halfsword-chat-⚔

[winter wasp]

Does it look more yellow/orange with more contrast?

[languid nest]

I knocked off 9493929 helmets

[fierce umbra]

a song of "where gore" and "when update"

[alpine lynx]

"how play muplitayer"

[young laurel]

https://medal.tv/pl/games/half-sword/clips/j7K7ig2USgD5-0ClD?invite=cr-MSxUWGwsMjQ3OTg5NTk4LA

[fierce umbra]

spears are lowkey more fun than swords tbh

[alpine lynx]

polearm better

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-both-wrong-both-mistaken-glancing-back-determined-strong-woman-gif-13471785

[young laurel]

nah unarmed is the best

[marsh tendon]

greatsword the goat

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/now-we-are-talking-stanley-gif-9979927

[noble pecan]

the gore date is 22 or 23?

[marsh tendon]

2 days

[noble pecan]

i can see that

[lament wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/update-game-game-update-gif-13330659533985679719

[noble pecan]

but that says 23 0:00 Saturday

[marsh tendon]

there is something beautiful named timezones

[noble pecan]

okay so its friday then i guess

sry but i cant wait

[alpine lynx]

we dont know the exact time of when it comes out

[fierce umbra]

i just rocket boosted off my spear and killed this guy wtf

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-you-have-to-do-it-theres-no-other-option-no-other-option-you-gotta-do-it-gif-25252106

[fierce umbra]

for me its literally 2 am

[noble pecan]

i hope thats not accurate tho

[fierce umbra]

it is

[tender quest]

widderwerwy

[winter wasp]

Forgot to pull his sword out

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1296499017882144818/VersionTest54_2024-10-17_16-43-37_-_Trim.mp4?ex=673f554d&is=673e03cd&hm=410dd0ad8692ee8766f616d499c07c878185d26c069c155a7311051ed93ed919&

[noble pecan]

wow wow wow

[winter wasp]

Doing tricks on it.
Purple sword grip too

[tender quest]

trick shot

[fierce umbra]

tried to throw my spear and messed up pretty bad

[noble pecan]

how many hours yall got in the demos? im at 54h combined

[fierce umbra]

about 100h combined ig

[young laurel]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j7KlDhIOUccxBy4Qh?invite=cr-MSxJV2UsMjQ3OTg5NTk4LA

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j7Klc2dXOJTLjd64T?invite=cr-MSxpQzMsMjQ3OTg5NTk4LA

[winter wasp]

173 here

[tender quest]

cough 650 hrs combined

[noble pecan]

damn

[young laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-pereira-khaby-lame-ufc-300-poatan-taunt-gif-7651580852430397197

[tender quest]

the games alright i suppose

[young laurel]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j7KoR7ksinhcniP7c?invite=cr-MSxMbFcsMjQ3OTg5NTk4LA

[fierce umbra]

i picked it up and it just went flying wtf

[hushed agate]

Born in blood.

[winter wasp]

Managed to get both of the shield guy's weapons out of his hands

[exotic granite]

ive seen people posting screenshots of the blood update. is there a way to get that update or do i have to wait

[winter wasp]

Just to wait

It's coming this friday

[full dew]

So who's Willie?

[fierce umbra]

crazy

[hushed agate]

Why this dude t-posin?

[hushed agate]

crazy

[hushed agate]

People that post them are either big boys that have access or just found the pictures around the internet

[gilded veldt]

good morning chat

[winter wasp]

Casually broke his arm

[alpine lynx]

[loud mauve]

bro hit the 360

[lament wraith]

marvelous disarm!

[crude flower]

I hope actual arm breaks and such can be a thing (not just hitting them hard enough)

Grabbing and snapping

[winter wasp]

Would be very, very nice.

[crude flower]

Grappling would be more entertaining

[winter wasp]

Sound effects for grabbing and snapping a guy's arm would be very crisp

[crude flower]

Snapping them by putting arms in strange angles with weapons and shields could work as well. There's just a high threshold

[hot elk]

WHEN DOES THE VOLUME THING GET FIXED IF I OPEN THIS GAME AND GET EARHARRASED 1 MORE TIME I WILL DIE

[crude flower]

Then die

[tight flare]

Anyone use the long weapons to play a make shift version of getting over it. Tried Climbing out of the arena walls but can never make it to the top.

[stiff belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/three-days-spongebob-angry-pissed-off-gif-2851410486087835680

-1

couldn’t find a “2 days” gif funny enough

[hot elk]

i will find you and i will not die

[crude flower]

You will die if you open the game again, and you will surely meet the cannon under my bed if you'd like

[stiff belfry]

like actual cannon or a glock

[hot elk]

cannon these nuts

[crude flower]

I have an 8 pound cannon under my bed

[hot elk]

i have a knife buddy (power to the british)

[crude flower]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-a-knife-crocodile-dundee-gif-10637727

[slate ingot]

Only 2 days left 🔥🔥🔥

[stiff belfry]

the guy who robs your house bout to be in for a massive surprise

[tight flare]

Month/Day/Year we have 11 months and 11 days left

[crude flower]

And i have a gun too

I could probably just drop the 8 pound cannonball down the stairs at them

[stiff belfry]

yeah but the cops will be more impressed if you mill him with an 8lb cannon shooting 1 pound cannon balls

oh it shoots 8lb cannon balls that makes much more sense than a mini cannon

[crude flower]

No it's an 8 pound cannonball plus the cannon

[stiff belfry]

the second i hear the lock jiggling from down stairs im mounting that mf at the top of the stairs or if i can get it down them mounting it at the front door

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/2pac-tupac-peace-hip-hop-gif-13392440

[stiff belfry]

she blood on my halfsword

[crude flower]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1306989884476756019/caption.gif

[tight flare]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-long-wait-too-long-bored-time-lapse-gif-4968247098486393282

[gilded veldt]

i just crashed halfway through my run in the demo im absolutely devastated

[crude flower]

Destroyed

[fierce umbra]

i dont particulary feel good about a blade penetrating thru my butt cheek

[gilded veldt]

i had one through my stomach and lived

[young laurel]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j7KLbbqeRGg5wP8r-?invite=cr-MSxXTVMsMjQ3OTg5NTk4LA

https://tenor.com/view/alex-pereira-khaby-lame-ufc-300-poatan-taunt-gif-7651580852430397197

[winter wasp]

Too many shield hits to count

[young laurel]

alex pereira ahh knockout

[remote crypt]

Anyone got the ragamuffin soundbite? Wanna set it as my notification sound for work

[winter wasp]

Idea of the week

Gonna go take the soundbite for you

[remote crypt]

❤️❤️

[cloud bay]

i put lil bro in a coffin

[solid trout]

That's not a coffin, it's a box. Coffins have 6 sides

[remote crypt]

🙏 u the best

[languid nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1306989884476756019/caption.gif

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-knight-raphael-knight-honest-reaction-gif-387478288469982530

[crude flower]

I love it when i halfsword and my left hand lets go

So i just punch them in the head instead. Real strategy

[gilded veldt]

should i see a doctor guys?

