halfsword-chat-⚔

[supple flint]

I think I just won by death

[light storm]

but photography i can

[humble moon]

if the guy who makes these fights is the king why would he be making his royal guards/knights against people?

[reef monolith]

u must be level 2

[light storm]

dang

[reef monolith]

for perms

[stark moss]

smoothest roundhouse i've ever hit and it was after the fight ended...

[reef monolith]

very clean

[light storm]

because its fun

[stark moss]

got the slowmo too

[humble moon]

that is one incompetent king

you just threw the mf

[reef monolith]

roundhouses r so great I got a folder of clips of ones I liked

[supple flint]

how to roundhouse kick

[light storm]

in brave stand, is the king trying to execute the peasants by making them fight a knight

[humble moon]

theyre all called GRAAHHH

[light storm]

spin around while kicking

[reef monolith]

tutorial by riva https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1244313050174197850/1312044171938369567/11291.mp4?ex=6766bf5b&is=67656ddb&hm=0662029b89ee935c512fe0eac0be78791d79f728eee889d99d48b74a10bf210a&

[light storm]

make your sens high for that tho

[stark moss]

hold shift and space, do a 360 and time releasing space

[humble moon]

yeah

[supple flint]

I keep on losing by death help-

[humble moon]

that is one hell of a way to die

against a knight with 3 other comrades

[light storm]

yeah

[humble moon]

why the willies always offer you a handshake at the start of fist fight

before just punching you in the nose

[light storm]

just do fistplay to learn the arm motions

or the lowest tier

[reef monolith]

funny kick clip

[light storm]

YOU THREW HIM UPWARDS

[stark moss]

damn

[reef monolith]

hes lowkey overreacting

GRAAAAAAH I LOVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS

[stark moss]

on the topic of kicks im just gonna repost this

[light storm]

when i got greatsword i hit a guy with the pommel of the greatsword like 10 times and stil didnt surrender

[stark moss]

willie has 2 sides

i give up after getting a papercut
i never give up.

[reef monolith]

just a small thing ur kicks r cool but I feel like u be doin them too smooth

[stark moss]

its mostly my mouse sens ithink

[reef monolith]

prolly

[light storm]

bro i instantly die when i get a papercut from the battle axe

[stark moss]

i wish there was an ingame setting for actual mouse sensitivity so i dont have to switch the dpi on my mouse

[humble moon]

threw his ass out the ring

[light storm]

but my enemies dont die when a sword is all the way through their body

[reef monolith]

when theres variation in kicks u get cool moments like this

[light storm]

or just lodged in their face

[reef monolith]

I mean there is

[light storm]

how did that even happen

there is in controls lmao

[stark moss]

isnt that just for swinging weapons

[reef monolith]

no

I dont think so

[light storm]

oh i just did a roundhouse

sick

[humble moon]

mf pulled a kung-fu

[light storm]

threw a guy across the arena

[stark moss]

really feels like nothing changes except for swing speed when i change it

[reef monolith]

original clip

[light storm]

KUNG FU IN ANCIENT EUROPE??

[humble moon]

i wish we could headbutt

[reef monolith]

u kinda can

but its hard

[humble moon]

we cant.

[dusty pelican]

Whats good

[light storm]

you can headbutt

[humble moon]

im literally slapping this guy with my noggin

[reef monolith]

Ive seen clips of dudes ramming their head into willie

[light storm]

just run into someone

[dusty pelican]

I have one

[light storm]

it happened to me a shit ton of times

knocked out some of them

[humble moon]

just run into people

this fucking willie wont let me go

[dusty pelican]

But it was accidental

[humble moon]

fuck it im turning player damage to 0 and npc damage to 100 hes gonna get his shit rocked fuck you

[reef monolith]

I love janky kicks

[dusty pelican]

Ignore the music please

[light storm]

YOOOO

THATS SO SICK

HOLY SHIT

[stark moss]

its much easier in first person

[reef monolith]

cant even tell which clip bros looking at

[light storm]

yours

forgor to reply

[humble moon]

your ass pulled a kung fu

and you lost ALL your damn cool points when you fell

[reef monolith]

real

alot of the cool ones end in falling

[humble moon]

your aura is now -20

[reef monolith]

NOOOOOO

[humble moon]

i wonder

can we rip off limbs with our fists

[reef monolith]

nope

[humble moon]

damn

i want to be a barbarian

[reef monolith]

this one is pretty cool and I didnt fall

[humble moon]

ive resorted to smacking this guys arm

[humble moon]

disarmed by a kick is wild

[light storm]

some jackie chan type shit

[humble moon]

this game is amazing for letting frustration out istg

[reef monolith]

heres a** fisting** clip

[light storm]

you broke his fucking neck

[light storm]

do you got max npc damage or smth?

[reef monolith]

no

[light storm]

cuz holy shit was that strong

[reef monolith]

its the default

[humble moon]

YOU PARRIED HIS FUCKING WEAPON

[reef monolith]

solid punches to the face r pretty deadly

they just be explodin like koolaid

[humble moon]

YOU PUNCHED HIS FUCKING WEAPON AWAY

WHAT THE FUCK

[reef monolith]

neck broken

[supple flint]

Im getting teamed on, 1 is holding me and the other one is stabbing me

[light storm]

i dont think they like you

[reef monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/jumping-willoww-gif-21958563

[light storm]

YOU TOOK HIS JAW OFF HIS FACE

[humble moon]

ganged up on

[light storm]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[shell onyx]

Cant tell wtf is going on with that insane camera movement

[reef monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-spin-chaos-playground-playground-spinner-gif-27601880

[light storm]

hes turning around so that his kicking can make his opp stumble and fall

why did i say opp

[reef monolith]

gotta keep the opps out

[humble moon]

three kicks to the face

[humble moon]

i respect that he kept fighting

[reef monolith]

default dmg

[shell onyx]

aint no way thats default

[reef monolith]

punches just be like that

[shell onyx]

takes about 50 punches to bring an opponent down

[supple flint]

why is my charaacter holding his nose

[reef monolith]

he gotta sneeze

[soft osprey]

Sounds like you’re not as tough as Willie. I bet you can only take like 3-4 punches

I hope he bullies you

[tall jungle]

Hug it out 🙂

[reef monolith]

in a different universe

[shell onyx]

Takes about 20-30 punches in unmodded game... #game-footage-🎮🎥 message

[reef monolith]

clearly ur new...

