halfsword-chat-⚔

[wind charm]

Press C and then in camera mode, press F for freecam

[inner ermine]

also the alien language is because i forgot my kyboard was in qwerty

because 2024 in gaming we can't rebind

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzler-the-rizzler-christian-turn-rizzler-turn-gif-3468410536510015644

OOHHH

I was so lost on what was happening

Nice punch :D

[winter wasp]

I just now realised that the polearm flew for a split second

Then somehow went back in his hand when i bonked him

fever dream.

[wind charm]

I'm just out of frame to steal that Polearm to add to my collection

[winter wasp]

The spirit of m00 is watching over every polearm fight.

Half-Sword Theories.

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-eyes-gollum-gif-19782559

MELON I SEE YOU

JUST SAY IT

[frank scarab]

watching this immediately after m00's clip feels like the equivalent of the sudden aspect ratio change between Zack Snyder and joss whedon's cut.

[frank scarab]

i watch my words

[winter wasp]

Gave me some googling to do

[frank scarab]

justice league

[wind charm]

My free will allows me to say goopy woopy waggle goggle

can you say the same?

[remote crypt]

Ngl. Candelabra and pole practice is making my sword mote whippy lmao

[remote crypt]

Gibbledybop squibbled

[winter wasp]

Schloombleschlabe

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/god-bless-snoop-dogg-gif-8059454

https://tenor.com/view/green-alien-cat-green-alien-green-cat-alien-gif-721538137659195618

[remote crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1300604765440577637/Gore_fish1.gif

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorpshit-mad-gif-12826934952903770254

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1306989884476756019/caption.gif

[ruby shore]

Does anyone know if they will update the playtest further before Christmas??

[wind charm]

Why him change to eastern man!?

[winter wasp]

Apparently "make him be shocked" is an automatic race change to eastern man

Racist AI.

[wind charm]

Yeah! Asian people don't exist! (I'm asian)

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[winter wasp]

My god

Can't unsee it now

You should see the one where i asked it to make him into a headcrab

absolute horror

Randomly thought of that when i sent this clip

[molten echo]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-captain-america-red-skull-failing-fail-gif-19613837

[snow gulch]

Its kratos

[fierce umbra]

stabbing with greatsword feels great

hes sniffing my armpits

[crude flower]

Luh me some swede halberds

[slate granite]

bruh this random guy CUTS OF BOTH MY ARMS AND 1 LEG and im still alive cause im goated HIS AIM IS SO ARGH

[mellow dock]

game looks sick just started playing

[slate granite]

bruh

i just won a match

with 1 ARM

and didnt deal A SINGLE BLOOD WOUND TO THE ENEMY

AND NPC DAMAGE IS LOW

YK

he gave up

GRA

[lunar sapphire]

I lost my arm and I kicked the enemy to death

[slate granite]

i had my sword on his throat it didnt cut tho AND HE JUST GAVE UP

hands in the air on his knees and all

[lunar sapphire]

yeah they do that

surrendering

[crude flower]

I don't know how y'all work with one arm

[lunar sapphire]

your arm is bleeding but ur legs still work

[crude flower]

Whenever my arm gets cut i just curl up

My bro cannot take the heat

[lunar sapphire]

yeah lol

my character never gives up even if the leg is cut off

[crude flower]

Crazy

[molten echo]

man I love slitting throats with a perfect swing

who wins?

[worn heron]

welcome in

[hardy hemlock]

Just scalped a dude

can't post it tho cause of mee6

PoS bot tbh

[steady sail]

mee2

[crude flower]

Get gud

[hardy hemlock]

ingame ofc

out of context that sounds pretty fucked up hahaha

[molten echo]

no shit, its halfsword chat. what else could it be

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[molten echo]

what should I do with him?

nvm I think I know

just peeled off his whole back

fucking hell halfswording is brutal

[winter wasp]

first person kick

[winter wasp]

Gave my Will a little poke here

peeling backs off is fun too though

[molten echo]

IM STILL STANDING BITCH, COME AT ME

[odd garden]

excuse me , how i play this version because i istalled the beta from steam but i can only play the tutorial

@crude flower

@hardy hemlock

@winter wasp

@molten echo

@steady sail

[molten echo]

bro.

[odd garden]

yes???

[molten echo]

stop pinging everyone

[soft osprey]

Please don’t just ping a bunch of random members for no reason

[steady sail]

You go to it's steam page and request access

[odd garden]

ok ok

[lean niche]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[steady sail]

@lean niche first time in the history of earth you are needed

Yes

Thanks

Just when I was writing

[molten echo]

took you long enough

why parry when you can just cut off his hands?

[serene smelt]

I think they should make dismemberment a slider, like blood and gore

[idle crane]

There is. Gore is the dismemberment slider

[serene smelt]

It also controls like other stuff aswell though

I mean JUST for dismemberment

[molten echo]

who wins?

[serene smelt]

Right

[molten echo]

holy shit

[serene smelt]

💀

[worn heron]

I don't think this is what doc meant when he said Willie needed a Stoma

[elder tendon]

sometimes your fights look like animations

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/3-2-1-fish-321-split-3-2-1-split-gif-13398731845865633130

[molten echo]

do it

[cinder stone]

axe to the face

[elder tendon]

im pretty sure this stuff doesn't happen in my game

never seen it like that before

[cinder stone]

lol damn, axe to the waist

[molten echo]

how nice, I cant even kill that asshole because blunt dmg has been nerfed to earth's core

[topaz epoch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/comments/1hd4hy9/sometimes_you_just_skip_the_civilized_swordplay/

just saw this on the reddit and remembered is sorta accidentally pulled the same move

was wrestling a mofo while using a long sword and ha it over his head like that..... i wondered if i could just stab back.

to make the rseults more horrifying it didn't come off cleanly and kinda, hung there.....

