halfsword-chat-⚔

[chilly moth]

That quick stab was pretty good at popping helmets

[patent blade]

low settings on graphics and tickle mode on gore

[tranquil ledge]

I'm just going to bed, its 1 am and I've literally gotten too desperate

[dark hazel]

Sleep

[patent blade]

im gonna do that next time, my game cant handle 4 knights in full armor clanking around with all the loot on the ground

[tranquil ledge]

I will and im going to enjoy it

[rain acorn]

really it’s just because the game is so unoptimized

i have a fairly good setup and it still crashes every now and then

it’ll get better with time

[tranquil ledge]

bro can I reply faster geez 30 SECONDS, whos the dumbass that texts like XQC

[rain acorn]

yeah this slowmode is… frustrating, to say the least

[real gulch]

very

[tranquil ledge]

like bro Helldivers 2 slowmode is 1 minute

[ancient vapor]

How can I get a role to be able to post photos?

[chilly moth]

https://youtu.be/NZzWWWtIfJM?feature=shared

Also, no.

I'm pretty it involved half swording, and then letting go of half swording, pressing alt and moving the mouse up all in a single motion.

Been a while though and I'm pretty sure it was only really good with the voulge.

[rain acorn]

just chat a ton

it’s a level thing i think

[viral monolith]

fuck the abyss man

[tranquil ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-cat-shaking-cat-alien-cat-gif-17719290639671130907

[patent blade]

@fresh whale please do the same for the baron, theyre similarly armored i think

[chilly moth]

Personally I found it easier to use than just stabbing normally and it had insane bonk damage

[rain acorn]

yeah level 3

[patent blade]

lvl3 iirc

[tranquil ledge]

Barron is literally the brothers and arm but golden and has a little strand of hair ontop

[dark hazel]

In* not and

[tranquil ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/xowillow-ok-gif-25585293

[chilly moth]

I try to be reactive

Then I try to find easy attacks to spam

And then I need to figure out how to be reactive again lol

[patent blade]

i can see this being good with a poleaxe too at close ranges, and the spear as well

[tranquil ledge]

anyways gn, gotta sleep cuz I'm getting my wart removed tomorrow, crazy right

[chilly moth]

It felt a bit more awkward when I tried to do it again but I haven't played all that much to begin with

Iirc, the whole thing originated when I was trying to copy m00.

How to got to that, I dunno since it's way less dynamic.

I think I just found an extremely easy to spam move while try to do the polearm switching thing or something and just stuck with it.

Also, by that point there didn't seem to be much updates or anything coming out so I just started fucking around with trainer mod

[patent blade]

I feel like if i win and the victory voiceline says Thy bravery is proven, no need for more proof, and the guy is still alive im gonna try to pull him to his feet lol

also i love it when it says i seek no quarrel with thee, nor thy kin, after taking his fkin head off lmao

[chilly moth]

[edgy jacinth]

im addicted to kicking people in the face

[vague mulch]

ROUNDHOUSE

[polar hemlock]

that was so fucking clean

[ancient vapor]

How

[polar hemlock]

speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen whhiile kick and pray to whatever god you believe in

[ancient vapor]

also how did you get him to despawn

[polar hemlock]

thats cos its the final challenge, thee corpses mush into the floor

[clever sage]

BRUHHH my game crashed in the final floor

[ancient vapor]

This game is insanely good Ibe been up till 4 45 am beating this man to death

[polar hemlock]

i plaay with wayyyy to low of a sensitivity to do this

[ancient vapor]

I hope they add blood on armor as well as bones visibility, spine injury and individual bone breaks

[edgy jacinth]

yeah i maxed it out lol and i have a big mousepad

[ancient vapor]

This will convince my friends

[polar hemlock]

i prefer low sens for thhe control but ive done my messinng around with high sens lmao

[ancient vapor]

I love seeing bones get broken... Face will do

[edgy jacinth]

i usually play super low sens in every game i play but i like it high in this one. still feels usable

[jolly gorge]

id be saying the same if my pc could run more than the fistfights

[ancient vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1359450417741828207/PXL_20250409_083151531.jpg?ex=67f7865c&is=67f634dc&hm=9c02eaecb190224c4ed26c44709ef090300522625950d295814a90e999d7b2fd& I am a sociopath

[polar hemlock]

yea i agree i just cant give up my fine control with super low sens. it helps me get clean parries and such (im not really a fistplay enjoyer)

[ancient vapor]

I love grabbing Willie and then pounding his face in with my fist

[edgy jacinth]

i like to think im pretty okay at parrying with the high sens. my obsession today has been trying to slip duck and dodge attacks with the faster dodge faction lol

[polar hemlock]

almost ended myself with this one

[edgy jacinth]

lmao, i was throwing weapons in the air earlier in a spoilage trying to catch them and i hit myself in the head with a pair of tongs

[polar hemlock]

hahahhahaha

[vague mulch]

bro in the back fearing for his life

[polar hemlock]

voulge spin attacks are so fun

[edgy jacinth]

i still haven't tried that spinny stuff yet i'll have to mess with it haha. it's hard in first person lmao

[raven solar]

i just cant get past the commoner boss

[polar hemlock]

yea i dont like doing it in first person cos you need to be able to see your hand positionn for the smooth switchh over

[grand swift]

what does free mode do?

[timber vigil]

Look what i just stumbled uppn

[grand swift]

can u pls tell me

[timber vigil]

Mb cool down

[thorny perch]

i saw that twooo!!!

[timber vigil]

We did it boys, we got articles now!

[grand swift]

what does free mode do tell mee

do u keep stuff when u die or?

tell me please

[fiery viper]

you cannot lose youre stuffs just fighting

[grand swift]

thank you

[faint sigil]

I have been losing my mind with the ultimate challenge simply from the fact that weapons on the ground or the ones held by AI laying on the ground can still somehow impale onto me with their blade by just light touch :(

[hardy hemlock]

True to your name

[polar hemlock]

when are we getting those sexy sub surfacce scattering eyes they teased to us in WIP, i want to see the light fade from willies eyes as i sink my sword into his throat

[polar hemlock]

big tip, turn your player damage all the way to min and turn npc damage to max

[faint sigil]

but that shouldnt be required

[polar hemlock]

its not but itll make it wayyyyy easier

[faint sigil]

i kinda wanted to do the entire game on normal settings (also this timer is diabolically long)

[polar hemlock]

u play tarkov?

[faint sigil]

sure, what about it

[polar hemlock]

didnt want to think i was going mad/readinng too muchh into your profile lmao

[slim plinth]

i need to start recording the stuff i do
i literaly split a willys head in half swinging backwards with a longsword

[faint sigil]

I play SPT to be more specific cause it's more fun

[rapid marten]

Zesty ass lookin Willie

[polar hemlock]

i love spt but getting my friends to set up fika is just not hhappening so im stuck with pve when playing with friends and spt whhen solo

[faint sigil]

if we move this to general catfish i can give potential solutions

[polar hemlock]

les gooo

[warm escarp]

I love getting sliced in half after being barely touched by a sword :)

[faint sigil]

i love the spiked club being rested on the side of my leg and my leg just detaching itself

[polar hemlock]

simple solution, dont get touched

[warm escarp]

oh gee, really?! why did i not think of that! oh wait.. all i got is a knife.

[polar hemlock]

i just run at those dudes in halfsword and either stab them in the chhest or put my hands over there hhead and pull thhe sword back throughh their head from behind, aint no fair fighht with that shit

[faint sigil]

i would do that but AI doesnt have a slower ass camera when turning around so they just follow me lmao

[vague mulch]

and i just bricked my game because i died as the win screen came up

[polar hemlock]

before the last update my shit would crash every time i died or returned to main menu from abyss

[edgy jacinth]

knife is good enuf against unarmored opps

[polar hemlock]

the knife is super deadly even againt opponents with long wepons as logn as unarmoured, gotta run up on them grab em withh one hand and do em london style

[edgy jacinth]

bob and weave when you got the little weapons haha

[polar hemlock]

fuck off

[drowsy flint]

thats nuts XD

[polar hemlock]

illegal manouvers

[fiery viper]

dayum this is soo sick!

[edgy jacinth]

this is what that normally looks like lmao

[warm escarp]

ultimate challenge is just gg once you get damaged in an arm or leg

[polar hemlock]

me when the wenchh jorks the gork

[warm escarp]

Peak.. (He barely touched me with the axe)

[edgy jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/pixar-logo-luxo-jr-pixar-jump-logos-gif-25225351

[warm escarp]

im pissed off by this now, i will go play free play now

oh wait what, you can break willies neck? (just broke his neck in the menu)

[dark hazel]

Ye

[candid walrus]

anyone else feel that the double click stab feels less responsive since demo update?

[dark hazel]

Ye

[wintry wave]

ok i will try

[warm bone]

https://tenor.com/view/pou-hiwdoihithim-gif-8728066160097982352

[polar hemlock]

nutt

[burnt patio]

I just witnessed an enemy lose their hand pick up the sword in the other hand and still try to fight back is this a feature

[rapid bronze]

well as you witnessed.. yes, it is..

[runic steeple]

is there a lore reason why setting my graphics to high caps my fps at 15 until i restart the game

[polar hemlock]

i have thhe same issue but with epic just capping itself at 30

[hardy hemlock]

What actually gives you points in abyss mode? Is it just coming across items?

[polar hemlock]

killing, murder, brutality

[drowsy flint]

hush sweet child

[wanton zinc]

how do y'all even hit?

[wooden socket]

Who's the grete champion now?

[summer pollen]

why do foot stabs instantly kill

i was going good through the ultimate challenge, almost knocked out the baron and then he stabbed me in the foot for one second and the game says i am dead

[analog stream]

They hurt

[summer pollen]

it kills faster than having both of my arms chopped off, and i'm pretty sure that hurts too

[drowsy flint]

yeah stabs are disproportionately damaging

[wanton zinc]

who is the baron?

