halfsword-chat-⚔

[oblique flint]

half Sword in Roblox real

[placid arch]

goated

[remote crypt]

Suicide vest hours

[proven verge]

Reminds me of that kid who got banned because he kept putting roblox clips in game footage

[remote crypt]

🤣 nah just the one

I mentioned it earlier I had to deliver

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-caseoh-games-banned-shozzy-caseoh-animation-gif-18118498106583924913

[remote crypt]

[placid arch]

[dark pine]

How do I play in that arena looking thing? it only lets me play in like some infinite dark world

[placid arch]

get the playtest not the demo

[dawn plinth]

request it on steam!

@dark pine

[dark pine]

Oh dope

i did it, preciate it

ive still put like 10 hrs running around fighting bots in a dark world😭 games fun

[remote crypt]

agree af

we on demon time now

[stiff belfry]

spinning axe kick thingy

[remote crypt]

So. @ebon ermine Integrating it has been interesting. It definitely isn't my go to

[ebon ermine]

i'll show you how i do it gimme a min

[remote crypt]

That's a lil old dw

I'm getting it already

[calm ivy]

Got some nice combos/a parry attempt on the knight in this one!

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jAIgadhHFOKjHD3cP?invite=cr-MSw0WDksMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[remote crypt]

@ebon ermine

[signal wedge]

Is it difficult?

[remote crypt]

its intuitive

just integrating it into my flow is odd

[maiden cipher]

I just threw the best and fastest Peacock challenge run I ever had by running straight into a pitchfork 😦

[remote crypt]

I also just hit this new float and I am obsessed.

[ebon ermine]

just put your half sword to the side and run at them i got lazy

[wind charm]

fuck i forgor

what is this challendge again

[maiden cipher]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1334077420558487584

@wind charm I've made it considerably easier since last night

[remote crypt]

Oh that's just

alright I'll run that right now.

OBS or discord streaming lol

[wind charm]

is this right? mny brain melted half way through reading

[remote crypt]

nah we gotta fight slow

no fancy quick kills apparently.

[maiden cipher]

LMAO nah the whole point is to discourage one-stab fights

And add in roguelike mechanics

/ progression

[remote crypt]

I'll just torture em no worries.

[maiden cipher]

Well as long as they are capable of torturing back for 15 seconds then you're fine

[remote crypt]

How do you take your runs. OBS recordings or Discord Streams?

[maiden cipher]

I'm not picky

[remote crypt]

They won't be really... able to do well. I'm an outfighter.

[wind charm]

is this slow enouf

[maiden cipher]

However you wanna run it, on a stream, on a video, you can pick and choose rules for your own criteria but for it to be PCAC compliant it needs to more or less follow the rules in good faith

[remote crypt]

Are we allowed to use OUR loadouts or just the RNG?

[maiden cipher]

I'll allow custom loadouts

[remote crypt]

casually gets every holster slot with a shield in it

[maiden cipher]

Honestly? This challenge benefits from a shield HEAVILY

[urban sorrel]

Guys real quick question

[maiden cipher]

Playing without a shield is honestly expert mode for this challenge

[remote crypt]

Bet

[maiden cipher]

Quick answer

[urban sorrel]

My menu is not proper

[maiden cipher]

How so

[urban sorrel]

I can only play in that void with bots

[maiden cipher]

oh

you're not on the playtest build. return to the store page and apply

[urban sorrel]

Will it take long to get accepted?

[maiden cipher]

Its variable. Sometimes instant

[urban sorrel]

Okay its installing

Thank you so much man

[maiden cipher]

Yeah no worries, since you're new and I've been babbling about it to m00 and Andruw already -

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1334077420558487584

It's the closest thing we have to an actual progression system at the moment.

[urban sorrel]

Got it

[gilded quail]

so this game can be played with other people?

[maiden cipher]

Nope

#faq

[sage night]

multiplayer is gonna be so sweaty

[radiant glacier]

its just going to be a bunch of people swinging the spikey stick around wildly and hoping it connects

no skill, just cheese of spear flailers

[twilit granite]

Multiplayer will be the equivalent to wii sports resort sword fighting

swinging without reason

[sage night]

yeah but you got people who like do super one tap kicks

[maiden cipher]

That's the funniest image I've ever seen

[sage night]

and the reply i just sent

dude litteraly extending the sword to polearm range

in a split second like thats insna

theres people on yt shorts posting their keyboard controls and mouse directional drawing

[maiden cipher]

[Man has his corotid artery in his neck sliced and begins flailing around and heaving as he collapses to the ground]
[Wii sports resort theme starts playing]

[remote crypt]

I must ask you @maiden cipher do you REALLY want us to just have 10mins of fistplay footage because we can't kick em on ground? ?

ever hit a float like this?

[wind charm]

i fucking love this build

[cinder stone]

what do you mean you can't kick?

[maiden cipher]

I can get through the fist tier in like 5 minutes

If even

I want to say I've gotten as low as 2 minutes

Here I got knocked down to tier 1 let me see how long speedrunning it takes following PCAC

[soft osprey]

That was smooth as hell, and your Willie looks badass

The first one was great

[remote crypt]

I'm more saying if you knock them down, which I do a lot and disable their legs. You have to sit for minutes waiting for them to stand.

[timid imp]

this was fucking sick

got it right in his head

[wind charm]

I must keep learning the build's p0tential

[soft osprey]

You’re too good at halfsword lol

Built different

[supple holly]

Dumb question can you make your own build?

[wind charm]

no. @mortal sonnet and @dawn plinth are just as good as me

[soft osprey]

Have mercy on people if multiplayer ever comes

[soft osprey]

Yeah that was good

I don’t check out those threads enough

[hollow gale]

I really wish someone walking into at 1 mph didn’t knock you down and lose you a fight

[timid imp]

don't walk into people then

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

[hollow gale]

I don’t they walk into me at a snail pace when they’re disabled and I immediately just fall over

[soft osprey]

Have you tried walking away

[maiden cipher]

That's exactly the sort of strategy the rule is trying to discourage - Don't immediately go for kill shots.

[soft osprey]

Since they’re going at a snails pace

[remote crypt]

Mfw... I'm not.

[maiden cipher]

Or disabling shots sorry

[remote crypt]

They literally line themselves the fuck up for it

[maiden cipher]

The purpose of the rule is to simulate an audience to entertain, and even to this day people will get mad even if a fight is skillful but short.

