halfsword-chat-⚔

[jolly gorge]

wait was that a bad gif? (asking for contextual purposes)

[teal mural]

Something about videogames and pseudonymity makes people unable to be normal

[silent gorge]

no but this chat is half sword chat
There shouldnt be content pertaining out of half sword

[minor bough]

It's november 22nd here. Now we wait

[still gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-have-nothing-cant-beach-sea-gif-15877075

[royal epoch]

just needed a morale boost

[limpid lava]

I can't wait to get home from work tomorrow~

[ember flame]

thats cool, i didnt really draw that much when i was a kid but i did follow those yt vids and enjoyed them.

[worn heron]

yessir

[placid flare]

wtf happened here!?

is it basically someone saying we're all insane?

[tired kelp]

sorry, still only 10:45, gotta wait for me

[jolly gorge]

these were a canon event, and i will take NO contradicting opinions😎

[gaunt grail]

God get with the times buddy

[gritty umbra]

guys i got one question
why dont presidents fight the war and why do they always send the willies

[worn heron]

its not inherently nsfw but we have had people complain because of the context of it (which is SA)

[silent gorge]

war never changes

[teal mural]

Generic dudebro bullshit, someone got called out and warned for using racial slurs, all the freeze peach chuds for arced up about it, bans happened eventually

[formal flame]

MAN 🚹 I HATE 😡🤬🤬☠☠ THAT STUPID 🫠🫠🫥🤡 DUMB BLUE 💙💙💙💦💦💤💤💤🧞‍♂️🧞‍♂️ DRAGON 🐉🐉🐲🐲

[neon mantle]

Same

[glass jungle]

Why can't people just be civilized

[gaunt grail]

Everyone has to take a minute to think about their messages which makes me really appreciate this

[ember flame]

well i got to go to bed so i can enjoy the update tomorrow gn people with half a sword, i hope you find the other peice to it soon!

[jolly gorge]

human nature, for there to be good, someone has to be a fucking idiot😂

[placid flare]

oh crap. its. everywhere

[silent gorge]

gn dont die

[neon mantle]

He can do what he wants, you dont control us

[teal mural]

I'm in Australia and gently hoping we get it before bedtime so I can furiously bash my Willie before waking up and doing my weekend chores

[gritty umbra]

if you react with 👌 your stupid as fuck

[glass jungle]

Goodnight, have dreams of willie

[ember flame]

I hope i dont lmao thx gn

[jolly gorge]

@rose hinge god i love the commitment😂

[formal flame]

No he's immune to dying cause blood isn't out yet so he can't bleed out so he's good

[placid flare]

The reason why we do good, Is to not cause unnecessary counter-productive suffering towards others. I'll slam willies and cut them into salami

[silent gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[worn heron]

fuck that guy!🗣️

[teal mural]

Yeah but the satisfying gurgly noises :c

[jolly gorge]

genuinely read that as pound town

[gaunt grail]

Why I'd love to

[placid flare]

the blood update got me turning willies into salami (procedural cutting is cool)

[worn heron]

I started to wonder if I timed them out for a sec because of how long they kept this up for

[gritty umbra]

I did too at first when i saw it

[formal flame]

Guys I think the update is out. I just went to the bathroom and blood was coming out of my willy!

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/zoo-wee-mama-rowley-exclaim-sheesh-oh-my-gif-21543312

[severe falcon]

which timezone is the update aimed for

[severe gulch]

[jolly gorge]

nah, this is the best kind of trolling, harmless and giggle-worthy

[worn heron]

No idea!

[cobalt scarab]

Guys I'm watching Star Wars for the first time, I hope this Anakin kid goes far in life <3

[placid flare]

universal.

[tender socket]

chivalry 2 ahh fighting

[glass jungle]

boi

[ember flame]

damn it, i made a worse version of this joke earier lmao

[worn heron]

All I know is that they are still testing it as we speak 🗣️

[worn heron]

[winter sable]

This is crazy (1 minute delay is even crazier)

[severe falcon]

so itll be out today 18:59 even for Australia?

[jolly gorge]

well, if the announcement is correct, around 3 hours from now we get willie blood!!!(doubtful but speculation is fun)

[formal flame]

Shit I am literally I am that kid who repeats your joke louder

[placid flare]

absolutely. it depends on timezones

[cobalt scarab]

I'm starting to feel the developers should have specified time zones.

[gaunt grail]

Guys I think the update is out. I just went to the bathroom and blood was coming out of my willy!

[neon mantle]

Stop speculating

[royal epoch]

One of my fastest fights

[rose hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-gusfring-gif-24463299

[glass jungle]

HUZAAHHH

[jolly gorge]

i speculated w ur mom last night

[formal flame]

Hahaha that's so good man

[zealous token]

what update are we talking about?

[winter sable]

👌

[placid flare]

they should specified the country they are developing the game in. and we would get a grasp of their timezone

[worn heron]

I know I'm sorry the slowmode was needed
But Yee, they're perfectionists. Always making sure they can scrub out anything before it launches!

[gaunt grail]

Haha thanks man it took me forever to come up with it!

[teal mural]

wait, there's an update coming??

[cobalt scarab]

Guys what is Halfsword?

[neon mantle]

Incorrect. She died 4 years ago, my dad shortly before. Speculate with dead people all you like, i'm sure you'll go far

[minor bough]

B l o o d

[worn heron]

The issue is, if they give an exact time, and miss it, the community will be Giga mad. It's best to just give them the day.

[shut glade]

i feel like devs should always specify a timezone + add a day to their projected release if they dont want to deal with screeches of
"UPDATE????? UPDATE WHEN???? IT JUST TURNED 12:00 AM, UPDATE WHERE?????"

[jolly gorge]

yall, the time that is posted is the same time all around the world, we just dont know exactly when around that time it will come( if it even does that time)

[formal flame]

Bro has no idea. Your mind is gonna be blown

[glass jungle]

I can't wait any longer. Free the willie update!

[worn heron]

You came at a good day! Blood and gore returns!

[winged moss]

Who is halfsword

[mint raven]

Me

[placid flare]

john halfsword

[worn heron]

Lemme lower slowmode for a lil since them folks aren't causing issues anymore

[gaunt grail]

Can I see your halfsword

[teal mural]

wait this is gonna have blood in it?? i can't play it then that's too scary :c

[winter sable]

That’s good. I hope my laptop will be capable of handling such amazing dismembering and bloodshed.

[royal epoch]

wanna see a video of willie doing a backflip

[cobalt scarab]

It's also silly people expect it at midnight when like people wake up and like go to work and like also upload the update and like time and like uhh um m

[gritty umbra]

Ill do you one better
WHAT is halfsword

FUCK THATS WHAT THE GUY SAID BEFORE I WAS REFERENCINF THE INFINITY WAR SCENE

[neon mantle]

It wont

[formal flame]

Don't worry you will be able to turn it off in settings

[tender socket]

half sword is the friends we made along the way

[winged moss]

This might actually be the realist thing I’ve ever read

[jolly gorge]

willie halfsword

[worn heron]

I can't tell if this is satire or not- but if you're serious, there will always be the option to disable it

[mint raven]

John Helldive

[timber zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-surprised-shocked-scooby-doo-gif-27246254

[placid flare]

sword in half

[cobalt scarab]

@rose hinge You are committed to this bit.

