orchid crypt
not yet, so that's it?
#halfsword-chat-⚔
tough yew
light storm
CLANK
wheat rock
stabbing makes me want to kms so much, pitchfork is an amazing weapon but it's usefullness is completely ruined when going into a stabbing stance makes it swing into position, lose grip sometimes???, and also just points beside the enemy or in-between their legs??
tough yew
report it on #1047240101152960525
limpid urchin
okey
but ima tell it here
cant show a pic but starting from all the bottom the 4th rank i unlocked it the one with a hat and a spear
alpine heath
CLANK
icl sometimes I call the others sweats but thats just coz Im jealous of their skill😭
limpid urchin
and it wouldn't let me pick it it was locked
warm void
is this even fair
warm void
is this even fair
I didn't even commit witchery
vernal quarry
Did they change how the weapons feel in the latest update? They feel different to swing
light storm
rate this shit gang
light storm
icl sometimes I call the others sweats but thats just coz Im jealous of their sk...
same
warm void
whoever decided to add fog to the abyss, I gotta thank them. It fixed my fear of the abyss.
wind charm
Warning, this is peak.
kind bridge
finally got baron
light storm
Warning, this is peak.
light storm
Warning, this is peak.
that double jab was so sick
rapid rivet
experimenting
warm void
finally got baron
I cant get baron because my game bugged and crashes
dire tide
pull off hand out to fight boss the axe gets stuck so willy leans forward and gets head split open.... ITS BLOODY SABOTAGE
light storm
Warning, this is peak.
how do you do that looking back pose btw
vernal quarry
Warning, this is peak.
How you do taht
light storm
it looks so sick
wind charm
how do you do that looking back pose btw
i'll dm u my king, gatekeeping aint easy
tough yew
molten echo
Why.... why the ping.👹
vernal quarry
How on earth do you get golden armour
molten echo
Also I'm fucking pissed my pc's dead and I cant play halfsword
But also what the fuck happenned to the game
Was there an update or something?!
rapid rivet
experimenting
light storm
i'll dm u my king, gatekeeping aint easy
alr
dire tide
how do you jump? i just saw npc do jump kick
light storm
how do you jump? i just saw npc do jump kick
you cant
limpid urchin
also
dire tide
:/ you dodge backwards and physics does it thing so you hop a little bit and then you kick 😄
rapid rivet
we need some uppercuts
light storm
we need some uppercuts
i saw someone do it
limpid urchin
why tf you are a peasant and have to fight against a 6'7 guy with an helment an axe and you only have a few items?
mint wadi
I...don't think bones are supposed to bend this way
light storm
mint wadi
Also he's still alive and screaming.
novel spear
why tf you are a peasant and have to fight against a 6'7 guy with an helment an ...
its a test
novel spear
how do i play playtest
its the demo
jolly gorge
it says the game doesnt exist
jolly gorge
wait so now
limpid urchin
its a test
then som,ething to fix
novel spear
playtest merged with demo
jolly gorge
its not just the black void?
limpid urchin
tbh the only way to kill him is with long range weapons
novel spear
its not just the black void?
playtest merged with demo
abyss still exists in the game
light storm
i use the knife
its so goated
quick spire
would be really cool if the bosses in the abyss were demonic versions of themselves or something
limpid urchin
i use the knife
i once used it and he fucking axe'd me into the forehead
light storm
the cleaver and kitchen knife are so goated
quick spire
or if they were just skeletons
light storm
would be really cool if the bosses in the abyss were demonic versions of themsel...
yeah
limpid urchin
or if they were just skeletons
no bc how u stab a skeleton?
light storm
ig the abyss is like hell since if you die you go down in there
rapid rivet
it works but it's kind of hit or miss
limpid urchin
yeah but imagine u had a knife no way
warm void
this boss just ran away
mint wadi
anybody else turn damage to player all the way down when you get a weapon that is a bit rare?
light storm
it works but it's kind of hit or miss
lmao
quick spire
then turn them into demons
limpid urchin
yeah
quick spire
or really, really squishy skellies
limpid urchin
im in the abyss actually
quick spire
would be funny
novel spear
ITS TIME TO REPOST MY IMAGES AGAIN
mint wadi
I very rarely get to use this thing.
rapid rivet
I very rarely get to use this thing.
that exists?
quick spire
its bad and good at the same time
novel spear
rate this image
mint wadi
that exists?
Right?
Dude stop spamming your memes.
We get it, you edited some text onto a few images of Half Sword.
quick spire
ayyyy let my guy have his fun
faint flower
why the f do the bosses kill me even when im surrendering?
quick spire
can always just ignore those messages
novel spear
but i need more suggestions
faint flower
i keep losing so much progress
quick spire
why the f do the bosses kill me even when im surrendering?
they really, really hate you
gusty notch
i keep losing so much progress
if you kill the boss in the abyss it brings you back
mint wadi
You've literally posted them here 21 times in the past two days.
light storm
rate this image
i seen those before
light storm
You've literally posted them here 21 times in the past two days.
LMAO
faint flower
they really, really hate you
and why are they war criminals? when enemies beg for mercy in spoilance they always come back and kill me
quick spire
keep up with the grind
rapid rivet
rate this image
charging up my left hook
faint flower
if you kill the boss in the abyss it brings you back
yeah but that takes a lot of time
quick spire
and why are they war criminals? when enemies beg for mercy in spoilance they alw...
there were no war crimes in the medieval ages
mostly anyways
light storm
i think i got the looking back pose thng down
novel spear
LMAO
yes ik ik
ik
now let me make more memes
please
let me do it
i need more ideas
yall got any ideas?
quick spire
dude's addicted
quick spire
i would agree with the memes if they werent straight from 2014
that stuff makes my face contort in disgust
novel spear
does it look like i want to do memes with brainrot words
quick spire
no need for brainrot just
novel spear
the baron's the most zigmaest zigzigma
tough yew
quick spire
make it more original or at least try to make it remotely funny
mint wadi
yall got any ideas?