[hollow gale]

My brother in Christ they just keep walking and no matter how many times I bash them in the head with a mace they keep coming

[timid imp]

willie is a force

[maiden cipher]

There is skill in dragging out a fight and taking hits while not losing to them

[soft osprey]

They call him hurricane willie

[timid imp]

you cannot stop him, he will grind us all into dust soon enough

[soft osprey]

He’s a walking natural disaster

[hollow gale]

And why can’t you do anything while on the ground except press A and D to get up

[soft osprey]

You can press w or s also

[timid imp]

what weapons are you using toast?

[hollow gale]

Mace, another mace as a sidearm for some reason and a dagger

[timid imp]

oh nvm i have literally no experience with mace

i would say just try to goad him into rushing you and then sidestep and wack in the ribs

but idk how well that works with that weapon

[hollow gale]

I’ve bashed their head five times now and now I’m just stuck on the ground twitch them disabled tapping me

[timid imp]

also if he is tanking a ton of hits that you dont think he should be able to just turn your dmg up

[hollow gale]

Them tapping me somehow broke my feet

I can’t even stand now

[timid imp]

ngl i kinda like the mace

[timid imp]

nice weapon, not great at using it though

[hollow gale]

My god I finally won after getting up for 1 second and shield bashing them

[timid imp]

mace is fun

easter kill someone with a mace its great

[hollow gale]

It’s basically an axe with better blunt damage

[soft osprey]

I don’t want to hurt anymore Willies

He’s too precious

Look at him

[hollow gale]

We got an infinite supply

He ain’t precious

[mortal sonnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1244313050174197850/1261493792364564490/image0.gif

My eyes are sweating

[soft osprey]

TOAST LOCKWOOOOOD!!!

[timid imp]

this is very fun weapon

[timid imp]

i don't like those words

[maiden cipher]

Maces are really good for not killing your opponent too quickly. It takes a few good swings, and you can swing a few times without them immediately dying

Some people were talking about them earlier and I have a lot of experience with the mace

[timid imp]

i like one handed mace

being able to drag willie into a killzone and just pound him is great

[maiden cipher]

Yeah run it with a shield and its a very balanced build

[timid imp]

i drop my buckler

like having a free hand for grabbin

[hollow gale]

Still makes no sense to me that bathing a man’s face with a mace five times doesn’t knock em out or kill em but then taping your foot does

[timid imp]

turn your damage up then

you can edit it in settings

[hollow gale]

I know

[remote crypt]

Yknow what. I'm going to do the smart thing here and not partake in that gladiator thing. Kudos for the idea but there are just too many stipulations, and too many ways to even accidentally oneshot. I'm glad this isnt a roman game.

[hollow gale]

Event without touching me my foot still is destroyed

[soft osprey]

You need to train like Willie

[remote crypt]

Also. I just made the halfsword to stab transition 10x better.

[timid imp]

im gonna try two handed mace out on t3

[maiden cipher]

It isn't for everyone, you can even change rule A for your own run and if it's close enough to the intent I will allow it.

The intent being to prevent one-shot fights

Or just really short fights

[remote crypt]

Respectfully, if the oneshot is skillful and shows style expression. Or it's short because of said style expression, it is blatantly obvious compared to swinging wildly.

[timid imp]

chat i broke willie

[mortal sonnet]

Rotator cuff injury speedrun 🔥🔥

[hollow gale]

Imma just go back to being a peasant with a long sharp stick

[maiden cipher]

I do agree - but in singles, it's way too easy to get a one shot on the enemy. It's actually better to not even try to kill them but toy with them for 15 seconds

And defend

Most of the time I have no trouble getting 15 because I block

[timid imp]

his face is all fucked up now

[remote crypt]

I think we fundamentally have different playstyles in a very hard to reconcile way. Any action I take should lead to ending the fight. Not toying with someone.

[timid imp]

this is great weapon goddamn

[hollow gale]

Thrusting is long impossible with tow handed weapons or swords

[maiden cipher]

Yeah - you are playing to kill, whereas the PCAC is for playing to entertain

sorry "entertain"

[soft osprey]

Willie is nothing to either of you

[hollow gale]

Because you go to half sword Ing then it just send you back and the place moves up 5 inches

[maiden cipher]

I agree they are fundamentally different

That's the fun of it imo because I was getting bored with just killing

Killing them is easy imo

[remote crypt]

Yes but the way you're setting this up fundamentally is putting your playstyle on a pedestal rather than supplementing others.

[hollow gale]

That was just slashing them then running into them with your sword point at them

Not the actual thrusting control

[maiden cipher]

well - how would you redefine rule A to have the player require some defensive skill

[wary tiger]

Anyone else use the ball stab method to kill the armor guys

[remote crypt]

Make anything that hits you not kill you. However, I'm not going to shit on your style. I just don't plan on partaking.

[remote crypt]

You need momentum to get a good thrust in.

[wary tiger]

You can also just run into them and whack them with pommel

[maiden cipher]

Fair enough, do you do blocking and stuff out of curiosity or do you typically only use overwhelming force to defeat the enemy

Overwhelming force meaning getting a killing blow before they even have a chance to strike in the first place

[wary tiger]

Because the game controls imo are really annoying I just kill them

Blocking in any but when half swording to much of a time commitment

As in learning

[maiden cipher]

Did you lower the sensitivity

[wary tiger]

Not to much I guess I could lower it more but I like flinging items at mock 10 in random directions

[maiden cipher]

lol it gets easier if you lower the sens

[wary tiger]

I wouldn't doubt it

Yeah way easier

[remote crypt]

Overwhelming force would... not be what you described.

I use parrying, deflection, and footwork combined with fluid switching between what I've learned.

[round stone]

I'm having fun with the photo mode

[exotic flame]

Holy cow that helps

[signal wedge]

I'm having fun with the mode photo

[round stone]

[dawn plinth]

its more of a rollercoaster for me

[signal wedge]

That was a stinky joke for stinky boys

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[remote crypt]

You have a lot more speed than I do

But I notice a fuckton of openings to exploit in a PVP scenario

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1325306444194775061/ezgif-3-a488e7c2ab.gif

Stay back demon of the sword

[timid imp]

Andruw dont hurt m00 : (

we need him alive for polehammer clips

[remote crypt]

For now.

[plush sundial]

Can you use other side of the halberd

[thorny perch]

How do you guys move like arachnid? I always move like a slow moving tank

[plush sundial]

The hammer side infact

[remote crypt]

Hold shift @thorny perch

[timid imp]

hold shift

[thorny perch]

yes, you just gotta false edge it

[plush sundial]

H o w?

[timid imp]

magic

[plush sundial]

You mean like striking from below?

