halfsword-chat-⚔

[soft osprey]

That’s a half pipe for skateboarding

See it?

[dawn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-absolutely-no-idea-liz-lemon-tina-fey-30rock-i-have-no-idea-about-it-gif-21976533

[crude flower]

True

[soft osprey]

So are we getting skateboards for Willie then?

That would be great

[crude flower]

Willieboard

[frank scarab]

bevels

[worn heron]

@remote crypt bro got sniped for mentioning the big man 😭

me when Orwellian Automod

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-slemen-orwell-2024-1984-big-brother-is-watching-you-gif-3253591633076535352

[remote crypt]

ping

yeah I did

@worn heronwas fkn exampling controversial figures

and boom

got sniped

[worn heron]

I know lol I was wondering why you got timed out 😭 I saw the whole convo

our automod is a lil sensitive rn since the election has ended...

[remote crypt]

my deadass reaction was "huh, guess that's a nono word"

then I tabbed back into half sword

but yeah no it's understandable. I shoulda used Obunga

Tone deafness on my part to a degree.

[worn heron]

DO NOT pull out your Ace up your sleeve, or as one would refer to it as... "trick card",

[crude flower]

[worn heron]

(people who don't know are just like "wtf are they talking about?")

[remote crypt]

yeah can't talk about the cheeto

[worn heron]

ratmoji

[crude flower]

[worn heron]

ratmoji

[remote crypt]

Bro I had queued the other one

[worn heron]

[crude flower]

[worn heron]

don't do it

[remote crypt]

Oh no I don't plan on it

[remote crypt]

It was just flow of conversation

its funny hearing all the different things at work tho in a non-political organization

people are super opinionated.

[worn heron]

[worn heron]

"did you hear about that @frank scarab guy?"

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/jschlatt-schlatt-gun-who-pinged-me-ping-gif-16993835166890634442

[remote crypt]

yeah dude

he manages nothing

its insane

[worn heron]

woah woah woah

that might be going a little far

[vapid hull]

People with this pfp when they talk in a public discord server and get replied to

[remote crypt]

insane

[soft osprey]

He’s gonna manage ur balls into the hydraulic press if you don’t watch the attitude

[remote crypt]

no balls

[soft osprey]

He’s gonna manage ur ovaries into the hydraulic press if you don’t watch the attitude

[worn heron]

that's usually how it goes, yeah

[remote crypt]

lmfaooooo

I have balls

I was saying 'no balls'

[soft osprey]

100% vintage story tonight

110%

No doubt in my mind

[worn heron]

well, the aftermath

[worn heron]

uh huh

[soft osprey]

I promise on my ugly ass cousin Stonehenge

[vapid hull]

me promising to prlay games (i will be either working or writing essays)

[remote crypt]

I mean

[worn heron]

[remote crypt]

I won't be able to be kicked in the balls again

so I'd be unstoppable

[soft osprey]

Is this real or are you rejecting me

[worn heron]

THERE MAY HAVE BEEN A THREAT 🗣️🙌

[soft osprey]

You best do what you need to do to make sure you’re good brother man

[worn heron]

but I think I'm chillin lmao

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-ok-spy-ok-spy-tf2-tf2spy-spy-tf2-gif-25728918

[worn heron]

just a stepmom moment fr

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[soft osprey]

I am genuine about vintage story though fr, so just let me know if something happens with that, that you can’t hop on

[worn heron]

I wanted to say "testing blood update tn sorry" but nobody would have bought that one

[soft osprey]

It’s okay I’m off work tomorrow worst case. I am going to Texas for my sisters wedding Friday-Sunday though so won’t be able to then

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-girl-gif-10916027183312786347

worng gif

wong

[remote crypt]

lol

[frank scarab]

wlogn

wrogn

wrongs

wrong

[remote crypt]

wong gif

sum ting wong with ur gif

[worn heron]

yippe

[soft osprey]

Melon

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/gjirlfriend-gif-14457952604098199169

right gif

[tender quest]

well thats awkward

[soft osprey]

Can you put a picture of Willie into the frame he’s holding

Maybe change the name to Willieback

I’d love you forever

[tender quest]

no you have to do this meme but instead its Larry (Dio) Approaching my character

[frank scarab]

two,

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/deaf-cat-deaf-aagghh-aagh-cross-eye-cat-gif-4205790747075254931

[soft osprey]

Two

[frank scarab]

since this was originally suggested by dud (r.i,p, he never got the meme maker role) it'll be last,

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/worf-star-trek-angry-mad-jean-luc-picard-gif-17047954

[vapid hull]

Shouldn't havve gotten political for no reason </3

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1253491845724635277/boing.mp4?ex=67348d80&is=67333c00&hm=4ca3c4ab391e05cd44852123d80648c52c53fa32a367e8f0cb11841eb87789de&

[coarse hemlock]

jab

[frank scarab]

also made another version

[soft osprey]

This is 10x better than I expected

Fuckin love these

[restive garnet]

lmaooo

[soft osprey]

I’m gonna make another thread with Willie memes later

We gotta have these in one place

[real monolith]

Change the picture to gore

Fits the song better imo

But I’m also dumb/stinky

[frank scarab]

half sword gore

[real monolith]

I should’ve specified but I warned y’all

[lyric thorn]

took him to claire's for his first piercing today❤️

[dawn sparrow]

this is brilliant

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5b1lQ9PpoSg
new short :D

[lyric thorn]

why he like that😭 😭 😭

[fringe raptor]

willem dafoe meme

[remote crypt]

@worn heron

Imma say cheeto

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/audrey-cheeto-gif-17588858709258302925

boom

[lavish haven]

Question where did his clothes go?

[obtuse heart]

What clothes?

