#halfsword-chat-⚔

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rapid tartan
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tbf though 120hz monitors are so cheap now only like 100$ and someone will definitely see the difference between 30 and 120

lunar oxide
mental dew
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bro the difference between 30 and 60 is the same as 60 and 144

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ngl

rapid tartan
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also turning vsync is fun cus you can see the fps go to crazy high numbers like 1.3k depending on what games

tender quest
fallow stone
# tender quest

damn it's never been that strong for me, it usually just scratches them a bit

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it was a very smooth swing

blissful gulch
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I punched this man so hard in the head the game crashed

tender quest
tacit prawn
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are you sure?

true thorn
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thats bitrate bro

tacit prawn
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just bringing up stuff for no reason

tender quest
viral crow
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HAS ANYONE EVER BEAT THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE?

true thorn
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no its never happened before

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not even the devs have actually played as the baron

viral crow
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interesting so we dont even know if it possible

tacit prawn
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like 3 times

viral crow
true thorn
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dont lie dude

tacit prawn
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I'm not a youtuber

viral crow
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then it didnt happen

tacit prawn
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I don't record see all the time

tacit prawn
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I still beat it tho

true thorn
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hacks

tacit prawn
tender quest
tacit prawn
drowsy flint
true thorn
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no its never been done

tacit prawn
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Just need a good weapon

tacit prawn
blissful gulch
viral crow
tacit prawn
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I just make machinimas

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Not make walkthroughs

lethal crag
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ive beat it too

tacit prawn
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ok Michael Jackson

lethal crag
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but you get no proof swine mosquito horseraddish mix

tacit prawn
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Willie.exe

ruby saddle
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is there any way to hold a 2 handed weapon with just one hand?

lethal crag
sonic yoke
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above 24 and it looks like motion.

But you can truly notice the difference until like, 144.

Now the experience is for sure logarithmic gains

tacit prawn
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Playing Half Sword 30 fps on purpose is like holding in your piss while in the bathroom

tender quest
sonic yoke
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Like the difference between 18 and 24 is the difference between the game not working and the game working.

The difference between 24 and 60 is huge.

The difference between 60 and 100 is meh.

The difference between 100 and 144 is very meh.

tacit prawn
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There's no benefit playing at 30 fps

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unless you're playing old GTA games

true thorn
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i was just saying that the difference was neglible

tacit prawn
true thorn
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yeah

tacit prawn
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even though there is

true thorn
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not that you need to play on 30

opaque creek
true thorn
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"pretty much the same"

tacit prawn
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I said there's a difference between 30 fps and 60 fps

spare drift
drowsy flint
tacit prawn
drowsy flint
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id recognise that jail cell anywhere

inner dew
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im at man at arms

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tomorrow i will go against the last 2 ranks before the ultimate challenge

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im gonna lower the gore

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what do you guys recommend me?

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what gore level?

tacit prawn
wind perch
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max blood

lament stratus
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it depends a lot on the person, most people dont notice it unless they are already used to higher fps

wind perch
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your pc gets stronger each crash

lament stratus
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which

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most people are used to higher fps, so that "unless" is pretty big

wind perch
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you have to train it

inner dew
tacit prawn
lament stratus
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o whoops forgot to ping @true thorn

inner dew
lament stratus
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comedic

tacit prawn
true thorn
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honestly if your fps is that bad on minimum settings your pc might just not be cut out for halfsword

spare drift
# lament stratus most people are used to higher fps, so that "unless" is pretty big

i can confirm, played on a 60 hz monitor for a very long time, and after switching to a 144 hz not only did it feel smooth as shit, but anything, even framerates lower than like 90 feel choppy and it lowkey ruined my experience cause i have not been able to upgrade my computer so as newer games come out i cant run them at 90+ frames and so it feels laggy

wind perch
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noo

tacit prawn
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nevermind

true thorn
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what does that say

wind perch
tacit prawn
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That's apart of the training

wind perch
wind perch
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its too early i gts

lunar oxide
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Nah, just ship of Theseus the pc.

true thorn
valid kernel
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So I'm having trouble installing the new tech demo. Clicked it and got "No internet Connection". My internet is working perfectly fine. Restarted steam and now the download button just doesn't do anything.

wind perch
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not sure

tacit prawn
true thorn
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if that doesnt work uninstall and reinstall

valid kernel
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Except I can't even install it since the download button isn't working.