[thorny perch]

I do!!!! Its just that it carries my weight with momentum and doesnt feel like your guys clips

[thorny perch]

Nah, gotta hit them with the false edge

[remote crypt]

Interesting.

[plush sundial]

Hm I see

[thorny perch]

You guys move like arachnid while i feel like im moving like a tank

[timid imp]

wacking willie when he is down is very relaxing

[plush sundial]

I just charge at the enemy calculate then try to find an angle that I could strike them or if they are preparing to attack I would try to get their hands or try my best to parry

[plush sundial]

Or just sit there calculate and attack

[timid imp]

holy shift key and pay attention to lead foot

[thorny perch]

Ill try again tomorrow

https://tenor.com/view/kaamelott-arthur-claque-gauvain-gif-27392171

[timid imp]

im pretty sure you move into lead food so if its left one a and w key or d and s key to do rapid movements (i might be remembering wrong, i dont really pay attention to it anymore)

[remote crypt]

This actually went really well.

[timid imp]

i genuinely can't remember right now

[plush sundial]

Wille council

[remote crypt]

I also rarely "Charge'. Taptaptap

[timid imp]

yep

taptaptap is very good

[graceful imp]

2 spears #game-footage-🎮🎥 message

[timid imp]

i only charge in if i see an amazing opportunity

[plush sundial]

What does tap do?

[timid imp]

makes you do one step instead of just trying to walk

much more control over movement

[thorny perch]

I dont charge forward, i mostly try to shift my weight into one direction to gain maximum damage

[plush sundial]

Hm
cool new technique to try

[jolly gorge]

how tf you move like that

[thorny perch]

taptaptap

[remote crypt]

Watch my willie's back. You'll see my overlay.

[crude flower]

^

[remote crypt]

Stance = Shift. Stab = Alt.

it seems my first 60/120 needs to be focused on footwork.

[timid imp]

taptaptap is amazing

[remote crypt]

Little off-line movements go hard.

[jolly gorge]

I taptaptaped and I cut willie up so bad it crashed my game

[remote crypt]

General idea of aggressive fighting flow.

You have your center line, frontal. Then you can step off of that line to make them pivot or give yourself openings to attack.

[timid imp]

im very happy with this stab i got a while back

[mortal sonnet]

Your diagram is much cleaner than the one I made today lol

[remote crypt]

mine isn't a moveset it's just basic fighting lines. It's similar across all combat sports.

yours is nice af tho

[proven verge]

Should have cut my own arm off but it works

[mortal sonnet]

Thank you lmao, I was talking about theoretical polearm parries and I figured it’d be faster to draw it than explain it

[wispy ermine]

A few, but don't have any recorded that are so clean. I did circumcise this one tho c:

[remote crypt]

here's a brief footwork to watch + provocation/punish theory in action.

[remote crypt]

nice

[timid imp]

what sword is that

i kinda wanna try it out, looks like a nice one

[remote crypt]

One of the wider t5s

Its not a pointy boy so I can flick. Especially because I control my hands, not the weapon.

[proven verge]

Im....slowly enjoying first person more and more and i dont feel nice about it.

[timid imp]

2nd one is kinda funny

[proven verge]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-the-banana-ricky-berwick-eat-this-banana-eat-feeding-gif-16882766

[timid imp]

i love this sword

[proven verge]

Im not gonna lie. If i fucked up someone this bad and they kept coming I'd probably find a new profession.

[languid ocean]

i had a willie str8 up just stab and kill himself in the face by running into my sword

[proven verge]

Scalped him like a native

[inner hamlet]

Low npc damage ahh

[proven verge]

Its at default fam

Willie is just a monster sometimes

[remote crypt]

Someone said first person? Here's a clipfest.

[gaunt sapphire]

why do others have way smoother and faster gameplay than i do

sob

[proven verge]

Whats your settings at?

[gaunt sapphire]

medium

[inner hamlet]

Oh wow. I bet if he stabbed you like that you'd be dead. Sometimes this game is unfair

[remote crypt]

Plancon hours.

[proven verge]

Gore and blood? It makes a huge difference fps wise. Like i still cry that my polearm catch clip lagged cause I had it at high with high blood medium gore.

[inner hamlet]

Wait am I stupid? I thought that setting is called low npc damage (incoming damage from you) ? But it's for incoming damage from him

[gaunt sapphire]

goresome, i dont really change it

[languid ocean]

i have very smooth gameplay on single combat but terrible gameplay fps wise on small buhurt, carnage and those stuff that involve a lot of things

[ebon ermine]

what graphics are you using? and are you on dx11 or dx12?

[languid ocean]

maybe your issue is that youre playing multiwillie gamemodes

[languid ocean]

dx12 and high

[ebon ermine]

you can try lowering the graphics or switching to dx11, thats all i know

the game isnt very optimized so these type of issues are common

[languid ocean]

idk i dont even play the other gamemodes like the small buhurt, spoilance so on, mainly just unarmed combat or single combat

[ebon ermine]

well, if you dont plan on playing other gamemodes and your 1v1s you get good enough frames then its alr

do you have performance issues on other games too or is this only on halfsword?

because it might just be your pc. me personally i can run max graphics on dx12

[languid ocean]

i havent rly tried other graphics sec

epic graphics run somewhat nice but it goes bad after i hit them too many times resulting in blood or some

[proven verge]

Yee blood and gore eat up gpus

[languid ocean]

yea

i sliced a willies arm and a leg off but the arm is hanging on for no reason

[wispy ermine]

Sometimes they're just... built different, like fuck dude I just gave you 1/2 your gills WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING

[kind willow]

Hey guys

I might be dumb

[wheat fossil]

Music?

[kind willow]

but how do i kick

[proven verge]

Nah forreal, this was on default settings too. More me than him.

[proven verge]

Spacebar

[kind willow]

omg tysm

[wheat fossil]

What's the music in this clip?

[wispy ermine]

Was hunting it down in mine YT history, "Turjan Aylahn - Tanc a Lelek (Highfleet OST)"

[wispy ermine]

Ye, I just assume most of mine are because of how low I have NPC damage, but still, that one was just egregious with some of what puts him down at the same settings lol

[graceful horizon]

so where is this game gonna go?

is there gonna be like character customization or like a story

[proven verge]

#faq

[proven verge]

We will have weapon customization and loadouts soon. #work-in-progress

This is the last thing you ever see

[inner hamlet]

Chat what do you think of mordhau grip

Do we need it

[ebon ermine]

yes we fucking do

is that even a question

it definetly needs to get added, even one of the game that inspires half sword is mordhau so why not add a mordhau grip

[graceful horizon]

you know what Im fine that mods wont be officially supported

but a mod that would be awesome would be a Curta'n Wall soundtrack

[inner hamlet]

Who said they won't

If they add multiplayer it would make sense

Otherwise no

[graceful horizon]

idk

but still anyone else listen to Curta'n Wall?