Just as I send this you stopped. Coward!

[minor bough]

My PC already crashes if I try running the DX12 version even without gore. Im cooked 😭

[glass jungle]

If it can run undertale, you are good

[gaunt grail]

They should release it at 11:59 tonight to fuck with everyone

[mint raven]

It’s 1am

[jolly gorge]

upwards of 10 minutes of JUst reactin, im genuinely impressed atp

[teal mural]

it's a technique in historical longsword and greatsword fighting, where you grab the sword halfway up the blade for greater manuverability in close spaces

[cobalt scarab]

Me submitting college assignments fr fr (relatable)

[winter sable]

I have 3050ti , intel core i5 and 16 gigs of ram

[worn heron]

the verbal warn made them go nonverbal

[timber zodiac]

👌

[mint raven]

3060 with 32 gigs 💅

[jolly gorge]

im shgiggling

[minor bough]

1080 with 16 gbs 😔

[placid flare]

laptop 3050 with 8 gigs :(

[neon mantle]

Hakfsword is unoptimised. Your laptop will boil from the outside in

[worn heron]

[teal mural]

very much a joke yeah i've been playing since the void demo, i avoided the discord for a while bc of similar chuds as we saw today, but i'm a big fan and excited for today's update.

[gaunt grail]

He's great at charades

[jolly gorge]

69420 with 9 and 11 elevenths gigs

[formal flame]

Discord mod... Can't recognise sarcasm... Draws bright blue dragon characters... 🤔

[worn heron]

want to see a glimpse of what you'll be getting into?

[worn heron]

yeah, I have autism

you spotted it

[minor bough]

I remember playing the itch.io version back when it came out. What a long way this has come, just what I hoped would happen when I tried it for the first time 🙂

[gaunt grail]

Dude same

[placid flare]

7-11 gigabytes, got it from the same convenience store

[teal mural]

i've been watching all the mod updates but if you've got something then sure

[winter sable]

Relatable

[glass jungle]

BOING

[gaunt grail]

Man I can't wait for my Willie to bleed

[gritty umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/man-yeah-i'm-man-meme-the-flash-batman-arkam-gif-12016075606724428920

[worn heron]

I have something that certainly not everyone has seen yet

[royal epoch]

after further review, it isn't quite a backflip, 6.7/10. Sent willie to sky papa

[worn heron]

Check this out c:
https://youtu.be/f9nbOzmgqYc?si=hgNamaqDqhNdB25D

[gilded veldt]

what

[teal mural]

we're in a discord channel about an indie game developed by obsessive nerds trying to make the most detailed medieval gore sim ever made.

everyone here's autistic, its just some of us recognise it.

[jolly gorge]

explains why your a mod for this niche game server😔(this is wholeheartedly a joke berry, ur chill lmfao)

[neon mantle]

Everyones seen the face thing

[winged moss]

Holy shit

[formal flame]

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic now... suddenly turns autistic um. Trains.

[worn heron]

No it's not a joke it literally explains it

[cobalt scarab]

Actual question, are there no organs in this update?

[placid flare]

i'm autistic

[minor bough]

How did I miss this?! We can cut a guy's face off? NICE

[worn heron]

Quite a few haven't still! It's an unlisted video

[gritty umbra]

Arent we all

[shut glade]

why engage in an elegant dance of parrying and ripostes all to land a single precise strike to end a fight in one blow when you can just beat the shit out of your enemy so that they cant even take a single swing

[gaunt grail]

I'm also autistic don't worry my good man. This is not a joke for clarification

[jolly gorge]

OH MY FUCK HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS???? will this be possible with the dynamic dismemberment?

[royal epoch]

that is so good i feel bad holy shit

[glass jungle]

We autists must stick together

[gritty umbra]

WHAT THE FUCK

[gaunt grail]

I can't wait to do that to his willie

[timber zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-surprised-shocked-scooby-doo-gif-27246254

[placid flare]

Oh so my theory was right.

WILLIE LIMBS HANG OFF IF PARTIRALLY CUT

[winter sable]

Can we do this on every part of the body? Like if I split his arm in half but don’t fully slice it off, will it just be swinging like that?

[worn heron]

nope! We will not be getting organs in the 1.7 gore build, that'll be something to come with 2.0 in early access, and it'll be visceral. For now we will have hollow Willie, flesh, bone and blood, revamped with 250% quality

[minor bough]

I watched that video and that's almost gore outside of my comfort range lmao, great work Frank

[gritty umbra]

yeah can you cut his crotch off

[cobalt scarab]

I don't think he'd be capable of that irl also

[teal mural]

my version of trains is literally swords, so like - yknow. hence being here. lol.

[gaunt grail]

Can't wait until Willie is filled up

[royal epoch]

bro wants organs when i felt my organs watching that

[placid flare]

I LOVE WILLIE FLAVORED SALAMI!!

my verison of trains is also swords, animals, and guns, and rimworld

[glass jungle]

I'm guessing the hanging limb was made by Actually severing it completely, but leaving a rigging bone to hang it on by.

[shut glade]

your average narcos member that listens to funky town begs to disagree

[formal flame]

My mom says I'm not autistic im just smart

[worn heron]

Yep! It'll be dynamic. The physics have been improved so much, that the sheer weight of willies body will allow for him to slump over and finish tearing through a cut.

[teal mural]

i will miss the ability to swing noodle guts around like a lasso from the void demo, but for the sake of turning willie's head into vertical pacman like in that video, i guess it's acceptable 😛

[jolly gorge]

in that case, do you have any idea if the dynamic dismemberment includes partial slices? or is it just clean all the way through cuts?

[lilac geyser]

2 hours

[royal epoch]

we asked and they are delivering willie straight to the dome

[placid flare]

the face cutting reminds me of a reference

[cobalt scarab]

Then I hold fear.

[gritty umbra]

i would check that with my mom but i havent seen her in 3 months

[tranquil flame]

this ture?

[minor bough]

This is gonna be THE gore game now with these insane physics

[jolly gorge]

is there a demonstration of this somewhere?

[worn heron]

you can get all the way through the body

[vestal flare]

MKX Scorpion fatality

[formal flame]

Aw you should call her as long as she didn't do something fucked up

[gilded veldt]

i can’t wait to chop willie into slices

[worn heron]

Galaxy has sent a clip, but I'd have to try and fish it up. Lemme see if I can

[gritty umbra]

she did

[glass jungle]

I think Mortal Kombat does the same thing with it's dismemberment, but without the physics involved

[cobalt scarab]

Also I guess the thing setting it off 100% is the screaming, but I imagine towards release that'll be ironed out.

[tranquil flame]

Saw somewhere the time is random

[royal epoch]

the time is when they ready

[jolly gorge]

was, they changed it, but as bb said they are actively testing it rn

[neon mantle]

For the last time, no set time for patch

[gritty umbra]

Whats the dev's time zone?

[placid flare]

do you know they also make that if a limb is severed, the clothing wont disappear

[cobalt scarab]

Georgia (european)

[gritty umbra]

K

[worn heron]

Here it is https://youtu.be/1KvxeiLxAGk?si=iwaXp3rds8KvkIUa

[placid flare]

Go to #annoucements and click on the date you'll get a personalized timezone

[royal epoch]

how do yall feel about one shot fights

[formal flame]

Sorry to hear that bro ❤️‍🩹🫂

[cobalt scarab]

Good but they need to be harder to pull of.

