halfsword-chat-⚔

[soft osprey]

I think the internet has ruined me

[near grotto]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/888584888146612245/1331778440856080484/image.png?ex=67938393&is=67923213&hm=20c9bc4921c72f431152fb5d85f65af9d375b4db9407a35bb723974c9b49f278&

[vapid hull]

I don‘t like them at all

[fallen dust]

They do and they don't

They are fitting for the whole vibe of the out of game stuff, like Spiffo being a cute and friendly mascot

They could've done better, but that's why it's in the beta version of build 42

[vapid hull]

I mean I guess, but I feel like overall they matched what we see in the background seeing as like I said before, its more pixelized and allat

Iunno

I‘m not like clammering in outrage for it to be removed or anything

Just not quite fond of them

[soft osprey]

CALM DOWN

[lapis marsh]

Project zomboid detected

[near grotto]

They turned the bone breaking icon to an egg breaking

[hearty salmon]

what happened to the whole sword

[vapid hull]

I‘M GOING TO FUCKING CAUSE THE KNOX EVENT IN REAL LIFE IF THEY DONT FIX THE FUCKING MOODLES

[vapid hull]

Thats just an outright whiff to me

It shoulda been bonessss

[amber hinge]

what is a knox event

and why is everyone so angry

[small parcel]

watch out im the candlestick master willie

[near grotto]

I do not associate a cracked egg with pain

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/shaun-the-sheep-knitomatic-bubbles-sheep-wash-gif-21104993

[near grotto]

NOOOOOO

[vapid hull]

WTF :(((

Thats gore thats gore of ME

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/262356939583782913/1309652665403441272/Horse.gif

I don‘t have the sheep press anymore

[fallen dust]

Real footage of my Minecraft gameplay

[vapid hull]

So I post vent horse

[fallen dust]

Fuck that, where is the Air Duct Donkey?

[wind lion]

adrak i cant wait to kiss you one day

or whoever made the weapon customization

[vapid hull]

He died in the war :(

[near grotto]

War... long... war... xcom... 2...

https://tenor.com/view/akira-flashback-meme-leave-me-alone-headache-gif-14699237009798327900

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-tweaking-gif-11891071051541943413

[near grotto]

XCOM 2 is so fun until the floating balls that kill everything in sight get added to the enemy pool

[small parcel]

damn eu errors

punched him so hard

[fallen dust]

I wish I had pictures, man.

This shit unbelievable, I need photo evidence.

[small parcel]

im willie

[soft osprey]

You know, you sound a lot like blueberry

[small parcel]

now that i think about it he does

[fallen dust]

Punched ALL the blood out of his body in one strike

[near grotto]

I have no idea what the #1 berserk hater sounds like

[grand hornet]

When ks the update?

[fallen dust]

Mf went "splat"

[toxic shadow]

need a hand?

[fallen dust]

Well, now. One xp away from level 2

[merry plinth]

does anyone know when the updates on #work-in-progress are going to roll out?

[fallen dust]

No clue, it took like a month of wip posts before blood actually game into affect.

[small parcel]

blueberry we have come to a conclusion

that you

and

crazy rat sound alike

[worn heron]

Unconfirmed if we will be getting another update before Early Access drops

[worn heron]

who

[fallen dust]

I mean it just looks like they did the UI part of that part, they still got to do that practical part, having different weights affect the weapon, having different centers of balance, actually having the weapons work.

The last one is the most important, some weapons didn't even work for awhile.

[worn heron]

Yeah I actually thought this was a forwarded voice message of mine for a sec

[merry plinth]

yeah it does seem like a lot of work good luck devs

[worn heron]

[safe aurora]

i cant get past the gore selection menu

its stuck

[worn heron]

Check the pinned messages in this chat

We have a fix for the bug, lmk if it works for you or not

[supple cedar]

blueberry can you ban the horse guy in #general-catfish-🐱🐟 :)))))))))))

[worn heron]

what

[merry plinth]

mabye you just chose wrong

[supple cedar]

check general cat

[pearl sparrow]

how d oyou choke somebody

[small parcel]

@near grotto

[small parcel]

Im Omni Willie

[lyric thorn]

hey dudes, my game won't start anymore and gives me the same crash pop up every time, is there anywhere i can ask on this server for help

[small parcel]

nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh uh

[merry plinth]

try uninstalling and installing again

[merry plinth]

christ

[fallen dust]

Instant

[lyric thorn]

i've done that, sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't, and when it does work, the next time i start up my pc, it doesn't work anymore

[safe aurora]

still doesnt work

[merry plinth]

are you 100% sure he's dead i think he might have had a chance

[worn heron]

you went through and deleted all the listed files in the 3 locations?

[worn heron]

Are you playing on dx12 perchance? It's a common issue with that.

[fallen dust]

nah i'd win

[safe aurora]

i didnt see the last one

sorry

[worn heron]

No problem! It's definitely one of the more convoluted bug-fixes.

[sleek gull]

Man, I want that new WIP feature right away! Lol.

[lyric thorn]

you may be right, the reason i have that turned on is because otherwise the blood in my game gets a little weird? like massive lines that go on forever? and when i enabled the setting, sure the issues started, but when the game sometimes worked the blood was great and normal.

[worn heron]

it's been finicky on working as well.

[merry plinth]

jjk spoilers ||same shit happend to the person your quoting and he infact DID NOT WIN||

[worn heron]

so you get the "high blood pressure" lines all over your screen when you're playing in dx11??

[lyric thorn]

yeah

big time

[worn heron]

huh, that's odd
I know one of our mods sometimes deals with that same glitch usually when they need to update their drivers. Worth checking out if you need anything updated!

[terse pollen]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[signal wedge]

Omg goofberry dragoon hi!!

[lyric thorn]

yeah, i think i do

thanks for the help!

[small parcel]

first time?

[worn heron]

that might help!

[worn heron]

lmk what comes of it!

