#halfsword-chat-⚔

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fringe cape
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I mean there wasnt really any blunt to it. just rested it on his face then pushed him down

fast bramble
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I go to make banana bread and someone goes and gets themselves banned

boreal path
calm ivy
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idk if this is a bug, or if it's just.. the end of a stick being kinda sharp, but I'm able to get stabs on the bottom end lol (this one doesn't seem like a stab as much, tho)

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fringe cape
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oh yeah that stuck right in

calm ivy
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You should see this other one!

fringe cape
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looks like you lower it onto the shoulder and it just phases through

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very strange

fringe cape
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pfff

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was in bros head

soft osprey
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Rip that guy

pulsar ivy
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i just reinstalled medal.tv and it seems to be working fine, but the last time i tried to use it, some random asmr ahh voice would say "recording started" but never just give me a 30s clip

calm ivy
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weird lol

fringe cape
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i ue the xbox app but it locks at 30fps :/

pulsar ivy
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i just realised i can use the ovrdth selector without restarting the game

remote crypt
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I use medal

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but apparently steam clips is a thing now

pulsar ivy
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ill be using medal as long as the loud british asmr medal boy doesnt start talking

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you know what would be cool is if i could pick the loadout of the enemy

calm ivy
pulsar ivy
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bro i just realised why the medal thing was happening to me

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im HOLDING f8

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i just need to press it

pulsar ivy
calm ivy
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loll yeaa!

fast bramble
pulsar ivy
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P1HX is a axe loadout

calm ivy
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Who was the other person??

pulsar ivy
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idk how that works

remote crypt
fast bramble
pulsar ivy
remote crypt
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I use a loadout I made

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all the time

pulsar ivy
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you can make loadouts?

boreal path
remote crypt
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Yes, but since the dude who discovered it before me made ME find it

soft osprey
remote crypt
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I won't be sharing

fast bramble
pulsar ivy
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same

calm ivy
soft osprey
jolly gorge
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best way to restrain someone

pulsar ivy
remote crypt
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yeah

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I'm talking how I have a Tier 7 longsword

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on a tier 5 char

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with a dagger you don't get till t7

pulsar ivy
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oh dang saving loadouts just doesnt work for me

remote crypt
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You gotta run the selector as admin

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if you saved it to program files

pulsar ivy
remote crypt
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Not that

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that's what I mentioned the guy who discovered won't share

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and I found it on my own, so as a respect thing to them

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I do not

calm ivy
soft osprey
remote crypt
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I'd rather respect the dude

fast bramble
remote crypt
fast bramble
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Same lol

remote crypt
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showed the guy who set me up with my stuff originally

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and he said "I told the devs I wouldnt"

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so I won't,

fast bramble
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Yeah the devs told him not to as well, I wonder if it's the same guy lol

pulsar ivy
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how do i download the video after i have edited it on medal

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oh i got it

fast bramble
pulsar ivy
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how is he still alive

fast bramble
pulsar ivy
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oh

soft osprey
pulsar ivy
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the way he looks at it is so funny

remote crypt
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I won't tell you how

soft osprey
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How about angel Willie?

soft osprey
fast bramble
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You can do loadouts without the mod

soft osprey
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Jokes on you, I haven’t played half sword in a month

fast bramble
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Oh

soft osprey
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I know

fast bramble
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Yet you remain here

soft osprey
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Kill me

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Beat me up

pulsar ivy
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jokes on you, i dont own a pc

soft osprey
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I’m waiting for blood to come back

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I love half sword but it got boring after a while

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I just like being here

pulsar ivy
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im playing this on my phone

fast bramble
remote crypt
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my t5 with t7 gear KEKW

fast bramble
pulsar ivy
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the passive parry doesnt really protect me, it just kinda moves the sword towards the other willies sword

soft osprey
fast bramble
pulsar ivy
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i just get mad at a really stupid death and get off

soft osprey
pulsar ivy
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bro i just got on getting over it and instinctivley held shift to get into a better stance

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its a mouse only game

fast bramble
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Gonna miss the blood update

smoky quail
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blood update isn't real, take your pills

graceful cosmos
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Id like an option to swing a long sword with one arm

