halfsword-chat-⚔

[lavish sapphire]

xd

[tame lichen]

a game that is literally called mordhau

[umbral mica]

i wasnt correcting you btw i was just saying the name because i wasnt sure if the link would load

[lavish sapphire]

np

[umbral mica]

oh yeah that the old version of chivalry right?

[tame lichen]

kinda

[mortal pagoda]

I know exactly what you're on about - it's not really a useful tactic though

And it's partially possible using the half sword technique

Check #modders-guild-hall

That's a sleepy Willie you have there

[umbral mica]

i disagree if you are doing the courageous stand there's usually 1 guy in hevy armor. sword make the 3 guys in light or no armor fairly easy but rn especially for smaller swords who don have a nearly as effective half sword stance

heavy

[stoic locust]

unless im stupid and misread it, there is still a free mode correct?

[umbral mica]

yes there is free mode

[stoic locust]

where??

[umbral mica]

bottom right

its kinda small red text

[mortal pagoda]

Or you could use the point of the sword to penetrate the gaps in the armour - regardless of stance?

[stoic locust]

omg thank you!!

[umbral mica]

thrusting in this game is cancer ngl

[umbral mica]

np

but i play in first person and everyone says its fine in third so it prob doesnt matter to most people

[mortal pagoda]

Tbf I kept playing abyss only when I first loaded because I couldn't see the buttons lol

[mortal pagoda]

As a spear fiend yes I agree. I want to use my scroll wheel for it

[umbral mica]

that would be great

[mortal pagoda]

If you hold alt it pulls your aim out, double clicking is a delayed 'push and pray' moment

[umbral mica]

i always hold alt and push my mouse back and fourht

[mortal pagoda]

The blend spaces are far too wide for spear too

[umbral mica]

i wisgh 1st person would be tweaked a little since every time you swing or thrust it forces you view all the waydown or up

[mortal pagoda]

Oh that's grim - I prefer 3rd because I can see what the body is doing

Also spear stance is wrong, needs to be more side on for actual useage

[umbral mica]

i found that shift walking to the side aand forward while thrusting helps

he only stopped fighting back because of his arms being broken

were there any changes in the past 3 days?

to the game?

[lament warren]

i fucking hate this game now

[rapid tartan]

anyone managed to decapitate someone with only their hands?

[sleek valve]

fair enough, not the kind of game you probably like I guess

it's not an easy game and it's super buggy.. but I still play it

[rapid tartan]

its not that hard after like 10 hours

[tired stream]

does this count as a throw or a bounce

[cursive gate]

-can't grab things
-can't stab with knifes
-can't stab with swords
-can't stay upright
-can't get off the ground
-can't surrender without getting killed anyways

what the fuck did they do

[sleek valve]

I say no. I played 10 hours and I still manage to consistently die on third boss

[rapid tartan]

skill issue?

[sleek valve]

btw here's how to grt up properly ty

[lament warren]

nah i used to love it, but this auto lock-on shit fucking sucks balls, the bosses are way overpowered no matter what level you're at, and you're whole run can end because you tripped over your own feet and the enemy cuts you i half while you lay on the ground with no way to get up

[cursive gate]

shower

[rapid tartan]

I have 7 hours and ive beaten ultimate challenge

[cursive gate]

literally this

[wraith dirge]

Other than the crashes and miiiiiildy overtuned AI, I think it's fine. I have been crashing constantly during the final boss run, looking for a work around

[sleek valve]

What DX are you on

[rapid tartan]

turn the blood down and you stop crashing for the most part

[lament warren]

there needs to be some sorta system to allow you to get up than the shitty thing thats in the game right now

"you can get up when we feel like it" ass shit

[tired stream]

if you hold the mouse button and hover your hand over the object its very easy
its much better to swing knives if you cant stab well with them, same with swords (hold alt btw)
try to practice balancing more, its easy as long as you dont exhaust yourself
wont fall down if you practice not falling
pause and exit to menu, prevents death and has same consequences as surrendering

[cursive gate]

i can't fucking stand how the fights are over as soon as you die

[wraith dirge]

DX2/II

[sleek valve]

Broski, words from vfx artist for half sword: Getting up dev tip:

press W in the direction ur legs are at, and the camera needs to be pointing where the feet are

[sleek valve]

Change it to the other one

[lament warren]

WHY IS THIS NEVER EXPLAINED ANYWHERE

[tired stream]

thats typically when fights end

[lament warren]

THAT IS CRITICAL INFO BRRO

[sleek valve]

It's pinned, I guess..

[cursive gate]

yeah if it's "realistic" but when's the last time reality was ever fun

[tired stream]

its a realistic game

turn down player damage if you want

[cursive gate]

LMAO no it isn't

[sleek valve]

play free mode or yeah turn down player damage

[muted owl]

Wheres yo head at...

[tired stream]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-gif-3936798736064834505

what would.. you call it then....

[cursive gate]

depends on what you're describing as realistic

[craggy ore]

if I go down in a real sword fight I’m either giving up or dying violently 🗣️🗣️

[minor veldt]

Clearly it's a sci-fi game where you fight clones of yourself

[cursive gate]

if you're saying the gore and violence are realistic, yeah it's better than most

[rapid tartan]

it's physics based, it's meant to be realistic

[cursive gate]

if you're saying the gameplay and physics are realistic, you're out of your mind

[sleek valve]

I mean he's not wrong because you can't do zwerch in this game and that is not very realistic >:(

[craggy ore]

Compared to your average swordfighting game, hell yea tbh

[sleek valve]

I WANT ZWERCH!!!

[tired stream]

either way

the game is meant to be brutal

[cursive gate]

just got stabbed in the shoulder and instantly killed, sure is realistic isn't it

i remember when my brother got hit in the shoulder with a baseball and fucking exploded

i sure do miss him

[tired stream]

just dodge

[rapid tartan]

if you're having that much of a skill issue turn down player damage

[craggy ore]

Keep in mind it’s still a pre release demo and not even early access yet, devs are working their nuts off trying to tweak everything in the right way

[sleek valve]

WHAT IS A SWORDFIGHTING GAME WITHOUT ZWERCH

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY DOES THIS GAME NOT HAVE ZWERCH

[craggy ore]

Also if you get stabbed in the shoulder you’re probably bleeding out in like 30 seconds realistically

Huge ass artery in there

[sleek valve]

I WANNA DO A ZWERCHCOPTER UNTIL MY ENEMIES DIE

[cursive gate]

this is really the only reason i haven't uninstalled yet because i know it's still in development and i'm waiting for things to improve

[zenith kelp]

willie is angry

[tired stream]

its not fair to say a game sucks because you need more practice in it

[cursive gate]