[molten echo]

okay why the FUCK does willie KEEP HOLDING ON even when begging for mercy

thats bullshit

[tough yew]

guys without coifs are usually killed by this

they are prone to the half sword grip

[molten echo]

FUCK OFF ALREADY

I cant move properly because this dumbass is holding on to my fucking arm

WHY

BRO

npc grabbing you was a bad idea. this is bullshit, why the fuck are these two idiots still holding on to me, and they dont let go at all too, thats the worst part

oh and dont forget that your willie is stiffer than a co-

[tender quest]

actually makes no fucking sense

[graceful mist]

How do i kick i can't find the button

[molten echo]

space

[worn heron]

Beat me to it

[worn heron]

yeah its not listed in the keybinds whoopsie

[graceful mist]

Oh 😭 I thought it got removed or sum and I was just wondering

[worn heron]

nahh just a slight slip on our end. Listed it in the announcements but forgot to put it in the actual keybinds page kekw

[strong bane]

what how

[worn heron]

press V to go first person

[tough yew]

its annoying when they do that lol, add that they don't remove their grip on you till you beat them up or something idk

[strong bane]

no but like he did spin kick into head perfectly and i wonder how
Ik how to get into first person bro

[amber carbon]

wassup

is this game cpu intensive or gpu intensive

[worn heron]

I'll be honest I didn't watch the clip so I just assumed you were asking how to get into first person

I see that question often enough so mb

[strong bane]

its k

[worn heron]

Fairly. Especially on dx12, swap to dx11 if having issues

[amber carbon]

the game seems to run fine but when there is a lot of action going on my fps just go bananas

my graphics card is ok but my cpu is pretty old

[strong bane]

bananas

[worn heron]

Lots of Blood especially on multi person fights will cause some fps drops sometimes yeah, it was much worse on blood release day tbh, it's gotten fairly optimized, but it still struggles with multiple people and the small buhurts

[graceful mist]

I play on laptop so I just swing with one hand cus I can't use two but kicking makes it so much easier

[worn heron]

you dont use a mouse??? Orr

[graceful mist]

Can just kick someone in the jaw and send them straight out

[amber carbon]

I hope it gets properly optimized

cuz this game fucking rocks

[graceful mist]

Nah I don't really have nothing to rest a mouse on

[worn heron]

with Early Access will come more optimization and graphical options c:

[worn heron]

ahh gotcha, that'll do it

damn I respect the grind, using a touchpad to play

[amber carbon]

do you know if they are thinking about translating the game to other languages?

[worn heron]

they have been in contact with a few different people if my memory serves right. Frank knows decent Japanese himself, fairly sure, so that should be covered in itself, but as for others, I really don't have full confirmation

[graceful mist]

I mean you are still able to swing longswords only using a touchpad but Im pretty sure it's hard to change to the other stance after

[amber carbon]

I would be interested in helping with it

[worn heron]

I can imagine it struggles with certain aspects haha, upgrade to a foldable table when you can! Lol

[worn heron]

Wicked! I can't guarantee they're working with everybody, but go ahead and send an email to:

[e-mail]

They'll be able to help ya from there!

I'm glad you're interested

[glacial chasm]

is he okay

[amber carbon]

just hit them on the e-mail

[fierce umbra]

kick him

[fierce umbra]

why did u hit them ur so evil

[snow gulch]

no

[worn heron]

[glacial chasm]

will insurance cover it

[snow gulch]

willie insurance is the best in the world yeah

[glacial chasm]

you right hes fine

[glacial chasm]

is this bullying

[tough yew]

maybe

[glacial chasm]

im reporting you to proper authorities

[molten echo]

tried, didnt do shit

I couldnt even turn around to kick his ass

even with a fucking hammer I couldnt turn enough to hit his head

[fierce umbra]

crazy

[molten echo]

and because blunt was nerfed to shit, even the hammer didnt do anything to him

[glacial chasm]

blunt damage nerfed so bad knives do blunt damage

[molten echo]

even the falchion is dull

[alpine edge]

I just impaled a guy and he impaled me at the same time, the photo I took is great

[cursive prairie]

can someone tell me how i use OVRDTH SELECTOR

cant figure it out, ive downloaded everything and in game but nothing happens when i click the loadouts

[elder tendon]

read the description

[cursive prairie]

ive read it 3 times thats why im asking for help

[elder tendon]

you click on the tier you want to play, loud the load out, then start

it won't show up till you're in game

[cursive prairie]

aite

[elder tendon]

or in a match rather

[graceful mist]

Had to turn down the blood cus my laptop couldnt handle it without crashing everytime 😭

[worn heron]

I mean it's meant for chopping, not slashing

🫃

Pregnant man reaction

[nimble delta]

play on the lower gore settings and just turn the gore all the way up and leave the blood where it is

[nimble delta]

i gotchu

[worn heron]

Woah, the triple whammy

[elder tendon]

London simulator

[worn heron]

summon the English mods to kill you

[elder tendon]

finally

sweet release

[wise halo]

one way to lose your sword I guess

[floral swift]

anyone else unable to play the playtest??

[tough yew]

what's your issue?

[glacial chasm]

no just play it bum

[floral swift]

it keeps saying error in a smaller window

i took a screenshot but cant post it bc i aint got a tag

[tough yew]

do you have it on dx12?

[floral swift]

might sound stupid but what is that, idk alot abt computers

if its in the menu i cant reach the menu

it stops right after it says unreal engine

[wise halo]

he means this, "DirectX" is it on 12 or 11

[tough yew]

well i advice you to go to steam, properties, general and set the game to -dx11 instead of dx12

[floral swift]

okerz ill try that thanks dude

[tough yew]

do tell if you experience more issues

[floral swift]

is that in the text box??

[floral swift]

i will dw

[visual crown]

this game is so fun bro

i actually cant stop

[wise halo]

Yes

[floral swift]

frfr

[floral swift]

grand thanks

[visual crown]

when its multiplayer its gonna be insane

[wise halo]

#faq Also splitscreen is going to be there.

[visual crown]

nah

that is gonna be insane

[wise halo]

what is the problem sir?

