I MEAN SWORDS
#halfsword-chat-⚔
plucky lintel
how is it actually calm here
brazen cloak
halfgun
frank scarab
I MEAN SWORDS
brazen cloak
halfshield
wind charm
me and my homies fw halfsword-chat fr.
frank scarab
guys lets start a thread to temporarily stay if they find out where we are
hazy walrus
question: is it possible to win just by bending the opponents limbs or sth? because I'm not sure what happened in my last round
trail pivot
me and my homies fw halfsword-chat fr.
i kind of stick to my tradition, i used to be a very active member in the game specific chat for another game and always avoided general chat
valid summit
whats the announcement i didnt look at it
Blood
brazen cloak
ok
trail pivot
and after like thousands of messages when i typed in general people asked how the fuck am i like level 60 when ive never been seen before
ripe meteor
guys lets start a thread to temporarily stay if they find out where we are
what kjind of fucking survival bunker
frank scarab
what kjind of fucking survival bunker
like this one right now
wary pewter
whats the announcement i didnt look at it
Franky was giving out $10000 in gold to anyone who reacted to the announcement within 2 minutes. Sorry!
frank scarab
hideout base
brazen cloak
Franky was giving out $10000 in gold to anyone who reacted to the announcement w...
rip
brazen cloak
probably too optimistic
they said soon twice
jolly gorge
WE DRINK YOUR BLOOD, AND THE MIIIDNIIIIGHT SKY IS REEEED
ripe meteor
oh man i hope the update drops this weekend
son i dont mean to be the bearer of bad news but its next week friday
brazen cloak
so i would think maybe within the year
jolly nexus
i just don't know what i did
wary pewter
oh man i hope the update drops this weekend
Galaxy said in a week but he could be trolling for funsies
ripe meteor
unless ur talking abt like
crude egret
son i dont mean to be the bearer of bad news but its next week friday
That's still great!
fierce umbra
game boutta be like what
16 gb ram minimum and high specs
just to play at low graphics
wind charm
Reposting the twistie neck
tough yew
brazen cloak
me neither
valid summit
except he probably died instantly
He was screaming for a second there I don’t think it was instant
brazen cloak
interesting
ripe meteor
trail pivot
i hope they add more voicelines for specific injuries
ripe meteor
i hope they add more voicelines for specific injuries
tru!!
trail pivot
like gasping for air if stabbed in the lung
brazen cloak
yess
ripe meteor
or like shouting my arm if they get their arm cut off
brazen cloak
without the extra s
safe silo
Willie before and after puberty
wind charm
i hope they add more voicelines for specific injuries
"youchers! Dratz, you've stabbed my throat!"
brazen cloak
youchers
trail pivot
"youchers! Dratz, you've stabbed my throat!"
valid summit
m00 when’s the guide coming😍
brazen cloak
money vouchers
wind charm
after patchie, I do not know if the mechanics will change. 😔
valid summit
after patchie, I do not know if the mechanics will change. 😔
Fair
ripe meteor
hopefully oxrdth selector still works
wind charm
hopefully oxrdth selector still works
fuck true...
ripe meteor
but if trhey add the ability to choose weapon n armour then itll b fine
trail pivot
you gave up on your miyabi
supple cedar
why no slow mode here
supple cedar
and why is it so dead here
trail pivot
and why is it so dead here
we are avoiding the chaos
wind charm
and why is it so dead here
ripe meteor
kicking wqill probs come with gore
supple cedar
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1306989884476756019/c...
yes!!!!!
ripe meteor
i wonder if any other goodies will come as well
supple cedar
kicking wqill probs come with gore
it will
trail pivot
i might return to the yab once she drops
i also want to have her on my pfp
ripe meteor
but gore is a welcome surprise
brazen cloak
yesss
supple cedar
i wonder what will the update be called
brazen cloak
bird
ancient sun
I hope they add Glock
azure glacier
how do you go in first person
ocean cloak
how do you go in first person
V
valid summit
how do you go in first person
V
supple cedar
how do you go in first person
V
brazen cloak
V
ripe meteor
they shuld add friendship and hugging and let u eb able to make friends with the enemie and go skipping and frollicking in large fields
brazen cloak
agreed
ocean cloak
I keep trying to death wheel people, but my character keeps letting go for some reason, how do I prevent him?
valid summit
they shuld add friendship and hugging and let u eb able to make friends with the...
V
ripe meteor
half friendship ❤️
wind charm
Hitman World of Ass. 
edgy fox
instead of half sword it should be half freak
brazen cloak
no
ocean cloak
no
wind charm
instead of half sword it should be half freak
ancient sun
Diddy update
brazen cloak
did he update
wind charm
valid summit
ocean cloak
Asking again, how do I prevent my character from letting go when I grapple???
ancient sun
I’m gonna make a mod where you have to talk out your problems and compromise with your enemies
ripe meteor
https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-barde...
where blood or add multiplayer call it
trail pivot
did he update
brazen cloak
Asking again, how do I prevent my character from letting go when I grapple???
idk if you can tbh
ripe meteor
I’m gonna make a mod where you have to talk out your problems and compromise wit...
love always wins
wind charm
where blood or add multiplayer call it
AHAHA
ocean cloak
idk if you can tbh
alr ty ig
brazen cloak
https://tenor.com/view/update-is-almost-ready-alien-2037-2076-gif-84020366312012...
gorblorb
ocean cloak
where blood or add multiplayer call it
brazen cloak
like i try regrabbing if he lets go
ancient sun
I am still asking devs to add Mike Tyson bite move and possibly alligator death roll
trail pivot
when will we be able to spend money to pull a 5 star willie on half sword
make the rates very bad
brazen cloak
like i try regrabbing if he lets go
but you cant really hold on stronger
brazen cloak
s class willie
ancient sun
Add Pocket sand, nut shots, and biting. I want to fight with no honor.
