#halfsword-chat-⚔
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I'd argue subconsciously at first, but yeah they certainly would.
also turning vsync is fun cus you can see the fps go to crazy high numbers like 1.3k depending on what games
damn it's never been that strong for me, it usually just scratches them a bit
it was a very smooth swing
I punched this man so hard in the head the game crashed
got some force on that one
thats bitrate bro
Not talking about bitrate
just bringing up stuff for no reason
HAS ANYONE EVER BEAT THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE?
me
interesting so we dont even know if it possible
like 3 times
do you have video footage
dont lie dude
then it didnt happen
I don't record see all the time
hacks
skill
Ok Mr Sandman
yeah its rng but its doable
no its never been done
Just need a good weapon
by you
He became a unicorn
say your not a youtuber but yet you have sub to my youtube on your profile so you clearly can video it
I'm not a video game youtuber
I just make machinimas
Not make walkthroughs
ive beat it too
ok Michael Jackson
Willie.exe
is there any way to hold a 2 handed weapon with just one hand?
AAAAAA thats a good one dangit it took me a minute
above 24 and it looks like motion.
But you can truly notice the difference until like, 144.
Now the experience is for sure logarithmic gains
Playing Half Sword 30 fps on purpose is like holding in your piss while in the bathroom
Like the difference between 18 and 24 is the difference between the game not working and the game working.
The difference between 24 and 60 is huge.
The difference between 60 and 100 is meh.
The difference between 100 and 144 is very meh.
when the fuck was i saying you need to play on 30
i was just saying that the difference was neglible
you said there's no difference
yeah
even though there is
not that you need to play on 30
Some people say they throw things more accurately in 30 fps
"pretty much the same"
I never said you said play on 30 fps
I said there's a difference between 30 fps and 60 fps
woahhhh how do you get that big sword
wrong chat
is that the oblivion remaster?
id recognise that jail cell anywhere
im at man at arms
tomorrow i will go against the last 2 ranks before the ultimate challenge
im gonna lower the gore
what do you guys recommend me?
what gore level?
just lower the blood
it depends a lot on the person, most people dont notice it unless they are already used to higher fps
your pc gets stronger each crash
you have to train it
not for crashing, i mean, to prevent weapons to phase through my armour
Ok Rocky
o whoops forgot to ping @true thorn
when i go to abyss i just insta reset, my pc cannot handle the corpses from there unless i make them melt, which is kinda hard at 18 fps
comedic
Eye of the tiger plays
honestly if your fps is that bad on minimum settings your pc might just not be cut out for halfsword
i can confirm, played on a 60 hz monitor for a very long time, and after switching to a 144 hz not only did it feel smooth as shit, but anything, even framerates lower than like 90 feel choppy and it lowkey ruined my experience cause i have not been able to upgrade my computer so as newer games come out i cant run them at 90+ frames and so it feels laggy
never say never
Yeah get a new one and take the old one out back like old yeller
noo
nevermind
why is there a text box running past his head
what does that say
says boykisser
burn your house down with the old pc trying to play Half Sword
That's apart of the training
forged in flames ahh
its too early i gts
Nah, just ship of Theseus the pc.
So I'm having trouble installing the new tech demo. Clicked it and got "No internet Connection". My internet is working perfectly fine. Restarted steam and now the download button just doesn't do anything.
try verifying game files
if that doesnt work uninstall and reinstall
Except I can't even install it since the download button isn't working.
install the demo

turn it on and back off
delete System32
Honestly though you probably should reset your pc.
I have very important questions
I’m on the last stage where you start with no armor
What happens if I die?
Drink the blood of your ememy
sounds more like a steam issue, maybe see if anyones had a similar problem?
I start with nothing and the ring has the wood fence removed
Yeah?
Seems like it. Thanks for humoring me lol.
So it’s fine if I die?