[warped onyx]

Get the iodine

[trail pivot]

[winter wasp]

Some guy in 1400 really got sick of naming the cats

[worn heron]

Amazon shipping

[winter wasp]

muffin death

[gilded veldt]

do i look like william afton

[trail pivot]

would you like to start your 30 day free trial for amazon prime?

[worn heron]

Willie prime

[honest cloud]

yeah its fr crazy we have a special move built in, Its super different from being punched hard

[worn heron]

|| I'm just going to post this in case anybody hasn't seen it. https://youtu.be/f9nbOzmgqYc?si=EyIj5vHlNNkoPM4r ||

[gilded veldt]

does franky ever chat

[trail pivot]

we need a life-sized willie figure that acts as an anatomy model for people to learn anatomy

[worn heron]

yeah he posted this YouTube video last night

[winter wasp]

a fundraiser should be raised for that right this moment

[gilded veldt]

is it realistic that they still scream like that? i wouldnt know but i feel like at that point it'd be gargles

[winter wasp]

We NEED it.

[sullen storm]

The screaming sound probably needs to change to just be a gurgling if the face is cut off like this lol

[gilded veldt]

thats what im sayin!!

[worn heron]

all the fine details will be perfected in time, don't you worry

this is just the start of innovation of the gore industry

[gilded veldt]

will there be a slider for how easy it is to slice through them?

[trail pivot]

body density

[jolly nexus]

ermmmm how is he alive??????

[severe seal]

two days

[worn heron]

yup! There will be a slider for that, bike density, and a slider for how much gore is present

[languid nest]

Tbf I’d rather be kicked then punched just because I can still see as I’m being kicked

[worn heron]

determination

[trail pivot]

willie has went through so much pain, that this is just a minor headache

[gilded veldt]

awesome, im so hype for this game

[severe seal]

two days...

[wise halo]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j7LwYcUYptUOz0bTd?invite=cr-MSxkY20sMjUyMjM1NzExLA

[worn heron]

TWENTY TWO, ELEVEN, TWENTY TWENTY FOUR

[jolly nexus]

ah yes understandable

[severe seal]

gore slider isnt confirmed i think but im sure its coming

[young laurel]

https://medal.tv/pl/games/half-sword/clips/j7Lyx7gFyQKORdU87?invite=cr-MSxCR0EsMjQ3OTg5NTk4LA

[winter wasp]

Punched the braincells out of him

[worn heron]

not confirmed for this update, but it's been confirmed

[severe seal]

true

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/2pac-tupac-peace-hip-hop-gif-13392440

[worn heron]

Galaxy has emphasized that they won't be forcing people into how visceral this game will be

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-peace-sign-peace-ice-age-eddie-gif-9189215057692933644

[trail pivot]

we need a brain slider that changes the size of the brain, but also changes the actual difficulty of the AI

[sullen storm]

Did they have to bring gore back so close to the release of stalker 2?

[wise halo]

I cut his arms first so he lost his weapons but he did not surrender so I started boxing him, because if you drop your weapon Willie will go fetch it to use it against you the rat.

[gilded veldt]

i think this is the most realistic gore of any game ever tbh

[trail pivot]

or maybe a smooth-wrinkly brain slider for the same thing

[sullen storm]

Which changes the ai difficulty xD

[wise halo]

What does visceral mean in this sentence?

[worn heron]

they're releasing gore on my birthday

[gilded veldt]

brutal

[trail pivot]

like brutal

[gilded veldt]

happy early birthday

[languid nest]

https://tenor.com/view/throat-punch-jason-bateman-melissa-mccarthy-identity-thief-gif-15921883

[worn heron]

Thank u

[sullen storm]

Viscera is a cool word you should look it up

[languid nest]

@worn heron happy birthday

[wise halo]

so it means they don't force brutal gore, so actually saying you can turn down gore

[worn heron]

[wise halo]

tone down*

[gilded veldt]

willie should choke if you punch his throat or stomach tbh

[sullen storm]

There's already a blood slider lol

[worn heron]

pretty much! They don't want to force people into it.

[winter wasp]

Would be a nice thing if they also made it so that you can see willie appear on the right side of the screen, following the mouse cursor, and whenever you move the slider you can see an X-Ray view of his brain getting smoothed out and getting smaller or either getting bigger and wrinkly

[languid nest]

He does

[jolly nexus]

Happy early birthday blu lizard

[wise halo]

I congratulate you when it is your birthday good sir, in 2 days right

[trail pivot]

i think the more freedom a game has, the better, like some people might want to play with no blood and gore, someone who would be sensitive but likes the combat

[languid nest]

I have a clip where I punched Willie in the sternum and he stopped screaming somewhere

[worn heron]

Yep! That just toggles the amount of blood, but it'll be much more hands-on with what it does in the future

[wise halo]

okay this makes sense

[gilded veldt]

oh damn i gotta play this game more

[worn heron]

thank you and @wise halo ❤️

[trail pivot]

that would be amazing

[winter wasp]

Should probably make a suggestion for it or smth

[crude flower]

I'd love some more buttons to use hands while alt attacking/holding normally like letting go of one arm to punch or hold while you stab or whatnot without having to switch to off-hand

[winter wasp]

then i'd type out the xray thing idea

[worn heron]

classic advertising techniques
https://medal.tv/games/dark-and-darker/clips/iRpHbI4EXEWgMFikM/spok?invite=cr-MSxhZnEsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

[crude flower]

It'd be great for if you lock weapons with a guy and you gotta let go with one hand to get out too

[winter wasp]

Game looks like some type of Medieval Rust if it was made by Chivalry devs

[crude flower]

Real

Dark and darker is very silly

[wise halo]

Lol can they hear you?

[trail pivot]

have i ever heard of half sword? no way! i have never! whats half sword??? chat is this real??

[worn heron]

Yup lol

[wise halo]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j7LDKjfbZlWoL2sFE?invite=cr-MSxuYmssMjUyMjM1NzExLA

[crude flower]

Halfzord

[worn heron]

it's got a free to play style if you wanna give it a try

[winter wasp]

Interesting

[brave ocean]

quick question regarfing steams announcments for the playtest

[crude flower]

Lucky

[trail pivot]

i always mistake dark and darker with darkest dungeon

[wise halo]

I call it experience

[worn heron]

yee, think Tarkov esque but dungeons and dragons inspired. PvPvE

[winter wasp]

What's the name?