brazen cloak
i forgor to grind for ascension
ocean cloak
like i try regrabbing if he lets go
I also try but he usually lets go of the hip or the other person gets up in time before I can grapple properly
brazen cloak
hes only lvl 20
ocean cloak
hes only lvl 20
Should I grab the leg or the hip first?
wind charm
frank scarab
Hitman World of Ass. <:esmile:1276793004715282472>
general chat invaded, halfsword being the only safe space, and meanwhile galaxy chilling playing hitman.
brazen cloak
Should I grab the leg or the hip first?
probably leg
supple cedar
Hitman World of Ass. <:esmile:1276793004715282472>
i love hitman world of ass
chilly oracle
my mousepad arrives today so now ill be able to stop using pieces of paper like they're disposable razors as they keep tearing or wrinkling where it confuses the laser
fringe cape
#announcements message blah blah heard it all before
brazen cloak
true
frank scarab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Bcbsogr4s
pluh
valid summit
trail pivot
wind charm
https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480
lmao I taking that
trail pivot
trail pivot
valid summit
wind charm
https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690
Williefie him
supple cedar
why didnt they add the not so goofy one
trail pivot
he looks so whimsical
vapid heart
can u guys add an ar15 or like a pistol?
trail pivot
how soon??
valid summit
how soon??
Soon
wind charm
Is this True?
fringe cape
how soon??
They still think the whole 'soon' troll works and is funny. Like dude, we got a date
give it up the joke iss over
wind charm
supple cedar
Is this True?
ripe meteor
multiplayear should come out before blood
some ppl in this community r insane
supple cedar
some ppl in this community r insane
all
velvet pecan
multiplayer will make this game 10x better
tryhards will ruins the game
fringe cape
yeah totally bro....
valid summit
some ppl in this community r insane
Yeah that’s why I want blood im a crazy person😈😈
fringe cape
the 'tryhards' whatever those are
wide ivy
tryhards will ruins the game
tbh probably but u could still play with ur friends
wind charm
empty badger
some ppl in this community r insane
i fucking hate these people
lament wraith
i doubt we'll ever get multiplayer
brazen cloak
alie
ripe meteor
i doubt we'll ever get multiplayer
this
vague raft
Holy shit we are so back
tacit thicket
multiplayer will make this game 10x better
we got a guy (moo) that found a way to keep momentum on pole and quite literally one shot you or atleast break a leg
ripe meteor
i kinda dont even want there to be multiplayer
fringe cape
what a weird thing to focus hate towardss
lament wraith
i mean, a local LAN? sure, just not typical multiplayer
wide ivy
what a weird thing to focus hate towardss
ong
ripe meteor
i feel like adding multiplayer would cause way too many problems and force a dramatic gameplay shift for it to accomodate multiplayer to
wide ivy
i feel like adding multiplayer would cause way too many problems and force a dra...
but multiplayer would be an option either u fight ai or real people
wind charm
problem fixed
based
ripe meteor
but multiplayer would be an option either u fight ai or real people
still, coding problems
frank scarab
i doubt we'll ever get multiplayer
the only thing guaranteed that will happen is local split screen.
lament wraith
so if ur too bad then dont play multiplayer
you missed the point
ripe meteor
this is the devs first game, n addinmg multiuplayer will add a heap of problems esp for a physics game of this magnitude
wide ivy
did i?
ripe meteor
https://tenor.com/view/soyjak-soyjak-clapping-clapping-clap-soy-gif-973602601050...
gif favourited
wind charm
the only thing guaranteed that will happen is local split screen.
I would fly across the fucking planet to play pre alpha halfsword LAN
lament wraith
update...... CANCELLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tough yew
ripe meteor
https://youtu.be/OGromVIXt9E
there were spklit screen tests at tokyo gameshow right
velvet pecan
HalfSword physics running only on your client. I think server physics will be
tough yew
yes
velvet pecan
laggy
frank scarab
in reality its a way to say "hey guys we are working on it" while being short and not angering a mob.
tough yew
tough yew
weak roost
Mordhau has basic physics and is basically impossible to be competitive over 40 ping
vital dagger
in reality its a way to say "hey guys we are working on it" while being short an...
pun intended....? look at my name...hehe
weak roost
Mordhau has basic physics and is basically impossible to be competitive over 40 ...
Now add 100x variables
near grotto
the only thing guaranteed that will happen is local split screen.
Which means most people will have to use steam share play
ripe meteor
Which means most people will have to use steam share play
or parsec
valid summit
Why are there so many different gifs
ripe meteor
sumn like that
tough yew
yes sir
tacit thicket
Mordhau has basic physics and is basically impossible to be competitive over 40 ...
try to find a non exploiter above DIAMOND V challenge
near grotto
Try to have fun in Mordhau challenge (impossible)
wind charm
Try to have fun in Mordhau challenge (impossible)
Mordhau, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
tacit thicket
Mordhau, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
good memories with this game
frank scarab
3000 hours.
now do that to half sword
tacit thicket
almost elite 1
wind charm
now do that to half sword
tacit thicket
now do that to half sword
will do
old belfry
IS IT TRUE?!
wind charm
IS IT TRUE?!
valid summit
brisk nebula
what is 22/11/24?
charred moth
IT IS TRUEE!!!!!!!
valid summit
what is 22/11/24?