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and not when an arm gets busted up

remote crypt
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then switch hands

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it will force you into left hand onehand

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there's no method I know for doing it righty

graceful cosmos
remote crypt
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let me record a vid

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actually I might have one

graceful cosmos
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see with the long sword it switches side position but it doesnt opt for swinging with one arm

remote crypt
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So right click

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don't hold it

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actually toggle half sword

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Then switch hands.

graceful cosmos
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i found another way with having a second weapon and putting the weapon on E away

remote crypt
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ye that works till your hands meet again

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skip to the end if you just wanna see the hand swap @graceful cosmos

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@calm ivy you'll love this

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why tf it clip it twice

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medal I stg

calm ivy
graceful cosmos
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Half Sword Combat + Dark Souls

remote crypt
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honestly

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but the one handing is more reminiscent of saber with the longsword

graceful cosmos
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maybe i guess

remote crypt
dense island
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lookit this strapping young lad

junior epoch
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farmer brown goes sicko mode

graceful cosmos
remote crypt
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decent exchange on the second

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that third was a great disable

graceful cosmos
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i like to call the third one. The Grim Hanged

blazing hollow
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when is blood coming

remote crypt
languid nest
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shoulder bash?

hushed gale
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Oh wait

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Nvm

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Soon

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“Soon”

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After gta 6

thick robin
chilly moth
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Blood update will come after the online update Starege

junior epoch
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my estimate is another 2 months

remote crypt
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as long as yall can beat negan bat consistently we're straight

flat sparrow
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seriously tho why cant we just have the same gore thats in the demo, in the play test

remote crypt
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Cause of TGS

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blame japan's censorship laws

flat sparrow
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i just want to do fist play with a bloody nose man

remote crypt
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fair

flat sparrow
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this feels like a dark and darker battle all over again

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great game but then some dumb legal bullshit getsd in the way and nobody ever puts love into it again

remote crypt
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they're getting there

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I just assume its not just going to be blood in the update with how long it's taking.

flat sparrow
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im just venting

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but i get it

remote crypt
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Fair

coarse hemlock
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just mod blood into the game

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im sure someone can do that

remote crypt
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The assets aren't even in the game

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only the demo

flat sparrow
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if someone got the sauce ill do it lol

coarse hemlock
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yea mod the demo blood into the playtest

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thats what i meant

flat sparrow
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i only play fist play tbh, dont even play the demo or touch weapons anymore

flat sparrow
coarse hemlock
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probly

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idk how to code so idk if its hard or easy

flat sparrow
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yea i follow guides lol

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im not doing that shit on my own

coarse hemlock
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oh

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ok

flat sparrow
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long story short, this game needs a little blood soon or its gonna die

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one way or another

coarse hemlock
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without gore its still pretty cool\

flat sparrow
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plenty of games have blood, it doesnt need to be the best that ever came out

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its def still cool

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but it adds a lot

coarse hemlock
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blood

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um

flat sparrow
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rope

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straight rope

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we need more rope shootin in this game

coarse hemlock
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perhaps

woven nexus
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The dev team are focusing on early access

coarse hemlock
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awesome

woven nexus
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Its not that the game isnt getting love, its that they are working on EA the demo and playtest are really just proof of concept

coarse hemlock
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just proof of concept....?

fast bramble
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I imagine we're only getting the next update for free because they promised it

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Yeah

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The game's only 5% complete

coarse hemlock
dreamy rampart
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Can you break bones in playstest?

coarse hemlock
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WHAT

dreamy rampart
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Cus

coarse hemlock
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yea

dreamy rampart
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Can't swing

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Bouts get swung

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My man also put me into a leg lock

fast bramble
dreamy rampart
coarse hemlock
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uh oh

coarse hemlock
fast bramble
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In the future they're planning on spicing that up more, even adding compound fractures (bones sticking out of skin)

coarse hemlock
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ok now thats um

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psychotic

blissful gulch
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I just died to a crotch punch. That npc made a fool of me.