[brave ocean]

it talks about the playtest having more blood, is that out yet
?

[worn heron]

dark and darker

[worn heron]

Two days!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1307112778711961650/blood.gif

[brave ocean]

cheers mush

[worn heron]

very soon my friend

[worn heron]

Check this out

[crude flower]

No this is experience

[worn heron]

https://medal.tv/games/dark-and-darker/clips/iRpHbI4EXEWgMFikM/spok?invite=cr-MSxhZnEsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

Ope

Wait

I copied my clip

MY BAD

let me go get the YouTube video

That's my blunder

[crude flower]

Hilarious

[gilded veldt]

is that you talking?

[crude flower]

Bro is advertising halfsword while murdering men

[worn heron]

check THIS out https://youtu.be/f9nbOzmgqYc?si=kQFf8IZ4jFI5khNM

[worn heron]

yes haha

[worn heron]

accidentally sent it twice 💀

[gilded veldt]

you sound like jschlatt wtf

[brave ocean]

will do

[worn heron]

god damnit not another one

[worn heron]

[brave ocean]

oooh god

[worn heron]

I'll never escape the schlatting

[winter wasp]

Just realised it.

Jschlatt with Trump's accent

[worn heron]

dome

[jolly nexus]

i want in future updates willie dancing fortnite dances like floss

[brave ocean]

thats my typa goore lmaoo, ill probably be on some sort of watch list for fucking with this ttypa shit

[wise halo]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j7LHytvOkHWesYQ99?invite=cr-MSx3cVMsMjUyMjM1NzExLA and what is this then? I know I could use alt mode to get easier through the shield but I wanted to stay far away from him because I have not full armor.

[solid wasp]

this is what its all about

[worn heron]

I get bullied a lot in this chat for sounding like schlatt

[winter wasp]

I'd honestly take it as a compliment

[crude flower]

Being silly

[trail pivot]

berryschlatt

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-hamster-elderberries-insult-taunt-gif-16591903

[worn heron]

our devs are certainly innovating the industry of gore physics in gaming! What they're doing is insane, I'll be honest. I've never seen stuff like this.

[crude flower]

Silly willie

[wise halo]

good that I do not know a schlatt

[crude flower]

GORN is the only game close to what you can do

[brave ocean]

never has been seen, your not wrong with that

[languid nest]

Oh my god

[worn heron]

READ WILLIE

READ

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-cat-cat-blowing-up-cat-explosion-gif-6096353006687676670

[languid nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1307112778711961650/blood.gif

[worn heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1307112778711961650/blood.gif

[covert edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1307112778711961650/blood.gif

[gilded veldt]

this reminds me of that time where i turned into the willie that laughs

[worn heron]

I love how this uncle ruckus gif doesn't destroy our phones but the old one for "no blood" did lol

[languid nest]

Ok my weed (legal) has just kicked in… sort of like the update that comes out in 2 days…

[jolly gorge]

chat

[covert edge]

Quasar...

[worn heron]

thanks for clarifying, I was about to call a police

[trail pivot]

im glad that the gif i made does not destroy devices

[worn heron]

Hello piciu

[languid nest]

Thank you for not calling a police because I was doing weed (legal)

[wise halo]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j7LLWYr223YBsvmI1?invite=cr-MSxncTIsMjUyMjM1NzExLA Willie not even trying tho...

[jolly gorge]

is this rare

[languid nest]

No but it’s sexy

[wise halo]

the color of the armor? No.

[trail pivot]

chat is this real

enemy wearing armets and dark armor when

[jolly nexus]

procedure to prevent rusting 👍 soo i think no

[jolly gorge]

how did he took my helmet off

[trail pivot]

he liked it and stole it

[crude flower]

We definitely need painted armor

[trail pivot]

future tier 9 will have armor decorations

[crude flower]

Baller

[trail pivot]

not sure about paint but there will be plumes, torses etc

[slow anchor]

youch

[jolly nexus]

i want plumes

[worn heron]

big bonk

[trail pivot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1307445232358654006/1307452668423180431/caption.gif

[jolly nexus]

I miss when it was easier to rip the helmets off willies

[gilded veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[restive glade]

imagine slowmo in patchie 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤

[wise halo]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j7LSB7ZFsrduZ03bS?invite=cr-MSx1SlcsMjUyMjM1NzExLA

[crude flower]

I think paint would be nice for most "more armored than not" tiers

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/kewl-eric-cartman-south-park-s7e6-lil-crime-stoppers-gif-22098575

[crude flower]

Wanna paint my armor in blood

[jolly nexus]

I'd like to ask a question: the black sallets don't fit into the period of the game, do they?

[crude flower]

Black sallet

[languid nest]

It’s so cool that it’s that well preserved

[winter wasp]

Got jumpscared, holy.

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-spiderman-meme-miles-morales-gif-6254393350946967855

[hollow sparrow]

The crazy thing is that blood comes to the game on my birthday 🙂

[humble bloom]

franky just dmed me saying he will make sure that doesnt happen now

[sour path]

this piece is from around 1490 so, i think a lil too late for the games established timeframe

[trail pivot]

then ill take an earlier update tomorrow

[trail pivot]

[worn heron]

You too huh

that's like 4 people including me now

[trail pivot]

suddenly, its my birthday too, i now changed mine

[gilded veldt]

this is the most sigma image ive ever seen!!

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-detected-respect-sigma-respect-patrick-bateman-american-psyco-gif-17523786110322592071

[sour galleon]

ya'll... tommorow is officially the day where we know, HALF SWORD BLOOD TOMMOROW

[trail pivot]

after tomorrow

[gilded veldt]

i got stuck in a crate holy shit

[lilac geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-the-coffin-of-andy-and-leyley-mge-hitok-jolfok-gif-6300808672109938952

[sour galleon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1305351396941496414/deepfry.gif

[winter wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1305351396941496414/deepfry.gif

[gilded veldt]

two days you fool!!

[lilac geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1306989884476756019/caption.gif

[sour galleon]

guys spam this gif tommorow

[winter wasp]

Will do

[sterile flume]

thanks

[sour galleon]

i know? thats why i said "guys spam this gif tommorow"

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1195843150284066946/1308871185550807090/caption.gif

[gilded veldt]

bro think he the orchestrator

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/underdog-cartoon-dogs-sleeping-good-gif-26926942

[wise halo]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j7MvZoGcMILmqvdSe?invite=cr-MSxYakMsMjUyMjM1NzExLA

[wise halo]

@worn heron does this clip work for you? It does not for me

[worn heron]

Yup!