This is fine.
(mid-air or ragdoll screenshot)
Me vs. the guy she told me not to worry about
(you in rags, enemy in full plate)
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
My knight: PARKOUR
(tripping, flipping, or falling)
Call an ambulance...
But not for me.
(you on the ground, pulling a dagger)
When you press the wrong button but go with it
(swinging the wrong way or friendly fire)
1 INT / 99 STR
Stealth Mode: ON
(grappling a knight with a dagger)
I fear no man...
But that thing—
It scares me.
(peasant with pitchfork)
That one friend who picks
‘friendly fire: ON’
(getting hit by teammate)
GET OUTTA MY CASTLE
(pushing someone off a ledge)
Victory...
But at what cost?
(you win but are dying/limbless)
wind charm
the baron's the most zigmaest zigzigma
is it a plug if it's related and awesome pilled?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iR-f0uqZ878
mortal vector
i cannot wait for the ea to release
mint wadi
Same.
rapid rivet
wait fuck did i not get the clip of me decimating willie's nose
novel spear
This is fine.
(mid-air or ragdoll screenshot)
Me vs. the guy she told me not to...
ok sure
rapid rivet
NOO
warm void
THIS MUST'VE HURT
mint wadi
THIS MUST'VE HURT
bruce lee over here
tough yew
alt
dire tide
i still think the wood cutters axe shouldnt split people top down like fire wood... thats not how human bodies work 😮
mortal vector
one time my whole face got cut off
gusty notch
quick question chat, is there going to be any way to like select the armor pieces you wanna wear in halfsword???
warm void
bruce lee over here
BRUCE LEE
quick spire
its tragic to see how many people have to actually play on graphic settings that are lower than high
the lack of optimization is truly, crazy
mint wadi
quick question chat, is there going to be any way to like select the armor piece...
Of course.
mortal vector
quick question chat, is there going to be any way to like select the armor piece...
you can use cheats for now
gusty notch
Of course.
baller thank you, i just wanted to know
warm void
its tragic to see how many people have to actually play on graphic settings that...
its crazy that I just want to have the highest fps.
gusty notch
you can use cheats for now
oh damn wait how do i do that
light storm
"You dare challenge me, mortal?"
mortal vector
oh damn wait how do i do that
i dont know when they will update it for the demo update but theres a mod installer on github
quick spire
i mean i have to play on shit thats lower than high anyways
mint wadi
you can use cheats for now
I don't think there's a trainer that works yet for the update, there might be but it requires you to go to a specific discord server and I don't really feel comfortable with that one.
warm void
oh damn wait how do i do that
trainer mod
quick spire
i got a fatal crash error but the game is running just fine?
mortal vector
i mean i have to play on shit thats lower than high anyways
i have to straight up play on low
mint wadi
i got a fatal crash error but the game is running just fine?
do you have the npc damage all the way up?
quick spire
both player and npc
mint wadi
turn them both down a smidgen. By like 10%
wind charm
both player and npc
quick spire
https://tenor.com/view/worried-monkey-worried-monkey-gif-5992280527583416561
whats wrong with my settings 😭
gusty notch
trainer mod
is it reliable and not something that will hack me 💀
mint wadi
Having the npc damage all the way up makes my game crash. Seems to be a recurring issue. I do not know if player damage effects it but it seems to be an issue with damage numbers or something along those lines.
gusty notch
I don't think there's a trainer that works yet for the update, there might be bu...
also yeah same i dont feel comfy with that either
light storm
https://tenor.com/view/worried-monkey-worried-monkey-gif-5992280527583416561
so real bro
quick spire
you can really tell that someone is new to gaming when they say something like that
warm void
is it reliable and not something that will hack me 💀
its reliable alr
light storm
playing on high damage for yourself is so scary
mint wadi
Yo mOO I haven't seen you in forever man.
mint wadi
How are you liking the new update? Bet you have to get used to the polearms.
light storm
GET EMOTED ON, MORTAL!
warm void
sweep kick by the end.
light storm
sturdy yns
rapid rivet
punching
tough yew
quick spire
do people NOT have their damage all the way up or something
light storm
HOLY SHIT THATS SO SICK
mint wadi
have a very nice pc
rapid rivet
how to get that kind of graphics
in settings, im just using high
light storm
how to get that kind of graphics
play on dx12
warm void
do people NOT have their damage all the way up or something
nop, im tired of dying.
rapid rivet
in settings, im just using high
i'm also running on dx11
gusty notch
do people NOT have their damage all the way up or something
i usually have mine maybe like 20% lower than max for both
quick spire
wow
rapid rivet
do people NOT have their damage all the way up or something
yea damage all the way up is like my go-to way to play gauntlet and abyss
mint wadi
Bro got fuckin' BONKED
quick spire
blocking the beggar boss while half swording a candle holder is so satisfying
tough yew
HOLY SHIT THATS SO SICK
thankks
rapid rivet
quick spire
the candle holder might actually be the best weapon in the game i am not joking
that reach is actually insane
mortal vector
those people with the big stick with spikes are guaranteed death
cyan pulsar
God, the worst thing is killing someone, and then they jank their weapon into your leg via the power of bullshit
wind charm
Yo mOO I haven't seen you in forever man.
I've never left realm... I've played so much I can fucking read the future. 
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxDgrxIDlHQfkIw2IS-iCNXojxD6zx0bzz?si=Yp1Bi-BTtSNdBRP5
quick spire
those people with the big stick with spikes are guaranteed death
yeah you have to play it like a dark souls game waiting for a single frame of opportunity
rapid rivet
the candle holder might actually be the best weapon in the game i am not joking
spiky stick and candle holder take the spot for best, they both can just bludgeon someone even with armor
quick spire
spiky stick and candle holder take the spot for best, they both can just bludgeo...
i wish the way how you hold the candle stick wasnt nerfed
its reach was slightly nerfed, in the old demo you held it like a normal spear
and its damage was higher
crystal radish
just died from my self stabing my foot with a fork on the floor and couldn't get out... 
rapid rivet
i wish the way how you hold the candle stick wasnt nerfed
i think its better tbh, i can smack faces much more with the new grip
light storm
a lttle jousting
mint wadi
I've never left realm... I've played so much I can fucking read the future. <:wi...
