halfsword-chat-⚔

[near lichen]

Exploding heads i miss that

[glad ore]

Getting a head to explode with a mace made it feel like a crit

[jolly gorge]

i cant wait to get that back in ea

[lunar oxide]

I don't mind the gore, but I feel like most people obsess over it.

[jolly gorge]

i do, i think its fascinating, the things modern tech is capable of simulating

[tired star]

Can Willy get Minecraft armor for the release of the Minecraft movie

[stark moss]

gotta love tomato sauce in games

[glad ore]

Haha head go WHEEE

[stark moss]

can we get jack black in the half sword movie

[glad ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1343435500588896286/death.gif

[thorn kite]

this game is tryna make my pc cook lolll

[robust hedge]

Gamemode suggestion: Modern day tournament; a boxing ring, winning on knockout or sent out of the ring

[subtle totem]

just won a sword fight after getting my sword arm and leg cut off...

[robust hedge]

Idk I think the exploding heads was a special type of gore, when gore is satisfying its great

[near lichen]

For me it doesn't need to be extreme but just following the logic, if i bash your head in with a blunt forced weapon i expect to see pieces lmao or if I axe your limb I expect it to get stuck before I pull it off, subtle attention to detail things like that is why I love this game

[tired star]

That’s the issue with really Gorey games, you end up attracting the really odd people

[stark moss]

"My sword broke in half! Now it's a half-sword!"

[robust hedge]

like cleanly slicing a guys throat and watching him spray like a ketchup bottle being stomped on is AMAZING

[near lichen]

They're just games though, seeing real stuff like that still makes me cringe

[final crystal]

Can you still bash people skulls jnto exploding or no?

[stark moss]

this

[near lichen]

Nah

[robust hedge]

yea same, friend once jumpscared me with a video of a russian soldier shooting his friend and that was still scarring.

[near lichen]

They just turn red

[lunar oxide]

Oh, I agree but I feel like there needs to be a balance to it. Like right now it feels like limbs just fly off willy-nilly. I guess that's what the gore slider is for though to be fair.

[final crystal]

So tragic

[lunar oxide]

Like it's maybe a little to easy to cut a man in two.

[near lichen]

I saw a road rage shooting video that didn't even have blood and I couldn't finish it

[robust hedge]

also... if you're hitting a naked guy with a sword

[hollow delta]

https://outplayed.tv/media/wkE0nR

thanks spotify, very cool. somewhat loud celebration at end

[robust hedge]

limbs will go flying

[jolly gorge]

agreed, willies need to feel... "meatier"

[final crystal]

Really?

[glad ore]

For me the game is just stress relief.

[robust hedge]

like it is 'realistic' that a naked swordfight would end with limbs lost

[robust hedge]

that is... probably bad

[jolly gorge]

ive seen so much fucked shit on the internet its js wttv atp 😔

[near lichen]

Yeah I can send you the watered down news report if you'd like to watch

[hollow delta]

i feel relieved after being stressed fighting baron for past 2 days lmao

[robust hedge]

I havent, and im happy about it

[thorn kite]

I KILLED BIG SWORD BITCH OMG OMG

[jolly gorge]

w

[glad ore]

The hardest part of baron was the crashing.

[warped apex]

Please Watch this LMFAo

[lunar oxide]

it's a lot harder to cut off a limb then you'd think. I think that partial amputations need to be more likely than anything.

[hollow delta]

thats why my video has no blood or gore, the real final boss is fatal error

[glad ore]

Not really, not much different than doom eternal being stress relief.

[robust hedge]

fair, it'd be fun to see a guys arm hanging on by a thread more often

[final crystal]

Nah I’m ok I’m not seekin it out or nothing I guess it just doesn’t bother me that much. But I’m from fl I’ve literally watched my homies get shot so idk. Once you see Ts irl it kinda desensitizes you

[stark moss]

yea swords should stop at the bone most of the time

[lunar oxide]

Like you need a lot of force to cut clean through an arm with a sword. a hand though...

[final crystal]

Not the bones I cut

[tired star]

IK but weirdos like that like the control over it, I used to know guys like that

[final crystal]

What if we all held hands in a circle and talked about our biggest dreams guys

[robust hedge]

idk about y'all but if y'all are doing sissy half power swings then maybe yea, but a trained, aligned, full power swing is going STRAIGHT through an arm

[stark moss]

videogames don't cause violence, edgy teenagers do

[near lichen]

Honestly someone who can't differentiate real life violence and this game shouldn't be playing half sword at all

[near lichen]

Yeah it's just the same scapegoat when they tried to blame Tarantino because he made violent movies

[jolly gorge]

bro my fucking gauntlet run is ending cuz of this bs (im being flung around and i cant get up)

[robust hedge]

i think accredditing violence to just "edgy teenagers" is facetious

[shadow canyon]

Sorry to ask this bc I'm sure there been dozens of people but will there be some sort of multiplayer in the future?

[stark moss]

just like postal all over again

[lunar oxide]

You don't really get those in a sword fight to often. not to mention the clothing tends to slow down the edge of the blade.

[glad ore]

Bro I keep getting these “video game addiction compensation” ads on insta

[final crystal]

Speak for yourself

[glad ore]

Like… no?

[near lichen]

I was too young for postal 1 but I played postal 2

[robust hedge]

well in a real sword fight no you dont but in this you definitely do

[final crystal]

Shit I’m addicted give me money

[lunar oxide]

I'm talking about real life.

[robust hedge]

I think... make stamina more of a resource and make partial amputations more common would be enough to get to that point

[lunar oxide]

Which this game is trying to emulate.

[final crystal]

Yeah and you said that you don’t get into sword fights. I do all the time

So I said speak for yourself

[stark moss]

postal 2 was definitely more unhinged than postal 1

[lunar oxide]

You cutting off peoples arms on the daily?

[robust hedge]

because the fact you can go from being exhausted from 8 full power poleaxe swings in plate armour to ready to kill again in 7 seconds is crazy

[final crystal]

Yup. It’s pretty fun I’ll put you on

[near lichen]

Maybe a diff kind of sword fight he meant

[hollow delta]

dawg are we playing the same game?

[robust hedge]

buddy you're either trolling or extremely desperate for attention

[final crystal]

You… you think anyone on discord is serious about sword fighting irl?

[lunar oxide]

Yeah, HEMA people are nerds dude.

[near lichen]

I just finished a lightsaber battle, I am now a sith

[last totem]

Guys does the game stutter for anyone else?

[robust hedge]

you're either trolling
ehh errr didn't read

[hollow delta]

i always swordfight with my homies 😏

[robust hedge]

i was about to say locker room sword fights don't count LMAO

[final crystal]

Buddy had to call me out for an obvious joke because he couldn’t tell I’m dead 😂

[final mountain]

Is it me or the new demo for half sword is really taxing on your computers hardware?

[stark moss]

i read ehh err and i heard that one song play in my head

[near lichen]

Why not though

He said he gets into it daily

[robust hedge]

buddy... you didnt read I said that you're trolling.

[hollow delta]

sure it does, aim for the head, dont run out of stamina, and dont stop using your sword untill theyre on the ground unconcious or dead

[glad ore]

Greatsword at higher tiers just feel like a more sophisticated bonking stick.