[floral swift]

last question, do i gotta write in -direct 11 or just -dx11

[wise halo]

-dx11

[floral swift]

sound

[heady vault]

i know how to use ovrdth right but how do i get the shirtless one into peasant

[floral swift]

YOO THANKS LADS IT WORKS AGAIN

W

[alpine edge]

I hate when NPCS don't let go after they grab you and surrender

[wise halo]

Have fun playing

[alpine edge]

Here I am stuck on the ground having to surrender too because he won't release me

[spice jay]

me too

[wise halo]

bro is hugging me

[sour galleon]

its been over a week since we got an update... a big one must be coming

[wise halo]

The new "big" update will be "early acces" and you have to buy it.

[sour galleon]

hell nah i aint that dumb

[wise halo]

Also we get a roadmap first somewhere in this month

[sour galleon]

i aint believin it until i see it

[wise halo]

how do you mean ?

[sour galleon]

ik

[wise halo]

Bro we ain't getting a major free update anymore

[soft osprey]

No more free updates as he said. We may get some small patches here and there like we have been, but beyond the roadmap at the end of the month, next thing is actually early access

[sour galleon]

oh what

[sour galleon]

mb then that i didnt believe u

[wise halo]

No worries, I could understand you would believe a mod first before me

[sour galleon]

yeah because there are allot of ppl trolling in this server i got trust issues

[wise halo]

Well I can get that

[sour galleon]

yeah it happens to everybody but in different portions if you think about it

it can be major, mild etc

[wise halo]

I hit bro so hard in his face with the spiked 1handed mace he dropped all his weapons lol

[sour galleon]

brain damage

shouldve been a knockout in real life

[snow gulch]

bro is flabberghasted

[wise halo]

oh look at that, tried to make a screen and got a fatal error 😮

[wise halo]

Real

atleast he took the pic

[latent mica]

Bruh

[jolly gorge]

i think i got the worst brave stand gen ever

3 of them have spears

[steady sail]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-xqcow-embed-fail-no-embed-no-embed-perms-gif-26146774

Oh

I just checked what the embed was

That's

Crazy

[ruby glade]

Pretty polarizing but you have to appreciate the honesty

[ruby glade]

getpokedgetpokedgetpokedgetpokedgetpokedgetpokedgetpokedgetpokedgetpokedgetpoked

[steady sail]

Beg for thine life

As a man of God, you will do me no harm but let me leaven

[twin crow]

Ur a loser

[nimble delta]

DOLT!

OAF!

[nimble delta]

COWARD!

[tough yew]

sorry for the inconvenience

[nimble delta]

do you think hes okay

worried about him fr

[tough yew]

he's fine

[ruby glade]

Folded like an omelette

[alpine edge]

He only got the word Cow out, damn

[true zealot]

I've been practicing my pole vault.

[glacial chasm]

lmfao why did bro post that

[ruby glade]

The brightest stars burn twice as fast

In this case like 2 and a half minutes

[steady sail]

He was sexually frustrated against Willie

He decided he wanted revenge

[glacial chasm]

i thought it was gonna be something like crazy horrendous but it was just a slur

which kinda made it funnier

not that it was a slur

but that it wasnt something else

[ruby glade]

The inherent humor garnered from slurmaxxing in a public discord lies in its absurdity

[glacial chasm]

laugh out loud or smth

[sullen nova]

NPCs give up if you hold your weapon at their throat. Especially if they are on the ground.

sick change. i was hoping for this

[ruby glade]

They added Submission by Mogging to Half-Sword

[wise halo]

Why are you crying in vain, I have only taken your arms sir...

[sullen nova]

did the ai get a buff?

[wise halo]

They can kick now

nugget

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[dry hollow]

why r my enemies fighting themselves in brave stand

[soft osprey]

Seems to be a recent bug with brave stands and buhurts

[dry hollow]

wow

[umbral vector]

happened to me too in small buhurt

[nimble delta]

me too
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jeVxqeP9dE_O_yjcj?invite=cr-MSxzZHcsMjc5MDA0NjI3LA

[wise halo]

what you gonna do though guy

ok

[summer pollen]

is there any was to change keybinds for half sword yet

[glacial chasm]

no

[summer pollen]

ah alr

[ruby glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1286015512425402420/1317224495609806858/image.png?ex=675de868&is=675c96e8&hm=b30ec6e8242c0cf27134db9e5018d6ec8bca0de12a48fc58c14c1ac3f5d112e1& https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rSS6SuoGpYA

[vapid hull]

Is he okay?

[wise halo]

Yeah, some minor scarr tissue when healed

you could better ask if he will ever wake up again

he woke up

[molten swallow]

how do i play?

[wise halo]

playtest

[molten swallow]

its taking me 7 hours to dwonload

[wise halo]

@lean niche playtest

[molten swallow]

?

[wise halo]

Willie does not work here

WILLIE ? : (

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend the ...

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[molten swallow]

is the game still only vs ai?

or can u play with others

[wise halo]

TAKE THE Playtest option

[wise halo]

only vs AI now, early acces will implement splitscreen but idk when

[worn heron]

You have to type /playtest

[lean niche]

🚫 爪1 Ꮆ卂尺卂几ᗪ 卩丨几Ꮆ :丂ㄒ乇卂爪卄卂卩卩丨:, you can't use that.

🚫 blackgorilla_, you can't use that.

