halfsword-chat-⚔

[jolly gorge]

yes

[swift karma]

Also is it just me or does blocking like actually feel viable in boxing now

[fiery viper]

yes

[timber sleet]

i did NOT know you can do this too

[fiery viper]

are you sure?

[fiery viper]

0-0

[wooden socket]

pretty sure

[swift karma]

You kind of need to slow your roll now I'm noticing. You should be throwing lighter punches to start to concuss them a bit and then just

Annihilate.

[wooden socket]

threw a willie

into space

at work

[swift karma]

Are you sure?

[fiery viper]

Mr Washy Washy?!

[wooden socket]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-omniman-invincible-meme-gif-14970603868221209304

[swift karma]

they always did for me but only diagonally up

no like they did good damage as well

for me at least

Damn

Sounds awesome. I think most of my gameplay is on fist play and tier 5

me too

[sick cedar]

i love lightly armored sword fights

I love all the tiers tho lowkey

[alpine heath]

guys is the game going to be the same as in demo in terms of what to do (right now its just fighting others on arena)

[sick cedar]

You can also die and go to hell

[novel wagon]

uhm.. if you die while being knocked out at the same time, the game just crashes lol

[sick cedar]

aka the abyss

[sick cedar]

Why are you BLUE

[alpine heath]

Im not talking abt that

[novel wagon]

im just goated like that

[swift karma]

This is so untrue it's insane.

[novel wagon]

it just happened to me though??

[swift karma]

Like a ton of hits do both.

[warped widget]

if you win and die at the same time it also sometimes glitches out

[swift karma]

This one real as hell though.

[novel wagon]

buddy

calls something i personally experienced

untrue

lol

[sturdy mulch]

it also crashes while your alive and in the menue and at any random time

[gilded breach]

pal

[warped widget]

THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

[solemn holly]

friend

[gaunt sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-dance-boykisser-dance-femboy-furry-gif-11104188336340803264

[gaunt sapphire]

all i see are 3 head strikes

[gilded breach]

oh no not the boy kissers plz

[gaunt sapphire]

and he's lying dead

[worthy folio]

hope blunt weapons get more visual damage improvements

[gaunt sapphire]

willie really is stupid

even armor wont help him

[worthy folio]

kinda mundane just to have a perfectly in tact head covered in red paint and thats it

[novel spear]

what happened to the polearm guide

[sturdy mulch]

this crashing is actually getting annoying

[soft osprey]

You mean you don’t like crashing?

[sturdy mulch]

who does

[vagrant ocean]

bro the npcs used team tactics on me one got me in a head lock and the other bashed my head in with a hammer

[soft osprey]

Oh I love crashing it’s my favorite past time.

[sturdy mulch]

good for you 🙂 i dont

[soft osprey]

That’s weird

You’re weird for that

[gaunt sapphire]

yeah weirdo

how does one not like crashes

[sturdy mulch]

yeah people tell me all the time, they say "you dont like crashing, your weird dude"and then i just cry

[soft osprey]

As you should! Feel the shame for your dislike of crashes.

[astral kiln]

is progression in the gauntlet mode bugged? it told me i unlocked the soldier tier but it isn't accessible

[open summit]

Anyone else's game crashing on the final tier?

[soft osprey]

There definitely are bugs

[sturdy mulch]

i do but its not a choice i was just born to not like crashes

[open summit]

not sure if this is a known issue

[soft osprey]

Report to #1047240101152960525

[novel spear]

omfg

i love polearms

i singlehandedly cutted one's leg using one

[soft osprey]

Not sure

Try it

[sturdy mulch]

yes

[vagrant ocean]

me to bro

[novel spear]

smotth like fucking butter

[vagrant ocean]

had some npc hitting the yamcha pose

[solemn holly]

you need to selection a faction before moving onto the next tiers

[analog pelican]

THERES CLEARLY SOME SORT OF BUG THAT KEEPS MAKING ME TRIP

[tough yew]

this thing is heavy as hell

[astral kiln]

that fixed it, thank you!

[tough yew]

ya that didn't look normal, report it to #1047240101152960525

[astral kiln]

i was about to make a thread in feedback before you said that

[gaunt sapphire]

willie tried to stand on his own knee i think

what inverse kinematics does to a man

[analog pelican]

MUTLIPLE TIMES THE LEG JUST LIKE JUTS UP INTO THE AIR THE RIGHT LEG

[gaunt sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[gilded breach]

toddlers when the tables have corners

[vagrant ocean]

your gameplay so clean

[gaunt sapphire]

why dont u just knock him out

smh

is baron just golden freddy fatty

[analog pelican]

my gameplay would also be more graphically clean if the game didnt consistently freeze every time it had to load a new mode or into the main menu after entering another mode and dying in that mode, which only happens in DX12

[tough yew]

gotta get used to his things

[novel spear]

then just move to dx11

[analog pelican]

but then my frames go away in a the abyss unless i use low settings.

[echo brook]

can you beat the abyss now to carry on your run or do you still have to die and restart?

[dark crag]

foic

[echo brook]

??

[vital phoenix]

So, baron is just abyss but in the castle

On a side note, one of my favorite things is to knock someone down and then finish them with a kick to the skull

[swift karma]

Soccer kicks are really good for keeping their conciousness down when on helmets and it's a fight winner on anything else

[novel spear]

i simply throw them outside the fence

[oak surge]

I just swing wildly

[novel spear]

also you get to become your own baron in freemode if you do the

ULTIMATE CHALLENGE.

[analog pelican]

for he who pulls the stick from the ground shall be king of all of williamshire

[copper basin]

what does dodge time mean in the french faction

[novel spear]

he will be the kings of all willie

[novel spear]

i dont fucking know

you should've chose hre

[copper basin]

thank you

[novel spear]

since they give free stamina boost

[vagrant ocean]

prob uhh yk pressing f slows down time that might be dodge time

[copper basin]

ok

[nimble oasis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1182329984723976283/1296295814850674708/image0.gif

[stiff cosmos]

You move faster when holding shift and pressing either A, S or D for a second

[dark hazel]

i am going to kill

[copper basin]

oh thank you

[nimble oasis]

Don't do that

Let's 1v1 in half sword?

[dark hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-meme-gif-23983860

[gaunt sapphire]

we are back

wow

i beat this loser by hitting his armpit

i am officially him

[analog pelican]

does anyone have that music that plays in the dune movie?