25 hours

[rapid tartan]

this ^^

[cursive gate]

an entire day's worth of playtime on this game

[tired stream]

grind more then idk

[tacit nymph]

lol

[tired stream]

not much i can say other than skill issue

everyone learns differently

[zenith kelp]

tell that to any big streamer who plays this game

[sleek valve]

Anyways

[cursive gate]

nope

[rapid tartan]

game is not that hard I managed to get to the 4th boss yesterday while only using fists

[sleek valve]

Also

[cursive gate]

the day multiplayer is implemented, any complaints i have are null because both players should be equally susceptible to bullshit and it's nobody's fault

but when you're a single person fighting AI, there's literally no reason why i should be dying to shit that makes zero sense

[tired stream]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-3664374138885563044

[umbral mica]

they really need to put more weapons that can stand up to the candelavra at lower teirs

[sleek valve]

"I FUCKING LAGGED!!!"
"bro its local multiplayer"

[rapid tartan]

you'd complain even more when you fight people that are actually good at the game compared to bots that basically do nothing

[cursive gate]

untrue

[sleek valve]

fighting candlestick with pinchers... 😨

[cursive gate]

but i guess we won't know for a while

[umbral mica]

rn we have small beuharts i cant wait for medium and large ones at full release

[sleek valve]

Pc explosion

[craggy ore]

vaporized

[tired stream]

hey.. i think maybe you should try some more defensive tactics.. maybe try.. not getting hit? try parrying or uhh.. blocking..

[umbral mica]

lol

[serene tulip]

That's a lot of damage

[umbral mica]

id rather just go fist to cuffs

[tired stream]

maybe even

dodging

[umbral mica]

is there a dedicated dodge mechanic or is it just shidft moving?

[rapid tartan]

or just slowing down time and parrying is so easy

[tired stream]

true

[umbral mica]

you can slow down?

[tired stream]

the bullet time is very useful if you manage it right

[rapid tartan]

press f

[cursive gate]

this is actually good advice holy hell i didn't think you had it in you

[umbral mica]

holy shit theres a keybind menu in the settings

[tired stream]

keybind guide*

[craggy ore]

Press F to slow down time, press Z to lock or unlock now

[tired stream]

dont thinkm you can change them

i might be wrong tho

[umbral mica]

yah

[rapid tartan]

i do wish i could use baron to just murder a bunch of beggars though without needing mods cus i cba

[sleek valve]

Does anyone know how to parry thrusts?

[cursive gate]

just get to the top again since it's so easy

[sleek valve]

It's so fast

[umbral mica]

u cant but still i learned everything through trial and error lol

[tired stream]

same

[craggy ore]

Smack them away or at least try to

[rapid tartan]

thats not how it works

[tired stream]

except for the thrusting, didnt learn that for a while

[rapid tartan]

you'd know that if you could get to the top but guess you cant cus bad

[craggy ore]

I think this has been an issue for all of history

[cursive gate]

skill issue

[umbral mica]

the full game nds a tutorial

[sleek valve]

it's probably an issue irl too, that's why we have shields

[serene tulip]

Basically the same way I parry polearms, predicting where they will be

[umbral mica]

just alt f4 if your bouta die

[craggy ore]

find medieval swordfighting documentation

[tired stream]

i would say the beggar tier is a good tutorial

[rapid tartan]

nah i mean actually using the golden armor dude to just kill beggars

[umbral mica]

thats so smooth omg

[tired stream]

lets you teach yourself the game mechanics in a low risk arena

[cursive gate]

also how come alt tabbing out of the game usually crashes it

[sleek valve]

just look at hema videos. thr only thing I think should be mentioned in thr game itself is this:
Getting up dev tip:

press W in the direction ur legs are at, and the camera needs to be pointing where the feet are

It's a pinned message btw

In this chat

[rapid tartan]

i do want an update soon games kinda boring after doing ultimate challenge

[umbral mica]

nice that dood to know

holy i cant type

[inner jasper]

genuinely this game got me fighting with omni man level threats

[cursive gate]

just parried and the attack went through my block

[rapid tartan]

skill issue

just block better

[cursive gate]

would you shut your fucking mouth

[sleek valve]

turn damage to player to max
turn damage to npc to min

[inner jasper]

how?

[tired stream]

That's not very polite

[inner jasper]

bro where can i do that

is it with like mods or

[cursive gate]

should i tell him i like the fred durst pfp

[sleek valve]

you gotta have more structhre in your parry and parry with the STRONG not thr WEAK

[rapid tartan]

its in the settings

[tired stream]

Settings then go to game tab

[inner jasper]

fr

oh

thanks

[sleek valve]

and if it's the third boss it doesn't matter because you'll get blown through anyways

[cursive gate]

i've managed to at least understand that already, big sword is hard to parry

[sleek valve]

yep but just don't parry with the tip, parry with the base instead

base of the blade

[cursive gate]

that's what i was doing, i ended up losing a leg

[sleek valve]

that's strong-weak people are talking about in swordsmanship

[tired stream]

When it comes to unarmored sword play, I would say the winner is usually the one that swings first

[cursive gate]

yeah i should mention i'm fighting unarmored

[serene tulip]

Damn, that's one of the cleanest backhand stabs I've done with the halberd

[sleek valve]

or atleast, the one that HITS first

[tired stream]

True

[sleek valve]

And not with a stupid cut, a strong, good cut

[tired stream]

Also true

[sleek valve]

Because swords aren't lightsabers.

[cursive gate]

game physics thinks otherwise unfortunately

[serene tulip]

No, they're more like lungemines apparently lol

[cursive gate]

it's fairly easy to cleave someone in half on the ground with a very thin, flimsy sword

[sleek valve]

True lol

They gotta fix that shit

[cursive gate]

i don't mind it, it's one of many cases where i think the fun is better than the realism for this game

also i just hit someone in the face with a sword, clean strike, ends up being totally find as he takes my arm off and i bleed out instantly

i don't know if blood usually bleeds that fast but it was pretty quick

[tired stream]

They should add

Thrusting swords

[serene tulip]

do you see warriors with badass face scars or missing arms more often, I think the former

[tired stream]

I think they're called estocs

I might be wrong

[cursive gate]

i'm talking straight through the face, brain on a skewer, willie kabob

[tired stream]

Meant for piercing gaps in armor

[sleek valve]

Add rapiers :3

[tired stream]

True

[sleek valve]

Once the thrusting mechanic is refined and feels more good to use, add the rapier.

[tired stream]

Imagine a fencing game mode being added...