[worn heron]

Ghost message

https://tenor.com/view/i-feel-the-ghost-vibes-loganzland-papa-jake-i-feel-their-presence-scary-gif-19001745

[small parcel]

i fucked up

[worn heron]

huh

[worn heron]

will issue

[small parcel]

say that to this guy

[small parcel]

@near grotto i made a oopsie with my sword

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-brown-thanksgiving-turkey-dinner-wishbone-gif-3521403

wishbone

[small parcel]

kinda but split in the middle

[fallen dust]

GODDAMN

SPLIT DOWN THE FUCKING MIDDLE

[worn heron]

well, one side got the head

[safe aurora]

why cant i spin kick?

[small parcel]

true true

[worn heron]

That's who's wish is gonna come true

[dusty pelican]

im sigma!

burberry

[placid wigeon]

Why does Willie hit everywhere but where I'm aiming my mouse

[worn heron]

most people who spin kick have cranked their sensitivity. I haven't gotten the hang of it myself

[small parcel]

they took my fucking eyes

[worn heron]

will issue

[placid wigeon]

Hold shift

[safe aurora]

i did too, but im not moving fast

[safe aurora]

oh

[placid wigeon]

How do make my Willie better then

[small parcel]

wanna see a last stand

[safe aurora]

bruh i span so fast i hit my head on the dummy

[worn heron]

Also lowering your sensitivity tends to help with some people for controlling the aiming of their weapons. Some people prefer higher sens, but I like lower myself. Its nice and balanced

[dusty pelican]

im just built different ig

[worn heron]

you gotta get him to start lifting weights n shit

[worn heron]

Shore

[placid wigeon]

Thanks

[muted dew]

switched to dx12 and THATS A BIG DIFFERENCE thanks

[small parcel]

wrong one

[magic shell]

This game is awesome, i got six hours in two days only because ive been busy with other stuff, and that was before i learned about the whole bringing different levels into others

[worn heron]

If you start crashing consistently, that will likely be why, just keep that in mind!

[placid wigeon]

DX 12 is very laggy for me

[worn heron]

Glad you enjoy! Welcome on into the community

[placid wigeon]

But then again I have a potato pc

[muted dew]

its not like im losing progress

[uneven crystal]

hi

[worn heron]

It's quite unoptimized for the game, it only works with specific rigs and cards

[placid wigeon]

Hi

[zealous halo]

Help, How can I make the same world as in the screenshot?

[small parcel]

@worn heron

[worn heron]

huh

[zealous halo]

fuck

ohhh

sorry

[worn heron]

did you mean where can you find them

[zealous halo]

As in this video, how to make the same world in the game?

[magic shell]

its the play test

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

[magic shell]

Two buttons on steam

request playtest

[worn heron]

Go to our steam page and request access to the playtest. It'll be automatically added to your steam library!

[lean niche]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[worn heron]

Willie here will bring you right to it as well.

sorry for the confusion c:

[zealous halo]

No, when I press start everything is black, how can I remove it? so that the world is open? and I went to a duel?

[graceful rain]

play the playtest

not the demo

[zealous halo]

where can I download the non-demo version on Steam? tell me please

[fallen dust]

Nah Omni-man can do that 100%

Pretty sure he has

[zealous halo]

where can I download the non-demo version on Steam? tell me please

[uneven crystal]

@zealous halo

[lyric thorn]

after navigating a few things, i'm installing the driver now, i think this will help lots, thanks

[small parcel]

Im stronger im smarter im better I AM BETTER

[uneven crystal]

Pin!

[sleek gull]

Same place as the Demo. Next button below it

[zealous halo]

thank you

[supple cedar]

is outdated

well kinda

the week part is outdated

[fallen dust]

it's literally in announcments

[small parcel]

@near grotto

[zealous halo]

I did everything, thank you very much, but will it work on a weak PC?

[supple cedar]

you get accepted instantly now

[fallen dust]

I don't even think the demo does

But maybe if you run on low graphics, with no gore (dismemberment and stuff), its a big maybe

[small parcel]

I found my brother

[cursive fjord]

This is just me whenever I play spoilance.

[zealous halo]

I don't know, I played the demo version on Low settings

Okay, I'll download and check it right now

[small parcel]

Joker question mark? @near grotto

[fallen dust]

Harvey Dent looking ass mf

[fallen dust]

Fucking raw clip

Why'd it thud on his head at the end?

[thorny perch]

It hit the flat

[worn heron]

glad to hear! I'm heading off to a physiotherapist appointment so if I don't reply that's why !

[fallen dust]

psycho therapist? What does he say? "Don't tell me what's on your mind"

[fallen dust]

Damn them parrys look like a movie

[small parcel]

Now this is a long sword

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[small parcel]

@near grotto

[small parcel]

Blood eagle

[fringe obsidian]

if you die just as you win your clothes turn white for the rest of the game-

[small parcel]

Close

[small parcel]

Hi scarlet

[dawn saffron]

omg i love u guys that u have make a weapon smithing tool for half sword

[cursive fjord]

It's symbolism for becoming a ghost after death

[fringe obsidian]

hiiii

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/2pac-waves-wave-hey-hey-girl-gif-6776552440373362542

[sharp island]

when update?

[dawn saffron]

hayyyy my mental health ^^

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-hi-gif-9068053854543073364

bro

[signal wedge]

Haha

[supple crystal]

how are people sending images in here? i'm only able to upload anything in the photography channel

[small parcel]

No more updates

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-hi-gif-9068053854543073364

I got you cuh

[dawn saffron]

omg tthxxxxxxxxx

bc of this im gonna beat some asses

[fallen dust]

@near grotto Omni-Man moment

[cursive fjord]

Only people with the level 3 role can post images outside of https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172431577184206899

[supple crystal]

ahh, thanks

[sharp island]

so when release?

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-ecologist-ratio-gif-23474788

[signal wedge]

Two minutes

[dawn saffron]

why am i mute in the voice channels?