[proven verge]

After a certain point polearms just become free kills.

[flat veldt]

My head theory for half sword lore is that some wizard discovered a cheaper alternative to a resurrection spell, which allows people to brutally inflict pain and suffering to eachothers without the fear of death

[zinc plinth]

how do you kick?

[main hare]

Press the spacebar

[warm void]

Is #1 berserk hater alive rn?

[thorny perch]

@worn heron are you okay

guess hes not alive angryeraser

[worn heron]

[warm void]

♥️❤️

[worn heron]

hruu

[warm void]

Good, school just ended.

[worn heron]

Heat

Time to play Halfsword then 💥

[maiden cipher]

Okay, y'all win. Enjoy 🙂

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1334421402769559562

Hope this is more fun for the people who prefer classical HEMA combat

[winter creek]

So is there any way to defend yourself or do anything while on the ground, or is it more of a pray the AI whiffs free shots situation while you do the slow process of standing up?

[maiden cipher]

Pray

Space bar will spasm you a little bit

Might be useful sometimes

[winter creek]

cool, will give that a go

going to be a game changer when devs add the ability to properly move your arms and weapon while on the ground

[maiden cipher]

looking around also moves your head, so you can kind of play whack a mole

But not really

[winter creek]

I've managed to awkwardly wiggle my arms to go turtle mode with big shields a few times but the controls arent really good enough to actively track an enemy weapon, just put a shield on top of you

[maiden cipher]

That drains the fuck out of your stamina which is a huge factor in you getting up

I would use that very sparingly

[copper pagoda]

whats yalls fav weapon to use

[signal wedge]

Axe bro that shi is so satisfying

Wbu

[copper pagoda]

yea the big 2 handed one is cool

I like longswords and the low tier axes

[maiden cipher]

Axe or Mace

[copper pagoda]

also on tier 5 the one with the shield and the axe I usally unequip the shield and only play with the axe its fun

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[copper pagoda]

to get early access navigate to my dms and give me your bank account info

[maiden cipher]

Trying to beat your own challenge can be a headache.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22yq54gZWlo

(I say that because I was killed by like 3 head injuries at the same time)

[floral scaffold]

just gave a few rounds a go and this feels... chaotic. controls are absolutely odd to my brain, and i love it. gonna take some time to get anywhere hear good tho xD

[maiden cipher]

I WASNT FUCKING RECORDING

ARE YOU KIDDING

[copper pagoda]

yea its hard at the start

[floral scaffold]

mostly just a new control style that i am entirely not used to. Took me so long to halfway figure out kingdom come 1's control system for combat... and this here feels a fair bit more complex due to its physics-ness

[copper pagoda]

I suggest watching youtube tutorials there is some great channels like heart over death and stridah's angels

[floral scaffold]

yeah, binging youtube now for it

[floral scaffold]

oh now that one's satisfyingly smooth...

[fast bramble]

I had this one earlier

[floral scaffold]

i definitiely need to reorder my desk to bet more mouse space...

[fast bramble]

I don't really use large mouse movements, my sensitivity is a bit up

Just my wrist and fingers

[floral scaffold]

i am used to 1600DPI and usually lower the game sensitivities to 0.7 of their default. usually treats me well... bight have to rethink that here...

[covert onyx]

kinda just asking, where is the settings file for half sword? i wanna manually cahnge settings isntead of using the ingame presets

[worn heron]

if you check the most recent pinned message here, it should include all of the file locations. It may be under "versiontest54" instead of halfsword

not sure what sorta things you'll actually be able to tweak from there

[covert onyx]

just a few settings so it doesent look so blurry under low gfx

like, keep resolution scale at 100 but everything at low

also the only thing i request from the old versions of half sword is that blood stays inbetween fights longer than just a few rounds

just a single toggle that decides if it happens or not

[copper pagoda]

someone needs to start a half sword wiki

[dusky tiger]

just scored a headshot with a thrown dagger and I am inordinately proud
#game-footage-🎮🎥 message

[maiden cipher]

That's sexy as fuck

In case anyone hasn't heard, I made a new challenge that addresses the main criticisms of the old challenge. If you have heard, I have made some adjustments since then. If anyone has any notes or feedback, I am all ears on this one.

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1334421402769559562

[copper pagoda]

assasins creed type kill'

[winter wasp]

Absolute delicacy of a clip

[dusky tiger]

it's a one in a thousand shot

[winter wasp]

Would've been amazing if it stayed lodged in there

[dusky tiger]

I've yet to achieve that, but I'll keep throwing

[maiden cipher]

Pick it up and throw it again lmao

[winter wasp]

That's already a pretty perfect throw but it would've defo added to the cinematic aspect of it

[dusky tiger]

definitely. it must've hit with the pommel or something, KO'd him instead of killing him

does anyone else like to roleplay their wounds persisting between bouts? if I lose a hand but win, I fight one-handed in the next bout

this resulted in my favorite mace kill of all time, which I also clipped

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message

[covert onyx]

fighting with your fists is so fun

occasionally becoming one punch man

[lost wagon]

I love fisting

[covert onyx]

ayo

[lost wagon]

what

i love fisting

[covert onyx]

occasionally i go into spoilerace
and just beat the shit out of whoever goes for me first

[honest marsh]

can Willie get some thoughts and prayers? 🙏

practicing the tail guard

not great against polearms, or at least im not using it with very success against them

skill issue, possibly

however, long point is alr

[copper pagoda]

you either have insane sense or you use your mose very agressively

[fierce umbra]

one handing longswords is kinda hard

[honest marsh]

how dare u

[fierce umbra]

m2 on swords just counters polearms most of the time

[honest marsh]

what about active parries? you gotta use those too

[fierce umbra]

this is so nasty

[honest marsh]

why do you have a longsword and they have a sickle lol

unfair

[fierce umbra]

parries work too but i just counter polearms with m2 if they even dare to lift it high enough

[honest marsh]

yeah best you can do against them is get close, but if willies were smart (which they will be eventually) they wouldnt let you, which is why is good to get ahead and practice parrying them, imo

[fierce umbra]

im doing it when im one tap hp

and they have the lowest npc damage

[jolly gorge]

farmer axe go vvrrrrrrrrrr

[surreal niche]

is it just me that npcs dont know how to use blunt weapons at all

[cursive fjord]

Is it because they swing them like swords?