[worn heron]

I like the realism but sometimes they happen a little too easy

[crisp swift]

it comes out at 3 am for me

[gaunt grail]

Me when I fucking get you

[worn heron]

[cobalt scarab]

It's all about that gameplay/realism factor innit

[winter sable]

Like a piece of cake

[placid flare]

i love believable ones. they are somewhat longer but still brutally fun

[glass jungle]

I wish star wars had a game with these mechanics, i want to dice stormtroopers, or even droids if T rating is needed

[crisp swift]

I am immediately getting to work on a vid when the update comes out

[teal mural]

historically accurate

[worn heron]

but yeah, pay attention to the chop on his body, it goes partially through him, then when he falls to his knees, the weight of his body causes the rest of his torso to detach

[cobalt scarab]

Unless they add more health to a more arcadey gamemode, levels to clear etc. but keep a realistic simulation level setting for free modes to keep that "Beam NG of Medieval Combat" thing going.

[neon mantle]

Jedi academy 2 and saber_reallisticcombat 1 in command console

[worn heron]

it's incredible physics work, really

[jolly gorge]

wait, i thought that was just a full cut that anime'd itself, is that actually him tearing away from his lower half?

[gaunt grail]

Force unleashed has some of this i believe

[timber zodiac]

ETA 2 HOURS TILL THE BLOOD GOD IS UNLEASHED

[glass jungle]

I enjoyed that back in the day, but i meant with modern gameplay possibilities

[formal flame]

This makes me feel like such a fucking psycho for how amped up hearing shit like that gets me

[worn heron]

Yup!

[jolly gorge]

holy fucknuggets im gonna crumb

[placid flare]

yooo 2 hours!

[neon mantle]

Jedi survivor w mods is the closest

[crisp swift]

2 hours. this will be good

[gaunt grail]

Makes my Willie tingle

[worn heron]

[placid flare]

THE TIME WHERE I GET HOMEEEEEE! WOOOOOOOOOOOO, FINALLY I GET TO MAKE WILLIE SALAMIS

[gritty umbra]

Thanks

[glass jungle]

Is it a full through cut that is just scripted with a rig to stay together, or is it actual physics in the mesh itself that holds it?

[cobalt scarab]

Are you at least in a paid position or do they think you're a psycho?

[placid flare]

physics and mesh. the hitbox must be fully cut

[winter sable]

Lmaao

[tacit thicket]

Hey guys

[jolly gorge]

holy shit do a podcast or sm man im losing my fucking mind😭 ur deadpan delivery made me laugh

[cobalt scarab]

Deadpan Podcast™️

[worn heron]

Honestly, I don't know the semantics behind how it works with the physics and weight detaching him, but it'd be a valid question for Galaxy probably

[formal flame]

Straight fire.

[tacit thicket]

Any news on the update?

[fringe cape]

30 minute non-stop emoji reaction discord action. No better way to spend one's time, I think c:

[worn heron]

lmaoo. I used to stream some. I want to get back into it

[worn heron]

he's doing God's work. Some would warn him for spam- me? No, I praise this man

[gaunt grail]

What a sexy voice, just What I'd expect from the moderator of this server that should tell the devs to give specifically me the update early 😎

[glass jungle]

the face cutting clip looks slighty like its a full cut with a rig bone holding it, but it's still really well done and i can't wait to play it

[placid flare]

damn your voice is immaculate for that. its comedic

[tender topaz]

i think he's meditating 👌

[cobalt scarab]

I mean it doesn't really do anything bad.

[fringe cape]

Shows us all what we could become if we fester in this pit for too long

[timber zodiac]

2 HOURS 😎

[placid flare]

also the spam react? he will tire himself probably. as long there is no harm done its fine

[gaunt grail]

Based CST chad

[worn heron]

the one time someone says I don't sound like schlatt 🙏🙏

[worn heron]

it's nothing like the guys from earlier so it's harmless

[cobalt scarab]

This sounds nothing like Schlatt. Be prideful of that.

[gaunt grail]

Wow you sound like my favorite youtuber jschlatt haha that's crazy have you heard of him he's awesome

[formal flame]

Lee there be no bloodshed - no wait, no honour in bloo- i forget what he says

[glass jungle]

his beard was shaved more than he wanted and he lost his pride

[fringe cape]

I just find it entertaining to think it's a hobby of theirs. To come home after a long day of work to emoji react for a few hours, then repeat it all again tomorrow

[royal epoch]

time to play overwatch until update, have some built up anger towards shit healers smh

[jolly gorge]

@worn heron so for curiosities sake, we are going to be able to brutalize Willie in EVERY way we have seen in #work-in-progress and the sort?

[placid flare]

i'm rimworlding

[formal flame]

It'd be sick if in the full game if you were doing some arena type shit where you're one guy and you do multiple fights, if you got a limb removed then next fight you had like a peg leg or arm or some shit

[worn heron]

I get bullied a lot by people in this chat saying I sound like him sometimes. Only sometimes.

Sometimes I don't, but sometimes?

[cobalt scarab]

Does the player also get dismembered? Am I going to fight with one arm?

[placid flare]

yes you do. you're also willie

[gaunt grail]

You did in the void demo so probably

[teal mural]

we are all willy

[glass jungle]

in Demo, i had some opponents still come at me with one arm

[worn heron]

probably 🫂

[formal flame]

In the qna didn't the devs say you're technically ivan

[jolly gorge]

If you sound like Schlatt, then every 21-26 male with a deep voice sounds like schlatt😭

[placid flare]

but unlike the demo, you won't likely live long enough since in playtest you bleed eternally

[worn heron]

Yeah but we ignore that

[cobalt scarab]

In Void demo though you usually just get hurt not dismembered if I recall, unless you die die, probably balancing.

Then again, this is an arena fight.

[gaunt grail]

I lost an arm one time so

[placid flare]

you usually will lose a hand or an arm and live.

[cobalt scarab]

I never did once strangely.

[fringe cape]

👌

[formal flame]

So basically half sword game play is just two willies rubbing against eachothers

[rose hinge]

I CANNOT REACT TO YOUR MESSAGE WITH OK

[limpid lava]

Willie is not a being willie is a state of being.

[cobalt scarab]

I love he skipped this one. Mans is paying attention. Grinding.

[placid flare]

okception

[fringe cape]

Yeah no shit

[worn heron]

[gaunt grail]

It only happened to me once, I believe i died the next fight

[worn heron]

Schlimpression

[placid flare]

get ok ceptione'd

[worn heron]

[cobalt scarab]

How are you doing friend?
What is life like?

[gaunt grail]

Schlansgender

[jolly gorge]

Ok, when you get impassioned you start to sound like him, JUST A LITTLE

[royal epoch]

can i show yall an actually willie shot, crafted it just for yall

[jolly gorge]

did the devs say what time the update is

[placid flare]

the schlatter

[worn heron]

[tender topaz]

oh no there's two now?

[limpid lava]

When its ready is the only timeframe

[worn heron]

mfw he blocked you

[placid flare]

GO TO #announcements AND THEN CLICK THE DATE.