[crude flower]

true

[brazen cloak]

uh

[lavish haven]

It is just dangling there

I am scared for the armored man

[frank scarab]

he is totally wearing clothes (trust me brah)

[tacit light]

do weezer

[tacit light]

YEAH

[brazen cloak]

bru

[buoyant oyster]

i managed to hit this

[brazen cloak]

damn

[buoyant oyster]

its very much an insta kill

[wind charm]

spear stuff

[brazen cloak]

free head rearrangement

[buoyant oyster]

hit a wombo combo with the axe

[brazen cloak]

he might be slightly injured

[buoyant oyster]

i think his brother came to square up too

execution

final battle.

[buoyant oyster]

"game is game bro, this girl is not this crazy"
the state i find bro in

[stone crystal]

how i play this mode

[plucky cosmos]

join the playtest on steam

[brazen cloak]

holy shit

none in the playtest

but soon !

bru

[valid summit]

true

[remote crypt]

@boreal path I think my distancing is improving

[vestal portal]

well done

[remote crypt]

appreciate it

wee

[minor swift]

can you use Controller on Half sword just wondering?

[remote crypt]

yes you can!

there's a bit of fuckery

you'll have to bind your inputs to key commands

but its doable. I play on my steam deck

[craggy ore]

I believe playtest kinda supports controllers, they just aren’t fully bound

[remote crypt]

yep

you gotta bind a few things on your own

[minor swift]

alright preciate dawg

[bitter zinc]

I'm assuming no news on gore today?

[vapid hull]

Why would there be?

[vestal flare]

no, but man i would love to see grappling expanded on

[calm bough]

Same🔥

[vestal flare]

the bits of trips i get are so fun

[remote crypt]

❤️‍🔥

[tall monolith]

When is gore planned to come back? This year at least?

[remote crypt]

Rumour is friday

but take that with a grain of salt

[vapid hull]

Soon™️

[tall monolith]

Damn ok I was thinking a few weeks

[remote crypt]

if it is friday I'm going to cause myself some serious fake health problem to stay home and grind all day (Sarcasm)

[frank scarab]

truck full of salt

[vapid hull]

Rumour

[vestal flare]

half sword devs, please add blood before i go on a trip thanksgiving pls 🙏

but also, i understand if not

lmao

[remote crypt]

r u m o r

[ocean granite]

#blooDb4Thanksgiving

[remote crypt]

Just for you @vestal flare itll be after christmas

[vestal flare]

grappling update then

i wanna suplex

[vapid hull]

we have grappling?

[vestal flare]

well yeah but its kinda janky

i mean like, i wanna break arms n stuff on top

[ocean granite]

im very new to the game and recently found out i could grab someones hands/feet/head/butt and i lost my mind

[boreal path]

considerably so ! a great clip indeed

[vestal flare]

refined grappling update is probably more accurate to ask

[boreal path]

you can grab their everything !

[boreal path]

you can but it's hard and i've only done it with a weapon or in the demo

[ocean granite]

not gonna lie im pretty ok with grabbing someones by the bald spot and working their mid section with my fist of fury XD

[vestal flare]

oh man ive had straight up kimura locks on people and its just kinda eh

i assume joint breaks will prob come with gore update tho

to an extent

[unique ledge]

is this a lethal throw

[remote crypt]

Yknow

of all things I'm hyped for

arming caps

[vapid hull]

I'm excited for the kicc

I wanna like

[remote crypt]

honestly

I can't wait to just cut off legs

of kickers

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/long-sword-hema-kick-fighting-gif-16457663

[remote crypt]

yes

[sour path]

are guisarmes already in the game?

[placid pendant]

Really wanna try more staggering clips like these

I like how this one came out

[wind charm]

wrong clip :o

[wind charm]

I notice that locking them in an over extended position is easier to trip

[placid pendant]

Real nice

[floral hollow]

why do your graphics look so good

[warped apex]

Probably a better pc lol

[floral hollow]

i dont think graphics work like that

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/stephen-colbert-tea-sassy-teacup-posh-gif-1816409601702153303

[wind charm]

I enable the cinematic preset and apply, then I switch back to the epic preset, it keeps the altered shaders with the epic preset's fps

I also use a subtle reshade so the saturation is up a little

[floral hollow]

what presets? thats a thing in this game?

[wind charm]

in the settings yeah

[thick peak]

direct 12

and all ultra settings

[wind charm]

but I also have a 4060ti, so theres that

[floral hollow]

ooh i see, cool

[thick peak]

i bet that dude has 4080super on a board

😦

i feel extra envy

[wind charm]

I remember not too long ago when I wasn't so blessed with good hardware

your time will come my brothas

[thick peak]

nice pc setup must be worth of 2500usd i suppose

if we mention our salary in russia

2.5usd per hour

[obtuse heart]

Wrong chat

[floral hollow]

if i knew this game had different graphic settings my clips would be so much better

[thick peak]

i will have to work 1000hours

to get a nice pc

[wind charm]

I recommend reshade as well, just a little saturation change makes a big difference

[thick peak]

imagine getting paid for farting

i'd fart every second

and buy a pc in one hour

i'd train hard to fart nonstop

[wind charm]

I uh

speechless

[sour path]

meow

[cerulean needle]

Deflect into grapple, disarm and execution

[hard adder]

My technique is just kinda "#### around and find out"

[warped apex]

Anyone else use first person?"

[worn heron]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j4Gc2eGJr9R8ThJEJ?invite=cr-MSxtWmQsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

he wont give up

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j4GeMy0CEtFd06-7i?invite=cr-MSwycmIsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

i made him give up

[wispy bobcat]

i think im getting a little better at timing parries

god knows im awful at it now

[brisk osprey]

is it unethical to do this

[worn heron]

they're willies

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j4G4XY1J5crZe9Bt6/spok?invite=cr-MSxyR2ssMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

observe this guide

have your willies been misbehaving? I made a handy guide right here. About 20 seconds long.

they are like babies, their brains are like undeveloped egg yolks, you just need to scramble them

[tough yew]

the voices are too loud, find a way to reduce them

[worn heron]

there are worms underneath your skin in your wrist, little green and purple worms

[tough yew]

take them out

[loud river]

The voices

They reside inside your skull

You don’t hear them with your ears

make them stop

[wind charm]

what are the chances

[tough yew]

voices demand blood and gore

they cannot take soon as a response

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/going-crazy-mr-boss-smiling-friends-freaking-out-going-wild-gif-5258506792416434328

[neon mantle]

Only now will suffice

[worn heron]

how about... Later

[trail nacelle]

Let's hope soon means soon when they slap a price tag on it.