What the fuck was that The Force shit that happened with your poleaxe for a split second. Thing did a 360 boomerang.
light storm
spiky stick and candle holder take the spot for best, they both can just bludgeo...
what about that bigass axe
quick spire
fair enough
mint wadi
lmao I'm watching that part over and over.
light storm
the slightest touch from it can take a limb off or kill you instantly
wind charm
What the fuck was that The Force shit that happened with your poleaxe for a spli...
I threw it at him and he hit it back to me, which I then deflected by pulling out my sword.
mint wadi
It literally zero g bounces off and returns to you.
quick spire
why is it so satisfying to grapple people with spears and then just drag them onto the floor
rapid rivet
what about that bigass axe
i mean it can phase through armor but it's not too common
light storm
i mean it can phase through armor but it's not too common
yea
quick spire
ironically it tends to kill them too due to the weird damage calculations
rapid rivet
yea
also just completely crashes your game if you try half-swording with it on some occasions
light storm
this looks like some medieval art or some shit
mint wadi
I love going for reverse stabs while halfswording.
tough yew
light storm
impeccable outfit
dire tide
sometimes the damage is it iffy like i was fighting random gambeson guy with falchion and i had to cut him 30 times to chest and he finally gave up when the arm fell off...
mint wadi
I love going for reverse stabs while halfswording.
Literally looks like some shit John Wick would do.
novel spear
I love going for reverse stabs while halfswording.
this good?
wind charm
that's not ovrdth, that's abovepassing.
dire tide
i would have thought maby the cuts were not penning but he was DRENCHED in blood
quick spire
this good?
kinda ass
light storm
that's not ovrdth, that's abovepassing.
real
quick spire
yes
mortal vector
whats the best weapon for 3rd tier boss
quick spire
shoulda done that meme with the spiky spear thing
tough yew
that's not ovrdth, that's abovepassing.
heh, i can send the save file here if you wanna fuck around with it
mint wadi
this good?
mate I'll be real with you I just used chatgpt to generate a list of some memes for you to appease you since it seemed liked you really needed somebody to tell you what to do instead of being creative.
wind charm
this good?
novel spear
mate I'll be real with you I just used chatgpt to generate a list of some memes ...
OHHHHH
ok
yk what ill try to be creative
rapid rivet
it's so addictive
mint wadi
Willie boutta get some real steel....somewhere
novel spear
its time to do some lore about baron and willie fr
wind charm
heh, i can send the save file here if you wanna fuck around with it
I merely wish to be a jolly ol blue boi
tough yew
I merely wish to be a jolly ol blue boi
soon if i figure out the color values properly
cyan pulsar
I have finally found the easiest way to kill second boss, half sword an axe and use it to keep his spear stuck low, and then just jam your axe into him
wind charm
it's so addictive
being able to box in any armor weight is so peak, I def recommend trying it
tough yew
rapid rivet
being able to box in any armor weight is so peak, I def recommend trying it
haven't done any armour boxing since the new update so i'll try some
mortal vector
being able to box in any armor weight is so peak, I def recommend trying it
2 questions
how did you get the gold armor
and how did you get such a long sword
tough yew
baron rank that you unlock by beating the gauntlet
mortal vector
how does it work
wind charm
it looks like you got done with his shit and said fuck it
Crashing out is a viable strat 
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/m-ag9F-QYAs
tough yew
its a rouge like
mint wadi
You're mine now......
rapid rivet
is baron armor temporary or permanent?
mortal vector
baron should be always unlocked
rapid rivet
kkkk
mortal vector
i dont wanna backup my saves everytime
tough yew
should me permanent but like people keep always having it disappeared from them mysteriously
quick spire
black and gold armor when
near tree
does backing up saves still work?
rapid rivet
black and gold armor when
greenwich?
mint wadi
My Baron rank disappears whenever I start a new gauntlet, then I have to beat it again.
timid birch
does backing up saves still work?
Yes
near tree
How do you do it?
quick spire
greenwich?
pardon?
timid birch
But make sure you save player equipment as well
mortal vector
My Baron rank disappears whenever I start a new gauntlet, then I have to beat it...
theres a save file on reddit
mint wadi
Nah I've beat it 3 times.
rapid rivet
im not a big medieval guy so i have no idea
im not a big medieval guy either, i was just looking at some armor on wikipedia, came upon greenwich and yeah, black & gold
quick spire
m
vernal quarry
theres a save file on reddit
Link
quick spire
trying to fight the scythe guy with a short axe is such a pain
true fractal
How the hell am I supposed to beat the 3rd boss?
novel spear
more lore about baron and his son willie fr fr
near tree
But make sure you save player equipment as well
Could you tell me how u can save files in the demo?
mint wadi
So I tried to do some m00 type shit with the billhook and well...I'm not sure I'm fit for it.
vernal quarry
search half sword save file on google you may find it
Found it. Don't know how to import it though
mint wadi
Never let them know your next move.
timid birch
near tree
https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/s/7ILBm5YF6c
Thank you very much
glacial widget
why cant i post pics here
mint wadi
need level 2 for pics, I believe.
glacial widget
shoot
who wanna chat about sum
rq
like daddy issues
woman with daddy issues
W or L
W in my opinion
@mint wadi
woman with daddy issues?
mint wadi
I'm attracted to men
quick spire
same
mint wadi
I'm literally not lying.
glacial widget
is this freak hour
glacial widget
whats happenin
novel spear
i do lore fr fr
quick spire
kissing boys is better than kissing women
glacial widget
brh
quick spire
uh huh
glacial widget
ik your lore boring
novel spear
whats happenin
yeah same im attracted to boys like they're my homies
mortal vector
does dying as baron make you lose him
glacial widget
im attracted to them to
novel spear
maybe you could do that for me
glacial widget
they so fun to hang out with
quick spire
kissing boys is better than kissing women
not really its up to preferance but you get the joke
glacial widget
mint wadi
Alright chat is getting weird.
quick spire
uh huh
mint wadi
Lets uh, move on.
novel spear
ok no more joking
mint wadi
dire tide
harlberd so good...
glacial widget
thought i was in manor lords chat
thought i was in 3rd person game mode
i play this and manor lords
so this is like the tournaments in manor lords for me
im larping
larping willie in manor lords
im still cooked chat
quick spire
??
mint wadi
Please forsake the conversation we are currently having.