[novel spear]

uhhhh

no

omg finally you have baron

who tf is spencer

[stable holly]

i honestly dislike that bots can actually crawl while on the ground but we just become a vegetable

[stone drift]

anyone else crashing a lot since the update?

[stable holly]

sometimes the enemies have you in a literal softlock

[dark hazel]

i call this the "1-2" technique, what do you guys think?

[dark hazel]

you can crawl in half sword

[stable holly]

literally how

[dark hazel]

face first on the ground

look forward

press w

[stable holly]

but the bots can also crawl while on their spines

[dark hazel]

press s

[analog pelican]

they put someone in here by digitalizing their soul

[dark hazel]

it's very innefective

[tall dagger]

would be so cool if you could do an actually kick while on your back

[dark hazel]

what in the kung fu panda

[dark hazel]

YOU CANNN AUGHHHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHH

press space on the ground

you can kick

it's very innefective

[stone drift]

I'm stuck in half sword mode? game seems to think i'm continually holding down rmb despite reloading and replugging in my mouse. Doesn't happen in the menu screen or anywhere else

[main vector]

does arrow time increase my damage?

[dark hazel]

no

[main vector]

just feels like it

[dark hazel]

press m2

[main vector]

or it might be because my hits a way more precise in arrow time

[stone drift]

I have. Makes no difference

[gaunt sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011858573564858398/1321507277659701268/attachment-41.gif

[dark hazel]

womp

[dark hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-cat-emotional-gif-23930229

[tall dagger]

yes you can "kick" but i mean to actually lift your leg up and kick willie away if he's coming at you

[gaunt sapphire]

be for fucking real

is that it

[dark hazel]

so you wanna do the sibling techinque

[tall dagger]

keep that same energy when he knocks you down for the 50th time with 1 swing

[gaunt sapphire]

oh ultimate challenge

[dark hazel]

it would be too op

[dark hazel]

good luck bozo

[terse cypress]

luck isn’t needed. Ungodly amounts of bloodlust, however…

[dark hazel]

that's me

[tough yew]

the actual clip

[timid imp]

did you beat him

[terse cypress]

Is your sens. all the way down lol

[tough yew]

ya

[gaunt sapphire]

that fucker got folded in like 3 seconds

[timid imp]

yeah it is kinda funny how quickly they drop

[timid imp]

militus

[gaunt sapphire]

ok my first attempt at ultimate failed

[timid imp]

i just kinda kept moving and picking them off one by one and it worked out

[gaunt sapphire]

nah i got shit weapons

[timid imp]

yeah that can be an issue

[gaunt sapphire]

unless im getting a longsword at commoner run is probably a failure

[timid imp]

pitchfork and plancon are your best friends

[cedar tusk]

half sword multiplayer ranked would be peak

[gaunt sapphire]

meh

just swinging your sword would probably be meta

[spring zenith]

i did it! new score

[gaunt sapphire]

trust i will get ultimate challenge done

can i replay it after tho

[tough yew]

highered my sens a little

[gaunt sapphire]

ok waterer i will go sleep

[tough yew]

will probably lower it down as it was

[gaunt sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-fran-sleep-sleepy-tired-gif-8633431630979404250

goob night

[fickle adder]

I know it's still heavily in development, but is optimizing so it lags less something that's going on? Runs well most of the time, it just has weird fps issues with metal armor being present and blood existing in the map

[dark crag]

billhook drag tech is based af

[fierce umbra]

perfect cut

[timid imp]

it is pretty enjoyable

[sturdy mulch]

this crashing is making the game unplayable

i lit cant progress

[timid imp]

lower graphics and turn gore off, helps a bit

also if you are on dx12 go to dx11

[wary mauve]

how do i make willy naked?

[versed jay]

why...?

[wary mauve]

uhh\

dont ask

[versed jay]

i just did

[wary mauve]

just tell me

i need to know

[timid imp]

i was able to do it via a bug, im not sure its still around cause a bunch of updates came out a few hours after i did it and they might have fixed the bug : (

[versed jay]

hotline miamiaiiiaisaisiadiiadsaisdiasd

[fierce umbra]

what the hell? how?

[tough yew]

we like hurting people

[wary mauve]

damn

[versed jay]

🐓

[fierce umbra]

can you snap necks ingame now

[north glade]

baron feels so unwieldy its comical

i love it

[tough yew]

that tells you that even with the finest steel you can't win without effort

[tall dagger]

felled by his own arms

[north glade]

i imagine once i learn to swing his weapons properly itll be even more fun

[tough yew]

i do love to play as the mini version (mass clowns mod trainer made this possible)

[north glade]

thats sick

[timid imp]

how do i get the mod to work?

[tough yew]

download the latest version of the mod trainer installer and it should get it working

[timid imp]

is it on nexus?

[tough yew]

on his github ircc

[harsh panther]

why cant I post images

here

[fierce umbra]

nearly flinged him backwards

his hat went flying 100 km/h

i love gloves

[terse cypress]

An embarrassment of a knight

[tough yew]

needa be level two in order to post images, to ge that you just need to chat around here

[dusty sparrow]

marcus auralius over here

[serene cape]

If you play with a short char in gauntlet is ur chars balance really bad or is it me?

[fierce umbra]

fencer is it possible to snap necks in this game

[versed jay]

yes i tried it on first boss

[fierce umbra]

how do u do it

[terse cypress]

very carefully

[versed jay]

grabbed his head while he was down and proceeded with caution

[fierce umbra]

what

[versed jay]

pause

[fierce umbra]

ion get it still

do you just spin his head or smth

[versed jay]

yes

[waxen lance]

he do be quite red

[fierce umbra]

well thats kinda hard

[versed jay]

that one cannibal from the forest

[terse cypress]

So i broke the game

Um

[fierce umbra]

how do ik when i snapped his neck

[austere jackal]

Guys why i cant see playtest version?

[versed jay]

for a sec thought those were cheeks

[fierce umbra]

how do ik when i snapped it 💔

do i just hear a crunch

[timid imp]

ty

[timid imp]

its been since playtest

my billhook broke many necks on backswings

[fierce umbra]

no ik that

i broke way too many necks with a spear

im just wondering if you can do it with your hands

[north glade]

very strong

[tough yew]

meta build

[north glade]

candlestick stays winning

[atomic verge]

the strat

[tall dagger]

dude.. you punched him in the dick... not cool

[atomic verge]

i aint tried that one yet

[tall dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-dick-gif-13103087

[vagrant sonnet]

help I broke Baron for free mode

[vagrant sonnet]

its now the ultimate challenge

😭

[tough yew]

i got a save file for you

and if you could, report that in #1047240101152960525

[atomic verge]

what lvl i need to be to post pics in here?