[glass jungle]

Always two, there are... A master and an apprentice

[royal epoch]

watch closely, master willie poker at work

[placid flare]

for me, Its friday 22th november 3:59 PM

[jolly gorge]

4:97 pm

[jolly gorge]

We need to remember this is speculatory😭

[formal flame]

I didn't even know you could do voice messages on discord until you

[gaunt grail]

Will we be able to neuter Willie

[worn heron]

[limpid lava]

The time was never officially decided. They said they would still be working on it during release day

[worn heron]

I'm a very vocal person around here

[placid flare]

are you singaporean or indonesian perhaps. since i noticed theres +1 hour

[tender topaz]

for me 9:59pm
heh timezones

[gritty umbra]

hopefully update release soon

[cobalt scarab]

I will reiterate a criticism here for the Devs btw, Blood if you forward somehow as well;

Many people missed that it actually shows you the time and date there. I did as well. A small disclaimer at the bottom saying "Check here for when it releases in your time zone" or something along these lines would go a long way for the confusion in this community, easier for moderation and more.

[worn heron]

Also fyi they're only on mobile because discord is stupid

[formal flame]

3:59am for me apparently. It's 2:18 now. Might havt to stay up

[winter sable]

For me it’s 08:18, I’m silly European

[gaunt grail]

Indeed

[glass jungle]

It's 10 here

[placid flare]

its 14:19 or 2 PM

[indigo zealot]

is the time right on it bloodberry

[worn heron]

That's just the time discord selected by default.

[fringe cape]

Oh nice. Maybe I will stay up a bit to check it out... will only have like 5 hours of sleep but I think i'll manage...

[formal flame]

Wait so they just wouldnht show up on desktop?

[graceful rain]

how do I make it 4am rn

[worn heron]

They will, but you can't record them on desktop lol

[cobalt scarab]

Ah, so it's also false information that people are staying up for. Another good thing to note.

[indigo zealot]

so would you know what time it releases in est?

[formal flame]

Drugs

[placid flare]

again its time zones

[graceful rain]

I'm already rolling on amphetamines

[steep bison]

We all hyped?

[sage bloom]

do the width of weapons matter? some longswords are broader than others, dunno if weight is a thing

[cobalt scarab]

I assumed "default discord time" means they set the date but not the time and Discord auto-filled it.

[formal flame]

3:59am. But I wouldn't expect an exact time. Devs might run into something or get caught up

[placid flare]

yes it does, some wider weapons mean shittier cutting

[worn heron]

pretty sure it's just the default time that discord set it to. This is out first time using discords universal time system, so that was the default time it set for the 22nd, if I recall correctly.
In the future we will know how to use it more accurately

[glass jungle]

well, i gotta sleep now. goodnight everyone, see you when everyone is bloody and full of holes!👋

[gaunt grail]

That's kinky

[cobalt scarab]

This is good to know comrade. Stay strong. We love you.

[jolly gorge]

I thought you had to imput a certain time, so that's my fault lol

[shut needle]

Well, we will see then in a couple hours or so

[worn heron]

I'd say it'd be best to sleep if anybody is staying up late to play, don't ruin your schedule ;p

[cobalt scarab]

@rose hinge has a competitor it seems, @wise hollow

[formal flame]

Thoughts on keyboard

[wise hollow]

<3

[tender topaz]

what if they put in the wrong date 💀

[gilded veldt]

since gore will be all physical, i’m hoping in due time ill see an image of willie with a huge hole in his crotch

[limpid lava]

Is like talking to a wall sometimes in here, thank you for pasting that. Lol

[jolly gorge]

What the fuck

[teal mural]

other way around. broader weapons tend to cut better, narrower weapons favour the thrust.

[gaunt grail]

What the fuck

[glass jungle]

what in gawds name is that keyboard

[worn heron]

so you're one of those people

[cobalt scarab]

Burn in hell. This is the worst.

[formal flame]

I love it actually. Keeps me from fat fingering shit constantly

[worn heron]

I use swipe keyboard effectively so I can't say much.

[placid flare]

:( my eyes

[gilded veldt]

of course

[shut needle]

Have you tested out the blood physics?

[winter sable]

Joystick ahh keyboard

[gaunt grail]

Much better than the letter wheels imo

[gilded veldt]

what the fuck is with this slowmode again!!

[jolly gorge]

swipe keyboard, not "rub out ur phone" keyboard😭

[worn heron]

I already said this

[placid flare]

What in the gta V inventory is this keynoard

[royal epoch]

yo i know nobody else that uses swipe

[worn heron]

[cobalt scarab]

Never understood swipe keyboards neither. I just type forever like a young man using his old phone with a keyboard physically.

[jolly gorge]

✋️

[gilded veldt]

who is reacting to every single message

[steep bison]

Keyboards are weird

[tender topaz]

dang i sometimes use swipe keyboard

[winter sable]

Csgo buy wheel

[worn heron]

You're right, I type with my mind.

[royal epoch]

once you are good at swipe its like your conscious thoughts transport into the phone

[limpid lava]

I don’t envy you.

[worn heron]

let's goo

[winter sable]

Bro got the neuralink chip!!!

[worn heron]

I'll probably say it twelve more times before I go to bed

[steep bison]

Best way to do it

[gilded veldt]

or.. hear me out.. same effect, easier navigation, normal keyboard

[formal flame]

You just hold and drag in the direction of the letter and then if you tap anywhere on the big wheel it does the one in centre. Requires way less accuracy if you have big ol gorilla thumbs like me

[jolly gorge]

I'm pretty sure you js described learning to use a keyboard

[royal epoch]

but you dont gotta lift besides per words its more efficient that way.

[gaunt grail]

I use my Willie for all typing means

[gilded veldt]

your willie or

your “willie”

[teal mural]

oh hey is the new update gonna have stuff like slow mode like from the void demo?

[gaunt grail]

I am a minor I should probably not continue

[gilded veldt]

[pliant plume]

someone will probably make a mod

[placid flare]

its not from void demo

[gilded veldt]

can this guy please stop reacting to every message

[royal epoch]

that is a lot more intuitive than I thought

[teal mural]

i found slow mode super fun for dueling moments and would love to see it return. honestly i miss a lot of stuff that was in the void demo, i liked the progression and bosses.

[gritty umbra]

I hate it go die

[placid flare]

its gauntlet mode

[fringe cape]

👍

[formal flame]

Call me willy cause all this hate gonna make me smash my face into the sharp point of a greatsword

[fringe cape]

👌

[rose hinge]

you are immune to my reactions??

[fringe cape]

I sure am

[formal flame]

HE SPEAKS

[placid flare]

react to this if you want to delay the blood update

[fringe cape]

Spades is next

[wise hollow]

BASTARD

[formal flame]

Can we add drinking the blood in the update too

[placid flare]

no ivan said no

[formal flame]

...and piss

[smoky quail]

how many more hours till I get to kick Willie in the balls

[placid flare]

[fringe cape]

👍 👌

[gaunt grail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164040988931653702/1288602225463005215/Screenshot_20220610-230916-237.gif

[formal flame]

👉👌

[wise hollow]

✅

[rose hinge]

its time I migrate.