[empty viper]

i mean they basically do already have an estoc

[reef flint]

I just loaded into the game and have no skin

[warped moth]

Personally I’m the #1 tuna fish

[hardy turtle]

Anybody want to.join a halfsword discord server just for vc's let me know i made one

[sleek valve]

Do you mean Willie corn 🥰 or void willie

[umbral mica]

i just had an amazing 9 minute duel with 1 guy and he was parrying me so well with a buckler and broke my gaurd by punching me with his shield i beat him but not by much

[reef flint]

what

[umbral mica]

it was insane

[warped moth]

Once I died and beat the level at the same time and Willie was butt naked

Cheeks out and everything

[sleek valve]

my ass would just pull out a shotgun and shoot him

[umbral mica]

lol

oh wait

[hardy turtle]

How do i get mods for the game?

[umbral mica]

i have player and npc damage both at the lowest one

[umbral mica]

honestly it was way more realistic than the higher settings tbh

[warped moth]

Search up Halfsword nexus mods

It’s easy

[hardy turtle]

Bet

Thank you

[warped moth]

Most likely they’ll have instructions

[twilit escarp]

willie is a sword swallower

[umbral mica]

what does the gore setting change?

[serene tulip]

It's the funny slider

[cursive gate]

how easily bodies can be dismembered i think

[sleek valve]

Guys is my BGM for playing half sword good

[umbral mica]

gatcha

[reef flint]

I cant send an image of my skinless people

[serene tulip]

I figured out a new grip type for my weapons. I call it the battering ram grip

[solid yarrow]

what are they doing

[inner dew]

wanna do that against soldier boss

[serene tulip]

You might find it tricky. It involves dropping your weapon and then trying to pick it up with both hands at the same time.
Makes it freak out and hold it funny lol

[inner dew]

imma try it tomorrow or later since im doing homework rn

[serene tulip]

such an honorabu fight!

[vernal pewter]

how do i pledge alligeance? its not letting me

says i can pledge but its greyed out

[serene tulip]

you must promote to militia rank at least

[vernal pewter]

ohh

yeah thats gonna take a while

commoner boss does me in

do different alligeances have differnt stats

[serene tulip]

commoner boss does everyone in, so don't feel bad

[serene tulip]

yes

[tired stream]

temporary sheathe

[slim saddle]

how do i reset the gauntlet after i finished it, if i wanted to do it again

[vernal pewter]

how can i find these out

[gentle warren]

Pledge alligence to what

[tired stream]

resets automatically when you beat it iirc

[tired stream]

when you reach soldier tier i think

the factions you can pick

[slim saddle]

i didnt beat the ultimate challenge maybe thats the issue, just went and deleted the save folder

[serene tulip]

you can hover over them when you ahve the option to select them

[vernal pewter]

alr

[tired stream]

it resets when you beat the ultimate challenge

you could also just let yourself be killed

[paper falcon]

Its always these fuckers with their long ass ranged weapons

This game is making me wanna shave my fucking head

[gentle warren]

Where'd the fences go

[serene tulip]

eated

[upper dust]

sliced 2/3rds through a willie's head and he took it like a champ :o

[tired stream]

no fences in the ultimate challenge

[gentle warren]

yum

[vernal pewter]

wish me luck. commoner boss

nvm

[rich tulip]

ngl im not gonna make a bug report cause i need to make this whole thing but i'm

[paper falcon]

lmao, youll get there eventually

[rich tulip]

idk i chose a character, like somewere from the mid section with a sword in the free play and i'm in the game with only "naked" npc's yk

[vernal pewter]

didnt get sent to the abyss this time

[rich tulip]

only pants and sometimes knifes in the 1v1v1v1v1 one

[tired stream]

im not going crazy am i? that went straight through his neck right

[lament stratus]

cornering them with the fence so they cant keep distance and keeping them split up helps a lot

[vernal pewter]

I DID IT

SLICED OFF HIS LEG

he cut off my arm too but

fair trade

faster dodging? how do i dodge

didnt know i could

[umbral mica]

is there a dodge?

[vernal pewter]

a allegiance says fastter dodging

[umbral mica]

does it mean faster shift walk?

[vernal pewter]

ffs i deid

maybe idk

[half fossil]

One question, is the armor drop random ? or is just a bug ? sometimes I am in gave 6 and they havent drop a single piece of armor

[rich tulip]

yeah man

i just stabbed someone in the neck with a longsword and mf kept on going

[gusty summit]

Is the hardest challenge not fatal erroring before winning

[woven isle]

How do I get the game playtest?

[gusty summit]

it's the demo now

both are in a whole single bundle

[warped moth]

Yall just tell me what’s your impression on the halfsword lore

[gusty summit]

aint it just 1400 germany

[warped moth]

It’ll be funny

[vernal pewter]

i make my own lore

basically

im a good fighter

[rich tulip]

ight that's cool i guess

[vale kraken]

cinema

[serene tulip]

gave him a facelift

[serene tulip]

I just wanted the weapon to continue tormenting my Willie man

[river steppe]

do you heal in the ultimate challenge

[serene tulip]

nope lol

[river steppe]

damn so as soon as anyone hits you at all just restart

[half fossil]

Kind of yes

[rich tulip]

mf who use the uh

uhhhh

[swift solstice]

i made it too, wish me luck 💀

[serene tulip]

He was trying to reconnect with his other half

[swift solstice]

LMAO

[shy maple]

if i die do i lose purple willie

[rich yew]

psa that if you play on the lowest gore setting you won't crash

[rich yew]

no

[paper falcon]

nope

[swift solstice]

oh nice

[rich yew]

wait woah they turned off slow mode

[swift solstice]

they did?

[rich yew]

yeah

look

see

[paper falcon]

I just did it earlier tho?

[swift solstice]

slow modes so OP for spears

[rich yew]

what

not the game you goobs

for the chat

[swift solstice]

oh lol

[paper falcon]

Yeah, until you face two or three of them

[swift solstice]

tru

[rich yew]

honestly slow mode just fucks me up

[swift solstice]

alr imma do the "ultimate challenge" now

[rich yew]

i haven't been able to do anything with it aside from get my legs cut off

[autumn hatch]

good luck

[paper falcon]

lmfao

[serene tulip]

Why is this man still alive. I am running out of weapons to embed in him

[autumn hatch]

i mostly hit myself with it

[rich tulip]

okay then

[rich yew]

low damage settings

[umbral mica]

the lock on needs to just target the closest guy

or that should be an option

[rich yew]

what even is the priority for it right now

it feels so random

[upper wigeon]

I think it's cone in front of you and then closest target within that cone, but I could be wrong

It's certainly not finished and I bet they'll make it target cycle with a button or a better dynamic build

we'll have to wait and see 🙂

[serene tulip]

flamingo leg literally kiling me rn

[river steppe]

how come it said fatal error and distracted me even though i could continue playing

[paper falcon]

same thing happened to me earlier

[river steppe]

it just ruined the only good run i got in the ultimate challenge

it happened after i killed a guy and he dropped armor

[half fossil]

Yeah but that will close the game like 2 min the game closes

[wispy dome]

how do i progress past the abyss

i killed the first boss but i dont know how to actually play as the different tiers

[shy maple]

play free mode

[lavish sapphire]

highest fps carnage match

[umbral mica]

i just realized you can see punctures in the armor

thats sick

[wispy dome]

but i wanna like progress through the levels

i just saw a video of someone doing it

[wraith dirge]

Gets spikey spear
At least, I get to win, this should be easier
Two spear enemies spawn

[rich tulip]

idk man i kepe getting high fps on high settings but i keep crashing, and somehow i get lower fps on lower settings too 😔

[wispy dome]

how do i progress past the abyss. i killed the first boss but i dont know how to actually play as the different tiers

[lavish sapphire]

the armour damage in this game is so stupid, i cut someones head off and if my blade is in the way of their helmet it slices through like butter but then i bash a spike into the armour and it barely dents

and the way you can just cut through skulls like nothing but then their spine is 5x harder to cut through

[upper dust]

can limbs heal when damaged to the point of limping but being able to stand?