[worn heron]

Oof

[wise halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1163369143937015859/1314342640937865357/wollie.gif

[lean niche]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[worn heron]

L bozo

[molten swallow]

oh

[wise halo]

Shut up bozo

[worn heron]

My tummy hurts 🤕

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/bozo-minion-clown-gif-15624262

[worn heron]

[wise halo]

I can't help you with that

[worn heron]

😢

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-what-it-is-shrug-will-smith-idk-eh-gif-16144939

[cinder stone]

these be my settings, cuz I'm bored and want to have some fun

[honest hill]

when is a new update bru

they used to do one almost daily

[silent heart]

how do i get my character to be shirtless ?

in the playtest

[sacred nymph]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/11
download the mod

[soft osprey]

Next update is early access and will be paid for. They gave us a lot of free content. The “daily updates” were just bug fixes and qol improvements for the blood update

[honest hill]

okay

[silent heart]

oh shi thanks, if u dont mind, how do i make my own loadout? it doesnt give me like an option to pick weapons or clothing or anything

[sacred nymph]

that, I do not know 😂
I often don't use the mod

[silent heart]

lmfao i appreacite it tho, all i can get that is shirtless is a dude with the metal gloves, two other things, and a sheathed machete

[vale vigil]

how do you kick

[soft osprey]

You can only save loadouts and then load them later. There is a way to do it by messing with some files, but it’s not really allowed so the information isn’t spread. If you figure it out you figure it out, but if you do, don’t spread the information

[soft osprey]

Spacebar

[vale vigil]

im so dumb

thanks man

ive been trying to figure out since it came

[silent heart]

so i cant make like a shirtless dude without any waeapons?

[soft osprey]

The mod comes with presets, if it’s not in there then no, unless you know how to mess with the files. Beyond that it just loads loadouts you’ve saved before

There is a trainer mod being worked on though

There’s a channel for modding #modders-guild-hall

[thorny canyon]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jhiqPHiPb7RtzRY7c?invite=cr-MSxGTVUsMjU4MTgxMzM2LA the delay kills me

[trail pivot]

the fuck

[teal bobcat]

so i may have figured out the best artist to listen to whilst playing half sword...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXE-UGg9M70&ab_channel=Curta'nWall-Topic

[alpine edge]

I just listen to https://youtu.be/pT2bo03onUY?si=LnPS1NOLqw2S9woM

[teal bobcat]

a video similar to this is where i got my PFP from

wait no it was this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcKqhDFhNHI&ab_channel=the_miracle_aligner

[summer brook]

i dont even know how i only cut out this block

[winter wasp]

pure skill

[summer brook]

teeth

[winter wasp]

Might've kicked this guy a little too much

Looks like he's crying out blood

[tall dagger]

I can’t wait for blunt damage head explosion.

[winter wasp]

Same here, i'd honestly just spend the entire day smashing people's heads in whatever different ways i can find

They probably wouldn't even be unique for the first 5 hours, i'd just be smashing heads for the hell of it

[tall dagger]

Tornado kick to the jaw = head go boom boom.

[winter wasp]

You bet that if there's a slider for that, i'm turning it all the way up

[summer brook]

teeth

[winter jewel]

Anyone else find the fist vs fists the best gamemode?

[winter wasp]

I like doing Leg vs Head on it

[winter jewel]

I just dodge and throw hooks lol

[summer brook]

i cut this guys hand off and when he went to pick up his weapon the hand on the floor was opening and closing

[snow gulch]

romance is in the air

[summer brook]

hollow

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[jolly gorge]

its always fun to chop off both of a guys arms

[loud cedar]

ho do you put the photos in? i can find the file

[dreamy vector]

Idk

I would like to know to

[tight frigate]

e

[hardy hemlock]

8th tier unlocked

[coarse hemlock]

how to level easily pls

[wind charm]

LOOKING FOR A NAME FOR THIS MOVE!
😈 The best name will be solidified and used in my Pollax Tutorial! 😈

[dreamy vector]

Wait you can headbutt i just hit some one with a headbutt?

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/a9aJnyMnMAI

[vapid hull]

up n at'em !!

[wind charm]

oooooo

I was thinking "Kip-Up" because it pops up :D

[wind charm]

you got insane accuracy on that sword fr

I know every single move you make and eve- oh he fell

[willow schooner]

So I just got into a fight and won, but as the guy fell, his sword killed me. The next fight Willie was in all white. It was like he was a ghost

It was really weird

Anyone else have this happen?

[wind charm]

A Taste Of M.O.O Tech...

[calm ivy]

He liked to flap his gums, so I made 'em flap more 😂

[chilly moth]

no but reminds me of this https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iuKnsZTULNtK80HGu?invite=cr-MSx3a2MsMjA0MDg1NTI5LA

[willow schooner]

Seems about right

[hardy hemlock]

Anyone elses AI just decide they want to stand right inside of you, or am I the only one experiencing it?

[red shell]

how do i fix the loading screen being stuck

[sage bloom]

does willy know muay thai or something? his kicks disable legs in one hit

[clear saffron]

Does anyone know if theres like a secret to get the role thats at the absolute top that is locked

[quasi vector]

So when you get your arm sliced off your character just freaks out and jerks around uncontrollably

[languid nest]

Alt f4

[red shell]

yeah hes right

[clear saffron]

Good one peter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[red shell]

also does anyone know how to fix the level select not working

[clear saffron]

ALT F4 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣

[red shell]

nah its old alr but seriosly

[clear saffron]

Hey ALT F4 AM I RIGHT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[red shell]

bro its not funny anymore

[clear saffron]

ALT F4 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣

PETER THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS JOKE "ALT F4" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I HAVENT BEEN LAUGHING THIS MUCH IN MY WHOLE LIFE

[red shell]

your like 50 arent you

[clear saffron]

Hey hey

ALT F4

AM I RIGHT

[clear saffron]

I just cant get enought of it

ALT F4

[clear saffron]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫱

ALT F4 🫱

[red shell]

shut up

dont type shit

it aint funny

it was funny at first

shut up

get a dif joke

[clear saffron]

Hey hey if u cant take it anymore your should ALT F4 AM I RIGHT`????