[sharp island]

bet

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mewing-mew-cat-mewing-mewing-tutorial-mewing-cat-gif-495067373805540650

[brisk meadow]

im gonna make the longer long sword

[jagged umbra]

i want lightsaber

[small parcel]

@near grotto wow that was close

This too

[cursive fjord]

THE SKELETON APPEARS

[fierce wedge]

for some reason the autoblock feature just seems to ruin all the blocks i try to make

[fallen dust]

You fucking did a Mortal Kombat x-ray on this poor man

[sharp island]

yall is demo unplayable for yall too? 1 fps at menu

[proven verge]

Whats your specs fam

[sharp island]

4060, 7 5700g, reinstalled and it works now

[proven verge]

You should preemptively move your mouse as you see their arms start their attack. With enough practice you'll be able to time your parries and blocks easier.

[fallow dune]

love it when a dude grabs me and gives up, making it so i cant get up at all or do anything other than give up

[fierce wedge]

thanks for the advice

[proven verge]

Willie is a hydra confirmed.

Holy shit yall seen #work-in-progress

[fallow dune]

yea next update is gonna be a banger

[open glen]

when

[languid swan]

i love swinging my weapon, moving my mouse quickly to make a swift strike, and my character limply pushes their weapon in the direction

[near grotto]

Increase sensitivity

[toxic shadow]

can you use enemies severed limbs as weapons?

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/jessica-collins-big-shots-its-huge-blonde-hair-shocking-gif-26604812

[glossy kraken]

hey guys, is damage received scaling with the gore level ?

i got npc damage at the lowest so i can slash them for a bit longer but i also got gore at a fairly high level so they keep dying or giving up with just a hand cut off

used to play around september and iirc they could get zombie like resilience levels, i might be wrong tho

[proven verge]

Gore increases the chance to cut limbs, decap, cut in half, etc. So regardless of damage level, you will want to turn your gore down. As it will make it much easier to cut and disable willie.

[supple cedar]

thats what she didn't say....😔

[glossy kraken]

oh alright so thats how it is

thanks

[timid imp]

https://tenor.com/view/sword-bonk-kids-fighting-gif-23618917

[glossy kraken]

so i can still get dismemberment with low gore levels

[dusky oxide]

how to fix the Gore menu Selection bug

[lyric thorn]

it works perfectly now, thanks!

[arctic eagle]

is this multiplayer

or am i playing bots

[cursive fjord]

"Multiplayer" In a playtest?

[whole fable]

guys i have one question how long does it take that they will allow me to play the playtest?

[wooden prawn]

bots...and all fun insta dead

[cursive fjord]

A day

[whole fable]

Okay thank you

[short roost]

i remember when this game was just the red and blue guy in the blank map

i might be wrong on the colours but its pretty much that

[signal wedge]

Hey question for you what's the language used in your bio?

Ah I see. It's a different language but would you mind telling me what this says?

[worn heron]

Ayye that's great to hear my man! Cheers!

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-vic-gif-17292434959899938741

me when I can't KILL PEOPLE in HALFSWORD

[radiant glacier]

its thank goodness that you got stamina system otherwise people would just flail their arms around with the spikey stick like they did in the demo

[signal wedge]

Goodberry Blagon

[safe silo]

What would Willie's fursona be?

[worn heron]

mushroom

shroomsona

[timid imp]

this is true and correct

[glossy kraken]

has the infinite abyss demo received updates as well ?

[safe silo]

https://tenor.com/view/fungi95-fungiblefungi95-bog-nft-mushroom-gif-24744747

[cursive fjord]

Brutally murder people with hatchets and whatnot

[timid imp]

i want that as a hat

im not sure why

but i got a very strong desire to put that on my head

[signal wedge]

Oh hell naw 💀

[summer brook]

its a parasite

[languid swan]

it smells terrible, it's main way of pollination is attracting fly's with a scent similar to rotting flesh or feces

[signal wedge]

It smells horrific

[timid imp]

i will get used to it

[languid swan]

no

[timid imp]

i need the hat

[worn heron]

The demo has not been updated no, but there are plans to incorporate the roguelike mode from the demo into the full release of the game. It's a very popular mode, with the Bosses and progression. It will likely be overhauled and quite different to the demo, but true to its origins.

[languid swan]

you will not

[worn heron]

he's just like me fr..

[languid swan]

imagine just putting rotting flesh on your head

[signal wedge]

Bro 😭

[languid swan]

that is the experience you would have

[timid imp]

hm

i will find a different one then

[summer brook]

cause the flies eat dead animal bodies

[languid swan]

yeah i-
i know that

[languid swan]

wear an azalea crown

[worn heron]

but did you really...

[timid imp]

they're just like me fr

[languid swan]

yes

[dusky oxide]

i touch myself to skibidi toilet

[worn heron]

[fringe obsidian]

Aaaa

[languid swan]

doubt me all you want, i know basic plants

[languid swan]

and also basic animal behaviour

[languid swan]

it was true, it was inspiring, necessary, but it was not helpful or kind

[worn heron]

okay then what do worms taste like

[signal wedge]

Wormy

[languid swan]

i said behaviours, not that i've tasted every animal

[dusky oxide]

i've wanted to share it with you

[worn heron]

I see I have more to learn.

[signal wedge]

They're free bro

[worn heron]

sorry I'm just being a shithead don't mind me

[signal wedge]

Just go eat one

[languid swan]

putting you in my rat pit

[worn heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1288287202249408616/1328580520300249088/speed-2.gif

[worn heron]

finally

the utopia experiment

[signal wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1102363329038647296/1326310247719108742/ezgif-6-4dd2be237a.gif

[languid swan]

no, it is just a large pit with hundreds of rats

[spark tendon]

will there be multiplayer? like can i face my friends?

[worn heron]

rat utopia

[languid swan]

it does, of course, have proper husbandry in mind, with lots of climbing spots and little toys-

[worn heron]

#faq will have the answers youre looking for

[timid imp]

i wanna go there

[languid swan]

bruh

[worn heron]

levelling system

my apolocheese

[languid swan]

levelling system my beloathed...