spare drift
tacit prawn
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turn it on and back off

drowsy flint
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delete System32

lunar oxide
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Honestly though you probably should reset your pc.

toxic sundial
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I have very important questions

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I’m on the last stage where you start with no armor

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What happens if I die?

tacit prawn
toxic sundial
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It’s the final stage where you have to fight the baron

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The last boss

snow gulch
toxic sundial
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I start with nothing and the ring has the wood fence removed

valid kernel
toxic sundial
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Do I lose my progress?

drowsy flint
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no

toxic sundial
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So it’s fine if I die?

tacit prawn
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yep

toxic sundial
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Oh thank god

tacit prawn
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like in real life

opaque creek
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It used to reset the entire gauntlet

toxic sundial
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I got stabbed pretty bad and paused the game

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I thought I lost all my progress

snow gulch
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hope you find a solution

tacit prawn
opaque creek
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I got so used to beating gauntlet quickly enough that dying didn’t brother me anymore

tacit prawn
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same

drowsy flint
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excellent consistency

i stab willie in the dick with my spear, he barely flinches

i fall down because the wind blew, willie stabs me in the dick with his spear, i die immediately

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obvs the more realistic reaction is to immediately die

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not sure why thats limited to me though

snow gulch
lunar oxide
tacit prawn
opaque creek
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Just have to bully him

soft osprey
icy solar
tacit prawn
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I beat it 3 times

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easy honestly

opaque creek
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Not so much getting better with practice but being less afraid of restarting

lunar oxide
pure cobalt
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the real gauntlet challenge is getting past commoner boss after that your armour makes it hard to die

tacit prawn
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My only problem with the gauntlet (which is more of a problem with game itself) is the NPC cheating and pulling some bullshit move and the falling down

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Besides that

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I think it's pretty easy once you get used to that

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and the gauntlet gets easier with all that armor

opaque creek
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I played without armor for extra speed

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But steel helmet

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Plancon with speed behind it is dangerous

drowsy flint
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love it when the UC drops no armour for 4 waves and im fighting veterans with my squishy pink body and fancy purple tunic

tacit prawn
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I love to smack them with spears

unkempt wraith
upbeat venture
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I’ve done it …. 4 days of the ultimate challenge and I beat the gauntlet

drowsy flint
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you get hit, you stay hit

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no healing like the abyss

upper dust
drowsy flint
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in the UC you can only strike when youre sure you wont get hit, or when youre sure the injury wont cost you say a disabled arm or compromised leg

flat cipher
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Man, I'm having gun with this game so far. Lmao.
Especially with Free Mode and the abendstern/eveningstar-like spear.

robust moat
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I emailed the email in the faq is that what I’m supposed to do

manic needle
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Guys how can i defeat the last level? For me is like supper hard like the first 2 guys make me like 50 cuts and when i get a "good" weapon the full armored knigths come and kill me like a bug

rapid tartan
bleak monolith
fallow stone
rapid tartan
bleak monolith
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than?

drowsy flint
rapid tartan
bleak monolith
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I see it

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thanks

rapid tartan
crisp junco
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pitchfork moment

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at least it's lore accurate

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long arms are fucking broken

fallow stone
upper dust
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awwww I got stabbed in the hand of all places by a spear 😭

rapid tartan
fallow dune
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real?

crisp junco
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the cavalry

versed pumice
toxic sundial
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Does anyone know how to slow time on a controller

crisp junco
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might not have a binding by default

upper dust
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I love how in only the UC my dumbass willie forgets how to hold a spear

crisp junco
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that shit happens to me all the time it feels like his arms sarent working

upper dust
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im getting cancer by simply playing the uc man 😭

rapid tartan
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im all the way at the mans at arms section using only the no armor no weapon dude

upper dust
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my knife's tip just slide along another willies torso

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wtf

tacit prawn
upper dust
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why the hell does the ai decide to learn NOW

tacit prawn
toxic sundial
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I BEAT THE BARON!

drowsy flint
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at

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the moment

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not sure why

toxic sundial
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So now the baron role is permanently unlocked?

