#halfsword-chat-⚔
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is the game supposed to crash beyond a certain point at the ultimate challenge
its like clockwork
use the gruesome gore setting not the highest one
ok
I find turning graphics to low and gore to minimal helps but doesn't always solve the problem
its just that the game is in development and there are some bugs
I tried all graphics settings and also changing my directx setting cause that was cause of some crashing bugs a while ago
Im trying just turbo lessening gore now
thank you i hope this fixes the issue
yeah also dx12 crashes you a lot better to use 11
also is there an ending to this mode or is it just endless
yeah you eventually get to a boss and when you kill him you get to use the barron stage
ok
I miss my computer
I had to turn gore all the way down to get through ultimate challenge
im stilll crashing
im gonna kill
shit dont even crash it just said it crashed and then itll actually follow through with it later
i.o.u. one hard crash
why does gauntlet not reset
when i die in lower tiers i just go back to main menu no abyss
and im stuck fighting fully armored guys so the game is just kinda not fun lol
you can still select other classes and fight there bro
yea but you just fight fully armored guys
no
gauntlet
the supposed challenge mode that progress is supposed to be lost on death in
what
so
you beat gauntlet once
now in every lower tier you have to fight fully armored enemies
and cant go back to the beginning
i beat gauntlet and it resets you back to beggar you can just play the barron in free mode
i dont understand what you are saying sorry
INSIDE The MIND
Dropping At
4:00PM (GMT +10:00)
nah
free mode..
all my enemies are fully armored dudes
what in free mode?
idk why
or gauntlet mode
gauntlet
and did you beat the boss?
idk did i get him
so you can play the golden guy in free mode right?
Nope, limbs are still attached. He can come back as a Lich.
he has no feet and both his arms are hanging on by mere tendons
and i say let him
i did that to him with nothing but a hoe
this fucking game
i can’t do anything
there is nothing we can do
still crashing?
yeah
ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES
UNTIL THE ENEMY WILLY GRABS YOU MID-SPIN KICK
causing you to fall over and become concussed
Windows 11 on directX 11 setting
high graphics no blood no gore
it happens when the enemy count goes from 2-3 or 3-4
immediately after killing the last guy
it says fatal error!!! in a popup and then actually crashes like 2 minutes later
nuclear bomb
any one have a glitch where the intro music keeps playing even when you're doing a run? I tried uninstalling the game and all audio is on low
ultiamte challenge such an rng fest my god
it’s true
i tried that last night with no change
i had the highest gore high graphics and it crashed on one run
but im trying again with no blood no gore
only once it crashed idk maybe the devs just dont like you 😄
i’m too good at the game they had to stop me altogether
(i’m probably one of the worst players of all time)
bro it took me the whole day to beat it
i’m not worrying about actually beating it anymore
and it a complete accident i just hit the guy in the head with a hammer and then kicked him to death
i’m playing with no damage because i don’t wanna actually spend a whole damage run just to crash randomly
if its not helping idk what you should do tbh
maybe something with VRAM?
hang on let me look at task manager passively
how much RAM and VRAM do you have?
its in the graphics tab
like task managers graphics card tab?
yea
GPU memory 14.9 max
Dedicated GPU memory 8.0 max
and shared GPU memory 6.9 at max
english is not my language but it should be something like memory dedicated to gpu processor or something like that
ah ok
so 8gb
yeah
thats more than me so its not he issue
i dont think so
unlucky
dude i cannot with this fucking game
i would appreciate if turning player damage off. well. if it did that
you can turn it down
it’s all the way down
the sliders they dont affect damage as much as they seem
and damage to npcs up
this game is really frsutrating at times
it’s on min to me and max to npcs
the sliders cant reduce damage to 0
if you are playing grotesque the sliders dont do much bcs if dude choppes your leg of its over
yeah
if you play on low gore than it takes real effect
i thought playing with no gore would help me get further but honestly it’s harder because i can’t just lop off their limbs now either
yea i just play on highest gore and keep distance
same
the sliders dont do much
although right now i don’t care i just want to get far enough to see if anything works
focus on long range weapons and keep the distance
it would also be nice if i wasn’t able to trip over my sheathed knife but yknow
range is king in this game
yeah it’s goedendag time
plancon is king in this game
shits actually so peak
sharp and blunt all in one
its kinda sad that cool weapong like warhammers and swords are kinda useless against spears etc.