Few neck shots

[wise halo]

weird

[worn heron]

yeah odd

[winter wasp]

Wonder if Half-Sword custom servers would be a thing

[worn heron]

No clue why that'd happen

[vapid hull]

I like steam clipping more

[wise halo]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j7MEft3pzuFnb2Lnn?invite=cr-MSwyTEUsMjUyMjM1NzExLA this one does for me

[worn heron]

I like sheep

[wise halo]

But its another one dw about it, maybe I just have to reopen discord

[vapid hull]

Wonder if half sword servers will be a thing

[winter wasp]

Wonder if half sword will be a thing

[worn heron]

they make good stew 🍲

[wise halo]

maybe I should try using that

[vapid hull]

Wonder if a thing

[winter wasp]

Wonder

[glacial lava]

Wo

[winter wasp]

W.

[vapid hull]

‍

[gilded veldt]

a true willie never wears armor

[winter wasp]

a string of skeleton held together by 2 pieces of flesh.
Lovely! 🫶🏻

He's wondering.

[humble bloom]

just a little cartilage

[winter wasp]

a little:

[tender topaz]

hiii

he's so friendly

spears are kinda fun when youre the one thats using them

[winter wasp]

Disable opponent's arm, swipe weapon away, one more slash for good measure

[crude flower]

Baller

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[zinc kiln]

so its verified that update is in 2 days or tmr?

[thorny perch]

Maybe

[zinc kiln]

also yall r saying blood update will there be any gore added also or just blood?

[zinc kiln]

like is it gore and blood or just blood

[tough yew]

both

[zinc kiln]

thank god ive wanted the demo gore and stuff in the playtest

[naive iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1195843150284066946/1308871185550807090/caption.gif

[winter wasp]

And maybe kicking

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-willy-cute-gif-2159282053417534293

[zinc kiln]

thats cool😄

[twilit granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073345209317986387/1276354353367748640/attachment.gif

[zinc kiln]

wat

[twilit granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073345209317986387/1276354353367748640/attachment.gif

[jolly gorge]

[alpine lynx]

its confirmed

[naive iron]

PErish

[vapid hull]

Whys it look so sharp…

[winter wasp]

The pixels are sentient.

[tough yew]

my reshade's doing

[vapid hull]

Mm hows that work? It looks cool :)

[winter wasp]

Seen some on the website that has HS mods (if i'm not mistaken)

[tough yew]

you simply need to download a tool called reshade and apply it to HS

[vapid hull]

Gortcha will look into it when I get home:)

[tough yew]

alrighty

[winter wasp]

💥

[crude flower]

Very red

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/update-update-is-tomorrow-gif-2143560552895271969

[twilit granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073345209317986387/1276354353367748640/attachment.gif

[warped python]

the blood update will be for the demo or for the playtest=

[twilit granite]

Playtest

[warped python]

ok so i will have blood in fist battle?

[twilit granite]

Yes

Probably

[warped python]

ty monkey

[young laurel]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j7NqmAJMLSuslyxP8?invite=cr-MSxtOFgsMjQ3OTg5NTk4LA

[winter wasp]

Never seen this version of the logo up until now

[fierce umbra]

skibi

stabbed his balls and cut his upper half off

[crude flower]

di

[tender topaz]

i havent tried the itch version. is it fun?

[worn heron]

It's janky but the old maps are fun and you can get to explore the history of the games development and how far the physics have come.

-# || there is also a secret on the winter map ||

[tender topaz]

i guess i could try it out

[worn heron]

want the link?

[tender topaz]

nah i got it

[solid torrent]

how do i look at my camera mode pictures?

[wild sleet]

wrong thing

[worn heron]

\steamapps\common\Half Sword Playtest\Version Test54\ Screen shots

[tender topaz]

or rightclick the playtest then go to browse files

[worn heron]

Bro scared me but it was just a medal clip

I thought I missed anotha diabolical post

[tender topaz]

lol i saw

[crude flower]

Bro got uppercutted to heaven

[wild sleet]

[worn heron]

halfsword bathroom

[wild sleet]

Noooo i cant i dont want the hammer

https://tenor.com/view/irritable-bowel-syndrome-gif-26550926

This is as bad at it gets from now on

[tender topaz]

mmmk downloaded. lets see

[mint agate]

#creator-feed message

damn the guy actually use real moves

like, HEMA moves so real historical moves

[wild sleet]

trying out some fp style screenshots

[tender topaz]

doesnt this mean that it cant render it or something? 😭

(if you squint you can see a helmet)

[wild sleet]

Bro put the atom bomb filter on

[mint agate]

what the hell happened ? 😂

[tender topaz]

i put it on lowest settigns and it still cant render (the itch version)

[mint agate]

why not try the steam version ?

[worn heron]

Is it at the proper resolution for your PC?

[worn heron]

They're trying the itch because they want to

[crude flower]

Itchy

[worn heron]

silly Billy

[tender topaz]

because i was curious :)
jezius this slowmode

[crude flower]

Real

[worn heron]

cat stare

[sour path]

this goes hard asf

[tender topaz]

yeah. and on "potato"

[worn heron]

applied

[mint agate]

aaaaaahhhhh oki doki

[worn heron]

huh, that's odd.

[tender topaz]

yeah

[worn heron]

O yea slowmode

[mint agate]

you're going to make me want to try it too

[tender topaz]

this loads fine

when i click start it goes poof

[wild sleet]

thank you kind sir

[tender topaz]

the same happens when i put satisfactiry on higher graphics

[worn heron]

It's janky but the old maps are fun and you can get to explore the history of the games development and how far the physics have come.

-# || there is also a secret on the winter map ||

[tender topaz]

i think my gpu cant keep up or something

oh slowmode is gone nice

[worn heron]

the death of slowmode

[mint agate]

oh wow, is the itch version this advanced compared to the steam one ?

i'm getting this right now

[sour path]

yes yes, now, make more

[tender topaz]

playtest and the demo work fine so idk what happened. ima try the good ol "off and on" (but with closing and opening the game)

[worn heron]

The steam version is actually a couple years more advanced c:

[tender topaz]

nope weird

[worn heron]

The itch version has some history to check out- the old maps, physics, etc

And on the winter map, there's an Easter egg 🍳🍳🍳

[tender topaz]

im not allowed to play it ig 😭

weird rendering issue

[worn heron]

Reinstall?

[dawn sparrow]

the big drops of blood of itch version are insane!

