halfsword-chat-⚔

[ember quartz]

It's just a matter of opinion though. I'm fine if they take all the goof out though.

[naive wedge]

A little amount of goofness is pretty funny i admit,but to the point where its

what i am trying to say is,the physics is kinda janky at the moment but i would pay for the game if it was fixed and released as a game

[halcyon nexus]

same

played a bunch today the physics jank can be super annoying sometimes

[rapid radish]

what tier do you guys think is the most fun to play on?

[naive wedge]

the third

[ember quartz]

7th or 6th.

I like the poleaxe and busting armored opponents with the polehammer.

Early tiers are fun, but they feel like too short of fights.

[steep herald]

i like the earlier tiers because i can slaughter everyone without the restrictions of armor

[tough sapphire]

how do i open console cmmands

[naive wedge]

i hate how when you are on the ground,you are paralyzed

very stupid

[jolly gorge]

Is there supposed to be a last tier? There is a tier above one which isn’t unlocked

and it looks like a king

[steep herald]

i hate the fact that if you take the slightest bit of damage to an area like the knees or legs you stay on the ground for the rest of the game, and even if you haven't taken damage and both you and your opponent are on the ground your opponent grabs you and won't let go, basically softlocking you

[steep herald]

i think that's mod tier

[steep herald]

i'm tier 3, hover over the tier indicator to see what someone's tier is

[steep herald]

OH IN THE GAME

[jolly gorge]

yes

[steep herald]

I THOUGHT YOU MEANT IN THE DISCORD

also that's i think that's still being made by frank, ask one of the mods or devs about it

[stiff belfry]

tilde

[tough sapphire]

yeah idk didnt work for me

@stiff belfry

[stiff belfry]

it works for me usually

it may be cause i have trainer mod installed though

[pallid oar]

i hate the fact that your willie just gives up on fighting after his arm gets slashed off, bro can still swing that shi 🙏

[stiff belfry]

i just use it to change my fov

[pallid oar]

trainer mod?

what's that

[tough sapphire]

oh yea i meant to get that

[stiff belfry]

the trainer mod for halfsword

[pallid oar]

oh yeah

i saw a tutorial for it

[stiff belfry]

that allows various enhancements like super strength slow motion etc

i use it for slow motion sometimes cause it makes grappling easier

and learning new tech

fist play tech is evolving

we are discovering how to punch harder and slam better

🗣️

[pallid oar]

the real question is, how do you manage to hit combos in half sword. i learned how to do it but I can barely do it vro

like lowkey i just be slashing willie in like 50 places consecutively

[stiff belfry]

i can’t answer any weapons questions big dawg

i have like 280 hours and i’d say 20 are using weapons

[tulip spire]

tier 3 is definitely the easiest tier to get a winning streak as long as you have a longsword

[stiff belfry]

and even then it’s just the bill hook

[tulip spire]

because you can kill your opponents before misfortune can fall upon you

[stiff belfry]

i go into the weapons tiers just to drop my weapons and try to pick people up off the ground and slam

tier 7 is surprisingly good for grappling

[pallid oar]

lowkey ima install the trainer mod rn

anything i needa know before using it?

how peak is it

[stiff belfry]

it’ll be flagged as a virus but it’s not

it’s just flagged cause of the way it works by needing to inject shit

and the spawner crashes shit a lot

[pallid oar]

dang

[stiff belfry]

item spawner that is i’ve had no issues spawning willies

[steep herald]

i think it has to do with bleeding out or smth

[final thistle]

yo dev team, really enjoy the game here.

[ruby bolt]

they planning multi for this game?

[rich pike]

how would you react if it was your parents

[fading hearth]

Yeah check this mfs harddrive wtf

[rich pike]

fr

[thorny perch]

maybe

[soft osprey]

Settle down bud, we don’t like those kinda “jokes” here about irl gore

[muted dew]

you know what kind of gif i was gonna use so im not even gonna bother

[tough crystal]

Bro watched Terrifier and was like HHHNNNNNGGG 😭

[muted dew]

I cant find a funny gif to reply with

[tough crystal]

The McMahon one where he goes crosseyed and falls backword

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-vince-mcmahon-mr-mcmahon-omg-falling-gif-11831680554643426869

[tough crystal]

LMAO

[steep herald]

check out this song i made(it took me a month

[halcyon nexus]

You good bro

[light pike]

i wonder if the devs are gonna do anything for april fools

[thorny perch]

i think its awesome

[steep herald]

thx bro

[static pulsar]

Can someone please be a trooper and give me a few clean front screenshots of the 3rd to first armor class with the axe please

[thorny perch]

they should buff sword play while nerfing their damage

[tender quest]

bro hit this pose at me

[vagrant chasm]

How to go to other kind of map? Or is there only one, where is the tutorial.

[light pike]

theres only 1 map in the playtest sadly

[vagrant chasm]

okey thanks

[muted dew]

RUN. He is clearly the main character

[lapis marsh]

nah, i'd win

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/robinswords-sword-strike-oberhau-overhead-sword-strike-sword-gif-969633953531896269

[near flower]

hi

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/cyn-murder-drones-md-hi-gif-7289153633234255640

[near flower]

is it normal for my game to play sharp ear ringing noises and go AEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAE when i launch it on dx12 mode?

i heard the sounds of pain my windows was making

and i have dx12

😭

[near flower]

one time i spawned in and my dude was bare ass naked. and it was doing the defeat pick your next fight and You won screen

all at once

[soft osprey]

Well idk about all that but dx12 causes a lot of issues for halfsword, mainly just crashing though

Try switching to dx11

[muted dew]

its a bug that can happen when tabbing out of the game while loading the next round

[near flower]

never knew that shift+tabbing could cause that

[muted dew]

i meant alt tab

[near flower]

yeah my game crashed the first time "fatal erroring" then it was bitrate screaming noises and the sounds of pain my windows was making

[soft osprey]

Amateur

[near flower]

is it just me or has anyone else grabbed willies leg and then have been flung out of the map at moch 10

best experience

😁

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-mgr-speech-bubble-gif-25397532

[near flower]

also

what the hell does the dx 11 and 12 switch even do?

[soft osprey]

Dx12 looks much better but runs like shit and crashes unless you have a lot of ram to power through the memory leaks. Dx11 doesn’t look as nice but runs much smoother. Most people can’t even open the game in dx12 let alone play it

If that’s what you’re asking

[near flower]

yeah

thanks

[muted dew]

when playing dx12 the game chrashes when booting up about 50% of the time

[near flower]

guys ngl how the fuck can a full raytraced full open map game with max textures and everything run on my rtx 3050 but epic mode makes my rtx 3050 cry out tears in pain and high runs fine?