[robust hedge]

💀 if you can do that there is something WRONG with you and you need to see a doctor

[final crystal]

Listen pal you better pray I don’t see you irl or you are gonna have a sword fight on your hands. And I’m not talking in the shower

Put some respect on my name

[lunar oxide]

They've got curved sword... CURVED SWORDS!

[near lichen]

What if I swing my sword wildly like a helicopter

[robust hedge]

PLEASE NO IM SORRY HOMER DRIPSON

[hollow delta]

its all about your technique and experience

[thorn kite]

I JUST MADE IT TO SOLDIER FOR THE FIRST TIME

[final crystal]

Does anyone else find the bosses super uncanny?

[robust hedge]

idk my gf was polishing my sword and she snapped it 😭

[final crystal]

Like they are just big versions of Willie

[lunar oxide]

I think they're a little too lanky for how tall they are.

[hollow delta]

what other than the fact they are all 6'10 madmen? nah

[near lichen]

It's mostly the intimidating height

[last totem]

CHAT my game is overly stuttering on just Half-Sword. Are there any fixes?

[final crystal]

Yeah man they are built like the fucking rake

[steep herald]

i'm back

[stark moss]

willie needs to bulk uo

[near lichen]

That's the fun part, it's so satisfying to take them down like you slayed a giant

[final crystal]

Ok “god of all Willie’s” I’ll be sure to let everyone know

[hollow delta]

turn down gore and blood, as well as the graphics, and still crash due to fatal error

[hollow delta]

especially the baron

[languid nest]

we jsut hug it out

[steep herald]

tell everyone you know and everyone you see in chat and in real life

[dire tide]

figthing the bosses does make you feel like fking hobbit 😄

[lunar oxide]

Yeah, but they should maybe have a bit more bulk. Think like The Mountain from Game of Thrones.

[last totem]

got everything down to the lowest and it's still stuttering horribly

[near lichen]

The 2nd boss guy in black pisses me off more idk why

[hollow delta]

"this aint you bro"

[robust hedge]

I have over 130 hours in half sword

[stark moss]

i have hours in half sword

[restive garnet]

1year into lifting

[near lichen]

I agree! I'd like some variety with that. They are definitely going to implement that and they'll have their own strength etc.

[robust hedge]

SO REAL

[hollow delta]

AHH HE HAS HAIR thats horrifying

[warped apex]

Making a lil tutorial how to beat

[steep herald]

this man likely has a body pillow of willie

[near lichen]

Bulkier bodies should be hard to push

[stark moss]

bro needs to work on those arms

[robust hedge]

that would be really based if they released a body pillow of willie in full plate armour with his faceshield up

[restive garnet]

Thats what I told him, this is 2 years in now

[near lichen]

Congrats on the update galaxy

[restive garnet]

Tyyyy

[stark moss]

nah that's billy

[lunar oxide]

Now that is a man

[near lichen]

Bro this is Urijah Faber

[steep herald]

"lil willie" help bro start his rapping career

[lusty oracle]

Friendship ended with longsword, metal ball on a long stick is my new best friend

[thorn kite]

I MADE IT TO VETRAN OMGGGGG

[tall dagger]

❤️

[hollow delta]

1: beat to death
2: charge
3: wack over head
4: wack over head
5: stab head
6: hit and run while wacking over head
7: hit and run while wacking over head
8: grab any blunt object and pray

[restive garnet]

Willie has hunter eyes, am scared

[warped apex]

I wish people knew that lol

[near lichen]

I know for a fact if this dude grabs me it's over

[steep herald]

turn max damage on for the enemy and listen to the funny asf "thwack" sounds that come from their heads

[lusty oracle]

Willie deserves a mustache, like old timey western moustaches

[restive garnet]

Locked in

[hollow delta]

halfway to looking like micah bell

[tall dagger]

Since way before the playtest.

[restive garnet]

Geeked

[languid nest]

will built willie also fall over less

[glad ore]

From this angle bro looks like a fuckin 🗿

[near lichen]

Can't wait for the new bodies to be implemented! Hope we can customize it for ourselves also, I want to use a small dwarf stocky man who can lift and slam

[lusty oracle]

Give us cowboy willie

[languid nest]

or is he doomed to have Z tier footwork

[whole pagoda]

I want the abyss crash fix, that stuff is so annoying

[steep herald]

this is what i imagine when i think of realistic shaggy

[robust hedge]

Willie has been belt chewing... im horrified

[near lichen]

Definitely will be tankier and stronger

But if he falls he's not getting up fast hahahaha

[steep herald]

i don't even know what to say looking in the mirror knowing i know that's a helmet precisely in the demo only

[languid nest]

I think they need to buff the polaxes again, they feel like doodoo, would rather use the mace with 2 hands

[steep herald]

halberd lowkey fire

[languid nest]

halberd is different

I'm talking about the shit the knights use

[loud river]

sad bro the final challenge keeps cwashing for me

[near lichen]

Are you the one sculpting this?

[lunar oxide]

I haven't used poleaxes since yesterday, but I was actually liking them a lot more from the playtest.

[stark moss]

they should add a maul if possible

[loud river]

Pollaxes?

[restive garnet]

Him buff running makes weaker Willie leg shake, and fall

[lusty oracle]

They need to nerf the almighty stool

[languid nest]

even baron's poleaxe is terrible imo

[stark moss]

imagine getting crescent kicked by that guy

[near lichen]

Dude if I see this guy in gauntlet starting to sprint towards me I'm holding G idgaf

[languid nest]

last time someone saide "Poleaxes?" so idgaf anymore sorry

[restive garnet]

🤣

[robust hedge]

it is POLEAXES not POLLAXES

can we get a poll on this?

[stark moss]

axe on pole

[lunar oxide]

a pollaxe?

[hollow delta]

buff willie is how i feel after killing the baron in TWO HITS

[robust hedge]

no a poll, for this pollaxe poleaxe debate

[stark moss]

if you think about it all axes are poleaxes because the handles are basically poles

[jolly gorge]

man im getting LETHAL again

[languid nest]

don't get me started on when they insist you are wrong when you say polehammer even though they know exactly what you're mentioning

[near lichen]

I know for a fact I'm flying out the arena as soon as I get bulldozed

[lunar oxide]

I know I was joking, but yeah. it's poleaxe

[robust hedge]

I just rugby tackled a willie and holy crap it was satisfying, I did it and he immediately surrendered

like i just sprinted into him an bowled him over with my shoulder, he fell to the ground with such force

[hollow delta]

anyone else get those funny moments in spoilence where the enemy immediately surrenders when you have a weapon and they dont?

[dire tide]

they dont know about the pimp hands power

[languid nest]

Sorta feels better i agree but it still feels bad to use considering how awkward it can feel sometimes. I feel like I'm taking a risk when I use it and the reward isn't worth it most of the time.

[jolly gorge]

me and the commoner boss are stuck in a neverending loop of me losing XD

[dire tide]

i have never lost spoilage i didnt get weapon on 😄

[sterile mural]

got all the way to knight just to find out u gotta work ur way up again in the final fight

[hollow delta]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-apimpnamedslickback-pray-pimp-pimpsprayer-gif-13476441

[dire tide]

only use right hand ready it well before and when hoe comes you SLAP

[lunar oxide]

Also I'm pretty sure it's a Lucerne. So polehammer is a more apt name.

