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[tawdry violet]

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[edgy jacinth]

was harder dying to reset my run to get to him than it was killing him lmao

hard to die when youre trying to for some reason

[tawdry violet]

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[edgy jacinth]

bait a swing then dash in. cant dash forward so dash sideways at him when he whiffs and then just follow your swing into the dash

[tawdry violet]

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[edgy jacinth]

shift + any direction besides W

[tawdry violet]

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[edgy jacinth]

spinning is busted in this game, it just takes practice to get used to

because of the dashing mechanics

[tawdry violet]

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[edgy jacinth]

i prefer first person in this game but most seem to play in third

[chilly moth]

The game is literally unplayable with one of the helmets in first person

Unless you're m00

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jBVFUIqScWJ3XNwZD/spok?invite=cr-MSxZOUcsMjA0MDg1NTI5LA

This helmet specifically

Only reason I took that fight is because he had a mace

[fallow stone]

it's already hard enough in third person

[cold echo]

the ultimate challenge really humbles a mf

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/balling-ballin-rokkylegend-obama-democrats-gif-4330997318107810108

[tawdry violet]

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[cold echo]

Now I know how the average peasant dealing with a raid felt

[tawdry violet]

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[grizzled turtle]

I never got past the second boss sadge

[tawdry violet]

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[grizzled turtle]

but I dont LoL

[unkempt wraith]

catching the sword with the guard is satisfying to pull off

[cold echo]

One of the unfortunate things is that in the ultimate challenge they like to charge you and since you're mostly unarmored they end up hitting you a lot harder with that charged headbutt in my experience

[unkempt wraith]

do u guys ever use crouch offensively?

[tawdry violet]

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[safe oar]

yes

[tawdry violet]

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[safe oar]

its for attack knees of shield enemies

[hidden mulch]

the cronch of legs snapping sounds so good

makes me hungry fr

[true thorn]

look at that blood go god damn

[safe oar]

guys

I can't send images

#photography📷 See the photo I just upload. I can't kill him

HELP

[true thorn]

yeah plancon users suck

the best way to beat them is to just use a plancon yourself

[gilded breach]

Planc em off

[true thorn]

he had to eat dinner without youtube 💔

[safe oar]

Do you mean tackel him?

[true thorn]

no use the same weapon hes using

trying to tackle him will not end well

[safe oar]

But I don't want to use that weapon

[true thorn]

its that or git gud

[safe oar]

is dishonorable

I just killed him by the whay

XD

[edgy jacinth]

🎬

some clippies put together

[safe oar]

Lol

[marsh laurel]

dangggggg

i just hit a nasty headshot

[latent moon]

are you sure?

lol

[runic snow]

i hope they add online in the future so i can fuck you all up respectfully 🤭 xoxox

[marsh laurel]

yk what i like doing?

[edgy jacinth]

if they ever get pvp working im washing all u sorry mf

[marsh laurel]

dm me rq

[runic snow]

that aint fair man i cant send gift

[marsh laurel]

i cant send pictures yet

[edgy jacinth]

🤦‍♂️

[marsh laurel]

can someone senda picture for me

[latent moon]

💀

[runic snow]

it would be so fun to be like bro come 1v1 me half sword

[marsh laurel]

yoyyo

wanna send a picture for me

halfsword screenshot

[runic snow]

of what bro tf

??

ohhh

[marsh laurel]

check dms

[latent moon]

dude if i 1v1ed a friend in halfsword imma just try so hard to parry him while laughing

[pulsar elbow]

the black swordsman is too strong..

he wins every fight...

[runic snow]

u should be able to post in photography

[marsh laurel]

i posted a sec ago

[runic snow]

i cant post any gifts or pics in this chat eitehr

[marsh laurel]

oh alr

[gilded breach]

If half sword has multiplayer immah grab a greatsword to eat all the noobs

[runic snow]

nah a fr want someone to try fly kick my ah and ill just slice that shi of

[latent moon]

what is the screenshot?

[marsh laurel]

i can already sense the pitchfork kiddies

[marsh laurel]

me doing a super ninja move

[gilded breach]

They forgot players can parry

[marsh laurel]

and hitting someone with my knee ingame

[edgy jacinth]

id cook all yall with any weapon in the game

[marsh laurel]

pliers

[runic snow]

you aint him lil bro

ill chop u up

[edgy jacinth]

your footwork is weak im like anderson silva vs forrest griffin

[runic snow]

in game in game

[edgy jacinth]

peep my compilation i just posted

u cant do nun that let's be real fam

[latent moon]

the crappy peasant hook that doesnt work most of the time?

[runic snow]

and im Don Frye in this bih

[edgy jacinth]

shi i use that meat hook like i work at the slaughter house

[runic snow]

ill beat yp ahh silly boy

[marsh laurel]

my movement is unbeatable look at this

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k7fIIaSxlpJcAQneo?invite=cr-MSwzdXcsMjExMzkzMzkx

[runic snow]

where did you post i ti wanna see fr

[marsh laurel]

pure luck

[latent moon]

gfdWAT

[edgy jacinth]

🍀 i stay lucky then

[latent moon]

PEASANT KNIFE VS BRON?!

[runic snow]

2 seconds in i play with 20 fps ahah but ill still fuk u upp respectfully you dont know bout is low fps low ghraphic demons

we the yns of half sword

[gilded breach]

This looks modded low grav

[marsh laurel]

yeah

modded dont count

[edgy jacinth]

Oh, you think lag is your ally. But you merely adopted the lag. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the frames until I was already a man

no mods default damage

[runic snow]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[marsh laurel]

@edgy jacinth

check this
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k7fIIaSxlpJcAQneo?invite=cr-MSwzdXcsMjExMzkzMzkx

ist medal yall know what that is right? i got best movement ever

[edgy jacinth]

figure out how to land that kick

[marsh laurel]

i got it figured out

i use it all the time

[edgy jacinth]

well

let's see a clip of that shi hittin

[runic snow]

the lag betrays you because it belongs to me ahhhh

[edgy jacinth]

we dont want to see u fall over like a looney toon

[marsh laurel]

i got one with embarrasing music

[wind charm]

the thing with movement and dodging is that you can't run forever.