[fierce umbra]

3

or 2

i forgot

[vagrant sonnet]

please bro 🙏

[atomic verge]

ty

[tough yew]

pretty sure its two

use la chance

[vagrant sonnet]

why cant I say brainrot words guys

[fierce umbra]

that future is never coming

😔

[tough yew]

we have engineered a bot that kills words that are deemed brainrot

[timid imp]

so how do i actually save the loadouts? i tried the ctrl l thing into a reinstalled ovrdths and it didn't do it : (

[tough yew]

you save them elsewhere in your computer

ovrdth uses the old file directory of the playtest which is why its not working

[timid imp]

fuuuuck

ok no new loadouts for me i dont wanna deal with that

[snow gulch]

NO CURSING, PAL!!!

[soft osprey]

Thank you

[soft osprey]

Don’t fuckin curse buster

[spring zenith]

WHAT THE HECK I GLITCHED AND LOST ALL PROGRESSS IHWDHAOUGHDOUGHAOY

[faint flower]

i just lost all my progress because 2 enemies spawned in abbyss and the same time....

[terse cypress]

Stop feckin cussing

[terse cypress]

it’s supposed to at certain parts

[faint flower]

it spawned a peasent and a commoner at the same time

i dont think thats supposed to happen

[terse cypress]

i disagree, but okay

[deep shale]

rate my moves

[snow gulch]

it hasnt in this new demo anymore, atleast from my experience

[chilly vector]

best axe to cut off body parts i might say

[terse cypress]

it has for me, every time when I get to specific parts

[shell helm]

either get sycthe from boss 2 and hopefully snipe him or keep the big lamp post and try to topple him down before bonking

jesus it was a message from eons ago

[terse cypress]

Don’t die

[deep shale]

wear him down with blows to his limbs

[snow gulch]

strange

[deep shale]

last time i won against him, it was a low blow which severed his leg

[terse cypress]

not really, and besides, that low level it’s not an issue

[high glacier]

what happened to the playtest?

[shell helm]

peasant to commoner 1 opponent, militia to soldier 2 opponents, veteran up i think is 3

[shell helm]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-im-out-im-gone-disappear-gif-14773411

[high glacier]

bro why

[snow gulch]

no cause ive been in both of those tiers of abyss and ive never had that happen, only in the previous version of the demo

[shell helm]

merged with public beta

[high glacier]

oh so like the demo

hell yeah

[snow gulch]

just get the new demo, free modes the same thing

[terse cypress]

again, not for me.

[shell helm]

yes, and funni neck snapping to go to the abyss

[snow gulch]

which is WHY its weird

[chilly vector]

https://medal.tv/de/games/half-sword/clips/k1i7JM0YNaJalNmD3?invite=cr-MSxFeTEsMzgxNDg4NTY2

[chilly vector]

best axe yet

[shell helm]

anyways blunt weapons now terrifying

[terse cypress]

not imo

But whatever

No biggie

No point in arguing over naught

[terse cypress]

yes.

[shell helm]

when a war axe goes through armor like it doesn't exist

[ember quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-wK8chhWH14

[shell helm]

like seriously, it has a mass that makes warhammers shy and cutting potential that only rivals the end game 2 handed swords

[barren mantle]

Dolt!

[terse cypress]

I can’t wait to see some nerd master the barons poleaxe and be so feckin fluid it makes it look weightless

[terse cypress]

Greatswords

[ember quartz]

M00 took that as a personal challenge.

[terse cypress]

Good

it is all the way up.

[wind charm]

I heed the call

[terse cypress]

you want me

To one hand

A massive poleaxe

are you okay.

[terse cypress]

I can’t wait to see some nerd master the barons poleaxe and be so feckin fluid it makes it look weightless

[ember quartz]

🧎‍➡️ 🙏

[ember quartz]

I saw this short of your's its fucking hilarous.

How did you get two-handed weapons in the baron fight?

[shell helm]

yes

and luck

[terse cypress]

luck.

[ember quartz]

I literally have not once had one spawn and I had to go through it a few times.

[terse cypress]

skill issue lmao

[violet coral]

Bro the guy with the scythe (2nd boss), just 360 decapitated me 😭

[terse cypress]

Idk what to tell yas

[wind charm]

I tore it from a knight's lifeless hands before killing his friends

[novel spear]

uhhh

im such a zigma

[ember quartz]

Historically accurate Man-At-Arms response. ^

[novel spear]

jk jk

[violet coral]

https://tenor.com/view/no-shaking-head-gif-17084917738424923838

[shell helm]

i tried doing the baron run using the billhook once i got it, needless to say I'm back to being a peasant

[terse cypress]

billhook not good. Me like bonking weapons. Mace do good. Hammer do good. If you’re a maniac axes work too

[shell helm]

speaking of billhooks, did they change how pokey polearms handle again? it feels awkward to use them again after mastering the old way

[worthy folio]

wished bonking weapons had more visible damage though 🥹
you'll just get a head painted red and thats it

[terse cypress]

skill issue

[tough yew]

eventually, they kinda disabled some of the gore features because they arent ready

[terse cypress]

bonk harder

[ember quartz]

Imagine horses in Half Sword.

They would probably be goofy as fuck.

[worthy folio]

?

[terse cypress]

Bonk. Harder.

[worthy folio]

it doesnt do nothing, try the hammer on peasent rank

[shell helm]

when the brain mass goes from 100 to 80% (brain cell count didn't go down from 2)

[ember quartz]

I've said it once and I'll say it twice, I cannot wait for that day.

[kind echo]

That would be hilarious and I would love to see it

[sturdy mulch]

ive died to this guy so many times any advice?

[terse cypress]

unacceptable, i will not stand for this. which is why i’m laying down.

[shell helm]

bonk in head

[tough yew]

that day is 6 months

[terse cypress]

Don’t die

[worthy folio]

so will the demo get more content additions in the future before early access or is this what we can expect for now?