[surreal niche]

yea

[jolly gorge]

idk mace dudes fuck me up sometimes they just swing too slow

they do plenty of damage

[surreal niche]

you just hug them with some sharp object and basically theyre free

[jolly gorge]

i just want an endless mode smh

[surreal niche]

i want an endless stream of very cuttable naked willies

[radiant glacier]

i just now thought about grabbing them from behind then using the dagger to get under their armpits, but instead my silly little rock brain would always try to grab from the front where they can still kick you

[surreal niche]

slow mode would also be very useful for practicing swift mauvers

[wind charm]

fr, I just got this game and I can't move it

it is the too slow

[radiant glacier]

which of the blunt one handers is the most consistent in dealing damage?

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[radiant glacier]

No willie I’m not asking about access..

[nimble oasis]

hi

[rotund kayak]

lol

[sweet bluff]

He wants more people to come beat him up

[languid lance]

SLAAAM

[supple crystal]

mood tbh

[tulip spire]

how come my opponents during buhurt SOMETIMES fight eachother and SOMETIMES dont?

what's with that?

[tender quest]

It's ok, we all gotta start somewhere

[clear herald]

quick question, why cant i upload videos? Do I have to have nitro or something?

[sour galleon]

is it just me, or do i like the impacting on the itch io version more than any other version?

[tough yew]

you don't, you just need to talk here and gain over two levels to post videos, shouldn't take too long

[clear herald]

🙃 thx

[bitter hemlock]

Can someone please help me with updating the game?
I've been playing the game for a couple of months now but i see everyone posting clips that show the game outside and in daylight. In my version of the game im in a dark place with loot and waves of enemies. How do i get the version of the game that you people play in?

[sour galleon]

you have a complete different version

[bitter hemlock]

I have it downloaded on steam, it doesnt say that i can update it there

[tough yew]

you can request the playtest and gain access immediately

[bitter hemlock]

How do i do that?

[sour galleon]

go in the steam shop

[tough yew]

by the steam page

[sour galleon]

type Half sword

once your in the half sword page, scroll down a bit, until you see a green button that says "request access "

click on it and there u go

[bitter hemlock]

Ooooo ive found it!

[sour galleon]

nice

now u got the bright sunny updated version

[bitter hemlock]

So now i will get the outside

[sour galleon]

yes

just know that they are 2 completely different games

[bitter hemlock]

Yippii 🎉.
Thanks alot mutch

[sour galleon]

1 game is the dark (Half sword Demo) and the other is bright (Half sword Playtest)

[sour galleon]

np

[bitter hemlock]

Ooo i didnt knew it

Now i know

[sour galleon]

yeah its easy to mess up

[bitter hemlock]

Haha yess

[sour galleon]

im the kind of guy to scroll down on every game so i cant relate

[thorny perch]

Rat

[bitter hemlock]

I bearly know how to use a computer haha! 😂

[sour galleon]

lol

[molten echo]

okay why tf are willies arms so stiff

I cant grab a helmet

[gray latch]

check out my little short film yall! any love is appreciated!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QXYP8zhRgs&feature=youtu.be

[terse sluice]

I like how most of the shealds and stuff are real life coats of arms

I see the one for the Kingdom of england a lot

[molten echo]

why the fuck is he doing THIs when I try to grab with that hand

THERES NOTHING BEHIND YE YOU FUCK

and also his bones still stick out

[thorny perch]

This is just visual bug

[cyan lily]

guys i got out of the map

[molten echo]

hes fucked

[cyan lily]

type shi

[molten echo]

I somehow managed to injure him without getting hit once

is there a name for this move?

no shoulder protection? too bad

[weak comet]

What tier does the 'brave stand' game mode start at, need to feel good today

[molten echo]

8 I believe

[thorny perch]

Die

[weak comet]

I thought it might be only the top tier, time to get out the greatsword!

[molten echo]

never give me an opening

dunno how I managed to slash his back by halfswording but Ill take it

[wary tiger]

I hope they make thrusting easier also does anyone know how to not have your camera move up and down so much in fp

[wary tiger]

Turn your sensitivity to max and swing the halberd around randomly to do this too

Reply to the text btw not the image

[molten echo]

too close to parry? no problem, just parry the arm instead

hes lucky hes wearing chain

[wary tiger]

Stabby stab with half sword

[molten echo]

umm

so I won by pushing my sword against his

but lost an arm

[wary tiger]

looks like he's gonna stack whacking his armor with his sword just to torture him

[molten echo]

disarming is cool

cant do much with your little dagger can ya

[woven shadow]

Whats wrong with your music

[molten echo]

holy shit

I just sliced Willie's head by pushing him against the fence while halfswording his face

that was fucking brutal holy bananas

[sweet bluff]

He'll be fine

[hasty blade]

fighting with a selfie stick 🔥

[magic shell]

Have they upped cutting/slashing damage?

[molten echo]

holy shit I just parried as I unsheathed my sword

[little verge]

[One Week on the poll](#1332137043819495555 message)

[wary tiger]

Record videos

[remote crypt]

🫃

[molten echo]

too laggy

[little verge]

[remote crypt]

I fucking wheezd

[wary tiger]

You could turn down the graphics

[molten echo]

looks shit

[wary tiger]

I just turn down shadows

[remote crypt]

Gooder pc necessary?

[wary tiger]

Cause I don't care about shadows unless there's cool level but rn it's only a arena

[molten echo]

best I can do

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[jolly gorge]

walking into someones shield at 1km/h should NOT ko you instantly

[flint hamlet]

did not expected dude to become a car and knock me out .-.