I beg of you.
Exit demon time
next badger
https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/s/7ILBm5YF6c
I was like 2 or 3 points away from the king fight, and all the progress got deleted 😭 need to backup next time, or is there a way I can recover this?
quick spire
Exit demon time
never
mint wadi
Yeah don't.
timid birch
I was like 2 or 3 points away from the king fight, and all the progress got dele...
Can I dm you?
dire tide
the mace boss should have worn helmet....
next badger
Can I dm you?
Yeah
quick spire
i really love men thouuugh >w< owo
mint wadi
express your love for men elsewhere
There's is nothing wrong with it, however, we are in the half sword discord.
cyan pulsar
God I fucking HATE the nail spear boss. The nail spears are the worst damn thing to fight, if they don't just stab you, they'll jankily kill you with 4 inch long nails or somehow knock you on your ass somehow and then kill you
mortal vector
i want golden armor without baron grrr
quick spire
There's is nothing wrong with it, however, we are in the half sword discord.
my bad
gilded breach
express your love for men elsewhere
i love wrestling shirtless willies to the ground
quick spire
that was insane copium for dying 4 times in a row to the beggar boss
gilded breach
grab em firmly
wintry laurel
i love wrestling shirtless willies to the ground
me too
quick spire
how am i dying to the first boss 😭
gilded breach
nice hook
cyan pulsar
he's not hard at all, best trick is pick up the knife, wait for him to miss an attack (either by baiting or dodging) and then just shanking him under the ribs when he whiffs
gilded breach
stab beggar boss like the terrorist u are
quick spire
no i know how to beat him
its just that i somehow keep dying to him and its actually embarassing
warm void
why was this pickup so clean
cyan pulsar
It's Militia boss that really grinds my gears
He has the most annoying weapon in the entire game, and the strength to just overpower you or physics jank you and then he'll just hit you and insta kill you whilst you're on the ground
gilded breach
warstaff is really annoying to deal with
cyan pulsar
I haven't DIED to him so far
quick spire
i just died for the fifth time this is terrible i fell off
cyan pulsar
but I've lost to him several times
quick spire
actual tragedy
mint wadi
why was this pickup so clean
literally the most perfect ground pickup possible lol
quick spire
might be worse than 9/11
mint wadi
Alright bois take your pick, who's winning.
warm void
literally the most perfect ground pickup possible lol
TS wont happen in another 10 years
warm void
Alright bois take your pick, who's winning.
the one wit the bigger willie
sturdy mulch
my arm glitched inside myself
timber mountain
my game is crashing on ultimate challenge😭
quick spire
WAIT
HUH
I SOMEHOW STABBED THE BEGGAR BOSS THROUGH THE NECK WITH THE CANDLE STICK?
warm void
my arm glitched inside myself
you gotta grab the person pop that bone back to place.
cyan pulsar
Alright bois take your pick, who's winning.
I haven't actually died to this boss yet this run, but he keeps shoving me over with bullshit because Willie apparently has awful balance and noodle legs so I just have to keep surrendering before he kills me
sturdy mulch
the big and small one both have a blade at the end
dire tide
warhammer feels bit meh... like it doesnt have reach cause permanent half hold and the swings stop short because the butt hits your own nuggets
mint wadi
If you guessed man with the FUCKING PLANCON you are correct.
desert acorn
oh thats a saturated one
mint wadi
Yes saturation.
dire tide
being able to change weapon mid gauntlet sure would be nice
novel spear
uhh more memes cause why not
novel spear
being able to change weapon mid gauntlet sure would be nice
well i mean you could do that when you go back to the menu when you win a fight
quick spire
this one makes no sense
novel spear
but not in mid fight
novel spear
this one makes no sense
yeah ill change it back
quick spire
your dad when you talk shit to someone or someone elses dad
desert acorn
also just met the ghost of the sitting hose
quick spire
thats just confusing
novel spear
lets see
tough yew
novel spear
thats just confusing
"teachers when you ask them the wrong question" is this good
quick spire
thats... just worse
quick spire
relatable memes are really, really outdated
half timber
for some reason i can only beat the peasant boss in first person 💀
novel spear
ill just find a meme to get some inspiration holdon
quick spire
for some reason i can only beat the peasant boss in first person 💀
if it works it works
half timber
so far the peasant boss is the hardest out of the 4 ive beaten
cyan pulsar
i... still don't understand how people find peasant boss hard
quick spire
the scythe oneshots and your weapon selection is pretty bad
cyan pulsar
Peasant boss is a slight filter but peasant isn't too hard
dapper moat
The game runs worse? It ran fine before the update on epic DX12, Looks the same too
cyan pulsar
It's the Militia boss that does my head in
dire tide
survived peasent poker trough thigh... wasnt deep thought got lucky 30s later FATAL ERROR knew something was up 😄
regal fog
i loved the playtest version and had 33h on it
but now i cant play it and when i launch the demo i cant select the gore level
quick spire
It's the Militia boss that does my head in
both are equally as bad for me
regal fog
and js cant get past it at all
cyan pulsar
the scythe oneshots and your weapon selection is pretty bad
A little pro tip, you can half grip the axe and use it to trap the scythe and keep it from being able to attack you and then swing the axe head into him. It's an easy kill once you figure it out
desert acorn
Lights out
cyan pulsar
wdym telegraph the hit?