Oh thank god
like in real life
It used to reset the entire gauntlet
yeah fs
hope you find a solution
I would peel my face off with a potato peeler if that happened to me
I got so used to beating gauntlet quickly enough that dying didn’t brother me anymore
same
excellent consistency
i stab willie in the dick with my spear, he barely flinches
i fall down because the wind blew, willie stabs me in the dick with his spear, i die immediately
obvs the more realistic reaction is to immediately die
not sure why thats limited to me though
happened to me twice. it sucked lol
Honestly a big part of getting better is getting rid of hesitancy.
gauntlet isn't that hard the more you play it
Respecting Baron’s range is not the way to go
Just have to bully him
are you saying you get better with practice? get outta here with that quack nonsense
bro go look at the clip i sent in #game-footage-🎮🎥 im not sure if it is a bug or nnot
Yeah
I beat it 3 times
easy honestly
Not so much getting better with practice but being less afraid of restarting
Nah, not fearing the blade alone leads to death. You need to add in some panache.
the real gauntlet challenge is getting past commoner boss after that your armour makes it hard to die
My only problem with the gauntlet (which is more of a problem with game itself) is the NPC cheating and pulling some bullshit move and the falling down
Besides that
I think it's pretty easy once you get used to that
and the gauntlet gets easier with all that armor
I played without armor for extra speed
But steel helmet
Plancon with speed behind it is dangerous
love it when the UC drops no armour for 4 waves and im fighting veterans with my squishy pink body and fancy purple tunic
I love to smack them with spears
just have to commit even when it might cost u
I’ve done it …. 4 days of the ultimate challenge and I beat the gauntlet
which goes entirely out of the window in UC
you get hit, you stay hit
no healing like the abyss
:(
in the UC you can only strike when youre sure you wont get hit, or when youre sure the injury wont cost you say a disabled arm or compromised leg
Man, I'm having gun with this game so far. Lmao.
Especially with Free Mode and the abendstern/eveningstar-like spear.
I emailed the email in the faq is that what I’m supposed to do
Guys how can i defeat the last level? For me is like supper hard like the first 2 guys make me like 50 cuts and when i get a "good" weapon the full armored knigths come and kill me like a bug
just get good, or turn player damage down.
and how I do that?
get a long range weapon, aside from that just get lucky
its in the settings
than?
the plancon spikey spear? shits OP as fuck
game
yeah just get the plancon and you don't even need luck the game just becomes an instant win
true, as long as you don't crash halfway
awwww I got stabbed in the hand of all places by a spear 😭
just turn gore down and you dont crash
the cavalry
Does anyone know how to slow time on a controller
might not have a binding by default
I love how in only the UC my dumbass willie forgets how to hold a spear
that shit happens to me all the time it feels like his arms sarent working
im getting cancer by simply playing the uc man 😭
im all the way at the mans at arms section using only the no armor no weapon dude
omega willy
ok looney tunes
why the hell does the ai decide to learn NOW
Because
I BEAT THE BARON!
stabbing is wonky
at
the moment
not sure why
my willie just randomly fucking thrusted his foot into a pitchfork
Don’t underestimate those pitch forks
im happy now I just superman punched a willie in the UC
guys how I play to bosses in free mode?
can somebody give me a step-by-step guide on how to beat the UC with the worst luck ever
:)
:(
make the sliders set to where you take low damage and they take high damage, then it feels like the normal game, otherwise get a rabbits foot, a four leaf clover, the lucky cat, a ladybug, and a lucky horshoe
and then pray to whatever god you choose that you get good armor and a polearm that can knock the enemy out
with the sliders, i finally got to baron just a few minutes ago, and the fight lasted from 11:18 to 11:51
the polearm physics feel so weird in the demo vs the playtest 💀
Im crippled in a leg and an arm dude 😔
dude needs to grow a thicker skull like me
Use F for slow motion
Pole arms are OP
nah man i hit the dude way harder than that
idk, 2h Axe hits like a truck no matter how it lands
If they release half sword on console would it still be free
if the demo is ported and stays up then i dont see why not, but i highly doubt the official release will be free
I don't think 20 or 30 dollars is bad
I searched it up on YouTube but I keep getting half sword
looks like they may have taken it off strangely enough
Is the candlestick/torch stand getting nerfed later?
