#halfsword-chat-⚔
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Don't bring an axe to a candelabra fight ladies and gentlemen
headbutt is second life
but i put it in the footage channel
Reinforced headbutt even... This got to be a warcrime
Don't bring a bare head to a helmet fight ladies and gentlemen
Hats dont count
stood no chance
Fear
the gauntlet mode hard
English?
I think its northwestern European languages: the game is supposed to take place during the 1400s around the holy roman empire
"Harlet!"
Flicks really are effective at letting you stab combo into swings.
The game needs to let me change character size without having to grind gauntlet
I do now. Please continue
Lowkey disagree. Steam workshop just takes a click, while Nexus I have to have a separate account, and then install the mod myself.
In #work-in-progress you can scroll up to see the willie customization system and weapon customization theyre making
Depends on the game
Fleegerdeegeebad
Dafuq is a kilometer?
nexus tends to have higher quality mods in my experience, + they have a built in mod manager now
its a nonsense word to basically call someone foolish
Germans 
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1357819312462631083
^ Feedback post regarding the latest update, and the change to the way your character moves since. If you are interested, watch the clip, and provide your comments.
i only use it for vr games
It's English with an accent
the language is just medieval english
Oh, I just read a thread on it
it's middle-english
As a "German" myself, I feel pleased 
after norman invasion
why the game put a cooldown when im gonna lose
no it's just english
Also, I'm very happy that they took my advice on big people
I will switch all the calcium in your bones to brillium
that is not how that works
IT PISSES ME OFF YOU CAN ONLY RANDOMIZE SIZE IF YOU BEAT BARON AND ITS ONCE
then you have to run baron ALLLLLL over again
i stabbed the first boss into the balls and i won
Not before I change the mass of your Protons
literally can't
I'll add five electrons to all of your protons
How
You win 
I'm looking at it and it won't let me
That is sad
beggar moment
AND NOW I GOT CHOPPED IN HALF
You're telling me, before going to peasant: it gives you the option
I thought that was common knowledge
lol lmao even
lmfao even
i think some half sword players are actually haven't graduated 4th grade
ohhhh okay it's working
fuck this
im getting the trainer for the ultimate challenge
lost my leg in the abyss
and now i have START OVER

Be nice to the Willie. Unless he doesn't yield in a first 3 seconds. In that case proceed to bludgeon his face until unrecognizable
you stupid what's 9+10?
Critical grammar mistake. Get wrecked pleb
46
im gonna break my monitor
ok i didn't break the monitor but im pretty sure im gonna break the headset soon
AI WILLIE GRABBED MY BALLS AND IS BEATING ME UP
i threw the headset at the monitor.
This you?
replace that with a rog headset
...except i actually threw it
Dude fuck off man
The game has an unclear shitty UI
how does one get this upset at a video game
Stop being hostile
Suck a dick stupid ass loser
tips for ultimate challenge?
dont get stabbed in the leg.
UNCLEAR??? IT'S A GIANT BUTTON
pluh
Stop arguing please
I wouldn't know 💀
When you advance past beggar it doesn't work
anger issues
You have to be at level beggar
calm down bro
damn bro's mad cuz he can't read
Ok there is the possibility of a bug 👆 Let's be all nice
not like headset in my life time, i broke atleast 4
his brain? sure
too many mouse to count
his brain is a big
Alright I asked nicely
here we are again for the third time
Don' break your stuff, dude. It is cringe 
will I make it?
fuuuuuuck you 
"there it is again, that funny feeling..."
do you have to beat a stage to unlock it in free mode?
you can't tell me what to do 😤
Honest spelling misstake
i got to the baron stage and died but i cant pick it in free mode
gotta win
I'm this close to losing it
I want some grilled cheese

Is that a new Zoomer word I don't get?
yes.
do npc willies also get buffs from faction?
Nah my ego is in pieces now
what was that one guy angry about
Gonna fuck my wife to build it back up
chess? how dare you insult chess...
the most intellectual game... and he dares to do such...
truly
Anyone got an idea on how to defeat the boss on militia?
fUCK Chess 
Boss 4?