[muted dew]

Its a simulation heavy game + early in development (poor optimization)

[near flower]

And anytime i run cinimatic my game just freezes then crashes

[near flower]

okay

[muted dew]

cinematic is only meant for screenshots

[near flower]

oh

[lapis marsh]

They should really put a warning on that

[halcyon nexus]

God dammit

I've been playing dx12 this whole time

Like 20 hours in the game

[soft osprey]

You should be glad! You clearly have a pretty good pc haha

[halcyon nexus]

Nah i built it like 6 years ago

Rtx2070 and an i7 8700k

Playing at 1080p is the real hero

This one trick Nvidia doesn't want you to know

[soft osprey]

Ah yeah those things.

(I’m not a pc hardware guy so idk if that’s good)

[halcyon nexus]

Old as hell

[near flower]

i'd almost trade anything for an i7. I have 8 gigs of ram rtx3050 AND AN INTELCORE I5 12450H.

[tall dagger]

i have an I9 sitting idle in my broken PC if yah wanna buy

[near flower]

how

much

budget of free

[tall dagger]

like... $9k?

[near flower]

no

200 dollars and i could get one

😛

BRO

[tall dagger]

it'd easily be worth 15k during the apocolypse. get it while you can

[near flower]

I HATE THESE FUCKING EMOJI REDIRECTS

[tall dagger]

WOAH

[solemn holly]

:P

[tall dagger]

LANGUAGE

[near flower]

my mistake original gangster

[tall dagger]

you can turn the setting off

[near flower]

where

[tall dagger]

somewhere in general maybe?

[solemn holly]

under chat settings

which is under app settings

which is under settings

[near flower]

YES

I DID IT:P

:P

YESSS

[solemn holly]

billions must :P

[tall dagger]

daily repost

[near flower]

how do you slo mo?

[tall dagger]

i slowed the recording

[near flower]

oh ok

[tall dagger]

but there is a mod for slowmo. tricky to install though... windows lieks to block the file no matter what

[near flower]

i dont like to install mods anyways

[tall dagger]

y

[near flower]

i'd rather not explain

and is it just me that thinks willie is calling me the n word during a fight?

[tall dagger]

egad*

i like to think willie says "hamster" from time to time 🥰

[near flower]

to me it sounds a bit like "nuggattt"

one thing i enjoy about games that are made in unreal engine are going through the files

cause alot of devs hide easter eggs

and idk why the old old halfsword build menu is in the files

[halcyon nexus]

What a lopsided build lol

[bitter zinc]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jZHIvkjxgqzgH0vgT?invite=cr-MSxOVkEsMzAzMTM4MDcx Willie is in excruciating pain. I cut off his arm then I cut off his back and he's not dead

The fastest way to win a fight is to go into half sword and thow your arms over them, and it cuts them in half

[near flower]

i thought everybody knew that

[floral adder]

I can't wait for early access, I've done everything I can do on the playtest. Eager for that new content!

[scarlet sonnet]

I've just joined the server and it's probably been asked a hundred times, but is there a way to play with your friends or more specifically, fight them?

[soft osprey]

#faq

No there is not

YET

[scarlet sonnet]

Oh yeah, I agreed to look at that in the joining screen thingy

[soft osprey]

You’re already 10x better than most just acknowledging that

[tall dagger]

fax

[scarlet sonnet]

Well thank you very much 🙏

I'm gonna go kill the Mr. NPC now

[tall dagger]

i vote we give this man the highest server rank

[scarlet sonnet]

I completely agree with this person

[ember quartz]

Dude wtf 😭

[scarlet sonnet]

You got BELTED, unlucky 😂

[humble bloom]

You forgot to drink the strength potion in your inventory, that's the only way to counter them.

[tulip spire]

just die already holy shit

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/eltonjohn-rocketman-i'mstillstanding-meme-music-gif-12342976644420671547

[proven verge]

As stupid as it is, changing the grip should be a feature.

[muted dew]

Willie can barely keep the tip up

[proven verge]

https://tenor.com/view/potato-wiggle-wiggle-wiggling-potato-potatoes-tatertot-gif-25707684

[muted dew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1352343477928722503/6e893d5a6f6dda3f8ce66d2ea21b3e443f7f2bc6e5c838af9513b2c951e902fc_1.gif.gif

[bold jacinth]

WHAT THE FUCK

BRO

KO

[ashen jasper]

halfsword on crack

[bold jacinth]

3000 yard stare

[bold jacinth]

WHAT GORE SETTING IS THIS ON AND HOW?!?!

HIS SPINE

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW U OCULD DO THAT

i feel bad for willie

im gonna be honest following medieval dueling formalities makes for much more cool albeit dragged out fights in my opinion

[neat jasper]

Swinging that thing like a baseball bat

[ashen jasper]

the ragdoll is crazy

[simple vale]

I still prefer trying to thrust the blade to the throat/armpit/behind back using half-sword, way more satisfying 😇

[neat jasper]

Willie needs to lay off on the Red Bull, he's close to growing the wings

[ashen jasper]

he already had 30 this nanosecond

[bold jacinth]

WILLIE NO

[bold jacinth]

HOW WOULD YOU ACHIEVE THIS?

is there like a secret flamethrower item or something??

[neat jasper]

Demo probably

yeah

Demo

[bold jacinth]

a lvl3 willie just climbed my character and almost hacked my head off

bro these willies are becoming dicks

real olympic

[cursive fjord]

You're dealing with the average medieval fantasy protagonist, good luck.

[bold jacinth]

i look and it looks back

i am scared

[ember quartz]

My Willie refused to get up. I had to forfeit after he knocked my Willie silly.

That power was too much to handle.

[bold jacinth]

defying bloodloss

is there a way to take off enemy armor?

i want this dudes helmet

[mortal sonnet]

atomize his skull

[bold jacinth]

im gonna b honest they should bring back the demo walkaround in the playtest

[young ledge]

@spring stirrup Fire screenshot.

[bold jacinth]

finding your armor and stuff is cool

[mortal sonnet]

the devs say something resembling the abyss demo mode will be in the final game, I think that was the plan from the beginning since the first demo was like that mode as well

also I was being fr if you crush his head with a mace or something you can get the helmet

[bold jacinth]

I AM UNPREPARED FOR THIS FIGHT

@mortal sonnet HELP ME

[soft osprey]

Swing your weapon

You’re welcome

[bold jacinth]

the lesser ones are dead

[mortal sonnet]

Oh god, a sword ain’t it against the full plate

[bold jacinth]

my arms are broken and the old one looks on

[mortal sonnet]

Aim for the toes and pray

[soft osprey]

Turn around and book it

Wait to heal

[bold jacinth]

is it over?