[red shell]

im not killing myself

bro aint no way your trying to kill someone

is there a report

[clear saffron]

dont know

[red shell]

i aint talking to you

[clear saffron]

who tf u talking to then theres only us here

dumbass

[clear saffron]

No.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT DO IT IF YOU DO IT IM GONNA CRY SO MUCH AND IM GONNA DO IT MYSELF 😭😭😭😭

im gonna report you because ur trying to reverse psychology me to killl myself

thats messed up man

[red shell]

what

bro i aint do shi

[clear saffron]

Yes ur trying to make me do it by u doing it

thats fucked up

[red shell]

fucking unc

[clear saffron]

#WAP 🍷🍕

wine and pizza

[vestal nimbus]

Hello fellow sigmas

[clear saffron]

Hello

Watch out for cluster hes trying to reverse psychology manipulate devil magic on people to kill themselfs

[languid nest]

Thank you

:D

[clear saffron]

im a 40 year old man now

[soft osprey]

What the hell is all this

[clear saffron]

they had funny joke

cluster anger

grrrr

[hardy hemlock]

Why does the left hand slap do so much damage man

[languid nest]

[red shell]

bro you used it 30 fucking times

then tiold me to kill myself

[hardy hemlock]

just clapped the fuck out of a guy in full plated in a single hit

[clear saffron]

U brought that up but alr

[red shell]

pause

[languid nest]

Are you a j Cole fan

[red shell]

me?

[languid nest]

Possibly

[red shell]

no dont know who he is

[languid nest]

I see

Then I wasn’t talking to you

[languid nest]

Why are you calling people unc and you don’t know who j cole is though

[soft osprey]

Willie has a mean left, it’s just his dominate hitting hand

[languid nest]

Goon hand.

[light stirrup]

That left can crack skulls open

[languid nest]

[hardy hemlock]

I think my hand actually went through the visor and smacked his face somehow

[vapid hull]

woag, minecraft doesnt use 100% of my gpu when I optimize it

[light stirrup]

Yeah, I've played and mastered the quick left in Fist Play. It's pretty funny when you see them slowly get affected by it

[waxen hatch]

If losing a limb doesn’t kill me why can’t I fight back

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[hardy hemlock]

Even better when you just smack them once and they go down

[cerulean cloud]

is it possible to get both eyes with one pitchfork stab

[light stirrup]

Imma post one I made in the game footage channel

[gaunt sapphire]

fucker lost an eye and hes STILL going

lost his sword still tries to punch me 😭

he knocked me out but i stabbed him in torso

[wooden imp]

How do people spin kick😭

[gaunt sapphire]

they spin

and kick

[wooden imp]

Should I raise sensitivity?

[gaunt sapphire]

bro hes fucking jumping and doesnt give up

[calm ivy]

This is my most laid back KO lol
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jhpCXx5fisFDHCG80?invite=cr-MSxuZmssMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[shy maple]

Let us use weapons while on the ground to an extent ⁉️

[crude flower]

^

[weary hinge]

Which one is better, demo or playtest?

[jaunty valve]

playtest 100%

iirc demo is only the abyss

if you dont know what it is, all the videos you see above are from the demo, i think

[shy maple]

the videos above are playtest

[jaunty valve]

yeah, my mistake, i meant to say playtest

[shy maple]

the playtest is more polished but the demo is a diff gamemode

also the weapons play differently

[jaunty valve]

really?

[shy maple]

and its a bit more optimized

[shy maple]

yes

fairly different

[jaunty valve]

i didnt notice that, but i only played the demo for a couple of hours

then i discovered the playtest and really learned to play

[shy maple]

stabbing is way different

the weapons dont feel floaty

you cant swap sides

its either half sword or right handed

[jaunty valve]

oh, so a little more realistic there

i should play the demo again tbf

[shy maple]

you can also pop heads

like a watermelon

[jaunty valve]

lol

[shy maple]

the scythe is buggy

[jaunty valve]

btw, do you know how did they make the "iron mike tyson ripoff" video that's in the game footage chat?

[crude flower]

Nah the scythe is just broken

[jaunty valve]

because i cant think of a way to have coloured pants and iron gloves while not being equipped with anything else

[shy maple]

no clue

[shy maple]

its pretty good but useless against armor

[jaunty valve]

the scythe is demo exclusive, isnt it?

[crude flower]

Yeh

[jaunty valve]

yeah, i definitely need to play the demo

[weary hinge]

Dang ok thanks, does the dev still develop the demo?

Or is it just the playtest now

[shy maple]

why cant i send images

i dont want to invite you yo spotify what

[shy maple]

checj photos

actualy dont

[jaunty valve]

hahahahahha what?

[shy maple]

i was gonna send an ss

but i cannot

[jaunty valve]

why?

btw i love the new gore update

[shy maple]

demo ss

my scalp is showing

[jaunty valve]

and you're still alive?

[shy maple]

i got scalped by the first boss

[jaunty valve]

oh shit

[shy maple]

you heal funny

bru

i always die to stupid shit

he fucking tripped over a crate and got stabbed

[tall dagger]

This is quite literally a skill issue

[jaunty valve]

dont be rude man, you sound like a ds gatekeeper

but for me diying to stupid shit is the funniest part of the game

[tall dagger]

I’m not being rude. I’m helping the man figure out the issue that’s got him so worked up. I don’t spread hate brother 🥰

[humble bloom]

Its just like real life combat.
One slip up or a random act of god and your enemy takes advantage and kills you.

[tall dagger]

Random act of god. Lolll

[jaunty valve]

my bad then, misunderstood you

[humble bloom]

Weapons that are stuck in two parts of a willie at the same time are a weapon of mass destruction

[tall dagger]

Cutting 2 Willie’s with a sword.

[humble bloom]

🤤

[cinder stone]

2 Willies 1 Cup

...1 Sword

dammit

[tall dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/disgust-dog-hate-nope-no-gif-14470344

[cinder stone]

lol

I always loved that gif, iunno what was on that thing but the dog instantly learned the ability to show disgust

[tall dagger]

Dawg said “man get that shit outa here wtf?”

“Oh nah you got me fucked up today”. Ahh dog

[wind charm]

I missed TWO parries and the Polarm god's reclaimed their tool!

