes factionless) so make sure the baron jas faction colors

ember ingot
weak lark
fossil plume
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wow.

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what a great game.

gilded breach
fossil plume
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11 hours played in 2 days

light garnet
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wanna ride the willie-go-round?

weak lark
weak lark
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😭

weak lark
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LET HIM GO

ember ingot
elfin coyote
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watch out, while doing a spinkick, a sword in my inventory chopped my leg off

ember ingot
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i cant wait for release

fossil plume
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cant wait

ember ingot
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i dont care what the price will be

fossil plume
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idc if the game is like 70 bucks ill buy it straight away

dry trellis
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Imma go to the ultimate challenge

narrow oxide
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Gotta say it's a little disturbing seeing the willies pray for my mercy followed by immediate painful disintegration into a puddle of blood when I run ultimate

ember ingot
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i have never gotten up that fast ever

astral tiger
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pls teach me how to beat boss on veteran

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this boss just one hit me

ember ingot
finite river
queen glacier
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oops

astral tiger
queen glacier
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didnt mean to reply

astral tiger
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he full armored but dont have helmet

finite river
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We love the axes

elfin coyote
ember ingot
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as with all armoured guys, the best way to defeat is to knock them down

elfin coyote
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it would be cool to have damage presettings

queen glacier
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abvvvv\ nm bnmbn mbm ,nmbb

finite river
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Since when do shield enemies literally charge you btw

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It happened to me a couple of times earlier

queen glacier
finite river
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Like literally just ram you with the shield😭

finite river
queen glacier
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it is effective

finite river
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I’m not asking why i’m asking since when cuz I haven’t seen it before

finite river
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And I have 60 hours on the old playtest and a bunch on this one

queen glacier
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didnt read correctly

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im kinda sleepy

finite river
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It’s aight

queen glacier
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was training for my exams earlier

ember ingot
elfin coyote
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why do I die to a shoulder tap, and my oponent doesnt while cut in half?

ember ingot
elfin coyote
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that is the thing

ember ingot
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insane

dry trellis
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I BEAT BARON

elfin coyote
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now tell me game isnt unbalanced

finite river
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I like putting the enemy damage all the way down, it’s impossible to beat but it feels like Raiden vs Senator Armstrong in mgr

dry trellis
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Baron was so easy

light garnet
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i snapped his neck with my pavise 💔

elfin coyote
flat cipher
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Those voices lines after certain match endings (if you win). In Old English, I assume? Are those when you show mercy to your enemy (by not finishing him off)?

dry trellis
ember ingot
elfin coyote
light garnet
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another pavise knockout

dry trellis
light garnet
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the shields are the best weapons

ember ingot
ember ingot
elfin coyote
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tru

worn heron
frigid pumice
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I just got cut in half almost and i'm still able to swing my sword. while seeing my lungs and organs. metal.

ember ingot
worn heron
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they're both kinda derived from the same thang

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well not exactly but

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Similar

ember ingot
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back when english had gendered nouns

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wild

frigid pumice
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Oh, the pain has set in and now my character is writhing in agony. I thought he was tough but just very delayed in his reactions

soft osprey
worn heron
elfin coyote
worn heron
soft osprey
ember ingot
worn heron
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what should I make with eggs td

lethal crag
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you got me with that

worn heron
lethal crag
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i thought i was tweakin when it pulled up an image

finite river
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La chaise 🗣️

worn heron
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He speaking straight facts rn

frigid pumice
worn heron
ember ingot
finite river
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All my homies hate learning french

worn heron
soft osprey
ember ingot
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french has a lot of contradicting rules in vocabulary and grammar it's very painful even for native speakers

light garnet
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i wonder when we're gonna get proper customization

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i want to beat everyone to death with two pavises

ember ingot
finite river
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I hate learning french bruh

elfin coyote
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should I surrender?

worn heron
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naww

ember ingot
# worn heron

i had to keep learning it in college and it made me miserable

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lol

worn heron
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Just a guess, Canadian?

ember ingot
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ye

worn heron
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Had a feeling lol

fossil plume
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u guys should check out that clip i posted in game footage it made me giggle teehee

worn heron
lethal crag
fossil plume
ember ingot
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i didn't choose to learn french lol

worn heron
worn heron
fossil plume
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dude i threw a sword one time and it bounced off the ground and poked the fella in the eye