[edgy jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-clubbing-club-dance-ai-cat-gif-2408674211460113219

[marsh laurel]

since i was in the middle of a fight and some stupid song sneaked in

[edgy jacinth]

music is sick not embarrassing if it gets you pumped

[marsh laurel]

i almost never play armour since i preffer to parry 50 hits and end it with one

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k7fIIaSxlpJcAQneo?invite=cr-MSwzdXcsMjExMzkzMzkx

[edgy jacinth]

W

commoner is my favorite tier cuz it's all swords and no armor

[marsh laurel]

wrong clip mb

[latent moon]

my game bugged out

[marsh laurel]

i started playing beggar now to do the kicks but peasant is fun with the axes

[wind charm]

it's too easy

[marsh laurel]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k7w2I7Ymlm48OvOUm?invite=cr-MSx6TXQsMjExMzkzMzkx

[spare pier]

why are you so zoomed out

[latent moon]

am i winning this?
(i am the one on the left)

[spare pier]

and why is the game so bright

[edgy jacinth]

is that a greatsword

[gilded breach]

Dont count

[marsh laurel]

the clip ended but he gave up after it

[edgy jacinth]

that shi look long asf

[gilded breach]

Militia with a custom loadout son

[wind charm]

I use high FOV for when I make YT shorts, fits it in frame

[wind charm]

LS

[spare pier]

and it makes me want to kill myself for just looking at it

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-bird-gif-16835999897918525830

[spare pier]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sad-gif-26415220

[edgy jacinth]

i want to try a knife only peasant run to the baron

knives arent too bad up until they got plate on

[gilded breach]

Rly its shitnlike fov why half sword aint rdy for multiplayer yet

[edgy jacinth]

after they wear plate you can throw them on the ground but youre liable to step on something sharp and slice your own leg off

[marsh laurel]

ngl headbutting is so good

[edgy jacinth]

i knock myself out half the time i land a good headbutt lmao

[marsh laurel]

me too

im a cheater i always hold g so i can get up

because then they back away

[sleek valve]

me too

is it even possible to FAIRLY fight the third boss without pitchfork or extreme luck?

i try to aprry his hits and he just... blasts through it

[edgy jacinth]

it's like fighting a power puncher irl

bait a whiff then counter

[gilded breach]

Ye gotta play the zoning game with him. Parrying doesnt rly work

[deep shale]

perhaps waiting until he misses a swing before you go in with a thrust

i've defeated him with some regular swords b4
it aint easy

[gilded breach]

this is the way

been able to beat him consistently with regular t3 shit like this\

havent tried mace yet tho

[deep shale]

yeah i was thinking about that
a mace? god help us all.

[marsh laurel]

i never beat him

i want to but im too lazy to beat 2 bosses to try

[gilded breach]

it is known that commoner boss is the first real filter

[deep shale]

easily the strongest fella in the game

[marsh laurel]

if the black dude with a big sword was like freemode i would just roundhouse kick until i succeed and then clip it that would be a flex

[deep shale]

but only because of the huge differecne between your gear and his

[gilded breach]

its just the range

he can be one shot just the same

[edgy jacinth]

yeah too bad you have to be good to do that

[gilded breach]

i love the lil kick u do when grip switchin

[marsh laurel]

as soon as multiplayer releases i want to 1v1 you

ill do a flip and then bodyslam you

ur grip changing tricks wont work on me 😈

[deep shale]

man's about to get hit by the pregnacy buster

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/immortal-where-is-omni-man-where-is-he-invincible-gif-17913376818474440095

[marsh laurel]

are you sure

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/pretty-sure-mark-grayson-maybe-yes-invincible-gif-20907699

https://tenor.com/view/threw-a-trashbag-are-you-sure-into-space-at-work-invincible-gif-17914355764938628475

[marsh laurel]

amazing

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/pretty-sure-into-space-are-you-sure-invincible-threw-a-trashbag-gif-11642801953618711972

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-omni-man-at-work-into-space-invincible-gif-13569417777408458874

[deep shale]

NO!

I WILL NOT WATCH INVINCIBLE!

[marsh laurel]

i was not prepared

[deep shale]

NEVER! EVER! NUH UH!

[wind charm]

it's the most efficient linking chain for combos and it stabilizes your balance while forcing an opening

[marsh laurel]

its ultra short dude

[sleek valve]

will you watch the boys though? :3

[marsh laurel]

dude the boys suck so bad

i keep trying to watch it but i get bored all homelander does is drink breast milk

[deep shale]

i have a feeling that if i watched the boys, i would feel cheated if i saw a girl

[wind charm]

bars

[marsh laurel]

they casted femboys as girls

[gilded breach]

OOI HUGHIE OMLANDER GOT ME WIFES SON

[sleek valve]

dont worry.. i didnt watch the boys too

[wind charm]

peak aussie imitation, it's so chopped it's good

[marsh laurel]

i watched first seazon pirated on some site then i watched like 2 episodes of the 2nd season on a pirated site

currently im watching boondocks its far more enjoyable than the boys

[deep shale]

i like to grab people's weapons and then poke them with a knife

[marsh laurel]

franchise

[marsh laurel]

i disarmed someone with a roundhouse kick wanna see?

[deep shale]

they can't do anything about it. im so powerful. the only person around my power level is youtuber "heart over death"
and they'll be like "please master gary. have mercy."

[marsh laurel]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k7HglR04nGgmHjGqQ?invite=cr-MSxDOTIsMjExMzkzMzkx

[wind charm]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxU6jXIUH7FMbWQMmDsYWzet4E17tEnAXT?si=J0Ehaaz7cKfzTwie

[marsh laurel]

i kicked the knfie out of his hand

[deep shale]

"give!"

"give me! give!"

[wind charm]

:3

[marsh laurel]

is this jeff bezos

[wind charm]

you're a boxer dodger extreme gamer, what would be your most absolute peak clip without gravity manipulation

[deep shale]

im at the stage of half sword mastery where im discarding even candelabras in favor of the small knife because stabbing is cool

[marsh laurel]

its a game feature

the slow down thing

[wind charm]

are you sure

[marsh laurel]

i play unmodded

[edgy jacinth]

my superpower is i smoke crack

[gilded breach]

Checks out

[deep shale]

my super power is that i can stand up after being knocked over

[edgy jacinth]

hit a rock 1 tap commoner boss naked

herodotus recorded that in his histories

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-dancing-cat-chinese-dancing-cat-funny-cat-meme-cat-gif-18059553370350307210

[wind charm]

Willie firework
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxZN3RjGHQfm6V5IyFfEJYzLXA9rf2HhTh?si=qRrgB6a9vIK-fb8Y

[marsh laurel]

By my troth, ne’er hath a quip so trifling summoned forth such boisterous laughter from mine innermost being.