Blood
wind charm
IT IS TRUEE!!!!!!!
coarse hemlock
analog pelican
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1306989884476756019...
i might be dead from school work at that time.
charred moth
COMMUNITY REJOICE!!!!!
coarse hemlock
https://tenor.com/view/true-successfully-deployed-get-this-man-a-true-true-morga...
past turtle
analog pelican
<:True:1174234434334105691>
jolly gorge
Woooo! Update soon.
coarse hemlock
https://tenor.com/view/dr-stone-senku-shocked-what-gif-14631568
wind charm
can we get this fact checked…
languid nest
past turtle
is he ok
analog pelican
https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-seal-gif-8993121496866626214
my brain is so tired from writing a 4000 word essay for 9 hours today that i didnt even realize what the words ment until now.
coarse hemlock
my brain is so tired from writing a 4000 word essay for 9 hours today that i did...
ok
analog pelican
ok
coarse hemlock
ok
wind charm
ok
naive iron
Is it truly true?
brazen cloak
ok
coarse hemlock
ok
analog pelican
wind charm
ok
coarse hemlock
Is it truly true?
ok
gaunt dagger
BLOOOOOOD
coarse hemlock
ok
brazen cloak
exasperated sigh
wind charm
ok
coarse hemlock
ok
coarse hemlock
exasperated sigh
ok
brazen cloak
ok
valid summit
Ok
coarse hemlock
ok
wind charm
ok
coarse hemlock
ok
brazen cloak
ermm
coarse hemlock
https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636
no
wind charm
idle crane
repost it 🗣️
brazen cloak
man
wind charm
https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636
I will dead ass draw your bird for free. Dont test me.
gaunt dagger
I LOVE BLOOOOOOD
brazen cloak
phoenix
valid summit
I LOVE BLOOOOOOD
gaunt dagger
idle crane
I will dead ass draw your bird for free. Dont test me.
I will dead ass give you a reference photo
neon mantle
I'll fucking fart on myself when I see the update bar on HS playtesr
brazen cloak
ok
wind charm
I will dead ass give you a reference photo
I will dead ass use said reference in a drawing
crude flower
Ok
brazen cloak
i think they are alive ass
idle crane
I will dead ass use said reference in a drawing
I will send if you actually wanna draw her
wind charm
I will send if you actually wanna draw her
sure :D
last geyser
so next friday is sigma day
brazen cloak
no
crude flower
Smegma day
last geyser
or no
brazen cloak
idk buh
last geyser
11/22/24 would be next friday, exactly a week from now
wide ivy
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1306989884476756019/c...
wtf is this gif
brazen cloak
11/22/24 would be next friday, exactly a week from now
makes sense
wind charm
wtf is this gif
It's the gore patchie
tough yew
so next friday is sigma day
you would be correct
wide ivy
i didnt know there was 22 months
brazen cloak
gunner
wide ivy
crazy i learn something new every day
last geyser
i think eu ppl do the day first, i sometimes write it like that on schoolwork
brazen cloak
i didnt know there was 22 months
wide ivy
i think eu ppl do the day first, i sometimes write it like that on schoolwork
eu people are always wrong
brazen cloak
i write no date
wide ivy
they also drive on the wrong side of the road
verbal jay
where is negans bat
brazen cloak
up
last geyser
my professors probably think i have mental issue
brazen cloak
last geyser
vapid hull
where is negans bat
Under there
verbal jay
Under there
thanks
wide ivy
eu people dont even need halfsword, they can go out and play it irl
brazen cloak
🩲
last geyser
eu people dont even need halfsword, they can go out and play it irl
they can go to Brixton
brisk nebula
broski might be a lil dead
brazen cloak
neon mantle
eu people are always wrong
Fuck you?
neon mantle
I do whatever I want.
brazen cloak
ok
wide ivy
badass here
brazen cloak
have you eaten uranium
fringe cape
Gonna be playing stalker 2 and totally forgetting that this game exists in 5 days.
brazen cloak
fringe cape
Rip blood update too late
neon mantle
have you eaten uranium
I am uranium.
neon mantle
Hi mate, y'alright?
brazen cloak
ye
lavish summit
helloo
brazen cloak
😟
vapid hull
Baaaa
tough yew
had to scroll that deep didnt ya
brazen cloak
silly
neon mantle
ye
It's good to hear that, it'd be a shame if I... turned into a bomb and devastated millions.
brazen cloak
perhaps
neon mantle
Perhaps not
frank scarab
had to scroll that deep didnt ya
dawn sparrow
It's good to hear that, it'd be a shame if I... turned into a bomb and devastate...
stomach problems?
fringe cape
Bowels i think
last geyser
could the gore update cost money or am i being special needs
tough yew
brazen cloak
could the gore update cost money or am i being special needs
who told you it cost money i will find them
wide ivy
my cat scratched my neck i think i have aids now
tough yew
nay sweger, gore's gonna be a free patch
lavish summit
could the gore update cost money or am i being special needs
if it costs money i will jump off bridge
brazen cloak
m60
last geyser
nay sweger, gore's gonna be a free patch
i assumed so, halfsword devs dont seem that money hungry
frank scarab
i assumed so, halfsword devs dont seem that money hungry
game seer's got their back after all.
vapid hull
nay sweger, gore's gonna be a free patch
They should charge people per hour played :3
fringe cape
If you were that close they would have spotted you for being so suspicious. Obviously never played payday lmao
lavish summit
Willie be a fellow who fancies swords and fightin' folk in a never-endin' pit of doom.