until you get to man at arms and higher you gotta keep your distance from spears
yes
hey dropping in with a quick question, i have 58 hours in the demo
i need to give the devs money
because right now it’s just oh yeah!!! you wanna sword fight!!?? here’s 6 dudes with shields and short spears and I want you to fucking did
this game is too good for me not to give them money somehow
give it to me instead for my pain and suffering regarding game crashes
wait for full release
on low ranks swords are useless bcs range and in high ranks bcs of armor
but no i presume they have a patrron somewhere
real
bro if they add multiplayer this game has an INSANE potential
thatd take a lot of work
1 ms of delay and you die
yep but if they get it right...
and if they optimize it for large buhurts
imagine the co-op roguelite
i dont even care about roguelite i just wanna have a massive 10v10 battle
attempt to be good at mordhau with 5ms delay challenge
i just wish that weapons would be kinda separated because going with a sword agaist dude with a speare is unfair
sword vs spear can is a fair match up if you play well
tell that to caseoh XD
ohhhh buddy you dont even wanna know...
so
case is trying to get a record for most kills right
gets it kinda
people start going for it
he drops like 30 places
gets mad XD
you won uc?
yeah
and he is trying to beat gauntlet for like a month still hasnt done it
ive been going at uc for hours now
congrats
im not gonna stop until i beat it
“won” i was on no damage to player
oh
but apparently this is what i gotta do
XD
im trying to do a normal run yk
imagine it embeded guys
yeah i wanted to see if this would crash
ive beat the commoner boss i can beat ultimate challenge
and it hasn’t crashed
so to beat it legit i gotta be on no gore blood and lowest graphics
oh brother
lol
how hard was baron
fairly easy with no damage to the player
shouldve turned it back to normal against baron
with damage i would presume fairly difficult
i didn’t notice he was the last guy until he died
honestly baron is slow and clumsy his biggest strength is that hes a fortress
dude i can’t make out colours in these graphics
who do you think i am
are you on lowest
yea but you rarely lose to him getting hit
it’s just IS THERE SOMETHING THERE OR NOT
yes
usually you fall to the ground
did you nto see the slight yellow
yeah
slight yellow colour of baron
Nah dude
it looked black at first
because of the shading
I figured it was just like man o war tier guys now with the black armour
and then i conked him on the head and stuck a pike through his shoulder and it was like congrats!!!
wdym
i think the path to baron is waaaay harder than the boss fight itself
the hardest part was not hard crashing
Every time I die it's bullshit and never my fault
baron has a pad like on his arm
Always remember that
that kinghts have
you mean the shield?
oh and hes got feathers on his helmet
yeah
the tournament shield
i couldn’t make either of those things out
I just got the game and i was wondering how to get out of the abyss and into the main area
who the fuck decided graphic quality determines resolution
did you lower oyur resolution too
no
it just turns into minecraft on its own accord
the tactic
My hours in medieval melee games
half sword - 50
Mordhau - 2.5k
Chivalry2 - 500
Chivalry1 - 480
Examina - 33
We who are about to die - 21
i have 6k hours in click to eleven
any bannerlord?
my game crashed not even doing the ultimate challenge. i guess i just lose
60 in bannerlord and 250 in warband
but a lot of those warband hours is napolenonic warfare multiplayer
no more half sword
lol ive got barely 200 in halfsword i think
i think at least 10 hours of that is just crashing
yeah fr
i would have more if the playtest hours rolled into the demo hours
i had 50 in the playtest
i have like 40 hours
and 150 in demo
i'm a weakling 😭
no you aint!!!!!!