[mortal sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-unbelievable-surprised-at-computer-shocked-at-computer-gif-1790140920113201224

[bold jacinth]

is isnt on the red filter

i am so dead vro

COME ON I ALMOST GOT UP

PLEASE

[mortal sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-willy-cute-gif-2159282053417534293

You’ll get em next time

[spring stirrup]

thanks

[bold jacinth]

theres no flesh left

the flesh is weak

BUT DEEDS ENDURE

FOR THE EMPEROR

[quiet jungle]

i hate pitforks im just trying to learn heavy axe and they always appear!

[bold jacinth]

Nah. total war

hearing his head crash against the floor made me feel so good

ive gotten here 3 times

[sleek gull]

LOL

[bold jacinth]

whats the key for photos?

[sleek gull]

C

[bold jacinth]

" I heard the sound of his helmet crash and his screams went out across the cobbled plain. Not mullified, I hit. I hit again, and again, till the grip of the axe was all that was left. "

@mortal sonnet was that the final boss?

so yeah thats a fair fight

nvm that was just a boss battle, knights r actually kinda easy?

just slide in under the arms or mask

someone whos played the demo through plz help me

is this some sort of teaser for a final boss

oh nvm that was//...

the last enemy?

huh.

holy shit

[little verge]

This is the final boss. When the demo first released it was a doppelganger (would have the weapons and armor you have) the system that allowed this was causing errors so it was scrapped.

[terse cypress]

TIL there’s a goedendag in the demo

also if you wanna know how manny bucklers you can have at one time, the answer is 6

[bold jacinth]

YES

FINALLY

I DIED

YESSSSSSSSS

[floral crane]

#photography📷 message

[sleek gull]

"All I wanna do, is watch you turn into, a giiannt willie!"

[terse cypress]

you do know that people have posted images in this chat for a while when they get the ability to, right.

[terse cypress]

That image is terrifying

just a massive Willie

The god of willies, if you will

[oak cairn]

hey guys, sorry for interrupting, but how can i use the tier 2 sickle in a more effective fashion?

[terse cypress]

Don’t be sorry, you aren’t interrupting shite

[floral crane]

https://tenor.com/view/attack-on-titan-funny-anime-titan-gif-18290964

[terse cypress]

There are many ways. most people devolve into flailing it wildly like a drunken African warlord

[humble bloom]

tactical shoulder and neck hooking

[oak cairn]

like strike the shoulder and/or neck? after that, do i kick them? do i merely leave it there and punch them in the mouth?

[wise dawn]

opinions on two handed messers?

[terse cypress]

I’m more of a wield 6 bucklers fan myself

[humble bloom]

depends on the situation, ideally you'd do this hard enough, or multiple times to dig into their flesh and make them bleed out.

[wise dawn]

i want big knife(messer)

[humble bloom]

sickles are dull, but they can still get pretty deep sometimes.

[clear shell]

so like

is the game gonna get updates anymore

nah jp

ik they cooking

[oak cairn]

so my general game plan should be to hook them in a debilitating spot, get it really deep, take it out, repeat?

[terse cypress]

Holy shit you can have a tower shield at the same time

I have seven shields total now

[humble bloom]

while avoiding being hit, yes.

[terse cypress]

I want more… and I know I shouldn’t

[oak cairn]

understood, i will try my best

[terse cypress]

@humble bloom what do you think of my strategy lmao

[humble bloom]

if it works, it works.

[restive garnet]

This is the final boss. When the demo first released it was a doppelganger (would have the weapons and armor you have) the system that allowed this was causing errors so it was scrapped.

[wind charm]

Oh my bad, I didn't know I was dueling FUCKING OVRDTH.

[oak cairn]

been trying this a couple times, i found most success in getting in a couple slashes to bleed em out a bit, then getting them to the floor with a headbut or a kick, then shove it deep enough to kill them, is this fine enough?

[humble bloom]

if it works, it works.

efficiency can be figured out later with practice

[lapis marsh]

i would have simply not let this happen

[sleek gull]

Can't touch this....

I kinda feel like he asked for this..

[lapis marsh]

you got hit once L bozo

[junior epoch]

Sickles are weird to use I tend to just keep my distance until I find an opening to stab

[wind charm]

if we duel,I remind you that you cannot run forever

[pulsar igloo]

is there anything i can do to escape when someone is grabbing me from behind?

i cannot hit this mf

[glacial chasm]

full suit of armour bullying bro 💔

[glacial chasm]

what would you do irl

[pulsar igloo]

slap his arm off but my character is mentally deficient

i finally just got him off after 3 straight minutes

[glacial chasm]

tf do u think slapping his arm is gonna do

[pulsar igloo]

make him fart or something idk bro you put me on the spot

[glacial chasm]

thats why it was so hard to get him off

your thinker dont think 💔

[pulsar igloo]

trust me i have no issue with getting guys off

ayo

shits mad annoying

it should have a time limit

exactly

i was just locked in that situation for 3 straight minutes

he was directly behind me

[jolly plaza]

TRUE. but cant you kick em off?

[pulsar igloo]

not when theyre behind you

[jolly plaza]

ok thats fair_

[solar bobcat]

is the non billhook, hammer or axe polearm in this game a bardiche?

long like the billhook but the metal bit is just a giant rectangle with a spike

[near flower]

do use the steam recorder to send that or no?