fast bramble
coarse hemlock
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yeowch

blissful gulch
languid nest
coarse hemlock
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they are ai

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they dont move like humans

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therefore more accurate hits

languid nest
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I refuse to believe they aim

dreamy rampart
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Tuff asf

coarse hemlock
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um

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quite tuff indeed

graceful cosmos
dreamy rampart
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It's gunna be like 70 bucks but I'll still buy it cus I'm deticated

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I'm gonna be a brokie

coarse hemlock
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its probly gonna be 70 bucks

graceful cosmos
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id pay $120

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i kid. ill settle for $70

woven nexus
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70$ for an indie title with a few devs?

coarse hemlock
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at 70 or 120 dollars i would just not play it

fast bramble
dreamy rampart
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Personally, if any of the devs are lookinga t this, I would make the game 40$ and add a shop kinda like fortnite and add skins and new in game purchases

fast bramble
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They've mentioned thinking $40 was too steep before but that's subject to change

dreamy rampart
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Oh

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Mvm

dreamy rampart
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Yall know Ken Carson

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No

coarse hemlock
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nah

dreamy rampart
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Nah

blissful gulch
fast bramble
dreamy rampart
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Hell yeah

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He's fire

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Litsening to him rn

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Played him in my gym infront of 200 peeps

fast bramble
dreamy rampart
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School

blissful gulch
# fast bramble Subject to change

Yall have created something comparable (Greater than imo) to triple A games, I think you guys deserve to be able to sell it at a price like 50-60, if not higher

fast bramble
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I wish I was talented enough to make this game

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I'm just a mod abused Rubber

woven nexus
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AAA games are garbage in recent yrs tbf

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Price goes up quality goes down

blissful gulch
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This is probably the greatest swordfighting game i've ever seen.

worn heron
languid nest
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notice the dodge into headbutt at the end

dreamy rampart
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This game has some of the best physics I've seen

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Charge it in the higher area

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It takes alot of work

fast bramble
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I've tried giving them my money several times now and they keep rejecting it

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So now I'll have to buy like at least 5 copies of this game

remote crypt
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^

blissful gulch
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They should just casually drop their venmo or cashapp or paypal or whatever for us... 🙂

fast bramble
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Apparently they had a donate link on itch.io for a while but it's gone now

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They don't want to take money from people that aren't their publisher because people have expectations when they pay money

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Even when they say they don't

blissful gulch
fast bramble
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Considering how the game tells you there's no blood and the reason why, there's an FAQ that says no blood and why, and there was even a bot that responded to blood questions, and people still come on here daily demanding blood without paying any money, I'm getting the feeling they'd just rather not

tough yew
woven nexus
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Fencer

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U r my halfsword idol

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I have been learning to play better from all ur clips

tough yew
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cool

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i didn't know i was a mentor

restive garnet
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I can't wait to see many ppl play with the gore 1.7 and blood 1.5

woven nexus
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Same

tough yew
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the blood

fast bramble
restive garnet
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Heckk yeahh

woven nexus
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Im so excited for it galaxyyy

fast bramble
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Same

restive garnet
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I am as well!

fast bramble
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I'm so excited I'm starting up Half Sword now even though I wasn't feeling it earlier

restive garnet
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Hahaha

woven nexus
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I waited for a surgery for 13 months i can wait for halfsword update ahaha

restive garnet
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🥹

fast bramble
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I've been through the ringer of long wait times and delays before, this is easy

woven nexus
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Exactlyyy

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I keep dreaming with halfsword playtest having gore tho

blissful gulch
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Wrestling or something

woven nexus
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Apparently brain is hyped even when sleeping lolol

tough yew
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i play exanima so im already patient

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[exanima devs take an entire year to release an juciy ass update]

woven nexus
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Exanima has been over a yr still no update

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Their last update was oct last yr

blissful gulch
coarse hemlock
fast bramble
coarse hemlock
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i hope

tough yew
frank scarab
fast bramble
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Sometimes it's that though

tough yew
fast bramble
frank scarab
woven nexus
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Lolol

coarse hemlock
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it will never come out

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quite sad

frank scarab
tough yew
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SG is gonna come out trust

fast bramble
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STALKER 2: originally announced 2010, devs went bankrupt and closed up shop, several years went by before they came back, several years of delays, maybe coming out on the 20th but who knows at this point

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I can wait for blood

blissful gulch
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Lbp4?