tough yew
when early access rolls up you'll be able to actually pay them
brazen cloak
They should charge people per hour played :3
everyone will be in debt
tough yew
They should charge people per hour played :3
sounds like an idea from a Ubisoft employee
indigo sky
sounds like an idea from a Ubisoft employee
*executive
dawn sparrow
azure glacier
is there a way to do slowmo
brazen cloak
dexterous
frank scarab
when early access rolls up you'll be able to actually pay them
need to get my payout before it goes early access
tough yew
is there a way to do slowmo
kinda split on this but I mostly think slow mo will be coming back
vapid hull
everyone will be in debt
It‘s okay ! Its halfsword ! People will play anyways ! :3
vapid hull
sounds like an idea from a Ubisoft employee
I wanna work for ubisoft !!!
dawn sparrow
would be good for 1v60
my laptop would do slowmo for me in that case
extra heating of the room included
tough yew
they will abuse you mentally just for the buck
brazen cloak
true lmao
vapid hull
they will abuse you mentally just for the buck
Yeag but I wanna give them more terrible ideas that‘ll sink their company :3
near lichen
brazen cloak
yeag
wide ivy
Yeag but I wanna give them more terrible ideas that‘ll sink their company :3
well arent you a bundle of joy
snow gulch
Yeag but I wanna give them more terrible ideas that‘ll sink their company :3
based fuck the corpos
vapid hull
well arent you a bundle of joy
I am! I am so joyous!
charred moth
Yeag but I wanna give them more terrible ideas that‘ll sink their company :3
I like the way this one thinks
brazen cloak
bundle of wool
snow gulch
brazen cloak
7.394
meager hemlock
#announcements message
daaamn this looks so cool! 🔥
vapid hull
I‘m very excited for the kicking, but it just registered to me that we‘re also gonna be kicked, so it might be annoying to deal with
brazen cloak
next friday
near lichen
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1082232813698424884/13069861263...
Looking forward to your new videos as well 🔥
late heart
Bluuuuuuuudddd gimmmmee
frank scarab
vapid hull
next friday
You‘ll do great !
brazen cloak
thank
near lichen
Bluuuuuuuudddd gimmmmee
Are we getting the same build in tgs?
brazen cloak
maybe
vapid hull
Bluuuuuuuudddd gimmmmee
Hi takita! I havent talked to you before :)
brazen cloak
probably actually
frank scarab
true or not to true?
vapid hull
Are we getting the same build in tgs?
Tgs didn‘t have blood, if I‘m not mistaken, so probably not
brazen cloak
is that why youre the victim
vapid hull
Hi mantic :3
crude flower
is that why youre the victim
Seems like they made a victim
brazen cloak
mmyes
meager hemlock
Looking forward to your new videos as well 🔥
thanks mate! ❤️👍
idle crane
Did i just fucking hallucinate where is message i was replying to
idle crane
Hi mantic :3
hello rali
vapid hull
Did i just fucking hallucinate where is message i was replying to
Iunno !
vapid hull
hello rali
Hellooo !! Hows it going :))
brazen cloak
Did i just fucking hallucinate where is message i was replying to
i ate
meager hemlock
I'll try to make a video as soon as it drops
brazen cloak
raggamuffin
near lichen
Eggard
idle crane
Hellooo !! Hows it going :))
My break was cut short but im good. My birthday tomorrow 
late heart
Adam we love ur vids keep continuing this lovely content
crude flower
Hedgeborn
brazen cloak
early
vapid hull
My break was cut short but im good. My birthday tomorrow <:willipy:1202515559317...
Omg omg !! Same birthday month! Happy birthday !! :)
brazen cloak
idle crane
Did i just fucking hallucinate where is message i was replying to
oh it was in a thread
brazen cloak
hm
wide ivy
Adam we love ur vids keep continuing this lovely content
whats game seer role?
twilit granite
whats game seer role?
The publisher
idle crane
Omg omg !! Same birthday month! Happy birthday !! :)
happy birthday whenever your birthday is. Blueberrys birthday also this month on gore release day
wide ivy
oh
vapid hull
happy birthday whenever your birthday is. Blueberrys birthday also this month on...
Omg !! So many november birthdays !!
brazen cloak
norway
azure glacier
My break was cut short but im good. My birthday tomorrow <:willipy:1202515559317...
my birthday in 3 days
cunning tinsel
My break was cut short but im good. My birthday tomorrow <:willipy:1202515559317...
happy birthday tmr
idle crane
my birthday in 3 days
happy birthday for 3 days
brazen cloak
its not my birthday
azure glacier
happy birthday for 3 days
thanks
cunning tinsel
my birthday in 3 days
yes happy birthday in three
idle crane
Omg !! So many november birthdays !!
it is conveniently spaced after valentines day 
azure glacier
yes happy birthday in three
thanks
brazen cloak
it is conveniently spaced after valentines day <:pepe_hmm:1180872384660647986>
that could be me
maybe
vapid hull
it is conveniently spaced after valentines day <:pepe_hmm:1180872384660647986>
Double the gifts though projably !!
glacial falcon
cant believe they are adding blood in the 22nd month.
late heart
whats game seer role?
Helping ;). the team is working so hard to make you all happy. Trust me the blood 🩸 update is just EPIC
frank scarab
glacial falcon
brazen cloak
fake
frank scarab
glacial falcon
tough yew
frank scarab
late heart
Amen
glacial falcon
lunar sapphire
when will they add guns to half sword
fringe cape
If they somehow manage a delay in the last 5 days, I'd accept it.
lunar sapphire
OR how about an actual half sword
near lichen
Huffed sword
crude flower
If they somehow manage a delay in the last 5 days, I'd accept it.
It ain't gonna be good i'm sadly thinking
crude flower
OR how about an actual half sword
Like the witcher half a sword
Would be kinda dope
Wait no not the witcher
Shadow of mordor
Sword breaks and it turns into a dope ass dagger
vapid hull
Willie War 2 :(
jolly marlin
left zodiac
Playtest blood yet?
jolly gorge
wicked is coming out the same day as blood
vapid hull
Playtest blood yet?