[tender topaz]

i could try ig

[worn heron]

https://knives-frank.itch.io/halfsword

make sure it's this link, if Windows defender tried to block it, allow all

[mint agate]

idk it looks so good compared to the steam version, like, way more options and stuff to try and do

[wild sleet]

here you go, not fp but they are some of my favs

[open willow]

It’s about to be a great couple weeks for video games so many games coming out and half sword getting blood

[worn heron]

the demo explored a different style for sure. Itch was an arena where you customized everything, the steam demo was a roguelike they were testing out

[tender topaz]

i think it is some kind of rendering issue

[worn heron]

Buh

[tender topaz]

mmm

[coarse hemlock]

What

[worn heron]

the stoolening

[dawn sparrow]

nothing like throwing some stools!

[wise halo]

🤨

[dawn sparrow]

[tender topaz]

(and i put it on potato already)

maybe rendering wasnt optimized

idk

[coarse hemlock]

why u spy on his account

do u spy on everyones account

[wild sleet]

hey i gave everyone fair warning

[worn heron]

dude mine said the most diabolical shit for the longest time, I just recently changed it for PR reasons

[wise halo]

🤨

[coarse hemlock]

briggs

[tender topaz]

ew dutch

[coarse hemlock]

like mason briggs

[wise halo]

🤨

[coarse hemlock]

the famous volleyball player

[worn heron]

what

[tender topaz]

😏

[worn heron]

[worn heron]

[coarse hemlock]

wtf is beserk

[worn heron]

you are a good man

[tender topaz]

1 gemeenschappelijke server

[coarse hemlock]

sounds ass ngl

[wise halo]

I don't know either

[wise halo]

You say ew a nation thats kinda cringe tbh

[sour path]

mmmmm

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/guts-berserk-gif-27707231

[tender topaz]

wa

[wild sleet]

Okay so nobody is gonna point out the worst and its "throw me to the wolves and ill come back pregnant"

[worn heron]

It's where this mf is from

[coarse hemlock]

🤮

[worn heron]

that's just Kepontrucken

[coarse hemlock]

i hate his fucking sword

[wild sleet]

lol yes

[wise halo]

yeah bud I still don't know, I only know the nickelodeon and jetix anime lore

[tender topaz]

whats cringe? ||im dutch btw lol||

[wise halo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/527666203355774979/870532356245704734/image0.gif

[worn heron]

that's why my name in this chat is usually #1 Berserk Hater, we have an unusual amount of requests to put the Dragonslayer Sword into the game. I actually like the anime and stuff, but fuck, the sheer numbers are insane

[tender topaz]

amongus

[coarse hemlock]

the dragonslayer seems too heavy

[worn heron]

they're like constantly making threads and it's just "I think it'd be cool if they would add the Dragonslayer Sword"

[coarse hemlock]

it looks like a crush instead of cut weapon

[worn heron]

[worn heron]

it does actually

[wise halo]

Yeah keep that sword outta here

[coarse hemlock]

and you would be able to dodge it

or parry it if u have a shield

a better weapon is a rusty knife lol

[wise halo]

hey

[worn heron]

I like me some berserk but the number of threads kills me lol

[wise halo]

THEY REMOVED SLOW MODE, LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[crude flower]

A large sword would be fun, but it'd only be for lower tiers i'd imagine

[thorny perch]

Ballzerk

[crude flower]

Only wieldable without armor

[wise halo]

I want Mario shooting fireballs in this game 😮

[crude flower]

And by large i mean like the 7ish foot one that was used by a 7 foot man

[tender topaz]

same issue 😭

[coarse hemlock]

i want guns in half sword plzz

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-bros-super-show-fireball-gif-6344105520758344174

[coarse hemlock]

omggg

[tender topaz]

no itch version for me ig

[worn heron]

buh

[tender topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/گریه-ناراحت-غم-gerye-narahat-gif-23378340

hehe jkjk

was curious tho

[worn heron]

No itchy balls for u

[coarse hemlock]

damn

everyone just went silent

[wild sleet]

the day has come 100 hours of half sword and i got my first fatal error

[coarse hemlock]

😢

[tender topaz]

looking for a solution

[tender topaz]

apperently its somethiwng with the cpu

the only fix is lower graphics settings

OI

no

dang

anyway

lol

[tender topaz]

im already on lowest settings

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

good timing lol

reddit is down dang

cant find my information on there ig

https://tenor.com/view/wtff-cat-confused-orange-gif-25858653

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796801047058186342/1113409094322229288/out.gif

dang

i didnt see /j 🤨

||hehe||

anyway, about the itch version. ima try upping the priority as a last resort. otherwise its probably not gonna work

[tender topaz]

yeah no didnt think that would work

me having a bad cpu

[wise halo]

what gpu

[quiet gulch]

i got pinged wh at did i miss

[wise halo]

and what cpu

Too late

[tender topaz]

playtest and demo work fine btw

just itch version

lemme find the speccy image i sent some time ago

[wise halo]

then it's itc.io problem

SPeccy is not accurate

[tender topaz]

.

[wise halo]

if that's true I feel bad for you

[tender topaz]

i was curious lol

[wise halo]

Gaming on a iGPU from a 11th gen intel cpu.

[sour path]

breaking necks with the bec is sm fun

[tender topaz]

yeah i play on a laptop

heh

[wise halo]

Yeah I also have a laptop it got a rtx 3070

[tender topaz]

ive never had a pc.. i do want one tho)

[wise halo]

HAHAHA

I had one too back in the day

they were fucking amazing back in the day

[tender topaz]

aaaanyway someone asked me if i wanted to play osu sooo

cya

[wise halo]

I have both 😮 😄 🙂

[sour path]

idk what my laptops specs are all ik is my mommy got it for me for chrimmis:3

[wise halo]

I worked for my PC 😄

how old are you

I started to do some work at age 12

for money

[tender topaz]

working age depends on where you live ig

[wise halo]

and worked at a greenhouse from age 14

[mint agate]

I wish i could do that, can't really mix studies and work

[wise halo]

I worked on saturdays and in school holidays

and later I worked in the evening for money after school

[sour path]

i feel guilty for saying this but, i got born into money

[wise halo]

I started working at 6am to 12pm (Start of afternoon)

[sour path]

gramps was vice president of ups

[wise halo]

on saturdays

5 to 6 hours in a greenhouse at the age I was working there was big money.

[sour path]

ted stoebling

[chilly marsh]

wtf

I no longer want them working on gore

this is horrifying

lol

[wise halo]

idk if you are trolling

[chilly marsh]

I am

smh

[wise halo]

mystery solved

[chilly marsh]

I thought thatd me clear

mb

im a master of confusion ig

[wise halo]

@rapid bronze go to a greenhouse that works with tomatoes and try to get a job there, it pays better than a grocery store job.

[chilly marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/calico-calico-cat-calico-vaporize-calico-cat-vaporize-gif-16493473810123044115

[wise halo]

and be able to buy a nice game laptop or pc whatever you want

if you work a full week (only mornings) it will pay around 200 to 300 euros

Depends on age ofcourse

damn, my pc in total was around 2700 euro

14, I started working at 12 at a friend of my mom for 5 euro everytime I did the garden lol.