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no?

tough yew
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i hate sony

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i will only redeem them if they make a remaster that includes all the games

fast bramble
woven nexus
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Me waiting for a game like spore...

fast bramble
blissful gulch
woven nexus
fast bramble
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Same

fast bramble
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When I found out it was supposed to be so much more I got sad

blissful gulch
woven nexus
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It was my favorite game of all time

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Still is top 3

fast bramble
# blissful gulch It was? I grew up on that

What got released was a stripped down, barebones version of the game, both due to time constraints and because they thought getting into all the nitty gritty wouldn't be fun anymore

frank scarab
fast bramble
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Yesss

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I have hope

woven nexus
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Its on my wishlist and watch list

fast bramble
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But I'm still in the skeptical phase

woven nexus
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I have so much hope..but same

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Highly skeptical

blissful gulch
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anyone know what portal knights is?

woven nexus
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Rpg with survival gimmicks

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Short and somewhat linear

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Best with a friend or two imo

fast bramble
blissful gulch
tough yew
blissful gulch
frank scarab
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or just tv static

remote crypt
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really

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really

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bad

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at reading

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or being smart enough to know they're wrong

woven nexus
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Im gonna sound like a boomer

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I blame social media and short form videos..including tiktoks insta reels, etc etc

fringe cape
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my heart on no gore

trail nacelle
remote crypt
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My attention span was already pretty shit but comprehension was good

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(IE: needed to watch videos at 2x)

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but fuck man

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this new group of adults I'm in is just fucking spastic

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18-25 range

tough yew
blissful gulch
remote crypt
remote crypt
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I had a millenial/genX vocabulary till I joined the army (fuck this fuck that etc)

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then I was forcibly brainrotted into saying shit like Bussin

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like

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BUSSIN?

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CAP?

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It's "This is fucking awesome" or "That's bullshit"

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conversational confetti

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Took me a few years to get back to "Oh yeah no that's bullshit what the fuck are you talking about XYZ"

blissful gulch
remote crypt
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then there's the completely incapable of basic function

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it's weird to watch. Sure I had to learn to shave in basic but jesus

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some of these fellas don't even have drivers' licenses

blissful gulch
remote crypt
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Meh I'll check the DWI records

blissful gulch
blissful gulch
remote crypt
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Valid

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I'll have a sip on fridays so I'm technically too inebriated to be called back into work after we're free for the day.

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Also congrats on the engagement

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I'm glad to see our generation committing more.

blissful gulch
remote crypt
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Good on ya

blissful gulch
remote crypt
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my first serious relationship I was abused every way you can think of

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learned a lot. Now I'm married to a different gal and a homeowner

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happier now at least.

fast bramble
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Marriage I couldn't care less for but damn if I don't want to be a homeowner

remote crypt
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I mean I have the VA loan so it was a lot easier than if I wasn't able to

blissful gulch
remote crypt
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It also depends on where you settle down

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cost of living vs wage

fast bramble
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Yeah for sure, my area's relatively cheap compared to the rest of Canada at least

remote crypt
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Where I'm at it's around 50k and I'm gonna get a cushy ass federal job when I'm free from the military

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Postal probably

fast bramble
remote crypt
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Like

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🪴

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plants?

fast bramble
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Yeh

blissful gulch
tough yew
fast bramble
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I was going to do IT, went to school for it and everything, then it turned out the job market was oversaturated and it really wasn't what I wanted to spend my life doing anyways

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Floated around a bit aimlessly, started growing plants

remote crypt
fast bramble
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And it really sparked a passion in me

remote crypt
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Yeah honestly

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I was gonna do IT

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that's my army career rn in a vague sense

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but fuck man

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I want to just CHILL

fast bramble
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I like noodling around with computers, I don't really like the stress of being called in at 3AM to deal with a foreign government agency trying to hack into Club Penguin or whatever

remote crypt
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^

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Thankfully the extent of my stuff is more dish network esque

tough yew
blissful gulch
remote crypt
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I mean depends on where you work

