halfsword-chat-⚔

[remote crypt]

Daredevil didnt realize he had a sword

[soft osprey]

Lmfao I didn’t even catch that

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-daredevil-charlie-cox-gif-8038668

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-angry-cat-angry-kitten-violence-violent-cat-gif-1754975238705756693

[remote crypt]

literally m00 with barbute

[soft osprey]

Then post it in #1263248218297339915

[ebon ermine]

barbute on barbute action

[timid imp]

jesus christ m00

[chilly moth]

[chilly moth]

go first person bro

[ebon ermine]

no 🔥 🔥 🔥

[thorny perch]

What, did i just see hell?

[ebon ermine]

thats first person barbute for ya

[minor garden]

lmao

@ebon ermine btw do I know you

you know me but i don't know you

[ebon ermine]

it was a joke lmao there's a character in skyrim named sven

[thorny perch]

Whos sven

[chilly moth]

does the barbute tiers have brave stand

[ebon ermine]

sven

[timid imp]

whos sven

[minor garden]

me

[thorny perch]

Fak u sven

[soft osprey]

All my homies hate Sven

[timid imp]

😭

[soft osprey]

In Skyrim

[remote crypt]

No

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/clip/Ugkx3E9vLPQkcsxmCGiwjkWCobSx3zCj_0aX

[thorny perch]

m00 is such a cool gamer

[ebon ermine]

i mean true

who likes sven anyway

i cannot think of a single moment in all of skyrim where sven was useful besides getting a companion that isnt even him 💀 💀

[remote crypt]

I agree

He isn't shackled by anxiety or the fact that they made a tutorial that covers basics in less time than it takes stridah to do an intro

But didnt realize they did and thought they yapped more.

@wind charm 👀 you know who I'm talking about

[wind charm]

only if there was a 14 minute video explaining how to do an overhead...

[minor garden]

hear me out, handgonne but you only have one shot

[ebon ermine]

hand cannon would go hard asf

[minor garden]

untill you miss

and you only have 1 shot

[remote crypt]

I know

[minor garden]

and now you have shittier club

[maiden cipher]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSG91dwDdMc

[ebon ermine]

the last thing the npc sees before getting blasted into oblivion:

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-beast-gohan-gohan-makkankosappo-special-beam-canon-gif-5727363664039662594

[fierce wedge]

shielders are braver than most types of willie
they put up their fists when cornered without a weapon, they dont simply surrender

[sweet bluff]

what a progression

[minor garden]

hay is it possible to win by bitch slap people to deat

[ebon ermine]

yeah because they're stupid and think they can win

[thorny perch]

Yes

[glass orbit]

How do we make it so we fight players

[fierce wedge]

you discovered a entire fighting style, using only your left hand, with a gauntlet, can create a artillery cannon

[glass orbit]

Not Npcs

[ebon ermine]

that doesnt exist and will not exist until after the full game release

[timid imp]

show him the shorter one

[glass orbit]

Cant u just turn NPC damage all the way up

[fierce wedge]

depends if he means split-screen or not, since split-screen is being considered

[ebon ermine]

multiplayer is being considered, just after the full game release

[minor garden]

DAYUM BRO SHOW HIM WHATS GOOD

[ebon ermine]

this one wasnt a kill but pretty funny

mf think he can run up to me with a sword and not catch fists

[minor garden]

bro donezo

[left trail]

https://youtu.be/XeucT_5EBKI?si=BZClgVuKYIHxtHyb

[glass orbit]

Do y’all have NPC damage all the way up or is it default

[ebon ermine]

just use default

dont change it

[rich vigil]

are there any mods that allows you to set checkpoints in the half sword demo?

[ebon ermine]

no

[timid imp]

i turned both sliders up a bit

[rich vigil]

so theres no way to do that?

[glass orbit]

U could easily hit world records

[ebon ermine]

no

[timid imp]

nah im terrible at this game

[ebon ermine]

bully shielders

[wind charm]

This is the best settings for the

[ebon ermine]

did you eat the sliders

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/mmhmm-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-gif-17862990

[timid imp]

happy with this one

[stark pulsar]

we got nooone down tn to do fists until you get to the top tourney?

[timid imp]

he left his neck open so i took it : )

[vast ridge]

Bro i just encountered headbutting. it worked immediately.

[ebon ermine]

nice hit :)

[glass orbit]

I put mine on half

[ebon ermine]

well yeah its effective

[glass orbit]

And when I put my damage to NPC at 0 I cut a dudes body in half and he was still fighting me

[stark pulsar]

surely someone is dowb

[thorny perch]

https://imgur.com/PINv3pA

[glass orbit]

I cut his head three times and he’s still alive

[stark pulsar]

down*

[timid imp]

saw his side open, prolly shoulda waited for better opening but i took the one i saw

[left trail]

how y’all think of this? https://youtu.be/XeucT_5EBKI?si=BZClgVuKYIHxtHyb

[stark pulsar]

so thats a no? you guys gotta be kidding

my god

[timid imp]

goofy

[left trail]

lol

[stark pulsar]

im crying too

why not

[vast ridge]

that ending was wild

[ebon ermine]

he parried me the entire time so i had to get revenge

[timid imp]

i fumbled that so much

[ebon ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perm-bad-piggies-drip-gif-23469521

[stark pulsar]

what is this

[soft osprey]

An image perm flex

[ebon ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/916755968971386965/1333636668175028374/caption.gif

[timid imp]

chat has anyone used sword and buckler?

any advice for it ?

[stark pulsar]

why the heck not

[ebon ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/no-image-perm-nostalgia-critic-jambanreborn-gif-19193919

[stark pulsar]

not one man here is down?

[timid imp]

im stabbing willies

[stark pulsar]

cmon rat you dont to get in a little competition?

[little verge]

Sweet.

[ebon ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/perms-image-no-discord-squidward-gif-22547075

[timid imp]

nah im chillin

[stark pulsar]

youll prob fuck me up anyway

[soft osprey]

He’s a rat

[little verge]

Single player game.

[ebon ermine]

no YOU'RE a rat

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-card-uno-uno-cards-gif-13032597

[soft osprey]

🙁

[vast ridge]

THE RAT*

[fierce wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1257325718015049759/sha_sha1-ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[ebon ermine]

im sorry 😔

[timid imp]

this is true

[soft osprey]

This is you

[timid imp]

i can confirm this is also true

[soft osprey]

That’s what you look like

[stark pulsar]

literally none of you is insane

[stark pulsar]

damn guys

[soft osprey]

I’m sorry milk man

[ebon ermine]

trust me we are

[timid imp]

im sorry milkman : (

[stark pulsar]

0/10 community

[ebon ermine]

sorry father

[stark pulsar]

soft

[soft osprey]

THATS where I draw the LINE! we are CLEARLY 1/10

[timid imp]

in this community we bully willie and then post clips of it to brag

[jagged jasper]

someone should make a mod for halfsword to run better without making it look like poop

[ebon ermine]

are you looking to get your balls removed

[little verge]

420/69

[stark pulsar]

okay fine 2/10

[timid imp]

give us 3

we are 3/10

[jagged jasper]

people playground

[timid imp]

fun game

[ebon ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-ltg-mods-low-tier-god-mods-balls-gif-6304382572771063267

[jagged jasper]

true

[stark pulsar]

why not do a tourney boys

i dont get it

lets send it

jesus christ

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/daaninator-daaninator-mlg-mlg-gif-21548749

[soft osprey]

Jesus has nothing to do with this milk man, only Willie

[remote crypt]

0.5/10

No nude willie (Sarcasm)

[soft osprey]

You said you want a nude Willie?