[humble moon]

tfym unmodded

there aint no mods

[reef monolith]

theres mods

[humble moon]

as in modifications

not moderators

mod mods

[reef monolith]

default npcs and player dmg is straight in the middle right

for the sliders

[humble moon]

yeah

[shell onyx]

what sliders?

[humble moon]

i think the player damage is higher idk

[reef monolith]

dmg sliders

[humble moon]

dude have you played the playtest?

[tall jungle]

best way to play is to turn player damage and npc damage down all the way

[shell onyx]

there are no sliders in the base game for that

checkmate

[reef monolith]

💀

[humble moon]

there is.

[reef monolith]

@soft osprey laugh at this user

[humble moon]

endless fighting

[humble moon]

dumbass said checkmate like he did something

[tall jungle]

you'd think, but cleaving and amputation still works, so you can win

but so can they

[reef monolith]

real

[summer brook]

just stab them

anywhere

[humble moon]

what if its fist fight

[summer brook]

just punch them

in the head

[reef monolith]

throw them out of the arena

instant win

[shell onyx]

when did that get put in

[humble moon]

GET THE FUCK OFF MY ARM

[tall jungle]

been in since the 0.3 demo

[devout pasture]

So tryhard!

[tall jungle]

tysm 😊

[humble moon]

this dumbass

[supple flint]

HUH MY LEG CAN GET CHOPPED OFF?

[humble moon]

if this damn willie dont get off my arm

[devout pasture]

Only if you want 🔥🐲

[stark moss]

yeah that happens when your leg gets chopped off

[devout pasture]

Btw how do ppl do the spinny Kick thing

[shell onyx]

kinda rude. only nerds checkout options, specially if they dont need them

[summer brook]

kick and spin your camera

but use high sensitivity

[tall jungle]

to each their own.

[devout pasture]

My character trips. He's dumb as me

[tall jungle]

anywho, back to long fights

[reef monolith]

point stands u dont need 50 punches to beat a guy

[supple flint]

holy i jsut tried they are OP

[shell onyx]

i know, its liek 20-30

[devout pasture]

More like half fights. Heh... You get It?

[reef monolith]

u dont need 20-30

just did this rn

[tall jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-willy-cute-gif-2159282053417534293

[humble moon]

tfym nerds??

[devout pasture]

Btw the Lance is Glitched asf

[summer brook]

what

[devout pasture]

You send ppl flying lol

[summer brook]

the spear

[shell onyx]

why would i look in options when the game is already dreamy

[devout pasture]

Mb

[summer brook]

yeah if you stab someone with spear they will spin out

[tall jungle]

cap ur fps

[humble moon]

in case you need to change a setting?

[light monolith]

I have kicked this MOTHERFUCKER a MILLION times after he cut my hand off why won't he die??!?!!! T-T

on the ground in the head too T-T

[devout pasture]

He's too pro for you

[reef monolith]

bros fighting the king

[summer brook]

shield

[light monolith]

i kicked his head

when he was ragdolled

so many times

[tall jungle]

sometimes headkick can knockout

[humble moon]

hes that strong

[summer brook]

grab him and hit him on the fence

[devout pasture]

Just throw him off the arena. Ez win

[tall jungle]

if they got a helmet, it's less effective unless you have iron shoes

[reef monolith]

steel toed crocs*

[tall jungle]

cast iron flipflops*

[devout pasture]

Why use legs. When you can just left and right them

[light monolith]

this guy 😦

[light monolith]

this is why

[reef monolith]

I think ur guy is hurt

[light monolith]

nah he's finneeeee

[devout pasture]

He's Screaming

[humble moon]

your arm is broken.

[summer brook]

yeah broken

for sure

[humble moon]

those little red lines on the side? they represent the limbs

[tall jungle]

That's why I always go for hands first :0

[reef monolith]

reminds me of this situation I was in

[humble moon]

if theyre pure red that means its broken

[light monolith]

i can LITTEREALY HEAR THE DUDES RIBS BREAKING WHY WONT HE DIE

😦

[reef monolith]

silly man u dont need ribs

[light monolith]

YES

[humble moon]

JUST SURRENDER

[light monolith]

I GOT HIM OUT

[devout pasture]

I could win that. Just spam Kick until he hits the fence 🗣️🔥

[summer brook]

the shield difference

[reef monolith]

I mean I won at the end of the clip

[light monolith]

finally

[humble moon]

oh my god

[humble moon]

YEAH I SAW

I JUST FINISHED THE CLIP

[devout pasture]

What was that emoji

😭

[supple flint]

HELP I JUST DID A ROUNDHOUSE KICK, IT GLITCHED AND I FLEW OUT OF THE MAP

[reef monolith]

several cuts and missing arm ❌
kick ✅

willie so dramatic

guys could I have salvaged this situation

[devout pasture]

I hit people with my head

[summer brook]

no

[reef monolith]

why not

[light monolith]

i j ust headbutt a guy, with no face protection, just helmet, i have a full head helmet

[devout pasture]

You could just... Erm return to life. Shake hands with him yk

[humble moon]

THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST SLICED MY LEG OFF

[light monolith]

and knocked myself out

[humble moon]

WHILE KNOCKED OUT.