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a school is cushy as shit for IT

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until one kid decides he's a hacker

graceful cosmos
fast bramble
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The money is pretty much always worth it

remote crypt
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^

fast bramble
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But it still gets to you

remote crypt
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You'll scream at a server rack at least once

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I have

fast bramble
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You'll throw at least one printer out a window

remote crypt
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I've never done that yet

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then again, the printers were never near windows

fast bramble
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You've gotta find the window

blissful gulch
fast bramble
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It's the only reasonable death for a printer

remote crypt
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I usually just broke into the teacher wifi

fast bramble
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I added https:// to the start of URLs and downloaded SWF files of flash games so they couldn't be blocked

tough yew
remote crypt
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my IT department hated me

blissful gulch
remote crypt
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my mother hated me too because I locked her out of the router so many times

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Or spoofed my mac

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etc

fast bramble
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I'm surprised the IT department never spoke to me, I abused that network. Meanwhile they'd go after the kids installing Minecraft

remote crypt
fast bramble
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Lmao

remote crypt
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northeastern education

blissful gulch
remote crypt
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I was always the dude people bet on if there was an inkling of a fight

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so I just talked it out cuz I wouldn't see that money

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IF they paid me... diff story.

tough yew
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oh yea, sorry for disrupting the convo but can you guys move said convo to general-chat?

fast bramble
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yeh

fast bramble
blissful gulch
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whoops

tough yew
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its fine dw

tough yew
fast bramble
blissful gulch
blissful gulch
# fast bramble

Earlier a guy with two broken arms did a spinning backfist and it hit me in the crotch and I DIED

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I wish I had that clipped, but steam recording makes my game bug out, only got one clip in before it almost crashed

tough yew
fast bramble
tough yew
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it was now or never

remote crypt
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Oh yeah

fast bramble
remote crypt
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you probably would have died if you didnt get that grab

tough yew
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this is how my screenshots look with my reshade set up atm

remote crypt
fast bramble
fast bramble
remote crypt
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very'

blissful gulch
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It bugs out at the beginning each time

blissful gulch
tough yew
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armor looks really good as well

blissful gulch
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wait, question, which tier is your personal go to?

tough yew
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t8 imo

flat fern
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ive been experimenting eith moving weapons to block and parry

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and grappling

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me like

tough yew
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the mirror polish effect on the armor is so goood

blissful gulch
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Huh. I usually go for 2-3 for more quick fights

compact rampart
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stabbing is so damn hard

remote crypt
compact rampart
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even a disabled body on the ground

flat fern
tough yew
fast bramble
compact rampart
# flat fern nah

yes because when you go to stab something on the ground your character keeps moving for some reason the model keeps falling forward instead of staying still

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if im not pressing W the legs should be locked

languid nest
blissful gulch
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I just got stabbed with a sword through my gut and didn't even flinch, zero damage taken

languid nest
tough yew
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odd

languid nest
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Impressive technique… I too wish to harness explosive power

blissful gulch
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Question, do we know if this game will have co-op?

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like the demo but with a friend?

fast bramble
blissful gulch
blissful gulch
languid nest
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Thing

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Idk

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Couch

compact rampart
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idk if this game is aiming to have a goofy/comedic spin to it like the other medieval games but it would be really nice if the legs could be locked and not use the wobbly ragdolly movement. and then if you take a hit in the head or legs it activates and you start stumbling. because you can literally stand still and not press anything and your character just keeps walking forward and its really annoying

wind charm
fast bramble
tough yew
compact rampart
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cool cus everything else is great

languid nest
compact rampart
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ill try to flesh out what i mean in feedback i guess

remote crypt
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I use the jank for voids

languid nest
blissful gulch
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Although, a goofy mode would make for a great april fools update

tough yew
wind charm
languid nest
tough yew
remote crypt
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I hope there's a leaning animation eventually