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I have it?

upper dust
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my willie just randomly fucking thrusted his foot into a pitchfork

toxic sundial
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Don’t underestimate those pitch forks

upper dust
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im happy now I just superman punched a willie in the UC

bleak monolith
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guys how I play to bosses in free mode?

crisp junco
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you cant

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i believe

upper dust
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can somebody give me a step-by-step guide on how to beat the UC with the worst luck ever

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:)

bleak monolith
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thanks

crisp junco
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:(

floral basin
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and then pray to whatever god you choose that you get good armor and a polearm that can knock the enemy out

upper dust
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so uhm, and cant even beat it like that lmfao

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😭

floral basin
# upper dust 😭

with the sliders, i finally got to baron just a few minutes ago, and the fight lasted from 11:18 to 11:51

fallow dune
floral basin
# fallow dune

the polearm physics feel so weird in the demo vs the playtest 💀

upper dust
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Im crippled in a leg and an arm dude 😔

serene tulip
toxic sundial
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Pole arms are OP

fallow dune
serene tulip
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idk, 2h Axe hits like a truck no matter how it lands

upper dust
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fatal error the one time I get a good start :o

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nvm

sweet heart
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If they release half sword on console would it still be free

floral basin
sweet heart
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I don't think 20 or 30 dollars is bad

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I searched it up on YouTube but I keep getting half sword

floral basin
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looks like they may have taken it off strangely enough

storm shale
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Is the candlestick/torch stand getting nerfed later?

sweet heart
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Lol

rapid tartan
pure cobalt
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so what do i do int he abyss if theres 3 men chasing me

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very well armed men

sweet heart
rapid tartan
pure cobalt
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they have armour all there is shitty pants in every coffin

velvet ridge
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how tf do you play this game???

rapid tartan
pure cobalt
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brother they have armour and i have nothing but pants a hat and a pitchfork

sweet heart
velvet ridge
fallow dune
crisp junco
sweet heart
velvet ridge
sweet heart
pure cobalt
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nevermind i found armour in a crate

rapid tartan
velvet ridge
sweet heart
upper dust
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the max amount of enemies at a time is 4 right?

sweet heart
crisp junco
sweet heart
velvet ridge
crisp junco
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space kicks and holding alt switches to thrust

velvet ridge
toxic sundial
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It will have to optimized a lot more before a console release

crisp junco
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lmaoooo

upper dust
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OH MY GOD I AM AT THE BARON

toxic sundial
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Even on really good PCs it runs like shit

sweet heart
upper dust
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this is coolio :3

acoustic nest
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f for slo mo and ALT for stabby

rapid tartan
# sweet heart Hopefully

I cant see them charging anything more then 20$ tbh blade and sorcery is selling for 25$ and is alot better imo

acoustic nest
karmic inlet
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i think a seperate FOV slider for 1st and 3rd person would be cool, pls add

toxic sundial
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It would be sick on console though. I already play the game with my Xbox controller on my laptop

velvet ridge
crisp junco
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uhhhh

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q and e trigger grabs

velvet ridge
toxic sundial
crisp junco
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thats like it

sweet heart
velvet ridge
acoustic nest
velvet ridge
upper dust
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I did it :D

sweet heart
velvet ridge
sweet heart
rapid tartan
# sweet heart Chivalry 2

chivalry is good yeah but its 35$ and worth it, I wouldnt pay that much for this game ever id pay like 10$ and thats it

velvet ridge
upper dust
toxic sundial
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If you keep playing with a controller you get used to it

sweet heart
sweet heart
rapid tartan
sweet heart
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I barely play it tho

velvet ridge
sweet heart
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So It don't matter to me

rapid tartan
crisp junco
patent blade
rapid tartan
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dead people cant have feelings

patent blade
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he comin for yo ass

crisp junco
sweet heart
rapid tartan
pure cobalt
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this game with chivalry type battles would be insane

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insanely laggy

rapid tartan
pure cobalt
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probably because theyre using ue5

fallow dune
patent blade
# rapid tartan why my ass thats gay

he gonna make you squeal, ''Im sorry daddy, ive been naughty'', because you damn libtards dont have the decency to cry forgive me fatha for i be sinnin

fallow dune
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damn if only i pressed c at the right time I would've gotten an insane ass photo

rapid tartan
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thx tho

upper dust
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dx12 is pretty shadowy

thorny perch
fallow dune
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i dunno man...

crisp junco
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jesus thats fucking rad

fallow dune
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I really gave him a quick death there damn

crisp junco
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slit his throat like a anime protag ahhaha

pure cobalt
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anyone ever just bring someone to the ground by choking them with a melee

fallow dune
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dude the silence is fucking crazy tho