[worn heron]

bad actors made us do it

[timid imp]

i wanna go in the rat pit

[timid imp]

what did they do

[languid swan]

i get that

[languid swan]

the rat pit always has room for more friends

[lyric thorn]

just skinned a willie's hand so bad with an axe they immediately gave up, so i am now holding their bloodied hand so the salts of my skin may enter the wounds

[timid imp]

just kill them : (

[lyric thorn]

that's mercy

[languid swan]

me ending fights as quickly and humanely as possible

other halfsword players

[crude escarp]

Physics-based weapon customization? LFG!!!!!

[signal wedge]

They kept calling blueberry "short stack" it was so rude, I mean sure blueberry is 5'1 but there's no room here for short hating

[lyric thorn]

i do that sometimes for fun

[languid swan]

that's genuinely upsetting :c

[signal wedge]

I know fr 😞

[languid swan]

i try to be swift with my victories, aim for the head, knock them down, hold the sword to their throat

i always try to go for surrenders

[timid imp]

bonking

[languid swan]

god i LOVE greatswords....

unless that's a longsword and the fov just makes it look longer

either way

I LOVE LONG/GREATSWORDS

[summer brook]

great

[timid imp]

its great

this is also great

[languid swan]

also does holding shift standing still do anything?

i noticed it lowers your stance

but i couldn't tell if it helps in any way

[timid imp]

shift lower's stance and i think it makes you move a bit quicker

i use it to kinda dash to the left/right of willie for a nice cut/bonk

[languid swan]

yeah i knew it makes you like jog but that's all i noticed

[idle crane]

it makes you moree stable

[languid swan]

that makes sense

[supple crystal]

it feels like it makes all your muscles stronger, you can control your weapon better holding shift

[languid swan]

hm..

[glossy kraken]

more grounded like for a boxing stance and makes you kinda dash if you press left or right

[languid swan]

curious.

[glossy kraken]

especially noticeable when fist fighting

[languid swan]

oh i never do fist fighting

i'm usually in the light armour to med armour range

[glossy kraken]

same but i include peasant fights hehe

[languid swan]

I have yet to do non-fisticuff peasant fights

[summer brook]

makes you reach out more

[timid imp]

the peasant knife is so fun

[languid swan]

so what i'm hearing..

[timid imp]

just grab on to willie and just start cuttin and slashing

very fun time

[languid swan]

is if i want to be stronger, a little more agile, and overall better, i should lower my stance

cool

[visual heath]

I don’t really get how

I’d like to though

[timid imp]

also watch out for your lead foot cause it can kinda fuck swings if you move the wrong way

[languid swan]

oh yeah the fist fighting felt REALLY janky to me

i just flailed my arms and sometimes won

[timid imp]

i tend to forget about it and ruin my swing 💀

[lyric thorn]

i usually use a long spear, and hit them with the long end while kicking them till they give up, so no death or blood occurs

[languid swan]

if you knock them down you can crouch over them and wail on their head

[junior epoch]

YESS finally some customization wip updates

[languid swan]

i like the shortspear, only with two hands though, I can't do jack with the shield and spear

[glossy kraken]

you kind of swing mindlessly most of the time but theres a really precise hit detection on the chin and the temple

the most fun you can get is fist fighting with gloves

[languid swan]

also you can do kicks as peasant REALLY high and REALLY fast

[thorny scroll]

i start the playtest version but im still only able to play the tutorial any1 know why ?

[glossy kraken]

uncheck the tutorial dummy

[languid swan]

there's a funny tech where if you spin REALLY fast and kick, you can roundhouse kick harder than your punches

[summer brook]

kicks are usually stronger than punches

[languid swan]

yeah but since they're aimed lower its less noticable damage wise, just knocks em over

but if you do the spin kick thing, you can make them bleed BAD from just one kick

well not bleed, but it leaves blood on the hit

[summer brook]

kicks goes where your camera is

just look up

[fringe willow]

Is the Willie update today??

[glossy kraken]

BLOOD ON THE LEAVES

[waxen marten]

real

[eager blade]

I love blunt weapons in this game

[atomic cosmos]

Is dual wielding spears the new meta? /hj

[waxen marten]

Tis But a scratch

[fringe willow]

How long until I can play with willle

???

[waxen marten]

In the menu?

[fringe willow]

Ya

[waxen marten]

Im assumeing when the game reales Becuase it comes out Q4 of this year

[fringe willow]

Ok

A mod said that the update is today

[waxen marten]

oh what ive seen it was until release but I must of been wrong

[glossy kraken]

the way full armored fights go with clonks and bonks

[fringe willow]

Idk maybe so

[idle crane]

Are you sure it was a mod beacuse thats misinformation

[soft osprey]

I find that hard to believe none of us were under the impression there’s an update today

[oblique dragon]

yo does anyone know some crazy ass moves i can learn to become a combat god (except the super punch and roundhouse kick i know them)

I must be this games best hand to hand martial artist

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1273765784526786611

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850

[fringe willow]

Sorry I thought I saw someone say my bad

[soft osprey]

I forgive you

For $10

[oblique dragon]

those r kinda boring though, brawlers bar is just people hitting without any technique over and over
grapplers guild is dudes using glitches to throw enemies

what im on about is crazy ass moves like the leg sweep, roundhouse, mega headbut

[idle crane]

Well start experimenting

[junior epoch]

Anyone know how to reset settings?

[languid swan]

i stabbed poor willie in the foot and he flew into the damn stratosphere

[oblique dragon]

ive been doing this for weeks, cant figure out anything crazy since the leg sweep

thats why i asked here

[languid swan]

you can wildly spin your camera and kick at the legs to do a strong roundhouse kick

it can be really busted though, so may fall under your definition of glitches/exploits perhaps

[oblique dragon]

that is literally just the roundhouse kick?

[languid swan]

yes

[oblique dragon]

hows it any different to the normal one

[languid swan]

the normal one doesn't fling your enemy to the side about 4 feet

[oblique dragon]

it does

hold space and shift then let go and spin

thats what ive always done

i didnt know you could do it weaker

[languid swan]

yeah not working for me rn

maybe that's because i'm in an actual fight with weapons though

against a tower shield..