[tall jungle]

if you just hit crouch you woulda lived

[humble moon]

I WON THE MATCH

[humble moon]

AND HIS SWORD JUST STABBED ME

WHY CAN THEY STAB YOU IN DEATH

[reef monolith]

willie is british

[supple flint]

is it possible to get up when someone is currenlty kicking n punching you while youre on the ground

[tall jungle]

the sharp edge of the sword does not stop being sharp when the wielder is dead

[humble moon]

fair

[devout pasture]

No. You can pray

[reef monolith]

silly situation

[devout pasture]

How many of this videos do you have???

[supple flint]

YES THE GUY THAT WAS PUNCHING ME FELL DOWN HAHAHA

[reef monolith]

a few

[devout pasture]

insert doom ost

[devout pasture]

Show them all 🔥

[light monolith]

that is a sexy clip hoylk fuck i wish

[devout pasture]

The end 😭 the hard smack BAHAHA

[summer brook]

lowest npc damage they survive cuts to the head and mid torso

[reef monolith]

"and stay out!" ahh throw

[reef monolith]

thats wild

[devout pasture]

How do you do that??? My character just Falls and dies

[light monolith]

all barehanded btw 😭

[light stirrup]

How do I post vid here? I got a helicopter one I wanna show

[reef monolith]

unphased

[reef monolith]

level 2

[light monolith]

be level 2

[reef monolith]

pick a clip

[shell onyx]

what the fuck, you say aint modded but you pick a damn guy up like a leaf

[reef monolith]

its unmodded

u can do that

visit https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850

[light stirrup]

Guess I'll have to wait then lol

[devout pasture]

That's a thing? Crazy

[summer brook]

im on highest player damage and he poked my side so im going to die but i cut his head and stabbed him and he is fine

[reef monolith]

many threads in game footage

theres also this one https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1270577738826256536

I dont like this one

[light stirrup]

"Willie Feet Sightings"

[light monolith]

ive never actuall;y been in game footage

[light stirrup]

w0t

[devout pasture]

I could win that. Only if I could send videos lel

[reef monolith]

"I could win that"

"AAAAAGH AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH"

[devout pasture]

HAVE MERCY ON ME

[light monolith]

does this count as abuse?

[reef monolith]

either u bleed out and u die

or u dont and u could win

[supple flint]

can you clip the game after you play?

[reef monolith]

if u have medal

or something similar

[supple flint]

I just chopped someones arm off with a kick

[reef monolith]

completely legal duel

[devout pasture]

Bro's playing at 1k sensitive

[light stirrup]

Makes me wonder why the left hook is so OP, could it be cuz we all swipe the mouse to the right?

[reef monolith]

this is like my typical sens for kicking

actually I just be using it all the time now

[light monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-dexter-morgan-la-pasion-batisita-gif-5948320311027385920

[reef monolith]

willie morgan

[humble moon]

i knocked a guys sword out of his hands with a shield smack

[light monolith]

the bay harbour half sworder

[reef monolith]

can yall even comprehend the speed of this clip I dont even remember tf happened

[shell onyx]

Nope doesnt work in regular game

[reef monolith]

is it so hard to accept that it takes time to do some of these things

[devout pasture]

They too fat 😭

[reef monolith]

theres a whole thread of people doing it

like come on man

[shell onyx]

They're too havey its not even fucking close #game-footage-🎮🎥 message

[summer brook]

i stabbed the blue one through the chest and cut the neck of the yellow one

[reef monolith]

ur not doing it properly

[tall jungle]

Did you guys know that if you stand still and hold shift, you have better control of your weapon and can easily knock away their attacks.

[reef monolith]

like ur not even trying to do how the clips do it

[shell onyx]

plus which you can only grab them with one hand at least after death

[devout pasture]

Isn't that basic?

[tall jungle]

Try standing still and fighting, never moving

[supple flint]

I just cut someones neck open with a kick

[tall jungle]

fun challenge

[reef monolith]

as I said man https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850 prolly has some guides on how to do it

or just clips showing how to do it properly

be a lil open minded here

[reef monolith]

kicks r in fact awesome

and very sigma

and cool

[humble moon]

dude there isnt even mod support for the game (i think)

[reef monolith]

there is mod support

not alot of mods

but there r some people use

[humble moon]

WHAT THE FUCK

[devout pasture]

Did yall even try to like get out of the arena?

[humble moon]

THE GAME JUST SAID "nuh uh" AND DIDNT GIVE ME ANY WEAPONS

[humble moon]

yes

[reef monolith]

happens

[humble moon]

its an instant loss

[reef monolith]

the king taxed you

[devout pasture]

Huh?

[humble moon]

if you get out the ring you lose

[devout pasture]

If you win you can get out

[humble moon]

if the fight still goes on

you insta-lose

[reef monolith]

if ur opponent hasnt surrendered and if u leave the arena

yeah instant loss

[light monolith]

"dodge hooks!" crunch

[devout pasture]

Let me see if I can find my pic

[shell onyx]

outside some random physics glitch you can't

[humble moon]

fuck it im gonna fist fight this mf

i fucking died

[summer brook]

im going to die now

[devout pasture]

Then Ig I'm the only one Who succed to leave the arena 🔥🐲

[humble moon]

its only been 3 seconds

[devout pasture]

Not like that

[humble moon]

you were saying

[devout pasture]

Far away

[reef monolith]

oh ok

[supple flint]

I WAS LAYING ON THE GROUND AND HE CLEAN CHOPPED MY HEAD OFF

[devout pasture]

The other fence

[light monolith]

whadidado?! 😭

[reef monolith]

lemme try it real quick

[devout pasture]

Sure!