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the screaming just stops and all you hear is the blood dripping god damn...

crisp junco
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its actually funny its a damn execution

pure cobalt
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level 3 is required

crisp junco
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i see

upper dust
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I need to do this to willie game devs

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please let me grab his neck 🥺

crisp junco
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yeah more grapplinmg would be sick

fallow dune
urban socket
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holy shit finally beat the barron

crisp junco
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w

urban socket
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is there anyway to flip polearms around to use the other side?

upper dust
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devs will add choking update and zwercopter update when?

crisp junco
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i think he means like

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right click

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is that what you mean holliday

urban socket
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naw naw like use the pick side if its a hammer/pick

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ok any of yall play examina?

crisp junco
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no

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is it like half sword

pure cobalt
urban socket
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theyre similar

pure cobalt
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like make sure youre halfswording and then bring ur melee around their neck

urban socket
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is it a faux paux to post screenshots from another game?

crisp junco
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dont think anyone would care

upper dust
pale reef
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hey one of my friends is trying to play half sword but when he loads in he gets to the gore selecter screen and he just cant select anything

urban socket
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so you see how the hammer has a pick side and the hammer side

calm mesa
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Hey mods if you see someone with a ton of slurs in their name please ban them, they are going around servers spamming really heavy irl gore, user ID is 1364455369694249043

crisp junco
urban socket
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thats stabbing tho

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I know I can use the back swing, I think its probably not a thing

crisp junco
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i think what you're describing isnt like a thing you can do lol

urban socket
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I think youre right

crisp junco
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like

urban socket
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hopefully later down the line

crisp junco
floral basin
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itd be cool if they added the ability to rotate your weapon for that

crisp junco
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but u cant

urban socket
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I would almost 100% of the time to use a pick over a hammer

upper dust
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this senior citizen willie wont STAND UP

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im literally helping him up :(

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I uhh think I killed him by throwing him to the ground ;-;

crisp junco
pure cobalt
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should add helping your buhurt teammates up

urban socket
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mayhaps

pure cobalt
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so what faction do you pick in half sword

crisp junco
pure cobalt
crisp junco
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although i have a sneaking suspicion that they dont do anything and are purely gaslighting

urban socket
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damn is playing as the barrion supposed to feel so floppy?

crisp junco
pure cobalt
quick dock
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whats arrow time do?

elfin coyote
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Slow time

crisp junco
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slow down time at cost of stamina

pure cobalt
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nah even with less damage taken i get stabbed and im pretty much immobilised

quick dock
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okay

fallow dune
shy igloo
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when u get knocked out how do u get back up?

pure cobalt
crisp junco
coarse urchin
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do someone know some tricks for ultimate challenge?

patent blade
elfin coyote
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Press w or a

pure cobalt
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if youre critically injured you cant get back up

patent blade
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im not even christian lmao

crisp junco
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when someone falls its over

shy igloo
urban socket
shy igloo
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any specific button?

elfin coyote
crisp junco
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i mean i think you can kick from the ground but ive never actually saved myself that way

shy igloo
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i usually keep grabbing and releasing them lol

elfin coyote
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Really depends on which side you fall

shy igloo
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got ya i appreciate it

crisp junco
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i seem to tend to fall onto mine own blade

pure cobalt
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moving in the direction that youre feet go towards is the key

elfin coyote
pure cobalt
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anyone ever just walk into an enemies dropped weapon and died

crisp junco
pure cobalt
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see it just happened to me twice now

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walked into a plancon that an enemy was dropping then a sword

elfin coyote
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Anyone ever kicked an oponent weapon and split your foot

crisp junco
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yeah basically every death i have atp is from falling onto a weapon or kicking one

elfin coyote
crisp junco
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commoner is becoming my new favorite tier

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no armor is so fun

pure cobalt
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oh i just had an enemy walk into a weapon

elfin coyote
upper dust
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Dunno if I like this photo I took, but wanted to see what yall thought about it

pure cobalt
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i would throw a weapon but i cant aim my throws very well

elfin coyote
upper dust
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yeah, im trying to time it right to show the act of willie getting hit

fallow dune
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Stabbing with alt is VERY annoying because if you ALT + S it makes a windows sounds AND I FUCKING HATE IT

urban socket
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i havent had that issue

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disable sticky keys?