[gaunt grail]

End of an era

[wise hollow]

i continue his legacy

[placid flare]

:(

[pliant plume]

i do this every time to ensure evven spread

[gaunt grail]

Satan is my jam

[placid flare]

i spread jam by writing "eat shit" first

[formal flame]

Oh rly cause what I do is use the jam to draw a pic of yer mums legs that it spreads like so easily

[pliant plume]

damn, i have a hard time opening the urn, im surprised you could get it open

[fringe cape]

jam toasts for satan

[wise hollow]

👌

[placid flare]

i prefer jam made out of 3000 willies

[gaunt grail]

Alright lads I'm off to bed, goodnight

[formal flame]

Why you opening the urn 🤔

[pliant plume]

plead the fifth, it worked better for the roast, i dont open it

[placid flare]

the update tho

[hushed agate]

"Dude, really?"

[formal flame]

Also that og message was overly hostile sorry I'm just all spazzy

[gaunt grail]

I got school i gotta wake up for at 6 am and it's already 1:30

[pliant plume]

it will be here when he gets up, hes passing time bro

[placid flare]

dude isn't it friday

[fringe cape]

The honest way to time travel

[wise hollow]

👌

[gaunt grail]

I have school on Fridays?
If you're saying because of Thanksgiving I should be off, I fucking wish

[formal flame]

Gotta get down on friday. Everyone's looking forward to the blood flow blood flow

[hushed agate]

I'm literally in class rn waiting for the updated lol

[placid flare]

nah cause tommorow for me is SATURDAY

[teal mural]

sidenote; im hype for the update just bc if we can cut peoples arms off the sword wont get fuckin STUCK IN THEM

[gaunt grail]

See, the morning is still today for me

[hushed agate]

teacher is tryna catch my ass playing

[placid flare]

i'm just dozing off at elective

[formal flame]

Nobody has mentioned either but also in all the teasers it looks like the sword doesn't like phase into willy as much but it could also just be well picked clips

[gaunt grail]

Alrighty, goodnight yall

[placid flare]

because they were before the procedural cutting

[worn heron]

dude, you know you can't be making jokes like that.

[formal flame]

He's so handsome

[placid flare]

holy shit what the fucking hell did bro do.

[hushed agate]

[formal flame]

Blood says, sweating as he hovers his mouse over the "react" button

[worn heron]

Oh and he doubled down, yeah I'm warning him for that one

[hushed agate]

He touched my snacks

[placid flare]

what snacks were that😭😭

[fringe cape]

HIS

[wise hollow]

👌

[placid flare]

are those necco wafers or something

[hushed agate]

Cookies

[formal flame]

Necro wafers

[placid flare]

willie salami

[formal flame]

I'm gonna fucking SUCK and SLOBBER all over willy's BLOODY and WET knob end but ONLY after I DECAPITATE him with a SINGLE arcing CUT from my BIG fucking HALF SWORD

[wise hollow]

:(

[fleet nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/hm-hmm-umm-no-kenan-thompson-gif-16293252

[placid flare]

i'm gonna turn willie into salami

[formal flame]

Why always salami with you

[placid flare]

the procedural cutting reminds me or cutting salami

[cloud yew]

william halfsword

[formal flame]

Now am hungry

[jolly gorge]

what the fuck do you do to salami bro

[placid flare]

cut

[hushed agate]

[analog pelican]

Im not a fan of salami

[wise hollow]

coward

[teal mural]

but moooooom he did it fiiiiiiiirst

[lone axle]

So no release hour yet ?

[mint raven]

1 hr

[analog pelican]

Salami goes on bread and I'm just not a fan of bread

Unless it's good bread

[wise hollow]

honey wheat bread is valid

[silent gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-cat-what-the-flip-gif-2826610531748711308

[woven zodiac]

Any bread is valid

[placid flare]

just don't go to general chat i beg you

[wise hollow]

general is based as fuck though

[placid flare]

general chat is a crackhouse for a while

[twilit hinge]

When is the update gonna drop

[wise hollow]

its not

[neon mantle]

Dont know no set time

[woven zodiac]

No update?

[placid flare]

idk extra 1 hour

[twilit hinge]

😔

[neon mantle]

Not for you

[woven zodiac]

That feeling when update doesnt drop when you want it to

[neon mantle]

NO SET TIME FOR UPDATE STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION ITS ANNOYING

[next hull]

For me it's 1 hour

[crimson mulch]

When update

[woven zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-team-fortress-2-gif-11508021575932268564

[neon mantle]

This chat is made of people like this

[fresh cloud]

The timestamp in the announceement is <t:1732265940:T>

[dense spoke]

what is happening tomorrow

[neon mantle]

Its not representative of anything stop.

[placid flare]

the blood update is useful since you know if you did hit and cause some damage or not

[crimson mulch]

Boutta be delayed by 40 mins

[quasi narwhal]

this right here is what im sayin

[crimson mulch]

Hours*

[placid flare]

its discord default time not actual announcement just within this day

[woven zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-stare-serious-gif-15710427

[steep bison]

No official time for the update just within today

[jovial sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/silence-of-the-lambs-hannibal-lecter-doctor-patience-good-things-gif-17473846

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/twd-gif-24689139

[neon mantle]

No point saying anything they're all gonna ask and say X time anyway

[silent gorge]

yoo just 34 minutes

[fresh cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/10th-doctor-david-tennant-cope-tenth-doctor-ten-gif-24521957

[placid flare]

Again its ESTIMATED BY DISCORD

[crimson mulch]

Hours

[woven zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[hushed agate]

Its in 40 minutes

[placid flare]

NOT OFFICIAL, ITS MADE BY DISCORD, So no. Its within this day. But NOT 3:59

[silent gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-amok-the-shining-kitchen-scene-freak-out-gif-22391941

[fleet nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-confused-gif-15712129875520007531

[fresh cloud]

youd think it would have been a clean 24 / 48 hours from the message or at least 12am UTC

[near lichen]

Misinformation everywhere

[jolly gorge]

last question involving gore, are we gonna be able to head-splode still? or is it better? (:0)

[hushed agate]

What do you mean? They admins posted it

[idle crane]

The time on the announcement is not accurate. They simply had to pick a time so the timezone thing worked correctly

[placid flare]

yes

[neon mantle]

Admins said 22/11.

[woven zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-gif-24660602

[jovial sinew]

i mean whatever happens we're getting half sword blood update before gta 6

[fresh cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[hushed agate]

Bro, the time in the announcement?

[woven zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-breaking-bad-4k-gif-21661584

[placid flare]

So its still 22/11

But not time in announcement, It made to accommodate for timezones

[wise hollow]

just now, dont hold your breath

[urban helm]

Coming some time today go to work

[neon mantle]

I mean, no. It's made to accomodate the fact they're still testing.

[idle crane]

It isn't accurate

[quasi narwhal]

this is how it will feel getting it

[junior summit]

im gonna blindly believe it is

[hushed agate]

[woven zodiac]

Ong

[placid flare]

but the gore update makes axes more fun

[urban helm]

can we pin that this isnt the acutally time... just a default discor poop😂

[quasi narwhal]

on the topic of heads exploding, reminds me about this work in progress image........HOLYY HALF SWORD

[jovial sinew]

i love how excited everyone is about this. we're gonna be fucking eating tomorrow

[idle crane]

I would of people actually read the pins but they dont

[urban helm]

I mean why read them when you can go "NURRR 39 mins!"