[wispy dome]

how do i progress past the abyss. i killed the first boss but i dont know how to actually play as the different tiers

[lavish sapphire]

u just click the icons, it would be farmer after the first boss

[shy maple]

what are you on about

[wispy dome]

it didnt move me out of abyss in the challenge mode

i killed the first boss

[upper dust]

scratch that half of my right foot is missing

[lavish sapphire]

u gotta keep killing things till u get to the boss u were on

[wispy dome]

huh?

[gentle warren]

How are you starting the game?

[lavish sapphire]

keep killing the farmers who attack u till u get to the boss with the scythe

[rich tulip]

how comes it's easy'ish to fight a 1v3 in the small buhurt gamemode but god forbid me get past 2 barely armored spearmen in the ultimate challenge

[wispy dome]

i go into the game, i can click abyss at the bottom, or i can change to free mode on the right side

[lavish sapphire]

then the screen goes white and u leave the abyss

[wispy dome]

see when i killed the first boss that didnt happen

i was stuck in the abyss fighting

[lavish sapphire]

just click play, did u die or something then get sent to the abyss?

[gentle warren]

you click play demo on the left

[wispy dome]

i click play demo on the left, is my game broke like wtf

im doing what ur saying

and i kill the first boss

[river steppe]

im praying for a good ultimate challenge run

[wispy dome]

and im still stuck in there

i just restarted the game and it fixed itself

great game

[gentle warren]

on the main menu you click play demo

did you update your game yet

[umbral mica]

lower the gore setting it is by default way to high it dictates how easily you can slice aand dice flesh and armor

[river steppe]

i wish the ultimate challenge had guaranteed armor drops

[umbral mica]

rate 1-10 i think i cooked

[lavish sapphire]

only reason i have it on high is to cut off heads lol

but like the only weapons that actually cut heads are axes and the voulge

[river steppe]

what if someone made half sword analog horror

[lavish sapphire]

i dont think there is anything that could be a horror in half sword lol

[gentle warren]

maybe all the gore

[umbral mica]

understandable i have it here and get a rare decapitation or limb cut off but i havent gotten any of the absurd cuts that the normal gore gives

[lavish sapphire]

if yall want a game similar to halfsword but more horror then go try out exanima

[upper wigeon]

ew promoting other games in the chat?

[rich tulip]

where do i change these settings?

[lavish sapphire]

i just have mine on high to get decapitations from the voulge at the very base of the neck, its so satisfying to just hit their neck and their head goes flying off while they are standing

[rich tulip]

nvm

my bad

[lavish sapphire]

should be in settings, game, gore

[rich tulip]

yeah thanks

[umbral mica]

in game theirs a little button called gore

[lavish sapphire]

pretty sure half sword took some inspiration from exanima

[upper wigeon]

maybe they did

[lavish sapphire]

yea i heard it somewhere, think it was from the half sword tiktok or something

[gentle warren]

which is the best faction to join last run I joined the better stamina

[umbral mica]

im so sad my gfavorite sword is paired with my most hated hemet

[paper falcon]

It's up to you, but I'm currently at the taking less damage faction, cause if you're gonna get hit eitherway you might aswell take all the hits and get a small chance of winning

[gentle warren]

Thanks

[rich tulip]

why do the spearmen in the ultimate challenge have such great aim man, normally u kill them easily but they keep 1 stabbing me from pretty far in the ultimate challenge

[river steppe]

whenever i kill a guy and he drops armor in the ultimate challenge it says fatal error

[serene tulip]

Waiter, waiter! More spearman please!

[rich tulip]

yeah they're easy in the normal challenges and stuff but idk why in the last challenge they just snipe me or something

[serene tulip]

oh I know, they're assholes. I just like finding effective ways to dispatch them

[rich tulip]

can never get past the 4th wave because a spearman will stab my guts out

idk i tried shields, deflecting them like normally

[tidal bison]

will they ever add like vikings or some other faction to fight against?

anyone got ideas they think would be cool

[orchid pilot]

my settings do not work, like my audio sliders do not work at all

[paper falcon]

OH COME ON.

[umbral mica]

can this sword be broughout to the teir below knight and be attatched to a different helmet

[wind charm]

HRE stand for Honestly Really Ez

[upper dust]

is there limb healing for minor damage in the final level or no?

[steady ice]

Teach me sensei

[velvet pine]

Spin to your right as you move left, they can handle the power of dance and honestly you can just twirl past their spear tip/pitch fork

[marsh mirage]

i cant beat the final level so I just play free mode knight and see how many times i can knock them over without making them give up/giving them brain damage

[wind charm]

I cannot teach if I'm still learning myself

[steady ice]

Ur much better than I am bro

I cannot get past militia

[wheat cedar]

can't lie that the longsword boss is a tick too hard

[wind charm]

Fight the weapon first and then from the opening you've made, kill Willie

[velvet pine]

Honestly run at him and just straight up impaled him, take a two weapon option or keep the pitch fork for that tier

For the longsword boss

[wheat cedar]

pitchfork and spears in general suck against longsword can't lie

tried multiple times and never worked

[steady ice]

Yes sensei, 我會做到的！

[velvet pine]

When I impaled that Willie's willy he had a bad time at least

[minor veldt]

Use the bastard sword, beat the weapon away and swing at his torso

[steady ice]

What’s the bastard sword?

[umbral mica]

is this the basard sword?

[minor veldt]

Shorter version of the longsword, you get it in the lower tiers

[umbral mica]

oh nvm

[steady ice]

U mean the skinny swords?

[umbral mica]

any1 know what sword this is?

[paper falcon]

BRUHHHH I WAS ALREADY AT THE FINAL BOSSS IN THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE

FUUUUCCKKKKKKK

SO CLOSE

[tidal bison]

this game is so funny

[upper dust]

lmao I just headbutt the greatsword boss in the abyss

[inner dew]

i lost at knight cause a guy phased his wpn through my armour

[elder tendon]

i maintain this commoner boss is bullshit

lol

still not as much bullshit as that spikey spear

[digital fulcrum]

Is the final round of the game even winnable?