[ebon ermine]

give us 3/10 and i'll tell the mods to return your balls

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/lepconn-cheers-good-game-gg-dark-and-darker-gif-904617637834941461

[stark pulsar]

lol

[remote crypt]

[timid imp]

ok ill bite, how does it work, do we gotta fight a bunch of willies or something?

[remote crypt]

Where are his balls?

[timid imp]

cause multiplayer isnt a thing

[ebon ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1041527577036214333/1333647297619169351/caption.gif

[soft osprey]

I stole them

[timid imp]

or is this not in half sword?

[stark pulsar]

yeah im fuckin aware

nah i mean

[soft osprey]

Nothing to see here

[remote crypt]

wow

[stark pulsar]

idk open to ideas

[timid imp]

dont swear

its against the rules man

[soft osprey]

I…didn’t. Proof?

[ebon ermine]

Why yes i indeed am quite undoubtedly aware of this dire situation my good sir*

[timid imp]

this is correct

[remote crypt]

Apparently when I was exporting a video. It exported a 1.1gb gif too.

[stark pulsar]

why not get in the chat

[ebon ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-ltg-mods-low-tier-god-mods-balls-gif-6304382572771063267

[stark pulsar]

you win a fistfight and then you move ob

on

[rich vigil]

have they said anything about adding the same gamemode thats in the demo to playtest?

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[stark pulsar]

if you die youre out

[timid imp]

hm

[ebon ermine]

i dont think that gamemode will be returning

[little verge]

Yes indeed. #faq

[shy fossil]

beautiful

[ebon ermine]

oh wow

[little verge]

#faq

[stark pulsar]

we could do some other shit too tho

[ebon ermine]

yay its comnig back

so peak devs cooked 🙏 🙏 🙏

[rich vigil]

ahhhh thank god

[timid imp]

ngl i would lose very quickly with fist fighting i am awful at it 💀

[little verge]

I would win the tourney.

[rich vigil]

running tournaments is starting to get stale

[timid imp]

that is more law's thing

[ebon ermine]

HOW IS A GIF 1 GB???

[timid imp]

i've never actually seen you fight

show us clips McWonderBeast

[ebon ermine]

I CAN INSTALL 0.5 HALF SWORD PLAYTESTS WITH 1 GB

[remote crypt]

idk fam the actual mp4 for the tutorial is 300 mb 🤣

deadass let me get a screenshot of both side by side

[soft osprey]

Well he’ll just ban you every time he goes to fight. Victory ezpz123

[timid imp]

true

[little verge]

Pretty easy if you make a 30 second gif in 1920x1080.

[stark pulsar]

lol whatever im playing with my boys then

[ebon ermine]

that makes sense

[stark pulsar]

yall should do a tourney

[soft osprey]

Enjoy it brother

[ebon ermine]

woah pick one bro

[stark pulsar]

its so fun

[soft osprey]

He can have as many guys as he wants!

[timid imp]

have fun mr milkman

[stark pulsar]

idk how you guys arent doin that

[ebon ermine]

true, im sorry that i let my anger get over me 😔

[jagged jasper]

anybody know if first person is gonna get anybetter

[ebon ermine]

all i hear is "skill issue"

[soft osprey]

I get the feeling you want us to run a tournament

[timid imp]

we have more fun bragging about our kills with eachother

[stark pulsar]

its the obly way to play

[timid imp]

not really?

anyways

[ebon ermine]

all i hear is "please guys im begging you just join the tournament i promise it'll be fun please"

[jagged jasper]

bruh all i do is play in first person im just wondering if its gonna get better

[remote crypt]

@ebon ermine

[jagged jasper]

ill join it

[stark pulsar]

get a tourney goin fellas

[soft osprey]

No it’s gonna get worse from here on

[remote crypt]

My tournament will be how fast can you click alt + f4

that's the best tournament.

[soft osprey]

Holy moly 😂

[jagged jasper]

yeah okay

[ebon ermine]

me

[soft osprey]

Friggin fantastic

[timid imp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/587869252158226452/1263256316235874364/convert-3.gif

[soft osprey]

Saved immediately

[sweet bluff]

thats the worst thing ive ever seen

nice job

[ebon ermine]

lmao 😭

[stark pulsar]

sitting on a chair

gotta say

[timid imp]

same

[remote crypt]

I saved that shit so fast.

[stark pulsar]

clown

[timid imp]

it is added to my collection

[ebon ermine]

also the fucking cracks lmao

[stark pulsar]

absolute clown town

[ebon ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

[jagged jasper]

reminds me of that one chair video

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/sobbing-baby-cute-gif-4859967

[stark pulsar]

law you are a huge goof ball

[ebon ermine]

W-WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!

H-HOW DARE YOU EVEN SAY THAT

THAT IS ABSOLUTELY PROHIBITED IN THIS SERVER

[soft osprey]

Goofball

[stark pulsar]

why wouldnt the boys doing a tournament be fun?

[soft osprey]

Goofball

[ebon ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/oocw-outofcontextwrasslin-oh-sad-sad-emoji-gif-15462661027727635708

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-lord-farquaad-let-the-tournament-begin-tournament-gif-22160132

[jagged jasper]

im down what do i need to do

[crisp valve]

https://tenor.com/view/dad-noel-noeldeyzel-noel-deyzel-dady-noel-oil-up-gif-681038276999425596

[ebon ermine]

just let it go bro 😭

[timid imp]

ragamuffi-

[stark pulsar]

tell me why that wouldnt be fun

[soft osprey]

Just give in

And do his tourney

[stark pulsar]

ya clown

[ebon ermine]

is that daddy noel

[sweet bluff]

boofgall

[crisp valve]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-earth-sniff-sniffing-sniff-sniff-gif-25701622

[ebon ermine]

never

[little verge]

were in VC

[timid imp]

i can't do it i got a sword in my collarbone

[timid imp]

oh no m00 is there

he is going to fuck shit up isnt he

[ebon ermine]

thats not very healthy id recommend a doctor

[timid imp]

would go to one but im dead

so its kinda hard to move : (

[ebon ermine]

thats even less healthy

[soft osprey]

There you go bud you’re getting your tourney

Already have two waiting on you

[stark pulsar]

dawg im outta here lol

[soft osprey]

So you don’t want to?