I'm half swording it
Woah we went from 30 sec slowmode to 5 sec slowmode to no slowmode
alright so can we nerf the commoner boss
Hold your stance and slash his arms
can y'all explain to me why y'all don't use lock on?
Or alternatively cheese him with polearms
but theyre covered in padded materials
commoner doesnt even have polearms
Those who know
fuck my question then
what?
who doesnt use lock on? the only reason not to is against multiple enemies or when youre going for a specifc grab/cut
i thought you meant an actual polearm
either way im just messing i already beat him
i know that m00 doesn't use it and another mod on ts server, i think thas it really
but out of all the bosses he defintiely poses the most threat
baron is nothing compared to black smith
The most success I've had is to just swing at his arms
The second you get one he becomes gimped
how does he track so well
m00 would gatekeep his settings to his grave
dude am i the only one who despises armored combat.
no
armoured combat is not satisfying unless you can consistently stab joints
How to cheese armoured combat tutorial
- Use a sword
- Halfsword and run at them
- Raise your sword so you get it behind their head and at their neck joint
- Pull back against yourself and swing like a maniac
Works best with heavy armour, with less coverage you can get killed whilst running at them brainlessly
Assuming you are talkin about t8. Stabbing joints is only one of the ways to win. It’s all getting your opponent to the ground by either opening them up to strike the head or wrenching them down.
This is why I love the poleaxes since can be used for headshots and have a ton of leverage to throw my opponent with
blunt force trauma is so unsatisfying
i alreayd know armoured combat 101 it sjust
the cheese strat is to mace them to death or pray your long ranged sharp weapon hits a joint
i mean if going through the armoured tiers in gauntlet multiple times aint enough experience i aint know what is
The cheese strat is to wait until they swing before bonking the head with a long polehammer
too much waiting just hit them
Out of curiosity, what is your preferred weapon on t8?
this lock on feature is my downfall
i cut a mans head and arm off
in carnage
the lock on
greatsword of course
made me lock in on him only
blunt weapons arent fun for me
i was then stabbed through the back
Not really they will swing almost immediately
lock on is too op
thats what the goofy amount of armour you wear is for
And do you use it in half sword a lot?
less than i do normal sword
smile for the camera
I prefer poleaxe since it got a ton of leverage. Good length on both sides when ”halfswording” and the quick grip transition means I can actually use both ranges in a fight.
I just don’t really find great sword to be that fun
TLDR: try poleaxe axe and different methods of taking them down
already done that (its boring)
greatswords just my preferred choice alright
How do you usually end up winning?
a little bit of cutting and grappling
Il get some of the clips of how I like to fight t8 when I get home
father and son time
Idk what I'm doing, I'm experimenting shit with these filters and effects
This was the final result I went with
you wont need to
i already know most of the armoured tactics
i've seen a few clips of it, but does anyone know how to do a roundhouse kick?
No you don’t. And neither do I.
You know some of the techniques
Add Willies brother: || Billy ||
ballerina ah
how elegant
is ts elegant too?
a work of art
the first boss is so dumb its required to use the knife in the middle or he will just tap ur leg with the axe and it comes off
i just get as close as i can and kick his legs out
yeah thats why the knife always spawns in the middle
youre lucky its not rng
are these screenshots or from the game because i cant find my pngs from the game
🤓
ss
normal ss
windows shift s ahh
i bet you both my balls that this will fatal error my game so badly
ok, thank you
how even
We need a blend between halfsword and fall guys
"are we deadass?" ahh look
so chat what is this new stance? apparently i got cut in half from it
i recognize the stance to be the "oh shit" stance
typically can't be parried by conventional means
i swear to god if i get cut in half from any other stupid ass slash or tip off any other weapon
im switching to those thick swords
W?