[sweet bluff]

Idk the characters In this game are wild with how harsh they move themselves

[sweet bluff]

If you were 1 step to the side you could have rode him around

[jolly gorge]

you could sprint at max speed irl, which is well over willy speed, at a shield, and you would not be knocked out

[flint hamlet]

yesss 🤣

he surprised me

[jolly gorge]

yeah shields do a stupid amount of blunt dmg

shield and mace sets become easier if you forget to use the mace

[supple cedar]

[dusty osprey]

there is, of course, Alt+ mouse move, but you can sort of "shortcut" thrust by double clicking and holding on the second click

[stark moss]

mordschlag when

[stark moss]

hes overreacting

[glass trench]

i didnt realise how much better low sens makes you

i couldnt hit anything like my weapon was going everywhere BUT willie

[nimble trench]

just won 35 fist fights in a row but why does this skinny mfk i play as has the cardio of a 53 year old smoker my god

[glass trench]

i sure do love when my sword slices straight through metal

[stark moss]

willie has the stamina of a goldffish

i wish you could break bones by doing grapples

[nimble trench]

i am 3 time bigger then willie and i can swing and do full on shadow boxing for thousand times longer then that mfk

[stark moss]

willie smoking allegations

[nimble trench]

ong

[glass trench]

willie is a moral non smoker man i bet if you put willie in a suit and put some grease on his bald head he'll look like the most sophisticated man itw

he just has businessman stamina which is nothing

[stark moss]

i just cut some dude's leg off without swinging

[nimble trench]

he looks like skinny joe rogan

[glass trench]

willie has a podcast now

[stark moss]

this is george organ

[nimble trench]

and is a good comedian and comentator of local fist fights

[stark moss]

i crescent kicked...
into the enemy's sword.

[glass trench]

theres so many willies i dont know which one to choose

willie lore is he came out of his house one day and another willie came along and killed him so willie got revived and then woke up in the demo area in darkness tryna fight his way out and then once he came out he became willie rogan and was a commentator for local fist fights at the market and a great comedian

[nimble trench]

netflix sign this mfk

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[glass trench]

Willie Rogan: My Story

[nimble trench]

oh

i cant send gifs im a low rank

[glass trench]

aw shux

[nimble trench]

absolute cinema gif

[stark moss]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[glass trench]

absolutely beautiful

then willie gets put in video games like elden ring and dark souls and even the weird one genshin impact

Willie, Harbringer Of Doom

willie - chan!

[nimble trench]

Williest of them all

[stark moss]

willie's will

[nimble trench]

i lowkey go into fist fights and make a career and try to get a good record, just wish willie would start doing some cardio and learned how to stand up

[glass trench]

i just wish willie could punch straight

[stark moss]

yea its literally in the fist fight icon

[nimble trench]

give this mfk 3 amateur kick boxing classes and its over

[glass trench]

i got the game thinking id get some cinematic fist fights but soon after all i seen was 6 year olds throwing hands at eachother

[timid imp]

they are possible just kinda difficult

[sweet bluff]

if you charge with your fist does that not punch straight

[glass trench]

yeah you have to throw em slowly

and hard

[tender quest]

you get out what you put into the game, if you flail about then thats how it'll be

[nimble trench]

nah lowkey you can clinch and throw some good spinning kicks and shit i love to do that but only throwing hooks isnt it

[glass trench]

that is unfortunately thrusting with your fist and id personally say thats more like fisting

[sweet bluff]

fair

[jolly gorge]

i mean to a degree the physics is a little goofy

[sweet bluff]

I just cant imagine how you can develop straight punches with the current mouse combat system

[glass trench]

weww yeuh goofwy fwysiks is so fwuny

[nimble trench]

vros gaving a strok

[echo mango]

oh god help me

[glass trench]

yes i mean you kinda can if u try

[jolly gorge]

that's the appeal for a good chunk of the player base i can assure you

[nimble trench]

the dream

[glass trench]

how did you get so much willies in that small box

[tender quest]

felt that one, he kept that mace in so tight i missed it XD

[echo mango]

they have me surrounded

[glass trench]

after effect of dismembering willie

[glass trench]

willie multiplies

[sweet bluff]

the main draw for me was the movement for sure, feels so free and open compared to most sword combat stuff

[glass trench]

im playing this while my vr is broken

its the closest i can get to free movement...

[sweet bluff]

its basically vr on flatscreen isnt it lol

this game would translate really well tbh

[echo mango]

Because it's the secret war mode

[jolly gorge]

it is pretty similar to blade and sorcery

[sweet bluff]

2 fps inbound

[timid imp]

oof

[glass trench]

i couldnt take that much willies at once

[timid imp]

was this done with trainer mod?

[glass trench]

lily philips can though

[jolly gorge]

am very strong

[molten echo]

one quick pull and hes dead

[echo mango]

yes, you have to spawn them in really slow mode and spam it so they all spawn at once so it doesn't crash when u spawn them individually

[glass trench]

have you tried... this one?

[echo mango]

now THIS is brave stand

[glass trench]

wait trainer works in playtest?

[echo mango]

yes

[glass trench]

since WHEN

[jolly gorge]

u mean his willy?

[molten echo]

see, dead

[timid imp]

updated version

[echo mango]

since like early january

[jolly gorge]

willie's willy

[glass trench]

bonnie blue likes all the willies in the boxes

[tender quest]

ZOUNDS

[molten echo]

I feel like halfsword hooking is the best strat against armored enemies

[jolly gorge]

that's what i say when i splode

[glass trench]

i put myself through hell - i turned npc and player damage down to 0 and then played top class

[jolly gorge]

that does sound miserable

[molten echo]

dude just give up, you're as good as dead with all that blood spilling out of your fucking neck

[jolly gorge]

i sweeped the mf leg

swept?

[timid imp]

this sword is very hard to use

[glass trench]

buyudioyh

[timid imp]

not sure what tf this fight even was but i won i guess

[molten echo]

holy shit I destroyed his armor

[glass trench]

what weapon was used

[molten echo]

longsword

[timid imp]

longsword best sword

[glass trench]

unless full armour

woo im ranked

wow

hear me out

[molten echo]

and again

[glass trench]

what if evolution for humans was the process of being a willie and THEN being a human

no monkeys involved

omg this explains why everybody in the game is WILLIE because hte organisms arent human yet

SCIENCE

[frigid quiver]

this game is so fun.

[winter wasp]

Couldn't recognize what i was looking at for a solid sec there

Really messed him up

[timid imp]

i still can't tbh

what is it ?

[frigid quiver]

I only started playing a couple weeks ago. And the more I play it, the more I can't stop playing it

[winter wasp]

Looks like the neck part, if i had to assume

[molten echo]

that would correct

[winter wasp]

[molten echo]

whats the best strat against shields and armor? halfsword hooking

[winter wasp]

It really is just satisfying to half-sword a shield guy to death in one swift move

Though i am biased since i despise all shield Willies with a passion

[molten echo]

so do I

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/tea-sam-winchester-jared-padalecki-supernatural-gif-14288533

Been practicing throws for the hellz of it

When the first one doesn't work out, i'll just kick him down and retry

[timid imp]

ow

[winter wasp]

Loving the more close range ones

[remote crypt]

Throws are fun

I use them occasionally.