[fast bramble]

I think that's why they haven't slapped a price tag on it yet

[trail nacelle]

No way, I just assumed I was the only one who could play for free.

[restive glade]

I GIVE UP

FUCK BLOOD

[tough yew]

imagine giving up

[fast bramble]

Bro held G too long instead of taunting

[grave bone]

Hmm… (mod abused) bet theres a funny story behind that considering this server

Also Blood 🍖

Heard its releasing today

The voices never lie

[summer plank]

Its releasing on friday

Im not joking btw

[safe silo]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[summer plank]

Im serious, part of game seer said it on this channel

Just search for the word friday

And you will find it

[royal arch]

^Disclaimer, this same 'Game Seer' claimed it would be released 3 weeks ago. Don't trust Pierrot.

[tough yew]

we shall seek the day

[ocean granite]

For glory

[restive garnet]

Just wait mid December, that's the safest.

If it comes early yay

[languid nest]

I agree

[restive garnet]

[royal arch]

You already have. Like. Multiple times

[restive garnet]

True

[tough yew]

just eat taco bell and form a new shit

[royal arch]

It's incontinence at this point

[restive garnet]

Infinite bug glitch

[languid nest]

@restive garnet is blood this Friday because I had a dream and in that dream it came to me that on Friday blood update is come.

[restive garnet]

Soon

[languid nest]

Emergency

[little wren]

[dusty gyro]

I have a blue blanket but i'm still waiting for new game mode

[idle crane]

Gore should release on Saturday as a birthday gift to me

[little wren]

Happy birthday in Adv :))

[fleet stump]

It's friday soon

[little wren]

[languid nest]

How cryptic

My back hurts I have scoliosis

[covert edge]

Shrimp

[languid nest]

You’re talking to a future U.S. army soldier you can’t say that

https://tenor.com/view/vine-futureusarmysoldier-disrespect-gif-21829597

[covert edge]

1984

Shrimp

[languid nest]

I need a chiropractor

[neon mantle]

I need a halfswordbloodopractor

[restive glade]

if the blood releases on friday im gonna shoot a firework up my ass

[grave bone]

Is it this friday specifically?

[neon mantle]

If blood releases friday ill buss up my own nose

[grave bone]

Or a Friday that is soon

[fringe raptor]

theres plenty of fridays between now and the heat death of the universe

[idle crane]

Chat stop being weird

[glossy fulcrum]

Yo guys how do I download the pics i make?

[remote crypt]

This man teasing the shit out of us

Should I pretend to be sick friday?

[remote crypt]

Real talk I will play hookey

[idle crane]

@glossy fulcrum

https://tenor.com/view/omw-to-spread-misinformation-all-over-the-internet-gif-26525511

?

[covert edge]

Maybe?

BLOOD?

BLOOD IS COMING?

[idle crane]

🤷‍♂️

[idle crane]

[supple cedar]

what the fuck will mods do

bruh

this isnt the role

wait

why is the mod role even called mod

[mint agate]

Fashion

[idle crane]

He pinged a random dude

Please stop spamming and pinging random people

[supple cedar]

i did realise

[idle crane]

It's spam

[supple cedar]

you are the only one in the community that has been begging and spamming

[covert edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931919486192353340/1081806403427119204/image0-2.gif

[supple cedar]

in the 65000 people community

only you

[mint agate]

Oh my god i've never seen there's so much people here

[covert edge]

The great gorefreak hungers for blood and gore

[mint agate]

He needs his regular dose of gorified buhurt

[supple cedar]

HE IS BANNED

LMAOOOOO

[supple cedar]

or muted

[idle crane]

I asked him to stop multiple times. That was his 3rd warning so he is gone

[fast bramble]

Who died

[supple cedar]

i knew he already had warnings

[mint agate]

Goodbye, our beloved gorefreak, we will miss you

[fast bramble]

Oh gore dude

[mint agate]

Yeah x)

[supple cedar]

saul g00dman

[grave bone]

RIP, he will be remembered as the blood gooner. May he forever rest in pepperoni

[idle crane]

Saul Goodman. Became extra spam and didn't stop. He reached his 3rd warning

[fast bramble]

Ahh

[covert edge]

Saul Goodman? More like Saul Bloodman.

[fringe raptor]

RIP goregoon

[fast bramble]

Perhaps this isn't the time to mention my 20 part YouTube series coming soon about no gore

[idle crane]

Also attempted and everyone ping and pinged some random dude named mods

[grave bone]

More like Saul Gotbannedman

[fast bramble]

Comes out on Saturday but I need to see how events unfold on Friday

[idle crane]

Oooo a rubber video series for my birthday

[grave bone]

You should release it now so it ages like fine milk

[fast bramble]

It definitely totally exists

[restive garnet]

he is gonna miss out on his beloved gore ping

[fast bramble]

Imagine getting yourself banned about no gore just before gore drops

[restive garnet]

happens often

[glossy fulcrum]

Thx

[mint agate]

Hm, i was wondering about the gore and blood, will it affect greatly the game performances ?

Like, fps and optimization and stuff ?

[restive garnet]

one way to find out is to play it, once it releases

[mint agate]

True

[restive garnet]

also optimization is last in game dev

you are playing 5% of the game. and its an pre alpha

[mint agate]

Of course, thats normal

[restive garnet]

bet

[fast bramble]

Is it wrong that I want you guys to keep the Cinematic preset even though it melts supercomputers just for photography mode?