[upper dust]

yes^

I think

[digital fulcrum]

Thx. Just didn't know if it was bugged out to the point that it wasnt

[inner dew]

yes it is, the ultimate challenge is possible

you can ignore the "fatal error" things sometimes

[elder tendon]

you cannot be serious

oh my god this game

[inner dew]

?

explain further

[elder tendon]

the tiniest graze on my foot just instantly kills me

[inner dew]

ive experienced worse things

like

a guy phased his wpn through my armour

like it was nothing

[elder tendon]

which only happened because my weapon spawned in my hands wrong

[inner dew]

ok nevermind

HAHAHAH

[elder tendon]

so that's a ruined run :)

[inland widget]

Hey, dont know if its the right place to ask, but is there a way to get back up on your feet quicker?

Also how do you beat the longsword guy?

[runic karma]

CLASSIC JUDO W

[pure cobalt]

whats the best weapon to beat commoner boss

[warped mortar]

the pointed spear with nails

[warped mortar]

I wish I had known this before 😦 lol

[balmy torrent]

bro

i got to golden armor in the abyss

and died

[warped mortar]

complete?

[balmy torrent]

because of a concussion

[balmy torrent]

nah

for the life of me

[pure cobalt]

do you have a photo of it

[balmy torrent]

i only got one piece

[lusty osprey]

uc is ridiculously ridiculous

[warped mortar]

yes, just go to #photography📷

[pure cobalt]

oh they dont have that in commoner

[warped mortar]

oh, thats bad

[pure cobalt]

yeah guess ill try and abuse slow mode

[runic karma]

judo w

[tender quest]

nicely done

[lavish sapphire]

are the large two handed swords in the soldier rank and above greatswords, claymores or longswords? i can't really tell

[feral sundial]

EVERY time i get somewhat far in ultimate i just get a fatal error

[lavish sapphire]

like this sword, is it a greatsword or what

[tender quest]

yes its a greatsword

[feral sundial]

its the legendary loot drop

[lavish sapphire]

thought greatswords were renaissance tho

what about the ones in the soldier rank, are they greatswords? they seem too large to be a longsword but too small to be a greatsword so im guessing they are claymores

[tranquil void]

Does anyone know how to break the opponents arm

[tender quest]

dunno im not super familiar with all the weapons

[runic karma]

i love using time slow for executions

like this

[lavish sapphire]

maybe the commoner 2h swords are bastard swords and the soldier ones are longswords

[fallow stone]

how do you use it without it instantly draining all of your stamina

[upper dust]

"dear mr.halfsword, would you be so kind as to not put me against a Plancon and spear whilst I only have obtained the mere essence of a small mace?" 🥺

[runic karma]

NO

[lavish sapphire]

just slow mo and whack the spear to the side then bonk em in the head

[upper dust]

but im not that good :(

[lavish sapphire]

fair, half the time i try whack the spear away i end up getting stabbed in the hip and dying, a stab to the hip shouldn't be fatal

[upper dust]

this man just counter my punches by GRABBING ME WHILE HE HOLDS HIS SWORD and throws me on the ground

[marsh sandal]

Npcs get goofy when you turn off their brain (They always stance and go to their final destination before their brain got turned off)

it's kinda like freezing time on them lol

[tender quest]

wyd in this situation?

[humble dagger]

my pc randomly overheated and turned off while i was playing half sword anyone know why

[true grotto]

you half sworded too hard

[upper dust]

I hit like three nasty blocks on the axes with a billhook, so my character thinks its only fair to drop his weapon without my approval :)

[thorny perch]

kill

[true grotto]

First, distract target. Then block his blind jab. Counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate. Dazed, he'll attempt a wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left. Weaken right jaw. Now fracture. Break cracked ribs. Traumatize solar plexus. Dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm. In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken. Diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized."

[thorny perch]

i like that movie

[hidden pendant]

anyone know if theres any benefit to equipping clothes in the abyss? obviously armor good, i just mean like shirt and pants and shoes

[true grotto]

Marginally more protection

drip.

[runic karma]

ive never seen my charecter fumble this hard

WHY DID YOU TURN THE AXE BLADE BRO

WILLY LOCK IN

[true grotto]

bonk

[elder tendon]

holy fuck i swung and broke this guy's knee with a hammer

and it just folded backwards

[upper dust]

atleast I know that the ultimate challenge is very ultimate

[elder tendon]

the sound was so gross lol

[true grotto]

Oh yeah the hammers are absolutely busted

I like to aim for the head with a polearm and watch them crumple

They also carried me through the ultimate challenges twice

[elder tendon]

he's just lying there screaming

[upper dust]

lmfao

can I just, go against dumb willies instead of moo-level willies?

[elder tendon]

i'm a monster now

[turbid grove]

Climbing the gauntlet is crazy hard atm

[elder tendon]

i wish it just knocked you down a full tier instead of sending you to the abyss

[turbid grove]

yeah that would be nice

either that or make it faster to get off the ground if you're uninjured

[elder tendon]

the physics and stuff is still too glitchy imo to justify how strong some of the bosses are

mainly just commoner rly

even the guy with the spiky spear isn't that bad

[turbid grove]

yeah commoner knight dude is pretty tough

[elder tendon]

commoner is the one that i die on most often

if i make it past him, i'm fine

gone all the way to final challenge more than once

but 95% of my rounds end on that guy

[turbid grove]

and the peasant one is fairly hard too if you don't get anything close by that you can fight with

[elder tendon]

i dont think he's too bad because even with the knife that's a guaranteed spawn you can slash him and he'll die in one hit sometimes

but the commoner also seems to have an insane amount of health

i've slashed through his face and neck multiple times before and he just keeps fighting

[turbid grove]

half the time I don't see a knife anywhere and he pushes me to the ground and beheads me with his axe

[elder tendon]

its usually directly in the center

i just bait him towards me

then run around and grab it

[turbid grove]

thanks for the tip

[velvet barn]

How do I restart the gauntlet?

[summer cloud]

Got scared for a second

[elder tendon]

I also REALLY don't like how they're giant, as if their gear wasn't advantage enough, and they can just casually knock you over and throw you around with grabs

[summer cloud]

Smol boy

[grim latch]

poor life

[dreamy sleet]

help, i'm not able to move when the battle starts so i keep dying to the great foe

[cinder stone]

You're only a monster if you Karate Kid it and intentionally go for the legs

[manic needle]

What faction is the best?

[cinder stone]

I like the one that restores stamina faster

[manic needle]

The one who reduces the damage is useful or it just reduces it by 0.1?