[vale totem]

you can actually break armor in this game
also heres the first boss's face with the broken helmet

[wind charm]

springtrap

[edgy jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-gif-4446960541527894948

[marsh laurel]

waht about shields

i hate shields

[deep shale]

i hate it when im doing something cool and then i suddenly fail catastrophically

[edgy jacinth]

too many gifs of cats dancing

cant pick just one

[marsh laurel]

im only goot at 1 on 1 no armor no shields

and no spears or friggin pitchforks

[wind charm]

take this and use it wisely

[deep shale]

rice krispies

snap crackle pop

[marsh laurel]

my game runs at 15 fps so my punches deal 0 damage

thats why i use slowmo on all my hits so i deal any damage

😭

[sleek valve]

the divine intervened

[edgy jacinth]

bro playin on a texas instruments 84

[sleek valve]

"You barely touch them, and they DIE" -some random viltrumite invading medieval earth

[marsh laurel]

dude is made out of feathers and stems

[edgy jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/vacation-gif-4313804854716799646

[sleek valve]

this dude just casually teached me how to properly swing overhead

[marsh laurel]

omg i suck

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k7L3cmKV6i3dLHBDC?invite=cr-MSwxZGssMjExMzkzMzkx

[sleek valve]

if a sharp waepon is stuck in your body, juts pull it out

also the sound of the pulling out scythe is SOOOO satisfying

whoever designed the sound effects deserve a raise

[fringe obsidian]

howwwww

[edgy jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-dance-gif-23174545

outskilled

[marsh laurel]

u cant

[sleek valve]

yeah probably works for HUGEEE scythes and for things that you can actually reach

not to mention yoiu have to be outside combat to drop your weapon

unless you wanna die

[marsh laurel]

i mean irl

since like a knifeu dont pull out

[sleek valve]

yeah

but ingame for some reason if you keep holding the weapon there it keeps damaging you

instead of the reverse

[marsh laurel]

man fighting wit ha sword is too easy

like u just wait for the enemy to swing and u hit him in teh belly

[sleek valve]

(thats assuming they dont immediately slightly touch you in the neck and make you unconcious immediately

[deep shale]

If I had pants, I would have lived. Wouldn't I?

[azure arch]

a

[proper palm]

That’s how it’s always been.

[azure arch]

yeah

[vale totem]

why was soldier renamed to "militia"?
now the jester song doesnt make any sense!

[dusky wave]

how many people finished the challenge mode on default settings?

installed yesterday, highest I got is commoner xd

[brisk escarp]

Why can’t I play half sword anymore

[thorny acorn]

anyone know how to fix the fatal crash thing that keeps happening?

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/all-according-to-plaaaa-gif-20242824

[jolly gorge]

is there a place where I can learn half sword techniques?

[muted dew]

As in half swording not half sword the game?

[jolly gorge]

half sword the game lol oops (am a silly one)

[jolly gorge]

give em the ol boot

[muted dew]

There aren’t really any hard set techniques. It’s far looser then that

[jolly gorge]

ok it would be nice if there were a site tho

[dusky wave]

how to defeat commoner boss with longsword

[marsh laurel]

how the fuck do i fight with armor

i just keep hitting them fuckers with my longsword and nothing happens

[jolly gorge]

half sword it

find the cracks between the armour

[marsh laurel]

it wont go into the hole

ah fuck it im gonna hit them with da mace

[jolly gorge]

half sword it then I think thrusting it at the same time does like a mini thrust srry if it doesn't work I'm still new myself

[marsh laurel]

i propably should use highest rank to train

[jolly gorge]

if you want

[twin ferry]

Love this game. And apparently chatting and not being antisocial is the only way to level up and post memes… if I must…

Y’all got a preferred weapon?

[marsh laurel]

yes

shoes

[vale totem]

for beggar
its definitely gloves

[marsh laurel]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k7HglR04nGgmHjGqQ?invite=cr-MSxDOTIsMjExMzkzMzkx

[subtle plinth]

Polearms in general

[twin ferry]

I like that two handed axe. Hold it sideways, swing for the neck. Instant decapitation.

I’ll switch to a polearm when I feel like ragequitting they are stupidly effective.

[marsh laurel]

i use axe a lot too

with the regular swing tho

[twin ferry]

Depends yeah

If I’m against another axe user it is pretty good at blocking.

[marsh laurel]

ye

i dmed u a cool picture

[twin ferry]

If we’re going fisticuffs, I try to knock them over, and then drag them to a corner and kick them against the wall.

[marsh laurel]

whenever im fighting a pitchfork person i just block the pitchforks and push them against the fence

[twin ferry]

Precisely, what are they gonna do about it

If you’re fighting a scythe boss, just chop up a leg.

[marsh laurel]

omg true

i always chop off the legs when fighting any boss in the abyss

[twin ferry]

They are too tall

That one-highschool-boy-every-girl-liked-lookin-ass

[jolly gorge]

real

[dusky wave]

ignore weapons,
weapons are overrated

grab and kick them to the gound and then kick their head until they dont move anymore

[marsh laurel]

i did that for a long long long time

got boring

tried doing roundhouse kicks on armoured people its too hard i keep getting stuck on their pointy sticks

check photography pretty cool axe hit there

[gilded breach]

Greatsword is love fuck the meta

[marsh laurel]

isnt greatsword the meta

[gilded breach]

Nah polearms

Halberds billhooks plancons anything on a stick rly

Cept spears

[idle crane]

There is no meta. Only fun

[gilded breach]

Also rapier for the lower tiers

[balmy wave]

Pretty sure

[marsh laurel]

i mean thats pussy weapons

[gilded breach]

Exactly

[wet stump]

anyone know where SaveGames are stored after the update? they arent in Appdata\Local\VersionTest54 anymore

[gilded breach]

Replace versiontes54 with halfswordue5 somethin like that

Its still in appdata/local tho

[wet stump]

Thanks! i had no idea what it would be called so i wouldnt be able to find it in my monster of an Appdata\Local folder.

cool theres also a gauntley progress.sav

[marsh laurel]

i hate

this game i wanted to kick and i did a flip and knocked myself out

[wet stump]

willie slipped on a banana peel

[marsh laurel]

or i did a kick i went to anylyze it whe ni unpaused i did 0 damage and fell over

[wet stump]

the voice acting in this game is really good, willie actually sounds like he's in pain.

[marsh laurel]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k7MqtYxEYUZgXrPbT?invite=cr-MSxxTHosMjExMzkzMzkx

[wet stump]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

you need to be level 2

[marsh laurel]

theres no embed failure

[wet stump]

oh is there just no embed

[marsh laurel]

i didnt mean to send a embed

[marsh laurel]

there is but i didnt want to send it

[wet stump]

embed accident

[cinder stone]

I miss headsplats :c

[marsh laurel]

they are still a thing

[wet stump]

there are two types of half sword battles:

1. A quick battle decided by precision an skill
2. benny hill theme starts playing

[cinder stone]

I've yet to see them in the current demo :c

[marsh laurel]

i got them a lot while doing roundhouse kicks

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k7fAli9w5GOv39AAV?invite=cr-MSx3SzUsMjExMzkzMzkx

i think theres one here??? im not sure

[brazen gale]

sometimes when i fight i think someone is down for the count and i focus on someone else

but then they pick themselves back up with one broken arm and are still a problem
sometimes i feel bad having to brain someone on the ground but sometimes you just have to do it.