[wind charm]

I use nivida shadowplay to record and then I use sony vegas to clip it

[worn bone]

im nto gon lie this peak gameplay is actually goon worthy

[humble bloom]

the half sword demo from the perspective of the first boss

[thorny perch]

moo tech doesnt really work well with the halerds for some reason

why is the video like that...

all well

lalalala

[wind charm]

moo tech tutorial isn't even out yet

[molten galleon]

Tuff

[lapis marsh]

john halfsword

[twilit escarp]

"what the fuck's a lommy"

[stiff belfry]

we dont even need swords in this house. as long as the ground is hard we kill things

[proven verge]

CALL AN AMBULANCE BUT NOT FOR ME

[graceful cosmos]

My skills in half sword have grown exponentially ^^

[stiff belfry]

#GrapplingMafia rise up

[ashen jasper]

akrobat

[ashen jasper]

backhand

[jolly musk]

istg you guys are turning this into a WWE/MMA game

its actually insane

[little verge]

#1244313050174197850

[dense island]

fellas I won't lie

I may have installed a mod menu, purely for the slow mo and the ability to jump

oh my god it's like I'm playg HS for the first time again, and who knew it was easier to hit where you want when it's slow mo

[stiff belfry]

is fun

:3

grappling with weapons is fun too but way harder

it was easier pre kicking when the weight was lesser

[gilded veldt]

new halfsword update btw

you gotta restart your steam a few times to see it

[stiff belfry]

4/1/25

[gilded veldt]

bron update

[stiff belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-troll-face-troll-face-phonk-troll-face-terror-dark-gif-3039755119636354997

[gilded veldt]

[stiff belfry]

guys they fixed the right hand glitch

[rose spindle]

don't tell anybody, but the studio heads are in talks with Dana White about turning Half Sword into a bona fide MMA simulator. They have him convinced we can do it better than his last videogame foray

[stiff belfry]

dude this isn’t DMS

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

[safe creek]

dubobubu

https://tenor.com/view/ken-carson-cute-hello-kitty-pink-a-great-chaos-gif-12314296304449492589

[torpid mortar]

slipped on a banan

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[torpid mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-gif-3417245934051922481

[lapis marsh]

man if it wasnt for the big red arrows and circles id have no idea whats going on

wait a fuck minute

why is all of staff named pierrot le fou

[restive garnet]

Le Who

[safe creek]

who wants to be touched

[storm storm]

April fools...?

[warped apex]

I really enjoy helping the weapon go through

[near lichen]

Le You

[lilac flicker]

guys is there a way to still use my other arm if my arm got cut off

[storm storm]

m2...?

[lilac flicker]

for some reason my other arm gets disabled

like

i cant punch with the other arm

[storm storm]

Try pressing x (change dominant arm) (not sure if it works)

[lilac flicker]

oh shit that might work

[storm storm]

Since I think losing an arm will lose you blood most of the times

[lilac flicker]

alright

ill try it

[storm storm]

never got into that situation

[wind charm]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxd7abiNAz5orVkij7DtBo-JSGn_jOw7W1?si=PBZeO_ZAAmjGbQmn

[whole sun]

i havent played this game in ages

is there blood is playtest yet

💔

[tough yew]

yea

[sweet zealot]

yooo so cool.

[stiff belfry]

one of the most hyped days ever

had to have like a 20 minute slowmode and chat still was unreadable

[left trench]

Man, its sort of a pain to thrust a sword into people lol

[stiff belfry]

hold alt and try to do it like that

[left trench]

I did lmao, Just hard to aim without a reticle

Im just guessing where my stabby goes at this point lol

[stiff belfry]

just grapple easy

[left trench]

Then the AI spins me in circles lmao

[stiff belfry]

sword weak ground hard

[supple cedar]

lmao

[soft osprey]

Time to post this on every single social media out there

[mental briar]

any talks of adding multiplayer?

[short igloo]

#faq

[little verge]

Q: Will it have multiplayer?
A: We fully understand the appeal of multiplayer and especially PvP. We understand and agree that challenging your friends in duels or group fights could be equally entertaining and hilarious, especially if you are in discord with them as you either behead or disembowel them with a hoe. We fully grasp how we could build an extremely re-playable meta there. However, we also wish to draw your attention to the fact that physics-based multiplayer on Unreal Engine 5 is as hardcore as it gets as far as development: it is no easy task & Half Sword is our first game. We are focusing on single-player physics right now to build a strong experience aimed at offering hundreds if not thousands of hours of fun. This will enable us to build strong foundations and hopefully offer, in a second phase, an equally polished multiplayer experience.
To summarize: do we think about it? Yes, a lot. Do we see the added value? Absolutely. Are we able to offer multiplayer at release: highly unlikely. Will we do our utmost to provide multiplayer after release: more likely.

[south totem]

yo is the playtest not working?

[outer wharf]

anyone else lost access to the playtest or am i going crazy

yeah

[nimble trench]

why did steam tell me to delete halfsword and now i cant request the playtest again hello

oh

fr

[granite grove]

i was just about to ask the same thing...

[outer wharf]

full release coming right up?

[south totem]

heres hoping

[outer wharf]

bloody april fools joke i bet

[opaque quiver]

i hope it is

[nimble trench]

ong my addiction isnt handling this well

[opaque quiver]

i wanted to fight some peasants..

[kind bridge]

why did i lose my playtest access

[south totem]

but i need to kill willies WAAAAAAH😭

[dry pilot]

is it just me or my playtest got revoked?

[south totem]

ikr

[kind bridge]

why did i lose my playtest access bro wtf

[rigid flax]

same

[south totem]

lets start a revolution or something

[rigid flax]

omg

[south totem]

violent protest perhaps

[tiny bloom]

same here

[rigid flax]

dude

[white surge]

just -rep for developers

[keen spoke]

Let us talk of peace, not of swerds.

[rigid flax]

why is the devs the same thing and name

[south totem]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO👻

[solid sequoia]

To be released?

[dry pilot]

HARLET!

[south totem]

STY thy hand good sire

[rigid flax]

i think it has to do with april first ngl

might be april fools

[keen spoke]

Let us not bloodshed come

[outer wharf]

they said they are working on it lads no worries

[south totem]

prolly but im having widrawls rn

[soft osprey]

They are working on getting the playtest back up

[dry pilot]

i am gonna go bonkers

[south totem]

im freaking right now

[nimble trench]

on god my ass is geekin and tweaking i need to spin kick some willies grregsadf

[azure imp]

what happend to the playtest????

[dry pilot]

nah i saw that gif fail

[nimble trench]

embed fail of the year

[dry pilot]

LOL

[hidden nexus]

As soon as I wanna play aswell :*

[dry pilot]

embed fail

[hidden nexus]

Embed fail

[south totem]

there are willies under my skin

[white surge]

what about their avatars?

[keen spoke]

New permanent playtest mode: Carpets Only.

[floral rivet]

I'm in a glass case of emotion dammit!!

lol

[jolly gorge]

are they fixing the playtest bug?

[rose spindle]

settle down genius XD

[lilac flicker]

what happened

[short acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/kingelmer-elmer-king-gif-24253697

[little wren]

i think its just you

[solemn holly]

get READY

[jolly gorge]

are they fixing the playtest bug?

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/power-lord-of-the-rings-lotr-gif-9197188

[dry pilot]

no

[solemn holly]

multiplayer is RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!