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so funny

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i love this game

static spoke
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hello

fossil plume
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hello vro

static spoke
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tspmo

fossil plume
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ikiab u nd 2 sybau

weak lark
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Never knew if you had blood on your feet it could leave blood-footstep marks

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Very cool detail

elfin coyote
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oh

weak lark
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Just noticed it

dry trellis
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YOOOOOO BARON IS SO OP

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Eh New emoji

thorn trellis
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how you play that gamemode where there is no fence and waves coming at you

weak lark
weak lark
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where there is no fence around you

dry trellis
weak lark
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yeah

thorn trellis
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its not that

rustic dove
weak lark
thorn trellis
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ohhhhh shi

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ima complete gauntlet then

dry trellis
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Whats better carnage or brave stand

weak lark
elfin coyote
weak lark
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is it the one where you already have gear?

worn heron
gentle warren
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Brave stand is easier

queen glacier
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my palm got "cut off"

dry trellis
weak lark
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oh and also somehow a willie broke my leg

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left knee

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now im fully helpless and cant stand up

queen glacier
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if you didnt notice

dry trellis
weak lark
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dude what do i do?

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no knee = lose

ember ingot
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nothing feels better than breaking a fully armoured guy's neck by accident

weak lark
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AND HE KEEP FUCKING KICKING MY BROKEN KNEE

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LIKE DUDE

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STOP KICKING ME

ember ingot
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press G

weak lark
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MY KNEE IS ALREADY BROKEN

weak lark
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But im not giving up

ember ingot
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bruh

weak lark
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i still can stand up

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but i dont think i can fight

dry trellis
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Do you get banned for saying brainrot

worn heron
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I wish

weak lark
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spoilance is the worst gamemode

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change my mind

ember ingot
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it's fun wdym

gentle warren
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theres a brainrot museum channel

worn heron
ember ingot
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i just wish spoilance weapons changed according to your level

worn heron
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there is no worst gamemode BC they are all peak 🗣️

elfin coyote
gentle warren
queen glacier
light monolith
weak lark
dry trellis
worn heron
ember ingot
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i love knives so much

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being a little stab goblin

dry trellis
weak lark
lime bluff
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Yall listen to fire and beer

dry trellis
ember ingot
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sometimes all you find is tongs and stools

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isn't it funny that the wooden stools are basically medieval folding chairs like they'd use in WWE

weak lark
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Do you guys ever did that thing

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where you grab the persons head

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and slam it against something hard?

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in HS

dry trellis
dry trellis
weak lark
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im like batman

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yelling

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'JUSTICE'

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and T-bagging the shit out of the willie

mortal pagoda
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dont die

weak lark
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I like HS because its like

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a game

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where i can relieve my anger

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and think

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its my bully

ember ingot
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i have done unspeakable things to willie in the name of mental health

weak lark
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my son

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what have they done to you?!

ember ingot
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one day we'll be able to cave in his skull with enough blunt force

fossil plume
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can you see like muscles and shit when you cut people apart

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my graphics settings are on medium so i cant really see it, just looks like blood to me

gilded breach
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I can see lungs and heart

ember ingot
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it's mostly just shapeless gore

fossil plume
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next update they should make their intestine spill out

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would be so cool

ember ingot
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hell yeah

fossil plume
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just make it as terrible and grim as possible

ember ingot
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the cutting is just a tad bit overkill with the cutting in half

fossil plume
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yeah like

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hitting someone with a hoe and they split in half vertically

ember ingot
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im pretty sure irl that was extremely rare to the point where we actually know of the times i happened since it was regarded as a legendary feat

fossil plume
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i mean it would be legendary

elfin coyote
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a spear clipped through my shield

fossil plume
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imagine your a lady and ur man comes home from battle and is like "hey bae i cut a dude into two pieces, bisected him"

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fangirling tbh

ember ingot
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it has to be a perfect swing that manages to avoid most bones in the body

fossil plume
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that would be like lower stomach i assume

ember ingot
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or preferably cutting sideways at the waist so it can go through a vertebrae

queen glacier
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i found out how to throw knifes efficiently

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finally

fossil plume
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HOW

ember ingot
fossil plume
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yeah the femur is the strongest bone by like a bajillion times

ember ingot
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a mace hit could break it though

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and apparently it's the most painful bone to break