[cinder stone]

naw that's just a nasty bruise and some blood

[marsh laurel]

let me look further

@cinder stone

what exactly is a headsplat

[cinder stone]

the result you can imagine if a watermelon gets hit by a sledgehammer

goes splat

headsplat. :3c

[marsh laurel]

theres no headsplat here right?

[wet stump]

playing on low npc damage ensures a nr. 2 experience:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1353146157022445578/1EABB31.MP4?ex=68058110&is=68042f90&hm=9366bb2a4d6b5f3827e4dec40902fd85c15f8af51084534c20bb97e7a70e4eca&

[cinder stone]

naw :c they were in the abyss demo, and I vaguely recall seeing a gore vid or photo that showed WIP headsplats for early access

the old abyss demo I mean

[marsh laurel]

i thought u meant that theres one in the video and i thought its the sound lol

[cinder stone]

but they weren't super realistic, the head just blew up

[marsh laurel]

they need to fix the decapitation thing

[wet stump]

probably why they arent there anymore, they would have to implement even more realistic gore to do it.

[marsh laurel]

because i want to grab teh head of the one i just killed but it feels like it weights as much as the person themselves

[cinder stone]

at the same time there was something super satisfying when you smacked a willie in the head with a bonker and his head went boom

[marsh laurel]

wouldnt it be a good idea to choose like styles of holding in the menu

where instead of holding the sword sideways u could hold it upside down on right click for example

like different grips u can setup for the right click

[haughty cedar]

anyone else got a naked guy when losing and winning at the same time

[cinder stone]

I'm sure I've seen a wip of it somewhere

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1283240267624747029/HalfSwordUE5_2024-09-10_21-28-58.mp4?ex=6805a1a1&is=68045021&hm=a757ee4649fe1aee722a29285d09285f5454f869f29e38df9e0002e47d21330e& also, the old headsplats

[wet stump]

definitely looks like something they would be working on

[cinder stone]

yusyus

[marsh laurel]

this is so cool

but unrealistic

if u hit someone real hard in the head with a mace his head wont explode its propably gonna break in half

[cinder stone]

even the other willie stopped in his tracks as if that shocked him lol

[wet stump]

yeah, caving in the skull would be cool though, blunt damage has a lot of potential

[marsh laurel]

yeah i dont really like swords and axes

but blunt kidna sucks rn

[cinder stone]

it's also that it's not how heads are supposed to go splat from a blunt weapon

less explosive, more caving in

[marsh laurel]

yeah

like if u punched a clay skull

it just goes in and stuff

if they added that it would be sick

[wet stump]

axes are the only ones i dont like because
Swords - Precision
Polearms - Reach
Blunt - Crushing damage

Axes - idk they are really op rn because of broken dismemberment

[cinder stone]

what do you mean, broken dismemberment? o:

[marsh laurel]

i use axe all the time i just hit them in the stomach or legs

[wet stump]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1363122158632701972 made a suggestion about it

[wet stump]

they just arent fun to me

each of the others have their weaknesses and strengths, and greatly reward you for using them

[marsh laurel]

idk i hate that they added slowmo i cant stop using it

its like a addiction that i have acces to all the time

[wet stump]

its fun for precision but personally i only use it to combat bullshit bosses

else i just forget about it

[marsh laurel]

i use it for the spin kicks

[wet stump]

it last for such a short time anyway, and being precise and fast gives me that dopamine

[wet stump]

the what now

[marsh laurel]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k7HglR04nGgmHjGqQ?invite=cr-MSx1Y1MsMjExMzkzMzkx

[wet stump]

that's a viable strategy???

[marsh laurel]

here i just knocked out his weapon but if u do it right its a 1 shot kill

[wet stump]

my sensitivity isnt high enough for that lol

[marsh laurel]

sec

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k7fAli9w5GOv39AAV?invite=cr-MSxlYkssMjExMzkzMzkx

and i just realised i got embed perms

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/766831166606147626/1036855901929353246/image0-339.gif

[lunar oxide]

Some more progress on my footwork. Fun fight, but I still need to work on my spacing. There's a few times where I could've ended the fight if I were spaced properly, but on the other hand more footwork practice.

[marsh laurel]

me neither i got like 800dpi with max sensitivity ingame

[wet stump]

it would be cool if the devs added more wrist control

[marsh laurel]

damn dude ur fancy

let me get ingame and show u how i swordfight 😭

[wet stump]

you sending your mouse on a cross-continent flight to roundhouse kick

[marsh laurel]

prett much

[calm fiber]

anyone else think the last fight is too hard?

[wet stump]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1352747283120263179/755DAF1.MP4?ex=680607d5&is=6804b655&hm=e8a71377bd5acbb6f5bb954d34b439e55cce2248b5f1088aeaf748e13d8129da&

pure skill

[lunar oxide]

Hours of practice for nothing. Teach me oh wise one.

[marsh laurel]

when i try to use swords its just too easy sometimes

idk why

its not like i use the thrust technique either

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k7MVue6TcMlgr-VVn?invite=cr-MSwzcHUsMjExMzkzMzkx

[wet stump]

• sit on chair
• boot up gaem
• grab mouse
• have a seizure

[wet stump]

tip: force yourself to use technique

[mortal pagoda]

It's going well chap, get a wee thrust in there when they go wide 😄

[wet stump]

its really fun

[marsh laurel]

i dont know technique 💔

[mortal pagoda]

Look up Dimicator on YouTube, do that with a sword and buckler

[marsh laurel]

i cant use shields

they distract me and ruin everything

[lusty oracle]

Im the number one hater of the stick with nails

[marsh laurel]

fuck that gmae

why did they remove fear and common sense from the bots

i stick out my sword to keep them away and they rush at me

[wet stump]

my knowledge:
push away enemy weapon, then two options:
quick cut - slap enemy with sowrd then pull back
big cut - move mouse long to pull through the entire cut

[marsh laurel]

the bots used to keep distance when i put my sword out front

[mortal pagoda]

Success is survival

[marsh laurel]

why did they stop

[muted dew]

I would be fine if that still happened occasionally when pointing at the face. Its really hard to gauge how far away the tip is when pointed directly towards your eyes

[wet stump]

big cut more risky but if succesful, is almost guaranteed to kill, while quick cut is safer but a bit less likely to succeed

[summer cloud]

Sword players don't face against unarmored Willies while flailing uncontrollably (IMPOSSIBLE DIFFICULTY)

[lusty oracle]

Willies running dome first into my spear when i spawn in Carnage will never be not funny

[lunar oxide]

I at least find they still do. Almost to their detriment honestly.