[analog stream]

Stab in the hips=insta dead
Chopped off leg= screaming man hopping at you

[drowsy flint]

big ass 10ft tall guy in gold armour with a polehammer that is long

[wanton zinc]

probably didn't live enough to get to hin

[summer pollen]

i understand that stabs kill, but why the foot? if you say blood loss slitting the throat kills slower

[drowsy flint]

yeah exactly

dont get me wrong, a stab in the lung will put someone down straight away, but in the hand? probably less so

[wanton zinc]

throat slitting epicly doesn't even cause a bleeding

[drowsy flint]

does on me, quite often ill catch something to the side of the neck and just near instantly bleed out and rightly so

[wanton zinc]

damage is so weird. I die from being stabbed in the arm, but npcs don't die from being stabbed in the chest and having their aorta severed

[wooden socket]

i hit this guy so hard i rearranged his skull structure

[wanton zinc]

I love cutting off their heads and holding them up and taking pictures

[summer pollen]

hitting the chin is the equivalent of hitting the forehead

[waxen estuary]

why i cant play half sword play test?

[median panther]

Every. Time.

[wanton zinc]

I don't know. Any error message?

[wanton zinc]

I've legit never had this happen. Try switching either to dx12 or back to dx11

[spark fox]

Hi guys. Is there anyone who successfully ran the game in UEVR, can someone share the setup config?

[waxen estuary]

an error occurred while launching this game:game not released

[drowsy flint]

playtest is down
demo is updated

[waxen estuary]

since when it down?

[drowsy flint]

#announcements message

[marble light]

can we get like lifting so we can grab with both hands and press a button on our mouse to lift em up

[wild citrus]

ok the Ultimate Challenge feels like so many levels of BS

• Willie refusing to pick up weapons
• Your very first opponent having a pitchfork
• Being unarmored for so long

[hollow egret]

Cartel members:

[wild citrus]

• SPEARS

• if you get a bad weapon for your first opponent and your second has a longsword you're kinda screwed

[drowsy flint]

ive been trying to reconnect with my beloved longsword, managed to kill the billhook boss with one 🙂

[wanton zinc]

wait what is the ultimate challenge?

[hardy hemlock]

Why is the cropping so uneven on that picture hahaha

[drowsy flint]

be purple boy

fight waves of opponets

kill baron

[rapid bronze]

cause its just the windows shift s circular option

[wild citrus]

hell, if I face the pitchfork first I don't even have to get stabbed, my Willie has the durability of a wet noodle against KOs

[hardy hemlock]

Just use the square selection lmao

[rapid bronze]

i didnt want to

[hardy hemlock]

fair enough

[wild citrus]

ok yeah spears are so BS to fight when you're unarmored

[wanton zinc]

do the npcs with spear weapons just hope you walk into them? They almost never poke

[rapid bronze]

spears are easy as crap IMO you just have to run up next to them and try to dodge the tip of the spear, or just punch their spear away

[wild citrus]

you're literally gambling with your first two opponents istg, if you don't get an axe or polearm you're screwed

[rapid bronze]

thats a fair complaint, but im pretty sure they made it so if you loose you dont loose progress in the final boss fight

[wooden socket]

do yall ever get that bug where you cant regain stamina anymore

[rapid bronze]

never had that happen to me

[valid meteor]

If you get in the head? That's not a bug I fear

[wooden socket]

i didnt get hit in the head but my stamina was constantly at 0 and wasnt going up

[valid meteor]

Oh, that IS a bug then lol

[wild citrus]

oh you make it sound SO easy

AAAAAND I just died from this weird bug where I walked backwards, SLID a short distance then promptly proceeded to fall over

istg my willie is so bad at balancing

[median panther]

mace is peak for ultimate challenge 🙏

[wild citrus]

and again your GAMBLING that your first 2 opponents are good, longswords are scary against peasant weapons that aren't the pitchfork (which itself will murder you if its your first opponent)

[rapid bronze]

calm down, i just gave my take on it, it is easy for me so no crap i make it sound easy for me because as i said it was my opinion

[summer pollen]

the only thing i can hope for when i'm playing ultimate challenge is that the first guy doesn't have a pitchfork and th enext has a sword, because i can just beat them up even if they have a longsword

[vagrant mountain]

bro why the fuck the first champion so hard

[wild citrus]

like istg I don't know if you're playing a different game than I am because my pitchfork enemies have like 90% accuracy

[bitter sparrow]

help

[wild citrus]

I'm done with this stupid ultimate challenge. It's just gambling at this point.

[bitter sparrow]

how to pick up weapon in demo

[rapid bronze]

press E to pickup with your right hand and press Q to pickup with your left hand

[bitter sparrow]

ty

[rapid bronze]

np

[frigid pumice]

ever since this game decided to delete my baron, i have reached baron thrice. twice is has crashed and the third i tripped over nothing and got bashed in. GIVE ME MY BARON BACK AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[rapid bronze]

turn blood off

[frail smelt]

breh, fatal error every time i do ultimate challenge

[rapid bronze]

turn off blood

[frail smelt]

ah i just saw that, cheers

[rapid bronze]

no problem m8

[fleet maple]

how do people do that flying kick

[frigid pumice]

I did after i realised that was the issue 😭 on GOD why did my baron get fucking taken from me

[rapid bronze]

probably because of an update, same happened to me, happens.

[queen shale]

So has anyone else had the idea of this being multiplayer so that way you can whoop on your friends and not feel bad about it😂

[rapid bronze]

no you are definetely the first ( NOT ) 😂

[queen shale]

Bruh. I’m just saying. Like this shii would be fun asf. Just imagine the endless possibilities of fun with this game in different formats. The abyss would be great for a “BR” mode like 25 players maybe less.

[rapid bronze]

i agree but its not happening anytime soon if ever

[queen shale]

I don’t see why not. Maybe the creators would listen to its people. It could be in the works

[frail smelt]

i believe they havent ruled multiplayer out, its just more the logistics of making it work

[queen shale]

A game with wacky physics and gore. Why not make it multiplayer

[lost scarab]

When will exit The next update of hall sword?

[rapid bronze]

no one knows except the devs lol..

[torn schooner]

I do hope the next thing they add will be a custom character creator

[rapid bronze]

indeed they havent, but its gonna take alot of work and time

[frail smelt]

oh yeah for sure, to be able to make such fluid motions purely physics based 1:1 for both players would be nuts

[zinc nacelle]

Is the demo bugged because no matter what rank i choose I get no weapon ever

[mint wadi]

Someone mentioned that they randomized the length of polearms in this, and I think I agree. It's very interesting. I feel like this is...longer.

[rapid bronze]

willies sword is longer

[pallid oar]

lowkey js turn blood off

[thorny perch]

theyre not randomized

[zinc nacelle]

anyone?

[rapid bronze]

never heard of this bug sorry

[pallid oar]

also how the fuck does y'alls games run so smoothly on dx12 but my laptop fries even on low graphics on dx12

[frigid pumice]

I have blood off. on low. and my pc is still blowing up when i have a 3070, the devs need to sort this shit out. ultimate challenge is a joke at the moment

[rapid bronze]

whats the difference even

[warm bone]

will they add head explotion back?

[pallid oar]

dx12 renders more than dx11 (also dx12 is the newest rendering software shi)

[warm bone]

the ones which were in demo (before the update), these loocked cool

[rapid bronze]

no one knows

[wanton zinc]

syncing

[rapid bronze]

yeah its the same that happens with the game called "The Long Drive" its wacky and fun in singleplayer but the multiplayer is absolutely broken because its just unable to be synced properly

[mint wadi]

I would exit the game, validate files in steam, see if that fixes it by starting the game and trying it again, if that doesn't work, reinstall.

Also, DX12 uses the Unreal Engine 5 tech called Lumen, it's a ray tracing-like form of lighting. It takes more to run. It's not true ray tracing technically, it's a weird mish-mashy of regular global illumination lightning with ray tracing. It's very interesting.

[wanton zinc]

I think it's just the dev being dumb.

[pallid oar]

ohhhhh thx

[tall thorn]

-I killed the baron and then crashed o7

[rapid bronze]

bruh

[torn schooner]

the game runs more or less fine on my 2060 super with max gore

[mint wadi]

You're using a laptop. You may have better specs than my pc, but a laptop form factor will usually have issues under high loads, which this game would do. There's something called thermal throttling, which basically means your gpu or cpu is getting too hot and is having to run at a slower rate, meaning it is not performing like it would at a normal temperature.

[tall thorn]

OKAY GOOD IT STILL COUNTS

[pallid oar]

i mean my laptop is a victus after all, but if I do what you told me to do I think I can get at least 55 fps high graphics on dx12

[mint wadi]

Yeah mate you're using a thin small form factor laptop. It's a gaming laptop, but not a chunky one with big fans or anything like that. You're definitely some thermal throttling.

[torn schooner]

even my chunky big fanned one is gonna have some issues

[pallid oar]

yo the max amount of degrees i had on ts was like barely 80 with like 30 different apps opened, so I think I'll be fine ngl. I mean if I had a lenovo legion or a powerful one from asus I think I wouldn't have any problems ngl but still, I think my laptop can handle it

[mint wadi]

Also that message above was for you. I'll repaste it here.

I would exit the game, validate files in steam, see if that fixes it by starting the game and trying it again, if that doesn't work, reinstall.

[versed jay]

lossless scaling works really nice with this

[pallid oar]

also I got the gpu and cpu overclocked so I think if I js fix my game up, I'll either have more or the same amount of fps I originally had

[storm storm]

I like how glitchy the pitchfork is. Enemies tend to be helicopers when I stick one in them

[mint wadi]

I'm not insulting your laptop. Also 80c is when both GPUs and CPUs will generally start to thermally throttle.