Look in announcements silly
left zodiac
Blood
neon mantle
Bloody hell
jade scroll
i had a dream about the update last night and it kinda came true
crude flower
Sam hyde lookin ass
trail pivot
i had a dream about the update last night and it kinda came true
opened the third eye
jade scroll
Sam hyde lookin ass
frank hassle
trail pivot
fringe cape
It ain't gonna be good i'm sadly thinking
I think the game itself will be good, but won't run well/be buggy like every other stalker. But its made with modders in mind, so that gets me excited
fringe cape
I think the game itself will be good, but won't run well/be buggy like every oth...
The formula of stalker they will not lose is what I mean.
Aight I'm done talking about stalker here before some mod sneezes me away
crude flower
I think the game itself will be good, but won't run well/be buggy like every oth...
I hope so
I honestly don't know how it's gonna be with english writing
I might actually switch it back to ukrainian
Lmao
I need that STALKER feel
dense ridge
when you think about it, soon can really mean a few years
crude flower
It's all relative
Soon in terms of halfsword's lifespan is like a few months i'd say
fringe cape
Its like when your parents tell you soon just to shut you up
Meanwhile they have no clue
Same thing
Exact same
bitter zinc
Soon 2: Electric Boogaloo
crude flower
Galaxy is using a real time fluid simulator
I love my liquids!!!!!
bitter zinc
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073345209317986387/1276354135066808360/a...
That's technically correct except they didn't say which tgs or september
vast isle
man WHEN BLOOD
bitter zinc
Blood Update 2077
bitter zinc
I haven't touched any version of the game in weeks tbh
I'm a simple man. I just want blood
Because I suck at the mechanics
crude flower
Get good
stiff belfry
i just want a definitive time frame............
rimworld has been carrying me in the meantime
bitter zinc
Thanksgiving release date confirmed
bitter zinc
true or false
Maybe
tired kelp
i heard roadmap by christmas
Deadlines, we dont do those here 
stiff belfry
Deadlines, we dont do those here <:Soon:1171469860597936309>
on that project zomboid timing
coarse hemlock
yea
bitter zinc
Imagine if there was a Walter White skin for Willie
coarse hemlock
no
violet pivot
#photography📷 gonna be insane with gore
little verge
<#1172431577184206899> gonna be insane with gore
Excited, gonna make the spotlight more fun to pick.
west cloud
BLOOD
bitter zinc
<#1172431577184206899> gonna be insane with gore
"Wow this image looks super realisti...oh"
worn heron
"Wow this image looks super realisti...oh"
oh. That's gore. That's gore of my comfort character.
bitter zinc
What if Willie is your comfort character?
vast isle
oh
and maybe better optimization?
Im on 4080 i7 10800
and getting 70 frames on group fights
violet pivot
and maybe better optimization?
i definitely hope so
elfin kraken
Love roguelike in demo, will playtest have it?
violet pivot
and getting 70 frames on group fights
my fps on most battles are fine but with small buhurts it becomes absolutely abysmal
lofty lily
The demo is so disturbing
The more eerie soundtrack, the wind howling, the black void, all why endless willies who want to kill you come charging out of the void randomly
small juniper
blood blood blood
violet pivot
The demo is so disturbing
The more eerie soundtrack, the wind howling, the black...
half sword creepypasta
lofty lily
lol
astral crypt
THERE WILL BE BLOOD
violet pivot
never pirate half sword demo
vale knoll
THEY SAY SOON BUT HOW SOON?
lofty lily
never pirate half sword demo
All of a sudden a picture of a distorted willie in black and white popped up with the message in blood red, you are a pirate! then he listed all of my family members names!
lofty lily
THEY SAY SOON BUT HOW SOON?
the 22nd
astral crypt
🩸 22/11/24 🩸 mark it
wind charm
small juniper
why is the day before the month
lofty lily
Creepypasta straight out of 2017
violet pivot
halfsword.exe
limpid lava
I literally had a bad dream that the announcement today was that the play test was coming to ps5 and we got bamboozled lol
astral crypt
the gore finna be fire 🙏
unkempt furnace
i can no longer wait for the half sword release i NEED IT MAN, PLEASE.
limpid lava
Just woke up and was like “that was a dream right?”
wind charm
lofty lily
I hope it's 20x more realistic then the demo
because in the demo you swing like a madman and it's like popping a blow up pool full of blood
but in the playtest you have to be more precise with your hits and their much slower
crisp ivy
lol it’s literally in the announcement
I'm just kidding lol
robust hedge
AHHH GORE ANNOUN EMENT
west cloud
yes
strong nebula
devs are edging us w these pings
limpid lava
That inner musculoskeletal model is incredible. Looks like the dismemberment is procedural? With cuts lining up to your strike? Love it.
robust hedge
22nd of this month? nice
robust hedge
That inner musculoskeletal model is incredible. Looks like the dismemberment is ...
uwot
thats so cool
vast elm
I hope it's 20x more realistic then the demo
the gore that galaxy sneak peeks a lot looks way better than the demo. so yes it will be much better
robust hedge
thsts so cool
edgy bay
why is the day before the month
I thought day month year was normal? Lol also makes the most sense
lament wraith
my planet needs me.
robust hedge
why is the day before the month
becasue we arent american
tough yew
classic
robust hedge
I thought day month year was normal? Lol also makes the most sense
It is
limpid lava
my planet needs me.