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can't wait to just press a button and zoop out of the way of a diag

hushed gale
fast bramble
tough yew
fast bramble
remote crypt
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Honestly I can't wait for the jank/class balance to be so damn good

languid nest
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Interesting..

wind charm
blissful gulch
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Is it possible to kill your allies in the 3v3 mode?

remote crypt
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I have done it

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because they got in the way of me killing a dude

tough yew
blissful gulch
compact rampart
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yeah u can kill your mates

blissful gulch
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Also, my friends and I have a "gauntlet" we made for the playtest, and none of us have actually successfully beaten it

tough yew
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weapons of mass destruction

languid nest
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The mace is brutal

blissful gulch
compact rampart
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imagine if they added kicking

languid nest
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:3

compact rampart
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hell yeah

remote crypt
remote crypt
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I'll try that tomorrow

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From tier 2. I usually don't brawl

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only single combat?

blissful gulch
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I won and they posed.

blissful gulch
blissful gulch
remote crypt
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fuck it we ball

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tomorrow I'll knock it all out

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but with the nuzlocke twist

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if I lose once I have to restart

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How many generations do you think I should have of gear?

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Can only click once, twice or three?

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It'd be too easy if I just got longsword the entire time

blissful gulch
remote crypt
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I'll do death rules for everything

blissful gulch
remote crypt
#

I'll just use the first gen

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every time

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unless I get the negan bat

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that's banned

blissful gulch
remote crypt
#

the bigass spike stick

#

tier 5 iirc

blissful gulch
#

Ohhhh, that

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idk why I was expecting an actual baseball bat

remote crypt
#

lol yeah

blissful gulch
#

its absurdly easy to just win with

remote crypt
#

I have fun fighting it

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and then posting clips of dumpstering it

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cause people struggle

blissful gulch
#

I just got hugged to death

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they halfsworded around me and walked backwards

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anyway, its almost 2 a.m, I should probably sleep now

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goodnight all of you

supple cedar
#

gn

fast bramble
fast bramble
loud river
#

Is that controller? Lmfao

tough yew
fast bramble
loud river
#

Even on a left handed swing I felt them bitches

tough yew
#

trusty side arm

fast bramble
trail nacelle
tough yew
stoic sedge
tough yew
stoic sedge
# tough yew

i hate it sm when willies get their arms stuck like that

tough yew
#

happens with polearms a lot

stoic sedge
#

yep

tough yew
#

hopefully its something that'll be fixed soonish

vale halo
#

im not entirely sure how hes still spanking me with his poleaxe when i have him like this...

tough yew
tough yew
vale halo
#

i was really close to a 2fer

vale halo
tough yew
tough yew
heavy pagoda
tough yew
#

flooded this channel enough

heavy pagoda
gaunt nimbus
#

stupid

languid nest
tough yew
#

yea

languid nest
#

Very fitting once this update comes in

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Speaking of

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Cants wait to kick Willie in the balls and stomp him out

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This is going to be me but instead of leg kicks it’s ball kicks that’s kicks to the balls

molten galleon
#

Willie my goat

grizzled briar
#

fr?

lone crater
#

source?

supple cedar
past panther
#

As if I didn't have enough of those playing the demo abyss

idle crane
#

Please stop spreading misinfo

lethal mauve
crude flower
#

It's only a week away!

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I can't believe it!

idle crane
near grotto
#

Well if the roadmap is in December, and gore comes before the roadmap, then we have any time between now and December 31st at 11:59pm

idle crane
neon mantle
#

Dont believe you

soft osprey
lament wraith
#

replaying the demo can be pretty funny sometimes

quick stag
#

How can I activate blood? In the playtest

crude flower
blazing fern
onyx niche
#

Half Sword gets removed from Europe's 2nd biggest gaming market in a week 😢 so I wont be able to play it anymore.

jolly gorge
quick stag
soft osprey
#

That was a while ago though

quick stag
#

thanks bro

idle crane
#

Stop removing the disclaimer

onyx niche
#

@chilly moth yes it gets removed from Germany steam market due to missing age rating.

idle crane
# quick stag thanks bro

(Disclaimer: This guide is purely satirical and based on a fictional feature. Please don’t spend too much time searching for these options in your game, as they don't actually exist.)