upper dust
fallow dune
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FFS

elfin coyote
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You can disable that on configurations

crisp junco
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bros....

elfin coyote
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Of the computer

fallow dune
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tell me how

elfin coyote
elfin coyote
fallow dune
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oh yeah thanks that helps

elfin coyote
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Just search on configurations

urban socket
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damn I think I got the barrons weapons down

urban socket
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gotta go way slower with the mouse

elfin coyote
fallow dune
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I'm on windows 11 i have no clue what im looking for in the language settings

urban socket
calm mesa
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Is this even possible

upper dust
last totem
crisp junco
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i fw this heavy

upper dust
fallow dune
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aight, opening premier right now

last totem
fallow dune
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lets fking go

crisp junco
calm mesa
elfin coyote
fallow dune
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press ALT + C to clip something

last totem
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alr

crisp junco
fallow dune
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Pro tip, go to "Share a Clip" and press the gear icon, that way you can change the settings to how you want.

last totem
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all I have is just invite you all to listen to my spotify 😭

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i think I need to be level 3

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Cuz thats when u can normally post clips and images

fallow dune
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yeah

calm mesa
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Holding alt, super useful for soears

deep shale
fallow dune
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cuz none of this helped

crisp junco
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secret tip

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what do you guys listen to while playing

deep shale
fallow dune
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honestly if I were to use something other than windows, i'd give SteamOS a try

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I heard good things about it

crisp junco
iron isle
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Is there any way to reset my faction in the demo?

crisp junco
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no

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it warns u

iron isle
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fuckin rip

crisp junco
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i dont think they do anytning anyway so u good

fallow dune
iron isle
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i mean i saw the "you choose your allegiance but once" message but it also resets when you lose your character

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but i got to barron rank as a frenchman and wanted to retry it with the german

red phoenix
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guys does anybody know if anybody has ever beaten gauntlet mode on max player damage minimum enemy damage

granite spire
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ive been trying to play the one-life mode and I usually get to baron but recently its been fatal erroring fairly randomly, but it'll always happen when I stab or injure someone, blood and gore off or on, settings all the way down and nothing running in the background. Is there anything else I could do on my end?

whole pagoda
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any solution to the crashin in baron due to fatal error?

tired tapir
crisp junco
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other than that no

fallow dune
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still trying to figure wtf causes the sound when I press ALT + S AAUUERGGHG

red phoenix
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dont press alt

granite spire
fallow dune
red phoenix
fallow dune
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to stab?

red phoenix
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yeah

granite kernel
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double click

fallow dune
deep shale
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i used to double click to stab and it would never work
and then
someone here told me to lower my sensitivity and use alt
and now it always works

fallen mauve
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im playing on controller, does anyone have advice for completing the final challenge (besides switching to keyboard and mouse)

deep shale
red phoenix
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anyways has anybody beaten the game on max payer dmg min enemy dmg

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?

crisp junco
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games buggy lol

granite spire
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oh alright lol

crisp junco
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ppl come here and complain 24/7 its actually funny

granite spire
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but yeah, not tryna complain, would be nice if there was a hotfix for what could be causing it but idk 🤷‍♂️

crisp junco
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its a beta of a sim built in unreal its like the unholy trifecta

crisp junco
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yeah playing on a controller sounds fucking abbysmal

fallen mauve
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its not that bad tbh

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I just run right stick as swing/camera on max sens

crisp junco
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yeah nah that just sounds uncomfortable to me

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more power to you

spring zenith
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Blud, I'm literally playing with a broken keyboard and I win 🤣

upper dust
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yall think I can beat the abyss with just the lantern?

crisp junco
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lock in

upper dust
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NO WAY SOME HAMMER GUY RAN OUT OF THE SHADOWS AND KNOCKS ME DOWN

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NOOO

crisp junco
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the slow death

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unforseen

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unforgiving

upper dust
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mmmm yes I click grab so he pokes hammer man

red phoenix
upper dust
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I cant beat him on regular settings 😭

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get to him*

red phoenix
crisp junco
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half sword is so cool i wish swords were real

red phoenix
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too bad only half a sword is real

dreamy sleet
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if they make half sword 2 will it be full sword

crisp junco
upper dust
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Willie MIGHT be scared of the dark

crisp junco
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woahhhhhh

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the lightbringer

lament stratus
crisp junco
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+2 holy damage

lament stratus
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fuckin niko over here

upper dust
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I beat the first boss in two seconds lmfao

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Run, slowmo, kick for momentum and swing = insta win

crisp junco
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tech

fluid coral
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anyone got a fix for the crappy frames

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game uses like 20% cpu and gpu max and like 1 gb ram is there a limit i can change

upper dust
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the run has ended 😔

fallow dune
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found what was causing the ALT + S noise and it was outlook.. and to disable it i had to go to regedit to do it. Bullshit man...