[reef monolith]

theres clips of people doing it

with kicks

Ive done it accident before

going over both fences

[devout pasture]

I did It crawling

[summer brook]

i cut two of them in half but he cut my arm

[reef monolith]

that also works

[light stirrup]

Back in v.3 I got DDTed once

[reef monolith]

the fence killed me

I tried to climb it one leg at a time and I perished

[sacred fossil]

disarm willy and take his weapon

[tall jungle]

tore a muscle with that punch

[humble moon]

i dided

[sacred fossil]

unsigma

[humble moon]

i died in five fucking seconds

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO

[sacred fossil]

shouldve parried fr

[light stirrup]

I would run into the fence and get my face messed up

[humble moon]

I CANT DISARM A MAN WITH A SWORD WITH MY FISTS

[sacred fossil]

grab his arm and twist

usually works

[humble moon]

i didnt even HAVE an arm at that point

he just sliced it

[sacred fossil]

shouldve dodged fr

[reef monolith]

fence won

[devout pasture]

Alr I got the pic!!

[humble moon]

yeah

the training dummy can also kill you

[devout pasture]

Where can I send It?

[humble moon]

#game-footage-🎮🎥

[light stirrup]

Reminds me of the first vid I watched about Half Sword, a guy was fighting a weapon rack and ended up trapped in it

[supple flint]

buddy launched at me and I gave him a iron fist through his head

[devout pasture]

How did you even die?

[reef monolith]

fenced

[humble moon]

the training dummy can also kill you

wood is lethal in this game

[devout pasture]

I already died by that shit

[twilit granite]

too lethal

[humble moon]

EXACTLY

[supple flint]

imaagine they add a slowmo

[reef monolith]

theres a mod for that

[devout pasture]

They must add slow

[twilit granite]

It was in the itch.io version

[reef monolith]

good old wood

[twilit granite]

They removed it for performance reasons iirc

[light stirrup]

There a thread to install mods?

[shell onyx]

what about... a fucking flail

[reef monolith]

would be cool

idk how the physics would handle that

[humble moon]

no.

[reef monolith]

yes

[humble moon]

you would hit yourself too often

[reef monolith]

perfect

[summer brook]

they died from that

[shell onyx]

An absolute win

[humble moon]

you could NOT win with a flail in a physics game

[devout pasture]

Masochism

[devout pasture]

Are you like even telling us a story? 😭

[summer brook]

they also died from that

[devout pasture]

Yep he is

[shell onyx]

If self damage was a thing I would have probably killed myself through weapon flailing more than any enemy

[reef monolith]

@devout pasture

[devout pasture]

Well that was easy

[shell onyx]

check pulse, better safe than sorry

[reef monolith]

literally just rammed my head into the fence, fell, then crawled backwards out

[devout pasture]

That took me like 30 minutes

[reef monolith]

tryna hop the fence was too volatile

[devout pasture]

That means no balls

[light stirrup]

Has anyone ever tried doing an uppercut?

[devout pasture]

DO IT

[summer brook]

he hit me with his dagger after i stabbed him and it killed me

[reef monolith]

yeah I lost them

[devout pasture]

I tried killing someone with the thrust thing with my bare hands... Didn't work

[reef monolith]

on the fence

[light stirrup]

Been there lmao

[modest estuary]

howd you make the custom candle stick preset

[devout pasture]

Why is Willie looking at my soul

[modest estuary]

ah where can i finds this server

[light stirrup]

Looking at my clips, there's plenty of "accidental uppercuts" I've thrown in game lol

[summer brook]

i stabbed him in the chest then cut his head and then cut his leg off

and he is still alive

[reef monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-fazbear-mortal-kombat-mk-1-meme-gif-1272675670298986484

"ragamuffin 🗣️" crunch

[light stirrup]

Man I should play with no gore lol

[fleet stump]

CRIKEY

[light stirrup]

I miss the puffs of dust from a critical punch to the face

[modest estuary]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

i wish i was recording i was doing peasant spoilance, got the gauntlets, and just decked 2 people out with the same punch

[reef monolith]

getting the gauntlets be like

https://tenor.com/view/xxiisoul-thanos-gif-23843096

[modest estuary]

fr

[reef monolith]

no one is safe

[soft osprey]

Right before it crashes as soon as you land a strong punch

[reef monolith]

ive never actually crashed from a punch

[humble moon]

"RAGAMUFFIN!" gets decked right in the cheek

[glacial chasm]

buns pc

[reef monolith]

isnt it just a glitch

[soft osprey]

It’s a common bug with the gauntlets. Something about null reference

[reef monolith]

"😭, NO-" big crunch, splat

[modest estuary]

you made me shit

those are the funniest punches ive seen in a while

[humble moon]

"N-" crack

[light stirrup]

Someone edit a "Falcon Punch" to it lol

[humble moon]

you didnt let his ass finish

[reef monolith]

why is it like every 5 minutes u just post a fucked up corpse like a crime scene just occured

[summer brook]

if you keep the sword inside of them then they will die

[reef monolith]

all the safety videos were lies

they said keep the blade inside to stop bleeding!!

[reef monolith]

a little less funny but hes very dramatic about it

[light stirrup]

Did you try moving it around?