[marsh laurel]

dude my pc gets louder from this game than from rdr2

and by how much

[mortal pagoda]

Tbf I find depth perception in game really difficult

[marsh laurel]

when booting up

[muted dew]

This game is Far more physics heavy. And early in development so optimisation isnt the top priority rn

[wet stump]

idk ive made a willie cry in pain and terror after cutting off his hand, slaughtering his friends and severly lacerating most of his body

[muted dew]

Im not just talking about video games. Its hard to see the distance to the point when you got 2 eyes.
when the opponent is in Pflug

[marsh laurel]

i figured out why i kept losing

[wet stump]

voice acting so good i actually felt bad for him

[summer cloud]

Lock on strength not max

[mortal pagoda]

Ayye if it's angled properly - either way you don't just walk into it but, psychologically it makes you keep a half step back lol

[muted dew]

Acting? I though they were just Half sword haters

[mortal pagoda]

The voice actor is in the discord, he's a cool guy actually lol

[lusty oracle]

Thats it, im williying out

[muted dew]

when angled properly its really hard to know if its 50cm or 15 away

[wind charm]

combo of the gods

[marsh laurel]

should it be?

[summer cloud]

Yeah unless you want to swing at the air

[marsh laurel]

alr

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/coolcrocs-cool-crocs-rich-rich-folks-rich-people-gif-8737023457473661073

[marsh laurel]

wrong gif

[mortal pagoda]

@muted dew check that, got some spear plays to work last night (although I was 8 pints in lol)

[muted dew]

I actually find that the blunt butt"spikes" are better since the short lengt allows then to connect properly at wrestling distance

[marsh laurel]

all u gott ado with spear is hold alt move mouse forward and run forwards

[muted dew]

My point doesnt really apply to 3rd person since im talking about real life sparring

[marsh laurel]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k7N8OO12Ut3giezb2?invite=cr-MSxUc0QsMjExMzkzMzkx

ts is my playstyle

[muted dew]

Should probably clarify that i was talking about t8

[mortal pagoda]

Oh I know, just wanted to show you that since we were talking about technique translation into half sword the other day 😉

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-21852548

[marsh laurel]

and why did the dude jump on me

my pc is gettting hot

im gonna go now bye

[muted dew]

I want you to have this gif i made

[muted dew]

I prefer axe head since I really like wrestling them to the ground

[wind charm]

blund gamdage

:D

[muted dew]

Violence

[limber nymph]

Gentlemen, TIL you can be down tiers during gauntlet

[summer cloud]

Dude Willie has no self-preservation skills

[limber nymph]

And so, I broke every single bone in the boss' body

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/violin-violinist-enjoyingmusic-smooth-rhythm-feel-good-gif-12085676

Violin

[limber nymph]

Ah, the very next fight and I show poor enemy Willie Salets are purely cosmetic

And the literal next frame

[summer cloud]

Another day another fork supremacy

[limber nymph]

holy shit

you actually weaponized the fork jank

[summer cloud]

The fork jank is a double edged half-sword

[wind charm]

I just did the most PANT SHITTING feint

[summer cloud]

Although the new update yanks it up to 11

[limber nymph]

fr

btw, is it just me, or is lumber axe too front heavy?

Like, before it was just a better light axe

But now it's approaching the "unusable" curve

[summer cloud]

Looks like Willie wanted to parry and riposte as well

[muted dew]

Well you got him the the throat and a chainmail coif is mostly for slashing

[wind charm]

i just know he puckered

[limber nymph]

It was a slash

I use the billhook as a bonking stick

[summer cloud]

The fork jank has defeated me many a times

[muted dew]

Damm. Still wasn’t on the head

[limber nymph]

true

that's why this tier's boss is gonna make up for it

[wind charm]

true

[limber nymph]

alr, just in case, I'm moving an armor tier up for man at arms

[limber nymph]

ahh, like a stinging wasp

[summer cloud]

I want to see someone successfully defeat Willie by kicking something at them

[wind charm]

:(

[summer cloud]

Holy that was close

[mortal pagoda]

First time I've seen willie give up from a disarm:

[summer cloud]

Weak ahh mindset Willie

Show no quarter

He came back for more beatings

[limber nymph]

Alr, run's over

I got clipped by spear jank

[bright siren]

hello guys

[summer cloud]

[bright siren]

how does the thrust work

[summer cloud]

It doesn't :p

[bright siren]

really sad

[summer cloud]

Yeah it just feels clunky to use for me, and lacks power

[bright siren]

thx anyway for your answer

[limber nymph]

It depends on the weapon

Generally, you hold Alt throughout the entire attack

[summer cloud]

But if you are facing unarmored opponents, you have to have good aim before you start the thrust

[limber nymph]

Forward is when you're ready to stab, but before I suggest aiming by hovering with the mouse (which moves the arm)

Now, as for the weapon

[summer cloud]

I recommend 'loading' the thrust instead of manually doing it

[limber nymph]

In swords, so long as they're not too long, the stab's fine
The majority of spears can stab properly too

Billhook is very tricky because it wobbles

[summer cloud]

If you hold ALT and move your mouse forwards, the next time you press ALT you will go back to the previous forwards state, no need to push your mouse forwards again

[limber nymph]

oohh

That's really good advice

Like a pocket counter

[summer cloud]

Yeah, then it becomes similar to the double-click thrust

[maiden reef]

How you aim like that??

[mortal pagoda]

Spears feel about 3 times heavier than they should

[summer cloud]

Except your character doesn't do the awkward lean forwards

[limber nymph]

Depends on the spear

[summer cloud]

Practice 😛

[maiden reef]

Hmmmm

[limber nymph]

For example, and this was empirically studied, there are 2 short spears

The first one is accompanied with a shieldt, and that one's pretty dog

[summer cloud]

Try to do practice being more deliberate with your swings, lower your sens and incrementally increase it, etc

[limber nymph]

The second is a standalone, and if you're using both hands, your aiming should be fine

[summer cloud]

Balance accuracy with power

[mortal pagoda]

2h spear - I've used a -LOT- of them IRL 🙂

[lusty oracle]

I love my totally aimed neck swings (i was aiming for willies leg)

[thorny acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-smoking-cigarette-cigarettes-walter-white-gif-12517203234387063335

aw man

[limber nymph]

Ahhh, I understand now

[thorny acorn]

how does one send gifs?

[lusty oracle]

Embed failure

[summer cloud]

NO-IMAGE-PERMS.jpg

[limber nymph]

You need second level

[lusty oracle]

[summer cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/imageperms-gif-2037061634831860252

[gilded breach]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[thorny acorn]

thats so stupid

[limber nymph]

yeaaah, I complained about it before

before you needed 3rd level

[gilded breach]

its to prevent raiding

[limber nymph]

So, all in all, we're in a better state than before

[thorny acorn]

how else will i send my walter white smoking cig gif

[summer cloud]

You complain until you reach lvl 2 and then you kick the ladder from underneath you and start laughing at lvl 1's

[thorny acorn]

how does one aquire levels?