[pallid oar]

yo ik bro but still, I don't think my laptop ever finna get hotter than 80

[valid meteor]

What are your specs

[mint wadi]

Yes your laptop will not get hotter than 80c because it's being thermally throttled.

[versed jay]

minecraft shaders would like to know your location

[spare drift]

how is that a glitch? what would you do if you got stabbed

[pallid oar]

I5 cpu, 3050 (both overclocked) , 144 hz (originally and now I have 157), 1080p screen and thas practically all ik abt it

[mint wadi]

Thermal as in heat, throttled as in control.

Heat control. Your laptop is lowing the speed of your cpu and gpu to keep it at 80c or below.

[storm storm]

Check this video out

He got to the 2nd floor!

[wary hull]

this game makes me crash out so hard but i love it

[pallid oar]

helicopter ah

[spare drift]

i can’t believe that happened to people in the 1500s 😔 it looks so painful

[wary hull]

gentle, gruesome or grotesque?

[mint wadi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ExGuHWdXCE

[storm storm]

So that's what the song's name

[versed jay]

physics were invented in 1501
willies in 1500:

[honest cloud]

man. even on medium graphics ult challenge keeps crashing

[edgy jacinth]

baron can't even kill a peasant on gfuel sad

[wary hull]

"Fatal error!" fuck you i was actually doing well

[honest cloud]

its so annoying man

[pallid oar]

how can you fight the baron bro.... (also bro shitted on the baron like it was nothing)

[tall thorn]

Plot armor

[wary hull]

is that vr

[pallid oar]

that's first person vro...

[mint wadi]

So...I have learned a special technique. A special polearm technique. BEHOLD:

[edgy jacinth]

in gauntlet mode after you unlock ult challenge you can start the gauntlet again and at the end you 1v1 baron. at least that's what it's doing for me lol idk if it's intended or not

[gleaming edge]

Final challenge keeps crashing. I think the amount of items the enemies drop causes the game to lag.

[pallid oar]

you can actually do this with baron's polearm but it's very VERY hard to do (and slow if you miss)

[mint wadi]

There's also another secret technique which you can do with blunt weapons.
I call it:
BIPPITY BOPPITY YOUR KNEES ARE MY PROPERTY

[pallid oar]

breaking his knee caps is diabolical

[wary hull]

the cracking and snapping is absolutely vile and i love it

[mint wadi]

It's fucking disgusting and gross. Whoever did the sound for it is legendary.

[storm storm]

Is replicating this simple? is it just flinging the polearm up and do a counter-clockwise motion downward to hit the head? Or do you have to be percise

[pallid oar]

for me that is music to my ears vro, thas why I love half sword

[mint wadi]

Swing outward, press X to swap hands.

[storm storm]

On this note, I think the hitting sound goes from bruising to bone crushing if hit consecutively at the same spot

[wary hull]

how come i can slice someones jaw off and they survive, but if they tickle me with an axe my leg disappears

[mint wadi]

Usually, but if you hit the right spot hard enough you can insta crack

[storm storm]

Do you swing on the way down, or do you let the gravity do its work?

[mint wadi]

It's gravity. Just keep trying it. You'll get the hang of it. I stole it from m00

[warped moth]

Can someone tell me how to use hoe

It’s so bad😭😭😭😭

[pallid oar]

hoe is easy, just like the polehammer/polearm but you gotta time it

[mint wadi]

Holy shit I just did a fucking kill move from like..AC Valhalla or some shit.

[pallid oar]

more like AC Origins, but still peak

[warped moth]

👍

[mint wadi]

Slung a mace at his toe

[honest cloud]

just fuckin lost ult challenge again because picking up weapons is the most inconsistent thing in the universe. kinda sick of this whole thing gonna be real

definitely killing any enjoyment . From the random instant kills to the constant crashing the real ultimate challenge is a Test of my Will to see this through

[mint wadi]

Honestly? Baron isn't that big of a deal. Just play on free mode.

[gusty hull]

I was about to embarrass myself on this server and ask if anyone found a "fair" damage modifier because something feels off if enemies just full speed snap on you with more force than you can dream of, like a knife splitting your head in half top down with no wind up and that on a 25% damage modifier... and then I see a peasant styling on a baron so hard I reevaluate my life choices lmao 😂

[honest cloud]

Honestly? even after reading this nugget of wisdom my feelings havent changed

[mint wadi]

Yeah that makes sense. This update definitely feels like the ai got boosted in an unfair way. I'm sure they'll fix it.

[open grove]

well they can’t get up with no knees

[honest cloud]

even at minimum damage enemies can instant gib you

[fallow stone]

agreed

[honest cloud]

theres no way to avoid the dice roll minus just not getting hit lol

[quasi gale]

mods for this game are a different type of goofy

just had willie crash my game twice cause his descent from the heavens was so fast game couldnt keep up

[summer pollen]

are these spike-barricades ever going to be used?

[keen bay]

Stumble and helmet headbutt are my biggest killer for real

[hoary silo]

quick question, i reached the ultimate challenge, if i die in there does all my progress get lost?

[muted dew]

Ubislop mentioned

[honest cloud]

i wish, honestly it'd be awesome to wwe slam a willie into spikes

[mint wadi]

asmongold viewer spotted

[hoary silo]

if im not mistaken they couldve been seen behind the fence in earlier patches..

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/blasphemy-lies-gif-21274018

[keen bay]

Question.
Is shift button now decreasing you stability?
Because whenever I run in to someone Im the one falling down.

[gusty hull]

So that was real nice to hear... I was kinda of burning out on the new update because of the jankiness but it's great to hear that others also share that sentiment. Thanks for telling me that it's a general thing!

[honest cloud]

the stumble is super rough, especially since willie basically can't get up from being knocked down without at least 5 full seconds of uninterrupted flopping

[muted dew]

I take such an insult very seriously

[hoary silo]

someone please :')

[summer pollen]

i dont think so, i've never seen them in normal gameplay before, except for the playtest teasers

[honest cloud]

ubisoft does suck ass though, possibly the only thing stinkier than asmongold himself

[mint wadi]

Listen I just assume ubisoft haters are asmon watchers at this point. The games are clearly popular for a reason. I played through most of the new one by buying ubisoft+ and I had a hell of a time playing a 6 foot tall samurai that could slice peoples faces in half.

[hoary silo]

what game are you referring to?

[mint wadi]

It's historical fiction, not meant to be realistic.
And the microtransactions in AC:Shadows? They're for mouth breathing room temperature iq people.
I used Cheat Engine to just give myself all the materials and not have to grind to make my base better.

[light basalt]

is using the baron tier basically immortal? i haven't lost any fight even when im using barehand]

[honest cloud]

ubisoft is a Big Evil Company who takes advantage of consumers and forces people to get their dogshit independent launcher for pc

[muted dew]

Im not saying you are not allowed to enjoy them. Just that Ubislop can keep churning out uninspired slop because you keep buying them

[rapid bronze]

ubisoft? oh god, and no i do not watch asmongold, i do not like him

[honest cloud]

any company thats willing to take advantage of the stupidest among us are Irredeemable in my eyes

[mint wadi]

Listen man you can call it slop...but it's fun. So I don't really care how much it's slop. I don't play them for accuracy or perfection or even story. It's fun to run around and kill move people and feel like a badass. most people like it.

[keen bay]

It also feels that npcs have much better stability.
Am I doing something wrong?

[rapid bronze]

for me, the new assassin creed games are slop because its barely about being a stealthy assasin anymore in some of the new games

[honest cloud]

vulnerable people, i mean you know some people actually think those assassins' creeds play GOOD? it's wild how standards have dropped

[mint wadi]

lol you really shouldn't read up on capitalism, fast fashion, or really any modern practice of how companies make money. Keeping people stupid and addicted to the shittiest quality replacable thing is kinda...the thing rn.

[muted dew]

You could get so much better games if you stopped buying every game and forced them to actually do something good

[rapid bronze]

i doubt ubisoft cares^^

[muted dew]

If people stop consuming product they will

[mint wadi]

I literally paid $17 and not $70 for ac shadows using ubisoft+. I played it. I enjoyed it. I don't go into AC games expecting perfection. it was and is a good game.

[rapid bronze]

there will always be people who buy their stuff and plus they are already rich

[honest cloud]

yeah guess what, I don't buy into any of it. I'm a guy with standards no streaming services no modern consoles no Smart Tvs no amazon none of that bs

[mint wadi]

Cool. You can do that. I'll enjoy my slop lol.

[honest cloud]

it's worth committing to because it shouldnt be "the thing rn"

[muted dew]

If that what you want then go ahead. But you could make them actually improve

[mint wadi]

It's literally my own enjoyment. I'm not like doomscrolling or something, I enjoy the games that you call slop lol.

[rapid bronze]

yeah im honestly more in favor of johns opinion even tho i hate ubisoft and the new AC games, hes allowed to enjoy AC Shadows

[honest cloud]

you can enjoy whatever, doesn't make it not crap

[mint wadi]

Also, people can enjoy other things too. I like the AC games for a different reason than I like, say, Half Sword. Or Schedule 1. Or Ghost of Tsushima, Octopath Traveler, etc.

[honest cloud]

or at the very least extremely uncreative and actively contributing the poor state of modern gaming

[mint wadi]

you're a very small minority when it comes to those that don't enjoy the AC games. AC Shadows was the 2nd best selling AC game of all time. 1st was Valhalla. Keep calling it Ubislop while they keep making billion dollar releases.

[muted dew]

I have repeatedly said he is allowed to. But also that you could Ubisoft to improve by speaking with your wallet

[honest cloud]

octopath? yeah lol okay dude

[rapid bronze]

yeah but hes clearly stated hes satisfied with his purchase so why dig any further

[mint wadi]

Oh what do you not like that game either lol

[polar hemlock]

egg

[honest cloud]

somethings quality isn't dependent on how well it sells, unless you seriously believe taylor swift is gods gift to music

[mint wadi]

shutup I'm not an egg

[polar hemlock]

i am.