[hidden nexus]

Embed fail

[dry pilot]

embed fial

[rose spindle]

april 1st is tomorrow!

[white surge]

nice joke guys

[short acorn]

i dont think i have permissions

[dry pilot]

GUYS THE PLAYTEST IS DOWN, THAT MEANS THE FULL GAME IS GOING TO COME OUT!!!!

[short igloo]

Playtest still working fine

[south totem]

i heard theyr planing to do multiplayer yesterday type shit

[little verge]

Early Access is Q4 2025.

[solemn holly]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/992059464444301314/1258607910364250113/ezgif-6-1a6f6d2cb1.gif?=

[keen spoke]

Thanks to Special Relativity it's always April 1st somewhere.

[soft osprey]

No references to the person in your name allowed, please change it

[dry pilot]

what month is Q4

[soft osprey]

October-December

[kind bridge]

is the playtest down due to technical difficulties or just on purpose

[dry pilot]

😦

[rose heath]

its today lol

[jolly gorge]

Make it faster 🗣️ 🔥 😢

[eager nymph]

Jo chat why is the game not working anymore?

[zinc haven]

what happened to the playtest?

[dry pilot]

Jo

[zinc haven]

tf

[soft osprey]

They are working on getting it back up

[lilac flicker]

the playtest will be gone for a couple months

[eager nymph]

yeah

[white surge]

un momento

[little imp]

Playtest died?

[south totem]

they haveant released it yet

[hoary axle]

oh

[eager nymph]

but what happened?

[hoary axle]

that is why

[eager quiver]

April 1st moment

[soft osprey]

I don’t know, just that they’re working on getting it back

[near grove]

Yeah im getting that issue too

[keen spoke]

Got to add the chicken boss and carpets.

[white surge]

i have no permissions, can u do this ?

[eager nymph]

when the game is fully released is it going to cost money?

i just hope not

[south totem]

nah they pay u to play it

[soft osprey]

Yes

[eager nymph]

W game ngl

[soft osprey]

What do you want it as

[soft osprey]

Yes

[dry pilot]

do you think that they would release such an amazing game for free?

[white surge]

of your choice

[mellow sluice]

Greetings, I got forced by steam to uninstall the playtest. Do you had the same experience?

[eager nymph]

:C

[rose spindle]

we are, shouldn't take long, maybe a couple of months

[rigid flax]

wdym forced

[near grove]

Yes

[keen spoke]

You weren't forced, technically.

[next drift]

yeah same lol

[eager nymph]

i mean Steamrip xd

[soft osprey]

Playtest is currently down

[dry pilot]

maybe they had him at a gun point

[eager nymph]

all free games

[remote iris]

why

[mellow sluice]

Oh

[south totem]

OH ITS WORKING FOR ME YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[mellow sluice]

When will it be back?

[soft osprey]

Technical difficulties apparently

[south totem]

get fooled

[short igloo]

I can play test still, lol

[dawn bear]

why cant we play the playtest?

[short igloo]

Why it deletes for specifis users

[tiny cypress]

who thought to risk his life like a fool
as if it's a game and not a duel

you, dirty commoner

[soft osprey]

Damn y’all can you read even a single message up before asking the same thing

[remote iris]

let me play my sword fighting sim

[hidden nexus]

You goober fooling us comendwellers

[short igloo]

No

[mellow sluice]

It was the only thing I have been playing aside Aoe4

[short igloo]

I can give scrennshots

[ember quartz]

Why is the playtest down?

🙂

[mellow sluice]

Gosh

[short igloo]

Or stream

[little verge]

who thought to risk his life like a fool
as if it's a game and not a duel

you, dirty commoner

[keen spoke]

You're asking gamers to read?

[soft osprey]

I eated it

[rapid radish]

why cant we play half sword?

[soft osprey]

Reeeeaaadddd

[remote iris]

kill this man

[short igloo]

Can we ban this guy

[dry pilot]

mods twist this guys balls

[remote iris]

mods, mortar strike on his position

[eager nymph]

who?

[short acorn]

only you cant

[finite tree]

i didnt read anything i just joined this discord, did the playtest just close?

[ember quartz]

You can play the game if you go to the game files and launch the VersionTest54.

Someone pin this FFS.

[south totem]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[eager nymph]

yeah

[rapid radish]

gaslighting to the max

[short igloo]

Guys, i think it`s something happening with playtest

[short acorn]

nah, we decided we didnt like you so we banned you specifically

[keen spoke]

Nothing ever happens.

[finite tree]

ah ok i thought my steam was tweaking thanks

[soft osprey]

The playtest is down, they are working on getting it back up

[ember quartz]

Click on the highlighted application if you want to play the game.

[jolly gorge]

Can confirm this works

[remote iris]

thank you xoxo

[soft osprey]

I might as well just say this every 30 seconds

[lilac flicker]

theyre trying to sabotage the game bro

[short igloo]

So, it will be back up?

[eager nymph]

i think they are going to remove it for some days beacuse of a update i think they are going to make us pay for it sadly

[soft osprey]

Yes

[near grove]

This will help for the next 30 seconds until someone else asks

[nimble trench]

my dumbass deleted it and now idk how to get it back

[keen spoke]

Also, yes, you can run the exe independently in the meantime.

[finite tree]

ah damn

[short igloo]

When

[soft osprey]

Shush, don’t just say things to say it when you don’t know. It’s just some technical difficulties

[ember quartz]

Pin it and tell them to check pins if they ask.

[dry pilot]

yeah but if i uninstalled it by accident then i cant play it so no luck ig 😦

[quiet horizon]

lulwut literally who are you

[little verge]

who needs to learn proper respect
who needs to learn the meaning of death?

you, lowly soldier

[eager nymph]

i dont know if i just think but they are probably going to make us pay for it

[tiny cypress]

who needs to learn proper respect
who needs to learn the meaning of death?

you, lowly soldier

[short igloo]

Are you a real human?

[chrome saddle]

Hi

[tiny cypress]

I'm le Pierrot

[rapid radish]

hes legit a mod bro why are you arguing

[soft osprey]

This better not be some april fools prank, got me working overtime here 😤

[eager nymph]

Is it illegal to have opinions?

[chrome saddle]

im Piet

[near grove]

Thats the joke, overtime with no pay

[night wing]

i uninstalled the game bruh 😭

[opal mural]

lmao

[rapid radish]

if hes comfirming it why do you need a opinion, isnt that just being wrong?