the oh shit stance
i know it
it occurs when the AI thinks its humanly possible to hold a sword upside down while your wrists are phsyically twisted
ima chill with the ss
for now
i wish i could hold a dagger like that
willie's hat is up in the sky
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k9oMvXu0StmLeVtV8?invite=cr-MSxNUmMsMjg3NjQ4MDQ5 and here i thought the helmet would help
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any tips on the black knight
i almost never go for the helmet
i have like
a sword
and
thats kinda it
what do i do
okay so i just took an axe to the head
i love these bugs
hold down LMB to keep the sword in front of you
ye but
how do i attack em
in what way
he has like
a one handed axe
and a big ass shield
did the demo update, its been a while since i played
like i dont remember them fully becoming skeletons in the void
ur obviously not gonna penetrate the shield but you can try attacking the sword arm or the leggs
ill try but he'll knock me down
could try grabbing and wrassling
okay i got knocked down
he has the uhm
same armor as gold guy but
its not golden
so pretty much 100% coverage in metal
yeah you gotta get a blunt weapon and you gotta shatter his bones
well shit
put that guy in the mortar and pestile
you can menu out and spend a point to switch weapons
any of em would do
okay i think i got the perfect weapon first try
i cant send photos
uhh go in memes
nvm
just bonk him until he falls down
me personally, i like to do 1 of 2 things
hitting them with my weapon
or dragging their body and tossing them out of the ring
ok i got his head lightly once
but the offical and chivalrous way to force surrenders is to put your weapon against their neck
they'll yeild if they're grounded
bossess are immune to this
bosses are immune to surrendering?
they're immune to being forced to surrender
HE'S DOWN
i fucking hate the pitch fork guys in t2
I GOT HIM DOWN
theres no way to combat them unless you have a pitch fork yourself
good luck boss
if you get the fatal error, you can alt-tab back into the game and keep playing
How do I make it so my attack lands on the sharp edge
My axe always deal blunt damage
proper distance
and possibly a lower mouse sensitivity if yours is maxxed out
a lot of people think
higher mouse sensitivity = more damage
not exactly
So I should lower my speed
my slider is in the lower half and it works pretty well for everything
i can feel the weight of the weapons
whatver you do
dont get sent to the abyss
why not
coz you're gonna die man
oh shit
i got bonked by a mace very hard
i legit just fall for no reason sometimes
this is the first time I am the target of such disrespect, bro even grabbed my head
i cant wait until this game gets optimized more
i get like 60fps generally but like
it sometimes SPIKES to 20
still not giving up I see
bro
if i have to handle more than 5 enemies at once
my pc will die
im on lower than 20 fps on 4 enemies
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k9phBT0XphItUW9Up?invite=cr-MSwyS2osMjg3NjQ4MDQ5 high risk high reward frfr
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fake eyes confirmed, this Willie is still following me
oh fuck im already at the golden guy
i thought there would be more
he's very wobbly now
i hit him alot
Lower damage slider makes it so funny
blood glove
I FUCKING TRIPPED
Womp womp
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k9pmrDqNsYrss_AkQ?invite=cr-MSxSeHosMjg3NjQ4MDQ5 what the fuck did he do to me
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dude is still going, im trying to see how much I can slice him without ending him in normal damage
i fucking hate the void
why do i get no armor but i gotta fight dude with INSANE armor and size on me
its just so fucking annoying losing all my progress due to being unable to give up in time
welp im done playing this game for another few months again
cya
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I GOT THE FUCKING GOLDEN GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
badly
he didnt even knock me down
im so happy bruh
FR
i got 1v4'ed by full armored and they arent even the boss fight in abyss
bro's still standing
exactly
you don't
why i cant play halfsword any more can soemone help
and 1 broekn leg
give up before you die
im in the end lv
so go to the steam store
type half sword
and install the demo
bro i just spawned and armored people already comin for me
U CAN NECK snap
in menu
for abyss mode
Yeh…
is there a healing mechanic ?