[honest cloud]

yeah but for different reasons, Square Enix just doesnt try very hard anymore and havent for a while, Ubisoft never tried lol

[rapid bronze]

i agree with this point

[mint wadi]

What a bad game.

[polar hemlock]

if the game didnt have yasuke it would be good.

[honest cloud]

i disagree, yasuke is awesome it'd be good if it didn't play like a million other games

[mint wadi]

And the second one...it's bad too. Like you're allowed to call games slop but it's just silly to be such an unsatisfied entitled gamer.

[polar hemlock]

i dont play assasins creed to be a lumbering idiot.

[delicate oar]

MY PUCKER WAS SO TIGHT THE ENTRE TIME. ADRENALINE RUSH HOLY.

[rapid bronze]

it mean it might be a bit forced but honestly i dont have a problem with a black samurai in a fictional AC game, thats pretty cool

[honest cloud]

dude i dont need 10k people to tell me how to think about something, I can make my own thoughts you should try lol

[mint wadi]

Be happier. Quit engulfing yourself in misery with other people that use such terms as "Ubislop". Play games that you like. Ignore ones you don't.

[polar hemlock]

its not that hhes black or anything i just dont think big burly hulky dude fits in a ssleek social assasination type of thing idk

[rapid bronze]

okay yeah that i agree with especially since hes made out to be a warrior not an assassin, it just doesnt fit the title

[honest cloud]

unfortunate theres been a lumbering idiot in every game ever since the ps4 came out

[polar hemlock]

to true it hurts

[summer pollen]

i swear willie has no fight or flight response, he is just defaulted on fight and so has no adrenaline and that is why every time he tries to stand up he acts like he just woke up from a 3 year coma

[mint wadi]

Yasuke fits perfectly imo. He's half real, half not. More myth than man. A hulk in a land of short people. Of course they'd let you play a samurai in a AC game set in Japan. If you don't like him, you can play through 99% of the game as Naoe

[rapid bronze]

i wouldnt have anything against a shinobi or a stealthy samurai but hes legit made out to be slow and big and a warrior

[polar hemlock]

if i wished to be samurai id play ghost of tsushima

[mint wadi]

You can literally play through the entire game as Naoe except for short scenes as Yasuke. You people have never played the game if you're complaining about this lol.

[rapid bronze]

i love GOT

[honest cloud]

didn't play it, didn't really care to. A million people can say anything is good doesn't matter if I think its crap (ie marvel is the biggest thing ever but those movies fuckin blow, yknow what i mean?)

[honest cloud]

unfortunate that game forces you to be an assassin

[polar hemlock]

yea i wish they developed muh honor route a bit more in GoT

[rapid bronze]

Naoe has a really basic vibe and basic story and personally as a man i'd rather play as a man, and thats just for immersion but thats probably just me, i dont really have anything against women in games to be clear

[mint wadi]

Of course you didn't play it. But you'll devote your time to shit talking a game you've never played because people have told you it's bad without you making your own opinion of it. So who's the one actually making their own thoughts?

[frozen viper]

la la la la i dont listen to eggs

[honest cloud]

i didnt say anything about the second one because i didnt play it

[polar hemlock]

EGG YOU WILL LIISTEN TO THE EGG YOU WILL WORSHIP THE EGG YOU WILL BECOME ONE WITHH THE EGG THEE EGG IS ETERNAL THE EGG IS EVERYTHHIGN

[summer pollen]

this current chat doesn't look half sword related to me honestly

[rapid bronze]

yeah true lol

[humble bloom]

haf smord

[honest cloud]

i played the first one lol, you really wanted to latch on to the easy gotcha huh?

[rapid bronze]

Ubi Sword

Assassins Creed: Willie

[mint wadi]

It's not. I am engaged in a heated battle against Unsatisfied Gamers™

[mint wadi]

Did you play AC Shadows? Cause honestly that's what I was referring to in that. But it really doesn't matter.

[honest cloud]

I'm satisfied just not by things releasing these days, It's just a very different culture

[keen bay]

I HATE PLANCONS

[quasi gale]

idk if it seems like i won this one lads might be bad news

[honest cloud]

nope, dont have a ps5. I was talking about valhalla, oddessy, and origins . I think yasukes cool Afro Samurai is like the best show ever

[summer cloud]

Bring back half sword chat

[crisp swallow]

no im interested in this argument, keep yapping please

[mint wadi]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1333600142938472550/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_5.gif

[polar hemlock]

i wish ac shadows had a afro samurai/samurai champloo kinda vibe to it

[honest cloud]

Ubisoft WOULD be cool if they just made good things. But alas

[rapid bronze]

gotta say i've been having a lot of fun in farcry 4 but theres been so many issues and bugs its actually crazy

[mint wadi]

I just think there's a million games out there and to surround yourself with all this rage and negativity about new releases being bad is just silly. It's self-defeating. Go play something. Quit complaining about Ubisoft. They are clearly making games people enjoy. Are they flawed? Yeah absolutely.

[honest cloud]

the afro samurai and samurai champloo games both werent that great though, Ironically

[polar hemlock]

tbh they kinda made farcry 3 and said yup thhis is what we are doing for the next ten years

[polar hemlock]

they had games?

[edgy jacinth]

arent u the guy who was complaining about exanima here earlier

[honest cloud]

far cry 3 was alright, I liked 4 more tbh

[polar hemlock]

exanima is great....

[honest cloud]

yeah, samurai champloos was made by suda51s team on the ps2 and the Afro Samurai games are all on ps3 i think but i dont really know who made them

[polar hemlock]

thanks ill have to eemulate them and check em out

[rapid bronze]

my biggest problem with farcry 4 was the music playing on the radio, IT ANNOYS ME SO MUCH I HATE THAT MUSIC, i mean i know i can turn it off but still lol

[quasi gale]

he might be flying in a second

[honest cloud]

i can like things and complain about other things at the same time, I have enough room in my brain to handle multiple emotions at once i promise

[edgy jacinth]

exanima is great. he was just doing what he's telling us not to do right now

[mint wadi]

Yes. A game I specifically said I once expressed great hope for, but now that hope is thrashed and I believe the devs are simply making diary posts on steam to milk the game and not admit it's never going to be updated again after over a decade in early access. It's much different considering I bought into the game, enjoy the game itself, and never did actually shit on the games mechanics.

[quasi gale]

rip willie he will be missed

[honest cloud]

and it may be hard to believe but I actually like critical discussion Just As Much as positive discussion

[supple oar]

i asked this question in the wrong chat lmfao
anyway
when you beat the final golden guy in ultimate challenge
are you supposed to be able to play as said golden armor
last time i did it, it sorta just sent me on my way and gave me nothin

[polar hemlock]

tbh i do actually agree with this i check the steam page every monnth or so annd its literally just diary updates

[rapid bronze]

same i sit at home most of the time so its funny to get into heated arguement

[edgy jacinth]

i don't see how it's any different. ubisoft has been making mid games for as long as exanima has been pushing out yearly updates. it's just complaining to complain it doesn't change any of it

[summer cloud]

Shoebody do is a double edged sword

[honest cloud]

all 3 of them are just alright, but the samurai champloo one Looks really cool. both afro samurai ones are just kinda normal 3rd person action games with a few cool moves but they were really boring from what i remember

[rapid bronze]

didnt ubisoft literally make UNO UHNPLAYABLE on xbox

[mint wadi]

WHY IS THIS EVERYWHERE AGAIN. MY FAVORITE MINUTE HOUR SONG AND ANIMATION

[hoary silo]

feckin menace, nice work!!!

[polar hemlock]

thanks for the info ill chheck em out

[mint wadi]

For anyone that wants to watch what this audio comes from. It's glorious. It is a hero's arc from the beginning to end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRNtw_Tc1Jc

[honest cloud]

I love bollywood, i live in a part of america with a lot of indian dudes so honestly I just got used to it forever ago. I recommend their movies to everyone they're super underrated

[summer cloud]

Because it is recognized by the universe itself

[summer cloud]

I'm listening to it on repeat while decapitating people

[mint wadi]

No you gotta headbutt people wtf

[keen bay]

I am getting filtered by polearms constantly.
The AI got much better with stabbing since playtest imo

[summer cloud]

It would be hubris to assume I could shoebody do someone like that myself

[polar hemlock]

withh a longsword i find holding a high gaurd on the opposite side they hold the polearm and swinging down across to meet theeir swing can work very well in putting you into a good position to just end a fight outright at the start of it

[mint wadi]

Watching Shobody Bop to me, literally feels like reading a 400 page progression fantasy novel and compressing it into a less than 3 minute package.

[rapid bronze]

I just get annoyed by the accent (which is mostly my fault) cause i used to do an impression of one all the time when i was younger and now it pisses me off lol

[keen bay]

Ok, I will try

[hoary silo]

what in the fuck is this fever dream and why am i only now being exposed to it

[storm storm]

wtf is that flick

[mint wadi]

For you.

[polar hemlock]

flick?

[honest cloud]

drue lanlois is a king, Dudes of Hazmat and everything from Bold Sabers like the best shit on the internet

[storm storm]

head flick. Surely that's how the head disappeared

[mint wadi]

open up a can of whoop ass

[summer cloud]

Not quite my tempo

[polar hemlock]

the blade stuck in neck and just kinda popped off his head when i wennt to pull the sword out and back into resting

[honest cloud]

took me fuckin forever to remember his musician name

[storm storm]

huh

[mint wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/dudes-of-hazmat-wrestling-fight-battle-gif-16075684

[polar hemlock]

this is art

[honest cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/vibing-druelangolis-dudes-of-hazmat-gif-23640615

[mint wadi]

Anyways gotta blast guys nice seeing you halfsword chat. Hope to start some more arguments and off topic topics soon. Keep uh, swording in half. People that is. Swording people in half.