[oblique dragon]

hold shift and wait till your right foot is at the back, hold space and when they get close enough you release space (keep holding shift) and turn right with max sensitivity

all within half a second

[languid swan]

does it use a particular leg consistently?

no it seems random

[oblique dragon]

no

just depends which foot is at the back

personally its way easier with right foot

[languid swan]

mm i see..

OH I DID IT

i kicked his head so hard it splattered...

i think he's de- nope. oops

[wind charm]

I cannot read this channel without a shot of Jaeger

[timber sleet]

is it just me or does anyone else use the small dagger to make the enemy surrender while they are on the ground instead of the big sword

[worn heron]

just one?

impressive

I usually can't moderate this chat sober

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/drink-time-gif-15246267

[worn heron]

I guess you could say I do something like that.
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jqUo4uXHg4LdPL5br/spok?invite=cr-MSxjb1QsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

[wind charm]

500 tiny cuts

Diabolical

[worn heron]

death by a thousand pokes

[zinc wing]

sorry for interrupting, but it worked, but i somehow managed to do a back flip and broke my neck😭

[dusty pelican]

Damn you need a hospital

Breaking your neck is dangerous

[timid imp]

you shouldn't do that it isnt safe

[zinc wing]

yall i meant the game

or i’m just stupid

[arctic hull]

Yo like this comment if they should add a sandbox mode and samurai weapons and armor to the game

[chrome gulch]

How do i get inside the room das lke outside and npcs are everywhere

[marble rune]

can someone give me the startup command for the playtest

since i have alltime black screen

[cursive fjord]

A minion being violently murdered

[buoyant oyster]

Brother I just drop my sword and beat them across the face

Also why tf if there is too much blood on my screen my fps just goes brrrr

[summer brook]

i wanted to try this after i grabbed them when i had no weapons

[low glade]

bro forced him to bed at 09

[scenic isle]

pov: Uk after 8 pm

[tough yew]

i want to become the gilded man

[summer brook]

chunk

oh wait

everything was cut except for that area

lego

[brazen light]

LOL

[frail ice]

I like this game

[jolly gorge]

me fr

[undone cradle]

Does anyone know when the update is out?

[valid summit]

No we don’t even know if we’re getting one

[timid imp]

i heard q4 of 2025

[brazen light]

😭

[undone cradle]

👍

[valid summit]

Yeah #announcements message

[timid imp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/993294562493743124/1085542426187419710/image0-1.gif

[tender quest]

sword was too heavy once i got hit with that concussion

[timid imp]

here we are

i should not have won this 💀

[tender quest]

here's my guide for dealing with pesky shields

[timid imp]

i slapped him into surrendering 💀

[timid imp]

normally i can handle em but today i've been really messy

im not sure exactly why but my swings are like really off

[brazen light]

pluh

[versed karma]

Step 1: Hit them a lot

[tall lark]

There is a better tactic just Halfsword and put it behind their neck and start cutting it.

[brazen light]

HELL YEAH

(it does completely no damage)

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-disagree-gif-17906348734169194450

[tall lark]

It sounds weird but works as neck are usually unprotected especially from behind maybe you will even cut his head of

[languid lance]

nah, this better:)

[bright belfry]

The sneaky stupid ass grab would of made me rage

[tender quest]

pulling his weapon through my whole body without cutting is a common tactic of these craven willies

[languid lance]

he deserv no murcy:)

[vapid hull]

Its kinda hard to fight fair with this thing lol

[light storm]

WEAPON CUSTOMIZATION IS REAL CHAT

I KNEW THAT BLACKSMITH ON THE RIGHT WAS GONNA DO SOMETHING

[hot sphinx]

is anyone else having the issue when there is no sound

[timid imp]

this is the smoothest fight i've had today ☹️

[summer pollen]

when will the "play with your willie" update come out? i've been so excited for it and the weaponmaking update that i've dreamt of it last night

[brazen light]

OH MY GOD

i just defeated a guy with a single punch

just ran up to him and went boop

[light storm]

using real guards and counterattacks with a longsword is so fun

[timid imp]

this was stressful

[vapid hull]

Dude I get the armor hype

Its fun hitting openings

[timid imp]

you butchered him goddamn

[light storm]

really nice when a battleaxe cuts your arm and it instantly kills you

thanks game

[vapid hull]

I was trying to knock him down but got scared by the axe

[languid lance]

im i only one who thinks that if u in full armor u run out of stamina too fast?

[timid imp]

the axe is very scary

[haughty aspen]

anyone know how to kick in half sword??

[timid imp]

its possible to manage it

[timid imp]

spacebar

[light storm]

spacebar

[haughty aspen]

ohh

ok

thxx

[languid lance]

spear and pitchfork is:)

[timid imp]

honestly pitchfork is kinda easy to beat

[light storm]

real

just close the distance

[timid imp]

you just run around them and wait for them to jab at you and then turn and rush it and grab

then you just stab and slash

[vapid hull]

UGH this game mode peaks

[light storm]

why cant i paste pictures on here

[languid lance]

u not lvl 3 yet

[vapid hull]

They just never protect their necks lol

[light storm]

dam

sad

[timid imp]

oh come on 😭

[wet lintel]

Have yall ever hit someone so hard,(mainly for the kickers) that yall just go OMG HES DEAD

[brazen light]

hell yeah

spinning kicks

and hook kicks

[wet lintel]

yeaaa

[brazen light]

i mastered em all

[tall lark]

Weird question how do you even kick?

[light storm]

spacebar

[brazen light]

spacebar

[wet lintel]

Hook kicks are the ones where you get left right/ right left real quick?