[modest estuary]

with all the movements the blades tear more and go in deeper

[humble moon]

hes the detective

[summer brook]

im on lowest npc damage

[humble moon]

you just fucking punched his face off

he is UNDERdramatic

[reef monolith]

lowkey overreacting

[humble moon]

HES DEAD

[summer brook]

he walked out of the sword and lived

[reef monolith]

this one is funny

[reef monolith]

he standing there like he wants to murder u for some reason

[modest estuary]

do you have damage scaled up for these

[reef monolith]

some of them maybe

usually I dont

[summer brook]

i just had to do it a second time

[reef monolith]

for the ones where I throw an axe beforehand the damage is probably scaled up cause I was trying to decap with it

most of them like these arent scaled up

[modest estuary]

quite impressive then

[summer brook]

these other guys dont give up with swords in their chest but i cut his arm and he gave up

[reef monolith]

every willie I fight just carries so much koolaid

[modest estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/kool-aid-jammers-cherry-kool-aid-gif-1991421850958794292

fuck

[reef monolith]

dawg is conducting research

[reef monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[modest estuary]

every willie is just a koolaid jammers packet

[reef monolith]

I like the pose he does after getting hit

[humble moon]

quick question
WHY DO WILLIES OFFER A HANDSHAKE BEFORE PUNCHING YOUR NOSE

[reef monolith]

nice picture but I feel like theres a weapon in u

[humble moon]

their hand is extended

[summer brook]

no im the one dying

[humble moon]

you walk up

[modest estuary]

throwback to the willie skin slab

[reef monolith]

nvm

[light stirrup]

Luring you into a false promise of safetyl?

[humble moon]

now theyre tryna box

[humble moon]

or maybe theyre just jackasses

[reef monolith]

give him the mike tyson treatment

[humble moon]

overdramatic

[light stirrup]

Assholes?

[humble moon]

t

[light stirrup]

Cuz that's kinda cheap lol

[humble moon]

bet

[humble moon]

how would you know if an assholes cheap?
you got someone to sell you em or smth?

[summer brook]

i kept the sword in for a while but he didnt die

[light stirrup]

They trying to score cheapshots with the handshake

[summer brook]

then he cut my hands off

[humble moon]

i love just ripping their meat off

wait

[shell onyx]

Spoilance is a scam mode

[reef monolith]

the lazy man's decap

[modest estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1271265521891020881/makesweet-sbrdme.gif?ex=67675ec7&is=67660d47&hm=fb5cd87fd5a4031b53e056d77992a2b69f163920beead04844d90288da5eee83&

[shell onyx]

even the picture for it show real actual weapons

[reef monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[shell onyx]

but then you fight with junk

[reef monolith]

kingdom propaganda

[modest estuary]

spiked goedendag my beloved

[reef monolith]

wwe ahh clothesline

https://tenor.com/view/wrestling-wwe-fight-gif-4121154

[summer brook]

when he walked out of the stab it cut his head off

[reef monolith]

how carefully can u put a sword into him then pull it out

[humble moon]

fun fact

you can lift someone back to their feet if they havent died yet

[reef monolith]

friendship

[humble moon]

and then smack them so they run into the post

[summer brook]

sometimes i just poke them and then they move around and get cut in half

[reef monolith]

what if u remove it

verrrrrryyyy

carefully

[humble moon]

no.

[summer brook]

he is chasing me with my sword in his heart

[reef monolith]

shot (stabbed) through the heaaaaart

[humble moon]

i lift them so i can punch them back down

[reef monolith]

and ur too blameeeee

npcs that take low dmg r menaces

[summer brook]

especially when you are on highest damage and their trip cuts your leg off

[light stirrup]

Well it's just the tip, right?

[summer brook]

it was going out of the back

[light stirrup]

XD

[reef monolith]

bros character is made up of hopes and dreams

[summer brook]

he was choking but then he stopped

[light stirrup]

He looks like he was having a stroke and said "Fuck it"

[light stirrup]

Hitting you with the Yamcha ass pose

[summer brook]

my cut bruised him somehow

my sword was in him long enough to kill him but when he dropped his sword it killed me

[reef monolith]

this is like rock paper scissors

but ur paper

and hes scissors

[humble moon]

fun fact

you can unfullscreen from half sword

[summer brook]

a buckler broke my arm

[humble moon]

what

[summer brook]

the guy with the buckler broke my arm

[humble moon]

i think you just suck

[summer brook]

max player damage

buckler tickles my arm

[reef monolith]

buckler is great for blunt dmg

[summer brook]

buckler deals tickle damage

if you rub it on someone they will get knocked out

[humble moon]

i say while getting tossed like a fucking ragdoll

[shell onyx]

bro discovered windowed mode

[reef monolith]

I mean I usually swing at they head

with it

USUALLY works

[summer brook]

if you walk into it then

you get knocked out

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1307694935251746847

[reef monolith]

I imagine someone reading this out like https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nAXIoYPFTwQ

[light stirrup]

Damn, barely level 1 lol

[restive garnet]

bashed his head with mace, started spurting blood out

[shell onyx]

But when scythe?

It was OP in Abyss but so darn satisfying

[astral cypress]

Instead of matchmaking multiplayer, they should add custom games only so that people can still 'play with their friends' but devs don't have to worry about all the extra complaints and bug abuse.

[shell onyx]

lol i dont think matchmaking is the issue with MP 😂

[astral cypress]

I didn't mean matchmaking as a mechanic

[shell onyx]

it's probably more the position of each limb, each piece of clothing, each splat of blood, each weapon position, each armor piece and a ton of other things synchronised 60 times a second

e.g. it would cook everyone's CPU

[restive garnet]

indeed

[shell onyx]

unless chatGPT can write some super cool network code XD

[restive garnet]

unless google or sony sponsor us with servers for mp and special mp makers devs

[wind charm]

I need a new fucking mosue omfg

[shell onyx]

I'll email Mr Google right now

[wind charm]

I'm liking the new pfp galaxy

[clear anchor]

yeah so um i was doing my regular stuff on this game but i pick buhurt and this happens

oh i cant send pics

but anyways

[wind charm]

If i were mod I'd give you perms my drilla

[abstract cairn]

the usb gambit

[clear anchor]

multiple colors were on the other team

like red and green are on the other team

and my team is just yellow

i sent it in photography

[modest estuary]

you inspired me to try this stuff #game-footage-🎮🎥

uploading

[abstract cairn]

The head duplication glitch is goofy af

[clear anchor]

what the

it happened again?