Lol
they gotta add so much more content to charge that much
Probably online maybe
even more tbh even if it had online I wouldn't pay more then 10$ for it
they have armour all there is shitty pants in every coffin
how tf do you play this game???
You click the play button
brother they have armour and i have nothing but pants a hat and a pitchfork
I would cuz of physics and caseoh played it and it looks super fun to play
I love people like you!
BEYBLADE! BEYBLADE! LET IT RIP!
start as homeless man and work you way up
I ain't paying more than 50
W reply
Lol
nevermind i found armour in a crate
no way they charge anywhere near that
Lamar lol what a name
Hopefully
the max amount of enemies at a time is 4 right?
Yea
left click to control right hand, right click for off hand
Reminds me of an old friend from middle school
bro drop a tutorial on yt
space kicks and holding alt switches to thrust
I ain't ask you allat gang
It will have to optimized a lot more before a console release
lmaoooo
OH MY GOD I AM AT THE BARON
Even on really good PCs it runs like shit
I was jus saying
this is coolio :3
f for slo mo and ALT for stabby
I cant see them charging anything more then 20$ tbh blade and sorcery is selling for 25$ and is alot better imo
poggers
i think a seperate FOV slider for 1st and 3rd person would be cool, pls add
It would be sick on console though. I already play the game with my Xbox controller on my laptop
Chivalry 2
ok what else???
don't just say stuff
Aim for a headshot to knock him out
thats like it
It's a group chat bro jus chill
ok ok notedf
knock them over and make them surrender
I'm never chillin
I did it :D
Ofc cuz u starting stuff
ZWERCOPTER
oh goodness we got a softie
How
chivalry is good yeah but its 35$ and worth it, I wouldnt pay that much for this game ever id pay like 10$ and thats it
bye Lamar
If you keep playing with a controller you get used to it
I got it off for free on ps plus
This u @bruce leroy??
and once your ps plus sub goes out you cant play it at all 🤡
Ye
I barely play it tho
Jesus loves you
So It don't matter to me
jesus is dead
youre never gonna believe this
naw oh lawd he comin
dead people cant have feelings
he comin for yo ass
massive news
Lmao
why my ass thats gay
yeah its poorly optimised and kinda boring after 10 hours once you beat the baron
probably because theyre using ue5
LMAO
he gonna make you squeal, ''Im sorry daddy, ive been naughty'', because you damn libtards dont have the decency to cry forgive me fatha for i be sinnin
damn if only i pressed c at the right time I would've gotten an insane ass photo
Hold on I'm the innocent one
yeah i just dont care about some non real person
thx tho
0/10 ragebait
dx12 is pretty shadowy
did you win
jesus thats fucking rad
I really gave him a quick death there damn
slit his throat like a anime protag ahhaha
anyone ever just bring someone to the ground by choking them with a melee
dude the silence is fucking crazy tho
the screaming just stops and all you hear is the blood dripping god damn...
bro 💀
its actually funny its a damn execution
level 3 is required
i see
yeah more grapplinmg would be sick
T8 Longsword is really cool
holy shit finally beat the barron
w
is there anyway to flip polearms around to use the other side?
devs will add choking update and zwercopter update when?
choke them with your melee
theyre similar
like make sure youre halfswording and then bring ur melee around their neck
is it a faux paux to post screenshots from another game?
dont think anyone would care
yeah but I want to watch them slowly ceasing to move 🥺
waow (same)
hey one of my friends is trying to play half sword but when he loads in he gets to the gore selecter screen and he just cant select anything
me too 🥺
anyone know a fix?