They’re literally in vc waiting for you

[stark pulsar]

no dude i dont

[jagged jasper]

mcwonderbeast trynna unmute me pls

[stark pulsar]

yall are wild

[ebon ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cat-girl-talk-fast-online-chat-gif-16273991575876544877

[timid imp]

you literally got what you want 😭

[stark pulsar]

im wondering if someone in here is over the age of 22

[soft osprey]

Lmao okay?? So you were just tryna be annoying about a tournament?

[little verge]

Yep here.

[ebon ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/perms-image-no-discord-squidward-gif-22547075

[little verge]

everyone shows up and he chickens out

[jagged jasper]

trynna unmute me brother 🥺

FUCK WRONG ONE

[timid imp]

dude was bitching and moaning about a tourney and he gets one and then leaves

[jagged jasper]

🙏

[ebon ermine]

LMAO

[soft osprey]

COWARD

[timid imp]

im gonna kill him

[little verge]

Mangy cur.

[jagged jasper]

i swear i didnt mean it

[timid imp]

irl with a sword

[jagged jasper]

what does it even mean

[ebon ermine]

@stark pulsar be there in 5 🙏

[ebon ermine]

sure buddy............

[soft osprey]

The mass of vc filling up with muted mics

The other night

[timid imp]

yeah why talk when you can watch

[ebon ermine]

scruffy looking dog according to google

[little verge]

No perms night.

[timid imp]

its almost midnight

[ebon ermine]

talking is overrated

[soft osprey]

11:11

[timid imp]

i sleepy

[jagged jasper]

@little verge check ur dms

been waitng

[timid imp]

oh no we live in the same timezone

[ebon ermine]

its 1 am for me

[soft osprey]

God damn east coaster

[timid imp]

best coast

[little verge]

Nothing in my dms.

[timid imp]

haha lonely

[soft osprey]

I’ll be in your dms if you want

[little verge]

im doing this tourney for no damn reason!

[ebon ermine]

big ouch

[soft osprey]

The big star isn’t even gonna show up!

[timid imp]

dude literally ran away

[soft osprey]

I’m on mobile but I’ll hop in for a minute

[timid imp]

i kinda wanna see how wonderbeast plays

[soft osprey]

Flailing those noodle arms

[timid imp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-silly-weird-scrunkly-sea-creature-gif-10150623120613482968

pov you're willie fighting Wonderbeast

[remote crypt]

I am in need of one human to look over my latest tutorial who specializes in swordplay

before I post it, making sure its understandable to more than just ME is important.

[soft osprey]

That would be for like militus

[remote crypt]

He doesn'

doesn't love me.

[timid imp]

😭

[little verge]

Only when they are broken

[timid imp]

what did you do to him

[remote crypt]

I licked his ear

[timid imp]

hm

yeah i can see why he dislikes you now

[remote crypt]

I used a piece of cardboard though. No tongue

[timid imp]

oh then yeah he is being unreasonable

[timid imp]

i joined literally right as you ended the stream 💀

[remote crypt]

very

[timid imp]

m00 fucked willie up goddamn

[ebon ermine]

might watch the stream cuz im lowk bored

[timid imp]

ok its sleepy time

[ebon ermine]

of course the stream ends 😭

[timid imp]

my bones are falling out

[ebon ermine]

gn

[timid imp]

literally the exact second i click on it

[ebon ermine]

same

[timid imp]

happened like 10 minutes ago also

[ebon ermine]

yeah ik but it was still goin until i joined

[mint wadi]

Hey @wind charm, was this slow-mo then sped up, or just...stuff aligned?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gf1IXMUkMk

[wind charm]

this was in the pre gore version ages ago when the game was snappier

[mint wadi]

Ohhh

[ebon ermine]

why yall got a glass of milk in the vc 🙏 they letting anyone in 😭

[dense island]

shit when you manage to get a hit this thing is pretty scary

[graceful imp]

@timid imp is this the right one?
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/1

[timid imp]

is that why the hammer is whooshing so much?

[ebon ermine]

yeah scary because of how bad it is maybe

[mint wadi]

I didn't play then. Wasn't accusing in a negative way, just thought it looked odd. Especially some parts where shit just...went. Like..idk how it was so snappy

But it makes sense.

[timid imp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YsFrYtkIUA i just followed this

[ebon ermine]

stuff like that still happens lmao

just not as often

[dense island]

I mean if you poke em once they start bleeding

either I am stabbing their lungs or their brain breaks as soon as they get shanked with a sickle

[timid imp]

on github i thinks

[ebon ermine]

man i wish i had known about the discord server earlier

[timid imp]

check video i sent it has link to it

[ebon ermine]

i've known about this game for a long while now and never knew it had a discord server until a few days ago

i've known about it since around the time the demo came out i think

no idea how i never found the server

[dense island]

first time it's happened to me,

fucking ow

[ebon ermine]

are you the one who got chopped

[dense island]

iunno whats scarier

that

or the fact I still walked around for a bit while cut in half

[dense island]

yes I am

[ebon ermine]

jesus christ brother

[dense island]

time to use this things shittier cousin

[ebon ermine]

we dont talk about that one

[dense island]

pretty good

then again I broke his teeth with the handle and rubbed his brain stem with the blade

[ebon ermine]

i played it on my old pc so i might have some old game activity

[ebon ermine]

😭

[dense island]

I was just itching that hard to reach spot for him thats all

[placid flare]

brand new sentence

[ebon ermine]

we love axe

penis evisceration

1 pitchfork is bad enough but 2 is WAY too many

how did he survive that 😭

[autumn saddle]

mr.@little verge sir.. may i have voice chat perms?

[ebon ermine]

you need to be level 2

[mint wadi]

Axe? I thought I was using a mace.

[ebon ermine]

close enough

who needs weapons

[fierce wedge]

if the enemies begin feinting attacks its over for me

[ebon ermine]

the ai will never be smart enough to do that lol

[mint wadi]

I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

[fierce wedge]

mike tyosn

[vagrant sonnet]

bros got the "Yo-You bitch.." face

[mint wadi]

idk I think that's the "please kill me" face.

[remote crypt]

With a sword.

[ebon ermine]

"MY FACE!!!!" ahh

[dense island]

"your breaking your mothers heart"

is what I am seeing with that hand

[mint wadi]

Shame on you, sweet Nerevar.

[ebon ermine]

"MAAAAAAA!!! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO? MAAAAAAA!!!"

[remote crypt]

Have you ever completed sifu without dying?