[polar hemlock]

why thhe fuck cant my nnearly 5k quid pc run fucking halfsword on epic

[keen bay]

I just dont understand the body balance.
Whenever enemy kicks me, its karate like move that sends me flying.
But when I try to kick someone, there is 50% chance I will just loose balance and bye bye

[mint wadi]

Anyways before I truly leave, I wish to show you something beautiful. You can BREAK KNEES WITH KICKS.

[polar hemlock]

cronchh

[fallow valley]

First person my beloved.

[summer cloud]

I took your criticism

[mint wadi]

lmao

[polar hemlock]

large candlestick is best weponn

[pulsar night]

Rel

[tawny wing]

how do you save a file?

[pulsar night]

Rember when it was so bugged and funny back in the past

[stoic obsidian]

check pins

[bold sinew]

why is the boss with the sycthe so hard??

[fallow valley]

Real best weapon is the paddles in spoilance, they do some nasty damage.

[delicate oar]

Finally someone who recognize real

[stoic obsidian]

bro that's the easiest boss for me idk

[polar hemlock]

drop yiour weepon run into hhim kick and punch and throw him to floor, scythe cant do sshit when you get up inside of thhe man....

[tired wigeon]

Am I tweaking or is the peasant champion kinda insane dude

[summer cloud]

Scythe has always been insane

[fleet hazel]

get the pitchfork and charge at him

[fallow valley]

When I got to the scythe I beat him real quick
Just shoved his scythe away and kicked him to death

[fleet hazel]

his swings fly like an overloaded bus hes hard because of the damage and reach

[vestal sedge]

i still get fatal crash in ultimate challenge :V

[serene bison]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

[scenic belfry]

The peasant axe feels sharper than the soldier 2h axe since the handling patch imo. Might just be because the soldier+ enemies are armored but whenever I get a clean hit it feels way more blunt than it used to.

[fleet hazel]

but its tbh easy to avoid his attacks

[polar hemlock]

YOU GOTTA GET INSIDE OF THE MAN, INSIDE!

[tawny wing]

i cant seem to find any of the sav files any help?

[fallow valley]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-rock-throwing-gif-3095471689337470556

[serene bison]

I will do what I must..

[vapid hull]

Make sure you’re actually in appdata -> Local

[warm bone]

it is ez

[polar hemlock]

not my clip i just think this if fucking awesome

[fallow valley]

If only that landed in your shoulder 😭

[crisp swallow]

does the trainer mod work with this version of the game?

[summer cloud]

Bonk

[tight pivot]

lol

[dark hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1343435500588896286/death.gif

[summer cloud]

That's meme material

[uneven trout]

why can't i change the dam weapon

[sleek valve]

You changed the weapons too much or you pressed go to main menu

[uneven trout]

i just launched game..

[summer cloud]

I think you can open the settings menu to reset it

[sleek valve]

Well you quit the game to do that so....

It's still technically retur ing to the main menu

[uneven trout]

anyways chat what is a good weapon for this tier, im literally stuck in it

[twilit escarp]

holy shit I did it, I knocked someone's helmet off

he is still alive too

[dusky grotto]

I found anything two-handed is best to kill him.

[dreamy phoenix]

hoe and pitchfork are the best weapons to fuck him up

[glacial citrus]

i .... am Willie

[fallow valley]

Steel fists are brutal against bare Willies

[rigid stirrup]

the commoner one is so much worse

[fallow stone]

how did you get this to work?

[summer cloud]

Dude the bop is haunting me, I didn't add this in post

[fallow valley]

A bug with switching between gauntlet and freeplay, no idea how it happens and i can't replicate it.

[jolly gorge]

I killed him first try
and then every other time after that I get chopped to pieces

i'll get very lightly tapped and then immediately fall over and get beaten to death (probably a skill issue)

[tulip spire]

GOD FUCKIGN DAMNIT I FUCKING HATE PLACKON A PICAN
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
FUCKING GODDAMN ARMOR-PIERCING 50 CAL SPIKE
WHAT THE FUCK

sorry i died at knight tier

[twilit escarp]

no, it's more like 7.62x51 AP.

the .50 cal is a lance

[honest cloud]

I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS MAN, I"M AT THE BARON AND SUDDENLY MY RIGHT ARM WENT COMPLETELY STIFF

[spark flame]

will we ever get 12-13th century maile armor

[honest cloud]

not broken, but paralyzed. its gonna cost me the fuckin match after like fucking 30 minutes of trying im right here and a bugs gonna cost me

THIS FUCKING SUCKS SO MUCH i cant handle it man i have work and class man im stressed out this is meant to be FUN cmon what the fuckkkk

[vapid crane]

Anyone have a strategy for the commoner champion ? He just obliterates me if I try to get close ...

[honest cloud]

AND MY LEG WHATS GOING ON DAWG UGHHHHHHHHHHH

[strong elk]

whys the game feel much more harder today

[storm storm]

funny

[north cedar]

I wish i recorded it but last night while playing i stabbed a guy with a sword and it got stuck so i let go of the sword and it launched the guy up and over the stone areana wall

[viral oxide]

i wish that the 3rd boss would not one shot me everytime i breathe

[north cedar]

You you fake an attack to bait him then when his weapon is out the way go for a strike?

[viral oxide]

ive tried everything

[honest cloud]

this is so fucking stupid man, i cant win!

[uneven trout]

well well well

[north cedar]

There's only one way to defeat the bosses easily, you're just going to have to use a ranged weapon and just stab them when there's an open gap

[honest cloud]

sort of embarrassing ending lol but like cmon my limbs are all locking its fucking impossible

[vapid crane]

My strategy with the commoner champion was just sprint at him with a longsword and try to thrust it thru his chest before he gets a chance to swing ...

But for the life of me I just can't get it today-

[storm storm]

you could have grabbed him when he fall

[north cedar]

I would have grappled his head with that left hand while he was on the ground

[honest cloud]

i literally couldnt, see my left arm bugging? that was me trying my very hardest because i really didnt expect him to trip over my head

[storm storm]

Weird

Anyway, I think they need to fix one shot weapons like pitchforks and long ranged stabbing weapons. It really makes the game unfun when you just die

[honest cloud]

and he basically has me stun locked on the fucking ground because the balance is so fucked that my arm being paralyzed like that makes my guy tilt forward no matter what, so whenever i get up i just fall down again

and i mean you think picking up weapons is fucked up normally? try doing it with half a second constantly falling over

FUCK i just have to give up this is SHIT MAN

[north cedar]

I still find the game fun and challenging

Im currently working on improving skills and doing a long sword gauntlet this time around

[uneven trout]

good weapon for knight tier?

[jolly gorge]

guys how to save file after getting to ultimate challage? I dont wanna restart if i die

[jolly gorge]

I'm just glad they have a free mode where I can just beat dudes up.

[pulsar night]

Same question

[static pulsar]

item picking is a mess

[summer cloud]

Was listening to a stream at the time

[static pulsar]

the ultimate challenge runs entirely on rng

and also whats witht he militia class in ultimate challenge always pushing you down

[north cedar]

If you are on the ground you are easier to kill

[lament grove]

how did you choose your opponent?

[fallow valley]

It was a bug with character selection

[astral tiger]

how much VRAM i need to play half sword?

[static pulsar]

its so lovelyw hen ultimate challenge spanws in 2 spear guys

[pale cliff]

is the playtest not playable anymore?

[lament grove]

Demo is up and updated

[bold temple]

oh god i just bisected someone and he was alive and screaming like hell for 2 minutes

[static pulsar]

i got to baron and half sword fatal errored

[astral tiger]

Base

[static pulsar]

absolute cinema amazing update

[vagrant spindle]

where is update? in demo version or in playtest?

[bold temple]

nevermind that he is still alive and screaming but he just gave in after 2 minutes

[jolly mulch]

question since when could u go into fistplay with full body armor ??

[drowsy flint]

the new shorter abyss sucks, higher tiers are impossible to recover coz it puts you up against armoured knights with a pitchfork and maybe a kettle/armguards

not enough time to get actual equipment for the boss either

[heady knot]

Yes but the skill issue children from tiktok who begged for it to be shorter normally don't get to higher tiers

[cinder stone]

Ideally you want to knock him to the ground and then keep him down with hits to the face -- despite his armor he'll eventually start bleeding and soon or later he'll die

If you don't though, you have to aim for the head. There's three kinds of stats for willies: health, stamina and another that's like, how conscious willies are; health and stamina can regenerate but consciousness doesn't so the more you smack the baron in the head, the increasingly less steady he'll become

[delicate oar]

Skill iss-

[jolly mulch]

?