i wish
im playing abyss mode and got a bit injured
devs if ur hearing this can u make them react to when they get hit in the balls
it would be funny
LOLL
I think this game would be hilarious as a chivalry type big team v team game
howd you do that?
papa
slam the child against the fence
theres a "my dad when i ___" joke to be made here
he's just like that
just noticed theres like 4 other militia bosses just strewn around the arena lmao
ahaha, ||but you need a dad first... 😢||
Where oh where could the old man be? 😢
Bruh just clip
dude if i do a spinning roundhouse kick i wanna see it in full action not some clip of my back and not being able to see the enemy
I see now. Yeah that would be pretty cool
The amount of cinematic clips we could get from that 🤯
I dont have embed perms in gamefootage but check the clip i sent thats why i want a replay
Tag me?
its the link in #game-footage-🎮🎥
Idk why it didnt embed i sent the medal link and it should embe
milk... 😭
You don’t get embed perms until lvl 3
got a lil problem : im playing abyss and a sword i picked up went in my inventory, it appears twice and its stuck in my ass (cant pull it out)
No fix
Only fix is death
annoying ass bug
well i died
u use inventory fr?
i thought it is useless
do you also feel like enemies give up too fast after the new update
yeah, i try to throw stuff so i use it
oh and the center crosshair, when i turn it on nothing happens
I love horse manure ❤️
what does the horse say, heeeeyy, i smell jousting from that shit from the wip 😉
I love human manure
nah its horse
so thats where your inventory is
you pull shit outta your ass
imagine throwing a spear onto someone
would be lit
like it’d penetrate light armor
The whole left ear right ear thing broke for me but the audio is still ok
that's the barons father gang
im norwegain so i pretty much basically am fluent in ancient germanic.
Level 3 you unlock perms
Duelling slenderman
As my friend put it
stats wise, do clothes do anything?
i really haven't noticed any sort of protection from them
understood
my naked abyss runs have not been nerfed then
Present rags to nothing
no but gambeson kinda does afaik
I’m only level one, it’s so over 
But soldiers coats are slightly protective
i see
What’s y’all favorite rank to play in 1v1s
wise words
he has no image perms
mid ranks militia to veteran

commoner or knight
I don’t usually talk in this discord since they removed the vcs cuz of weird people
i like peasant tier knife fights
the two tiers above are better for weapon variety though
there is a vc tho
Peasant vs soldier
HOW TF I GOT ERROR ON HALF SWORD WHEN I WAS ON ULTIMATE CHALLANGE
no way if I lose character
turn off gore it fixed the crashes for me
u wont lose ur dude dw
only for the challenge
does it reset you when u finish the ultimate challenge??
bc i played 2 games as baron and it just resets me
Phew, It's fine, I was ready to start crying
yes
i wanna keep the giant mf 💔
pitchfork peasant in the ultimate challenge is an instant restart
Usually a quick spin to the side lets you weave them and then it’s over for them in close range
natural backpack 😎
u do?
i can ez circle around him lol
baron shud still be available in free mode
It is
yes its op
after you beat ultimate battle you perma unlock him
yep if u lose him thats a bug
A part of me wants to be able to use the baron body type in the whatever it’s called, can’t remember for the life of me
Abyss
that
i want the big body in all tiers rly
True
i accidentally cut my own head off
based
anyways else feels your limbs get cut off way easier than the enemies regardless of difficulty?
turn down gore
Notice I said regardless of difficulty
yeah no you’re completely right
and no, my limbs havent been cut down very often
its like a butter knife
Npcs play by the same exact rules you do.