[woven zodiac]

I mean everyone talking about how were gonna get blood but unlike in the play test, in the demo version there already is blood 💀

[jovial sinew]

very true

[placid flare]

because its more enhanced

[neon mantle]

Just had a stroke reading this. Are you all there? Blood coming is improved on the demo. It's all new blood tech.

[jovial sinew]

the actual gameplay mechanics in the playtest are so clean though. everything put together is gonna be chef's kiss

[dawn saffron]

but in the demo you can't maim anyone without armor with a sword

[placid flare]

and also that theres automatic stances.

[near lichen]

Kicks coming WOOP WOOP

[urban helm]

Shame no multiplay possible

[junior summit]

screw arguing over this
im hyped

[jovial sinew]

kicking confirmed is also wild

[hidden ice]

it's not just a blood update, it's gore

[jovial sinew]

i'm going to bed lads see you on the other side. we've got a big day ahead of us all

[woven zodiac]

Ok nah this is peak tho

[lone axle]

I m shitting bricks rn

[woven zodiac]

Holy guacamole it's snowing here

[jovial sinew]

better than christmas eve fr

[hushed agate]

time to pop some balls

[junior summit]

when you try to go for a walk in london:

[dawn saffron]

Mood

[fleet stump]

Kicking is legit hilarious, you will love it

[cinder pond]

the half sword made my sword hard

[lone axle]

Same

[urban helm]

Clippppp it!!!

[neon mantle]

Just to fit in with everyone else - when update

[woven zodiac]

I imagine a world where Willie kicks an armored knight and it sends him flying backwards

[quasi narwhal]

update boutta turn my half sword into a claymore 😫

[wise hollow]

i will shit

[exotic jackal]

do you guys know what hour its going to come out?

[wise hollow]

banished

[urban helm]

nothing announced

[fleet stump]

You can bait willie to think you gonna strike, then stealthily kick him in the nuts, then watch him collapse, screaming

[neon mantle]

Leave. Now.

[calm zealot]

cry

[junior summit]

wrong image but it actually wound up being funnier

[hushed agate]

lmao

[woven zodiac]

Oh you can kick in the balls?

[calm zealot]

Hell yeah they added balls to half sword

[urban helm]

wait sack shot are getting implimented

[calm zealot]

Can't wait to make carving cock as my main playstyle

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-balls-gang-gif-4370207098360551720

[wise hollow]

less penises in the world

[round isle]

Dude invented flight before van gauh

[teal mural]

Bro that's either several layers of clever irony or the dumbest shit I ever heard

[neon mantle]

2nd one

[woven zodiac]

This is going in my screenshot compilation of epic discord messages

[neon mantle]

@mighty nexus

[woven zodiac]

Hell yeah

[near lichen]

Can you kick when you're on the ground?

[proud gust]

What’s the approximate eta for update now?

[tender topaz]

"today"

[teal mural]

Delayed a week for asking

[proud gust]

[neon mantle]

When its approximately ready, stop asking

[tender topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-loser-tiny-kitten-explode-gif-15623895175038521381

[quasi narwhal]

this might top this one quote someone made in here a long time ago

[woven zodiac]

Which 1

[proud gust]

This was the only time I’ve asked and was just curious because I’ve been at work all night

[near lichen]

For it to have passed on Steam it should already be ready. Just depends when steam puts it out

[neon mantle]

And they already said no set time.

[near lichen]

Can't believe this is gonna be the last "where blood" wave 😦

[analog pelican]

but like where is it?

[neon mantle]

They were still testing this morning.

[analog pelican]

where blooog? not that im some sort of hugemongus blood sucking freako or anything, just wondering.

[mint raven]

It’s almost time for knee surgery

[solemn pendant]

I want blood

[woven zodiac]

@mighty nexus

[mighty nexus]

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[lime pilot]

yooo guys whens the update haha!

[woven charm]

hey man whens teh game

[quasi narwhal]

I REMEMBER THIS DAMN QUOTE BEING SO FUNNY WHEN I SAW IT

[woven zodiac]

Holy shit I just shit my pants out of laughter

[lime pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1186817457642537092/1191957617115926599/sadfuck.gif

[near lichen]

I can't see anyone in the photo, just tbe flag

[analog swan]

How to make quote..

[woven charm]

whe update

[woeful sail]

update in 20 mins??

[wise hollow]

NO

[neon mantle]

@mighty nexus

[next hull]

Finally

[woven charm]

omg\

[analog swan]

lol

[woven zodiac]

@mighty nexus

[quasi narwhal]

thank you for making this quote wherever you are in this server because with or without context its so good

[woeful sail]

but it says so on the announcement

[wise hollow]

read up

[woeful sail]

update me mate i just woke up

[wise hollow]

soon, that is all

[woven zodiac]

The billy butcher pfp makes it so much better

[woeful sail]

hover over/press the date on the announcement

[wise hollow]

they have said its not accurate

[round isle]

Lol

[junior summit]

pengas

[hushed birch]

When update

[wise hollow]

NO

[round isle]

Update occurs sometime soon

[woven charm]

4:59 upate

[junior summit]

@mighty nexus

[mint raven]

@mighty nexus

[mighty nexus]

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[woeful sail]

who the actual devs or admins?

[silent gorge]

Close your eyes and when you are worthy you will receive the updates

[wise hollow]

dont think it matters, they said just at some point today, just read the chats

[quasi narwhal]

jockey left 4 dead

[woeful sail]

it does because i saw a rando say it doesn’t mean it’s true

[wise hollow]

read. the. chats

[crimson mulch]

Release tha update

[woeful sail]

sure im gonna scroll up ages on every chat. get real.

[signal quest]

or matter of fact just look in #announcements its today, it just doesn't have a set time*

[wise hollow]

this one or general doesnt matter

[round isle]

https://tenor.com/view/laamiga-amiga-tina-t-speed-gif-8920986860101869973

[charred thorn]

when is the udpdate coming out

[signal quest]

sometimes today

[hallow anvil]

Either 9:59 or any other time today

[woven charm]

i play

[neon mantle]

@mighty nexus

[signal quest]

@mighty nexus

[woeful sail]

look at the top of the screen that is because i pressed the 22 November 2024 message

[wise hollow]

it is being said over and over again in both chats by the mods that the time is not accurate and that it will be released at a random time today when they feel it is ready

[placid flare]

again stop.