[mint agate]

5% ? You mean i'm already having fun with 5% of the actual game ? Man I'm going to love the finished game

[restive garnet]

[neon mantle]

My name is al gore

[idle crane]

Maybe it could be locked for photography use only

[restive garnet]

Cinematic preset doenst really have huge visual benefit doe. its the same as epic visually

unless you can show me

[idle crane]

It has better shadows

[mint agate]

Indeed, your name is al gore

BRUV

[restive garnet]

crazy

another ban

how long will it take the mods

already a minute

[mint agate]

You dont even have to fish for them, they come out of the water themselves

[restive garnet]

i ll mute him

just in case

2 minutes

true

[idle crane]

I'm supposed to be on break

[restive garnet]

now you can go take a break

i ll defend your post

as pre mod

[idle crane]

It supposed to be a week long break but I keep being dragged back in

[restive garnet]

ohh shit

take ur breeakk

[supple cedar]

poor guy

[restive garnet]

you are now on a break

[idle crane]

It's not a full break. I'm just trying to be a lil less active than usual don't worry I can still combat bad people

[restive garnet]

[idle crane]

Anyway I am actually gonna disappear now. I gotta go to an appointment soon

[restive garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1045629304609964046/1305998642724868096/Willie_Da_Worm.gif

[idle crane]

What is bevel

[restive garnet]

💀

[idle crane]

This server has confusing ass emojis

[restive garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/illuminati-triangle-eye-conspiracy-theory-conspiracy-theories-gif-3471700369605863305

[fast bramble]

I'm go sleep right now but I'll take comparisons later. For gameplay it's really not worth the tradeoff, but for photography it pushes things just that little bit further, especially combined with DX12. It's subtle things like the shadows, the tone, etc.

Things you wouldn't really pay much attention to while stabbing a Willie so you wouldn't want it enabled while playing, unless you for some reason enjoy playing at 5 seconds per frame

[restive garnet]

alrr zzz well, tyy

[restive glade]

rdr1 blood fix when

galaxy made a rdr1 blood mod a while back

seems like its causing some issues

galaxy announced hed fix it in like the 1st of november

but still

nothing

at all

[neon mantle]

For playtest? Or?

[restive glade]

no

rdr1

Red Dead Redemption 1

[mint agate]

Red dead redemption 1

[neon mantle]

This is halfsword chat, not general chat

Ask there

[restive glade]

damn channel cop

alright then

[neon mantle]

Even better, dm him directly

[restive garnet]

i didnt give a date for when its gonna get fixed, i mod when i got spare free time. other wise i am a very busy person.

[neon mantle]

OH NO! Anyway..

Thanks

[forest compass]

interesting fact

The playtest started on July 15th

Pierrot said that they were choosing a date for the update and later told us to be ready this Friday — November 15th

Maybe something interesting is waiting for us 🙂

[neon mantle]

It isn't

[steep field]

we will never get gore in playtest

😔

[neon mantle]

Probs not

[neon mantle]

Even more interesting fact -

Nope

[limpid gyro]

Even even more interesting fact

NO

[lethal mauve]

Yeah

[forest compass]

why so pessimistic

[lethal mauve]

But your observations are well-founded

Hope pierrot and co. not lying us
again

[rapid bronze]

prob are lol

[neon mantle]

Lol

[lethal mauve]

Olo

[dawn sparrow]

Doubt is evidence of having faith

[lethal mauve]

Absolutely

[neon mantle]

I don't doubt. I know it won't happen and i'm bored now

[languid nest]

It will happen

John developer said so

[neon mantle]

Big al said dogs can't look up 🤷‍♂️

[languid nest]

I hate it when Willie be sayin this shit and I’m nowhere near him so I beat his ass again when he does it

Stupid Willie

[dawn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-dean-winchester-oh-you-gif-22671182

[jolly gorge]

i love slapping the dogshit out of them when they are still standing

[severe seal]

let not thee hand be heavy upon me

[jolly gorge]

it will

[languid nest]

My hand: 🏋️

[solid trout]

Guys who are surrendered but standing are throwing practice for me

Like throwing things at them from across the arena

[wary orchid]

whoever translated that must either be joking and me not getting it (cause im austrian), or hes just bad

[crisp ivy]

well thats nice of you to say 😦

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170073546714787962/1303498743173349468/reaction.gif

[wary orchid]

as an asutrian i am brutally efficient

[fringe raptor]

real

[crisp ivy]

alright cool.

[wary orchid]

austrian*

[wary orchid]

...at saying things.

[wary orchid]

but fr dont take it too seriously. I should have worded it differently...

[crisp ivy]

its ok. Im not an austrian.

[wary orchid]

you are from where, may I ask kind sir?

[crisp ivy]

uh.... mixed ethnicity but none from germany, austria etc. closest thing I have to that is studying from 16th century german cutler and fencing master Joachim Meyer

[wary orchid]

what mix are you?

[crisp ivy]

Puerto-rican and western europe

[wary orchid]

ah ok. I was wondering since "Erzherzog Sigi von Tirol" is your dcname

and you know...tirol...

[crisp ivy]

I just love his harness

really shows the pinacle of gothic germany

[languid nest]

It’s English though

[wary orchid]

Hes got that medieval drip

[wind charm]

Everyday I wake up yearning for the cold abyss of death

gm all

[wary orchid]

he says something different tho

[wind charm]

when gore

[crisp ivy]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170073546714787962/1303498743173349468/reaction.gif

[fringe raptor]

yesterday

you missed it

sorry

[wind charm]

aight

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-playtest-no-gore-no-blood-where-gore-gif-8174527543298300447

[crisp ivy]

we like misinformation here

[fringe raptor]

[chilly oracle]

that was a good reversal when he was twisting my arm

im a bit of a grabby fighter

[wary orchid]

one thing is missing tho

[wind charm]

I got maybe 2 seconds in before the music made me stop watching

[chilly oracle]

fair enough, its just what ever im listening to on youtube

[neon mantle]

Stop lying

[silent gorge]

everyone asks when gore they never ask how is gore

[wary orchid]

The vid above is missing something. U see it too?