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oh well now i can halfsword in peace

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NEVER FUCKING MIND WTF??

fluid coral
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bro is cursed

fallow dune
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FUCK YOU WINDOWS 11!!!

lament stratus
mental dew
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realistically what bosses do you think you can personally beat with your bare hands

crisp junco
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unreal

upper dust
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yall think the devs'll every add actual sabres?

fallow dune
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Why do i even have outlook anyways god damnit im uninstalling hopefully that works

fluid coral
fallow dune
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it's coming from the system...

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i want that shit disabled FULLY

fluid coral
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sndvol.exe

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run that in win+r

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disable system sounds

fallow dune
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i accidently discord clipped 5 times.

fluid coral
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LMAO

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w

fallow dune
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i know that, I don't wanna entirely disable the system sound i wanna disable the ALT + S sound SPECIFICALLY

digital panther
fluid coral
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@fallow dune do you have steelseries?

fluid coral
crisp junco
digital panther
crisp junco
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all win11 users suffer

fluid coral
fallow dune
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clips are from alt c

fluid coral
fallow dune
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not alt s

digital panther
fallow dune
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god damnit i wanna fucking rip my skin off now jesus christ

fluid coral
crisp junco
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yeah

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some

fallow dune
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WHY IS NVIDA OVERLAY'S FPS COUNTER ON

fluid coral
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nah fuck that im lazy

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alr r

digital panther
crisp junco
digital panther
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Or back up your files

digital panther
fallow dune
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i just wanted to play the funny sword game man

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yeah i know i disabled it

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but whats NOT DISABLED................

fluid coral
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okay so if i move everything from c drive to my chunkies would those save

digital panther
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You need to disable windows 11

fluid coral
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if i change to windows 10 does the only thing that changes is c drive

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do the rest stay

crisp junco
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yeah

digital panther
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If you get it on the C drive yes

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If you know your way around your bios you can use multiple oses

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But that's only really useful for running windows and Linux, not windows and windows

crisp junco
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i do that

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i love me puter

hollow delta
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behold: goth willy

crisp junco
fluid coral
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@fallow dune check your dms

digital panther
digital panther
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Nothing has ever felt better than swapping back to windows 10

fluid coral
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installing this FAT FUCK oblivion

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anyone played the remastered yet

crisp junco
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no

digital panther
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No but I doubt it's gonna be good

crisp junco
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apparently they fixed the leveling so i will be playing it

crisp junco
fluid coral
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guys

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guess what

digital panther
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Right this way to our 49th rerelease

crisp junco
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when is skyrim 2 comuing out

rare turtle
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How to make the abyss map super bright everyone?

fallow dune
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just had to disable the ENTIRE default beep sound

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THERE

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FINALLY

fluid coral
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i fixed the fucking beep

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im god

digital panther
digital panther
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Shine a flashlight onto your screen

fallow dune
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where was i

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OH RIGHT

digital panther
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Open your curtains

fallow dune
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i was gonna edit a video

fluid coral
fallow dune
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now i can fking do that

rare turtle
fallow dune
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my only way to calm down is to put silly sound effects on random videos

crisp junco
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remove abyuss fog

rare turtle
fluid coral
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alr imma drift till oblivion installed enjoy having no beeps brick guy

digital panther
fluid coral
digital panther
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You can't just remove an absence of light

shell bobcat
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i found out how to snap willy's neck

digital panther
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That's like removing a vacuum

rare turtle
digital panther
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It's a double negative

fluid coral
digital panther
digital panther
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Epic strike through fail

rare turtle
fluid coral
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its in the top left

crisp junco
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cmon bruh

fluid coral
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dont help him

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nah

shell bobcat
fluid coral
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hes an idiot

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let him die

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🩴

shell bobcat
digital panther
fluid coral
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yeah

crisp junco
shell bobcat
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or KCD2?