quick spire
predict how the swing will go
cyan pulsar
It's not really a grapple either
cyan pulsar
predict how the swing will go
you do it when he's not attacking
robust siren
if only there was a button that could hypothetically slow down time and make it extremely easy to tell what an enemy is going to do
half timber
I thought you meant beggar boss for a sec
I meant beggar boss..
novel spear
predict how the swing will go
this better?
half timber
beggar boss is way harder then peasant boss
quick spire
this better?
better
cyan pulsar
beggar boss is way harder then peasant boss
Really not at all
quick spire
oh no that one's piss easy
you can just run up to him grab him and beat the shit out of him
dont even need a weapon
glossy stirrup
any ideas why my game keeps crashing on the last stage after i kill 6-7 enemies? It crashes exactly when i kill someone
novel spear
beggar boss is way harder then peasant boss
get a candlestand, smash the fuck out of him
cyan pulsar
you do it when he's not attacking
his resting position for his scythe has him holding it down low, it's super easy to just half grip your axe, and essentially use your axe to prevent him from raising it to attack
remote raptor
is there a section for ideas?
quick spire
any ideas why my game keeps crashing on the last stage after i kill 6-7 enemies?...
how much ram do you have
glossy stirrup
16gb
half timber
yeah that strat works for me around less then a quarter of the time, the only strat ive found that works often is picking up metal gloves and getting close enough to where the axe head cant reach
glossy stirrup
okay thanks
remote raptor
just dropkick the mf
novel spear
its either ram or the game being... shit
or simply they have shitty cpus idk
cyan pulsar
yeah that strat works for me around less then a quarter of the time, the only st...
You're talking about beggar boss
Beggar boss has the axe
I'm talking about peasant boss
With the scythe
novel spear
i can still play half sword with 8 gb of ram
half timber
peasant boss is easy peasy, beggar boss is not
remote raptor
has any of you ever played the game at half speed?
cyan pulsar
Paws twas talking about peasant boss
half timber
has any of you ever played the game at half speed?
what in the gladio mori
novel spear
get a large candlestand
quick spire
no way im struggling so much with the commoner one
cyan pulsar
Peasant boss isn't too hard now that I've figured the strat, and beggar boss I shank pretty much all the time
quick spire
im so washed
novel spear
no way im struggling so much with the commoner one
what weapon does he carry i forgot
quick spire
uuuuh
a greatsword i think
one thats way longer than any weapon in the commoner section
half timber
i litterally got torn in half by the beggar boss on sight while tryna kill him
quick spire
no
novel spear
run up to him
quick spire
i know the strat
cyan pulsar
yeah I think he gets one of the knight longswords
quick spire
its just that i somehow keep dying to LITERALLY every boss
novel spear
the game hates you
quick spire
i have no idea how im so washed
novel spear
thats why
novel spear
no
quick spire
what
quick spire
no
earnest bolt
Really not at all
tbh i am glad the nerfed the beggar boss a little
novel spear
get your sword
earnest bolt
its still hard
novel spear
thrust the fuck out of him
quick spire
bro
cyan pulsar
its still hard
It really isn't hard and never was
earnest bolt
thrust the fuck out of him
or just take a pitchfork into the battle
robust siren
has anyone managed to break both an opponent's legs without them giving up or dying
cyan pulsar
I haven't died to him, even before they "nerfed" him
earnest bolt
It really isn't hard and never was
and it was, it was alot harder with just the cleaver especially for a new player like me
cyan pulsar
Do you know you can stab with ALT?
earnest bolt
i only had 20 hours in the playtest
quick spire
thrust the fuck out of him
check your dms i will literally show you the problem
cyan pulsar
with thrust mode?
earnest bolt
Do you know you can stab with ALT?
and i know how to do that, but "just stab" wasnt a good strategy
cyan pulsar
and that it instantly kills him 99% of the time if you stab him in the gut?
zenith remnant
wait why is the game forcing me into abyss when i die in the new 0.5 mode?
earnest bolt
i had to learn the hardway over the course of 2 hours
cyan pulsar
I'm not saying you need to "just stab" him.
Bait out his attack, and then stab.
You have to get him to swing and then stab him when he whiffs
robust siren
wait why is the game forcing me into abyss when i die in the new 0.5 mode?
new progression system. if you die you get a chance to fight through the abyss to come back and not lose all progress
cyan pulsar
The game has a dodge mechanic for a reason
zenith remnant
new progression system. if you die you get a chance to fight through the abyss t...
wait
thats actually so cool
thx
mortal vector
b
mortal vector
The game has a dodge mechanic for a reason
how do you dodge?
cyan pulsar
how do you dodge?
Hold shift, tap in a direction. You'll lean backwards before you start sprinting
With a short burst of speed
rapid rivet
the end levels of the gauntlet are so repetitive, your essentially invincible in your armor and its just a test of who hits who over the head the most
glacial citrus
Well, yeah
stiff lichen
guys why do i instantly get sent to the abyss instead of being sent back a level
usually it sent me back a level but now i keep being sent to the abyss
desert acorn
guys why do i instantly get sent to the abyss instead of being sent back a level
when you die in gauntlet you get sent to abyss now
that's in #announcements
stiff lichen
when you die in gauntlet you get sent to abyss now
aw
that just makes it way harder
desert acorn
yeah, gotta play way more defensively now
lusty vine
🥵
stiff lichen
yeah, gotta play way more defensively now
i can barely get to commoner all of the time
i suck so bad
soft osprey
that just makes it way harder
It gives you a chance to recover your progress, and they made it a bit easier to get through since the demo update went out
stiff lichen
isnt the commoner boss the guy with the big spikey stick
cyan pulsar
isnt the commoner boss the guy with the big spikey stick
That's the militia boss you're thinking of
Warstaff is for the militia boss
stiff lichen
It gives you a chance to recover your progress, and they made it a bit easier to...
yeah well i just accept defeat because i get like 20 fps in the abyss and its impossible to play
cyan pulsar
Commoner boss is the Black Swordsman
desert acorn
nah commoner boss is the longsword guy
warm escarp
Just one stab and he lost his arm
quick spire
is this set in the lego universe by any chance
people lose their limbs from literally one touch
mortal vector
Just one stab and he lost his arm
why is there so much blood
quick spire
thats a normal amount of blood?
novel spear
thats a normal amount of blood?
maybe he has blood set to max
stiff lichen
im so good at the first boss because ive played it so many times
i just beat him with the wooden shovel and take his axe
novel spear
also i casually headshotted my polearm to a knight on first try
he did not die and he did not lose stamina
solar kindle
Can anybody tell me why it’s randomly telling me the game is not released when I’m trying to launch it?