[wind charm]

is it true that medieval knights used to listen to phonk in combat?

[desert goblet]

doesn't he say "I am at the mercy" not "I am offering mercy"

[wary orchid]

No they listened to slim shady

[crisp ivy]

I hear "offering"

[wind charm]

gonna cancel me yeah? gen Z me brugh?

[wary orchid]

I am at thy mercy, he says

[desert goblet]

We need developer insights

[trail pivot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3okjFDo2aSU

[wary orchid]

skibidi sure I am!

[wind charm]

the skibideal is, the gyatt was rizzed from the start.

[wary orchid]

exactly. A banger back in the days

[languid nest]

No

[wary orchid]

Lit king. Gyatt wasnt skibidi rizzed tho, it was more delulu. The drip wasnt bussin bussin, but more fanum tax.

[wary orchid]

yes

[languid nest]

Nuh uh

[crisp ivy]

[wind charm]

I can't do this shit no more dawg

[chilly oracle]

I think I strangled him lol

[wary orchid]

He says " Oh no, I am at thy mercy. I pray, let me go hence unharmed. Be not the cause of my death. I cry thee mercy. ?I have got a plea? And thy goodness, grant me leave to live. Let not thee hand be heavy upon me.

[chilly oracle]

grab him and throw him to the floor
grabs his foot so he cant get up
revokes arm privileges

[wary orchid]

Me neither. That was big L not bussin

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/uggmugg-ugly-squid-break-skateboard-gif-27708087

[violet wasp]

bae i uhhh need uhhh the blood uhhh so bad uhhhh

[crude flower]

Lady gaga

Googoogaga

[chilly oracle]

good singer

[crude flower]

I enjoy her later works more

[wary orchid]

But for real, these kids are lost... I am so happy most of the kids in austria barely speak in such a slang or whatever you may call that abomination

[low jungle]

shield loadouts are so bad

[chilly oracle]

fair enough, I like her older works personally

[wind charm]

something sdometing polehammer i have literally lost my mind

[low jungle]

always immediately drop em

[chilly oracle]

why not hit them with the shield?

[crude flower]

I do think strangling would be kinda interesting

Except of course you can't do it if they have neck armor

[wary orchid]

Yooo a flail would be cool as a weapon

[low jungle]

cause the shield has a super short range and if ur caught up it gets difficult to control

[crude flower]

Physics:

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ayasan-gif-24417454

[scenic bronze]

how do i do a takedown

[crude flower]

All i can see if someone is gonna swing it so violently it will break time and space

[wary orchid]

Prob would clip through and have hit reg problems I guess. Nonetheless would be cool

[crude flower]

The chain would be the issue more than the ball yeah

[wary orchid]

Im not sure if I sent it in here or to my friend...but here ya go

[crude flower]

But if they get it to work

Then we can have nunchucks

[chilly oracle]

the shield is my close range weapon

[crude flower]

My fist is my close range

I love when i let go of halfsword and instead of trying to grab my sword again

I just start punching

[low jungle]

by the time i get to my fists my character is totally uncontrollable with limp arms

[crude flower]

Erm

All y'all should play on the lowest possible mouse sens

I know it sounds insane

But it's very doable and once you switch back you become a god

[crisp ivy]

when HS gore doesnt come out

[wary orchid]

broke my enemies arms yesterday. Bro shimmied my way ant tried to punch me with limp arms. Only his shoulders were moving. Had agood laugh

[crude flower]

At that point i'd start spinning

[low jungle]

i think half of my problem is the fact that when u click rmb on the playtest it toggles whereas demo u have to hold it

[wind charm]

no.

[crude flower]

Yes.

[chilly oracle]

shield homicide

[crude flower]

We really need double shield gameplay

Those arm shields go so hard

[low jungle]

they needa make the alt key work better for running people on the ground through

its too high to be reliable, half the time i just run over and skip the spear across the guy on the ground

[chilly oracle]

beat him with the stick end

[low jungle]

i wanna be able to jam it into his neck

[chilly oracle]

stab him without the alt key

[low jungle]

beating them doesnt work that well when ur doing the 4v1 or whatever

then it misses him completely lmao

idk how to stab forward

[chilly oracle]

hold on lemme try it

[wary orchid]

plus backflip

[low jungle]

it works pretty well with the fork on the demo

but in playtesting i have a really hard time doing it with anything

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-dont-laugh-laugh-gif-15896873064336345588

[chilly oracle]

this is how I use the farmer

[low jungle]

anyone know the filepath that photo mode saves on?

[normal pond]

for christmas, i want the first update/remaster for half-sword

10/10 christmas gift

[low jungle]

i just want pt with blood

would make those sword neck slashes so satisfying

[frank scarab]

\steamapps\common\Half Sword Playtest\VersionTest54\Screenshots

[low jungle]

He aint ready for this

[daring wasp]

pt physics with demo gamemode + blood 🔥

[jolly gorge]

sad to me that theres no trainer

it was so fun grabbing willies and throwing them into the abyss

[low jungle]

it pisses me off so much when my dumbass char cant stand up

like bruh let me swing this fucking axe

[jolly gorge]

lmaoo real

you bash a willies head in and they get up

but they tap you on your shoulder and you become disabled

[neon mantle]

Bash my willie in
Oh

Lol

[vapid heart]

Sigma?