[gaunt sapphire]

fuck do i do now

[dire canyon]

I started doing what you do with polearms and now I am in love with poleaxes

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/i-got-some-news-calvin-payne-house-of-payne-whats-in-a-payne-name-s9e1-gif-25143991

[dire canyon]

I noticed that if you switch hands too many times, willie stops doing it

[wind charm]

Momentum and Offensive Opportunity Tech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz8gkLgSlmE

[gaunt sapphire]

🐮

[dire canyon]

he has developed consciousness

[dire canyon]

[wind charm]

The power generated is not from switching your stance anymore, the power is now generated from the trajectory manipulation that you do after

play with these 4 positions and chain your momentum trajectory

[gaunt sapphire]

blocking overhead is so hard

[dire canyon]

✍️ ✍️ ✍️ ✍️

[wind charm]

its FAST and you gotta hard read

[dire canyon]

that block was so clean

[wind charm]

If you see a fucking ORBITAL CANNON coming for your head, just trust in your tech

[reef monolith]

I perished

[gaunt sapphire]

how does one block overhead with longsword

[wind charm]

I'd go so far as to say I shat my fucking pants in this clip because I didn't have time to think of what to do, I just did

[gaunt sapphire]

it is

[reef monolith]

half sword grip?

[gaunt sapphire]

SO hard to move longsword

[gaunt sapphire]

sure let me just switch grip in the middle of enemy's swing

[crude pawn]

is there anyway to prevent my hat blocking my view in first person?

[reef monolith]

some hats dont block your view

[crude pawn]

yeah but can i take it off or some shit?

[reef monolith]

it can fall off but I dont think u can take it off yourself

maybe ram your head into the fence

[crude pawn]

braaaaaah

good idea

[gaunt sapphire]

my only solution is do this move that requires pixel-by-pixel precision

[reef monolith]

or just weave

[crude pawn]

it worked but i lost consciousness and now im half brain dead

[reef monolith]

dont worry u werent using that side anyways

[gaunt sapphire]

looks cool but 100% impractical

especially in first person

[reef monolith]

trying to do roundhouse kicks in first person actually give me headaches

[dire canyon]

https://youtu.be/w-8U3IoRnGo

epic embed fail

[gaunt sapphire]

yeah they do this move

[crude pawn]

how tf did you roundhouse kick 😭

[wind charm]

bro I sifted though like 100 clips, like 2 were swords

[reef monolith]

heres the tutorial by riva

[gaunt sapphire]

how is this a guard.

[reef monolith]

see u block the overhead strike with your body

leaving yourself wide open scares the opponent

[crude pawn]

whats the recommended dpi or should i just guess that shi

[gaunt sapphire]

im pretty sure that just gives you lots of freedom for movement

[reef monolith]

I just crank my sensitivity up

[gaunt sapphire]

• overhead is scary

[wind charm]

everything is preference, for me i have 650 DPI and max HalfSword sensitivity

[crude pawn]

wait why am i so interested in the combat in this game now 😭

[dire canyon]

intimidation + you are ready for doing an overhead attack

[reef monolith]

roundhouse kicks ✅

[gaunt sapphire]

bait overhead, thrust

how to counter overhead

[reef monolith]

yell ragamuffin, they get scared, do your own overhead

[dire canyon]

many times a combat in rl ended by demoralizing your enemy

[gaunt sapphire]

can my willy stop moving sword like a jelly

[dire canyon]

[dire canyon]

lower your sensitivity

I put mine at the 'O' of the word Mouse in the settings (400 dpi)

[reef monolith]

why did willie do this? is he stupid?

[dire canyon]

forgot to pay for the axe dlc

[wind charm]

Holy fuck finding a sword clip in my depression folder is TORTURE

[gaunt sapphire]

🔥

ok i figured out overhead

new challenge

how does one block low stance swing

[wind charm]

with a sword?

[gaunt sapphire]

yah

this is like the best willy can do

[wind charm]

these guys know whats good, I am polearm doer
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263248218297339915

[crude pawn]

am i stupid or are the roundhouse kicks hard 😭

[reef monolith]

nah clearly we need the ox guard

[reef monolith]

practice

[gaunt sapphire]

you kinda can do it

[reef monolith]

perform the confusion technique

[gaunt sapphire]

love figuring out fencing through a videogame 💔

[reef monolith]

now apply fencing techniques to homeless people on the street

[gaunt sapphire]

ok i actually know why i cant block overhead

parry assist is being an asshole

[gaunt sapphire]

stick fights

[reef monolith]

willie irl

[crude pawn]

the part where he explains what direction to turn depending on what leg you kick with kinda confused me

[reef monolith]

me personally I dont even do that

[crude pawn]

you just spin one direction all the time?

[reef monolith]

I just go forwards, kick, then go backwards while spinning

[gaunt sapphire]

ohmyfuckinggodletmemovemyswordthewayiwantittomove

[reef monolith]

@crude pawn

[gaunt sapphire]

is parry assist hardcoded

can i just take it out

[reef monolith]

chat idek what parry assist is I just kick farmers in my spare time

[gaunt sapphire]

the thing that moves your sword closer when enemy is near

[reef monolith]

does lock on strength affect that

[gaunt sapphire]

prolly not

[reef monolith]

if no setting affects it than I doubt it

still no idea what the f key does

like it says it locks onto enemies but I dont notice nothing

[dire canyon]

your camera slightly moves towards the enemy, but it's only useful if it's on max settings

[reef monolith]

ok that makes sense

I turned it off cause it sounded like it'd be annoying for roundhouse kicks

[dire canyon]

it can fuck you up in a multiple enemy scenario tho

for some reason the game focus in a random enemy and not the closest

[reef monolith]

this one felt particularly devious 🗣️

[gaunt sapphire]

you cant move your camera properly w/o locking

[reef monolith]

weird

[gaunt sapphire]

it focuses towards the closest enemy relative to the center of screen

whatever enemy is closer to center of your screen is being locked on

[dire canyon]

makes sense

[reef monolith]

im just not gonna touch it real men rawdog willies

[reef monolith]

no pause.