[jolly gorge]

#photography📷 message nvm, i got his ass

i shoved that shit into him

[robust hedge]

this is the stance of a man, who is not happy

[languid nest]

I feel like if you don't get this candelabra or a knife this guy becomes way harder

[jolly gorge]

try gauntlets sometime, you can beat the shit out of him

[languid nest]

I did, died

[jolly gorge]

dang, ill need to get a clip at some point

when it works, its hilarious

[robust hedge]

he wont go down, just surrender lad, you cant win

[thorny perch]

do not give willie

[robust hedge]

i think hes down, he looks sleepy

[hollow delta]

i just beat him to death with hands lol

[dull lily]

curly hair on willie would be hot

[robust hedge]

he is not sleepy

[hollow delta]

https://tenor.com/view/barika-gif-20170133

[robust hedge]

HOW DID HE WIN?!

buddy he deserved that win, he was enduring

after i got like 9 good hits on his noggin

[robust hedge]

most guys i hit em once in the head and they go real wobbly and tipsy

but he

[dire tide]

what you mean beat the gauntlet

[languid nest]

The game

The Baron

Triple H

[dire tide]

it was a joke furthest i got was spiky bat boss

[languid nest]

Phhh

Oh*

[dull lily]

50 percent are cowards

[lunar oxide]

Let's be real Prefer not to answer is just another way of saying yes.

[dull lily]

real

[robust hedge]

NO

NO

NO

kind of?

[umbral hornet]

losing my arm in a fight then winning by kicking my opponent in the balls till they keel over is a great feeling

[robust hedge]

I didn't realize I had the sliders overtuned 🤷

[thorn kite]

i died on the last boss

im gunna end it

[hollow delta]

does he survive?

[fringe rivet]

what am i supposed to do??? whenever i go near him he just runs into me and knocks me down

[dull lily]

who? willie or willie

[hollow delta]

willie

[dull lily]

will he even?

[hollow delta]

i think the game bugged out why am i here XD

[fringe rivet]

also i think there's some sort of memory leak going on. every round my fps keeps dropping lower and lower

[brave ingot]

how do i find my old halfsword screenshots? because they were from the playtest and the playtest is gone now so i think i lost the screenshots/pictures :(

[umbral hornet]

why does abys run so poorly now?

[narrow urchin]

I have the baron unlocked, and i wanna play with him against other ranks, like militia for example, how can i do that?

[dry heart]

bro i want the baron so badly

[lunar oxide]

They'd be in your halfsword playtest folder. But you'd have to still have the files installed. If you uninstalled then you might be out of luck.

[narrow urchin]

Tip: get a bonk in the challenge, and aim for the head, use slow-mo

[dry heart]

bonk?

[brave ingot]

depression

[loud river]

new halberd is so sexy

[narrow urchin]

A good mace, with big reach, those that look like they are made of copper

Those that the knights drop, or a war hammer works too, all u need is to keep ur distance just far enough, and aim for head hits

[dry heart]

wished there was a way to just share files and unlock stuff for me XD

[orchid spindle]

good shit all round thank you fo the updates mister halfsword

[narrow urchin]

Lol yeah

[orchid spindle]

love you goonight

[dry heart]

it could work tho XD

[fringe rivet]

please

just fucking

get rid of the timer

and also

GET RID OF FALLING DOWN

so annoying

[narrow urchin]

Maybe maybe

[loud river]

skill issue if you're hitting the timer

skill issue if you're falling down

[lunar oxide]

Yeah, that's sadly how files work. Shame that so many people uninstalled. You can still access the playtest if you have it installed by launching it manually. I prefer the demo but I know many liked the playtest more.

[thorny perch]

get rid of gravity, horrid invention i do concur

[orchid spindle]

addding a wizard spell that removes gravity

[dry heart]

we could try XD

[narrow urchin]

Dont need to be such a douche over it tho, we've all been there

[orchid spindle]

wisard staff turn willy into a toad

[narrow urchin]

Alr bet, dm if u want

[fringe rivet]

my fucking fault when im in full plate armour plus willy tripping over air thats too dense making me fall over and willy is too stupid to use his arms to stand up again so he just sits there while being pulverised by a hammer

[narrow urchin]

Real (i know the struggle(

[wooden socket]

this game should totally turn into blade and sorcery non-vr edition

cant wait for people to mod invincible into the game

[narrow urchin]

I tried like 2 days for baron, with breaks ofc

Total? Like 8 hours

[orchid spindle]

dont say it like that please

[dry heart]

sent

[loud river]

HS is historical, BAS is fantasy

[orchid spindle]

i dont like the idea anymoer

[fringe rivet]

whoever decided to make the bosses super tall is not very smart and not very nice

[hexed orchid]

sup

[thorny perch]

https://tenor.com/view/iwo-jima-gif-25056748

[hexed orchid]

boss? oh im uninstalling this game- barly manage to win past the second "evolution"

[loud river]

Not cool to talk about Franky like that bucko

[fringe rivet]

im sure its so historical with 8 foot tall people walking around in custom designed plate armour swinging an axe at lightspeed meanwhile the player can barely move a sword at more than 3 miles an hour

[wooden socket]

nah nah let me cook, the "sorcery" part is you accuse the enemy of witchcraft and royal guards take him away to burn them at the stake

[orchid spindle]

i like it cause realisticly those tall bosses are only like 5,10/ 6ft but they are just tall for the day

[lunar oxide]

dude no offense, but do you have anything positive to say? You've been complaining periodically all night.

[loud river]

Skill issue

[orchid spindle]

its some david and goliath shit

chefs kiss on that one

perfect

i came into this chat to suck this games dick

[fringe rivet]

if the physics werent broken there would be nothing to complain about

[loud river]

Do better on Half Sword: Tuesday's Cut then bucko

😄

[sleek glacier]

Uhm, so one of the bosses are actively kickflipping in the air after I stabbed them

I'll post in #photography📷

[orchid spindle]

thats rad

[warm escarp]

This bastard deserves to be killed by his own axe >:(

[orchid spindle]

theres a small part of me that misses the time when if you tryed to do grappleing and wressleing youd do a physics aligator deathroll

[lunar oxide]

You can complain. I've got problems with it too, but it seems like every few minutes you're whining about something. And it's not like you're coming in seeking advice or looking at things critically, no instead you piss and moan and then insist you're right.

[inner pilot]

could nividia dlss be added

my game runs this computer like poop

wait

[fringe rivet]

what advice is there to give

[inner pilot]

other way around

my computer runs this game like poop

please add nividia dlss if possible

[fringe rivet]

its not a mechanic it doesnt happen intentionally its random there is no advice to give for it

[lunar oxide]

Hard to say when you just call the game shit and then blame everything but yourself. Maybe the problem is you? Just some food for thought.

[orchid spindle]

irl if you got shoved over whist wearing a small nations worth of pig iron itd prolly be a deathsentace in a battle so it tracks in game, i dont like how the gameplay gets a higher levels of armor so i just dont play at that bracket

[loud river]

Hold shift, tap movement keys don't mash them, time your movement, treat every step as important, don't spin the camera around wildly, basically git gud

[near lichen]

David killed Goliath, what ur excuse

[radiant mirage]

how do you kill the 3rd boss

[lunar oxide]

Not to say this game doesn't have glitches or problems, but you seem to run into them at an accelerated pace.