[mint wadi]

Is the Primagen still a closed species you have to pay for, or is that a thing that people have quit doing

[remote crypt]

wude ending/

[dense island]

remember, argonians are not people to help

but property to be owned

[dense island]

XD

[mint wadi]

OKAy I feel like I have to provide context now.

You can't just...put that in a chat full of people who don't know Elder Scrolls lore lol

[dense island]

hush let them figure it out

[ebon ermine]

i only played skyrim lmao

[dense island]

I did it :D

finally

christ that file took a while to load

[mint wadi]

lmao

Haha get parried.

[ebon ermine]

i will always find the winning voice lines so funny like you've just permanently carved a sword into a guys skull and willie goes like "thy bravery is proved no need for more proof"

[ebon ermine]

Smooth :)

[dense island]

"let us not bloodshed come" he says while I have chopped willie into 7 seperate bits with an axe

[mint wadi]

Thank you. I hate axes.

[ebon ermine]

"might we not findeth a path of peace?" willie says after beheading a man

[vagrant sonnet]

Now I'm seeing it 😭

[vagrant sonnet]

Definetly

[vagrant sonnet]

Right after the photo was taken he died

[mint wadi]

Good for him

[dense island]

"let is sheath our swords in honor" (I think he says) willie says after I kicked somebody hard enough they died before they hit the ground

[ebon ermine]

if he hadnt died i'd be concerned you're facing off against the terminator

[ebon ermine]

i think its "Let us sheath our swords in honor, not in shame"

[dense island]

ahhh probably

[vagrant sonnet]

Well

I say right after the photo he died..

[dense island]

I can't wait for ranged weapons and I get that voice line

motherfucker I just slammed a bolt into his nose

where do you see a sword on me

[vagrant sonnet]

He survived the massive loss of organic material

[ebon ermine]

"let us parlay (?) rather than perishen (?)" he says after cleaving a sword onto a mans chest

[vagrant sonnet]

Somehow

Though all that was needed was a nicely placed hit the gut to end his run

Tho I forgot to take a picture ;-;

[dense island]

when do we get the option to kill willie via cutting him in multiple areas and throwing him into a tub of lemon juice

[ebon ermine]

joker ahh death

[vagrant sonnet]

When the "Play with your Willie" update drops I think

[mint wadi]

I layed down my weapons.

[dense island]

it's not even joker it's just pain

hell let me take it to extremes and literally rub salt into his wounds

[mint wadi]

Gave'em the ole YOU THOUGHT

[dense island]

one of my favorite ways to fight is throwing my weapon at them, if that doesn't work, hook kick bitch

[vagrant sonnet]

"What gain is there in bloodshed" und/oder "What gain is there in blood spilt (?)" he says after cutting half a man's face off

[ebon ermine]

you edited it nvm

[vagrant sonnet]

He says something after that

[mint wadi]

This felt like this below

https://tenor.com/view/standing-here-i-realize-gif-24728653

[ebon ermine]

who needs weapons when you got good fists

[ebon ermine]

lmao 😭

thats why spamming your punches is an L tactic

[vagrant sonnet]

T0 (peasants right? Or is that T1) be like

[mint wadi]

Personally I think it's quite funny

[ebon ermine]

people usually just call it peasant and tier 1 is farmer

[mint wadi]

The lack of damage combined with the sheer barrage of blows is just

[vagrant sonnet]

So then T0

[mint wadi]

comedy gold.

[ebon ermine]

no, just peasant

[mint wadi]

lmao I'll do it. I'll go to peasant and just....hammer

[vagrant sonnet]

If you move your mouse a bit slower you get more hard punches I think

So they deal more damage

[mint wadi]

Yes but then it's not as funny

[vagrant sonnet]

But it's funny when just barraging them like a fukin jojo character

[ebon ermine]

nah, just time your punches, spamming a barrage does nothing

[vagrant sonnet]

He slip on a banana peel cartoon stlye

[woven lichen]

Is there any way to increase the odds of getting a brave stand match

istg i go like 12 matches of just getting solid carnages and buhurts at the top knight tier and then i get ONE brave stand

[uneven crystal]

no idea

[ebon ermine]

no its random

[woven lichen]

more of asking if i could change the odds of it in the game files or something

[ebon ermine]

probably not

unless you really wanna dig in there (which i doubt you'd find anything)

[woven lichen]

there are mods but id rather not go through that process

[ebon ermine]

not even mods can do that

well, they could, but no ones figured out how to

[woven lichen]

ah dang

[mint wadi]

Standing still is so funny I swear

[ebon ermine]

dont quote me on what i said

someone might've but not that i know of

[mint wadi]

It's not a parry but it's somewhat of a feint.

[ebon ermine]

clean nonetheless

[winter wasp]

[mint wadi]

Thanks. The sword did what I wanted it to do lol

[ebon ermine]

when the sword ACTUALLY does what you want it to instead of flailing around mindlessly it feels great

[mint wadi]

Really thought I was dead in this one...armor helps!

I fucking hate planc users so much.

This felt great!

[mint wadi]

Bro I just watched this back. That parry is so sick lol I thought I did it differently

That's some fuckin' movie shit

For once the slightly janky transition into half swording worked in my favor

[ebon ermine]

that was really great ngl

[mint wadi]

I just like the slick accidental parry!

Well, I meant to parry, but more so...slap the spike stick aside with the tip of my sword.

Not do a flashy backwards parry.

You can't even purposely do those.

[late garnet]

Question. Why do the shadows not follow the sun? I figured out how to get beyond both fences and just noticed the sun and the shadows don't match up lol.

[mint wadi]

This game takes place on a different planet where physics doesn't work the same.

[late garnet]

Ohhhhhh! I see, I see!

[mint wadi]

I even have a song going that fits the theme

[late garnet]

lol

Trying to get past the walls... bashing my head against isn't working this time XD

[mint wadi]

I never got the answer, Max.

[oblique flint]

No it is not

But goat are a closed species now you must pay me I'm afraid

[mint wadi]

Perhaps 7thePrimagen- Oh it's not

Looked it up.

It is lmao people are still paying hundreds of dollars for basic primagens because they're "closed" haha

[oblique flint]

That's non-sensical, why not just make a primagen without paying

What prevents one from doing so

[floral crane]

Willie hitting the emote before his opp touched the ground

[soft osprey]

hahaha thats badass

[quasi lark]

Hiyaa!

[vapid hull]

bweh

[quasi lark]

Nice!

[vapid hull]

yeah! :D

[uneven crystal]

🤤

i like the effects a lot

[vapid hull]

Yeah! Saturation and Contrast bboost :))

[uneven crystal]

cant wait to get dysentery

[late garnet]

Managed to get my weapon trhough the wall... My body still eludes me...

[late garnet]

Well... I give up. But I did manage to figure out how to make a neat pose in the process.