[shell onyx]

On one of the ranks you can pick from the main menu, buhurt will always be bugged that way

[clear anchor]

ah

even the peasants in brave stand are attacking each other too

[stiff siren]

hey maybe a silly question but anyone know what that final selection is when picking your class (armor and weapons)

[austere wigeon]

did you change the blood decals on the face? The way the blood is smaller and like it's pouring down from his helmet, it looks so good.

[devout pasture]

I Thought your name was Diddy 😭

[stiff siren]

dizzy is an alias

[devout pasture]

But are you the nutcase?

[stiff siren]

no comment

[devout pasture]

Good choice

[stiff siren]

im guessing nobody knows?

[twilit granite]

Unknown

[stiff siren]

aw sucks

[soft osprey]

Nope

[austere wigeon]

maybe a boss fight they scrapped or smth like that for the future, no clue

[restive garnet]

yes and many more

[austere wigeon]

wow

[shrewd yoke]

how long have yall been playing half sword for today?

[austere wigeon]

it looks very good, hyped to be able to play it soon

[restive garnet]

heckk yeaa

[thorny perch]

Ita gonna be high class tourney armor with a lot of guilding

With plate voiders

[austere wigeon]

one last thing, these decals and new particles you showed before will be one big patch, right?

[restive garnet]

yes

[shrewd yoke]

anyone know how to get creator role?

[austere wigeon]

The decals look like overgrowth, you cooked

[restive garnet]

hehehehe!!

[austere wigeon]

also, what caused this damage?

[astral vine]

@bent

@austere wigeon

[austere wigeon]

yeah?

[astral vine]

Did you just not see my message earlier

[thorny perch]

You die from bloodloss which is really fast

[austere wigeon]

no?

[restive garnet]

that is blood of another npc and he killed

splashed on him

[astral vine]

No it's not bloodloss, like instakills

[austere wigeon]

that's sick

[restive garnet]

[austere wigeon]

what message bro? 😭

[thorny perch]

Idk thats the only conclusion i can up with

[astral vine]

Stupid bystander effect

[restive garnet]

stepping on my own blood and stuff

(that entrail is a placeholder)

[shrewd yoke]

is that intestines?

[austere wigeon]

the intestines are back....

[restive garnet]

organic rope

[spiral meteor]

is your large intestine dropped on the floor

[thorny perch]

Planetlowprivate, when are we gonna be able to reattach limbs

[restive garnet]

[restive garnet]

its le placeholder

[shrewd yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-dog-huh-gif-3793161273837169602

[thorny perch]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-dog-huh-dog-gif-9454444978823724629

[austere wigeon]

oh

mb

[thorny perch]

All of my limbs are disapearing

[shrewd yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/borat-borat-very-nice-verynice-thumbs-up-gif-25080066

bruh none of my gifs are working

[thorny perch]

https://tenor.com/view/zaza-kirmancki-zazaki-kurdish-borat-gif-2960917347084358343

[austere wigeon]

franky has been grinding cyberpunk 😭

he must love it

[restive garnet]

yesss! he deserves his rest

[past crag]

when nxt update

[restive garnet]

soon

[past crag]

nice 👍

[humble moon]

what if they added mugs as weapons for peasants
that would be very cool i think

[cerulean cloud]

guys, if you stab someone with a sword in the chest, then holster the sword, you can glitch your game into the willie colliding into you until you crash

[humble moon]

did you just curb stomp him?

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[slender spoke]

Pls add intestines back

also i wish we could choose color

[cerulean cloud]

intestines are still in the game

they are just png's

when you cut someone in half

[slender spoke]

Im talking abt the ones that came out

and you could pick up

you know what i mean

[cerulean cloud]

oh

sounds cool

[slender spoke]

Yeah and you could swing it around

[viral gorge]

fence stompeth

[humble moon]

ah yes

using intestines as a weapon

strangle someone with them is very effective

[serene estuary]

halfsword playtest short circuited my house

hwat the flip game

[humble moon]

liar

[serene estuary]

the moment i hit a guy in the head with a mace the house short circuited

[serene estuary]

you are literally trolling

[humble moon]

nuh uh

[serene estuary]

i havei literally have eye witnesses

[humble moon]

how the fuck does a fucking playtest short circuit a whole house

[serene estuary]

it wasnt the whole house just my room

but still

[slender spoke]

i did get a memory loss bluescreen while playing half sword but i assumed it was just me

[elder tendon]

the fucking grabbing makes me so unreasonably angry sometimes

[humble moon]

same

[slender spoke]

havent seen a blue screen in 10000 years

[humble moon]

like, grab on you motherfucker quit letting go

[elder tendon]

makes me want to punch a hole in my screen every time

[humble moon]

i wanna use a guy as a battering ram on the fence

but i keep letting go of them

[dire canyon]

just noticed that if you change hands with the longswords the passive parry is better

[modest estuary]

does anyone have a candle stick save for this ovrdth selection mod

i tried picking one up in spoilage and saved it but it didnt work

[slender spoke]

this game is so amazing

[elder tendon]

yes

exactly that

[slender spoke]

anyone know if its possible to get green clothes

[elder tendon]

they hadn't invented green yet

(i'm jk(

the npcs grabbing me is turning me evil

[remote crypt]

shields ^

[humble moon]

dude they grab me when im down

and everytime i get up

[humble moon]

they drag my ass back down like a fucking child that has superstrength in ONLY pulling me down

[remote crypt]

Literally

[viral gorge]