Yes
Spear to the legs
chess doodoo fard
peasant
also whats the best faction? ive been picking less dmg but it doesnt seem too useful in the higher stages
less dmg is good doe... considering other options
stamina
That guy knows things

Why do two of you have the exact same pfp?
One handed polearms are primo
please, i prayed today
Yet both of you have the n word as your pronouns?
You guys are cooked. Absolutely cooked
You're really having a rough time, aren't you?
is someone here able to contact the creator of half sword I have a VERY good idea
So you’re saying you both have the same pronouns and same pfp
i almost broke my monitor so yes
Y’all are stupid
I think it's time for you to play something else
dafuq I red just there
New response dropped
...
Mid at best
Oh so cool and so funny
tbf no games really make me not angry anymore, so it doesn't matter atp
...i mean ig farming simulator, but that's an exception
its just boring
im in the abyss again
fell asleep playing it with a friend once
attention span of a egg
😭
we got a map mod that's big as shit
we spent 20 minutes just to cultivate a fuckin field
ofc you gonna fall asleep
to be honest, I don't get the point of a farming simulator
do you truly have ot game at that point
you could just become a farmer and be productive to society at the same time!
i work as construction, i already am productive to society
Not if you shit at your job
a construction chad... I kneel

you been at high heights?
still scared of it sometimes but yes
although not that high
highest building we've ever did was 14 stories
doing anything 20+ will take us 3 years
Were they good stories?
our boss doesn't wanna spend 3 to 4 years in a shitting construction
Disney type stories it seems
You should’ve done better
Wondering when we will be able to completely customize our characters
empress theresa type story
In like 3 days
Probably late but good luck! Here's a very dirty trick for you if honor's off the table: You can trick Willie into not attacking you while you are down by holding G for a bit and then stopping, Willie actually backs away when you start surrendering, it sometimes givesy ou enough time to get up again!
Probably early access
When do we get late access?
I'm not dead yet but I've already given up 3 times one inch from death
Before early access
I wish they would let us play as the giants we currently have somehow
Maybe as a perk
Fair tbh, when I lost my baron rank from dying in gauntlet because I wanted to challenge myself again, I'd just pause the game the Second I saw a swing that was gonna cut me down and I wasn't gonna be able to block
you gotta get a good rng as well
(Because at that point it was me just grumbling to myself being like "I have to do this all again because of a dumb fucking bug")
Oh absolutely
If you get a Plancon a picot you win
You just win
but first you gotta kill a guy with a plançon 😩
One time 3 of them spawned
And then my game crashed
Like the first time I beat the baron I had to bludgeon him with a mace for like 5 minutes, on the second time I won, I got a plançon and I fucking smashed him in lmao
cursed
spear was the best weapon there
Easy, just try to wait for them to swing and go in, try to see if an enemy with either spears, bills or anything of the sort spawns first, if you get a longsword, try to move in quickly
But the best thing you can do is try to quickly go in, snipe the neck and then step out
yeah that's been my strategy so far with the longsword
Plançon guys are primarily militias and rarely soldiers, so neck protection is usually not good enough
how can i cheat my way thru the mode
killing polearm enemies is actually quite easy with a shield or longsword, just parry it to the side with a shield or with longsword and stab/attack
The funniest shit is getting all the armor and still holding a plaçon, you become just straight up unfair lmao
ok I'm going to try again pray for me
my Baron disappeared 😦
Bruh, your body tried to go with your soul.
Ask him to come back
ill ask really nicely, wish me luck
this was his secret move
is there a way to mess with the game files to get to the main boss instantly
or to get immortal
savefiles
But fr, bug. Just get it again and copy your save file after
its all good, i was doing a rerun for the baron anyway
the nose knows
no one knows like the nose knows.
is there a way of like doing experiments with willie
like sandbox mode
which one goes harder or should i post both in #photography📷
V6, i assume
Watch Half Sword and millions of other Half Sword videos captured using Medal.
first photo
absolute cinema
literally gulak in gauntlet mode
is it just me or am i cutting limbs off way to easy like im in the abyss using a little baby axe and it just cut smbdy in half
is the "grotesque" option make it more bloody just for the fun of it? or is it actually realistic? if not then should i choose "gruesome" instead?