[cinder stone]

iunno

[long grotto]

This dude is so kevin dude

[elder tendon]

i like to finish off the bosses with their own weapons

[pure cobalt]

do you brutally mutilate them

[dreamy sleet]

yoooo i finally unlocked peasant

after 3 hours

[elder tendon]

not more than pictured

[daring kestrel]

[pure cobalt]

so no vicious limb chopping

[elder tendon]

nah i don't really do that

[daring kestrel]

[frozen tide]

if you die in the ultimate challenge can you just start at it again?

im seeing someone start at ultimate challenge after dying

[elder tendon]

i don't understand how you use these big polearm hammers

they move so slow

[atomic cove]

bro the first boss is so unfair

[low perch]

so ive beaten the gauntlet mode and now my game has mad crashes

[upper dust]

tutorial on how to not have the AI instantly just hug me every goddamn time

[low perch]

same here

[urban socket]

whats up with the ai streching out when they die in ultimate challange

like what

and crashing constantly the fuck

[flint pasture]

I've had no issues after switching to the lowest graphics settings and completely turning off gore

not an ideal solution, but at least I can live to get killed by the baron. I imagine this will be resolved in the future

[tough silo]

Does anyone know what the logos font is called?

[upper dust]

why cant I get any good combo's when im recording but I can when i'm not :(

[opaque creek]

forgetting to record is OP

[tribal mango]

Man, all your shorts look like you are just pressing everything without knowing what are you doing, lol ...

[elder tendon]

why does going back to the menu STOP ME FROM RANDOMIZING MY GEAR

for fuck SAKE

[low perch]

thank you

[slim trellis]

I have this same issue

[upper dust]

im just gonna get something that records when I get a kill dude 😭

[livid moss]

u can use the replay buffer feature if u have obs

[upper dust]

good thing I downloaded it today, thank you

[livid moss]

yeee no worries u just gotta set it up first but you can find a tutorial ^-^

[river steppe]

this ultimate challenge is not fun as soon as you get nicked in the elbow you might as well just restart cus it'll handicap you for the rest of the run and you'll die anyway

and if you get bad drops and the next enemies all have like the best weapons in the game

just restart

[balmy wind]

I cant put into words how much I despise the first boss

II a

am

Fucking suffering

Randomly get chopped in half at soldier?? Then get like ZERO weapons in abyss?

BACK TO THE GUY WITH A FUCKING AXE THAT YOU HAVE TO FIGHT WITH A SHOVEL

[river steppe]

grab the knife on the ground and stab him in the chest

[upper dust]

dont forget having to fight the Plancon with the tiny little mace that's smaller than your hand :)

[river steppe]

at this point i wanna purposefully lose all my progress just to play the normal game again

the ultimate challenge suuucks

[warped dirge]

wow the candlesticks have much better stabs than pretty much every dagger ive used

[elder tendon]

you have got to be joking

knight boss, guys weapon just glitches through my armor

physics bugs and kills me instantly

TWO GUYS WITH FUCKING SPIKED SPEARS IN THE ABYSS?

fuck this game

[warped dirge]

spiked spears are my worst nightmare

[elder tendon]

i'm uninstalling

[warped dirge]

mainly because im a longsword main

[upper dust]

I wanna get better with one handed weapons like the falchion but the AI decides then to just hug me

[warped dirge]

the most bs part is when you get lightly tapped in the head and willie loses every single bit of strengthi n his legs

and it takes 20 million years to get back up

[muted dew]

Is that with or without helmet and what weapon?

[warped dirge]

someone else's head

[muted dew]

I can from personal experience say that even a padded longsword can hit really hard despite a fencing mask in friendly sparring

[slender hull]

Why did he do that

[muted dew]

A steel weapon in a duel to the death is gonna be way worse

[gritty grove]

How get custom armor?

[upper dust]

OH MY GOD WHY IS IT A FILE 😭

[upper dust]

download ovrdth

theres some tutorials on youtube with links

[gritty grove]

Nexus?

[warm bone]

yo

[daring kestrel]

gore

[warm bone]

they removed time from the chat

[upper dust]

yes

[warm bone]

so ppl talk abt halfsword in halfsword chat

[gritty grove]

OK cool thx

[upper dust]

finally :D

and its still a file :(

[paper falcon]

Fuckin hell

[warped dirge]

most of my experience is just fencing in highschool

i miss my epee

wait, i still have it

[river steppe]

i wish the ultimate challenge didnt have infinite attempts so i could actually go back into the normal regular game

[marsh laurel]

cant u just lose normally?

[frozen tide]

i cant do the ultimate challenge for the life of me

i either get close to winning and then get a fatal error or i die of skill issue/physics bs

[marsh laurel]

ohu cant

[muted dew]

I did Olympic epee for 6 months before switching to the Hema club that was using the same hall

[warped dirge]

I dont have HEMA here I think

[muted dew]

I like that hema is far less ”sporty”

[river steppe]

ultimate challenge turns this into a rage game

[warped dirge]

not anywhere too accessible anyway

[muted dew]

Have you tried a google search. The lack of ads mean they are very easy to miss

[warped dirge]

they exist here but they're real far away

would do so when I have the finances and the time though

[muted dew]

Im lucky that mine is pretty close

[muted dew]

Im still saving up for protective gear. Most clubs have padded foam swordsthat only need a mask to spar

[upper dust]

does anybody know any ways I could make my photos of Halfsword any better/more cinematic?

[viscid void]

Help me

[muted dew]

No

[warped dirge]

are you dead or dying

[viscid void]

I'm dying

[river steppe]

i wish you respawned instantly in the ultimate challenge so you dont have to go back to main menu again and again and again

[tacit prawn]

Oi mates

[marsh laurel]

i cant really tell what is going on there

[upper dust]

yeah

[warped dirge]

im not sure if he stabbed himself or you stabbed him

[marsh laurel]

all my photos look like this so i cant really give advice 😭

[upper dust]

my sword glitched from halfsword to stabbing myself in the gut somehow

[tacit prawn]

Are you sure?

[marsh laurel]

are you sure

[tacit prawn]

Are you sure

[marsh laurel]

i died to a farmer

[tacit prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[marsh laurel]

i was afk and decided i wont wear a helmet

[marsh laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-are-you-sure-bens-yeater-gabe-zimmerman-linus-neuman-gif-7992236815276450479

[upper dust]

lmfao I tried to grab a willie's pitchfork to counter it and he threw me to the floor

[tacit prawn]

did he give you one to many cabbages

[paper falcon]

Just play around with the effects honestly

And see what works for you

[sweet hamlet]

any way to use the inventory or only when you already have weapons in it?

[burnt patio]

why is it whenever I run at the start of the round I just randomly stop running?