Try twisting blades side to side after chopping into them.
but i do mostly play armored combat with poleaxes.
oh wait i misread it- no i think its easier from BOTH sides now
if i do infact use a Falchion in the commoner tier i take out arms and heads left and right
A weapon only touches me and I get my entire body split while I hack somebody 4 times and he is still standing on realistic
mostly if youre fighting axes
ive hit the first boss with a knife and it split him in half lol
if youre not, you wont get sliced
bruh getting knocked down and then constantly wacked on the head with no chance of recovery needs to be removed. either end the fight right there automatical;l or make the ai back off. its enraging during a boss to just spend 15 minutes twitching on the gropund
I wish, but stabbing him does the job without splitting him
nah it was a sword
different weapons have different weights,greatswords will slice easy
yes 👍
Hold G
thats half sword in a nutshell
wait whats G do
If you get your limb cut off you die in like 3 seconds and don't have enough time to give up
the ai has no mercy bro, what did you expect. it got mad at you for killing it too many times
clicking slomo does accelerate your recovery for some reason
willie has had enough of your bullcrap
Then defend yourself properly so you don't lose a limb?
i have won battles after losing a limb and lived
lol
im gonna get violentally bashed in the head with a golden mace, aren't I?
and you can give up in time too
so be it
"Then git gud" I play this game as well as I can, sorry I can't be as good as sword master you
if you get cut in the neck though or the femoral artery near the thigh, youll loose blood too tast
My character just crumbles to the ground after getting his hand cut off
not neck
hand
then you dont have a willie, its a pussy
what
i mean, wouldn't that happen irl too?

hes making a pun
No shit
id imagine it would
Just wasnt funny
i was trying so hard to bold in my laughter during class
/j
epic embed fail
OH FUCK I GET IT
It's a game with an insane skill ceiling dude, check out some historical combat techniques online 🙂

What if there's no ceiling
good you get it now
nah it was funny

Is it normal that my character is tired forever after the first hit?If anything, the hit was mine
Doesn't matter much when an sword that slightly scratches your hand, cuts it off completely. And then after that you bleed out in 3 seconds which isn't realistic at all
yes, however lets do keep in mind- it is a demo
its gonna be elaborated and improved upon
Yeah it does feel like the game felt better before the update though
so hopefully they return that feel in updates
i dunno, thats seems to be the general opinion and on some points i totally agree
weapon handling and balance was better
there was less fatal errors
yeah while that gauntlet was a great decision they also made the game unrealistically hard on the default difficulty
but on other counts im honestly just gonna either say
- its a demo for a reason
- skill issue
ehhh i agree in some parts and disagree in others
😩
balancing seems hit or miss but i see alot of complaints about how its harder to get up now and i honestly dont see how
honestly bro, if they just optimize the game fully i'ma be grateful. i js adapated to these new physics so it doesn't matter if they bring the playtest physics back or not
i should REALLY be saying its a PLAYTEST for a reason- not just a demo
like i remember so many times in the playtest willie would just start having a seizure on the ground instead of getting up and i havent seen this once in the new build
yesh
hi guys
My willie gets his leg broken if i turn around too fast in this demo
that too
ive tried to get myself to trip and fall delibirately and it just never happens
That happens to me in this demo
i dont get how yall be tripping over yourselves
didnt happen in the playtest
when you pick something up
and turn around
willie will stumble and fall for 3 minutes
like i had alot of bullshit happen to me but not this
you can run wrong, and trip while dodging
especially if youre already dazed
Im Swedish so I’m basically half fluent in ancient Germanic.