[brazen light]

yeah

[light storm]

i like doing spin kicks

it sends them across the arena

[brazen light]

they are peak

though its high risk high reward

[light storm]

real

[brazen light]

if u mess anything up ur cooked

[wet lintel]

speaking of spin kicks, i absolutely murdered this guy

[light storm]

yeah sometimes if you mess it up your face is flying at their fist a 100 mph

[vapid hull]

BS is fun!!! Also damn he cooked you :(

[wet lintel]

Dang it, I can’t post videos

[light storm]

yeah u need to be lvl 3

its sad

[wet lintel]

As come on

How do I level up

[light storm]

idk

[tall lark]

Be is fun but usually really short as one good vow and they are dead

[brazen light]

probably just chat

and u might level up eventually

[light storm]

yea

[tall lark]

Send messages

[languid lance]

just chat, post some photos at photography

[brazen light]

holy shit

i just performed the best hook kick of my life

[tender quest]

yup just now

[languid lance]

and u will get it

[wet lintel]

I also love it when you hook kick someone so hard in the chest, you break their so many ribs that they just walk away and give up

[brazen light]

literally knocked the willie out in a millisecond

[vapid hull]

Not sure how I feel about this game mode

[brazen light]

mhm

[wet lintel]

Dear god, the hilt shot

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[light storm]

one time i kicked someone in the nuts so hardthey died instantly

[wet lintel]

Now that’s just crazy, ima do that now

[vapid hull]

Did I do good?

[brazen light]

also headbutting

i love ts

[light storm]

holy shit i kicked someone in the neck

[wet lintel]

How do you head butt?

[light storm]

headbutting for me is so accidental

[light storm]

just run into them

[brazen light]

run straight into them

[light storm]

headfirst btw

[languid lance]

AI grabbing:)

[tall lark]

It's one am and Iam tempted to turn on the game to try it

[light storm]

play it

[brazen light]

play it

its goated

[light storm]

ive been a halfsword fan since the day the demo released

[tall lark]

I know it is

[brazen light]

fr

[vapid hull]

Always remember to grabsies

[light storm]

actually no the itch io version

I BROKE SOMEONES ARM WITH A SPIN KICK

[brazen light]

front kicks + running at mach 2 speed = death

[snow gulch]

so excited for EA, the weapon customization will be fire

[vapid hull]

Sword wouldnt cut it

[light storm]

i did a spin kick wrong

now my head flew into a swinging fist at mach fuck

[languid lance]

it will be insane

[brazen light]

oh my god

i just found out a way to run really fast

its like dashing

[light storm]

yeah just hold shift and spin

[brazen light]

yeah

[snow gulch]

yeah, i love being able to customize stuff like weapons to make it feel like your own

[light storm]

i found that out a long time ago

it worked back when body density was a thing

[languid lance]

best game of 2025:)

[light storm]

when it was the lowest you went so fast

[light storm]

this can be game of the year for 2025

[snow gulch]

now imagine if we can draw emblems and stuff onto our weapons/armor.. would be so cool to make designs

[wet lintel]

I pray to god they don’t nerf kicking

[light storm]

they wont

[snow gulch]

even if they do im sure it will be adjustable

[light storm]

when have the devs ever nerfed something

[wet lintel]

Yea

[brazen light]

please dont nerf it

its perfect as it is

[soft osprey]

Eh..kicks shouldn’t be breaking legs

[snow gulch]

im hoping AI can be adjusted in the future, cause im still not a big fan of the fact that ai uses halfswording kinda stupidly half the time

[tall lark]

They totally should

[light storm]

and shouldnt be breaking arms

[soft osprey]

Fist play is useless with kicks. You don’t even need to punch once

[timid imp]

you broke the boy

[cyan elm]

They should tire you out a hell of a lot more

[languid lance]

unfortunately it's gonna be only EA, but still it is a "demo" but its doing the job:)

[brazen light]

erm actually 🤓

it can

[light storm]

yea

[tall lark]

But it's fun (just tried it and it very much is)

[light storm]

maybe demo of the year

[sleek gull]

So much fun when using the long sword, and grabbing Willie with your left hand, and back peddling while chopping at him.

[snow gulch]

or only be good with lots of momentum

[cyan elm]

or both

[light storm]

I BROKE THIS GUYS NECK HOLY SHIT

WITH A SINGLE KICK

[soft osprey]

Look

That’s you

That’s you right now

[brazen light]

fr

[snow gulch]

i feel like it'd be more annoying than anything if it took too much stamina, but if it was used more as a "get off me" tool at close range with no momentum, and a skullbreaker with tons of momentum it'd be fine

[wet lintel]

Guy rq fun, when ever you are doing 3rd kind of battle get a sword, and do the Mordhau grip and put your sword behind them and start sawing , I like to call it bear hugging

[wispy ermine]

You know what we need? Horses. How am I supposed to get my 3rd DUI if there's nothing to drive? >:(

[light storm]

no way thats an actual sticker

[vapid hull]

Fucking nightmare fight from hell

[snow gulch]

plus, the halfwondo style wouldnt be nerfed

[light storm]

thats an actual tactic people use in this game

[wet lintel]

I invented it

[light storm]

if your enemy doesnt have a complete breastplate

[wet lintel]

Or nvm

[light storm]

its been in here since the demo

[tall lark]

Not really as momentum is kept so it won't be much tiresome

[wet lintel]

I thoght I did

Nvm

[light storm]

LMAO

people been doing it since the demo days bro

[wet lintel]

Ik. 😦

Bruh

: (

[light storm]

ik how to make willie fly with a polearm

[languid lance]

I hope for unexpected update between EA 🙂

[snow gulch]

yeah its very brutal

[light storm]

same

[snow gulch]

or just a patch to fix ai not letting go and the unnecessary halfsword spam on high tiers 😔

[wet lintel]

If they add multiplayer I’d find it hilarious to get kicked in the jaw at Mach fuck

[quick venture]

Any word from the devs on a PS5 port?

[light storm]

probably not

[light storm]

nah

[wispy ermine]

Hugging is just effective in general

[light storm]

nothing

[light storm]

i mean its all physics based

[brazen light]

at some point in the future

[light storm]

so i dont think the servers can handle it

[tall lark]

A fully armored opponent vs Willie kicking at mach jesus

[wet lintel]

Do they have dents in the armor if you hit em hard enough?