[gaunt sapphire]

i hate that you cant move camera w/o lock

its very slow

[crude pawn]

i hate how the npcs just grab you and then just pound your fucking face

[reef monolith]

if u can grab their hand they let go sometimes

like I just spam q and e on their hand until they let go

or I kick them in the balls and they sometimes let go

[crude pawn]

i cant hit the round house kick for the love of me 😭

[wind charm]

This is a real m00 crash out.

[reef monolith]

every second u dont hit a roundhouse one willie makes a full recovery from the hospital 🤬

[reef monolith]

so real

[crude pawn]

i just landed one but bro blocked it like yuji

i bruised his arm tho

[reef monolith]

that works

I like to injure them then hit them in the head

[wind charm]

Clean, well executed, perfect timing and no wasted input...

[reef monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[crude pawn]

why when im fighting with my fist and i click with only one arm my character doesnt like bend his arm

he just slaps

with a straight ass arm

he only like hooks if i press both mouse buttons

[reef monolith]

maybe clothesline them with that

https://tenor.com/view/wrestling-wwe-fight-gif-4121154

[crude pawn]

true true

[wind charm]

me and my homies love The Gauntlet Hook

[reef monolith]

me personally I prefer it with one hand

[wind charm]

I got a video you might like, if you wanna watch?

[reef monolith]

sure

[crude pawn]

my character wont hook when i use one hand tho

[reef monolith]

weird it always works for me

[crude pawn]

DAMNNN

smacked the shit out of bro

[wind charm]

enjoy my drilla
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/m-ag9F-QYAs

[crude pawn]

how do you hit heads so accurately with so much power lmao

[reef monolith]

willies all cower when bro drops his weapon

id say hooks are pretty powerful like here on the first hit bro still got knocked back even though it wasnt his head

[crude pawn]

is there like anyone i could ping to ask without getting banned?

[reef monolith]

🤷‍♂️

[trim lotus]

if people are gonna ban then 💀

[crude pawn]

@olive tiger how do i make my character punch with one hand king

[wind charm]

This is by far my most techie clip, 100% control all the way through

[reef monolith]

is this techie

[crude pawn]

bros goated at half sword

[wind charm]

we are going band for band bro

[reef monolith]

where my hug at

[wind charm]

Vouge kick

[reef monolith]

this clip required so much effort

[wind charm]

I'm breaking this clip chain before I go insane sifting through my folder for each similar clip

[reef monolith]

bro im going insane

[wind charm]

oh brother hol up

[wind charm]

the fucking scroll bar 😭

[crude pawn]

i feel like my camera moves so much when im in like attacking stance

[reef monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-jeremy-2ndjerma-insane-gif-21020440

my obs folder was like 15gb earlier

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-losing-my-grip-on-reality-i-have-gone-clinically-insane-my-descent-to-madness-is-complete-ive-gone-completely-mental-i-am-beyond-the-point-of-no-return-gif-23191724

[reef monolith]

each clip is 20 seconds man

https://tenor.com/view/arg-king-gg-you-are-gif-5974479106859629667

this throw is clean

[wind charm]

you are a true gamer, I've related to you more than 95% of the people in this server

[reef monolith]

the weapon physics are so silly

I threw a spear and it spun like a beyblade

[wind charm]

the physics is crack and I'm the crack addict, so many crazy clips to farm out there fr

[reef monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-thick-of-it-from-the-screen-to-the-ring-to-the-pen-to-the-king-from-the-beer-to-the-key-to-the-car-to-the-tree-gif-14731677269980130602

this one's good

[worn heron]

this is crazy

[reef monolith]

argggg!!

[worn heron]

[reef monolith]

I have another

[wind charm]

I aint never seen that shi before, GET A YOUTUBE NOW!

[remote crypt]

holy fuck lmao

[reef monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/gg-gif-6900499993463120297

[reef monolith]

nuh uh

[wind charm]

The world needs to see this shi man

[spice mango]

Chat they made the kicking so much more stable u can pull off the craziest moves

[reef monolith]

my channel is called markiplier trust

trickshot

[wind charm]

it's rare to see m00 hit this cleanly consistently

[reef monolith]

those tiktoks where the guy is like "watch this cool 3 pointer" "ignore my grandfather recording"

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0PYceSrJ7gc

[wind charm]

This is what is captured if I open my face hole.

[reef monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-jeremy-2ndjerma-insane-gif-21020440

lowkey this man is overreacting

[wind charm]

Bro we need to slow down, we have dropped at least 30 absolute fucking BANGER clips in here I need to relax

[reef monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

massive "best of half sword" compilation

2 hours long

a bunch of people's clips

u should make that

[remote crypt]

never

[wind charm]

FUCK

[reef monolith]

chop chop content boy get to clipping

[remote crypt]

I'm slowly learning

[crude pawn]

are you supposed to press the kick button as your flicking or like just before?

[reef monolith]

I do before but it depends on ur turn speed

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-devito-i-cant-no-gif-24349958

[wind charm]

pov you open HS

[reef monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/arg-king-gg-you-are-gif-5974479106859629667

[crude pawn]

how did you like switch your grip?

im slow asf sorry lmao

[reef monolith]

x

[wind charm]

X

[thorny perch]

f

[reef monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-jeremy-2ndjerma-insane-gif-21020440

[reef monolith]

I got clipped by willie instead

[wind charm]

mfw

[reef monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/the-iron-giant-animated-cartoon-save-the-world-feels-gif-3522783

my people need me ahh

[thorny perch]

moo tech

[remote crypt]

bro went nyoom

[reef monolith]

most normal weapon physics in half sword

[wind charm]

Most fair occurrence in halfsword

[remote crypt]

they had to nerf your blunt damage

[reef monolith]

just paused who got bro looking like that

[remote crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1310487001077649499/InShot_20241125_170050255.gif

@wind charm rate my learning (Trash)

[remote crypt]

LMFAO

[reef monolith]

disarmed

[feral sundial]

You Are A King! GG!