[woeful sail]

just cause some random guy says it is not accurate doesnt mean i will believe that if they say so themselves i will believe so i have seen no evidence of such

[charred thorn]

cuh

[junior summit]

its accurate trust me bro (youre setting yourself up to be disappointed)

[signal quest]

yeah i didnt know u were talkin about that i thought that the time inaccuracy was just kind of already figured out bc otherwise they'd just slap an actual time down with the rest of the text

[wise hollow]

litteraly go look for the evidence instead of saying theres none

[neon mantle]

Hes a mod fucking hell

[ancient sand]

10 minutes

[placid flare]

like don't be disappointed if it didn't came

[cloud bay]

I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
I'm in my prime and this ain't even final form
They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor
I went from living rooms straight out to sold-out tours
Life's a fight, but trust,
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king
Where's my crown? That's my bling
Always drama when I ring
See, I believe that if I see it in my heart
Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reachin' for the stars
Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (woo)
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
Highway to heaven, I'm just cruisin' by my lone'
They cast me out, left me for dead, them people cold
My faith in God, mind in the sun, I'm 'bout to sow (yeah)
My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the code (yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh)
Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (yeah, woah-oh-oh)
In the thick of it, this is how the story goes
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (everybody knows)
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (yeah)
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told (ooh-ooh)
Woah-oh-oh (nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy)
This is how the story goes

[charred thorn]

@mighty nexus

[woeful sail]

who? i didnt see a message from a mod

[junior summit]

silence

[ancient sand]

@wise hollow what’s wrong with 10 minutes

[mint raven]

Fr

[placid flare]

dude that image isn't allowed

and holy fucking shit this server is literally going apeshit

[cloud bay]

MAKE IT A QUOTE

[wise hollow]

again go look instead of saying "I diDNt SeE NOthinG"

[formal flame]

@mighty nexus

[signal quest]

quoting this for everyone to see

[mint raven]

;o

[woven zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-mods-crush-his-skull-mods-let-him-drown-in-the-chocolate-river-and-get-sucked-up-the-pipe-charlie-and-the-chocolate-factory-lowtiergod-gif-16254499175495750566

[dawn saffron]

Whats now ging on?

[wise hollow]

also quoting because fuck me

[placid flare]

Remember that announcement is not a deadline

The day is the announcement.

[dawn saffron]

Nah

[onyx epoch]

mfs after realizing they stayed up to 4 am just for the update to be at a random time tomorrow

[mint raven]

Me

[dawn saffron]

Fr

[woven zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-stare-serious-gif-15710427

[lilac geyser]

GORE

[junior summit]

i wanna buy a sword

[mint raven]

The only reason I’m here. I got a new pc for this, I’ve been waiting. Stool will have its bloodshed

[silent gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-goated-gif-6656109239486549850

[dawn saffron]

I wanna eat one

[woven zodiac]

I have a wooden katana

[analog pelican]

Ronald the sword bearer will make his return

[junior summit]

ik a pawn shop somewhere has a freemason sword

[teal mural]

thats every pawn shop

[dawn saffron]

I go reactment fighting

[silent gorge]

yeah the date was 23 for a while and it went a day back

[opal mural]

man i’m ready bring the gore

[tidal zinc]

Soon

[teal mural]

okay i do really want the update to come soon tho 😭 i know its just sometime within the next 24 hours but i wanna finally play with better feedback. i hope the new update also made it so that you can swing blunt weapons without nearly falling over.

[fading magnet]

YEOOOUCHHH

[opal mural]

i’ve been training too long for this

[woven zodiac]

Bro did NOT deserve that shii

[night vortex]

I'm in the thick of it

[opal mural]

pause

[next hull]

So... 4 minutes guys ???

[signal quest]

did bro go to tgs for this

[woven zodiac]

Everybody no's ❌

[placid flare]

Do not be disappointed if it didn't come

[dawn saffron]

No'nt

[near lichen]

If it comes in 4 minutes m gonna put ice on mah balls

[exotic jackal]

what 4 minuts

[next hull]

I probably will -_-

[wise hollow]

no

[placid flare]

Wait for an hour later

[opal mural]

i’ll cut my leg off in honor if gore

[night vortex]

JESPER COUNTY IM COMIN FOR YA

[dawn saffron]

He come

[signal quest]

pause

[near lichen]

How many fatal errors will we get

[exotic jackal]

guys will the new update have a charcter selection thing?

[next hull]

3 minutes 😶

[woven charm]

update in 3 minute

[opal mural]

pause

[obsidian iron]

3 minutes. probably

[mint raven]

Hopefully

[wise hollow]

update is not in three minutes

[exotic jackal]

how do you know

[next hull]

Yep... It's actually in 2 minutes

[wise hollow]

mods have said it time and time and time and time and time again

[junior summit]

this is it!!! UPDATE TIME LETS GOOOOOO

[fading magnet]

I wonder what else comes out with this upd

[placid flare]

prepare for disapoitnmet

[signal quest]

watch it be at liike <t:1732281840:t>

[woeful sail]

not everyone sits in the chat for hours bruh

[solid sequoia]

SOON

[exotic jackal]

bro come on im so hiped

[near lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-c3po-were-doomed-doomed-we-are-doomed-gif-18829104

[junior summit]

update in 1.5 minutes guys

[next hull]

1 minute https://youtu.be/xC6fyCDwu6M?si=ePkS4mMjpvDe8T7V

[opal mural]

why would it be in 2 minutes

[tacit thicket]

Still nothing?

[woven zodiac]

Half sword update during No Nissan November is crazy

[woven charm]

cus 1 minute

[fading magnet]

I thought the update was in like 12-14 hours

[placid flare]

disappointment because of time not the blood

[near lichen]

They don't spread fake news either

[junior summit]

update in 60 seconds guys!!!!

[wise hollow]

yup read this message, not even 10 minutes ago

[signal quest]

devs must be feeling the pressure knowin all these mfs are in discord tryna play da game

[opal mural]

but what does that matter? can’t it also be in 6 hours?

[woven charm]

were are the peope from

[next hull]

AAND???

[placid flare]

wait for 1 hour

[dawn saffron]

DEUTSCHLAND

[junior summit]

20 seconds TILL THE UPDATE GIUYS

[left elbow]

Pretty sure it will be in 5 hours as both announcements saying it would be in 2 days or tommorow we’re both at that time

[formal flame]

Kanada

[near lichen]

Planet Earth

[opal mural]

like in my time it’s 3 am, ain’t nobody up

[noble pecan]

for me it said 9:59

[signal quest]

id go based off the times of the devs im ngl

[woeful sail]

fake news came from the source mate the announcement is the most visible thing people ain’t scrolling up the chat constantly

[junior summit]

im installing the update now im so excited

[dawn saffron]

Dink jy ek is mal?

[placid flare]

get disappointed lol

[exotic jackal]

stop spreading fake news pleaase

[near lichen]

That makes 0 sense

[tranquil badge]

[next hull]

No update... We might be cooked guys

[winter sable]

https://tenor.com/view/omw-to-spread-misinformation-all-over-the-internet-gif-26525511

[woven charm]

update in 1 houar

[junior summit]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-skander-big-brother-gif-21303304

[dawn saffron]

ပျောရွှင်မှုရဖို့ နံရံကို အကြိမ် 20 ခေါကမမယထငလ။

[warm gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/violence-i-crave-inhumane-levels-of-violence-gif-11157958922419367357

[placid flare]

STOP SPEAKING GEORGIAN

[pearl robin]

when

[hidden ice]

WHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[winter sable]

Why

[oblique echo]

when

[untold lion]

Who ????

[opal mural]

why would it have been now?

[near lichen]

How

[tranquil badge]

HOW

[dawn saffron]

daabi

[lilac geyser]

WHERE IS GORE

[silent gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-crying-sad-duck-sad-meme-duck-gif-20933151

[short iron]

Whom

[daring wasp]

2:01 SCAMMED

[solid sequoia]

SOON maybe

[left elbow]

What made people say it would be rn? What’s the evidence or is it just a guess ?