[jagged jasper]

LOVE THE NEW MULTIPLAYER!!!!! @soft osprey

[quasi lark]

XD

[winter wasp]

True gaming

[rare hearth]

it only costed him 7 dollars and the data on his phone

[winter wasp]

worth it

[naive phoenix]

Crazy they just took the gameplay of Gladio Mori and plastered Willies on it on fucking mobile

The audacity goes crazy

[maiden cipher]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKd3arlNuvM

Notice how he uses the spear for foot leverage and damn near jumps off it

[vapid hull]

It would benefit from using reshade and not having the trainer on screen :(

[maiden cipher]

Yeah tbh Im thinking of uninstalling the trainer

[vapid hull]

I don't use any gameplay changing stuffsies

I just kind of play normally with reshaders

[maiden cipher]

Yeah once I get good enough at making good clips then I'll work on making it look fancy - cus right now I'm getting grips on just the choreography

for lack of a better word

[jolly gorge]

Will there be multiplayer

[maiden cipher]

#faq

This is the sort of shenanigans I am trying to perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwnccQeakCI

[devout lion]

Is THIS the new Half Sword update??

[maiden cipher]

if by update you mean blatant plagirism and copyright infrigement then yes

[naive phoenix]

Q: Will it have multiplayer?
A: We fully understand the appeal of multiplayer and especially PvP. We understand and agree that challenging your friends in duels or group fights could be equally entertaining and hilarious, especially if you are in discord with them as you either behead or disembowel them with a hoe. We fully grasp how we could build an extremely re-playable meta there. However, we also wish to draw your attention to the fact that physics-based multiplayer on Unreal Engine 5 is as hardcore as it gets as far as development: it is no easy task & Half Sword is our first game. We are focusing on single-player physics right now to build a strong experience aimed at offering hundreds if not thousands of hours of fun. This will enable us to build strong foundations and hopefully offer, in a second phase, an equally polished multiplayer experience.
To summarize: do we think about it? Yes, a lot. Do we see the added value? Absolutely. Are we able to offer multiplayer at release: highly unlikely. Will we do our utmost to provide multiplayer after release: more likely.

[naive phoenix]

From FAQ

[soft osprey]

I ain’t readin all that

[naive phoenix]

Big fat maybe

[quasi lark]

Is telekinesis a bug or feature?

[naive phoenix]

But not until full release

[maiden cipher]

It should be a feature. We have an abyss that conveniently has encounters and weapons in front of you

[winter wasp]

Bug, sadly.

[quasi lark]

Aw

[maiden cipher]

Magic should be a tier of half sword

or aspect

[winter wasp]

There's defo gonna be magic oriented mods when we're getting the support for them

[quasi lark]

It should be added in the imaginary sandbox gamemode

[winter wasp]

Half-Sword car mod.
Run Willies over

[maiden cipher]

[Game stutters itself to a halt and CTD because I casted thunderwave during a small huhurt and launch 5 ragdolls into each other]

[devout lion]

Idk what u talking about this looks like the real half sword.. I can see our devs have been hard at work

[maiden cipher]

Okay it may have been preemptive and presumptuous of me to assume you were talking about the phone port clip

Oh no you are

You're joking right lmao

[jolly gorge]

Thaknsk

[devout lion]

What phone port clip??? You mean the real game???

[maiden cipher]

Im facepalming to cover up an exasperated laugh rn

[storm harbor]

bro we need multiplayer in halfsword already mannnnn

[maiden cipher]

me, somewhat amused by it all, when everybody's asking about halfsword multiplayer twice an hour on average:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQk9YnJjSv4

[quasi lark]

I hope it doesn't get too much on your nerves

[maiden cipher]

No it doesnt lmao

[quasi lark]

We're just excited

[maiden cipher]

I just refer people to the #faq lmao

It's just crazy cus like it's the 'am I the only person who read the manual" moment

[quasi lark]

I understand the feeling

[maiden cipher]

It's funny otherwise if I was TRULY annoyed I would just idk stop looking at the chat or something

[quasi lark]

That's reasonable

[maiden cipher]

Yeah I just know that a developer of a game that doesn't have apparent multiplayer is probably working on it and addressed it in the FAQ on their discord but that's only because I've been in the development scene once upon a time

I know where to look but not everyone does

[quasi lark]

I just like to stay updated in the WIP and love to brainstorm on ideas for this game's future

[maiden cipher]

I'm actually doing that highkey rn

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1333411037663465482

That's the brainstorm I have so far

I'm gonna condense it and then make a few diagrams and video demonstrations, and hope that the developers see the worth in investing time in such a system

[quasi lark]

Mine was https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1295910301912268881

I measured the game on "playtime doing what"

and apparently, I think one spends too much time on the ground

[maiden cipher]

Yes

100% agree, I feel like turtles have less problems than half sword willies do

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[quasi lark]

Willie is closer to a mud eel than turtle

[maiden cipher]

I was today years old when I realized the only difference between a swing and a pommel strike is proximity to the opponent

[quasi lark]

There is a difference?

[maiden cipher]

Well, pommel strikes are more effective for armor for one

And if it's CQC, I usually default to the defensive/right click stance

So having a reason NOT to is always nice

I like when there's choices to always be made upon multiple conditions, rather than just 'you're up close so right click with the sword and start swinging' IE 'unless your hands are above his shoulders and below his weapon already, then go for a pommel strike if up close. Otherwise, right click and start swinging'

[quasi lark]

Ah I see

[tight isle]

do u think they'll do something about willie grabbing you by the collar and if u shake ur weapon enough at him he just surrenders

and its just quite annoying when you're grabbed with a 2 hander and just dont have enough room to actually swing at him

[thorny perch]

They will, this is a playtest afterall not the full release or ea

they plan to nerf certain mechanics and buff others

[royal epoch]

finally found a way to do the menus with controller after all this time

[tight isle]

yeah ik a lot if things will change just kinda hoping some things dont get missed cause ik theres going to be quite a while before the next stage hits

[thorny perch]

Itll be great

[tired tapir]

I got choked to death by the wooden staff with spikes

[proven verge]

You can make him surrender by holding your weapon against his neck/back of his neck

[tight isle]

yeag its not hard to make him surrender its just annoying lol

[proven verge]

grappling them back tends to give them noodle legs, ive noticed also if you grab them on the arm theyre grabbing you with. There's a chance they'll let go but it's super inconsistent. Then again most times im grabbed i just kick willie.

[copper frigate]

Can anyone walk me through how to use mods to make custom loadouts?

[proven verge]

You need the trainer mod and then one of the loadout selector mods (not ovrdths because it can only save loadouts you select on the menu) you basically need to spawn in your choice of weapons and armors then save it on one of the other loadout selector mods.

[copper frigate]

not ovrdth's...okay that explains why I was havingtrouble lol.
What are the names of the good loadout mods?

[proven verge]

I think the quality of life mod has the feature to save loadouts between rounds. Haven't used it personally but I recall people saying that was the one to use for it.