[gilded breach]

ur doing it right now

[summer cloud]

One doth not simply acquire levels

[limber nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-floating-gif-22884358

Ya, just speak n stuff

And you'll get here

[thorny acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-down-big-chungus-falling-baby-tiktok-gif-20678178

[maiden reef]

What you get after reaching level 3?

[lusty oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

[limber nymph]

btw, I'm legit crashing out because they re-added slow mode to this chat.

[thorny acorn]

yeah thats kinda stupid

[lusty oracle]

Willie cream

[summer cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/vaas-definitionofinsanity-farcry3-insanity-gif-4899376

[gilded breach]

it was 30 seconds like a few days ago

[maiden reef]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-perms-discord-gif-discord-permissions-no-perms-gif-19575106

[limber nymph]

I like to double message

[limber nymph]

yooo?

[lusty oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[maiden reef]

So what’s level 3 for?

[limber nymph]

vc

[summer cloud]

clout.

[lusty oracle]

The willie zone

[maiden reef]

Alr

[lusty oracle]

Where you do willie gaming

With other bald willies

[maiden reef]

I have finally obtained image perms

[thorny acorn]

guys wanna see my cool character i just made

his name is john

👕
🩳 🍆
🩰

[summer cloud]

Man how do I split desktop audio in shadowplay

[limber nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/wouldnt-you-like-to-know-weather-boy-gif-15559185

[smoky quail]

why tf does Willy just keep tripping over nothing, then refuses to get back up? Bro literally isn't even trying to get back up

[limber nymph]

Are you looking around too fast?

[summer cloud]

Hate shields

[smoky quail]

literally just walking forward

[pulsar elbow]

why is the big candlestick so good?

[limber nymph]

huh

[summer cloud]

Because it's two handed

[limber nymph]

SO TRUE

So, it comes down to this

It's two-handed, but also front heavy

And can attack from either end

[pulsar elbow]

and big so it blocks stuff

[limber nymph]

The large head can easily deflect stuff

[summer cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-ayo-wtf-bruh-moment-gif-21632234

Willie skipping too many leg days

Voulge was so hard and heavy to use

Bro went flying

[gentle ledge]

Real. It's why I prefer the fine point voulge in this version right now.

[summer cloud]

Yep. The game has never felt smoother than right now

[halcyon flare]

it sucks that the NPCs are so much better at using stuff though,

[summer cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-smg4skill-issue-skill-issue-smg4mario-smg4skill-gif-26104493

[fringe cypress]

does anyone else watch duel videos?

[gentle ledge]

I wonder if the increased weapon weights contribute to Willie tripping like it's Super Smash Bros brawl. 🤔

[limber nymph]

real life or HS

[summer cloud]

No I only watch this

[fringe cypress]

real

[limber nymph]

ah (ya)

[fringe cypress]

they r so cool

[halcyon flare]

dude...
youre telling me that the polarms and spears are not pool noodles when you're using them? theyre still useable but it looks different from when the NPCs hold em

[limber nymph]

It's a matter of getting used to them imo

For example, the hoe reeks

[gentle ledge]

The NPCs are an absolute menace with spears

[limber nymph]

But if you learn its tempo, it can be pretty good

[vale mural]

Uhm... am I the only one who gets fully armored knights as enemies no matter the chosen rank?

[halcyon flare]

I'm not bad with using them, I'm just saying that the NPCs look like they hold them with absolutely no weight

[gilded breach]

are u on refering to gauntlet?

[vale mural]

Nope, I went pugilism and got a knight

Went peasant, a fully armored knight

[limber nymph]

lol

[summer cloud]

You might be in need of fork supremacy

[fringe cypress]

what abt beggar

[gilded breach]

lol indeed

[gilded breach]

was he armed tho?

[halcyon flare]

gotta admit that is some pretty insane tech. the fork is prolly the lightest one though. can you do that with the polearm?

[vale mural]

Yes

[halcyon flare]

i think being trapped in this great challenge has fucked w me tbh

[limber nymph]

It gets easier the longer they are

[gilded breach]

thatss fucked as hell lol

[vale mural]

My bro has a two hander and I have pitchfork

[halcyon flare]

If you hold it like you're gonna swing it down, it doesnt just flail around uselessly for you?

[gilded breach]

im feelin blessed with the lack of game breaking bugs on my end

[limber nymph]

can you join vc?

[halcyon flare]

sure

[maiden reef]

Helicopter

[summer cloud]

Obviously it's heavier, but yeah you can do some nice maneouvers

[vale mural]

Alright, 3 resets and it fixed itself

[lusty oracle]

What if half sword but tou have full sword : 😲

[idle crane]

If you want to see insane polearm shenanigans just search m00 in the discord. He is insane with polearms

[trim root]

What engine does the game use ?

[halcyon flare]

ue5 (unreal engine 5)

[prime elbow]

the big ass fucking splash screen:

[trim root]

I forgor

[summer cloud]

Don't search m00, you're gonna see peak and everything else becomes boring afterwards

[sweet hamlet]

I do wonder what UE5 means in the Intro screen, the window's title bar

[idle crane]

search m00 so you can strive to also be that peak

[pallid cairn]

willie wants it

[summer cloud]

Nah I've given up the road to peak. I've swapped to fork

[idle crane]

Also this is peak too :)

[idle crane]

Fork is awesome

[trim root]

Unity engine ,5

[gilded breach]

https://tenor.com/view/cow-wrestling-gif-7932659

peak m00 gameplay

[summer cloud]

I need to learn to replicate this consistently

[rich tulip]

damn

still cant send videos here 😔

where can i send videos of a bug?

[summer cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/noperms-gif-27260516

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525

[rich tulip]

cba to do that i put it in game footage because it looks nice and i dont mind the bug 😔

[summer cloud]

I thought I lost

I think I summoned a demon to fight for me

Either that or those are some impressive death throes

Me vs. the boys

[idle crane]

That is a terrifying line up and also their younger brother who they were forced to bring with them

[summer cloud]

He came to watch

[trim root]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-freaky-cat-level-infinity-gif-15287917168381984815

[summer cloud]

He's their squire

[trim root]

Damn

[trim root]

No perms

[summer cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/vaas-definitionofinsanity-farcry3-insanity-gif-4899376

You have tried 3 times now to embed

When you are lvl 2 you get perms

I love this move, doesn't seem to work all that much anymore

[sweet hamlet]

The player's actual body feels like a massive blind spot

I can't gauge anything properly if the body's blocking my camera view of it

[summer cloud]

Yeah, kinda true. It's difficult to do any parrying vs short swords for that reason

But short swords are difficult to parry regardless

[sweet hamlet]

weapon movement still doesn't really make sense to me

[serene shard]

what is your fav weapon to fight aganist beggar boss?