Like a witch’s broom lol
lament wraith
Like a witch’s broom lol
willy the wizard is canon now
idle crane
west cloud
when new maps :tf:
fleet stump
new maps , or actually real maps, will be in the early access version
crisp nimbus
In other parts of the world
In normal parts of the world yes ;P
limpid lava
America is far from normal, and i say that as someone who unfortunately lives there.
dreamy rampart
Chat shat should I eat for breakky
limpid lava
I sure hope you aren’t eating that for breakfast
tough yew
new maps , or actually real maps, will be in the early access version
the pit will be in the EA version gotcha
dreamy rampart
I sure hope you aren’t eating that for breakfast
Wha??
tough yew
unless....
crisp nimbus
That's what I meant lol European not really european here ( 🇨🇭 )
limpid lava
I guess with a name like jackypoo it shouldn’t be surprising lol
fleet stump
any of you guys played Unreal tournament back in the days?
There was a map with a portal, you had to jump to try to get in
if you failed, you fell like a ragdoll in a pit with metal bars
cold sable
hey guys did the developers share much the game would cost?
tough yew
tbd
fleet stump
hey guys did the developers share much the game would cost?
it's in the FAQ
crisp nimbus
They made a Sparta map based on that map in RO later on ^^
tough yew
any of you guys played Unreal tournament back in the days?
played the third installment, barely remember anything tho
dreamy rampart
I guess with a name like jackypoo it shouldn’t be surprising lol
What????
limpid lava
Read your message again lol
lofty lily
In normal parts of the world yes ;P
They hate us cause they ain't us 🇺🇸 🦅
dreamy rampart
And halloween candy
robust hedge
In normal parts of the world yes ;P
Normal is crazy
Month/Day/Year is dumb
it should be in ascending order from largest to smallest
round isle
robust hedge
Day/Month/Year
round isle
Me seeing the blood update has a date
dreamy rampart
You guys know how you can alt f10 to save recent gameplay in Nvidia? I fucking super slammed a guy into the wood fence and killed him and it didn't save 😔
I'm talking over my back 2 times and head first
dreamy rampart
Real
west cloud
Real
robust hedge
I use the AMD one and just make it clip a super long time so then even if i forget and wait a minute or two i still get it
dreamy rampart
Mine saves 5 minutes before and it stopped working, I think it has too many fortnite clips on it
One if them was me and my whole squad lighting one guy up at the same time
Seal teM 6
coarse hemlock
um
lofty lily
Does anyone know the melting point of human skin?
No, but you should hold a few experiments on people to see what it is!
robust hedge
I want to make a blanket out of amorphous cast human skin
silk sorrel
sounds tasty
idle crane
when blood
old belfry
ty
idle crane
why gif no work
old belfry
i needed gif
old belfry
limber kiln
I thought day month year was normal? Lol also makes the most sense
It makes sense, which is why Americans don't do it.
idle crane
obtuse heart
It makes sense, which is why Americans don't do it.
We’re a little bit quirky 
safe silo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHAxfmhYVdA
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
hushed gale
My conclusion is soon
unborn skiff
i realized its been months but theres no change in playtest
little verge
i realized its been months but theres no change in playtest
Development takes time.
sour galleon
hushed gale
It makes sense, which is why Americans don't do it.
I would rather run 1 mile than 1.6 km
limber kiln
I would rather run 1 mile than 1.6 km
I'd rather run 1 km than 0.621371 miles.
hushed gale
I'd rather run 1 km than 0.621371 miles.
But why? Bigger number means more it don’t make sense
hushed gale
I would rather have 1 usd than .95 euro
sour path
there’s already estocs in game right?
maiden holly
there’s already estocs in game right?
kinda
but because of how the game works they are basically just skinny longswords
which i know is the point but its even more obvious in the game
sour path
ah okay so they still have a cutting edge?
maiden holly
ah okay so they still have a cutting edge?
ye
sour path
darnnn
modern eagle
Gonna give me .4 yet? Been waiting for months 😭
sour path
still waiting for messers
idle crane
Gonna give me .4 yet? Been waiting for months 😭
idle crane
still waiting for messers
maiden holly
Gonna give me .4 yet? Been waiting for months 😭
check announcements
modern eagle
Why can't I tag militus?
sour path
<:True:1174234434334105691>
kriegsmesser would go so hard
fast bramble
Gonna give me .4 yet? Been waiting for months 😭
Update next week is gonna be blood and a bunch of other stuff, I'd consider it the 0.4 we were promised way back
modern eagle
Update next week is gonna be blood and a bunch of other stuff, I'd consider it t...
Been waiting so long dude, can't wait
maiden holly
kriegsmesser would go so hard
idk if its confirmed but im pretty sure franky talked about it in the faq so atleast the devs are thinking about it
no clue if its def gonna come at some point but its probably more likely than not
long pivot
Can't wait to lose my hand because a sword touched the wrist lightly 🙏
sour path
idk if its confirmed but im pretty sure franky talked about it in the faq so atl...
oh ong?
quick tendon
Why does the game look worse on high settings and run worse?!?
idle crane
idk if its confirmed but im pretty sure franky talked about it in the faq so atl...
yeah they were answering my question 
maiden holly
yeah they were answering my question <a:woohoo:1122156811991134332>
nice
long pivot
Why does the game look worse on high settings and run worse?!?
baked in downscaling/upscaling
sour path
yeah they were answering my question <a:woohoo:1122156811991134332>
fellow messer enjoyer🤝
quick tendon
baked in downscaling/upscaling
Is this a recent addition?
fast bramble
Can't wait to lose my hand because a sword touched the wrist lightly 🙏
I'm really wondering how they're going to do it, the image Franky posted looks a lot more dynamic than the old gore system, where that old system had specific break points on the body that'd pop a limb off if you touched your blade at the right angle
quick tendon
I stopped playing for a month or two and it looked fine back then
Now its like its a 420 vape party on my armor
long pivot
I'm really wondering how they're going to do it, the image Franky posted looks a...