[proven verge]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/18 Yep says it in the bio

[copper frigate]

gotchya, thanks

[tight isle]

is modding just click a button and boom its done or is it the classic way of setting folders in the files

[honest marsh]

Depends on the mod. Read the install instructions

[tight isle]

ah kk

[jolly gorge]

How do i take photos in game

[honest marsh]

press C

[jolly gorge]

Ohh okay

Thank you

[honest marsh]

np

[wind flume]

What button is get up

If I try to use movement my character just flails but the ai gets up immediately

[honest marsh]

use wasd to get up, it takes a while. the more injured you are, the longer it takes

[hasty blade]

mmm

definetly normal lip-logic.

also btw i threw my weapon SO perfectly he PULLED HIS ARM UP and held it against his OWN neck. Causing him to SURRENDER giving me the win T_T

[worn heron]

Use wasd, and push towards the direction of your feet. Otherwise, you'll crawl away. You can sometimes be concussed or get brain trauma inflicted / vice versa which will make it harder to get up.

[honest marsh]

hey Blueberry, did you get my modmail? not asking to get an answer straight away, just to confirm it wasnt lost in the void

[twilit pulsar]

is there still a chance to slice open their stomach and have guts fall out? like the other demo

[honest marsh]

afaik, not in the current playtest build

[worn heron]

I saw it but i left it to my community manager, that was morso something for him to answer in all honesty, I wouldn't know the deets

But Ty for being interested!

[honest marsh]

ah no worries, like I said I just wanted to confirm it wasnt lost in the void, I'm not expecting an answer straight away!

[worn heron]

yessirrr

[muted dew]

I hope the finished game will still have ”creative” mode with unlimited access to equipment

[cyan fern]

Please tell me that blunt/shields knocking you out by the slightest of touches will be fixed next update xD

[honest marsh]

you guys gotta remember this is a playtest, not even an early access / alpha version of the game. What you are playing is not the final product and of course things are going to get polished and fixed along the way

[worn heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1332844176756183204/InShot_20250126_094619991.gif

[fast bramble]

Lmfao

[inner hamlet]

Zweihänder when

[honest marsh]

probably never, as it appeared very late in the 15th century and was mostly used in the 16th

[quiet cipher]

yi

[round stone]

"GET OUT"

[muted dew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1102976131503763496/1215404094148186233/ezgif-1-e27170bb4e.gif

Shouldn’t the t8 have chainmail in the armpits?

[honest marsh]

yes

[muted dew]

We already got chainmail gorgets. So why not armpits?

[honest marsh]

cause its a playtest, my dude

they are called voiders btw

[turbid sonnet]

How to change my keyboard shortcuts in Half Sword

[honest marsh]

you cant

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[muted dew]

Hopefully it’s added in early access. So my armpits are safer while swinging the biggest and heaviest poleaxe possible

They say that death will have consequences in the finished game but I hope they include a ”creative” mode

[honest marsh]

yeah, same goes for gaussets in general

[inner hamlet]

Zweihänder mods when

[honest marsh]

for the inside of the elbows, knees

[muted dew]

Yo we already got greatswords

[inner hamlet]

nooo my armpit cutting technique

[muted dew]

Adapt into armpit thrusting technique

[inner hamlet]

I dont want neck breaking be meta vs armor

[honest marsh]

tbh to kill a fully armored knight you gotta take them down to the floor and try stab him in the face by opening their visor or removing their helm

or strike them with a lance on horse

[muted dew]

HISTORICAL ACCURACY!!!!!!
Get em on the ground then kill em

[inner hamlet]

fr

[muted dew]

The point of armor is that you are hard to kill after all

[honest marsh]

yep

[muted dew]

That is why I want the longest and heaviest poleaxe possible to break your forearms when you try to parry

[honest marsh]

I don't usually play t8, I usually play t4, I find it more fun

[muted dew]

My main one are 3 4 8
T8 is fun when you embrace the WWE with heavy sticks

[honest marsh]

yeah to me it got old pretty quick tbh

t8 wrestling I mean

[night harbor]

Your life is everything. You serve all purpose. You should treat yourself now. And give yourself a piece of that oxygen, in ozone layer, that’s covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Because what am I here for? To worship you! Love yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.

[muted dew]

Brave stand is fun too

[honest marsh]

yeah too bad you can only pick it when the game wants haha

[muted dew]

G

[honest marsh]

true

[muted dew]

BE NOT THE CAUSE OF MY DEATH

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[night harbor]

uh guys

i selected the second highest willy

and why am i fighting him but im one of the lowest

and i cant send images

[honest marsh]

are you using any mods?

[night harbor]

no

[honest marsh]

just restart the game

[night harbor]

no it isnt a problem

its just weird

[inner hamlet]

do you think t9 will be something new or we will save our own loadouts there?

[honest marsh]

iirc it will be something new

[tired tapir]

Huh.

[inner hamlet]

Damn I wonder what it could be. I thought t8 is the best armor and weapons possible

[honest marsh]

probably it wont be better in terms of protection, it might be more decorated & unique

that said, t8 can still be improved in terms of protection by adding voiders and gussets

[muted dew]

It’d looks like the level of armor worn by kings

[honest marsh]

although thinking about it, armor decoration didnt really take of until the 16th century

like, the most decoration they did in 15th century armor were etchings iirc

[inner hamlet]

We need this

Asap

[jagged jasper]

💀💀💀💀

[muted dew]

Dont think the bassinet was still in use by the late 15th century

[jagged jasper]

i’m thinking about starting a collection of old mediaeval weapons should i

[inner hamlet]

nooooo

[muted dew]

Sounds expensive

[inner hamlet]

😭

[jagged jasper]

i just have no idea where to get them

i’ll manage

[radiant glacier]

Build them yourself

[jagged jasper]

i could actually

[muted dew]

They are all in museums

[tardy meadow]

when they adding vr

[honest marsh]

unfortunately hounskull type visors were used in the 14th century, not the 15th. in the 15th century, rounded visors were used instead

[inner hamlet]

like every other hobby tbh

[jagged jasper]

don’t need real ones just replicated ones yk

[jagged jasper]

true

[inner hamlet]

and in what century the game is based?

[honest marsh]

15th

[muted dew]

Ah ok. There are a lot of low quality replicas in production so do your research. You can buy things at kultofathena.com

[jagged jasper]

awesome thank you ❤️

[muted dew]

Does it say if it is late 15th?

[honest marsh]

what does?