[heady knot]

This bug is known

[static pulsar]

the ultimate challenge is so fuckin hard man

[delicate oar]

Tis a Bug just reselect the class you want to play as

[cinder stone]

Well yeah, it's the ultimate challenge

[jolly mulch]

good gbug

[heady knot]

There's also a bug where you can fight beggars as the baron

[delicate oar]

Real I have never experienced anger as i have playing that with no slider adjustments

[cinder stone]

Select baron, start fight, alt+f4, start again and on the main menu you'll be a baron but the game doesn't realize this and puts you back at the bottom tier

[heady knot]

You forgot that you can only use the barons weapon in Carnage mode whilst the beggars have knives, so you can just poleaxe them in carnage mode

[cinder stone]

and once you're bored of the poleaxe you can throw it away, unsheathe something else and CTRL+L with the trainer mod and the next fight you'll be holding that weapon instead of the poleaxe (Which will be gone though, until you select a new baron at the main menu)

[static pulsar]

Luck based

[heady knot]

and once you're ascended you will understand that hell is now as hell will always be, has always been

[stark moss]

ultimate challenge is only hard because of dogshit weapons change my mind

[drowsy flint]

i reckon a fight to the death mode wouldnt go amiss

no giving up, even severed limbs dont stop the fight

fight ends when only one person is still breathing

[jolly mulch]

u yk how can i get it consistent

[tired stream]

i dont think necks are supposed to do that

[static pulsar]

Thanks for the dagger and buckler time to fight a billhook and a guy with a shield 🥹

[stark moss]

its so rng based bro

[delicate oar]

The ultimate luck test

[tired stream]

the ultimate skill test actually

[static pulsar]

I got so lucky with shit once, got to baron and then the game crashed

[tired stream]

if you cant kill the baron with only a dagger then you dont deserve to play as him

[delicate oar]

Dont cap me you adjusted sliders. We all did

[stark moss]

how am i supposed to beat spears with short weapons i cant even rush

[static pulsar]

I havent gotten to that

[cinder stone]

apply physics to the spears (aka swat them away)

[stark moss]

and then i get stabbed anyway because fuck me

[static pulsar]

Ermmmm acctuallyy its a skill test 🥹

[delicate oar]

Easy on paper then you get stabbed, especially the little short spears annoying as hell

[humble bloom]

You stay back, swipe it away, and run in when and only when you have an opening.
Lemme find a video of two dudes demonstrating this irl.

[cinder stone]

I know "skill issue" is a funny thing and all but half-sword really is the kinda game where you just get better over time as you grow more comfortable with the controls and the game mechanics

[drowsy flint]

look at him, hes so proud

[stark moss]

wheres the skill in a weapon rolling simulator

[delicate oar]

[static pulsar]

The new update really fucked with my understanding of controls

[stark moss]

like how is this fair WHY IS THE AXE A TIER 1 WEAPON

[static pulsar]

Something feels off and I cant really put it in worda

[delicate oar]

The polearm and pitchfork swing is much slower now

[humble bloom]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vJcTD5qIZJ4

[delicate oar]

It's like when you swing a inflatable sword. Blade lacks behind while you swat the air like a moron

[drowsy flint]

knock the weapon away, ideally downwards irl so you can pin it to the floor

i took on a guy with a 2H spear using a round shield and seax last week and the main thing was keep that spear pinned

[delicate oar]

Great way to get stabbed In the legs or stomach

[static pulsar]

Yeah but its half sword and usually the jank bounces the spear into your arm

[stark moss]

screw this im turning npc damage all the way up if i get oneshotted they should too

[drowsy flint]

one of us is a reenactor, and one of us isnt

[static pulsar]

Not realllyyy

[delicate oar]

wow really? I was talking about the game but cool story I didn't ask for

[drowsy flint]

salty because wrong

[static pulsar]

Its more game jank than technique but the jank has its charm id say

[vital phoenix]

Anyone know where the pics you take in-game get stored?

[drowsy flint]

in the game steam folder under screenshots

[static pulsar]

I js need 2 git gud

[stark moss]

i dont see these guys getting stabbed

[delicate oar]

Not rlly just saying your "historical reenactments" don't always work in the game because the physics jank out

[drowsy flint]

yeah but you didnt say that, did you? you just said i was wrong

[stoic obsidian]

does learning historical techniques actually help you in the game

[delicate oar]

To a degree the physics and jank hold you back alot

[static pulsar]

I use smth like this for all spears but against a goedendag is fucking impossible

[humble bloom]

Knowing the historical techniques is better than not knowing the historical techniques when playing

[stoic obsidian]

yeah that makes sense, i saw a video on youtube of some guy using pure historical techniques and it seemed somewhat good

[quick sundial]

Why cant i pick a fraction to play gauntlet mode?

[static pulsar]

Spikes usually just push right thru

[humble bloom]

With those, you kinda wanna get your weapons hooked together and wrestle control over it, and just kick them or if you have a shield or dagger in the offhand, attempt to attack them with that.

[storm storm]

willie, more like wheely amirite?

[stoic obsidian]

i feel like the beggar king shouldn't scream or have any voice lines, he feels like a silent monster type dude

[deft basalt]

how the fuck do you get horizontal sensitivity for that???
been trying to roundhouse for so long and i have no clue how to do it!!

[static pulsar]

Ive pulled it off a few other times but occaisonally the noodle arms fail me

[regal iron]

I love it when I stab a dude with a pitchfork and he proceeds to spin forever generating infinite energy.

[static pulsar]

Hes just a big willie who got lucky in spoilance

[static pulsar]

Picking up a weapon from the buggy corpses and being flung into space

[stoic obsidian]

i think it would be cool if the game had some more narrative when it releases, the bosses already feel like they've got personality despite just being willies with different weapons and gear

[regal iron]

In the beginning willie existed

[stoic obsidian]

like the commoner boss gives me dark mentor vibes like snape from harry potter or somethin, plus he always seems to spare me when i surrender unlike the beggar boss who 90% of the time just decapitates me while i'm on the ground

[regal iron]

Willie is all
All is wille
Willie is love
Willie is life
Without willie, all things wouldn't willie.

[vital phoenix]

Thanks

[drowsy flint]

can someone explain the lack of stabbing or is it a bug? i get that i missed a couple, but i definitely hit a lot of them

[hot thistle]

How can I reset my progress?

[drowsy flint]

not sure why that didnt just embed, but oh well

[regal iron]

Gauntlet mode resets your progress

[stoic obsidian]

it needs to be an mp4 i believe

[hot thistle]

I’ve reached the ultimate challenge and die but it still won’t reset, am I missing something?

[solid scroll]

how to play playtest?

[solemn holly]

there is no playtest anymore, download the demo from the steam page

[stoic obsidian]

it got merged with demo

[regal iron]

If you die in the ultimate challenge you still get to have it unlocked

[solid scroll]

ahhh the whole official game is now merged?

[drowsy flint]

ive just changed the settings

[hot thistle]

Yeah but like how do I reset everything?

[regal iron]

Beating the Baron

[stoic obsidian]

iunno what you mean it's an mkv file not an mp4

[static pulsar]

It would be cool if it was a pvp chivalry/mordhau esque game lol

[drowsy flint]

i mean on obs

[hot thistle]

Got it thanks

[rotund patio]

bro this fatal error crash is happening more and more and it only appears in the middle of the ultimate challange someone please help i have tried to use the lowest gore idk why it keeps doing this

[solid scroll]

demo isnt loading ??

[static pulsar]

Same bro

[pine sedge]

i've come to a conclusion, the great challenge final stage is not possible without the game having a stroke and crashing

[stoic obsidian]

just lower the graphics settings and use dx 11

[unkempt wraith]

somewhat but it does make you look cooler

[olive gull]

cooked

[pine sedge]

already on dx 11 and medium graphics man

[west river]

halfsword keeps on crashing on me

[slow ridge]

Is progress supposed to reset? After defeating the golden knight in insane challenge, Everything just resets the save file resets and after reopening the game I have to start as a beggar again. Why?

[unkempt wraith]

also idk how I beat 2h spears tbh, just hope that the thrust bounces off fsr lol

[stoic obsidian]

iunno man

[rotund patio]

lowest graphics possible and it still crashes that aint the issue bru

[west river]

yeah at the last stage it happens to me too

[slow ridge]

or is it a bug?

[pine sedge]

my pc can handle buhurts and shit on high but for some reason when 3 guys spawn in the final challenge the game just kills itself

[cloud jolt]

anyone else having problems with the sprint?

[west river]

yeah that happens for some reason

[uneven trout]

no long range weapon? no problem you got long legs

[slow ridge]

Can someone respond to that? Idk if it's a bug or waht

[west river]

most people havent beaten it since it just keeps on crashing so most likely i dont know

[latent moon]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k3ktycE8mxT4Jupcr?invite=cr-MSxyRlQsMTAyNzY5ODA1
I think i just did a finisher on this guy 💀

[slow ridge]

I mean I bet him and then progress files (gauntlet) just resets

[west river]

never happened to me because i dont know why that happens i havent beaten it

[slow ridge]

oh

[cloud jolt]

like srsly since today my character just randomly stops sprinting

[slow ridge]

YES

[cloud jolt]

you been having the same problem?

[slow ridge]

I have the same thing, I try to run from 3 squires just chasing me and my willie just walks like if he was watching the lake

[cloud jolt]

yup literally exact same thing happens to me I lose half my carnage matches bc of it haha

[slow ridge]

Especially when I pick up a weapon

[fallow stone]

how

[hallow badge]

I beat the final on high graphics and high fps what are you guys running?

[slow ridge]

it happens sometimes with any class

[west river]

the last one while the game still crashes

[fallow stone]

any way I can raise the chances of it happening?

[little verge]

Is this happening if you resart the game? There have been some locomotion bugs that only persist in the session they started.

[sand grail]

yo wouldnt it be cool to have blood on your hands from beating the living shit out of the opponent?

[fallow stone]

i thought that was already a thing

[slow ridge]

@fallow stone it's a bug #photography📷 message

[sand grail]

idk i think sometimes blood will come on the hands, but not neccessarily from the blood of punches

[jolly gorge]

By showing him who's the boss

[fallow stone]

maybe there is blood but only your own blood

[sand grail]

yeh

[regal oar]

what happens after you beat the ultimate challange?

[storm dock]

We still crashing when doing fisticuffs with gauntlets on huh?

[sand grail]

weeeee neeeed moreeee grueeeeling sooundssss

[cloud jolt]

it's not happening anymore but I haven't restarted since noticing

[uneven trout]

bruh i got a fatal error why

[summer cloud]

Did your head fall off?