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football players break leg bones all the time

fossil plume
slate granite
fossil plume
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that breaks and all that pressure and whatever from the muscles

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no good

slate granite
fossil plume
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😲

slate granite
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diabolical

queen glacier
fossil plume
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wow

fossil plume
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yes!

queen glacier
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that would be disgusting!

fossil plume
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that would be awesome.

slate granite
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say hi to kevin

fossil plume
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oh my god

slate granite
fossil plume
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thats epic

queen glacier
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we dont need more

slate granite
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not even CLOSE

fossil plume
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what did u use

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in dat fight

slate granite
queen glacier
fossil plume
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jesus

slate granite
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im mastering the ways of cutting

slate granite
fossil plume
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i cant figure out uhhh

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alt striking dude

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like piercing

queen glacier
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that type

slate granite
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i want to rip out stuff

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yk

lean nicheBOT
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When stabbing with alt (with swords), pull your weapon in closer to your body as opposed to extending your elbow out. It's much more accurate and stable.

Alternatively If it's a two handed weapon it is recommended to hold right click first, then drag your mouse to aim the weapon. Then from there double click and hold left mouse (you can try alt a little as well but clicking is more stable)
This is a much more stable and accurate stabbing pose, and a proper halfsword thrusting stance.

To practice your aiming, there's two different ways you can keep your FOV.
Third Person- with Low FOV, so you get a closer view.
or alternatively;
First Person- with High FOV, so you get a wide view of your weapon and it's positioning.
-# note, this works best for polearms or two handed swords

[Watch This Clip to see it in action!](#game-footage-🎮🎥 message)

worn heron
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omg Willie wow thanks

slate granite
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ai blueberry

worn heron
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what a coincidence

slate granite
tulip spire
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is it normal to stab people and having them not die

worn heron
tulip spire
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the solar plexus

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sternum

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right in the chest

fossil plume
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yeah

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plenty people survive that

worn heron
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I could tank that

tulip spire
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if i stab them in the torso and then they don't die does that happen often

fossil plume
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well what are u stabbing them with

worn heron
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They tend to bleed out slowly

ember ingot
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surface level stabs dont do much

tulip spire
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alright hold on

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i need an image

slate granite
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i feel bad

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should i end his misery

tulip spire
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i'm gonna keep playing until i get an image of what i managed to do to this mf

ember ingot
slate granite
ember ingot
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nice

stray swift
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Guys... what's you maximum level on challenge mode??

slate granite
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broke the final bosses head

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:)

ember ingot
slate granite
tulip spire
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Drachenklein you really need to post this pictures in #photography📷 you can't just flood halfswordchat like a bitch

ember ingot
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i dont mind

dawn fjord
slate granite
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oke

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you didnt go far enough

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( i also do that tho )

ember ingot
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this game provides endless entertainment

slate granite
slate granite
fossil plume
slate granite
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organ update gonna go wild

tulip spire
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if you can't wait for the photography slowmode and you have to flood a channel to get all the photos out you're a coward imo personally tbh

slate granite
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hope we can rip em out ( if yk yk

tulip spire
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erm

slate granite
ember ingot
tulip spire
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for refrence this is what i was talking about earlier

slate granite
tulip spire
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still alive

slate granite
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instead of flooding the chat yk

honest thorn
slate granite
ember ingot
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let's just flood the chat with blood

tulip spire
honest thorn
tulip spire
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i'm going to summon a tornado atop your home

slate granite
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ups

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wrong one

normal cliff
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anyone else having the game crash on the final challenge of gauntlet mode?

wraith wagon
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guys i have a question

slate granite
mortal pagoda
wraith wagon
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is it normal that the game always crashes when I play on the man at arms difficulty on a specific enemy?