[marsh laurel]

hold e to

e or q

to sheathen

[burnt patio]

like I run 3-5 steps then just stop

[sweet hamlet]

tfw read this while in-game and I just dropped my item and died

[opaque creek]

dont hold shift at the start

[marsh laurel]

then use fists

[sweet hamlet]

yeah but I was literally mid-parry

[upper dust]

I really wanna be able to make something like the first one dude, its just perfect

[sweet hamlet]

ate a hoe to the ribs when I couild've blocked it

[tacit prawn]

wtf

[upper dust]

you can still see the colors of the shirt, but its also kind of dark

[opaque creek]

ive just been spamming that same move over and over again cos its fun

and very unreactable

try parrying this in pvp

[paper falcon]

For the first photo I used the Desaturated filter then I added some blur, played around with the saturation, contrast and bloom and pretty much everything

[tacit prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-dbz-anime-sword-gif-15851743

[paper falcon]

How I managed to take it tho, I timed it at the moment of impact so I can get that specific shot

[upper dust]

alright, thanks for the info, it'll definatelly help me learn about the color grading part of taking pictures ingame :)

[paper falcon]

No problem man, dont be afraid to experiment with colors

You might surprise yourself :D

[marsh laurel]

i keep rying to get a sick shot but my timing is off

[river steppe]

my guy didnt pick up the weapon in time he just stared at it and caressed it then someone buried a weapon in his back

[river steppe]

WHERE IS OMNI MAN

WHERE IS HE

[paper falcon]

Honestly its getting lucky most of the time lmao, if I think it's a good enough shot I'll experiment on it

[paper falcon]

Cool shot tho :0

[marsh laurel]

thanks

[upper dust]

If I may ask, which tab is bloom in?

[paper falcon]

These are the only "cinematic" ones I took so far in the current demo version of the game

[paper falcon]

whoops, theres no bloom in any of the tabs. My bad @_@

[upper dust]

Alls well man, lol

[paper falcon]

Btw, turning on Grid always helps

[upper dust]

decided to do a "fly-through" of the photo i'm probably going to take

[paper falcon]

Hell yeah man

Looks sick

[hollow timber]

Low-key 🔥

[upper dust]

DUDE I JUST NOTICED THE REFLECTIONS ON THE CLOSEST DUDE'S HELMET

[marsh laurel]

sent dude flying

[jolly cove]

when is the next update

wow nobody talks here 😭

[acoustic dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/893740134263033899/1364134110838390814/Replay_2025-04-22_03-01-21.mp4?ex=68089064&is=68073ee4&hm=f08c8e789fedc97e7e92475cb535230192ad89e3083d8e0ad6bef8236c8f344e&

am i getting too good at this game.....

i JUST got on

[warped apex]

I am one more win away from 60

[raw stratus]

How do you stop the fatal error crashes?

[marsh laurel]

disable blood

[warm bone]

stop error crashes from being fatal

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931541016517943336/1214634620579086376/image.png.gif

[jolly cove]

the crashes cant be fixed you need some nasa computer to stop it 😭

[marsh laurel]

what angle should i do for a good photo

[upper dust]

maybe try looking over the guy on the left's should to where you can see the guy on the right being hit and being zoomed in a little bit but also a little farther away than normal?

[upper dust]

Im not that good at explaining the zoomed in part sorry

wish I could make my character sit down instead of just kneeling by holding S while also left control

it'd make a good picture :D

[sweet hamlet]

damn, Abyss got hands, I got assaulted by 2 guys in quick succession. Is that normal?

legit didn't even get to finish smacking the first guy before the second full cleaved me

[pure cobalt]

whats the best faction

[copper fulcrum]

in my opinion the one with faster stamina regen is best

[tall dagger]

Depends on your play style

[marsh laurel]

liek this?

[pure cobalt]

what the hell is point of the game at higher ranks i cant even break their armour

[upper dust]

looks nice, maybe try the right shoulder, you might like that POV too :)

[sweet hamlet]

You're not really intending to, you wanna try get to weakpoints on their joints, necks, armpits, hips etc

Otherwise you just wanna KO them with hits to the head, or disable their arms and knock them down

[marsh laurel]

yeah looks nice

[sweet hamlet]

Break them like a crab with a hammer (you're the one with the hammer, not the crab usually.)

[pure cobalt]

damn so i cant break their armour by hitting them over and over

[marsh laurel]

1 sec let me send a clip

[opaque creek]

Like denting armor

maybe some future update

[marsh laurel]

what button was show gui again

[sweet hamlet]

H?

[opaque creek]

fur was

[marsh laurel]

my thing is broken lol

[sweet hamlet]

C then H

so you can bring up photo mode again, then press H

[marsh laurel]

doesnt even work weird

[sweet hamlet]

odd

[marsh laurel]

m whole game broke couldnt even leave photo mode

[upper dust]

anybody maybe know a way to maneuver yourself to make it look as if your lean-sitting on the fence?

[marsh laurel]

just give them a concussionhttps://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k86ctcVb1t-QuS9JN?invite=cr-MSwxNlAsMjExMzkzMzkx

[marsh laurel]

thats like tier 6 or 7

[pure cobalt]

im at militia doing small buhorts

[upper dust]

Best I can get is this

[pure cobalt]

theres dudes with full plated armour and i cant break through

[sweet hamlet]

the hotline miami music fits the CCTV footage quality

[pure cobalt]

what milita weaponry is good for full plate enemies

[granite kernel]

Blunt force trauma:

[sweet hamlet]

I enjoyed using shield with mace and/or shortaxe

[granite kernel]

I use Plançon for...well... everyone basically

[opaque creek]

planktonm

[pure cobalt]

soooo the mace would be good?

[opaque creek]

it takes skill unlike plancon

plancon slightly touches ppl and they die

[pure cobalt]

what the hells a plancon

[opaque creek]

the thing from spongebob

[patent blade]

yeah just mad swings lmao

[pure cobalt]

😭 no not plankton

[marsh laurel]

i mean he went down

[sweet hamlet]

spiked spear is plancon

although images only tell me it's more of a blunt club with spikes

[pure cobalt]

oh im using that right now and it sucks against full plate unless im not hitting the right spots

[patent blade]

yeah i try to be a bit more calm with the axe, because i get winded easily

[marsh laurel]

i dont like lags

[patent blade]

REAL

[granite kernel]

Glorified spiked club

[opaque creek]

ban plancon

[sweet hamlet]

I have weird PC problems that mean I can't really play to the fullest, with or without lag, so I might as well have the visuals be nice

[marsh laurel]

i just try to break their wrists if they use a shield and if not i go for non armoured spots

if theres no unarmoured spots angry swing in the head so they trip and then i chop em up

[patent blade]

i like the fact that theres 2 variants, one with 12 uniform spikes perpendicular to each other on the end of the stick with a spearhead, and another with just erratic with lots of spikes, and a spearhead