Fortune favors the brave
if im already dazed its legit
i failed to keep my balance when im having a concussion it makes sense that i fall
I did find out that if you watch the legs and go in the opposite direction youre about the fall, wille gets his balance back
whats ur framerate btw?
they changed how willies stand up, now its like the whole torso moves up magically, which makes it easier to stand, compared to the playtest where it was a lot more realistic, and the hands mattered more
there was this theory that higher fps = floppier willie
my screen limit is 60 I think
^good change, but looks less realistic
I acutally got used to the playtest version and now im finding it hard to get up for some reason
ye it def looks less realistic
I used to kinda juggle willie movement in the ground till he got up
but now it seems like its all automatically slow
and moving only slows it down more
yeah its kinda hard, but clicking f, allows you to slow time and he gets up quicker automatically
missed another guy in beggar carnage with a stab and nailed this one in the forehead
imma try that thanks
like legit!
just be careful with the slowed time to get up, it does spend stamina
so it could also be dangerous
Yeah that's why I never experimated with it much
it's good to give a quick initial hit though
or chain 2 hits before the enemy can react
gotta disable it quick
slowing time to get up is extremely good for a cost benefit analysis, you can get up before you get pinned by the ai
i immediately turn it off,and sprint after getting up
yeah thats why slowing time is important
get up before you get a concussion while on the ground
before they bore dow. on you with a poleaxe
yougotta win it
only works if you're not on the ground because of a concussion, or hit your head on the floor
otherwise gotta catch your breath a bit
half sword jousting update would be fire
delete your save file
what do you guys mean gauntlet progress
isn't it only one life?
when you die it resets
where is it stored
not once you hit purple
what is purple
i checked steam fiels
if you reach the ultimate challenge you can die as many times as you want
files*
it is somewhere in appdata
thanks
what is the ultimate challenge?
it wasnt this way before, so be thankful Pierrot's desires werent fulfilled
the last one?
i had to startover a few times
yes
ah I see
found it
Horse shit in the wip, does that mean horses are coming to the game?
in C:\Users[your user]\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5
No, it means horse shit is coming to the game
it means that we can throw horse shit
im pretty sure it was me and a few other people asking for perma death to be turned off in ultimate challenge
not complaining, we finally have some cuisine in the game
amazing
you could already eat ass

my god im unhinged in this server
they call me the drummer
The day the devs release female npcs is the day im playing this game 15 hours a day
oh i fuckinf love the 2 handed maces
Did you guys know you can kill willie in the select menu and go to the abyss
shame they arent un the higher tiers
yeah i did it by accident
i love 1h hammers with a shield
I win
damn sucks to find it out like that
lost lots of progress lmao
i cleared the gauntlet with that combo
any chance they'll be called Sissies?

a peasant just cut my willie off
i beat willies left and right in this game
he first slashed my right arm off
my own stupid joeks are killi g me
dude is immune to physics
I dream that in around 9 months time, the game will have multiplayer, horses, bows and maybe muskets (its not happening)
Multiplayer would be chaotic
yeah ok he is indeed immune
if they add multiplayer they damn well need to add voicechat
multiplayer would suck
local is an option
cause ping exists
the real time reactions to shenanigans would be hilarious
local will be cool
but online multiplayer is gonna be off the books for a bit
the rest works fine
and arrow time wont work
it would be cool to have full 500 vs 500 chaotic medieval battles
you go to tabs
now
shoo
this is peak mounts and blades combat
Maybe there could even be an armour damaging system and maybe arrows could pierce through thin armour, and muskets could pierce through nearly all armour including plate armour and maces could leave dents in the plate armour and chailmail could completely counter swords and spears could be thrown
yeah no, not happening
small buhurt kills the game lmao
What if I steal 500 pcs and combine them
your pc will be caught on fire
dawg the game runs on 60 fps with buhurts
you can dent armor in this game
thought it was just me, small buhurt drops my frames to single digit
they would be horribly out of sync, and incapable of rendering anything
Then ill summon shenron
yeah but its only aesthetic and the dents arent as noticable as id like them to be
and ask for the strongest pc
rendezvous in Rotterdam
in the universe
theyre not just aesthetic
what do they do
ive managed to cut a dudes helmet off of him
London build acquired
head perfectly intact, and it just removed his helmet
too much teeth
Hey,
I was part of the old Half Sword playtest and it showed up in my Steam library, but there was no play button—only the option to delete it. I removed it from my library, and now I tried to download the Tech Demo from the Steam page, but nothing happens when I click it. It just doesn’t respond at all.