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it alwayssss crashes but i wanna progress

honest thorn
normal cliff
slate granite
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yall know what happens after >:)

normal cliff
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poor fella

dawn fjord
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guys for some reason

wraith wagon
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wait gore makes the game crash?

ember ingot
slate granite
wraith wagon
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ahh okay

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thank you <3

dawn fjord
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I get the freak glitch everytime I get sent into the abyss

slate granite
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he did indeed have cancer

ember ingot
normal cliff
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a true saint

analog pelican
slate granite
queen glacier
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willie doesnt have a willie for some reason

fossil plume
ember ingot
slate granite
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muhaha i perfectly coppied it

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:>

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ima go eat hotdogs

normal cliff
slate granite
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bye bye fellas

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🐲

bitter egret
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bya

fossil plume
fossil plume
bitter egret
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@bitter egret i am new hier

wraith wagon
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damn

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i turned gore completely down but it still crashes

woeful acorn
tulip spire
normal cliff
ember ingot
fossil plume
wraith wagon
ember ingot
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but ye it shouldn't be this hard to run this game

fossil plume
tulip spire
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physics games tend to be hard to run but even TABS isn't this bad

woeful acorn
fossil plume
ember ingot
winged creek
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do you guys play free mode or gauntlet run

normal cliff
fossil plume
normal cliff
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until you step on a sword and lose your leg

gentle warren
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Is there no mace as a main weapon Veteran Class?

fossil plume
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i dont think so

ember ingot
fossil plume
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where are you dude

tulip spire
fossil plume
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how do u get there

tulip spire
gentle warren
woeful acorn
fossil plume
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ideally with a shield

gentle warren
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yah but that crashes my game

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I FOUND A MACE

fossil plume
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oh there we go

normal cliff
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so what's you guys fav weapon? personally i like the long spikey stick

gentle warren
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long sword

fossil plume
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i LOVE any of the peasant axes

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wow

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and the big cleaver swords

tulip spire
gentle warren
short hull
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NGL i kinda hate the AI for the baron fight

gentle warren
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like that exact loadout

tulip spire
normal cliff
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fun to spin around in a circle with it

fossil plume
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dude the enemies that just run into you full speed, oh my god, wow, anger, hatred. utter hatred

tulip spire
fringe obsidian
ember ingot
fossil plume
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:(

tulip spire
normal cliff
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id avoid doing that personally

fossil plume
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?

ember ingot
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alt puts you in stabbing stance

fossil plume
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i cant figure out the stabbing smh

normal cliff
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stabbing is so jank

analog pelican
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why do i get singularely tapped by the point of a spear with the force of 0.00001 newtons and instantly die?

ember ingot
tulip spire
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stabbing is 100% janky

fossil plume
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guys check out game footage wasnt that such a swag kill lmao

tulip spire
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you can get good at it but just the process itself doesn't work like it's supposed to

ember ingot
analog pelican
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AND I KEEP FALLING OVER ALMOST INSTANTLY AND I CANT DO ANYTHING ABOOUT IT
HOW DO I STOP FALLING

normal cliff
fossil plume
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lol gotta look at ur feet when you walk

tulip spire
normal cliff
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found that if you stare at the ground your harder to knock over

tulip spire
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if you fall down anyways you have permission to punch your computer monitor

fossil plume
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ive been falling a bit recently

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strange

analog pelican
normal cliff
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so when will they add a glock?

wooden gazelle
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just me getting fatal errors all the time?

normal cliff
wooden gazelle
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no like i cant open the game at all

gentle warren
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I just sanpped my own teamates neck

tulip spire
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right now half the chat is going "my game doesn't work" and the other half is going "mine neither. you might be able to do something about it, i'm not sure."

normal cliff
normal cliff
normal cliff
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mine now

ember ingot
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cmon dont censor the good part

analog pelican
normal cliff
analog pelican
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JUST RANDOMLY FOR NO REASON

slate granite
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o hope they add the crushing back

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( yk when you could crush heads with chairs )

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or stuff

analog pelican
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NO I JUST RAN OUT OF STAMINA FOR NO REASON

normal cliff
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they need a tavern brawl game mode

analog pelican
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with progress

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because if you explode for no reason in free mode its funny, if you do that in the abyss as a knight

weary summit
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need a replay editor, would be so cool to rewatch in slow mo

normal cliff
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this game isnt designed to be taken seriously

slate granite
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HELP ME

normal cliff
steady ice
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do u guys remember when half sword used to hav intestines fall out when u split someone?

slate granite
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allright

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lets throw hands

normal cliff
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im sure that ended well

analog pelican
slate granite
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not for him

normal cliff
slate granite
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thats why

normal cliff
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awh man

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looks like it hurts

slate granite
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i already saw a legendary willie

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he cut me in half with his hand

elfin coyote
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ive never seen that

normal cliff
slate granite
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now you have

fallow lily
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is there a fix for game crashing in baron mode

slate granite
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its the bloods fault

elfin coyote
fallow lily
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ite

elfin coyote
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and also sometimes powerful impacts

slate granite
graceful agate
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i fucking hate shields

slate granite
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duh

elfin coyote
fallow lily
hardy torrent
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Why did I spawn in naked

bitter egret
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how can u send screenshot

elfin coyote
slate granite
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OH GOD HE IS THE HONOURED ONE

elfin coyote
slate granite
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an eye for an leg

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ima go back to killing

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slowly

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:)

bitter egret
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how can u send sreenshot!!!