On the playtest
lunar goblet
people lose their limbs from literally one touch
Ye
novel spear
Can anybody tell me why it’s randomly telling me the game is not released when I...
playtest merged to demo
solar kindle
Ohh so I need the demo now huh?
novel spear
ye
solar kindle
Good looks
novel spear
i have fucking ass precision somebody give me tips
soft osprey
i have fucking ass precision somebody give me tips
Don’t have ass precision
solar kindle
Honestly I feel like just doing it more and getting a better feel lol
quick spire
theres just no tips to give
soft osprey
Practice
quick spire
its just something that gets better
wooow im stuck on the spear with spikes guy
i hate him
cyan pulsar
wooow im stuck on the spear with spikes guy
Yeah Warstaff guy makes me want death
quick spire
there i go into the abyss
novel spear
it truly scares me
cyan pulsar
Try the full size wood shield with a sword or axe, maybe a mace
quick spire
i never use shields
cyan pulsar
I have theorized that might be the best way to fight him
stiff lichen
i hate the guy with the scythe he just trips me up with it and beats me on the ground until i die
cyan pulsar
nahh, the shields actually let me get close to him
stiff lichen
and then i get sent into the 20 fps abyss
worthy folio
they're kinda useless imo
most people dont know you can just press right click with the shield to have them be on proper guard
cyan pulsar
Usually trying to close the gap on warstaff guy means he just pokes you with his 2 inch nailes and kills you
rapid rivet
can willy actually balance or is he trained to be a 70 year old every time he gets in a fight
novel spear
Usually trying to close the gap on warstaff guy means he just pokes you with his...
the moment those nails touch you on your leg
cyan pulsar
most people dont know you can just press right click with the shield to have the...
I think they also passively parry if you hold left click aswell?
cyan pulsar
I once had my arm lopped off by beggar boss and STILL survived
novel spear
i somehow just survived an artery hit?
please explain to me in simpler terms
cyan pulsar
I was stuck running around screaming, but I wasn't bleeding out
quick spire
you normally never survive that
novel spear
ohh
cyan pulsar
I couldn't use my weapon or anything because my guy was too busy holding his stump of an arm screaming to death
soft osprey
My only issue with shields are with the way the controls work you can’t swing your weapon without also swinging your shield, unless you let go of right click, dropping your guard
novel spear
yeah i no believe
cyan pulsar
but I could still run around and kick and I don't think I was losing blood
novel spear
the half sword gods blessed you
cyan pulsar
My only issue with shields are with the way the controls work you can’t swing yo...
I'm pretty sure you passively guard holding left click
mortal vector
full sword when
true zealot
My only issue with shields are with the way the controls work you can’t swing yo...
overextend the shield by swinging it right
take this moment of it resetting to swing with weapon
instantly lift shield again
hollow gulch
i cant beat the ultimate challenge because the game keeps crashing
novel spear
im shit at precision when im holding the baron's polearm
quick spire
What the fuck. An armless guy just kicked me to death
cyan pulsar
It's like the game's passive parrying system where if your weapon is in a decent enough position to guard it'll automatically move to parry
quick spire
that is the worst way to die
hollow gulch
fatal error
novel spear
but when i use a voulge i become the greatest soldier thats ever lived
robust siren
knife fighting might be my favorite in this game
so much so that i almost wish they didn't add more items to the first boss
robust siren
ctrl
stiff lichen
the full game has to have mordhau level customization
novel spear
omfg i have mastered the ways of spinning a polearm
makes me fucking feel like wukong
true zealot
new balancing is stupid as fuck
how is this guy not falling over yet
ive had him like this for 30 seconds
true zealot
ok what do i expect from the commoner boss
the fist fight one
rapid bronze
yay i loaded my game and all my progress is gone, nice!
stiff lichen
no
true zealot
or the one above that
stiff lichen
3rd one
quick spire
how is this guy not falling over yet
yeah
i dislike the nerf to the kick damage
but it was pretty stupid crippling someone's legs and arms in literally one kick
stiff lichen
expect torture
it wasnt that bad i just parried his first hit and got a clean slash on his neck
true zealot
it wasnt that bad i just parried his first hit and got a clean slash on his neck
all fairness i only/mostly do fists only runs
so he fucks me up
dry heart
Yo is anyone willing to share me they're save? i need one with the baron unlocked in freeplay
summer pasture
tell me why when i went to the abyss for like 1 second i saw butt booty naked willy
stiff lichen
well im finally on the militia
true zealot
Yo is anyone willing to share me they're save? i need one with the baron unlocke...
doing a fists only run rn but if i get that far ill send you it 🙏
lime flax
practicing my spinjitzu...
dry heart
doing a fists only run rn but if i get that far ill send you it 🙏
You a legend, i made it to the baron before but lost right at his fight, im honestly not happy so yeah lol
eager blade
note to self don't lay on scythe
lime flax
you like propel forward
once you get used to it it can be useful
true zealot
You a legend, i made it to the baron before but lost right at his fight, im hone...
ive lost to the baron fight because of a bug before
i was seething
rapid rivet
the amount of times im crashing in the final challenge is SO FUCKING OBNOXIOUS JUST LET ME PLAY
true zealot
the amount of times im crashing in the final challenge is SO FUCKING OBNOXIOUS J...