[near lichen]

Jk

[radiant mirage]

the big black swordsman

he cooks me everytime

[fringe rivet]

i dont think you understood what i said

[wooden socket]

guess whats in here

[thorny perch]

arming doublet and a buckler

[fringe rivet]

pair of shoes number 8 and a wooden club

[radiant mirage]

pants

and a buckler

[loud river]

You said there wasn't any advice to give, but you never asked man.

[orchid spindle]

pants, maybe a shovel

[near lichen]

Slow motion as well

[wooden socket]

pants is technically correct

theres a shirt, a willie and a hammer in there

[fringe rivet]

that doesnt help when the physics are broken

[orchid spindle]

shipping him to constantanople

[warm escarp]

This guy.. uh.. got unlucky!

[orchid spindle]

sick of willy

[fringe rivet]

no amount of skill can stop that

[near lichen]

I see people using slow motion to attack, you can dodge better in slow motion

[loud river]

Bro doesn't ask for advice, finally gets advice, refuses to even use it cuz "physics broken durr"

[lunar oxide]

This is why I'm done with the dude.

[near lichen]

Physics have inconsistencies but come on, blame games lol

[loud river]

A high amount of skill does, even a little bit does.

[orchid spindle]

it can be mittigated

[fringe rivet]

pepe_facepalm

[near lichen]

Hes just not a killer like us

[wooden socket]

thats gotta hurt

[orchid spindle]

it is a bit jank

i will give you that

[loud river]

It's a skill issue if you know the skills needed to prevent a mechanical failure, and you refuse to utilize them.

[wooden socket]

what do you guys think of the abyss fog by the way

[orchid spindle]

but what is jank but texture , and we love a good texture dont we folks

[fringe rivet]

do you think i'm not using them?

[orchid spindle]

eh the moement i found out i can turn it off i did

i like my scary black hellvoid of neverending violence

[slim trellis]

Didn't do shit the Abyss is still laggy as all hell

[lunar oxide]

Send a video of these "Glitches" then.

[loud river]

Show us your gameplay

[fringe rivet]

how would i do that

[loud river]

We'll show you what you're doin wrong

[lunar oxide]

Steam has a handy built in feature for just that. if you don't have any other software.

[near lichen]

I noticed almost everyone who complains incessantly doesn't show gameplay at all

[orchid spindle]

i dont like the default of silent hill but is one of my only complants of the new update

[near lichen]

You can lower it iirc

[orchid spindle]

oh

[hollow delta]

one hit. i made him fall in one. hit.

[orchid spindle]

lemmie play with it

[near lichen]

One swipe btw

[fringe rivet]

one swipe what

[warm escarp]

This guy refuses to give me back my weapon!!

[orchid spindle]

YESSSS

THEY DIDNT FIX MY FAVORITE ISSUE!!!!!!!!

I LOVE GETING THAT PRYHAMMER STUCK IN FUCKERS

(i am not being ironic)

i love how it gets in that meat

[lunar oxide]

Double clicking left mouse usually does the trick.

[near lichen]

Axes used to do that as well i hope it comes back

[warm escarp]

Erm. just got split in half in a single attack, woo!

[cedar cedar]

SAME

[hollow delta]

teehee ax go brrr

[orchid spindle]

eh im ok with it sticking to the pesant teir wepions but its sure is fun yknow

[thorny perch]

Dont worry, willie will have stronger and tougher skin, bone, muscle and tissue overall!!!

buy halfsword only for 19.99

[orchid spindle]

next update they gonna make willy eat his vegies and he will be inpossable to cleave in half with one wicked blow

[hasty raven]

$4.99 for exrta muscle mass

[orchid spindle]

your blade will bounce off

[lunar oxide]

That's some cheap protein.

[terse barn]

literally just happened to me, i had the spikey stick and i swung it and he just fell over and died

[hasty raven]

trust me it works trust me

[near lichen]

Take my money

[hasty raven]

u make a choice

[umbral hornet]

bro was about to start screaming when he remembered his lungs were no longer attached

[near lichen]

I'm going to guess these bodies aren't ready for deployment yet due to physics issues for now, but it's a step in the right direction thank you for trying!!

[warm escarp]

Heh, i split this guy in half with just a knife!

[orchid spindle]

the audio effect for screainming whilst bisected is great

[lunar oxide]

Dude joining this server was easily the best decision I've made in a while. I love getting little peaks at this behind the scenes stuff.

Stuffs cool

[warm escarp]

Buff Willy with hair is not real, he cant hurt you.
Buff Willy with hair in question:

[jolly gorge]

ok guys im back to the ultimate challenge

[orchid spindle]

the hair on em is scary

[near lichen]

We should push more for a devlog, they said in 2023 we'd see more behind the scenes still waiting 🔥

[light lodge]

What do you get for beating gauntlet mode

[near lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/im-really-urijah-faber-ufc-brasil-clapping-lets-do-this-gif-16957688

[orchid spindle]

the satisfaction

[steady fox]

Baron tier in free mode

[light lodge]

What does baron tier get

[lunar oxide]

That's a little uncanny.

[orchid spindle]

baron lord gameplay is just wille sitting in a chair and eating so much meat that he makes his pain sound every three seconds from inballence of humors and gout

[near lichen]

I guess I hit him in the sweet spot and he just folded, I swung so hard I fell lol

[lunar oxide]

i'm going to say the added weight of a human torso probably didn't do you any favors.

[steady fox]

I think gold armour and big polehammer or whatever its called but i dont have it so im not sure

[terse barn]

idk wht to do after killing the baron

[hasty raven]

Done

[warm escarp]

Haha, big willy got stabbed in his willy

[wooden socket]

willie is kinda jacked tho

[warm escarp]

both willys did multiple rolls and the shirt is now broken

[warm escarp]

Along with willy himself, he cannot punch normally anymore 😔

[light lodge]

Currently cheating for baron yier

I will tell soon

[steady fox]

Kk

[warm escarp]

Think his arm got dislocated or something

[near lichen]

Is half sword games accepting coffee maker roommates, would love to apply

[hasty raven]

u would need to come to Georgia)

[warm escarp]

Remember guys, do not stab willy in the willy or you will do multiple rolls and dislocate arms!

[lunar oxide]

Willie's yolked by 15th century standards.

[near lichen]

I like the idea if you swing too hard the power will be there but you'll also lose balance depending on the weight of the weapon, not sure if it was intentional but that was a good detail

[near lichen]

Deal

[lunar oxide]

I like to imagine that too, I think the added weight focused on one area put you off balance causing your center of gravity to change.

[jolly gorge]

where do i find a save at the ultimate challenge, im not goig through the entire gauntlet a 3rd time bc i got spaghettified😭

[wooden socket]

is it just me or is cutting limbs off really easy now

[spring holly]

how get all classes.................

[lunar oxide]

Yes

[ancient sand]

YOU CAN BREAK ARMS??

[lunar oxide]

Limbs fly off at the slightest sign of motion it seems.

[lost wagon]

you can break anything

[near lichen]

That's sort of that way already when you get hit while moving backwards depending on the torque if you get hit moving back you're center of gravity will be disrupted and you'll go ragdoll and fall

[ancient sand]

press freemode............... and choose.................

[lunar oxide]

I think it works really well with axes though. Not so much with swords.

[wooden socket]

who's the reaper now?