[kind echo]

Essentially how to beat any armored foe

[sturdy mulch]

great advice ill try living see if anything changes

[novel spear]

block. make him fall over, use his spear, pierce him, he dies

[terse cypress]

Yes

[tough yew]

na, aside from bug fixes, i don think you can expect more content additions

wrong

[ember quartz]

[kind echo]

All men at arms do is lie, eat hot chip, and charge they phone

[sturdy mulch]

i almost died had to quite :/

[terse cypress]

Stop dying

Simple

[sturdy mulch]

but i survived technically

[terse cypress]

don’t get hit

[tough yew]

me in half sword

[violet coral]

Pointy stick with many points on the pole is best pointy stick

[shell helm]

remember, any weapon is a good blunt weapon if you hit hard enough (me when I rage after being KO'd by a greatsword)

[kind echo]

Same except I’m dead on the floor

[terse cypress]

cries in tier 8 knight

[timid birch]

Do we have a mod that makes helmets invisible in 1st person yet?

[ember quartz]

Don't forget the wine holding cod piece!

[timid birch]

I want to use t6-t8 but without the grills

[violet coral]

I feel that should be the only content update, a little more playable first person

[tall dagger]

my loadout against the final boss. think i'll win??

[novel spear]

yes

[tough yew]

me and my men at arns not caring

[kind echo]

You have no pants

[violet coral]

I don't see why not, the boss is on the left right?

[shell helm]

winnable

[tall dagger]

no...

[kind echo]

Idk who painted this probably some long dead dude but this is fire

[novel spear]

yes

[violet coral]

Well then, good luck to you brave soldier. We'll send your family a gift basket in the mail

[shell helm]

my gospel for your case

[terse cypress]

I believe

if this is possible

You’ve got it

[tall dagger]

I FUCKING WON

[kind echo]

Felt chivalrous, may banish in a fortnight

[grand vine]

It was easy for me I just smacked em once in the face and he instantly fell over

[novel spear]

of course you fucking won

[tough yew]

unknown person

[novel spear]

you had full armor

[sturdy mulch]

i just lived and i won great advice 🙂

[novel spear]

frog helmet

[tall dagger]

AHHHH REDEMPTON

[violet coral]

He was the unarmored one

[terse cypress]

You’re welcome

[novel spear]

what

[sturdy mulch]

thank you great sir

[novel spear]

well i mean he would still win

he has a fucking overpowered polearm

[terse cypress]

Yes

[violet coral]

Nah, all you do against it is run in and kick

[sturdy mulch]

now what weapon should i use for knight tier

[terse cypress]

All of them

[shell helm]

ah yes the nutcracker strat

[terse cypress]

At the same time

[tough yew]

i wonder whos this guy

[sturdy mulch]

not possible im afraid :/

[violet coral]

Typically aim for lower thigh, higher chance to cripple the enemyq

[tall dagger]

fricked him up

[terse cypress]

Karl mcsmugface

Idk

[terse cypress]

Do it anyway

[sturdy mulch]

wait is the last one a fight against waves with no armour???

[kind echo]

Oh my GOD that guy got obliterated

[violet coral]

There was a skill difference here funny purple man

[tall dagger]

yes. except the enemeis drop their loot

[lime flax]

why did i get my baron tier revoked?

[terse cypress]

because you aren’t worthy

[shell helm]

skill issue

[sturdy mulch]

what weapon is best for knight

[violet coral]

You had no land, and were maidenless

[kind echo]

Bc you have to be cool to be a baron

[lime flax]

cant do baron in freeplay anymore

[terse cypress]

You aren’t worthy

I just said that

[lime flax]

elaborate

[violet coral]

Doth is what thine would expect of a peasant, a common folk, a fool

[lime flax]

somebody be useful 🙏

[terse cypress]

That’s all of the elaboration you need. you. are not. worthy

[lime flax]

i beat him though

[violet coral]

You be useful you dirty harlot

[terse cypress]

Too bad

[terse cypress]

i murdered my liege but im hella swag so i get to keep the funny butter armour

[lime flax]

you aint swag...

[violet coral]

Thou will be brought to ye olde guillotine

[terse cypress]

Who has the baron unlocked?

thought so

[lime flax]

your mother

[worthy folio]

wait so i unlocked the baron but booted the game again and now i dont have the baron

in freeplay

[shell helm]

do it again

[violet coral]

That is because their mother is worthy, unlike yourself harlot

[worthy folio]

is that intentional?

[lime flax]

why is bro responding to me so much

[shell helm]

that I have no idea

[lime flax]

peasant seeks my attention smh

[sturdy mulch]

knight boss time lumi you got advice

[terse cypress]

Because thou art maidenless, landless, and thou hast no intelligence.

[kind echo]

Says the baronless jester

[violet coral]

I have the baron rank, unlike yourself (then I chose to do abyss and died to a dirty shovel user)

[terse cypress]

Don’t die, avoid the bonkening, while giving the bonkening

[sturdy mulch]

awesome will do

[lime flax]

atleast i lost it to some bug and not dying like thou..

[shell helm]

I'm just glad that the knight boss only one hands the war axe

[violet coral]

Bro out of all normal enemies the wooden shovel peasants are the most terrifying, they do trick shots to the back of your skull with murderous intent

[terse cypress]

thou art still naught but a lowly peasant

he is lame knight

Easy fight

No issues

[sturdy mulch]

little bitch is scared and now im gonna die next tier im scared

[violet coral]

Easy boss, 2nd boss is harder

[terse cypress]

You’ll be fine

[sturdy mulch]

im so cooked

[terse cypress]

you’ll be fine

Believe in yourself

[shell helm]

the power of bonk will guide you

[terse cypress]

I imagine a lord saying that but tf2 scout says bonk

[wheat wigeon]

Do you get to keep the tier 10 after unlocking it or do you lose it if you start a new character

[sturdy mulch]

bro i literally almost died to the first guy oml

[wheat wigeon]

I lost it

[terse cypress]

Depends on if you’re worthy

Well

That answers that

[sturdy mulch]

i did he stabbed them

and my game just crashed

ffs

[glacial citrus]

spiky stick

[terse cypress]

Your name isn’t lumi

Stay out of this

[glacial citrus]

i dont give a damn

[sturdy mulch]

lumi is the wise man who gives me the best advice

[terse cypress]

Thou speaketh like a lowly peasant.

[terse cypress]

Correc

[sturdy mulch]

like dont die

[glacial citrus]

your fancy pronounciation cant hide the fact i dont give a damn

[torpid belfry]

Guys how do I send images

I beat the Whiteboy Reaper and got a cold photo but I can't send

[sturdy mulch]

KILLED THE FIRST PERSON TOO GOOD

[terse cypress]

Keep chatting in here

Need level 2

[torpid belfry]

Ok cool

[terse cypress]

Thou art naught but a lowly fool

[sturdy mulch]

NO

Im in the abyss

[terse cypress]

Did you forget to not die?