digital panther
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Play dark souls prepare to die edition

crisp junco
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kcd1

shell bobcat
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i gto on the hype of KCD2 and i just love it

crisp junco
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yeah i hear good things about kcd2

shell bobcat
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im probably gonna check out the first game but i doubt it, as the graphics and style aint my thing

crisp junco
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fun gasmeplay and i think they ended up releasing optional high quality audio files

shell bobcat
crisp junco
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waow

shell bobcat
digital panther
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Soul level 99 bandit

shell bobcat
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which at that point a NASA computer would blow up

crisp junco
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nah id win

smoky quail
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why the fuck is it that when you grab someone, you just randomly let go for now reason, but when Willie grabs you, he never lets you go even after dying sometimes

digital panther
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Is Willie racist

shell bobcat
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i barely run the game on HDD

digital panther
crisp junco
crisp junco
shell bobcat
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lmao

digital panther
crisp junco
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send

digital panther
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They're relatively cheap now

shell bobcat
crisp junco
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lmaooo

digital panther
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I got a 2TB one for roughly 100 bucks

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Not "cheap"

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But definitely worth it

shell bobcat
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do you understand everything is hella expensive

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in my country

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for tech

digital panther
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Get a 64tb USB from wish

shell bobcat
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as its all imported

digital panther
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:clueless:

shell bobcat
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dawg im in serbia

digital panther
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And I'm in Africa

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You tell me about expensive stuff

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💔

shell bobcat
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yeah atleast africa is more developed than this shithole

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every day something collapses

crisp junco
digital panther
shell bobcat
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first a train station roof cover and now a school roof almost killed a class

crisp junco
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uh oh

digital panther
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I've never met a nice south african

crisp junco
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racist

digital panther
upper dust
digital panther
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💔

shell bobcat
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as ive met 2

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i meant not really i just walked by them

digital panther
crisp junco
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insane

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where tf are you seeing indians in serbia

shell bobcat
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everywhere

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like wtf are you on about

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they immigrated on mass in 2024

crisp junco
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thats just weird to me

shell bobcat
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THERES AN INDIAN RESTARAUNT OUTSIDE MY STREET

crisp junco
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based i love india food

shell bobcat
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WHENEVER I GO TO SCHOOL I HAVE TO PASS IT

shell bobcat
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because of the um

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indians...

crisp junco
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balkan genetics make you physiologically racist

digital panther
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Lots of Indians where I live too

crisp junco
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body reacts negatively to ethnic groups

digital panther
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I don't think I've ever disliked a specific group of people ever

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UNTIL I started to have to interact with Indians on a daily basis

fallow dune
crisp junco
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its perfect

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genuinely hahahaha

digital panther
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Halfsword try not to be bank challenge

shell bobcat
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should i explain the balkan hate chart?

crisp junco
fallow dune
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im still wondering how tf that dude was able to send me flying

crisp junco
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peak cinema

digital panther
wispy forge
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hey guys is modding okay in half sword?

upper dust
coarse urchin
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yessss

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i did

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it

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i killed baron

shell bobcat
crisp junco
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zed

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what do you think of kosovo

digital panther
shell bobcat
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for all i care it can explode

coarse urchin
digital panther
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You'd better get your dorky ass to the confessional right now

shell bobcat
crisp junco
coarse urchin
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i just send it to sleep

crisp junco
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lol

shell bobcat
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just that i really dont care abt kosovo anymore

digital panther
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Do people in Serbia like Karadzic

crisp junco
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united against indians

shell bobcat
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id prefer a change of the goverment rather than kosovo

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though serbs fought for kosovo hella times

digital panther
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I liked it when Karadzic sipped water

digital panther
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Single mother just stepped in my bus

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Instantly reeks of tobacco

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I might start driving again

crisp junco
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hot

digital panther
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She's wrinkly and probably has herpes

upper dust
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whoever thought of making a spotify ad that goes "PSSSSST" straight out of silence needs to throw themselves to the void

digital panther
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And thank me later

crisp junco
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hahahahahaha

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i like you irish soup

digital panther
crisp junco
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add me

digital panther
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Add me

shell bobcat
shell bobcat
crisp junco
digital panther
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Come here give me a kiss

upper dust
digital panther
upper dust
digital panther
digital panther
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When do I get image perms

crisp junco
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dunno

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i thought it was lvl 3

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but i have them

digital panther
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💔

crisp junco
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mods loved me so much they just had to let me cook early