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a foto from ur screen

slate granite
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HAIA !

slate granite
balmy sand
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we should create like

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HEMA but for the goedendag

slate granite
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OH MY GOD IT WAS A MASK ALL ALONG

bitter egret
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i am not good at englich sry

slate granite
fallow lily
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yeah after asking that question i turned the gore off and first tried baron

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thank yall

slate granite
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i wish i could pick this up

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😔

tulip spire
slate granite
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i want to punch people with arms

elfin coyote
tulip spire
slate granite
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no

elfin coyote
dusky grotto
slate granite
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a golden candle stick

tulip spire
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idk exactly but i'm pretty sure your arms are involved whenever you punch people

slate granite
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who uses his own arms to punch people

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pf

slate granite
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i rip of other arms and use these

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exactly like this

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:9

bitter egret
slate granite
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you have to be kidding me

gentle warren
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if I die in the Ultimate Challenge will I lose purple willie?

tulip spire
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that doesn't surprise me

gentle warren
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thank goodness

tulip spire
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right at the point of the thing where you get the guy who fight the people

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that's when it saves and you ket to geep your

little verge
tulip spire
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what the fuck is happening

tulip spire
# little verge

:0 if i wasn't exhausted i woulöd be jumping with joy right now

slate granite
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candle stick champion

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:9

tulip spire
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big candlestick is the best weapon in the game ngl

restive dawn
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what is that ?

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ah can t send picture

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last rank

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on top

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grayed out

tulip spire
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you have to unlock it

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complete the entire gauntlet

restive dawn
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is it like king armour or?

tulip spire
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it's cool

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dw about it

restive dawn
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alr

bitter egret
elfin coyote
slate granite
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punched the candle stick into him

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hehe

dim holly
queen glacier
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am i the only one who thinks that builders base progression sucks in coc?

fallen copper
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hey guys wouldnt it be good if there was like this magical healing potion that allows you to grow you arms back or your legs that you can find in the abyss in a box because i was just thinking it would be good to get 1 more chance when you are stuck on the floor with no body part??? owners you shout add that

balmy sand
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Oh we already have it

restive dawn
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wait game has first person?

queen glacier
elfin coyote
elfin coyote
restive dawn
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ty lol

queen glacier
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lore wise

elfin coyote
queen glacier
elfin coyote
slate granite
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heh

elfin coyote
slate granite
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i hate when willies go for the leg

elfin coyote
bitter egret
queen glacier
elfin coyote
slate granite
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so make purple

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and

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eh

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yeah

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yk

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customize it

pallid oar
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the "oh shit" stance v2

slate granite
elfin coyote
slate granite
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i have mastered that technuiqe

balmy sand
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Golden goedendag for baron when?

slate granite
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almost mastered it atleast

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we need this but in gold fr fr

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:)

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for the rich willies

queen glacier
jolly gorge
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Lmao I love this game

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I adore the " Damn,he really just rocked my shit" moments

calm ivy
jolly gorge
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Mean while your laying on the ground looking up at the boss

pallid oar
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the "you're fucked" stance. originally meant to cut off your arm then head but I somehow deflected it (nerf falchons)

elfin coyote
slate granite
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the boss wanted to run

balmy sand
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Militia Willie w/ Death Stick/Goedendag solos all of fiction btw

slate granite
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i didnt let that slide

elfin coyote
slate granite
elfin coyote
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which is the easiest boss?

pallid oar
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easy to put down

calm ivy
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The "MY LEGS" Stance!

slate granite
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say ah

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i said

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say aa

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🐲

pallid oar
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i present to you

the "you're fucked" revamped:

jolly gorge
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Lmao Iv figured out the hoe is a billhook if you try hard enough

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It's nasty

bitter egret
elfin coyote