[opaque creek]

billhook on steroid

[pure cobalt]

alright how am i supposed to beat militia boss when he has a better plancon

[opaque creek]

he doesnt protect his toes

[pure cobalt]

i see

[opaque creek]

#1270577738826256536

[sweet hamlet]

Personally I'm hardstuck on the commoner boss when I can't really parry the sword all that well

[opaque creek]

speedrunners just throw their weapon at everyone

if you want fast trial and error method with minimum risk

[pure cobalt]

for me i just hope i parry his first hit then get close enough to slash him hard

[patent blade]

the 2 types, you can choose his one

[pure cobalt]

yeah i got the one on the right

[patent blade]

the one on the right is heavier i think

[opaque creek]

left one range 🔥 🔥

[granite kernel]

Out-Plancon him

[pure cobalt]

bosses are just really trial and error arent they

[patent blade]

but it has a spikehead and cant slash well

but the left has a spear head that can slice

[pure cobalt]

i clashed with the boss and managed to push my plancon into his head

so does soldier have the same weapon meta

[opaque creek]

just weaker version of plancon

(billhook)

https://tenor.com/view/cat-think-meme-jgmm-cat-think-meme-ragebait-gif-14788872422707786751

[patent blade]

nah the bill is built different

[sweet hamlet]

billt different

[sonic yoke]

Does anyone have any advice for a new player? Like are there any universally accepted "good guides/tips"?

[opaque creek]

Figure out if you like dodging or parrying more

[upper dust]

I cant think of anymore photo ideas 😔

[sweet hamlet]

Personally I think learning the general ranges of your reach is pretty important, but I'm also fairly new to the game.

[pure cobalt]

damn the bosses get easier as you go on

lack of armour early on is why its so difficult

do i lose gauntlet progress if i quit the game

[opaque creek]

no

[granite kernel]

Commoner boss

[sweet hamlet]

struggling to get a poke onto the boss while he cleaves me in half 💔

[granite kernel]

Man-at-arms boss is a joke

Fully incased in steel

[patent blade]

stab your fork up his cork

[granite kernel]

but his cranium is sticking out

[patent blade]

nah hes easy

[opaque creek]

If you extend your weapon out and press space, you will get easier pokes

kicking launches you forward

[patent blade]

dang kicking while extended pokes well?

thats cool

gotta try thgat

[opaque creek]

you should use it during swings

and harass them

[granite kernel]

Bosses that are actually somewhat hard (when fighting in the same rank) are Commoner, Soldier and Baron

[opaque creek]

commoner kills me the most

[granite kernel]

Yeah

Sword v Sword him is a deathwish

Sure you can parry him

[opaque creek]

Parrying him doesn't work even

[granite kernel]

but the weight and length of his sword will still cut you

[opaque creek]

he breaks your arms upon hitting your guard

anyone larger

[granite kernel]

Everytime I beat him, I just use his own sword to dice him up

[sonic yoke]

I cheated just to see what the gauntlet was like, it does seem like it gets easier as it goes on

[granite kernel]

After Soldier, everything became easy

[astral tiger]

soldier is okay, but commoner...

This boss really have sword bigger than you

[granite kernel]

Soldier is easier than Commoner

You can just get very close to him and he can't do shit

[astral tiger]

yeah

[granite kernel]

Commoner is just...Every range within him is just death

Baron is just a block of tungsten

Fighting him isn't hard, its just trying to knock him down thats hard

[upper dust]

Sapientia praestat ubi vis deficit

[acoustic dagger]

ill be the judge... with my willy!

[astral tiger]

sometimes i take lower rank, and using pitchfork or hoe

to defeat him

[acoustic dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/jotaro-star-platinum-punch-jojo-jojos-bizarre-adventure-gif-27457103

[granite kernel]

real

[acoustic dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/star-platinum-jjba-anime-punches-gif-17031966

[acoustic dagger]

bro couldnt handle my willy, he fell to his knees

i killed him with my bare hands lmao

[pallid oar]

https://tenor.com/view/the-world-star-platinum-ora-vs-muda-jotaro-dio-gif-17484299

[acoustic dagger]

peak

[pallid oar]

real

[acoustic dagger]

images that instill fear

nearly tapped him out

QÌGUÀNCHÁNGHÓNG!

[acoustic dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-fist-marvel-marvel-rivals-gif-1131112473578103756

[wheat cedar]

nah dawg ill always stay with the argument that spears make no sense man

like how is it that he pierces my arm or foot and I just die instantly

[acoustic dagger]

major artery

[wheat cedar]

hell nah

[acoustic dagger]

thats why thigh lacerations and gunshot wounds have such high mortality rates

[upper dust]

Guys should I sleep or keep trying to get cool photos in Halfsword?

Sleep 🙄

Halfsword 😆

[acoustic dagger]

the worst place to bleed from is anything below ur waist

[acoustic dagger]

HALFSWORD!!!!!!

[upper dust]

YAY

[acoustic dagger]

second worst being ur gut

then your neck

even your neck

which is really bad obviously

with pressure

its a smaller area

but ur leg?

cant walk

harder to apply pressure

this is modern medicine btw

half sword youd be even more cooked

imagine being hit with a rusty pitchfork through an important artery

ur COOKED

[wheat cedar]

yap

[acoustic dagger]

u asked

[regal wagon]

why does the guy instantly fall to the ground as soon as i touch the first champion? Is it because the champion is much bigger?

[acoustic dagger]

btw

[acoustic dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/hd-smirk-gif-7206957141966421326

do you know what the champion does to the guy??

[pallid oar]

no pic perms looking ahh

[acoustic dagger]

everybody laugh

[regal wagon]

nothing. hes just holding his axe up. i run into him and fall down..

[pallid oar]

the baron took your roles as well

[acoustic dagger]

cause hes bigger and has a strength multiplier i think

[regal wagon]

ok. this fight feels so differnt then all the others..

[upper dust]

When Zwercopter update?

[regal wagon]

i just joined

[wheat cedar]

corny

[pure cobalt]

commoner boss is definitely the hardest

[upper dust]

Mmmmm corn

[pallid oar]

i really do not care

[wheat cedar]

cared enough to ping me for it

[acoustic dagger]

look at the cornball projecting

[regal wagon]

so far im mostly just flailing arround. how do i learn the proper way to play the game? is there any tutorials out. i not only am not good at the game, but i generally lack the knowledge about the topic. how to stance, how to block stuff like that

[acoustic dagger]

holy impressive

[gilded breach]

Once .ore tutorial request

[acoustic dagger]

captain america tryouts are that way

[limber cedar]

hold mouse1

[acoustic dagger]

no one pinged you

[pure cobalt]

there's youtube guide

[pallid oar]

peak