[wise halo]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j4R8ree3ZOnM8pLRo?invite=cr-MSx0NDYsMjUyMjM1NzExLA

weak

[limpid gyro]

Every time before the 3rd boss I die to spears

[low jungle]

i dont understand how the ai are able to always impale me with a sword when idfk how to do it

[limpid gyro]

[chilly oracle]

new half sword update is weird

check this out

[remote crypt]

How brave stand feels

[fluid remnant]

Brave stand with greatsword is one of the wonders of the world

[remote crypt]

I enjoy it but longsword is my bread and butter

[fluid remnant]

Same with exec axe and the flat edge poleaxe from the highest tiers

[crude flower]

They have hacks for real

[remote crypt]

Agreed

Tense ass duels tho

[lone crater]

it has come to my understanding that GORE has not been released yet

https://tenor.com/view/ineedit-needit-spongebob-squarepants-need-it-gif-4883495

[remote crypt]

Oh uh

Bonk

[fleet nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-denzel-tear-denzel-cry-man-tears-men-tears-gif-26908522

[deep abyss]

hello

[lone crater]

yo yo mister white

[wise halo]

hold ALT to stab or press lmb twice

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j4RLqwdMIsCyzqCsi?invite=cr-MSwxY2QsMjUyMjM1NzExLA weak

[languid nest]

Yes it has

[ripe meteor]

the rush when youre able to get a perfect run and slit all their throats

throat slits are the most satisfying thing we have rn with no gore

[remote crypt]

Oh my lord dude

Or an amazing stab

[ripe meteor]

im still a noob when it comes to stabbing so i tend to fuck it up a lot, but it feels soooo good

amazing how the game still feels receptive w no gore

[wise halo]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j4RXp4S0PwAYAFVvu?invite=cr-MSxvUlYsMjUyMjM1NzExLA

[chilly oracle]

its the blood update, trust

[mint agate]

Imagine with gore and blood and entrails

[remote crypt]

10000% agree. Its so damn fun too

[wise halo]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j4S5w44EYymtHhiw0?invite=cr-MSxjeTIsMjUyMjM1NzExLA

[soft osprey]

Hey that’s a great movie I’ve forgotten about until now

[deep abyss]

can you choke someone in this game?

[chilly oracle]

I dont think so but its not a bad strategy to "choke them out"

its usually a good position to throw them around

[marsh lodge]

You can put people in headlocks with ur weapons and get them to the ground but no you can’t choke them

[wise halo]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j4SauTEoP0NJmFBXN?invite=cr-MSxIZUssMjUyMjM1NzExLA

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j4SjJ8YT4xIypA8yI?invite=cr-MSxUVG0sMjUyMjM1NzExLA

[crude flower]

Can we get neck breaks in gore update

[languid nest]

No but there is an advantage to gain by getting ahold of your enemy in such a manner

[crude flower]

I wanna see limp willies

[languid nest]

You already can

You just aren’t hitting them hard enough

[crude flower]

I mean like a limp neck

Wobbly

[languid nest]

Yes

Yes

[crude flower]

Oh cool

What about arms

I wanna have arms like bent backwards

[languid nest]

Yes

[crude flower]

And legs

[languid nest]

Idk if they bend backwards but they go limp if you break them

[soft osprey]

Limp Willies you say?

[languid nest]

And they will noticeably limp and struggle

[soft osprey]

Around here Willies stay hard and strong

[crude flower]

I mean yeah they go limp

I mean like limp limp

Like dislocated

[languid nest]

Yes

[crude flower]

No

[languid nest]

They limp in every sense

They be limping

They go limp

[crude flower]

Not backwards

[languid nest]

They flaccid

[soft osprey]

Are we talking about the body or the..Willie

[crude flower]

Both

[soft osprey]

Nice

[crude flower]

I also want to break forearms and shins

Make them snap

[languid nest]

If you hit Willie over the head or in the neck hard enough his head will be noticeably wobbly

[crude flower]

Neat

[soft osprey]

But what about his Willie

How do you get it to be wobbly and limp

[languid nest]

If you break his shins he will noticeably not be able to stand on that leg and if you break his forearm his arm will hang funny

[crude flower]

I mean like break in half bro

[languid nest]

But I don’t think there are jelly physics on broken limbs because it’d be prone to issues but I could be mistaken

[crude flower]

Like snap

Like in the UFC

Anderson silva classic

[languid nest]

The UFC doesn’t condone extreme bodily harm and it is a tragedy when it happens just as it is in any other sport

[soft osprey]

I’m positive it will come. Right now bone breaking isn’t a full thing. Yeah you can get their limbs to go limp with enough damage but as far as breaking bones not yet

Though they’ve talked about it

[crude flower]

What are you talking about peter

Peter needs to think with his other peter

[soft osprey]

UFC fighters do break bones, ofc it’s not condoned it’s never on purpose it’s just an accident but it does happen

[languid nest]

Do not glorify legs and ankles breaking in the UFC or Dana White himself will kill you

[crude flower]

Well yeah

That wasn't the question though

[languid nest]

No you don’t understand

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/no-you-calm-down-chill-out-no-you-dwight-dunder-mifflin-gif-15666741

[crude flower]

Silly peter

[languid nest]

Never say “I want to see legs snap like in the UFC” ever again

[soft osprey]

I want to see legs snap like in the ufc

[crude flower]

I want to see legs snap like in the UFC

[soft osprey]

Ever again

[languid nest]

Because legs aren’t supposed to snap in the ugc

[wise halo]

Willie master of handling weapons https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j4SrwPrLEqUwEnceZ?invite=cr-MSx2STMsMjUyMjM1NzExLA Who needs a real human enemy when Willie can do this?

[languid nest]

You’re gonna die dudes

Dudes

Holy shit

[soft osprey]

Dana whites about to bust through the wall like the koolaid man

[languid nest]

https://tenor.com/view/brock-lesnar-ufc-mic-mad-angry-gif-17244971

[crude flower]

he's red enough for it

[languid nest]

That’s Dana white he just hit you

[soft osprey]

Ah Brock Leslie that giant wimp

[crude flower]

Big softie

[soft osprey]

Sorry I meant Brock letslose

Because he sucks

[crude flower]

Brock legssnap

[soft osprey]

Brock “I’m just a giant guy” loser

[languid nest]

“Break Stuff”’s beat drop would go hard over this. Like “break your fuckin face tonight” just as he hits your face and breaks it. Man. It’s so sad that that song was written by Limp Bizkit and performed by Limp Bizkit because it’s a good song.