[dry pilot]

same here buster

[short acorn]

L

[chrome saddle]

why

[jolly gorge]

i could send u the files for the game if you would like (might be possible)

[keen spoke]

Game release is at the end of the year, or the beginning of next year depending on whether they're doing seasonal or financial quarters.

[eager nymph]

So the game is going not to cost money

[night wing]

i forgot where to click to ask for playtest access, i could just do that one again if it doesnt show up in my library

[short igloo]

Guys i think playtest is closed forever

[dry pilot]

its so joever

[jolly gorge]

i can just upload the file to discord and send u it

[hidden nexus]

Guys I promise its not a zip bomb ah

[night wing]

i wouldnt get updates if they add any

[short igloo]

You are so smart, grac

[soft osprey]

It’s a zip bomb

[jolly gorge]

i can lit screenshare me doing it 😭

[rapid radish]

no no the fact is its still in playtest, itll probably (off of assumption) cost around 20 bucks WHEN it does release fully

[keen spoke]

Me when I'm totally not sending out ransomware

[little verge]

so step into the lists once more
enjoy the death, the danger , the gore,
but don't you ever dare to forget,
you lose your life here, you stay dead

[eager nymph]

👍

[jolly gorge]

it would be a temporary fix until they fix the release on steam again.

[ember quartz]

Bro is offering a free bit coin miner along with the game files!

[night wing]

i think ill have to ask for playtest access again anyways, i can live a day without half sword

[jolly gorge]

r u stupid 😭 i lit said "i can lit screenshare me doing it 😭" but sure i can slip a lil miner if there for u

[night wing]

actually i dont even have the option, it should show up in my library

[rapid radish]

damn man im gonna die without half sword 😭

[hidden nexus]

We might have to go back to the demo folks:*

[silent pond]

no

[soft osprey]

Because it’s down right now

[safe sorrel]

Steam told me to uninstall the playtest, wassup?

[night wing]

yea ik

[keen spoke]

100 hours in this fancy demo I could probably use a day without it, but I'll just run it independent of steam lol.

[hidden nexus]

It's down rn

[short igloo]

Half Sword is closed

[soft osprey]

Playtest is down currently

[ember quartz]

DW, I'll send it. I'll at least be honest that it's a Trojan Virus, SMH.

[safe sorrel]

[jolly gorge]

check ur file directory. C drive then go to program files (x86) and click steam then steamapps and then common and see if u see 1 called "half sword playtest" if so u can release it from there.

[severe tusk]

you can still run the game if you go in the game file and run the game through there

[tiny cypress]

who needs to learn proper respect
who needs to learn the meaning of death?

you, lowly soldier

[tough yew]

who needs to learn proper respect
who needs to learn the meaning of death?

you, lowly soldier

[keen spoke]

Browse local files and run it from the exe for now if you want to play.

[tiny cypress]

so step into the lists once more
enjoy the death, the danger , the gore,
but don't you ever dare to forget,
you lose your life here, you stay dead

[nimble trench]

can i still request it because i deleted it ong

[night wing]

i installed it on D or E, i forgot - eitherways ill just wait cuz it should show up back in my library when they fix it 😭

[wind charm]

who needs to learn proper respect
who needs to learn the meaning of death?

you, lowly soldier

so step into the lists once more
enjoy the death, the danger , the gore,
but don't you ever dare to forget,
you lose your life here, you stay dead

[jolly gorge]

check ur file directory. C drive then go to program files (x86) and click steam then steamapps and then common and see if u see 1 called "half sword playtest" if so u can release it from there.

[restive garnet]

who needs to learn proper respect
who needs to learn the meaning of death?

you, lowly soldier

[tough yew]

who needs to learn proper respect
who needs to learn the meaning of death?

you, lowly soldie

[hoary axle]

sadly i uninstalled the game thinking it was a bug

[night wing]

L at the end there

[brave cedar]

Me 2

[fiery viper]

wth is wrong with playtest

[jolly gorge]

just check both if u really want to play it.

[thorn jolt]

SAME😭

[keen spoke]

How are so many people uninstalling it by accident? Did you think Steam was kidding?

[rigid flax]

read man read

[soft osprey]

Reaaaad

[hidden nexus]

I js got it working js go into the files and click playest ver whatever it is

[keen spoke]

Valve's 5D Chess April 1st joke: Trick gamers into thinking they must uninstall Halfsword to play it.

[ember quartz]

Dev team has gone looney for April Fool's, lol.

[wind charm]

Creeper?
Aww, man
So we back in the mine
Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side
Side-side to side
This task, a grueling one
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight

[odd halo]

Yooo wtff

[nimble trench]

duh

[supple vessel]

april fools

[hidden nexus]

Yea das what I did works

[jolly gorge]

👍

[odd halo]

Happened to the play test?

[rigid flax]

finally something new

[wind charm]

Heads up
You hear a sound, turn around and look up
Total shock fills your body
Oh, no, it's you again
I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes
Eyes-eye-eyes

[jolly gorge]

Everyone who is a little bit mentally slow and asks "what happened to the playtest" wtv wtv, just read this.

[hidden nexus]

Or go into the settings next to the game on steam properties then browse

[ember quartz]

^

[jolly gorge]

👍 that works too

[odd halo]

I’m saying why do we have to do this tho?

[jolly gorge]

steam issue, thats why

[hidden nexus]

Yea it's js a workaround til they fix it

[keen spoke]

Cat stepped on someone's keyboard.

[lilac flicker]

women

[jolly gorge]

a cat pissed on the specific server where half sword is stored 😭

[wild junco]

boobies

[solemn sorrel]

WOMEN

[night wing]

👀

[torn warren]

boobs

[finite river]

April fools 🔥🔥

[raw panther]

dude I love women

[short igloo]

BOOBS

[west cloud]

GODDAMNT

[severe gulch]

Willie boobas

[final apex]

AWOOGA

[split pike]

WOMAN

[lucid beacon]

[carmine fog]

boob!

[muted dew]

Its official. Women exist

[slate zealot]

DAYUM

[wicked wigeon]

boob plates didnt exist, and they say "historical accuracy" in their post?

[light garnet]

masterful gambit

[spark flame]

BOOBIES!!!!

[ember quartz]

BOOOBIES!

[ornate summit]

BREAST ARMOUR!

[boreal crane]

Cockplates did though

[solemn sorrel]

i don't think women use to fight back then lol

[rich citrus]

BOOBS 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥

[late heart]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[torn warren]

check the date

[keen spoke]

Go get the breastplate stretcher.