[winter wasp]

Usually use them when i'm messing around

Very fun indeed

Surprised how paulbangtan hasn't immediatly rosen up from the dead as soon as throws are mentioned, he practices them most

My god.

[molten echo]

really fucked him up there didnt I... wow.

[winter wasp]

True, made him spill a little smth there

[molten echo]

thats fucked

[winter wasp]

Just realised that's his jaw

If it weren't for the close up i really would have just thought that was something on the inside

[molten echo]

JUST realized?

[winter wasp]

yup

[remote crypt]

He is a sexy mf

[winter wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1319058576014180458/InShot_20241219_084557289.gif

[molten echo]

okay why the FUCK AM I STUCK IN PHOTO MODE

[molten echo]

looks like I got his kidneys

[frigid quiver]

ouch. I always think how bad this would be if this was compatible with haptic feedback suits XD

[molten echo]

a shock to the kidneys would hurt like hell

[frigid quiver]

I have been hit in the kidney. Not penetrated by anything. But it was unbelievably painful

I think My friend hit me with a thick and large stick to the kidney. So painful

[winter wasp]

Haptic feedback suits and Half-Sword is a horrifying combo.
Would be epic

[frigid quiver]

Epicly painful.

[winter wasp]

For the true gamers out there

[molten echo]

should I pull it all the way through?

[winter wasp]

Does he consent?

[frigid quiver]

Well. he is gonna die anyway. go ahead 😄

[frigid quiver]

bruh 🤣

[winter wasp]

Don't know if maybe i've had a couple less hours of sleep than i should've or not, but that pommel is reminding me of a marshmallow right now.

[frigid quiver]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. Jit Trippin

[frigid quiver]

he just asleep

[glass trench]

yes ughhhhhh

[molten echo]

hes so dead

DUDE JUST GIVE UP

[frigid quiver]

FINSIH HIM!

[molten echo]

HE STILL HASNT GIVEN UP

oh this is gonna hurt...

[grave aurora]

did they stealth update the playtest and make the player take 200% damage with default settings

i KNOW im not throwing his hard

[molten echo]

well this got him to give up

[grave aurora]

https://files.catbox.moe/1kqggf.mp4

[frigid quiver]

XD

[fast bramble]

It seems the latest updates broke changing settings manually like that, I wanted to have 100% resolution scaling on High but when I edit the file it just resets all the settings to low when I start the game.

[fallow dune]

just found out I now have 100+ hours on the playtest. Yipeeeee!!!!

[molten echo]

AYOOOOOO MUSCLES?!

[ocean galleon]

willie looking a lil different there

[fallow dune]

is that supposed to be half sword or some different game?

[mortal sonnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1306038290968739870/1334393097567735838/WillieMog.mp4?ex=679d06aa&is=679bb52a&hm=657f60881c9710ebf8a5606415587023fe70122de1a66e8548751a84755524fd&

Willie been looksmaxxing

[fallow dune]

i love playing with my willie, he's such a cool guy

[mortal sonnet]

I wonder how making our Willie thicker/thinner and longer/shorter will change how we move

[left plank]

does anyone know how to enter the duel arena?

[thorny perch]

apply for the playtest on steam

[winter wasp]

I have never felt more intensely death stared at in my life until now

Keep it going

[left plank]

o

thanks

[idle crane]

Who the fuck is this

[winter wasp]

On a more serious note, if HS is actually getting Height and Weight modification, i'll be so for it.
Been talking about how fun that would be for a while and how the variety would just be nice to have and contribute to realism.

[light garnet]

billie

[brazen light]

wheelie

[winter wasp]

Willie's long lost brother

[trim herald]

when saber

[dawn sparrow]

philly

[fast bramble]

The censor bar implies that Willie is getting a Willie

[idle crane]

Im not putting it past them to put it there just for the memes

[fast bramble]

Lmfao

Also I'm not gonna lie that has to be some of the best weight slider adjustmenting (at least for muscle) I've ever seen in a game

Usually it just makes your character thicker with no definition

[brazen light]

took a selfie with willie

[idle crane]

oo the gothic plate is on dispaly again

[fast bramble]

They know what the people really want

[brazen light]

a smooch on the forehead

wtf kinda karate stance is that

[winter wasp]

This stance doesn't look all too ordinary either

[brazen light]

AYO WTF

[winter wasp]

Can't quite put my finger on it

[brazen light]

ARE U A BREAKDANCER OR SOMETHING

[winter wasp]

Possibly

[fluid maple]

kung fu update, hell yeah

[brazen light]

then im a ballerina

[winter wasp]

Went a little breakdancing when i died

little outro dance

[fluid maple]

Also why does Willie look drunk most the time? With the red, blushy face

[brazen light]

thats some cinematic shit

a roundhouse kick to the ribs

MMMMM

[winter wasp]

Any kick of any kind is a lovely kick in my book

especially roundhouses

[brazen light]

fr

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1332844176756183204/InShot_20250126_094619991.gif

[brazen light]

LOL

[winter wasp]

Was wondering when that gif was gonna come out

Felt it loaded

[brazen light]

moments before a disaster

[winter wasp]

I can almost predict the sounds that are gonna come from that

[brazen light]

splash

called it

[winter wasp]

Saw the red spot on his ear and i straight up thought you took it off for a second

Would've been crazy.

[brazen light]

he doesnt know yet

[brazen light]

fr

[brazen light]

AYO

[winter wasp]

Been also indulging in some kicks again

[brazen light]

vro might be a lil angy

[winter wasp]

He's just coughing

Interesting situation

2 hands and one foot on him

[brazen light]

tomato

[tough yew]

ITS FRANK

[winter wasp]

🍅

[brazen light]

GOD DAMN

[winter wasp]

Caught his eye in the light there a little, makes him look all angelic

[brazen light]

one punch

[tough yew]

this goes so fucking hard

[winter wasp]

Wonder if you can actually visit that too, or if it's just separate and only visible when in the customization menu

Does go hard, ngl

[tough yew]

it seems like its one of the many unreleased arena maps

[brazen light]

i traumatized vro 😭

[tough yew]

you could see it aswell on the convergence trailler

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[valid summit]

Why does Willie look like that in the wip thing

[winter wasp]

Oh yeah, the map in the trailer looked absolutely bonkers

[delicate harbor]

There gonna be dicks in the full game?

[inner hamlet]

Can't play as a fatass smh

[distant hazel]

Why does the blackbar exist.

[untold tangle]

dick update

[paper zephyr]

why is there wiener in wip

[brazen light]

WILLIE JR!??!?!?!