grusome would be more realistic
grotesque is just wildly bloody and gory
alr, thanks
omg im so sick of spearmen
aint no way bro i just cut some dude in half with the knife
tis but a scratch
i got my head split in half by a cleaver once :(
idk why it js feels like dismemberment is happenin way to often on the wrong weapons
bro the abyss is anoying while tryna do gautletmode
Hypothetically what would happen if my psychiatrist knew I enjoy gutting people in a game like this 🤔
the coat of arms in the far right of the faction selection tab is supposed to be bohemia right?
yes
Yo where do i find the pictures i take in-game?
bohemias faster kick bonus is so fucking good
What are the 4 factions and their respective areas?
turn gore down it makes it less crazu
So it's like really confusing
you can curb stomp bosses american history x style
Ty
< Abyss
willies be crying for mercy as if they didnt stunlock me after knocking me down 30 seconds earlier
tryharding in fist fights, i love the dodges i pulled off
nah you're getting beat to death
rogue like? nice
the willies in ultimate challenge really have a kink of stabbing me in the leg
You’re even ducking holy
i sure am xD in the past i didnt think ducking was even possible
but it turns out crouching is quick enough to do it afterall
gotta time it very well though
every single time I die in the game it gives me an error and closes the game, no idea why it only ever does it then.
im trying to weave and use technique a bit like irl where i did alot of boxing
you kick alot?
no
they just decided they should smash the axe or spear to my leg
maybe you avoided a hit to the upperbody but it ended up hitting ur legs in the process instead
nastiest eye injury ive seen in this game
can't pull the fucking sword out
got it out]
but now i can't use my right hand
or unsheathe
so im fucked
FUCK YOU
I YIELED
THE FUCK YOU SMASHED THE SWORD TO MY HEAD FOR

Is it normal that in the gauntlet mode when i finish the 3rd boss after the peasent, i cannot unlock the armor and weapons for the 4th stage
NO
FUCK
im not playing anymore.
until the trainer works
im not playing this shit
it’s really not that bad
Gotta know when to quit, Willie..
have you selected a faction?
if u need the trainer to play the game that’s a bit odd
shut up
the game already pisses me off
dont make it worse
i dont plan on buying a new monitor
whats "the trainer"
Is it just me or are knock downs worse to deal with in this update as a player?
like a tutorial?
How are people taking down this grete warrior in the championships? I can not get past this axe weildong mfker
Idk how im alive the axe hit my stomach fatally
Mod menu basically. Just lets you play around with whatever you want
also Clyde didnt like it
Pick up the knife on the floor, get some space and run into him and stab. Works most of the time
If the issue is that you would like to be able to save your load out.
Find a load out that you like.
Go to this folder path.
C:\Users\YOURNAME\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames
Make a copy of 'SG Player Equipment'.
Save that file in a new folder somewhere else.
When you want to play that loadout, copy the one from the new folder, into the previously mentioned folder path.
Thank you so much!
because I feel like it takes FOREVER to get up now.
is there a way for me to stay baron height?
there should be a channel for questions lowk
It depends, usually when I'm getting knocked down it's after getting hit a few times so the wounds make it harder. Otherwise it's pretty fast but its hard to get up off your ass faster than a guy can walk over to you and swing.
Only when playing as baron as far as I know
damn... I made it to the last level and died to a spear
Im so stupid i Didnt know lmao Sorry
No worries lol, it isn't super obvious the first time
s'all good. It's not really obvious UI
Dog u might wanna buy some anger management classes breaking ya stuff over a game isn't healthy
I am knife man
romance? or threats
look guys! hes happy
or does it all depend on the lighting
😁 lookin ahh
how are people beating the commoner boss?
wut? ahh
the long sword guy? Use us slowmo when he lfits his sword and counter
thank ytou! any specific weapons to use?