so you see how the hammer has a pick side and the hammer side
Hey mods if you see someone with a ton of slurs in their name please ban them, they are going around servers spamming really heavy irl gore, user ID is 1364455369694249043
jesus
hold alt and move mouse up and down
thats stabbing tho
I know I can use the back swing, I think its probably not a thing
i think what you're describing isnt like a thing you can do lol
I think youre right
like
hopefully later down the line
i would like to do this too
itd be cool if they added the ability to rotate your weapon for that
but u cant
yeah yeah
I would almost 100% of the time to use a pick over a hammer
this senior citizen willie wont STAND UP
im literally helping him up :(
I uhh think I killed him by throwing him to the ground ;-;
but would the hammer pick you 100% of the time?

should add helping your buhurt teammates up
mayhaps
so what faction do you pick in half sword
stamina always
what do you think about less damage taken
although i have a sneaking suspicion that they dont do anything and are purely gaslighting
damn is playing as the barrion supposed to feel so floppy?
good but i typucally only die to random bullshit anyway
no the devs would never do that
whats arrow time do?
Slow time
slow down time at cost of stamina
nah even with less damage taken i get stabbed and im pretty much immobilised
okay
gotta love them lucky hits
yeah
when u get knocked out how do u get back up?
sometimes you cant
skillshot
do someone know some tricks for ultimate challenge?

Press w or a
if youre critically injured you cant get back up
im not even christian lmao
just give up bro...
when someone falls its over
u aint lyin lol
polearm, knock people over as fast as u can
any specific button?
A, W
i mean i think you can kick from the ground but ive never actually saved myself that way
i usually keep grabbing and releasing them lol
Really depends on which side you fall
got ya i appreciate it
i seem to tend to fall onto mine own blade
moving in the direction that youre feet go towards is the key
Show me
anyone ever just walk into an enemies dropped weapon and died
buy me dinner first
see it just happened to me twice now
walked into a plancon that an enemy was dropping then a sword
Anyone ever kicked an oponent weapon and split your foot
yeah basically every death i have atp is from falling onto a weapon or kicking one
Watch those steps, you can also trip on oponent corpses
oh i just had an enemy walk into a weapon
Why not throw him one
Dunno if I like this photo I took, but wanted to see what yall thought about it
i would throw a weapon but i cant aim my throws very well
imminent bonk
Everybody does at the start
yeah, im trying to time it right to show the act of willie getting hit
Stabbing with alt is VERY annoying because if you ALT + S it makes a windows sounds AND I FUCKING HATE IT
THATS WHATS MAKING THE WINDOWS SOUND
FFS
It actually tries to change the keyboard language
You can disable that on configurations
bros....
Of the computer
tell me how
?
Its something on language settings
oh yeah thanks that helps
Just search on configurations
damn I think I got the barrons weapons down
gotta go way slower with the mouse
If you move forward and or back you can help the weapon swing
GAHDAMN
I'm on windows 11 i have no clue what im looking for in the language settings
so I got really good at generating a lot of momentum with the polearms, which requires moving the mouse very fast, but I think the barons weapons are way to heavy for that
should i do the same?
Keyboard shortcuts
win11 user....
Is this even possible
Yep
Yes. I love slowed videos when someone gets absolutely rocked with classical music
i fw this heavy
I got the photo 🥹
aight, opening premier right now
also how do u post clips like that without the link
lets fking go
i also get absolutely rocked with classical music
Like where did bro get his helmet temu?
Armor clipping can be prevented by turning down the gore settings
i used discord clips, it might not be enabled for you but click the + button and see if you can find "Share a clip", if it aint there then you dont have it. Clips seems to be still in beta
press ALT + C to clip something
alr
halfwit, methinks ye helmet was forged by ye local peasant
Pro tip, go to "Share a Clip" and press the gear icon, that way you can change the settings to how you want.
all I have is just invite you all to listen to my spotify 😭
i think I need to be level 3
Cuz thats when u can normally post clips and images
yeah
Holding alt, super useful for soears
HOME RUN!!!
bro do you even use windows 11?