Then in the greenhouse I started earning around 5 euro a hour instead of 5 euro for a whole morning in the garden.

[frail forge]

2 DAYS

do you think you can make it 2 more days?

[lusty blaze]

I am sure at 100% that when the game comes out it's going to be a revolutionary game, that thousands upon thousands will play.

[wild sleet]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j7OM4KIJPAKp_oPu3/d1337s6Cub99?invite=cr-MSxJVXcsMTc1NDQ2MDUyLA

[lusty blaze]

totally worth waiting two days

[coarse hemlock]

it is quite worth waiting two more days

[lusty blaze]

I find it funny that in fist play you either get Mike Tyson or just an untrained man, no in between.

[zinc shore]

They're one of the few companies innovating in game mechanics now.

[rapid sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-playtest-no-gore-no-blood-where-gore-gif-8174527543298300447

[coarse hemlock]

soon

[zinc shore]

Treating everything including players/npcs as physics objects, particle based blood effects and procedural damage effects, independent weapon movements - for a small company with a tiny demo they've done A LOT of work.

[lusty blaze]

yeah, a lot of companies are just money hungry, but half sword? man they are pushing the bounderies. i've been following them since the original demo on itch.io. they've come very far

[lusty blaze]

indeed

[zinc shore]

I see the game being successful, then bigger companies try buying the engine to turn into bigger games.

It'd be AWESOME in a 40k game.

[lusty blaze]

my pc barely runs any modern game, but half sword is different it runs perfectly

[lusty blaze]

40k game, but, made by the same people (:

[zinc shore]

A dueling arena for Space Marines would be a wild success.

[worn heron]

[zinc shore]

The bouts would be an hour long but it'd be fire.

[worn heron]

That is gore of my comfort character

[trail pivot]

the only thing that feels like its gonna limit half sword in the future, is that they dont really want to expand on the 15th century, which means we wont really get a bigger variety of cool medieval helmet designs, more weapons from slightly later times, more armor, etc etc. since there can only be so much in the years 1450-1470

[lusty blaze]

the game is already a wild success even before release, this would be the equivalent of when valve started pushing the boundaries

[summer schooner]

LAST 1 DAY

[zinc shore]

My only idea is DLC expansions from different eras. Or including different cultures that realistically clashed with Europe - so Arabs, Turks, Mongols, etc.

[lusty blaze]

that's also a good and a bad side at the same time, because yeah we won't get new stuff, but at least it'll stick to the theme and not become hello kitty smashing john cena with a banana

[zinc shore]

Not to mention building out Norse & Slavic armor and weapons. Just that alone is a ton of fertile ground.

[lusty blaze]

that'll be ** P E R F E C T **

[trail pivot]

what i want is getting stuff from earlier ages or slightly later, i dont want it to go past like 16th century

[zinc shore]

Just those 3 add hundreds of weapons and armor pieces. So even if they're set on 15th century, the sky is the limit still.

Only limit is how disgustingly big they want the download to be lmao

[lusty blaze]

yeah, infinite combination of armor and weapons for your play style

[full dew]

2 days....

[lusty blaze]

lol, imagine cod's optimizing on half sword. it would be a terabyte

[trail pivot]

would be great to have more variety for helmets which would be, great helms, houndskulls, spangenhelms,

[trail pivot]

i mean how cool it would be to wear that

[zinc shore]

Another sequel would be anything in the BC eras. So Rome would work insanely well because y'know GLADIATOR FIGHTS

That'd also perform stupid well

[misty glacier]

Spangenhelm the goat

[fair zephyr]

never use the small sheild and shortsword in playtest it is NOT sharp and is blunt apparently

[jolly gorge]

🤓👆 um akshually! most gladiator bouts were not to the death but were rather more like modern professional boxing fights!

[trail pivot]

these too

[fair zephyr]

DONT USE THIS

[zinc shore]

Most mideival fights also resulted in injuries, not deaths

Like any bout with a bardiche. Most shots just KO opponents or they give up before they're dead.

[gilded veldt]

i hope that punching causes face swelling on friday

[misty glacier]

Ragamuffin mindset.

[zinc shore]

Most mideival battles had comparatively few deaths, most of the deaths that did happen were from disease.

[misty glacier]

A deep wound would have been a death sentence back then if you didn’t keep it clean. Very hard back then

[trail pivot]

i think bruising is unfortunately being worked on and will only come in EA, although you never know, we could get the earlier tech

so all that stuff like swelling/bruising etc

only time will tell

[gilded veldt]

whats ea?

early access?

[trail pivot]

yeah

[misty glacier]

When they officially announce EA arts will be collaborating

[trail pivot]

galaxy told me something like this is only coming in EA

[winter wasp]

Microwave.

[junior epoch]

does anyone know what time of day the update is coming out?

[trail pivot]

sir i think you set the microwave on fire, please do not put dangerous things in it again

[trail pivot]

im guessing itll be known tomorrow, or itll just be random

i NEED this helmet in half sword

[winter wasp]

Willie's about to shed a tear

Willie depression arc

[trail pivot]

[winter wasp]

Okay, that looks too sick to NOT be in the game.

[winter wasp]

I bet that'll be in the last tier

[trail pivot]

wait that means it could be possible

[winter wasp]

You're literally covered from all parts

yea

[fast bramble]

I'm not sure about selling the tech to other companies but it does sound like they want to do more with what they've made

[winter wasp]

Imagine the last tier is just you fighting an op king with whatever you find on the ground

[winter wasp]

Yeah, but i bet it'll be a long time before they start working on any more games

full focus being on Half-Sword and all

[fast bramble]

Yeah this game's only 5% complete (not including the update that's coming in 2 days), so they're going to be working on this for a while

[trail pivot]

just you wait

these decorations will actually add a lot of variety

[still gazelle]

These look amazing

[winter wasp]

Gotta love how you've probably just got a folder titled "Unshown Half-Sword Leaks"

Looks very nice tho

[trail pivot]

NO ITS JUST THE VID

[winter wasp]

cute

oh

bruh

I'm blind

my bad.

[still gazelle]

I'm guessing final tier is just even more protective armor and full mail under armor

[fast bramble]

Gonna be custom armour pieces fit for a god king

Laser swords

[winter wasp]

You're describing Star Wars

[wild sleet]

Gundam?

[still gazelle]

And the reason it's not in the game rn is no armor deformation

[trail pivot]

do we have a mailcoif in half sword or no??