can someone teach me how to spinkick istg
long swod on pretty much all tiers
my game keeps crashing during the final challenge
I FUCKING HATE THE ABYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS JUST LET ME GET KNOCKED OUT PLEASE
its been the first time ive had the game crash and its happening every time
my main problem is hitting it, when i run at them im always too close or too far
in european measurement pls
Overall easiest weapons are the longest. Use long stabby things at first and then switch to long bonky things for the last couple. Keeping distance on the bosses with their longer and stronger arms is good
Spiked club at militia tier is god tier
A lot of them will not make it, the arena is built on the bodies of losers
i havent been able to consistently get solid hits with it, is it more of an overhead weapon or do I just need to figure it out more
It's also a good thrusting tool
You just gotta figure it out
You just need to keep your distance and keep swinging at anything not covered in armor. Damage slows them down and makes it easier as you hit them more
thanks, also awesome pfp
Thanks
guys is grabbing kinda nerfed ?
this is very helpful, thank you :)
"how many eyes do you have?" "1.5"
yes
As long as you are paying attention and sprinting backwards out of trouble you should be fine
i found out that apparently i have the right hand slap of doom
baron ur cooked
Love bonking people with big sticks
does the slow mode make your hits faster?
It seems to
Oh god
how do i deal with scythe boss
hes annoying
he just cuts my head off every time
your bluetooth device has been discone-
idk about faster, but they are for sure stronger
my ultimate challenge keeps crashing guh
What are you trying to use for it?
two handed axe
faster and stronger
pick a pichfok (o what they are called) and stick it in him
slap him!
oh right
just close the distance and he cant hurt YOU
Good choice although pitchfork has been more reliable for me. But you need to move fast and try to move to his left when he holds the scythe out in front of him. and just give a good whack. If he starts to swing just be safe and dodge back
alright gotcha. managed to kill him finally
yeah well my reflexes suck and my pc is shit. welcome to my world
Not true, that scythe is sharp enough to split atoms and will 100% kill you when resting on your shoulder by splitting you in half
my fps sucks when i see metal armor lmao
no, no it does not lmao
Wow look at this badass everyone. He was born good at half sword and has never had to learn anything. Truly sad everyone doesn't have his natural talent.
for real man
Here's something I learned: The Baron's gauntlets are actual pieces of armor, you can unequip and then reequip them without having their gold plating disappear.
on my last save i got to the final challenge but sucked ass unarmed against all the armed dudes. not sure what to do there too
How did all beat the third boss cut I cant get in range dur to his sword size and when I do he flicks it then I'm dead before I can react.
where am i
is the halfsword ost copyright?
how am i supposted to reach his head
He doesn't even know when he's being condescending. That's impressive
the entire baron set is its own set of armor
aye man be happy you got to that point, i got to final challenge, knocked the first guy out, then my game crashed just 2 mins ago 😭
Overhead swings.
all progress didnt save
its tier 3 armor with gold color
oh god that is not fun lmao
yeaaaah had this once
yikes
his brain looks rotted
You found freedom, you can finally escape the arena. Of course you have to want to leave
game sometimes just shits itself
never had the game crash, except for now when im at the final level 😭
doesnt the baron have higher stats? like once you unlock him
It's not that bad.
you escaped the arena, i think you won
theryre a hit or miss, sometimes overhead swings barely connect other times you just crush their skull lmao
dude istg some weapons you can sneeze on the enemy and they explode 😭
some weapons have ungodly power
those fkn candle holders
instant ko
its cause they're so heavy
The long candlestick is so broken lol
You can always use bullet time to set up overhead swings that connect.
how I be hitting when I finally get them on the ground in fist play
bullet time takes so much stamina that i can hardly use it
it doesn't even slow time down that much
true yeah
bro this fatal crash is so annoying💔
Shit was OP
They used to swing like they should being made out of solid iron with all the weight out in front so super unwieldy but hit like a train. Now they swing like a Lucerne hammer and hit just as hard as before
harder when in metal armor though, you instantly lose all your stamina
first boss messed me up
thank you for telling me
Tis but a flesh wound
i've never gotten mad at this game but now it's pissing me off lmao
Also if it keeps up try turning your blood all the way down. That was an issue I saw quite a few people having
im at knight tier should I go for blunt weapons o sharp?
Sharp hat
More weight makes it easier. Depends on if you like the challenge more challenging or not. A Lucerne hammer or similar is my go to for just making it simple but beating people in full plate with a sword is satifying as hell
Hm. what faction is the best to choose?
what about the militia boss?