cuz none of this helped
uninstall
secret tip
what do you guys listen to while playing
daggerfall midis
honestly if I were to use something other than windows, i'd give SteamOS a try
I heard good things about it
santo basado
nah just use win10 lmao
Is there any way to reset my faction in the demo?
fuckin rip
i dont think they do anytning anyway so u good
my old pc uses windows 10 but i don't really use it anymore
i mean i saw the "you choose your allegiance but once" message but it also resets when you lose your character
but i got to barron rank as a frenchman and wanted to retry it with the german
guys does anybody know if anybody has ever beaten gauntlet mode on max player damage minimum enemy damage
ive been trying to play the one-life mode and I usually get to baron but recently its been fatal erroring fairly randomly, but it'll always happen when I stab or injure someone, blood and gore off or on, settings all the way down and nothing running in the background. Is there anything else I could do on my end?
any solution to the crashin in baron due to fatal error?
???
complain in a discord server
other than that no
still trying to figure wtf causes the sound when I press ALT + S AAUUERGGHG
dont press alt
im not complaining? I was just asking if I could do anything in game or on my computer to fix it
I press alt to stab.
just have good mouse movement trust
to stab?
yeah
double click
nah thats way too inaccurate
i used to double click to stab and it would never work
and then
someone here told me to lower my sensitivity and use alt
and now it always works
im playing on controller, does anyone have advice for completing the final challenge (besides switching to keyboard and mouse)
so much so that ive began finding more success with knives than i do with pitchforks
nah i mean to say the only thing you could do is complain in a discord server
games buggy lol
oh alright lol
ppl come here and complain 24/7 its actually funny
but yeah, not tryna complain, would be nice if there was a hotfix for what could be causing it but idk 🤷♂️
its a beta of a sim built in unreal its like the unholy trifecta
Don't play on a controller
yeah playing on a controller sounds fucking abbysmal
Blud, I'm literally playing with a broken keyboard and I win 🤣
yall think I can beat the abyss with just the lantern?
lock in
mmmm yes I click grab so he pokes hammer man
beat baron on hardest settings
u can actually 1v1 him by pressing play after reaching the ultimate challenge u just need 11 pts
half sword is so cool i wish swords were real
too bad only half a sword is real
if they make half sword 2 will it be full sword

Willie MIGHT be scared of the dark
min dmg and max dmg?
+2 holy damage
no longer the abyss
fuckin niko over here
I beat the first boss in two seconds lmfao
Run, slowmo, kick for momentum and swing = insta win
tech
anyone got a fix for the crappy frames
game uses like 20% cpu and gpu max and like 1 gb ram is there a limit i can change
the run has ended 😔
found what was causing the ALT + S noise and it was outlook.. and to disable it i had to go to regedit to do it. Bullshit man...
oh well now i can halfsword in peace
NEVER FUCKING MIND WTF??
bro is cursed
FUCK YOU WINDOWS 11!!!
NOOOO NIKO
realistically what bosses do you think you can personally beat with your bare hands
yall think the devs'll every add actual sabres?
Why do i even have outlook anyways god damnit im uninstalling hopefully that works
open volume mixer man
i accidently discord clipped 5 times.
i know that, I don't wanna entirely disable the system sound i wanna disable the ALT + S sound SPECIFICALLY
all of them 
If you're using windows 11 in the big 25 you deserve it
@fallow dune do you have steelseries?
no
fuck you man T_T
basedbasedbasedbasedbased
It's time to upgrade to windows 10
all win11 users suffer
it could be your clip button for discord or smthing?
clips are from alt c
i am how do i downgrade
not alt s
You can get the boot medium on USB for free
god damnit i wanna fucking rip my skin off now jesus christ
do i lose my files
WHY IS NVIDA OVERLAY'S FPS COUNTER ON
If you get a spare drive you can boot from that and not lose anything
this dude is going through hell right now
Or back up your files
Alt r i think
i just wanted to play the funny sword game man
yeah i know i disabled it
but whats NOT DISABLED................