[fast bramble]

Oh right I got my franchises mixed up

[winter wasp]

Although

Someone's 100%

making a lightsaber mod

no doubt about it

[fast bramble]

Whenever it's possible absolutely

Darth Willie

[trail pivot]

i hope there will be modders who will model more types of armor or atleast helmets that werent brought to the base game because theyre not in the right century

unless we do get dlcs for that

[wind charm]

I will commission a modder for cow print garments under my armor

[calm ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/really-what-whut-wut-wat-gif-16329537

[trail pivot]

i love how sometimes clicking to see what someone replied to literally sends me to a shadow realm, rather than the actual message

[winter wasp]

Willie's got invisible boobs in the demo apparently

[still gazelle]

They should 14th century armor from other places outside Germany

Spanish armor, Russian armor, Mongolian, Japanese

[still gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-titties-diddies-mind-if-i-clown-gif-3041877256789463338

[trail pivot]

i want to pull up to a duel like this

[still gazelle]

Enemy willy would go into catatonic shock from how drippy that is

[trail pivot]

pulling up like this, only to be hit by a goedendag

[winter wasp]

Horse leg sweep

would send you flying into the nearest pole

Would be pretty drippy

Tho imagine what kinda crazy stuff you'd be able to do if you grab the horse's ass like you can with Willie's

would make for the craziest screenshots

[frosty gazelle]

is there an exact time for the update drop?

[lusty blaze]

is it rare to see a light candlestick in half sword? because i saw one for the first time

[west plover]

Like the demo or the playtest?

[lusty blaze]

playtest

[dawn sparrow]

lovely!
I always called this one "regret" so I'd say it fits into the topic as well

[trail pivot]

[nimble oasis]

I know one Ronald...

[nimble oasis]

https://youtu.be/2_E4k8Ag8GA?si=LJf_Mfq6XHe4m4-x - lol, I am impressed that this video is still on yt...

[nimble oasis]

Hmmm

https://tenor.com/view/walking-deal-with-it-ooooo-horse-riding-gif-11909256

https://tenor.com/view/horse-flying-flying-horse-dream-dreams-gif-19273718

[trail pivot]

pretty much that

[trail pivot]

[winter wasp]

I just went to take a dump and i'm seeing the craziest shit ever when i come back

amazing

[nimble oasis]

Horses?

[winter wasp]

Horses.

[nimble oasis]

Actually they made a video that got deleted from their channel, that is even crazier

[winter wasp]

Looks like he's got face paint on

Lovely

[winter wasp]

I remember seeing that when i was a little younger

safe to say i didn't watch it again

[nimble oasis]

Same

I was, maybe 11

Actually in comments under their channel a lot of people who saw their videos in young age

And, they are who made FBI open up, lol, https://youtu.be/c46_iL2QqOE?si=9mlKHBJXFDH8MYoD

[neon mantle]

Sorry everyone, i'm being real dumb but can someone tell me where the pics from photomode are stored?

[nimble oasis]

C, In the bottom u can see what to press to look into gallery

Maybe G, don't remember

[winter wasp]

Had to rewatch it again

absolute gold

[nimble oasis]

https://youtu.be/voDYMtILYLo?si=zxh2gQO5CPlRrlfy - it is that video, btw...

[wind charm]

redes on Youtube channel

[neon mantle]

No, I mean where the pictures are actually stored on the PC

not in the game itself

[nimble oasis]

Idk where exactly, but u can search in game files(through steam), or in AppData, there should be a folder with your saves)

[winter wasp]

Oh my god

i forgot that even existed

until now

I remember they also did some sort of trailer

for a FNaF themed vid

Old YouTube was crazy

[neon mantle]

man like "bro, in his face? Really?"

[nimble oasis]

Yep it is

[nimble oasis]

Here

https://youtu.be/FSDe0yKc7Do?si=EfvqFffLzGGX3Syi

[nimble oasis]

It is kinda fun

[nimble oasis]

Not even YouTube, internet in general, less strict content, more freedom

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[nimble oasis]

Now everything is hidden in darkweb(as always was)

[nimble oasis]

Actually the dark web is even crazier, then all videos together of RackaRacka

[winter wasp]

Sounds like you've been on it a few times

[lethal bramble]

Hi all, I couldn't find a separate channel for questions and support, so I decided to post a question in this channel.
The game started crashing after death and sometimes when re-selecting a class (changing a character to another). It gives either a Fatal Error or another error, which I couldn't read because the game doesn't let you minimize the window when crashing.
Previously, this did not happen, but after ~8 hours of play started crashing. Who has encountered this problem or knows how to fix it?

[nimble oasis]

I have a general impression of what it is

[winter wasp]

Yeah, not that hard to access it either way

[dawn sparrow]

\steamapps\common\Half Sword Playtest\VersionTest54\Screenshots for playtest
SteamLibrary\steamapps\common\Half Sword Demo\HalfSwordUE5\Screenshots for the demo
All in your steam library where the game is installed

[nimble oasis]

I mean, video how join dark web is on yt

It's not that hard, but still u can be easily detected when go into wrong link, so u need be 10 times more aware

[nimble oasis]

Even 100 times more aware

[lethal bramble]

(

[nimble oasis]

#1262488181035630634 - post here

[lethal bramble]

ty

[nimble oasis]

I mean, in normal Google there was a site(I saw it as a kid, from video 10 websites u should never visit, lol) with people's death, on Reddit was(got deleted) subreddit watch people die and other crazy shit, and imagine what is happening in the dark net(that is not controlled nearly at all)...

[fair zephyr]

nah bro thats a MACROWAVE

[nimble oasis]

Bro said: ||🕯️||

[winter wasp]

Close-up 🕯️

[winter wasp]

Reddit 50/50 was one of them i believe

Remember either Mark or Jack making a vid on it

[nimble oasis]

https://youtu.be/3pCdfxb8Qdc?si=X9BgLLwE_V9cJtkR

Lol

[ivory root]

I always feel a little bad when Willie yields right as my axe comes down to cleave his spine in half

[gilded veldt]

what song plays when you fight the first boss of the demo?

also im so glad the 15 second slowmo is gone now

[frank scarab]

its all court room

[nimble oasis]

https://youtu.be/Rr264SdF56A?si=Wxu9EHuqx9M5-Wg7 - another bloody yt chanel

[nimble oasis]

Btw, scenarios in a lot of those bloody videos are so trash, I mean, yeah

That bad that it might be even good

"The best shit"

[craggy ore]

Turn the computer off and go outside for a little bit

[nimble oasis]

1:08 am...