I see damage resistance being a good thing but stamina regen is also nice
how do i beat him?
I tend to think faster stam regen myself if you use the arrow time
i think ill honestly like the mace
Sprint backwards
no i mean, ive seen npcs just lunge at me randomly and it looked really forced
ive made it to the opposite of the abyss
bro why is it that every time i get to some point in the final challenge it crashes
Try it, when you hit sprint going backwards or sideways you'll see
faster dodging makes you supersonic when turning
AH ok so its part of the banner perks then. thats why its so fast
is anyone else having trouble just standing up in abyss 😭
after getting knocked down? yes. it's a death sentence to even trip in the abyss
This isnt the AI that came installed in MY version of the game
Im fighting competent swordsmen smh
💔
"axe is useless"
Me:
The longsword is definitely my favorite weapon fr
because i cannot load up the game even after reinstalling it
tallest willy ive gotten so far, 14 pins tall and 4.5 pins wide
16 pins
i didnt notice that one of my other photos was on the starboard!!
#starboard⭐ message
actually miscounted the first time
Sigh...
im counting the little dots on the door behind him
I GOT SO FAR IN THE BARON CHALLENGE AND IT CRASHED FML
@robust kraken Hello parker, i hope youre having a wonderful time playing the new demo
But alas... i still await your version of halfsword
how the fuck does one do the final challenge bruh i got my skull caved in like 3 times already
its oddly satisfying crushing someone with ur shield
now that i have figured out you can snap willies neck on the menu screen i always snap his neck for good measure before heading to battle
how the hell do I beat the militia boss now? genuinely no idea
idk what you're talking about, my AI are always perfectly competent
the militia one has that spiky godendag or whatever that is
right
yeas
personally i just use longer range weapons
Big spikey thing of your own
good pic!
does anyone know which file has the baron class unlock in free mode , tryna help out a friend 🙏
basically
I do that, and i die 
try dodging and rushing in like an idiot
Hey I was playing the playtest and now I don’t have it anymore. What happened? Did it happen to anyone else?
aim for the arm
yes its the demo now
devs changed it
download the demo
is there a dodge key? ill try, and thank you so much
I try to roll a spiked club on militia. Just keep some range and target his squishy bits
Thank you
nah its more like just moving to the side fast
Sprint backwards or to the side
thats what works for me, spiky club, dodge, rush in and somehow kill
spiked club is i personally believe one of the most dangerous weapons to fight against
use arrow time and dice him like cheese
thanks all!
its like a hybrid between a mace and a blade perfomance wise and i love it
try running from the side so he has it harder and cant swing at you
i hate fighting ai with it
where does arrow time come from i always called it slowmotion
its just brutal
you gotta be aware of where his blade is thats all
one poke and your screwed
dodge arround with movement to avoid the blade and meanwhile use your own to kil him
bullet time comes from the matrix, arrow time is the medieval equivalent
it says so in the settings
called arrow time
What I learned from these awesome folks is that you need to use slowmo when hitting or when he lifts the sword, and counter what he does. I also just kicked him a bunch in slowmo and that helped a bunch too. use longsword
ah that makes sense
yeah bullet time
go peasant and use pitchfork
whenever i click download it doesnt work>???
idk if its a placebo effect, but when you use slowmo your hits become way stronger than usual
i have my head canon that the skill could be used to dodge arrows shot from bow wielding willies in the full game 
especially with blunt weapons
left click twice in rapid succession and hold down the mouse
walk backwards and try again
definitely, just use the longsword, dodge his sword with your movement and dice him up in slomo
yes
hold left alt
idk if youve done this but just try and aim up a little, hold alt and move your mouse backwards, then to stab thrust your mouse forwards and it works good.
yeah
thrust mode is goated
just get in thrust mode as fast as you can because it likes to go up and down
thrust mode can be activated by 2x m1 or alt
My willy likes to bounce...
are you using highest fov?
yeah you gotta aim up when going in thrust mode because you can look down but you cant move your cam back up
you can also do that with m1
willy want boing boing
does this work on militia lol

also alt + shift changes my language on my computer so i cant use it
nah its too hard to dodge his weapon and he has more armor
anyone can play as baron?