[muted dew]

Steam page

[honest marsh]

i dont know, but the devs have said it various times

also just look at the armor in game, its all 15th century

[honest marsh]

a well made full set of armor made for you (no cheap inaccurate replicas) can easily be 30k€

[inner hamlet]

they said weapons tho

[honest marsh]

weapons are cheaper, yes. however good ones are still in the low thousands (1-5k€)

[muted dew]

As in ”battle ready” armor (see dequitem on YouTube)

[honest marsh]

yes

[muted dew]

Pretty sure there are more expensive hobbies

[inner hamlet]

love their non-choreographed combat videos

[radiant glacier]

is it possible to stab directly through the salet or is collisions not that detailed? like i remember in the old demo i got the scythe dude right between the eyes one time with a pitchfork

[muted dew]

I kinda like his broken English

[frozen salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-fred-durst-fred-durst-limp-gif-2780456426706765824

[honest marsh]

history reenactment, if done correctly and accurately, is by no means a cheap hobby, doesn't matter if there are more expensive hobbies or not

[muted dew]

Custom cars

[honest marsh]

doesnt change the fact that history reenactment is an expensive hobby most can't afford

comparing it to other hobbies is meaningless

[muted dew]

Yeah. There is a reason why don’t use plate armor in HEMA

[inner hamlet]

I cant imagine fighting in this IRL

nor in game

[muted dew]

It is probably a bit better irl. Can’t fight if you can’t see

[radiant glacier]

the tier 7 and 8 helmet with big spikes on the side is the only one that doesnt completely obscure your vision

[rapid plinth]

Yo is there some sort of quick guide for modding this game?

[honest marsh]

read the install instructions of whatever mod you want to install

[rapid plinth]

Oh really? Aight thanks

[dense island]

I think I killed him so hard he didn't know how to die,

the video is loading but I had a fella pinned against the railing with my axe

then he begged for mercy for a split second

then he grabbed his throat like he got it slit

then he fucking split in half

[rapid plinth]

Wtf?

[dense island]

either a demon just escaped it's mortal prison or I broke him with my mind powers

[rapid plinth]

Average Atlanta crackhead

[inner hamlet]

cant wait for devs to add loadout builder. I'd take t8 armor but t5 helmet

[rapid plinth]

I'd take any helmet with open visor

I main first person and well, visibility is important for me especially if the first person view is pretty shaky

I hope it'll become more stable

[inner hamlet]

yeah some

[inner hamlet]

but it seems like the game is more third person oriented

sad cuz I wanted a better mordhau

[rapid plinth]

Yea that's true but I'm so used to first person now that i let my guard down in third person and die way more easily

[rapid plinth]

Bruh wtf

[dense island]

magic

[inner hamlet]

Hardest t8 duel

[rapid plinth]

Hardest T3 duel with longsword 🥶

Or T2 with pitchfork

[inner hamlet]

pitchfork is broken

[rapid plinth]

It's so boring istg

[inner hamlet]

yeah

[rapid plinth]

Can't wait till mfs make it even longer in the customization update

[soft osprey]

I’m getting rid of the customization update

And replacing it with the date Willie update

Where you take Willie on a coffee date

[honest marsh]

coffe? thats not period accurate, sorry

[soft osprey]

Look at this

That’s you

How do you feel

[honest marsh]

what a handsome man that is

[soft osprey]

I agree.

[honest marsh]

propa lad

[next badger]

💀 💀

[terse sluice]

https://youtu.be/BVLJ4NUQz6I?si=VBklFdaLiIKY901P

I like how this video includes the man catcher

[hallow ridge]

idk wtf is up with my game but i cannot choose brutality so i cant play the game

[soft osprey]

I’ve seen this, and damn does it paint a picture of how unfair it would be for anyone not in full armor to fight a knight. It’s like a bunch of bees trying to sting a bear. Just a big walking tank

[hallow ridge]

like i cant choose which brutality i wanna play on

i already redownloaded it

but i doenst seem to work

[soft osprey]

Did you do a clean reinstall

[hallow ridge]

wdym clean?

[soft osprey]

One sec

[hallow ridge]

👍

[soft osprey]

Bug: Stuck on gore selection menu. When booting up the game nothing happens when making a gore selection.

Solution: Clean reinstall

Delete all files relating to the half sword playtest existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Navigate to and delete the Half Sword Playtest folder located in the following directory.
C:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common
Navigate to and delete the Saved folder located in the following directory.
C:\Users\<USERNAME>\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5
Navigate to and delete the folder VersionTest54 located in the following directory.
C:\Users\<USERNAME>\AppData\Local\VersionTest54

Finally, reinstall Half Sword Playtest.

be sure to get ALL files listed above before reinstalling, and it should work. Let me know your results please!

[hallow ridge]

tyy

[soft osprey]

Please, triple check that you actually fully deleted everything listed, before coming back saying it didn’t work if it doesn’t

Cause it all needs to go

Or it won’t work

[signal wedge]

Quadruple check even

[hallow ridge]

oh

[signal wedge]

Miat pfp

[hallow ridge]

hell yeah

[signal wedge]

Love miatas they're so cute

[hallow ridge]

fr

[soft osprey]

Tan sedan hatchback miata station wagon

[hallow ridge]

but where are all the files related to hf

half sword

[signal wedge]

This sounds like some shit you'd say to activate a sleeper agent 💀

[soft osprey]

The paths in the post

[dull atlas]

id argue new volkswagen beetles are cuter

[hallow ridge]

so in steam right?

[soft osprey]

2 folders are in appdata the other is in steam

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

[soft osprey]

Follow the paths, only one of the files is in your steam folder

The other two in appdata need to go

[dull atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-gif-2065801093007104782

[soft osprey]

Wow I fucking hate it

[signal wedge]

Ayo

That's Easter island head on fridays

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/every-day-octavia-spencer-sarah-breedlove-self-made-inspired-by-the-life-of-madam-cj-walker-every-single-day-gif-16892017

[dull atlas]

me when the white slime takes over

[soft osprey]

Half sword musical when

[signal wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1102363329038647296/1326310247719108742/ezgif-6-4dd2be237a.gif

[soft osprey]

Willie on ice

Take that both ways

It would be entertaining either way

[rapid plinth]

Oh hell naw

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/big_funky-zemby7-zemby-bigfunky-moyai-gif-23811485

[soft osprey]

Don’t lie like you never thought about it or dreamt about it

[rapid plinth]

When i see a Willie pulling up with a spear then all thoughts about sunshine and rainbows disappear

[soft osprey]

He’s literally just trying to share his spear with you

[rapid plinth]

Istg i hate em

I don't want the pokey end tho

[soft osprey]

Beggars can’t be choosers

[hallow ridge]

where is appdata lol🙏

EASTER MOD HEAD

[soft osprey]

its pathed out for you! do you have show hidden files on?

[rapid plinth]

🗿

[hallow ridge]

wait

[soft osprey]

in here

you might have to enable show hidden items

under View

at least on my pc

[hallow ridge]

but i cant go in this pC

idk why

@soft osprey

😢

[soft osprey]

Wdym

Appdata isn’t showing? The this Pc part is just your file explorer where you go into local drive

[hallow ridge]

im not good at this

[soft osprey]

one sec ill make a video tutorial

[soft osprey]

here

the last folder is in your steam folder

let me know how it goes

[willow schooner]

Any mods that turn up npc difficulty?