[severe gulch]

what's today?

[final apex]

https://tenor.com/view/vitamincream-awooga-dog-awooga-crazy-dog-gif-25577158

[rigid flax]

i think they are guessing that most people don't know enough and would think it's real

[split pike]

WOMAN IN HALF SWORD WOMEN EXIST BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

[rustic topaz]

yoo female willy in the game with humongous boobies?

[lean lava]

@white oracle are you guys adding women to half sword? thats fire

[wicked wigeon]

oh lol

[naive aurora]

Female armor before GTA 6

[wild junco]

[sharp gate]

couldnt even edge to this, i exploded immediately 😹 😹 😭 💔

[short igloo]

ZAAAAAAAMN

[young schooner]

Why when I try to enter halfsword I have only "uninstall button"

[ornate summit]

bro the people who watched the mandalorian are gonna be pissed when they see this booba armour

[sage spindle]

🤓

[amber vessel]

mfw april fools

[shy slate]

boobs

[outer arrow]

Female willy lol

[south hollow]

You know, despite it just being an April Fools joke, I have seen some discuss, if female combatants were more common in the medieval period and the like, we'd see breasts on armor skin to well, how Ancient Greeks had muscle plate or well, codpieces existing

[rich citrus]

BOOOBIES!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

[finite river]

My meat shot UP when I saw this bruh 😂 😂

[proven verge]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cf/29/8c/cf298c7264451518dc68143769865d45.jpg boob armor mentioned

[primal crater]

https://tenor.com/view/boobs-gif-26144081

[jolly gorge]

we call that vagina

[solemn sorrel]

ITS APIRL FOO.

[native pine]

it's for male willie

[ember quartz]

WILONA HAS BIG BOOBIES!

[near patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-i-lost-lost-kreygasm-rage-gif-16491145

[rigid flax]

READ

[cedar harness]

read wat

[sage spindle]

Pregnant armour

[rustic topaz]

even better

[bleak portal]

yo, what's the new breastplate based on?

[young schooner]

I CANT

[rotund socket]

i hate you

[ornate summit]

WHEN ARE WE GETTING CODPIECES!

[split pike]

BOOBS

[near patrol]

shit i just made myself look like a fool

[jolly gorge]

@young schooner

[valid summit]

Stupid

[rapid radish]

THANK YOU

[naive iron]

It being called 44-DD is so funny lmao

[keen spoke]

They are to protect my manly bazingas.

[slow ocean]

the game dosent' exist anymore?

[small cairn]

is anything happening? playtest says its not released yet theres only an uninstall option

[vague inlet]

The playtest gone?

[sage spindle]

Is Willie not allowed to be a warrior despite pregnancy?

[rustic topaz]

what

[wild junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1332596821347926016/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[outer arrow]

What is it ?

[knotty oracle]

why did the playtest end

[simple sedge]

what happened to the playtest?

[hidden nexus]

Embed fail

[rigid flax]

a song a minecraft song

[rotund socket]

this is building quickly to fetish range

[wild junco]

:(

[keen spoke]

Someone broke something. Run the exe locally to play for now.

[small cairn]

alright

[coarse depot]

Did medieval knights get maternal leave?

[south hollow]

We must let all our enemies know how large and mustachioed are willies are

[outer arrow]

I know but why is the willy face cover in blood

[strange ermine]

First Willies, now Boobies confirmed

[sage spindle]

I simply wish for my boy to be able to fight and have a child

[agile jacinth]

Can’t wait for this new breastplate.

[vague inlet]

The playtest says "unistall" for me

[hidden nexus]

I feel bad now:*(

[stiff belfry]

4/1/25

[keen spoke]

We are already getting carpets.

[jolly gorge]

@vague inlet

[quaint kettle]

when this update will be in game? for what this channel https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1046080713734234222

[ionic mantle]

YO WHATS HAPPENING I CANT PLAY THE PLAYTEST

[rotund socket]

someone write this sentence down

[naive iron]

What's so important about the date? This was a very real wip update. Willie will now have his Willietta

[outer arrow]

New update now :)

[opal vale]

Boobs..

[lavish sigil]

tbh i think it is mad funny that you can just replace the play button with the uninstall button

[jolly gorge]

@ionic mantle

[vague inlet]

Guess i gotta go digging in files until the next update, sad

[rustic topaz]

start the game from files

[ember quartz]

Wilona.

[small cairn]

run the exe for now

[fickle obsidian]

women armor

[sage spindle]

Get a tattoo of me on your breasts

[raw panther]

That's not how armor works

[keen spoke]

Just pin it to your start menu or something, or the taskbar

[ionic mantle]

alr thanks

[faint pewter]

when do the wip things come out

[woeful elk]

Damn shouldn’t of uninstalled

[rotund socket]

fuck it, why not

[ember quartz]

Prob early Q4 with the release.

[cinder stone]

april's fools aside, I wouldn't wanna hurt a lady willie and hear her cry in angony

[jolly gorge]

might still be in ur files, sometimes steam doesnt remove it.

[vague inlet]

Extra sad cause i used steam to capture clips and i cant now

[raw panther]

I would. These hands are gender neutral

[fickle obsidian]

i would

[woeful elk]

I tried to check

[mortal elm]

Booba armour

[rigid flax]

and sometimes steam forgets you have a game installed and forces you to install it again

[wild junco]

thats hot

[cinder stone]

I mean it's bad enough when willie cries, it'd be even worse if it's a lady willie

[keen spoke]

Based

[jolly gorge]

true 💀

[agile jacinth]

We should get kastenbrust, though. It’d be cool.

[thorny tapir]

What happened to the playtest version?

[fickle obsidian]

equal rights equal fights.
well...
stares at the medieval era
maybe not equal rights

[sage spindle]

Now imagine it pregnant 💅

[faint pewter]

i cant play the playtest

[raw panther]

That's fair, but also, their screams fuel me

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1343436666001424394/magik-3.gif

[gilded veldt]

i cant believe they modeled something just for an april fools joke

[cold spindle]

half sword is cancelled

[languid lance]

same

[small cairn]

wait we are going to be able to play as women? lmaooooo

[rigid flax]

yeah just realized it too

[jolly gorge]

If you have an issue with the playtest but still have it installed DO THIS.

[keen spoke]

Probably a render of a store asset or something.

[sage spindle]

We ain’t got time for that pierrot…

[gilded veldt]

no its an april fools joke

[small cairn]

hahah alr

[keen spoke]

hahahahaha... unless...