just spiky club rush from the side and disarm him
hrm.. idk if I can help with that anymore than I have, sorry
wdym
help im being jumped
yes anyone can i guess
i cant play as baron anymore, even though i finished the game fully
nah it has always had 4 AIs
how do u defeat the knight tier champion
it still resets as if you died
militia
was 3 before tho, ur right abt that i think
the download button on the steampage isnt doing anything, does anyone know how to fix this?
goedendag
christ i died about 10x to the plancon boss
it changes every time, you just fight normally
like it doesnt start the download or anything
its a skil check
which one, demo?
but
goated dog
yeah
aim for the head and keep bashing it
works for me every time
just not even registerijng your click?
does it mean it wasnt a bug?
only problem is he's hard to hit with the pole hammer
clicking it does nothing
literally nothing
probably, yeah. It makes sense
legs then
ive tried restarting steam, my pc everything
get him on the ground and bonk him
they didntt know I had a strap 😈
ah. I used a greatsword of sorts. Maybe do overhead attacks or aim for the legs
maybe something to do with your account settings
unfair
but if you get an armored opponent to the ground the best thing to do is to just put the weapon to their neck and have them surrender quickly
boutta fight baron what weapon do i use
they thought they caught you lacking 😳
fight baron? in gauntlet or free?
gaunlet
you can't equip a weapon
oh
that's the ultimate challenge
Bifurcation of Willy
what would that even be 😔
wait nvm im not at baron yet
you start with nothing and have to fist your way up a guy from every rank with no armor
this boss is so hard lmao
the one thing you get is bragging rights :')
its the tall one with the spike club
ive died now 14x
get a spike club of your own, rush in from the side and attack his arm quickly
or his leg
or whatever you want
holy what graphics is that
you cant get one at this tier
not enough!!!
youre restricted to longswords and short weapons at the tier im at
the militia rank? nah you can use spike clubs
Oh now it lets me. it was bugged
big ass resolution
i had to click on militia again
5090?
1440p is dope
your screen is the size of my torso
3080
Finally, i spiked the dude in the head and he died
I've felt zero reason to upgrade
Idk how yall are sending pics, but I fucking did it
What'd I miss
are you able to smash the heads? (gore wise)
thats shit
Glaive is goated for the final battle
you are able to smash the heads. You cant have them explode or destroyed though
I think you need to be level 2
Aw, tuna isn't here
dang
team axe rise up
how does one level up?
yap more
I just joined this discord server to rage. Tripping is a death sentence bro 
depends on the axe, need a lot of knock out power for those fuckers in armor
hi how are ya?
in previous versions yes, in this version no, but you can get quite brutal results anyway
nah all you need is to hold right click in close proximity and have the axe bug through their armor and organs
peak strategy
Genuinely find the glaive to be unusable due to how unwieldy it is in Willy's hands
someone explain to me how is his eye still in one piece?
Yeah can definitly still gore heads quite a lot
i pressed the wrong thing in settings and like now it won't load up because its eating all my memory
Built different
how did you get to this point
Cut the brow obv
there was a steam setting for this i think
i did and its eating like 9 gbs of memory
I feel that way for 80% of polearms
You unlock the final challenge after defeating the knight stage
does it work on free mode?
id need to get my screenshots but you can certainly get some gruesome results
beat everyone in gauntlet mode until you get to the last rank

top 10 photos taken moments before disaster
Yeah a lot of the polearms are pretty awful. Typicall the polehammer/axes because Willy refuses to follow through on his strokes so you got dainty lil flicks and the power at the corners of your screen. It's annoying, but those are better in the demo than the playtest.
one silly little trick... swap hands a lot
fair im just gonna uninstall it again and figure it out from there
Knowing that weapon it bounced off his ear
press x like your life depends on it
whats the setting?
No.
But once you win, you become the baron himself
ip grabber
that sound effect is crazy
has anyone beat it in first person
too bad i didnt get to try this since my boy fatal error appeared
neck break is amazing
10/10 humor please bash your head into the posts
id kms
1st time using overhead !
i wish the fov was better im trying
MORE!
ty!