[signal wedge]

Actually, moderator, they can.

For one, a said beggar is choosing to beg, therefore they are a chooser, and two, you stink.

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/you-bait-like-a-you-bait-bait-gman-gif-4343162085042298619

[signal wedge]

Erm, you did not ignore me by sending this "meme" if that's even what you could call this, you, in fact, noticed my existence

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/you-bait-bait-you-bait-like-a-you-bait-like-a-pro-gman-gif-7874375902077166871

Im not adding you tho

[signal wedge]

Uh, that's rude.

[muted dew]

While baiting remember to

https://tenor.com/view/flashgitz-be-positive-space-king-space-king-flashgitz-space-king-b-positive-gif-4911992525306862250

[signal wedge]

ALL HAIL SPACE KING

[willow schooner]

What about bateing?

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

[willow schooner]

Like whackin my Willie like a good boy

[muted dew]

PRAISE be TO SPACE KING

[willow schooner]

Anyway

Does anyone know if there are any mods that make npc Willie harder to fight

[signal wedge]

yeah

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/knight-dance-wacky-wiggle-gif-8130447

[willow schooner]

Because sometimes I feel like he’s really hard to fight

And other times he hardly has functioning AI

[willow schooner]

Got a link?

[muted dew]

If you crank damage to npc all the way down few things short of decapitation will kill him

[willow schooner]

Cool do you don’t

Thanks

[muted dew]

Bruh not the Tom cruise cult

[signal wedge]

Np

[buoyant viper]

This server will be in it's prime when the game gets multiplayer

[willow schooner]

I could try that

[signal wedge]

Love the cat pfp

[buoyant viper]

Thx

[muted dew]

Haven’t watched the full interview. Was it confirmed?

[buoyant viper]

https://tenor.com/view/around-the-world-cat-dance-cat-around-the-world-cat-close-to-camera-gif-22875188

Failed embed😭

[willow schooner]

It’s just I love when Willie blocks like most of my attacks

It’s actually a challenge

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/around-the-world-cat-dance-cat-around-the-world-cat-close-to-camera-gif-22875188

I gotchu bro

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/terminator-gif-22325603

[buoyant viper]

🥲

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/kick-goal-shoot-american-football-rugby-gif-16323515

[signal wedge]

Mods, cream in this guy's cereal

[wind charm]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxY6cmvUSio776fti_2nM-KHeNiN4mxREq?si=X4_Rxm6Q8vYnBv4g

[muted dew]

Jokes on you that is not my preferred form of breakfast. Also why put whipped cream in cereal

[signal wedge]

Then that'll make it two times worse for you

[muted dew]

That’s it I’m sending you to the PETA shelter

[signal wedge]

Bruh!

They will put me down tho 😦

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/byee-lolol-gif-13058586

[soft osprey]

i dont want to

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/true-correct-dwight-schrute-rainn-wilson-right-gif-23822659

[signal wedge]

Help me bro they're going to kill me

[soft osprey]

nobody can save you from the hands of evil peta im sorry

[signal wedge]

That is horrifically depressing

[soft osprey]

they are the biggest hypocrites ever. i hate peta, theyre genuinely evil

[signal wedge]

Yeah they're awful

[muted dew]

The meat is murder group makes up 80% of euthanasia. Sometimes they don’t even wait for adoption before killing

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-space-marine-dropkick-black-templar-gif-3633792756769275524

[soft osprey]

oh i could go on and on about the bad things they do lol

[signal wedge]

Me when I catch a Peta mf

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-gif-19055033

Some of their cat shelters had 90% euthanasia rate

[signal wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1102363329038647296/1326310247719108742/ezgif-6-4dd2be237a.gif

[signal wedge]

Peta gotta go

[signal wedge]

As a fellow warhammer enjoyer I feel as if you'd appreciate this meme

https://youtube.com/shorts/jBDTXQkiv7c?si=DXnTtTOFOKhDeL8m

[dusty osprey]

does anyone know what that halberd-looking thing is called? The one that looks like the bllade from a small guillotine was glued to the end of a long stick?

[rapid plinth]

hmm so i wanna install the QoL mod from nexus but the mod page doesnt tell you how to install the mod

so what do i have to do?

wait i think i just found a tutorial? i hope it works

[naive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266270181852975114/1333811805918728274/image.png?ex=679a408b&is=6798ef0b&hm=f070125d7ecb8f16fd14b7cd6240ebd097368d4463a2be6ccab0465658b825f8& guys do you know what is this?

in picture

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266270181852975114/1333812224300679168/image.png?ex=679a40ef&is=6798ef6f&hm=fa6abe2fcc243876e411c7ab7e71886bddbc1bbc91ecfe2678abea8c25ad1070&

[teal mural]

voulge

[dusty osprey]

my hero

THat thing is nuts. Between that, the thagomizer-looking thing, and the base longsword, I feel impervious

[teal mural]

I believe the the spiked club is meant to be a Goedendag, though I'm unfamiliar with representations of them as being so thagomizer-esque, normally i've just seem them with a single tip spike

[dense folio]

the war axe is so op

[idle crane]

Are your graphics drivers up to date?

[fallen dust]

Holy fucking shit I just made a fowl creature

HOW?

New favorite weapon right here, I swung it like this and it cut his entire face off

[vapid hull]

Try the billhook!!!

[signal wedge]

We love billhooks

[fallen dust]

I can't, I get PTSD from the scythe.

he's in my nightmares

[civic flower]

i am training spinjitsu rn in half sword

[oblique tiger]

why does your clothes slowly go white the more you win?

[fallen dust]

Wait, they do?

[oblique tiger]

if im correct

yeah

[fallen dust]

Well now I need to test that by fucking annialated 10 guys with an axe, brb

[mint agate]

A glaive i think or bardiche in french

[idle crane]

its a voulge

[mint agate]

Type bardiche on google and you'll find it

Ah, got a new word to learn then

[oblique flint]

Success is opportunity.

[languid ocean]

that spiked spear is imo the best weapon in the game

[idle crane]

Bardiches have curved blades. There is no polearms with curved blades other than the billhook in the game currently

[rapid plinth]

nahhh the hoe still manages to suprise me

[mint agate]

Aaaah ok i see, hm, are voulges and bardiches differenciated just by the curbature of the blade or is it because of its original purpose ? ( war or farm tool, etc )

[rapid plinth]

are they really that strong? cutting off limbs so easily?

[languid ocean]

depends

[oblique flint]

Spooky scary skibidis

[soft osprey]

Ah the blue light thing there’s an answer for I just gotta find it

[tired tapir]

the physics engine doing wonders