[sturdy mulch]

yep

[terse cypress]

oh, you forgot to not die

[violet coral]

Wait, I'm level 2 and I can't send shit

[terse cypress]

No you aren’t

[sturdy mulch]

i got hit in the head insta dead so i couldnt leave

[glacial citrus]

your mother is a hamster and your father smells like berries

[violet coral]

wait MB I was thinking of battlegrounds

[torpid belfry]

I was consigned to the abyss 3 times before beating the reaper

I then proceded to die to the next enemy and then die in abyss

[terse cypress]

Elderberries, you mean. At least get it correct

[forest ravine]

I think the "constantly falling over" issue might be related also to the issue of being unable to hold onto an enemy for any length of time

For some reason our player Willie has just totally lost his strength

[sick cedar]

flashback to the playtest

[terse cypress]

I’m just glad the enemy willies don’t grab much anymore

[jolly gorge]

i need tips on getting better

[harsh barn]

dude since when could you break bones in this game

[terse cypress]

Don’t die

[jolly gorge]

cause rn, i really keep taking terrible losses

[glacial citrus]

like i said i dont give a damn

[violet coral]

And thou smelleth like almonds and soap, watch thy tongue foul mouth lowly boy, thou forsake thine mother's name with that disrespectful tone

[jolly gorge]

actual advice, tyty

[sick cedar]

use the slow motion to look for openings

[torpid belfry]

Is that a Loji pfp

[sick cedar]

dont try and slash through a gambeson or chain mail

[terse cypress]

I concur

[sick cedar]

You want to stab those

[glacial citrus]

aint readin all that sah, but happy for ya sah, or sorry that happened sah

[sturdy mulch]

lumi any advice on surviving abyss making it back?

[torpid belfry]

Im risin it I'm risin my fire

[glacial citrus]

just kill people

[terse cypress]

Don’t die, hit before being hit

[sick cedar]

Oh really?

[terse cypress]

silence, wretch.

[shell helm]

gambesons are funny wearable pillows

[glacial citrus]

who even you

[sick cedar]

I didnt know that wow

yeah i have trouble slashing thru them

[glacial citrus]

sorry for him😭

[sick cedar]

ramstead!

BE NOT THE CAUSE OF MY DEATH

NOOOOOOUUUUUH!

[half pollen]

mercy good sire

[terse cypress]

I am Lord Lumi. who art thou, peasant

[shell helm]

oh hey jhon eggbert is back

[glacial citrus]

cant hear you, please repeat

[terse cypress]

schnauzer

[sick cedar]

Big Bert

[terse cypress]

Dost thou attempt to jest?

[glacial citrus]

i bet you look like a tree

[torpid belfry]

Does the ai have some kind of resilience factor that's randomized depending on enemy

Bc I swear I can stab I guy in the belly once and he'll give up but I need to completely mangle another guy to get him to surrender

[terse cypress]

Thy insults are weaker than the peasantry!

[violet coral]

Thine peasant thinks he is lord like in status, fix your scoundrel lumi

[sick cedar]

he got your foot

[sturdy mulch]

i just got launched across the map not even joking

[terse cypress]

I cannot control the peasant’s choice of words. I say let thee look like naught but a maidenless fool.

[sturdy mulch]

and my arm is fucked

[glacial citrus]

that meant you're very choppable with an axe, unintelligent sire

[terse cypress]

Walk it off

[jolly gorge]

The fog looks like shit

[sick cedar]

the peasant 2 handed axe is such a fun weapon

i wish there was a way to keep your weapons thru the ranks

[terse cypress]

You can turn it off

[jolly gorge]

Ty

[sturdy mulch]

i had a spiky spear lodged in my arm i pick it up get sent flying

[terse cypress]

Ye

[terse cypress]

Thou wouldst do well to avoid the plançon.

weapon of destruction, it is.

[violet coral]

And thou would fall for a lowly spear

[sick cedar]

I really like it personally

[half pollen]

im stood on it

[terse cypress]

Can thou afford armour? I think not.

[lime flax]

true, sad that turning it off doesnt save

[sick cedar]

It gives it a supernatural feel

[glacial citrus]

my hate is my armor

[terse cypress]

It is rather annoying

[terse cypress]

Then thou hast no clothes. No armour. No maidens. No land.

[glacial citrus]

do you?

[sturdy mulch]

i fucking died

[nimble oasis]

He is so gold

[half pollen]

my willie was very eager, so much so that he jumped

[terse cypress]

I do indeed, peasant.

[lime flax]

my willie loves to jump

[violet coral]

Thine lord has land and armor, though he lost his clothes to the maidens

[glacial citrus]

prove it

[terse cypress]

It is okay, death happens to us all

[nimble oasis]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1357730072957554808 what do U think of it?

[terse cypress]

Damn wenches nigh stole everything, but alas for them, my status precedes all.

[torpid belfry]

Do the bosses have actual names

[terse cypress]

and my coin purse runs deeper than the oceans

[lime flax]

willie

and baron

[sick cedar]

william, willie, wilson, will, bill, billy, billie, willie, and Tom

[violet coral]

Though it'd be cool if actual titles were on the top of the screen

[glacial citrus]

big boss

[lime flax]

we need boss music

[terse cypress]

give them the most generic names lol

[glacial citrus]

we have it

[terse cypress]

Technically there is some

Well, it’s one track

But still

[lime flax]

like unique boss music

[sick cedar]

abyss has boss music

[lime flax]

like unique boss music

[terse cypress]

it doesn’t play anywhere else

so technically it is unique

[lime flax]

"unique to each boss" music

[wind charm]

Imagine dust trails 😍
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx60oUctlEz8WG41XSQ7wPnLPCiSVDMkDe?si=WgIHY7_mM8K0UrZg

[novel spear]

might be a stupid question but how do i hit harder and also hit with precision

[terse cypress]

m00, have you taken up arms with the barons poleaxe yet?

[lime flax]

click video

[viral relic]

I'd turn the sensitivity as low as it can go and also make sure to have big swings. Using F to slow down time can also help

[wind charm]

I'll find the clip where I beat the boss with his own Polearm

[terse cypress]

Good

[novel spear]

i cant believe it

the king of all polearms

he's still alive

[terse cypress]

That isn’t the fluidity i seek, ergo it doesn’t count

[terse cypress]

Although i do agree dragging effects would be neat af

[spring zenith]

really love this game

[sleek canyon]

Hey guys, is there any way to turn on the crosshair like in the previous abyss demo? i really like it, and there's still an option to "center crosshair" but it doesnt seem like anything changes.