[crude flower]

Not much potential other than his freak genetics

And steroids

[languid nest]

He’s not a wimp he’s a fuckin tank man what

[soft osprey]

Sorry you must be thinking of not Brock lesnar

[woven nexus]

UFC fanboy detected

[languid nest]

This is an outrage

Have you never watched WWE ok

[soft osprey]

Cmpunk could beat Brock

[languid nest]

https://tenor.com/view/zach-galifianakis-funny-laugh-laughing-weird-laugh-gif-3547058

[woven nexus]

Nah, never

[soft osprey]

Bring me Kurt angle

[wise halo]

good song

[soft osprey]

Show you what a real wrestler is

[languid nest]

Do you see my vision

[languid nest]

Kane

[wise halo]

A little

[languid nest]

https://tenor.com/view/kane-entrance-wwe-raw-wrestling1998-gif-17103205

[vapid hull]

A real wrestler puts it in his acting contracts that he can never lose a fight 🦾🤖

[soft osprey]

You want a real S class ufc fighter? Give me some of that Kimbo Slice action

[languid nest]

I think we need to hype up NPC Willie more because he does get some amazing plays every now and then

[languid nest]

That is an S tier fighter

But I like Mighty Mouse the most just because he is wholesome

[soft osprey]

Bro died before he could reach his prime

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-wrestling-wrastlin-wrastling-gif-15905737364352360059

[soft osprey]

Ok I’ll let you have that one. Mighty Mouse is a fuckin legend

and a gamer!

[languid nest]

Speaking of

Rodtang is also cool

https://tenor.com/view/rodtang-gif-12047103280655159381

[wind charm]

swords are very hard

[languid nest]

He noticed his opponent was punching his cheeks instead of his chin so he took this gamble

[soft osprey]

Rodtang in official muy Thai is incredible. UFC a bit different. I forgot who he went against, but he ended up tiring himself out rather fast

First round was striking, second was grappling and wrestling, and third was mixed

He killed in striking

But got real tired second round

[languid nest]

He went against Mighty Mouse

He got choked out

I think

[soft osprey]

Yeah I don’t remember if he got submitted or what but it was a sick fight

I know he for sure lost

[woven nexus]

I have never seen the appeal of watching these

[languid nest]

Idk if I was to go into a martial arts fully it’d be Muay Thai

[soft osprey]

I just enjoy watching top world class athletes compete to see who’s the best! It also helps I’ve done martial arts a fair bit in my life

[sour path]

so am i

mfw nobody answered my question on whether or not guisarmes are already in the game : (

[soft osprey]

halberd

Or something

[woven nexus]

Im not a big sports fan of any kind tbh

Never cared abt the olympics or anything

[soft osprey]

I hate most sports. Hockey, and ufc is the only thing I’ll watch. And soccer if I’m visiting family cause they’re all hella German

[woven nexus]

I would rather read a book

[languid nest]

In my opinion it is like a window into a soul to watch how someone fights and to train to be a fighter really shows your true self in the purest form.

[soft osprey]

I could get into a good book for sure too

[woven nexus]

That is a very cryptic way of putting it

[soft osprey]

Two people who have put themselves through hell to toughen their bodies and minds to compete against another person who’s done the same, and see who comes out on top, it’s almost beautiful in a way

Once you get past all the blood and stuff

[sour path]

meowww

[soft osprey]

Nice mace bro

[sour path]

GUHHH

i’m gonna touch you

[soft osprey]

[languid nest]

You can see humility, confidence, ego, fear, empathy, love, anger, everything. You can see if someone plays by the rules and respects others or if they only care about themselves by the way they fight. Like how Jon Jones constantly pokes his opponents eyes and breaks the rules, he is a rat bastard. But Mighty Mouse, he checks on his opponent and prefers to end fights with a tko instead of a ko. He respects everyone who he fights. Very beautiful.

It’s a window into the soul 🪟

[woven nexus]

Yeah, I can kinda see it. But then u have all the fighters with domestic violence charges

[languid nest]

Like Jon Jones

[soft osprey]

I swear that just comes with money no matter the sport or profession

But there certainly are some in the ufc

[languid nest]

But that’s just the thing with pro sports. It takes extreme personalities to make it extremely far. Same thing happens in every sport. Like OJ Simpson.

[woven nexus]

yeah, i know. But i dont see the window to the soul pov

You dont truly know the person

[languid nest]

I mean you can see Jon Jones poking eyes and you can see how he is a domestic abuser

You can see Mighty Mouse making sure he did not seriously injure his opponent and see that he cares for the health of others

You can see Rodtang not tap out even though you can tell he knows he’s about to lose. You can see the determination.

[soft osprey]

I get your point. I find it to be something that can be beautiful and a look at what the person is like, at least in a fight setting. But Yeah of course they can be polite fighters but terrible at home and vice versa.

That’s why you shouldn’t worship celebrities lol

[languid nest]

You can see Sean Stricklands anxiety and trauma and calculated approach in is fight against Israel, and Israel’s seemingly equal amount of fear masked with a cadence of confidence. I really liked that fight even though it was uneventful. You could tell both fighters were afraid of each other.

[solid trout]

I come in like "whoa I thought we were s'posed to avoid politics" haha

[languid nest]

Idk maybe I have an eye for this sort of thing but I just really enjoy that aspect

[solid trout]

Realized it was a name haha

[languid nest]

I get it

[languid nest]

It is as close as you can get without knowing them

You never truly know anyone though

[trail nacelle]

Damn dude is fighting a whole country

[soft osprey]

Ahaha frfr first glance I got scared for you

[languid nest]

lol

[limpid gyro]

GORE WHEN

[woven nexus]

Israel is a name, 3 cousins have tht name

So i instantly knew

[vapid heart]

Idk

[languid nest]

But anyways I think fighting is very interesting and there are a lot of layers to it that I find beautiful and ugly. Nothing is ever perfect though and I acknowledge that there are rotten apples.

[vapid heart]

Ok

[trail nacelle]

It's cool but i could not sit down and watch a whole match

[woven nexus]

Tbh i should probably learn some martial art for self defense.