I managed to fix the gore screen bug

[tall dagger]

bro wants to be the bowel hunter

https://tenor.com/view/rezero-elsa-gif-24092302

[viral gorge]

instead of just uninstalling throught steam if you delete the game in your steamlibrary folder files, then also in your appdata/local folder, which should be named "VersionTest54". then reinstall and you'll have a fresh version of the game but you'll need to redo all your settings. better than not being able to play at all :>

[elder tendon]

i found my murderstroke

[elder tendon]

he knocked off your hat, you had to make him pay

i respect allowing him to live

[remote crypt]

agreed

he paid

[solemn tulip]

yo why does my right hand just refuse to hold on when i try to grapple

[modest estuary]

its funny scrolling damage all the way down and watching willie squirm on the end of a weapon

[humble moon]

HEAR ME OUT
broken bottles for weapons in spoilance

[summer pollen]

there are 4 playable "factions", red, yellow, blue and white. factionless npcs have random colors. yellow faction has green pants sometimes if that's your minimum.

[humble moon]

i just kicked willie in the gonads jesus

heard a crunch

[calm ivy]

Revisiting the Farmer's Axe!

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jkjnRtWBbPqmhcVJB?invite=cr-MSx0bXcsMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[reef monolith]

I prefer the small axe

[fading bridge]

is head explosion coming back???

[tall dagger]

As I’ve told people to do a million times and they say they still have the issue…. I guess they didn’t do EXACTLY as I instructed. 💀

[serene geode]

how do people take so good photos?

[tall dagger]

Skill.

[serene geode]

😎

[warm kite]

ha

[viral gorge]

🤷‍♂️

[mint wadi]

He hit me in the chest and I just...pooped out a torso.

[untold tangle]

pergnat

[drifting crane]

anyone know why my pc would run like shit when im in a fight with more than 1 enemy

i have a 3070 and my game just gets worse and worse the longer im in the fight for

[uneven trout]

how shit tho

cause its natural to have fps drop when more ppl there is

[drifting crane]

go from 120 fps in a 1v1 down to 15 in a 1v4

[uneven trout]

i mean unreal engine 😂

[uneven trout]

damn thats too bad

on my potato pc i be getting 60 on 1v1 and 1v4 i get 5 fps

[drifting crane]

ill get a clip of it

[uneven trout]

can't wait to get my new pc next week so i can finally play ultra with more than 60 fps

literally stopped playing the game that much with the shitty framerate

[drifting crane]

just tried it

drops to bout 80 at the start and just falls off from there

carnage isnt too rough but brave stand is cooked

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[smoky quail]

Willie on a Stick weapon when

[strange escarp]

guys is there a way to go slow mode

[gaunt sapphire]

does gore technically affect difficulty of fight

[wind charm]

repost because this duel needs to be seen, actually cinema

[gaunt sapphire]

can we ban this combo

[ruby shore]

Where is the Xmas update????????

[sharp edge]

i know the story of such boypreggers twinks getting a BOYBORTION

[restive garnet]

No it doesn't work with new gore tech, thats for Early Access

[fading bridge]

:c

you guys dont intend to overhaul the blunt damage in any way?

like dents or some kind of more severe limb damaging? because blunt weapons feel kinda boring right now

[quartz escarp]

should be able to punch holes in armor and create small bleeds

[fading bridge]

you are able to create bleedings and dent armor, but it blunt damage lacks actual gore in my opinion

makes me sad because the blunt gore used to be my favorite in the demo

[languid nest]

It’s being worked on and improved

Instead of heads just popping you’re gonna be able to cave them in and like

Turn them into flowers 🌺

[fading bridge]

we're so back fr

i thought that there werent going to have any changes to the blunt gore because no one was really talking about it

[languid nest]

From 2023 though

It might not be on its way for a while

[fading bridge]

bravo

[fading bridge]

still good news tho

[silver oasis]

they should add more gory animation

like glory kill when they cant fight anymore

[languid nest]

You can do that

[silver oasis]

like how

[languid nest]

The point of the game is that there are no preset animations

[silver oasis]

oh

[languid nest]

You kill willie

[silver oasis]

ok

im playing the game rn

i send a picture rn

[cyan grove]

yo how are u moving around ur weapon like that it doesnt seem like youre swinging more like youre switching stance or swapping hands or something?

also what dpi or mouse sens do u guys recommend

[quartz escarp]

looks like hes pulling his sword back and thrusting

[ocean kite]

it's in his bio, just search froid in this server, the guy with the horse pfp

[slate granite]

he does NOT want my axt near his head i wonder why

bruh he gave up HOW DARE HE

[wind charm]

650 DPI and max HalfSword sensitivity, timing side switch to generate/maintain momentum

[cyan grove]

Alr thanks bro

[slate granite]

poor little jimmy

[cyan grove]

wait wdym timing side switch?

[slate granite]

why is he still moving even his leg is moving

[wind charm]

I'm at the clubs right now, but gimme a sec

[molten echo]

[wind charm]

#1263255402729181184 message
This is a very small part of a massive jigsaw puzzle

[molten echo]

Why... WHY.... WHY THE FUCK CANT I PLAY HALFSWORD ALREADY?!?! WHY DO I HAVE TI WAIT FOR THIS STUPID BUG TO BE PATCHED

[cyan grove]

?

[molten echo]

3 words

Gore

Select

Bug

I JUST WANNA PLAY HALFSWORD DAMN IT

[restive garnet]

Early Access

[molten echo]

And now my pc's being a BITCH

[languid nest]

whebn did you change your pfp

badass

[fleet stump]

[restive garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1319058576014180458/InShot_20241219_084557289.gif

[restive garnet]

Few days ago

[molten echo]

I just wanna play cool murder game

But apparently this stupid bug decided to fuck me over and block me on the gore select screen

[supple cedar]

yesterday

[distant hemlock]

whats up my fellow half swordians, im here for say this game is the best of all time, i became too addicted to this game, my gf kept texting me thinking i was cheating on her for not responding but i was too embarrassed to tell her that i was playing half sword on steam PC

Ok now..