I think it really only bothers me because our player models are so. . . not to be rude but janky, that its hard to impossible to actually fence
Still, new system should make it nice, but have to play around with it of course, as always
maiden holly
I'm really wondering how they're going to do it, the image Franky posted looks a...
another thing im curious about is how cutting is gonna work cuz ive had it where my sword has went through their ENTIRE body
fast bramble
Yeah
maiden holly
but idk if the game would allow you to split someone in half with a longsword
fast bramble
It's going to be interesting testing it all out next week
long pivot
but idk if the game would allow you to split someone in half with a longsword
it has in previous iterations
both itch.io and abyss
maiden holly
u sure?
maiden holly
i thought only the sythe could split people apart
fast bramble
I wonder how they did this
fast bramble
both itch.io and abyss
I coulda swore the sword could as well so thanks for confirming, I haven't been able to cut someone in half with it for a while
maiden holly
It's going to be interesting testing it all out next week
yo u know kicking has been confimed for the next update
js
bitter zinc
Do you think it'll be possible to cut someone in half vertically?
long pivot
Do you think it'll be possible to cut someone in half vertically?
I. . . hope not.
Once you hit the ribcage, that's basically all you're doing
hitting the ribcage
idle crane
I imagine it will be possible but only with modified settings but lets wait and find out
fast bramble
yo u know kicking has been confimed for the next update
Yep, and they also showed your opponent can grab your leg and flip you
bitter zinc
I think it would be cool because it's just more dismemberment variation
long pivot
Yep, and they also showed your opponent can grab your leg and flip you
I mean you can already do this lmao
maiden holly
im more exited for that tby
long pivot
Crouch while looking down and grab
maiden holly
I mean you can already do this lmao
ye but the enemy cant
long pivot
sometimes you'll get lucky and grab their leg
Okay fair
Enemies doing that could be neato burrito
maiden holly
people have been grappling since the dawn of the playtest
fast bramble
I mean you can already do this lmao
Your opponent doesn't really try to do that right now, but in the update it looks like they will
long pivot
yeah most I've seen is them grabbing an arm
maiden holly
Your opponent doesn't really try to do that right now, but in the update it look...
i think ive had it like once in spoilence
long pivot
and its not really intelligent
long pivot
just randomly grabbing
maiden holly
just randomly grabbing
i think it happens with the ai trying to grab a weapon and accidentally grabbing you
fast bramble
i think ive had it like once in spoilence
Yeah they go for the weapons but their grab aim is shit and they'll grab you instead
fast bramble
For sure
fast bramble
I wonder if teeth flying out is gonna be in this update or early access gore 2.0
maiden holly
ooo shit
fast bramble
This isn't even gore 2.0 yet
maiden holly
wait there more gore comming?
fast bramble
Yeah
maiden holly
woah
fast bramble
This is what Galaxy was calling gore 1.7
long pivot
I wish to be able to cut a mans leg off and then beat him to death with it
fast bramble
When the game releases in early access they're updating the gore again
idle crane
wait there more gore comming?
This is just a foundation for future improvements
maiden holly
honestly the gore looked incredible in the abyss demo
never had a game where i could rip out a guys intestines with an axe and then swing them around
im shooketh that thers even more to come
shut needle
The amount of times that the developers said soon is crazy
idle crane
shut needle
It’s gonna be worth it
brazen cloak
he doesn’t look to good does he have a fever
restive garnet
brazen cloak
pov the guy from fury getting hit by german anti-tank field gun
royal arch
Galaxy, I once again implore you - are there purposefully no inner organs?
restive garnet
Galaxy, I once again implore you - are there purposefully no inner organs?
this is an older image
purposefully
royal arch
Cool, thanks 😁
restive garnet
npp future doctor
wary pewter
He’s ok he still has his eyes 👍
pulsar dragon
Wait so when update?
restive garnet
soon
pulsar dragon
K
ivory root
LETS GOOOOO
pulsar dragon
Soon was 2 weeks ago
tender topaz
trail pivot
what type of love story is this
dawn sparrow
first thing when I saw this was this idea :
idle crane
crude flower
Chopping off chunk would be pretty cool rather than just dismembering
trail pivot
so many questions from me about these new gore pics, no clue if this is just to show the layers of the skin, flesh and bones or this means that we can also cut at any angle and that dismembering is also procedural
trail pivot
hope organs are included unless they want to give them proper functions too so maybe it wouldnt really be added yet
well they do want to make it very realistic
wouldnt be surprised if they want different types of damage for organs
grim pilot
Blut
foggy compass
i hope when the game releases there will be multiplayer
teal mural
They've already said no multiplayer I'm afraid
maiden holly
i hope when the game releases there will be multiplayer
there is a multiplayer mod for the abyss demo if u really wanted to try it out
shell fern
holy shit
foggy compass
there is a multiplayer mod for the abyss demo if u really wanted to try it out
how to download mods?
maiden holly
its on nexus
grim pilot
click download on the download page
maiden holly
how to download mods?
u found the mod page?
foggy compass
nope
graceful bolt
are yall gona add the organs too?
foggy compass
thats the mod?
shell fern
wouldn't this game be perfect for vr
foggy compass
after downloading it how to play multiplayer
maiden holly
ye u click on advanced
then click download on the split screen mod
then enable it
should look like dat
foggy compass
i see its only Local multiplayer right?