[sweet hamlet]

long candlestick by far, but sometimes knife is a funny instant kill

I've gotten moderate success with the stool

[serene shard]

candlestick is best for me

it has everything you need; it's good for blocking, is long and has pointy end

[summer cloud]

I don't know what happened to me here. I have -200 aura as I fail everything

[sweet hamlet]

I'm sorry but you're not him

[idle crane]

2 handed is candlestick and 1 handed is the knife

[summer cloud]

Willie just standing there as I figure my shit out 💀 l

What was that guy on

[small dove]

who

[summer cloud]

you

[regal iron]

The best fighting technique:

No I don't mean shoving your own head inside the fence I mean shoving your enemh's head inside the fence

[summer cloud]

I'm sometimes surprised by how fast polearms can be now

[wind perch]

if you die in the ultimate challenge does it not send you to the abyss?

[regal iron]

No

[wind perch]

alr cuz I was playing so defensively till I found out

[summer cloud]

Weak. Fork is better than that thing

[wind perch]

i wanna see you touch the baron with that thing pls

[regal iron]

Who needs polearms?

[wind perch]

and the longsword guy

[wind perch]

how did you take his helmet off??????

[regal iron]

Kick his head

[wind perch]

no way

[regal iron]

Just keep kicking and shit

[wind perch]

alr imma hop on rn and test ts

[summer cloud]

Kicking downed Willies is OP

[tired tapir]

Wimping them out is also op

They're all big babies

[molten galleon]

The disarmed had me snickering 😭😭😭😭

Truly atrocious

[summer cloud]

It was on purpose

[small dove]

stabbed the side of his booty

[molten galleon]

Whatever you say king

[molten galleon]

Gyatt

[regal iron]

The knife is underrated

[summer cloud]

Anyone else found some weird wrestling techniques?

[small dove]

i wonder what happened here...

[summer cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/bop-bop-bop-shoebody-bop-squad-summon-dark-magic-gif-13983602502478731881

[glad turret]

i just experienced the most humbling moment in halfsword

was at knight tier and messing around in brave stand mode, killed all the dangerous guys and was playing around w the commoner, until that bitch decides to parry my longsword and stab right through my eyeslit

insta die and crash in abyss, whole run gone. Never getting cocky ever again

[regal iron]

"Never getting cocky" mfs when they kill one person:

[lament wraith]

are there any plans for more shoes? the 3 colors of poulaines are getting a bit stale

[glad turret]

mind you he had this dinky little short sword and a buckler

[lament wraith]

absolutely never underestimate a sword and buckler fencer, those guys will fuck you up

[regal iron]

Who tf pays attention to the shoes

[ebon pond]

yo

[lament wraith]

me

[regal iron]

They are harder to deal with than longswords in my experience

[lament wraith]

agreed, shields in general are hard to fight but theres something about sword and buckler thats just really difficult

[glad turret]

i was so cocky too, had killed the bill hook guy so i was safe from his bullshit, killed both the veteran and soldier so got the strongest out of the way and this little 160 cm fencer gets me right through the eye

had a front row seat to it too since i was in first person

[regal iron]

They are less dangerous and more of a pain in the ass

[lament wraith]

eyeslit shots always feel heavenly

[glad turret]

i bet the ai is ecstatic

[vale totem]

I know this may sound stupid but can they add the Rapier?

[fringe jay]

this buggy shitfest of a game crashes on the longest run in the ultimate challenge ive had and why the fuck do you lose limbs if a sword just touches you with no force behind it

[summer cloud]

Just remove the shield from the equation

[glad turret]

killed all the bosses in like 1 shot and then comes along syrio fucking forell and bitches me like im some lannister grunt

[vale totem]

what does the ultimate challenge even do?
and how do you get to do the challenge?

[lament wraith]

praise be to the good old poleaxe

[regal iron]

I prefer shit like this

[glad turret]

dont think its time appropriate or sm

[fringe jay]

you have to beat every boss

[fringe jay]

then you have a long challenge with no breaks

[summer cloud]

Rapier is too thrust-centric. Hate thrusting

[fringe jay]

and you have no armor and have to pickup weapons and armor

[lament wraith]

those fancy ringed and cup hilt rapiers came a bit after half sword is set i believe

[glad turret]

so like just the old abyss?

[regal iron]

Its easy.. if you get lucky with the loot

[fringe jay]

yes but way harder enemies

[vale totem]

how long does the "ultimate challenge" take and what are the consequences of losing?

[fringe jay]

yeah thats the problem

[regal iron]

Nothing really

[fringe jay]

its about luck

[glad turret]

id say the og demo abyss was harder than this new one

[regal iron]

Well, your sanity.

[lament wraith]

also ironically enough the baron is such an easy fight

[vale totem]

so you dont lose your rank progress if you die?

[glad turret]

i thought ultimate challenge was sm actually yknow

[fringe jay]

no rank loss

[glad turret]

new

[regal iron]

No, you used to but the devs nerfed it

[regal iron]

Father and son type shit

[spring zenith]

idk what to take 😔

[glad turret]

axe is lovely

sycthe aint what it used to be

and that mace spear abomination should burn

[spring zenith]

ye, i think i will have to choose either that spike or axe, cuz those bots gonna have armor soon

[glad turret]

its so sad how hard the sychte got nerfed

[lament wraith]

does this soundtruck existing just explicitly state the year the game takes place?

[glad turret]

think so

[regal iron]

Go with the plancon, its goated

[lament wraith]

awesome

[glad turret]

its around the end of the 100 years war if i remember correctly

[regal iron]

A mod said its smth like 1450-1470

[lament wraith]

the references channel does state 1450 - 1470

[regal iron]

This.

[glad turret]

did they remove the enemy ability to fake surrender?

remember they used to do that in the old demo and when you left them they got up and picked their weapon back up

[regal iron]

Nah I saw one did in ult challenge, I let my guwrd down then he chopped my head off

[spring zenith]

ye i took it, this one has spikes around it.

[glad turret]

hahaha

[loud river]

Not a mod, but yeah 1450-1475

[regal iron]

Another mod, i couldnt find the message

[spring zenith]

one hit, and the giant is down wow

[glad turret]

so the woord "g00n" is blocked?

[regal iron]

Plancon Supremacy

[lament wraith]

plancon moment

20 years of chivalric training vs one spiky boy

[small dove]

sterp

[loud river]

All brainrot is banned

#🧠rot

[regal iron]

I AM A SlGMA

[lament wraith]

literally 1984

[loud river]

How the hell did you dodge the filter 💀

[summer cloud]

SlGMA

[regal iron]

I feel SO SlGMA

[novel kayak]

Yo is there any way to reset the gauntlet progress? I'm at the ultimate challenge and dying doesnt reset anything

[loud river]

Ah there it is

[balmy root]

this game is fun, just a bit junky

[summer cloud]

My name is Göönter

[regal iron]

"Just a bit"

[summer cloud]

Holy bro your game is deep fried

[balmy root]

Tbh it is running in Unreal engine...