[near lichen]

Yeah but the scythe was nerfed

[languid nest]

Game is 80% less stressful when you’ve beat the game once already

[near lichen]

The blade isn't as sharp and sticky anymore 😦

[spring holly]

no freemode you lie

[wooden socket]

ive torn people to shreds easily with the axe at lower damage settings

[open grove]

yes I’ve found it’s easier to break arms in the new updates

[lunar oxide]

I've also found that it's easy to slice people in half with half sword grip 9 times out of ten someone gets chopped in half when I bring it into a bind,

[languid nest]

The 2 handed axe with the spike on the back?

[wooden socket]

the regular old metal peasant axe

[near lichen]

In case you want to remember how sharp the scythes used to be @wooden socket

[wooden socket]

not the bearded one the kinda big one hander

[languid nest]

Also, how did you get the scythe to fight the scythe guy 😵‍💫

[hasty raven]

try holding your Willie's head in the menu and swiping aside quickly. I love it

[wooden socket]

chopped his hand off and took the scythe

[open grove]

real

i found that out by accident

[languid nest]

Ohhh

[near lichen]

Can I break limbs by grabbing and twisting them?

[open grove]

You can break things by hitting them with anything blunt

On the spot it can break

[languid nest]

If you get lucky you can break Willie’s knee with a single kick. Only works if you got that Total War charge bonus though.

[hasty raven]

hmm.. not sure)) Limbs are broken by impulse, not by pulling force.. but I may figure that out too)

[lunar oxide]

OMG

[lunar oxide]

that was brutal

[near lichen]

I heard if you hold down shift and kick the leg too, i try it but I can't get a break, maybe I'm not hitting the knee

[lunar oxide]

I audibly gasped

[languid nest]

It’s hard, I’ve only done it once

[open grove]

you have to be lucky to hit the spot of which it can break

[zenith cedar]

does the ultimate challenge ever end i got far into it and it crashed??

[wooden socket]

fire damage would unironically go hard

like having a torch and just being able to burn someone alive by covering them in wood and throwing a torch or a candle there

[timid estuary]

i dont see it...(jk)

[hasty raven]

hit the knee severl times and you will hear the crack

[open grove]

Bow and arrow tho 😩

[warm escarp]

Hey, I think thats not enough arrows

[hasty raven]

hit the knee

[spring holly]

oh

[near lichen]

If i remember correctly you can tweak the limb health in UE5, let's say the straight arm is meant to stay at 180 degrees - that can be the base number, if it goes beyond that it starts to break

[ancient sand]

i lost my rank because of that...................................................................................................................

[open grove]

Yeah it sends you into the abyss

[warm escarp]

I remember sending my Willie to abyss just by rapidly clicking on him in the menu

[languid nest]

Imagine pushing Willie into a fire and he rolls out of it screaming and with burns of varying degrees all over his back and he surrenders

Oh yeah

[open grove]

ok I’m concerned for you

[near lichen]

Torching people would be fun

[hasty raven]

there is "Angular Breakable" and "Linear Breakable" for constraints, but it doesnt work exactly as it should out of the box. May work on it a bit if Im not too lazy)

[languid nest]

I did it by clicking his balls until he died and I rage quit because I was actually doing a run

[open grove]

future arsonist 😭

[timid estuary]

whats the best allience to pick

[open grove]

i go with stamina or kick

[languid nest]

I’m only satisfied by vide game violence

[timid estuary]

less taken damage can be useful in the ultimate challange

[open grove]

practice blocking

then you shouldn’t need that

and can have

[ancient sand]

❌ swing like a crackhead and hope for the best

[timid estuary]

i feel like the golden boss is just impossible to kill

[languid nest]

HRE makes it so you can slo mo more

Basically anything but France

[timid estuary]

im getting one tapped

[languid nest]

Hug him

[hasty raven]

killing Willie in menu shouldnt affect your run, its just for fun. Unless a bug)

[jolly gorge]

ok breaking legs with the maces is disgustingly op

[open grove]

slo mo is good for blocking

[ancient sand]

Can we kill him without getting sent to purgatory..................................................................................................................................................................

[timid estuary]

what weapons do i use the best to kill golden armor boss

[open grove]

nah become a ufc fighter

[hasty raven]

naa, killing him is actually "Go to Abyss" button

[wooden socket]

quite the blade bind ive gotten myself into

shit

[ancient sand]

well ttheres this but ok

[languid nest]

It sent me to the abyss, wasn’t having it, alt f4’d instantly

[hasty raven]

heheheh idk, I use cheats)))
But something heavy should be good

[languid nest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1357607943952007340/MedalTVHalfSword20250404024826.mp4?ex=67f0d26c&is=67ef80ec&hm=df0776217e6ef91e57022c409c5ed0774309807ec292474ca9edaa30f3703b33&

[open grove]

don’t we just love getting it from four different sides

[ancient sand]

are trainers even illegal in this game or no

[open grove]

warhammer or anything like a hammer

[timid estuary]

i picked up his golden axe and it just fell under the map

[open grove]

aim for the head

that’s gonna be the easiest

or, go fists

[languid nest]

You can’t hear it but I whispered words in his ear that made him decide violence wasn’t the answer

[timid estuary]

fists are lowkey good

[open grove]

yup

need more areas you can fight next 🙏

[timid estuary]

if i master fists i can do pretty much everything

[hasty raven]

haha classic)

[open grove]

yes

especially when you have knuckle covers on

[languid nest]

No, it’s singleplayer

Stop

[ancient sand]

Ok

i ddint know thats a trigger word for this game

[open grove]

it’s a demo

and

has

[languid nest]

The axe is kind of bad anyways

[open grove]

nearly 100k members

[languid nest]

Baron is scarier when he loses his axe

Most of my L’s came from him just walking into me and me not expecting him to

[ancient sand]

ngl this is genuinely the most fun ive had on one game that isnt even out yet

[timid estuary]

does giving up holding the g key saves ur progress

[languid nest]

Yes

[ancient sand]

you dont get the points for the match i think

[timid estuary]

atleast its useful when ur bleeding out

[hasty raven]

ok, not banning you for the m word. but be careful next time

[lunar oxide]

Doesn't it knock out your progress on that rank?

[hasty raven]

anyway, the multiplayer

[timid estuary]

so u dont have to start over again

[jagged jasper]

hi frank

[hasty raven]

would love to talk about that, but I gotta be in places

see ya

[timid estuary]

see ya

[languid nest]

Goodbye

[ancient sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1152948995849732167/1232746915041513512/video_2024-01-20_00-47-24.gif

tjank goodness

[jagged jasper]

anyone know why medium graphics makes everything blue D:

[languid nest]

Anyways I punched a guy with my foot irl yesterday and my foot knuckles still hurt

[languid nest]

Proof

[jagged jasper]

alr

[timid estuary]

when i saw the golden boss for the first time i was like

WHO THE HELL IS THAT

[open grove]

it’s superman

[jagged jasper]

compared to high

@languid nest

[timid estuary]

i thought:oh god im doomed

[open grove]

so it’s less pixelated i believe

[languid nest]

Different lighting

[warm escarp]

LOL

[near lichen]

Have you tried using custom logic for the breaks instead? Like manually monitor joint rotation or force then you can "cheat" the break. I think tracking rotation should be easier for pulling and twisting limbs than simulating a broken bone from a blunt forced strike, but then again I'm just on the outside looking in lol

[jagged jasper]

ah i see

[lunar oxide]

Is it weird that I kinda like the blue lighting a bit more?