quick stag
#

but why does blood not exist?

idle crane
#

old blood is incompatible so they have to rework it

near grotto
#

saul_g00dman VS. Mods incident #709

remote crypt
#

That was all very slight movement

#

I really need a mouse tracker

fringe hound
#

hey guys, how to use grabs in fist fight like a pro? to do wrestling or something

crude flower
#

If you grab right above willie's butt

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Something weird happens and he might do a flip

fringe hound
#

k

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how to do wrestling or something

crude flower
#

That's it

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Maybe lower body density

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If that makes them lighter

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And just grab their butt to fling them around possibly

neon mantle
crude flower
#

Interesting

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We need a mod that makes them lighter

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Hehehehehehe

neon mantle
#

There [technically] was one in demo. Part of the trainer mod gave super strength lol

neon mantle
crude flower
#

Hmmmmm

#

Yeah because there's like bone breakage or whatever it's called too

neon mantle
#

Yupp

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Boner snapping

granite basin
#

and beg

fringe hound
remote crypt
heavy pagoda
remote crypt
heavy pagoda
naive anchor
#

uhh what are these[dont say deez nuts]

marble sigil
#

have they said if they ever plan on adding multiplayer?

naive anchor
#

gore

heavy pagoda
naive anchor
remote crypt
ripe meteor
#

holy real

remote crypt
#

lmfaooo

graceful bolt
remote crypt
#

lol yep

graceful bolt
#

your onest reaction to the end

modern whale
#

is there a way to change keybinds ? i can't dash and stab at the same time because of windows' keyboard language changer

remote crypt
#

nope

heavy pagoda
jolly gorge
#

don´t blood??

tender quest
heavy pagoda
heavy pagoda
wary orchid
daring wasp
#

nice throw

hasty dome
#

how to kill third boss?

heavy pagoda
wary orchid
#

thanks. it actually wasnt exactly planned. I just wanted to throw the axe away

supple cedar
#

and use it

wary orchid
remote crypt
hasty dome
#

thx

wary orchid
daring wasp
#

try to outrange the third boss. use the scythe in right click mode

supple cedar
wary orchid
# hasty dome thx

jk. There is a tactic called knife running, or just running with a pointy weapon in stab mode. You could try that.

wary orchid
wind charm
crisp ivy
supple cedar
wind charm
# crisp ivy

from the beer 🍺
to the keys 🔑
to the car 🚗
to the tree 🌳

crisp ivy
#

to the sallet

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to the polaxe

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to the doublet

#

we making out of the holy roman empire with this one developer

heavy pagoda
frank scarab
heavy pagoda
tender quest
tender quest
heavy pagoda
tender quest
fast bramble
remote crypt
#

Yee

wary orchid
dapper forum
wary orchid
vague spade
#

Is there a slowmo mod or sth that makes a button activate slow mo?

nocturne kayak
#

how long do i have to wait to get accepted

limpid compass
jolly gorge
vague spade
pulsar ivy
vague spade
wary orchid
vague spade
worn heron
limpid compass
violet mortar
limpid compass
#

had to show mercy

violet mortar
vague spade
#

Low qual but you can see it 😭

#

My fault bro 😭

neon mantle
# limpid compass

I do this with multiple willies then put all the bits in a big box

ripe meteor
nocturne kayak
#

omd i just died cuz my sword got stuck in bro's body

wary orchid
remote crypt
humble bloom
vague raft
#

better graphics bug makes me play this game more now

worn heron
#

a hidden technique

analog pelican
vague raft
analog pelican
sharp kayak
vague raft
#

but the graphics looks like its on cinematic mode

#

fps is good

sharp kayak
vague raft
sharp kayak
#

ohh

#

okay

tender quest
rapid bronze
#

BLOOD TOMMOROW

languid nest
#

I can’t wait for blood just so it’s easier to tell what happened

tender quest
chrome hawk
#

rate the yoga

sharp cedar
#

why do i run out of vram every single time i play the game

crude flower
#

Hard game to run

rapid bronze
#

not enough vram?

sharp cedar
#

running medium on a 3060 with 12 gb vram

hushed gale
#

Blood is confirmed tomorrow guys

#

I got insider info

crude flower
#

Only 12

#

That's pretty low ngl i'd have at least 16 (i have 24)

chrome hawk
#

you think 12 gb card is bad?