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how it feels to get knocked down in a fist play

digital panther
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Heads you get up

thorn owl
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the hoe is secretly the best

digital panther
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Tails you get stunlocked for 6 years

lusty oracle
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does fists just dont do enough damage to kill? ive been wailling on this willy for minutes and hes still begging

crisp junco
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bro are you mentally stable

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who does that

digital panther
crisp junco
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this just does not look good bro

upper dust
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I'd try to pick him up and slam his head into the fence

digital panther
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Am I amongst the mentally ill

crisp junco
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im dying bro

lusty oracle
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i will become the greatest half sword fister Willie

crisp junco
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the master willy beater

upper dust
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🤤

digital panther
crisp junco
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silence african

digital panther
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There's time for you too

upper dust
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dude I wish I could do that one COD finisher where you drop them onto your knee and cripple them

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ts would be tuff

fallow dune
digital panther
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You might have given me turbo aids

upper dust
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let me think im gangster :(

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lmao

upper dust
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the "love me, love me" song's playing for me dude lol

fluid coral
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bink

fallow dune
lusty oracle
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i accidentally grabbed a willies severed arm and got flunged into the stratosphere

upper dust
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Threat - Garbage Wastes by James Primate is very sword and a half when half swording my half

burnt patio
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one day we will be able to stand up

lusty oracle
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man the axe chops so easily, i scractched a willies bald head and he immideately becoems a necromorph

dreamy sleet
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what's the best strat for beating the first champion

patent blade
upper dust
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I dont like when peopl say gex :[

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it sounds weird

white orbit
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how can i play in the arena?

crisp junco
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run round him, pick it up, stab him

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thats how i do it every time at least

dreamy sleet
deep shale
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how do you
get past
enemy pitchfork

dreamy sleet
deep shale
upper dust
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:^)

gilded breach
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Throq stool

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Or use the modded in katana from berk

upper dust
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im wish throw stool mor hurt will

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only anger

patent blade
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i wish you could switch to mordschlag mode with a third grip swap for swords

cedar tusk
jaunty plover
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Is it me or is the second lowest rank a lot more fragile than the lowest against a two handed axe (somehow glitched it to be able to fight lowest rank as a higher rank which I feel should be an option)

worthy herald
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im on the last faction and i died and now im in abyss geting 1v4'ed rn i killed 3

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i finally won

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ANOTHER WAVE

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THAT WAS JUST HIS MINIONS

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im never geting killed on last level again

dry comet
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i want to put all the devs in full suits of armor

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and make them fight

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so they can understand stability and movement

worthy herald
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XD

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i want them to debuff the abyss last level

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i just got 1v4'ed and then the final boss came

granite kernel
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u mean Gauntlet?

dry comet
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the abyss is near impossible once fully armored enemies show up

muted dew
granite kernel
dry comet
muted dew
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And grab armor from the floor whenever possible

livid leaf
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why is the baron long pole weapon bad

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like it does no damage

worthy herald
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i only got the shoulder and gloves

muted dew
dry comet
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emphasis on almost lmao

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no long sticks spawned for 3 abyss runs in a row

worthy herald
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pluh im not good at aiming sometimes it just slides XD

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armors

granite kernel
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You can get yourself a Plançon if you beat the Soldier boss

livid leaf
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are we allowed to install mods

granite kernel
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Once you get a Plançon, basically every fight becomes easy

worthy herald
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when u press F it slow motions

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it takes ur stamina tho

granite kernel
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I never used it tbh

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Arrow Time, I know it exists but for some reason my AA battery brain doesn't use it

worthy herald
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i only use it for dodging i think it is what its for

livid leaf
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you also attack faster

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like

worthy herald
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true

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it takes all of ur stamina tho

livid leaf
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comapred to the npcs you will hit them first

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pick the stamina faction

worthy herald
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my fav match is Brave stand

granite kernel
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I hate the fact that Baron can literally command grab you

livid leaf
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when i used trainer mod

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even the kill command cant kill it

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or the freeze command

granite kernel
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if you're close enough, he'll grab you and tries to make you fall

worthy herald
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whos baron i forgot

granite kernel
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Big golden dude

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dripped out in Gucci

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aka, final boss

worthy herald
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oh no im

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in the lv

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IM IN THE FINAL BOSS

worthy herald
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nvm

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im in the waves

gilded veldt
granite kernel
granite kernel
worthy herald
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i just got 1 tapped