[stoic ginkgo]

Penis slider when

[tough yew]

franky

[uncut lichen]

they added a peenar

[delicate harbor]

Lmao

[distant hazel]

NO...

[slate ingot]

This looks very nice, will the face be customisable?

[valid summit]

Ah

[coarse viper]

iS IT PVP OR pve ?

[tardy goblet]

when will we get the scyth man!!

[distant hazel]

Oh no... this is bad.

[uncut lichen]

willie playing with his willie...

[modern salmon]

OMG we got the half-sword genitalia update before gta6

[remote palm]

physics based genitals

[lament wraith]

holy shit, cock update

[modest estuary]

making willie look like kellog from fallout 4 😭

[coarse viper]

Didnt understand if it was computer or real players

[rich citrus]

Oh my hod

[distant hazel]

They're adding Willie

[rich citrus]

IMAGINE CUTTING SOMEONS DICK OFF😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

[paper zephyr]

cpu

[hidden kettle]

Willie penis

[dusky grotto]

There should be a weiner fight where the only weapon is a bonder

[uncut lichen]

😭

[gusty summit]

Willie looks so tired

[dusty osprey]

BUT CAN THE WILLIE BE CUSTOMIZED

[winter wasp]

Though what i wondered (in a better worded way) was if you go there yourself and it puts you in that menu or if you just click smth and you're there instantly.

[muted dew]

Guess I lost a discussion from a couple days ago huh

[pine summit]

istg if there isnt a censorship option

[livid monolith]

Willie is back from Vietnam

[hidden kettle]

penis update

[distant hazel]

That black bar HAS to be a troll PLEASE.

[rich citrus]

CAN WILLIES WILLIE BE CUT OFF

[valid summit]

It’s not Willie

[brazen light]

HELL YEAH

[distant hazel]

PLEASE TELL ME THE BAR IS THERE JUST FOR THE MEME.

[dusky drift]

New Willie

[paper zephyr]

thats not willie thats bob

[rich citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278551183027605564/1333936707636166686/attachment.gif

[little violet]

Im hoping the bar is just always there

[dusty osprey]

i suppose that, now that i mention it, youy coulld always use swords to customise his willie in-game

[rich citrus]

I want to see willies dick and flickergoon to it while its cut off on the floor

[dusky grotto]

Plancon to the willie

[stoic ginkgo]

Circumcision update

[dusty osprey]

no, we need a flapping man-weasel

[worn scroll]

Sex update?

[winter wasp]

Also, oh my god, this chat is popping off.
A Few seconds ago there were only like three people talking in here

[brazen light]

WTF

[prisma stag]

📏

[timid imp]

🙂

[rich citrus]

dwbt

[distant hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/gohan-crying-gohan-cry-dragnballgt-screaming-gif-3890117968380819807

[dusty osprey]

Willie update gonna do that

[paper zephyr]

wiener update hit the towers

[modern salmon]

i hope it has jiggle physics

[rich citrus]

IMAGINE IF IF

FEMALE BOOBIES

[stoic ginkgo]

Helicopter mechanics

[distant hazel]

No

[gusty summit]

Nico

[winter wasp]

True, the ultimate bringer of people

[modern salmon]

A flying willie

[dusky grotto]

What next? Catgirls in Half Sword?

[gentle atlas]

are we going to get online mode eventually?

[distant hazel]

They made it VERY clear they wont be adding women.

Thankfully.

[winter wasp]

Most important update ever

[rich citrus]

good thing im gay

[serene fox]

is willie finally getting a willie 💔

[brazen light]

epic

[stoic ginkgo]

Gex only

[lapis saffron]

ngl I hope there is cock physics so that when I win a fight, I can turky slap them lol

[gusty summit]

Willie finally had eyebrows

[brazen light]

say gex

[rich citrus]

LOLLL

[modern salmon]

its next-gen this game might be tripel A now

[errant sluice]

Can't wait for tge early acces! Any info on when it's coming?

[dusky grotto]

I wanna see a cocks only gamemode

[valid summit]

Only Willie’s Willie

[brazen light]

the dickslap will be INSANE

[cloud sand]

nah bro am i the only one shocked by the face of the new willieM

[lapis saffron]

W

[pine summit]

reading this has taught me to never interface with this community

[lapis saffron]

lol

[dusky grotto]

Death by willies

[lapis saffron]

lol

[serene fox]

you are missing out

[jolly gorge]

dwarf patchie 😍

[stoic ginkgo]

Jousting

[misty hill]

the wip is censored or the game censored it?

[fast bramble]

When they've initially shown off other WIP stuff like the gore they had other placeholder characters for it, so I imagine we'll still have Willie

[cloud sand]

hope its juste the wip

[winter wasp]

You're making me wanna play more HS but i've already played all day.
The ultimate conundrum

[brazen light]

jerkmate ranked

[valid summit]

Chat why are we obsessed with Willie’s Willie

[misty hill]

balls update

[stoic ginkgo]

Jealousy

[brazen light]

holy shit

[lapis saffron]

yes

[gusty summit]

Physics based willies

[brazen light]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[misty hill]

i was hoping we can custom willie strenght, finally

[void dragon]

willie has a willy

[brazen light]

BRO JUST KEEPS ON TRYING OMG

[misty hill]

we can cut it?

[modern salmon]

Imagine slapping a guy to death with Willies williy physics

[winter wasp]

Playing with my Willie

[brazen light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1332844176756183204/InShot_20250126_094619991.gif

[astral adder]

Yeah where's the dick length slider

[misty hill]

thats a yes

[lapis saffron]

it is currently 4:00am where I am, and I'm sitting he drunk af talking about willies cock and balls. I'm going to bed and thinking about my actions.

[lapis saffron]

lol

[safe nacelle]

how can i get half sword multiplayer and that thing to change the height and weight?

[gusty summit]

Finally a flail has been added

[brazen light]

delete system32 folder

[astral adder]

Mp isn't coming anytime soon

[serene fox]

1. no multiplayer
2. not released

[brazen light]

hope this helps!

[modern salmon]

Best update in a century

[gusty summit]

Multiplayer is close on the roadmap

[winter wasp]

And you will wake up a wiser man for it, educated in the art of Willie's absolutely massive package

[safe nacelle]

hahaha

[astral adder]

When are half sword devs gonna add fent to the game

[stoic ginkgo]

Willie only plays with himself

[winter wasp]

Fent-Sword

[timid imp]

mace fun

[safe nacelle]

when are the updates gon be released?

[brazen light]

half sword SEX update

[valid summit]

Uhhh incorrect

[serene fox]

when it's ready