[simple sedge]

It isnt in my library

[rigid flax]

or they just picked a bad say to reveal it

[spring zenith]

what happened to playtest bruh?

[jolly gorge]

@spring zenith

[maiden storm]

how is ur gameplay so smooth? I mean fps wise

[zinc kiln]

why cant i launch playtest

[cold spindle]

Pierrot Le Fou

[slow ocean]

I just supprim it 💀

[ember sail]

breasts?

[small cairn]

💀 lol

[mossy wave]

I cant play playtest because ??

[spring zenith]

no but is this part of april fools?

[rigid flax]

we don't know

[jolly gorge]

ykw every1 with the issue can figure it themselves bruh 😭

[zinc kiln]

yk i never thought of that i forgot its april first

[cold spindle]

goated clip pierrot

[ember quartz]

They deleted your message.

I believe them not wanting people to access the game is intentional.

[languid lance]

Why it get removed from steam?

[small cairn]

april fools

[sage spindle]

That’s how I’m gunna treat you baby girl 😈🫣

[spring zenith]

ye, i think its only for april fools.

[jolly gorge]

i deleted it. as ppl cant use a single brain cell 😭

[rigid flax]

either April fools or fixing

[wild junco]

halfsword diss track

[lilac flicker]

YOOO

[naive iron]

im playing halfsword just fine rn tho

[keen spoke]

🎶 I think I'll try defying gravity🎶

[random loom]

so they deleted my game to release a trash song

[jolly gorge]

STEAM ISSUE. nothing wrong w the game.

[proven verge]

WOW

[prime sable]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[cold spindle]

OH SHIT

[bitter jackal]

sick prank

[stark aurora]

is this update for the demo, or for the playtest? Or is it nonexistent since it's april fools?

[near flax]

is that on god?

[ember sail]

chat what is going on

[radiant nacelle]

why cant i play it

[slow ocean]

hoz we can get again playset

[near lichen]

😦

[prime sable]

the only acceptable april fools joke

[turbid grail]

whats going on

[eager quiver]

Demo out?

[lament wraith]

i just realized, did playtest and demo get merged?

[stark aurora]

oh, playtest is gone

[soft osprey]

Calm down it’s April fools and they just posted in update. God damn y’all are spoiled as shit

[proven verge]

look at what they just tagged everyone in lmao

[cold spindle]

W Pierrot update

[woven ore]

holy

[jolly gorge]

no.

[near flax]

one life?

[supple vessel]

boobs

[near lichen]

The update is real??

[ember sail]

i got my peener at half sword rn

[frozen grove]

I feel like an april fools prank shouldnt be that hard to understand this is lowkey obvious

[slow ocean]

how we can get playset again

[lament wraith]

yeah sorry, just noticed your message above

[wind charm]

Dear god. It was real.

[lusty palm]

Is the april fools demo real?

[muted dew]

the playtest is unavailable

[fringe obsidian]

30 second slowmode help me

[bleak portal]

oh that's what the fucking 2GB update is for

[radiant nacelle]

yes

[random loom]

spoiled for being mad at a game being surprisingly unavailable??? 😂🧠

[small cairn]

YO?

[near flax]

TRUE

[jolly gorge]

please actually tell me ur not this slow.

[proven verge]

No way you must be new here

[faint pewter]

151 hours is wild

[opaque quiver]

gib my playtest back please

[rigid flax]

ain't no way they also put the video on steam

[ember sail]

yo guys look at the fucking discord member list on the right LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[gleaming wing]

wtf XD

[muted dew]

but why

[spring zenith]

ikr i just saw it 🤣

[soft osprey]

Your reaction to it, yes. Don’t be so dramatic

[small cairn]

WAIT WHAT I GOTTA PLAY NOW BRO LEMME IN DEMO

[bright oyster]

@little verge bigger

[lusty palm]

A bit of tomofoolery

[slow ocean]

um...

[muted dew]

but why is it unavailable?

[jolly gorge]

go to your drive / pc drive > program files (86) > steam > steamapps > common > half sword playtest then simply load "versiontest54.exe" @muted dew @slow ocean

[soft osprey]

Technical difficulties

[crimson canyon]

OPEN THE PLAYTEST YA FUCKS

[light monolith]

What's actually in the assembly April fools update

[random loom]

because were spoiled

[frozen grove]

Its gone forever

[pale wharf]

thats crazy

[vale thorn]

reinstall the game

[midnight echo]

So no update or demo out?
lol they really think this is funny, but they really only yapping in announcements for months, dropping nothing 😂

[little verge]

Check the demo buid,

[muted dew]

how? the game doesnt run on servers?

[small cairn]

the DEMO is updated there is an actual steam update to the demo IM SO CURIOUS

[light garnet]

DEMO UPDAAAATE

[night dew]

YIPPEE!

[severe gulch]

it's steam

[ember sail]

merry christmas

[crude fable]

https://tenor.com/view/hype-party-gif-23560775

[mortal acorn]

How to download the game there was a button only to delete it

[vague inlet]

Cant?

[compact sonnet]

why does the playtest say uninstall

[wicked magnet]

wait is the demo going to become the playtest?

[muted dew]

yeah but the entire game runs localy on my pc

[small cairn]

IM LOADING IN YEEES WHAT IS THIS

[soft osprey]

I don’t know anymore than you do just that it’s down for technical difficulties

[near lichen]

Will my local coop split screen mod be affected by the update?

[shrewd patio]

DOWNLOAD THE DEMO! NEW UPDATE ON THE DEMO

[nocturne bramble]

YOOOOOOOOOO DEMOOOOOOOOOOO

[bitter jackal]

they closed the playtest for some reason, get the demo

[woeful elk]

Oh shit demo bruh

[opal stag]

yapping before even checking the game yourself, crazy

[little verge]

There is only one build on the steam store page now, Which is the demo.

[tawdry scroll]

it aint no april fools yall

[bright oyster]

pierrot

[small cairn]

WHAT ITS THE SAME ENTRY THING

[naive iron]

you jest...

[daring kindle]

But why

[soft osprey]

DEMO UPDATED

[bitter jackal]

the playtest wasnt ever on the store page tho, right?

[jolly gorge]

IT ISNT CLOSED 😭

[soft osprey]

GO PLAY THE DEMO

[frozen grove]

You would request it on the store page

[mortal acorn]

And how long will she be alone?

[opaque zephyr]

No fuckin way the demo's been updated

[violet pivot]

OH MY GOD

[light garnet]

UPDATE FASTERRRRRRRRRR GOD DAMN IT