[golden granite]

how to fix same weapons bug?

every class in my gauntlet mode gives me only 1 weapon

it is the same one cannot change when you click it

[ancient canyon]

what is it with these fucking fatal errors?

[sleek canyon]

there is a randomize gear button on the right

[wind charm]

This is the very first time I use the Swoleaxe.
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxlhM9MSH7nzeancSIMrFfzyDRpydYJ84T?si=YdWurz8YCriDoRNN

[rare vortex]

i got fatal error crash on baron tier abyss xd👅

[golden granite]

doesn't that only change height of your willie?

[terse cypress]

What

no

[golden granite]

btw how to get out of the abyss?

[sleek canyon]

no, its randomize body as a peasant, then randomize gear as any other class

[golden granite]

ok

[sleek canyon]

the post death one? kill the first boss

[lime flax]

only if you are on tier 0 i think

[golden granite]

like any boss?

[boreal swift]

how to fix crashing on last level?

[golden granite]

the scythe one or the axe one?

[timber stirrup]

How do I download the non-demo version? There have been replies on reddit that I need to "Subscribe to playtest" however there is no such option on the steam page, only "DOWNLOAD DEMO" which I already have.

[sleek canyon]

axe

[timber stirrup]

There is only the Abyss map on the demo, and nothing else

how do I get the other version?

[nimble dirge]

why do i have uninstall as the only option for the playtest

[golden granite]

does it matter though? the axe one is easier but ig it is what it is about who I find.

[hollow berry]

devs really need to turn the footstpes sounds up, can barely hear them if they're like a meter away from yo

[timber stirrup]

can someone tell me?

I'm tired of playing just the Abyss level

[chrome iron]

Demo is abyss, gauntlet and free mode

There is no need for play test anymore

[timber stirrup]

Oh I see

so it was an outdated post?

[chrome iron]

Seems so

New update came out like 3-4 days ago so

3 days

[rich turret]

went flying across when i stabbed him in the throat with this thing

[timber stirrup]

How do I progress on tiers/levels (from Beggar upwards), do I need to do Abyss til the end?

[chrome iron]

Nah it's by doing gauntlet, you gain points once you have enough you fight a boss then a new tier is unlocked rinse repeat till baron

Abyss is only if that char dies

[wind charm]

Bro they fucking JUMPSCARE you
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxNes00XYTuJgZK3NKS2NjoRHFRJUYtiO9?si=Gk009j2n9pYLoKaE

[hollow berry]

yeah lol, nice dodge there

always satisfying to avoid a close attack and parry it

[wind charm]

I don't think I've ever dodged irl so hard

[hollow berry]

they usually ambush you when you're just trying to pick up a weapon

which is even worse because the pick up system is often inconsistent

[true zealot]

just threw the fucking meanest left hook

so mean it crashed my game when it connected

[half pollen]

romantic

[viral relic]

Did you have metal gloves? In the playtest I sometimes disconnected if I had damage up with the gloves on

[true zealot]

no

[lime flax]

willie really needs better balance (both player and enemie)

change settings to make you more powerful

dont complain then

[north cedar]

Anyone else struggle with depth perception and seem to miss so many attacks or is that just me?

[lime flax]

its like choosing the hard difficulty then complaining its hard

[worthy folio]

just keep playing, youll get used to it 🤷

[rancid coral]

it doesnt exist, the demo has everything from the playtest and the previous demo

[golden granite]

how to fix 20 fps in abyss and steady 144fps on normal game? why does abyss make my game lag so much

[tall dagger]

skill issue

[worthy folio]

ive heard that reducing your fov helps with this

i had it maxxed for a long time until i reduced it and i aimed better

[lime flax]

they got merged into the current version

[viral relic]

I just have to turn graphics to low in abyss. I kinda like the look though, its a lot creepier

[rancid coral]

yeah I have the same stupid issue, I just set my graphics to low then

[tall dagger]

i mean there kinda is....

[boreal swift]

player damage npc damage

[north cedar]

I like the further out FOV, but I wish the camera replacement would be more over the shoulder because sometimes I can barely see the tip of my weapon

[tall dagger]

haha. tip

[boreal swift]

yeah but its literally the intended way to balance your difficulty

[lime flax]

that changes how difficult it is, hence difficulty

[worthy folio]

same but it did help me aim better, especially for necks when i reduced my fov

bruh i dont know how to tell you this other than just keep playing, youll get better

[wind charm]

You're actually correct here, some of the weapon rebalancing is too strong and others too weak. You have a very valid point.

[north cedar]

I just struggle a lot with trying to use weaponry and I go to swing at somebody and the tip of my weapon is like just barely an inch away from their body

[viral relic]

The thing is it feels like cheating by changing the settings. It would make more sense for the player and enemy do do the same amount of damage at normal settings, and then could be changed. Now it just feels like you're worse than the ai at the "same" damage settings

[worthy folio]

what do you usually use?

are you doing the gauntlet

[viral relic]

I think you fall over more often too, I keep falling over from small blows

[worthy folio]

its the one where you rank up through the levels

[junior needle]

why does militia not unlock after commoner for me?

[viral relic]

I have to false surrender just to compete, why they make it so you gotta commit war crimes

[lime flax]

i think ai does same damage as player, definitely not op just what people arent used to ig

which part?

[viral relic]

I know its at least less than before, in the playtest you could kill someone with like 3 kicks to the head once they're down, it took me 15 last time I tried

[cyan pulsar]

The AI do the exact same damage. They're also smarter now than the playtest version

[lime flax]

🙏

was going to say the biggest difficulty in this new version is it being smarter

[cyan pulsar]

Once you figure out how to actually fight instead of flailing your arms about they're not that bad.

Practice in free mode until you can reliably defend and kill in as few hits as possible

[opaque creek]

Did they make punching easier?

[sturdy mulch]

i have done the exact same thing on playtest it is the same

[shy fossil]

i been head hunting the bosses

[hollow berry]

a bunch of loot fell down from the sky in the abyss ,should i be concerned

[opaque creek]

Your hands used to flail more I think

It made landing more satisfying

Now it’s just spam and win

[lime flax]

most of those arent very deep cuts

[cyan pulsar]

None of those were stabs. Those were slashes. With kitchen knives. That's hardly lethal and they will take as long to kill you with crap slashes like that as it will take for you to kill them

Hold ALT and actually do the stabbing thrust and you will guarantee kill them

[wind charm]

I beg to differ...
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxDgrxIDlHQfkIw2IS-iCNXojxD6zx0bzz?si=jq75uw9gadQREAh0

[viral relic]

whats alt do?