[open grove]

i aint reading allay

[jagged jasper]

see at first i did too but then i tried high and fell inlove

[lunar oxide]

Just makes it seem later in the day to me.

[open grove]

looks more medieval like

I imagine medieval to be a sad time

[timid estuary]

making ur back opened is a huge mistake

[jagged jasper]

i see it as warm rather then cold idk why

[languid nest]

It makes the lighting more polarized (I think that’s the word for it) basically there’s shadows and not shadows instead of gradient type shadows

[open grove]

warm would be yellow/orange but 😭

[near lichen]

You watch too much Mexican movies

Blue is warm too

[jagged jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[lunar oxide]

Maybe the countryside. Lots of fields and such, but mood-wise? Definitely cold.

[open grove]

never watched one in my life

[near lichen]

Kidding in this, I love my Mexican movies

[open grove]

uh oh

[calm crag]

anyone else crashing when they get out of the abyss now ?

[near lichen]

Start with Sicario

[near lichen]

Why is there a movie named blue is the warmest color then

Jk

[hollow delta]

left hot, top warm, right cold, bottom looks like it would feel like a horrible mix of freezing and burning at the same time

[lunar oxide]

Symbolism? IDFK, I've never heard of it.

[thorny perch]

blue ismt a symbol, its a color

[near lichen]

It's a good movie 😁

[hollow delta]

cuz the director was colorblind idk

[lunar oxide]

I'll take you're word for it. I'm not much of a film buff. I rarely watch films.

[near lichen]

He was more than that if you watch 😂😂

[hollow delta]

lmao

[near lichen]

Just kidding don't, only gooners like me watched that

[lunar oxide]

Love John Carpenter's The Thing though. Will defend that movie to my dying breath,

[languid nest]

In one or two instances. In both instances yellow or orange is usually present.

Like blue fire and a desert sky.

[near lichen]

I can suggest good films though joking aside

[hollow delta]

the minecraft movie

[near lichen]

I love John Carpenter. Assault on Precint 13 will always be goated

[languid nest]

I can’t watch movies

[echo echo]

whats the most movie movie ever? if yk what i mean

[near lichen]

That man is a true auteur he even scores his own movies

[hollow delta]

love is war: the movie

or padington 2

[thorny perch]

saving private ryan

[lunar oxide]

I couldn't agree more. A rare and dying breed he is.

[near lichen]

Actually I don't lol wdym

[near lichen]

I hope he lives longer I would love to meet him once in my life. He's a huge video game fan too. Loves dead space. He has a game coming out called Toxic Commando.

[hollow delta]

easy: Who killed captain Alex

[echo echo]

like a movie that feels the most like a movie, or the average movie movie yk, if someone thinks of a movie what movie is that

[near lichen]

Oh lol off the top my head it's Movie43

[lunar oxide]

I'm not shocked by that. Dead space is heavy on body horror and that man knows body horror.

[glossy stirrup]

anyone knows what "lock on strength" mean in settings? What does it do exactly?

[echo echo]

fitting name huh

[lunar oxide]

Sickening stuff, and I mean that in the best way.

[hollow delta]

i gaurantee this is exactly what you are looking for @echo echo

[near lichen]

Such a stsr studded cast but story was so mediocre lol

[thorny perch]

its how hard the camera stays locked in on willie

[echo echo]

perfect

[hollow delta]

who killed captain alex is probably, if not the greatest fucking movie of all time and nothing else will come close

[near lichen]

Come to think of it his movies were the inspiration for video games and you can see it.

Assault on Precint 13 - R6 Siege
Escape from series - Metal Gear
The Thing - Among Us

[lunar oxide]

I've been practicing without lock-on and I got to say some of the angles you can get off without it are pretty sick. Shame the camera isn't the best when you're holding a strike.

[open grove]

ok

[lunar oxide]

I never thought of it that way, besides the obvious among us thing, and just wow. You're totally right. He really made a cultural impact.

[timid estuary]

i got to ultimate challange, wish me luck

[near lichen]

Almost forgot Mortal Kombat - Big Trouble in Little China

[near lichen]

For me that is the biggest achievement, not the money you make from your products, but the fact that no matter how long it's been people still consume it, study it, and gives them inspiration. Legacy is priceless.

[lunar oxide]

I haven't seen that one. Is it just the premise of martial arts and the setting of the movie that inspired it?

[lunar oxide]

Legacy is forever. Fortunes fade.

[near lichen]

I believe the over the top violence and inspiration for the ninjas and the Raiden character

[lunar oxide]

Fair enough, I'll have to give that one a watch sometime.

[woeful arch]

im new to this, this game ever going to have a multiplayer ?

[near lichen]

Early access q4 2025

We don't know if it will be there on day one but that is the target

And not online, local only

[lunar oxide]

Why don't you ask the magic conch?

[near lichen]

All hail

[woeful arch]

cheers mate

[woeful arch]

magic conch? im missing somthing i think ahaha

[near lichen]

Spongebob reference

[woeful arch]

ohhhhh

[ancient sand]

i accidentally broke both his arms

[final crystal]

Mc movie better

[final crystal]

Bone breaking in this game is so good

[thorny perch]

the duke maybe

[noble verge]

I found a character with no clothes on, is this a bug?

[subtle totem]

yea someone else had that too

no clue why

[near lichen]

The game implemented ai matchmaking for our preferences

Jk before ppl believe

[near lichen]

Doesn't that make her a dutchess

[lunar oxide]

Something something, medieval conventions. Something something, Hatshepsut. You get the gist.

[wild night]

We need slowmo like in the itch.io version

I've seen some people use slow motion in the newest version but i can't find how to activate ir

[upper siren]

its F

[wild night]

no way

[upper siren]

and it costs stamina

yeah

[wild night]

Since when

?

[upper siren]

idk since the playtest and demo merged

[wild night]

crazy i din't even try to hit F

Thanks

[upper siren]

i found it by accident

np

[mighty vapor]

He looks way too young.

[deep shale]

is this the place to post bugs?

i dont remember having two torsos

[near lichen]

Its a she

Unless I'm wrong?

[mighty vapor]

Then it would be a baroness.

[timid estuary]

i killed the golden boss

finally

[loud river]

you know how old King Henry was when he fought at Agincourt?

[full pier]

made it all the way up to the final rank just to die to one of those mfs with the big spikey sticks, and die in the abyss because a guy wielding an axe be-handed me 💔

[ancient sand]

i finally got him yay

[mighty vapor]

14, right?

Or was that some other English king?

[final mountain]

Ok so if you’re getting bad fps in the abyss you can turn on and off v sync. It will rerender the objects around you effectively removing a lot of loaded in object which results into more fps.

[mighty vapor]

Switching to DX12 worked for me.

[mighty vapor]

Oh, 29.

[loud river]

yuh, and that was old. bro died at 35

he was fighting in Wales in his teens

[final mountain]

That also helps but this is a way to rerender your game.

[mighty vapor]

The baron must have awesome skincare.

[wind charm]

https://youtube.com/shorts/iR-f0uqZ878?si=Igx8CDdSvZVmLrBG

[mighty vapor]

Plus I'd imagine he'd have a beard or something like his tier painting.

[mighty vapor]

But either way, looks awesome.

Gives me tall Griffith vibes.