If the admin or the developers see this message, we would definitely appreciate some character customization

thank you.

[molten echo]

And a patch for this stupid gore select screen bug

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[gaunt sapphire]

bro this thing hits worse than any sword

willy doesnt even put strength into swing

[molten echo]

Yeah, kinda bullshit

[gaunt sapphire]

slight slap -> skull broken

[molten echo]

Blunt damage needed a nerf but thats too fucking much

If anything blunt damage now is the equivalent of a fart

Actually no

Of a fucking sneeze

[fleet stump]

It's a playtest, we playtest shit

[gaunt sapphire]

bro they unironically dont even try to swing

a mere movement breaks my bones

[cyan grove]

did willie get a buff? bro is ruthless now

i fell to the ground he grabbed my head and started swinging repeatedly until i was out cold

[cyan grove]

thank you

[molten echo]

Yeah well I cant play the game right now because I keep getting locked off behind that gore screen

[wind charm]

Have a look around the thread because it has a few other videos like that

[molten echo]

I wanna do cool shit like this again, not click around a black screen with 3 options I cant even pick

And suure I could play the demo but the arms are stiffer than a cock

[cyan grove]

👍 yeah

[elder tendon]

give Willie a neural network that learns from every match played

[molten pecan]

how got any cool mods for HS

[inner ermine]

tf

i spawnd

and lost

[quartz escarp]

honestly how do you even kill a full armored dude without beating them to death

[inner ermine]

beating him to death

[elder thicket]

My saturisation has suddenly been turned way up, anyone else experiencing this problem?

[elder tendon]

you can try to get in the gaps on the arms, legs and neck

(back of the neck usually but it's possible to get through the neck anywhere if you hit hard enough)

[timid flicker]

You don't, you ransom them off instead

[shrewd yoke]

what is the best weapon to use?

[languid nest]

notice how the AI gave him a triangular heater shield

and it mistakes the banners for windows

[languid nest]

you really gotta swing fast and hit with the head of the mace, different heads hurt different, that one is more blunt than others so aim for bone

[gaunt sapphire]

ohh wait

i meant worse

[languid nest]

swords are better but maces can be used well if you get goated

[gaunt sapphire]

as in hits me deadlier

it does WAY more damage than a sword

[tough yew]

blunt weapons are generally pretty strong against opponents who are fighting under blossfechten [fighting without armor] or harnischfechten [fighting with armor]

[gaunt sapphire]

stronger does not mean slight touch shattering my fucking bones into ash

[tough yew]

yes I agree, blunt weapons are too strong

the maces that you find in T8 are stronger than pollaxes

[reef monolith]

I love blunt

[tough yew]

oh yea punches with armor are too strong aswell

[reef monolith]

punches in general r already so strong

[tough yew]

absolutely alien lol

though I'd advocate for punches to be the same as they are in light combat since its pretty cool hitting someone with a right hook and decimating his ass

[reef monolith]

its great

[gaunt sapphire]

its cool but objectively too strong

[reef monolith]

I just feel they burst into koolaid too often

[gaunt sapphire]

"NO-" jaw broken

[tough yew]

holy

that's one pretty good hit

[crude flower]

Pretty damn epic

Broke his neck with a punch

[tough yew]

gave fists a shot

[soft osprey]

That’s funny, I swear the community is completely split on blunt weapons. Half the people say it’s way too strong and the other half say it’s way too weak

[tough yew]

they haven't fiddled enough with them to realize that they're utterly strong

[agile kraken]

sometimes i think the spin kick is a lil TOO op.

lowkey.

[soft osprey]

You don’t even need to punch in fist play, just kick like 2-3 times and Willies on the floor. Kicks are way too strong imo

[reef monolith]

yeah kicks are really strong

[tough yew]

that specific move requires a lot of precision to land, not the average willie can land them

[agile kraken]

exactly

[reef monolith]

I feel like kicks and punches r so strong we've just resorted to doing fancy tricks with them

[agile kraken]

yeah but you have to time it.

[reef monolith]

@soft osprey quick go pregnant man react the announcement

[tough yew]

roadmaps out folks, check it out

[agile kraken]

hot tf you do 360 kick???

"how"

[reef monolith]

be a sigma

[lost wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082232813698424884/1320027986820468757/HS_TimelinePlan.png?ex=67681b5c&is=6766c9dc&hm=204e89aac42ce6c2d2e9df636f1ee18af541a1d4939d2a2d427466e8ec2f35ce&

[reef monolith]

im waiting for 🫃 to be one of the reactions

[warm kite]

i hope the playtest stays up until EA.

[gray vortex]

my honest reaction

[reef monolith]

my honest reaction

[gray vortex]

my honest reaction when I see @reef monolith

🫃

[reef monolith]

my honest reaction

[summer brook]

buckler killed me after i cut his neck and arms

he gave up after i stabbed him once

[tribal pewter]

is it possible to turn your weapon around like instead of using the axe side of the polearm, i can use the hammer side?

[summer brook]

not yet

[tribal pewter]

oh

[wet thicket]

again?

[reef monolith]

erm what the repost!

[lost wagon]

double ping omg dont make me get angwy!! 😠 😈

[sharp gate]

repost so we can react with pregnant man

[lost wagon]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟

[sharp gate]

:D

[lost wagon]

💀

poor community manager

[versed matrix]

when they gonna release the game

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the juicy double ping

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they told us to

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Test

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