[stoic obsidian]

sigмa

[rotund patio]

bro its not crashing cuz our pcs cant handle it there is something with the game cuz i can play any other game on ultra graphics without issues but with the lowest graphics and gore on half sword still crashes out of nowhere

[uneven trout]

no i was in ultimate challenge and after 2 spawned game just boom

[craggy wind]

someone know how to get infinite stamina in slow mode

[rotund patio]

mods prob

[lost plaza]

mods, use either the inf stamina setting in half sword enhancer or invunerability in massclowns trainer mod.

[craggy wind]

thanks

[regal oar]

what happens after you beat the ultimate challange?

[rare sparrow]

you get the baron

[tired wigeon]

Beggar champion keeps kicking my ass man

[regal oar]

i beat the final boss but before i pressed G my game crashed and im back on beggar

[rare sparrow]

close range with him and you will be good

[lost plaza]

Yeah I think I broke Willies neck that time

[drowsy flint]

can someone explain like im an idiot why stabbing only seems to work when it wants to now?

[trail steeple]

So basically, idk

[fallow stone]

hopefully they fix this, gets really frustrating sometimes

[lost plaza]

janky hitbox and speed

[gray tusk]

bro why im getting fatal error every 10 minutes

is there a fix?

[lost plaza]

make sure your launch option is on dx11, and turn gore off if youre doing ultimate challenge

[tawny skiff]

is there a way of not playing this gauntlet mode i just wanna mess about in armour

[drowsy flint]

yeah free mode

[tawny skiff]

how do i do that settings ?

[drowsy flint]

most games are easier/better with higher fps

kinda how gaming has worked since it began lol

[drowsy flint]

no.

you click this Free Mode button

[tawny skiff]

oh 😂 should get some glasses

[uneven trout]

why do i keep getting fatal error in ultimate challenge
BRUUUHBRUUUH

[stoic obsidian]

everyone's getting that

[uneven trout]

RAAAAAGH
it only happens when i have the best build ever

[north cedar]

You should've learned to pary the game files

[uneven trout]

yeah my bad man

[gray tusk]

well i did it it worked for another 10 minutes before fatal error

[past flame]

Can someone explain the Abyss to me what does it do?

[stoic obsidian]

progress

[gray tusk]

original version of demo before the update when u die in gauntlet mode u get teleported to there and can get ur rank back by killing the boss in there

[past flame]

ohh alr

[stoic obsidian]

takes you to the Abyss mode

[lost plaza]

if you go to https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1359239086447136839 and send your issue in, it'll be resolved soon

[gritty marsh]

why do these dudes like live for a good 3 seconds after i press the killswitch on them? by that i meant like stabbing them in the brain

[clever turtle]

It's a last chance if you're in gauntlet. If you're in free mode it's basically just and endless run, like Ultimate Challenge. Main difference is that you will recover from nonfatal wounds excluding severed limbs

[past flame]

Ty

[lost plaza]

Imagine recovering from severed limbs though...

[uneven trout]

is the final boss in the ultimate challenge is the gold mf?

[past flame]

is there a yt channel about this game with techniques and tutorials or is this game brand new?

[clever turtle]

I mean, if it doesn't outright kill you you can just keep going. I thugged it out with one arm on one for a bit.

[lost plaza]

theres gotta be a mod for that someday

[lost plaza]

yeah ik, im talking abt how it would be cool to see an arm regenerate flesh and bone over time, obviously not realistic at all

[gritty marsh]

just search hema techniques and stances dude

[clever turtle]

Not really, it's a self-taught kind of system. If I can give you any pointers it would be to learn when to take it slow and when to absolutely clobber them before they get a word in.

[tired wigeon]

man people are good at using weapons, i just flail around until they die or i die 😭

[gritty marsh]

well you can do basically everything except that fancy move where you rotate your wrist and hit your opponent

[regal oar]

played abyss and got too 2900 points till i died

[past flame]

Most of the time I run straight into them grab and beat the shit out of them like mike tyson, them hands moving fast

[modest estuary]

WHY DOES WILLIE COLLAPSE AT THE SLIGHEST BREEZE NOW

[gritty marsh]

honestly they should like add a vital spot in the chest like the heart so when you stab em they immediately die

[slow iris]

fart sword

[gritty marsh]

shut up

[patent blade]

wHy iS iT wHiTe 😂

[lavish anvil]

I need some smaller bucklers

[vernal lion]

how long is the ultimate challenge

[slow iris]

1 billion years

[uneven trout]

I WON!!!

[lost plaza]

4-5 centimetres

[lavish anvil]

Baron is hardest

[uneven trout]

who is baron

[vernal lion]

willie how do i become like you

[uneven trout]

true dedication

https://tenor.com/view/gambling-dedication-cali-slot-machine-money-gif-11549382875540676479

[modest estuary]

what the fuck are these abyss spawns why are guys spawning behind me as soon as i finish champion fights insta killing me from behind

[uneven trout]

im trying to kill him to get his stuff but he doesn't die

oh nvm i can get it from main menu 😂

[past flame]

I'm a commoner now🔥

[uneven trout]

fire

got one of the coolest glitches

[winged sparrow]

yo, stupid question, but is multiplayer on the cards at all?

[mortal bone]

why does your character fall down from a slight breeze and take 3x longer to stand up now

[fallow stone]

how did it happen

[winged sparrow]

in that case im praying on their success

[summer cloud]

If you want multiplayer better mod it yourself

[stoic obsidian]

don't hold your breath, it'd probably be quite a long time if it ever happens

[wind flume]

I'll never not be impressed by the fact that femoral cuts are lethal

[stoic obsidian]

femoral?

[vapid hull]

Holy two seconds of research batman

[uneven trout]

switched to free mode, it was on fist tier, so i put baron and quickly pressed play, it showed fist fights like im in tier one

[stoic obsidian]

sigмas are not femoral

[lost plaza]

I really wanna see blood 2.0, or whatever the latest gore stuff theyve been working on, be implemented into the playtest

[stoic obsidian]

slow mode destroys the weak and wicked

[lost plaza]

This:

[regal oar]

do you think the first boss stole the helmet from that boss with full armour but without a helmet?

[modest viper]

when willl it be ready

[lost plaza]

hoping its whats coming in the end of year release

[stoic obsidian]

let's say it is

[frank scarab]

some of these images stray back all the way back to 2023

[halcyon flare]

dude i am still stuck on this scythe dude... ri[p

[lost plaza]

Aye, but ill still hold out hope for early access

[torn schooner]

I just stepped in and chopped off his leg with my axe

[soft belfry]

Im chalked when I go to the abyss at a high rank. I get the 20fps and ganged up by multiple combatants

[halcyon flare]

HOW DUDE... I havent even gotten close to the guy in hours, he swings so fast and his range is HUGE. i've tried to follow what other people suggest but its not happening. the wooden part of his scythe is just as deadly as the sharp part

[torn schooner]

I got really lucky

[lost plaza]

if hes in full body tungsten hes gonna have a hard time getting anywhere

[stoic obsidian]

bro you need to send a clip or something, that guy has got to be the easiest boss in existence

[halcyon flare]

ill do it, ill get a clip if you want

[languid lance]

Can somebody explain me how tf this happened

[lost plaza]

oh yeah for sure, but he aint taking a single step without shattering his entire skeletal system

[half pollen]

reckon controller support will happen?

[stoic obsidian]

lol do it

[lost plaza]

I think you can already use controller

[halcyon flare]

HAHA i stareted the clip and the dude chopped himsown hand off

[stoic obsidian]

oh my

[autumn halo]

does the game keep crashing for anyone else?

[half pollen]

oh sick

[stoic obsidian]

yes

[torn schooner]

I got to the spike Pike guy

[south root]

I hate on polearm people

[patent blade]

Try stabbing him with the fork

[torn schooner]

And he knocked me to the ground and then absolutely smashed my face in

[patent blade]

L poleaxe supremacy

[south root]

I respect the poleaxe (just nothing else)

[sick marten]

polehammers 💪

[south root]

Okay I just hate spears and forks and everything alike

[halcyon flare]

i dont want to just switch to the best weapon to be able to beat the game...

[mint wadi]

So...two sword style...works

https://tenor.com/view/greg-sb-gif-sponge-bob-menacingly-sb-menacingly-sb-patrick-menacingly-fc-blairhall-primary-gif-gif-25308554

[bronze eagle]

I'm just now geting to play the update, and it says "Militia Unlocked" but then it isn't unlocked and when I try to fight again, i'm now facing armored oponents and have none?

[mint wadi]

you have to choose a faction on the right side of the screen

[lost plaza]

^

[worldly glacier]

I just punched someone so hard in the face they went airborne

[mint wadi]

Also, I find that if you use an actual two handed sword technique of slow but steady wide swings constantly, it usually works!

It's quite funny actually

[lost plaza]

Currently trying to beat gauntlet unarmed (using the beggar tier only) and the shields are such a pain!!!

[quiet cairn]

Is game good with controller

[mint wadi]

I didn't even know it had controller support

[quiet cairn]

It does i use it and its good but like idk if im getting the full experience with it

[stoic obsidian]

sigмa

[quiet cairn]

Cuz ik u can like do cool stuff with computer controls but idk abt controller

[stoic obsidian]

@flint crescent how the hell did your sigмa get censored but mine doesn't?

[mint wadi]

Wacky font

[past flame]

Bro this scythe boss just TOUCHED me and split me in half

[quiet cairn]

Same

[past flame]

nah its goated

[stoic obsidian]

yeah but your "sigмa" seems to have been censored in #🧠rot even though it's the exact same format and lettering

[quiet cairn]

Games good just learn to improvise

[past flame]

I never got past the 3rd boss but I love this game especially to chop them into pieces after winning

[zinc agate]

anyone else strugglin with movement controls?