okay so if i move everything from c drive to my chunkies would those save
You need to disable windows 11
if i change to windows 10 does the only thing that changes is c drive
do the rest stay
yeah
If you get it on the C drive yes
If you know your way around your bios you can use multiple oses
But that's only really useful for running windows and Linux, not windows and windows
behold: goth willy
this would become a viral creepypasta in 2013
@fallow dune check your dms
I have Linux on my teeny tiny f drive
Nothing has ever felt better than swapping back to windows 10
w imma do it
installing this FAT FUCK oblivion
anyone played the remastered yet
no
No but I doubt it's gonna be good
apparently they fixed the leveling so i will be playing it
meh
Sorry did I just hear you want ANOTHER elder scrolls game?
Right this way to our 49th rerelease
moar skyrim
when is skyrim 2 comuing out
How to make the abyss map super bright everyone?
Click the buttons on the back of your monitor
Help
Shine a flashlight onto your screen
Open your curtains
i was gonna edit a video
did you disable fog
now i can fking do that
Hmmm I mean edit some file and remove the darkness completely
my only way to calm down is to put silly sound effects on random videos
lmao bro its a setting in game
remove abyuss fog
Completely remove the night and fog bro
alr imma drift till oblivion installed enjoy having no beeps brick guy
I don't think that's how light works
am i tripping or does that make no fucking sense
You can't just remove an absence of light
i found out how to snap willy's neck
That's like removing a vacuum
I mean like this video https://youtu.be/XnG4dR56X68
It's a double negative
he is god
Let there be light no darkness
modded
Epic strike through fail
How can I do that?
its in the top left
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tbh pretty good for playing half sword
You're one to speak
yeah
i really tried to play that game but the audio quality was hilariously bad
KCD1 or Halfsword?
or KCD2?
Play dark souls prepare to die edition
kcd1
dud i havent played it
i gto on the hype of KCD2 and i just love it
yeah i hear good things about kcd2
im probably gonna check out the first game but i doubt it, as the graphics and style aint my thing
fun gasmeplay and i think they ended up releasing optional high quality audio files
the good things
waow
in the settings if your pc is strong enough you can set everything to Ultra
Soul level 99 bandit
which at that point a NASA computer would blow up
nah id win
why the fuck is it that when you grab someone, you just randomly let go for now reason, but when Willie grabs you, he never lets you go even after dying sometimes
Is Willie racist
i barely run the game on HDD
Then run it on SSD
lore
madman
I have evidence
send
im too poor
lmaooo
Get a 64tb USB from wish
as its all imported
:clueless:
dawg im in serbia
yeah atleast africa is more developed than this shithole
every day something collapses
SA?
No
first a train station roof cover and now a school roof almost killed a class
uh oh
I've never met a nice south african
You didn't get it
I've never met A
💔
ive never met an indian who dosent stink
as ive met 2
i meant not really i just walked by them
That's not even a joke that's just the truth
serbian
insane
where tf are you seeing indians in serbia
thats just weird to me
THERES AN INDIAN RESTARAUNT OUTSIDE MY STREET
based i love india food
WHENEVER I GO TO SCHOOL I HAVE TO PASS IT
my mom works at an university and she got sick from the day she started because she works in the foreign communication department
because of the um
indians...
balkan genetics make you physiologically racist
Lots of Indians where I live too
body reacts negatively to ethnic groups
I don't think I've ever disliked a specific group of people ever
UNTIL I started to have to interact with Indians on a daily basis
what do you think of this guys
Halfsword try not to be bank challenge
should i explain the balkan hate chart?
i cried when the scream came in
im still wondering how tf that dude was able to send me flying
peak cinema
- Bosnia
- Everyone else
hey guys is modding okay in half sword?