turn gore off
rapid rivet
ok
stiff lichen
why do some npcs just refuse to die#
i hit this guy so many times and i hit one of his arteries and he swung and nearly killed me right before he died
thankfully i won
true zealot
note to self don't lay on scythe
sometimes youve just gotta manipulate tf out of them
quick spire
why do some npcs just refuse to die#
plot armor
eager blade
I was practicing my 1 foot gliding when this guy shoulder barges me like a total douche
quick spire
i just imagine that i randomly bump into protagonists
who have plot armor
whenever that happens
summer pasture
wtf why can u glide
eager blade
huh, if they're stuck to something they don't fall through the floor they hang on that object
weurd
eager blade
wtf why can u glide
kicking OP
summer pasture
it just propels forward
😭
aint no way
i paused perfect time
spinning roundouse and b4 it lands bro is gripping my neck bhreaking it
eager blade
me having a tug of war with hades
dry heart
bro my fucking game chrasged right at the baron fight...
vernal quarry
bro my fucking game chrasged right at the baron fight...
That literlally just happened to me
The game just decides to fuck me over and crashes at the most important stages
true zealot
sometimes youve just gotta manipulate tf out of them
just grapple bro lol
eager blade
probably my least satisfying death yet ngl
eager blade
they were always strong
summer pasture
but this strong?!
stiff lichen
NOOOOOOOOO I GOT SENT TO THE ABYSS
vernal quarry
just grapple bro lol
Why's your character's grip strength so high
true zealot
Why's your character's grip strength so high
because i know how to place my grip
summer pasture
i might be cooked, im on floor with a boss
eager blade
my willie grabs things like I do in my dreams
summer pasture
my heads not gonna be on my body long
true zealot
i might be cooked, im on floor with a boss
hold G until it's 90% full and then let go
repeat until healthy
eager blade
hold G until it's 90% full and then let go
ah yes, the perfidy method
warm escarp
Dual sword wielding Willie wins once more!
stiff lichen
wait whats the rank after soldier
rapid bronze
is that a knife in your belt or are you just happy to see me ;)
true zealot
i hate the stupid 2 prong thing in the peasant class
pitchfork
fun fact, if you dont raise your weapon they wont stab you
theyll swing it
idk why but most of the time ive noticed that just walking at them makes them swing
where swinging makes them stab
hidden igloo
anyone else feel like they're fighting Gregor Clegane against the commoner boss
dry heart
HAHAH I DID IT BEAT THE FUCKER!!!
stiff lichen
where swinging makes them stab
yeah its probably just how the npc is coded when its using it
sturdy mulch
I LOVE THE PITCHFORK
stiff lichen
naturally when you swing theres an open space in your torso so its probably coded for them to stab you there
dry heart
IF ONLY I COULD SEND A SCREENSHOT!!!
true zealot
IF ONLY I COULD SEND A SCREENSHOT!!!
why cant you
rapid rivet
i hate willy
dry heart
why cant you
dont got the perms to
lime flax
fight of the feet
rapid rivet
i'm doing baron tommorow theres no way i'm doing it at 12:00 because i damn know i'm going to get sent to the abyss atleast a dozen times
lime flax
eager blade
I really love kicking people in the head
true zealot
dont got the perms to
dm it to me ill send it for you
lime flax
you can see the blood trail from my roundhouse kick lol
goes hard
roundhouse kicks are actually so good...
dry heart
dm it to me ill send it for you
nah is fine
stiff lichen
mine turns down my rendering so much on low
lime flax
check this out though
lime flax
send link again its fine
stiff lichen
stiff lichen
hi
lime flax
https://i.imgur.com/kVsnCeu.jpeg
yeah pretty much the same for me
maybe disable vsync or something?
stiff lichen
then why does it look so good in the screen shots
glacial widget
then why does it look so good in the screen shots
tell me a topic
stiff lichen
maybe disable vsync or something?
r u on dx11 or dx12
lime flax
11
glacial widget
wsp
lime flax
then why does it look so good in the screen shots
i cant really see a difference between yours and mine, it will look worse from certain angles and also probably the menu
stiff lichen
wait do you have any shader mods installed or anything
stiff lichen
im profecient in the art of khabibing people in half sword
how do you do suplexes
glacial widget
its not rlly that cool since they give up
true zealot
how do you do suplexes
glacial widget
and u have to do it then
timber sleet
anyone else get this? i end up against commoner rank AI's with this
mellow terrace
these champions make me feel like a worm
glacial widget
but its fun nonetheless
stiff lichen
yeah it needs a fight to the death game mode
mellow terrace
yeah it needs a fight to the death game mode
there is
glacial widget
theyll prob give up
mellow terrace
its called a medieval duel
long rampart
mellow terrace
hate the french
glacial widget
main prio in life rn is lvl 2
true zealot
where do i find savegames
mellow terrace
<a:1_drool:954973576413458432>
what is this called
glacial widget
what is this called
drool
mellow terrace
mellow terrace
love it lol
remote aurora
Honestly golden knight main weapon is buns,im using the golden mace since its js fun asf
mellow terrace
Honestly golden knight main weapon is buns,im using the golden mace since its js...
whats his main weapon
mellow terrace
oh its like a halberd with a hook
remote aurora
Yeah,
They should make it like a big greathammer
Or a really big swords like , the berserk sword
restive garnet
willie parriedd my stab
remote aurora
lol
restive garnet
he is like "naw brah"
remote aurora
glacial widget
real
restive garnet
locked in too
lime flax
aura......
after a roundhouse kick
glacial widget
locked in too
iwhen is image perms
restive garnet
iwhen is level up
novel spear
iwhen is level up
galaxy
lime flax
sad i didnt learn how to roundhouse before physics update 😔
heard it was super op and buggy lol
novel spear
thou shall tell me what specs you have
remote aurora
@restive garnethey... are you one of the devs?
sturdy mulch
sad i didnt learn how to roundhouse before physics update 😔
heard it was super...