Not sure if this is related to the old playtest being removed or something else, but I can’t get it to download again no matter what I try.
Can you help or let me know if the demo is temporarily down or if I lost access somehow?
Thanks
did you also have the demo installed or not?
i still have it installed
ok thanks
they just fused playtest and demo in one

short sword and buckler is so good vs normal polearms
im scared about fighting the spike spear guy in millitia tho
i like stabbing him with the big spear
yeah thats easy but i wanted to do something besides polearms for a change
since it always gets his balls
he fucked me up, i tried to parry his overhead and he just powered through my shield and clapped me
and now i got one tapped by the next duel because a spear glanced from my shield backwards into my arm somehow, cutting it off
when will the early access be released?
7 days
april 30?
6
april 29?
5
bro what??????
fortnite
minecraft
Wicked Island
i played exanima for 30 minutes
wandered aimlessly and refunded
shud i give it another chance?
Nah, it doesn't have Willies in it
noted
How do I hurt him.
Prick his wille
youch
one time I pitch forked someone straight in the balls
i got bored and started slicing the face off a willy in beggar carnage
tehres another gorier pic but its lowkey so repulsive i cannot bring myself to look at it
shit is so vile i feel disguted by myself
Game should punish you for being too brutal towards willies
try this
and reward you for just knocking them out
and rewarding you for killing willies that attack surrendering willies
in all seriousness though, the gore in this game is so good it feels sad to look at them
I always do that
I save all willies
WHENEVER I REFLEXIVELY PRESS ESC OR C RIGHT AFTER DYING I GET STUCK IN THE GAME AND IT JUST FREEZES AND I HAVE TO RESTART IT
very unfortunate
I hate the farmer boss so I kicked his face off
whats that map?
ultimate challenge
how do I unlock it?
I just pirchfork and rush him
he dies instantly
no matter where I hit
willie revenge
FIRST SUCCESSFUL NON-HELMETED HEADBUTT
i have player and willie damage all the way up
chat, i've managed to cut his head off without even cutting
i always brutalise the willies that attack surrendering willies
grabbers also get brutalised
If you don't like slow games, no.
Worth noting that it does have a fun arena mode where you can manage a team of gladiators. That's basically just raw combat, progression, and some light management. Pretty fun if the base game is too slow for you
You have to beat all levels of the Gauntlet
i managed to summon willie's third eye (he sees into the future)
Willie, are you injured?
floating eye ahh
but yet again, i'm holding another head
the world is lucky i cannot draw 😈
C is photomode!
I play halfsword during an earthquake
ok so what i did to willie is unjustified then..
dante....
I WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING ABLE TO RESTART THE DAMNED CYCLE SO I CAN DO IT PROPERLY INSTEAD OF CHEATING BY MY IDIOT CHARACT ER I HAVE TO PLAY AS TRIES TO BE A FOOL AND REACHES FOR NOTHING WHILE IM DESPERATELY TRYING TO GRAB A SINGLE ANY SINGLE WEAPON AT ALL IN THE ENTIRE ARENA, GRASPING AT NOTHING, DYING FOIR NOTHING, NO ABILITY TO THINK, NO ABILITY TO GRASP ANYTHING WITH THINE HANDS, NO THOUGHTS OF BENDING THYNE KNEE TO GET CLOSER TO THE OBJECT WHICH YOU CAN NOT REACH
chillax
we ain't reading allat
My gay willies
the point is that consequences are a bad idea when THE THING THAT CAN MURDER YOU INSTANTLY IS NOT GRABBING A THING THAT YOUR CHARACTER WILL NOT GRAB AND WILL NEVER GRAB
It's only gay if the balls are touching
YOU CAN NOT
GRAB STUFF THAT YOU WANT TO GRAB
skill issue