[mint agate]

Like reverse grip addict people, or people thinking swords are super heavy

[languid nest]

The internet has caused a massive increase in ADHD I think.

[trail nacelle]

I'm a lotr fan adhd ain 't the problem

[languid nest]

For how long though

[trail nacelle]

Rings of power is the better than the hobbit.

[languid nest]

I don’t get the reference

[soft osprey]

Just gotta find the right fighter! Rory Macdonald gets real fuckin bloody and he’s a great fighter, Israel adesanya is fuckin incredible, Demetrius”Mighty Mouse” Johnson is a fantastic wrestler

There’s a lot of different style fighters out there

[trail nacelle]

Light weight fights look crazy they so fast.

[soft osprey]

Nate Diaz is always entertaining in that he taunts like a mother fucker and fights like a street fighter almost

Nick Diaz too

[languid nest]

That guy is insane

[soft osprey]

They are, lightweight and featherweight are my favorite. Though I do love some heavyweights

[languid nest]

He has the endurance of a Greek god dude

Fuckin crazy

[jolly gorge]

how do i finish the demo

[soft osprey]

Get through all 6 bosses

[trail nacelle]

Until you run out of enemies

[jolly gorge]

ok

[soft osprey]

Just keep walking, gear gets better

[trail nacelle]

the job is never done

[languid nest]

You gotta try your ass off and even then you may lose

[soft osprey]

As you go.

[jolly gorge]

got it

[chilly oracle]

are rockstar energy drinks not popular? as I always usually see them as the cheapest or at the bottom of shelves or stuff

[soft osprey]

They’re definitely near the bottom as far as bigger name energy drinks go

[chilly oracle]

never thought they were near the bottom, I always thought they were sorta middle of the road or something

[soft osprey]

At least, in my area you rarely ever see them and if you do it’s like the dollar store

They’re not awful I guess

[chilly oracle]

I usually see them at the bottom of the shelves at somewhere like 7/11 and they're the cheapest

[chilly oracle]

I've always preferred them over monster

[soft osprey]

At the end of the day they all do the same thing, and they don’t taste awful, so might as well go for cheaper

They had a marshmallow rockstar one I used to grab a few from the dollar store every couple weeks

Monster is ok, some flavors are wack af though

and like 3.50-4 a can..

[charred moth]

i wish i could have tried the cyberpunk flavor for rockstar

[magic wolf]

do you guys know when blood and dismemberment will be added to playtest version?

I know it was deleted due to Tokyo Games Show but it was in September

[fleet nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/kevinmcgarry-mcgarries-feelingbutterflies-feelbutter-oh-gif-26012814

[edgy bay]

Announcement when???

[magic wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-heavy-maybe-sniff-well-see-gif-16650546

[fleet nimbus]

doctor professor galaxy is in the lab as we speak cookin

[chilly oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/reggae-gif-6297720739088826887

killer immortal pug god update when?

[languid nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1043854764095582260/1306330243937730641/uncanny.gif?ex=67364658&is=6734f4d8&hm=ce3cd22f3a347970c99d130faa443a450c7721bdded96f0e101b5fd1d1be17d0&

[chilly oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cheezburger-chezburger-cat-sniff-fisheye-gif-26112854

[crude flower]

We ball

[still yoke]

For the love of god please bring back the violence

[odd trail]

dude when is the update coming

im like dying

[odd trail]

crying

[languid nest]

It’s out now all you need to do is reformat your drives

[low jungle]

Fucked him up 🤣

[languid nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1306327962727223397/squish.gif

[odd trail]

you bs me

[languid nest]

No it’s true

[low jungle]

blood on that kill woulda been gnarly

[odd trail]

brother

[low jungle]

When do I get to have this drip

[sour path]

male fashion needs to return to this

[wind charm]

Sometimes Polehammers get quirky

[odd trail]

sick asf

[wind charm]

I have melted my spear and polearm tech into one

[odd trail]

literally me

[low jungle]

faucet

[crisp ivy]

wenn die landsknecht singen?

[odd trail]

decked

[mint agate]

Big bonk

[odd trail]

yes

[low jungle]

might be the most rage inducing game ive played in a minute

[soft osprey]

You’ll get the hang of it

[low jungle]

the NPCs stand up after i hit them in the head 10 times with a mace meanwhile I get hit once, fall, and cant get up

or half the time when i try to 2-hand shit my arm goes flying behind me

game makes me wanna break my monitor half the time

[chilly oracle]

I made a gif

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-kitty-cat-cat-gif-8943478768003977184

[chilly oracle]

I need to correct some stuff on it

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278425883803258964/1304502401499136010/polearmdoer.gif

[chilly oracle]

idk if its slow for anyone else but idk why its like that

[trail nacelle]

Bro got dragon tailed sweep

[chilly oracle]

I fixed it, it had too many frames as it was at 60 originally

[low jungle]

takes my guy 2 fucking minutes to get up

[wise halo]

skill issue

[chilly oracle]

are you holding the button to stand up?

[low jungle]

im just hitting w or s

[sand ingot]

when is it out

[chilly oracle]

some wrestling stuff

[low jungle]

what is the button to get up

[crude flower]

Skill issue

Lower your mouse sense

[kindred pebble]

when are they gonna add gore

[crude flower]

There is no up button you just do W or S depending on how your character is positioned

[potent pagoda]

aw hell no my integrated graphics don't stand a chance

[chilly oracle]

this would look brutal with gore

[low jungle]

the best is when u hook a sword around them into the neck

or 2 hand it under their chin and go up

[wary orchid]

shield op change my mind

A vicious left hook, not from "Mike Tyson", but from thee one and only "Michael Thorsten"!

[jolly gorge]

fuck i wish i clipped it

but i punched a guys buckler out of his hand

[chilly oracle]

im trying to train on swapping sides with my pointy stick

[crude flower]

Only to an extent, but trying to block anything with it is wack

[chilly oracle]

I've just been swapping sides depending on which side the person is on as that seems to work the best