[stoic obsidian]

thrusting maneuvers work well against that one, i usually do it with a longsword

[zinc agate]

it feels like my dude just instantly stops running as soon as i get near someone

[quiet cairn]

Idk rlly how to thrust on controller

[stoic obsidian]

idk click the attack button twice maybe

[past flame]

Is it playable on controller?

[zinc agate]

ik with keyboard you hold alt, take a peek at keybinds?

[quiet cairn]

Yes i do on xbox controller

[quiet cairn]

Dosent say what exactly but ill try what it says

[stoic obsidian]

tbf it's still a demo rn

[quiet cairn]

See a demo has bugs is the thing u act like they can control a bug lol yes they can fix it but how would they know to give ur status back when u could be lying /begging for it so just play it again lol

[frank scarab]

kinda, i haven't played it on a gamepad for awhile but i think it only has partial controller support, you just have to bind some buttons manually.

[molten galleon]

Game is not absolute ass pipe down

[quiet cairn]

All buttons do work minus the continue key and moving the mouse to select a mode

They made free mode everything minus last class

[lost plaza]

this is gonna take a while...

[frank scarab]

even opening the inventory and switching hands?

[cedar garden]

those knifes that are smaller than my middle finger that i am about to give them are so pointless, im better off without a weapon

[quiet cairn]

Yes x is to switch hands and idr how to get to ur inv but i have done it before

Ur talking the weird wheel thing with the 5 slots?

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crushed-watermelon-pulverized-destroyed-gif-17029762601455777728

🍈

[frank scarab]

yeah, i assume first person also is there too?

[worn heron]

full controller support is planned fyi

[wanton fable]

Being the baron and just punching people is great ❤️

[quiet cairn]

I dont think inv or first is an option without computer input honestyly

[halcyon flare]

can you show a clip of doing this?

[mint wadi]

Okay I just did something that felt like it belonged in some sort of fight choreography. It's 3 seconds cause uh, nothing cool happened after.

[dusky grotto]

Imagine not using WASD lol

[lost plaza]

can do, hold on

[shell vector]

https://www.pcgamesn.com/half-sword/steam-update

Halfsword got mentioned in a very positive way

[worn heron]

This was a good article

[halcyon flare]

it feels like i must be missing something if some people can fist fight armoured enemies and i get wrecked by scythe guy every time

[mint wadi]

Check this sweet...block? It's like a star wars move.

[worn heron]

It popped up on my Google news feed randomly

[mint wadi]

Mine too!

[worn heron]

I react you good sir

[quiet cairn]

Is there a good way to kill thr dude with scythe

[mint wadi]

I like to wait til he swings, then try to get up on him and pin his scythe down somehow with your weapon.

[stoic obsidian]

just get in his range when he's not attacking then kill him

[dusky grotto]

Long two handed weapon works. Get a good axe swing in

[cedar garden]

pitchfork

[worn heron]

I try to stay on his left side (your right when facing him) because if you stay on the left side of his scythe, it's hard for him to hit you.

[honest edge]

any help with fatal errors?

[worn heron]

Try swapping the DX setting in your game settings.

sometimes helps

[cosmic kelp]

I always go for the left, because I always swing to the right

[halcyon flare]

I always just get knocked over or run out of stamina tho...

[mint wadi]

Doesn't always work.

[honest edge]

im on 12 and it helped a lil,but i still get too many,i cant get past ultimate challange

[quiet cairn]

Imma try pitchfork this run but ik axe does wonders cuz thats wat i usually used to kill him

[worn heron]

Yehh I find the way the scytheboss attacks in a very predictable pattern

[honest edge]

just get close to scythe boss,or stab him with pitchfork

[cosmic kelp]

It always happens after a fight against 3 willies after you kill one, right?

[worn heron]

Try turning off blood in game settings for the ultimate challenge— they worked on the crashes but its not perfected yet.

[stoic obsidian]

the scythe boss in the abyss feels like an actual threat unlike the scythe dude in gauntlet

[worn heron]

some people have recommended turning blood off for the Ultimate Challenge fight as a temporary fix

[mint wadi]

I am absolutely loving this billhook thing. It's so fun swinging it around swapping hands.

[worn heron]

Then again, old scythe was WAYY too sharp lol

[granite sigil]

We shouldn't need to turn it off tho I mean they are pushing new stuff every day which is great but the crahses are their biggest issue

[stoic obsidian]

lol yeah

[worn heron]

I think our new guy deserves a helmet or bevor tho

Honor our old reaper

[deep moat]

I remember old scythe instantly splitting guys in half

[quiet cairn]

I got split in half oop

[torn schooner]

The axe is great

[glad turret]

our new guy lacks the aura of the old sychte guy, hes a cheap knockoff that has no staying power

[fallow stone]

ah this bug is actually really consistent

[nimble oasis]

@mighty nexus

[honest edge]

ok i will reduce gore to none so it doesnt eroor

[glad turret]

need my old abyss bosses back they were iconic

[worn heron]

Like I said, it's a temporary fix. The past two updates addressed this crashing issue and it has helped for a good majority of people. It's a work in progress demo— gotta take things one step at a time and get feedback from updates to see who is still being affected and why

[glad turret]

these new ones just lack all the aura(excepts the beggar tier one)

[mint wadi]

I know it's probably not intentional, but it feels like some eastern martial arts type shit lol.

[stoic obsidian]

bro the commoner boss has aura

[mellow wagon]

yo chat how do you save the files,

[worn heron]

Check the pins

[glad turret]

the one with the big sword? id say the old fencer outclassed him

[torn schooner]

Speaking of honoring, I like how the midrange boss is one of the most prolific half sword youtubers

[frank scarab]

we gone from "DEVS PLEASE ADD GORE" to "yeah i personally turn off blood and gore, it takes off WAYYY too much performance"

[deep moat]

Peasant boss is a vibe too

[mellow wagon]

oh aight

[olive cliff]

why playtest gone

[stoic obsidian]

honestly i didn't play much of the old abyss so iunno

[wanton zinc]

is there a mod that can fix the fact that i die from being stabbed in the shoulder? shit is pissing me off

[worn heron]

Check the top of #faq !

[glad turret]

i remember killing the fencer for the first time, trying to disembowel him and getting jumped by his goons

[worn heron]

New build

[lost plaza]

wont bore you with the whole thing, but it HEAVILY relies on the other Willies doing the work for me lol, would be very hard to beat em on my own

[worn heron]

I fucks with beggar boss. The Axeman 🗣️

[glad turret]

it was so much fun, in my humble opinion better than the new abyss. the bosses were iconic

[deep moat]

The fencer's sword was terrifyingly sharp in the demo

[stoic obsidian]

yeah he's kinda chill, i usually don't disembowel him too much after i defeat him

[glad turret]

the beggar boss is the only one who made me rage like the old ones

[pallid oar]

crazy how those same people don't realize how many resources does blood take in and additional gore and bits

[mint wadi]

Even the stupid stances you do when shit goes wrong looks like you're just adding flair to the moves. Willie is learning Bojutsu lol

[stoic obsidian]

beggar boss feels like bane from batman

[worn heron]

He is quite the intimidating Willie.

[glad turret]

also have the double handed axes gotten sharper?

[worn heron]

The woodcutting axe is definitely sharper than it was in the playtest

[quiet cairn]

Bruh i just got split in half by a dude with war machete and shield from commoner class fml

[mint wadi]

I personally do NOT like the guy in the all black padded set with a big greatsword.

[glad turret]

remember in the old demo you had to get a lucky hack at the limb to get fly off

[lost plaza]

Willie just has aura, anything he does is purposeful

[worn heron]

personally I think it should be duller. It gave the woodcutting axe charm.

[deep moat]

Beggar boss is Arnold Schwarzenegger in a helmet

[mint wadi]

both peasant axes should be pretty dang dull. Ideally like 1/3 of a sword.

[cedar garden]

when is willie gonna be able to shove a billhook in his mouth, armpits, legpits, and shove a spear up his ass

[glad turret]

beggar boss the only one id put on the same terrifying tier as the axeman and reaper when you first meet them

[fallow swift]

anyone feel like the AI don't take damage like we do? I can stab them 15 times in their limbs and gut and they barely stumble, let alone drop their weapon, but one smack on my shoulder makes my character fall and drop his weapon

[halcyon flare]

^

[cedar garden]

"give me your clothes"

[drowsy flint]

omg goedendag so op pls nerf

[worn heron]

It's inconsistent sometimes. I've had a moment where i was able to still fight with my arm cut off lol

[fallow swift]

noticing my character can't even walk properly in the middle of the arena for the final gauntlet challenge

[glad turret]

yall remember the minion spam that the mid tier bosses used to do? had many times where i died from them and not from the boss itself

[dusky grotto]

“Hasta la vista Willie”

[cedar garden]

thats why i put player damage at 0 and npc damage at 100 to even things out

[cerulean cloud]

how did a hammer do this

[worn heron]

Does he seem to trip over an invisible wall??

[stoic obsidian]

honestly he doesn't have the same aura because you fight this dark reaper in the bowels of an unending abyss, beggar king's got style but his environment doesn't give him that much aura

[cosmic kelp]

I took this video without using any mod or cheat, dont ask me how because I dont want this patched out.

[fallow swift]

yeah it honestly feels fair that way

[halcyon flare]

Yeah my character sometimes does not walk properly, and gets knocked over by any attack, including just touching the handle of an enemy's weapon

[cedar garden]

internal bleeding and then skinned the dude somehow

[glad turret]

do hammers still pop heads btw? i remember that as a method to steal helmets in the old playtest

[broken jolt]

I finally beat the gauntlet and got baron!!!

[pallid oar]

i love how the embed keeps freezing on desktop and I have to go to mobile every single time I want to see these videos

[cedar garden]

i literally killed a willie with the pommel of my war hammer ( i wasnt halfswording or swinging the weapon at all)

[fallow swift]

no, it's just like he's walking in quicksand