[wintry raft]

its the same as when you ouble press M1

[cyan pulsar]

Don't do mouse 1 it sucks for anything other than charging

[viral relic]

huh I didn't know alt did that too

[lime flax]

saying "cut" isnt very useful because 1 good cut can be an instant kill regardless of version

[viral relic]

wait so thats different than alt?

[cyan pulsar]

Yeah, none of them were good cuts

[opaque creek]

I was talking about fisties not kicking

Cool kick though

[cyan pulsar]

Yes. ALT uses your mouse to control the thrust forward and backwards. Double tapping just makes your character hold your weapon in front of you

[true zealot]

ISTG they fucked the grip somehow, I could go to a psychward and find better grip in the socks

[wind charm]

Oh mb 😭

[torpid belfry]

I'm gonna fucking crash out

Reached peasant level on new game
Get equipped with knife
Can't change weapon
Get to reaper
Trips me over with scythe
Try to tactically surrender but he one shots me
Get sent to abyss and make it out
REPEAT 7 TIMES
Realize it would be easier to start over with better weapon
Quit

Do I just suck at the game?

[cyan pulsar]

You do know you can randomize your gear at any time in the menu right?

[fallow stone]

skill issue

[true zealot]

youre going to fucking lose it when you see the randomize gear button on the right side of your screen brother

[cyan pulsar]

You aren't stuck with your gear at all

[hollow berry]

got my hand cut off but my character is still standing. will he stop screaming eventually and let me use his other remaining hand?

[true zealot]

yes

[novel spear]

imo, the voulge (halberd) is the best

FUCKING BEST

[viral relic]

You can still change your weapon, you just have to click the randomize gear button on the right instead of clicking on the character icon like in free play or the playtest

[novel spear]

polearm ever

[lime flax]

nah its just that 1 term doesnt take into account all the qualities of the attack, which will be the biggest change in damage

[novel spear]

one slice you can cut somebody's limb

[torpid belfry]

On everyone in this server's soul the randomize gear button was faded colour and I couldn't click it

[cyan pulsar]

The big thing, is the knife really requires either precise slashes to key locations such as the throat or stabs to the chest

[novel spear]

thats right

you can dismember

[lime flax]

you can only randomize before you start that tier

[viral relic]

I figured out that you can just carry around the dead soul (or whatever it is) if you grab them just before they die

[lime flax]

that means if you go to abyss and come back its already been started before

[cyan pulsar]

Yeah, once you start that tier, you cannot randomize

[torpid belfry]

Pluh.........

[lime flax]

its kinda silly

[torpid belfry]

Ok once more into the breach ig

[wind charm]

YT stream clips have got to be the best thing they've done
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxoO2rB4xolZhg5mIl_RWIqarzYRUbUgg-?si=ALMB7Qyls1YMUFEZ

[silent gorge]

this guy who refuses to go down

[lime flax]

those pixels refuse to go down

[silent gorge]

why is the image so low quality

[cyan pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/gameundt-fallout-maximus-outerops-gif-4067651569052406982

[silent gorge]

lmao

theres a massive sword stuck in his knee

[lime flax]

fail embed lol

everyone laugh

[cyan pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/npesta-bread-loaf-npesta-bread-npesta-loaf-gif-13009568401401366653

[true zealot]

with how much this boss is pushing his fucking weight into me i think he has to be put on a registry

[cyan pulsar]

imma do it a second time

[lime flax]

i think gifs may be disabled

[cyan pulsar]

yeah they are

They're bigger and heavier than you, and stronger

[lime flax]

yeah its just good genetics

[cyan pulsar]

The bosses have a lot more weight behind them. They were born strong

Pro tip: Randomize your body before you start a run, and aim for something nice and tall

Tall = Harder to topple

[lime flax]

no tall is easier to topple i think

[lime flax]

i heard that somewhere

[cyan pulsar]

Might be

Just play around

Try shorter or taller

see what works

[lime flax]

i thought
tall = long reach
short = less likely to fall

[meager kestrel]

Man this game is pissing me off

[long swan]

why is there only an uninstall button and not a play button on the game page

[serene cape]

Feels like short chars have bad balance funny enough

[true zealot]

Playtest merged with demo

[cyan pulsar]

Either way, you're not pushing the bosses around, especially if you run your stamina out from slow mo and spamming swings

[true zealot]

download demo

[wind charm]

https://youtube.com/shorts/iR-f0uqZ878?si=2X-QYgfF5a2W6l8s

[thorny perch]

halfsword inc went bankrupt

[tough yew]

legs need to be vastly improved, noway you just somehow snapped it twice or so trying to walk

[wide yarrow]

i keep cashing at the baron tier its so annoying

[meager kestrel]

It all feels so wrong

The physics are all wrong

[soft osprey]

Turn off blood for the baron fight

[lime flax]

hardest boss is boss 2

smh

[wide yarrow]

ty

[tender quest]

he needs some calcium

[deep heath]

same

[cyan pulsar]

It's situationally useful. I like using it after I block an attack to give myself a decent swing

[viral relic]

I think its really good for parrying, dodging, or doing either and then attacking.

[meager kestrel]

I miss the old scythe guy, who is this current joker? Fuck off! I want the guy in black with the kettle hat back

[soft osprey]

You also, turn off blood on baron fight

[deep heath]

does that fix it

[soft osprey]

Seems to yes

[cyan pulsar]

You only want to ever tap slow mo. don't stay in slow mo for too long

[viral relic]

Not really good for just swinging over and over tho

[tender quest]

what about me?

[deep heath]

ill try

[tough yew]

i agree with the new bosses being lame, in looks

[soft osprey]

You’re outta luck

No fix for you sorry

[viral relic]

Idk I think its pretty good if you're trying to dodge attacks. You can stay in slow mo for about 20 seconds without moving before it kicks you out, so you can just stay in it and be ready to dodge

[novel spear]

is it just me or when you swing an abnormally large polearm you feel like you're wukong

[viral relic]

You just have to not move

[tough yew]

repost of this clippa

[meager kestrel]

They feel stronger too? Like they have greater physical resistance maybe? I can't quantify it really. I wish their power was just defined by their equipment.