You still can
novel spear
<@777308088721473586>hey... are you one of the devs?
blood dev
remote aurora
yeah was about to say vfx
lime flax
You still can
ik i literally just said i did.....
glacial widget
i wonder how long it takes to level up...
lime flax
aura......
after a roundhouse kick
@sturdy mulch
remote aurora
Uh. any chance you working on making the blood not explode when u get hit by a scythe 😭
sturdy mulch
<@717396627349831720>
didnt read that...
restive garnet
thou shall tell me what specs you have
Specs:
My PC:
Processor: 12th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i9-12900K
RAM: 128 GB Corsair 4000−18 Veng. RGB PRO
Video Card: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 Ti
Motherboard: GigaByte Z690 AORUS ELITE DDR4 Z690
Watercooler : Arctic Liquid Freezer II 420
PSU: Corsair HX1200 1200W ATX24
Case: 7000D AIRFLOW Full-Tower ATX
Case Fans: Corsair iCUE QL120 RGB 6x 120x120x25mm, 4 Noctua NF A12x25 PWM
SSD 1: SSD 1TB SN850 NVMe Black PCIe 4.0 WES
SSD 2: SSD 1TB SAMSUNG 980 Pro 1TB M.2
SSD 3: SSD 4TB SAMSUNG 980 Pro 4TB M.2
EXTERNAL SSD: SSD 2TB SAMSUNG T7
OPERATING SYSTEM: Microsoft Windows 11 pro
remote aurora
oh dang he rlly put all his specs
novel spear
Specs:
My PC:
Processor: 12th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i9-12900...
why do you need 128 gbs of ram
thats overkill
remote aurora
hes a vfx artist
restive garnet
Uh. any chance you working on making the blood not explode when u get hit by a s...
am not working on Demo, Early Access only
ember quartz
why do you need 128 gbs of ram
Studio PC.
remote aurora
he prob needs it
remote aurora
am not working on Demo, Early Access only
Oh, nice
restive garnet
why do you need 128 gbs of ram
vfx
ember quartz
Specs:
My PC:
Processor: 12th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i9-12900...
That's a machine right there, lol. Holy shit.
sturdy mulch
finally made it to the ultimate challenge again
novel spear
galaxy's got 8 tb of ram
true zealot
Specs:
My PC:
Processor: 12th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i9-12900...
my specs:
1 glasses lense left side
1 glasses lense right side
glasses frame
restive garnet
That's a machine right there, lol. Holy shit.
y e s
sturdy mulch
cant wait to die again
stiff raven
im still rocking with the gt 1030
Old school cool
restive garnet
i need a new gpu soon, cause my gpu cant keep up with my vfx renderings💀
v r a m
rn i off load it all to ram
remote aurora
im still rocking with the gt 1030
im rocking a 1050, we still in the dark ages
stiff raven
i need a new gpu soon, cause my gpu cant keep up with my vfx renderings💀
Why don't you get like 30 of em, strap em together with some duct tape and slap em in your PC?
novel spear
i need a new gpu soon, cause my gpu cant keep up with my vfx renderings💀
AMD
choose amd
you could find 16 gbs of vram gpus there
remote aurora
Also nvidia isnt focused on gaming anymore, now its js all AI
restive garnet
i ll choose which company sends me their gpu first
remote aurora
so amd is better rn
remote aurora
i ll choose which company sends me their gpu first
😭
novel spear
i ll choose which company sends me their gpu first
wdym
you
you're ordering both team green and team red?!?!
remote aurora
🤦♂️
restive garnet
am not ordering
stiff lichen
ok ive been practicing i think im ready for the gauntlet again
novel spear
jk jk
remote aurora
ok ive been practicing i think im ready for the gauntlet again
It's easy
stiff lichen
i learned how to smack away the dumb pitch forks
remote aurora
js strafe on the pitchforks
most of the time they js start swinging
and give u a opening
robust siren
get my skull split in 2 despite wearing a whole helmet, then somehow get cut in half by a knife in abyss
lose my run
1 tier away from baron
tough yew
praying that willie is able to actually block pitchforks against the players
mainly the stabs because they suck at doing that
novel spear
It's easy
easy if you have good specs
i had to use cheat engine and low settings to get baron mode
remote aurora
easy if you have good specs
Im on a 1050
novel spear
the ultimate challenge is absolutely
lime flax
i cant stop doing roundhouse kicks.....
remote aurora
on high settings
novel spear
fucking
remote aurora
Yeah
its hard but
unborn acorn
i cant stop doing roundhouse kicks.....
i cant stop winning ah
remote aurora
It gets easy
remote aurora
I mean yeah
lime flax
i cant stop doing roundhouse kicks.....
they are so addicting
remote aurora
they are so addicting
How do u do em ?, i cant figure it out ive tried spinning but the sensitivity is not the same as the playtest
lime flax
How do u do em ?, i cant figure it out ive tried spinning but the sensitivity is...
its super hard to explain, i can try though let me just write a whole thing out...
remote aurora
ok
stiff lichen
i dont like fist fighting so i just mindlessly swing until i beat the other guy into a bloody pulp and then i win
im more of a sword fighting guy
dapper moat
What happened to my frames, The game ran fine on epic DX12 and now it barely runs if there is more than one NPC.
vocal thicket
ok ive been practicing i think im ready for the gauntlet again
its pure rng
mossy trail
i cant stop doing roundhouse kicks.....
how do u do roundhouses
like
ive
been
trying
and trying
i js cant
restive garnet
ermmm oopsss
mossy trail
ermmm oopsss
ouch
restive garnet
hes gonna feel that tomorrow
mossy trail
why do that to the poor man
flint crescent
why is buhurt small?
robust siren
genetics
lapis escarp
guys i have an issue : its normal that i cant have higher class in abyss? i did 3 won with the first class in free mode, and i still can't have the next class, is it normal?