I wish it didn't zoom out the sides of the screen
Just remember: Hoe OP
true...
huzzahh everyone my game i prayed to it and it worked
i prefer axes.....
the fun part is beating people without using the actually lethal part of the hoe
it just took a little bit
Wait how do you get free mode
beat his ass while he's weaponless quickly
defeat all levels
I literally grinded my way to the last level and died
all my fucking progress gone to waste
can we get a staff in the game
Ima crash out
that would be pretty cool
thatll happen
ther is a free mode at the last level
you can lower damage to you in settings to just get back up
happened before but thats just the way of the grind
try again
all fun and games till you start doing the choke holds with your swords
same legit happened js now
this is true but also feels like cheating
The hoe is real lethality tbh
Screw this shit im maxing out damage and lowering damage done to me
its too fun beating everyones ass with fists as the baron
Im done grinding 2 hours for this shit
#FreeAxes
This is what I playon, basically default I believe
u hav to turn gore off i swr u get less damage
I wish I could flip the candle stick around and actually know, lead with the pointed stick to stab people. Hate having to two hand it and just get it on the backswing [I'm good at it but I still how that's my only way to use it]
ouch
Also lock on sucks, all my homies turn lockon off
so, if you find the save file, you can make a copy and just close the game and reload once youve placed the copy back in your saves folder. Thats something you can do if youd like
what is the premise of this clip though
Sword
my tip to anyone struggling is use peasant for commoner and then use militia with billhook for the rest of the tiers. Thats what works best for me and its much faster
I spent way too much of my sanity for this shi
Real asf
why do you want to stab with the candlestick
im knight tier thats impossible
Why would I NOT want to stab with it?
lil bro dropped his weapon for 1 second and i used that second
you are meant to thrust and use the legs of the stand to catch people like a man catcher and slam them against the fences 💯
its way more fun beating people with it
Wrong.
you will eventually get to their necks, they arent fully covered in that area
use any other pointy weapon to stab
he surendeed
That's lame, let me stab them with it like a spear and crush their skulls on the backswing with the legs.
in fact its the most effective and safe tactic id say
me after wasting 2h of my life on halfsword to die at the final boss 💔
Literally the easiest way to kill the first boss imo
its already OP you dont need more
sword to neck forces submission
wish me and willie luck
biting my mouse was a good decision honestly, i wish all my rage responses were as productive
WE NEED MORE
just use the blunt end....
gl remember to dual wield hoes
It one shots him
actually breaking it is satisfying
You're meant to kill the first boss with his own axe
and what is the premise of htis clip
Weapon rotation would be so good for a lot of weapons because a fair few have yknow, two faces to attack with. Let me use the farmers fake billhook thing by the broader side, let me use the claw of the hammer to cleave skulls
thats just a wwe move....
when im fighting against the knights i always spam kick them and then i put my sword to their necks and boom they give up
I fucking love doing that actually, but if I'm in a hurry and there's a candlestick...
i got cut in half with fists
you are meant to decapitate him
anyone got a link to the file with the font and logos from half sword?
THE STUPID FUCKING BILL AXE PIECE OF SHIT WORST WEAPON I AM ITS #1 HATER RAHHHHHH
Now let me stab with the candlesticks. Both the big one [my prefered] and the small one
Legit let us flip ti so we can use the broader edge and my Willy is yours
the big one is just broken
Ever since I switched over to the demo, medal wont clip for some reason
how the flip did u take their clothes off
game crashed
💀
Who cast mend butt crack on Willie?! He's gonna die of the shits!
its like that when you first load in if the game freezes for whateve reason (pausing, crashes)
wait what do I fight in the abyss when I die in the ultimate challenge
Found its somehow more unwieldy in the demo. Like it was floppier than me in the morning in the playtest, but that was actually fun. Now when I'm going overheads to crush skulls it's always clipping Willy's hip with the tip.
And again let me flip it so I can lead with the tip and stab people thanks
just a lot of random people from tiers all at once
its quite hard
i would crack willie so hard if he was real
you skip bosses and just find random ass militia and commoners almost right off the start
Guys I found a bug that makes freeplay trivial
why can I only have one kind of weapon in gauntlet
u first
once you play with the character youve chosen you cant change the loadout of that rank
yarrrr
yes u can but after a fight u have to spend 1 point
no more playtest?