[craggy ore]

Turn the computer off and go to sleep

[nimble oasis]

So true

[winter wasp]

Same for me here

Surprisingly rare to see someone with a similar timezone here

[vapid hull]

baaa

[soft osprey]

He should’ve surrendered sooner

[calm ivy]

Willie Reaccs:

[calm ivy]

Template:

[ivory root]

[ivory root]

Casually punctures hardened steel plate armor

[normal turtle]

stabby

[gilded veldt]

acshually its isolation

[frank scarab]

oh yeah i forgot about that, the boss soundtracks alternates from court room to isolation since every playthrough is different everytime.

[nimble oasis]

Hello from Ukraine

[red lava]

weird, i can only get the dark demo

[red lava]

whats this game?

[wispy jay]

Playtest - Steam

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[idle crane]

@red lava ^

[red lava]

oh

[ivory root]

Ahhh yessiiirrrr

[winter wasp]

Willie's made of Butter

[red lava]

yiipie, no more stumbling in the dark for me!

[trail pivot]

youre on good timing since playtest is finally getting blood and gore on friday

[gilded veldt]

i was on bad timing cause i joined in august

[trail pivot]

same as me

[gilded veldt]

which i think was right after it was removed

[trail pivot]

august 10 around that

[nimble oasis]

Hahahaha

[nimble oasis]

Soon

[winter wasp]

[trail pivot]

the carnage gamemode will finally have a reason to be called that

[gilded veldt]

the only game mode that didn’t lag me excluding fist play will now be laggier than ever

[craggy ore]

To be pedantic it was never there for the playtest

Devs updated the engine and worked from scratch tl;dr

[lapis wind]

Can it just be Friday already

[junior epoch]

I know puncturing armor was nearly impossible back then. But it would actually be pretty cool if you could maybe dent some spots in the armor.

[junior epoch]

ikr

[gilded veldt]

i hope they don’t pull a rockstar and delay it for like 2 years

[onyx epoch]

you've cursed us all

[trail pivot]

dents will exist thankfully

[polar bone]

cool!

[junior epoch]

oh damn is this already in the game?

[trail pivot]

not yet, might come on friday or be kept or EA otherwise

[gilded veldt]

no

[trail pivot]

for*

[junior epoch]

holy, cant wait for that

[gilded veldt]

guys im so sigma!!

[trail pivot]

thats an interesting leash you got there

wheres the dog

[gilded veldt]

i am the dog!!

[round isle]

Dude got that dawg in him

[trail pivot]

cant wait for blunt weapons to be more lethal for the rest of the body and not just the head, because we currently dont have bone breaking

[gilded veldt]

i thought we did?

[languid nest]

They seem like decals

[languid nest]

Sigmas disembowel themselves

[trail pivot]

thing is, that whole video from announcements feels like old footage from during the TGS show

at the end the victory text is in japanese

[true lark]

2 more days... 2 more days...

[summer pollen]

i hope they'll remember to allow bloodstains on the walkways and roofs

[gilded veldt]

they should add audience

what’s a gladiator ring without an audience

[languid nest]

Yes

There will be

They accounted for this

[summer pollen]

nice

[languid nest]

I lied to you

Lmaoo

[summer pollen]

though i wonder about the four pillars

[languid nest]

Fucking loser

[summer pollen]

damn

[languid nest]

Yeah bitch I just troled you

[slow iris]

I hope they add a dual surrender mechanic where both willies agree to surrender on equal terms and then they make out

[summer pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/blissful-malevonence-gif-10192619856801101589

[languid nest]

Now you have to do the walk of shame where you go into @summer pollen general chat and tell everyone you got troled by Peter/

[summer pollen]

please tell me where jauhg general chat is

[languid nest]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 jauhg

Go there and tell everyone you got troled

Or you will forever be a pumpkin eater

[summer pollen]

i hate pumpkin

[ivory gorge]

How do i fix the out of memory error in halfsword

[opal sundial]

If you switch to DX11 that should fix it. That is, if you’re playing on DX12

[gilded veldt]

have you ever used a pc

[opal sundial]

be nice. not everyone has the same amount of knowledge about this topic

[ivory gorge]

bro this has never happend to me with the 5 plus years of having a pc

[opal sundial]

@ivory gorge

[ivory gorge]

and do you need to do this in gmae because i cant run the game because of the error

well now i can run the game

[opal sundial]

You can go into the launch options of the game on steam and type in “-dx11”

[ivory gorge]

ill turn it off now

[opal sundial]

or that

[ivory gorge]

nope spoke too soon now it just said fatal error

[opal sundial]

@ivory gorge this

[ivory gorge]

kk

it works now but there was another problem that was whenever i died and had to go back to the menu it says the same thing so ill test that now

ok everything works fine thank you for the help

[opal sundial]

[pulsar dragon]

2 days...

[nimble oasis]

Soon

[pulsar dragon]

Yippee

[modern eagle]

Monthly check in #6, give me the update early and I won't tell anyone

[nimble oasis]

Bro thinks he is special...

[modern eagle]

My mommy says so

[gilded veldt]

i just checked the faq and saw that multiplayer won’t be added

[modern eagle]

nah really

[gilded veldt]

whar is this!!

[modern eagle]

that's crazy

almost like that has been known for months

[gilded veldt]

can you shut the fuck up for a minute

god fucking damn

[modern eagle]

😦

[nimble oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/knuckles-approved-gif-27640148

[gilded veldt]

i can’t say shit because this fucking smartass won’t shut the fuck up

[modern eagle]

😦

[opal sundial]

calm down my brother

it’s text on a screen

[gilded veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1308669645879771217/localcoop-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[opal sundial]

ain’t that serious

[modern eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/dan's-crystal-ball-my-students-are-all-morons-danhentschel-dan-hentschel-virtual-forgiveness-gif-1687365790233376912

[modern eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/ill-be-taking-that-spongebob-gif-19413970

[ember flame]

I hope the blood update isn't extremely laggy, the game is already lagging when you fight more than 4 enemy's at once.

[nimble oasis]

New pc requirements: Ryzen 4070

[ember flame]

Ryzen 4070 no way!11!

[nimble oasis]

Yes way

[placid flare]

tommorow is 22 in thailand

but idk what timezone update comes so i assume its 23th formme

[opal sundial]

Still the 20th for me.

[fierce terrace]

mf flung his weapon at me

[obsidian iron]

absolute banger music bro. fits perfectly

[opal sundial]

bluds just screaming into the mic

quality music

[fierce terrace]

peak slipknot

[fierce terrace]

what country? im in nz and i thought we had 2nd earliest time zone in the world

[opal sundial]

U.S.

[placid flare]

austrailia or japan

[gilded veldt]

this is gonna be so peak on friday

[opal sundial]

Pacific Standard Time @fierce terrace

[fierce terrace]

oh wait im dumb lmao

[placid flare]

mine is UTC +7

[obsidian iron]

does anyone know exactly when it comes out? cuz in the announcement it says 6PM for me (est)