[edgy summit]

[placid flare]

get disappointed lol

[woven charm]

jorking

[near lichen]

When is gore

[woven zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/wheatley-wheatley-brain-damage-wheatley-insult-portal-2-brain-damage-gif-18176859436322491212

[opal mural]

that’s what i’m saying ain’t nobody saying nothing now

[wise hollow]

Update is not out right now. Mods have said said it is going to be a random time today just go to bed.

[lilac geyser]

реально

[exotic jackal]

guys i get that you are exited but stop spreading false info

[dawn saffron]

ཁྱོད་ཀྱིས་ གཤག་བཅོས་འབག་འོང་ག?

[hidden ice]

check second most recent #announcements

[tranquil badge]

go to bed is wild

[surreal blade]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb3N5MmxrOG14YnRqYzhsd2d4eG1peTVkdWVjbjYzb3Vhb29oZnRmZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/mtY26FGwbcDQk64avU/giphy.gif

[woeful sail]

the announcement gave a time so everyone looks at that first and not messages in general or this chat

[woven charm]

is just me or cooldowmn chat lonmger\

[oblique echo]

https://tenor.com/view/lalala-memes-goofy-ahh-pictures-bitingthecurb-o-burp-gif-4577521712728426789

[unique horizon]

guys i NEED multiplayer

[winter sable]

🫡

[wooden socket]

Half sword mfs if spreading misinformation was a job

[obsidian iron]

guys i think i might've been wrong

[exotic jackal]

and i need life

[dawn saffron]

Omnis enim qui me vult occidere. Ego faciam si illic 'nullum update'

[analog pelican]

So when is the update?

[opal mural]

there’s no times in announcements

[woven charm]

ki

[placid flare]

congratsulations you got disappointment for having sky high of a fucking expectation

[noble pecan]

so i woke up early for nothing?

[short iron]

I am utterly disappointed and my day is ruined

[stray pivot]

where updt

[winter sable]

Yesterday

[hidden ice]

if we're going to speak other languages it should be Middle English for accuracy

[dawn saffron]

Cruore update aliter nos postulo moriemur

[lone axle]

In Romania it’s 11 pm, I m lucky I just woke up 😂

[minor bough]

They remind me of the Kenshi fandom constantly shouting "KENSHI 2 IS COMING OUT" 😭

[signal quest]

guys the half sword steam community page just said we'll update in 20 minutes

[wooden socket]

This chat would be full of millionaires (also the update IS coming today)

[next hull]

https://tenor.com/view/head-out-meme-pokemon-gif-18379572

[woven zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-2019-joaquin-phoenix-sad-clown-gif-15378723

[analog pelican]

Dang, I guess I unfroze myself a little too late

[placid flare]

chaucer

[dawn saffron]

ecquis me intelligit?

[near lichen]

It didn't give a specific time, telling people it was releasing at this exact time is misleading though

[quaint mirage]

so where is the blood

[short iron]

I heard the update is just a week a away guys

[woven charm]

[wooden socket]

Proof?

[exotic jackal]

root stop lying

[hidden ice]

it did give a specific time

[tranquil badge]

[signal quest]

i have none i lied

[unique horizon]

what yall want in the new update?

[silent gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1308688448722567199/caption.gif

[serene oak]

Guys isnt it 9:59 UTC?

[woeful sail]

it gave a specific time in your time zone

[dawn saffron]

vastator non est cruoris

[short iron]

But this is the internet

[wise hollow]

***Update is not coming right now they are currently playtesting it. ***

[daring wasp]

proof?

[tranquil badge]

i thought it was wendys

[next hull]

Bro I can't ahhaahahhahahahh XD

[opal mural]

weird ahh behavior

[dawn saffron]

coles rigida

[signal quest]

also, afaik discord timestamps no matter what will include a time if you hover over it, theres' a reason they set the discord timestamp to display only the date

[woven charm]

then is come soon

[idle crane]

English only please

[analog pelican]

I want to be able to enable super strength because it would be funny.

[wise hollow]

"They simply had to pick a time so the universal timezone message would work correctly, they are still currently testing as we speak" from BloodBerry

[dawn saffron]

Oke

[frosty thistle]

so is it gore too or just blood for this update?

[unique horizon]

bro real just send them out w one punch

[wind charm]

Pluh
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dPHGqbG0KL4

[hidden ice]

gore

[short iron]

They also edited the post and changed the time

[woeful sail]

the one before

[exotic jackal]

9:59 UTC

[quaint mirage]

so when will they give us blood

[dawn saffron]

Ich brauche das update sonst gehen meine Hoden in flammen auf

[frosty thistle]

thats sick

[signal quest]

shit man kingsgreed thinks i have weird ahh behavior oh no

[idle crane]

The time on the announcement is not accurate it was chosen so it showed correctly In different timezones

[wise hollow]

THANK YOU

[tranquil badge]

rip

[exotic jackal]

9:59 UTc

[opal mural]

it happens

[warm gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/no-update-gif-27030806

[placid flare]

the time announcement was made for different timezones

[short iron]

The internet terms for blood

[quaint mirage]

what channel is that

[lilac geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/351452619807522838/1305660668686635018/attachment.gif

[glass jungle]

At least my 8 hour sleep is going uninterrupted.

[woeful sail]

any chance the announcement can be edited so this confusion ends

[zenith mesa]

itll drop when the last timezone hits 10 pm

[hidden ice]

#announcements

[placid flare]

@mighty nexus

[woven charm]

https://tenor.com/view/dam-damn-gif-27530020

[smoky quail]

5-6 more hrs for the update

[quaint mirage]

mine will show up at 21.00 / 8 pm

[hidden ice]

the confusion has ended already

[fading magnet]

wait so do we know if it's just blood coming on the update or is there anything else

[glass jungle]

I'll be happy when i wake up in 6 hours and the update is most likely up

[oblique echo]

drop the fkin gore rn can't wait

[lilac geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221306707565871156/1275140997743120466/attachment.gif

[placid flare]

remember

[signal quest]

most likely additional features and hopefully some bug fixes (not that there actually was much)

[next hull]

https://tenor.com/view/depression-gif-24401727

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[mighty nexus]

<:error:1263721182146986004> Error

The message is empty

[lilac geyser]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/995276612775968768/1043972180163182632/UnsignedDivorcePapers.gif

[fading magnet]

Ic ic

[woven charm]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-gif-13813457612366790790

[next hull]

... With my veins

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[noble pecan]

what does this even mean??

[tranquil badge]

can you get jigyy with it

[signal quest]

i think they're going to bring back the arena map. or whatever map they use in the demo, as well as expanding the main character menu

[short iron]

Im a shitter so will make up fan fic shit, if it is to make the date the same for every Timezone then in 2 hours it’ll be a different day in NZ

[placid flare]

illiterate

[analog pelican]

Remember

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[narrow gazelle]

fr? my announcment page says 3:59 am

[hushed gale]

OMFG MY GAME IS UPDATING HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI

[signal quest]

no ragrets

[novel sand]

chat

[smoky quail]

timezones

[wind charm]

lies

[placid flare]

wait fr?

[analog pelican]

Are these quotes saved anywhere?

[exotic jackal]

its not

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[short iron]

Well it will be in the next 2hrs then bc of NZ

[signal quest]

SAME