[soft osprey]

The old demo scythe guy looked intimidating, all black n shit

Fit well

[wind charm]

I know exactly how you're feeling bro, I can promise you that giving this game a good break will be the best thing to do.

[lime flax]

so true 🙏

[lime flax]

calm down, lets got get racist

[soft osprey]

Shut up nerd

[lime flax]

😔

[tough yew]

baron's longsword is awesome

[lime flax]

i wonder if gauntlet will be in full game

[novel spear]

it will

trust me

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-halpert-face-yeah-ok-then-sure-gif-17449746

[tough yew]

la reposta again

[final tusk]

my game always be crashing at the end fight

[tough yew]

epic

cinematic is not meant to be playable

[terse cypress]

I use cinematic for screenshots when i remember to switch to it

[lime flax]

2nd kill was majestic 🙏

[deep heath]

works thanks

[novel spear]

did yall realized that in the single combat picture there was 2 barons fighting eachother

[cyan pulsar]

yeah, being conservative with it and using it for ripostes and stuff like that I feel is the best use for it

[novel spear]

is this a sneeky peeky to an another update about barons

[tough yew]

you mean these two?

[novel spear]

yeah

[tough yew]

normal people half swording

i wouldn't call them barons

[lime flax]

yeah definitely not barons

[tough yew]

baron would have his armor gilded.. either blued or gold

[cyan pulsar]

I think Baron's were kinda like middle managers for towns and shit weren't they?

[forest sable]

Do you guys know if multiplayer will ever be added?

[cyan pulsar]

They'd look after a town for the lord i think

[novel spear]

mmm

idk

[waxen lance]

odd thing is that the scythe can kill through invulnurability

[cyan pulsar]

Nevermind, I must be thinking of something else

Barons were military advisors from the sounds of it

[waxen lance]

mayhap

[cyan pulsar]

I think?

[waxen lance]

"Wanna hear a bone joke?"

[wind charm]

Me and my homies fw baron fr
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxfJuFi2b_m2Afl30-wbFrHz8on2doBLzt?si=KkvJOKv8SL-XCDp2

[cyan pulsar]

Ah, so Barons were land owners who were loyal to their superiors, nevermind I think

[dapper aspen]

are you guys having fun with the armored fights

[cyan pulsar]

Trying to read up on what they are

[cyan pulsar]

Armored fights are always pretty fun but man they slog sometimes

[ember siren]

is there already a new way to do custom loadouts since ovrdths selector does not work since the update?

[cyan pulsar]

Just constant smacking back and forth and clinching trying to knock someone off guard

[novel spear]

you realize you could use alt right lol

alt

left alt

sorry

left alt

[tough yew]

accidental

[glad sparrow]

boÞ

[tough yew]

my game bugged out but its like switching your save file before you start a game

[novel spear]

YOU

WHAT SPECS YOU HAVE TO HAVE SUCH SMOOTH FPS IN VIDEO

[tough yew]

4070

[ember siren]

i would guess 4080 or somthing of that scale

[novel spear]

dang

[ember siren]

fuck 1 to high

[novel spear]

can you record videos that good in the rx 6700 xt

ik

ik that

[waxen lance]

I be playing on low and still be getting fatal errors

[ember siren]

i want custom loadouts again 😦

[fallow stone]

how are you fighting against a beggar as that thing

[tough yew]

you switch out your savefile before going on a match

[novel spear]

do you use dlss

[silent gorge]

the higher level bosses feel really weak

[novel spear]

i'm looking forward to amd since i want pure 100 fps gaming with high settings

im still stuck with the gt 1030

next year's gonna upgrade the pc

[tough yew]

na

[novel spear]

a 1650 is really good man

im guessing you live in california

[tough yew]

damn hope you financially recovered from that

[novel spear]

then where

i never knew europe had their own car stealing

[ember siren]

thats why my car looks like shit i would not even take that for 100€ so nobody will steal it

[novel spear]

in my entire life i thought europe was just peaceful and shit unless you're in britain

im really interested to pc building but i got no dubloons to spend on

next year when i save enough red envelopes i could potentially upgrade

what.

[sinful quail]

guys how do i play the game?

[novel spear]

nothin

[sinful quail]

i cant seem too find the playtest of the game

[ember siren]

get the demo on steam

[ember siren]

playtest is gone

[sinful quail]

yeah thats the only one i see

[sinful quail]

oh why

[ember siren]

they put the demo and playtest in one

[sinful quail]

okay

[novel spear]

well bless you

[ember siren]

they said that in #announcements

[novel spear]

idk how you're still in team green even though jensen keeps doing shit advertisement lol

i meant you lol

[ember siren]

i wanted to get a 5080 but will get a 9070xt bc nvidea is doing only shit now

[dire tide]

2 x throat 1 on face with messer... the black armored boss is has lot more blood than one expects :/ he didnt die or fall over he gave up

[novel spear]

6700 xt's almost the same price as the 4060 but they give you alot of fps lol

nvidia's only good if you're looking forward on content creating

[ember siren]

amd was always more fps per€ but with the missing cores and gpu cables melting i dont know how ppl still by team green

[silent gorge]

the willies feel more wimpy
I spend my time as a knight just knocking opponents over instead of fighting

[soft osprey]

In turn bosses push you around

[novel spear]

team green's nvidia silly

[silent gorge]

true

[novel spear]

team red's amd

[tender topaz]

what

lmao

[tender topaz]

he spinning

[novel spear]

https://tenor.com/view/coming-helicopter-tank-flying-tank-soldier-gif-17054649

[tender topaz]

lol

[terse cypress]

HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

[novel spear]

rate these screenshots i made

[ember siren]

i hate when shit like that happens, i somhow cut my own feet when i walk over weapons on the ground and then fall and die

[sick gale]

how do you prevent the final thing from constantly giving a fatal error towards the end?

[novel spear]

low graphics and low gore

[sick gale]

hm alr

[novel spear]

get cheat engine and use speedhacks to slow the time

so that you can get more fps

[safe prism]

how tf are you supposed to beat the barron

[sick gale]

im running a 4080s and a 9700x wtf is this optimization XD

[ember siren]

hit his head or balls

[silent gorge]

how do i beat the final boss btw
he kicks reach my head lol

[safe prism]

i cant reach his head

[ember siren]

skill issue

[safe prism]

very much i am suffering

[ember siren]

just do player dmg to low and bot dmg high

and take a polehammer or so