[timber sleet]

Willie has 3 eyes?

[thorny perch]

idk who the artist is

[mighty vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-headbutt-gif-7697173630730518716

[timber sleet]

you can tune these settings to make it easier

[mighty vapor]

Try to stop moving your mouse right before impact.

[fluid coral]

bruh why my game run like garbage now

[final mountain]

Lower sensitivity

[deep shale]

does higher sensitivity = faster and more powerful swings?

[timber sleet]

As a great swordsman has one said
even the most powerful attack is pointless if you cant land it

[warm escarp]

Innocent Willie has been brutally murdered

[timber sleet]

he still has his head and hands intact, not brutal enough

[rigid pond]

same thing literally just happened to me 🥀

[honest thorn]

I want the devs to add my cooking knife to the game

[full pier]

I wish I clipped it but after I got my hand cut off, I spent like a minute running around kicking ppl to death before another axe guy killed me 😭

[rough adder]

Yo i just downloaded the new demo, fucking love it

[honest thorn]

The cleaver they got in there currently is more of a kitchen axe

[rigid pond]

nah cuz

[rough adder]

It runs so smoothly as well its great

[honest thorn]

Yeah it's pretty good for an alpha build

[rigid pond]

i dont get it how i can tank my arm getting chopped off but when i get tapped with that spikey stick i drop to the floor dead

🔥

[full pier]

whole arm is missing?? nahh ur good

[radiant swallow]

"A D3D11-compatible GPU (Feature Level 11.0, Shader Model 5.0) is required to run the engine." yall know what to do abt this crash on launch?

[full pier]

getting poked a few times?

[rough adder]

Fr, i could only run it on medium graphics before and it would be at 30fps and now i can run it at high at 60fps

[rigid pond]

ur gpu doesnt support it

so u cant pay

[warm escarp]

Willie has been blinded

[rigid pond]

play

[rigid pond]

dude....my screenshots were so bad

[radiant swallow]

lol i have played quite a bit

gonna update windows

[rigid pond]

it's over

[honest thorn]

Damn now I wanna play more

Technically I'm supposed to be sleepin

[rigid pond]

dude

[full pier]

me too

[rigid pond]

i spent all night playing the gauntles

gauntlet

i gotta wake up in 30 mins

Lol

💔

[radiant swallow]

you gotta stay up lmao

[rigid pond]

hell naw!!!

[radiant swallow]

taking a nap?

[rigid pond]

im gonna close my eyes and think of willie

[radiant swallow]

fire

[honest thorn]

Wtf is AI doing with that fence lol

[near lichen]

Gonna be a fun mod

[loud river]

AI SLOPPP

[full pier]

Im seeing the minecraft movie today, i shouldve been to sleep hours ago

[near lichen]

I wanted to see a samurai in half sword ok 😭😭😭

[full pier]

on EVERYONES SOUL itll be fire

[solid wadi]

Is it worth to use slow mo with more stamina faction buff

[warm escarp]

Something is just satisfying cutting up this guy with his own axe

[zinc idol]

dude has been turned into spam

[mighty lichen]

Reached a rank of MaA!

[fringe cypress]

is quality of life coming back?

[valid meteor]

Soo is there any fix to actually play the abyss? RX 6600, r5 5500 and I get 20 fps there xd

The only way out is just to restart the game and lose all progress

[light storm]

almost impossible since both pcs have to render the physics since this game has zero animations. but the devs are planning for multiplayer

[radiant glacier]

has there been any updates on when the weapon customization will be in?

[light storm]

nah they havent talked about it too much

its sad

[solid wadi]

weird, i have 750 ti card and im not lagging

[lost wagon]

make sure you're on dx11

[valid meteor]

I am

[small cairn]

i saved my buddy :D

[honest thorn]

The r5 5500 is starting to show its age no?

[lost wagon]

is it a consistent 20 fps or frame drops?

[solid wadi]

why
I just opened a crate and it flew to space

[valid meteor]

hol up

[honest thorn]

This is an unreal engine 5 game right

[lost wagon]

is that the drip you get for killing everyone as the tall purple giant?

[lost wagon]

yes

[honest thorn]

Yeah, idk if the ryzen 5 5500 can handle ue5 in it's current state

[fallow stone]

how did you become the big dude

[honest thorn]

While it's a very good engine for the future, it's very resource heavy

[fallow stone]

how do you become the tall purple giant

[honest thorn]

Gotta beat gauntlet, then you beat the gauntlet... In some sorta ultimate mode

[small cairn]

the purple clothed guy u play as in ultimate challenge? Yeah this rank is called barron and its this gold guy's name hes the last enemy in the challenge hes the final boss i had to kill him and i ended up smashing him with a poleaxe over 40 times on the ground straight to the back of the head

[lost wagon]

last willie in the gauntlet

[honest thorn]

Something bout picking up and using weapons of your slain enemies

[valid meteor]

It's 3 years old, but that doesn't even matter because my cpu and gpu usage jump from 30-70 while none of them reach 100.

[small cairn]

i dont think he means a tall purple giant its prob just the willie dressed in purple he means, purple willie is normal size

[lusty leaf]

just punched a willie in the back of the head hard enough to crash my game

peak

[small cairn]

wdym lol

oh yeah actually

[lost wagon]

you reach the last stage in the gauntlet

ill make it

[small cairn]

yes then ur clothed in purple and u do the ultimate challenge

[near lichen]

Not really, you can tell they are working on a shit ton of customization options, we already get different heights and builds of our character, they need to polish physics first otherwise it won't work the way it's supposed to especially when you have different shapes and sizes of weapons

[edgy sand]

is there a way to have less fog on abyss mode?

[lost wagon]

its hard

[small cairn]

i got a tactic to beat barron wanna know it so u can beat him too?

[lost wagon]

very fucking hard

[lost wagon]

i wanna reach barron first

[small cairn]

one important thing, turn off gore because it makes you unable to be dismembered

[lost wagon]

@valid meteor I have this issue too depending on where I am in the abyss

[lost wagon]

oo

[warm escarp]

He lost to a willie with just nothing but iron gloves

[lost wagon]

tbh im just gonna turn off blood becausse its laggy as shit

[lusty leaf]

can still die tho if they wedge a sword in your chest

[near lichen]

What? Or do you mean the opposite?

[small cairn]

if you wanna you can just turn ur damage down and shit depending on what u want

[vapid carbon]

why they always look this good

[near lichen]

How can we dismember if we turn off gore? Unless there's no blood when u do it?

[lost wagon]

i have

[vapid carbon]

this is the drip I wanna wear to work

[past cedar]

what is that size difference 😭

[small cairn]

it should be like this, blood is up to preference its gore that matters

[deep shale]

my progression
beggar - "these hands"
peasant - pitchfork
commoner - longer falachion
milita - billhook
soldier - volgue
veteran - polehammer
man at arms - polehammer
knight - polehammer

[valid meteor]

Yeah, it's a bit sad, it really is unplayable XD

[worthy folio]

i think the game is gonna have a great modding scene

[small cairn]

the tactic towards barron and against the final knights in the challenge, hit and run. Do not charge right into them because you risk being injured and you wanna be in a good condition for barron

barron's going to halfsword towards u quite rapidly when you are close, he's 3 times stronger then you do NOT charge towards him, turn away and run until he stops then go back and swing at him once, then run away

[near lichen]

That's crazy, I wonder why turning it down toggles more dismemberment

Logically it should do the opposite

[small cairn]

no if u put gore to the left its less gore

[dark hazel]

the handaxe in t2 is so slept on it's such a good weapon

also they removed slowmode???

so peak

[small cairn]

they didnt

[dark hazel]

why can i type fast then

without the slowmode thingh

[small cairn]

oh you mean like that

[dark hazel]

what

[small cairn]

it feels like they switch between slowmode being on or off

[near lichen]

I thought slo mo also don't worry

[near lichen]

But I will be able to still be dismembered or dismember, yes?