fast bramble
fiery totem
how soon 😭
dawn sparrow
fiery totem
thanks xD
fiery totem
fr???? 😮
cobalt vault
I get a week off work starting the day it comes out
dawn sparrow
fr???? 😮
yes, check the #announcements
fast bramble
83% are from posts by the devs
Or the mods
fiery totem
letssss gooooooo
cursive marlin
How do people fight so well, with such fast and strong movements? I can only hit like a granny.
maiden holly
How do people fight so well, with such fast and strong movements? I can only hit...
practice
and tbf u might be swinging too hard
sounds stupid but try and move ur mouse a lil slower
loud mauve
@quaint miragedo you believe me now
graceful bolt
what version is the playtest?
vapid hull
<@920225107161518120>do you believe me now
Oh lord they got that stupid „terrorist organization“ bio
loud mauve
Oh lord they got that stupid „terrorist organization“ bio
he didn't believe me that I was playing the blood n gore update already
without love it cannot be seen
vapid hull
he didn't believe me that I was playing the blood n gore update already
Ess ehm aych
snow gulch
How do people fight so well, with such fast and strong movements? I can only hit...
as chini said it comes with time. you'll naturally get better strikes as you play more
loud mauve
try experimenting with legwork@cursive marlin
snow gulch
imo though accuracy is something you should try and get down pat, super good to end a fight quickly if you can get the neck area
brazen cloak
normalize checking announcements
maybe
ummmmmm
at least they were honest
i mean
you never know
sand ingot
how long is soon
restive garnet
how long is soon
fast bramble
how long is soon
Next Friday
wind charm
https://youtube.com/shorts/dPHGqbG0KL4?si=DgoidS3YMZSK8Ah4
Tickling Willie 
vague raft
should be a new emote
jolly nexus
should be a new emote
dire spade
me when im playing the demo and i get super far ahead and then my weapon flies away right as im about to block an attack :(
dire spade
turned me into this fr
maiden holly
honestly blocking is pointless in the demo
kinda sad but theres no parry assist or anything so u usually lose a hand or just miss and get speared
trail nacelle
Dude in white going to be red soon
sinful kernel
why do ppl keep sayin 22\11
maiden holly
cuz thats when the update is
lofty lily
why do ppl keep sayin 22\11
Gore + Kicking + Blood + A ton of new shit update
Is on the 22nd
sinful kernel
onb
maiden holly
But I feel like a heroin addict waiting
couldnt agree more
sinful kernel
ive waited months
maiden holly
its been a long time
lofty lily
And I saw a small clip
It looks like the willie AI will be alot smarter
I saw a fistplay clip and he ducked under and swooped out the players legs
Then backed up when he started to get up
true zealot
hey guys, which of these two actions would win you a fight?
A) Slashing their throat open with a sword
B) Pricking them in the hand,
lofty lily
When does the fight take place
trail pivot
true zealot
When does the fight take place
half sword
neon mantle
Feeding them ham
jolly nexus
When does the fight take place
somewhere in germany
lofty lily
half sword
C. Charging at them with the broken overpowered ass pitchfork
neon mantle
When should we go?
Yes, germany
lofty lily
it's in germany but
neon mantle
When
lofty lily
They speak old english
neon mantle
Hehe
lofty lily
Yeah because you get insults like
dijsehjtuhjrey
and then you get Cuckold!
And Hedgeborn!
But all of the voicelines after you win are always in english
jolly nexus
no wonder it's a mixed match between bohemia, germany, england and france
i hope they add voice lines to france and bohemia too
worthy dagger
I cannot wait until the gore update
solid trout
They speak Middle English, not Old English. They do sometimes say what sounds like "proshu" which would be a word one would use to beg in a Slavic language but it always struck me as out of place.
I don't think there's any German it's just that Middle English had a lot more Germanic features and vocabulary than Modern English does so it sounds like German to somebody whose native language is Modern English
jolly nexus
but the game is set in eastern Germany if I'm not mistaken
hidden ice
i got so lucky i literally got into this game 2 days ago
fast bramble
They speak Middle English, not Old English. They do sometimes say what sounds li...
I think Poland is one of the countries featuring in the game, could whatever sounds like "proshu" possibly be something from that area?
hidden ice
and the most insane update is abt to drop
solid trout
but the game is set in eastern Germany if I'm not mistaken
Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if we get more languages later
solid trout
I think Poland is one of the countries featuring in the game, could whatever sou...
Yeah that or Czech most likely
hidden ice
different settings would be cool
jolly nexus
it looks like there's going to be a Hungarian language in the future
hidden ice
did they say they were adding cavalry eventually?
i feel like i saw that in the suggestion thread but i don't remember if they said no to it
solid trout
Oh god the horses would be such a physics disaster haha
hidden ice
i was remembering "Jousting (unlikely)"
crude flower
It'd probably break the game so fast
hidden ice
so probably no horses
jolly nexus
imagine jousting with horse wacky physics
crude flower
Jousting on foot would be funny
hidden ice
it looks like there's going to be a Hungarian language in the future
i just started thinking abt hussar so horses came to mind
i mean they added horses to TABS and i thought it would've been impossible at first so maybe
jolly nexus
the difference is that TABS is a more cartoony game
hidden ice
although horses for this would definitely be harder since it's gotta be more polished
yeah exactly
jolly nexus
and half sword is more “realistic” so it would be strange
hidden ice
what specific time period is it set in?
ik it's when Middle English was around but that's a fairly wide range
jolly nexus
what specific time period is it set in?
1450 to 1470
hidden ice
oooh
jolly gorge
Jousting on foot would be funny
wait holy shit is this just his arm hanging by a piece of flesh
rocky steppe
bro how long is soon i cant wait
hidden ice
me and my friends used to do bike jousting in gta