[glad turret]

minimum required graphics to run "small buhurt" at 30 fps

[regal iron]

I have yet to see a pc run small buhurt decently

[lament wraith]

small buhurt is enough to fry the strongest of PC’s

[balmy root]

Try using window not full screen

[summer cloud]

What is bro doing

[regal iron]

I'm not risking my pc bro

[small dove]

bossy bossy boiyooiyoiyoyoyyoiyoyioyiyoyiyoyiooioiyiyyiiyoiyoiyoiyoi

[spring zenith]

gg

this is my new highscore tho

[balmy root]

Bruh i just split open a guys head....

[keen jewel]

ı have a lots of fatal crashes what should ı do

[balmy root]

in game btw

[small dove]

i think i missed. im not positive

[lavish sapphire]

more ram or vram maybe idk

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-nickelodeon-sigh-phew-gif-3406032206381683784

[lavish sapphire]

check ur task manager app and close the stuff thats using alot of performance

[keen jewel]

ok thanks

[balmy root]

will they add pvp tho?

[lavish sapphire]

also the blood can lag the game alot so its best to keep it around ⅕ of the bar

[keen jewel]

ı will try that

[summer cloud]

New fork tech just dropped

[loud river]

More “realistic” too technically

[summer cloud]

Did I even hit this guy, why'd he drop?

[tropic shoal]

how can i save my progress in the ultimate challenge?

so that when i die not all is lost, i dont know how to do that

[summer cloud]

cheats

[gilded breach]

This helps with buhurt?

[tropic shoal]

what ?, in the update chanel it says something with file

[wheat rock]

"you need a save file BEFORE you reached Ultimate Challenge. If you use an old save file with Ultimate Challenge already unlocked it will not work properly."

[tropic shoal]

🤷

[balmy root]

Ngl Game is a stress reliever

[swift kite]

does slicing limbs help you vent mister grettyfu

[balmy root]

Yes Reminds me back in the day, in the jungle when they didnt pay the

[swift kite]

interesting

[wheat rock]

titanfall brings back the memories of Belize to me

[glad sparrow]

idk it looks like you kicked him right before he dropped

[summer cloud]

Right, but he was already staggered

[glad sparrow]

he ran into you as your weapon pulled his axe down, that's what caused the initial lost of balance

or... that's what I'm guessing happened, irl it'd make sense

[dreamy finch]

Guys if ive finished all the ranks and now i wanna play some of the lower ranks without only competing against the higer ranks how do i do that? like you could choose in the playtest

[true zealot]

you shoulder bashed him

[idle crane]

Press freeplay in the bottom right

[thorny acorn]

its impossible to beat thelast

[true zealot]

just depends on strategy

[thorny acorn]

no i keep getting a fatal crash

[true zealot]

turn gore down

[thorny acorn]

i have

and my game runs fine

[true zealot]

if npc damage is on max turn it down a little bit

[thorny acorn]

keeps crashing

[spice holly]

turning down the graphics worked for me

[thorny acorn]

didnt for me

i turned it all the way down to potato and it crashed

its some kinda glitch the game has

[spice holly]

yeah may be

[true zealot]

yall think he's had enough

[gilded breach]

Lemme blood eagle willie

[true zealot]

slamming him into the fence

[queen glacier]

half-swording in half sword is so strong

[covert cypress]

Does anyone else get stuck not moving on round start sometimes?

[gilded breach]

Yes

For like a second

[regal iron]

Half-sword thrust

[queen glacier]

i one time split the second boss in half using axe half sword

[glad sparrow]

I like halfsword thrust transitioning into normal thrust once it's actually inside their bodies, so much damage

[queen glacier]

not even one time actually

like 4 times?

[dull atlas]

has anybody noticed how lacking it is in ambience? just standing still all you hear is your opponent begging for mercy and thats it

[regal iron]

What the fuck did you expect

[dull atlas]

wind

[queen glacier]

there is always music playing in the background

[dull atlas]

true

[queen glacier]

i fell on the ground and my body got split into 3 pieces????

[spare drift]

exactly where the birds at

[woeful crescent]

is there a way to reset your rank in gauntlet mode? I want to start from the bottom

[lethal dagger]

why is my game so grainy?

[queen glacier]

kill your character in the menu

[near panther]

why is the baron fight so ass

i have to kill a fully armored knight with a fucking kitchen knife

[sly frigate]

I mean it is the final boss 🤷

[near panther]

yea but i cant even get to the boss cuz i keep dying to the first bot when i spawn in

[woeful crescent]

Did not work

I am stuck at max rank

[queen glacier]

i havent reached max rank yet

[near panther]

like i get a mace and i have to kill 2 fully armored knights with the longest weapon in the game and i cant even get close to them

[minor veldt]

You might just be bad then because until you get to cuirass wearing enemies it's pretty easy

[near panther]

thats where i get every single run

[queen glacier]

get that one mace and spear weapon

it absolutely smacks everyone

[woeful crescent]

now gauntlet mode is just stuck as free mode but I always fight people better equipped than me

[near panther]

but i die cuz i have a kitchen knife and a cotton hat

[near panther]

yea im trying but i cant get good weapons

or armor

[minor veldt]

Just turn the damage to NPCs up if it's too difficult

[queen glacier]

that is a 3rd tier weapon

you can get it easily

4th tier

[near panther]

well obviously not cuz when i fight those bots i have a mace with 0 armor and i cant even get close to them cuz they keep kicking me

[queen glacier]

kick them back

[near panther]

i tried

[queen glacier]

kick them harder

[near panther]

how

[queen glacier]

look up

[near panther]

alr il try that

[gilded breach]

no u dont

fuck u on about

[halcyon flare]

yeah the baron fight isnt that fun. i'm trying to beat it because of sunk cost fallacy now. put too much time in and now i have to win

but fuck it's so unfair

[near panther]

read the rest of the conversation maybe

[gilded breach]

ur right mb

way to baron is harder than baron himself

ult challenge is absolute rng town

[near panther]

yea ik

thats why im complaining ive been trying to get to baron for the past 4 hours

[gilded breach]

well look my opinion is
game cheats u with bullshit ur allowed to cheat back

[glad sparrow]

god I love falling to the ground because willie decided to grab his own shoelaces because the arm I wanted to grab the sword on the ground with was for some reason stuck behind my thighs

[gilded breach]

either play with dmg sliders or give ur self a decent starting loadout

[glad sparrow]

I mean it gives you armor

[gilded breach]

rng dependent

[glad sparrow]

at least something is bound to drop, no?

[halcyon flare]

nope