[small cairn]

nope you cant be dismembered, if you just want the right settings not to be dismembered then simply select gentle

you can be stabbed and cut to be unable to use ur arm for example but you cant be cut in half or have ur arm cut off with gentle on

[near lichen]

Oh ok gotcha, I misunderstood this statement I guess

[small cairn]

happens

i have a clip of when i fight him actually

lemme drop that rq

[warm escarp]

One guy will never do anthing with arms ever again (if he survives..)
one guy will just have a lot of scars, while the third one? the third one is 100% dying!

[small cairn]

here

[honest thorn]

That's a lot of blood for people who might survive lol

[near lichen]

Nice

I can't wait to kill this guy

[near lichen]

We're 70% liquid

[small cairn]

make sure to take selfies of his corpse💀

[warm escarp]

god damn, i cant get past the 3rd boss at all

[small cairn]

guy with the longsword?

[warm escarp]

yeah

[sturdy mulch]

I just run and hope to stab him

[small cairn]

exactly

[small cairn]

just first thing u do, charge at him and try to stab him its what works best imo

hes not very armoured

certainly not at his chest

[sturdy mulch]

tbf theres probably an easier way i havent made it past the 5th boss

[small cairn]

which is that

[deep shale]

pitchfork my beloved

[sturdy mulch]

the one after the boss with no helmet

[near lichen]

Oh yes. I'm going to hold him up like this guy. It's tradition for the tall bosses lol

[small cairn]

how does he look?

[sturdy mulch]

fully metal i forgot what weapon tbh

[small cairn]

ohhh, fully armoured in the body with a helmet but no facial cover right?

[sturdy mulch]

no i beat him its the one after

[small cairn]

so not this guy?

[sturdy mulch]

nope ur right its him

i havent made it past him

[small cairn]

how come? what does he do to make u lose

[sturdy mulch]

well i usually just pause the game if im about to die but he hit me in the head so i died instantly

[small cairn]

dang

the weapon he has like

generally its one of the weapons i struggle least with

when u get past the edge like he cant do shit

[small cairn]

whats your gear?

[sturdy mulch]

i think i had a wsord and shield

[vital latch]

No matter what I do I can't go beyond commoner. Anyone knows a fix for that?

[small cairn]

thats probably what you should be using

[small cairn]

whats holding you back?

[vital latch]

The game lmao

[novel spear]

OMFG I GOT BARON MODE

WOHOOO

[vital latch]

I do get the "militia unlocked"

[storm storm]

Choose a faction?

[small cairn]

GG

[vital latch]

But i cant choose it

[small cairn]

LOL

[novel spear]

THE GAME WAS LAGGING HORRENDOUSLY

OMFG

[storm storm]

Choose a faction

[small cairn]

YOU GOTTA CHOOSE A FACTION XDDDDDD

[vital latch]

omg

[small cairn]

ahahaa

[sturdy mulch]

lmaooo

[vital latch]

No way that's the problem

[small cairn]

it is

[storm storm]

Yeah it's not really made that clear

[vital latch]

CHRIST SAKE

[small cairn]

solved it huh? xD

[vital latch]

I litteraly fought up to the 3. highest playing as commoner

Yup XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[small cairn]

it does say choose a faction but its not very noticing on the screen

[vital latch]

It's really not

[storm storm]

How did you kill the 3rd boss btw

[vital latch]

I though I was being punished

Just wigle the mouse like crazy

[storm storm]

Damn

[warm escarp]

guess gonna try to stab him..

[vital latch]

He fell and i put the sword at his throat

[warm escarp]

first attempt, fialure, got my leg cut off!

[vital latch]

xD

[storm storm]

I always had to rely on the pitch fork

[small cairn]

LOL

[warm escarp]

2nd attempt, failure, got sent to abyss!

[storm storm]

I swear 90% of my gameplay is at level 2/3 before I learned how to use the pitchfork

[gilded breach]

stabby fork

[small cairn]

well another addition if needed, crank the npc damage up to max and use arrow time while going for the stab so u can time it and not lose ur leg lol

[gilded breach]

carries to soldier tier

[small cairn]

fr?

u play as farmer at soldier then?

[gilded breach]

up to*

[near lichen]

Try to activate slo mo then dodge once he misses attack

[small cairn]

yeah

[small cairn]

yeah up to soldier?

[storm storm]

Slomo is actually infinite if you just hold your stance

[gilded breach]

at soldier usually the breatplates and shields start countering it but ye

[storm storm]

You heal up stamina faster than you love by slomo

[storm storm]

At that point use the other long throngler

[near lichen]

Interesting

[storm storm]

The one that looks like a clash royale log

[deep shale]

i took some massive hits in the abyss
is there any hope

[rapid quest]

since when can you knock out a knights helmet ?

[rapid quest]

When killing the boss just walk around the fences they will sometimes hit the fences and fall down

[deep shale]

abyss is actually pretty easy
at least until one of the limbs breaks

then its pretty challenging

candlestick is the goat

[honest thorn]

playing around with slow mo some more

the chop to his knees then the collarbone was satisfying to me 😛

[warm escarp]

Just got sliced in half with a knife and mf looks like he wants to whisper something in my ear

[light lodge]

What is baron tier

Please tell me

[whole venture]

how to kick in game?

[light lodge]

Space

[whole venture]

thanks

[prime thunder]

Make sure to get a running start, you either kick em and drop them, or you trip and have to forfeit

[novel spear]

basically big guy with golden armor

rate image fr fr

[light lodge]

You become big guy with golden armor or is it just the boss

[novel spear]

big guy golden armro in the image

[gilded breach]

so annoying how u lose baron every time u retry gauntlet

[honest thorn]

wuality

[prime thunder]

"Thou hast brayed thy last cry!"

[warm escarp]

God dang, just knocked out willie with just two punches

[shell helm]

managed to beat the black night only using the billhook, ultimate challenged to annoying for me to finish (literal rng)

[warm escarp]

Another one

[novel spear]

in abys??

[light lodge]

Cuz he's a soul

Not a human

[shell helm]

willies that fail are eaten by the one that watches

[novel spear]

stfu

[wooden socket]

me on my way to go grete the champion

https://tenor.com/view/cr7-ronaldo-cristiano-ronaldo-cristiano-goat-gif-24345879

[light lodge]

Nahhh

[novel spear]

THOSE WHO WILL DIE IN THE ABYSS WILL BE FALLEN FOREVER

[sturdy mulch]

In the medeaval ages did women fight? nope

[light lodge]

Some did

Such as Theresa from the first KCD

Hehehe

[jaunty bison]

my game just went black even tho i did not die

[honest thorn]

probably got knocked out

[jaunty bison]

how long does it last

[small cairn]

like 10 sec maybe?