Demo better*
*Kinda sorta
it feels wrong... it just feels wrong... 🥹
Found a neat bug (sure it's already been found but I just replicated it, though not sure how many of these steps are necessary), if you select a rank in free mode, kill willie to go to the abyss, quit, reenter the game, then go back to free mode, your selected rank will still be there, however, since you haven't actually selected a mode since entering the game, when you hit play, you'll be given the options for whatever rank you're at in gauntlet
1 point per reroll
what happens if i beat the ultimate challenge
its not shit at all
you just get stabbed in the head no matter what you do
Anyone else getting crashes in the baron arena?
thrusting him doesnt work cause hes too tall
go in from the side and get very close
i give my characters a backstory for example their own kingdom betrayed them and now he has to kill all of the soldiers to get revenge
right click if you need to
ill try that
i give them names and a lil voice in my head
immeasurable autism levels
yes
no clue why
game decided to stop working and i really wanted to commit die
ts is so peak
it would hit hard 2 years ago
i think its due to the disintegrating enemies, they sometimes glitch out and the crashes happen consantly when someone dies
ive beaten elden ring and its dlc many times, + sekiro and dark souls 3, but i cant beat the gauntlet in half sword
i dont get why they do that in the abyss, i had fun toying with the dead
in baron it makes sense
are u sure
are you sure
are u sure
He forgot to drink his milk this morning
embed fail💔
finding the op big candle stand in this bossfight feels like
if i dont get image perms im gonna torture willie
is the free play abyss supposed to be hard or do i just have a skill issue
bro my leg just got cut off in knight tier in the abyss
like this
I FUCKIND DIED IN THE ABYSS AT KNIGHT TIE
and then im gonna crack him whether he likes it or not
i spend fucking 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE
in the bossfight? in the very last fight before you can go back to baron?
nah id kms
in the abyss
bro boxing like
You ever just use your head to hold the enemies weapon in place for a moment?
I JUST GOT KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS BY A FUCKING FALLING HELMET IN THE BARON ARENA IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
omfg ill download an immotality mod
100% intended
shoulda dodged
you dont need to you can just change the damage settings
i would never
I died with the setting all the way down
parry THAT
thats just a skill issue at that point tbh...
i wanna keep the blood drops and splatters but not the blood pools because i keep getting lagged out from them TwT
perhaps crank your damage all the way up and kill them before they can touch you?
im conquesting it to willie
DUDE THE KNIGHT BOSS FUCKING RAM HIS SWORD INSIDE OF MY BALLS AND CUT OFF MY LEG
😈
the blood pools dont really make much lag
ah, well, parry
conquesting it rn
can you reset your faction?
nope
loud incorrect buzzer💔
but you can reset the run
never had any lag because of them
poor people problems
what r ur specs
(i have 20 euros left for the week)
How?
eliminate yourself
There was a bit of that and a bit of this and then that happened
why is there a spoiler warning on top
nothing special
Yeet
tell me grr
the blood pools turn me from 90 fps to 30.
(4080 ti)
i gyat rtx 4060 and ryzen 7
4060, ryzen 5 5600 G, 32gb ram, and i cant say the rest with certainty
i am not checking
wtf
yeahh
what graphics mode do u play on i mean like low medium high epic or cinematic
I cant be the only one who thinks swords feel way worse than they did in the playtest right?
time to start from beggar again 🪠
epic, 1920x1080
nah
just press X
dx12?
Okay, throws are pretty cracked.
same, how much fps do u get
clueless
check setting
more than enough
see is its on dx12
how much u think
yea that swaps hands
not in the computering
yeah
doesnt change the fact that the physics are completely different
check half sword graphics settings
do not check them
fair
I got 100 hours in the game Im aware of how it works
i am not in the computering
once again
i get around 110
you asked a question and i answered, i however didnt ask for your hours
dang
and, when i say blood pools, i mean the blood pools from post-death, not the blood particles.
4080, DX11, High, 1080.