[brazen light]

imagine if they add stat points

where u can upgrade ur speed or stamina

that would be fire

[light storm]

yea

[timid imp]

this is very relaxing for me

[light storm]

that would be stupid

[brazen light]

😭

[light storm]

i think the point of the game is that everyone is equal in strength and stamina

[brazen light]

its not the same way irl

[wet lintel]

Imagine kicking an enemy so hard they have a tennis ball sized crater in their helm

[light storm]

but its a game

[languid lance]

and better optimization, coz i run game on 4070 and have fps issue on brave stand and buhurt

[tall lark]

The only dent would be your toes stopping to exist

[wet lintel]

If

Ig

[light storm]

but the armor does dent

[brazen light]

does it?

[soft osprey]

Yes

[light storm]

i think a progression system in this game is not the way to go

[tall lark]

That's a mechanic?

[light storm]

THE EASTER MOD HEAD

[soft osprey]

Yea armor denting is a mechanic

[tall lark]

Then what is just an arcade arena?

[wet lintel]

How do people put clothes on when doing fist play?

[light storm]

yea its just gonna turn into modern video games

[timid imp]

why he doing that

[tall lark]

I know maybe different modes tho?

[wet lintel]

As in like full pants, and shirt

And a goofy hat

[light storm]

maybe

[soft osprey]

Mods

[wet lintel]

Bruh

How can they mod it already

[vapid hull]

Hit'm with the bind

[soft osprey]

There’s a trainer, quality of life mod, and a loadout sector

[brazen light]

dawg where is ur armor 😭

[wet lintel]

Where do they get those mods from?

[brazen light]

WHERE

[light storm]

the only training i need is the training dummy when spawning in

[brazen light]

kung fu type shi

[timid imp]

OW

[soft osprey]

Nexus

[timid imp]

it got stolen from me 😔

[brazen light]

allathat just for him to stand up like it was nothing

[tall lark]

Eh tis but a scratch

[soft osprey]

#modders-guild-hall for questions and some pinned links

[brazen light]

thanks

[vapid hull]

tf even was this fight

[light storm]

those dang willies

[wet lintel]

What does the trainer mod do

[oblique flint]

Willie

[wicked plover]

were do i send screenshots?

[soft osprey]

Spawn in gear. You can use the trainer in combination with the loadout selector to create your own custom loadouts

[light storm]

does willie say the n word or eggard when you press g

[wet lintel]

Ah ok

[soft osprey]

The QOL or trainer mod, don’t remember which, has slow motion also

[languid lance]

this is how to kill a high tier knight with pitchfork:)

[light storm]

people gonna slow down the game with slo mo then edit the footage to make it normal speed making them look really skilled

[vapid hull]

UGH absolutely murked

[wicked plover]

which folder do my ingame screenshots go to?

[light storm]

i forgot

[wicked plover]

then why reply

[light storm]

i think its screenshots folder in the halfsword folder

[soft osprey]

Eggard, though it just sounds like that. I’m pretty sure it’s egad

[light storm]

thats all i remember

[wicked plover]

i dont have a halfsword file

[light storm]

try steamapps in common

[soft osprey]

One second I’ll give you the path

[vapid hull]

Good lord these fights go quicksies

[light storm]

saved the day

[light storm]

see

[soft osprey]

C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword Playtest\VersionTest54\Screenshots

[light storm]

halfsword folder in steamapps

[languid lance]

as any different game:)

[vapid hull]

Objective fact based evidence that the goedendag is overhyped

[soft osprey]

Damn got him right when he put his weapon in the air. Smooth

[light storm]

yes

[vapid hull]

Very very good timing

Here's me whiffing the tech into a victory

[wicked plover]

now i have it set up

[wet lintel]

HOW

[vapid hull]

Axe is very funsies I must say

[languid lance]

ahh my lovely pitchfork:)

[untold totem]

How do you even get willie above your head

[languid lance]

One of the best weapons for me:)

[languid lance]

there is a fun bug if u stab willie with pitchfork or spear he can fly away

[wet lintel]

Dear god, I just kicked a guy In the ribs and he just dropped, no noises

[vapid hull]

Wouldn't say I like it over the sword, but its pretty solid lol

[sick plinth]

actually W WIP

[untold totem]

Is it triggered only by stabbing him?

[vapid hull]

Axe duel left me wanting more :(

[languid lance]

yes

[timid imp]

no clue what im doing

polearms are not my thing at all 💀

[languid lance]

i still didnt get how i parry with axe

[fair cargo]

i just downloaded the demo is it just being in the dark?

or is there something after it

[vapid hull]

wdym?

[languid lance]

for demo its only dark mode, u can ask for playtest, u get it immediately

[fair cargo]

ok ill just go back to that then

[fair cargo]

thx

[thin copper]

how did you ge tyour shirt off?

[fringe bough]

a slow down time mode in half sword would be rlly cool

[languid lance]

u can parry with sword, as i know, i think it should be for axe as well, i just don't get how im doing that

[waxen marten]

I know its not the right period but the Pigface Bascinet Helmet is so sexy

[vapid hull]

Just put weapon in the way of other weapon :)

Also shoutout this guy for having ALL OF THE FUCKING ARMOR EVER

[oblique flint]

Feller

[oblique flint]

IMPENETRABLE

[thin copper]

put the blade behind his neck then just walk backwards

thats what i do atleast

[languid lance]

sometimes when i doing that i cut them hands off:)

[vapid hull]

Mf got disarmed twice lmao

[glacial chasm]

download the trainer or qol mod and u can use slow mo

[timid imp]

thing

[wicked plover]

how do you get those clips?

like do you have to record before?

[thin copper]

Medal

Windows + G

[vapid hull]

My favorite thing about this game mode is that you just go 100% power for no reason some times

[thin copper]

there are tones of ways to clip

[vapid hull]

I record them

[glacial chasm]

steam also has built in recording software

[wicked plover]

is there a way to clip after it happens?

[wicked plover]

ok

[thin copper]

yeah

Medal

[lean niche]

🚫 sodaenjoyer_, that command is disabled in this channel.

[vapid hull]

Did he forget that we were sword fighting?