#

1060 3gb

#

beat that

crude flower
#

Lol

tough forge
#

will blood be back soon?

crude flower
#

I don't know will it

soft osprey
#

Blood will come before the roadmap, and the roadmap is coming late December

ripe meteor
runic sky
languid nest
#

Reminder that you have to hold the buckler really far in front of you just like the AI does or you will die

fast bramble
crude flower
#

Real

soft osprey
crude flower
#

Just use it as a boxing glove

soft osprey
#

also im stealing that

crude flower
#

Lol

wary orchid
soft osprey
fast bramble
#

I'd have 3 if I could

soft osprey
#

ah buckler willie. one of the most deadly forms.

fast bramble
#

I wonder how the bucklers'll work in the new update

soft osprey
#

hopefully like a regular ol shield and not the infinity gauntlet

jolly gorge
#

i need to see if catching weapons midswing can be made consistent

fast bramble
remote crypt
soft osprey
#

Really I want something simple to be added. A stats page

#

I want to see how many times I’ve died and how many Willies I’ve killed

#

Stuff like that

wary orchid
soft osprey
#

Most used weapon

fast bramble
#

I would love to have a stats page

remote crypt
jolly gorge
#

how do you get finesse with polearms? i feel like i have to resort to the age-old orc strategy of whacking willie hard enough to break his leg

lavish haven
#

Someone please answer this man

#

Thrusting feels jank

glossy monolith
#

Half Sword

#

VR

#

Dark room, a knife

#

5 shielded guards

#

Charging

#

Immersive surround sound vr Headphone adjustments.

#

Pain sensors to.

#

Oculous owner death machine

jolly gorge
#

blade and sorcery with "ragdoll animation" would go hard

glossy monolith
#

Nope

jolly gorge
#

thats basically it HairWillie

vapid hull
#

new headset and mouse!

#

:3

dawn sparrow
# jolly gorge how do you get finesse with polearms? i feel like i have to resort to the age-ol...

if we are talking about playtest you should definitely see some @wind charm clips, he knows what he's doing with polearms, sure he will give you some advices too.
In demo you have to get used to big weight of the polearms. Can be tricky and sometimes glitchy but a bit of practice and you will catch the drill. Cool technique is to release right click midswing for powerful attack like that one, you can immediately come back to right click stance too. see what happens to the hands, easier to show than explain:

jolly gorge
#

oh my

#

playtest doesnt have that right click trick :(

wind charm
dawn sparrow
wind charm
#

I will be making Polearm tutorial soon...

jolly gorge
#

i see a lot of rapid hand switching in the video, maybe thats the trick to it

#

very skilled plays 👍 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wind charm
lavish haven
#

Is the double right click to thrust actually a thing? Doesn’t seem to work

dawn sparrow
#

but pressing left alt and using your mouse is more effective

dawn sparrow
jolly gorge
#

double right click unarmed gives you a nice looking punch but i doubt it's any powerful

#

especially compared to the fist of the north star punch spam

tender quest
junior epoch
#

is it just me

#

or do i never see npc's with armet helmets

crude flower
#

At least it is for me

junior epoch
#

just hold alt

#

and aim

#

its easier

crude flower
#

Possibly

#

I do feel like it's nice to keep them at bay though with double click

tender quest
crude flower
#

Small stab out there even if it doesn't land might back them up a bit

junior epoch
#

no its really useful for daggers

#

i can 1v4 brave stand with just a dagger

crude flower
#

I mean yeah you can run at them which is good

junior epoch
tender quest
#

armet isnt in the npc armour pool :c

junior epoch
#

damn

tender quest
#

someday

junior epoch
#

I also guess the black armor isnt either

tender quest
toxic lichen
#

is there any way to play the og game?

remote crypt
remote crypt