I wanna be able to hit people that harddddd 🥺
not exactly
Didn't your mother teach you murder is a sin
idgaf about kosovo anymore
for all i care it can explode
ok ok, i didnt kill him
You'd better get your dorky ass to the confessional right now
murder isnt a sin as long as you arent caught
do people in serbia still think kosovo je serbia
i just send it to sleep
yeah
lol
just that i really dont care abt kosovo anymore
Do people in Serbia like Karadzic
united against indians
id prefer a change of the goverment rather than kosovo
though serbs fought for kosovo hella times
I liked it when Karadzic sipped water
Single mother just stepped in my bus
Instantly reeks of tobacco
I might start driving again
hot
whoever thought of making a spotify ad that goes "PSSSSST" straight out of silence needs to throw themselves to the void
He looks like a capacitor
Look up spotx
And thank me later
Great men think alike
add me
ayo?
you like him?
what this means
can I uhhhh watch from the corner in a chair?
CUCK
I just like to watch... 🥺
Found idubbbz
When do I get image perms
💔
mods loved me so much they just had to let me cook early
how it feels to get knocked down in a fist play
Start slow mode and flip a coin
Heads you get up
the hoe is secretly the best
Tails you get stunlocked for 6 years
does fists just dont do enough damage to kill? ive been wailling on this willy for minutes and hes still begging
You can kill with fists you just need momentum
this just does not look good bro
hit him a little more, this happens to me aaaaaalll the time
I'd try to pick him up and slam his head into the fence
Am I amongst the mentally ill
im dying bro
i will become the greatest half sword fister 
the master willy beater
🤤
I'm your mother's greatest fister
silence african
dude I wish I could do that one COD finisher where you drop them onto your knee and cripple them
ts would be tuff

my 12th reason
I saw this and my discord crashed
You might have given me turbo aids
the "love me, love me" song's playing for me dude lol
bink
oh.
i accidentally grabbed a willies severed arm and got flunged into the stratosphere
Threat - Garbage Wastes by James Primate is very sword and a half when half swording my half
one day we will be able to stand up
man the axe chops so easily, i scractched a willies bald head and he immideately becoems a necromorph
what's the best strat for beating the first champion
Theyre gonna say GEX, RUN if you value your modesty!
how can i play in the arena?
knife iun the middle
run round him, pick it up, stab him
thats how i do it every time at least
thing is most of the time i try to run around him he just chops me in half lol
how do you
get past
enemy pitchfork
Heabdutt
how
star platium
hold down both mouse buttons and wiggle to unleash a barrage of punches
i wish you could switch to mordschlag mode with a third grip swap for swords
do a twirl
Is it me or is the second lowest rank a lot more fragile than the lowest against a two handed axe (somehow glitched it to be able to fight lowest rank as a higher rank which I feel should be an option)
im on the last faction and i died and now im in abyss geting 1v4'ed rn i killed 3
i finally won
ANOTHER WAVE
THAT WAS JUST HIS MINIONS
im never geting killed on last level again
i want to put all the devs in full suits of armor
and make them fight
so they can understand stability and movement
XD
i want them to debuff the abyss last level
i just got 1v4'ed and then the final boss came
u mean Gauntlet?
the abyss is near impossible once fully armored enemies show up
Get a long stick and snipe their heads
I beg to differ, I've beaten at least 5 barons in a single run
this requires a long stick to spawn
And grab armor from the floor whenever possible
i only got the shoulder and gloves
Almost guaranteed by the second wave
You can get yourself a Plançon if you beat the Soldier boss
are we allowed to install mods
Once you get a Plançon, basically every fight becomes easy
I never used it tbh
Arrow Time, I know it exists but for some reason my AA battery brain doesn't use it
i only use it for dodging i think it is what its for
my fav match is Brave stand
I hate the fact that Baron can literally command grab you
if you're close enough, he'll grab you and tries to make you fall
whos baron i forgot
real?
fake.. 
Guillotine
anyway, I can respect that tactic but his ass is NOT Gwynn from Dark Souls
i just got 1 tapped