[reef monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/arg-king-gg-you-are-gif-5974479106859629667

nah we doing mma now

[feral sundial]

For Sure!! 🗣️

[tall dagger]

Bonk

[tall dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/nerf-shotint-nerf-shoting-nerf-disparando-verdadera-nerf-disparando-increíble4k-gif-26952611

[reef monolith]

new weapon dropped

[tall dagger]

My mom dropped me on my head when I was a baby.

[wind charm]

Shift holding and Paxe do not mix, instead of breaking from engagement by moving I'd recomend timing a well placed kick to make willie fuck off (mfw i didn't press enter)

[tall dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/glued-my-head-to-my-shoulder-simpsons-gif-10892101

[remote crypt]

No shift?

[tall dagger]

That’s happened to me atleast 10 times.

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-jason-hayes-sonny-quinn-seal-team-s6e10-gif-27128695

[reef monolith]

mysterious

[tall dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-kitten-wiggle-tongue-gif-16069048

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/death-euphoria-endorphin-terrible-gaming-individuals-gif-25119441

[thorny perch]

Is that willoe

[tall dagger]

Hhh. Ha gfv. Bf. Bc . Utd. Yhhhhhhhh bbbyhhhhhhhhhhhbvbvbghggvvğkhhgh

Fell asleep. My fault.

[reef monolith]

AAAAAAAASLUHKLYGDDA

sorry guys my phytoplankton stepped on my keyboard

[tall dagger]

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Shit my fault. My Willie slipped out of my hand and plopped onto the keyboard

[thorny perch]

something was burnt

[remote crypt]

how to break a bind 101

[remote crypt]

@wind charm I think I just larped as you

[reef monolith]

I wish there were more posts in grapplers guild

this is sick

[remote crypt]

@wind charm this next clip

I think I peaked

[reef monolith]

ragamuffin 🗣️

[wind charm]

try the double blunt, it's the hardest Polax

[remote crypt]

It's my work noti noise

[remote crypt]

one minute I want you to see this. Its uploading

@wind charm

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-god-of-war-nodding-yes-gif-15404340

[remote crypt]

Fam

the knockdown shot

made me scream

[wind charm]

just ease up on the inputs, every input you do must be intentional so you can chain it to the next one

[remote crypt]

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

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[wind charm]

lemme pull the paxe out

[remote crypt]

but

smack

[wind charm]

just so i can mirror the clip u sent

[remote crypt]

smack

[tough yew]

stab

[remote crypt]

stab

[remote crypt]

Do you like my stab @tough yew

[tough yew]

its a neat stab yes

[tall dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/drugs-gif-26893586

[wind charm]

FENCER! You are NAILING that momentum I thought It was one of MY CLIPS!

[remote crypt]

❤️

fencer is the best

[tough yew]

the doppelganger

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/logan-stare-what-did-i-do-what-do-you-want-gif-21042383

[tough yew]

thanks!

[wind charm]

I haven't seen anyone do what I do until you posted that clip

[tough yew]

that was pretty brutal

kinda messed up here but still a neat little clip

[tall crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1309169134000668774/1316826671181070366/attachment.png?ex=675e7027&is=675d1ea7&hm=8ed6d6135c5feee957aabab7a1aa5c337ca23f7cd66a84dd25ff88c77b5f2ea8&

[tough yew]

performed a neat little grapple

[remote crypt]

[wind charm]

so every move I made that clip was intentional, some didn't land but I maneuvered into a position where I could re-engage, I was laser focused on his range and if he could hit me and when he couldn't I prepared for the next one

[reef monolith]

lightly grazed him

[remote crypt]

I see

lemme try something

[tall dagger]

thats one hell of a death position

[wind charm]

It will become muscle memory later on, but every move and every swing you do with a Polax must be able to be chained into the next whether its a parry or a counter

[reef monolith]

old clip

[tall dagger]

still love the dust trail.

absolutely filthy

[remote crypt]

Like this?

[tall dagger]

I cooked this one up a few days ago

[reef monolith]

been noticing recently that I keep going on top of willie like in the video

[frail forge]

gosh!

[tall dagger]

ayo??

i saw that pregnant man...

[frail forge]

since when did half sword chat become 1984

[frail forge]

cant react or post gifs or pics

big ole gay

[reef monolith]

become level 2

[frail forge]

does that cost money?

[tall dagger]

no. just time

[reef monolith]

u must yap more

[frail forge]

time IS money

[tall dagger]

damn straight

[frail forge]

the cost of not being a yapper

[reef monolith]

is this a dropkick

blimey! 🗣️

[frail forge]

no that's FAKE KICK

[tall dagger]

every time i get on this game i swear they buff the farm weapons more and more. can you guys fucking stop?

[reef monolith]

this one's good

[reef monolith]

the hoe is unstoppable

[frail forge]

what onlyfans does to a society

[wind charm]

It comes with time and knowing both the range of you and your opponent's weapon, I will say that I saw you let Willie get too close before initiating your counter/parry, I said this to another guy awhile ago. Parrying always starts sooner than you think and landing a clean shot is always further than you predict

[remote crypt]

[tall dagger]

its not even the hoe. every time willie has an axe, if he even grazes me a tiny bit with it then i just fucking fall over and die, ON MINIMUM PLAYER DAMAGE

[frail forge]

the game must be trolling you for using minimum player damage

[reef monolith]

simple solution

[tall dagger]

brother im jus tryna kick

[coarse hemlock]

HOT

[frail forge]

kicking is for losers

[reef monolith]

but yeah the axe is a bit strong sometimes (minimum player dmg)

[frail forge]

real men fight with their FISTS

[tall dagger]

rank 0. never forget

[frail forge]

the lion does not turn his head when the small dog barks

[tall crane]

turkish willie

[wind charm]

I can safely say that @tough yew gets the idea of why stance shifting is such an invaluable tool 🔥