[timid imp]

i think i might have made a mistake

i got used to playing greatsword when i was sick

[lyric thorn]

yo dudes you know the spikey spears? i just hooked one on an npc's spear and didn't stop tugging, until eventually it fell out their hands and they immediately gave up

[vapid hull]

Did I sneak my sword around him or something????

[timid imp]

like my vision was all blurry and i was super dizzy and shit and now that im not really sick anymore i just can't hit for shit

[languid lance]

i cook his face 🙂

[nova coral]

holw do you kill someone wearing full metal armor

[thin copper]

hit the same spot over and over

or the neck

[timid imp]

fellow rat aim for the gaps in armor or try to bonk head

[nova coral]

aight thanks

[ebon ermine]

chat does anyone know why my game keeps crashing after punching someone

[thin copper]

one of those times it'll pierce

atleast for me

[languid lance]

idk

[ebon ermine]

😔

[snow gulch]

ovrdth https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/11

[ebon ermine]

it happens every once in a while

[vapid hull]

Here's how to beat a mostly armored opponent

[ebon ermine]

like im just beating a guy to death with punches and suddenly i get a pop up saying "fatal error" And the game closes out

[thin copper]

ty

[vapid hull]

Guy gave me a headache so I combo'd him

[languid lance]

mb my new profile photo xd

[little verge]

[Willacracy in action](#1332137043819495555 message)

[wicked plover]

some how the ai kinda survived a jab to the throat

[thin copper]

also has the demo got the updated gore i havent checked?

[brazen light]

yeah

[wicked plover]

i hit them in the throat with an axe and just sat there for like 1 minute waiting for them to die but they didint

[brazen light]

it got better by a lot

[little verge]

The Demo is as is till the end of time.

[ebon ermine]

i was expecting you to have stabbed them with a knife or soemthing but surviving an AXE To the throat is crazy

[brazen light]

oh wait

[wicked plover]

it wasent full power though

[brazen light]

it hasnt

[wicked plover]

i would guess around 55%

[vapid hull]

I DIDNTKNOW I WAS IN A MATCH LMAO

[ebon ermine]

eh, even small injuries still cause them to die

[wicked plover]

thats why i love skinny swords

[ebon ermine]

i cant play videos in this chat for some reason

website issue?

[wicked plover]

new people dont have immage perms in general and halfsword

[ebon ermine]

i should prolly download the app

[ebon ermine]

oh

😔

[wicked plover]

yea it sucks

[ebon ermine]

i thought i could still play videos at least

like watch them

[wicked plover]

#game-footage-🎮🎥

[brazen light]

when am i gonna get them 😭

[ebon ermine]

yuh

[wicked plover]

idk ask a higher rank

[ebon ermine]

level 3 i think

[timid imp]

axe is fun

[ebon ermine]

everyone who sends images is at least level 3

[brazen light]

aw dang it

[ebon ermine]

i think you level up by just chatting but frankly idk

[wicked plover]

cant even add my own reactions

[thin copper]

also will playtest players get the game for free or i assume not

[wicked plover]

i hope so

ive hadd this game before gore was added

[thin copper]

doubt it tbf

[wicked plover]

like 1 month or 2 before

[thin copper]

same, but i see why it'd be paid

[ebon ermine]

prolly not

[wicked plover]

oh yea its gonna be anywere from 10-25 USD

[solemn holly]

no

[timid imp]

i forgot about the fence ☹️

[ebon ermine]

i mean the game is in its early stages and its already very good so i'd buy it

[ebon ermine]

25 is a little much but i'd probably still buy it lmao 😭

[vapid hull]

LMAO karma

[wicked plover]

when will they make it so i dont have to click 30 FUCKING TIMES just to get the load out i want

lemme choose my weapons atleast

[languid lance]

same, i would buy even for a full price

[wicked plover]

idc about the customization but being able to choose them fast

[thin copper]

i will 100%

[ebon ermine]

even i felt that 💀

[ebon ermine]

i think i'd draw the line at over 30 dollars because i cant really afford that on a game

[wicked plover]

same

[ebon ermine]

alright chat

im gonna go back to bullying the ai with my fists

(hopefully the game doesnt crash this time)

the game crashed

😭

[limber mortar]

@lean niche we need to add rock. \

[limber mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1168323885813481536/1332144997771903068/trim.091034B3-48A1-4CAB-89BA-F2648A30FB40.mov?ex=67943035&is=6792deb5&hm=e72a437c4fa396ed0fc8973d45a11271f0ae91cc0d2253df45caae70ee3972ec&

Death by Attacka

[languid lance]

k see yall later im up to get some sleep:)

[wicked plover]

ha the ai stabed me in the leg with the short spear

so i choped off there leg

with an axe

[limber mortar]

go eepy brother,

you need rest to slay more willies

[languid lance]

ofc:)

[cerulean lava]

bro is there a diff version that i am not in the dark room

[soft osprey]

Yes

[lean niche]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[ionic bone]

is there mods

[soft osprey]

Yes there’s a few on nexus, or you can go to #modders-guild-hall and check pinned messages. Any questions about mods can be asked there as well

[ionic bone]

thank you

[untold totem]

how do i post attachments on this chat?

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[soft osprey]

You need level 2 for image perms

[timid imp]

you should get rid of the slowmode

[signal wedge]

You also have to tell Easter Mod Head that he's a cool wonder of the world (He's insecure)

[timid imp]

i will give you a singular sack of money

[soft osprey]

I’m not insecure I’m actually the greatest thing in history ever, and very modest. Now compliment me.

Please

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/kleenex-moai-gif-11204957

This is what you've been reduced to.

[soft osprey]

My cousin Greg really got the shit end of the stick

[untold totem]

uh your the greatest thing to grace this earth

[soft osprey]

Thank you, I agree

[wicked plover]

ok so 1 AI can survive the entire length of a sword being driven through the side of there face while another DIES with barely half the sword inside the side of there face

[vapid hull]

Ehhh

I'm not horrifically happy with this one

[timid imp]

i hate that

get that out of here

[wheat fossil]